612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 27).
Sweet Apple Acres has more than apples to tend and grow, but it's the orchards that dominate the farm, and with as many varieties of the fruit as there are with different ripening cycles, the family can stay busy for much of a year. Zap apples feature thanks to Granny Smith's early adventures, but is there another type the place is known in particular for? Applejack never seems to take special care to separate the baskets, but she's been working long enough that she'd be one to know what's what when it's important (like when baking pies). As long as it all is harvested on time and sells at market, she's not too picky, though.
>>27937706
Previous thread.
Pone couples are just the cutest.
>filly
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash attends the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan and meets a pony named Quibble Pants who despises Daring Do as much as she loves it. The two of them get wrapped up in a real life Daring Do adventure and must settle their differences if they have any chance of surviving the convention.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited for the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby until their teammates Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>Philip
>>27942643
Too slow
>>27942641
Yeah
>Colt
>>27942643
Why is filly biting her tongue?
>>27942658
>>27942641
Are we in a kissing mood?
>>27942637
ISAAC HAS RETURNED TO US
>"Too many fillies on the field, defense, 5 yard penalty, still 1st down."
>>27942641
>you will never have a pone waifu
how did it feel when your father almost sacrificed you to God, issac?
>>27942678
I just want a horsebando
A reminder of a simpler time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVESx1VfVv8
>>27942665
Fillie should kiss colt
Kissthe filly.
WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE?
NEXT SATURDAY?
>loli
>>27942701
“Stranger Than Fan Fiction” airs in nine days and 21 hours
>>27942694
Colt should kiss filly.
>>27942694
Filly can kiss whoever she wants.
...as long as it's consensual.
>>27942702
unf
>>27942707
Colt should be kissing colt.
>>27942706
CANT WAIT
AM EXCITE
>>27942716
Colt should be kissed by filly
>>27942702
No.Not yet, at least. She will be an adult for ten more days.
>>27942637
>Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 27).
dafuq? it got delayed?
>>27942774
I was wondering the same. I thought it was coming out today
>>27942774
>>27942776
I checked Kindle and iTunes yesterday and it looks like it got pushed back a week to the 27th.
I'm seeing blue and red flashing deep in the night
I got my alibi straight and I pulled over to the right
The cop knocked on my window an said:
"Boy where's the fire? You got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tire!"
>>27942781
Alright, thanks
>>27942745
>Adult
Considering the length of the hiatus, a young adult.
Why this thread is filled with ciclejerk memes?
I someone filter the words Fillie and Colt you would only get the 30% of the thread
>>27942808
WOAH THATS LEWD
LITTLE GIRLS SHOULD BE WEARING MORE CLOTHING THAN THAT
>>27942804
Take it from the bright side, you can easily keep up with actual discussion.
>>27942814
That's party van material right there.
>>27942808
Where are the ponies?
>>27942808
Go back to gfg, applblewm
Or just shoot yourself
>>27942814
more clothing like* that
>>27942808
Why do so many people draw humanized art in the EQG style?
It looks pretty bad and considering how long it took the prof. animators to get used to it, I really doubt it is easier than drawing actual humans which is one of the things that are learned first when starting to draw...
>>27942857
EQG throws away most everything that makes humans look good so of course people will use EQG style because they don't have to conform to human aesthetics
rehorse the Equestria Girls
>>27942883
>two twilights
What the fuck are we gonna do?
>>27942890
Why not both?
>"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?!!"
>>27942958
Yes
>>27942958
yes you are very cute
>>27942645
>>27942958
Cute, yes.
Funny, eh, Soarin takes that one.
>>27942707
Scootaloo isn't 100% filly, so drop that weapon.
peco pretty much wants to perfectly party with pank
>>27942857
Laziness, mostly. I don't mind EQG but that fact people no longer draw regular human horses annoys me.
>>27942996
She has filly organs and she smells and sounds like a filly. What more do you want?
>go through liked videos playlist on yt
>find napalm death's peel session's
I have no idea how it got in there but I can't stop listening to it.
>>27942958
I'm not sure I could handle a pony yelling at me. I would just giggle uncontrollably and think how cute they were.
>>27943019
Hunting horses.
>>27943042
>Videos on how to make solid state rocket fuel is on my recommended, next to pony videos.
I am sure I am on SO many lists...
>>27943043
Would you shoosh and pat an angry pony to calm them?
>>27943041
She's a tomboy. And tomboys are often called ''incomplete girls''.
Being a tomboy means that Scootaloo has too many hormones or has psychoemotional disorder.
Which option do you choose?
>>27943069
I would give them head pats and ear scratches till they're calm. Then I will pick them up and carry them home.
>>27943069
I'd rather stay back, to be honest.
>>27943099
>tomboys are often called ''incomplete girls''
Yeah, what?
Tomboys are the best girls around, most fun to hang out with.
>>27943099
>>Being a tomboy means that Scootaloo has too many hormones or has psychoemotional disorder.
what
Filly is not sure she wants a coltfriend or a fillyfriend.
>>27943069
I'd give pony a big kiss.
>>27943137
>not wanting an equal opportunity harem.
>>27943178
do you really expect a filly to manage a harem
>>27943127
>Tomboys are the best girls around, most fun to hang out with.
To hang out? Yes. But they're not fun in bed, trust me. They always want to be dominant.
don't suppose anyone has that sweetie belle in the park with anon lewd greentext lying around, do they?
I need it for reasons
>>27943247
>But they're not fun in bed, trust me.
Anon, look where we are and what we are doing.
The last thing I would be worried about is fucking people since that is probably never gonna happen.
>>27943188
>They always want to be dominant
How is that a bad thing?
Scootaloobeing assertive and insecure with you at the same timewhile in bed.
>>27943247
That doesn't sound too bad.
>>27943268
this one?
>>27943336
Shut up! Only I know what is bad and what is good! I'm an expert! Shut the fuck up!
>>27943268
thought this was it but guess not
https://archive.is/4ekY3
>>27943345
yep, that's it! thanks
>>27943345
i'm actually the anon who posted this
and my fetish is nonchalant public sex aka "bored and ignored sex"
if you're into that then
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/chaosmuramasa/10384/The-Law-A-World-of-Ignored-Sex/page/all
>>27943372
See? This is how every tomboy is looking at you in bed.
>>27943372
oh no not the filly battle glare
>>27943379
When did I become NOI?
Filly won't forgive you if you dis her hair.
>>27943406
Does it matter when?
>>27943406
right after you put on that bow and slammed that box of filly treats
What if pony couldn't fit it all in?
>What do you call tea served in Carousel Boutique?
>Rari-tea!
>What do you call is when a pegasus gets speed burn?Rainbow Rash!
>What do you call a cross between an apple and a hillbilly?
>>27943454
Then pony is either oppp or carrot top
>>27943459
Applejack
>>27943459
Applejack!
>>27943459
Pinkie Pie is unfuckable.
Who wants to play football?
That one filly with no legs agreed to be the ball this time.
>>27943474
What makes you say that?
>>27943557
Hmm I need sauce right now
Please do not let Pinkie burn the cupcakes.
>>27943557
Why do people keep posting shitty cropped porn
>>27943555
We can fix her, we have the technology.
>>27943568
oh I'll burn her cupcakes
>>27943557
>What makes you say that?
She's crazy.
>>27943575
It's like a reverse Highlights Magazine puzzle
>>27943575
sometimes I think the picture is cute but can't post it unless I crop out the lewd part
Will RD ever fulfil her dream of being pelted by diamonds?
>>27943604
but it also has to be in front of a large crowd, at least several thousand
>>27943580
>She's crazy.
But she's the good kind of crazy, not like the Evangelion girls, for instance.
I'd say it's impossible to be interested in any of them after seeing to show but hey, we both know said people never have.
>>27943631
it's a horse salad
>>27943631
DONT KNOCK IT OVER
>>27943577
I find these intimate pics to be really cozy.
>>27943637
Vampire filly insists she's like, 300.
>>27943665
I'm not falling for it again
no banging
>>27943665
300 what
>>27943665
days?
>>27943665
300 weeks, maybe.
>>27943700
>>27942702
>lolihttp://exhentai.org/g/926666/05b92a52a7/
Pony is mad-scrunching at you again. Not gonna fall for it this time.
>>27943717
>>27943730
Attempt a retaliatory scrunch.
>>27942702
I prefer mineoppai
>>27943724
>slutty lolis
>>27943739
attempt failed!
filly's turn
>>27943717
Such sillie fillies
>>27943742
Those are the best kind
Heh, nice.
Think they'll use any 3D animation for the movie?
So of course I took pony to that fancy restaurant and got her favorite flowers because I know what my pony wants and then bada bing bada bumI asked her to marry me
>>27943779
Did she say yes?
>>27943770
What a couple ofbitches.
>>27943635
>HE
>RD
>>27943789_noBut it's okay, I just learned how to make great rope knots
>>27943770
That's actually a pretty cool idea for a cosplay
>>27943770
Why are flutterfags so awkward?
>>27943831
can I just be 2 of those things
>>27943831
Good
>>27943839
From my personal experience Pinkiefags and Flutterfags are the most awkward which sucks because I love me some Pink Pony
>>27943839
It's a convention, anon.
Everyone's awkward in a way.
>>27943798
Really, nerd?
purple's
cutest
faces
>>27943910
I wanted to post a thing but it's not on my laptop so have something else
>>27943873
http://mlpg.co/art/res/16048.html
>>27943888
I have met some extremely normal people at cons
>>27943924
Was it this?
>>27943931
>tfw never will be able to go to a con.
>>27943936
>>27943931
Oh, it's simple.
They are even more "normal-y" when not at the con.
>>27943943
She works retail, all the happy attitude and jovial laughter is just suppressed rage.
>>27943946
Why not?
Lack of money? No one to go with?
>>27943972
But I do.
She just wants to have picnics in the woods all the time.
>>27943957
suddenly it all makes sense
>>27943948
>>27943986
>>27943994
see, now this shit is just terrible cropped porn
>>27943994
What the fuck
>>27943798
fucking lol
>>27943972
I don't have a marefriend
Hey goat, if you're around I told you how to upload in the thread.
>>27943959
>No friends.
>Would have to tell boss that I want vacation but too meek to ask for it.
>tfw over 200 hours of vacation.
>>27944023
Yes
>>27944022
you need to go on vacation
if you get fired those hours are on limbo
>>27943998
>>27944000
Wimps
>>27944023
Yes, now stand still.
>>27944022Where do you live?M-Maybe we could go to a con together if you ever ask for a vacation
>>27944022
Its a pain but at that point you need to take it or it becomes a liability
just don't let any family members break their legs
>>27944045
kick her between the legs
>>27944017
why not?
>>27944057
Florida law forbids it
>>27944058
fuck the police
get you a marefriend and fuck her right in the pussy
>not having a cute mare friend to snuggle and smooch
>not having a cute mare friend to welcome you home with a nice big smile
>not having a cute mare friend to pamper because you love her so much
>tfw mare would never love you
>or even like you
minuette is too good for this world
goodbye, i'm leaving this one for a superior world
>Anon doesn't want to go to a con with you
>>27944073
>"HEERE'S MOONIE!"
>>27944093
Sorry. I just don't want to go with an orange mare.
>>27944093
rarity for the last time, no one wants to go to a Diamond Dog convention
>>27944164
what if Rarity promised you dog con cosplay sex?
>>27944161
>>27944170
>>27944169
>mfw i was unaware of this meme
>>27944169
only if her strapon has a knot
>>27944176
her short time with the dogs did things to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U
Filly downloaded WoW again
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27944076
that feel
>>27944236
She's going to become a NEET.
>>27944353
That was a really lovely scene. I loved that bit.
>>27944384
>>27944364
That is an awful lot of love you have there anonymous
>>27944391
I doubt Scoots is into fillies.
No fillies
>>27944428
>>27944407
I thought all fillies were at least somewhat into other fillies
>>27944448
That would explain why are they so affectionate with each other.
>>27944437
Fucking Rumble, you're not supposed to wear filly clothes. You're a colt!
>>27944507
>Fucking Rumble
Isn't that what this general is centered around.
>>27944164
>>27944169
>>27944170
>>27944185
I would go to Diamond Dog Con with Rarity.
>>27944524
>filly
>FILLY
If ponies are vegetarian, what are their sausages made from?
>>27944560
magic sausage
>>27944560
>what are their sausages made fromgelded stallions cocks
>>27944560
duh, tofu
>>27944560
whatever our sausages are made of
I like how deer look like they're wearing little black shoes
>>27944600
this is not what rarity meant when she said "sweetie, be a dear"
>>27944603
ew gross three ugly ponies
where's my pony spray when I need it
>>27944614
Filly drank it all
>>27944600
>Shoot.
This little horsey traveled Yonkers~
>>27944667
I want the horsie to kissimmee
>>27944673
kiss this
>>27944698
IT'S HER!
SHITHORSE!
>>27944708
Top slut
>Anon, why don't you ever talk to other girls besides me?
>>27944752
>I just
>well
>like you more.
>You
>*inhales deeply through nostrils*
>smell better.
>>27944752
Well a lot of confusing adult reasons like restraining orders and lists that your sister doesn't pay attention to or thought I was joking about.
>>27944752
Because you're special, Sweetie.
You're not like those other girls.
I know it.
>>27944776
What a friendly looking guy
>>27944752
I don't go outside.
>>27944783
>NEET
>living with a cute filly
Just like my Japanese animes.
>>27944871
Filly is not real.
>>27944882
She's real in my heart.
Would you play an MLP Go game, where you catch ponies?
>>27944919
I think there would be way better game uses for the IP than something like that
why would you be catching ponies anyway, are you Sombra?
>>27944919
assuming it actually works, sure
>>27944939
No, starlight glimmer; how else do you think she made a cult when she has the social skills of a NEET autist?!
>>27944939
>paying the dress ransom requires you to catch multiples of the same pony
>>27944966
Never again will such situations arise
NEVER AGAIN
>>27944939
>Discord has broken dimensions
>Use your phone to find ponies phased in the real world
>Combine enough fragments of ponies so they can return to your ponyville.
>Use the ponies to fight other ponies because ponies are dicks
>>27944919
I wonder if we'll ever hit the 151 ponymon mark.
>>27945013
>and his colt
>His
That's clearly an adult mare
Filly invented an anthro ray. It turns ponies into anthro.
>>27945021
traps in equestria TiE
>>27945025
ruh roh
>>27945030
No, that was clearly a latina mare.
>>27945025
CEASE
HALT
ARRET
>>27945047
I wish i were Applejack's little filly sister
>>27945031
>>27945045
Would you still love your waifu if she were an anthro?
>>27945056
of course, I'm not homosexual
>>27945056
>>27945061
>>27945066
Would you still love your waifu if she were an arthropod?
>>27945075
I'm not sure, because then she'd be a bug
If she was a sexy bug maybe
>>27945056
Probably, I'll sink it into just about anything except humans.
>>27945061
But Anon, you promised her you would love her no matter what.
>>27945086
But Chrysalis is already a bug!
>>27945108
See, that's a sexy bug
Would you still love your waifu if she were afilly?
>>27945121
FUCK
NO
>>27945121
yes
>>27945121
Only if I could be a colt to match I guess
>>27945121
Haeeeelll mothafucken yeah
>>27945139
That would be adorable.
>>27945139
but you'd have to go back to colt school
>>27945152
true but one also gets the girl
and a bunch more years with her on top of that
think of it as a long term investment
>>27945150
What's up with that soulless stare?
>>27945170
I like your plan but one small change
I'd have to be a filly too
>>27945152
It can't be THAT hard, can it?
>>27945188
the dropout rate is pretty high
ever wonder why we don't see too many stallions?
>>27945235
There are more stallions than colts
>>27945235
Because Stallions are second class citizens and have to either stay in their mares sex dungeons or appear in burkas in public.
>>27945278
don't be terrible anon
https://doodl.blob.core.windows.net/2016-07-21/+3ALmqB6z02+fGY5q5Lbyg
>>27945346
APPLES
>>27945346
>>27945055
Would you be her mother too?
>>27945373
FUCK YOU
>>27945373
>be Applejack's little sister AND her mother
How does that even work.
>>27945400
Time travel
>>27945373
NO STOP
IT'S NOT 'TIME'
IT WILL NEVER BE 'TIME'
Will we ever get another Halloween episode?
>>27945443
I hope so, they tend to be fun episodes
>>27945443
Maybe she'll finally get her chance to be a zombie.
>>27945456
>She gets to live her dream.
>Dinky is a point headed ghost.
>Some random filly has a flask over their head.
>>27945456
>instead of traditional costumes, we get anime / cartoon references instead
it's time
>>27945488
>We get a Fo:E reference.
[muffeled incestuous touching music intensifies in the background]
>>27945488
We already got some cartoon references
but they were pretty good so it was ok
>>27945560
>>27945618
you're gonna have to wear it eventually
>>27945628
Actually she doesn't
Thats like one of the best parts of being pone
she never has to wear it
or anything at all for that matter
just trying to get out there for a small bit https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGVxxiLN59IpWs_v-9z8FOQ
>>27945618
Is filly anon one of those anons that never wanted to be a pony in the first place?
>>27945641
look at this guy, he wants to see nude fillies
>>27945648
Who doesn't?
>>27945657
that seat must feel nice
>>27945738
No, more cake
>>27945758
She looks pretty skinny, maybe she's trying to bulk up and cake wasn't working
>psst
>anon
>You know I'm like really into ___
>>27945800
>bulk up
and that's how luna was defeated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok
>>27945879
I miss sound webms
>>27945842
Anal?
>>27945842
ponies?
>>27945842
Your butt?
>>27945879
That brings back memories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFwIL5whx3M
>>27945911
>>27945895
>>27945892
But we have those
>>27945919
I don't find you attractive, Dash.
I can't wait for my comfort filly to show up.
>>27945953
>>27945954
She has arrived
>>27945962
Pretending to be injured isn't going to make me want to fuck you in the butt
>>27945978
>>27945984
Acting like a dog isn't helping either
>>27945996
>>27945966
I actually love this fanon of Flurry heart when she grows up.
being born an alicorn instead of having to work for it makes me think she'll end up as a bratty problem child.
>>27946000
So a DT2.0?
>>27945879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-j3q1pvAw
I miss 4chanMediaPlayer
>>27945998
Okay, that was a pretty cool trick.
>>27945521
9:20
>>27946016
Not so much a bitch as a brat; and without the Abusive parent BS.
>>27946017
Someone should ask Hiro if we can have sounds again.
He doesn't care about copyright.
>>27946050
>again
???
>>27946058
>this nigga doesn't remember the fun we had with .ogg files
>>27946058
Yes again
>>27946063
You mean embed files? I thought you guys were talking about .webms.
I am a sovereign citizen, your pony laws do not apply to me.
>>27946063
>tfw you still have all your .ogg files
Rapper mare is in the lab working on beats
>>27946158
>you will never own a Beats by Mare headset
Fillies can also be used as headsets.
Filly is fake drowning so you'll give her mouth to mouth.
Fillies can also be used for self defense
>>27946261
Like what? You hit people with them?
Fillies are very absorbent and can hold up to 3 gallons of liquid.
>>27946270
Throw them at your attackers.
Fillies are basically indestructible
>>27946275
HI, FILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE OXI-FILLY
>>27946275
Dumb filly
>>27946314
I bet filly mays is a cutie
>>27946365
been a while since I've seen this one instead of the shitposting one
>>27945235
>Colts dropping out of colt school
>they never graduate into stallions
So... do they become mares instead? Because that's also acceptable.
>>27946365
>not the shitposting one
boo
Is it possible to not like rainbow dash?
How many ponies will you dream of?
>>27946386
TexYou should doodl an apple
>>27946386
No dreaming.
No sleeping.
It's time to get ready for work.
>>27946391
I'm too self-conscious to do that.
Does Equestria have an extradition treaty?
>>27946401
Don't worry about quality - the whole point of it is to slap together something quick
I want that Sunny.
>>27946470
>Don't worry about quality
I can't not.
AH SHIT, WONDERBOLT TRAINEE DERPY.
I want it.
>Collection Pack with 6 ponies, $59.99
Shit.
I really like their cool glasses too. It's a decent trade off if the goggles just looked too bulky and dorky.
>>27946486
quick Rarity is vulnerable
>>27946490
Derpy is about to get the fuck hazed out of her. Maybe even sexually harrassed.
>>27946479
That's a pretty fucking cute Shimmer.
I still want ALL the Nightmare Night figures. these things are too cool.
I will buy shelves for these things.
God damn it, I'm kind of mad they're actually making shit I want to buy now.
Do you think the figurine push is because they realized boys are more willing to play pretend with a pony if it doesn't seem like a doll with brushable hair? Making toys with more neutral appeal? It's not like having the gigantic tails and manes enhanced the roleplaying. It just gave them something else to do with them.
The same way they're pushing their Guardians of Harmony action figures?
>>27946540
And I forgot what the fucking lesson was in that episode. It was soooo terrible
>>27946479
>She's wearing her old outfit.
>Not the sexy new one from the 3rd movie
aww dang
>>27946540
Derpy wouldn't make the second round of the try outs. Unless it's by accident.
That would be funny actually. Derpy keeps fucking up in just the right way.
Oh my god filly is driving?!
How can this be?!
>>27945025
Ask filly to make a pony ray and then fire it at me, then shoot me with the anthro ray.
DB hit over 72,000 pictures tagged with shipping
Love is in bloom mlpg
>>27946596
yeah driving me crazy!
>>27946596
We're going to all die.
>>27946608
Can the pony ray be set to give localised doses? So I can pony-up certain body parts.
>>27946620
>Stop eating the table flowers
>>27946630
how come there are no good sunset posters
>>27946620
God why is she so cute.
I can't bully this.
>>27946633
I bet she makes audible om nom nom noises when she does it too
>>27946638
They all descended from the same shitposting tripfag, their daddy muay thai guy.
>>27946686
why they workin at dominoes
They're just so adorable. Too bad some of them went bad when they grew up.
>>27946725
I dunno, maybe they can't sit at home in diapers bringing in NEETbux like you.
>>27946725
Something about Dash wanting a discount on her pizza addiction and she's pretty decent at deliverying fast then dicking off for 15 minutes afterwards until coming back.
Pinkie thought it sounded fun and wanted to help. She said a second job might be fun. Somehow she still has time to throw all her parties.
>>27946758
I'd watch it
>>27946738
>fishtank has a plecostomus and red tetra's
That's cool.
I like that.
>>27946758
How does Dash deal with company policy forcing her to use that oven car thing?
Initial P?
>>27946792
It hasn't made it to their store yet.
They're going to have to install an oven in Dash to stay competitive.
>>27946792
>Intial PSpeedy Speedy HorseHYPER SUPER PONIESNO ONE SLEEPS IN PONYVILLE
C'mon Rumble. Touch her butt.
I guess I could be a camp counselor.
>>27946912
Seeing a picture of a fictional campground without a slasher villain somewhere in it feels wrong.
Filly says hooves up don't shoot
>>27946952
Heey, there we go! I can be the killer. Lurking in the shadows and sneaking up on all the lesbians fooling around.
Also shit man, this is great. I *need* more rapper mare in my life.
Uh oh, pony has the slutty mare virus, stay away from her!
>>27947007
Just because that pony is very sexually forward does not mean it has a virus, anon.
>>27947062
What's that thing on your lip
Did you kiss her
I hope you didn't
>>27947080
She kissed me
Does that make a difference?
FILLY CAN'T
FILLY CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE
FILLY IS GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>27947007
>slutty mare virus
What does that do to males?
Am I going to crave musky stallions?
Because I think I might need a screening.
>>27946912
why is this a common trope
do states not fund camps or something
>>27947144
There are public parks and a public campgrounds, but I don't think there is the kind where groups of kids go live in cabins and do activities.
Chilled, candy flavored, marshmallow pony semen
>>27946912
Wow! This looks like complete shit!
>>27947164
Princess semen
>>27947202m a r e c u m
>>27947202
Daily reminder that the princesses don't have dicks, prostates, or testicles.
>>27947231
>>27947237but they don't
>>27947121
Please seek medical assistance if you have one or more of these symptoms:
-Craving stallion cock
-Will only eat food if it's covered in semen
-Lower half or entire body has became that of a mare.
>>27947188
Hey that thing looks like shit too.
go to bed mlpg
Fe
Fi
Fo
Fum
I smell the blood of a filly bum.
>>27947303
Okay. I'm taking the mares with me.
>>27947311
Use more lube.
This morning I woke up in bed with a strange mare.
>>27947399
Did she make you breakfast?
>>27947426
She made chocolate chip pancakes
>>27947144
No not really. At least not in California. Only the rich kids go to summer camp. They are always filled with spoiled brats.
Does the govt fund summer camps in your country or something?
Remember to love the pony.
Sometimes I forget.
>>27947280
>>27947444
Make me faggot. Sunshit belongs with the rest of the garbage. Which is great because that were she is.
>>27947440
Can confirm. Camping is privilege for rich kids in California. Everyone else has zero opportunity to attend such camping.
When is the SDCC pony panel?
>>27947455
I almost feel sorry for you Anon. You'll never feel the love of the setting sun.
>>27947455
She'll also never be in the show
Ever.
>>27947474
I'm a shimmerfag but I've accepted that fact.
>>27947455
Such a pity. Only if we were all equal, every kid could enjoy summer camp.
You're just jealous that Sunset gets all the teenage puss, while all you get is your own hand.
>>27947487
Excuse you but I have a Sugar Star
>>27946912
why does rarity have fuck me eyes
why am i now thinking about all the lesbian sex they're going to have at the camp
>>27947473
good for him
>>27946912
>Those heels on Rarity
>>27947473
Oh wow. Such an insignificant and irrelevant character that is overblown by her even more irrelevant fans. Thank God I don't watch that EqG garbage which is the only garbage that shit character matters in.
I can't sleep.I want a tree hugger plush to snuggle
Pony is sucked through the portal into a terrifying realm of shitposting.
>>27947496
fuck me
i can't stop thinking about worshipping her feet in her bunk bed in the cabin
and then she gives me a lovely footjob and makes me blow a huge load all over my belly
why did they have to make equestria girls rarity so fucking hot
>>27947492
She flirts alot. Is this news? I thought we all knew about how she manipulates men with her looks by using those bedroom eyes.
>>27947521
you need allah in your life
every girl is wet as fuck for rarity
>>27947539
Never seen that horse before, is it an oc?
>>27947510
That would benice
>>27947521
I'm too tired for this boner
>>27947539
>""Pony""
>Has only been a pony for .05% of her screen time
Sure thing, lad. Now run along and go watch your hooveless barbie garbage
>>27947545
Had a typo. I had to delete it.
>>27947544
That's not a fedora
He's right
>>27947552
A damn sexy mare at that
>>27947562
Its an old timey hat.
You can't have views like that. Don't you know the current year?
So whats new today?
>>27947572
1937 right?
>>27947573
Another day closer to pony and the grave.
>>27947551
join me, anon
join me in imagining those immaculate soft white soles stroking your hard cock
>>27944536
I think we're all agreed that he's pretty much a filly at this point
>>27947573
Same shit. Raritys a slut, people fighting about Shimmer, Celestia does nothing in the show.
>>27947572
My nigga I have literally no idea what you're talking about.
What the fuck are you trying to tell me?
>>27947575
No. It's 2016.
>>27947573
hmm which one?
>>27947579
ButI want her to keep the heels on
>>27947587
>She flirts alot. Is this news? I thought we all knew about how she manipulates men with her looks by using those bedroom eyes.
I have an issue with this. Stop objectifying women. You can't say misogynist garbage like saying she looks a certain way to manipulate men. That's not true.
>>27947592
Really? Did Hitler win? I hope so. These Niggers are really starting to annoy me
>>27947604
Your either dumb, or this is great bait. Either way, she is a bitch who, on multiple accounts, both pony and human, has used her looks to control men, including spike, the diamond dogs, the guy at the market place where she seduced her way to cheap produce. She even tried to seduce the dragon in Dragonshy.
>>27947604
I don't understand being retarded on purpose, because I still don't understand what you're talking about.
I don't even know why I'm still responding to you.
But if anything that's one of the major things I like about Rarity. She's beautiful, she knows it, and she knows how to use her assets to get what she wants. That's a smart woman in my book.
Great. Now I want to talk about all the stuff I like about Rarity.
>>27947601
Why not both?
>>27947577
Pls, I dont need those feels...
>>27947585
>Rara
>a slutRarara is a cutie though.
>>27947603
That's stupid and I hate when I see it in porns.Take those things OFF and use those toes.
>>27947577
I take solace in the fact I definitely will not be dying of old age.
>>27947630
But high heels are where it's at.
>>27947644
Well shit, guess I just don't get off on rubbing my dick against hard vinyl shoes.
>>27947644
Someone needs to do a cycle of the EQG girls as 50s pinup girls
>>27947619
Wow, it's like you really think Rarity is so fucking treacherous. like all women who dress a certain way are just doing it doing it for men "to please their penis etc." GIMME A FUCKING BREAK
>>27947668
Different strokes.Get it?
>>27947603
Man, she's fuckable.
>>27947668
There are so many germs on feet and shoes. Might as well grind my dick into the ground. I'll never understand foot fetishes. I've tried but just couldn't get hard.
>>27947676
Now you're just going off the rails
>>27947680
Ain't that the truth
>>27947676
Calm down faggot. I'm just saying that shes had a history of using her looks to manipulate men and get things she wants. Slut.I seriously hope youre baiting and not this much of a tumblr faggot
>>27947689
>>27947702
To me, she is the type of woman that likes to dress for herself. Someone who cares about her appearance. So piss off with this manipulating shit. Why don't you go shit on something else and take your misogyny and gender policing somewhere else. Like maybe the depths of a cave. Or your basement without any internet connection.
>>27947702
You have to be some kind of idiot to think he's not baiting.
Are you some kind of idiot?Notice how he only replied to the post that was insulting him and Rarity so he could make it about women
Is Rarity S L U T ?
>>27947717
But I posted this>>27947620
>>27947717
God I hope you're baiting or else you're on the wrong website
>>27947738
Anon seriously stop being stupid
>>27947749
Ok...
THIS IS PNN
>>27947749
How do you guys decide on the next pic for this general? Or does Isaac just decide?
>>27947762
That she's a pony?
>>27947767
Isaac is our master.
Isaac knows all.
>>27947762
I hate green clothes and green ponies.
>>27947727
You tell me.
I miss Leth
>>27947761I've always wanted to make a thread about talk radio in Equestria.
Kind of like chatterbox and vcpr from gta 3 & vice city.
>>27947727
She's acute pony
>>27947805
Shes cute. Still a manipulative bitch.
>>27947820
Stop.
>>27947550
You're nice
>>27947835
>>27947685
vaginas and mouths and buttholes are full of germs
feet are actually cleaner
Cuddling Tree Hugger to sleep
>>27947844
You gotta point
>>27947840
They just had to give us a stoner pony. It opened the flood gates.
>>27947844
What if you got the foot
and put it into the butthole?
Why do the eqg rock so much
>>27947856
i read somewhere that in times of increased sexually transmitted disease (like now), foot fetishes become more prevalent because fucking a foot is much safer
and feet are sexy as fuck if you put yourself in the right mindset
it's like anal - anuses aren't designed for sex, but put yourself in the right mindset and it becomes very very appealing
at least, that's how i justify my various fetishes
>>27947870
Delet this
Filly is going bad.
She put on a little black leather jacket to show you.
>>27947869
I'm new to generals, mostly cause non of the other boards are very active rn, but when is the new general put up?
>>27947870
why do the eqg ride cock so much
>>27947911
It's what they do best.
>>27947895
I like finding the right moment and making love romantically.
[/spoiler] not bait. I like romantic sex.[/spoiler]
>>27947854
I want this, yes.
>oh my god it's right there
>>27947911
Because they got fingers. Better dexterity and control whilst riding cock.
Hands > hooves
>>27947926
I fuckin nailed that spoiler :^)
>>27947932
>I could grab that popcorn on the other side of Anon but I'm so comfortable.
>>27947926
would you romance a pony?
which one?i want to have passionate loving sex with my wife celestia
where i end up crying as i cum inside her because of all the emotion
then we go to sleep together still fully hilted
Filly just poisoned your ARP cache.
>>27947933
>>27947942
>not using control S
>>27947911
>>27947922
OH man
>>27947952
I'm mobilefag
>>27947946
I'd romance Sunset. Much waifu.
Btw I don't think girls like crying in bed.
>>27947968
My*
This is why I hate posting on my phone
>>27947933
feet > hands
>>27947961
It's what they crave most.
>>27947968
japanese girls do
>>27947984
Really? They like it when the guy Cry's? Ive never heard about that before.
>>27947948
Silly filly isn't old enough to be trying a mare-in-the-middle attack.
>>27948003
no i mean they cry a lot in porn
>>27947979
Dash is sure getting a good look
>>27948016
Good morning, Anon.
>>27948012
>mare-in-the-middle
unf.
>>27948020
We are talking about having sex with your waifu, not porn
>>27948035
Would you not film porn of having sex with your waifu?
>>27948025
She wishes she were good enough. But she isn't and she never will be.
>>27948036
I hate seeing her sad... bastard
>>27943994
Where can i find the full picture?
>>27948041
Sure, if she wanted. I wouldn't want her to cry in it though, it's a turn off.
>>27948049
>Nu glim
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHICH PONY SHOULD BE THE NEXT OP
>>27948045
>you will never have the horsecock that your humanponewaifu craves
>>27948070
Colt
>>27948074
Humanponewaifus don't even know about the horsecock, save for the obvious. They just want their wombs filled by you.
>>27948070
>>27948079
But what better way to fill the womb thanletting the swelling of your flare push your urethra tight to her cervix so that every last drop of spunk gushes right into her depths, filling her so much her belly bulges outwards
filly is watching your porn
she wants to know what she's looking at, exactly
>>27948090
Well filly better keep her damn mouth shut.
>>27948085
>flare
There's a word I haven't heard in forever.
>>27948090
Something she ought not be watching. Now filly should cover her eyes and quit digging through my computer without permission.
>>27948090
Me sticking my cock into her little horsey pussy. I don't know how I can make it any simpler.
>>27948085
>you will neverfeel anon's huge flare stretch your uterus as he begins pumping chunky horseanoncum into me
>>27948103
I want pedos to leave
>>27948103
Sauce?
>>27948113
She gots her cutie mark. It's legal now.
just go to sleep you guys
>>27948109
I'd think it'd bevery viscous instead of chunkyUnless you want like hyper-sized sperm too
Next stop: New Horse.
>>27948118
Why sleep when there are ponies? Plus, there's ought to be some eurofags on here.
>>27948120How could hyper-sized sperm impregnate me? They'd just bonk right against my eggs. It's better that your countless swimmers all force themselves inside all at once~.
>>27948128
Maybe with a little pony magic toget you squirming as you grow another two ovaries, all four of them bulging with eggs
>>27948139Four? I usually roll with six. All the more you can fertilize!
>>27948141If you've got six ovaries, I'll need to groan and shudder as another four testes plop down into my overstuffed sac, all six of them gurgling as they swell and bloat fat with seed
>>27948149As if two weren't enough to give me sixtuplets, now you'll give me thrice as much. But to keep production, you'll have to triple The Stack as well.
there are real human beings typing these things
>>27948157
thank you for pointing that out, anonymous.
wouldn't have figured it out without ya.
thanks.
>>27948139
>>27948141
>>27948149
What the fuck is going on?
>>27948157
It feels weird when you start posting fluttertits and suddenly 2 anons start RPing with each other like faggots.
Someone make the new horse so these guys can fap without annoying the rest of us
>>27948168
I like fluttertits but don't care for the hyperweird tf stuff
so we can go that direction if you want
>>27948167
>>>/the piss/
>>27948156I have a feeling we're not going to be doing much other than impregnating, gestating, and birthing for quite a while with a setup like that
>>27948173
"We" will not be doing anything. You can stay in this thread with the other RP faggot.
>>27948183Do they make condoms in horse sizes? It's not like you wouldn't rip it anyway, but still. Effort.
>>27948188
I mean, we're going to be sharing the next thread regardless
I'm not either of your RP pals
I was just expressing interest, I'm sorry for offending
>>27948190We could probably custom order a few. It'd be fun to fill one inside you carefully, then slowly tug it out. Or let you watch me fill one, knowing that all that hot, viscous spunk swelling up that latex balloon is what's going on inside you every time we breed.
>>27948192
>>27948192
>>27948192
What's a princess to do?
>>27948197Custom order them with "extra strength", then. We'll need it. And custom order a few months' supply of The Stack, Triple Boogaloo™ while at it. Maybe even some costumes would be to your taste?
>>27948215Anything to keep my production monstrously high and your womb dangerously fertile. What sort of costumes did you have in mind? At the very least we can invest in a sling harness so you can ride undersaddle.
>>27948224Oh, you know, costumes for me, costumes for you. Swimsuits, schoolgirl outfits, stretchy pony suits, it's your preference. Harness included. And don't forget the camera, so a live audience can see selected shots of your girth at any time.
>>27948233I bet you slowly deepthroating my massive horsecock from flare to base then rubbing your bulged neck as I bloat your stomach up nice and fat gets quite the view count. Not to mention videos of you strapped to my underbelly as I go for a gallop around the nearby pasture, not even pausing as I flare and pump your womb with hot, gooey cum.
>>27948100squash soup
I want to brush a stallion's mane
one last pony
>>27949609
I wish I was as comfy as that pony right now.
>>27949648
>home after an 8 hour warehouse shift
>have a shower, make some coffee and just collapse onto the couch with my laptop
I have trespassed the feeling of comfy