Rainbow Dash Thread - More Dashabetes edition

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>>27743343

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THATS RIGHT STILL ON TOP BABY

So many namefags. I guess top cunt gets top autists.

>>27743413
kek

>>27743413
There are two

>>27743413
They're our writefags, King Autismo. Now return to your summerfag containment meme thread.

>>27743413
Fuck you. It's my right to use a name if I want. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>27743343
ugh, again? oh alright ill post this image

>>27743573
Fucking namefags. Shitting everything up with their disgusting fetishes.

>>27743343
Oops, I forgot this. Sorry.

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>27663129

>>27743413
At least the OP is still anonymous, unlike some threads on /mlp/.

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Man, the summerfags caused this thread to get off on a bad start. Why not pay up for it by having a nice lewd dump?

>>27743755
Yer doin God's work, Anon.

Thanks for teaching me that if I shitpost, good things will happen :D

Great. What idiot is spamming those overposted images? There's not a single one among those I haven't seen five times already.

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>>27743955
all me
I guess its because dash is such a sexy pony people are more compelled to draw porn rather than lewds of her.

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Well, /mlp/?

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>>27743976
>all me
Aha! Anonymous! I knew it.

>>27743998
That's some reddit tier autism, anon.

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Not exactly lewd, but I stumbled across it and found it cute as fuck so I just needed to post it.

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>>27744111
Nice digits.

>>27744011
I wouldn't know that. Interesting that you do.

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>>27744111
Got sauce/lewd version of any of these?

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Alright, I'm done for now. Anyone is welcome to take my place if they want to.

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>>27744199
Just image search it my friend.

>>27744204
Glad to hear that. It was beginning to get pretty anthro-y.

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>>27744212
Google image search is shit.

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>>27744227
Yeah, you're right. So why not just dump one more that doesn't look as anthro-y?

>>27744252
At least it didn't say "Cartoon" It has been shit lately, though.

>>27744263
God, the forelegs. That's how human arms bend at elbows. Why do you mar equine perfection with this human crap?

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>>27744212
So I take it as a no for nsfw versions? :(

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>>27744252
That's wierd... I did it and it gave me the results.

>>27744298
There are of some, but you're obviously a newfag, or worse, a summerfag, so lurk moar and learn how to search for images and cry sauce less.

>>27744252
Maybe you should disable Safe search before looking for porn.

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>>27744282
But ponies have been shown breaking their own anatomy many times, Anon. But since you're being such a picky fuck, I guess I'll post another one.

>>27744298
Some are NSFW but you would be better of searching on Derpibooru. If I recall, they have an image reverse system, so it shouldn't be hard to find. Good luck.

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>>27744329
>pic

>>27744321
Don't be an ass, I don't use Derpiboo so I didn't know it had a image-reverse search on it.

>>27744623
That's really weird, it gave me results, and to >>27744309 too. Maybe Google hates you for some reason. But anyway, the Derpibooru search is better for this stuff (at least sometimes), so give it a try.

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>>27743413
>whining about writefags using names

Your new is showing.

I'm horny

Anyone interested in some short oneshot clop to go along with the current theme? I've got an idea for a freinds with benefits-type scenario.

>>27745439
YES!

>>27745366
Cool.

>>27745439
Sure, why not. I've got nothing better to do then read pone clop. Even though it's literally a perfect day where I live.

>>27745439
I like this idea, go for it

>>27745439
Well im not a huge fan of the friends with benifits idea, im to much of a romantic faggot for that. But if its from u and its anondash then im all for it

>>27745904
Don't worry, I don't think you're gonna be dissapointed.

>>27745439
“So are we doing this or what?”
>You look at the frazzled mare standing at the edge of your bed, her hair was all over the place and her fur and some feathers stuck up in odd directions.
>She was having a rough one.
>A few minutes ago she’d come barging in, interrupting your nap time.
>Apparently it was estrus season again, it was the first you’d heard of it, but you were grateful for the warning either way.
>Estrus was like a switch in this small town. You’d be fine one morning and by sunset you’d be running for your life.
>Well that was a bit of an exaggeration. Mares didn’t turn into sex zombies, they just got really…forward and indiscriminate with their advances.
>Dash tended to get hit by it early on, so she agreed to let you know when one was coming…kinda like your own early warning system.
>The extra appendage between your legs, plus the mare populace’s well accepted fetish for the ‘exotic,’ drove you to spend almost the full two weeks in doors.
>The only mare you would see during that time was Rainbow, and even she kept her distance when she could.
>But this is the first season you might not get away completely unscathed.
>Actually, as long as the jittery prismatic mare in front of you didn’t rescind her request, you were for sure not getting away.
>The one thing that made this season different from the previous ones is that Rainbow Dash had asked for your help this time.
>You weren’t crazy about the idea, you’d never given much thought to ‘rutting’ as the natives liked to put it. You were content with your diet, exercise, and low risk job.
>But…Rainbow was your best friend, like, go to the hell and back with you best friend.
>Like…take a bullet for you best friend…well maybe not, but she’d at least try to push you out of the way or something…
>She’d cry a lot at your funeral let’s put it that way.

>>27746185
>And you weren’t about to turn a cold shoulder to that. Not after all she’s done for you.
>Besides, the request was fairly simple.
>Speaking of which she still hasn’t responded.
“Rainbow…hey…earth to Dashie, make up your mind.”
>She snaps out of her deer in the headlights look and nods vigorously before biting her lip and looking at you.
>”Yeah…”
“Yeah we’re doing this? Or…”
>She steps over you pile of recently discarded clothes and puts a hoof on the edge of your comforter.
>”Yeah we’re doing this. I just uhh…didn’t expect you to agree so quickly is all. And don’t call me that by the way.”
>Dangit! Almost got away with it.
“Dash listen, you’re the only true friend I’ve got, if it really hurts like you say it does, it’d be my duty to help you.”
>She looks at you pensively with a concerned crinkle of the brow. You don’t flinch at the sight of her magenta eyes boring into you.
>”Just…you do know what this is right? I mean, you’re pretty much…”
“Dash, I’ve had the birds and the bees talk…and then I had internet for a few years, I probably know more about this than you do.”
>”What’s the internet?”
“It’s like an giant book pretty much entirely about sex and it never ends.”
>Her tail flicks and face flashes red for an instant.
>”That’s awesome!”
“Oh you don’t even know. Anyways…yes, I know what I’m getting into and I’m fine with it.”
>”YES! I knew I could count on you dude!”
“Haha, of course Dash, now stop burning daylight I’ve got a hoof ball game I want to watch in an hour.”
>She freezes in the process of hoping onto your bed and misplaces her hind hooves, slipping half-way off in the process.
>You reach out and grab her by the midsection and with your help, she kicks back up to the safety of the mattress.
>Once she recovers she stares at you like you just grew horns.

>>27746200
>”Whaddaya mean an…hour?”
>Her perked ears stood ready to hear your response, her tail swished gently side to side.
>With how desperate she seemed earlier, she sure was taking a while to get to it.
“I mean that if your treatment is going to take longer than an hour, we might have to go mobile.”
>You wiggle and eyebrow and grin to yourself, that sounded clever.
>She doesn’t appreciate it though, her mouth is a bit agape and her eyes are wide with…amazement?
>”…We’re talking about the same hour here right? Like uh…the long hand around th-the whole…all the numbers?”
>You chuckle at her frantic tone.
“Yeah…same hour. Something wrong with that?”
>She finally takes a few steps forward, carefully placing her hooves between your legs. She gulps audibly.
>”N-no, not at all! It’s just that it usually takes me a few minutes…and that’s just by myself?”
>Okay so she’s a sensitive one, you can work with that.
“And when you’re not by yourself?”
>Her ears perk up again and her face turns a bit red.
>”W-well, I uhh…don’t really k-know.”
>This was a twist. Now you had to really take good care of her.
>Not that you weren’t before.
>The fact that she would come to you with this type of request, and trust you to do well by her showed she was pretty comfortable with you.
>And it made your heart lurch a bit.

>>27746218
>You smile comfortingly and reach out to her with open arms, making a beckoning motion with your fingers.
>She returns the smile weakly before tucking her ears and moving slowly until she was right next to you.
>She stood there for a moment, waiting for you to give her some direction.
>You sit up a bit and pull her into a deep hug.
>Her soft chest fluff cushions against your bare chest and her warm fore legs return your hug; a pungent cloud of sweat and musk wafts over you.
>A pointed, smiling muzzle lays across your spine and her neck traps some of her hair against yours.
>Her hind leg steps across your knees and braces next to your hip, saddling you for balance.
>Her ear twitches against your cheek as you turn your face towards the back of her head and whisper.
“It’s okay to be nervous, just know that I promise to take good care of you and you can call it quits whenever you feel like it.”
>Her wings ruffle a bit at your anticipation of her emotions. She’d never admit she’s nervous, but you could tell.
>She finally withdraws her hug and sits straight down in the gap between your legs, resting one fore hoof on your bare thigh.
>Her ears are splayed back and she gives you a look of appreciation.
>”Heheh thanks.”
>You smile, you were happy you could make her happy.
>Her grin morphs into a wry smile.
>”Yeah soak it up, cuz that’s as sappy as I’m gonna get!”
“Oh we’ll see about that.”

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>>27746227

It's shit. Stop writefagging. Or at least stop posting your stories until you get better.

>>27746227
Come on man, just stop

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>>27746498
>Stop doing things because I don't like it.

I think you're lost, friend. Let me help you.
https://www.reddit.com/

>>27746602
Are you kidding? Bitching about things you don't like is the very essence of 4chan.

You're the one who should take your shit story to reddit. They worship turds over there all the time.

>>27746602
>I dont like any criticisms, even though its from the audience I made this for.
At least Church and Rosen asked for criticisms, and Church didnt bitch about anything when we tore into him, he took it like a champ and made something great after that.

>>27746227
Those other guys are full of shit. Your story is fine, and I do look forward to hearing the rest.

>>27746672
Did that make you feel better, mobius?

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>>27746658
>"It's shit" is legitimate criticism.

>>27746695
Hey, I'm being serious. I just happen to like oneshots.

>>27746696
>I'm not entitled to an opinion
If its shit, call it shit. do you really need me to go over each and everything, mobius?

>>27746696
So, is getting buttmad going to stop people from calling your work shit? Like what are you trying to accomplish here?

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>>27746722
>I don't like thing
>I'm going to fling shit instead of providing an actual argument or real criticism

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>>27746722
I see you're going the Shinobi route and calling me the content creator for defending something I like. Ebin meme.

I leave this thread to go get dinner and everone's got their panties in a knot.

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>>27746696
There seems to be a bit of confusion. I haven't been in this thread since my last greenpost. If you want to criticise I welcome it; I take it seriously, but at least let me get to the action first. I haven't pre-written any of this so if you're impatient then go somewhere else or stop caring so much.

>>27746227
>”Oh, one more thing.”
“Yeah?”
>Her eyes turn unabashedly to your limp junk and she points to it with a fore hoof.
>”I’m not gonna get pregnant or anything right?”
>You own eyes follow hers down to the organ in question as it twitches under scrutiny.
“No, you shouldn’t. I know we have a different number of chromosomes so I’m pretty sure it’s impossible…but if your worried about it we can just…”
>”No! Uhh…I-I mean I’m sure you’re right.”
>Her face was beginning to hold a permanent light flush now and her wings had started extending.
>You were also just beginning to get excited, it was harder than you’d thought it’d be.
>Over the past few months Dash had been encouraging you to go commando more often so you could at least look like you were trying to adapt.
>After the first few awkward boners, she’d learned to stop staring at your midsection and you’d gotten used to being naked when she came over to hang out.
>Eventually you’d gotten the courage to walk to the market and back to buy groceries.
>You hadn’t been given a second glance.
>So in a way you were both a bit desensitized to each other, but you had a feeling that was about to change.
>Dash leans forward a bit, her eyes locked inquisitively on the appendage between your legs.
>You watch with amusement and decide to let her take her time exploring…or whatever the hell she was doing.

>>27746768
>You’d promised to make her comfortable, rushing her wasn’t the way to go about that.
>You twitch a bit as the tip of her hoof comes into contact with your penis.
>A look of concentration fills her features as she gently nudges it around a bit.
>Her eyes dart up to you and she withdraws her hoof suddenly.
>”Y-you don’t mind if I…look around a bit?’
>She bites her lip, waiting for your response.
“Go ahead, I mean it’s a bit strange for foreplay, but we gotta start somewhere.”
>Her nervousness disappears.
>”Thanks, I just never saw one like this before.”
“Oh…and here I was convinced you were inexperienced.”
>Her face flushes again and she diverts her gaze.
>”I am, but the PlayColt magazines make them look a lot different.”
>Oh.
“Well that’s probably because I’m not a colt.”
>A look of realization dawns on her.
“I guess now would be an appropriate time for a disclaimer too…”
>She looks up at you.
>”Whaddaya mean dude?”
“Well…I’m not exactly what we would call ‘hung like a horse,’ so just know that uh…before we get started.”
>She thinks for a moment before piecing two and two together.
>”Oh seriously! Dude I don’t care how big it is!”
>She actually looks a bit upset at your comment.
>A bit, no a lot of relief washes over you.
“Haha, ok good.”
>You spread your legs a bit as her hoof returns to your still limp penis and you hold your breath.
>She peels it away from your slightly sweaty balls and plops it back on your belly.
>With little left to hide, you start to swell up.

>>27746774
>She watches with wide eyes as it twitches and rolls across your belly, filling with blood.
>”I don’t know why you’re worried dude, it looks fine to me.”
>Was she being serious, or just nice.
>You guess it didn’t really matter right now.
>She lays down, resting both forelegs on your thighs and using both fore hooves to pick up your balls.
>She inspected them briefly before returning to semi-flaccid penis.
>She holds the shaft in between her fore hooves and looks right down the barrel of the gun with crossed eyes.
>”Haha, it’s all pink and soft.”
>Her hot breath makes you flinch a little bit.
>She prods your tip gently with a hoof, making you flinch a little more.
>Her hooves slide down before stroking back up with a bit of pressure, causing a bit of pre-fluid to emerge.
>She looks up at you with wide eyes.
>”Did you cum already?”
>You can’t help but laugh at her ignorance.
“Hahaha! No Dash, that’s normal.”
>She looks a bit flustered before she starts regularly stroking up and down in uncoordinated fashion.
>”Well how should I know! You’re an alien!”
>She did have a point.
“Yeah I guess. It’s for uhh…extra lubrication.”
>”Oh.”
>A thought crosses her mind and she stops stroking you for a second.
>Her hoof reaches out and she spreads the large drop of pre across your head and a bit down your shaft with the soft underside of her hoof.
>She waits for no permission before beginning her stroking again with renewed vigor.
>You take a deep breath and spread wider as you feel yourself harden between her two hooves.
>Her wings extend farther and farther until they were at full mast, telling you she was finding some satisfaction in this.
>It wasn’t as comfortable as your hand, but it wasn’t painful either. Most of the stimulation came from the thought that someone other than yourself was jacking you.
>She continues stroking for some time, stopping only to spread more of your fluid across you and readjust her hooves.

>>27746785
>You definitely weren’t going to complain, but she was the one that came to you with the problem.
“Hey uh Dash. Don’t you wan’t me to start working on you or something?”
>“One sec!”
>She doesn’t look up at you, instead she’s got her eyes locked on your shaft, biting her lip in concentration.
>What the hell is she so intense about? It’s not like…
“…Whoooah!”
>In a second Dash’s tongue rolls out and flicks across your engorged head.
>”Heheheh! You like that don’t you!”
>Before you can respond with a ‘hell yes’ she does it again, this time taking it a bit slower.
>Her warm muscle caresses your smooth tip like a warm, wet velvet ribbon—replacing your light coat of pre with her saliva.
>You unconsciously buck against her grasp and she giggles.
>”Tastes a bit salty.”
>She looks up at you as her tongue rolls out of her mouth again, destined for more of your pleasure.
>Yeah, you had no problem with her turning you on anymore.
“Ohh…”
>You can’t help but grit your teeth as her long tongue lays against the underside of your shaft and tries to wrap around it lengthwise.
>A bit of pre shoots out and hits the back of her tongue right as she recoils it, raking her velvety taste buds across your full length.
>She scoots forward a bit before pressing her lips to the top of your head and sucking down on it.
>Her imperfect seal is identified by a light kissing sound as she flicks her tongue invisibly across your tip.
>She goes a bit deeper now, wrapping her lips tightly around the edge of your mushroom.
>Her tongue goes straight down, trying to slip inside your urethra as far as she can.
>She looks up at you to see you looking down at her with a stupid open-mouthed grin.
>She giggles a bit at the sight, but it only comes off as vibrations around your head.
>You buck again. She giggles again.
>Then she goes even deeper, taking half your shaft into her mouth and closing her eyes.

>>27746796
Just stop posting. No one likes it.

>>27746796
>You feel her tongue helicopter around you a bit before she begins bobbing up and down slowly.
>Each bob takes her a bit farther down your shaft until her nose was bumping against your crotch.
>She bottoms out a bit and sucks down with a light slurping noise. Hot air escapes her nostrils and parts your pubic hair.
>Her tongue slips out between her bottom lip and the base of your shaft, reaching down to lay across your balls.
>”Agh Dash…”
>You’d never thought that a longer muzzle would let her do this with such ease.
>She withdraws her wet grasp, coming off your tip with a loud pop.
>She looks at you with slightly watery eyes and a toothy grin while she wipes some hair from her face.
>”How’s that for my first time?”
>You’re heavy breathing and glossed over look said enough, but you responded anyways.
“That was…awesome.”
>And you meant it.
>”Hah! I knew it!”
>Your member was standing straight up, twitching and throbbing with your heartbeat. Some of her saliva ran down the sides and pooled in your crotch as she turned back to it with a grin.
>”Anon Jr. thinks I’m awesome too!”
>Yes he does.
>Whether you were uncomfortable with all the attention, or you wanted to warm your member again, you were eager to move on.
“Turn around already.”
>She gives your tip a final flick with her tongue and spins around with a flurry.

I've got to be up early tomorrow so if you want I'll continue in the afternoon. If it's not popular then I'll stop. It's my first clop so I didn't expect it to be good.

>>27746796
Fine, seeing as you appear to be really fucking sensitive, I'll phrase it differently. In my own personal opinion. it fucking sucks. There. Better?

>>27746836
>I dont like your opinion, so you have to leave!
Nice reasoning skills there homo.

>>27746807
Just fuck off.

>>27746819
If you're such a connoisseur, may I bother you for a recommendation that doesn't—in your expert opinion—"fucking suck?"

>>27747100
Not that anon, but pretty much anything else.

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>>27747100
Of course my good man. Its not that hard to make clop that doesnt fucking suck. Jazzaman is really good, so is grim ponka. Pic related is fucking great too. Have fun with your fap you spoonfed faggot

>You scooped dash up in your arms, holding her out in front of you.

>This was the third time she had gotten into the trash to prove you wrong that she wasn't a bad pony.

>You only called her a bad pony when she acted bad. Why was she confused.

>Okay dash you'll be an outside pony now.


Continue?

>>27747146
Drop dead, tripfag.

>>27747174
???

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>>27747191
ignore the little shit, he thinks you're attention whoring
you're actually providing content, unlike him

>>27747140
Hi! just postin to let u know this is Jazzaman. And i for one think mobius is fantastic.way better than i am.

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>>27746816
I'm enjoying it
This is good green

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>>27747262
>know this is Jazzaman
Doubt steadily rising.

>>27747262
Hey guys! It's me, moot. And I just wanted to let you guys know that is not Jazzaman.

>>27747278
I can prove it when i fet home from work in about 2 hours

>>27746816
Liking it as well

>>27746816
Clop or not its amazing. Like all your green its so freaking full of detail and I just love how you write dash. No other writer does her so perfect imo.

>>27747376
Hey guys, it's me, God! I'm here to let you know that this guy is indeed moot and he is right. And the world CERTAINLY won't end tomorrow!

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>>27746816
I'm liking it mobius, please continue.

>>27747262
>>27747376

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/647417/proof-for-the-dash-thread

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>>27746816

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>>27748541

>>27749137
a-are you for real?

>>27749146
Yes, if you want to post or see porn with ponies go to other board what is created for stuff like this
Make your and other people life easier.

>>27749155
>wheredoyouthinkweare.doireallyneedtotellyouthis?

>>27749163
Yes, we are on safe board and those guys are posting semi porn.

>>27749164
you will never overcome the power of boners anon. your tears are a drop in the sea.

>>27749171
Guys who think penis instead brain. It's so sad,

>>27749203
i beg your pardon? i didnt understand that at all. But do you honestly think that your bitching is going to stop lewd dumps on mlp? like do you honestly believe people are going to read your comment and go 'oh shit, this guy is mad i better leave!'?

>>27749218
Recently I have a lot of time

>>27746816
really good

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>>27749203

>>27749203
>2016
>not thinking penis instead of brain

>>27749239
I think you're lost.
>>>reddit.com/r/mylittlepony
Enjoy your summer break, kid.

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You think S1 Dash would react here and not decide to leave the Wonderbolts due to Lightning's reckless nature?

I think she'd have had the same reaction, maybe a little different post/pre Fall Weather Friends, but for the most part, whilst Dash was perhaps more reckless then, it was rarely, if ever at the severe expense of others.

I also don't think Dash has actually changed too much through the series.

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>>27749995
My reply is a bit long. I gave up last time, but I'll try to answer now.

I disagree. I don't think pre-s1 Dash would have been as reckless as Lightning, but Lightning didn't really act in an evil way nor consciously put her interests over the other ponies' well-being, she just lacked the necessary empathy.
>Lightning Dust: That... was... awesome!
>Rainbow Dash: Awesome? My friends could have been smashed to pieces!
>Lightning Dust: Yeah, but they weren't, right?
(you've to admit, she's right)

Without her friends and her lessons about friendship, Dash would probably have a similar level of "empathy" so, in a similar scenario with Lightning as lead pony, pre-s1 Dash as wing pony, completely strange ponies as the "victims" and a similar outcome (ie, no pony was seriously harmed), I think Dash wouldn't have seen the incident as something serious, so I'd say she wouldn't decide to leave the Wonderbolts. I mean, at least that's what I like to think.

I like to think that Dash has changed a lot through the series. I know it's mostly wishful thinking because some episodes contradict my head canon, but a character with a proper evolution is much more interesting than a character that is already perfect since the very beginning, so thinking Dash has evolved and changed for the best makes me appreciate her even more.

>>27749155
But it's not porn King Summerfag. They're called "lewds", you prepubescent slime.

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>>27749137
This (You)'s galore REALLY makes me want to do another lewd dump.

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>>27750358
I don't see why not.

>>27750358
Do it my nigga.

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>>27744196
>worst b8 since tumblr
pls go

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>>27750385
>>27750413
Alright, I'll continue as soon as Wolfenstein finishes downloading at a whooping 350kb/s.

>>27750662
Get a better internet, faggot. Anything below 50mb/s is what a homeless man would get at the soup kitchen.

>>27750778
I would love to, but its not my house that I'm at.

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Some anon requested boop images in the last thread (>>27738107). I drew a quick sketch to provide some "original" content, but later I completely forgot about it and I never posted it. I just saw it on my desktop so I'm posting it now. Anon, if you're still around, this one was for you. Well, and for every other Dashfag here too, of course.

God, I hate hands.

>>27750819
Get a better house then. This is easy, anon. Come on.

>>27751359
Drawfag here to agree on the fact that hands are the worst thing since sliced Hitler.

>>27751546
You're a hand, then.

>>27746816
Fucking MOAR!

>>27751359
Cute. saved

>>27746816
It's cute; do continue. Dissent is normal, seeing as you're positing on 4chan and all. Don't let shit posters sway you.

It's also with worth mentioning that for every poster asking you to continue, there's easily the same amount of lurkers quietly hoping you do.

>>27751578
Do you want me to shit up the thread by pasting the navy seals pasta?

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>>27752914
S T O P
T
O
P

You want a review of your shit? It sucks. It's written with the care and delicacy of slamming a child in a fucking car door.

The fact that you self bump the shit out of your own fuck-tier writing and everyone else thinks it's shit is a fucking indicator that you can't write.

On top of that, this whole thread has the most cancerous fucking faggots I've seen on this entire board. No other general has this much stupidity.

Holy shit, just stop writing and let this fucking thread die.

S A G E I N A L L F I E L D S

>>27753774
Love this dumb ass green
>>”Anon Jr. thinks I’m awesome too!”
>>Yes he does.
What the fuck happened to you mobius? This dialogue fucking sucks

>>27753774
>stop liking what I don't like!
I'm enjoying the green and want to see moar.

A G E R U B I T C H

>>27746816 this >>27752914
Really enjoying it mobius, keep it up

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Where are you Church? YOUR GREEN IS LATE.

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>>27753774
>sage in all fields
>Doesn't put sage in all fields
Everyone look at this idiot and laugh.

I bet rainbow dash smells like a clean doggy

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>>27754659
Come save us church you faggot

>>27754779
I like to think she smells of petrichor or ozone because she's a weather pony.
My tulpa of her smells like roses though.

>>27754808
>>27754659
Sorry m8s, I've just had alot going on lately. I'll have it done in a bit.

>>27746816
it's shit.

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>>27753774
>S A G E I N A L L F I E L D S
>it's been invisible for awhile
>subject field for replies has been gone for awhile too
It just isn't the same.

>>27754824
I like to think she smells like rain for the same reason.

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>>27755453
Smells like the first drops of rain on a hard, sun quenched earth with a hint of flower petals on the wind. You know. the first rain of summer.

>>27743343
Can we please stop having these threads

>>27755587
No.

>>27755587
Why

I'll post the last of the green, it looks like there's enough interest. For those of you who want to murder me then I guess just suck it up. Constructive criticism always appreciated.
>>27753803
Like this ^. This is helpful.

>>27746816
>Her tail flashes in front of your face as she positions her hooves on either side of you.
>You reach out and grab the front of her thighs, pulling her butt closer to your face.
>Her tail raises half-way in response.
>Your thumbs move to knead her cutie marks and you sit back to savor the moment.
>Dash stomps a fore hoof impatiently.
>”What’re you doing back there! Hurry up!”
“Right away your highness.”
>Your sarcastic response is met with a death glare…that she quickly looses as you swipe away her tail.
>You move the multicolored fibers out of the way of progress and hold them to her back.
>Her now exposed, raised anus puckers, and her mare hood winks as she shifts her balance on her hind legs.
>You release her tail and reach for her fleshy dock, choosing that to be your new leverage point.
>You can feel the small vertebrae surrounded by muscle in the few inch long extension of her spine.
>The short blue hair that covered the top gave way to naked tan flesh underneath.
>It was surprisingly strong, it took a tight grip to keep it from twitching out of your hand.
>Her mare hood winked at you again, eager for some attention.
>Her labia were already puffy and engorged and the short fur near the edge of her lips was darkened with her wetness.
>You run your finger around the crack made between her genitals and her cheeks, making figure-8’s around her smooth anus and fuzzy lips—detecting a bit of dampness either from sweat or excitement.
>Removing your other hand from her dock, which was doing a fine job holding her tail up by itself, you place them on her glutes and squeeze.
>They weren’t the biggest, but you could care less.
>”A-anon hurry up! I didn’t tease you this bad!”
>She had a point.

>>27755877
>You reach to the inside of her cheeks and cup your hands, spreading her apart.
>Her flushed, pink canal reveals itself and her clit winks at you again, shuttling some of her fluid to the mouth of her opening.
>A light drop of clear lube accumulated at the base of her lips and you reach up just in time to wipe it away with a finger before it hits your chest.
>Her holes clench in front of you and her cheeks jiggle at the sensation.
>The hot lube on your finger gets returned to it’s owner as you swipe it across the center of her lips, parting them slightly in the process.
>There’s so much heat coming off her it almost feels like steam.
>Your open palm and fingers rub flat against her in circular motions and her clit winks periodically eliciting a moan from her and leaving a snail trail of her wetness across your hand.
>You remove your hand to stick your index finger in your mouth, her taste is kinda weird. Like a bit of salt and metal, but there’s also a semi-sweet aftertaste.
>You remove your finger and hold the glistening appendage an inch from her eager lips.
>Her clit winks one more time and you swipe across it with your thumb, making her jump a bit.
>”Ahhhg!
“Hah, you like that don’t you?”
>You repeat what she’d said to you earlier before plunging your lubricated index finger into the top of her hot folds.
>”Shut-ooooh!”
>Her wet tunnel contorts around your finger as she gets used to the new sensations.
>You run your finger inside the length of her folds, as if you were scratching an itch.
>Her tail flicks and wings stretch as she backs up farther into you on shaky hooves.
>Her pungent musk draws you in as you continue rubbing around her; a drop of her fluid runs down your finger and drops off the bottom of your hand onto your chest.
>You pinch her lip with your thumb outside and index finger inside, kneading her sensitive flesh between them as you work your way around her entire slit.

>>27743343
Remember to report and not rep-
Oh shit this ain't NRDT. This thread's thumbnail is confusing as fuck.

>>27755888
>”Ahhhah! What the hay is that!”
“Calm down, you’re just overly sensitive.”
>”I am not!” She replies indignantly. But she makes no effort to pull away from you.
>Your fingers continue to work around her hole until they come to the bottom. You can feel her begin to contract, and with perfect timing, you pinch your fingers around her winking clit, trapping it outside of her protective folds.
>”AAAAAAHHHHG!”
>Her knees wobble as her muscles try desperately to retract her pink nub of nerves.
>More of her fluid escapes her, joining the small pool on your chest in regular intervals.
>You roll the pea-sized circle of flesh between your well lubricated fingers gently, and inspect it.
>There was definitely some underlying cartilaginous structure to it; the surface was laced with capillaries and surrounded with extra rolls of flesh, apparently full of nerves.
>No longer able to resist, you lean forward and swipe her clit with your tongue.
>All four of her legs buckle like you just hit the off switch and she collapses onto your torso.
>”GAAAAAH!”
“Haha, told you you were sensitive.”
>All you get in response is heavy breathing and twitching.
>Her rump is sitting right below your nipples with hind legs splayed out to either side of your head. The soft fur of her underbelly breathed against yours and your erect penis sat in her armpit.
>Unable or unwilling to move, she rests her head on the inside of your thigh and wraps your legs with her fore legs for support.
>You flick her clit again several times while gently kneading it, using her increasing moaning as an indication of how close she was getting.
>Her tail flicked in its upright position and you could feel her begin to tremble on top of you.

>>27755901
>Her ragged breaths blow against your opposite thigh with increasing intensity, telling you she was getting close.
>You massage her lips against each other with one hand as your other continues her clitoral stimulation.
>You bring your puckered lips to her nub and wrap them around it, sucking back gently while circling it with your tongue.
>The overload of stimulation sends her over the edge as she arches her back.
>”AAAAAAAAAAH!”
>Rhythmic contractions overtake her nimble frame and you do your best to continue her stimulation throughout.
>Her anus clenches in before rolling out and opening up a bit, giving you a full view of her puckered hole.
>Your fingers detect a series of contractions happening farther up her tunnel, but you make no effort to investigate them. There’d be plenty of time for that later.
>The sound of her rabid breathing fills the room and you finally relinquish custody of her clit.
>It disappears back into her folds, only to pop back out again in accordance with her lingering contractions.
>You bring one arm to rest on the small of her back, pressing her to your stomach, while the other continues to rub the outside of her sex in slow motions.
>You finally detect the last of her contractions and stop her stimulation. A long, lazy stream of hot viscous fluid escapes her and sinks in the crack of her muff and your chest.
>She lays on top of you for a minute, unwilling to move while she catches her breath.
>You’d love to sit there and stare at her butt all day, but you had some more pressing matters to attend to.
“Dash, you ready to continue?”
>She pulls her head off your leg and looks back at you questioningly.
“You know…round two?”
>”Round two?”
“Well it would still be round one for me…”
>Finally understanding what you were trying to get across, she rolls off you and tries to look confident.
>”Yeah! Of course. Why wouldn’t I be?”

>>27755914
“Well maybe to get back at me for that one time I put salt in your soda.”
>”You mean the fifteen times you put salt in my soda.”
>Her angry eyes made you wish you hand’t reminded her of that. You’d thought by now she’d be over it.
>She glances to your midsection then back up before shuffling a bit. Some of the anger leaves her eyes.
>”You do owe me for that, big time…I guess I’ll just have to make you rut me for it!”
>You were fully intending to anyways, but you weren’t going to argue her logic.
>Without further waiting she spins around and lays her forelegs on the mattress, sticking her rear up in a very accessible position.
>Your new objective propels you to your knees and you take position behind her swishing tail.
>Your hands find their spots on her rear and as if on queue, her tail moves to the side, draping over one of your arms.
>One hand leaves her to steady your member and she turns back to look at you.
>”Take it slow at first…I uhh…I need time to get used to your weird alien thing.”
>”Okay?”
>That was not the ideal choice of dialogue for the occasion.
>You shuffle a little closer to her and her head returns to plant itself in-between her fore legs.
>Predictable winks break up the geography of her smooth, moist folds.
>Moving forward a bit, you bring your tip into contact with her crevice.
>Your lubricant mixes with hers and she instinctively tries to push back onto you, but you maintain your distance.
>You swipe your head in between her labia, gathering more lube which you then spread over the rest of your shaft.
>Your heart races as you move to the dead center of her opening and slowly push in.
>Warmth envelopes you like a glove as you glide past her clenching walls.
>She groans a bit, but the sheet clenched between her teeth muffles her pleasure.
>Her canal guides your shaft up and into her at a slight angle, complimenting the natural position of your hardened dick.

>>27755923
>Your hands guide her back onto you as you disappear inch by inch into her eager hole.
>Finally, you hilt inside of her and you feel her clit swipe across the base of your shaft.
>Her toned butt flattened against your hips and her anus puckers against your crotch.
>She lets out a slightly louder moan, sliding forward a bit from your weight pressing against her.
>”Ghaah! Stay there! F-for a sec!”
>Her head moves up and down and her hind legs inch a bit farther apart.
>Her vagina clenches spastically, trying to adjust to it’s intruder. The heat inside of her is incredible, it wasn’t initially uncomfortable like hot jacuzzi water, but it wasn’t mild either.
>It was like she had a fever or something…maybe that’s why they called it heat?
>You move her tail to lay across your shoulder and rub her cutie marks in lazy circles, helping her get used to your full length.
>She winks again and you feel yourself twitch inside her, undoubtedly depositing some pre-cum deep in her canal.
>Her nervous jitters come to a stop and you take that as permission to continue.
>You slowly start pumping into her with deep thrusts, rocking her light frame.
>Her wings half-flap as you start to pick up speed. She starts timing her hips to slam back into yours, making a loud slapping sound.
>Once you get a good rhythm going she turns back to look at you with a confident grin.
>”Awwwww yeah! This is *hugh even better than I thought it would be!”
>Good to know she had such high expectations.
>The sensation of her winking is lost against your saturated nerves.
>Your balls slap the wet fur of her muff, pulling off strings of her fluid with each pump.
>Soon her breathing takes on a familiar patterns and her movements get more sporadic.
>Her head sinks back down in the covers as she stops moving all together, allowing you to be the only one pushing her over the edge a second time.
>”AGGGH!”
>Your teeth clench as you feel a rippling sensation envelope you sunk shaft.

>>27755930
>She winks several times and pushes back into you as a second orgasm rocks her body.
>More of her fluid leaks around your shaft and onto your already stained sheets.
>Despite her best efforts to get you off, you still had some stamina left in you.
>Before she’d fully recovered from her second orgasm you pull your dripping dick out and sweep her legs out from under her.
>She hits the bed with a thump and your roll her over onto her back, giving her time to adjust her wings.
>She looks at you with a dopey smile, but doesn’t question.
>That’s good, because you weren’t in the mood to talk.
>You hold her legs apart and guide your throbbing organ back in between her saturated folds.
>You waste no time hilting in her again, sending a small jiggle through her exposed teats.
>”UHHG!”
>The remnant contractions of her last orgasm still traveled her tunnel, and you start pumping wildly into her.
>You lean forward with your hands on either side of her shoulders and she reaches up to hold onto your midsection for support.
>Her head lays back and she closes her eyes as she sucks air through a gaping mouth.
>Your thrusting rocks her up and down across the bed, the harder ones elicit a quiet ‘umpf.’
>A hand snakes down to push her clit against your shaft every time it winks.
>“Oooooh! Yeah!”
>That seemed to do the trick as you feel her edging close for a third time.
>You sit back on your knees to give you a better angle to thrust. The new position allows you to stimulate her top wall.
>”GAAAAH! R-Right there! Keep it t-there!”
>The wrinkly patch of flesh a few inches inside of her grates across your head like well lubricated speed strips, sending vibrations throughout your body.
>One hand moves to massage her erect nipples and the other’s thumb digs for her nub.
>Her hind legs start to buck with each thrust and her walls start to pulse with electricity.
>You’re not going to last much longer either.

>>27755944
>Your pace picks up for the finale and your genitals turn into a wet, hot mess of ecstacy.
>This time her orgasm takes you by surprise as a bit of fluid escapes underneath her clit with some velocity, spattering your crotch with her warmth.
>”ANOOOON!”
>You grab the inside of her hind legs and lean forward, hilting as deep as you can.
>Her twitching anus tickles your dangling testes as contractions travel her canal again, though slightly weaker than before due to her fatigue.
>She breathes through clenched teeth as her eyes squint shut and her ears try to merge with her nape.
>You’re almost there.
>A hand move to cup her teat and you massage it gently in your palm.
>You pull out a half inch and buck back into her several times in quick succession, both pushing yourself over the edge and ensuring her orgasm was sustained.
>You collapse on top of her warm body and press her down onto you by her shoulders.
>Your testicles twitch, shooting stream after stream of sticky, hot fluid deep down her wet tunnel.
>She writhes in your grasp, spreading her legs wider and pressing into you to get your seed as deep into her as she could.
>More fluid leaks out from between your connection as the last of your semen escapes into her depths.
>When your orgasmic high finally subsides, you find Dash’s fore legs wrapped around your midsection and her muzzle buried in your neck, breathing heavily against you.
>Her wings begin to go limp, but they don’t fully return to her sides.
>You shift position, taking your weight off her and allowing you both to lay on your sides facing one another.
>You were still connected at the waist.
>You hold her agains you for a few minutes, allowing you to catch your breaths.
>She looks into your eyes with a tired smile.
>”That. Was. Awesome.”
>Her breath tickles your nose and you smile back at her, equally exhausted.
“Yeah…I kinda wish you’d asked me for help sooner.”
>She chuckles a bit.

>>27755952
>”Heh, met too…I can’t say I’ve ever been able to ‘scratch my itch’ like that before.”
>Her eyes study your face.
>You feel her nethers twitch in the afterglow, expelling a bit of your seed.
>You glance down just in time to see it spill out between your limp member and onto your thoroughly ruined sheets.
>Her hoof moves to your jaw and pulls your gaze back up. Her wet lips crash into yours and she lingers for a moment with closed eyes, ignoring your surprised look.
>She pulls away with a smack before wiping her mouth and grinning.
“What was that for?”
>She gets up on her hooves and plods over the ruffled sheets to an open side of the mattress, leaving your wet member to dry in the seemingly cool air.
>She stretches for a moment, lifting her tail in the process. Another drop of your semen escapes her.
>She turns to you with a furrowed brow.
>”For…closure…or something.”
>Closure?
>She ignores your confused look and hops off the bed, ruffling her wings.
>You move up to the sitting position.
>How the hell do you start a conversation now?
“So uhh…got any plans for the rest of the day?”
>She looks back with a wry grin.
>”Of course we do! You still owe me for fourteen sodas!”

FIN

Thank god the ride finally ended.

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>>27755582
I was thinking of a spring shower with a wet earthy smell, but that works too.

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>>27756077
This is good too.

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>>27755962
I love the way you describe some parts, bretty gud. I can confirm that this green served its purpose.

>>27755582
>the first rain of summer
For some reason that was exactly my thought.

>>27755962
Another great piece of green
Loved it

>>27755962
Some of the best clop i've ever read. hope you decide to make more at some point.

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>>27755895
>This thread's thumbnail is confusing as fuck.
Shit, that explains some of the shitposting. We can't even use screencaps to start our thread. Fug.

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>>27755962

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>>27755962
Jesus man, why did you even post the rest? I don't want to be a dick, because I have a feeling that youre just disregarding all comments like that (because you kept posting the story) but this stuff is really bad (compared to some of you earlier stuff). I really think you need to just take a break, collect your thoughts, and make something good. Your green quality has been declining for a while.

>>27757809
Samefagging this hard

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>>27757869
>multiple people don't like a thing
>must be a samefag!
Notice how you didn't quote the other posts? Because you knew I'd screencap it, because you know you're wrong.

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>>27757684
Not really. The op subject and post shouldn't cause confusion since there's a big difference between the two. Then again look how many times somebody has not a read a damn thing before posting on /mlp/. Carry on I guess.

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>>27757926
You're right. "Our" last two threads used drawings, and for some reason I thought we hadn't used screencaps for a long time, but I checked it and three threads ago the op had a screencap and nothing weird happened back then. So maybe it's just the summer. Moving on.

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>>27755962

>>27759011
don't care; still came

>>27758338
thanks senpai

>>27757901
Then post proof.

Cause so far it just seems like one anti-dashfag

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>>27755962
The unrealistic cliched tropes such as the prehensile vagina or excessive amounts of fluids ruined it for me Why can so few writefags show at least a hint of moderation in their clop?

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>>27759968
You have to quote all of the negative responses, so I can cap how many of them are me you huge fucking moron

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>>27759968
>one anti-dashfag
>doesnt like a horrible green
>that means that i just dislike the character, not that the dialog is fucking cringy, the the amount of fluids and other sexual stuff is almost child like levels of unrealistic, and the descriptions are fucking dumb.
This is summerfag tier retardation, which makes sense considering the rest of your post.

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>>27757901

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>>27761055
>I should just be able to throw around wild accusations, and never have to provide any proof for anything I say ever!
By that same logic, I declare that everyone who responded positively to the green is in fact mobius himself, who is samefagging! Of course, I have no proof of this, but you all have to believe me anyways, right?

>>27761089
What the hell are you even replying to? That whole post is a massive non-sequitur. Did you click the post number by accident?

>>27761089
It's true, me. I've just been having a conversation with myself for the entire thread. Wouldn't you agree our life is shit, me?

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>"I'm not an anti-dashfag"
>provides zero relevant content and all his contributions to the thread consist of nothing but complaining and bitching trying to derail it
Seems legit.

>>27761123
Who are you responding to?

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>>27761105
I know who I'm replying to you fucking mong. If you won't take screencap as proof, than that means there is literally no other way to prove the claim that you're wildly throwing around, meaning that it's unproven. Jesus, the summer fag is real.

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>>27761123
His posts would normally qualify as shitposting. Too bad shitposting actually means "posts some janitor doesn't like."

>>27761155
What claim, you demented haploid?

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>>27761123
>im not anti-dashfag
>throw around wild claims with absoultley no proof, trying to discourage discussion, while not actually providing anything to the thread.
Makes perfect sense.

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>>27761163
>I dont like it when people tell me how dumb im being, so it must be shitposting
Holy shit do you even listen to yourself?
>>27761176
That im samefagging you braindead failed abortion

>>27761155
Different guy here; seriously, what the fuck are you on about? Are you hallucinating? Do you need an ambulance? You're making no fucking sense.

>>27761191
>That im samefagging you braindead failed abortion
I didn't make any such claim, you smegma-caked snatch abscess.

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>>27761198
its very fucking simple, are all of you retarted or something?
>Guy one called me a samefag
>I try to offer up THE ONLY PROOF POSSIBLE to show that im not.
>He says that those are unreliable, meaning that there is no proof possible for his claim
>meaning that his claim is wild and unproven, thus retarded
Is it really that hard? Do I need to call you mom or something?

>>27761209
>You have to know who each and every poster is, even when theyre all anonymous, and the logical conclusion (following the chain or (You)s is that you were the original claimer)
If it wasnt you, why did you even reply here >>27761105 ?
Fine then, if it wasnt you, post a screencap. Oh wait, thats right, you cant, you schizophrenic retard, apparently they arent valid anymore. Never mind, I guess youll just have to believe any claim I make now.

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>>27761163
>"I-I am a dashfag guys!
>Forgets that "Discussion" is actually in the OP
>Gets mad at people discussing green, calling the samefags and shitposters
>Shitposters calling non-shitposters shitposters
>Shitpostseption

>>27761250
Your shrunken picocerebrum probably failed to make a distinction between questioning legitimacy and an accusation. English is so very hard, isn't it? Almost as hard as sound reasoning.

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>>27761326
>Tries to differentiate questioning legitimacy and an accusation, despite the fact the the original claim was literally both, I.E. "samefag"
Listen, I understand that after youve been through something as difficult as a full on lobotomy, after only eating paint chips for a week, its hard to think rationally, but I really need you to try harder here, you're shitting up the thread now.

>>27761350
Listen, you heavily hemorrhaging hysteroprolapse, I'm going to be very clear here. The only claim I made was that screencaps were not necessarily legit. Do you disagree? Do you have anything to say in regard to that? Or do you want to go on with your irrelevant line of bullshit, because a little man in your thick skull connected some wires wrong?

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>>27761396
>The only claim I made was that screencaps were not necessarily legit. Do you disagree? Do you have anything to say in regard to that? Or do you want to go on with your irrelevant line of bullshit, because a little man in your thick skull connected some wires wrong?
Listen up you living proof of reincarnation, ill explain it again. I do agree that screencaps arent super reliable. However, you fucking camel, that means that if you (or that anon who made the samefagging claim) wont take a screencap as proof, then there is literally 0 PROOF AT ALL, meaning that youre throwing around a completely unprovable claim, meaning that it is not a vaild claim at all. Some reading for you to enlighten the subject a bit for you, you dumb nigger: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Alder
Do you understand that now you fucking vegetable, or do we need to go over this all again?

>>27761457
Holy shit, you actually managed to make a relevant point. Wow. I'm speechless. By the way, if we assume that screencaps are sufficient proof, then people who can manipulate them with ease gain an unfair advantage. You can, of course, make that assumption, but I'm not comfortable with it.

>>27761522
Wow, you actually managed to pull your head out of your ass and think for a moment, and get dubs at the same time! Checked, you double nigger.
>if we assume that screencaps are sufficient proof
No one is saying that they are. I even said that they arnt. The problem is that with out any mode of proof, making claims like that are fucking retarded. I'm glad we could resolve this peacefully with out any senseless name calling.

RIP dash thread

>>27761658
and nothing of value was lost

>>27761658
We've been just a walking cancer zombie for a while now, Anon.

>>27755582
>>27756077
>>27756300
>>27756542
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor

>>27760638
What are you some kind of faggot?

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>>27761876
I saw that in an earlier post, but thanks for posting that since I didn't bother looking it up.

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Getting back on topic.
Is there anything we'd like to see dash get up to when the hiatus resumes, I'd like to see her parents finally enter the frame beyond the rainbow haired pony that may or may not be a relation

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>>27762142
That would be very nice to see.
Personally, I'd like to see some more "in character out of characterness". I love all of the cute scenes when she breaks the tough girl tomboy attitude down for a moment (mostly the earlier scenes with Tank) but the more recent ones havent really sat right with me, they just seemed wayyy too out of character.

>>27762142
>when the hiatus resumes
I screwed up

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i want to dine with rainbow dash

>>27762142
>I'd like to see her parents
Same, but I think they won't get much more attention than Twilight or Rarity's parents. Despite that I would like to know if Dash's parents disagreed with her desire to become a Wonderbolt.

>>27762170
Such a simple image yet it's so cute

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>>27736209
>You wiggle your now slick fingers in front of her face.
"Yeah, these things are pretty awesome, huh?"
>Without using words, she grabs on to your hand with both hooves.
>Aiming for your outstretched finger, she places it down on the tip of her tongue, enveloping the end of it.
>Pulling your hand forward, she drags her tongue along the length of your finger, lapping up all of her juices.
>As she reaches the base of your digit, she closes her mouth around it, causing it to disappear in that smooth, wet, and warm vacuum.
>She looks at you seductively, maintaining eye contact as she drags her tongue up the entire length of your hand.
>When she reaches the top, she releases your finger from her mouth with a loud pop.
>"There, all clean now."
>You try to speak, but the lack of blood to your brain was making that difficult.
>Noting your lack of words, Rainbow leans forward, locking you in another deep kiss.
>Different from the earlier ones, this one felt much less lustful, and had a deeper, loving feel to it, with a distinct lack of invasive tongues.
>She breaks away from you, a small strand of saliva joining your lips.
>"Alright, your turn."
"Huh?"
>She reaches back, and throws the blanket concealing your lower half off to the side.
>Still completely caught up in the moment, unable to find the right words, you resign to watching her at work.
>She lifts your shirt upwards from its seam, dragging her hoof across your midsection.
>As soon as the shirt reaches the limit of its length at your collarbone, she starts on your abdomen.
>She plants her lips along the top, gently pulling on the skin with her lips.
>With each suction landing on you chest, you can feel her tongue writhing along your skin inside each suction.
>Moving lower with each kiss, you could trace the trail of little wet circles all the way down to her lips wrapped around the skin on your stomach, slow and delectate at work.

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>>27763316
>After several agonizing yet extremely pleasurable moments, Dash has finally reached the home stretch.
>She's dragging her tongue from side to side, right above the beginning of your pubic area.
>You can hardly take anymore of this, you feel almost as if you could blow your load any second.
"C... Come on Dash, get to the good stuff already."
>"No way, I'm just starting to have some fun!"
>As soon as she says this, a new surge of blood to your already hard member causes it to poke her in her underbelly, hovering right above your rod.
>"Alright, alright, we'll get to the good stuff. Guess my foreplay skills are too awesome for you to handle, huh?"
>She places her hoof right underneath the waistband of your pants, hooking them in the curve.
>She pulls them down in one quick motion, revealing your boxers to the outside world.
>Feeling so close to sweet freedom at last, your rock hard member is flooded with blood again, causing it to raise even higher.
>"W-whoa, is that..?"
>She points towards the outline of your rock hard member, concealed under the oppressive cloth.
>A small bead of drool escapes her lips, before quickly being wiped away by a hoof.
"Well, why don't you go ahead and find out? Its just dying to meet you."
>Tearing her gaze from your stiff manhood, she gives you a mildly annoyed expression.
>"It is Ok to take something's slow every once in a while, you know."
"Oh, that's rich, coming from you."
>Her face turns slightly more pissed looking, and you could already tell this was a bad road to be headed down.
>"I could hoof you in the balls right now, just so you know."
"You could, but I'll have you know, I prefer my blowjobs with at least a "3:1 orgasm to punched in the jewels by an angry mare" rate."
>This seems to set this situation back on track, because she's back to giggling and smiling at you.
>Not exactly the reaction you want when your special somepony sees your manhood for the first time, but you'll take it over her being pissed at you.

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>>27763328
>"Anon, do you even hear the stuff that come outta your mouth?"
"No Dash, I do not, I find it messes with my rhythm."
>In an effort to shut you up before she loses the mood, Dash turns her attention back to your aching member, desperately throbbing under its confining layer.
>Pushing hard against your underwear, she rests one of her hooves directly underneath your scrotum.
>The other, she rubs softly down the length of your member from the very tip, evenly feeling each feature of its texture.
>The feeling is like heaven to your deprived member, and it feels even better coming from Dash.
>Just when you get slightly used to the motion, Dash counters the movement by employing the use of her tongue.
>She wraps her long, wide tongue around the top of the cloth outline, enveloping that entire side.
>It takes every bit of grit you have in you not to blow your load right then and there.
>Even through your boxers, you can still feel the heat radiating from her mouth, and her saliva dripping through, further wetting down your member.
>A large shudder travels its way up your spine, and you can feel your pre leaking out like a faucet now.
>You can barely make out any words, the feeling is so overpowering.
"D-damn Dash, how'd you get so good at this?"
>"What, you think humans are the only ones with porn?"
>Lifting her head from your stiff member, she hooks on to your waistband, in a similar fashion to your pants.
>"Lemme show you just how good I really am."
>*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*
>Your brain instantly snaps back to reality, honing on on the source of the sound.
>Both of your heads turn to meet the noise, frozen in a very provocative place.
*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*
>A muffled voice came from the other side, familiar in nature.
>"Anon? You there? Just checking up on you, haven't seen you in a few days!"
>"Oh buck, that's Twilight! What's that egghead doing here?"

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>>27763338
>Rainbow vaults off of your legs at a record speed, rushing to action.
>"Quick, help me get rid of this stuff! Twi can't know I was here!"
>After slowly getting on your feet,you halt the speeding Dash by gently grabbing hold of her forehoof, spinning her out of her frenzy.
'Dash, its alright. Its OK for you to have a coltfriend, and you know Twilight is a good friend, she'd never make fun of you for it. In fact, she'd probably be happy for you."
>Dash sighs, and gives you a conflicted look.
>"I know that Anon, its just,....... I just don't feel comfortable with telling her that yet, that's all. I'm sorry dude, I'm not embarrassed of you or anything, I just, feel weird about it."
"Well, that's alright, I guess. You will have to tell them sometime though, you know that? Can exactly hide something like this for long, especially from your best friends."
>Dash gives you a quick peck on the cheek before hurrying off, taking any evidence of your morning together with her.
>"Oh, Anon! Don't let her into the back, alright?"
"No problem, Dash!"
>As soon as she's out of sight, you race over to the door, eager to let your friend out of the cold.
>The purple pony steps in, careful not to shake any of the snow from her wings onto your floor.
>"There you are Anon, I was beginning to wonder if you'd succumbed to hypothermia, or maybe bronchitis!"
"Hypo- what?"
>"Oh, nothing silly! Although, speaking of which, we should probably run some tests on the endurance of the human cardiovascular system, just to be sure!"
"Uuuhhh, sure, sounds like fun. Here, come sit down, the fire's going."
>Twilight almost leaps onto your couch, quick to get out of the hostile temperature outside.
>You walk over to the spot ajacent, taking a seat.
"So, what brings you all the way out here Twilight? Not exactly your neck of the woods."
>"Uhh, yeah. Hey Anon, have you had any other visitors?"
"No, not all the way out here, especially in this weather. Why?"

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>>27763352
>Twilight turns and looks at you with a puzzled expression.
>"Then why are there two cups of cocoa on the table?"
FIN
O
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N
O
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>>27763359
Sorry this one took me soooooo long, I've just had alot on my plate recently. I also changed my trip, some /g/ faggot posted my old password, thanks to Scribs for showing me how to make a secure one.

>>27763359
Oh crap
Tell her you wanted a big cocoa but only had clean small cups.

I loved this story

BEST<

FUCKING>

<PONY

>>27763447
It was worth the wait loved it
Updated the pastebin links with your new trip

>>27763447
proof? just like, post your old password or make a post with it verifying that you are you.
I don't doubt it, but a minuscule part of me does.

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>>27763578
sure friend, no problem. Old trip.

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>>27763598
And new trip!
the new one is more lewd for some reason

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>>27763605
Fuck me I forgot my own damn password. Lets try that again.
New trip!

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>>27763615
There we go! Same old lovable Church, just got fucked up by /g/, thats all.

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>>27763352

>>27763359
Love this. You manage to keep her in character throughout which I have problems with. Just going to lurk for a while and take notes.

>>27764695
Ok. I get it I suck at clop. Don't worry it wont go on my pastebin.

>>27764782
but mobius he was quoting church. Isnt it obvious by this point that its just one dedicated shit poster? by all means put whatever you fucking want on your pastebin, its yours.

>>27764782
It's one guy shitposting against all clop. Ignore him. Your clop is top lewd.

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>>27763359
Church, I was that anon in the previous thread that told you that you should tease the readers a bit more. Well, I take it back, you're too fucking good at teasing, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

>>27764782
Mobius, I'm being completely honest. Except for that unexpectedly awkward scene in the last update of the Zephyr story before your break, I've loved every one of your greens. I love the way you describe everything. Please, please, don't go. And do whatever you want in your pastebin, of course, but I don't think you should remove your clop because some prude doesn't like it.

Anyway, even if I completely disagree with the way they're acting, I think that it's likely that some of the current shitposters actually liked the old "cute" greens and now they're upset because they don't like lewd/clop/whatever (and this thread only has lewd/clop/whatever so far).
I like clop and I hate to agree with shitposters, but I have to admit that I wouldn't like this to be permanently the "Rainbow Dash Clop General" because I liked those old greens too. So if we could have some of those, that would be nice. That's just my two cents.

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>>27762142
I want another episode with Scoots. I know she already was on Newbie Dash this season, but that was almost her s2 relation, nothing special. I'd like an episode like those the other crusaders had with her sisters. I mean, something like Brotherhooves Social, but with Dash and Scootaloo being the protagonists and not just background characters.

>>27765362
>>27765131
>>27764948
The only reason I say that is because I wasn't really pleased with how I wrote some of the scenes. That made the critique valid in my opinion. I just glanced at the thread before passing out and it seemed like the majority didn't like it. I'll upload it but I do want to make some minor changes first. I'm not leaving, but I'm going to take a break for a week or so because I'm taking on an extra shift at work. When I get back I'll finish the two stories I left hanging.

Thanks for the comments though anons, much appreciated.

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>>27764695
Don't listen to this guy church, that other green itt isn't very good, but this one is great, I loved it.
>>27765362
>/mlp/
>doesn't like lewd
I love lewd, and when it's done well, like with
>>27763359
it's great, but mobius one just wasn't done well. I loved mobius earlier stuff, but i think we can all agree that there is a huge dip in quality of dialogue, action description, and characterization now. If you want mobius, I can go over what I though was bad with you, but something tells me you don't want to hear it.

Guys I love Dashie, what do?

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>>27766557
Love her with everything you have Anon, and never let go.

>>27766586
Thank you friend

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>>27766275
>I love lewd
Your reply made me think that maybe if fucked it up earlier. FWIW, I never meant that the only reason to dislike Mobius' green was being a prude. If that's what it looked like, I'm sorry.
It looks like every time I write something I make it worse.

>>27766275
Like I said before if you can give specifics then I'd love to hear it.

Everything is horrible.
The whole world is doomed.
We're all gonna die.
Your waifu isn't real.

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>>27768147
Well, the inspiration I draw from her is just as real as Shakespeare's poems or Da Vinci's paintings. Every night I stay up longer than I mean to, thinking and writing of how she makes me feel and then falling asleep and dreaming with her.
She can make me feel alright, despite the conditions of society or what have you, because - and ONLY because - she isn't real.

>>27768235

Bravo. Best response so far.

>>27768235
This. THIS.

>>27768147
>Your waifu isn't real.
That's probably for the best. If she were, she wouldn't like me. If she somehow happened to like me, there would be thousands of other disappointed and envious waifufags. And if the universe were extra generous and everyone got to have their own real waifu, the world would be full of clones... of your waifu.

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>>27768745
What if YOU went to Equestria?

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[Best Young Flyer]

>Wow, just look at this crowd
>The Best Young Flyer's Competition always draws a lot of spectators, but this year it's bigger than ever.
>The whole stadium buzzes with building anticipation with Princess Celestia and the Wonderbolts here to award the laurel to the winner.
>You spend the last of your patiently saved allowance on a big tuft of cloud candy and make your way to your seat.
>It's up in the higher sections, but that's not necessarily a disadvantage here.
>You clutch a notebook tightly in your hooves as you flap up to your tier.
>You've wanted to be a Wonderbolt ever since you saw them perform at the Summer Sun Celebration one year.
>Everypony says that this competition is a young pegasus' first step toward that goal.
>You're keyed up to see the performances, but you'll be ready to write down everything you see for practice later.
>The competition will be starting soon.
>You ready your book and quill and catch a snippet of conversation while you eat your candy.
>"...Dash managed to get in before the deadline."
>"Oh, really? That should be worth watching."
>"But didn't you hear? There's supposed to be some unicorn too..."
>You snort and hold in a laugh.
>A unicorn competing for Best Young Flyer? Now THAT you'd pay to see.
>But did they say 'Dash'?
>As in Rainbow Dash?
>Everypony in your flight camp's heard THAT name.
>She's the filly who's supposed to have done the Sonic Rainboom.
>But she left Cloudsdayle years ago. She can't really be back.
>Can she?