Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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>>27941293
>mfw it's not dong ring

>>27941325
You never use he same Op image twice in a row, it's bad taste. Just like you always using the same image to moan about it not being dong ring.

>>27941357
In other words, the taste of a dong ring.

>You never use he same Op image twice in a row,
Are you even allowed to, actually?

>>27941366
Yes. As long as the prior thread has hit auto-sage, all images in it become unlocked, I think.

>>27941366
/r/ing a durnk short in which Anon, purely by accident, discovers that dong rings have a distinct taste, and it's terrible.

>Anon gets framed for his waifu's murder
>he gets placed in an all-stallion's prison
>while plotting on how to get out he befriends his cellmates
>when he asks what they did to get in prison, Anon is confused when they start singing an RGRE version of http://youtu.be/IiKx3JbJwt0 and everypony else joins in

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>>27941395
I was looking for any customs involving rings and mouths and found a ?mouth fetish? youtube channel www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEnkddhH-ps

>>27941372
The lock is only on the OPpic, and it unlocks when the thread gets actually archived.
You would have to edit the pic to have consecutive dong rings

>>27941293
"So Anon, my sister's coming into town this weekend and-
>No
"B-but I didn't even finish-
>No buts Cheerilee. I am NOT going on another date with Cherry Blossom. Ever. She still owes me for the hospital bills because of the little "wrestling stunt" she pulled
And I'm getting a little sick of you trying to set me up on all these blind dates
"You need a mare in your life anon. I just don't want to end up being sad and lonely."
>I don't /need/ anybody. I'm perfectly happy being by myself, thank you very much
"Ugh, you're hopeless"
>Nope, just human

Cripple Mare rgre, what happend to this story ?

>>27941694
CoolKids is a lazy fuck and has issues writing things longer than oneshots.

>New thread
>No new green yet
I might try writing something as soon as I get back from my boating trip.

>>27941293
cheerilee is hot

When a got home I wrote 3 more parts of the pinkie story, but life hates me and I Forgot to send it here. Sorry anons, no new update until Lunch break

>>27941975
Not like this tho.
I wouldn't want to meet this Cheerilee in a dark alley
Or even in a well-lit one.

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Go to sleep, Anons
Or make more Shell\Miners\Anon-colt-to-english-translator

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>>27941293

>>27942226
Poor cheller horse.

>>27942226
>Be Anon, generic human.
>At home, listening to musics on your Ipads
>You have to use several of them because they don't have all that much space to hold music on them.
>So you bought one for each genre like a numpty.
>Anyway you're listening to them play your tunes while doing your paperwork.
>Just because you got dumped on another world won't stop you from needing to do your accounting.
>Wait.
>What's that pony doing with your Ipad?
"Hey! what are you doing?"
>The grey pony flees.
>You chase after her, the Ipad blaring an orchestral rendition of Yackety Sax.
>As you both run, several passer-by ponies turn and look
"Get back here you little thieving bastard!"
>Some of the other ponies try to help out.
>They join you in your chase through the town.
>A trail of destruction snakes both through and around buildings, over carts, and eventually into the town castle.
>Where the resident Princess is promptly trampled under half the town's residents.
>Her guards join the chase.
>Music breaks the silence of the vast library within the castles, books being violently knocked off of the shelves.
>Which are soon also knocked over and topple like dominoes, spilling their contents further.
>The chase has already left the vast stacks by this point though.
>And trampled the Princess a second time on the way out.
>A small dragon that was tending to her is snagged on the dress of one of the chasing townsfolk and dragged along for the ride.
>It's going to be one of those days.

After Tirek stole the magics, and Twiligjt borrowed the Alicorn powers, the lack of magic caused Celestia and Luna to physically and mentally revert to youth, as a defense mechanism to prevent problems caused by insufficient magic in a magic requiring body.
Because of this, the magic can't be put back either, as it would be too much for the forms.
Twilight and Cadence now have to handle sun and moon duty, while Anon, a fatherly fellow is decided to raise the fillies, since most pones always saw Celestia and Luna as motherly sort of figures, and that would be weird.

>>27942554
>Mental regression
Fucken dropped

>>27942554
if you want baby horse
then make new baby horse
not repurpose old one
ya cheating donger

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If you won't act like a proper stallion, Twilight will just make you.

>>27942580
>Twilight bribes Anon into acting like a "proper stallion"

>>27942580
>Anon is magic resistant, the hypnosis fucks up
>Not horribly, but in a way that slightly inconveniences everyone and just makes the situation embarrassing
>Like makes him walk on all fours for, like, 5 minutes. Or ruins his mood, and he refuses to tell Twilight what's wrong because EVERYTHING IS FINE!!

>>27942605
>Anon is magic resistant

one of the most overused cop-outs desu

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>>27942609
>Avoiding hypnocancer
>"Cop-out! Cop-out!"

>>27942605
>The first time a pony tried hypnosis on a human, it just made them sleepy
>The second, with more power, it made them fall asleep
>The third time, with even more power, it started working backwards, and the ponies nearby started to take commands from a sleeping and dreaming Anon

>>27942609
I think it's a fine way to have anon on more equal ground since he doesn't have brute strength, cant fly, and doesn't have magic. He'd be helpless if all you had to do was magic him a little.

>>27942626
It's not just used for hypnocancer. I see it all the time when magic is brought up at all.

>>27942609
Kys.
If Anon isn't magic resistant, almost every fic involving conflict of any type wouldn't exist.

>oh anon is feeling depressed! well, you know what would help? anti-depression magic!

>oh anon has a disease that does x, well we can fix that up in a couple seconds!

>oh, anon is trying to run away from his slave masters! well, luckily we place a magic tracking spell on all the slaves!

>oh anon is trying to run away from RGRE society? well, luckily, we can just use magic to locate him!

>oh, anon is being captured and is fighting with violence against his captors! well, the kidnappers have a unicorn; instant knockout/literally crush anon like a pop can

>>27942636
This. If it isn't one extreme it's another.

Is everyone dead ?

>>27942854
I'm at work, it's like, 35 in here, I'm in a small glass room with no AC and the humidity is guaranteed 100% because it's a carwash.

>>27942854
I'm writing something new for y'all but I'm struggling with not writing terribly.

>>27942854
I know I am.

>>27943087
Ditto, sis. Shit's fucked, for some reason

how do I replie something from the old thread in here ?

>>27943162
>>postnumber

>>27933673
"Disco could you-"
>"call the others? Already on it!" She gives Harsh the stinky eye before going back to the garden
"Harsh, You should be nicer to her you know." You say as she helps you with the table
>"Yth Shmmpf flmmpf flfff!" you see her talking while holding a plate with her mouth
"what? Harsh please, she isn't annoying, you guys are to cute for that" placing the plates on the table
>"Im not cute!, Im a very Marely mare!" the little filly puff her chest at that, showing you how big her tuft has become in the last year.
>what would be more 'marely' if not for her red face and pout
>Ugh! These kid might give you a heart attack at this point!
>you find it comic until you see the begging of tears in her eyes as she tries to hold her tuft
>chuckling you pick her up and start nuzzling her
"Aww, Of course you are sweetie! Of course you are, and I'm very lucky guy to have a mare like you around me" her face is a tomato at this point
>"Ahg, Dad stop it! Your hands are covered in food!" squirming against you she tries to break free from your embrace
>You stop at that and she freezes
>Did she ?
"Harsh Love, Did just you call me dad?"

>"Harsh Love, Did just you call me dad?"
"I huuh, umm,- Aham! I mean, Ghack!"
>You are Harsh Love
>And right now you wish you were somepony else

>>27943342
>Be a red faced ,and trying to survive from Da-MR.ANON! bear like hug, filly
>So you are Harsh Love
>Never in your life have you been more embarassed than now, If it wasn't for the fact that you couldn't even move now, you might've tried to hit yourself with a pillow
>Would be a better fate than living with this embarassment
>Your affection for Mr.Anon wasn't news for anypone, Diferently from the others caretakers he actually cared for you all, always getting the favorite meals of everypony in the morning, playing with you all whenever he had the time, reading you all a bedtime story and kissing each pony in the boo boos when they got hurt playing
>He was the most kind a caring being you've ever met, only Ms.Fluttershywas was as gentle as him
>He filled the void of a Father in your heart, and you thanked Celestia everyday because of it
>This was also one of the reasons your blood boils when you see the other fillys causing him soo much trouble
>Couldn't they see how much they were lucky!?
>When he got sick you were soo conviced that it was the fault of you all, that you wanted to show them how life would be without Mr.Anon in the Orphanage
>Sure the uniforms and The water spray bottle were a bit too much, but they got the point anyway
>Still...
>Calling him Dad was something you just did under your breath cause you were too afraid he would reject you
>...
>This hug is this strong because hes Angry with you, isn't it ?
>of course thats the reason, stupid,stupid!,STUPID! How could you think he would like you calling him dad!? He must hate you now
>now you're going to be alone again! just because you couln't hold you damm mout-
>"thank you"
>what?

>>27943352
"what?"
>As sweet oxygen fills your lungs again you turn around to look at him
>"I said thank you"
>huh, your mind may be playing tricks but he's looking happy?
>"Ever since I started working here I cared for all of you as you were my own kids"
>"You're the first one to call me that, and you don't know how much I appreciate it" This can't be!
"Ss-so you d-don't mind me calling you D-dad ?" you ask with tears in the brink of your eyes

I hate doing this but I need to get back to work soon, this is it for now
Could write more but my boss is a bitch
Any criticism is wellcome

>>27943366
Your hyphenation, capitalization, word breaks, emphasis and punctuation are pretty bad for a 19-year-old.

>>27943443
he's br though, so it's understandable.

>>27943443
Thank you, will work on that

When ponies are around Anon, they can't help themselves and show off, and this always causes their attempts to comically backfire or they foil themselves.

Anon, baffled by these idiotic ponies, just backs away slowly or walks off, shaking his head.

>Flower sisters preen and show him their flowers, the 'best in town'; a bee, collecting pollen, flies out and stings one of them on the rear.
>Rainbow dash tries a complicated move in the air and either hits dirt, a wall, a tree, or gets zapped by lightning.
>Applejack tries to give him a baked pie, but a series of unfortunate events lead it to be catapulted across the country, and into Celestia's face.
>Celestia tries to fly and act regal, but slips when landing and eats dirt at his feet.
>Rarity mares up the courage to ask him out, and prepares herself by going OCD at the spa, looking immaculate.
>Unfortunately, a series of unfortunate events lead her to look like she had been living in the Everfree for a year between the short time she leaves the spa and the walk to Anon's house.

Haven't checked around in a bit. Been gone.
Did anyone ever pick up the Bomb Shell prompt? I think BNW did a one shot.

>>27943583
Sounds cute.

>>27943583
you got Celestia's wrong though
>Celestia tries to fly and act regal, but slips up when hit by a flying pie.

>>27943443
Any tips in how to improve these things ?

Suddenly got a forced vacation in a place without internet for ~1.5 weeks since tomorrow. If you have any requests (literally any if they are rgre related, even lewd) - ask now, I'll try to find time to do them

>>27944015
Time and practice. Write moar cuteness

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>>27944079
Herd impregnation.

>>27944079
Are you sure? You're an adult, I'm sure your family would be okay if you decided to stay behind and write pony green instead of going to Cuba with them.

>>27944015
put a . at the end of every line, unless it's a talking line that ends in (!/?/.) followed by ".
Ex.
>"Hello, my name is Anon."
>Waving to the camera, you put on a winning smile.
>"And do you know what day it is today?"

This even applies for segmented sentences, split by actions, such as...
>"Welcome to my castle," Celestia says with a grandoise sweep of her wing, "I hope you find everything to your liking."
But only for the second part. The first part can end in either ?/! or , if the of the former doesn't apply.

Capitalize the names of People, Places, and important, named things and the first letter of Every sentence.
Ex. Celestia, Canterlot, Pinkie Pie's patented Party Cannon.(if it was just a regular cannon, it would not be capitalized, since it's not a named object.)

>>27944079
Surprise us. I will always accept more best filly though.

>>27944079
see
>>27944091

>>27944079
Rarity untying Anon's apron as he cooks for her.

>>27941602
Use quotation marks for speech.

Clank!
>The metal rang as you bucked it as hard as you could
>You could feel your muscles, from withers to haunches, ripple as your hooves slammed into the power cage
>The metal supporting the thick, sturdy frame seemed to crumble like paper as you connected with it
>The cage swayed, groaning
>Though your hooves were now stinging from the force of your kick you ignored the pain, standing in the middle of the swaying cage staring at nothing in particular
"I can't believe that they would do something like that," you muttered to yourself. "Why would they do something like that to Anon?"
>One of your back legs cocked back and once again slammed into one of the cage's supports as you stood there
"After all of that... after getting this fit... Why would they pick somepony as ugly as HIM?!"
>You were a perfect specimen of a stallion
>You had the looks, you had the willpower, and you had the personality
>Sure, some mares might have been a little... intimidated by you but you were the COMPLETE package
>Hot enough to get any mare that you wanted
>Princess, noble, millionaire, whoever, whenever, whatever!
>Growling, you spun around and bucked another support beam, bending it outward with a single hard strike
>The cage swayed before tipping over and falling to the ground with a clang
>Stomping a hoof against the ground, you made your way over to the next cage
>Anon was just some big, dumb ugly monkey
>The kind of stallion that you had around to make the rest of you look pretty
>He wasn't the type of stallion that could, or SHOULD, get the hottest mares
>Especially not mares like Rarity and Princess Twilight
>You could care less about him getting Pinkie Pie, she was a little too chubby for your taste and a big weirdo
>And, to be fair, Twilight seemed to be the type of mare that would be happy to get any kind of stallion, since she hadn't been a princess long enough to know that she could have anypony she wanted

>>27944279
Still more Get Cutter Get Butter

>But Rarity?!
>A mare like her shouldn't even give Anon the time of day!
>She was rich!
>She was the cutest mare in town!
>She had connections to Canterlot!
>She was graceful and suave and elegant!
>A mare like that only deserved the best!
"IT'S HORSE APPLES!"
CLANG!
>Breathing hard, you shut your eyes tightly
>You could still see everything happening in your mind's eye
>Anon pulling her into his lap like the SLUT that he was, sucking on her horn with absolutely NO SHAME
>You could still see her squirming in his lap, her eyes shut tightly and her back legs kicking and...
>A pang of jealousy hit you in the gut like a buck, making your entire body tense so hard that you were shaking
"ARUGH!"
CLANG!
>At first you hadn't cared about it all that much
>You knew that they were just trying to get you out of the gym
>They were acting, everything that they did was as fake as could be
>But then, after it was all over, Rarity turned around, wrapped her hooves around his neck and kissed him
>SHE KISSED THE SLUT!
>And it wasn't one of those forced, still high from your orgasm kisses that mares sometimes gave you after you had sex with them
>Sure, the lust and hunger was there, but the look in Rarity's eyes as she pulled him toward her...
>And that small, pleased smile that teased the edges of her face as she looked into that big dumb, green ape's face...
"IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT BUCKING FAIR!"
>Your hooves strucking out in all directions, tearing the power cage that you were standing in to pieces

>>27944279
>>27944296
And Dad comes through again!

>>27944296
>One of your kicks sent a chunk of metal flying toward the wall-length mirror, shattering it into a million pieces and sending glass everywhere, but you didn't even notice
>You were too busy recalling the look on Twilight's face as Anon preened her wings
>Her mouth had been hanging open and her eyes had been hazy yet more alive than you had ever seen them
CLANG!
>She was a princess, an alicorn, one of the most influential and powerful ponies in the world
>Not the best looker, but a stallion would find himself in one heck of a herd if he nudged her in the right direction
>But she hadn't picked you
CLANG!
>She hadn't picked any stallion!
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
>She had had the same look in her eyes as Rarity had while she was sitting in that SLUT'S lap
>The same smile had been on her face, she had been making the same sounds as those weird grabbers poked at her wings
>AND WHEN SHE PULLED HIM INTO THAT BUCKING KISS SHE LOOKED LIKE RIGHT THERE WAS THE ONLY PLACE SHE WANTED TO BE!
>Screaming, you bucked a plate tree, sending plates flying in all directions
>And the way that Rarity and Pinkie had been...
>While they were...
>You were supposed to...
>They couldn't...
>Anon wasn't...
>IT WASN'T BUCKING FAIR!
"AURGH!"
>You stomped down onto a bench, slipping it in two, before spinning around and kicking both pieces across the room
>Never before had you ever felt this amount of anger
>You could feel it bubbling up in your chest, you could feel it with every beat of your heart
>It was making your body feel unnaturally warm and it was even making it hard to breathe
>Anonymous had taken your future away from you

>>27944311
>Getting this body was supposed to open you up for great things
>You were supposed to be the one that Rarity was supposed to ask out
>You were supposed to be the one that set up a nice little herd for yourself
>You were supposed to have servants and a nice big house and a few kids and all of the bits that you ever wanted to spend
>But now?
>NOW?!
>Panting, you bucked another plate tree before you threw back your head and screamed
"IT'S NOT FAIR!"
>You wanted to hurt him
>You wanted to make him feel the pain that you now felt
>You wanted that more than anything that you've ever wanted
>And you were going to hurt him
>Buck everything else
>Buck all of these ponies
>Buck all of these guards
>BUCK EVERYTHING!
>Snarling, you stomped out of the now ruined weight room and into the lobby, where everypony else was...
>...
>Was there supposed to be another mare here?
>The teeth-gnashing, burning rage that you felt slowly subsided as you looked around the room
>There was the princess... and Fluttershy... and Rainbow...
>Hadn't the fellas' gotten another mare?
>...
>Snorting, you shook your head of the thought
>Buck it, you don't care
>It was time to go out there and TEACH THAT SLUT A LESSON
>Poking your head out of one of the broken windows, you looked around while trying not to look in the direction of the couch
>Your nose scrunched up in thought as you stood there for a few moments
>But then the lightbulb over your head turned on
>Now smiling, you turned to the remaining stallions in the gym
>There must have been just fifteen of them left

>>27944334
>Nothing compared to what you had had only a few hours ago
>But, if you plan worked, not only would you get everypony else back but you'd surprise those guards lying in wait for you
>Yes...
>Anon was in for the surprise of a lifetime...
"Fellas, listen up! I gotta plan..."

>>27944342
Alright, I'm done. Another quick little snippet.

>>27944279
>>Growling, you spun around and bucked another support beam
oh FUCK these colts forever. I hope stallionism is set back 100 years thanks to these asshole.

>>27944114
That's already in my list, Venus dad

>>27944145
Heh, sounds fun

>>27944091
That particular herd or somepony else? Passionate and tender or wild and turned to eleven as LaP clops?

>>27944095
B-but... I'm an... drawfag artist... o-okay, green then?


>"I... I don't know, he was asking me about his weight, do those dresses and saddlebags make him look fat but even when I was telling him its 'key, he was mocking me and..."
>You were now listening another speech about some mares's stallion that came to 'translator' , bored and kicked back.
>With great power comes great responsibility or in your case great boredom.
"He wants you to compliment him verbally, not describe his body. Or he really asks if dress is bad. Be honest but don't forget to mention his beauty. Next!"
>When you first came to that "mirror world" you weren't able to find your place, or locals prevented you from searching sometimes.
>But few days looking around and talking with others and you found a perfect job.
>"Hey Anon! Soaren was asking after our training, if I'm going at party with my friends. I've said yeah, and he's been spiteful ever since."
>Helped Applehorse once by explaining what troubled her shortspoken brother in exchange of apples, she told that to her friends, they told to their friends and soon you had your own "stallion-to-equestrian translator 5 bits" booth and line of mares.
>The most canonical booth, only "the doctor is in/out" was missing... Maybe you should add that later.
"He expected that you will choose him above them and simply wanted to spend more time with you, Skittles. Flowers, candy flowers and go somewhere for a full day, you two and no one else. Next!"
>"Oh. Thanks, Anon! You are the best Sis!"
>It's probably for the best that you come up with that idea like that and in that place.

>>27944411

>In any place bigger and more strict than Ponyville you would be asked to show a license and psychologist diploma, and you're not in any way learned about pony psychology, or any fairy tale characters, really.
>"I f-finally decided to talk with Time Turner about us, but he started that speech about me being a good pony, that he loves me and yet that he is not ready for relationship right now and something about not seeing me in a futu—"
>But you don't need it here, every pony here is like an open book, easier to read than it's-not-a-phase teens. Especially those... "males".
"Honestly, he's really not ready yet, but even if he was, he will not spare any seconds at you. You don't have The Power of Bits that "turns" him for you. Break with him, girl, as soon as you can. Next in line, faster!"
>"But... he is such a cute... maybe it's better that way..."
>Doesn't matter, the point is that now you have money and even regular customers. Sadly you were asked to translate only stallions, aside from some exceptions.
>"Um, g-good day..."
>...oh, And here is one of them.
>"M-me-I m-mean a friend!~ Friend of mine is having, like, a problem with male... stallion. She, like, like him and all, but not sure how to say that. He's not like the others, in every way, and she's having no luck even with regular ones. A-and she's scared that he will find her ugly..."
>You lean to wavy maned birdhorse and tousle her mane. Man, hiding in a black hooded cloak in a middle of July...
>Better make it quick while she can still stand.

>>27944079
Ponies deadlifting

>>27944424

"Meet him and say exactly that in a face. "Stallions" like him are fond of straight and honest ones. If you are too scared - take him someplace. I, for example, would take him to my favorite places - Hayburger Princess or Sugarcube Corner by the way - and talked to him there. And save your bits, I did not translated anything and you need them for tonight evening, cutie pie."
>Nodding as fast as she could with that oversized hood of her with holes for ears, Totally-not-a-Sea-Bomb-Shell excitedly galloped from you, and you heard a happy "HE CALLED ME CUTE!" somewhere far away in a distance.
"Ah, I love my job. Next, please!"


Because good ideas in previous threads must not be wasted in a random flood

>>27944454
Bomb/Sea Shell a cutie

Any clumsy and adorable pone a cutie

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Twilight openly wonders why you always try to hang out with her and her friends instead of grazing with all the other stallions.

>>27944525
Anon wonders why the stallions hang around nibbling grass while mares go to restaurants.

>>27944525
"I don't eat grass."
>"Oh geez, did that article in Colt's Collaboration that get you too? Their diets are garbage, Anon, and you're beautiful just the way you are."

>>27944594
A colt? In a restaurant? PREPOSTEROUS! Next you're gonna tell me that stallion suffrage is going to happen tomorrow!

>>27944620
>"Contrary to popular belief, males in Equestria are, in fact, allowed to dine in restaurants, provided that they are escorted by a responsible mare and wear consent to wearing a sheath-lock. Should the male in question suffer a fit of hysterics or throw a tantrum it is the responsibility of the mare to discipline him."

>>27944650
Wait. So a vibrator was used to treat women with hysteria. Does this mean that when a colt throws a tantrum, his mare has to go to town on him with a fleshlight?

This thread gets really dark sometimes.>>27944650
>>27944620

>>27944680
Maybe? I figured he'd just be ordered to bust a nut. I'm sure there are PLENTY of mares who'd be willing to assist.

>>27944811
Nothing wrong with GrimDark, so long as it isn't GrimDerp. It's usually just silliness.

>>27944844
or its grimderp on purpose and thats the joke.

>>27944079 thanks and Pinkie asking Anon out.
>>27944103 You are being very helpfull man, Will improve my writing skills before continuing the story, dont want my first one to be a shity one.

>>27944824
>Comically exaggerated grimdark "colts have no rights" green when

>You walk into your living room (where you're shooting the shit with your mare friends) with a letter in hand.
>"Whatcha got there, Anon?" asks Rainbow Dash
"A letter from the Princess. She says-"
>A burst of blue energy yanks the letter from your grasp and sends it straight into Rarity's hooves.
>"Oh, goodness! How inappropriate. Did you really shove your fist up into her-"
"What's wrong with you, Rarity?! That was a very personal and very private letter between the Princess and I!"
>Rarity waves you off casually.
>"Oh, do be quiet Anonymous, darling. How else are you going to know what your mail says if a mare doesn't read it to you?"
>Rainbow Dash throws in her two cents.
>"How did you even know it was from the Princess anyway? Did she draw a picture of herself on the front or what?"
"What are you even-I read her name on it, you shit."
>Rarity gasps dramatically.
>"You can read?!"
>Twilight just "tsk"s quietly and shakes her head.
>"Just what are those stallionists trying to prove? You don't need to read to make me dinner, and doing things like taking your chastity device off doesn't affect how you lick me off!"
>She spreads her legs and scratches her cunt while very deliberately staring you in the eye.
>"We'll fix that soon, sweetheart. I get that you modern types don't like chastity belts, but you could at LEAST make a point of knowing what our favourite dishes are."
>Rarity pipes in next.
>"Come to think of it, dear, it's been a whole hour that I've been here and you STILL have not fetched me a cider and a snack!"
>Rainbow Dash decides to join the conversation.
>"Yeah, and my cooter is mysteriously un-licked. What do you say Anon, wanna be the Daring Do to my Sapphire Stone?"
>You don't let ponies into your house any more.

>Princess Celestia makes Anon a prince
>Not because he's particularly qualified, but so that stallions have someone to look up to
>Also, in case humanity ever makes contact with Equestria, he'll hopefully put in a good word

>>27945208
>"Dost thou knoweth, Prince Anonymous, that the duties of a Prince include that of orally pleasuring his Princesses?"
>>"Luna! Quit lying to Anon like that. Sorry, sweetie, why don't you come with me? I'll keep you nice and safe away from my mean, nasty sister... in my bedroom. Didn't I mention? That's your room now too."

>Anon is a tryhard /k/ operator
>He doesn't even have guns, only airshit, and always burns himself on his MREs
>Yet, in Marshmallow RGRE, he's the equivilent of SEAL team six
>Princess Luna offers him a job plinking enemies of the state with bb's
>something something badass female soldiers

>>27945208
"So anon, it's me. Trump. So... I kinda want the oil from pony lands, can I Jew it or do I need a war?"
>You're a faggot Mr President.
But you need a war.

>>27945245
>Silly anon males can't do combat mos's

>>27944352
>>27944342
>>27944334
>>27944311
>>27944296
>>27944279

Who is talking in this part?
Spike?

>Oral sex is unheard of b/c ponies don't mate on their backs and it's awkward to reach when they're standing up
>Ponewaifu is blown away when Anon convinces her to lay on her back and goes down on her

>>27945335
But irl stallions go down on mares to see if they are receptive.
Sort of.

>>27945255
>Trump can contact equestria, so he must have shed his mortal form amd become the God Emperor and led humanity into space.
>Implying I wouldn't give God Emperor Trump a great deal on oil.
>Implying I wouldn't impose a time and space transport tax of 1 starship with my name on it.

>>27945208
>To their immense surprise, Anon is actually a fair and excellent ruler. No abuse of power or stupid laws they need to overturn as they expected out of a stallion.
>And since the Equestrian government is no where near as complicated as a human one, Anon can win nearly any bureaucratic / legal conflict he finds himself in.
>The already well run government has all its tiny leaks and gaps filled by Anon. Useless and silly laws are reformed or removed. The unruly nobles are brought to heel. Even the inner workings of the government are reformed for efficiency.
>Laws are followed even better by ponies and the guards work more at enforcing them fairly. All because each of them develop a fear of disappointing the new father-like prince.
>Everything now runs like clockwork.
>Celestia and Luna are unsure what to do with their sudden abundance of free time.

>>27945484
>Free Time
Any free time they might have is spent getting rutted sensless by Prince Anon.

>>27943583
“You okay there Rainbow? That was a pretty nasty crash.”
>The moment Rainbow saw you when walking into town she tried doing some sort of trick that acquainted her with the side of building.
>Suffice it to say, the building wasn’t amused and displayed its displeasure with what was most likely a concussion.
>”I’m okay, now stop moving around so much.”
“I’m standing still Rainbow.”
>”I don’t think I’m okay.”
>Silly pony traumatic brain injuries aren’t cool.
“Okay then off to the hospital we go then.”
>Picking up the light pony you carried her to the hospital, cradling her frame in your arms.
>She must have been really out of it since she kept trying to pepper you with horse kisses the entire way.
>Muttering things like stopping by some bushes for a quickie.
>What a weird pony, didn’t she know pony’s aren’t for sexual.

>>27945245
I'd definitely read.

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>>27945592
Ponies are not for sexual, but horses are.
Things in the middle, Lile Big Mac, Fleur and Cadence are for, and yet not for sexual.
You can think sexual about them, and do sexual things with those thoughrs, but you can't do sexual with them directly.

>>27945749
What.

>>27945817
Do not sex pone.
Do sex horse.
Don't sex bigger pones who are not quite horses, but thinking sexual about them is okay, unlike normal pones, who are not for sexual.

>>27945749
You got into my liquor cabinet again Shuk, didn't you?

You owe me a new bottle of crown by the way.

>>27945427
Hey. sh-shut up. This is ponies, not horses. Only slutty colts go down on mares, if such a thing even exists. It's something that herdmares do to other herdmares when their stallion falls asleep after 15 wild seconds of passionate love-making.

>>27945749
>>27945835
Wait, so for sexual is determined by size?
This must mean bigpons are always for sexual.
SPELUNKING

>>27946159
"hey bb u want sum fuk?"
>"Always, tiny Anon. Get the giant condom that you wear like a poncho only without the holes for your head and arms."

>>27945749
>>27945835
So Chrysalis is for sexual, then?

>>27945749
Shuk you are so right. But if big pone is for sexual, and Celestia is the biggest, why is she only an aunt? Can she be for sexual later?

>>27946180
>I want to be used as a living dildo by Giant mares and be soaked in their marecum

>>27946286
Chrysalis exists for the sole purpose of sexual. She was made to take the HMD in the kinkiest ways imaginable and provide anon with hundreds of bugchildren.

>>27946324
Like 90% of the currently existing changelings are shining armor's children from all the sperm she's storing inside herself from when she brainwashed and raped him for a week straight.

>>27945316
It's Caramel.
The last part let us know that he was not watching Anon win, but was busting up the gym.

>>27945208
>>27945484
Frosty was writing a great story about that, but she stopped. Now she's writing some kickass incest stuff.

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can we get a /k/ anon in here?

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>>27946493
>Incest
>Kickass

>>27946604
What kinda /k/ you cravin bby.

>>27946713
insane nugget loving, fireing line using, vietnam loving, dragon dildo lovin, skinwalker killin, DUES VULT saying, /k/. the type that makes land mines in his spare time and has back up plans for his backup plans to flee inna woods.

>>27946684
>Doesn't know that Frostybox could make the shit into gold
How new are you?

>>27946931
Covering shit with gold doesn't make it better. It's still shit.

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Never doubt the power of a mare with a fetish.

>RGRE is the official unofficial herdshit thread

What? Is the theme these threads are supposedly about already so tired and played out that you can only pretend it's still about that, or is it all one or two dedicated autists pushing the idea that there must be a demand for herdshit green in a thread where the theme is not implicitly about herdshit?

>>27947036
What

>>27946493
Link? It's not on her pastebin

>>27947031
>"Anon, can you take this piece of paper with my brother's cutie mark and tape it to your thigh? Call me "Twily" tonight."

>>27947201
>"You don't want to be Shining?, then just turn it the other way and you can be Celestia, but in that way you should call me "faithful student" then.

>>27946493
In the Sunset thread? I haven't peered in there only because I haven't watches EQG and I honestly know next to nothing about her.

>>27942554
That's literally just fucking Nyx.

>>27947447
Yes, she's doing a double Suncest and a Pie family one

>>27944411
Day passed and no answer. 'Kay then it will be LyRa, Rara and Rarara, turned to 11 and without them knowing how long hmd can last...

Time to go. I'll try to lurk around when internet is up

>>27947613
I might have to check those threads then. Thank you Anon.

>>27947447
sunset's actually a pretty fun character after the first film desu

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>>27946916
>Anon wants to innawoods
>No raifu
>He makes do

>Meanwhile Twi is freaking out as her entire 'collection' has gone missing
>Doesn't want to visit Clops R Us to restock
>Only desperate virgins go there more than twice a week and she's totally not
>Not in the slightest
>Proceeds to cry herself to sleep while grinding on a pillow

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>>27947665

>>27947684
/k/.
thats why.

>>27944454
You should write more often.

>>27947665
> /k/Anon hires ponies to build him guns
>Ponies are not good at violence
>Each time they build a gun, they do something horribly wrong
>Like Twilight Sparkle's magical accelerator gun that moving shot holes in space-time
>On the first test-firing, Anon's outdoor range was completely crushed by torn, irradiated pieces of a parallel universe Ponyville sucked through the tears before the gun overheated and melted into slag.
>Or Smithy Dippy's Glockbominations.
>The less said about those, the better.
>Sometimes the guns work
>When this is the case, it's usually even more horiffic
>Like the time Metal Whacker presented Anon with a rifle that fired bloodied teeth while screaming in pain
>"I made some changes, now you don't need to make those cartridge thingies"
>Anon just wants to go shootan
>But overprotective ponies won't let him enroll in the classes he'd need to learn how to construct the guns himself.
>"Don't be silly, Anon. There's no need for you to take a hard and dangerous course like that. Just let us big strong mares build it for you."
>"Yeah, what are friends for?"
>"You could get hurt, working around hot metal on only two legs."

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Got an idea, but no idea how to store it.

Twilight doesn't like anon, whatever reason, he is loud, blunt, not stallion like, so many different reasons to not like anon from a pony prospective. Anon goes off, has fun, sees her every now and then, invites her a few times, she even attends if not just to not hurt his feelings then so she keeps face as a princess. Anon has his fun, never really herds and dies alone. Ponies are sad, even though he had no kids of his own, was a great pseudo dad for his friends kids. Centuries later, twilight looks back on her life, and realizes that anon may have been the perfect stallion, just not in her life at the perfect time. After a century more of trying to find the perfect one, she realizes its not about where they are its about when they are. she perfects the timetravel spell, and decided to bee anon's roomie for a few decades, and when that passes, possibly herd with him. But she still holds a slight grudge over her former self, so she decided to fuck with her non stop, pic related.

>>27948310
it'll be that ep all over again where nothing is accomplished

>>27948361
What episode, the starlight one where she fucks the time line or the one where she looks like snake?

Either way, the idea here is she grew up, figured out what she wanted, and got it. Along with fucking with her younger uptight self.

>>27948393
forgot the ep name in season 1 i think

where twi turned into Big boss

>>27948410
Snake plissken from escape from la/newyork, forget which one is the good one.

>>27948419
new york was pretty cool

also the time traveling prompts get really weird when logic is applied

>>27943583
>>Celestia tries to fly and act regal, but slips when landing and eats dirt at his feet.
This please.

>>27947665
I don't even....do we call mods on this? I am confused in a bad way, and I don't know whether to ignore this "thing" or try to burn it.

>>27942854
someone gave me an idea last thread to make anon twilight's student, and i'm making it blow up in her face hard, it will be shit, it will be horribly written, but i'm making it 1 week of anons life summed up in bullet points.

trying to figure out every way for anon to be kind of a dick to twilight for the whole student thing is a little challenging.

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>>27948858
Modern art is criminally bad but I don't think the mods care about this.

>>27948473
Honestly if I do anything with it, probably going to have twilight(future) herd anon, while fucking with twilight the present. Always making it a joke though, that goes a long way toward believability. Just not sure if I should ever clue present twilight in on what happens. If I go future twilight herds with herself, going to asspull a spell that is reverse mind rape, it gives them memories they once had in life/experience, like I said, comedy, so the whole time travel thing isn't a focal point.

Basicly, future twilight is twilight but stick removed from her ass, she watched her friends die once, and almost lost her chance at someone perfect for her, this is twi after she realizes you can fuck up the little things, she may live forever but not everyone else.

>>27945615
>Its no state secret, blueblood is a fucking cunt
>Every day, 'raise taxes on poor, they arent even real ponies, why should they have anything' or this gem 'why are public schools free?'
>But it was after his 'we really should just go to war with the ziggers' that celestia had enough of his shit
>She got in touch with you, and is paying you 5 bits for every time you hit blueblood
>You open your suitcase
>The foam interior still smells new
>Everything electric is powered by laitnent magic in the air
>You set up the cellphone so it can take video of every shot you take
>You take out your prized... gas powered sniper
>You put downt he biped
>Makeing sure the geli suit you are in is in fact the same color as the building, and the gun is also relitivly covered you aim tward the cocksucker
>Both eyes open, you look down the scope
>Last night you practiced with a dummy target
>Hit the center within a quarter inch each time
>Told celestia to keep the weather conditions the same as that night
>Prep work done, you breath deep and put your finger on the trigger
>Center mass, head, or eye
>She did say you would get tripple for eye shots...
>Did I mention how much celestia fucking hates him?
>Probably has something to do with the elderly mare who fell down stairs while blueblood was in a rush
>Poor timeing as a week eirlier a kid also fell down the stairs with blue blood present
>The guards said he was complaining of the noise but could not implicate him further
>Eye it is
>Blueblood starts to turn around
>In the split second he starts to move, you decide to re aim

>>27948986

-snap-
>hit
-snap- -snap-
>direct shots
>He is in pain after a brown eye and two egg shots, but he managed to look around for what hit him
-snap-
>Eye number one shot
>Hoof over the left eye,
>Oooo big mistake fucker
-snap-
>Other eye taken out
>He will be fine, celestia assured you that even if you ripped his eye out, magic coulf regenerate it
>With the video taken, you pack up your kit, worndering if celestia is going to pay you 55 bits, or just 45
>Also wonder if you can get some extra bits for other... sensitive shots.

>>27946916
>The expected something like that when joined army.
>Can't even say fuck.

Ponies say "Buck", right? When Anon says "Fuck", is it like women who say something stupid like "Truck" instead of swearing?

>>27949021
Ponies say 'buck' because to them violence is the taboo thing.
Anon saying 'fuck you' is seen as a somewhat obscene version of our own replacing 'fuck him' with 'bless his heart'

>>27949067
So fuck you would be a compliment because it's saying they are fuckable.

Anon misconstrued cussing when.

>>27949109
Ponies are not autists and can see that he is upset when he says it.
>"The colt sure does a strange choice of words."

>>27949109
No.

>>27948310
God please yes

>>27948990
Moar sniper anon.

>>27948310
But if stick in butt Twilight gets pregnant, future Twilight will have a kid already. Or is Future Twilight and all Twilights beyond that going to come back for the same hot monkey love, So Anon has a herd of nerdpone.

>>27948917
>all that you wrote

shit see what i mean?

>>27949375
Present twilight is going to get a series of the pic related visits, future twilight is just fucking with her, What I would have happen most likely is, again full comedy here, future twilight at the end of anons life come back again, and because there is already a future twilight there, herd with them, there is no real way to make a story out of this, so everything would be random snippets of oneshots.

>>27949347
Oh I plan on more, granted, making this rgre will be difficult at best, I plan on having anon use a wide assortment of airsoft on blue blood, usually trying to hide himself... I do have a grand finale though, though I honestly think the only way it could be done would be fairly violent toward the end, need to look up if there are any close range airsoft to the eye videos... fuck my life.

>>27948990
Secret service sniper Anon, please keep going.

>>27949375
>Be Anon in Pony town
>Your house got sucked into a hurricane by a pony in a witch hat and landed here
>On top of the now splattered witch pony.
>A white horse with a gold tiara came by and neighed at you shortly afterwards
>You gave her a chocolate bar since it was halloween.
>She took her chocolate bar.
>And ate it.
>The ponies from the town tried to get chocolate too, but once they tried eating your garden you chased them off.
>You're going to have to keep an eye on them.
>Big whitey followed after them when they left, even though you didn't shoo her away.
>You hosed the pony blood off your wall and then went inside for the night.
>You don't know how your power and water are still working, but you're thankful they are.
>The next day a bunch of ponies in armor came by and took the witch corpse away
>Some of them eyes your sunflowers, but they didn't try to eat them.
>You suspect white ponies are the smarter ones.

>>27949444
>Be Princess Celestia
>Evil Princess Dan is kidnapping another alien colt
>This time your magi managed to detect her before she's finished, and you're flying to Ponyville where the portal storm has opened.
>Maybe this time you can prevent another poor soul from being torn from his home.

>Be a bit later.
>Still be Celestia.
>Just arrived in Ponyville.
>There's a strange new building in Ponyville.
>You're too late.
>Curse you Dan!
>You approach the misplaced dwelling to search for clues.
>The first thing you notice is the smell.
>Then you notice where the smell is coming from.
>Yep, that's a corpse.
>And by the look of those ruby slippers, Dan won't be abducting anypony else.
>You hope her victim isn't under there too.
>Next step is to search the house.
>You knock on the front door, hoping that your suspicions are wrong.
>And when a overdressed biped answers it, relief at being wrong washes through you.
"[DIALOGUE IS HARD- celestia welcomes Anon to equestria or something]"
>"[Alien Noises]"
>He offers you something wrapped in some kind of foil.
>You open it and discover it's a delicious treat.
>You eat it.
>The townsponies, seeing his friendly nature, apporach the alien structure.
>Some of them decide to sample the plants in the surrounding garden.
>Alien colt does not like that.
>He chases them away with a alien impliment that sort of resembles a broom crossed with a rake
>Is this what brought down Evil Princess Dan?
>This alien warrior prince?
>You are going to have to clear your schedule for this one.

>>27944079
I would like some from the cow tipping green please

>>27949375
Oops, I wrote something different from what I meant to.

>Anon's innerquestria
>Nerd ponies find out about his tech
>Cannot resist
>Begin pilgrimages to visit the alien
>Alien club forms, collecting whatever scraps of human technology they can in the hopes of learning from it
>They have a decade old computer Anon gave to them to play with along with some of his old books.
>They spend days at a time trying to unravel the mysteries of these alien artefacts.
>Anon thinks it's kind of cute
>Eventually nerdpons decide they want more than just his alien knowledge
>They want his alien body too

>>27949515
>that feel when durnk writes something you want more of but you know durnk only does one shots.

>>27949577
>They want his alien body too
So, as in for lewd times, autopsy, part of a figurine collection? What?

>>27949747
sure thing

>>27949747
Pony Area 69.

>>27949747
No, they want to have a body like his, so they get into one of the worst fetishes. TF.

>>27949747
>>27949783
>>27949781
>Sure, why not?
>>27949769
I like the way you think.
There is more than one pony in the alien club, they can easily have differing opinions on what they should do with/to the alien

>>27949734
>That feel when it's hard to do long things.
>That feel when people don't join in writing things.
>That feel when no jolly cooperation.
>That feel when you know you need to go to sleep but keep writing anyway.
>That feel when even bed cannot stop you.

>>27949783
>The Princesses banned long-term use of transformation magic on the basis of "Shit tier fetish".
>The ponice will jail you if you are transformed for too long a time.
>This is why Twilight refused to turn Rainbow into a griffon.
>The time they had spent as breezies was pushing them dangerously close to the limit.
>Twilight does not want to get sent to /pony prison/ and disappoint her loved ones.
>Thousands of years of having playful pony princesses with absolute executive power have led to many laws like this.
>Such as "Zebras can't live in towns", "All non-princesses go to bed at sunset" (Which was repealed after the Nightmare Moon incident), and "Sdrawkcab si wal siht".

>>27949812
I am writing things, and they're almost ready to be posted.

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Silly Anon, stallions are unfit for military service. Have you ever heard of a famous stallion general? Of course not!

>>27950471
>Tell me your secrets, pony butt.

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>>27950471
Anon sure likes to molest Pinkie a lot.

>>27950557
Corrupting an innocent Ponk would be near illegal amounts of fun.

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>>27950575
>innocent

>>27950585
Ruining her ability to enjoy stallions ever again by fucking her into a coma also works.

>>27950575
>Pinkie is crushing hard on Anon.
>He can't help but tease her.
>Her cartoon powers fizzle out when she's flustered.
>Her attempts to do cartoon shenanigans around him fail embarrassingly.
>Anon just finds it endearing.

>>27947185
I added the Pie family one just a little bit ago

http://pastebin.com/Y2enwxeD

>>27946931
Oh Anon, you flatterer...

>>27950694
i needs it

flustered pinkie is extra adorable

>>27950694
Someone pls

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>>27950537
What would he get the rank for, getting supplies delivered on time?

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>>27950642
How many mares is he going to ruin before his lust is satiated?

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>>27950585
>perfect size

>>27950537
Athena Sparkle should be canon.
The virginal goddess of wisdom and war

>>27950838
All of them.

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>>27950838
Who knows. Fleur was one of the first to be spoiled and bred.

>>27950838
What's the name of that artist?

>>27950537
>>27950828

Kinda wanna write a story where Anon is trying to become recognized as a commander because he's an historical warfare buff on Earth.

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>>27950854
>tfw you will never have a herd of fat happily bred mares

>>27950898
>Twilight and Trixie stop fighting for the sake of the foals once they find out that they're both pregnant
>Manage to work out their differences now that sick magic duels are off the table
>They're each other's foal's godmothers

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>>27950537
But the entire guard consists of stallions. The captain is a stallion.

>>27950909
That sounds really sweet.

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>>27950912
Not in RGRE.

>>27950912
That's because being a 'Guard' sounds better than being a royal harem member to their parents

>>27950838
The entire staff of Canterlot Castle.

>>27950857
That is Cold Blooded Twilight.

>>27947201
>saddles
U-u-unf

>>27950972
>Anon goes to clothing store
>Unknowingly walks into stallion's lingerie
>Finds a nice pair of leather saddles that he wears as shoulderpads
>Wears them in public

>>27950909
That is really adorable.

>>27950991
c'mon now I don't think even anon would be that retarded.
On another note the big leather saddles we put on horses would probably be like k cup bras to ponies

>>27950991
What would he need shoulder pads for?

>>27949554
cow tipping what? Can you explain or link to story, because I'm drawing blanks here...

>>27951088
World of Warcraft roleplay.

>>27951088
To be 80s as possible.

>>27951088
more space to carry mares

>>27951110
Pegawaifu perches.

>>27951136
>Pegasi are instinctively drawn to broad shoulders to perch on
>Rainbow Dash is confused when she's suddenly attracted to Anon and his shoulderpads

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>>27950909
>Anon makes a herd out of Twilight and all her villain clones.
>Aka Trixie, Sunset, and Glimglam.
>The foals born out of the herd are all unicorns and/or alicorns with stupid powerful magic.
>Ponyville gets even more hectic.
>Celestia's face when her Gifted Unicorns school has an entire class of half-siblings that have each almost blown up Ponyville.

>>27951294
Sounds like the start of a sitcom.

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>>27951294
A thing for unicorns.

>>27951310
>"Another one, Anon?" is the first episode name.

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>>27951294
>"You're an ass face!"
>"Dad said not to use that word!"
>"Dad also says to tell the truth, so I am!"
>"Ohhhhhh! Fight! Fight! Fight!" The other Ymous children chant.
>None of them notice the frazzled teacher hastily escaping the room.
---
>BOOM!
>Celestia lazily looks out her office window in the castle, already knowing what she'll see.
>Once again, the side of her school was blown the buck out. Blasts and lasers already flying like a poorly animated neighpon cartoon.
>She sighs, and pulls a pre filled-out incident report from her desk.
>"I really must talk to Twilight about those children..."

Question for y'all. What writing style of mine (if you could call it that) do you prefer:

Purely Anon's thoughts as narration:
>You sure do like bluh bluh bluh
>...wait, is that what you think it is?
>You aren't sure, but bluh blah bleuh

or narration centered around Anon's perspective
>Rainbow Dash winds up for a punch but flies back, fearing for her safety.
>Twilight gives you a look that clearly suggest pants-shitting terror.
>If you had to guess, you'd say that no mare was ever meant to drink that much cider.


Because I have a new story lined up and I can't stop switching between them and it's making me type like a retard.

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Well if you really want to tag along with all the soldiers, then you can uhh... be the stress relief officer! We're up against changelings though, so don't get attached to anypony.

>>27951500
A mix of both is honestly best.

>>27951500
Second one. First is good for funny shorts and idea tossing, but the using Anonymous' perspective for narration makes for a better long term read.

>>27951500
2nd.

>>27951520
Are we marshmallow pones?
>Anon pets bellies and rocks mares to sleep

Or are we regular pones?
>Anon introduces the concept of oral sex to a bunch of mares who only know the pleasures of 15-second sex

>>27951547
>Princess of War
>Not knowing where to put a colt
Just make him pull heavy things you dumbass
>>27951547
We not a shit so 2nd it goes
>smelly soldier pony vag on the march

more monster hunter anon when

>>27951590
>make him pull heavy things

Why send a stallion to do a mare's job?

>>27951094
Story by BrandNewWritefag, it's great if you like big strong minotaur girls with big strong minotits.
http://pastebin.com/pSeAqG9T

Speaking of BrandNewWritefag, how's that faggot doing, anyways?
Haven't seen him in here for a while.
N-Not that I care or anything, idiot!

>>27948986
>both eyes open

Thank you, anon. It's been too long watching these fucking normies try to do /k/ommando in Equestria.

>>27951617
Why? A simple job for the simple-minded, so that he can't fuck it up.

>>27951613
Soon.

>>27951647
NOT SOON ENOUGH

>>27950928
Yes in RGRE. Dammit, now you've made me wanna get off my ass and finish the shit I started like a year ago.

>>27951521
>>27951533
>>27951534
Looks like 2nd is the way to go. Thanks for the input.

>>27951521
I'll keep this in mind too. Maybe if I want to give a character a brief POV I'll do this.

>>27951388
>>27951294
>>27951310

Damn you all.

>Dusk Shine, son of Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>Basically a male version of her, neuroses included.
>Loves studying and magic, but is terrified of disappointing his mother so he tends to overwork himself.
>Gets angry when ponies insinuate that he hasn't earned his place in the School for Gifted Unicorns.

>Sunspot, daughter of Sunset Shimmer
>Cocky but with the talent and drive to succeed to back it up.
>Bullies her siblings but will kick the ass of anybody else who tries it.
>Likes to listen to loud rock music and learned how to play the guitar from Sunset.

>Presto, son of Trixie
>A total mama's colt and wants to be just like her when he grows up.
>Loves to show off his stage magic and gets angry when his smarter siblings mock him for it.
>A drama king, but knows when not to push Anon too far lest he receive an ass-whooping.

>Star Seeker, daughter of Starlight Glimmer
>Thought her mother was cooler as a villain, much to Starlight's embarrassment.
>Believes most stallions other than her father aren't worth courting.
>Just as much of a magic nerd as the others.
>Ongoing rivalry with Sunspot to outdo each other.

>Eclipse, daughter of Moondancer.
>It's not actually her name, but it's all she'll answer to as an edgy teenager.
>Wants to stand out among her magic-loving family, but is secretly still a huge nerd.
>Dyes her mane black and wears black sweaters like Moondancer.
>Thinks her mother is underwhelming compared to her half-siblings' mothers.

>>27951736
I LIKE IT

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>>27951736
Mmm yes.

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Dammit, I just want a herd of mares that are protective of me. They're out working, bringing home the bread, while I'm home keeping the house and taking care of the kids.

Why do I have to have this shitty lonely life instead. Its not fucking fair

>>27951736
Would they call the mothers of their half-siblings "Mom" as well? Aunt?

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>>27951820
Life is only suffering, anon.

>>27951823

Probably, Aunt.

>>27951820
Just wait a couple decades, my dude.

VR will pave the way, we will have our deepest fantasies fulfilled, I'm sure of it.

>>27951823
Mom, of course!

>>27950727
I noticed you getting some praise for that in the other thread. I'll have to check it out.

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>>27951852

>Eclipse calls her half-sibling's mothers Mom but not Moondancer.
>Moondancer's suffering intensifies.

>>27951895
>Before long, Eclipse gets cornered about the issue and has to do the one thing her and her siblings dread above all else.
>A long talk with her neutral faced, but audibly disappointed father.
>It hurts more than any ass whooping ever could.

>>27951951

>Unfortunately, before she can apologize to her mother Moondancer has gone Full Midlife Crisis
>She attempts to do dangerous but cool stunts so that her daughter will be proud of her, risking her life in the process
>Eclipse realizes how badly she fucked up.

>>27949734
if your lucky a write fag will also like the start and use it as a prompt. it sometimes happens

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>>27951294
>>27951388
>>27951736
>>27951823
>>27951895
>>27951951
>>27951978
I NEED IT

>>27951736
Gross.

>>27951736
>>Believes most stallions other than her father aren't worth courting.
wew lad

>>27951951
>Anon doesn't say anything
>Just stares at her with the most disappointed face she's ever seen.
>After a few minutes of silence, Anon gets up without another word and walks out of the room
>Eclipse cries herself to sleep.

>Anon cannot flip the switch in his mind and can't help but see ponies as intelligent pets
>Gets all cutesy and babies them like he would a pet cat
>Marely mares feel emaresculated

>"Anon, stop it! Colts are watching!"
"Aww, don't be so grumpy. Would belly rubs make you feel better?"
>"...maybe."

>>27952258
>Anon reeds ponies sugar cubes as a reward for good behaviour
>He encourages them subconsciously to act cutsie around him

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>>27952321
>>He encourages them subconsciously to act cutsie around him
Oh boy.

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>>27951520
>the one wagon in the convoy that keeps rocking all nice as Twilight rocks her body against your hips, pinned to the wall by her heavy horse ass
>All you get is a "Thanks!" when she and every other mare there is done

>>27952418
I see nothing wrong with this.

>>27952628
sex without emotions is not sex worth having

>>27952648
This

>>27952648
Apathy is an emotion.

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>>27952648
I like you.

>>27952648
>You follow the warparty from a distance and provide ranged support unseen during battles.
>Twilight seeks you out at night for wild romps fueled by passion and the fear that it may be the last time you each other alive.

>>27952648
True

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>>27952682
I'd rather have that with good ol sunbutt.

Did that one story with Anon doing his own shit and RD being a total cunt keep going?

>>27952779
You mean like >>27927223?

>>27952779
AA decided to stop because writing Diggy Hole 2.0 is hard.

>>27952826
That's the one.

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>>27952827

“Wait you’re a mare?”
>”Of course I’m a mare, are you seriously telling me you thought I was a colt?”
>Rainbow did act like a guy most of the time, and her voice definitely sounded…
>”You bucker! You did, didn’t you?”
>So Rainbow looked really pissed now, you needed to diffuse this situation before things got really out of hand.
>”Well guess what, I’m girl, with girl parts!”
>Rainbow spun around, you didn’t even have time to react before her tail moved out of the way and flashed you her lady bits.
>”See girl parts.”
>Shaking her rump you tried to peel your eyes away.
“Rainbow”
>”If you think you’re getting any of this after that”
“All I asked if you and the weather team had planned for any bad weather tomorrow?”
>You were never going to ask her about the weather ever again.
>”Oh.”
>Slowly her tail lowered, but she didn’t turn back around.
“Tell you what, I’m just going to walk away and pretend today didn’t happen, sound good?”
>Though you couldn’t see her face, you saw Rainbow nod her head.

--
Now I know why Durnk likes writing while sloshed, it's pretty fun.

>>27952827
The new bs I'm trying to write actually continues from Rainbow being a cunt. And writing Diggy Hole 2.0 IS hard.

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>>27952927
Yes. This pleases me.

>>27952998
It's called "Just the Tip" and it starts off with Rainbow Dash trying to get Anon to give her a wingjob.

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>>27953151
Ya posting it here, or...?

>>27953165
Not yet. The outline's done but I have nothing other than the first little bit written. I'm just shilling like some kind of tool right now.

>>27950870
this

>>27951978

"Mom, what the fuck are you doing?!"
>You are Eclipse, and you have made a grievous error.
>"Language!"
>You rub the back of your neck after your father smacked it.
>Your mother, Moondancer, was currently dressed in a white jumpsuit, helmet, and balancing on motorcycle.
>In front of her was a steep ramp.
>She was attempting to jump GHASTLY GORGE on a unicycle of all things!
>"Proving I'm not lame!" Your mother responded, clearly nervous but resolute.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! You don't have to prove anything to me!"
>"It's not just about you!" She shouts down from the high up ramp.
>"It's about proving to EVERYPONY, myself included, that I am worth something! I hear what those snooty noble ponies say behind my back!"
>She sniffles, and your find yourself tearing up as well.
>"That I don't belong a royal herd, that they have no idea why your father loves me!"
>"Moonie, it doesn't matter what they think!" your father yells up at her.
>"Yes it does!"
>You see her pull her goggles down in front of her eyes.
>"A-And today I'm going to prove them ALL wrong!"
>"Moondancer, you could die or seriously injure yourself!" your other mother, Twilight yells up at her just as worried as the rest of you.
>"I-If that's the price I have to pay, so be it!"
>Your eyes widened as she pushes forward and starts accelerating down the ramp.
>"I AM A REAL MARE!" she screams as the wheels spin faster and faster.
>Mom Twilight immediately takes off into the air after her, aiming to grab her before she actually made it into the air.
>You wanted to scream, to cover your eyes, to look away.
>But all you could do is watch in horror as your mother sped down that ramp.
>Your horror intensified as Twilight overshot it and missed Mom, who went flying off the ramp screaming at the top of her lungs.

>>27953463
>"Stallions and Gentlemares, we are gathered here today..."
>You don't hear any of the words the old priest is saying.
>All you can do is stare at the colt, hard gravestone that has your mother's name on it.

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>>27953540
NO
DONT
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

>>27953540
>"This gift was in poor taste." Moondancer says.
>"Maybe a 'Everything turned out fine party' with a theme of irony was a bad idea."
No sad ending here.

>>27953551
>"Surprise!"
>Dirt flies everywhere as Pinkie Pie bursts out of your mother's grave.
>Balloons float away and confetti settles over everypony.
>"Welcome to the "Your Mother Was Only Pretending To Be Dead Because I Wouldn't Let Her Leave My Basement Until She Agreed To It" party!"
>This is why your dad doesn't let you talk to Pinkie Pie.

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>>27953568

>>27953564
>>27953551

She's dead, Anons.

>>27953615
RIP tuftbearded sweater horse, she smelled funny anyway.

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>>27953564
>>27953568
>It was all just jokes!
>Yeah, she's totally fine!
>Right guys!?
>...
>Right?

>>27953615

>>27953641

>Anon kills whoever put that on her headstone

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Tiny short story
>You are Pinkie Pie
>Your best friend who is also a colt decided to get a job at your old rock farm!
>Dad's getting old and Mom insisted that he stop working so hard, so they decided to hire somepony for the first ever time EVER!
>And guess who had a Pie family recommendation?
>That's right!
>Your bestest male friend, Anonymous!
>He's the hardest-working, least delicate colt you've EVER seen.
>Plus he was willing to work for WAY below minimum wage if it meant that he got room and board too.
>The farm gets help and all they have to do is give him a bed, 3 meals a day, and pocket change.
>Everypony wins!
>It's been WAY too long since you saw your sisters, so it's going to be such a fun adventure with you, Maud, Limestone, Marble Pie, and Anon!
>Oh, you hope they all get along.
>The girls haven't really been exposed to stallions other than Dad.
>Like, ever.
>Things could get a bit awkward if you aren't careful.
>But careful is practically your middle name!
>Not literally, but it doesn't matter.
>....it's going to be a long trip, though.
>You sure hope that Anon likes Monopony.
>Because you're REAAALLLY good at it!
>And if he thinks that you're going to go easy on him 'cause he's a colt, then he he's got another thing coming!
>They don't call you "We're Never Playing Monopony With You Ever Again, Pinkie, Now Get Out Of My House" for nothing, silly!

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>>27953762
>You are Anon
>After a long trip filled with countless games of Monopony, you have come to the conclusion that Pinkie Pie is the devil and you are never playing another board game with her ever again.
>You're pretty sure she tried to get you to barter your soul to her at some point, but you can't really remember; that 5th round of Monopony is a bit of a blur.
>"Are we there yet?"
"Pinkie, it's YOUR house. You tell me."
>Pinkie plasters herself to the train window, nearly flattening herself on the glass pane.
>"We're here! Oh, I can't wait to introduce you to my sisters!"
>She looks around for eavesdroppers and then gets in real close.
>Close enough that you can see your reflection in her big, blue eyes.
>"Keep an eye out for Maud, okay Anon? She can be a bit of a devil in the sheets, if you know what I mean."
>You push her back and look her dead in the eye.
"I'm not going to have sex with your sisters, Pinkie."
>Pinkie pulls back and grips her cheeks with her hooves in shock.
>"What?! Anon, Mom taught me to NEVER to put that kind of pressure on a colt to do something like that! My sisters and I used to make blanket forts all the time when we were younger."
>She pulls a bedsheet out from no where and waves it in the air.
>With an audible -POP-, it unfolds into a miniature camping tent, which Pinkie places on the ground.
>She darts inside of it (despite it being too small for her to logically fit inside) and the inside goes black.
>All you can see are her big eyes peering out at you.
>Also her tail is poking out from behind the tent.
>"She's really serious about her blanket forts, Anon. Rules and everything! No running, no horseplay, and no peeing in the pool!"
>She stays in the tent for the ten minutes it takes for the train conductor to come inside your cart and tell you to get out.
>You're starting to regret agreeing to work at the Pie's farm.

>>27953762
>>Marble Pie
>the only Pie listed with their last name included
My autism is showing again.

Green.

Will make a paste for it when this is done.

>Dawn stirs you from your bedroll, the others already up and packing.
>"Hurry up, Lieutenant Armor, We haven't got long," Brass says sharply before setting her helmet on her head.
>Scrambling to your hooves, you start rolling up your sleeping accomodations and uncliping your armor from your packs.
>Regretfully, you have to skip doing up your mane and polishing your hooves, but you manage to get ready just after the others.
>Putting on your helmet to cover your horrendous bedmane, you follow them out.
>In the streets of town, you do your best to keep looking ahead, standing proud.
>You are one of Equestria's guards, you are a display of strength, you must stand tall, for your country.
>A shadow passes over you, belonging to a minotaur in plate armor and carrying a sword longer than you are tall.
>Turning back, you keep your eyes locked on Brass and the others, heart pounding like a drum.
>Don't show fear, prove you belong here.
>This is a mission from Celestia, and you were chosen to come.
>Over the buildings ahead, an oddly misshapen stone arch becomes visible.
>However, as you get closer, it's shape becomes more defined, and you begin to feel a sense of awe.
>What looked like a lumpy arch from a distance proves to be creatures, carved out of stone and given the semblance of life.
>Ornate scales cover a draconic beast, while a ursa major's hide glitters with stars.
>You can't help but stare as you get closer.
>Reaching the entrance, the street opens up immensly, and you can see the full magnificence of the arch.
>It makes you feel like one of the tourists you see on patrols, gawking at the castle.
>Managing to tear your eyes from the artwork, you see Brass and the others a bit ahead, talking with a pair of armored minotaurs.
>Cows, since they both lack distinct horns.

>>27953948


>It would be hard to tell otherwise, what with how much armor they're wearing, and just like the minotaur earlier, they're both carrying massive weapons.
>The one from yesterday, Anna, you think, is carrying a massive looking sword, sort of.
>It looks more like a sword that wasn't intended to be a sword, all wavy and with a really thick base.
>The other has a weapon more like what the guard carries, a Lance and shield, though both are several times larger.
>Your own spear feels like a toothpick compared to that thing.
>"All here?" you hear Anna say, her voice cutting through the soft morning noises surrounding you, "Alright, now we have two rules you all have to follow."
>"One, if we're not fighting, you listen to what we tell you to do. These lands are dangerous, and extremely different from your Equestrian ones."
>"And two, if we are fighting, you either fight with us, or hide. We don't need you getting in our way or dying."
>"Got that?"
>Brass nods before turning to you and the other lieutenants, and you all nod as well.
>"Good, now let's get moving, we have a lot of ground ahead of us."
~~~
>Scanning the job request, you sigh, before putting your shoulder to the wagon's handle.
>You drew the short straw, so you're stuck pulling the supplies today.
>As long as you don't have to haul one of the ponies too, you'll be fine.
>Despite being so small, they're surprisingly heavy, and unfortunately, the're also not very good at long distance travel.
>The lunch break will have to be extra long, and dinner will probably have to be early...
>"Hey, cart lady, you haven't even introduced yourself," one of the ponies says, a light grey pegasus.
>Not gracing her with a response, you push on the wagon harder, picking up your pace a step.
>"Don't just ignore me, I'm talking to you."
>"Don't mind them," Anna says, "They're not really friendly with strangers."
>"More like a jerk if you ask me," Stormy huffs, walking back over to the other ponies.

>>27953948
GREEEEEEN

>>27953960


>You give Anna a small smile, barely visible behind your helmet.
>The heavier armor may be a bit of a pain, but it's better than dealing with mares.
>Your last group almost got themselves killed trying to protect you, even though you certainly didn't need it.
>At that point, you had to cancel the hunt and drag three seriously injured ponies back to town.
>As long as they don't find out, this hunt will go fine.
>Unless the colt causes too many issues, and he will.
>That too always happens.
>They see you as an important figure, and thus cling to you.
>Even moreso when the fighting starts, and that just leads to problems again.
>If they're behind you, you can't dodge, and there's no way you're blocking things like a head on Iron Boro charge.
>And today, you're stuck with both.
>"Take a look out that way," you hear Anna say, drawing your attention up, "There's a herd of Orein Elk. They're fairly common in the plains and woods around here, and don't worry, they're quite passive."
>"If they're passive, why are you brining it up? The red maned unicorn asks.
>"Well, Cherry, I figured you all would want to learn a little about the local wildlife and plants, in case something happens."
>Brass speaks up, saying, "Knowledge is a powerful thing, especially when in unfamiliar places."
>"That's right. Just take those flowers up ahead, for instance," Anna says, gesturing to a patch of soft pink flowers, "While they may look harmless, they're actually filled with a delayed toxin that causes paralysis."
>"Eat a few too many, you'll die before your body gets over it, and you will rot and feed the flowers."
>The three less experienced ponies gulp, while you spot a smile on the commander.
>"But just because something is dangerous doesn't mean it isn't useful. This flower, we cultivate and refine it in town, and turn it into pellets we use to help capture some monsters."
>Leaving the info session to her, you continue down the hunters trail.

>>27953968

>Everything is going fine and dandy until you notice the colt, Shiny something or other approaching you.
>"Excuse me, miss?"
>Here it comes...
>"Do you think you could teach me how to use a spear better? During breaks and at the end of day and stuff, I mean."
>Staring down at him, he shakes and shies away at your gaze, but does not retreat.
>Neither his question nor his reaction are quite what you expected, and this gets you thinking.
>He's at the very least braver than the other colts you have seen.
>But a colt is still a colt until proven otherwise.
>With a heavy step, you push the cart, making him scramble out of the way before returning to his comrades.
~~~
>Watching Anon scare off Shining, you feel yourself let out a small sigh.
>He's a nice colt, but Anon's got a good reason too.
>Keeping your eyes out for trouble, you also scan the hunter trail, looking for tracks that don't belong.
>In the distance, there's a sudden, shrill whistle both you and Anon recognize.
"Get behind the cart now!" you exclaim, herding the ponies to the right side while Anon takes his shield off and uses it to extend your cover.
>With you at the front and Anon at the back, ponies between you, you peek around into the field.
>The herd of Orein Elk, still visible, are shifting around, dazed by the Thunderlung's initial attack.
>A nasty beast that has left many a hunter with permenant damage, it tromps out of the far trees, towards the confused herd.
>Reptilian, and with an appearance close to desert lizards, wide and flat; it is most easily identified by the two large horns on it's head.
>These horns are the source of the whistle, though it's intesity was severely diminished from the range.
>The elk, however, are not as lucky, as such close proximity causes their very sense of balance has been disrupted by the power.
>Even from this distance, you notice the beast inflating slightly, and you quickly turn to the ponies.

>>27953978


"Cover your ears," you say, blocking your own with your hands.
>There's a crack of thunder, and the grass bends with the shockwave as the Thunderlung expels an explosive, focused breath.
>Peering out again, you see it focused on the ground, the herd scattering as best as it can, a fair number of them missing.
>Head suddenly rearing up, the Thunderlung swallows an elk whole before grabbing more in it's jaw and turning back to the forest.
>You wait for it to dissapear into the trees before motioning to the others that it's okay.
>"Wh... what was that?" Cherry asks, looking around.
"We call it a Thunderlung, a nasty beast that uses sound to attack."
"That first whistle was it stunning the elk, and the thunder sound was a shockwave it can fire."
>"It shoots shockwaves?"
"Ever seen a confetti popper? it's a good example of how it works. It builds up pressure in a special organ in it's chest, before releasing it out it's mouth in an instant."
"The direct shockwave is enough to easily kill smaller or more fragile creatures and severely injure larger ones like us if we're too close."
"Even this far away, if we didn't cover our ears, the pressure wave could have caused some disorientation or lightheadedness."
>"A well timed warning then," Brass says, with a slight bow, "Thank you."
"It's part of my job," you reply with a smile, "now let's get moving again, we need to cover as much ground as we can, before the target moves too far."
>"You know where it's going to be then, right?" Stormy asks, taking to the air.
"We have a fairly good idea. Your scout reports with the job got compared to some of our tracking history by our logistics group, and they provided me a map along with the supply wagon this morning."
>There's a creak as the wagon starts moving again, Anon back on the handle.
"We should get moving, I don't think it ate all it's kills so smaller predators will be flocking to the area soon."
>"Agreed. Troops, packs on, let's move."

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>He doesn't respond, and it just makes you wish this was a hunt with just you and him.
>The two of you creeping through the trees, crawling through mud, fighting back to back.
>Huddling up next to eachother by a fire, barely covered from the rain.
>When you laid a challenge to earn his hand, and he accepted.
>Beating all who came, and embracing him before all.
>Him embracing you back...
>A warm tingling wraps around your chest at the memory, covering the slight sadness from his lack of interaction.
>You just have to wait till tonight, when the ponies are asleep.
~~~

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