CYOA Discussion

>>27859897
You really should try to keep the OP image relevant. We don't need more shitstorms than are necessary, especially pertaining to bathorses.

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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.

>>27859924
It's really just one guy who can't control his autism.

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Daily dose.

I really wanted to run today, but since the thread refuses to stay up, I'm just really not feeling it.

I know it's been a bit slow, like someone said in the last thread, but I'm not going to railroad the players to get back to the main plot. The players have to want to progress.

I'll probably make another next Friday night or so, work just really cuts into the times when I'd want to be questing.

That is of course if anyone is still interested. I kinda feel like the hiatus I had to take while things at work got busy killed the pace I had set. The quest has always been a mess of different tones and styles clashing and it might just be better to let it die now then try to drag it out. I want to finish the story, but I'm not sure anyone else cares.

>>27859987
>The players have to want to progress.
Except when there's a hard barrier to progress. We can't just go out and fix it. We're waiting on Twilight to be ready.

>>27859959
>>27859897
>kek it's just one guy in the entire world who doesn't love fanmade batcancer
Right, so you only used that for the OP just because you want to piss off everyone who doesn't love your batcancer? Go back to your own general.

>>27859897
>Batshit that has nothing to do with CYOAs
And the batfags just keeps on ruining things with their crap.
>>27859924
This.

Active threads

Super: >>27844204
Heart of Iron: >>27835987
SIM: >>27658879
Alchemy: >>27569338
Miracle: >>27780298
Dirty Work: >>27844135
Tinypone: >>27819850
FOE: >>27843595
Coltquest: >>27842167
DITA: >>27789827
Negotiating Failure: >>27787434
Bard Quest: >>27834136

>>27859999
We got to convince twilight to take the train to canterlot in order to progress the story.

>>27859999
The never said to ask her when she would be ready or about the plot at all.

They had plenty of opportunity to ask during the last two threads and they didn't, so I have to assume they don't want to.

>>27860031
Why? XD
I posted this on my facebook page as well and got a ton of likes for it :P

Reminder that bats are canon.

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>>27860031
>nothing to do with CYOAs
It's Eve
From M&M
A CYOA
Drawn by a guy who made a CYOA
Posted in the CYOA thread

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>>27859987

>>27860063
True, but using it as an OP image means that one guy won't shut up for like a hundred posts now.

>>27860073
Only if you respond.

>>27860071
>.jpg.png
You're just making fun of me now, aren't you?

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>>27860088
It's just a joke, doxel, but yes, lightheartedly
But i do care, so does pinkie.

>>27860052
>every single thing the fandom has made up about Luna's guards who only appeared for a few seconds is 100% canon
>They suck blood and worship mangoes kekek
That's autistic thinking and you know it. They might as well be normal pegasi wearing enchanted armors. Dash having batwings in that one episode shows that it is a possibility.

>>27860040
I'm just trying to tell you my thoughts. The story stalled, players have been in fuck around mode for a long time.

Part of being a QM is knowing when to push the story along, you can't let your players do all the work when it comes to pacing, especially when you have a character say she has things to do to get ready.

>>27860123
Bat ponies have fangs as well

>>27860128
Stop replying, anon. Fuck's sake, I know it's fun to poke him with a stick, but please stop responding to obvious flamewar garbage that doesn't belong here.

>>27860123
That's nice and all, but bats are still canon.

>>27860128
Luna's guards didn't have any fangs when they appeared for the first time in both the show and the comics.

>>27860123
fgt pls.

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>>27860111
It's not just you anymore Doxel. Many of us have become Doxels. Doxel is legion.

>>27860123
That bait is so old and shitty that it breaks global rule 6.

>>27860123
>poke

>Over a fucking year later, the same tired, autistic barneyfag bait still gets 5 replies

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Are we okay with vampire fruit bats? Those are canon in the show. Here's one that's even CYOA related. Is that fine, or still no? I am genuinely curious about this, and don't mean to piss anyone off.

>>27860111
No offense taken.

>>27860180
>You're just baiting if you mention things that was and wasn't in the show
Dash did have batwings when she wore armor that belonged to Nightmare Moon's guards. Have you forgotten that?

>>27860208
Shiny is not okay with anything, he even goes insane over perfectly normal fangless non mango loving bats.

>>27860199
The problem is that it's not bait. I'm sure SHiny has spawned at least a couple of imitators, but the people who egg them on and reply to them don't seem to realize that they're making plenty of nonvocal Anons pissed off and sick of seeing bats too.

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>>27860150

>>27860221
>wasn't
Weren't.
Weren't in the show.
You've been doing that for months you retard now learn some fucking english.

>>27860239
So our resident shitposter both posts Shiny comments and eggs them on when they're posted. So there's likely just two people that alternate posting them and replying to them in the hopes that it'll encourage others to shitpost.

>>27860253
I don't do it much, and that was my only reply to him, or bat post

Cyoa needs more dragons.

>>27860266
>I don't do it much
Then it's still too much.

That being said, it would be nice if the mods actually banned the guy who constantly goes out of his way into every thread just to whine about bats.

>>27860269
Dragons are not canon.

>>27860208
>>27860223
>Implying
I'm cool with the bats you mentioned. It's the batfags who keeps acting like all the shit they've made up about Luna's guards is canon who are annoying.

>>27860275
Or the guy who posts bats specifically to annoy people.

>>27860280
Lol was literally about to post this.

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>>27860282
>I'm cool with the bats you mentioned

>>27860269
How would you even run a CYOA about a dragon? They're OP as fuck unless they're young.

>>27860275
They do, I saw one of his spams get removed from Vampony. Autists ban evade/keep coming back. The only thing that works is ignoring them.

>>27860310
Then how about a cyoa where you're a changeling that is just PRETENDING to be a dragon?

>>27860320
They just delete the post, warn him, maybe ban him for a day. We are talking about a person who's spammed for more than a year, is a permaban so unreasonable?

>>27860330
How about a changeling who is pretending to be retarded.

>>27860330
>pretending to be a dragon
But why?

>>27860330
Doxel please.

>>27860330
Changelings aren't canon.

>>27860348
People are allowed to like and dislike a thing outside that thing's general.

>>27860383
They are not, however, allowed to spam or start flame wars.

>>27860387
Flame wars aren't cannon.

>>27860037
>Negotiating Failure
hue

Bug waifus are bad waifus

>>27860269
Wasn't there a CYOA once where Spike was the MC?

>>27860474
I think there was a very short one, a while ago. Probably last year. I don't remember a thing about it.
I know for sure we had spike as a companion in Bad Mares.
Or maybe it was a Pony Quest? Not the third one, MC was Scootaloo if I remember correctly. It's the only pre-/cyoa/ PQ I read

>>27860471
>thoraxfags

>>27859897
That's a cute picture.

>>27860516
>Or maybe it was a Pony Quest? Not the third one, MC was Scootaloo if I remember correctly.
Was that the horror quest where Scoots was in a nightmare and had to do her best to survive? That was a really good CYOA with a really bad ending.

>>27860523
I imagine the plan would be to expose themselves and the facility to the media with PB's help to protect themselves from getting quietly disappeared.
They'd likely be given aid and shelter after that, unless the world is a total crapshack by this point.

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>>27860546
Inept needs to kill more foals and mock us with King's Quest style narration.

>>27860546
Yeah. I didn't actually play it, but I found it to be a good, entertaining read. Apparently running it and playing it was not as fun, though.
But yeah, there was stuff happening, there were consequences, combat, and ways to kind of fix stuff. That was cool. I mean it still happens in nowadays quests don't get me wrong, but it's a good thing to have in a cyoa. Dealing with consequences.

>>27860633
Resuming Heart of Iron

>>27860610
>Apparently playing it was not as fun, though.
Oh god, all the memories playing it are coming back to me like a bad dream.

we need more op pictures
maybe the problem is the lack of ideas?

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>>27789827

The Bar is, once again, Open.
Hide your /ss/ edition.

>>27860610
>there were consequences
Yeah, really big consequences. There were also a few bullshit moments if I remember correctly. Like near the end when Scootaloo and her team entered the bad guy's world, and one pony AJ, I think suddenly got insta-killed by a lightning bolt just like that. No heads up or anything so the players could have tried to save the pony.

>>27860592
I want to bully Ineptpone and tell her that her colors are bland, cliche, and uninspired.

>>27860922
You just did, Anon.

>>27860592
typical mare

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Suddenly, this pone is next to you, looking at you expectantly, a brushie in her mouth.
What do?

>>27861007
>rape

>>27861007
!bully

>>27861007
Take the brush and brushie her.

>>27860945
Who says dreams don't come true?

>>27861020
What's that? Take the brush and perform the sacred art of the brushie on other ponis'?

>>27861037
Yes.

>>27861007
I let her brush me.

>>27859987
>tfw

>>27861007
>>27861020

>>27861007
Hit her with a newspaper.
Then give her a hug and carry her away.

>>27861077
Do you have munchausen by proxy or something you abusive monster?

>>27860868
Ideas are worthless anon. Just make one.

>>27861148
How am I supposed to make one without any idea?

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>>27861007
Take her out back, turn on the hose, spray her down in the summer heat, lather up some soap, scrub her down, rinse her off, pat her down with a soft towel and brush out her mane and coat.

>>27861166
Think of one you dummy

>>27861177
Nah.

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>>27844204
Super's up.

>>27861223
SUPER

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>>27861012
>>27861018

>>27861228
HOT

>>27861234
LORE

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>>27860868
Go ahead, Anon

>>27861277
WITH

>>27860474
Yes. It was a potential sixth PQ, but it never finished because interest evaporated by the second boss.

>>27860546
>>27860610
>>27860694
>>27860918
A question I often consider asking but then don't out of dread is "Should any of my old games get a remake?" I feel bad about how railroady and nonsensical the early ones could go, even though some of them are apparently quite well-liked and even missed.

Anyway, Tinepone will be updated momentarily.

>>27861325
Yay, more Tinepone. Was the Changeling thing with the morality system you were talking about something you actually were planning on running?

>>27861285
BIG

>>27861325
>Should any of my old games get a remake?
Depends what you mean by remake.
If it's just a graphic overhaul, don't bother, there are better ways to spend your time.
If you're going to re-run a quest with the same premise, same plot, same puzzles, then your players can just read the old thing and they'll easily walk away from most of the stuff you'll throw their way. Not entertaining for either side.
If you're going to just make a new quest in the same universe, well, that's a new quest, not a remake.

I think I get what you're saying, and I'd find it cool too, but if you were to run something using the same premise as an old quest, you would need to change so many things to keep it interesting that you might as well just make a new quest. The difference in effort would be minor.

Then again I don't QM, maybe I'm completely wrong.

>>27861380
DISAPPOINTMENT

>>27861231

Proper drawing of Lithy getting the hose when?

For those of you who play Bardquest: >>27860747

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>>27861387
Yeah, I guess when you put it that way, it is kind of a waste of time.

>>27861365
If people like it enough to vote for it next time I make one of those list polls for a new CYOA, then sure. I just want to get some backstory done first so the characters feel a bit more 3-dimensional and interconnected than I usually make them. I might also want/need to figure out a way to encourage the players to do bad things. It seems like the "You're a 'bad' pony, go do bad things." set up has worked for VampQuest and FiT, albeit kind of controversially. So, I basically need to work on the behind-the-scenes stuff some more before I feel confident enough about Buggoshock/Changelingtale/whatever you want to call it to run it.

Anyway, enough blogging, Shade Simulator now continues!
>>27861865

>>27861643
So...all two of em?

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>>27861223
>we didn't get fire pone on electric pone lesbian lewd.

>>27861891
But I want to be a good bug.

>>27862312
Karma.

>>27862349

Bugs are not for good. The only good bug is a snugged bug.

>>27862386
>>27862398
Prancing lala homopony

>>27862386
How fucking dare you.

Post that much cute.

>>27862422
Spicy has been reprimanded for his excessive cute posting. This was just a repost to document his crimes.

>>27862349
I want to be an evil bug.

>>27862440
My point still stands, you must reprimand yourself now.

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>>27853215
I was on vacation when this was asked for, and didn't see it until now.

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>>27862411
That worked out pretty well.

>>27862359
for?

>>27862522
Being a faggot

>>27862473
Thanks a bunch dude.

>>27862583
You can just make a nub, that contraption he has on his leg fell off. I forgot it was in that pic.

>>27862522
Dropping the better mate.

>>27862629
>Implying Tinker wouldn't cum before he even touch us.

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>>27862613
Alrighty, does this look ok?

>>27862667
Not the anon that asked for it, but this is very acceptable.

Very cute even.

>>27862517
>phone name
Oh hell no. No resurrecting evil sorcerers.

>>27862667
Yes! Thanks paperponeanon. Your a treasure.

*you're

>>27862724
Eldrich abominations shouldn't use phones.

ace attorney-esque cyoa by planeswalker when

>>27863052
>it was X
>but it was actually the ice cream man from 2 blocks down
>but really it was planted by your neighbor to get rid of competition with ice cream pone
>and X is actually guilty for an unrelated crime

>>27863241
>confeti everywhere
>go back home
>your character confesses that it was you all along

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>>27862413
I forgot one

>>27863284

Young Habenero horse a top tier cutie. I dare you to find one other pone as cute as this.

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>>27863358

>>27863389
Not even him but you're still wrong.

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>>27863358

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>>27863401

>>27863403
>one
still cute thought

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>>27863358

RIP Tinypone.

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>>27863358

>>27863409
nope

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>>27863425

>>27863445
Well Anon, I have to say I disagree with your opinion and think you are rating your horse too highly, but we can still be friends.

daily reminder that he isnt coming back.

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>>27863430
Is Tinypone over?

pic not related

>>27863465
how is aiming for something better than bottom of the barrel holding it too high?

>>27863476
and nothing of value was lost

>>27863495
No, but she sacrificed her ship to save a bat's life. Also your picture should be the next OP pic. Just make it wider so you can write /cyoa/ next to it, and we're good to go.

>>27863465
Doxel pls.

>>27863495
Is there a particular pattern to this?

>>27863533
>OP pic
Naw, that was just practice, I have grander plans for paperpones.

Planeswalker Pony will resume around 6pm tomorrow until midnight. Feel free to join in when the time comes. Door prizes include extra edge and plot twists for the kids.

>>27863565
>Extra edge
So where do I apply my wrists when I play?

>>27863554
not at all

>>27863495
Bigger

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This is Doxelposting

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>>27864240

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>>27862667
Oh fuck! Nice man! Thanks a lot for making this and to whoever requested it.

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>>27864345

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I got an idea for a CYOA. A CYOA about an earth pony peasant taking place in that feudal society from before the founding of Equestria described in the Hearth's Warming pageant. Said peasant has to provide sufficient tribute to his unicorn lord by the time of the next harvest or else he will be gelded and is ordered to do so just as the weather is starting to get shitty due to Windigos. Not helping matters is an elusive thief who keeps stealing from his crops. Can peasant horse save his balls from being sheared off at the hooves of his lord's pegasi knights or will he have to say ta-ta to his testicles come autumn? You decide!

>>27864364
I don't know how I feel about the testicle shearing.

Maybe if you could choose a less grotesque punishment for failure.

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>>27864363

>>27859924
>>27859959

It's actually a reference to an ancient Byzantine war diary. Kind of clever if you think about it.

>>27864377
Exactly what I was thinking.

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>>27864377
>>27864419
Okay how about if he doesn't succeed his wife will be put in the stocks where every stallion passing by would be permitted to have their way with her?

>>27864364
Protecting your balls sounds like a pretty good motivator.

>>27864364
There is absolutely no logical reason for gelding besides being edgy.

>>27864431
Succeed or become a cuck?

>>27864431
>forcibly cucked
That's worse

>>27864431
Okay, now I know I'm just not going to be playing your CYOA anyways.

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>>27864444
What about enslaving earth pones and forcing them to fight in the arena for your entertainment?

>>27864444
It's to make them calmer and to stop them breeding so you can increase the quality of your herd over time.

>>27864468
You answered your question.

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>>27864414

>>27864444
This.

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>>27864493

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>>27864377
>>27864419
>>27864436
>>27864444
>>27864445
>>27864453
>>27864457
>>27864535
Okay fine. Since you sissies are obviously too squeamish about the GoT and hentai-style punishments then how about a more mundane, cliche and less extreme punishment: if he doesn't succeed he gets put in the stocks and pelted with rotten vegetables. Happy now?

>>27864609
Yes.

>>27864436
Oh whoops. Sorry, didn't mean to include your post in >>27864609

>>27864609
Only if it's cutequestria enough for this to be a capital punishment.

>>27864630
Definitely this.

>>27864609
No

>>27864630
Firing squad style.

>>27864609
If it's not >>27864630 than we need a more severe punishment to have any incentive. With that first scenario, I'd want to start a revolt.

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>>27864563
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME WE WERE PONKING?!

>>27864704
That's why I suggested cutequestria. Really though, if he wants to avoid the edge of gelding and the lewd police he can just throw us in prison. Really though, if he wants to go a particular route (edge, lewd, cutequestria) he should just go that route instead of taking the individual opinions of whoever's awake in the dead of the night for the states.

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>>27864706
You're slipping. :^)

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>>27864706

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>>27864706

Wait, are you telling me that people were just ponking without you?
Who would do such a thing?

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>>27859987
A bit late, but I want you to know I care still, even if the pacing got a bit mangled with irl stuff and multiple QM's I still love it

>>27864364
We can always violently revolt.

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Doxel is low tier ponkposter

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Why aren't you Doxelposting anon?

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We Doxel posting now?

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>>27864784
stealth-doxelposting

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>>27864736
Well I did some research to find a punishment that fit the feudal setting and this was what I found.
http://www.historyonthenet.com/medieval_life/crimeandpunishment.htm
>Throughout the medieval period it was believed that the only way to keep order was to make sure that the people were scared of the punishments given for crimes committed. For this reason all crimes from stealing to murder had harsh punishments.

>Although there were gaols, they were generally used to hold a prisoner awaiting trial rather than as a means of punishment. Fines, shaming (being placed in stocks), mutilation (cutting off a part of the body) or death were the most common forms of punishment.

>There was no police force in the medieval period so law-enforcement was in the hands of the community.

For the love of God, stop.

>>27864806
Still, gelding seems like a bad idea since it impacts the population growth. It'd be one thing if we were slaves, but we're peasants. We'd still have some rights.

>>27864806
What if I told you you don't have o be 100% historically accurate in your cartoon horse CYOA.

>>27864830
>peasants
>rights
It's no different than being a slave, except you can leave and die of starvation a little quicker.

>>27864806
You could always try to ask SIM Anons, I'll bet they would love your ideas.

>>27864830
You'd have as many rights as either the community or the nearest guy with a bunch of guards and a castle gives you. Don't like it, go kill him and his guards.

>>27864830
That is true.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serfdom
>Within his constraints, a serf had some freedoms. Though the common wisdom is that a serf owned "only his belly"—even his clothes were the property, in law, of his lord—a serf might still accumulate personal property and wealth, and some serfs became wealthier than their free neighbours, although this happened rarely. A well-to-do serf might even be able to buy his freedom.

>A serf could grow what crop he saw fit on his lands, although a serf's taxes often had to be paid in wheat. The surplus he would sell at market.

>The landlord could not dispossess his serfs without legal cause and was supposed to protect them from the depredations of robbers or other lords, and he was expected to support them by charity in times of famine. Many such rights were enforceable by the serf in the manorial court.

>>27864839
I can't help it. I have a tendency to be very pedantic sometimes, like a real life Sheldon Cooper.

>>27864364
Pegasi knights seems a bit off. The races seemed more separated than that and the pegasai culture felt somewhat similar to Spartans. Also with the way unicorns were more of an upper-class society, I doubt they'd easily give other races titles unless they were something truly special. Pegasai mercenaries might fit though and mercenaries tend to have weaker morals, making them even nastier. They'd also have some use for Earth ponies as guards and such.

>show accuracy
Be original.

>>27864954
Well peasants were often drafted in small numbers to fight for their lord if his lands were being invaded, so there are some historical parallels there.

>>27864954
As far as dangerous unicorns, it'd probably be some kind of sorcerer or battlemage since they don't like getting their hooves dirty.

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>>27864937
It's okay Pinkie.

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>doxel spam

>>27864839
Again, exactly what I was thinking. Actually, exactly what I was thinking was a lot ruder.

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>>27865181

>>27864431
>your wife
>not you

>>27864609
>how about a more mundane, cliche and less extreme punishment:
>pelted with rotten vegetables.
>cliche

in what way is this cliche?

>>27865319
It's a popular trope in things set in medieval times.
You get put in the stocks and then people through rotten food at you because you can't move and they're bored.

>>27865333
>through
throw

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>>27865297
Guys, somethings wrong with mine. Maybe we are overdoing it a little.

>>27865333
It fits ponies more than gelding. I don't know, the whole punishment thing sounded like adventure in your magical realm.

>>27865383
I'm not the guy running it.

>>27865405
His magical realm, then.

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>>27865346

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>>27865607

Your waifu an ugly

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>>27866042

>>27859897
how about a cyoa where anon decides how to end his life

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Guys, this poner needs the hose really bad. Should probably use a bigger hose than usual too.

Is it me or does Vince draw a pony then just doesn't stop drawing? He puts all kinds of shit on them

>>27866106
Not CYOA
Don't care

>>27866118
>being retarded
https://www.anonpone.com/virginharder/

>>27866124
nope

>>27866118
It is from cyoa. She's the Vizier from Crystal Symphony.

Waifu is not for sexual

Waifu is for bully

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>>27866452

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>>27866452
Before you billy ponies, remember to think about how you would like to be treated.

>>27866470
Shut up Twiggy.

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>>27866470
I like you, Twiggy.

>>27866470
Shut up twiggy piggy.

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>>27866452

reminder that twiggy is always right

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>>27866531

>>27866531
You don't have to like her, but she knows what she's talking about.

see >>27866567

Your waifu a cuck

>>27866638
JAD?

Hi!

>>27866766
Hello.

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>>27866638

I don't want to go to work CYOA. Can someone pay me to do /CYOA/ related things?

>>27866937
Start a patreon.

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>>27866937
You can be a professional Whispen appraiser.

>>27866937
If I like your stuff I might give you a couple bucks.

>>27866977

This is a Beard whispen, circa 2016, currently available on the market for roughly 100 memebux.

Its not that rare, but the slim and bendy look gives off a unique artistic flair.

>>27866978
Thanks, actually I don't have any stuff right now. But for the record I would also happily subscribe to the patreons of my favorite QMs.

>>27866994
Can you tell me more about the ear to head ratio?

>>27866952
http://patreon.com/user?u=3645065

>>27866994
>100 memebux
I didn't know my Whispen was worth more than I own.

>>27867118
the madman

>>27867118
Hot damn that $15 pledge.

>>27867118

>personalized shitpost.

I'm going to need to see an example.

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What's something you always wanted to see drawn, Anon?

>>27867339
my quest

>>27867339
Misty from Frostbitten.

>>27867339

Choosie getting the hose.

>>27867339
Mango cuddling June or Twiggy Piggy.

>>27867411
You shouldn't play with your food.

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>>27867288
Hey, wouldn't it be great if Anon made us all a nyx/anonfilly dual cyoa starring Grass and Princess Applejack?

(This is a trial shitpost provided by Anonymous Shitposter for your viewing pleasure! If you like what you see, you can support Anonymous Shitposter by joining her [im a grill btw] patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3645065)

>>27867459

Its not bad. The use of already established shitposting involving Anonfilly and Nxy could be subjectively decided to be either more or less effective based on its frequency of use. While the introduction of recent meme GRASS does increase the value of the shitpost, it is aged to a delicious flavor by the inclusion of unrelated general Princess Applejack.

Over all, it is of a good quality, but the frequency of use of the dualcyoa meme lowers the impact, being that people around here have grown used to it.

7/10.

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>>27867459

>>27867459
>>27867631
What is this Grass horse meme about? The only reason I come to /mlp/ anymore is cyoa so I'm behind on the memes.

>>27867659
Cancer.

>>27867659
>He doesn't browse every thread on this board for an enriched meme culture
What does this mena

>tfw you don't really have the time to read CYOAs anymore due to a new full time job and an unfortunate time zone.

Free time is a precious good.

>>27866064
I would gladly participate.

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>>27867659
Grass is a character made in the game Pony Town that is based off of the colors of the grass. This is also similar to the characters Sign, Rock, Sand / Dirt, and Apple.

>>27867659
What did you mena by this?

>>27867789
delet this

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>>27867813

>>27867774
Feels bad man, doesn't it?

>>27859987
Railroading them towards progress isn't a bad thing. If you don't then you'll slow down like Space did.

>>27867881
>Enemies scale with you
>We need to upgrade our stuff or we won't be prepared!

>>27867907
What?

>>27867923
The enemies in Space scaled with us for the most part. We weren't going to be able to overpower ourselves, but the players insisted on trying to instead of progressing the story.

>>27867940
We spent too much time on slice of life stuff too. Did Space Horse ever give us a tl;dr?

>>27867940
>Grinding

>>27867965
I don't think so.

>>27867986
Shit, it's a shame he gave up.

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>>27867969
>not grinding

>>27868195
>Plays level 10 character
>Goes into level 50 zone

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>>27868195
>not grinding

butt

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>>27868466
Go on...

>>27868503
quest

>>27868534
dropped

>>27868555
Whats wrong anon, don't like butt systems?
:^)

>>27868466

Hips.

>>27868534
Would it be a quest for butts or a quest by a butt? Or both, the quest of a butt for butts?

>>27867339

Emerald and Ruby as hookers.

>>27867339

A happy ending for a Bath character.

>>27867339
Aurora looking after some children.

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>>27866937
GC pls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N31hw-7C2w8

If you could write 3 simple rules that every QM would have to follow, much like Asimov's rules of robotics, what would those rules be?

>>27868775
Set a schedule.
Write some things down.
Always assume worse.

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>>27867402
>>27868630
I'm pretty sure that I've done both of these things at least once.

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>>27868690

>>27868788
>Always assume worse.
explain

>>27868799
If you are doubtful about having enough time for a session, don't run. If you're not sure if you are in the mood, don't run. If your players have troubles with "obvious" puzzle, give them more clues. And so on. Be always prepared for the worst possibility.

>>27868829
Okay yeah, fair enough.

>>27868829
>If you are doubtful about having enough time for a session, don't run. If you're not sure if you are in the mood, don't run.
>Set a schedule.
How?

>>27868957
In a very simple way. Prepare the schedule according to your free time, then in case of not running, tell your players.

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>these two will never be cute with each other again

>Worse still, we don't know if they fugged

Why were we put on this board? To suffer?

>>27869093
Late start

>>27869107
can someone give me two-sentence-summary of what happened since Choosie vanished?

>>27868775
1) Run when and what you want, never out of obligation. A QM running when they don't want to will affect the quality of the story.
2) Be upfront about whether or not you are going to have lewd, edge, gets, or humans. It will prevent bitching by players later on.
3) Never let major story events be determined by random chance unless you're doing something lighthearted or silly. I trust a QM a thousand times more than some dice to provide me with a proper story.

>>27869125
I can but I won't

>>27869125
It turns out Discord was behind it, and sent Zero on an adventure to get her back, and search for Meadowbrook's artifacts in the meantime.
Zero got the research team working on a communicator, and recruited ponies to go adventuring with him while it was being completed.

Resuming Miracle: controlling boogaloo.
>>27869172

Ninja
>>27869259

>>27869259
We're close to uncovering the truth now.
>inb4 16 plot twists

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>>27869272

>>27869044
That seems to be the case, yes.

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I want to join Queen Basil's hive.

I want to lovingly hold Angel Wing's hooves

>>27869798

Thanks again. Looks very good Dox.

>>27869798
Dox, you have a serious Basil obsession. At least spread your autism over multiple pones.

>>27869800
Good thing she's barren

>>27869821
If not for the nefarious Wal-Mart we'd probably have some boatpones too

>>27869821
I'm trying, anon. The last three were for Super and the one before that was Miracle. I just keep coming back to Curse. It has a hold on me.

>>27869798
Me too, anon.

>>27869844
Kinda overrated if you ask me. Sure it's good but not crazy good.

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>>27869844
I guess that means you're cursed.

>>27869908
Doxel's rating system starts at 'crazy good' and goes up from there.

>>27869911
Lightning Carlos Dust pls.

Sorry for the delay - got held up by IRL stuff again. Will update the thread soon. Just desperately need food first.

>>27870390
The thread is dead, Inept. You're too late.
It's over.

So, is that generic looking mare, Inept's pon?
Is her cutie mark literally a typical grill?

>>27870469
Yes. With little poners being cooked on it instead of meat.