Do you keep your virginity for your special somepony?

>>27891430
Yes.

I'll die a virgin so I can give my virginity to my waifu in the afterlife.

>>27891430
I guess, since I'm already a wizard.

>>27891430
Sure.
My right hand.

>>27891430
I'm autistic, but I'm not THAT autistic.

>>27891436
This.

People who don't do this don't deserve their waifu anyways, nor will they ever reach the magical proficiency needed to even get to Equestria. Get cucked fags.

>>27891436
>>27891508
That's really fucking sad to be honest.

>>27891509
Partaking in sinful acts will prevent you from reaching the afterlife and going to Equestria.

>>27891430
Yep. Ironically it's quite easy to keep your virginity if you aren't interested in sex, so the hardest part would be to actually give my virginity to my waifu.

>>27891509
For the people who won't get to Equestria because they're sinners?

No, they brought this on themselves.

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>>27891509
What are you, some kind of non virgin normalfag?

>>27891430
I found her too late. I hope she can forgive me

>>27891509
Feels good to be celibate. No leeches sucking you dry of time and happiness, no debilitating stds, life is good.

>>27891509
(You) will never know Equilysium, only the valueless normie void

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>>27891548
If you are willing to repent and swear to not sin again, I'm sure she will.

>>27891509
Where do you think you are?

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>>27891568
>mfw dirty normalfags will be cast into the void, forced to watch faithful anons ascend to equestria as it dawns to them that these are the last moments of their sinful existence, those people ascending could have been them, but alas, only nothingness awaits, and it's their own fault.

>>27891570
Thank you, anon. I'll begin straight away

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>>27891430
I know she's holding out for me. I want to be faithful, I want to be worthy of her.
But the temptation is always there.

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>>27891430

What is important it that my waifu waits for me.

Can you say the same about yours?

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>>27892731
Stay strong anon!

>>27891509
newfag

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My virginity was lost sometime during the G1 era 1988.
If I'm celibate for long enough can I get my virgin card back...or is it gone forever?

>>27891430
It's not the intention, but rather the result of two things: understanding that she's not real and lack of desire to fuck humans anymore.

>>27892829
ITS GONE

YOU FUCKED IT

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>>27892829
May I refer you to >>27891570

>>27891430
I'm a virgin because I'm severely neurotic and can't connect with people. Sure, though. That's a nice thought.

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>>27891430
Y-yeah. That's exactly what it is. If it wasn't for my devotion to my waifu I could get a girl anytime I wanted haha...

Reminder that male virginity is a meme.

Back when I was a lowly normie I let girls fuck me. I was a chick magnet. It was gross but my dick was needy recently I have learned of this staying clean for your waifu deal and I have pledged my life to my waifu. I will be proposing to my waifu once I get enough money for a ring. I will then change my name and get a marriage license drawn up. Gonna marry my waifu.

>>27892895
t. guy who fucks hot bitches every week and is just now realizing he won't go to equestria

Look and laugh at this faggot everyone.

>>27891430
I'm a 26 year old shutin with zero social skill, you think I have a choice in the matter?

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Unwillingly

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>>27891509

I took the mantle of magician of mine own volition. I speak these words with pride.

Choose thy fate alone. Seize it with thine own hands. All the more, should thy fate entail, such foul betrayal.

>>27891430
does a plushie count?
because I consider that practice for when we meet in Equestria

>>27891430

I stopped being a kissless virgin well before the show even began. Moot point.

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>>27891599
>mfw walking to the gates of death alongside Chad Thundercock
>mfw he gets cast into the void
>mfw I briefly say "Later, tater." as I ascend to Equestria

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>>27891430

Yes, Im saving my virginity for Rarity, as she is waiting for me, untouched, sad and lonely

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>>27891430
post your waifu on your wedding night

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>>27894390

>>27891430
I lost my virginity long before ponies came out. She'll understand.

>>27891509
u fuckin normie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>27894390

>>27891430
I could have lost my virginity in high school to my gf who really wanted the D
But I was really fucking religious and right wing at the time and believed that sex should be saved for marriage
It didn't turn out so well and I seriously regret being so retarded

>>27894420
Fag.

>>27894459
Lol okay

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>>27894420
>She'll understand.

Sure anon, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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>>27891430
What am I, some autistic waifufag?

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>>27894483
>said the weeaboo

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>>27894483

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>>27894491
>>27894493

LMAO okay you assmad pinkie faggots

>>27894504
>LMAO

HAHA GOOD SHIT ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BROOOOO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>27894514
What's your name?

>>27891430
It's too late.
I lost my v-card before i got into pony.
I'm sorry ponka ;_;

>>27894504
meme.

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>>27891430
Yes

>>27894521
>not understanding irony

>>>/out/

>>27894523
She'll hate you anyway and find you creepy for obsessing over her and putting her on a pedestal.

>>27894539
>not understanding he was memeing you

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>>27894527

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>>27894539
All I saw was a bunch of inane gibberish that I thought was your attempt at asking for a Facebook friend.

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>>27894566

>>27894574
I didn't post anything disgusting.

>>27894566
i didn't ask you to add me on facebook nigger, completely different anon.

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>>27894683
Then all I saw was a bunch of inane gibberish that I thought was HIS attempt at asking for a Facebook friend.

>>27892860
Those aren't really proper pony lips but I've got an unmeltable steel beam, regardless.

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>>27894390

>>27891570
I REPENT

>>27894390
>>27894440
Kek

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>>27891509
>Not saving himself for waifu
>Maybe not even virgin
>Maybe intrested in IRL girls
IRL girls are ugly, like their personality

Anon, please say you are not one of them.

>>27891430
>tfw virgin without waifu
I just like all the horses, I cant dedicate myself to one. Maybe I havent found one who truly sits above the rest to me yet.

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>>27892731
What temptation?
You wanna say you find humans attractive?

>>27895496
Dont worry. Its hard to have just only one...
Waifu rules cannot be breaked. But my dick erects for more than one mare.

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>>27895496
Don't worry about finding a waifu, anon. She'll find you when the time is right.

For an interesting look at "waifu" over the course of 4chan's history, compare:
http://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/waifu/order/asc/
and
http://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/waifu/

You can use "date start" and "date end" in the search to look at other periods.

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>>27895496
I know this feel all too well.

>one who truly sits above the rest to me yet.

It's because they're all fucking great in reality.

Then you pick one and join the shitposting waifufaggots here in a vain attempt to justify your decision.

>>27895496
Waifu finds you, Anon
I'm still waiting to be found

>>27891509
Dies uezs