Dazzling Thread #205

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grump

first dubs of this thread determines best dazzling
Adagio

>>27854564
>Die loser!
Rude bitch.

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>>27854596

>>27854564
Unf

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>>27854606
Sunset Shimmer

Okay. Reposting and continuing. TW:Castration

"Oh, you are crossing your legs? Do you feel a pain in your genitals when I say that I'll take them away from you? Are you afraid? It's no use fighting...
The anesthesia will soon kick in, and then all your resistance will cease. Just like your manhood."
>Adagio makes scissors with her fingers
"Snip, snip! Just like that!"
>Adagio giggles and then becomes serious
"Or so people think. Castration is a very delicate procedure, as I'll demonstrate as soon as your legs go limp."
>Adagio grabs a piece of your thigh meat and twists it hard, turning it red
>It feels like a tug
>You look down
>Adagio can tell from your confused expression that the local anesthesia is working
>Adagio looks at your thigh in mock surprise before turning her head to face you
"Is that-? Did you feel that?"
>You are gagged
"You didn't! Which means..."
>Adagio's arm hovers over a selection of sharp tools the size of paint brushes

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>>27854606
This angry fellow.

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>>27854627

>She caresses each tool with the tip of her fingers
"Too pointy...too flat...overused...oh, the "heavy duty" heh. I think I'm gonna go with the "junior". It's only fitting because your wee lil' weewee is sooo cute!"
>Adagio pinches your dick and shakes it like aunts like to do to the cheeks of nephews too cute for their own good
>It feels unreal because you can't feel it
>It's your body and yet it's like it's happening to someone else
>Adagio stops playing
"It's also very small, like a kid's. Did you think you could please a woman with this...this pathetic monkey dick? An exceptional woman needs an exceptional penis. Yours is exceptionally small, even for a human."
>Adagio picks a "brush" with a small blade on it's end
>You start thrashing against your arm restraints
>You can't feel or move your legs
>Adagio gets angry, but she doesn't lash out
>Instead she pinches the bridge of her nose and waits for you to understand that this is happening and there's nothing you can do about it
>This makes you despair
"You should be thankful I will allow you to keep your penis rather than take it along with those peas you call balls. The contract YOU signed when you applied for the empty roadie position states explicitly that we have free reign to perform or have performed any kind of health-related surgery we deem necessary."
>You try to say something, but the gag stops you again
>Adagio grips your ballsack and forces the balls against the skin
>You feel nothing
>She places the scalpel on your scrotum, and again you feel nothing
>She presses the tip in, piercing your sack
>Then she pushes the scalpel downwards, making an incision on your skin
>This time you feel something
>A tickling sensation
>A thick, colourless liquid spills out from the neat cut
>Adagio just lets it spill out on your inner thighs and asshole while she busies herself with your other testicle

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>>27854678

>Another tickling sensation
"You're probably wondering how am I so good at this. Because let's face it, I'm the best. Aria's hands are shaky and Sonata is impatient."
>Adagio leans back and places her fingers inside the cuts in order to drain them faster
"The custom dates back to our early years. People have always adored us and sought to serve us. But our first servants were...difficult. Possessive. We didn't care about their infighting at first. Seeing how far they'd go for us was entertaining. Aria liked to heavily favour servants that displeased her. It was...fun to watch. Until a few of our servants got too cocky and tried to have their way with us."
>Adagio's expression darkens as she sits in silence for a few moments
>She grips your scrotum again, forming a tight ring with her thumb and index finger as if she's giving an okay
>She pulls towards herself, forcing your balls against the incisions
"Stupid servants tend to forget their place. This is how the tradition started. Of course we didn't have hands back then, so we used sheep rings. These are very tight rubber bangs that are placed at the base of the sheep's scrotum. They cut the bllod flow, strangling the testicles. Eventually the testicles rot away and fall off. But."
>Adagio gives your balls one last, strong tug and they come out of your sack through the incisions
>The only thing that connects them to your body is your spermatic cords
>They are just hanging there

>>27854696

"Now that we have these..." says Adagio while wiggling her fingers "...we decided to replace the faceless sheep rings with corrective surgery to better imprint that we are your masters. I own you, slave. The contract you signed even gives me right over your soul."
>Adagio laughs maliciously
>She takes one testicle in each hand and places a foot between your legs
>She pulls hard
>You feel a pressure followed by a sensation that felt like someone has hung dumbbells from your balls
>Adagio stops pulling and takes a pair of scissors from her arranged tool arsenal
>She raises your balls high enough so you can see them
>Your eyes open wide with terror
>You thrash as hard as you can and scream
>You raise hell
>Adagio just looks at you with empty eyes and a disapproving expression in her face
"Too late. Nothing you can do."
>Adagio raises the scissors and snaps them shut
>Your balls drop to the floor with a light thud and roll away
>Adagio cuts the excess spermatic cord for practical reasons
>She coils it and leaves it aside along with the scissors
>Adagio continues her grim task by sewing your empty sack shut, but you don't care anymore
>She took away your manhood and your chance to hold kids of your own in your embrace
>No one will carry on your bloodline and name
"I'd snip off your foreskin too, but it seems someone beat me to it."
>Adagio chuckles to herself as she gets up and looks for your balls

>>27854712

>She picks them up and throws them into a trash can along with your spermatic cord
>She seems to derive little joy from it. She doesn't care
>She is so impartial to your humiliation and suffering that it's just business
>Adagio takes a rubber glove off and wipes the sweat off her forehead
>Then she takes off the other
>She presses a button on the wall, and then she fishes a lighter and a pack of cigarettes from her pocket
>You don't care, being too busy sobbing uncontrolably and wanting to die
>Adagio smokes until the door opens and a servant enters
"That'll be it for today. I'm too tired to correct or brand any more. Put this one separately and remind me to brand him tomorrow."
>The servant pulls the bed you're restrained on out of the room
"Oh and the trash can is full. Take it to the incinerator."


I wrote this on the train. Not exactly my fetish btw.

>>27854745
>not [...] my fetish btw
I believe you

>>27854781

N-no! Let me explain! Some of my fetishes revolve around a strong female figure with power over me. Sometimes she's benevolent, other times she's not. Castration is the ultimate in male dominance, but I'm too attached to my balls for that. I prefer seeing it happen to strangers.

>>27854817
>Sal wants to watch a man get neutered.
Allow me to add you to my filter you disturbed little man.

>>27854817
>mfw an innocent ruse
>this response
Am I being rused?

>>27854861
>wants

You know that feel when you eat Ruffles Barbeque and they just won't cut it so you get a bag of Ruffles Ketchup instead?

What kind of greens do you want to read anyway? I want to write action scenes, but I don't want to build up.

>>27854891
>doesn't want to do the preparations for a highlight
sometimes the buildup is just as good, and most always necessary

>>27854917

When done properly yes, but I like writing according to current mood. Trying to chore-write chapters until I reach the point I feel like writing kills the mood.

>>27854564
This general is on its last legs. Just accept it and move on.

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>>27854564
I don't want to be under their spell anymore. I AM NOT A PUPPET!

>>27855165
You should just face it, you were never going to do any better.

>>27855165
Don't be a bitch Anon. Embrace their love.

>>27855189
>>27855228
But I don't want their love anymore.

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Dazzling Thread! What would you like to see a comic on?
Yukata Aria
Swimsuit Sonata
Sexy Housewife Adagio

>>27855287
All three.

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>>27855287
Aria failing at being a sexy housewife and being flustered at not being able to handle simple household chores.

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>>27855287
The third option, please.

>>27855287
I doubt you'll find a consensus.
Voting on Yukata Aria since I don't think we have anything like that.

>>27855287
Personally interested in Housewife Adagio and Yukata Aria.
>>27855317
Housewife Aria is also a sexy choice

>>27855287
Adagio

>>27854606
>>27855233
First dubs confirm: They're all good.

WE WILL BE ADORED

>>27855317
>Ariafag that can't read
I'm not surprised.

>>27854564
>Still no green about Anon going to the beach with the Dazzlings.

>>27855359
TELL US THAT YOU WANT US

>>27855287
Down with the Dagi.

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"Got a source on that?" asks Sunset
>Aria shoves Adagio and Sonata aside
>"You want source? My mum's the source."
>Sunset just looks at Aria for a moment, expecting her to burst into laughter
>She doesn't
"Yyyyyeah...that doesn't rea-"
>"Are you calling my mum a liar?!"
"No, I-"
>"So you're saying she's stupid!"
"Nononono! I jus-"
>"Then shut your mouth about my mum! Urgh! C'mon girls, let's bail."
>The three Dazzlings leave Sunset alone and confused
"...What just happened?"

I dunno, just something random. I can't be arsed to build a story around it now.

>>27855317

>being flustered at not being able to handle simple household chores

Pic related. Who is the artist btw?

>>27855287

Comfy sexy housewife, onegai shimasu. Any will do.

>>27855376

I wrote a short about macho Aria and anon at the beach the other day.

>>27855845
It's just an anime screencap trace

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>>27855233
Made another Dazzling Skin for 4chan.org, see .GIF
Works for windows on Firefox and Chrome, not sure if it will work on others.
Steps:
Download Stylish and install it into your browser.
Go to www.4chan.org
Click on the Stylish logo on your browser, and click ‘Write new Style’ > ‘For this URL’ / ‘www.4chan.org/this URL’
Delete everything in the code line.
Copy and Paste PasteBin into code.
CHROME: http://pastebin.com/RqB0fMji
FIREFOX: http://pastebin.com/fGUNhRzD
Give the code a name, and click SAVE.
This should work.

>>27856031
Noice

>>27856031
that's cute. i wanted to color that pic when i first saw it but i'm a little tired right now.

>>27854564
This may be a stupid question but is Figgot a guy or grill?

>>27856360
Everybody in this thread is a girl, we've established this many times ago

>>27856360
>>27856360
fig identifies as an attack helicopter you shitlord

>>27854616
Leave and never return

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>>27856031
Tfw I use Oprah

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>>27855287
Aria plz

>>27854745
Damn I want adagio to dominate me not cut off my nut sack
>>27855287
Damn I'd be happy with any of these

>>27856915
but danny is cool

I wanted to do one of those but I just can't decide. Maybe I should straw poll the choices

>>27857186
Any possible outcome cannot be bad for us. Decide it how you want, we'll give our two cents.

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We dead again?

What do each the Dazzlings smell like?

>>27858199

Adagio smells of ambition and a far off sea.

Aria smells of rage and nerd blood.

Sonata smells of bacon.

>>27858230
>Aria smells of rage and nerd semen.
FIFY

>>27858376

Yeah, that sounds better... worse?.

>>27858199
Well if I'm thinking of sweet things, I think Adagio would smell like fresh laundry and have a slight cinnamon-like scent.

Aria seems like she'd smell like lavender and mint.

Sonata would smell fruity/sugary. Probably like strawberries or another super sweet fruit.

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>>27858471
better

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>>27858230

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>Page 8
Trapdagio bump

>>27859772

"What ..No! Its not a dick! Sonata stuffed a Bratwurst down there. Kept talking about emergency supplies."

>>27859772
>ywn give her a reach around while shes wearing a bunny suit, making her cum through the fabric
Feels bad man.

>France

>>27860730
>Britain

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>>27860855

>>27860730

Today's match was like Bloodbowl what with all the fouls and violence. If only eurofags could convert to superior handegg.

>>27860935

Based brits left the cuck orgy. If only the rest of the Union would split and collapse. I'd take the Dazzlings to sing in the UN if I could.

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>>27860855

>>27860242
Even better, I fucking love bratwurst.

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Dazzlings thread almost dead?

Not on my watch!

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>>27857298
Damn, that's good.

>>27857077

>You are Adagio's slave
>Not an actual slave, but she sure works you as such
>You cook, you clean, you do the laundry and iron it, you buy grocery, you look after her "kids", feed them, take them to the vet and school...
>You're doing the dishes right now
"Grumble, grumble."
>Last night's menu was a small feast
>This wasn't what you had in mind when she told you she wanted to move in
>She didn't ask you btw. She just moved in
>Adagio yawns as she enters the kitchen
>She is wearing a short night gown that would leave her shivering in the winter
>You can tell she just woke up by how frizzy her poof is
>Still sleepy-dazed, she teeters towards you with closed eyes and a cat smile
>She leans on your back and wraps her arms around your waist
>She just rests her weight on you
>"Mmmmm...Munkee."
"Don't call me that."
>The bitch is infuriating!
>One moment she is cold, the other she is nice
>You think you're sleeping together?
>No
>She commandeered your bed and exiled you to the cough
>"Whacha doing, munkee?" she asks you in a blissful, sleepy tone of voice
"I'm doing the dishes. Dear."
>You spit out the last word
>"Did you take out the trash?"
"Yes."
>"Did you take Sonata to the dentist?"
"No. Her appointment is for next saturday."
>"Did you make me breakfast?"
"Your fresh peach juice is in a tall glass in the fridge. There's honey and butter on the table. I left your french toast in the oven to keep it warm for you."
>Adagio sighs
>"I am pleased" she announces like she's some kind of royalty
>You grumble out an "I'm not pleased."
>You feel Adagio's hands traveling downwards
>You are wearing plain, beltless pants and hands just slip in
>You freeze in the middle of washing the soap off a wide plate
>The hands stop their descent
>"Don't stop" she tells you, almost commanding you
"O-okay..."

>>27861825

>You both resume
>Adagio thrusts a cool, delicate hand under your balls and starts brushing her fingers against your nuthair
>Her other hand wraps itself around your growing erection
>She doesn't stroke you as much as pull your cockhead for a few seconds at a time
>It's your one weakness
"Mmm!"
>You have to be careful not to drop a plate
>"You like it?" she whispers in your ear
>You lick your lips
"...Uh-huh..."
>"Good. Now listen to me. You are my servant. My slave. I chose you out of all the city. You should be proud!"
>You know you should be bothered by her words instead, but now she's working her magic on you and you couldn't care less
>"A slave has no rights whatsoever. I could do anything to you. Why, there are even mistresses who sodomize their slaves for fun. Have you ever heard of Sunset Shimmer, Snips and Snails?"
>You have a bad feeling about where this is going..
>Adagio bites an ear lobe playfully
>And rough
>"Well, I'm a good mistress. Keep me happy and I'll keep you happy. Fair, yes?"
>You can't tell if the pleasure is clouding your judgement, but it does sound fair
>Everyone is happy and that's good
"Fair. Yes."
>"Good munkee. I'm going to let you cum in my hand."
>Dude, isn't Adagio great?!
>From now on you're gonna do everything she says, and she's going to be happy and in turn make you happy!
>You are going to make her the happiest girl in the world
>Happiest girl...in the...happiest world...

>>27861846
M-moar?

Better?
If I had the motivation and bitter personal experience, I'd write a green about Adagio getting together with a great, fully-fleshed guy because he has a quality she wants for herself rather than because she loves him and then dominates him emotionally and forces him to prove his love to her by repeatedly sacrificing of himself. First his friends, then his job/goals, and eventually the art he expresses himself through. And then she'd blame him for not being the man she fell in love with.
The most disturbing part is that this is the majority of long term relationships in my experience.

>>27861898

Sorry guy, that's it. Now I feel guilty for leaving you like this.

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>>27854616
>not so grump

>>27854564
>xoxo
seriously?

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>>27862428

>>27862881
That fruit hung so low it was touching the ground.

>>27862964

Yeah. I came across an unbelievable idiot who was throwing a hissy fit in 4chan of all places over racism in his mongolian drawn porn. And later I discovered atheism plus.
So all the funny shit I had shot back up my ass like a turtle hiding it's head. Hopes and humour are dead. I'll just stop posting and go to bed instead.

>>27858999
Recognizing semen-smell Aria trips

http://www.strawpoll.me/10718345

>>27863937
Oops left my fake trip on! I do a little shitposting every now and then

>>27863937
Poor Sonata

>>27863937

What's the king game?

>>27863937
>they're all traps is winning

Can't get enough of that cock huh anon!

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>>27863971
>he's never played Persona 4

>>27863979

Someone keeps revoting is all.

>>27863971
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konpa

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>>27863979
There is never enough cock anon

>>27863985
>>27863994

I see. Damn, I want all three first choices...Damn you fig for making me choose only one!

>>27863971
basically it's all three dazzlings and the protag playing this game

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>>27864079

Meh, I find the first three choices more characterful and potentially entertaining even without taking the lewd into consideration.
My only question is, just what the japanese age limit for drinking is.

>>27864155
>implying alcohol

>everyone practically wants yukata Aria
Poor Adagio. Tsundere wins always

>>27864155
>japanese age limit for drinking
Pretty sure its 20.

>>27861846
Damn this is more like it
>>27863937
I lost my vCard playing a similar game.
I'd love to semi relive that in dazzle comic

I enjoy the idea of housewife Adagio being a scenario where she loves Anon and loves being adored in a variety of ways and can't really separate the two resulting in Anon putting his foot down and having her adore him instead for the entirety of a week.

Aria as tsundere (minus the weebness) is cool but if you lean towards cute, it's more getting her to show physical affection in a variety ways, like kissing, whereas with erotic it's more trying to get her to actually do vanilla and hardcore stuff.

I didn't really look at the idea for Sonata but it's very easy to write her as a good girlfriend and a bit absent minded. What would make her more interesting is combining the siren aspect where she and anon have a very heavy sexual relationship where Sonata enjoys seducing other women for one night stands with just her while Anon watches or joins in depending on how he feels. No maliciousness intended and they are both upfront with their intentions because it is just sex.

Also, to be clear, I see Adagio as clingy but open to more erotic scenarios so long as it is with Anon and he runs it by her. Like, he puts out the idea of a 3 way with Adagio and Sunset, but Adagio will only do so if Sunset is humiliated and forced to worship Adagio the whole time no matter what.

Aria is not going to share Anon at all and while it may take time for her to open up, the thrill is there, especially if she is given the chance to bring her fantasies both sexual and loving to life.

Sonata is just open-minded and will only do something if Anon is comfortable with it. She mentions scat, he says no and never, and she never brings it up again.

Sorry if it seems like I'm rambling but when I think about the characters in a relationship, I enjoy the idea of there being something complex but also loving and trustworthy. It's why I'm such a fan of Hair and Hugs. They have their problems but their dynamic works.

http://i.imgur.com/OnPwGJQ.jpg
Enjoy

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>>27865598
I bet she secretly enjoyed it.

>>27861846
Beautiful.

Which Dazzle is the best at Dark Souls and what build do they run?

>>27865598
thought sonata had her knee digging into her vag for a second

>>27864000
Profit Piccolo dropping another knowledge bomb.

>>27863937
>Traps instead of Futa
Bad taste in girlcock anons, I'm disappointed.
>>27864814
They all sound like interesting topics to cover.
>She mentions scat, he says no and never, and she never brings it up again.
That sounds kinda unhealthy, fetish and relationship wise.

>>27864814
>Sonata mentioning Scat
Never rant again

>>27864724
>>27866424

Thanks. I guess it turned out alright all things considered.

>>27865856

Dat Adagio face though...

>>27867059

Adagio would be the best. She'd play a faith/dexterity character, using katana weapons and the weapon-enhancing miracle.

Aria would invest all her souls in health and strength, ignoring her stamina. She'd get stomped by the bosses of course.

Sonata would probably die a lot and never up her level because she wouldn't know it can be done. She'd yell and call the enemies meanies, but she'd continue playing out of grumpy spite. Most likely to develop pure skill. Always carries fourty firebombs (can't live long enough to afford more).

>>27868544

I'd like to state for the record that despite appearances he isn't me. I think Sonata would expect her boyfriend to take the initiative and come up with things to do. Both in sex and in dates/activities.

>>27869110
I know he wasn't you. He talked about Scat, but you like men getting their balls chopped off you sick fucking freak. Don't worry. I won't mistake him for you.

>>27870802
Anon from the rant. To be fair, I only mentioned scat because I can see Sonata actually bring it up randomly and Anon freaking out, glance over and just say no, or ask her why she thinks he or she would enjoy being covered in shit or would want to deal with the cleanup.

I honestly have no idea how that fetish works and it disgusts me, but if I disgusted you or others by mentioning it well I can at least enjoy that.

Bumping to be safe

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>>27871556
Thanks for the protection.

>>27871022
Okay rantnon

>>27871022
Topkek

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It is a festive Christmas night and Adagio Dazzle has taken her daughters out for a walk. It's winter but it's warm due to the pollution. Rich folk and celebrities are very concerned by this, but Adagio doesn't mind. She is not rich and can't afford heating. She isn't a celebrity either. She is a single mom working to raise her own two fans. Her darling daughters, Aria and Sonata.

Aria is mommy's little hellion. She is grumpy and always gets into fights. What she never tells anyone is why she is angry. Angry at her mom's financial situation, angry at her runaway father, angry at her sister's helplessness, and angry at the world for not treating her and her family better. She is a smart kid. She tends to keep herself and never tells Adagio how much she loves her. She doesn't have to though, cause she knows.

Sonata is Aria's polar opposite. Never brooding and rarely thinking, Sonata is a delightful child that always gets freebies from old ladies. She never fails to lift her mother's spirits with an energetic hug after a hard day of working overtime. Her carefree, aloof nature isn't always an ally however as Sonata tends to say what Aria is holding in out of fear of hurting Adagio's feelings. There's only so much the poor woman can offer to her children.

Adagio is holding the girls by the hand, careful not to let them wander off. Sonata might get lost and Aria might get into trouble. Holding their little hands puts her mind at ease. She might not be rich, but riches doesn't bring happiness. Why, just the other day Adagio heard that Sapphire Shores admitted to being addicted to drugs and announced that she will be canceling a tour to go to rehab instead. And Trenderhoof the famous travel writer? He broke up with his highborn girlfriend Chrysalis in favour of a simple farmgirl. Also Chrysalis was jealous and physically abused him. It was a big scandal.

"Look at the pretty tree!" says Sonata, snapping Adagio's attention away from her thoughts.

>>27871939

Adagio stops with the girls in front of a store with a large window.
There's a nice, tall christmas tree on the other side of the window, covered in candy canes, lights and ornaments. A fluffy garland is coiled around it, and a star is sitting at it's top.

Adagio smiles to herself. It must look even more impressive from the height of a little kid.

"Yes, my darling. It's pretty."

They just sit there for a few seconds and admire it.

"Mommy?"

"Yes, Sonata?"

"Why don't we have a tree like that?"

Adagio tries to keep her cool.

"Why? We have one at home."

"Yes but it's smaller than me. This one has candy on it and is veeeery big. Santa will bring us bigger presents if we have this instead."

Adagio bites her lip. She's told the girls that the reason why Santa always brings them small presents is because he can't fit anything big under their small tree.
Of course Aria has probably figured it out by now.

"We can't have that tree because...because...The store is using it!"

"It has a price tag on it. A big-ass price tag with lots of nines on it." says Aria in a monotone voice.

"Aria! Such language. Santa doesn't like naughty words." snaps Adagio.

Aria just shrugs. Adagio would have a crisis in her hands if Aria outright stated that Santa isn't real.

"Mommy, mommy, what's this?" asks Sonata, tugging at her mom's hand with one hand and pointing at diorama at the foot of the tree with the other.

"What? Oh that. That's baby Jesus. And right next to him is his mommy, Mary."

"And that man with beard is god?"

"No, my darling. That's Joseph."

"But if he is not god then why is he with Mary and baby Jesus? God was the daddy."

Adagio is cornered and doesn't know how to respond.

>>27871981

"Well, you see ummm...Oh my, all these questions..."

"Our classmate, Sunset Shimmer, brought a bible to school for show and tell the other day." explains Aria.

"Mommy? Is daddy god?" asks Sonata innocently, her previous question forgotten

"A god?! Bwahahaha...!"

Adagio bursts into laughter on the spot, though it's bitter laughter by the end.

"No Sonata. Daddy is not a god (though he certainly thought he was). Where did that come from?"

"Jesus never saw his daddy because he was god. How come we never see our daddy?"

Adagio's expression darkens. Their father had ran away on her years ago. He was a up and coming rock star on the way to fame and riches. Or so he thought. One night he just up and left her with two babies in her arms. He said they were dragging him down. Adagio was devastated. She'd ran away from home to be with him. She couldn't go back. She was left on the sidewalk, betrayed and pennyless.
She never saw or heard from the beatbeat stringer again. He probably found another woman or is still chasing his dream in some shady underground bar.

"...Because your daddy isn't here anymore. He had to leave us to become a star. Uuuup there in the sky with others."

Adagio doesn't know what she is saying. She is just saying whatever comes to mind in hopes of confusing Sonata into dropping the subject. Unfortunately a rich young couple choose this exact moment to pass in front of them with their baby.

Adagio sighs in anger and jealousy.

"Wish I had a daddy..." says Sonata sadly.

>>27872002

Adagio lets go of Sonata's hand and pets her instead, stroking her blue hair.

"Mommy is trying baby, mommy is trying."

Adagio stops petting Sonata briefly and wipes a tear off her face. Then she smiles at Sonata.

"I know what will cheer you up! Let's go back to that street vendor we saw earlier. Tonight you will eat something that you haven't tried before. It's called a taco!"

"Yay taco!"

The trio walks away from the tall, decorated tree at the other side of the glass window. Adagio and Sonata are almost dancing. Aria turns her head and looks at the tree one last time. And then she looks up at the sky.

And that's it. No plan or proofreading. No more green. Only sleep.

>>27871567
But sonata we don't need protection.
I'm going in raw.

>>27864814
Rantanon here.
Now I'm inspired to do a sucky writefagging of my three prompts in one. Can you guess which part I enjoyed writing the most?

>Be Anon and in a relationship with Sonata.
>From the moment you two first had sex she has been insatiable with trying new things.
>You've done vanilla things like roleplay and light bondage to more hardcore things like pure BDSM and public sex.
>Now you sit there on your couch watching tv, while Sonata browses the Internet.
>You hear the chair shift and she strides over to your side giving you the biggest puppy dog eyes.
>“Yes my sweet?”
>“Anon, I was wondering if you wanted to try something new tonight?”
>“Why, whatever do you mean?” you say feigning ignorance at her meaning.
>“You know what I mean you big dummy,” she says embracing you. “I wanna try a new fetish out tonight.”
>You look her over for a moment. It's not as though you aren't down for sex, but sometimes these little fetish romps get out of hand. The most harrowing was the time she convinced you to let her peg you and she “forgot” to mention that it was going to be “painal.” In all honesty, you should have been suspicious when she blindfolded you, stuffed a cloth in your mouth, had you lay face down on the bed, tied your arms behind your back and your legs to the bed posts, and gently whispered in your ear, “I'm going in dry.”
>Oh well, it can't get any worse right?
>“Okay then, shoot.”
> She looks around for a moment before asking, “Do we have any large plastic wrap?”
>“Yeah, we have some left over from when we moved your stuff over. It's in the closet Why do you need it?”
>“I just don't want to cause a big mess,” she says. “I mean there could be streaks and stains on the furniture, splotches on the curtains, and whatever we take with us when we go to cleanup.”

>>27872728
>You sit there confused for a moment before you realize that she must be in the mood for some food play. The kitchen would be a more appropriate place for this, but whatever.
>Suddenly, you remember the sweets you picked up earlier today.
>“Hey Sonata, do you think the cake and ice cream I just picked up would be good enough for this? I mean there is some left over tacos and burritos from a day ago, but I'm not sure I want salsa on my dick or up inside you.
>Sonata tilts her head and looks at you with confusion.
>“Why would we need all that? It would just add to the mess,” she says.
>Now you're confused.
>“Sonata, unless you want to do lotion play again, I'm assuming you know we need food for food play.”
>Sonata suddenly giggles, “Oh Anon that's not the fetish I want to try out.”
> “It isn't? Then what do you want to do that involves plastic wrap.”
> She leans and begins to whisper in your ear. A familiar feeling of dread creeps up.
> “I want to take a dump all over you. Especially your face.”
>You sit there calmly and assess your girlfriend. You knew going into this relationship it would be difficult to deal with and now God or more likely that Sun-bitch in Equestria was testing the strength of it.
>”Sonata would you please excuse me?”
>”Sure Anon I'll go grab the plastic wrap. Hurry back now my stomach is rumbling something fierce and it feels like a wet one.”

>>27872743
>A tear drifts down your cheek and your body shudders in disgust. You have never once said no to something that Sonata has suggested. Hell, a promise to a siren is a magical unbreakable bond that could result in the person who breaks said promise having their balls removed and served to their mate and their brood mates. And sadly, you promised that no matter what you would try anything once with Sonata. Now, as much as you want to say no, you're not sure how to go about it. The last time she didn't get what was promised to her, it resulted in the destruction of half the Apple Farm's crops with a single message written in salsa verde on the barn: “Tacos para siempre. Manzanas para los hijos de puta de cerdo”
>You head to your room and grab your phone to call Aninymus, your cousin and Adagio Dazzle's husband.
>The phone rings for a few moments before a voice answers
>“This is Adagio, what do you need Anon? We're busy.”
>“Hey Adagio is Aninymus there? I'm in a situation with Sonata and I don't know what to do.”
>“YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!” she suddenly screams forcing you to remove the receiver from your ear. You hear a smacking sound and a girl's voice cry out.

>>27872754
>“A..Adagio?”
>“Oh, sorry Anon. Sunset looked up from licking my feet and I had to remind her that peasants aren't allowed to look royalty in the eye. Now what do you need?”
>“I need to talk to Aninymus.”
>“Well, if your fine with talking to him while he's balls deep in Sunset with no intention of pulling out I guess I can let you talk to him.”
>Another voice chimes in, “Wait, what did you say about not pulling out? I thought I was supposed to keep going until she is about to cum and then pull out and switch to anal with you?”
>“You heard me Aninymous,” Adagio says. “I want this bitch to be punished for thinking she was on the same level as her betters.”
>“What if she gets pregnant?” you hear Aninymus ask.
>“Best thing that will ever happen to a dirty worthless horse-slut like her. Other than being given the chance to worship me of course,” Adagio answers.
>You keep silent while the couple argues. You sometimes forget that while Adagio might be the most level-headed of the Dazzlings, she is clearly the most fucked up when it comes to sex. You know she won't let Sunset get pregnant, but she's not above threatening it for her own amusement and putting fear in the girl.
>Adagio suddenly reverts her attention to you, “Anin doesn't want to talk Anon. He's being a bitch right now. Perhaps I can help you with Sonata.”
>While you would prefer Anin to help you, Adagio might be better in regards to dealing with fetishes. You know for a fact she helps Aria out with your brother Mous whenever the couple wants to try out something new, but Aria is too scared to do it or bring it up. Despite her tough exterior, Aria was the last of the Dazzlings to have sex and it took almost a month for Mous to convince her that his semen wouldn't burn her throat if she blew him.
>You take a breath before responding.

> “Adagio, you better than anyone know that Sonata and I have open minds when it comes to sex and that sometimes she gets in a bit over her head.
> “Go...oh god yes right there...on...”
> “Well to be blunt, she wants to try out scat. To be even more blunt, she wants to shit on my face and she is currently setting up the plastic wrap in the living room and waiting for me to get back. I can't decide if I should dive out the window and hope it's quick or if I should try to convince her that this is a bad idea.”
>Adagio stays silent for a few moments before responding.
>“Let her do it.”
>“I'm sorry?”
>“Let her do it,” Adagio repeats.
>“WTF Adagio! Why would you ever want her to do that?”
>“Are you kidding me Anon? It's the ultimate form of domination! I mean think about it for a moment, it's one thing to get made into a slave and forced to do degrading acts, it's another thing entirely to be made into someone's personal toilet. I mean I've never done it myself as I wouldn't want to clean up the mess, but I can see the appeal.”
>“Come again.”
>“I will in a minute if Sunset stops trying to argue with me about how she doesn't want to pregnant and finishes eating me out. GET THAT TONGUE BACK TO WORK YOU WORTHLESS HORSE-SLUT!!! ANON I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PULL OUT I AM GOING RAM MY STRAP-ON SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER, THE PATRON BITCH OF SLUTS FEELS IT!!!”

>>27872773
>You could kind of hear Sunset in the background at first, but suddenly there is a yelp and you can only barely make out a muffle or two of protest and what sounds like a struggle taking place, “I AM GOING TO FUCKING DROWN YOU IN MY ESSENCE IF YOU DARE QUESTION ME AGAIN SUNSET!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO CUM DOWN YOUR THROAT OR PISS IN IT BECAUSE I CAN MAKE THIS SO MUCH WORSE FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO RESIST!!!”
>There are a few slapping sounds before Adagio starts talking at a normal tone.
>“Defy or question me again Sunset and I won't limit my palm to your ass like I did this time. I don't know if you know what it's like to get pussy smacked, but let me tell you right now, that heat burns.”

And that's it for now. I should just conclude it soon enough, but I don't care that much and by the time I got to Adagio, that's where I really started to have fun. I may just switch perspectives and stay on that one with Anon's story being put into the background with a coin flip ending. Though to be fair, I would rather a legit writefag write my version of Adagio than myself. I can't do that level of dominating bitch justice.

>>27872789
I did not review this that much so mistakes are just there.

Oh, and to be clear, if I did switch to Adagio, I would make sure to clarify that it was consensual for all parties. She just really gets into the role as a mistress and Sunset has had to deal with this kind of thing on numerous occasions.

Talking to Anon in the middle of it was just an excuse to act out more and everyone was rolling with it on her end.

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>>27873130
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Morning guys, have a cutenota.

>>27873130

>that retarded fucking laughing at the end

jesus christ bitches, shut the fuck up, not even close to that funny

>>27856915
I think you need to leave..

>>27873130
tubular

>>27875468
>I hate women cause I can't get laid

Sperg more

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I have a request. Sonata and Aria back to back representing love and lust respectively. Sonata is dressed innocently, smiles sweetly and maybe is either waving in greeting or has her hands together. Aria is wearing provocative clothes, has a sexy expression and probably makes lewd gestures like pulling at her shirt's neck to show more bust or making the "come closer" gesture.

>>27870802

I am Baron Harkonnen beeaaactually I found the scene with the dumpster full of human testicles in Rick and Morty disturbing. It's not really my fetish. Also I'm not the only one who brings it up.

>>27875973
What does them not thinking the video was funny have to do with their sex life?

>>27876191
tone of the response more than the subject. clearly some issues there. but then, I remember where we are...

>>27877829
I looked at those hands and laughed so hard that I threw up a little.

>>27872063
Moar please. This is sweet.

New Thread
>>27878387
>>27878387
>>27878387

>>27854606
Sonata because she's hot as hell

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>>27878504
Good luck with your thread friend.

>>27878504
its that butthurt niggerfaggot that was crying over at Fingerfuck about /dzg/ not likeing their rape story

>>27878703
When was that even a thing?

>>27878750
wUT

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>>27878761
I...I don't know.

>Come home after working 11 hours today
>page 9

You all even trying?

>>27879566
Niggas don't even praise these days. Them not being real must be getting to the weaker ones.

>>27878750
The tears.
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27761766/#27816192

or the rape story.
http://pastebin.com/ZsUMSDdL

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>>27879931
Oh I remember this story. Sounds like he overreacted to some Anons not liking his story though, cause I don't remember any "huge arguments" about something like that as recently as last month.
Whatever though, people gonna do what they do.

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>>27879931
>that desustorage link
I'd forgotten about that. What a faggot.

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>>27879931
I remember this.
>everyone got made and pretty much sperged out and chastised me cuz it was a story about one of their favorite characters
I also seem to remember no one said anything like this and he just started making shit up when really pretty much everyone agreed his green was just shit.
>"its way more well written then most of the other crap on /mlp/"
The kid doesn't even sound like he knows English very well. These so called friends, which probably don't exist, just played him.

This whole thing better be bait but I really feel like he's selling stupid pretty damn well here. What a loser.

>>27880117
Rip trapadigo

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>>27881441
???

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>>27878703
>>27879931
>>27880117
>>27880683
>>27880846
you wanna know why they said that?

Because you guys fucking waifu pander to the utmost autistic point.

Like, I'm not even joking when I say you guys literally think These Characters actually exist and whenever someone wrote a story hurting one of your waifu's or involving a rape, you guys went ape shit and told that person to gtfo because they did not put your favorite fucking character on a pedestal.

You people who fucking waifu pander are the pain in every single fandom.

This is why KittyKat(The author of the Aria Rape story) Never finished this story here because you are ungrateful pieces of shit.

"All Dazzling lovers are welcome. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like." well obviously not if you chastised this person who only wanted to write a harmless story.

Instead of giving fair and honest criticism you fucking told them to leave the general and that's what they did.

That's why the author jumped ship to Fingerbang and finished the story (Btw they are making a second one) because you people are fucking ingrates.

>>27865598
https://hitomi.la/galleries/498898.html
Enjoy :^)

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>>27881645
>Enjoy
That's MY line pal.

Actual dazzlings general here

http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/27878387#top
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/27878387#top
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/27878387#top

>>27881633
Boo hoo

The retarded way you type everything makes me think you are him, or maybe you're one of his little friends. On the chance that you're not him please head on back to this thread one of you keeps linking to (which if you guys hate us so much I'm not sure why you would invite us in) and stay there with him. Also maybe grow pair while you're at it, but I won't hold my breath.

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>>27882073

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>>27882077

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>>27881633
What a well reasoned and very convincing point you have there. Delivered in quite the even tempered fashion to boot! Thanks for the help, we'll do better in the future!

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>>27881747
>>27882432
Ignore the asshurt faggot and post dazzle.

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>>27882700

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>>27882788
That's more like it.

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>>27882818

>>27881633
>yfw neo/mlp/ is anti->raep
>yfw neo/mlp/ is why we can't have the nice things

>>27854616
Arin is Grump
Jon is Not so grump
Danny is Not grump

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Was there ever a clear answer on that whole "Slow, tender, and affectionate" thing?

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>>27882944

>>27883083
Dead meme. We all know the Dazzles go hard in bed.

>>27883083
Whats this?

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>>27883476
Seconding this guy.

>>27884012
Lewd dazzles?

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>>27884040
Yeah

>>27883260
Except for Sonata, apparently.

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>>27884040

>>27878323

Soon as I think of something.

>>27883083

Unlike humans who are at an almost 50-50 ratio, sirens have a substancially greater number of females. During the mating season, female sirens are usually forced to hunt a male and restrain him while they mate energetically on account of the adrenaline, the enthusiasm and the danger of attracting other female rivals the more the mating lasts.
However mating females are more concerned with the number of times they can mate rather than the duration. As a result, a female will continue mating with the same male until she is forced to flee, almost always by a rival.

Even in their human forms, the Dazzlings still retain their siren insticts. They are prone to tackling their mate and mating with him furiously until they calm down and realize that they won't be interrupted and that the male will not attempt to flee if given the chance (provided he started off willing and hasen't changed his mind). That's when the Dazzlings relax and try to enjoy slow, tender and affectionate sex (the kind of which occurs between consensual couplings during the first days of the mating season). Anons wishing to bed a Dazzling in this manner are adviced to

1) Attack the Dazzling of their choice with lots of foreplay.
2) Provide a number of sex toys to the Dazzling and let her vent on them beforehand.
3) Consider calling backup. Probably in the form of a bodyguard and paramedic.

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>>27884808

Angry seahorse a best

>>27885054
Love that one. Lewd, but not too lewd.

>>27884058
I need Adagio Ross for the poof

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Dazzles for most popular girls

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>>27885703

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>>27885906

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http://i.imgur.com/1GKZanE.png
Enjoy

I have two ideas
>dazzles are corrupted seaponies and the girls try to reform them,
>their 'projected' form is actually adorable seaponies
Im sure thats super original

The other two dazzles find out aria's been modeling on the side without telling them, they find out and tease her for it

>>27885924
Looks better with the bra on honestly

>>27854817
>castration
>female dominance
my kink is less weird and oh what am I talking about. I'd let a razzle dazzle maul me over it.

I wonder if showerfag and inflation fetish gf fag are still around. I hope they are well.

>>27886038

I think they go with the drawing style andlook cute. I'd love playing with them.

>>27886606

Between that and scaté-olé, I think nothing but guro can shock /dzg/ now. Share your kinks, mate.

>>27887219
I need that last aria and sad keanu to be a thing.

>>27887219
That's some good shit. Who's it from?

>>27887460
http://moronsonofboron.tumblr.com

wubcake is a good adagio.

who else is a good adagio?

>>27887790
ur mum

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>>27854616
>>27862379

>>27887851

No. She'd make a terrible one.

https://discordapp.com/invite/0mJOsaH4m5SgF2gb

join the official /dzg/ chat.

>>27887219
H I P S
I
P
S

>>27854564
>you were sitting in your office looking out the window
>it's really nice out
>you wish you were with the girls
>but no you decided to go work since you're the only one that pays the bills in the house
>you should really encourage them to get a job..
>suddenly an envelope landed on your desk
>you look up to see one of your coworkers walking away
>you assume they were the one who gave you the envelope
>but what is it?
>a letter of release? A raise?
>you hope for the raise
>you open and inside was a photo
>oh it's the girls
>in...
>OH MY
>such... interesting swimwear they have on
>you quickly hide the photo to avoid any trouble
>the image of them in their swimsuits was stuck in your mind all day
>you barely made it past the whole shift
>you really wish you were with them right now..

>summer jobs can really suck sometimes..

>>27888148
and it's only downhill from here

good job whoever made that shitcord

>>27888378
more?

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>>27879931
>>27880117
>>27880683
>>27880846
>These faggots are seething because their waifu wasn't glorified.

S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
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See this is why content is more appreciated on /Fgb/ because we dont waifu pander.

>>27889639
H I P S

>>27887460
>not knowing Moron Ben Boron

>>27889437
Not sure. I mean I still have Dungeons of Dazzle to finish

Pretty dead these last couple of days

>>27891315
I thought so too

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>>27892284
>aria

>>27892284
Interesting art style. Kinda charming.
>>27894240
Always a favorite.

>>27891315

I don't know about the others, but I jumped ship to Fingerbang where they appreciate content providers.

>>27894913
>appreciate content providers
>Fingerbang
let me guess WHAT kind of conent is being provided

>>27895031

Crap. I wanted to draw a leg being pulled, but I suck. I'm just kidding. I'm just splitting my time between here and the Suncest general same as you.

Are you still hurting down there? Grow a pair, mate:^).

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>>27893351
>How soft the breeze through the island trees,
>Now the ice is far astern.
>Them siren maids, them tropical glades
>Is awaiting our return.
>Even now, their big round eyes look out,
>Hoping some fine day to see
>Our baggy sails running 'fore the gales,
>Rolling down to li Galli.

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>>27895161
you pulled me a leggie right there, mate
come, scallywag, let's hunt hippocampusses :^)

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>>27895267
>500 dollars for a fucking knife

>>27886843
Showerfag? Girls into inflation?? Users of this site having girlfriends???

>>27895549
And some are married and have kids. It's pretty scary to think about.

>>27895582
The fact that anyone on this site has kids is frightening. Those children are being raised by meme-lords.

>>27895720
That's a pretty cute outfit. Did they ever finish that winter comic?

>>27895267

Hahah, you remind me of that short I wrote a long time ago about a bounty hunter taking advice from an old pirate on how to catch sirens.

I'd love to sing some Alestorm with you. Any song. Unless you're Mayde. You make me sound like crap. Also I listened to your singing again a few times again and it's still stuck in my head.

>>27895549

Showerfag is the anon who drew the #200 picture and falls asleep in the shower. The other guy is an anon whose gf is into inflation.

>Users of this site having girlfriends???

According to the ratfaced traitor Moot, there are anons who've met their (later) husbands and wives here.

>>27895683

I can hardly wait to have teen kids so I can make jokes about their mother, like "I fucked your mom" or "Your mother didn't seem to mind".

>>27895851
>there are anons who've met their (later) husbands and wives here
I mean there was that one time two writefags got engaged in flutterrape.

>>27895912

Fo' realzies?

>>27895851
Wait, I'm showerfag? I thought that was some anon who had sex in the shower. I guess I'll take it, I fall asleep a lot of places though. But yeah I'm still around and still working on stuff when I can (like right now actually). I haven't been feeling too good recently though and work has been getting to me. I still lurk and comment occasionally though.
I will say I am ever so tempted to visit this "Fingerbang" place where I hear they really appreciate content providers.

>>27895974
Yeah, SwiftM0nkey proposed to someone I can't remember back in 2013. He did it in greentext format in the style of of a flutterrape story.

>>27895974
Found it:
http://pastebin.com/buXNCwzH

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>>27896063

Good to see you are still around, mate. I'd call you something else, but you haven't assigned youself a nickname and your falling asleep in the shower is currently your most defining characteristic. I thought about calling you Mata Nui, or Super Catatonic after the Samurai Pizza Cats mecha, but I don't want to tease you too much until we get to know eachother better.

>But yeah I'm still around and still working on stuff when I can (like right now actually)

Good! What are you working on?

>I haven't been feeling too good recently though and work has been getting to me.

Bad! What's eating you? Anything I can do to help?

>spoiler

I've had so many fights here...I'm not particularly loved. And yet the only reason I ever thought about going to Fingerbang was because I felt like writing non-dazzling green. I never was a regular there, but from what I've seen people in /dzg/ are more casual with contentfags than the rest of the board.

>>27896064
>>27896121

Thanks for digging for it. One part sweet, one part dorky. Are they still frequenting the the flutterape general?

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>>27896421
Haha, those names seem a bit to grand for someone like me, I think I'll just take showerfag for now.

>What are you working on?
I'm jumping back and forth between stuff 'cus nothing seems to hold my attention for very long lately. Some stuff with the Dazzlings as pixies, some Dazzlings at the beach, and just now I'm kind inspired to do some Siren/mermaid Dazzling stuff with like crazy teeth and junk. I don't know, dangerous stuff.
I woke up form a crazy dream awhile ago where I was stranded on a small weird island and was thinking about trying my hand at writing some green about anon being stranded and hunted by the Dazzles with some pics to go with it.
>What's eating you?
Just some health issues that hopefully aren't too bad. I'm pretty tough though, I'll be groovin' soon enough.
>Anything I can do to help?
Just help keep the Dazzle dream alive, comrade.

I was just joking about Fingerbang I like the atmosphere here just fine.

On a side note I think this is now my favorite Dazzle pic. I was just browsing through my collecting for some inspiration and came across this and even though I don't remember saving it I fell in love all over I guess. It is now my wallpaper. If any of you know the artist and can link some of their stuff that'd be just swell.

>>27895720
Pretty damn cute

>>27896660
Oh damn that is a nice picture.

>>27897532
Who's that Dazzling?!?!?!?

http://i.imgur.com/cGajywx.png
Enjoy

>>27898429
noice

>>27896660

>I woke up form a crazy dream awhile ago where I was stranded on a small weird island and was thinking about trying my hand at writing some green about anon being stranded and hunted by the Dazzles with some pics to go with it.

That sounds interesting. You could turn it into a survivalist horror story with anon hiding on the trees during the night while the sirens slither around looking for him, and salvaging stuff from the wreckege and looking for food during the day. The Dazzlings only come out of the water during the night because they'd dry out fast during the day. Oh, and for extra thrill (and to move the plot forward) you could add a scene where Aria notices anon sleeping on a tree brunch and starts hitting the tree with her tail in order to knock him off.

>Some stuff with the Dazzlings as pixies

You could draw a glowing pixie Dazzling trapped in a lantern.

>Siren/mermaid Dazzling stuff with like crazy teeth and junk

This reminds me of a picture I saw on /tg/ years ago with a mermaid on a fishing vessel's deck with a pair of fishermen. She had a shark mouth.

My headcanon is that sirens and dolphins have a fierce rivalry, so if I could draw, I'd draw a dolphin rape mob (that's a real thing) circling and separating a siren from her group.

>Just some health issues that hopefully aren't too bad. I'm pretty tough though, I'll be groovin' soon enough

I think the same way, and you should consider seeing a doctor. Prevention is cheaper than treatment.

>If any of you know the artist and can link some of their stuff that'd be just swell.

Sure thing. The artist's name is Steve. He also drew the pic we used for OP in the Cute Pony Ears edition. Cutest Aria I've ever seen.

https://www.derpibooru.org/1094505?scope=scpef72991d336665dcb2760d70ef6f7a91a3be7cd9d

>>27895161
you got me spooked

>>27899075
Thanks m8

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>>27899075
You hit on some of my ideas for the story there, and yeah I do plan to make it a survival horror. Probably in a bit of a fantasy setting though so maybe some mystical stuff shoved in too.

You know I really seem to like a lot of your ideas and stories. While I'm not too keen on conversing through email, I just can't get over how awkward it is for some reason like it's a business thing, I wouldn't mind adding you on steam or discord or something and never messaging you. If that sounds fun you can toss out a throwaway and we can exchange through there. Like I said though I'm not very proactive socially but you can feel free to yell at me whenever I'm on and maybe we can eventually converse normally.

>Sure thing. The artist's name is Steve.
Ooo, thanks. None of his other stuff seems to resonate with me on the same level though.

For now I'm gonna get some sleep.

>>27895187
>filename
I'd harpoon her if you know what I mean What is an injection harpoon?

>>27900591
Booty had me like

>>27900581
>>27900591
Pretty great

>>27900591
I want to pinch her butt!

>>27899085

Wait till you see my face. Men in the street look at me and then look down. I posted a picture of my face in a chat years ago and a guy scared his little niece with it.

>>27899196

You're welcome.

>>27899409

>Probably in a bit of a fantasy setting

Anon discovers that there are other small islands around. He makes a raft and somehow manages to go to another island where he discovers mysterious ruins and a tribe of siren-worshipping pygmies. The tribals avoid the island anon is on for some reason, making it relatively safe. At some point anon sneaks into another island's ruins and explores them, solving various puzzles and opperating arcane devices. At some point he discovers that all the islands are interconnected through the ruins, giving him the ability to move around safely. In the end the ruins turn out to be either an ancient sunken city with the islands being the tops of the tallest buildings, or it's a large spaceship and the sirens came from faaaar away (being the descendants of either the aliens or their pets). In either case anon flees with an arcane flying or floating machine, or a balloon he made with stuff from salvaged parts (this requires a ship with sails).

>spoiler

Thanks! I pretty much have only two skills. Coming up with ideas and gaining detailed insight on anything by looking at it hard enough even though I have no knowledge on the field. Normally I'd assume I'm a retard with opinions on matters I don't understand, but knowledgeable people have found my feedback useful.

Anyway, I use email and dA to contact people because I only have internet on my cellphone and they suit me. I had to decline invitations to a couple of Skype groups because of that.
Well, I don't want to pressure you.

>I'm not very proactive socially

I'm lazy, agoraphobic, introverted, socially inexperienced, and interactions drain me. So I think we're good.

>>27900581
>>27900591
Damn son these are fuckin' quality.

>>27886038
I find that's generally the case, but particularly with a lot of these edits. The bra adds something rather than covers something up.

My headcanon is that when encountering a siren at sea, you can protect yourself from her alluring song by either making her laugh or by tricking her into a fight and exchanging insults.

>>27901852

I think they look cute.

>tfw flustered Aria will never yell at you to stop calling her titties cute

>>27902398
What about singing with her?

>>27902488

You'd be lured to your death.

>>27898429
http://i.imgur.com/l4DOVEI.png
Enjoy

http://i.imgur.com/y25x5Z0.png
Curse you file size limit.

>>27902959
That one is pretty good.

>>27902959
>TFW you will never get to taste Aria

FUGG

>check dazzlequest daily
>it updates once a year
>it will never finish in this lifetime
>why fig

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>>27903406
I know that feel

>>27903406
>>27903654
Same. He's still cool though. He even drew something when I said I love him on his tumblr.

>>27903674

Definitely still cool, but goddamnit, work on the series more

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>>27904287
Oldie and a goodie.

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>>27904590

Is it me or did the Dazzlings look like archaic greek vase drawings in that scene?

>>27904917
I could see it. Though I got move a merky deep sea vibe.

dazzling hope

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>>27881633
I actually like rape stories and pictures of my favorite characters.
The sweeter and more friendly they are the more enjoyable it is to see them broken.

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>>27905664
I didn't need to be insulted like that
;_;
I love you....

>>27906394
At least she blew you.

So the board seems to be moving a bit fast tonight.

>>27906786
there's a lot of glimmer shitposting. knocking threads off the 10th page and stuff