612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is still storytimed here!
>>27764011
The Wonderbolts Handbook is storytimed here!
>>27814343
Discord's more or less remained on non-malevolent behavior since Celestia asked Fluttershy and the others to try rehabilitation. A chaotic spirit such as he still might not really respect the time of year, though - if the ground should be shedding snow into the sky, he can make it so. His actions are never too predictable, though of late he has a schedule for tea time in Ponyville at least. Who knows what sort of mischief he'll dream up next?It'll be mostly harmless, though, right?
>>27817801
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
fillycorns!
Pick the ponies up against their will
Let's ride, MLPG
>>27823720
I'm busy letting the ponies hold me
>>27823715
Arrogance ponies.
>>27823722
oh god what happened
>colt
>human
>>27823758
fuck off
>>27823760
you got it, boss
>>27823729
>two appajacks
Best post of the thread right here folks
someone say christmas in july?
>>27823771
no
derpy dies
Arise, zombie Derpy! Arise!
>>27823790
Is her butt weak to fire?
>>27823784
Don't believe in Derpy.
Believe in yourself, who believes in you.
looks like someone has a fetish!
>>27823793
Most of the ponies are weak to fire.
They only have resistance to magic and strike damage.
>>27823758
Oh jeez
>>27823801
>resistance to strike damage.
That explains why we haven't seen any French ponies!
HEYOO
>>27823801
So I can WPSHH them without killing them?
>>27823813
It's considered rude
>>27823836
I wish Rose wasn't so dead
>>27823844
I wish Jesse was still here,Along with other artists we had...
>>27823844
>>27823863
Skeletons are pretty poor company, though
>>27823872
how many horse condoms does she have stashed?
>>27823877
>Pinkie
>condoms
>>27823883they're edible
>>27823872
Jesus Christ, Pinkie is me.
>>27823890
ARE YOU A PRETTY PINK PONY
>>27823872You feel it too, don't you?
>>27823890
>>27823896
I KNEW IT
>Horse porn
Do you guys sometimes find horsefuckery references in the least expected place?
>>27823938
I watched Krull recently.
I immediately thought of MLP when this scene came on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5G4puptHvo
horses are so fucking majestic holy shit
>>27823938
god that channel is so stupid nowadays
>Today is National Fried Chicken Day
>>27823988
>Anon unhand my rear!
>>27823957
Thy really aren't unless you spend a lot of time grooming them and taking good care of them.
Most horses are ugly, smelly and dirty.
The ones in movies and equitation farms and stuff are actually nice and pretty even in my horse hating opinion.
>>27824024
you'd groom your waifu
wouldn't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCWKE20orI4
Someone draw changelings rapping this
>>27824069
Of course.
Ponies aren't even close to how disgusting real horses are. They can take care of themselves and they wash and use toilet paper.
Also my waifu is probably way cleaner than the usual pony
>>27824069
Who wouldn't?
>>27824080
I heard Rarity doesn't floss and sometimes gets pieces of food stuck in her horseteeth the entire day
>>27824080
rarity is much dirtier in other ways
>>27824097
i heard that her coat isn't naturally white if you catch my drift
>>27824127
UGLY FILLY
G
L
Y
>>27824111
it always looks the whitest after she goes out to one of those zebra parties she keeps talking about
>>27824136
Wow kill yourself faggot
>>27824184
Do you think the reason Strongfilly is so ugly is because she mutilated herself in a botched suicide attempt?
Not every mare gets a partner for Estrus.
>>27824234
loiro and benben found a loophole for the stallion shortage
BOOP FIGHT!
pony has the perfect boop design
>>27824299
That's not booping, that's just hitting.
>>27824302
>>27824302
ANON NO
THERE ARE FOALS AROUND
oh wait
Go on
>>27824309
those marshmallow hooves are love taps
>>27823722
Looks perfect for jousting
>tfw we'll never see Moondancer again
bebsi
>>27824387
When she shows up again you're going to look really silly
>>27824387
well, we did see her in the season 5 finale
>>27824431
>>27824431
That episode was so fucking great
>>27824518
As are all Rarity episodes
Would you fags quit turning my mom into a dragon and telling her 'it's time'.
I wish Cadance was my mom
>>27824594
Fine, I'll turn her into Obama
https://my.mixtape.moe/opcigp.webm
>>27824594
Absolutely not.
>>27824601
I wonder who Obama's favorite pony is.
I bet it's Pinkie.
>>27824598
Peetzer horse and Shiny would be fun parents.
>>27824617
https://my.mixtape.moe/ojpvli.mp4
Hey little apple filly.
Do you think it's silly?
All the ones you tell your troubles to
they don't really care for you
slut
>>27824620
>Cool dad to read comics with and will likely never go to jail
>Loving mother that probably won't constantly remind you that you're the most disappointing out of her two kids
Yeah...
>>27824622
What does he have to say about Celestia?
>>27824638
And a sister who can obliterate empires with a sneeze
>>27824642
https://my.mixtape.moe/ezkklf.mp4
>>27824667
I'm amazed that he never fully said the word "behead"
>>27824654
Why can't this horse life be my life?
>>27824667
CELESTIA IS BORING, OLD MAN
>>27824675
That generator has issues pronouncing certain words correctly, and even if it does, pieces of other words might be stuck to it from where it was originally cut from.I know for a fact that it cannot pronounce Bane without the use of any kind of video editing software.
>>27824667
>even points with the index finger at some point of the video
Amazing
>>27824654
Flurry heart would be a great sister, but don't make her watch those dirty ponimes, there a lot of incest in those shows
>You feel like you're going to have a bad time
>>27824667
>Cell
>Lest
>Tea
I want to bully that pegasus
>>27824772
>Cell
>Tea
Now I'm thinking of a dragon ball z Cell Celestiatail absorbing someone
>>27824774
rekt
>>27824774
here the real version of this page
>>27824774
Do not bully the pegasi
>>27824774
>telling someone how to do something vs. git gud
>>27824806
>I don't know how guys in the military talk to each other
They give each other shit all the time. It's kinda funny watching two guys from different branches go at it.
New synopsis is up.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-28-pranks-later/EP013304160143?aid=zap2it
>>27824865
Oh boy it's MMDW2.0
>>27824865
MMDW flashbacks kicking in!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27824865
It's just a prank, bro.
>>27824874
>>27824876
Nice to know that I had the same though when this popped up.
Surely it can't be that bad though, right?
>>27824883
>Surely it can't be that bad though, right?
Hope for the best, expect the worst
>>27824865
Can't wait for the synopsis on Flurry Heart of the Swarmthat one was real too, wasn't it?
>>27824865
>It's a Rainbow Dash episode
>>27824883
The other half seems ripped out of Griffon the Brush Off, so we might get an episode that is only 50% bad....
Just kidding. Either it is the new staff stepping on the same mine again or its the Hasbro guy trying to amend for MMDW.
I honestly hope its the latter but the synopsis doesn't seem to support that view.
>>27824890
We don't know for sure yet. I think up to 19 got confirmed title-wise and that's it.
>>27824865
I foresee absolutely no shitposting about this episode whatsoever
>>27824890
>that one was real too, wasn't it?
For serious, anon. Not only have those things been correct all the time, we even had instances of someone coming over and dropping the introduction part of the episodes about 15 minutes before airing.
It's as legit as it gets.
>>27824865
I want Rainbow Dash to be ridden!!!
>>27824908
so by taste of her own medicine, the other ponies are going to have a dog fuck her?
>Flurry Heart of the Swarm
>28 Prank Later
How are they even getting away with these?
I can't believe we will see Chrysalis again. I thought she was gone for good from the show when they started making comics about her.
>>27824904
Weren't those scripts posted here just from one of the writer's twitter?
>>27824919
>Flurry Heart of the Swarm
Someone at Hasbro is a fan of Starship Troopers, I guess?
>>27824929
They weren't posted on EQD so I honestly wouldn't even be aware of that.
>>27824947
>>27824919
Didn't they already change one of the titles between the leak and release?
It was obviously the same episode, if what I'm remembering actually happened, just with a different title.
I think it might have been Gift of the Maud Pie?
No, maybe Saddlle Row Review.
>>27824956
Fuck, I remembered it as soon as I hit post.
It was Saddle Row Review, the first time we heard about it it was called Saddle Row and Rec and they changed it for some reason.
Its possible that the more blatant references are working titles or something and will be similarly adjusted, although its really unlikely at this point.
>>27824915We cant show that in a TV series.
DECEPTIPONES, MOBILIZE
>>27824865
>rainbow dash episode
I hope it's actually done well
>>27824929
I think I saw them on a twitter account from show staff, yeah
>>27824928
Oh man, they will sure try to outdo This Day Aria.
Thin they can manage?They already have a setup ready for the recore with Chrysalis and Cadence.
Pony revealed she was a skeleton disguised as a pony the whole time.
>>27824988
I can do that too, skelly.
>>27824980
>rainbow dash episode
>done well
Low hopes
>>27825035
At least there'll be cute ponies.
Honestly Rainbow Dash episodes are better than Applejack episodes
why would ponies eat tofu anyway
>>27825085
>tfw you'll never spoon a horse
>>27823713
>>27825114
Never say never
>>27825113
Princess Fluttershy has outlawed eating meat.
>>27825092
>Acts like a dumb hick when imitating Applejack
>She herself is dumb as fuck
>>27825133
Applejack hasn't displayed much more stupidity than intelligence and competence, either. Its just the writers' snobbish attitude.
Fleetfootalmostwettingherself
>>27825133
Not a nice pone, sometimes.
>>27824876
Is there an episode worse than MMDW?
>>27825182
I think i hated Equestria Games ever more.
Beyond that, no. Even fucking Princess Spike is great by comparison.
>>27825114
Wouldn't Princess Celestia's giant horsecock get in the way?
>>27825182
Princess Spike is unwatchable which makes it worse than MMDW which is just bad.
The One Where PP Knows is also astonishingly bad and shits on much more than just a single character.
>>27825182
OWTEW
>>27825190
>Princess Spike is great in comparison to MMDW
No way. They're on the same level of shit. Equestria Games are down there too, sure.
>>27825229
Princess Spike had its moments.
EG and MMDW had not one redeemable moment, that i can recall.
>>27825133
She's rather smart though. Just in a special way.
>>27824865
>The Mysterious Mare Do Well 2.0
well fuck
>>27825182
Slice of life
>>27825283
>mfw all the REEE over that episode
Pony was a mistake
Fillies and dogs
>>27825283
The only bad part of that episode was the song Octavia/Vinyl whipped up, the rest was great fun.
Had me laughing almost the entire way through.
>>27825365That's a nice bon butt
>>27825365
Bon Connery
>>27825382
Those comments are inappropriate and unappreciated Anon.
>>27825365
I agree, it was great
Fillies and colts.
>>27825402
I'm still salty that the guard scene got axed
>>27825452
>>27825461
>>27825461
Fillies and colts interacting.
>>27825365
I disagree, it was terrible.
>finally some non shitflinging over SoL
Thank god.
>>27825402
She's such a ponelet.
>>27825459
What guard scene?
>>27825510
Celestia's and Luna's guards bickering
I have bought tight yoga pants for all the ponies.
>>27825496
And that's your opinion, which is completely fine.
>>27825510
There was supposed to be a scene where the guards of Luna and Celestia mimicked their bickering for fun, IIRC.
>>27825517
>There was supposed to be a scene where the guards of Luna and Celestia mimicked their bickering for fun
>we didn't get to see this
>>27825530
Hello there, anon!Hasn't Reddit dropped the show altogether by now?
>>27825526
My only regret about the episode aside from the obvious.
Man it's getting awfully stuffy in here
Can someone open the windows?
>>27823713
smooze is chilling with some icecream
>>27825548
If THIS board is full of faggots who dropped the show after 'muh s3', but still come here anyway, what makes you think reddit would be any different.
>>27825564
smooze seems like a bro
When I grow up I want to be a filly.
>>27825548
Just from scrolling over the "new" section of r/mylittlepony it looks like they are at less than a dozen posts per hour.
So even at our slowest (like right now, with 0.36 ppm for this thread) MLPG alone is already way faster than them
>>27825566
I occasionally look for new stuff in there but all I could find is an endless stream of reposts of art akin to what had happened with all the non-pony forum communities.
Sufficient to say, the fandom is settling into a much tighter sphere of communities (EQD, DB, MLP Forums, us and /mlp/... did I forget any English ones?) of which Reddit is not a part of.
>>27825596
That's more akin to threads than posts here
>>27825608
I counted comments on their submissions, too. Not just submissions. Those are even lower.
Mare asks for your submission.
>>27825615
Oh
>>27825579
Being a filly is hard, though.
>>27825650
I hear filly class is rough.
>>27825650
There's a reason the filly unemployment rate is so high. Even if they took filly college
>>27825660
>Tornado Bolt has been trying to write a paper for seven months now
Poor filly
Filly already did it, 35 minutes ago
I want Luna to be my mommy.
>>27825701
Well you're in luck!
http://derpy.me/j2rsH
>>27825229
>>27825248
>Equestria Games
>Bad
nice meme
>>27825713
How high do you have to be to enjoy that episode
what kind of mare would you be
>>27825723
The male kind
>>27825705
I ain't clicking that shit nyugga
>>27825723
Very small mare.
Filly sized mare.
>>27825736
why are you so small
>>27825723
The not mare kind.
Pegasus. Stallion.
>>27825723
Why do you all want to be mares or worse, fillies
>>27825739
So that i can let all the stallions fuck a filly only legally.
>>27825723
>"Don't pop a boner"
>when she's making those kinds of comments
For what purpose?
>>27825723
>Mare's cutie mark isn't a screw/nail
Missed opportunity
>>27825729
JUST DO IT
>>27825746
Fillies aren't legal?
>>27825729
It'll beworth your time
>>27825743
I really really want to have sex with male horses, but i'm none too keen on the whole poop hole thing.
>>27825759
So they say
>>27825743
I don't.
>>27825768
>he doesn't want to be a total butt slut
Faggot
>>27825729
>>27825767
I just clicked it.
Don't.
>>27825756
Why is Nyx cosplaying as Celestia?
>>27825786
If i don't get to be the filly/mare, then that is still a way to go.
I would fuck seaponies
>>27825915
>"Before this season started I saw a pic of the baby and my first thought was "kill it with fire", but now that I see her in a episode I realized.... I was right."
You know, weeb bronies aren't that bad.
>>27825871
How, though
>>27825966
man comics always do this shit
they always rotate in and out their heroes and this is nothing new
>>27825743
>worse
J-janny?
>>27825931
But she was cute
>>27825966
but I want /co/ to stay
>>27826006
>Applebloom's first orgasm
Fillies are like files.
>>27826032
I want to give apple bloom her first orgasm.
>>27826039
I'm not sure who I like more: her or Sweetie Belle.
>>27826064
There is no question.
Appabam
>>27826082
who gives a shit
>>27826011
I'll always be here for you, anon. The shitty state of /co/ will always keep me hereWould you like some comic recs?
The MLPG Hiatus Stream is back under http://stram.horse/?s=mlpg-hiatusor currently also as default stream
I'll stream season 3 till we get new pones, starting on the upcoming Sunday with episode 1-3 at 10 pm GMT
I'll add the dates for the other streams later into the calendar
>>27826082
What's that?
>>27826088What's wrong with that page? I don't read too many comics
>>27826086
>>27826097
How do you function
>>27826081
That's a strong apple.
>>27826082
cool
>>27826112Nothing. It's just one of my favorite Spider-Man stories and I wanted to post it. I'm not the type of guy that complains about shit that has always happened in comics I just steer clear of books that don't interest me
>>27826131
>How do you function
>>27826088
>tfw /co/ is shit now
>>27826150
Is that Team Rocket?
>>27826160
it's gonna be okay, anon.
It's gonna be okay.
>>27826160
>thought /co/ was getting better after rebirth dropped
>It just went back to being shitty a few days later
I want 2009 /co/ back.
>>27826165
Just a bunch of kids in over their heads
>>27826090
aw hell yeah
>>27826154
I need a fancy hat
>>27826173
>>27826173
Is it really though?
>>27826214
Yeah.
>>27826231
S-source?
>is a rainbowcunt episode
fucking cunthorse
>>27826244
nobby's lewd tumblagh.
Have fun, it was posted two months ago at least.
>>27826256
and then anon's evening was gone
>>27826256
>too lazy to search
>google is shit
>>27826231
what a cute dock
>>27826271
>best guess for this image: "head"
that's clearlyanalthough
>>27826256
I want to fug the princesses
Filly wants a redemption arc.
>>27826271
>>27826256
>nobby's tumblr theme is one of the shitty infinite scroll ones
Motherfuck
>>27826283
>large
das right
>>27826283
they are very attractive in any form
except generic anime balloontits
>>27826283
Dat celestia
>>27826283
it's shit
>>27826332
>>27826338
No tears.
>>27826371
why are they look the same
>>27826371
I sure love literal sameface trash
please don't shitpost about the princesses
it displeases them greatly
>>27826382
>>27826388
Magical goddess sisters.
Would you ride it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxxPyaAT1k
>>27826389
ara ara
>>27826389
>spaerk drew snakeluna
>but didn't draw snakelestia
for what purpose
Almost six years later and I still don't like humanized art
>>27826231source?
>>27826399
it's all fun and games until the blades tilt slightly and cut off your testicles
>>27826407
Herny's princesses are pretty good.
His THICClestia is the stuff of boners.
>>27826407
I only like it when it caters to my kinks
>>27826407
I like it when it isn't blatant pandering to horny virgins
Have you actually fapped it to CelestiaPony Celestia
>>27826442
I thought it was a sin to not fap to the princesses
>>27826442
have you not?
>>27826407
I like well drawn ones non kinky included
>>27826399
that thing looks extremely inefficient and dangerous.
>>27826442
are there alternatives
like
dragon celestia
because I also did that
>>27826441
le virgin maymay
just for you
>>27826389
I want to feed that snake horse with lesser horses
>>27826442
Yeah
That one braeburned picture of them is pretty 10/10
>>27826470
what?
>>27826455
gross she's all human and shit
>>27826442
Pony celestia
dragon celestia
snake celestia
human celestia
giraffe celestia
There's no celestia I haven't jerked it to
>>27826483
Black Celestia?
>>27826483
what about spiderlestia?
>>27826483ross celestia?
>>27826407
the ones that are not fapbait can be pretty nice
>>27826483
Lyra Celestia?
The two canonical princesses are literally the cutest ponies in all of equestria.
>>27826488
And orange too!
>>27826490
I'll have to look for that.
I wouldn't mind a bee celestia.
>>27826491
There is a limit.
>>27826489
have some more
>>27826478
http://i.imgur.com/h86p5O6.png
>>27826504
>bee celestia.
>>27826498
>that anatomy
>nice
those things look like someone learned to draw only bratzs and barbies.
You can't just jerk it to Princess Celestia
she's like motherly and pure and shit
>>27826514
dumb fucking fetish
>>27826514
It's a bee!
But it's also Celestia!
>>27826523
She can be many things anon
>>27826498
I prefer that artist's pony andanthrostuff more.
>>27826523
Please, after so many centuries of being the 'pure motherly' figure she's probably craving a good dicking.
>>27826514
It's hip to fuck bees
>>27826531
their ponies are pretty great. just arbitrarily picked a human picture at random.
>>27826532
No I don't want to think of her like that. She is my pure and living waifu. Not a slut!
>>27826528
moth gf > bee gf
Mothlestia when?
>>27826525
It's crazy. I've been stung by a bee once in my entire life and I cannot imagine getting sexual pleasure from it. This is coming from a guy that wants to be whipped until he bleeds.
>>27826534
Is it?
The sombraposting will commence soon, might as well squeeze a good last pic
DO NOT DATE INSECTS
>>27826565
oh come on
the bugs are friendly
>>27826556
Sombraposting?
>>27826548
>moth gf > bee gf
That could be, moths can be stunningly beautiful.
Bees are pretty great too though.
http://imgur.com/W6GS40b
>>27826549
It'sthe bee's knees
>>27826565
Absolutely do date the insect pones.
>>27826565
hey man don't be such a BUZZkill
>>27826573
you know
the broken english guy that hates the comics and celestia
>there's going to be a changeling episode soon
I just hope is not about chrysalis.
>>27826543
Then make it so she's only a slut for you.
>>27826622
DO NOT MAKE THAT FACE EVER AGAIN FILLY
>celestia, species swap, spider yelds no results
WHERE'S NOBBY
WHERE THE GODDAMN IS NOBBY
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
>>27826576
>bee love juice on food
I didn't know I wanted this until now. Damn you anon
>>27826602
This one is actually kinda cute.
>>27826637
I just want a changeling visiting ponyville.
>>27826651
Well, we'll be getting to Changeling plots to one might be purely changeling without her
>>27826655
I hope the new episode has a lot of changeling plots
Is it okay to jerk it to Chrysalis if you jerked it to Celestia
>>27826675
Why not all of them
>>27826675
it's never okay to jerk it to Chrysalis
>>27826625
Oh hey bojack S3 just started.
Take filly's lunch money
>>27826719
That's not until the 22nd.
>>27826737
I will, but only in exchange for a reasonable lunch
>>27826744
Filly will get a steak sandwich with extra meatand baby carrots on the side
>>27826740
Oh shit you're right. I thought it was the 22nd of june.
>>27826753
Fillies can't eat meat.
>>27826787
Sure they can.
>>27826799
But they don't live in America.
>>27826787
Are you sure?
They eat my meat no problem.
>>27826952
>tfw too many pretty ponies to lewd
I want them all damn it
praise applejack
>>27826986
Is that a giant Mecha AJ?
>>27824876
I didn't notice this before. Thanks!
>>27826952
>>27827035
what would she have been the princess of if she ever made it?
>>27827067
The junk heap.
>>27827005
Pretty sure it's just a stone statue.
The guy is not making Metal Fatigue nor MechCommander.
>>27827074
TRASHPRINCESS
Immortal Hearts, a Daring Do fanfiction by Rainbow Dash
Daring Do gulped hard. She looked at the vast temple before her and knew that this would be her greatest adventure yet. She stepped up to the temple, but before she even touched the temple steps a whole bunch of flaming snakes flew out of the entrance. Danger Do looked at them with determination and kicked them out of her way. “Snakes are totally unawesome” she thought to herself and continued to the temple entrance. The inside of the temple was dark and scary. The pungent scent of mildew emanated from the wet dungeon walls. But Daring Do was brave and would get the secret treasure. Not even she knew what the treasure was: only that the legends said that it was a secret. The temple was a long hallway filled with spiders and lava and traps and monsters. Daring Do knew what had to be done. With a mighty thrust of her wings, she was able to perform a sonic rainboom and make the whole temple explode except for the treasure room.
Daring Do opened the treasure room and saw that the treasure was none other than Spitfire of the Wonderbolts! “Of course!” Daring Do thought! “The real treasure is true love!” Spitfire beckoned Daring Do over with her hot, half-closed eyes that would drive any pegasus insane. Daring Do looked in Spitfire's eyes and knew that they both wanted each other. Daring Do kissed Spitfire on the mouth and started rubbing her wings. They played like this for what seemed to be like eons before Spitfire broke the kiss. “Oh Rainbow Dash, you're so amazing!” “I know” said Daring Do. Then Daring Do and Spitfire had sex and it was the best sex ever! Then Spitfire and Daring Do got married and Daring Do was made leader of the Wonderbolts and she went down in history as the best adventurer/flier in all of Equestria!
THE END. (...or is it!?)
>>27827177
But what if i get a boner?
>>27826442
I've fapped to Horse Celestia
>>27827235
this wouldn't happen in linkyville!
Who's smarter, Twilight or Starlight?
>>27827220
Ever seen Alien?
>>27827286
Star Swirl
>>27827294
What movie would you watch with fluttershy
>>27827286
>>27827298
Oh man, I get to go up to the airport and see a special presentation byTHE THUNDERBIRDS.
>>27827347
She dumb
>>27827365
She's like Geser-tier of smartness Anon.
>>27827382
If she's so smart why didn't she make any friends.
>>27827432
She does have friends though, Inkwell for example.
>>27827346
Probably a nature documentary if that counts
>>27827353
DA THUNDERBIRDS
>>27827442
Twilight has Inkwell...
Oh my God, inkwell is a WHORE.
I need help, guys!
Where's a link to the super cool Wonderbolts Academy guide? I lost mine and need to cram for the exam
The mare lets out one final, desperate squeal before she loses her grip and is pulled into the basement window by gnarled green hands. You hear the echoing thump of pineapples dropping off their pile and rolling on the floor, then silence.
>>27827353
Is that when the Wonderbolts preform after eating at the Tasty Treat?
>>27827467
How did you lose yours?
>>27827467
There's only Dash's copy running around but she's fucking retarded so she drew all over it and didn't even answer any of the questions properly
>>27827467
All the PonyDF links I found were either behind paywalls or dead.
Preview when?
>>27827472
>Anon has street level basement window
>Just pulls ponies in
>>27827533
why doesn't anyone stop that monster
he's taken thirty ponies, he's like a goddamn trapdoor spider of non-consensual cuddling (?)
>>27827554
They've tried, where do you think they are?
>>27827554
You'd think the trail of candy would tip them off.
>>27827528
I want to be dominated by an evil, red-eyed rarity, I said it. Get me in some weird unicorn vampire erotica, I don't give a fuck. I'm into it.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27827568
I'm pretty sure he hasn't sealed off the basement door. How would he get out, otherwise?
Surely a dragon strike team could take him down.
>>27827568
Why don't we just make a mob with torches and pitch forks
That always works
>>27827582
You know what, that sounds like a good idea, it's only midnight but I could use some rest
https://www.derpibooru.org/1155683
>>27827595
>only midnight
>>27827611
SPOOKY SPOOKY SKELLINGTON
>>27827576
Red eyes don't mean evil. Music pone would take offense to this if she weren't too busy being chill.
>>27827598
>>27827514
>My rolls are buttered
Ponies are adorably inept
>>27827630
>music horse
>red eyes
>>27827630
i wish music pone's eyes actually were red.
>>27827647
Because we need an albino pony?
Here's what I want to know: when did the word 'pone' start getting used?
>>27827485
I let Rainbow Dash borrow it and-
>>27827514
Oh no, she didn't... She drew all over my guide?!
>>27827656
http://mlpg.co/hyperindex/
you have a lot of checking left to do
How do you punish a pony?
>>27827686
Withhold affection.
Princess Luna used her cock as a haunted house on nightmare night.
She didn't install an exit.
>>27827656
>>27827681
I want to say it was originally because of a word filter and that people first used poni, but I haven't exhaustively researched this.
The ponies are here to help!
The ponies fucked everything up!
The pony is the best at what she does.
And what she does is very nice.
Not again
The ponies are tired of your faggotry!
>>27827700
Tell her I want to meet her after nightmare night and go into her haunted house if she promises to put me in her vagoo after and rise me.
>>27827737
Stop fluffing the bush, it's fluffy enough!
>>27827737
I wish a cute pony would do my yard work. I'd pay her in cuddles
>>27827737
fluff fluff fluff fluff
fluff fluff fluff fluff
>>27827572
You mean to tell me that he has candy, for free?!
>>27827762
Pony slavery
>>27827737
She spends hours fluffing them.
Then the weekly ponyville disaster blows them up somehow.
>>27827760
It needs to be so fluffy it drowns when watered!
I really wish earth ponies didn't shit on the streets
>>27827762
Pony can't pay her taxes with cuddles. You need bits, anon.
>>27827656
no idea but it has been established years ago
>>27827786
You say that but Pegasi are worse.
They could at least fucking warn people.
>>27827849
she really
brightened up
>>27827849
Im about to make a tattoo on my calf, can I get some honest opinions? Pic related.
>>27827700
How common is cock vore in Equestria?
>>27827884
If you really want a horse tattoo that'd be a good one
>>27827884
>Slutset Shitter
Better for a tramp stamp
>>27827884
>>27827911
Its cutiemark of celestia with Luna one inside it, dude.
>>27827911
It's Celestia with Luna's inside you massive fucking sperg
>>27827918
>>27827921
That's even worser
Pick one not both
>July 12th
too soon man too soon
https://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Guardians-Princess/dp/B01BTUK2WU/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1467803777&sr=1-48&keywords=my+little+pony&refinements=p_n_availability:1248837011&linkCode=sl1&tag=equestr-20&linkId=8a82ebd794965f92fbd3aa513144b48a
>>27827949
NMM when? I don't really like the Celestia one.
>>27827884
For a pone related tattoo that is pretty good.
The question is rather how smart a pone related tattoo is in generalI wrote "cutie mark" instead of "tattoo" twice at first and only caught it when I proofread the post
After getting a Celestia tattoo several ponies have begun mistaking you for the princess.
They are not smart creatures.
would you give Fluttershy a bath?
Anon is under arrest for booping a minor.
>>27827975
>>27827893
Im woking night shifts since forever, so I would just tell to randoms that moon is my sun. Sounds alright to me.
Anon is under arrest for booping a Major.
Anon is under arrest for booping a diminished 7th
>>27827884
I think it would look a little gay on a dude, especially on the calf. But if you're a gay dude it's fine.
>>27828027
It's hard not to do. She's so cute
>>27828012
Of course. I'd love to give little pegasususus baths.
>>27827984
perfect
>>27828039
Actually Im closet gay, will it give me away too easily?
>>27828069
I don't think it looks particularly gay
>>27828069
Lil bit, it leans on the feminine side since basically any space/constellation/astrology themed tattoos tend to do so.
But it's not a matter of what I think about it, just make sure you're going to like it in 20 years. And keep in mind that it's going to show every summer.
>>27828081
>>27827884
Also get this one across your chest.It looks alright I suppose
>>27827884
I've had a ring made for me. Waaay easier to manage.
>>27828085
>>27828091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18CGW9P5Y9M
>>27828101Can you take a pic of it?
>>27828099
I can't imagine that looking good as a chest tattoo, It'd work better as a small one
>>27828109
It has the Lyra cutie mark inside too.It's actually the first part of the set I want.
>>27828069
I'd give the design to a good tattoo artist and ask for an original take on it. Don't cheap out on body art.
Speaking of tattos, what is your favorite cutiemark design?
>>27828172
inb4 white splotch on pink
>>27828172
Can we all agree that Cheerilee is sweet and kind?
>>27828188
Looks like a piece of modern art
>>27828193
She is the best teacher we could hope for.
>>27828172
In terms of design I'm probably with you, that one rubs me just right.
You're gonna have to try harder than THAT!
>>27828099
Get that on the small of your back you flaming homo.
>cute mare climbs up in your lap
>she's a lot bigger than you
>you can't really move much, snuggled up underneath her
>she starts kissing you
>you can feel her mare bits starting to squeeze up next to your dick
>"Shhhh.... shhh, shhh...." She whispers. "You're my little pony tonight..."
>her wings close around you as she starts to mess with your zipper
How fucked are you?
boop'er in the snooter
>>27828308
Not very since I haven't even put it in yet
>>27828308
She's adorable enough I'm totally OK with letting her be the big spoon.
>>27828308
I dunno, sounds pretty good to me.I'll get her back next time, maybe even stealthily in public so she can't turn it around.
>>27828397
>you will never tease her in public, making her squirm and stifle her moans to not get found out
Filly the pony.
Stallion the filly.
Pony the Stallion.
Colts mind their own business.
>>27828516
>>Pony the Stallion.
If you say so
>>27828522
hah gaaaaaaaaaay
sex with a pony
or
sex with an equestria girl
>>27828516
Cuddle the colt
>>27828535
>eating a good steak or eating rancid dog diarrhea
Filly demands reparation money.
>>27828532
I mean, yeah
>>27828535
>asking mlpg if they'd rather have sex with anything other than a horse.
you crack me up, anon!
>>27828543
Please do not insult dog diarrhea
>>27828535
why not both
I need more cute horses
please make with the cute horses
>>27828535
Yes.
>>27828618
Make what with the cute horses?
>>27828618
>>27828535
stallion sex with an equestria girl
>>27828625
A pyramid.
>>27828618
The most recent cute horse.
>>27828638
She was alright for sure
Mares seem to have better luck than stallions when it comes to the show using non standard puppets
>>27828661
>She was alright for sure
She was utterly fantastic.
>>27828661
But that same episode had a non standard stallion.
>>27828682
Way overdressed for my taste
I did like that she was a different puppet that was not ugly though, that was great
>>27828695
Spa stallion uses the bog standard background stallion puppet
>>27828703
That's not the episode I was talking about, you potato.
>>27828703
>Way overdressed for my taste
That's some laugh coming from a collar lover. And he meant her dad, genius.
>>27828717
Oh, Well yes, thats exactly my point. That guy is totally hideous, which is why I said it was great she got a good looking alt puppet. It definitely isn't the case for the alt puppet stallions in most instances. Especially him, he uses the fat puppeteer stallion puppet
designated
ded
>>27828919
We all stopped posting because you showed up
>>27828919
>>27828919
why did you ded us anonymous?
What have you done?
>>27829010
Well maybe if someone didn't imprison all the ponies in a basement most people here wouldn't beb themselves out of loneliness.
Just saying
I want to imprison Scootaloo in a basement and keep her alive on a diet consisting solely of chicken tendies.
>>27829034
No one is imprisoned anon its open invite!
>>27829044
Oh right, they come in only if they want but they con only leave if you allow it.
And you never allow it.
Also it's a goddamn coincidence that there's a trail of pony treats that lead from the sidewalk to you house.
I want Twilight and Rarity to rub their mare meat together in my mouth and give me a cream filling
>>27829158
I should fap to this again, it's been a while.
>>27828631
Fillies are not horses.
>>27829173
The Derpy scene was the best
I know it's been a while, but how do you guys feel about this season's premiere?
Feel any different about Flurry?
>>27829176
fillies are by definition horses
just like every other pone
>>27829176
>>27829182
She's such a cutie.
>>27829197
she is a great horse
>>27829232
Imagine if Newbie Dash was just twenty minutes of cuddling
How cute would it be
>>27829205
I'd fuck her, but in a loving way.
>>27829187I liked Flurry because they didn't ent overboard with her.The depowering plot was kinda dumb but I'm alright with it.
>>27829244
THE CUDDLEBOLTS
http://mezkalito.tumblr.com/
>>27829261
I can't belive smile is fucking dead
>>27829337
Once again into the abyss.
We're so dead nobody will notice I posted a filly.
>>27829337
>>27829355
>>27829365
Somebody's been manually spamming "Barney" threads.
>>27829369
Futa Twilight noticed.
>>27829376
Wow, I had to leave the lifeboat to see if you weren't bullshitting. I knew barneyfag was a despicable piece of slime but this is something else.
Two threads from dead so like five minutes in barney time.
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