612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
It's that time again - summer finally bursts into season with the longest day of the year! How many Summer Sun Celebrations has it been since Twilight Sparkle's coronation? The far-reaching effects of Discord's mischief made things rather unusual for that first one, but if no news is good news then subsequent celebrations must have gone off without a noticeable hitch. Is Luna enjoying her part in the festivities? This year's got a full moon to coincide!Of course, on the flipside, it's the start of winter tomorrow for the other hemisphere- does that still work on Equestria's world?
>>27687351
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
MONEY
SUCCESS
FAME
BRONIES
I want to WPSHH Celestia.
During a speech.
tiddielicious
>>27694026
>>27694047
It's shit.
She's shit.
You're shit.
I wish to be the little filly.
It's
timehttp://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>27694084
Now, more than ever.
>>27694079
Yes!
Sunset Shimmer is the shit!
>>27694047
>>27694084
>>27694089
>"Huh? Oh, ofcourse, that thing you simpletons like."
>"Blah blah blah..touch you..be the one..walk across the fire for you, blah blah blah."
>"Thank you, come again."
>>27694138
I want to be in Canterlot's headlines!
It's Celestia day
>>27694205
oh no
what do we do
>>27694202
>>27694224
Go out and enjoy the sun I guess
>>27694240
I'd rather die
>>27694205
What a majestic horse.
>>27694243
That can be arranged.
>>27694246
OAH!
>>27694254
thank you Princess Celestia
I love you
>>27694275
she lives to serve her subjects' wishes
When you weren't looking, pony did the thing.
>>27694297
she'll never be as cool as filly, but I appreciate her effort
>>27694300
Marker, why don't you come to bed with me?
>>27694302
how does lyra do the thing
>>27694323__Magic__
>>27694332
I want to brush her mane
>>27694343
>>27694323
>>27694355
Yes
I mean, kind of
I think that's the closest an earth pony can do, anyway
>>27694399POP
>>27694405squish
>>27694323
she's a unicorn, what do you think?
>>27694409Bang
>>27694412Boop!
>>27694405
>>27694409
>>27694412
>>27694415
>comic noises
are we back on /co/?
>>27694399
>>27694417
no
god no
don't even joke about that
>>27694422
Yeah, I suppose being back on today's /co/ wouldn't be all that great.
>>27694423
Kind of funny that it all went to shit right after we got kicked out.
>>27694421
lolwat
>>27694456
>>27694441
>thread full of people who discuss something they genuinely enjoy rather than just the usual shit flinging
>kick them all out
>left with mostly people who are flinging shit
Not that much of a surprise.
>>27694423
>>27694441
>>27694463
At least I can no longer say that I miss /co/. We're gone and I don't regret that.I miss old /co/.
>>27694491
>Derpy will never accidentally fall on you. Butt first.
>>27694494
Wouldn't that kill you?
>>27694509
most definitely
>>27694496
I think it's important to keep all the other shit in one location but I will never stop lamenting the fact ponies can't be reaction images. There's so much fucking gold.
>>27694533
It's incredibly annoying.
So many times I'd have the perfect reaction image and then I remember that it's pony
>wake up
>there's no new episode
hmmmmmm really makes you think...
>>27694548
Having problems with Waifustealers? Not a problem any more.
>>27694592
please do not grind the ponies
>>27694610
But there are ponies in grinder.
>>27694610
>Flash Sentry
>not a subpony scum
colt
"When it comes to hot monkey dick, you, Anon, are…
"Adequate."
>>27694697
when it comes to pretty ponies you are fucking horrifying
>>27694661
>subpony scum
>pony scum
>pony cum
UNF
>>27694697
Shut up and give me my three hooves rating for the Hot Monkey Dick bath house.
Bebtown
>>27694697
>The food critic pony shit on Rarity for her fashion.
Help me psychoanalyze myself, mlpg. Why do I want to kidnap,and mindbreak princess Cadence?
>>27694796
Cause you're a sick twisted bastard! You piece of crap!
>>27694796
Because love terrifies you.
because you believe you have already been judged and found wanting, sentenced to damnation in the cold outer dark of eternal loneliness
And knowing there is no escape, you can choose to let the cold slowly seep in, go quietly with no resistance and a stoic face, resigned to the inevitable.
Unlike the Warp overtaking you, this is NOT a good pain
>>27694661
>Flash Sentry
Why does he get to be in the show, and not sunbuns?
>>27694814
But there's a choice, right?
You've heard about wild animals escaping from snares by gnawing off one other their own legs.
So, assuming you survive the blood and pain, you can seize the opportunities life offers you
as a stunted, damaged, warped monster
someone your fellows look at and think "not like him"
>>27694821
He has a pony version in Equestria? And it was put there by a animator without it being in the script or the writers knowing about it.
>>27694821
Because he's an upstanding citizen
>>27694829
This.
He's not the same flash sentry in the movies.
>>27694592
>Go ahead. Do your worst, bro.
>Shred the paper. Blame Larson. Call the waifu police. Whatever.
>They can't uncuck you. I've already tasted your waifus' delicate orchids.
>And every single one of them were
>Just
>Right
>>27694829
I wonder why none of the movies have even mentioned the original EqG Sunset Shimmer, and what happened to her.
>>27694836
I'm guessing because she wouldn't add anything to the story.
>>27694836
She's dead. Killed by pony Sunset
Filly says it was an honor to book with you, and proceeds to light a cigarette
>>27694826
>>27694814
cadence has a fat butt
>>27694845
DELETE THIS
>>27694845
Too bsd shes ugly af
>>27694844
>There has been an actual confirmed launch.
My plushes will protect me!
>>27694895
Nobby wakes up face-down in the dungeon at the crystal empire, Cadence sitting in the chair nonchalantly before him, filing her hoof.
>>27694897
Aircraft launches
>>27694904
>Insulting princesses get you into Equestria.
Holy shit...
>>27694904
is it Friday again Already
>>27694912don't fuckin do it man
>>27694897
See
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5383
Like usual, IT'S (NOT) HAPPENING
this is just interbutt wankery
>>27694844
Fake and gay.
>Fighter launches
there's a massive joint NATO exercise going on in Poland right now. a diplomatic fuckup, not an actual warfare.
>>27694914
I'm gonna do it man...
I got nothing to lose!
Princess Spike a shit!
>>27694918
I bet you think Pearl Harbor was fake too.
>>27694919
no really
all you have to do isask nicely>>27682528
Cute. CUTE!
>>27694938
>>27694938
I wonder how much she farts.
>>27694939
So very poofy.
>>27694944
>You will never be in an arranged marriage with her.
guys
holy shit
a new Rainbow Dash Presents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPx-K9QRS8s
>>27695019
>lose the streaming
>>27695019
>the star in yellow
wait, isn't that one with the 7th element of harmony?
>>27695057
…now add these two.
>>27695071
>Blueblood
Ew
Rainbow Dash may be fast
but can she make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?
>>27695075
These two any better?
>>27695081
Yes
>>27694323
Do you believe in magic?
From a young filly's heart?
How the music can free her,
whenever it starts?
>>27695071
>kojima STILL hasn't changed the background color of transparent images for anons not using the default yotsuba themes
PLEASE
E1M1: At Boop's Gate
>Today is International Surfing Day
I like this mom
>>27695179
>>27695154
Bodacious
>>27695084
>>27695180
It must be weird being a background pony
Having to constantly change gender, race and age in order to fit the needs of different episode plots
>>27695180
I want to read lots of books with Twilight.
>>27695213
even trashy young adult books?
>>27695213
I want to have a bookhorse reading harem
don't bully the gloomy
>>27695240
Man this would be a pretty cool revelation to make in the S6 finale.
>>27695243
Oh no
What are those mischievous little scamps up to now
>>27695243
Filly want to be a princess
>>27695255
Cute
>>27695275
No, that's a lie. That's part of Hasbro's scandal and rip-off Disney's Sofia the First.
Who is ready for the future episode leak?
https://www.shoutfactory.com/kids/kids-animation/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-soarin-over-equestria
>>27695255
oops
>>27695292
Nice
Nice
>>27694895
>>27695291
Neat
>>27695291
Maybe hiatus ends before august
The hiatus was a mistake
>>27695313
Just like the fillies
>>27695313
Maud was a mistake.
Twilicorn was a mistake.
Equestria Girls was a mistake.
The CMC's butt marks were a mistake.
Slice of Life was a mistake.
King Sombra was a mistake.
Everything was a mistake. MLP never should have existed. She should've kept on trying with pitching Galaxy Girls.
>>27695313
>>27695331
>>27695292
I wouldmake that pony some pancakes
>>27695349they're her favorite!
>>27695331
Bond with ponies
>Apparently Celestia's been doing well as the resident slutpig at the farm.
>She’s birthed over 2000 foals (half of them died instantly, and sometimes hilariously)
>”Should we bring the Princess back with her subjects then?” I asked.
> It’d be good for them to see their ruler is safe.
>”Pfft, you probably don’t want them to see her like this. Come take a look at her.” They invited me to the fuck floor.
>The Princess of the Sun was stuck in the corner of the room with most of the ponies surrounding her.
>All four of her legs have been torn off. No one bothered to clean them up so her legs are scattered around her.
>Ponies are humping her torn off legs.
>She’s so fat none of the colts can even mount her, they know she’s about to give birth.
>Princess Celestia screams and cries.
>”NO, I CAN'T BE DELIVERING THIS QUICKLY AGAIN!”
>She lets out the loudest wettest fart ever, 8 or 9 foals shoot out her vagina onto a blood and shit stained mattress the breeders set up.
>the stallions instantly run towards the offspring, trying to eat them.
>one stallion instantly bites the head off what looks to be an alicorn.
>the scientists quickly grab the foals, grabbing stallions as well
>they rip the bad stallions apart
>they dump the foals in the new births pit and give me two of them for Sarah.
>Celestia recognizes me on my way out
>"I REGRET EVERYTHING, PLEASE HELP ME! I MISS MY LEGS AND MY FREEDOM SO MUCH, PLEASE LET ME OUT, I WILL COOPERATE! JUST MAKE THEM STOP, IT HURTS SO MUCH! I TAKE IT BACK CALLING YOU MONSTERS, YOU CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT! HELP!!"
>She farts out 4 more foals, two are immediately eaten.
>stallions resume to fuck her endlessly.
ubf
>>27695400
Pony doesn't want to bond. She wants to play by herself.
someone wanted me to draw ponies in prison
>>27695331
>She should've kept on trying with pitching Galaxy Girls
muh sunk cost fallacy
>>27695430
Why is Fluttershy so tall nigga?
>>27695413source
>>27695438
she probably shouldn't be THAT tall, but I thought tall and lanky was a pretty standard way of drawing her? Especially with the whole Equestrian supermodel thing
>>27695413
>fluffyfags have escaped containment
>>27695448
I dunno m8 I don't follow fanart that much but she has the same body type as the most other pones so it looks odd to see a height difference between any of them except Twilight.
>>27695450
okay now i actually feel offended, good job anon
just because i jack off to torture/gore doesn't mean i jack off to torture/gore that looks like (and in 50% of the cases probably is) it was drawn by autistic 8 year olds
>>27695450
According to the bans page, fluffies are now garbage that should go to /b/.
Have the Filly Panties ever been tested onColts?
>>27695458
But giving all the ponies the same body type is booooring - if I have to draw six characters in the same picture, I want to be able to vary them up a bit.
>>27695463
feh, /b/ doesn't deserve it, it should be sent to actually shit boards like /trash/
we have enough problems over there with rekt,trap and ,YLYL threads
>>27695471
>/b/ doesn't deserve it
lol fuck off /b/tard
Filly is now protected by the Russian mafia.
>>27695479
/b/ is actually a good board, you just need to get past the cancer like flat earth threads
its fast and good for discussion
>>27695471
what the fuck is that
>>27695494
Kidney stone, it seems.
Which pony do you think has passed the most kidney stones?
I bet it's Pinkie.
>>27695532
the absolute cutest
>>27695532
fluffy ponies are to be posted on /b/
>>27695541
What.
>>27695532
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND PONE
>>27694803
>"If this was your face.."
>cans.wav
>"IF THIS WAS YOUR GODDAMN FACE."
>CANS.WAV
>"I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!"
>>27695536
Yeah isn't Diamond Tiara the best filly?
>>27695570
too bad the artist is shit, but whan can you expect from fluffyspergs
You wouldn't bully a filly.
>>27695570
I hope she shows up again, we don't know how she acts like after her episode
>>27695482
>/b/ is actually a good board
LOL
/)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bqf8XeNb1h
>>27695629
I don't get it
>>27695549
>ur to slo
>Wild ponies play near my house. They tease my son. He wants to be one of them.
What did he mean by this?
>>27695652
everyone wants to be a pony
>>27695652
Videogames hadn't been invented yet so being a wild animal seems more fun than farming corn all the time.
Pony went to the doctor for a throat infection and asked if it looked ugly. The doctor said no, it's acute.
>>27695678
>>27695652
>They tease my son.
>>27695243
gloomy doesn't believe in revenge
right?
>>27695430
WHOA, HOW'D THEY END UP IN THE SLAMMA?
>>27695724
They ruined the GGG.
Again.
>>27695736
Baby, baby, you know Celestia likes that!
>>27695736
GGGG
BABY BABY BABY
>looks like p. celestia is bleeding out to death
>what are you going to do princess celesita
FUCK
MY
WOMB
HOLE~!
>>27694024
>Filly kisses
>deleted all of the porn on my phone
>forgot my collection of stallion on woman bestiality on the sd card
Well at least there's that.
>>27695815
>filly /k/isses
>>27695821
Heh, neato!
Where's the like button, dudearino?
>>27695652
>They tease my son
>He wants to be one of them
Was Maximus son the original horsefucker?
Considering he was murdered, I sure hope he found his pony love in Elysium.
>>27695842
Which filly's attack is each other filly weak against?
>>27695849
Strong Filly has a weakness?
>>27695842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi2y-dCv6ug
>>27695889
Yes, it'slow self-esteem.
>>27695898
So you have to bully her into submission?
>>27695849
Pillow Shield beats Strong Barrage
Strong Barrage beats Spear Mint
Spear Mint beats Peach Roller
Peach Roller beats Ruby Rush
Ruby Rush beats Braid Buster
Braid Buster beats Mane Mowdown
Mane Mowdown beats Tornado Twister
Tornado Twister beats Pillow Shield
Can't Strong Barrage the Farage
>>27695905
>no one's weak to the default weapon
prettyponyprincesspimplepussy
>>27695917
>can't silly the strongfilly
Silly filly, willy nilly.
Trying and failing to find the .gif of Applejack's hooves smooshing Rarity's cheeks.
>>27695958
>self cheek squishing
HARLOT
>>27695969
I'll see your self-smooshing harlot and raise you a full derp.
>>27695958
>>27695938
Huh?
Oh, sorry I'm late ahem.
Ew gross, you sick faggot, blah blah blah, etc..
>>27695905
>>27695921
It's obvious pillow filly would be weak to default boops.
>>27695980
Thank you.
Take us back to Defcon 4.
BOOP BOOP BOOP
is itbooptime now?
>>27695981
you type like you have aspergers
>>27696006
>>27696006
>>27696021
I'll boop her
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>>27696014
Are you an expert in that field?
>>27696021
What a cheeky horsie
>>27696031
I'm not professional yet, but I'm studying to be.
Some day, the science behind boop will be my thesis.
HARK
THE WONDER BOLTS
HOW I HATE THEM
>>27695973
I want to sleep with Rarity while she does silly things
I want ponies to cast a spell that can activate every pain sensor in a human's body simultaneously on me and give me drugs that prevent the mind from switching off, but simultaneously activate massive depression.
So the're able to maintain me in perpetual agony and misery forever.
Surprise tactical boop, sign here, please.
>>27696058
But anon, they already did thatIt's called MLPG
>>27695430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrrz54UtkCc&user=Floko008
http://pony.sex/interactive.swf
Warning:ear rape, turn down
Warning:some boop
>>27696114
>turn down for boop
>>27696114
Did MT draw this? I miss that obese nigger ;_;
Tell me about Your Little Pony.
>>27696123
he's cute
>>27696121
Yeah, those were the days.
>>27696114
one job
>>27696128
>mt will never again draw what she thinks you look like based on your voice
she got the chav part of me too perfect ;_;
Filly is a lying asshole.
>>27696123
It's better than your little pony.
>>27696123
Say hello to my leedle pony.
>>27696150
Has Pony consideredswitching to Torgue?
>>27696158
Pony still prefers Maliwan.
>you will never use a unicorn filly as a weapon
>>27696174
Fuck you, I would if I could.
>>27696174
It hurts
Man, I fucking hate this episode for the fact that they destroy Rarity and her past ideals. She goes from being a pony who has cared about what others think, but she has always done things in her own unique way that made her stand out, not become exactly what everyone else is. God damnit I fucking hate everything about what this episode has done to her character.
>>27696174
Is she a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?
>>27696189
Food isn't precisely her field, though. She was pretty much leaning on the success of other known restaurants of her liking because she didn't knew where to start.
>>27696189
Well, she was really just going for getting them those hooves, which would have worked if she would have had more time to prepare.
She even admitted that it was shit for the food but would surely get them the hooves
>>27696189
I knew there was a problem during the song.
They were singing the same song but they completely were saying completely the opposite of each other.
Rarity is too try-hard and conforms to the point of fault./ponk/ was right again
>>27696189
Rarity has always had this contradiction about her, where she is an artist with a lot of creativity, but also yearns to be recognized in a world where conforming to the most common trend is required
This episode had both parts of her clash
>>27696189
>knows about business
>knows about Canterlot
>knows that the ONLY way to be a successful restaurant business in Canterlot is to get 3 hooves
>pragmatically works towards that goal
>the ONLY people who attended the restaurant were two tourists (who know fuck all about Canterlot), Trenderhoofs, and restaurant managers — not a single native Canterlotian wanted to try the restaurant
>HURR IT DESTROYED HER
Maybe you're just a retard, anon
Why are bronies such a spoiled fandom?
>>27696224
>>27696215
I know that she ends up realizing her mistake by the end, but I still think that she has always had it in her to stop herself before it turned into something much worse. Example being all of the unique and one-of-a-kind dresses for her friends and her lines in her Canterlot store. It has never really been about imitating fully some style for her and that's why I think they phoned this one in too easily.
>>27696204
I get that somewhat, but you have to remember that a person with as much creativity as her has the ability to take a common thing that's loved by all and give it a unique twist. She did none of that in this episode.
>>27696251
I guess you can't read that I was talking about her creativity and ability to put unique twists on things to create an interest in them. She lost any creativity she had in this episode and have her default to cookie-cutter stuff which is exactly what she's been against since the start of the show.
The real question is how Rarity got all those ponies to visit the restaurant at the end.
>>27696262
NOI
O
I
>>27696257
how dare she
>>27696265
>I get that somewhat, but you have to remember that a person with as much creativity as her has the ability to take a common thing that's loved by all and give it a unique twist. She did none of that in this episode.
Too much risk, and they only had so much time. A safe bet was to attract more clients using a proven formula, THEN start being creative.
>>27696270
I guess most people were sick of the bland food and they were willing to try anything.
>>27696270
As if that's even a question
>>27696264
What do you mean spoiled? By the amount of content pushed out by the fandom or by the show?
>>27696265
Did you miss the part where the ugly critic hates any kind of deviation from the norm?
>>27696270
Doesn't she has contacts in Canterlot? A bunch of friends of her (and her friends' friends) would have sufficed.
>>27696272
what the fuck is with this noi shitposting anyway
can someone enlighten me
>>27696292
>shitposting
xd
>>27696264
Cause there are too much literally medically autistic people in it.
>>>/k/30326731
Suspected happening
Hold on to your waifu, guys, because I sure am
>>27696270
by using her god given talents to attract their attention
Is Tirek the worst villain we've had so far? Even Sombra was more memorable than him
>>27696265
>I guess you can't read that I was talking about her creativity and ability to put unique twists on things to create an interest in them
MAYBE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW SHIT WORKS IN CANTERLOT AND KNOWS NOBODY WILL EAT THE FOOD UNLESS IT HAS 3 HOOVES STAMP OF APPROVAL, WHICH IS LITERALLY FUCKING SHOWN IN THE EPISODE.
GOD DAMN YOU RARAFAGS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.
>>27696298
RELIGION OF PEACE
>>27696298
>>>/k/30341975
>>27696270
She was a known pony in Canterlot, both by shop owners and those interested in fashion. She actually put her store on the line somewhat by endorsing the restaurant saying that 'It was good for Rarity's Boutique' which meant that had it ended up not working for them, it would have given a bad name to her store for endorsing something sub-par.
>>27696289
No, I didn't. But Rarity has always managed to impress those types with unique and interesting takes on what we are supposed to assume is the norm in fashion. Fish out of water aside, she showed absolutely 0 of that in this episode.
>>27696265
It wasn't a creativity issue, the problem stemmed from her knowing Voldemort Pone only liked food a certain way, and thinking the only way for their business to thrive was to get her approval
>>27696298
is the CIA going to blow up mexico?
>>27696298
I don't get it
>>27696287
Content produced by extended fandom, ie. tumblr faggot artists that don't even watch the show and are there just for quick buck and fame, jumping ships nonstop. You get all the fucking best art 24/7 and then shit on other, more dedicated fandoms that their drawings are shit and that they're "drawing like autistic".
>>27696337
Examples?
>>27696337
what
>>27696324
>anon spots jet with no callsign or numbers in the sky when out with friends
>goes "that's weird"
>goes on flightradar
>finds plane he saw, but with literally no information on it
>touches and goes all day and in circles
>looks like government spook
>new thread for happening >>27696312
>suddenly weird shit going on radio station
>skyking warning is being said, but skyking is a farce
>trying to figure out what's happening
>>27696292
dyewts
>>27696353
So you're saying this plane is delivering the ponies...
>>27696353
So it's basically nothing
Got it
>>27696272
>>27696363
Ponies confirmed for real and attacking America
>>27696363
yes
delivering nuclear ponies
>>27696364
you're nothing
>>27695383
>It's never too late to give up on your dreams
What did he mean by this?
>>27696262
>>27696359
MEME
E
M
E
FILLY
I
L
L
Y
>>27696371
But only one pony is real.
>>27694764
>>27696206
It didn't stop Pinkie and Saffron from passing out flyers with 3 hooves. (Check the video)
BBB is investigating the flyers they were handing out, now.
>>27696379
Rude.
>>27696363
They're little ponies
why do we allow noi shitposting again?
>>27696393
Yeah, but they're mine.
>>27696393
For you.
We already know all the fillies in the show.
But how many Official comics or OCs Fillies exist?
>just paid for my marker pone plushie
It's happening
>>27696426
Stop.
Maybe I could take your requests tonight?
Nobby and Goat will ge gone all night. They'll never know...
>>27696379
N O I
O
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F I L L Y
I
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L
Y
>>27696440
Unsupervised filly playing on a dangerous escalator.
>>27696440
octavia doing her best not to be british
>>27696429
there a lot of fillies in the comics
>>27696440
rainbow dash skiing in the clouds
>>27696440
Anon telling noi to stop her memes
>>27696440
I guess I'll second >>27696451
>>27696440
Shining Armor doing the Cheerio challenge on Flurry Heart
>>27696440
LOIRA
>>27696440
Rarara and Twilight as ghosts being spooky
>>27696434
You better take pics of that
>>27696434
how long till you get it?
>>27696434
Does it come with a butt-cape to hide it?
>>27696494
I'll take shitloads once I get it
>>27696495
I'd guess I'll have it in one or two weeks, the person I commissioned it from usually works pretty quickly
>>27696498
I hope so
> Press [boop] to pay your respects.
Why do we allow boopposting?
>>27696499
>I'd guess I'll have it in one or two weeks
Neat! looking forward to the pics
>>27696440
nobby and goat finding out
>>27696499
How many holes will it have?
>>27696541
Zero
>>27696440
>no 'dude what'
IT'S NOT THE SAME
>>27696537
+1
>>27696607
>thumbnail bork
>>27696596
TUFT
>>27696596
Why is this pretty pony so grumpy?
>>27696596
Braidhorse a qt.
>>27696627
Not enough snuggles.
>>27696607
please stop sneaking into filly's house to take pictures of her sleeping
>>27696607
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Somewhere someone have a filly thumbnail.
>>27696616
>>27696652
what are you talking about
>>27696654
Nice photoshop anon. But you didn't notice that a thumbnail should have a visible jpeg compression.
>>27696649
>not taking photos of fillies while they're sleeping
>>27696680
I'm sorry
>>27696674
same problem here
>>27696684
>>27696596
>Crab Apple on a dakimakura
>>27696674
>>27696689
I can't even remember the last time that happened
>>27696684
>rediv still hasn't died
>and is getting married
Good for her.
>>27696596
Need more lewd Crab Apple
Who the hell is Crab Apple.
>>27696759
your mom
>>27696736
Who's the lucky pony?
>>27696759
See the following:
>>27696596
>>27696646
>>27696748
+200 GMP
Welp, I had a dream last night that I was the little pone and I was being cuddled by a human.
It was nice. Strange, but nice.
Feelthe fillies.
>>27696799
I'm not sure if Nobby is a penis or about to go allahu akbar.
I give it 10/10
>>27696775
>edge filly
>>27696796
Filly thinks you're like, really super extra gay.
MLP General
You...fuckers. No, I'm sorry, but I've no intentions of holding back. I'm going all out here, I won't hold back in telling you, Fluffybooru, the reason you suck.
I won't post so much as a single image from YOUR God forsaken website! No! Not one image, not one story, NOTHING! You people are sick!
You bunch of sadistic fucks! Do you have any idea what you're doing!? Alright, let me explain it to you.
Let's ignore the fact that the fluffy ponies are a fan made derivative from the My Little Pony franchise, a franchise aimed at little girls. You guys make comics and stories starring fluffy ponies, ponies that are the size of a house cat and covered in fluff. Until now, that's cute, adorable even. But you don't stop there, oh hell no. Your comics? Your stories? They are not violent, no. They are SADISTIC!
I have seen what you've made. I have seen hundreds of pictures that you have made. I have seen you draw little, fluffy ponies get eviscerated, beheaded, burnt, run over, stomped on, the list goes on. I have seen you write your snuff fiction, I have read with these eyes of mine what it is you imagine happens to these ponies. And I wish I could say, I wanted to vomit, but that's not even close to how I felt.
You make the fluffies sapient, with the cognitive skills of a toddler. That makes EVERYTHING you do to them so much worse! You are making fiction where a race of sapient, childlike ponies suffer the most horrifying acts man can unleash upon their fellow creatures! And for what reason? Huh? Why do you do that?
I have heard your excuses. "fluffy ponies are an allegorical representation of mankind's greed & hubris in dealing with nature. Sure they never asked to be created, but since they were created they need to be destroyed. I give exactly as many fucks about a fluffy pony's feelings as I do for a virus on my computer...zero. ." That is a direct quote, copy pasted, from Fluffybooru user Ginger_Fig. And really, that just sums up your attitude, doesn't it?
>>27696859
new pasta?
>"..You goddamn-"
>"Let me tell you something. If this was your face."
>"IF THIS WAS YOUR GODDAMN FACE!"
>CANS.WAV
>>27696859
You know what? That excuse doesn't fly. Life is life, no matter its origin. Didn't you watch Mewtwo Strikes Back? "The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." Mewtwo, another man made creature, spoke those words. I am also reminded of the novel Frankenstein. I assume you've read it? No? Well Google it.
Don't you tell me that you made the fluffy's as an "allegory", no. You give them sentience, you give them emotions. Fluffies are fully capable of thinking, of feeling, and you make them suffer. And the way you make them suffer goes beyond any kind of "allegory". You burn them, you mutilate them, you forcefully abort their babies, you drown them, you feed them broken glass. And yet they are the allegory for 'greed'.
You know what? I would have bought the excuse that the fluffies were an allegory for mankind's disregard for nature, if not for the obvious GLEE that you people express every time these fluffies suffer! Oh my God, what the hell, people? Is that really what makes you happy? Seeing fluffy ponies suffer and die, in the most inhumane ways possible? Are you in ecstasy every time a baby fluffy falls down into a sewer? Are you euphoric every time a fluffy pony gets run over by a car?
That's the REAL reason you make these works. This is how you get your jollies. Your hearts leap with joy at the sight of a fluffy's corpse. You smile as you watch a fluffy foal starve to death. Your eyes twinkle at the prospect of a fluffy mother crying over its stillborn. You are all sadistic monsters.
"But that's just a few artists!" I hear you yell with indignant anger. "You can't judge the whole based on the works of a few!" Yes I can. I can because the fact that these works are permitted to be displayed on your site, that they can be searched for, is proof enough that you CONDONE the works!
>>27696862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4CofbOiKj0
>>27696860
It's a butthurt /k/omrade from that happening thread
>>27696799
33/10
>>27696859
>>27696865
You know what? I get it. You make art to show the world something, to give them a message. The message you intended was that mankind's greed must be kept in check, and that the children of man's hubris has no place in this world. But that's not the message you sent, because it got drowned out by something you've exposed to the world. You have exposed the darkness that lays inside of you, your sadism. You have shown the world just how truly despicable you lot are, and we are sickened by you.
"Come on, the world's a dark and cruel place. This happens to real animals, dude, so grow the fuck up." I hear you say in that arrogant voice of yours. Yes, this happens to real animals. Dogs, cats, ferrets, foxes, pigeons, just to name a few of the many species that we destroy. I know about it, I read about it all the time in the news. And what, you expect me to excuse you? To believe that you are making this art as a statement against animal cruelty? Because let me tell you something. Animals are tortured by people exactly like you. People who, like Ginger_Fig, give zero fucks about the animals they torture.
You want an allegory for mankind's hubris and disregard to nature? Look in the mirror. YOU are the same people you supposedly condemn with your works. You are the destroyers, the sick, the twisted, the downright evil. Yes, I know you are making works of fiction, but that changes nothing. You can't make something this sick and twisted without possessing those qualities on the inside.
These works of yours, this torture porn that you make, starring innocent creatures, this is more than just a catharsis factor for you lot, it's mental masturbation. You don't make them to make a statement, you make them because you love it. And that's the Reason you Suck.
>>27696859
>>27696865
>>27696883
Pony is still unclear on the concept.
>>27696748
https://derpibooru.org/1176170
>>27696924
Perfect.It's a shame there isn't more.
>>27696942
I love how you expect her face to be all scrunched up because she's trying to be sneaky and then she just looks super annoyed
LEWD
MARES
>>27696942
This song was fantastic
>>27697007
Yeah, it's one of my favorites
Starlight's singing voice is amazing
>>27696995
LEWD
FOALS
Pony might just be using you for petting.
>>27697022
I'm okay with pony petting me
pony might be very large but he is also very gentle
Fillies can eat almost everything.
Realtor pony says that even though you cancelled the paperwork, the deposit is nonrefundable. So no, you won't be getting those hundred bits back. Ever.
>>27697044
I'm going to tell Luna
>>27697052
Realtor pony says fuck Luna.
>>27697056
Alright, but after that I will tell her!
>>27697044
I'm going to file a complaint with the National Association of Realtor Ponies
someone requested daapi getting her hoof tickled
idk
>>27697076
is this a fetish picture
>>27697076
Is this sexual?
>>27697076
I like it
>>27697076
>tell Fluttershy there's a frog on the bottom of her hoof
>she panics thinking she stepped on a critter
>gauntlet of fire was two months ago
jEUSuch FUCKIGN GCHNRIST
>>27697079
What a cute stallion
>>27697076
>>27697095
She has so much lewd now. It's great
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=princess+ember%2C+explicit
>>27697080
>>27697082
>>27697100
NO
Anyone else get a boner from how baddass all of the horses were in GoT yesterday.
>>27697129
>watching GoT
>>27697134
>he doesn't watch feminisn power trip show
uh, misogynist much?
>>27697109
The majority of that is garbage.
>>27697134
This still gives me a giggle.
>>27697144
The majority of everything is garbage. The more of a thing that exists, the more not-garbage of it there is too.
>>27697142
>he says, in a thread about a show where everything is solved by female characters
>>27697157
I don't remember Princess Celestia being in New Vegas
>>27697134
This episode had the coolest horse related fights i have ever seen. i cant remember any movie that had so much horse related violence in it.
game of thrones looks like shit
>>27697186
that's because it is
A filly has no name.
>>27696773
the guy I keep reblogging from
>>27697153
>My name is quite long and quite impossible for showfags to pronounce
I wish we had such great meta pictures
I only watch GoT for the horse genitalia.
>>27697205
You could just watch Silicon Valley instread, they have horse sex
>>27697186
most of it is shit but there are like 3 episodes that are extremely cool.
the red wedding
that icegiant war
and this last fight.
i really wouldnt recommend the series to anyone though
>>27697195
I'm going to call her Filly
>>27697052
>>27697064
Realtor pony says that you signed the paperwork. By law, she is in the right. You shouldn't have cancelled if you really needed the money.
>>27696298
Twilight's princess crown will be snap in half in the finale.
>>27697134
>The shittiness of /GoT/ is legendary
>/got/!
Never stops being funny
>>27696440
>>27696799
sme of you are alright
Dont go ti MLPG Tomorrow
How you dorks doing this afternoon?
>>27697316
Nice
About to take a bath to relax
How's summer starting for you
Super Boops and Butts
What happens when you split a boop?
>>27697325
It's too hot.
>>27697350
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
>>27697354
Hang in there!
this is a stickup
hand over your fillies
this is a dickup
hand over your ponuts
>>27697404
Fuck you, get your own.
>>27697448
That's cute
>>27697420
>>27697448
I want to put the fillies and me in that shirt
>>27697498
But you're going to smell of filly for the rest of the day.
>>27697509
is that a bad thing?
>>27697488
That ponut looks kinda dirty.
>>27697517
It depends.
look, as long as THAT guy gets to post about his bizarre balls fetish can I at least fantasize about mindbreaking the princesses or something.
>>27697576
I'd rather you both fucked off
are you going to her graduation party?
>>27697594
No.
>>27697576
The princessen are not for breaking of any kind.
>>27697631
>>27697680
I want to grab and repeatedly tweak her ears while saying "sad pony...HAPPY PONY!" over and over.
>>27697693
I'm sure she'd just love that
Filly says that the most effective way to live life is to sacrifice other pony's lives to get what you want.
>>27697754
I want to touch that sweaty butt
>>27697761
It's spelled "Sweetie" Anon.
>>27697765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01GmNb9Ib3k
/)
>>27697772
Every time I see that all I see is Sweatie Balls
>>27697848
Of course you do anonymous
>>27697781
>>27697781
Celestia please, show some mercy
>>27697908
>stallion wearing eyeshadow
What a slut
Alright, I'm gonna go to beb so you can all start being ded now and have fun while I'm away.
>>27698065
>start
*stop
>>27698065
beb sounds better than fun. I'll join you
>>27698043
How rude
>>27698065
have a good beb
>>27698080
>stallion with eyelashes and eyeshadow
Turboslut
>>27698088
turbo sissy
>>27698088
do not bully the stallions
>>27698115
I'm not bullying them, I'm complimenting them
REQUESTS WHERE
>>27698128
Spa stallion getting bullied
>>27698128
Pls dorks pls.
>>27698128
A bag of ponuts.
>>27698128
SPIKE'S COMBAT BLITZ
>>27698128
Celestia's sun day!
>>27698065
But tonight is a strawberry moon!
>>27698184
Who are you quoting?
Spike plays the "raised by a single mother" card to gain sympathy.
Nothing too big, but the movie has it's supposedly final logo for when it comes out October 6th next year.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/my-little-pony-movie-debuts-904581
>>27698337
Looks cool
>>27698337
look generic as fuck
>>27698337
So movie title will be just MLP the movie?
>>27698337
I hate it
The movie's gonna be crap isn't it
>>27698355
yup, just that. Hasbro will don't take any risk, the movie will feels like a normal 2 part episode of the show
What's the worst pony-related thing you've ever seen?
>>27698368
the MLP movie of 2017, i come from the future
>>27698368
/mlp/
>>27698380
This episode was good
Fuck y'all niggers
>>27698358
>>27698376
what's going on here?
>>27698481
look everyone it's flutter butter
>>27698481
I want to gingerly run my finger up her vaginal entrance.
>>27698508
What a cute pony.
She has the plumpest buttand the tightest vag.
>Switching channels
>Land on Big Bang Theory
>LITERALLY ON THE BAZOOPER EPISODE
time to end it all
>>27698562
how could you know that
>>27698337
isn't that the EqG logo design?
Do you think that Dash has ever pretended that Fluttershy is Gilda when they're fucking?
This is no place for a filly.
>>27698145
HERE'S A FGUCKING BAD OF PONUTS FOR YOU, FAGGOT
I SURE HOPE YOU GOT YOUR RUNNING SHOES ON
>>27698628
fluttershy doesn't make a good gilda, they would have to have talked about it and be into role play
also that's incredibly lewd
>>27698646
WOOP WOOP
>>27698646
STOP THIEF
What a horrible night to be a filly.
>>27698646
I GUESS WE'RE GOING LOUD
>>27698646
>>27698684
"Why am I Mrs Pink?"
"Because you're a dyke, alright?"
>>27698710
YOU CAN'T STOP ME COPPER
JUST TRY
What is it about ponies that makes them such sluts?
>>27698739
Every now and again when Twilight gets an urge, she takes her spare "copy" of Pinkie and makes a few more spares to take her pent up anger out on.
Stallionbro is acting strange again
>>27698783
Please do not encourage the bird horses.
>>27698817
Why not? It's funny.
>>27698836
Pone neck 2 long.
>>27698768
filly put some panties on or something for filly's sake
You guys seen that new logo for the movie yet?
I think it looks pretty nice imo.
Pony is insatiable.
>>27698860
marshmallowy
http://nsfwcartoonhorses.tumblr.com/image/146230680071
JUST
>>27698860
My little Ponut
My little Ponut
ah ah ah ah...
>>27698853
>>27698508
I want to gingerly pinch her clit between my fingers and roll it back and forth.
>>27698924
I want to as told by Ginger.
>>27698928
>not twisting her clit
>>27698928
You're too young Sweetie, I'll explain it to you when you're older.
>>27698938
>>27698944
I hope she never grown up
>>27698959
She won't, I slip some of that Webster drug into her filly treats.
>>27698881
>>27698870
no regerts
>>27698968
so she could be like 50 years old?
>>27698933
Well, you have an amazing voice, beautiful mane, beautiful color scheme, you're best pony, and also a marshmallow, you have the best songs and singing voice, and your sister is best cmc.
>>27698959
Too late. She's already gotten too old to have voice cracks.
>>27698990
voice cracks are the cutest
>>27698984
>>27698981
IS THIS THE TASTY TREAT
>>27699000
No, this is Pinkie.
I can't believe I ate the whole filly.
>>27699056
Did she taste likechicken?
>>27699081
All fillies taste like marshmallow.
>>27698871
>http://nsfwcartoonhorses.tumblr.com/image/146230680071
And this comic has jumped the shark.
>>27699109
What do grown mares taste like?
>>27699119
Well, you know the old saying: "You are what you eat."And she just downed about a quarter-bottle of magic human spooge.
>>27698871
I stop reading thar comic months ago.
What's going on now?
>>27699149
Also marshmallow.
And hair gel.
>>27699161
The cripple pony drank the magic rainbow jizz and now she's a satyr.
Because magic.
>>27699193
Yup.
Yup that's what I thought that was.
Stand back!
I'm shifting this filly into MAXIMUM OVERBOOP.
>>27699226
That episode made AJ look dumb. What a bad episode.
Filly is a good person.
>>27699250
AJ is silliest pony. What did you expect?Still love her
>>27699244
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>27699250
It's in her contract to be a silly pony at least once a season.
She thought it was best to get it out of the way.
What good is a request if you're unable to... draw?
>>27699269
PLEASE
I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF TRAVIS
>>27699269
LITTLE STRONGHEART
MAKING OUT
WITH BRAEBURN
>>27699250
Are you the Applefag equivalent to that guy a couple threads ago bitching about how Spice Up Uour Life ruined Rarity's character?
why do pegasi mares make the cutest couples?
>>27699269
Fluttershy baking
>>27699269
draw yourself as a filly
>>27699269
CUTECOLTS
>>27699290
Trick question - they don't.
>>27699262
bleh!
BLEH!
>>27699290
because birds were meant to sing together
Filly wants this spray
>>27699384
>swedish
can't say that was unexpected
>>27699334
they're gonna be up all night chirping if you know what I mean
>>27699193
What a shame.
>>27699290
Funny joke, see
>>27699320
>>27699384
I don't want chocolate fillies.
Who is the best meme filly?
NOI or Nyx?
>>27699455
how much did you pay for that picture?
>>27699460
Nothing, I pirate that filly picture in the internet. But don't tell anyone about that, we don't need problems with the filly police
>>27699482
can i have a cookie
>>27699558
I hope Babs shows up this season. I like that filly a lot.
this is the end
HOWEVER
>>27699581
>>27699581
>>27699581
The sun also rises!