612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 27).
She's been in Ponyville for a while now and even has an official title of sorts, but even working as Starlight Glimmer's tutor in friendship doesn't occupy all her time. So what's Twilight Sparkle do on the days when she's left with an excess of blank space in her schedule? Does she still try and see where she can lend a hoof amongst her friends? Talk with ponies she doesn't get to chat up so often? Write letters to be sent around Equestria? Or just reread the "J" shelf again?
>>27942637
Previous thread.
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
why would you ever post fluttertitties when you could be posting rariboobs
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>27948203
>>27948214
i do not understand
>>27948212
>No hooves
DIE
>>27948192
She's read everything she has already, so she has to do, you know, princess stuff. Maybe she wants to learn how to cook, (even though she's read every publication she has on it at least twice) so princess responsibilities will temporarily transfer to Pinkie's general area.
>>27948214
>>27948192
I wanna play all those dumb pranks everyone knows on Sunset because she would have never seen them before.
"Hey Sunset, do you see this fly in my water bottle?"
>colt
>>27948250
please do not bully the horse women
>>27948246
But she could read them again!
>>27948253
"Hey Sunny, you got something on your shirt."
>>27948258
>that's
>uh
>not how you're supposed to tell me, Twilight
>>27944950
>you don't catch the ponies but instead steal their cutie marks
>>27948261
"Does it smell like updog in here?"
>>27948258
IT'S BULLETS
>>27948267
please do not shoot the horse women
>>27948262
What happen next? what should I do with their cutie marks?
impregnation
>>27948271
"Hey Sunny. If a quiz is a quizicle, then what's a test?"
>>27948279
A GUN
>>27948278
A nasty fetish.
>>27948289
do unicorns even need guns
like they can already shoot fucking magic missiles
>>27948240
>tfw NoHooves is beb and hats us
>>27948299
and with a gun they can shoot physical missiles
so if they need to deal with a ghost they can shoot magic, and if they need to deal with an actual problem they can shoot bullets
>>27948274
cook a tasty soup
Cute curry
>>27948312
she was really cute
i'm surprised she isn't waifued more
>>27948312
Would
>>27948312
poofy curry
>>27948289
"You see her over there, Sunny? In this world, it's polite to call them 'Niggers'."
>>27948331
>Indian
>worse version of applejack
>basically never show up again
enough reasons
adorable but illegal pegasus pony named Lightning Link
>>27948345
how is a pony illegal?
>>27948337
I would have so much fun making comedic lies and sarcastic comments that she doesn't know are sarcastic at her expense.
>>27948331
It's a damn shame.
>>27948339
>Indian version of AJ
>bad
I don't know where you got your taste, but evidently it was somewhere in a septic tank.
ponies being cuddly is great
>>27948349
technical he's legal
he just has to be registered as a machine gun if you bring him in to the united states
>>27948354
why is she so fucking pretty
>>27948349
when it is against the law
>>27948357
indeed
>>27948339
>Comparing a unicorn to a mud pony
How dare you insult unicorns
Pop quiz: these two ponies were the first to kiss on the show
>>27948369
>>27948337
Give her vodka and tell her it's just a popular flavored water.
High impact booping
>>27948378
spike and rarity
>>27948388
soft and gentle booping
>>27948378
Well if we were counting spike, I'd say when Rarity kissed spike on the cheek. But I'll go with Shining Armor and Cadence.
>>27948369
>>27948380
Affectionate little birds
>>27948365
Perfection, man.
You wouldn't pony a pony.
>>27948398
I'd let a pony pony me though
>>27948398
Why? Are you going to tell Celestia?
>>27948398
I would zebra a zebra.
>>27948398
But can a you pony a pony as long as another pony ponied the pony?
>>27948399
>>27948400
>>27948405
>>27948396
>>27948403
Stupid sexy Zecora. I bet she knows some exotic positions.
>>27948415
She knows all the best things.
>>27948413
Great pairBest pair?
>>27948413
>>27948422
Shittiest pair
Fitting because they're the shittiest horses
https://derpibooru.org/1188798
Zebra unf
>>27948425
>what is rarijack
>>27948403
zecora always looks so cute and cuddly
>>27948428bigger
https://derpibooru.org/802752
>>27948439
https://derpibooru.org/1151280
>>27948435
They've gotten alot better over the years.
ITS ONLY PAGE 8 YOU STILL GOT TIME I WAS HAVING A NICE FAP BUT YOU TWO STOPPED
>>27948448I still have it open, but I don't know if the other anon left or not
>>27948435
I want to give her hugs.
>>27948444
>spike
pass
but if you're cool with girldicks
https://derpibooru.org/768602
https://derpibooru.org/790812
>>27948444
This fandom comes up with the weirdest porn. An r63 dragon with massive tits and a futa cock fucking a zebra with massive tits, big enough to be used as a bed.
>>27948454
b i g g e r
https://derpibooru.org/1122107
>>27948444
Over the line imo
>>27948456
badgerben has been drawing that sort of thing long before ponies were around
furfriends gonna fur
>>27948458
not a fan of the multicocks, and the sizes I posted are my preference for very large
but if you want bigger
https://derpibooru.org/964466
https://derpibooru.org/1047733
>>27948453
She needs more screen time. They put her in s6 e4 and didn't even give her any lines. I guess the are too lazy to come up with rymes.
>>27948463
Those are some good sizes. I prefer the flares a lot bigger though.
>>27948465
>edging your zebra pal
>she's pretty big, but she's manageable
>but you push her just a bit too far
>her cock doubles in size as she cums
>>27948453
I wonder how strong her magic is. She seems quite adept but it's still a mystery.
>>27948464
Or just saving their money...VA isn't cheap
>>27948478>urethral mouth gapes extra wide around that fat column of spunk geysering out of her megaflare
>>27948425
>He can't handle best ship
my condolences anon
>>27948464
All I want is her episode. That's honestly all I want. They'll never use her to her full greatness so I'll settle for at least on episode where she's the main character.
>>27948479
Potion brewing and illusions are pretty cool. I was always a little disappointed Twilight never bothered learning anything from her.
>>27948493
>waiting for her to finish
>shoving your arm in while it's still all big
>>27948503>fisting her cock until she howls and bucks her hips, splorting your arm out with another messy climax
>>27948501
I'd love an episode describing her back story, maybe it's already covered in the comics but I don't read them. I love the VA though. Sexy voice.
i'm glad it's zecora time
she is such an underappreciated and very adorable characterwhat would it be like to fuck her hard in her weird house with nopony around for miles, making as much noise as you want
>all Zecora art nowadays is gross faggots pushing shitty fetishes onto her
Why can't anyone just appreciate her for the adorable, mentor-like, huggable equine she is?
>>27948501
>Twilight never bothered learning anything from her.
you foking wot m8
did you even watch trixie 2 electric boogaloo?
Odds: draw
Evens: force beb
Dubs/0: vid
i bet zecora has all kinds of sex potions
>>27948517
draw zebrazebra with a giant dick
>>27948512
I loved her NMM costume. It fit her whole "witchdoctor" persona. I loved all the costumes really.
>>27948514
They came up with a plan to trick Trixie. That's about it.
>>27948514
She didn't learn specific spells though. She learned about control and of course, the importance of friends.
>>27948528
>She didn't learn specific spells
gee
it's almost like Zecora isn't a magic user
>>27948397
i would like to see more sexy exotic ponies from other placesand then jack off to them while imagining them saying filthy things in their hot accents
>>27948523
NMN*
>>27948528
>spells
Zecora said she had nothing more to teach. She learned enough.
>>27948529
>Not a magic user
She conjured water just by waving her hoof over a cup and made illusions during nightmare night celebrations. That's pretty fucking magical to me.
>>27948529
Her skillset seems to extend beyond potionmaking though.
She knows at least somesleight-of-hoof
>>27948523
I've only bought one pony figure ever, but she's looking to be the second.
>>27948530
I can't even do that because curry pone has maybe 2-3 good lewds at best.
>>27948535
>conjured water
That wasn't magic. That was sleight of hand.
>>27948537
I was thinking about getting her also when I saw those pics today.
>>27948546
ITT: we fill the list in
>>27948543
>Slight of hoof*
That was fucking magic mate.
>>27948549
The sticky horn slider
>>27948546
cuddle positions?
>>27948517
draw something cool
>>27948549
cloudsdale steamer
>>27948549
Dragon ball z
>>27948553
Because it makes total sense for her to use magic when she's not a unicorn and when she was suggesting Twilight try using guile rather than force to beat Trixie.
>>27948565
It's not canon wether or not zebras can use magic. But from what we've seen with her illusions, she can work some magic.
>>27948549
reverse cowpony
>>27948572
so
like
a cow that keeps a herd of ponies?
>>27948575
no it's the one where you can stare at her ponut while she does all the work aka best position ever
equestria girl
butthole
gapingcontestat summer campsunset shimmer has an advantage because of her thick muscular horse buttholebut rarity wins
Pretty zebra
>>27948549
Rusty Venture
>>27948549
The princesses crown
A superior, hotter, sexier mare comes and steals you from your mate and takes you to an alternate dimension where you proceed to have she-demon sex.
>>27948569
Friendship is magic, dumbass. Pegasus ponies fly using magic obviously, their wings are far too small to provide flight. Earth ponies can magic plants into existence. This is not the kind of magic being discussed. Neither Rainbow Dash nor Zecora are magic users.
>>27948586
Is that the traditional zebra garb?
>>27948597
Pegusi and earth ponies have passive magic. Unicorns, dragons, and zebras have a kind of magic they can manipulate and control.
so when are they gonna reboot friendship is magic
>>27948610
The world may never know.
>>27948615
Never. 50 new seasons confirmed
>>27948613
I maintain that the NMM apparition was a glorified firework. As in, pre-animated fire and forget dust golem or something of the sort. She's a talented alchemist, a cute zebra, and not much more.
>>27948615
ten years or so after the last episode
maybe five considering the accelerating pace of culture
>>27948626
Funny.
>>27948615
We got 5 confirmed new seasons so not fr a while
>>27948628
Nope. Magic.
>>27948628
I'm okay with Zecora just being a potion specialist. I still like her being a little bit mysterious, though.
>>27948628
>>27948647
oh, her being a healer is important too
>>27948659
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE AWAY HER STRIPES
>>27948659
and occasionally she glows in the dark
>>27948665
Now all I can think of is glow-in-the-dark booty.
>>27948670Glow-on-the-dick.
>>27948696
unf
Pony's pony squeals enter a new level of desperation as she hears the jangle of anon's keys at the door. Her head has been stuck in the cookie jar for two hours.
>>27948634
>5 more seasons
citation needed
>>27948723
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
I need to go to sleep
but I don't want to
and alsoI'm not a pony
what do
>>27948803
Celestia has a stupid face
Tranquilize the pony and cuddle its unconscious form.
http://i.imgur.com/4HuIspd.png~ I still need to finish the area though.
>>27948806
Yeah well you have a stupid butt!
post a pretty picture of your waifu
>>27948808
pony woke up
>>27948829
>>27948836
>tfw no giant futa horse gf
>>27948836
>>27948845
>>27948829
My waifu is a pretty pony
>>27948829
EVERYONE'S DEAD!
>Today is Take a Monkey to Lunch Day
Maybe you'll have lunch with a pony today.
>>27948894
But ponies are not monkeys
>>27948898
You're close enough.
>>27948901
That's pretty fucking racist
spent the past 3 hours on and off fapping and edging myself to a full blast
just like the old days phew
back to nofap
>>27948919
fuck off Sunburst
>>27948250
She's trash
>>27948923
lick my asshole and tongue inside it
>>27948894
Celestia's a fucking bag of shit. Fluttershy did nothing wrong
>>27948904
Wow a shit pony wearing shit clothing
How could a pony rock a TOPLESS look?
Would it mean to get rid of whatever hat they happen to be wearing?
>>27948829
>>27948829
>>27948829
>>27949062SAY GOODBYE TO THE HOLIDAY
Tall alicorn Twilight is the cutest Twilight
Discuss
>>27949072
Yes
>>27948212
More like Raricow.
>>27949072
This is a wrongpinion.
When the servers of 4chan are found ten million years from now in the ruins of western civilisation, this post will be put up in a museum illustrating how wrong people from now were.
A letter given towards the company about their show my little pony that seemed rather odd. The Odd reason for it, was the fact that they'd never heard of a show called My little pony.
https://youtu.be/Qci6bd-EFCk
>>27949163
They will indeed look at your post and use it to show how wrong people were in the past, since the first line in your post is a heading, not a statement :^)
The only reason people like Trixie or Gilda as much as they do is because they happened to appear in S1. They're boring and forgettable characters for the most part, and other one shots that appeared later were much better
>>27949190
I like her because she's cute
>>27949087
Moo~
>>27949190
>people with different opinions to mine are wrong
>>27949190
The only reason people like Good Starlight or Sunburst as much as they do is because they happened to appear in S6. They're boring and forgettable characters for the most part, and other one shots that appeared earlier were much better
>>27949210
That doesn't work the other way around, though. My point is that Trixie and Gilda are covered in this layer of nostalgia, of when people first got into the show and everything was new and exciting. If they were introduced today, they'd be forgotten in a week
>>27949072
>>27949078
Hell, no! Twilicorn is racist! Her horn is too tall, her neck is too big, she's getting fat, and the wings is uncensored!
Unicorn Twilight Sparkle is still cute and beautiful!
>>27949215
>If they were introduced today, they'd be forgotten in a week
Nobody gives a shit about Hoity Toity, Little Strongheart and Photo Finish anymore anon. Trixie and Gilda are just the characters from S1 who were talked about and remembered over the years, it has nothing to do with nostalgia. Stop being dumb.
>>27949260
>>Nobody gives a shit about Hoity Toity, Little Strongheart and Photo Finish anymore anon.
Fuck you
>>27949260
Hoity, LSH and PF didn't have episodes centered around them, they were barely above background characters except for maybe LSH, who got overshadowed by yet another example of what I'm saying, Braeburn
Filly wants you to read her a bedtime story
>>27949314
One day there was an ugly barnacle.
>>27949325
His taste in ponies was so bad everybody died.
The end.
>>27949266
What a beautiful horse
Filly wants to come in your house to look for Pokémon.
>>27949374
put her in the basement with the other filly players
Filly can't stop ranting about Lying Ted being "blow the fuck out."
What do I do?
>>27949364
>The end.
Just like in my shójo doujins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drvAZ7e_fAw
>>27949427
Hide her MAGA hat
>>27949439
Are you blind anon? She has a MEGA hat, not a MAGA one.
>>27949439
MEGA hat
>>27949434
>I <3 Bron
Yeah I mean he's an alright character I guess?
>>27949452
>He reads fanfiction written by girls.
You lack taste, anon. All males are there simply to bone the MC in a terribly obstructive matter...
Filly wants to meet your girlfriend. She wants to see if she's worthy of you.
>>27949464
filly can be my cuddle mistress
>>27949469
>>27949464
Filly sues you for child abuse
wat do?
>>27949464
Make filly and my girlfriend fight to the death for my affection.
>>27949471
what's she gonna do, get another one of her filly friends to come over and play lawyer?
>>27949476
>play
>>27949476
Yes
Filly is stuck on Awoo.
>>27949484
That's alright, these things always get settled in litigation with some milk and cookies
Please don't bribe and corrupt the fillies.
>>27949489
Filly will not be easily swayed by something like that.
Let's not talk about fillies.
Let's talk about this pony.
>>27949510
I really like this pony
I'm glad she's our main character
>>27949510
Fillies like that pony.
>>27949510
That pony can be ugly at times.
>>27949506
you can get a filly to do almost anything with milk and cookies
>>27949529
Or sexual favors
>>27949529
I don't trust fillies around milk.
>>27949518
Well yes but there was a time before she had wings.
Ahhh~
Real mothafuckin princesses
>>27949549
>>27949567
Them alicorns I tell ya.
They must have a secret spaceship hidden in that hill behind Canterlot since that is the only logical reason to build a city in such a weird place!
Remember to Rumble your fillies today.
>The think about milking is that you shouldn't start a conversation, otherwise you just make it weird.
>>27949595
I have a colt.
>you will never milk a filly
I want to milk this pony and sell the bottles to Rainbow Dash.
new herd member.
>>27949594
>"Lieutenant Cadence, status report."
>'Theres....some thing....out on the wing.'
>>27949614
I like how Surprise is staring at her ass
>>27949636
If pank was ripping out the aileron on one wing, would the airplane still be able to fly?
>>27949619
>first Glenn Beck
>now Larry Wilmore
Good to know we now run the gamut of retarded wingnuts from all sides of the political spectrum.
>>27949643
fuck me, I meant to ask if the airplane would still be able to turn
I already know that it would still be flying just fine.
>>27949595
But I don't want them to get them knocked up.
>>27949654
He's pretty hot
>>27949595
A rumbled my colt instead
>>27949695
fucking ponies man
The original taco pony
>>27949777
I'll never be able to look at that image without thinking of the craziness that was the second thread for the S2 finale since that was it's OP image. Anons were freaking out.
>>27949810
Rightfully so. Fucking changelings. Fucking Chrysalis. Celestia her shit kicked in. Failing to get the Elements of Harmony. I wasn't in the thread and watched the episode later but holy shit was that an intense ride by itself even.
>>27949810I'll always remember that it was my request to Madmax, and that she had to figure out how to draw the tacos first.
>Cadance's dripping teats
>>27949826
Yeah. I still wish we had a week in between for maximum freaking out. Having Twilight being teleported to what may as well be hell and then having to wait would be intense.
>>27949831
>Anon's dumb shitposts
>>27949835
There's no way Hasbro would have allowed that, as awesome as that would have been.
If they did I would have probably spent the better part of that week repeatedly going "Oh my god! Oh my god!" like I was doing between when the first episode ended and the second episode started.
All of the speculating and wild discussions that could have gone on during that week... all we saw was Cadence's eyes change and Twilight dragged to a firey hell into the ground after everyone wanted nothing to do with her anymore... Damn, there would have been a few good songs I bet.
Then we would have had our collective dicks blown off after all that anticipation and getting to see the events of the second episode. My god.
But for real, the amount of good ol' fashion child traumatizing that would have caused. The episode just fucking ENDS after a really intense moment. You can't get away with that anymore in children's entertainment.
>>27949863
Gotta keep that target demographic first. It was still pretty good for a little girls show though. Nice that they get to do as much action stuff as they do. I bet S1 mlpg would never had expected something like Tirek to come out of the show for example.
>send message to steam friend
>they instantly go offline
>>27949882
this would never happen to Pinkie
you are a false Pinkie
what model pony gun to you carry?
>>27949896
>>27949896
>No shoulder thing that goes up.
>>27949877
To be fair I wouldn't expect it back then but I'm also not exactly thrilled about it after it happened.
>>27949905
I'd want no other pony by my side. If I stay close enough to her... and stay away from the dangerous end of her gun... and the dangerous end of her body... her luck might rub off on me.
>>27949810
>tfw internet shut out right before the finale started
>tfw you missed the livestream shitshow with everyone
At least I didn't have to sit through Tori Spelling
>>27949896
My Colt PNY .50 has a prostate trigger mechanism.
>>27949913
>but I'm also not exactly thrilled about it after it happened.
Pretty much.
If I wanted stuff like that, I would have just watched something different than My Little Pony.
And for that matter, the fight was pretty shoddily animated and uninspired.
Stuff like the song, 'smile and wave' and Tirek's underhanded form were much better than the final nonsensical showdown.
>>27949922
>powercut before Rainbow Dash says "Now careful, Derpy."
>come back 5 mins later and MLPG has shit itself with DERPYYYYYYY I JUST DON;T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG memetext etc
>think nothing of it
>few hours later when the full ep drops I realised I missed the biggest shitstorm in the history of the general
>>27949942
someone upload the gif of it
>>27949942
>tfw they had to give her the dumbest name after that.
>>27949925
Do not fuck your guns
>>27949962
>Not wanting to get your shotgun pone stuck in your butt.
>>27949956
Derpy's name is just a picture of a muffin now. She's like the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
or Daapi.
>>27949971
The Pony Currently Known as Derpy
Nyx doesn't care about destroying this board anymore. After she has taken total control of the fandom she just wants to reset everything.All your shitposting, everyone's memes. Bring them all back to zero.
Then we can do everything all over again.
>>27949956
>Derpy Whooves was the first time you became aware of the concept of "ableism"
It's like my innocence was taken from me.
>>27949975
>Currently
You mean Bubbles, right?
>>27949980
yep me too
it was basically the first time I found out what SJWs were
sad day
>>27949978
Alright you little OC shithorse, I'm game. I'd be willing to go back in time and get back on the horse again.
>>27949983
They will never be happy until you are all equally repressed under them.
A filly has no name.
>>27949996
Until their loving parents give her one of course.
>>27949978
Nyx would make a good Asriel.
>>27950000
Chekd
>>27950000
And then she is forced by fate to get a cutie mark that goes with that name.
>>27950045
I shall call her Cockula!
>>27950059
That looks fun.
>>27950059
>Sweetie: "They are wrestling like mom and dad do."
>>27950059
>"Why is Dash wearing some weird thing on her hips and is stabbing Rarity's butt with it?"
>>27950084
>>27950072
>"I think Dash is winning!"
>>27950084
>"That's just the way mares hug each other"
>>27950096
>"Wait, now Rarity is on top and has Rainbow Dash in a submission hold!"
>>27949954
This? It's not from mlpg's stram if I remember correctly.
>>27950102
I hope John Cena shows up soon.
>>27950108BR-R-R-R-R-R-RR-R-R-R-R-R-RAPPPPADOUGH
>>27950102
>"Where dad Rarity get that riding crop?"
>>27950071
look at that scootabutt
>>27950110
>"Wait, why does it look and sound like Rarity's in pain? I thought she was the one who had Dash in a submission hold!"
Dash will corrupt your fillies. Don't let her near them.
>>27948553
Sometimes I worry about people that fail to understand scenes in a cartoon for 8 year olds.
>>27950110
Rarity deals in horse accessories, of course she has a crop.
>>27950121
just look at what she did to Fluttershy!
It's too late. Your filly is now into fillies.
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/756171071020150788
https://twitter.com/HasbroNews/status/756149276112064512
Oh shit, get ready for happenings
>>27950189
Just as I planned
>>27950141
Huh. Yeah, this could work for me. Just need to look for some less safe material now.
>>27950141
Well she DOES make saddles...
And that weird tuning fork vibrator we saw in her shop in season 1.
I'm uncomfortably horny right now
>>27950225
Hi Horny
>>27950226
Hi anon
HAYAI
>>27950225
And why should we care?
>>27950193
Are they gonna start advertising the movie?
That is the only thing Meghan still works on, isn't it?
>>27950267
When did I ask anyone to care?
>>27950272
Because you posted it.
The individual posts in every thread are not called "replies" just for giggles you know.
>>27950287
What are you even saying?
How is that even an appropriate response to that question?
What the Hell is the My Little Pony defense?!
>>27950268
>The first commercial spoils the entire movies plot.
>>27950292
>What are you even saying?
To kindly keep the state of your dick to yourself.
>>27950301
If your waifu a shit, you must acquit.
>>27950310
What are you even talking about
>>27950301
>"I'm glad you asked, Anon!"
>"Ok, w-what's uhh-, what's going to happen here on this play is ehh-, Filly is gonna take the snap from shotgun an-, and ehh she's-"
>[incoherent drawing on screen intensifies]
>"-an-, and the object of this play is-, is to really get the defense to bite on the play action an-, and ehh, get those safeties looking into the backfield, thus allowing Filly to-, to make the long pass downfield."
>>27950327
>Why should I care
>When did I ask you to?
>Goes on some weird rant about replies
>tfw no fillylawyer
>>27950327
I think at this point the other guy is just pretending to be retarded
>>27950325
>Lack of "Abadabadabadabadabdabittydo and thats the touchdown"
>>27950347
>pretending
>>27950347
Stop replying to yourself
>>27950347
>>27950349
I guess.
Anyway, the MLP panel at SDCC is tomorrow, correct?
Do we have anyone on site like the previous years or should one go look for info on /mlp/ this time?
>>27950342
>"Your Honor? Sidebar, please."
>The judge motions for the prosecutor and your filly laywer to approach the bench
>"Your Honor, I'm calling for the dismissal of the defendant's council. She is too cute."
>Filly Lawyer scrunches her muzzle
>Mean big humans not taking her seriously
>"Excuse you, Mr. Prosecutor man, but I attended Fisher-Price law school and am more than qualified to be here."
>The individual posts in every thread are not called "replies" just for giggles you know.
What did he mean by this?
>>27950376
I'd watch the filly lawyer show
>>27950383
I would too
Remember the podcast?
>>27950383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WB-_Zq9UcE
>this, but narrated by a filly
>>27950394
I'd rather not
>>27950383
I would watch anything made by fillies as long as my health remains intact.
>>27950252
I want to raspberry that fluffy filly belly.
>>27950428
>>27950428
Is it good?
>>27948513
>State of the fandom
>>27950437
>that face
Where did all go so wrong?
>>27950394
I do.
>>27950437
I love her but hate her qtmark
>>27950456
She just hats filthy mud horses.
>>27950481
She is a mudhorse. She even works on a farm.
>>27950488
fucking rock farms man how do they work
>>27950494
Fuck that, I want to know how the choosing stone works.
>>27950499
they just pick whatever gets their rocks off
>>27950499
You ask it a question and shake it.
There is a small viewing window that gives you the answer.
>>27950488
She's a rock horse.
Mud horses mingle with the lesser races.
>>27950516
now I want a Magic 8 Filly
>>27950516
Such a mystical artifact should not be in the hooves of farmers
>>27950524
This is how racism always goes. Smaller and amsllaer groups. Like the tumblr safe spaces. Splitting into smaller and smaller gener dysphoric and sexual groups.
It always breaks down.
>>27950525
>Not a Mystical 7 ball filly.
>>27950525
I don't think you're supposed to shake fillies
Are there any cliché episodes they will never touch upon?
A con and D&D episode is getting my hopes up for an actual sci-fi/future episode which could be all kinds of awesome.
At the same time, it would be tons of work for the team on a single episode so I can only look up to Power Ponies for a complete tonal shift and a shred of hope.
>>27950533
But that's how you activate them.
>>27950524
But AJ hangs out with two pegasi, two unicorns, and a princess. Limestone hangs out with a rock.
>>27950546
DO NOT ACTIVATE THE FILLIES
>>27950544
Beach episodes, fortunately
>>27950549
I have activated fillies before and nothing bad ha
>>27950549
The ponies should be activated
>>27950551
>Beach episodes, fortunately
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
It provides too much material for clumsy writers to pass up on.
They'll just visit some East-coast city namesake with "Equestria famous beach".
Rarity is going to sunbathe a lot with Spike helping her with sunscreen, Dash is going to surf, Twilight will be the confused nerd at the beach,....
Clichés are easy and not mentioned so often because you can easily avoid them.
>>27950586
Exactly, which is why I said it's fortunate that we won't get one
>>27950596
I'm just saying it's too easy to make that shit up to not get one before the series' end.
I'm with you but we're not the kind of people who get their wishes with these things.
pony wants a hat
>>27950649
Pony can have a hat
>>27950649
how about a beanie?
very stylish
You can't just use fillies for everything in life.
>>27950671
Expand the set to ponies and that statement won't be true anymore. It says so on TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p50-oWY1pFE
>>27950660
but what if the little pony wants a hat and there's not an even smaller pony around?
>>27950671
I'll stop doing it when it stops working
>>27950649
Pony gets a hat but she has to wear it now
>>27950693
that is several hats
pony just wanted one
>>27950689
Then the little pony will just have to wear a big hat.
>>27950707
an acceptable solution
>>27950703
Do not question the fashion horse
this is a hat hat
giant hats are canon
>>27950721
yes, but multihats are not
filly wants to kiss you
>>27950723
You know they're probably a thing if Rarity can wear this without anyone laughing or questioning what the fuck she's doing
>>27950801
This takes me back
>>27950777
I am okay with this
>>27950801
I made one with Dash hats from episodes a little while ago but i lost it
>>27948192
Why is her horn so long?
Is this the Noi thread?
>>27950834
>filly
>>27950834
it can be
No, this is Pony.
>>27950834
Maybe.
N O I ?
>a famous, respectable fashion designer and seamstress
where did it all go so wrong
Apparently, Ponycon NYC will be putting on another con, but not in NYC. It'll be somewhere else in the northeast. Details coming tomorrow.
>>27950896
>I know what I can do to improve my image
>a hat!
>>27950894
Who are you to say that wearing a tree on your head isn't fashionable?
Humans have musicians who wear meat and it's considered modern fucking art.
>>27950908
The company who made those chairs needs to be contracted to construct bunkers.
>>27950919
>it's considered modern fucking art.
That's not a compliment.
>>27950937
>being a cuck
>>27950929
how does something like that even wipe its own ass
>Parrot my brother is making me take care of for the next two years is starting to quote MLP.
>Been marathoning this shit to her for the stimulation to shut her up.
>>27950929
Those look like music chairs. They are pretty strong because some players have big and heavy instruments.
why you people are so obsessed with my mommy
you always want to fuck/kill/etc. her
>>27950946
>Creating a Barneyfag capable of flight.
YOU FOOL
>>27950919
Yeah but you're talking about a pop singer who uses her appearance for shock value and publicity
This horse is a fashionista respected for her designs and fashion sense, making clothes for middle class ponies
I bet this is how these modern trends start, like with Zesty, Rarity just shows up wearing a christmas tree or rocks as a hat and people are just afraid of being ridiculed so they don't say anything
Emperor's new clothes and such
>>27950974
RD looks like she's cosplaying as a German in that hat.
>>27950974
Well to be honest the Christmas tree thing might be just her really loving Hearths warming, and seeing how all ponies love that shit in this season's episode, I think wearing that kind of hat is normal.
Also that could be just Rarity's more childish side. Whenever she is excited she transforms in a goddamn school girl.
>>27950974
>This horse is a fashionista respected for her designs and fashion sense, making clothes for middle class ponies
And she succeeds in that. Your opinion on how good her clothes are is irrelevant. Ponies like them, and continue to buy them. Why do you want to ruin their happiness?
pone arriving
pone departing
>>27950974
These ponies are like fucking lemmings.
If another pony makes some retarded thing like the Princess Dress, they swarm on it.
>>27951009
>some retarded thing
subjective
>>27951007
stop that
pone is staying for the duration
give me a funny pony related filename for this image
give me a funny pony related file name for this image
>>27951003
foal arriving
>>27951081
so graceful
>>27951087
pones are very graceful creatures
>>27951101
unf derp butt
>>27951101
What a beautiful horse butt
>>27951000
Because they're wrong and someone has to tell them to stop liking what I personally don't like
I'm making a petition to Princess Celestia herself
#occupycanterlot
>>27950999
It's kitsch but also cute so I'll let that slide
the rock hat is unforgivable though
>>27951009
princess dress was legit, especially the improved one, the chillihorse was a bitch for not taking that
That reminds me that the episode also had like a fountain dress in there or something, maybe that's like an art style that is all the rave in Equestria, some sort of objectivism, I dunno how to call it
>>27951108
>>27951112
be careful around that one anonymous
>>27951118
But I want her to sit on me.
>>27951117
These horses also didn't go to a restaurant unless the food horse dictator gave it the stamp of tasting like shit.
>>27951117
to be fair, she had that hat at a small private get-together with someone she knew from Pinkie that is into rocks. Ot's not that bad.
The hat itself is shit though
>>27951129
>I'm sorry, I just don't know what went wrong!
Anon lays on the floor with a broken pelvis
The rock hat is dope as fuck.
Fuck anyone that says otherwise.
>>27951140
>She even wrinkled his Levies.
>>27951165otherwise
>>27951185
Gosh Pinkie why are you so cute?
>>27951134
It was hideous and should have never existed
MÃ¥d's cumrag was a better accessory than that ridiculous hat
>>27951185
listen here you little shit
Remember, the secret to surviving in Equestria is to find the biggest, magicalest pony, and submit yourself to her for protection.
>>27951203
>her
can I substitute several big magical stallions for a single mare
>>27951198
That hat is more stylish than you'll ever be
>>27951211
No.
>>27951211
>males
>people
>>27951211
Fuck off fleetfoot
>>27951211
The adventures of several stallion roommates and their pet anon
Did your Senponi notice you today?
>>27951227
But Fleetfoot is lesbians with Swallowfire
>>27951211
of course
you just can't touch my horsebando
Have you cutie marked your filly today?
>>27951238
The most precious of fillies, pegasus fillies.
>>27951239
Just a massage. Fleetfoot just love the cute stallion like all the fags in this thread
>>27951239
>swallowfire
What did I miss? Sounds like some kind of fetish.
>>27951254
I'd rather not aid a filly into earning her cutie mark. That would mean her talent involves me in some way.
>>27950950
What instrument, that is meant to rest on a chair like that, would weigh four hundred pounds?
>>27951326
>Become necessary for ponies' cutie mark
>She will never let youout of her sight, you are part of her, you are hers
>>27951308
She's obviously bisexual but she's in love with the yellow mare
>>27951323
Wanna find out how she got that nickname, cadet?
>>27951323
You woud have to be there when she got her nickname.
>>27951348
She's a bulldyke who isn't afraid to use stallions to get free shit and then accuse them of rape later.
>>27951366
You just went in a direction I'm not really comfortable with
>>27951357
I hear she sucked like, a million dicks.
Like, an entire George Washington worth of dicks.
>>27951257
That's racist.
>>27951374
Reality isn't comfortable.
>>27951389
good thing we're in a thread that's about as far divorced from reality as can be
>>27951384
Maybe she should have thought of that before she was born as worst race.
>>27951389
I can't believe ponies are real
>>27951393
You mean my reality isn't based of posting on a website that talks about cartoon horses and rape?
>>27951396
At least one pony is real.
>>27951396
truly, they are the greatest gift president trump has given us so far
https://twitter.com/HasbroNews/status/756211655113973761
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE FRIENDSHIP?
>>27951389
I just wanted to talk about cute lesbian mares
BOOP BOOP BOOP
>>27951419
by having raucous, sweaty horse sex with your horse friends of course
isn't that how everyone does it?
>>27951419
I hung out with a friend today. Is that celebrating friendship?
>>27951438
>>27951445
Is a fuck buddy really a friend?
>>27951460
It has the word buddy in it.
>>27951460
They are like, the best kind of friend!
Are there any pone Tumblrs worth following nowadays?
>>27951493
They're all dead
>>27949062
>>27949064
I'm still listening to that song it's fucking amazing
unf
http://i.imgur.com/PxDT7P1.jpg
>>27951493
Every single horse blog I followed died or moved on from ponies except that one
>>27951514
This guy's artstyle is odd looking
I like through the clothes stuff like this, but this is pretty shit
>>27951499
>>27951525
A simple 'no' would do.
>>27951514
Do you really like loli or is this another example of someone using my fetish to shitpost?
>>27951532
I don't even look for pony tumblrs anymore because I know one of three things will happen
They move on from pone
They die right in the middle of a story arc and burn themselves out
They go on a hiatus and stop drawing anythingwhat was the blog that broke your heart MLPG?
>>27951419
Realize I have no friends as I clean one of my guns.
Watch Zootopia alone.
Take joy in the fact that I don't have to share the popcorn.
https://derpibooru.org/1206227
taur zecora is pretty cute
>>27951553
Slice of pony life
>>27951553
Twily Daily
>>27951574
pony cheeks. so squishy.
>>27951574
I really need to read that issue.
I'm so behind on the comics it's not even funny.
>>27951619
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27951623
>reading comics
non-canon
>>27951665
>reading MLPG
non-canon
>>27951723
>>27951755
>>27951665
I really don't care about canon in a show or books for 8 year olds
>>27951763
look at that face
>>27951763
look how happy that horse is to have a big fuzzy buddy
>>27951763
look at those paws
>>27951773
I wish I had a big fuzzy buddy
>>27951824
how dare you post this
>>27951837
wait are you saying that's yours
>>27951837
Do you just hate girl love?
Griffon paws
>>27951849
years ago
>>27951855
what
what's wrong with girl love
Firry says shamefur dispray
>>27951863
oh well I forgot
I won't post that one again
>>27951863
absolutely nothing
>>27951873
HOW DARE YOU POST THIS
>>27951863
>what's wrong with girl love
It's not guy love
>>27951882
oh shit im sorry
>>27951890
ANON PLEASE
>>27951908
dude what
deepfuckable
ponebellybuttons
>>27951908
>>27951924
I will touch the filly's belly button.
>>27951915
>signed as Nobody
I miss those jokes.
I am going to post this cute horse and no one can stop me
>>27951999
One day someone is going to stop you
>>27951958
Why would anyone watch a movie about Gilda
>>27951999
How did a pegasus even get stuck there
>>27952003
No one shall prevent me from cute horsing
>>27952005
would you not
Pony just realized that paheal is supposed to be pronounced fail.
>9 days
>>27952023
Wat.
gilda'spaws
>>27951536
I just like MLP lolicon
>>27951665
>being an autist
I don't care they're non-canon. I'm here for cute horse faces, nothing more.
>>27952025
Hamburger time is almost over
>>27952046
Some people take ponies too seriously.
>>27952098
>not being serious about pone
>>27951932
>>27952124
yeah I said it
apples are dumb
I wonder how the fandom will react when the show ends.
Maybe something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsVP2WoE9E
>>27952130
TOO SOON
>>27952130
She is literally dead or just leave the fandom and actually never return?
BRING THE BOOPS
>>27952178
She died like Jessey.
>>27952178
She's literally ded, died near the end of 2012
What does it feel like to cum inside of a mare, /co/?
>>27952265
why are the ponies always coming onto me
>>27952265
feels like becoming a father
>>27952178
Might be actually dead, might just be homeless and wandering the wilds of Mexico.
But it's been long enough to declare her legally dead.
I really hope she isn't, though.
>>27952273
It must have something to do with this heat wave...or you're just a really likable dude
>>27952307
>>27952304
>Mexico.
Oh yeah, she's dead.
Filly wants to fund a cartel in Mexico.
>>27952265
Feels like discovering why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
>>27952352Honestly that would probably one of the least terrible fates for her.
>>27952366
Dunno man, I don't exactly think the idea of being decapitated via chainsaw is a great time.
>>27952385
Well, it's better than being used as a drug mule/sex slave/cartel "relaxation associate."
Once you're dead, it's over. Everything else just keeps going until then.
>>27952407
>sex slave/cartel "relaxation associate."
there's no difference
>>27952480
that's kinda hot.
y'know, when it's just a creepy neet fantasy instead of something happening to a real person. then it's terrible.
>>27952480
Sure there is. The cartel would take slightly better care of her, until she becomes too drug-riddled and diseased to be used.
And now I've made myself depressed.
>>27952488
what?
>>27952488
i wan't this pone to currydom me
Luna is cock voring people again.
>>27952516
With her feet?
https://derpibooru.org/1197207
>>27952558
uh, no
not at all.
stallions
Spitfire's secret embarrassing wonderbolts callsign is "Centerfold"
>>27952633
You called anonymous?
>>27952652
Dash wouldn't even know what that means
are you ready for a pillow party
>>27952704
how do I win?
>page 10
>>27952708
Shh. Shh.
>>27952704
>filly slumber party
I would die.
The filly is dead. Long live the filly.
>>27952734
But then the fillies couldn't give you a makeover
zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZOOOM!
Look who just arrived!
>>27952913
I swear to God if you five have my vibrator...
>>27952958
that pone sure digs candycanes
>page 10
LAST THREAD ON THE BOARD