Nightly Scilight Thread #111

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I want my r9klight

>>27922895
We all do.

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>>27922875
Here goes a prompt:
>Twilight has to go in a top secret mission to recover her mojo.

>>27922934
I had that picture on my old PC and posted it here
that PC is broken now so thank you for posting this Anon
you are a true Patriot

the first time I saw that I actually didn't notice snake

>>27922895
Thanks for your input.

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>>27922971
The post you are emulating was actually: "Thank you for your input."
>>27922948
Me neither. I guess that camo was useful, after all.

>>27922987
Actually I made the first post so I should know what I said.

>>27923004
Well, it seems you don't.

>>27923009
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Thanks%20for%20your%20input/

Ctrl+F "Thanks for your input"
The original conversation starts 6th result and works its way up to 3 until hitting my post from this thread.

>>27923038
Thanks for your input.
:^)

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>>27923053
u cheeky wanker

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>page 10
>no sciency eqg Twilight to go to church with
It hurts

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The corpse of NST rises again!

I miss you guys, wish I had the time or motivation to write more but life is kinda blogposty these days. I still think I'll finish Trainerlight someday but clearly not in a timely manner.

>>27924888
Yay
I love you guys

>>27924888
Wanna blogpost?
Wouldn't mind if you do

>>27922875
>Jeff will never continue that RPlight green.

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Even if I say that you guys are cucks, I love you all.
I am also very drunk.

>>27926211
well, that's not the picture i wanted to post but you guess the point.

Moondancer is a whore.

>>27926757
she is a whorse

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>>27926757
wow rude

If you guys weren't into Lesbian NTR or overly hostile maybe more people would come back and Chronos would stop being such a ladyboi or jojo would get some damn chicken

>>27927974
>jojo would get some damn chicken
literally what

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>>27927974
Dykeshit

>>27927974
Where is the NTR in this general? I don't see any.

>>27928041
I think he means cock.
Because JoJo likes chicken.

>>27925138
Naaaaah, I'm no Eqg :^)
>>27927974
>Chronos would stop being a lady boy
You got me down to the bone m8, cheers to you for paying attention! I doubt the lesbian tones of this thread effect that though.

>>27928112
Anon, you have to be blind not to see it.
This thread is more cucked than the Anons in the ''Marital Problems Thread''

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>>27928148
>implying liking a ship makes you a cuck
WeW

>>27928148
>Writefag writes a story where Twilight likes girls
>This is somehow relatable to Twilight being in a relationship with Anon, only to be whisked away by her new lesbian lover
Two completely different ideas

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>>27928041

>>27927974
>into lesbians
The pro-lesbian group is a vocal minority. Regard the IP count.
>hostile
Newfag.
>ladyboi
Tell us your kink because you clearly called him that because he didn't do it. :^)

>>27928379
>he proves my point with this entire post

>>27928166
>>27928182
Nah, wasn't talking about writefags boyo. They aren't into cucking unlike the anons they write for. Hell, Chronos even cucks his waifu to unhealty levels.
Liking a ship makes you a cuck if you waifu any of the characters involved in said ship.
Cucks.

>>27928407
>Nah, wasn't talking about writefags boyo.
neither was I

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>>27928407
>Liking a ship makes you a cuck if you waifu any of the characters involved in said ship.
That's retarded though. You're retarded. Stop being retarded.

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>>27927974
>/nst/ opposed to straightshit
Obviously you've read none of the essential fics in this thread.
We're not opposed to straightshit. We're just opposed to creepy haremfics or "all the mares want Anon's cock for literally no reason at all" trash.

I'm going to assume that you're butthurt because people badmouthed your repeated attempts at tasteless Twilight rapefic multiple times. Try writing actually enticing story for once and people will accept it.

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>>27928407
>not shipping your fictional waifu with another grill in the same show
You're taking a horse cartoon for little girls a little too seriously there, brother.

>>27928490
Whatever you say Andrew c.k

>>27928533
Isten áldd meg a magyart, you motherfucker. Don't fucking use his name here.

>>27928563
Oops. Not Andrew. I meant Louis

>>27928602
Doesn't matter how he calls himself. He changed his pretty easy to read surname to a pseudo acronym just to be a special snowflake.

I bet he's a legit buzi.

>S4Slight
This is nice school DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

>>27928476
>>27928512
I guess people don't like getting called out on their shitty fetishes.
Now, I am going to fap to traps and women with the bodies of a 12 year old boy, like the patrician I am.
Goodbye cucks.
I wanna say that I love this general, but I do think some of you are cucks.

>>27928825
cucks for shipping a fictional character with another fictional character?

>>27928825
links? plz?

>>27928853
Look, little dudebro who waifus a literal cunt, if you feel that way you should go back to your little circlejerk on facebook.
How sad is the fact that this is the most active this thread has been since the thread 100? Fuck.

>>27929026
You mean since two days ago when Jeff told us about the their Star Wars III recreation.

>>27929026
except I dont waifu a cunt
and this isnt the most active thread since 100

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>>27928407

>>27929185
Who's your waifu? I'll draw you chucking her Chronos

>>27929195
anon stop acting retarded

>>27929238
I draw you getting cucked by Twilight if you don't watch it buddy.

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>>27929195
>I'll draw you chucking her
>Chucking
It's Derpy.

>>27929269
Oops I meant "Cucking". I'll draw you doing so with Twilight. Is that good? Don't worry. I know how you look IRL

>>27929286
Mind if it's Moondancer? It's funnier to me that way because she's always for sexual in my NST stories.

>>27929252
Cucking is actually my fetish when it's 2D girls.
Feel free to draw that.
I'm not paying for it though.

>>27929301
why do I feel like you are false flagging

>>27929305
I don't know what that means.

>>27929138
lol that wasn't Jeff. It was just the random fucko that's in their OW group. The story would have been well written if it had been Jeff.

Expect it to be finished tomorrow because Jeff and co decided to run one D&D and two OW sessions in one weekend so we can try (emphasis try) to get off the damned boat. This Moondancer Waifu War is turning into Jeff's personal white whale. It even spilled over into our D&D group.

>>27929324
You niggas need to be bullied family

>>27929350
why

>>27929350
Bullies tend to have a bad time when they're around me.

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>>27929138
>People here can't recognize writing styles
Wew.
>>27929416
>.webm related
>>27929144
You know what also isn't active?
Your wife's son.

>>27929449
I don't know why my sentence would make you think of an old cheesy Bale movie titled after the similar looking ult of an edge lord from a video game.

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>>27929324
>It even spilled over into our D&D group.
>There's a dnd group
>Moondancer's also in it
gibe story, senpai

>>27929449
>>People here can't recognize writing styles
I didn't read it actually. I just assumed it was him because he had posted a pastebin about another game long time ago. Sorry about that.

>>27929503
This
I want to read it

gay

>>27929687
>>27929503
>The story of the Waifu who keeps getting away with it

>>27929724
GIBE DE STORY, B0SSSSSS

Chronos holds his derpy plush while cucking her erping with Jeff over moondancer

Bored. Might draw. Leave your requests.

>>27929833
Twilight cuck art pls

>>27929848
Look man, I can barely draw women as it is. I could never pull off something with TWO women in one picture.

>>27929810
Once upon a time there was a whorse who got away with stabbing Filipino traps unprovoked and got literally everyone but like 2 or 3 people to waifu her and acting like awkward beta virgin neckbears trying to win her over.

>>27929833
Twilight riding Sapphire Savior's dick while Anon looks on aghast
>t-twilight???
>"u-unf~ nothing p-p-personnel--- ahh~ anon!"

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>>27929833
Jeff cucking IceMan with EQGWF or Chronos.
Have some reference.

>>27929833
I've reconsidered. You all have horrible ideas. Please evaluate your life decisions.

>>27929833
>>27929898
Oh, Jeff is the blonde guy in the middle, Chronos is the one at his right and EQGWF is the one at his left (Jeff's left).
IceMan is the one sitting with Chronos.
>>27929917
Pls.

>>27929872
das some good salt, b0ss. Tastee

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>>27929898
Delivered

>>27929898
Let's be real. The real writefag group is way uglier and pastier than those guys. Cringier also. I was there at the convention senpai

>in only war right now
>all the PC's are getting naked

>>27930208
I'm not sure I follow.

>>27930174
I don't know why there's a sudden influx of SugarLight pics, but I like it

>>27930218
some of the writefags are doing that rp thing that was mentioned earlier

>>27930208
thats not really happening

>>27930237
What's that have to do with PCs getting naked?

>>27930197
The cringiest one isn't even in the picture

>>27930302
>>27930267

It's a locker room scene. We're hazing Starlight. We ended up drawing blood.

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>>27930330
I don't know what's going on

>>27930337
>>27930337
Full storytime tomorrow. Sorry for "liveblogging", I just thought it was funny out of context

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>>27930368
I think it's time for me to go to bed.

>>27930337
its some guy pretending to be part of OW

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>>27930399
>Pretending
Y-yeah... there's NO WAY that's a thing that was happening...

>>27930197
I was there to, they all need to be about 15 pounds heavier at that.

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>>27930068
>"Anonymous."
"Gyaaaaahh!"
>Anon fumbles with the TwiPad, startled. He manages to lock the screen after a few failed attempts.

"Wh-what's up, Twilight? I was just—"
>"Give it here," commands Twilight, extending her hand. "I saw what you were looking at."
>Anon gulps, feeling a bit like a pervert caught with his hands in Twilight's panty drawer during one of her "I'm on my period" weeks.
>It was totally not his fault! A man's got his needs and—

>"Give it here," commands Twilight again, biting off each syllable this time.
>Anon looks at the stern expression on Twilight's face, and back at the now dimming TwiPad.
>And back at Twilight.
>Her expression hasn't softened one bit.

>Sighing, Anon extends his arms, offering the portable porno device to the raging she-demon.
"I-I was just, heh heh, you know, reading some news on—"
>"Quiet please," chides Twilight, flicking the device back on.
>An embarrassingly lewd picture of Trainer Moonie fills the lock screen.
>She stares at it for a moment, and then stares at Anon.
"I can explain the Moondancer picture."
>Twilight shakes her head.
>"Too many waifus *will* ruin your laifu someday, Anonymous."

>With remarkable precision, Twilight enters the 12-digit password without stopping.
>She then turns the glowing screen facing Anon.
>"Now, explain THIS."
>She's pointing at a picture that Anon had been staring at moments before.

>Anon's face glows dull-red with embarrassment.
>Despite the distinctively cartoonish artstyle, the picture leaves very little to the imagination.
>And as angry as she is, even Twilight is sweating visibly. Her cheeks are rosy with arousal.
>Anon groans and droops his head, more in an effort to come up with an excuse than from the embarrassment.
>"What. Is. This? Answer me, mister."
>Twilight points again at the explicit depiction of internet friendship.
>Anon tugs at his collar, trying desperate to hide the growing turgidity of his member.

>>27930638
>Too many waifus *will* ruin your laifu
was that a reference or unintentional
also hey nohooves is here!

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>>27930652
I have read the dreaded fic

>>27930638
"It's.... It's a caricature."
>Twilight glares at Anon.
>"Caricature of WHAT, pray tell?"
>Shit.
"Uhh.... Leif Erikson colonizing Philippines while the pope is watching?"
>To no one's surprise, Twilight doesn't buy that excuse.

>"This... This is outrageously pornographic!"
>Twilight paces around the couch, tossing the TwiPad aside.
>"I mean, okay, I *can* understand the naked Moondancer with anal beads shaped like Pokeballs. I am kind of okay with the Indigo Zap pin-up posters—"
"Wait, how do you know about the Indie posters?"
>"Because you bought it using *my* credit card and then hung it up on the cockpit wall!"
>Oh, right.

>"But this. THIS???"
>Twilight picks up the TwiPad again, pointing again at the hopelessly decadent caricature of platonic friendship.
>She opens her mouth to speak, then notices Anon's blatantly erect member pitching a tent in his pants.
>She stares at it for a long minute, as though daring it to subside.
>Stupid, stupid boner.

>"Unbelievable," Twilight finally breaks the silence. "Of all the times to pop a boner..."
"I'm really sorry—"
>"No sex for a month."
"WHAT? Wait, this isn't fair—"
>"And I'm locking my panty drawer."
>Anon curls into a ball on the couch and whimpers.
>This is going to be a long month.

And that's it! Thanks for watching Equestria Girls: Random Greens short!

>>27929833
Sunny and twi being comfy from boringlight story

>>27930694
this
Twi and Sunny are really cute when they are comfy

>>27699229

>Oh, you were so excited.
>A new lesson to learn--and all thanks to Discord.
>What to do pressed on your mind as you dressed yourself.
>How does one learn empathy?
>You thought you might go to the library to find some books on it.
>As you pulled out your library card, Discord’s voice rang in your mind.
>”You have to feel. External details can be deceiving.”
>Books--at least those you were thinking of at the time--happened to be non-feeling and consist solely of details.
>So, you put your library card away and reracked your reading clothes.
>What could somebody do to learn empathy? Empathize.
>You had to throw yourself into a horrible situation and try to understand the plight of everyone involved.
>The mall came to mind. It was a horrible, loud, busy place with smelly poor people and overweight police officers, sans the police.
>But you already had your feelings set in place about that whole subject, didn’t you? There was nothing you could do to change it about that situation, so it was useless to try and empathize with the mall goers.
>After that, you thought you might go to the zoo.
>Animal rights activists are always telling people to “think of the animals”.
>Spike was the only animal you ever cared about though, so that was a no go.
>”Where are we going, egghead?” asked your bodyguard as she entered.
>Her leather jacket squeaked as she leaned against the door.
>”Nowhere, I guess. Unless you’re a nudist now.”
“I’m trying to think of where we could go,” you replied.
>”Why?”
>You threw down a spotted minx fur coat in frustration of her ignorance.
“So I can learn how to empathize with people and repair my relationship with Dr. RedHeart. Isn’t it obvious?”
>”Yeah nah mate. All I see around here is some crumpled clothes and separated shoes.”
>She bent down and started to tidy up the mess.
“Don’t do that. It helps the creative flow.”
>”You’re crazy.”

>>27930827

>Rainbow Dash looked around the room for a second before grabbing a short skirt and a long jacket.
“Really? The weather says this is supposed to be the coldest day in a decade.”
>She threw them at you, knocking your glasses off. Luckily they fell into a pile of jeans.
>”Get dressed. We’re going for a walk. I know just where to take you.”
“Where?”
>”Exactly where I’m thinking.”
“No, what place is it?”
>”It’s the place I’m thinking of. Hurry up.”

>You reluctantly dressed yourself.
>While you were upset she wouldn’t tell you where she had in mind, the mystery was also sort of exciting.
>She brought you out to the car, opened your door for you, closed it, and got into her own seat on the driver’s side.
>It kicked into motion and sped away from the safety of your mansion, bound for a strange new land.
>She drove by the mall. She drove by the library. She drove by the hospital, which to be honest, you would have done too.
>Then you got to downtown Canterlot.
>You figured she would be taking the pike out to another town, but she missed the turn.
>Clearly she wasn’t going east. Perhaps she wanted to get on the interstate and head west, you thought.
>She missed that turn too.
>Eventually, she pulled into some huge empty parking lot with enough cracks and holes that it would make the plot to the Dark Rook Rises look coherent.
>Then she threw the car into park, turned it off, and got out.
>Well, that couldn’t be right.
>There was no way she would want to show you downtown Canterlot, right?
>That was where all the poor people lived, not people who could help you learn empathy.
“Why are we stopped here?”
>”This is it.”
“That’s funny.”
>”I’m not joking. This is it.”
“You know, it’s quite cruel to play with me like this while I’m still trying to get the handle on humor.”

>>27930827
and SeaUrchin is back too?
tonight is a good night

>>27930839

>”I’m not playing with you, egghead. Jeez, for someone so smart, you’re slow on the draw sometimes.”
>You turned away from Rainbow Dash and looked out the window at the city.
>The once pristine red bricks were dark, covered in dirt and grime and god knows what else.
>The walls fortunate enough to avoid such filth seemed to have crumbled away years ago, leaving either holes in walls or holes in walls that had been boarded up.
>You opened the car door and got out.
>A horrendous smell threatened to knock you over when it hit.
>Your heels crushed the cold dirt beneath you as you gingerly walked away from the car.
>A sudden hand on your shoulder brought a fright to you, and you jumped, and instantly reached for a bottle of pepper spray in your pocket.
>”Chill, dude!” shouted Rainbow Dash.
>You breathed a sigh of relief and gave her a snarl.
“Not very wise, given our current location.”

>”Look, egghead. You see that over there?”
>She pointed off in the distance.
>You squinted, trying to get a better look at whatever it was.
>”It’s shut up and let’s go.”
>With a slap on your back prompting you, you begin to walk.
“I don’t like this.”
>”Yeah well I wanted to do some ollies off that ugly statue in your courtyard. Guess neither of us win today.”
>You replied with a grunt and left it at that, discontent to argue any further with the woman who would likely save your life on multiple occasions throughout the day.
>After five minutes, the parking lot was a long ways behind the two of you.
>You hadn’t been mugged yet, so that was a good sign.
>It was still unsettling, though, being around all those poor people.
>Poor people had no self control. They were aggressive and dirty and conniving and ill mannered and all sorts of nasty things.

>>27930847

>You should know. Your father told you a lot about the poor people suffocating Canterlot.
>You also had some direct experience with the poor. Running the city of Canterlot taught you a lot about how leechy those people were.
“I don’t like this place.”
>”Nobody does.”
“I want to go home. The lesson is over.”
>”Oh, it’s only just starting, egghead!”
>Cold!
>Your jacket is torn away from you, leaving you shivering there in a short skirt and a button down.
“Rainbow Dash!”
>”Smell ya later!”
>You whipped around to try and yank your jacket back, but she was already half a block away.
>A gust of icy wind ripped across your flesh.
>Your knees buckled together, closing the gap your skirt left.
“Get back here! Rainbow Dash, you jerk!”
>She was a blue dot on the horizon when it all went blurry.
>You brought a hand up to your eyes and wiped away a tear.
“You big jerk,” you mumbled.
>Another gale forced your arms to your sides.
>You hugged yourself tightly in an effort to conserve heat.
>Great. Now what?
>You looked around nervously. Around any corner, there could have been someone waiting to pounce on you.
>Take advantage of you.
>You were fragile. Small. Weak.
>Alone.

>You started down the street back to your car.
>Staying on the edge of the sidewalk was top priority. You didn’t want to be anywhere near the plethora of drug valleys between those rundown buildings.
>On the bright side, it was still morning, so you could see relatively clearly into the alleyways.
>Nobody looked like they were ready to rape you.
>You breathed a sigh of relief as the empty parking lot came into view.
>All you had to do was find your car and then realize your car wasn’t there anymore.
>Where was your car?
>Oh no.
>No, no, no.
“Rainbow Dash! You’re fired!”
>Your eyes angrily scanned the area for something to destroy.
>Aha, a tin can.

>>27930856

>You marched over to it, intent to kick it half way to kingdom come, but tripped on it instead.
>The pavement slammed against your tailbone when you fell down, sending waves of pain through your bottom.
>On the bright side, the pain warmed you up a bit.
>After a minute of sitting there with your body contorted in pain, you eased up enough to start moving again.
>Well, you knew the way back home. You could walk there.
>As you stood up, another brisk wind rushed by.
>It set your hairs on end and knocked the glasses right off your face.
>You could hear a little crack when they hit the ground.
>A sense of dread filled you as you dropped down and frantically felt around for your eyes.
>Your fingertips brushed against the frigid plastic and brought the pair back up to your eyes.
>Vision returned to you...mostly.
>The left lense had three large cracks starting in the bottom corner that ran the span of it.
>Well, on the bright side, you had four lenses now.
>And that was good because you could...
“Oh, who am I kidding?”
>You hung your head and began walking.
>It was a long way back home.

>Your jaw stiffened up after about five minutes.
>You curled your lips, trying to bring some flexibility back to it.
>Trying to control your mouth brought attention to how violently your teeth were chattering.
>It became painfully obvious to you that you wouldn’t make it home in your condition.
>You needed something warm. A jacket. A heavy blanket.
>Hell, you would have settled for some stockings at that point.
>Anything to help against the cold.
>Craning your neck, you looked for some nice clothes you could put on.
>The closest thing you found was a tattered wool jacket lying in a pile of wet leaves.
>You picked it up. It lifted like a sheet of cardboard it was so stiff.

>>27930872

“Right. I guess clothing is off the table.”
>The next best thing was finding a warm place to rest for a while before the feeling returned to your fingers and you could head out again.
>Now, that wouldn’t have been so hard if your criteria was a little looser.
>There were plenty of alleys around, and even more boarded up buildings with the flickering lights of fires inside them.
>The thing is, they were all full of people.
>Poor people from downtown Canterlot were not what you wanted to interact with.
>You resolved to tough it out until a nice private room became available.
>Until that point, some pleasant conversation was welcomed.
“If I killed myself, they’d have to move my body deep enough below the surface that the heat from the mantle would keep me warm. Although that wouldn’t really help me too much all things considered. If I killed somebody else, I could crawl in with them and enjoy warmth that way. Or maybe I could just dig the hole myself. Yeah, I’ll build a shovel and dig right through all this hard concrete and frozen dirt. Great idea, you idiot.”

>You sighed, then instantly cursed at yourself for wasting that precious hot breath on the air instead of your hands.
>Bringing your arms up from your side, you cupped them in front of your mouth and exhaled.
>You rubbed the heat into them and brought them back to your sides where they could keep your chest warm.
>At some point, you looked down at your watch.
>It was probably noon, but it could have been 1:00. Hell, could have been 3:00 for all you knew.
>Time seemed to flow one hundred times slower every minute you spent out there. Eventually, it just gets too difficult to keep track of.

>>27930878

“Hey, I know that sign,” you said, coming up to the giant green billboard indicating you’d be under the Canterlot Pass bridge in about half of a mile.
>Well, you said something close enough to that, at least.
>The chittering sounds you made with your teeth could form those words if run through a speech analyzer.
>One half of a mile.
>You could do that. That was perfectly doable.
>Underneath it there was sure to be some protection from the cold.
>Some dark crevice you could climb into and curl up in.
>Some...something.
>You could walk there and warm up, and then keep on on your way home.
>You could do that.
>You just needed to rest.
>Slowly, you made your way over to the stone steps of a fairly large apartment building.
>The door was large. It survived its years of neglect fairly well.
>On it was a golden plaque with “Canterlot Gardens” engraved in it.

>You heard stories about it when you were a little girl.
>Your old principal, Celestia, used to live there. She said it had over two thousand apartments.
>You ran the numbers on those front steps.
>There was a .007% chance that every room was filled.
>With probability figures like those, who needs friends?
>No? Not funny?
>With a grumble, you pushed the door open with your baby blue hands and walked in.
>It was at least three degrees warmer inside than out there, so that was a plus.
>The average homeless person would want to grab whatever room they could as quickly as they could, which meant the first few floors would most likely be full and not worth your time.
>That, along with the fact that heat rises, meant your destination was up.
>Seven floors should do the trick, you thought.
>Now, what actually happened was you made it halfway up the first flight before the energy left your legs.
>You sat down and curled up in a ball, shivering more than a leaf on the autumn wind.
>By the way, fuck autumn.

>>27930893

And you know what else you should fuck? Character limits. I'm just trying to post a fucking story and every god damn time I paste the chunk it's "hurr ur a tousend characrs over the limit pls kill yourself". I couldn't even fit my end-of-update-message in that post. What a load of crap. And while we're at it. Fuck this captcha. I clicked all your storefronts, mother fucker. I clicked them and you gave me the green check mark. Don't fucking tell me I mistyped the captcha and have to do it all over again. Meme magic my ass. I blame moot.

Oh and uh, updated pastebin I guess. http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK

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>>27931087

>>27931129
FREEDOM is magic

>>27930905
Its okay, su. Try splitting it beforehand! Wordcounters can count characters!
Thanks for the update, I'll have to check it on the morrow

>>27924390
That does sound nice

>>27929286
>>27929295
>Wait all night for art.
>Wake up in the morning
>Still no art.
Either I've been ruse cruised or they're actually putting some love into this! Either way I'll check in occasionally to see if Drawfriend delivers.

>>27930068
>jeff cucking iceman with eqgwf
Thank you, familia, 11/10.

>>27932422
Pretty sure it will a ruse cruise

>>27932808
Well, I have been thoroughly rused. I was actually looking forward to it too :'^).

>>27930827
I really like this Twilight.
>>27930839
>with enough cracks and holes that it would make the plot to the Dark Rook Rises look coherent.
Exactly. Like, how the hell did Bruce got back to Gotham in less than 10 hours?
Why was the actress playing Talia so bad?
Was he a big guy for me or the pain would be extreme for me?
>>27930856
What a dick move from RD, m8. I meant, I see what she is trying to do but it's still a dick move.
>>27930893
Great update.
Fun fact: It's fucking freezing outside in my country.

>>27931129
WHERE ARE THE GUNS???

>>27929833
Twilight trying to get Sunset into lingerie for Anon

>>27928394
?

>>27933434
Cute but it fills me with a deep confusion as I've forgotten so much mathematics I can't tell if that stuff actually works out.

>>27933457
I ship them

>>27933457
I don't think it actually works out. The first line states that the first derivative of a function, squared, plus a constant, all divided by the function, squared, is equal to some series of constants (unless the function is a(p), which makes no sense). Equations like that generally aren't solvable analytically; i.e., there isn't an exact solution, only a very close approximation. Then the second line says the second derivative of the function divided by the function is also equal to some series of constants. The inclusion of the capital G and c squared makes me think it's something related to relativistic mechanics, but it's missing the tensors for general relativity. So, I think it's just something the artist made up.

>>27934570
Doesn't a capital G mean you're talking about planetary masses?

>>27934604
Yes, it's the gravitational constant.

>>27934570
Or, we can follow the comments and see where they take us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedmann_equations#Equations

The equation was badly copied though.

>>27934703
Yeah, they wrote the capital Λ as an A, the fucking retard. That's what threw me off from relativity. Neato.

>>27934901
i fucking love ponut joe

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Meme magic has created Trumplight
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/755475545048096768?s=09

>>27934901
boobie mark

>>27936106
what's with her hands ?

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>>27926211
Nice pic

>>27935159
But that's fucking wrong. Plagiarism implies that she says the same exact words that's not what she did.
Man, CNN is fucking retarded.

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Look at what I found.

>>27936354
They arent wrong

>>27936529
Well, yes, like 90% of /mlp/ are Trumpfags but that's not the point of the screenshot.

>>27936156
She is cold and she has mummy fingers.
There is also guy who has just one hand behind her.

>>27930638
>>27930689
>One anon delivers my request.
>nohooves makes a short oneshot about it.
Best day ever.
When I get some money I will put it on a frame.

>>27933434
>>27933457
>>27934570
>"Damn it Pony Me, It's the problem right there. Between the boosters and the gravity of your sun the velocity of the payload will become so great that space and time will become smeared together and everything will distort. Everything will be unquantifiable."

>"You might as well ask Princess Celestia to pee in your mouth for all the scientific value it would have."

>>27937588
Bless you!

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Guess which story this is for

>>27938214
BBSA?

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>>27938255
Sick dubs man.
Also correct.

>>27930638
I like that reference to that story.

I miss real Moondancer hours.

>>27938300
>tfw cant do real nigga hours since you got a job

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>>27938272
Fucking hyped, m8.

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>>27938370
I ship Ciri with Twilight

>>27937049
That's my fetish.

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>>27938570
I shiggy diggy

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>>27938214
>Shiney's thousand yard glare
>Bulk Dual Wielding machine guns

Hot Damn!

It's hard to believe I keep getting sick fan art like this after so long, thank you Anon. This made my night!

Also can't help but notice how Shiney's jacket looks like one Gilda might wear. I like it!

>>27938300
Those were good nights

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In Stellaris, there's an in-game event that lets you kidnap scientists from pre-FTL civilizations in your sphere of influence.

I've always thought it was an amusing concept. How does a spacefaring civilization *know* who to kidnap, and how? Are they constantly monitoring brain activities of individuals and then sending in UFOs to grab them against their will?

Once kidnapped, wouldn't they miss their old family members or loved ones? Do they ever get to say goodbye?

Maybe a civilization large and heartless enough (such as HST) would be perfectly willing to nab up geniuses. Maybe even willing to conn them into leaving their home on their own volition with lofty promises.

This green is loosely based on that concept.

>>27938824
"Th-this can't be."
>Twilight whispers to herself, her eyes wide with disbelief.
>Before her, a deceivingly simple device crackled and buzzed with sounds that resembled waves crashing into the beach, only continuously.
>The noisy portion of the experiment wasn't a surprise.
>After all, plenty of Twilight's experiments were noisy — explosive powders, lightning without clouds, funny-smelling air that exploded when lit…
>But to think that a mere slice of an insignificant but oddly-shaped metal could make sounds out of thin air!

>The idea had come out of nowhere, as though whispered to Twilight by an unknown muse.
>Take some copper wires, wrap them as such—
>Twilight finds herself tracing the design in the air with her finger. It's all so vivid to her.
>—some pieces of those strange stones here and there—

>Twilight stops.
>Just *where* had that idea come from, anyway?
>Was it in her dream? During her studies?
>She looks down at the spools and spools of copper wires, all commissioned out of her pocket to a local blacksmith.
>Who gave her the idea to make strings out of metal?

>"[Hello?]"
"GAHHH!"

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>>27938848

>Twilight jolts up and gazes around her tiny cottage.
>No one.
"Is… Is it you again, Sweetie Belle? I do not have time for these pranks, missy—"
>"[Hello? Is this thing on?]"
>Twilight looks out the window, looking for Sweetie Belle or any of her trio of troublemakers.
>"[Hey, if you can hear me, it's your trinket talking.]"
>Twilight freezes, turning around slowly.
>A ghost? Is her invention haunted?
>Maybe Lord Trenderhoof was right. This "science" nonsense was nothing but heresy and she ought to have stopped long ago.
>A high-pitches whistle squeaks out of the device, only to fall in pitch rapidly.
>"[I'm not getting anything back. Maybe she's deaf or doesn't know how to turn the volume up.]"
>Twilight draws her flintlock with a shaky hand.
"If y-y-y-you're a demon, I suggest you l-l-leave me alone!"
>The tip of her flintlock wobbles as she struggles to stay calm.
>She wipes her forehead with her free arm, approaching the device slowly.
"I-I know Lord Trenderhoof personally! H-he commands a legion of powerful sorc—"
>"[Hello? I just heard something in the background. If you can hear me, please speak into the cone-shaped probe thing so I can hear you.]"

>Twilight's aim wavers for a moment.
>A demon or any of satan's lackeys wouldn't be so eager to talk, right?
>They would've possessed her already if they wanted to, or…
>…Maybe the possession part of the deal comes later?
>It's been a while since Twilight had read the Holy Book.

>Well, it wouldn't hurt to converse a little with this mysterious being, right?

>>27938868
Oh man
>strange dreams compelling you to assemble objects into strange patterns
>voices come out of it
>It's actually sci-fi aliens communicating with lesser beings

Lovecraftian as shit

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>>27938868
>Her flintlock still aimed at the device, she extends her other arm towards the cone-thing.
>With the rest of her body kept as far as possible from the device, she snatches up the thing and examines it at arm's length.
>It's the same old device she spent past few months on.
>Hesitantly, she brings the cone closer to her thin, lavender lips.
>She clears her throat.
"H-hello?"

>"[Finally,]" the device croaks with what sounds like a sigh. "[Hey, uh, greetings!]"
>Unsure how to respond, Twilight stutters.
"I— uhhhm…"
>"[It's okay, take it easy,]" responds the device. "[I know this is strange and rather upsetting for you, but I'm here to help.]"
"A-alright…"
>"[Just breathe easy,]" says the device in a pleasant alto. "[It's going to be alright, Twi.]"
>How did she know my name, wonders Twilight.
>It takes Twilight a moment before she breaks out of her stupor.
"Wh-who are you? Are you a demon?"
>"[My name's Sunset. And well, I guess you could say that I *used* to be a demon…]"
"O-oh. I see."
>"[Yeah. It's complicated. Regardless, my past is not today. It's all behind me now.]"
>Twilight fidgets.

"So, you're not a demon? You're not here to steal my soul? Possess me in the name of Lucifer?"
>The disembodied voice lets out a charming chuckle.
>"[Hahaha… No, Twilight. And I don't even know what that last one is supposed to be.]"
>Twilight lets out a nervous laugh.

>>27938848
Is this a Tesla reference?

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>>27938940
>"[Hey, listen. You built this device from a blueprint that just popped into your head out of nowhere, right? Can't remember how you learned it, had to build materials from scratch, all that jazz?]"
"Wh-what's jazz?"
>"[It's— nevermind. Plans out of nowhere, strange components you've never built before, yes or no?]"
>Twilight tries to think.
>Thin metal wires, cone-shaped probe thing, cylinders with wires wrapped around it thousands of times—
"Y-yes. I suppose so."

>The disembodied voice — Sunset — clears her voice.
>"[Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sunset Shimmer, and I'm a field agent of Twilight Emancipation Agency.]"
>Twilight raises her eyebrow, unsure how to respond.
"Oh. Okay?"
>"[The agency specializes in "liberating" less privileged Twilights from their toxic environment,]" continues Sunset, with practiced speed and intonation. "[We've scattered countless thought-transfer beacons tuned to a specific frequency designed to be picked up by Twilights not already under the influence of High Society of Twilights.]"
>Twilight pinches her thigh, wondering if she'd gone mad or merely having a terrible dream.

>"[So,]" Sunset breathes harshly, having finished her well-practiced recitation. "[Any questions?]"
"Yeah."
>"[Okay, shoot.]"
"What in the world is 'High Society of Twilights,' and why is my name on it?"

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>>27938983
>After an hour of explanations and inquiries, Twilight sits back in her wooden chair.
>She feels less flabbergasted than before, and yet…
>Multiple Twilights? Across countless stars?
>Shimmigrants?
>Orgy Planet?
>Twilight blushes furiously at the last part.
"So you're telling me that I've been chosen because—"
>"[Not chosen,]" Sunset chimes in, the crackle of radio doing little to hide her not-quite-singsong pleasant alto.
"Right, sorry. Fell within the filter's threshold, whatever that means."
>"[I know it's really hard to take in all at once, but everything will become clear in due time.]"

>Twilight curls up in her chair, hugging her knees.
>"[You don't sound excited,]" observes Sunset, her voice full of concern.
>Twilight sighs.
"It's just so sudden, you know? I mean, His Highness isn't exactly an accommodating person, but I've got a pretty decent set-up here. I get to do all the science and mathematics I want for a small stipend, in exchange for…"
>She idly rubs at the massive jewel-encrusted gold engagement resting on her finger.
"…Well, not everything is perfect, I admit."

>"[The HST can offer you much more than a small cottage and a paltry stipend,]" chides Sunset, her optimism sounding too forced and to-the-script. "[And let's face it. Letting you continue your studies in exchange for your hand in marriage is a little…]"
>Sunset trails off, letting the radio static fill in the void.
"I know, it's not ideal."
>"[It's despicable,]" Sunset cuts in with fire in her voice.
>Twilight lets out a squeak, taken aback by the sudden passion in the disembodied voice.
"It's r-r-eally not that bad—"

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>>27939038
>"[Twilight, listen,]" Sunset interrupts.
>Twilight freezes, her jaw clenching shut.
>"[I'm going to be honest with you. These people in HST, they… They treat me horribly. Quite frankly, a lot of the Twilights are just terrible people.]"
>For a brief moment, Sunset lets her guard down. Her voice flutters audibly.
>"[But for a majority of Twilights, life is good. They live happily, fulfilling their desire for science. Dating Anons. Dating… other girls, sometimes—"
"Anons?"
>Twilight's mind wanders to a handsome and enigmatic knight in His Majesty's court.
>"[Yeah, Anons. Twilights aren't the only ones with multi-dimensional copies of themselves.]"
"I-I see…"
>Twilight blushes furiously.

>"[The point is, Twilight, you'd have a much better existence with us here in HST.]"
>"[And even if it means you get to turn into *another* one of them, the mean and spiteful ones…]"
>Sunset recollects herself, regaining some of her chipper attitude.
>"[I'd rather see you happy. For your own sake.]"
>Twilight lights the lamp next to her. It's getting dark.
>Silence hangs thick for a moment.

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>>27939133
>"[So, what will it be?]"
>Twilight glances around at her science-y things around the cottage. Beakers, flasks, test tubes. Burners.
"It… It does sound rather enticing."
>Stacks of math equations, theorems in various states of proof.
>"[Will you come with us, then?]"
>Twilight pulls the engagement ring from her finger, setting it down on the table with a dull knock.
"Yes. But not until tomorrow. I want to say goodbye to a few people first."
>Sunset pauses for a moment.
>"[You know, if this Lord Trenderhoof is as bad as I imagine him to be, he won't like the news one bit.]"
"I know. He's always moping in his throne room anyway, but I'll be careful."
>"[Please do. I worry for you, Twilight.]"
"Th-thanks…"

>They sit in silence for a few minutes.
"Sunset."
>"[Yeah?]"
"If you hate the HST so much, then why are you still working for them?"
>Sunset lets out a sad chuckle.
>"[Because, despite all the differences and flaws Twilights have, they always remind me of my special someo—]"
>Sunset stops.
"Can't help but what?"
>"[I've said too much,]" Sunset mutters. "[Goodnight, Twilight.]"

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>>27939171
The next day:

>The morning starts off for Twilight like any other morning.
>Well, except for the constant wave-crashing noise emitted by the device she's been talking to well into the wee-hours of the night.
>Twilight stares at the device for a while, chewing slowly on a piece of stale bread.
>The device keeps screeching nonchalantly.

"So. It was not a dream, after all."
>Could she really just leave it all behind, after so many years?
>She thought of her friends in Lord Trenderhoof's court.
>Moondancer, Minuette, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, Flash Sentry—
>Sir Anonymous.
>Twilight feels her heart sink a little.
>Sunset *did* say there were multiple Anons…
>But none of them would come close to Sir Anonymous.
>Handsome, strong, chivalrous, so gentle.

>Maybe today, she'd tell him.
>Confess her feelings for the knight.
>Maybe even share an intimate moment, just for once.

>Twilight sits in front of her modest vanity, readying herself in the mirror.

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>>27939193
>On the way to Lord Trenderhoof's castle, Twilight runs into Flash Sentry, her childhood friend.
>"Well well well," Flash grins, gently nudging his mount toward Twilight. "If it isn't our Fair Virgin Lady Kissless."
>Twilight smiles at the jab, returning something of her own to the blue-haired playboy.
"Aren't you thirty years too old for childish jokes? Or have you finally stooped to the age level of your new trophy wife?"
>Flash Sentry lays his hands over his heart, feigning hurt.
>"Oh, again with the age difference jokes! At least I have a lover to call my own!"
>They both share a chuckle.
"How do you do, Flash Sentry?"
>Flash shrugs, his leather saddle creaking with movement.
>"Eh, could be worse. Just came back from taking the recruits out for a morning ride. They're not bad, but some of them still can't saddle a horse without choking it to death."
>He tilts his head sideways, looking at Twilight.
>"Hey hey, you're done up nice and tidy. Going somewhere?"
"I'm headed to the castle. I need to see some people before…"
>Twilight trails off.
>"Before what?"
>Twilight hesitates.
"It's complicated."

>Flash sighs.
>"With you, it always is."
>He extends his arm, helping Twilight up to a spot on the saddle behind him.
"Thanks, Flash."
>"No problem, Lady Kissless."
>Flash winks.
>Twilight slaps him on the shoulder, but not too hard.

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>>27939220
>The ride is uneventful but chatty, both sharing court gossip and family matters.
>Flash Sentry, being the more active one in the court given his role as a senior trainer of the guard, did most of the talking.
>As they draw nearer to the castle entrance, Flash's story wraps up conveniently with the kind of joke only he himself found amusing.
>"…And then Miss Pie *actually* stepped forward and said "Oatmeal" Are you crazy?" out loud. Can you believe that?"
>Flash laughs heartily.
>Twilight smiles, tightening her grip around his waist.
>She's going to miss Flash badly.

"Flash."
>"Hmm?"
>Twilight leans forward, resting her chin on Flash's shoulder.
"I may be leaving on a journey today."
>"Ah."
>Flash stays silent, mulling over her words.
>"So, is this why you've been glum the whole ride here?"
"Kind of."
>Flash's faithful steed pays no mind, rhythmically tapping its hooves on the cobblestone road in a pleasant clik-clok.

>"And you aren't coming back," Flash observes.
>Twilight says nothing.

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>>27939244
>"I understand that Trenderhoof is not the noblest of man in the realm, but must you leave again? You know he'll catch you in no time, and he won't be as forgiving as last time."
>Flash pulls on the reins, slowing his mount to a stop.
"It's complicated, Flash. I can't explain."
>Flash sighs, dismounting with practiced ease.
>"You always were a complicated woman," mutters Flash.
"I know. Always getting into troubles."
>He kneels, forming a stepladder for Twilight to dismount off of.
"And you. You're way too chivalrous to be boning that young broad of yours."
>"What can I say darling, I've got my own vices."

>As Twilight hits solid ground, Flash rises back on his feet.
>"Will I ever see you again?"
>Twilight stares away, avoiding his piercing eyes.
"Maybe. I don't know."
>Flash nods grimly.
>"Very well. Farewell, my friend, and best of luck to your future endeavors."
>He puts his hand out for a shake.
>Twilight, having none of it, pushes it aside and goes for a hug.
"Goodbye Flash," says Twilight, choking back tears. "I'll miss you so much."
>Flash embraces her, whispering.
>"I'll miss you too. Be safe, Twi."

>A hooded, green figure looks on at the childhood friends wrapped in embrace from a window, then slinks back into the shadows.

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>>27939249
That's it for today.

A non-shit Flash Sentry? What is this bizarro world?

Who the heck was the green dude, stalking around and creeping on friends sharing an emotional hug?

Does this green have any lewd dykeshit in it?

All shall be answered unsatisfactorily on the next update. Thanks for reading!

>>27939287
>Does this green have any lewd dykeshit in it?
please be yes

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>>27939171
Shit, you made me feel something for a shimmigrant. Props to you.
>>27939220
REEEEEEEEeeeeeeee - Wait, he is a nice guy. Okay then.
>>27939244
To be fair, I did loved Flash in Alt SciTwi, he was a goofball.
>>27939249
What a bro.
>>27939287
I rate this green nohooves/10.
Glad you are back fampai.

>>27939331
Also, yes, that webm is fucking bullshit.

>>27939287
This is already beginning to pull at my heartstrings

Nice work mate

>>27939287
I wonder if Lulamoon was burned alive. I hope not.

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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who reject equestria girls because muh hooves

>>27940206
tbqh is mostly just kids who watch mlp thread simulator

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So are you guys #TeamFlash or #TeamTimber?

>>27940754
I'm #teamhotlead

I have a crossover-ish story using the prompt with Twiggs. But it's not lesbian

>>27940865
Why does everyone think /nst/ is pure dykeshit? If you have a story, post it. It's not like there's much going on anyway.

>>27940865
gibe de story, b0ss

>>27940878
memes

>>27940712
Not sure if lewd or not

>>27939529
The moment I read your comment all I could think of was in that general setting she would totally invent Greek Fire on accident while trying to out science Twi and then the results of said accident.

>>27940754
better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
#TeamFlash #GladForBrad #Flashlight

>>27941803
this is exactly how pro-gay legislation was beaten through, in the light of nambla
no flash, but rather flash than dyke bullshit, then again it's a no, so it's a no for everything
this is literal cuckoldery when someone discusses who their waifu should rather be with

>>27940754
Scilight dislikes Flash (or at the very least, she just doesn't thinks he exists).
Timber is surely going to be the Big Bad in the movie.

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>>27922875
Prompt:
>Twilight is a chef and has a lot of fights with "foodies" (retards who don't know shit).

Jeff give the boringlight

>>27943780
As much as I want to punch her face, she is too cute.

>>27943838
I was going to say
>why would you want to punch her
but then I remembered boringlight

>>27943907
Nah, I just dislike Twilight 0.5, that's all.
It's Sunset's fault for blowing things too out proportion and for being a lesbian horse. She is surely making Coco eat her snatch as we speak.

>>27940878
Well you guys promote it constantly. Is it surprising people believe what you constantly say?

>>27943993
we promote it because its good

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>>27943993
It's a sick meme, man. Just like the cuck thread (Marital Problems) it isn't about cucking, in fact, no one there enjoys that shitty fetish and the two greens that were about cucking got hate and brought extreme asshurt, but they are still known as the cuck thread.
Now this general and it's anons are pretty cuckish sometimes.
:^)

>>27944152
Marital thread? I thought this was the cuck thread honestly

>>27944187
Nah, that's a meme I started some weeks ago.
Marital Problems Thread has been called "cuck general" and "cuck thread" since the beginning.

>>27922875
Prompt:
>Twilight goes to the hospital and there she gets the news that she has ass cancer and that she has 72 hours to live. Feels happen.

Just finished act 2 of BBSA.

Is...is that it?

>>27944474
http://pastebin.com/Xkz53AH7

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>>27944527
Ok thats nice and all but...what?
That can't be it.
What's Sugardowner's story?
What's up with that demon?
Why are the changelings after Shining?
What was Nightlight going to say?
What's the deal with Shining and Cadence?
And now I have Treehugger to worry about too?
This can't be it.
I need more.
I've injected the second act into my blood stream.
I'm having withdrawals.
BBSA, don't do this to me.
I need my fix.

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>>27944474
this>>27944527
Was a short special I wrote for the 100th /nst/ thread set not too long after the end of Act II.

Seeing as you just read up on a bunch of it, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the story!

there will be a Final Act

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#TeamTimber

>>27944748
Oh er, I guess there's the answer to my question!

I'm thrilled to hear you liked it so much! I can't really answer most of those questions without spoiling much, but I will say the Changelings weren't at all happy to lose their queen

>what's the deal with Shining and Cadence?

Their relationship has seen better days... and it remains to be seen whether it will survive through all the insanity in their lives.

But yes, I never intended the story to just end there. I do plan on writing a third and final act to the story at some point, and truth be told I already have a little bit of it written, but I'm honestly not able to write as much as I used to these days. As much as I would like to, I don't know if I can commit to writing the next part of the story just yet. I love this story a lot and I would like to give it the attention I think it deserves, and I'm hoping maybe some time soon I can.>>27944861


What did you think about the reveal that NightLight was the Hitman who killed Indigo's dad?

>>27944898
I am sorry I havent read BBSA so I dont even have a reaction to it
>>27944748 must have left

>>27944946
Oh no that's fine, I kind of accidentally linked to your post I guess

It's a pretty Twiley

>>27944751
I should start off by saying I love it. What a wild ride. I love me a stoic. Stories about men facing impossible odds to defend the ones they love always get me going. I'm also a sucker for big, epic fight scenes. That said, I think the fight scenes are one of the departments you're lacking in. The story has two distinct sections: pre amulet, which we'll call PRA, and post amulet, which we'll call POA. PRA Shining always seems to be very on edge before a fight. The big bad of whatever scene it is throws the first punch. Shining responds by firing a few shots, then promptly gets his ass handed to him in some brutal way. Then he finds the strength within to fuck the other guy up. This is with exception to the hospital fight where it is a pure shootout. The POA fight scenes seem to go in the same manner, except the beating he takes and gives is even more exaggerated, like in his last fight with the changeling. I also find POA Shining's trust in people a bit surprising. I mean, he's just so willing to tell people things. I know it was a turning point in his character to not keep secrets, but some of those aren't his to share, such as when he told AJ about Nightlight's old job. Lastly, I'll say that PRA eased into the action, where as POA was nearly all action. That's good, because you always want to give your reader a break from excitement, lest they become accustomed to it and then everything begins to seem more dull. If I were to make a suggestion, I'd say start Act III off slow to give us that breath from POA and Intermission.

>>27944898
That was a great reveal. It's what plot twists are supposed to be but never are. Writers these days will just TWIST MY SHIT UP without putting any thought into it. This one clearly had effort put into it. Looking back, I can see the pieces fall into place. I don't know if you had that planned all along or if I'm English Teachering it up, but whatever you did, it certainly works with the story you had previously written.

>>27945000

I'm very happy you've enjoyed it so much! Writing the story was incredibly fun for me and I'm glad to see others got about as big a kick out of it as I did.

>Stories about men facing impossible odds to defend the ones they love always get me going

I'm really the same way. I think when I first started writing all of this was around a time when I was reading R9klight and StalkerLight and RfO and all of that and I found myself yearning to see a story just like that.

>I'm also a sucker for big, epic fight scenes. That said, I think the fight scenes are one of the departments you're lacking in.

I too am a sucker for that. Writing that hospital shootout was something I was particularly proud of. If you have any suggestions for how I could improve on writing fight scenes though I'd appreciate it.

I will definitely keep your suggestion for Act III in mind though. I hope to maybe combine a bit of what I felt was the best of both act I and II together for the final act

>>27945000
Also happy to hear you loved the Reveal. I personally really get a kick out of surprising my readers, and I was planning that one with Nightlight for a long while. Was really sweet when I got to finally deliver it.

I do remember one Anon who actually did guess it was him a long while back. If that Anon is still around then congrats to you dude. As far as I know, you were the only one who saw it coming.

>>27945210
>I was planning that one with Nightlight for a long while
That's what I like to do with my stories. Plan one central plot twist, surrounded by a few smaller events, and build the story from there.

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>>27944828

>>27944828
you know thats a edit right?

>>27945614
I was just going to say, in this day and age I would be surprised if they let a male camp leader be alone with even a male camper.

>>27946258
it looks like someone cut off their noses

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>>27946272
I bet you fap to Gal Gadot every day, don't you?
I bet you think of her jew nose rubbing your foreskin everyday while you cum. You jew nose loving fuck.
I bet pic related is (You). Go suck Soros's dick.

>>27946272
Now they don't know.

>>27946757
Is she british?

>>27946797
What makes you say that, nonnie?

>>27947083
Im not >>27946797
but I assume he meant the teeth

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>>27936106

FINALLY. Someone else who knows the fanfic Fractured Sunlight exists, having some of the art from it.

At least I hope you do, Anon.
Have you read it?

Has anyone else in this thread read it?

>>27947167
its not that good of a story
we have even discussed that its bad
but the art is great

>>27947199

Oooooh, really? When did this happen?
I'm honestly curious, I think it's one of the best things ever.

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>>27947167
>>27947220

I read it. Some of it. I loved the premise. I swear, I loved it; an exploration into the life of human Sunset Shimmer, and a possible relationship between her and human Twilight. It was set up to do so well...
But it was bad. So bad. The entire thing fell on its face after a few chapters and I couldn't read any more of it. I'm not angry, I'm just really disappointed. ^:c

>>27947220
I think it was in the early 100 threads I dont remember so check the archives

>>27945277
It sounds like a good way to approach writing.

I have at least one last big surprise in store for the last act that I'm looking forward to showing. May not be as big a shock as the Hitman reveal but I'm looking forward to it!

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And here's to finally catching up with BBSA.
>tfw you fuck up on the layering and cant make the heads transparent
Whoops

>>27947083
It's the teeth.

>>27947246
>Scroll up on my phone
>See your pic.
>It was the Jack Black one with the "STOP" text.
>Reply to a (You).
>Start reading the newer posts.
>Get to your post again.
>It's an edited version of the pic.
3spooky5mewhowasphone.png

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>>27947401
Anon, that's amazing!
It looks like it could be the cover of a story or something someone would have commissioned.

I love the sheer anger in Shiney's blood splattered eyes and the smug look that Indy is manically giving him.
She looks like she's ready to rock while he looks like he's completely and utterly DONE.

Also dig the Full Moon background and the dark outlines around their bodies, Indy's underboob was brought to my attention by a friend and can't help but remember that this all went down around Halloween time. Very cool I'm concept, and really captures that final scene so well.

>>27947704
Oh and JC gave me a really neat suggestion Anon.

Would it be cool if i took these pictures you've drawn, put them on Imgur and insert them into the pastebins? If you had an art handle or something then I'd love to credit you in the pastebins as well! I enjoy this art that's popped up so much that I'd really like to see something done with it all

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>>27947401
DINDU

NUFFIN

MERELY POSSESSED

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>>27947914
What possessed her to commit such terrible acts? It was nice to see Shining Armor being depicted as a spirited guardian of his sister, but when it came to other characters such as Anon or Biceps they were always on the sidelines -- almost exorcised from the main plotline.

I actually do not mean any of these words. I am merely memeing.

>>27947765
I'm glad you like it. Do what you want with them, man. I made them for the thread.

>>27947986
Das some good meming, my dude

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>>27939287
Last time on Twilight Emancipation Agency:

>Twilight, living in a technologically backward world, is unconsciously compelled to build a two-way radio
>A Shimmigrant agent working for TEA convinces Twilight to join the rest of her sisters in HST over said radio
>Twilight, wanting to say goodbye to her friends one last time, heads to the castle where her fiancee rules over the realm
>She runs into Flash Sentry, a childhood friend of hers
>They share a moment as a hooded green creep observes from afar

Now back to the show.