Dazzling Thread #204

>>27772361
You're awfully persistent, aren't you?

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>>27772382
Maybe.
Now, where were we?
Oh yes.
Whore.

>>27772388
Someone hurt you anon?

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>>27772402
A spider bit me this morning.
No matter how much I masturbate, the erection doesn't go down.

>>27772414
Dude, you're gonna die soon if you don't get medical help.

>>27772449
Don't worry, spider is how I call my gf.

So just as a random question, what are the limits on being able to delete a thread?

>>27772810
You can't delete your own threads.

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>>27772462
ree

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>>27772348
page 10

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Sonata n SourSweet. Just because.

>>27775343
Sournata?

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>>27775387

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Almost finished with rewrite of Make a Mistake parts that I lost. Update later today, hopefully.

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>hey anon were having a orange is the new black marathon tonight, you in?

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Sirens are territorial and are very protective of their mates. Having you mate killed of stolen my another siren is considered a great dishonour for which the only repentance is suicide. But for the sire. That stole him is considered an act of the greatest valor and wit and rockets her to the upper crust of the hierarchy

Sonata got a mate before Ariaband Adaido did. How would this play out?

>>27775667
>Oitnb
>Not Oz

Pleb detected

>>27775692
Damn I hate to admit it but you're right oz is better. But I figure they'd like the female version better

What are some dead Dazzling greens you wish would come back?

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When will anon become the 4th dazzling?

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who else hates this? Shadowbolts have no personality anyway

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>>27776244
Excuse me but you're wrong

>>27775742
Nightly. It came back for a little bit, but we never got to see it end.
>>27775759
Too late

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RIP Shadowbolts general, died so young

>>27775759
>http://pastebin.com/u/MistakeAnon

>>27776412
the few the proud the dazzlings general

>>27776412
It was dead before it was born. Can't even remember a good green about them.

>>27776966
We've been surprisingly resilient.

>>27775461
Awwww Yisss.

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>>27779303
Because Dazzlings are significantly more original than the painfully obvious "Mane 6's antithesis".

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Enjoy

>>27780644
I cringed so hard my appendix busted

>>27780644
I don't know if I'd want my fupa speaking to me.

>>27780662
nipples in the first one remind of glue bottles we used in elementary.

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>you will never marry an abusive adagio
>you will never develop Stockholm syndrome for her
>She will never beat you senseless every day for the tiniest misdeed
>She will never control every facet of your life
>She will constantly monitor your phone and internet usage to make sure you aren't talking to other men
>She will never dom you during sex

It hurts

>oh she's here again
>you stare at the pigtailed girl eating lunch at her table
>it looks like the other two aren't with her today
>strange you usually see them together
>maybe she feels lonely
>you get up off your chair and walk to her table
>the girl notices you as you came closer to the table
>"What do you want?" she asked
>judging from the way she spoke, she's not interested in a conversation
>much less with some random guy
>what to do?
>what to say?

>>27772348
"What's wrong Aria?" asked Adagio, "Do you need a.. Hand?"
"SSSSHHHHHHHHHHUUUT UP!" yelled Aria as she struggles to move Adagio's arm
>Sonata just cheered on
"Go Aria! Go Dagi! Go Aria! Go Dagi!"
>this is quite a spectacle

>>27781963
Ask her if she knows a good chiropractor, then make a bad joke.

>>27781963

First off, be persistent even if she rejects you. Second, be direct.

"You. I want you."

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>Page 9

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So, let's get to some more MaMwM. The fools be getting wee bit drunk.

>About five minutes later, you rejoin the party, trying to stave off the confusion caused by Sour with another beer.
>She’s definitely avoiding you now, moving like a crab across the room, never letting you out of her sight.
>Checking on the chow mein, it seems just about ready.
>Intending to call up everyone in the living room, you enter it only to find yourself eavesdropping on a rather interesting conversation.
>”I don’t mean any harm with it, ‘kay?”
>Suri Polomare makes a sweeping gesture and raises her glass of some fancy drink.
>”I just meant that I don’t know Anonymous that well yet. If anything, it is you Dazzlings that have spent the most time with him.”
>She nods towards Adagio, who seems a bit pleased with herself.
>”How did you guys even meet? I mean, I know he’s a decent guy and all, but…”
>Sunny Flare looks around, luckily not noticing you behind your trusty potted plant.
>Thanks, Mitch.
>”... You have to admit, he looks like belongs in a motorcycle club, not in a high school.”
>Suri cackles.
>”Oh, I dunno, love. I sort of like his renegade look.”
>Flare claps her hands together, giggling like mad.
>Yep, she drunk.
>”Oh, that’s perfect! He’s like from that old TV show? Remember? Renegade?”
>Few confused looks incite Malibu Point into further tirade.
>Worst thing is… you know what show she’s talking about.
>”He was a hall monitor, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin and testified against other hall monitors gone bad. Hall monitors that tried to fill his locker with dog poop, but got the locker of the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands… an outlaw hunting outlaws. A bounty hunter.”
>Guess the girls remembered the show with that, as they all raise their drinks and proceed to yell in unison:
>”A RENEGADE!”

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>>27782939

>Giggling resumes, filling the room.
>It’s perhaps a combination of what Sour said and your growing drunkenness, but you’re starting to realize how out of place you are here.
>You’re a grown man hanging out with teenage girls.
>Jesus.
>Chris Hansen must be hiding somewhere in here.
>To be sure, you check on the other side of your potted plant.
>All clear, thankfully.
>”Well, that aside, let’s see…”
>Adagio calms down and rubs her chin, looking thoughtful.
>”I personally met Anonymous last October. Oh, well, we did have a chance meeting a bit before that, but our first real conversation was when I confront him about… rather insignificant thing, now that I think about it.”
>”Ooh, tell us! Tell us!”
>Indigo Zap, who else?
>Adagio smiles softly at her glass of Cuba Libre.
>That’s a full Reminiscence Mode if you’ve ever seen one.
>Still, you find yourself strangely interested in what she has to say.
>”Before that, Anonymous had met up with Sonata and the two of them had begun to… hang out together. Of course, I had no idea who he was at the time.”
>She sighs and rolls her shoulders, looking a bit troubled.
>”The way I saw it, it was some redneck ex-juvie getting far too close to--”
>Adagio’s eyes flash towards the kitchen to make sure Sonata’s out of the hearing range.
>”--to someone I care about. I was determined to cut the problem right at the root, and accosted him at the stairs behind the school, near the football field.”
>”Ah! I saw that!”
>Diamond Tiara snaps her fingers.
>A mischievous grin spreads on that little princess’ face.
>”It was when you two had your Duel of the Harmonicas, wasn’t it?”
>Adagio cackles.
>”I guess you could call it that. We certainly played till our lips were bleeding. But, though I initially thought so, it wasn’t a mistake.”

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>>27782951

>Adagio sips her drink and her eyes now stare out of the window.
>Fragile flakes of snow are falling across the pitch black sky, with only the distant lights of the city to frame them.
>If you all are lucky, the ground’s gonna be covered in white come next morning.
>”That meeting made me realize he was more than just a random thug. So, I decided to give him a chance.”
>Adagio now has the rapt attention of all the girls around him.
>”With time, he proved that I was right in giving him that chance. Not only did he… ahem, convince Aria to speak about her feelings to us, he also brought us closer together than we had been in a while.”
>She chuckles a bit. A silent sound that’s soft as the snowfall outside.
>”I guess it’s natural for you to get blind to your problems if you’re staring at them up-close. You need someone from the outside to point them out to you.”
>Indigo Zap leans closer, eyes almost shining with curiosity.
>”S-so? That’s how you guys became a group? He seemed like a jerk, until you gave him a chance?”
>For some reason, the pompadour-sporting girl sneaks a glance at Sour Sweet, and grins.
>Sour’s response seems awfully fitting for her crab-esque walk, waving her hand at her friend like it was some sort of pincer.
>Her face speaks volumes.
>Volumes of: Ya pickin’ a fight, huh!?
>”Indigo, I think it’s a bit more than that, m’kay?”
>Suri peers at Adagio over her glass, knowing look on her face.
>”The way I read it between the lines, love, it sounds like you admire him.”
>... The hell?
>Adagio?
>Admire you?
>At the last chance, you clasp your hand before your mouth to stop your bubbling laugh.
>There’s no way that the bossy, competitive, devilishly clever Adagio would-
>”Yes. I have no problem admitting that I admire him.”
>You nearly fall over.
>No hesitation.
>No blush on her face or shaking in her voice.
>Adagio delivers that absurd truth to Suri’s face with a straight face.

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>>27782979

>The girls’ reactions mimic yours.
>They gasp in unison, recoiling back. Some of them even flush crimson pink.
>Diamond Tiara in particular seems to have completely misunderstood what Adagio meant.
>Goddammit, who gave the kid a beer?
>... Wait.
>It was you.
>”Anonymous has done so much to us, and continues doing so even if we never asked him to. He’s ostracized himself from almost everyone else in the school just to remains friends with us. He’s earned the ire of the ‘heroes’ of CHS because he walks the path he and we believe in… all that without hesitation.”
>Adagio continues spewing lines that make your ears burn with blush.
>The hell is this girl babbling about!?
>You squat against the floor and lean your back on the cold wall, trying to calm yourself down.
>But those words… words you thought you’d never hear someone say about you, continue.
>”His eyes may look dead, his looks may be those of a thug, his attitude may resemble a delinquent’s… but beneath all that, he has been the best friend the three of us have met during our time in this world.”
>You hear a momentary pause as Adagio takes a sip of her drink.
>That’s it.
>She must be drunk.
>There’s no way the Adagio you know would otherwise say this.
>This… stuff that makes your heart feel constricted by a rattlesnake.
>To search proof for your claim, you take a peek around the corner.
>But all you see is a calm smile and eyes that are clear as day.
>”We may have been born in different worlds… but to me, Anonymous is the older brother I never had.”
>Something resonates within you.
>That wording… that way she put it.
>It seems so familiar you could burst.
>You put your hand to your pocket, where a certain white piece of cloth lies.
>And all of a sudden, you remember a small hand squeezing yours.
>A descending sun on a hot summer evening.
>And a voice that’s more like an echo.
>”Then… then you’ll be my big brother!”

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>>27782995

>Why?
>It’s a memory that feels so distant, so detached…
>... Yet, at the same time, it’s suddenly so vivid.
>Someone said that to you such a long time ago.
>On a hill overlooking the city of Canterlot.
>Those eager eyes, full of trust and hope for you.
>You had just been in a fight with other boys. Probably to protect her?
>And when you told her that, she had said… yeah, she had said it was like how a brother would act.
>To which you had asked if she wanted you to be one to her.
>A brother.
>Someone to watch over her.
>Someone to always have her back.
>Someone to always l-
“Crap.”
>You slap yourself on the cheek and get up from your hiding place.
>This isn’t the time to get lost in the past.
>That happened years ago. It’s a time you’ll never get back. She’s someone whom you probably wouldn’t recognize even if you met again after all these years.
>Which is why you have to focus on what’s in front of you right now.
>And what’s in front of you is Adagio.
>Before you knew it, your feet carried you to where the group of girls were still talking.
>A hesitant silence fell over them when they saw you approaching.
>Adagio, in particular, is looking at you while biting her lip.
>”A-Anonymous. What is it?”
>She glances around like she had been caught, hair in a cookie jar.
>You just look at her.
>That short girl with fire inside her unlike you’d ever seen before.
>No, you had met someone like that.
>Back in your hometown.
>The person whom you had meant to share your whole life with.
>But that fire was already…
>”What is it? D-don’t tell me you… you heard?”
>Adagio looks like she’s about to start panicking.
>To calm her down, you ruffle her poof and grin at the girl.
“Just came to tell you lot that the food is ready. Get your asses into kitchen, all of you.”
>A wave of relief washes over the girls, Adagio in particular.
>She smiles at you.
>”Sure. Lead the way.”

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>>27783011

>And so, the much-promised dinner finally starts.
>There’s a huge bowl’s, more like a small bathtub’s, worth of shrimp chow mein on the table.
>Twenty-one people have crammed themselves around a table that was originally meant for four.
>It’s like watching a viking feast, only it’s made up of high school girls and one very out-of-place delinquent.
>Plates sail across the table as they’re being filled with food.
>Chopsticks and forks follow them like sharks follow boats, searching for hands to serve.
>Beer bottles and various alcoholic drinks line up the edges of the table, flanking it like an army of booze.
>Everywhere you look, you see grinning faces.
>Some more subdued than others.
>And top of it all, a happy murmur of people talking with each other.
>”Here you go, Nonny.”
>Sonata hands you a plate filled to brim with noodles, veggies and shrimp and beams a contagious smile.
>You set it in front of you and take a swig of your beer.
“Thanks. Now dig in before it gets cold.”
>You don’t have to tell her twice.
>In fact, nobody seems patient enough to wait anymore.
>Twenty hungry mouths assault your evening’s work, and you see the noodles disappear faster than Japanese underpaid wage slave can make them.
>Showing a bit more restraint yourself, you twirl some to your chopsticks and begin munching.
>”Mmm~! So good!”
>You nearly choke on a damn shrimp when Sonata slaps your back in joy.
>”Yeah, yeah! Boss sure knows how to cook a mean meal!”
>Lightning Dust hollers from the other end of the table, raising her beer.
>”More than a meal, this should count as a dinner considering what time of the day we eat it. Then again, a proper term for food consumed after twelve o’clock has never been-”

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>>27783023

>Sugarcoat is about to start prattling on again, but Twilight shuts her up by flinging a shrimp to her mouth.
>”What she meant was that you really outdid yourself, Anonymous.”
>The scientist winks at you.
>”I say. The seasoning is perhaps a bit strong, love, but with a dish like this, I suppose it’s the point. This is ‘street food’ as they say, no?”
>Suri directs a questioning look at you.
>”Wait, a dweeb like you *knows* about street food?”
>Gilda cackles and downs her tenth beer for today.
>Limestone, on the other hand, picks her plate with her fork.
>”Ugh… The farm’s in desperate need of something like this…”
“Excuse me?”
>”Huh? Oh, sorry chief. Was surprised a brute like you could cook.”
>You smirk competitively.
“You’re speaking almost like you could do better.”
>”Oh, watch me. I’ll beat your ass just like I beat you today.”
“Funny, to me today was more about you screaming me to not break your arm.”
>Limestone flushes deep crimson and flings a noodle at you.
>”S-shut up! Ass!”
>Tree Hugger, who was hit by the projectile, doesn’t seem too fazed.
>Instead, she slurps the noodle down.
>”Far out, dude. These flavors are resonating with my karma like you wouldn’t believe.”
>... You find yourself unable to say anything to that.
>Was that even a compliment?
>Adagio, sitting next to you, seems to find it fun, though.
>”Sparkle was right, though. You really outdid yourself, Anonymous. And I’m not talking about just the food.”
>She nods towards the rest around the table.
>”But all of this. What even is this odd group of people?”
>You smirk, raising your bottle and catching everyone’s attention.
“Can’t you tell, sis?”
>Adagio nearly falls off her chair.
>Eyes wide as plates, cheeks flaming red, she stares at you.
“It’s a family.”
>And so, everyone follows your example by raising their drinks and repeating:
>”A family!”

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>>27783046
And that's it for this time. I'll probably stick with somewhat shorter updates for now so I can post them faster. In any case, next time all the fuzzy stuff will replaced by the realization that they have been drinking for good three hours now.

Not pretty, in other words.

>>27781963
"Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over ~"

>>27783065
Thanks for the update I need to catch up with your ficc

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>>27783065
>There’s a huge bowl’s, more like a small bathtub’s, worth of shrimp chow mein on the table.

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>>27783065
With alcohol, yeah, that would be really comfy (and I'm looking forward to the realization even more now). Thanks Anon.

>Drunk Dagi will never tell you she loves you from seemingly nowhere
>She will never pour her heart out about all the things she loves about you
>ywn put a hand behind her head and back to pull her closer to you
>Her hair, smell and warmth will never envelop your senses, soothing you
>You two will never kiss in comfortable silence until the more comfortable sounds of tonguing, sucking, nibbling and moaning fill your ears
>Her hair will never envelop every part of your hand
>ywn stroke her the head, hair, and lower back affectionately as your lips and and tongues numb each other
>She will never audaciously explore the surface of your chest with her hands, mapping every cut and curve with her fingers
>ywn slink down onto the couch with her light self on top of you
>ywn get dizzy from the lack of oxygen, adding to the stimulating experience
>ywn never pull back and witness each other's true faces, laid bare just for the other
>She will never ruin the couch with you for that night and many nights to come

Begone page 9!

>>27783065
>20 drunk teenage girls
oh lawd have mercy

Would anyone care if I reposted a short Dazzling-related green I wrote a few months ago in another thread?

It involves DadAnon and the girls trying to sabotage a date he's on.

>>27784927
Go ahead, Anon. More green is always welcome.

>>27785005

Okay then.

>Be Adagio Dazzle
>"So when I finally find them after driving myself crazy looking for them throughout the store, they're in the toy aisle ripping open a bunch of stuff that I had to pay for of course. I was so angry with them I nearly bust open a blood vessel!"
>You snarl beneath your disguise as you watch your father and principal laugh with each other.
>Disgusting, you thought as you hid behind a tree as the two of them had a picnic in the local park.
>Then again, you only have yourself to blame for letting it get this far.
>You should have seen the signs earlier!
>Every joke, every admiring glance shared as they grew more acquainted with each other through your numerous punishments.
>You turn to look at your sisters, who had their own hiding place in the bushes nearby.
>It's time to end this.
>Pulling out your cellphone, you begin to text Sonata and Aria their orders.
>They were going to provide a suitable distraction, while you sabotaged their meal.
>You hit send.
>Aria looked away from Dad and Cinch's conversation at her own phone.
>She glanced at you, and you nodded.
>Showtime.
>Aria nodded and pulled up her disguise.
>She would pretend to be a thief, snatch Cinch's purse, then run away while Dad and the bitch chased after her.
>While they were away, you and Sonata would sabotage their food using the stuff you brought.
>Now, all you had to do is wait for the right moment to begin while they weren't paying attention....

>>27785020

>Be Aria Blaze
>And you really hoped Adagio's plan worked.
>You did NOT want to be forced to call your principal 'Mom'.
>Hiding in bushes sucks too, by the way. What with the branches poking into your side.
>But it would be worth it if this succeeded.
>You and the blue doofus were positioned a few meters right behind Dad and Cinch.
>This moment would be perfect.
>"Hey, Aria?" Sonata whispers.
>If it weren't for your 'partner'.
>"I know we're trying to get Dad to break up with Cinch, but I've been thinking-"
"Shocker."
>She glared at you.
>"I'm serious." she hissed lowly.
"Fine. What?"
>"Cinch might be mean, but I think she and Dad would make cute kids if they got married." she whispered.
>WHAT?
>You shudder at the thought of it.
>"Plus, I'm tired of being the youngest. Y'know? I want to see what it's like to be the older sister for once."
>You facepalmed.
"Just... stop, so I can focus."
>You turn your attention back to Dad and Cinch.
>"So, you have any interesting stories?" your dad asks.
>Cinch smirks, "Have I told you about the time I had a student hit on me?"
>"Do tell."
>Huh. With the semi-casual clothes and relaxed demeanor, Cinch actually doesn't come off as a huge cunt for once.
>That's when you see your opening.
>You pat Sonata on the shoulder and whisper.
"Stay here, I'm about to go."
>She nods.
>Slowly but surely, you stand up and begin to creep up onto the two while their backs are turned.
>Slowly...
>Slowly...
>Slowly...
>You reach for Cinch's purse and-!
>*YOINK!*
>You make a break for it!
>"HEY!" you hear Dad and Cinch shout in surprise from behind you.
>You hear Dad's footsteps trailing behind you as you run, with Cinch not far behind by the sounds of it.
>They wouldn't be able to catch you though.
>You were in the top two of the track team, second only to that bitch Indigo Zap, for a reason.

>>27785022

>Be Adagio Dazzle again.
>You grin maliciously as you watch Dad and Cinch race off to catch Aria.
>Leaving the rest of their stuff unattended.
"Sonata, let's go!"
>"Got it!" your blue-haired sister pops up out of the bushes.
>The two of you go over to the picnic basket.
>You reach into your pocket to pull out what you brought.
"Sorry, Dad. I want you happy, just not with her."
>Your pour a single laxative caplet into Cinch's drink, which quickly dissolves.
>Then you take out spice powder, and sprinkle a bit on her food.
>You knew Cinch liked spicy foods. Let's see how she likes this...
>""Hey, Dagi?"
"What is it?"
>You looked up to see Sonata with a conflicted expression on her face.
>Oh not this shit again.
>"Are you sure this is right? Maybe having Cinch as a stepmom wouldn't be so bad?"
>You snort.
"Sonata, just no. It would be like having a drill sergeant living with us."
>"But it looks like she makes Dad really happy..."
"I'm sure he'll find someone else who makes him happier with enough time."
>Maybe even someone like Mom...
>"I guess."
>You go back to your work, but what Sonata said sticks in your mind a bit.
>What if it really wouldn't be that bad? Sure, Cinch would definitely be really anal about you getting your stuff done but if she makes Dad happy...
>But dealing with her at home in addition to seeing her at school just sounds like such a hassle.
>"Adagio."
>No, you were right. This had to be done. Cinch was bad for Dad. You knew Mom would hate her if she was still alive today.
>"Adagio!"
>It's like Dad told you when you broke up with your last boyfriend, there are plenty of fish in the sea. He'd be sad for a while, but you're sure he'd find someone better for him.
>"ADAGIO DAZZLE!"
>You jump as you finally register someone calling your name.
>You look up to see Sonata looking like a deer caught in headlights.
>You feel a poke on your shoulder.
>"Ahem."
>You freeze, and slowly turn around.

>>27785027
>You see Dad with a decidedly not amused expression on his face, holding an embarrassed Aria.
>Cinch stands right next to him, glaring at you with her arms folded.
"H-Hi, Dad?"
>He says nothing, just continuing to glare at you.
>You quickly turn your gaze to Aria.
"What happened to 'they would never catch you'?!"
>Aria scratched the back of her head.
>"Yeah.... I tripped on a rock and they caught me."
>You get a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach.
>"Six months. No computer, no allowance, no phone, no going out with your friends. You're going to do extra chores around the house. You are GROUNDED, missy." Dad speaks up.
>You summarize your current situation with the only word that fits.
"Fuck."
>"Make that seven months."
>Shit
>THE END.

And that's it.

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>>27785022
>Cinch
>Not a cunt
I can't even comprehend it, let alone imagine it.

But seriously, das cute, mane

>>27785092

Thanks

>>27785033
qt

>>27783065
Great update man. Really like what you re doing with the story. It's a shame more people won't read it.

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floof the poof

>>27785503
Eh, if I can entertain those readers that I have, that's enough for me. Writing green ain't a popularity contest.

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>>27785642
>wakfu adagio

that is OLD
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21133763/#21166381

>>27786098
Jesus Christ, it's totally her

>>27786098
So was she a background chaacter or did she do something relevant, i only watched the first eason

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>>27786131
>cheese puffs in a fluffy winter jacket
CUTE!

>>27786500
background character in the first of 3 OVAs set after the events of season 2

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I love you guys, and im gonna miss the days of being in this thread the most

>>27786179
Oh snap what's this from? I've never seen it and it's quite nice.

>>27786782
artist: http://amazingpuffhair.deviantart.com/

I think it's just a piece she made. Wasn't a cover for anything/etc.

>>27785719

It's not?! Fuck!

>>27786653

Woah there, are you terminally ill or something?

>>27786516

Are there any youtube vids/gifs/webms of her?

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>>27786889
Nah man i'm fine, it's just that there's always an end to everything and i can't take this ending

>>27786889
she practically does nothing for the whole of the 3 seconds she's on screen, just stands there in the pose in the screenshot

>>27782995
>adagio admiring anon
Why does this make me feel fuzzy? Is it because the idea of a strong woman admitting her honest respect is feelsy as fuck?

Or is it because I wish Dagi is the main girl, the one who gave the ribbon, in this green?

>>27787997
thank Mother Nature for programming that feels

>>27788061
What kind of society even is this when actual honesty makes me feel warm inside?

>>27788394
a diseased one, my fellow
a diseased one

>>27786825
Would make for a nice OP image.

http://i.imgur.com/r0pc0QU.png
Enjoy

>>27786825
Very nice. Thanks m8.

Fellow dazzlefags, whenever I enlarge a picture (in paint.net) it comes out either blurry or pixelated. Isn't there a way to resize a picture and make it look like a HD version of the initial smaller pic?

>>27787076

I feel you. This is how I view many things including life itself. All we can do is either focus on making the best of the situation while it lasts, or make the ending of the thing we enjoy inconsequential.
We can either lose interest/become disenchanted (like with FiM), or we can become friends with the people we love here and keep contact elsewhere over the years while we keep our waifus alive in our hearts by looking at pretty pictures and posing the minis we'll get eventually.

Or we can try to spark interest by making something Dazzling-related that people will keep coming back to. Something like a videogame. If, by some miracle, the gameplay is good and addictive then we might become a cult phenomenon like the Angry Birds.

>>27788394

In my experience people are rarely appreciative when they are on the receiving end of honesty. Dishonest, selfish people create dishonest, selfish societies.
I hate liars and people who talk behind someone's back. They've caused me no end of trouble in my life.

>>27788926
>Fellow dazzlefags, whenever I enlarge a picture (in paint.net) it comes out either blurry or pixelated. Isn't there a way to resize a picture and make it look like a HD version of the initial smaller pic?
No. That's always the consequence of small to large. Yknow, kinda like you can't just zoom in on cctv videos despite what CSI has you believe.

>>27788742
That skirt doesn't really fit Sonata.

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>>27789476
Yeah, kinda sucks. One of these days, it'll work though.

>>27786653
I love you too Anon.

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Goodnight, Dazzles.

>>27788749
<3

>>>>>>>>>>page 10

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>>27792516
ty

>>27792516
Anons have been lazy today.

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>>27785693
I don't know what the joke here is supposed to be, but that's ok because it has swimsuited Dazzles.

>>27793001
There's a reason competitive swimmers shave their heads or wear caps. Hair causes a lot of drag (slows you down) while moving through the water. And, well... poof.

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ordered more dazzle merch for myself as a birthday present, just got it in today
I'm so fuckin happy right now

>>27785693
>you will never have wet dazzle boobs press against you when they run up to hug you

>>27793367
>implying not Flatagio

>Friendship Games
>Swimming contest
>Background wondercolt #42 with a swimming cutie mark is found passed out, dehydrated and smiling
>His ribs and his boner are showing through his swimsuit
>Somewhere, Sugarcoat is downing a waterbottle to wash the taste off her mouth
>"Mediocre" she thinks to herself
>"Unless the Wondercolt swimmer appears in the pool in the next few minutes, CHS will have to forfeit" comes a voice from the speakers
>"Oh no! What do we do!" says Fluttershy who has placed #42's head on her thighs
>Dash grits her teeth
>If she competes, she'll be eliminated from the next game
>There's only one other student in CHS with the attributes of a great swimmer
>Flat titties
>Dash knows what must be done
>"We nEEd to makE amends And CONVince Adagio to repRESEnt CHS" she says in her annoying voice
>The humane six shake their heads
>"SUNset!"
>"Yikes!"
>"YOU dO it!."
>M-me? Why not you, Dash?"
>"MEh, I HAvE my PRIde."
>Sunset sighs

>>27793356
Aww, those are cute, but where are you man, jail?

>>27793509

>Did I mention that you are anon, Adagio's reluctant benefactor and boytoyfriend?
>You're also Sunset's first friend from the time you were both bottom feeders
>You receive a text from "baconhorse"
>"Locker rooms now. Bring Poof. Hurry."
"Sounds suspisiously like a hentai."
>You pinch Aria's arm
>"Hey!"
>She backslaps you
"Nope" you say while holding your cheek. "I'm awake."
>Blank screen
"Okay, we're here."
>Adagio looks at #42 and then at Sunset
>"I'm still not convinced you're not craving horsecock."
>Awkward silence
>Pinkie coughs
"Sooo, what's the emergency?"
>SciTwi steps forward and explains the situation
>Adagio turns to Aria
>"She looks familiar. Do you know her, Aria?"
>"Urgh, not all purple people know eachother, Adagio."
>"Huh."
>Adagio turns her attention back to the humane six
>"So, you're in a pickle."
>"Yes." say the humane six in unison
>"And you need my help."
>"Yes."
>"Or else you'll become a laughing stock."
>"Yes."
>Adagio flips the bird and walks away
>"Hahaha! Eat seagull droppings!"

Eh screw it, I'm out and can't keep typing.

>>27793356

They're cute! At least someone got you something for your birthday. Happy late birthday btw.

>>27793589
no, I just take most pics of my stuff on my old but still usable dryer.
>>27793618
"Thanks"

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>>27793367
Why even live?

>>27786179
This looks like the title card for a Dazzling sitcom. Man, it's giving me super nostalgia vibes of The Strangerhood series RT did a while back. All I could hear now is this song for the opening.
https://youtu.be/l7hHMi0P7Go

>>27793697
>"Thanks"

A stock nicety, I know. But I never celebrate my birthday. Not even my closest family remembers it. I receive no gifts, wishes or love even from myself. Even here I was ignored when I said as an anon that it's my birthday. My birthday only serves to make me feel unloved and old.
So yeah, I sincerely wish you had a happy bday.

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>>27794157
its really nothing to celebrate, I just see it as another day most of the time, but you shoudn't see it as a negative thing either.
And as for being here, I don't think much you get much a response unless your content poster.
Now I just scoll through the thread most of the time and save new pics, I don't read green or hardly ever chat with anyone
Just doodle some random dazz stuff (but try atleast try your best)

>>27794434

>And as for being here, I don't think much you get much a response unless your content poster.

At the time I was disliked enough to actually get treated better when people weren't aware they were talking to me.

>Now I just scoll through the thread most of the time and save new pics, I don't read green or hardly ever chat with anyone
Just doodle some random dazz stuff (but try atleast try your best)

Kinda hard to try my best when you already said you won't be seeing it, heh. I'm a crappy writefag though, so I can't take offense. Conversations are nice though, you should participate. Perhaps you'll come across a good bit of inspiration.
I've been meaning to make a list with ideas for drawings ever since people expressed interest in my DOOM suggestion, but I haven't so far.

Perhaps you'll learn something new. Perhaps you'll be told life-changing things. There's four dazzlefags in particular who've had a huge impact in me. Nowadays I'm busy trying my best but elsewhere, and I'm really making changes.

>>27793367
Hey Joe can I request a flat chested Adagio? It's been awhile since I saw you draw a flat chest.

Help

>>27794833
I need somebody!

>>27794658
Sorry don't mean to come off as "I don't care" if I am.
It's just there when I tried getting into conversation and it didn't work out.
Now I find joy in my drawings even though it can take a hours to do something a good artist like point Joe could do in 5 to 10 min
>>27794833
Also this was me, for some reason I got banned for a bit, so just ignore that

>>27794841
Help!

>>27794895
Not just anybody!

>>27794927
Heeellllppp!!!

>>27794833
>>27794841
>>27794895
>>27794927
>>27794996
>Dazzlings (+Anon) are the Beatles
>Worldwide sensation
>All comes crumbling down because Anon gets his own Yoko Ono
>It's fucking Sunset Shimmer

Such are the tragedies of music industry

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>>27794833
>>27794895
>>27794996

*Voin!* Ratatatata...

>>27794878

You have the right to not care without giving a fuck.
Conversation doesn't work out half the time. Sometimes people are too lazy. Other times you aren't intriguing. It's normal. Many people try to start a conversation by saying "tfw ywn" or by posting a picture only to be ignored.
Perhaps people are just unsure about what you're trying to say or they can't expand on your opinions and ideas.

>>27795018

So anon is a passive-aggressive douchebag from hell and Sunset is a hipster gold digger parasite that will ride his corpse to pitiful infamy?

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Done a doodle of Aria Blaze here.

>>27795405

"Draw me like one of your french girls."

>>27795405
I think this is the first lewd I've seen of your art
"Nice"

This is begging for an Aria edit.

>>>/trash/3697589

>>27795966
Very. That would fit perfectly.

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>>27795958
Yeah, got 2 young kids that do look through my doodles, so I've got to watch what I'm drawing.
This is about as questionable as I dare go. (Admittedly I was considering doing her beckoning with a finger but decided that'd be a bit too suggestive).

Did this one a bit back, and I'm pretty sure most here will have seen this before.
"Look, whatever it is you're looking at on there, it can't be as interesting as me".

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>>27793336
Yeah, that makes sense.

>>27795966
Unf. Drawfags please

http://i.imgur.com/uMrkCuF.jpg
Enjoy

http://i.imgur.com/B6f8NGd.png
http://i.imgur.com/9zLfa4q.png
http://i.imgur.com/IZgVjjR.png
http://i.imgur.com/o9ndyhp.png
http://i.imgur.com/Wz1wqCm.png
http://i.imgur.com/cuCeUhe.png
http://i.imgur.com/Q832N1w.png
http://i.imgur.com/AmsKmZc.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZXrF3lt.png
http://i.imgur.com/lN9wQZ4.png
http://i.imgur.com/3xVjrNi.png
Enjoy

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>>27797240

Need subs.

>>27797240
Not bad. With a more polished art style or a little bit more visceral sexuality and a translation I could probably get off to it

http://i.imgur.com/2zRz4y5.png
Enjoy

>>27799900

I like it. Sonaynay looks a bit like a werewolf with her ears and bangs while Aria looks like she's gone feral with lust.

I want this Aria to jump out of the bushes one night, wrestle me to the ground, tear my clothes and forcibly scarefuck me.

>Aria puts her nails on your throat
>"Come with me if you want to live" she grunts

>>27799900
Gotta say I'm liking the style, especially on Sonata. Source?

http://i.imgur.com/5dljVht.jpg
Enjoy

Did bg9 ever finish the dazzle daughters green?

>>27800676

>BG9 writes
>BG9 goes silent
>BG9 reappears after a while to inform us she had a mental meltdown
>BG9 starts writing and goes silent again

Dazzling daughters aren't finished and probably won't be for a long while.

>>27800810
mental breakdown? Well time to scratch that story off the list to catch up on. Thanks for the bad news anon. You dick.

>>27800969
Well that was a little while ago. We don't know if that's the issue this time, but we'll see.

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>>27800969
>Thanks for the bad news anon. You dick.

You're welcome. Maybe a joke will cheer you up. I don't have one though.

>>27800810
>she

>>27800984
How long is a while ago? I stopped reading around the time he/she/whateversexbecauseIreallydon'tgiveafuckasIdoubtitmakesadifferenceinwritingafuckingfanfiction branched off and did a side story or some sort shit and put the story on pause. Roughly around the whole ski resort/christmas gifts part of the story.
>>27801064
It's cool. No harm meant, I'm just an asshole.

>>27801196

Me too. I took no offense whatsoever. I just took the chance to have fun being snide and ironic by being a dick right after you called me one. I actually have a joke. It's your grades report. I wish I was good enough at it to write a serial green where Aria is unbearably snarky and cynical in response to having no control over her life and having her hopes betrayed by Adagio's failures.

>>27801164
everybody in this thread is a girl, didn't you know?

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>>27777564

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>>27801853
That explain why I feel so pretty at times.

>>27802221
I'd still pound feetless adagio

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>>27800447
purrsephone12

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uhhh, how do am i supposed to feel about this

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>>27800447

>>27803239
hard

>>27803186
>>27803271
Thanks.

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I want to protect that smile

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>>27798931
Looks like they ate too much of Sunny's thigh gap spagoot.

>>27803922
Why is ponut Joe so based?

>>27804475
>>27804489
Meh. Not my fetish.

>>27799723
I can't watch that without hearing the sound effect from 'Mario' when he jumps on something....

>>27804382

I'm not so sure he is.

>>27804475
>>27804489
That's pretty hot.

Any more?

>>27804774
>Any more?
Artist here -
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-lokirofrorikstead

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>>Pg 9.

>>27804475
>>27804489
Ouch

>>27804685
Any why is that?

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Happy Grumpelele

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>>27806028

Not sure. Time will tell.

>>27806666
Those are some sinister 6s, anon.

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>>27806666
>>27806711

"I can't wait to take Ponut back to Hell...
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel...
I'll make him sqeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel..."

>>27806666
What are you planning to do with Ponut Satan?

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"Don't let me die, /dzg/..."

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>>27806810
>>27806943

>>27807576
SHIT, YOU GUYS LET HIM FIND OUT

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>>27807576
Ponut Noooooooo

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>>27807576

Hell is fun if you're dressed for the occassion. Are you a fan Goof Troop btw? Something about your new project reminds me of it.

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>>27807576

>>27807576
Adagio, noooooooo.

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>>27807644
I watched it back in the days of old, how did GF come to mind about it?

>>27804475
Sonata in a thong

unf

>>27807807

A combination of little details that are invisible to the non-autistic eye for detail. Kia must have have kept you quite busy. Is it as time consuming as I think it is?

>>27807876
Very, 3 - 5 hours a day, stockpiling content so there's something to post while working on the next.

>>27807897

Ouch. I'm assuming that's free time and that you also have a job. As a fan of your art I'm happy to see more of it, but as a dazzlefag I'm not terribly thrilled. I know, I'm a selfish ass.
So are you going to slowly phase out your Ponut persona? Do you feel like you've been neglecting it?

>>27807967
I'll continue PJ as long as I can, though it might not be as frequent as the early days.

>>27807897
>stockpiling content so there's something to post while working on the next.
I should learn to do this

>>27808042

I wish I could help you by sharing your workload so that you could take a breather. I'm utter rubbish at finger witchcraft though.

Okay, two more questions and I'll stop bothering you. Do you have five seconds?

>>27808335

I tried that with green. I ended up revising the stockpiled green again and again rather than working on new green.

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A happy 4th of July to my fellow Amerifags!

>>27806666
you make me die.

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>>27809245

>>27806666
quads

>>27808335
Sometimes that works better than others I'd think. I'm no artist though so I don't know.

>>27808840
You too m8. Shame I don't have any money for fireworks, but family events are good enough.

>>27810217

Eurofag here, I thought fireworks were banned in the US after a retard blew his fingers off.

>>27810254
Depends what kind you want and what state you're in. They're less legal in some states than others generally, but there are specifics that make some easier to get regardless. It also tends not to matter so much as there are a lot of people who drive over state lines if they're illegal in their state, buy them in the next one and then smuggle them back.

>>27810276

Oh. See, I thought possession was also illegal.

>>27810337
I think it is in some, but none where I live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R1NGEoGNBg

>>27809988
double dubs

>>27810254
>>27810337
Just depends on the type and the state you're in.
http://www.americanpyro.com/state-law-directory
http://www.usfireworks.biz/legal/legal.htm

>>27811860

Mayde, you here? I have comments.

>>27812051
:V?

http://i.imgur.com/5uAxqMh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wwSi3wk.jpg
Enjoy

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>>27812098

8===3~<3

>>27812228

Fuck! I should had put it the other way round. Next thread. Anyway, comments.

1)Adagio's eyes are a bit too far towards her left to seem like she's looking at the viewer. She looks like she's staring at Aria while planning something or thinking something mocking about her.

2)Aria's right lock looks like it continues behind her right pigtail because of where it ends.

I like Aria's calm but welcoming expression though. I think it'd be funny if her nipples were hard and visible under her top. It'd explain nicely Adagio's looking at her.

>"Hoo hoo, Aria likes monkey dick."

There any drawings of dazzles with guns?

>>27812228
o-okay

>>27812228
Poniy Dazzlings is something there needs to be more of.

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>>27812315
Well we have this one.

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>>27812315

Here you go. Btw, does anyone remember what the drawfag's derpibooru name is?

>>27812606
artist:moronsonofboron

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>>27812315

Have another.

>>27812676

That was him?! Holy shit!

>>27812858
I like it. Very nice.

>>27812858

Now I'm happy about the 4th of July. And I'm not american either.

>>27812858
Well now you're American. Embrace it.

>>27812858
I'd like more patriotic dazzles.
>>27812315
That too.

Drawfags pls?

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>>27812315
not a drawing, but still a gun

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>>27812315

>>27812314
>>27811860
this is a Wubcake piece though.

>>27813562

>New IDW Equestria Girls comic
>Zombie apocalypse cross-title event
>Bits of broken glass are ground under Adagio's boots as she enters the diner with her rifle raised
>She glances left and right with her finger on the trigger
>The poofy-haired girl listens attentively for any signs of life
>No, not life, she corrects herself
>Signs of danger
>All she hears is the creaking sound of the rusty swings from the playground across the street as a half-hearted wind blows and moves them
>Adagio lets out the breath she was holding in as she lowers her rifle
"All clear." she says
>"Oh thank goodness" says Sonata as she rushes inside and hastily makes her way to the toilets
>Aria enters after looking back outside one last time
>She's seen better days
>They all have, but she's really seen better days
>Her clothes are torn, filthy and stained with dried gore
>She is holding a filthy machete that is starting to go blunt from all the action it's seen throughout the week
>Canterlot City is almost empty of the living, the zombie epidemic is spreading throughout the United States of Equestria like wildfire, and civilization is probably doomed
>And Aria is still bitching and moaning, because some things never change
>Adagio just tunes her out like so much background noise and sits on a table
>They're going to rest for a while Sonata releaves herself, and then they're gonna rest some more because Sonata will want to rest too
>After that they'll scavenge the place and move on to a probable safehouse up high
>Adagio places her trusty "No-Brainer" beside her and rests her head on her hand
>She looks at the ruined swings across the street
>Aria slumps down like a sack of potatoes opposite to Adagio

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>>27814326

>She looks at her blood-caked clothes with disgust and grumbles
>"Ugh, I stink! I'm tired of this shit. I need a hot bubblebath. This place is the worst. Why do I have to be the team's close combat specialist? I said it before and I'll say it again. I wish we'd never been banished to this awful place!"
>Adagio turns and looks at Aria with an empty stare
>These beautyful, purple eyes of hers have witnessed so many ugly sights over the course of the week
>Aria hacking away at a desperate, infected zebran equestrian
>Zombie heads exploding behind her iron sights
>A zombie woman eating the very child she was earlier consoling and trying to keep safe
>Cheerilee setting herself and a pile of zombies on fire with a molotov after she got zombie-piled
>Mrs Cake breastfeeding her dead baby while they were sitting around a fire
>The friendship of the seven Rainbooms disintegrating over six experimental vaccines
>It took a moment for Adagio to realize it was her own laugh she was hearing, initially mistaking it for Sonata's and wondering what the idiot was doing
>Adagio smiles
>Perhaps the most jarring thing of all is that her laughter and smile is genuine
"Really? I love it here..."

Does anyone else here hate god damn zombies? They are (were) so popular even though they have no appeal. Like most pop music, which also happens to be brain-dead. Ironically, Frank Klepacki's "Brain Dead" is cool.
And all those regularly spammed fucking zombie apocalypse loadout threads, man. Such tacticool or katana cringe. Urgh.
Anyway, I'd like to comment that the idea behind calling the rifle "No-Brainer" is that Adagio is a crackshot with it and shots things in the head, leaving them with no brains.

>"Brrrraaaiiii-"
>*Bang!*
"No brains for you, wanker".

>>27813624

My bad. I've mistaken them in the past. Their styles have common elements. Though in this case I was also fooled by the lighting. I explained the differences away as Mayde getting better. No such luck I guess:^).

>>27814462
:^)

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bedbump. goodnight /dzg/

i love you guys

>>27815612
I love you too mayde

>>27815612
I wanna stick my tongue in that goofy smile

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Best adagio

>>27800587
Brutal

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>>27801853
I'll be your little girl anon

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>>27815907
I would suck her dick, and even swallow.
But I wouldn't let her get anywhere near my ass with that shit.

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>>27816233

http://i.imgur.com/sr8dVD1.png
http://i.imgur.com/TkDsuW2.png
Enjoy

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I’ve been kicking around some ideas for green, One is just that Anon tries to save the Dazzlings because he’s a fan who fell into Equestria with foreknowledge, but it gets complicated because that knowledge is mostly fanon and song lyrics. Another is that all Anons are facets of a higher Anon meta-self, and they fall into magical horselands out of the same destiny that brings the CMC together in every universe.

>Be Anon, standing in Canterlot High.
>Six minutes before the best day of your life goes to shit.
>Aria just turned the corner on the far end of the hall.
>She isn’t looking at you.
>Your heart is fluttering weakly.
>Every night for months you worried about this moment.
>Wondering if you’d played your part well enough.
>You fell into Equestria a quarter-year ago, and found it was years behind the show, still in S4.
>It took you way too long to realize what this meant.
>Rainbow Rocks hadn’t happened yet.
>That’s all it took to foster your dream.
>You were going to meet the Dazzlings and save them.
>(And wife them.)

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>>27816303
>It took days of trading letters with the Princesses.
>Nights of exercise.
>Lies, diplomacy and secret ‘preparations’
>Even letting Tirek capture you so Twilight could beat him properly and build the castle.
>It all had to be perfect.
>Some days you were sure it wouldn’t work.
>But then came Sunset’s distress call, and Twi brought you through the portal as her +1.
>Sorry, Spike.
>And after all of it, there she was.
>Your favorite Dazzler.
>You almost forget everything you’ve planned out up to now, about to go talk to her.
>Steady on, Anon.
>You’re halfway there.

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>>27816307
>It was a free period today, and kids had more time to wander the halls between class.
>Friggin’ rich people schools.
>Twilight was off with the rest of the main characters doing... something or other.
>To be honest you didn’t remember what they did in RR until the end.
>Any memory you did have was lost months ago.
>You did know this was after “Battle” and before “Under Our Spell”, though.
>You trail her through the hall, pretending to be going to class.
>No one notices you, which is a relief.
>You’re a little old for high school, and even if it was born from desperate practice, the muscle under your jacket makes you look like you don’t belong here.
>You notice the other two down the hall after another corner, and hang back.
>You take another glance at Aria while you pretending have trouble opening a random locker.
>She and Adagio are talking about something, and it looks terse. Sonata’s with them, and...
>Is she waving at you?
>“Hey, Anon!”
>Shit.

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>>27816316
>Everyone’s looking at you.
>Especially the Sirens.
>Aria facepalms and walks over to you.
>Should you explain yourself?
>Should you just make your case and state your offer right now?
>”What are you still doing here? Are you done already?”
>She’s looking at you with her arms crossed.
>Her eyes penetrate your soul and do nasty things to its prostate.
>What color are they, tyrian?
>Purpureus?
>Phlox?
>Mulberry?
>”Anon?”
>She waves a hand in front of your face.
S-sorry, I, uh… Hey.
>”Did you sabotage them yet or not?”
Who?
>She sighs and rolls her eyes, then realizes people are staring.
>Grumbling, she grabs your arm and drags you to the others.

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>>27816327
>Sonata looks excited to see you, and Adagio’s neutral.
>This is concerning since they aren’t supposed to know you were coming.
>“Hey, Anon! Did it work out?”
>The most minute facet of Sonata’s body language is still blindingly bright
>“I don’t know.”
>Aria lets go of your wrist.
>Her grip leaves your skin the same color as hers.
>Adagio stares at you while you rub it, and quietly shakes her head.
>”This isn’t him.”
>Aria looks from her to you and back, skeptically.
>”Who is he, then?”
>Adagio sighs.
>”I don’t -know-, Aria, maybe we should -ask him-.”
>They both turn to you expectantly.
>This is not remotely what you wanted to happen.
>You get a grip and adapt.
Hey. I’m Anon, I’ve come here from Eque-
>”Hey, Anon! Anon!”
>Sonata’s waving her arms at someone further down the hallway.

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>>27816333
>There’s a man walking down in a suit jacket.
>Same green skin.
>Same hair.
>Same suave looks.
>His clothes are nicer, because his tailor probably had experience with humans.
>His walk is more confident, because he’s been at this school for a while.
>He doesn't belong here.
>And he stares at you, comprehending all the things you do.
>His expression goes from bewildered to pissed, and he shoulders through a few students to get closer.
>All the protocols your brain has on-hand for looking in mirrors are firing.
>You know he owns the name Anon just as rightfully as you do.
>You can feel in your bones that he’s your mother’s kid.
>You watch like a passenger in your body as he steps up.
>When he decks you, you hear a snippet of a song forever trapped in your head.
>”Oh, what’s so wrong with a little competition?”
>And then you’re kissing tile.
>You are Anon.
>You are not alone.
>And the best day of your life just went to shit.

That's what I have.

>>27816233
>>27816237

This reminds me of a local song that translates like this. It rhymes in the original.

"Where is the fat's string?
Where is the fat's string?
You'll have to search a lot
If you want to find it"

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I'm feeling a bit down so I drew this Sonata pone

>>27816959
if thats how you draw when you're feeling down
then I hope you suffer from constant deppression

>>27816977
Das mean mane ;_;

But yeah, I draw cute things when I'm feeling under the weather. Might as well post it here instead of deleting them like I usually do

>>27816303
>all Anons are facets of a higher Anon meta-self

Many seasons ago I wanted to write a serial green with the same concept that'd read like an action videogame

>Twilight wakes up at the bottom of a bowl-like crater surrounded by soldiers in black suits of armour with green visors
>There are signs of battle around them
>The soldiers take the frightened pony with them by force
>The squad is attacked by waves of quadrapedal cybernetic horrors and has to hold the lip of the pit until "Veetoll" arrives
>The team protects Twilight but doesn't let her escape either
>The cyborgs fall back
>A soldier cheers that they've driven them back
>Another points out that they are massing
>The final wave charges
>The squad leader orders a soldier to shoot Twilight
>He tries to but can't bring himself to do it
>Squad leader tries to kill her himself
>His weapon jams
>Another soldier screams "They are coming!" as the team tries to cut down as many cyborgs as they can before they die
>Swooshing sound
>A futuristic VTOL flies in and devastates the front rows before touching down briefly
>The craft is open on the side like a transport helicopter
>The team boards and the craft takes off before the cyborgs reach it
>Everyone takes a seat and straps themselves in except for the soldier who couldn't kill Twilight
>He offers his seat to her instead while he stands up and holds onto a railing
>The soldiers relax and think themselves safe, cheering and talking
>They reassure Twilight that she is safe, though she is scared of them
>They tell her that all her questions will be answered when she meets "the big head"
>The soldiers laugh at this
>The pilot warns everyone about pegasi on their tail
>The standing soldier leans outside and tries to shoot them down
>*BAM!*
>A violent impact throws the poor man off the speeding craft
>Klaxons flare
>"We're hit! We're hit! Transport going down!"
>Everyone panics and screams
>Twilight is scared out of her mind
>"I repeat! Transport g-YEEEAAAARGH-!"

>>27816959
Noice.

>>27817128

>*POOM!*
>Blackness
>...
>Twilight wakes up
>She is shaken by the sight of the dead, mangled remains of people who talked to her until earlier
>They are still strapped in
>Twilight makes her way out of the wreckage
>She isn't seriously harmed
>Jumpscare!
>A cyborg lands near her
>A frightening, lovecraftian horror made possible through human technology
>Twilight is further horrified to discover that the base of the cyborg is a beheaded pegasus pony
>The thing moves eerily as it approaches her and commands her to follow it in her own modulated voice
>Twilight backs off until she runs out of room
>"Please don't hurt me! What do you want from me?"
>"Come with me, Twilight! Come with me, Twilight!"
"Hey!"
>Both ponies turn their heads
>It's the soldier from earlier!
>The soldier opens fire in full auto, miraculously missing Twilight
>The wounded cyborg lunges at him and tries to bite his neck and face with it's jagged teeth
>The soldier tries to push it's head away out of instict using his rifle
>It's a losing battle
>His suit is damaged and his body hurt
>A purple beam makes the cyborg's head explode
>The soldier throws the damn thing off him and takes a deep breath
"Thanks." he says relieved
>"You're welcome."
>Twilight approaches the dead cyborg
>"What IS that thing?"
>The soldier introduces himself as anon and explains to Twilight that she is in Equestria. Most ponies and many creatures of other races are either dead or cyberformed. His orders are to bring her back to anon HQ. They are all anon
>The two travel the dangerous wastes, coming across post-apoc ruins and empty homes
>They finally reach friendly territory and are taken to Headsquarters
>There, Twilight meets with the big head
>An old anon's head mounted on a strange machine in a room full of screens that depict ongoing RTS battles
>The head seems to be in REM
>It opens it's eyes after issuing orders to a few battlefields of varying sizes