612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is due out this Wednesday; digital copy should be out in around 20 hours!
Pinkie Pie is a kind of pony that can find excitement for all hours and activities of a day, whether work, play, or even rest. That irrepressible energy can be directed anywhere! When it comes to dreams, though, it seems like she's happy enough where she is already and can just indulge in more of her favorites from the waking world until the dawn, and then she's raring for another good morning! If there's anything more to it, well, Luna probably knows for sure.
>>27750470
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27756904
what a cute lil family
>>27756917
all sisters
>>27756897
>>27756921
do sisters sometimes makeout?
>lewd horse noises
>>27756936
Only for practice.
>>27756954
>>27756913Painthorse is too cute to lewdeventhough I liked tooplus I dont have permission to do that yet.
Anyway have this sweetie belle being combed by dog.
Fillies
>>27756961
you draw cute fillies
>>27756943
Could she win a beauty contest?
>>27756961
>yet
Fill
the
Fillies
>>27756956
>That angle.
>They are mushing their noses and are probably going to bump teeth.
They need more practice!
>>27756973
>not doing your best to draw fillies cute.
Thats a crime.
>>27756981W.. with sweets?
>>27756996
you can really fill them with whatever you like
>>27756996
With your very personal sweets
>pull up to random mare
>pet her
>>27757004
>>27757000
Filly should learn that one's very personal sweet is for the one who owns it. Filly must be close to you if she wants some.
>>27757006
Illegal petting!
>>27757018
Filly wants to be very close to you, though !
>>27757039
If that is the case then perhaps filling them with my very personal sweets is a good idea after all.
>>27757055
in the mouth right
>>27757064
Duh, where else?
>>27757076
the butt
>>27757077
>wanting to draw anon filly
>always forgot too.
I really should draw hi.. I mean her one day.
>>27757088
he prefers to be called filly
>>27757091
Filly it is.
Also that tent is cutie,
>>27757091
>>27757091
What is anon filly even doing?
>>27757125
Anon filly lewd when?
>>27757123
what else would you do as a filly alone at night?
>>27757148
what a worthless colt
>>27757157
>Sent your friend into a downhill spiral to destroying the world.
>Only special talent you have is...picking up books.
>>27756961
you draw the most fuckable fillies
>>27756961
Who needs permission when you can just do it against her will and sick your fans on her later.
>>27756961
draw nyx fillies
>>27757176I agree
>>27757036
gifs that don't loop are underrated nowadays.
>>27757157
I'll destroy you
>>27757216
he could have been a great wizard
>>27757277
I hope the back half of S6 has more Glimmy
>>27757176
Do I? I am just trying to draw cute one's.Perhaps its the filly hips.
>>27757189
>sick your fans on her later?
I dont understand.
>>27757192
What is with Nyx?
Also perhaps I might draw anon filly first.
>>27757277
Very cute these two.
>>27757298
I can't imagine it won't.
>>27757298
I hope it has more Glimmy and Sunny
>>27757314
Oh sorry, I forgot you have no fans or friends here.
>>27757314
A guy who likes to meme her, I think
>>27757298
I really hope so!
>>27757331
>Oh sorry
>no senpaitachi or friends
Dont be sorry senpai. I have pony.
>>27757348
Nyx kind of reminds me of Snowdrop. Both popular OC filliesand kind of cutie.
BOSS HEALTH
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>>27757354
STRONG ATTACK
>>27757373
>you grip your sword tightly and charge the dragon
>moving much faster than you were prepared for, she raises a claw and flicks your weapon from your hands
>you swear you see her holding back a giggle
BOSS HEALTH
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>>27757397
compliment her good sunly looks
>>27757397
Attempt to seduce.
>>27757397
TACTICAL HUG
>Be working as a cashier today.
>Mom comes up with one item and tosses me two more things she walked across the store with but changed her mind.
>Two items, but she keeps trowing loose clothing with the packaging.
>Its a pack of children's pony panties her kid ripped into and scattered all over.
>Cram it to the side and finish her transaction.
>Begin stuffing mlp child panties into this bag, probably looking at the patterns a little long.
>Feel eyes on me.
>Mid stuff I look and there is another group of customers looking at me.
>Slowly stuff the last pair in the bag.
>>27757407
>disarmed, you ask her if anyone's told her how positively radiant she looks today
>taken aback by the sudden compliment, she blanks for a moment
>>27757414
>"hey babe, what's a cute girl like you doing in a place like this?~"
>despite the blatant transparency of your flirting, you see her cheek scales grow rosy
>>27757419
>before she can reject you, (or burn you into oblivion) you wrap your arms around one of her massive claws, your hands barely reaching on the other side
BOSS HEALTH
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BOSS ROMANCE
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>>27757440
Smooch the dragonhorse
>>27757440
Aww yeah.
Slay the beast with romance.
>>27757440
compliment her horns
dragon bitches love when you compliment their horns
>>27757467
Just don't try to make a handlebar joke.
Go on
Kiss the filly
>>27757487
that filly is mean though
>>27757490
No she isn't, her warranties expired and she became good.
>>27757494
I can't just kiss a filly though, there's lots of paperwork
>>27757490
But filly kisses the filly.
So she must be good.
>>27757497
There is no paperwork in Eqvestria.
Unless you're a mayor or a purple nerd, that is.
>>27757487*kiss*
>>27756961
draw more dogs doing cute things with fillies
and colts
>>27757517*ride pony*
>>27757520
Perhaps I'll draw anon filly for next, but no promises.
>>27757504
Absolutely sinfull
>>27757532
Welp
pony make my peepee hard
empty the filly
>>27757545
Stupid sexy silver spoon
Which pony would you summon for jolly cooperation?
>>27757572
I want to see more of her in the show, she is a very pretty filly.
Filly said that stallions are an expandable gender.
>>27757645
Tell fillie i'll expend her.
Princess Celestia: "Silly Anonymous, humans don't have souls or free will, only ponies do."
>>27757669
>>27757669
Expand*
>>27757685
Sounds good Celestia, now let me defeat you so I can take your soul and transpose it into a sweet new weapon.
>Today is Tau Day
2Ï€
>>27757700
Panko Pep
>>27757704
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pronk
>>27757722
That pony is too little
>>27757726
They are My LITTLE Ponies, after all.
>>27757700
The Tau suck. Fuck the Tau.
>>27757735
too little
Filly doesn't want to eat her vegetables.
I was searching for something
I could not describe
So I stared at the sun
'till the tears filled my eyes
>>27757753
No!
They are little ponies, anon!
LITTLE ponies!
>>27757754
Offer filly a sausage.
>>27757754
Well I'm not gonna eat them, that's why I gave them to her.
>>27757756
That takes me like 5 seconds considering how fucking bright it is, do you want a cookie for doing that
>>27757762
Fillies are not trash cans.
Is there ever a circumstance in which no hooves are better than hooves?
>>27757862
when you want to pick something up
>>27757865
I mean more attractive.
>>27757862
I guess boob fans don't have too much fun with hooves.
>>27757862
I like titties
Human titties, not retarded crotchboobs
Also human waists are really nice
But I can work with both, really
>>27757866
when you want your girl to give you a handjob
Filly was hit with an anthro spell.
Do you still want her?
>>27757889
You were hit with a bad post spell
Nothing changed
>>27757889
I still want the filly inside. So I command her to find a cure and never show her face again until she has.
>>27757895
But she's still the same filly.
>>27757902
No, she is not.
>>27757911
Why not?
She has the same face, mane, and coat.
>>27757862
Quad-amputation fetish.
>tfw you'll never develop a loving relationship with your fuckpillow.
>>27757914
She is not a filly at all anymore and until she is again there is nothing to be discussed.
>>27757922
Is it just because she doesn't have hooves?
>>27757934
Yes. And any and all other parts of her that was affected.
best "friends"
It's okay to rape fillies right?
And colts?
nothing wrong with that
>>27757972
only if they consent
>>27757954
Excuse you.
These are canon the best best friends.
>>27757972
>rape
Never.
LOVE the foal.
The filly knows too much. Dispose of her.
>>27757938
Everything else is the same. She just doesn't have hooves anymore.
>>27757954
*friend smooch*
>Starlight
>Trixie
>Chrysalis
please stop posting shit characters tia
>>27758044
Get the fuck away from me with that shit taste
>>27758044
where are her wings?
>>27758044
>he says while posting inferior Twilight
>>27758044
be gone bookworm!
>>27758058
>baiting for (You)s
I'm only responding because I pity you
If I buy a plush of an OC would I look like a total idiot?
https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile
>>27758075
Twilight IS cuter with wings.
Smoothback Twiliy is kinda lame
>>27758070
oh great, now there's two of them.
>>27758080
filly gets a time-out from the internet
>>27758079
what is it?
>>27758094
A plush of this horse.
I've always liked her.
>>27758104
Total idiot
>>27758104
cute bird pone
>>27758115
I figured.
>>27757700
nice
>>27758104
get me one too
>>27758080
>using a known password
That's not a hack, that's barely social engineering
>>27758190
I'm not made of money, anonI would also like a custom plush of wallflower
>>27758038
I would go swarming with Chrysalis.
>>27758104
Him*
>>27758214
The OC is a girl the creator is male.
Stop being stupid on purpose.
>>27758214
>eyelashes
>female build
>>27758203
Anyone else?
>>27758243
Not him, but I'd love a Renne plush
>>27758243I really wouldn't mind an Minituffs plush either
>>27758226
Stop being stupid.
I don't recognize any of these OCs
>>27758267
>animation error
Stop being stupid
>>27758267
>I'm going to use an animation error to further my point
You know he showed up with a colt build later, right?
Take your gay internet slapfight somewhere else
>>27758270
I have a folder dedicated to nothing but OCsI wish we did more stuff with Flora
>>27758289
I want to have a gay internet cock slapfight
>>27758341
Exorcist filly
>look around new porn on derpibooru
>find this
https://derpibooru.org/1185283?scope=scpe7fcc31f08db356c07ef742db8768d398eab06b53
Will he ever learn how to draw anything holy shit
that spine
that's not a pony it's a fucking snake
and those feet are stylized at best
three fucking toes and two dimensional
jesus christ everything about the anatomy of this picture is terrible
So how'ya been mlpg
>>27758367
I wanna seduce dragonlestia
>>27758348
>>27758367
>tag filtered: anthro
Not even going to open.
>>27758382
it's LMJ, you don't wanna open that shit
>>27758367
>150 upvotes
I hate derpibooru's userbase
>>27758390
bronies are the worst
why
>>27758402
What the fuck
>>27758402
>nipples
Anon you know the rules.
No shithorse nipples allowed.
I'm sorry.
>>27758402
You were expecting something good to come out of the pony fandom post S3
You only have yourself to blame
>>27758402
>boobs stay the same size after she lost 90% of her body mass
Implants.
>>27758415
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqQ1FtQKocM
>unironically enjoying this remix
what the hell is wrong with me
>>27757735
nice tits aj
>>27758367
>snake
>>27758446
FLUFFYSNEK
>>27758446
THE TUFT FAGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27758419
is chrysalis all natural?
>>27758456
>Madmax is long dead
>>27758461
Boy, I love generic anime drawings
>>27758461
if you define natural as "moving all your vital organs to breasts in order to free up space for your oversized womb churning out thousands of eggs", then sure, she's natural 102%
>>27758461
get that shit away from this place
>>27758475
>moving all your vital organs to breasts in order to free up space for your oversized womb
I read a manga like that once
I've honestly become more partial to the WAAAAAAAH, which to me is a far more convincing response to the upper levels of pain like amputation, which honestly shouldn't even have any full diction. People go absolutely fucking insane when they lose limbs, and any reasonable headcanon will maintain that ponies experience at least as much sensitivity as humans.
A scree is a constricted noise, a little more complicated and good for things like mild to medium testicular trauma. Anything more ought to cause a good, full throated howl of agony, with the more extreme stuff increasing the stress, intensity, duration and finally the pitch. Although that's all complimentary to what should be good sense and detail regarding pain response.
The weeping is a nice touch, but like scree it's not really possible to stress as hard, and I find it's only suitable for when the pain WAS mindbreaking, but has delved into the realm of tolerable.
Duration's also a biggy. Stuff like amputation doesn't become tolerable in the timespan of minutes. Mutilated humans will be begging the pain to go away for hours, and even properly treated stumps without anesthetic can hurt enough to cause crying or screaming in adults for weeks after. A weak creature like a pegasus pony should incredibly good mileage out of an amputation that I think ought to be milked for more than it is these days.
That's a lot of time to emit all sorts of types of scream, and WAAAAAAAAAAAH should be among them.
>>27758526
YOU GUYS SEEN THE LAST AT EPISODE
'cause I lost the /co/ talkback
Wake up with pone.
>>27758558
Too big
>>27758558
"HOLY FUCK A TALKING HORSE!"
>>27758558
>that magazine
never noticed that before, oh my
>"FUCK YO COUCH, BUY ANOTHER ONE, YOU RICH FILLY MOTHAFUCKA."
>>27758580
heal me, pony!
>>27758580
Best Overwatch GirlFourth best Main 6 pone
guys help, i have the same problem every night.
rarity and sweetiebelle always fight each other to the the best cuddling spot in my bed
>>27758612
Why dont you justmake love to both of themin order to tire them out?
Which monstrosity has the better outfit?
I kind of unironically like Dash's outfit. It's gawdy as hell but it's cute.
>>27758649
They're both shit
>>27758659
You don't like Fluttershy's dress? What if the real Fluttershy wore something like it?
Still better than breezies.
>>27758667
>>27758649
Every eqg outfit needs to be put on the pony.
>>27758649
they should get naked
together
>>27758667
It's actually the worse outfit of the two, it's way too complicated and overdesigned
>>27758580
Is Fluttershy a heal slut?
>>27758673
Fuck you the Breezies are fantastiq
>>27758677
They probably do that at some point. This is a book cover or something, right? Fluttershy sleeps naked and would insist Dash do the same so she feels less awkward.
I think.
>>27758674
So whe is Dash wearing a cute scarf, shorts and... whatever the hell she's wearing there. A sleeveless flowy thing.
>>27758691
camp is such a confusing time in a young girls life
>>27758683
Are the breezies Norwegian?
>>27758697
His accent doesn't sound anything like that.
Has there been a Rarity and Twilight episode in the series yet?
I think they've been part of a trio for one or two episodes, but I can't recall them ever having an episode with just the pair of them. And if that's the case then I have to wonder why that is.
>>27758711
I don't think so
>a billion Pinkity episodes
>not Raratwi episodes
Kill me
Has there been a Rarity - Dash/Shy episode yet/
>>27758717
What would you want to see out of an episode with just the two of them?
>>27758711
No, not really. The closest we got was the Spike one and there was fuck all interaction anyway.
>>27758722
>Rarity - Dash
Rarity investigates
>Rarity - Shy
Green is not your colour
>>27758724
Twilight freaking out over an interview or something and Rarity helping her
>>27758722
Green isn't your Color was pretty focused on Rarity and Fluttershy with the obligatory season 1 required Twilight there.
>>27758726
>fuck all interaction
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
What if
Rarityx Rarityepisode
>>27758731
That's close to the idea I had too. Probably would need to be in a field she has no idea how to really act in that Rarity has more relevant knowledge in than twilight would find in her books.
>>27758717
I understand your pain.At least I became friends with a >fanfiction author that writes a shitload of great Raritwi
>>27758717
>wanting more twilicorn episodes
ew
>>27758735
alright, you got me on that one.
>>27758746
Any royal event or high society event. It could be with Rarity trying to train her and eventually just give up and be like one of those date episodes where someone tells the other person what to do trough a small earpiece.
Or you could do it the the way around, where Rarity needs some special spell or magic training for a new dress thing she wants to try out.
There's a lot of things you can do with them but nothing.
>>27758763
Still being mad about Twilicorn is pretty sad
>>27758750
Ponies should wear ALL the beanies.
>>27758786
still holding on to damaged goods is pretty sad
>>27758796
But that would cover up their nice manes.
>>27758750
yo you can't just say that and not name the author
I wouldn't mind reading some light shipping material
>>27758766
Is she okay?
>>27758813
But they don't cover up all of it; you get to see the cute bangs and the hair hanging out of it. You don't get to see all of it though and that's part of the charm; less is more.
Look at this rainbowfag. Literally 2cool4me.
>>27758829
It also covers up their cute horsey ears and beanies aren't cute enough to make up the difference.
A net loss of cute.
>>27758817
Monochromatic.
Mono is like the only author that even writers this ship on a constant basis.
Also read The Shadow of a Doubt. That fic is goddamn incredible and is easily the best Raritwi fic out there
>>27758844
Cute horse ear bulges in beanies are insanely cute though
>>27758847
Yeah.
Those stallions though. Biting their lips. Unf.
>>27757986
that smug twilight is great
>>27758845
Awesome, thanks. That's plenty of one-shots for me to read in the next couple weeks.
Would twily visit this library?
https://youtu.be/AkUwgEXoabw
TOO BAD, no women or children or ponies allowed.
Filly is becoming a philistine and it's your fault.
>>27758961
Pony is irregular
>>27758682
>>27758961
>no ponies
>>27759031
if i had a library of rare magical books i wouldnt allow big fat smelly horses in there
>>27759052
But they're little horses.
>>27758999
Is D.va a pony?
>>27759081
If you want her to, sure.
>>27759052
strong ponut musk has been proven to deteriorate the pages of books.
>>27759086
Are you a pony?
>>27759148
I want to be a filly.
>>27759148
N-no?
>>27759154
Do you have any idea how hard it was to explain to my parents that I am fillykin? I love fillies a lot because I want to be a filly NOT because I want to fuck a filly, I have to explain this daily.
>>27759148
That's dumb, ponies don't exist, how could I be a pony if they don't exist?
>chromecast a youtube video at my dads house
>"user horsepantylover has joined the group" displays across the screen
thanks google
>>27759228
Fucking idiot
>>27759228
You fucked up
>>27759228
Time to sudoku
>>27759228
>"H-haha-ha, it's a funny joke, isn't it?"
>>27759242
fuck google, its such a hassle having to switch accounts for when i want to watch normie videos and another account if i want to watch horse mating or girl fart videos or videos of hot korean girls eating massive amounts of food.
>>27759228
>not switching accounts beforehand
>>27759195
Lyra, you're drunk, go home.
>>27759260
I want to take that mare out fora salad
>>27759260
>google connects all of your shit so they can provide you with advertising that is relevant to your interests, for your benefit
fuck this horse shit, i have NEVER seen any ads i thought were relevant and i still keep seeing goddamn advertising for vacuum cleaners ever since i looked up vacuums once 2 years ago for my grandma
>>27758535
scoot's face is great there
I wish my ponies would level up faster, I'm sick of grinding those dumb caves.
>>27759338
you can buy a boost to lvl50 for only $35
>>27759329
you think her face looks great there wait until you see it covered with my semen
Shortstackazon Gigabusty Hyperglycemic Overproductive Motherly Raunchy Slutty Pure Incongruous Oppai Princess Sugar
>>27759329
if you eat another ponys donut can you taste their magic aura?
>>27759329
YOUR face is great there
From now on, it's all booze and colt-hookers.
>>27759392
>and colt-hookers.
>>27759382
>>27759471
What a cute horse
>>27759497
Royal Riff is pretty great
definitely cute tier
http://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-just-discovered-a-new-nucleus-shape-and-it-could-ruin-our-hopes-of-time-travel
>>27759591
>no apple nucleus
>>27759514
SO DON'T YOU TRY TO FLEX AND TRY TO LOOK ALL MEAN
AYO CHECK IT THAT'S DEAD THAT'S IT
CAUSE ALL YOU PHONY ASS DRESS HORSES SHE'S GONNA BUST YOUR SHIT
>>27759635
10/10 anon. I chuckled merrily.
>nips drew r63 of his NEEThorse
>>27758611
wait, so it was filly who lit the wild fire all along?
Fillies are like handguns.
>>27759687
owned by many Americans?
>>27759687
They're cool.
>>27759687
Keep them on hand?
>>27759165
>tfw aromantic ponygender with demi-androsexual tendencies
>my pronouns are pon, pone, poneself
>>27759260
Disable & delete your history if you're going to use it like that.
>>27759766
Feels good man.
>>27759789
Why is he so great
>>27759687
Do you open or conceal carry your filly?
TV was a mistake
>>27759819
That is a butt
>>27759927
Indeed
>>27759936
carry on then
>>27759927
You're a butt
>>27759992
rude
>>27759987
What a lewd horse
>>27760003
she knows what she likes
>>27760014
It seems like starbutt and Raindrops are both checking out scrollbutt
>>27760022
They find his proposal more than adequate
>>27760003
I like a pony with permanently wet inner thighs
Filly said that there's a sale on stallions w/ girly colours downtown. 50% off
>>27760051
I'm gonna buy them all
>>27760045
lewd
>>27760063
WHY DON'T WE DO IT, IN THE RAIN
>>27760064
double lewd
>>27760090
>wet stallions
unf
>>27760014
That she does.
>>27760090
It would be a little disappointing if I got to Equestria and when it rained all the ponies just smelled like wet dog
>>27760100
They smell like wetcandy.
>>27760100
Its going to happen anon, horses are going to smell like wet horses
Look on the bright side, ponies are far better at drying themselves off so you won't have to suffer too long
or you will just get used to it
>>27760100
What if they're disappointed that you smell like wet human?
>>27760120
wet humans have a smell?
>>27760129
To ponies, maybe.
Stallions kissing stallions
not
kissing you
>>27760137
This is good because I get the unkissed mares.
>>27760148
>rule 63 Derpy
Why have I never considered this.
I feel like an idiot for never thinking about it.
So how big is his dong and how destructive is it?
>>27760176
I could get on board with the 2nd part of your post only for the comedic possibilities. If they ever fuck cities will crumble.
>>27760090
>No cutiemark
Lewd but sad
>>27760137
I will kiss stallion AND it will be stallion kissing stallion
this is the only correct outcome
What if colt wanted to filly?
>>27760136
>>27760129
Humans smell like shaving creme and pheromones to ponies, though fillies can only smell humans through interpretive dance.
They gain the ability to normally smell once they blink 800 million times, or gain their cutiemark.
>>27760176
A literal weapon of ass destruction
>>27760209
>shaving creme
>not pretending to be a tall dwarf
>>27760202
I'd direct him to the gayest thread on the board.Oh wait we're already here.
>pony has spotted you
>>27760228
>>27760176
if he is in the air and turns around to quickly, he will likely know some unconscious.
>>27760226
I still wonder why we're so disproportionately gay`
>>27760188
What if his cutie mark is a shape that has no shading and is exactly the same color as his coat
>>27760318
So his talent is being the unpopular guy that noone ever pays attention to?
>>27760298
What if we're the cuter version of gay?
>>27760355
This is the cuter version of gay
>>27760355
I dunno, that's pretty gay
>>27760355
Like this?
>>27760363
that's just the same thing as before but with more stallions
Stop being gay.
>>27760437
Over my cold dead body
Apple
>>27760467
at least he's not pushing him into other colts
Did your senponi notice you today?
filly wants to get her er pierced to look cool
>>27760228
she looks happy, that is a good sign
>>27760529
tell filly that if she gets her ears pierced, a monster will come in her sleep and eat her and take her piercing for itself
does filly still want that piercing?
Foal should touch foal
>>27760574
>>27760529
First she wants to get a 'thug life' tattoo, now it's ear rings.Parenting, mirite?
>>27756901
>>27760577
>>27760553
yes
Rumble dumps Scoots. He did the right thing.
>>27760601
You can't dump someone you're not in a relationship with
>>27760601
I'm not going to read this meme shit.
>>27760593
Well Scootaloo better enjoy it, because tonight is gonna be intense for her.I am the 'monster' that will eat her and take the piercing for my own. Fillies need to learn respect.
>>27760590
>>27760668
Damn, i forgot his butt branding.
>>27760690
>filly will never feed you her pie with a spoon
Why doesn't Twilight save all the friendships?
While the map sends only two of them somewhere hundreds friendships break for silly reasons that could be avoided by a simple talk from the princess of friendship.
>>27760695
>You will never spoonfeed the colt your pie
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
All these little ponies that you see,
Each of them on shaking knees have bowed before me
>>27760765
What'd you do to the poor ponies?
twitht
>>27760765
>wander is over
I am at full sadness
>>27760825
>Wander is over
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27760825
>cartoons end
That's kind of what happens dude.
>>27760825
>>27760837
>no one is skinning Wander alive for fucking their biggest chance of defeating Dominator
It's literally his fault.
Hater, Sylvia and Peepers were ready to work together and Wander fucked it up intentionally. Fuck him
>>27760881
fuck off lie-yra
>>27760906
Remember when the complete silence regarding pony's ratings, sales and lack of news regarding a new season made everyone think the show did shit and will be canceled after one season.
Those were fun times
I need it
sex with ponies
>>27760981
I would totally get something like that if it were from the show and was the ponyville backgrounders
It's time
>>27761028
That's a lot of horseporn
>>27761028
Oh god, that's even worse than what it's normally time for.
>>27761034
It's also timehttp://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27760981
that is super rad
>>27761021
stop being lame
>>27761051
thats not lame that would be amazing
>>27761083
LOIRO
AND
BENBEN
>>27761083
Lyra is such a cutie it is unreal
>>27761093
>>27761140
>>27761083
who even owns the little pink filly, she's all by herself
>>27761147
She seems to be a communal filly
>>27761093
>>27761140
Lyra is an amazing horse
>>27761147
Ponies can let their fillies out alone and keep their doors unlocked.
>>27761147
You can't own a filly!
>>27761170
yeah that's what filly said too but no one stopped me
>>27761147
before anon came to town all fillies were allowed to roam around on their own
>>27761181
cute
>>27761267
Who's the left one?
He's pretty hot
>>27761267
someone should move those stallions a few inches closer
>>27761290
Hes just one of the standard Canterlot background stallions
>>27761308
>>27761312
>tfw your husbando has no name
>>27761330
A stallion must have no name if he is to be servant of the many flanked god
>>27761330
You don't even know his name and he's your husbando?
>>27761330
Well at one point people called him Bruce Mane
which is totally dumb but it will find you pictures of him
>>27761357
Nice
>>27761368
enjoy your horse butts anonymous
describe your waifu without using her name, race, or color
*deploys pony panties*
>>27761438
the best
>>27761438
slut
>>27761446
you should really teach the ponies proper panty etiquette before you deploy them
>>27761357
>>27761368
I always called him Patrick.He's hip to be a square.
>>27761438
motherly
>>27761456
you call your own waifu that?
>>27761463
I'd read a three-page monologue on Pinkie's latest album
>>27761463
Well whatever his name ends up being hes pretty ok in my book
beb
>>27761566
summon back our spirits anon
>>27761576
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27761589
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27761438
has sweetest voice in the show
>>27761438
Just like me
>>27761648
you're a filly?
>>27761438
75 feet tall, beautiful smile, room for everyone.
>>27761438
Stole 40 cakes.
You need to make some friends.
>>27761705
you don't get to bring friends tho
>>27761438
Boing.
>>27761705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01GmNb9Ib3k
>>27761705
Joke's on you, they're all I need.
>>27761709
Rub her belly.Then her nips
>>27761747
>>27761765
>"Yeah, and that's my cereal over there."
You're sleepy, exhausted, and not in the mood, but your mare is in heat and she wants her rutties now.
How do you solve this problem?
>>27761768
I would never be with a mare who calls it "rutties"
>>27761768
>her rutties
what are nips
>>27761768
Bone the bones out of her then sleep.
>>27761768
why would you type that
>>27761783
right here
>>27761774
>>27761777
>not loving a mare with daddy/brother/etc. issues
>>27761809
>Fucking crazy.
>Ever.
>>27761783
japs
>>27761820
/k/ plz go.
>>27761818
>fucking anything
>ever
Who Wants to be a Pony Mare?
>>27761868
anon probably
stallion is the way to go however
>>27761868
>wanting to be a pony
nigger I have THUMBS
ponies ain't got shit on humanity
>>27761878
But then I don't get mare bits
>>27761901
of course not, you get stallion bits
>>27761910
Mare bits just seem more fun. IDK.
>>27761901
>>27761916
>wanting mare bits
I don't want to HAVE mare bits, I want to FUCK the mare bits.
>>27761925
I want both
thinking about roiding
what're the chances I die
>>27762020
100%
>>27762020
filly no dont dew it
>>27761928
Fucking the mare bits with mare bits seems substantially less fun than using your current equipment.
>>27761999
>>27762020
do synthol instead
>>27761768
If you ignore her, she will get bored and go away.
>>27762020
Anon there are other ways to shrink your dick.
>>27761768
Lucky for her, while most people sleepwalk, I sleepfuck.
It was actually very embarrassing while I was growing up.
>>27761774
>yfw your waifu only calls it 'rutties.'
What do you say now?
>>27762036
please stop drawing the butts of ponies so large
>>27762080
smack her snootle with a rolled up newspaper
I just want to sleep in a bed made of fillies.
>>27761768
Fingering.
>Two favorite bands dropping albums in August
>One is on my birthday
I need happy music horses
Hey guys, whatever happened to OkieDokieLowKey?
I don't think he's updated his FA or DA since season 3.
>>27762200
He updates his tumblr pretty regularly.
He even drew diamond dog facesitting.
>>27762207
Oh, shit, I could've sworn I was following his blog. Thanks.
>>27762200
He left those places since they suck, he's now on tumblr
>>27762115
>>27762122
I read these two together in my head and now all I can think about is fingering filly in bed.
>>27762178good ones?
>>27762228
Well, I like them.of Montreal and AJJ
>>27762062
Synthol?
>>27762067
I read test actually increases dick size
Snooty music horse is better.
>>27761460
what kind of panties does fluttershy wear?
>>27762253
psuedo-steroid
http://leanmuscleproject.com/what-is-synthol/
steroids actually decreases the size of your balls
Filly is... gone
>>27762226
Good, good, let the fillering flow through you.
>>27762255
Snooty music horse is pretty friggen cute
>>27762255
I like both
>>27762284
They're so small you could easily lose track of them
>>27762282
she has a collection
>>27762300
>hint of ponut
>>27762300
that's pretty hot
>>27762283
who cares about ball size
>>27761868
I could honestly go either way. The stallions are so cute and they get a horse cock so it's pretty damn even with being the pretty mare. I just don't want to be Big Mac sized. I want to be average stallion sized if I'm a stallion.
Ideally I get to be a foal first.
>>27762299
I want to step on that filly's tail
>>27762344
I want to beat you up
>>27762340
Hear hear
the normal background stallion type body is by far the best one
>>27762349
I hope you try, I'm like seven feet tall
>>27762373
Oh yeah? Well, I'm like super ripped and stuff
>>27762380
>>27762380
>>27762380
Make some plans.
>>27762317
ur mom m8