MLP General

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>filly

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>colt

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happy father's day

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604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm

611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

>>27687358
you stole my marker you nigger

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About that boop I owed ya...

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>>27687364

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>>27687364
>you stole my marker you nigger

>>27687364
>you stole my marker you nigger
You expect less from a nigger?

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>>27687378
smug ponies are the worst

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>>27687358

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>>27687378
Pointyheads are so smug. No wonder they suck.

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>>27687398
>he says as he posts Rainbow Dash

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>>27687323

All according to plan.

>>27687393
I personally like them

>>27687413
>Making Christmas! Making Christmas!

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>>27687445
I love that movie so much. I'm glad it's 2 different kinds of holiday film so I can watch it as many times as I want during the last quarter and still have it be thematically appropriate.

>>27687445
Please don't make him make these dolls creepier.

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>>27687378
>you stole my marker you nigger
deal with it

>>27687413
oh dear
what have we done

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Make love to pone nostrils.

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Cuddle the colts

>>27687465
That seems difficult.
>>27687479
That seems less so.

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>>27687517

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>>27687464
Terrible things.

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>Today is National Eat an Oreo Day

>>27687518
Why isn't she simply looking through the hole?

>>27687540
Too fat

>>27687538
no more oreos
only hydrox now

>>27687553
Hail hydrox.

>>27687538
churro oreos >>>>>>>> regular oreos

>>27687530
Sure, I lived long enough anyway.

>>27687553
>hydrox
sounds like a cleaning agent

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>>27687538

>>27687620
That episode was surprisingly dark for MLP. Imagine if it hadn't been for the colorful cartoon ponies to make it look more harmless.

>>27687637
Glimmer has such great backstory

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Dash going native.

>>27687653
I was surprised in a good way that there were a good amount of Anons that didn't hate that comic. I thought it would be dead to everyone just from the artist working on it.

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>>27687669
Just started reading it, it's entertaining so far.
Also Fleecs is not that hated, is he? Certainly no fan favorite, but also no Fosgitt

>>27687669
Turns out people dislike things when they're bad, and like them when they're good

>>27687669
Fleecs is hated? The art in this one was good.

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>>27687692
Out of his comics the only two I remember getting a good reception so far were the Blueblood and Shining and Discord and CMC Friends Forevers. Otherwise I remember hearing complaints about the art each time. Maybe he's gotten good enough for that to be less of an issue now.

>>27687679
I had it in my head that some would hate regardless, but it's nice to see that's not true. Only time will tell if this arc keeps any kind of quality up, but for now maybe things will turn out okay for one of these adventure arcs.

>>27687694
Fleecs is kind of meh. He's not bad but also not all that good.
I just think that people are far more inclined to trash his art when the writing is also rather lackluster.

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Oh Rarity

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I really liked that one

>>27687721
The thought of Applejack building a wall around her trees was pretty funny if you ignore the political reference.

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>>27687694
>night of the living apples
oh, now I remember. It's the guy who can't (couldn't) draw faces for shit. Seems he got better judging from the latest issue.

>>27687721
AJ confirmed for reactionary scum

>>27687669
What I always find surprising when reading through the comic thread is that the initial responses are much more negative than those that keep coming in over time.
Seems like the people who generally don't enjoy the comics are always the first to read them.

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>>27687732
He's certainly gotten better as he's gone along, I'll give him that.

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Why aren't you people ponyposting? Did you all die?

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>>27687902
Yes

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>>27687902
Everyone died from lack of foals.

>>27687909
That's because they're not real.

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I thought the new Zelda game's art style and game play would be great for an Equestria mmo game.

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>>27687927
Then how am i still alive?

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>>27687936
you're not

>>27687933
It does look very pretty and idillic

>>27687933
Honestly, ponies' colour palette is hardly fitting for any kind for any kind for detailed game.

The best way to go about it would be like South Park: Stick of Truth and create something that matches the show's art-style perfectly.
Kinda akin to what MLP:Online tried to do.

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>>27687941
Oh no

>>27687933
All you really need for the Ponyville style is a lot of untouched nature with some small villages here and there

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>>27688064
>getting her slobber all over the plates Celestia is supposed to use later that day

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>>27688070
it's the earth pony way

>>27688086
>Twilight will never steal your plates

>>27688064
Where can I find these Twilight Sparkle Brand© plates?

>>27688086
she constantly uses her magic for everything else though

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>>27688202
When earth pony traditions are involved magic goes aside, she already learned that

>>27688219
She only fucked that one up because she wasn't allowed to use her magic openly.

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>>27688239

What the hell is wrong with football fans?

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>>27688271
Have they finally set the stadium on fire?

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>>27688271
>poverty ball

>>27688271
What did they do this time?

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Chinese are weird

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>>27688284
>by sean m.

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What if pone likes being creampied?

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>>27688271
Just like everything, sports fans can take their hobby too seriously sometimes.

Filly ni hao'd.

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Who is the cutest mare of them all?

>>27688352
They're equally cute

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>>27688352

If you consider both looks and behavior, probably this one

>>27688284
how does one spot the difference between chinese and japanese?

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>>27688372
Chinese looks more blocky and convoluted than Japanese

>>27688381
Except, you know, when they both use Kanji.
Then you're screwed.

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>>27688352

>>27688352
rainbow dash according to google trends

>>27688393
>>27688381
>>27688372
The big 3 are Chinese is all big blocky characters like 中国文字, Japanese is a mix of big blocky ones and then simple ones like 漢字 かなカナ, Korean has a bunch of circles and straight lines 한국어 문자.

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>>27688393
Kanji is still usually less convoluted than traditional chinese characters

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Good morning, dorks.

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>>27688422
BAD MORNING

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>"IF YALL LIKE THAT CAT EATING GOOK LANGUAGE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YALL GO LIVE THERE?"

>>27688428
If you like apples so much why don't you marry them

>>27688428
But I don't like Chinese.
And apart from the fact that they wouldn't let me in, the Japanese work ethic is completely insane so I wouldn't want to live there either.

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>>27688431

because that is incest anonymous

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>>27688441
Are you saying the Apple horses are genetically related to apples?

How does the apple fillies taste like?

>>27688453
bags of sand

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>>27688453
appuls

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>>27688450

No, that apple horses are genetically related to apply horses

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>>27688472
All of them? That's kinda boring.

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>>27688481
Well, varying types of apples, of course.
But always just the perfect ripeness.

>>27688477
I want to scare fillies.

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>>27688484

oh noooo

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>>27688484
Don't dew that.

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>>27688484

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>>27688453

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>>27688271
If they weren't stupid meatheads they wouldn't be watching cryptogay activities such as sports.

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>>27688513
>cryptogay
Nothing crypto about it

Grind the fillies.

>>27688526
they give like no xp

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womb meltdown

>>27688586
I don't get it

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>>27688284
Imagine all the little Chinese children out there, who've made the merchandise for this show.

>>27688670
I have two of the Chinese pone plushies, they were probably drenched in child tears at some point

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>>27688698

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>>27688534

But they give a "free hug" card as rare drop

>>27688803
unf~

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>>27688786

who doesn't

FILLY LICKERS BEWARE: The latest way to get high is filly licking. When agitated, it secretes a hallucinogenic chemical through its skin.

>>27688720
What kind of reaction is that?

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>>27688839
A lovely one

>>27688811
i know right
i can almost hear through my screen her joints cracking

>>27688869
MULTIHOOF DRIFTING

Not even death can stop the pony.
Or hunger, even.
In the end, she will triumph.

>>27688847
I wabnt Priness Celestia to momdom me.

>>27688803
I want to brutally rape the princesses, consensually.

Oh no, fat-bottomed mare has nowhere to sit! Whatever shall she do?

>>27688960
Stand?

>>27688960
Stand.

>>27688960
Sit on a big fat horse cock.

>>27688968
>>27688969
[STAND]!?

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>>27688977
「Fat-bottomed Mares」

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>>27688916
tonight i had a dream that i was a minihuman that lives in a can and that then i got drowned by celestia in her marecum

Is it time?

>>27689066
No

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>>27689066

http://pastebin.com/zM3GGQxM

>>27689142
I will undress that filly.

>>27689066
NOW

http://smaert.com/art.webm

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>>27689150
Hot until he licked his own cum.

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>>27689150
>The foals were no longer sentenced to die and rot within the confines of their machine, unloved and suffering. They would instead suffer in the dark, battered and afraid, with their frightened and confused fellows piled atop and below them. They would drive, jostled yet more by bumps in the road and uncaring drivers, back to the plant where they had been born, and they would be dumped onto conveyors to be apprehended by automatic machines that would open their cans and dump the ponies into a chute, just as cold and unresponsive to the cries of the foals as Paul Louis and Austin Barnes had been. The cans would be washed, their pads and nipples replaced and formula replenished to serve again. And the foals would be shunted down urine stained slides, screaming for help and food and love that would never come, into the growling mouth of grinding teeth and slicing blades, and would die in the confines of this machine, unloved and suffering, crushed and shredded and liquefied into nutritional additives in food that would be fed, quite by force, to the very mares that had birthed them.
what the fuck man

>>27687358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1EP3FWa-s

>>27689184
Thanks doc

>>27689281
Would you take her on a date to donut joes?

>>27689319
I'd take her to Ponut Palace.

>>27689319
How many dates does Pony Joe see in a day?

Phony pony.
Philly filly.

>>27689319
If she wanted to.
Otherwise I'd probably take her to the park and have a picnic

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>>27689376
>Philly filly.

>>27689382
But what if she wants to go flying?

>>27689413
Then I'll have to ask that one pony for her balloon I guess.

>>27689368
Its mostly just teenagers, insomniacs, and dates that go there. I imagine Joe is used to seeing a lot of dates there.

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>>27687538

>>27689548
Geez, I'll just drive over to the super market and get new ones before she trashes the whole apartment

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Did you remember to wish your dad a happy fathers day?

>>27689608
No. But I also don't think that father's day even is today in my country.

>>27689608
No

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>>27689608
Yeah.
I'm a shitty son otherwise, though.

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>>27689281

cute pone

>>27689608
My parents are dead.

>>27689608

No since it's on 13th Nov here this year.

>>27689647
Which is your favorite pony, batman?

>>27689678
It was the orange background one but she hates bats, so it's now Luna.

Do the fillies have no shame?!

>>27689729
You have to pay extra for the filly shame package.

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>>27689706
Good choice

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>>27689729
No. Why would they?

How do I convince the pegasi to let me into the mile high club?

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>no magic
>no flight
>very small and fragile
Earth pony fillies are useless.

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>>27689775
Wrong

>>27689775
>fragile
I doubt it.

Fucking fillies, man

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>>27689775
Oh really

>>27689790
You're going to jail.

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>>27689790
At least 3 times every day

Filly want to be edgy

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>>27689786
>>27689822
Regular earth pony fillies are very fragile. Not as fragile as pegasi and unicorns, but still.

Fillies need lots of cuddling and reassurance.

>>27689870
They have cartoon physics. They are indestructible.

>>27689912
my dick is indestructible

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>>27689980
They'll put it to the test

>>27689978
>"I'm here to put out a fire~..."
>Fucking jackass co-workers keep sending pony stripper-grams

>>27689990
im gonna put it to the test in her womb

Destroy the fillies.

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Has anyone else thought that the new Total War Warhammer game is pretty ripe for modding an MLP faction?

>magic
>flying monsters/cavalry (pegasus included)
>deployable heroes

>>27690024
Do they have mod support?

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>>27690024

there are a few games around that would be great fun with the addition of tiny magical equines, but the skill and interest required to pull something like that off and look halfway decent just isn't out there

>>27690078
how do you train your neck muscles to be able to do that?

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hey guys i dont know much about ponys but i need to ask a question
who are the Drinking Boys of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

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>>27690086
You don't
Earth pony supremacy

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>>27690039
Yeah, although what depth it goes to I have know idea.

>>27690040
A few years ago I think there was some halfhearted attempt at making a mod for one of the older TW games but of course it fizzled out.

I just want to blast units about with an OP Celestia while charging in pegasi from above tbqh.

Nobody knows you're a colt on the internet.
Nobody.

>>27690148
How did he find out?

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>>27690148
Fucker must be psychic.

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Gildaacutie

>>27690205
Ugh, Gilda.

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foals?

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>"DEVILS, COME OWWWT!!"
>"OOH HALLELUJAH, LEAVE THIS BREAD, DEMON!!"

Fillies are known to sleep for 10 hours straight on some occasions, and a few more hours gay on others.

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>>27690217
Dash.

>>27690199
>RararaROYAL SLUT

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>>27690250
>and a few more hours gay on others.

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>>27690250
wut

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>>27690255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZUMAieLPe4

These lyrics describe what happens if you fuck a horse anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGJzQgsNhU

>>27688293
Is the cardboard toilet paper roll implying he isn't the father?

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>>27690291

>>27690322
Pretty sure it's one of those "baby-proofing sharp objects" thing.

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I had nothing better to do.

>>27690291
I remember this joke being made somewhere
was it an Anthology or where was it?

>>27690378
Gaaaaaaay

>>27690358
She knows what she likes.
https://derpibooru.org/1171185

Applejack is entirely too silly.

I want to boop a pony nonsexually.

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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG

>>27690566
Good night European business pony.

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How would you explain this screencap to someone who isn't into ponies?

>>27690594
Pinkie I told you I can't eat anything spicy.

>>27690581
It's just medical.

The fillies' gate is down.

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>>27690581
>"Uhh, I dunno, bro, looks like some of that weirdo japanime shit, mirite?"
>"Like, are they cats or something? Heh, I wouldn't know."

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>>27690603

>>27690684
>you will never her fat sister

A filly knows where to bite first to maximize pain in a fight or fright situation.

>>27690684
Shouldn't she be able to regenerate that normally? How do you treat a sick Coke pony?

>>27690703
Oddly enough, a lot of vitamin D.

I have several fillies in my employ ready to move on my word.

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>>27689608
>you'll never have her nuzzle you like that

This world blows.

>>27690831
>you now realize her father banged a Saddle Arabian horse

Filly got knocked up.

>>27690841
I already told her about not trying to play with dogs bigger than her.

>>27690831
Just woo her heart

>>27690838
lucky guy

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>>27690838
Her dad is lucky in many ways.

>>27690880
But how can an anon of simple means such as I possibly hope to measure up?

>>27690838
Did she die in childbirth or something? It seems like Saffron's dad has had to raise her by himself.

>>27690971
Why would something like this happen

>>27690972
Mares in equestria are as likely to walk out on a kid as human men are.

>>27690971
FIL E. COYOTE

SUPER GENIUS

>>27690971
>she will never walk again

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>>27691074

>>27691103
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

>>27690984
Granny hates fillies so she's trying to get rid of them.

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preview time

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>>27691157

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>>27691164

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this is the thread that never ends

>>27691199
why are there so many daisies

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>>27691199

Butts

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>>27691230
I want to fuck this pony in the butt.

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>>27691230

are special things

REMOVE BUTTS

>>27691256
You cant just remove their butts. They need those.

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i want to go into painting with ponies

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I'm still appalled at how little porn there is of Spike being dominated and/or raped by Garble and the other teen dragons.

>>27691284
Give that bitch some titanium hhhwhite.

Pony can't stop listening to vaporwave.

>>27691330
vaporwave is vaporware

>>27691355
I want to put that filly in a chokehold.

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>>27691355
Watch out, if she keeps dressing like one of those nip fillies, I'll treat her like one.

>>27691395
...you'll crack an egg over a bowl of hot rice for her breakfast?

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>that new pencils comic
Oh no, now my cute waifu isn't a dizzy klutz anymore

>>27691459
She might still be a klutz, but now it won't be for medical reasons.

>>27691459
what if I called her yellowquiet

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>>27691523
>waifuing Flutterpee
Don't even joke about that

>>27691548
Who else would one waifu? Surely not Crapplejack.

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>>27690390

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>>27691548
Well why not? She's prime waifu material.

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Hey dorks what's dorkenin'?

>>27691607
quiet hiatus
quietus

how you doing, hanging loose?

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>>27691587
She's a disgusting asocial freak who wants to fuck all sorts of animals.

>>27691631
Why are you projecting anon?

This is why I don't get an waifu

>>27691614
I'm gonna be lazy for the last few hours of weekend that are left.

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>>27691649
sounds good

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>>27691640
It's not projecting if it's stating the obvious.

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>>27691667
but fluttershy already has a stallion.

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>>27691680
Big Mac has eyes for another pony.

In fact I bet the reason Flutters fucks animals is because she knows they can't dump her like a stallion can.

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oops it's a horse