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Satyr Abomination Thread #172: Sword and Sorcery Edition

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Previous thread >>27584241

>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want. But it wont always be met positively.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Sometimes Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Sometimes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5 (embed) (embed)
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed) (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed) (embed)
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
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Long hair best hair.
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>>27641264
I like to think she grows it out when she gets older.
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>>27641264

Short hair Dawn > Long hair Dawn
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>>27641246
I wonder if nobby is ever gonna colour that pic? It looks so damn cool.
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>>27641309

>nobby
>finishing anything

Good one
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>>27640156
>After I finish these commissions
Its funny you should say that cause I was gonna commission you to draw them. I'm the same guy btw.

I really like your stuff so I want to see you draw these cuties. I'll send you the details after I get some more funds if your up for another commission.
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>>27641308
I don't think so pal.
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>>27641582
Who would be the heroes and villains?
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>>27641775
Well there was that one Dazzling kid who's basically an evil villain. Not to mention we have Kyra, Tirek's kid. Maybe throw in an evil unicorn wizard hellbent enacting revenge against the two sisters and we have a campaign.
As for the heroes, that depends which five satyrs are going to form a party.
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>>27641308
I like both, but prefer short.

>>27641582
When art assets become available.

>>27641775
>Heroes
M6 satyrs
Royals
Redeemed villains
M6 satyr friends

>Villains
Racists
Certain drakes
Hans
Fairies
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>>27641887
What about other satyrs as villains?
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>>27643768
fluffy ears
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>>27641887
Why Fairies?
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>>27644120
Never trust a fairy. Mrrgrrgrr.
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>>27644139

>Want to finish that game
>Stuck on Mage Fight

Fuck whoever designed that fight with a rusty, AIDS infected knife
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>>27644220
Which Mage fight? There are many.
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>>27644371

The one with The sage, the white/black Mage, and the apothecary.

You have to cheese the fight to beat it, even on easy, and I don't feel like grinding.
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>>27644474
Oh boy. Last leg of the game? If so; I know exactly which one you are talking about. I was level 99; got my ass HANDED to me
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Do you think Broil visits Muddle's house a lot? Do you think Fizzle and Garbl would still keep in touch after their marriages?
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>>27641582
I dunno
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>>27645281
I just want a really cool satyr game, man. Are there even any RPGs where playing various half-human hybrids (besides werewolves) is a core staple of the game?
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>>27645321
FF6. Spoilers: one of the main characters (of the 14 core characters) is a half breed.
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>>27645370
She looks fully human most of the time though.
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>>27645265
>Do you think Broil visits Muddle's house a lot?
I don't really see it. She's a nice girl. She wouldn't be hanging out with a Kevin. Then again, she might know Gargle or Freckles.
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>>27645403
She'd definitely find them both adorable and show Freckles some tricks with her fire breath.
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>>27645388
Spoilers: look at her again. There are SOME features which are quite queer. Hair color, for one.
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>>27645470
Green hair is hardly uncommon in anime/JRPGs. Rydia had green hair in FF4 and she was pure human as far as I know.
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>>27645662
And that's why you won't notice it. How many characters in ff6 had green hair? Hell, I remember most of them being blonde. As for Rydia; she was a mystic... Or whatever they called summoners in ff4.
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>>27644474
>>27644505
What game are you talking about?
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>>27646037
Are you sure you want to brave these spoilers? If you haven't played it already, I would default to wait until you've forgotten the stuff mentioned.
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Does any satyr have a nemesis?
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>>27646625

Emma/Alex's nemesis is that little red dot that appears out of nowhere and they can't seem to catch even when they put their claw on it.
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>>27646625
You mean like friendly rivals or something like superman and lex luthor?
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>>27646625
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>>27646625
I had one, but I sorta deemed them too serious for the setting I was trying to go for.
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>>27645265
Can we hope to see Thistle in some spats or yoga pants?
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>>27647220
Who are they?
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>>27647281
They were going to be a monster like Ahuitzotl and try to plunge Equestria into eternal darkness.
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>>27647409
Okay, did they have names or even existing satyrs?
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>>27647409
It's a monster, not a character from the show.
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>>27647546
Meant to quote >>27647485
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What do you think are some good derogatory names for satyrs? Halfies sounds too much like a playground insult.
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>>27647848
>>27647848
I could never think of anything good. I just went with taurs and halfbreeds
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>>27647848
Considering Anon's the type of man who'd refer to his kids as "Abominations" with sincere endearment, they'd probably be a bit thick skinned against bigotry.
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>>27648265
Shut up faggot. See? Humans are terrible to each other. There is NOTHING an Equestrian species could come up with that would hurt Satyrs feelings.
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>>27648298

>See? Humans are terrible to each other. There is NOTHING an Equestrian species could come up with that would hurt Satyrs feelings.

But we're adults, and >>27647848 is talking about them being kids.

Plus we're all anonymous here, so name calling here lacks the personal insult that would be present in a schoolmate.
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>>27648331
Which is why you don't coddle your kids. Set the standard young; bring out the belt, the tax forms, copies of WWII documentaries, and any videos you can find of racist group meetings. Once you've had them endure that, they'll be ready for Earth... Oh, and they'll never EVER be hurt by anything a pony kid can say.
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>>27647848
You've got the basic insults - freak, mutant, weirdo, filth... Whatever. But they aren't specific to satyrs.

Halfbreed works quite well too, but isn't really an insult by itself, it's more how it would be said that would do it.

Unicorn satyrs don't tend to have horns, so being called "dull" or "blunt" would work. They don't have a sharp thing pointing out of their head, and pointing attention to that could work.

Pegasus satyrs aren't quite as aerodynamic (?), so maybe something relating to turbulence? Maybe referred to being carried in their parents' slipstreams, so called "slips" or something.

The opposite of a green thumb is a black thumb. Depending on whether you go for earth ponies have magic that are good at growing, or whether that's just a lie they are fed because they're otherwise useless, you could use that - dark hoof, half-hoof, something along like that. Or link it in with growing itself - soured seed/sire, halfroot - mayve?
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>>27648331
>Your daughter runs in from school, tears running down her cheeks.
>"DAD! A kid in school said I'm an ugly freak!"
"You're an adorable freak, sweetie."
>This hushes her, partly out of confusion.
"And you tell her that at least you have hands instead of clumsy hooves, AND you're already taller than she'll ever be."
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>>27648435

I always feel like the odd man out in that I prefer Satyrs having horns depending on their species.

>>27648473

What happened to Hope's tail?
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MT made a Diamond Tiara satyr.
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>>27649352
I like the other one more. I remember he was based around that one guy around Boondocks
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>>27649366
I don't recall there being another Diamond Tiara satyr.
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>>27649366
>Him
I'm with >>27649389
I don't remember there being a DT satyr and I certainly don't remember a boy.
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>>27649352
She looks nice. Does she have a backstory or anything?
Makes me wonder if there's any art of satyrs pole dancing.
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>>27649597
I can see her being a risqué dancer and being a childhood "friend" to Sterling. Though Sterling doesn't really like her and finds her more annoying. But I like to imagine she has a soft spot for Sterling and secretly likes him and shows it through teasing, both playful and a little mean
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>>27649597
One night of fun. With a little to much champagne and the offer of money....
DT drunkenly says yes
And oh it's fun....but the consequences...OH the consequences

Also Cristal is kind of a bimbo.
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>>27649389
>>27649444
I remember it was made a while back. The picture was made by the same person who made Sterling, AA I believe. It had him look like one of the whitest rappers ever.
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>>27649644
>I can see her being a risqué dancer
She starts her act nude and puts on ever more concealing clothes, the whore.
Alternatively, she's actually rather intelligent and devoted to a single partner. But she just naturally looks like a bimbo.
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>>27649352
>MT makes another satyr
>dark skin
>again
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>>27649727
Bimbo tan, not natural. Also, racist much? If she wants to draw them black, brown, yellow, not-white; let her. She's the one drawing them, not you.
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>>27649727
Wow, really? Tried to think of a way this could be phrased that didn't sound racist; but couldn't think of one.
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>>27649768
I actually want to make another Latina satyr so Darcy and her could vent their horror stories with la chancla.
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>>27649727
Children tend to share their parents skin color.
MT is best brood mother.
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>>27649788
That's a real thing, ok.
Don't even get me started on the cucuy.
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>>27649788
Why a satyr? Have her visit her mother's family; share stories with her cousins about... La Chancla!
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>>27649678

What if The Gold Digger thing is just an act and she's a massive tease who knows how to use what she's got to her advantage
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>>27649727
She's black, anon. MT is black.
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>>27651191
Do we have any Europeans in /satyr/, by the way?
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>>27651191
And foxy.
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>>27651311
You don't know that.
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Anyone want to roll again?
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>>27651575
Roll what?
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>>27651575
Sure
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>>27651575
Rolling for something fitting.
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>>27651575

Aight
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>>27651683
Fucking kek
>his mothers face when
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>>27651678
I'd follow Apple Sage Darcy and her apple based wisdom.
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>>27651342
I do. Ffffoxy.
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>>27651787
Anon no. Stop it.
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>>27651899
Shh. Mt is attractive.
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>>27651575
Sure, why not. I hope Mumble gets something sexy to wear.
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>>27651575
Let's do it.
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>>27652565
>Ballistician
Yeah no. Rerolling.
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>>27652614
>Dragon knight
I can dig it.
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>>27651575

Fug it
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>>27652627
Not sexy enough. Still no dice. Last reroll.
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>>27652689
Dude, don't be picky. Besides, ballistician fits.
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>>27652681
>Theif of Dreams
Nice.
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>>27652791
It'a such a lame class though.
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>>27651720

>Apple Sage

I cast Apple Missile?
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>>27653556
>You heal the enemy ogre
>With renewed vigor it squashes your healer and dps
>The tank can't keep hate and it kicks you through the roof before bringing its foot down on you
>After wiping your remains off itself, it goes back to patrolling the halls
>You are all dead
>"Oh, way to fucking go, Darcy!"
>"What the fuck was that?! Ones three times in a row?! FUCK!"
>"YOU SUCK!"
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Would any of you guys play a Satyr RPG that's a spin off of the game of Dungeon World? It looks rules light enough to create a few race-as-class abominations and play a dungeon based in the Everfree Forest.
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I have been listening to this song since yesterday into today, and throughout work.

https://youtu.be/bPYT9Vyu62A

It inspired me to make a pegasus satyr who dresses in 60s Earth fashion.

I'll tweak the design more in the future. Maybe today, but I'm fucking exhausted and will most likely pass out once I get home, so probably tomorrow.

I'm not sure of her pony parent, since I'm not familiar with every pegasus. Maybe Stormwalker's sister?

Also, I know there are several satyrs with hairbands already, but they're a big thing in 60s fashion.
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>>27649823
>El Cucuy
Hot diggity, don't I love stuff like that. Care to tell me about how you learned about it? I always got spooked by scary stories when I was younger, especially Boogeymen.
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>>27655103
I could jive with this groove you're putting down, Deej. She seems like a fine chick and a gas at parties.
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>>27655103
Reminds me of Snapshot.
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>>27654739
It might help your case more if you tell us what the game's about.
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>>27654739
You were literally one step away fom recommending the perfect game for satyrs to play. This game is nearly tailored for them, heck, Fluttershy's family are already vampires. And it's made by the same people. With lots of potential sex. And when I say lots I mean ton. And when I say ton I mean a butt-ton. Horny satyr teenagers, always ruffling through some poor Anom's underwear drawer or making goo goo eyes at that nice mare down the street.
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>>27655317
Saw that coming.
Like I said, I'm still tweaking her appearance and I'm open to suggestions.
Her long face is intentional. I imagine her being tall and thin.

In the meantime, I need some sleep.

Good night, morning, afternoon, or whatever-time-it-is-where-you-live, anons.
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>inb4
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>>27655742
H. Fuck what anybody else says. H is the only answer
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>>27655742
Give her beeg American tiddies. For shits and giggles.
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>>27655742
I'm digging C the most.
>>27655755
Far out, man, I should draw Asha with wigged out 'fro sometime. Maybe kick it with some Hendrix disks.
>>27655766
No need to wig out, bro. H is looking fat out too with tha cute bow of hers.
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>>27655742
H looks best.
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>>27655796
Afro and some disco threads; for a killer Halloween costume.
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>>27655805
Honestly, she'd look cute with a neat fro. You can rarwly go wrong with good poofy hair. Though I'd like it more if her dreads were let down more often though.
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>>27655820
Her dreads must be kept... They are the only thing saving her from being consumed by her hair. Should her hair become uncontained within them, it will eat her alive like a giant meatball.
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>>27655853
>Asha made a pact with the old gods to gain mastery over nature and spirits on the condition that she'll never undo her dreads, lest the hair with come to life as the giant poofball that it is and consume the inhabitants of the forest
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>>27655876
Now want to see Asha's dad trying to help weave her impossible fro back into dreads or cornrows.
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>>27655912
So I'm assuming Asha's dad is black given her human skintone?
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>>27655742

Is she anyone's daughter in particular?
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>>27655967
No, he's green.
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>>27655975
I like the idea of her being Stormwalker's sister.
>Stormwalker
>rough and tough tomboy
>Windy
>bubbly, charming, loves girly fashion
>these two being related
Sounds like there could be some good green out of it.
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>>27656081

I would give her a parent who doesn't have a Satyr yet than one who already does. But that's just me.
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>>27655967
Yeah, what else would he be? Green?
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>>27656285
What about Soarin? She could be his daughter.
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>>27656371

Because husbandos don't get kids.
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>>27656919
Nice!
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>>27656916
Fizzle, Gargle, Spike, Big Mac, Thundervane, Dr. Hooves, Braeburn, Warren, and Bulk Biceps did.
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>>27651575
Rolling for stronk satyr.
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>>27657803
Never has this been so right.
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>>27657739
>Warren
You mean Trouble Shoes, buddy?
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>>27657862
Yeah, I just woke up. Frankly I'm shocked anyone got him to fit. Though Basil has an abomination of his own, so I guess there are ways to fuck someone significantly larger than you.
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>>27657907
Maybe he just has a tiny dick?
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>>27657739

You forgot Sombra and Discord
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>>27657921
That's no fun.
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>>27657961
And Tirek. How could you even forget best husbando Shining Armour?
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>>27657739
>>27657961
>>27658015
Tl;dr >>27656916
Is fulla shit.
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>>27657803
Who is this amazonian goddess?
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>>27656919
Tell me the names! I need the names...

>>27646625
Mason and Sterling could either be best friends or intense rivals
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>>27658045
Ace and Darcy's love child. The Amazon master race has begun.
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>>27658098
the fuck is this
some kind of shitty lesbian ass spawn garbage
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>>27658077
I always get the two mixed up since besides the coat, they look exactly the same.
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>>27658045
She doesn't have any parents. DJ just decided to draw a random muscle satyr.
>>27658098
No.
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>>27658105
>Mad
Stay this way.

>>27658110
And that is why they would be enemies. It would be even better if their significant others confused them on occassion.
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>>27658120
Yes.
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>>27658120
I could see her being the satyr for that Thor pony one guy was talking about earlier, then.
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>>27658128
so yes
it is shitty lesbian ass spawn garbage

thanks for clarifying
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>>27658200
Futa spawn. Get it right.
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>>27658098
>Being this desperate to push your shitty headcanon.
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>>27658204
amazingly just as terrible
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>>27658205
>Not supporting best ship for either of them
>Not wanting Amazon babies
>Being this much of a whiney pussy
Found the faggot.
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>>27658234
>being this much of a shit taste futa loving faggot
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>>27658251
It's as straight as watching two girls having sex with a strap-on.
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>>27658251
>Not liking futa
>On 4chan
>Any year
Didn't know your taste was so shit.
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>>27658077
Bailey, Buster, Jack, and Toby. I do not remember which is which.

>>27658098
>>27658204
>>27658234
>Futa crap
>Pushing it
Just no. Learn when you should stop posting because almost everyone hates your idea, and go to /sad/ if you're gonna keep pushing it and try and start a shitstorm, you sad, selfish man..
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>>27658275
>because your on 4chan that means you like cock
nice maymay
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>>27658283
>Trying to start a shit storm
>Coming from the same type of people who flip their shit when somebody dares to talk about something they don't like

the only ones stating shit here are people like you who demand that /sat/ be your own personal safe space and that "triggering" content leave. Seriously how much more are you gonna police the thread before you are happy?
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>>27658359
To be fair, this is kinda the situation now. /sat/ is the "safe" satyr where everyone whines and gets mad. /sad/ is the NOT safe satyr where people can post and others will keep their mouth shut if they don't support... Or one or two guys shitpost loudly. Still, not gonna lie; even though quite a bit of /sad/ ANNOYS (key word. Not pisses off, etc) me; I much prefer the way they handle not agreeing on shit.
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>>27658447
So can we agree that whenever we see stupid fetish shit that gets pushed like this, we can just say >>>>>>/sad/ and leave out the shitposting?
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>>27658359
When NOBODY likes what you're posting, then it's time to stop unless you're a shitposter. It's like that in every general on /mlp/.
>>27658447
Everyone will whine and get mad, even in /sad/, if someone keeps pushing the stupidest things too much.
Now drop this fucking argument so everyone can go back to satyrs.
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>>27658505
>Everyone
You keep using that word. You don't speak for all. Seriously; stop trying to act like /sat/ is your personal thread where your preferences are law.
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>>27658505

>Everyone will whine and get mad, even in /sad/, if someone keeps pushing the stupidest things too much

But when is a topic considered to be pushed too much?

I've only seen the futa lesbian thing posted two or three times now, and I've personally found it stupid and ignored it.

But take that guy who pushed Simmer and Broil being monster hunters who fucked whenever possible. He got laughed out of the thread and I haven't seen that whole thing in ages.

Basically ignore shit
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>>27658588
>Laughed out of the thread
Actually, he dropped it when he got more notoriety in the thread. Made Jade instead.
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>>27658671
>Jade
Who is...?
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>>27658588
I wouldn't even dislike the monster hunting shit as much if they actually hunted monsters. I don't remember even seeing a single story about it.
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>>27658447
>>27658493
>>27658505
The same guy has been trying to stir shit on /sad/ too in the same way.
The same way a (possibly the same) guy likes to go over there and scream at us for "pushing fetishes", even long after the split. The two speak in with very similar mannerisms.

Quite honestly, I think we've just got a dedicated troll.
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>>27658777
Truthfully, it would've gotten flack either way since it's stupid to put children in a hazardous profession like that. Someone even said it was akin to child soldiers.
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>>27658788
Drop. It.
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>>27658816
Correct.

I miss the early threads with just cute family shenanigans.
These threads are more often than not awful now.
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>>27658766

Daughter of the green griffon with the scarf from the Griffonstone episode.

>>27658816

If they were dealing with minor stuff (like fire rats for example) I wouldn't have minded. But when they mentioned child soldiers it was too much.
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>>27658850
No, the guy who said it meant it as a negative connotation, since conscripting children is something only a crazy person would do. Even if it were only minor stuff though, shouldn't adults be the one to take care of that anyway?
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>>27658850
Pic?
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>>27658943
She's that short stack with giant boobs. She's a cutie.
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>>27658850

>fire rats

I meant to say Dire Rats. But Fire Rats would be interesting.
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>>27658969
This one?
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>>27658777
I mean, if you want one, I could link a story to my Tumblr and you could read it there if you want
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>>27659089
You've written a story? Have you posted it here before? Or have you been keeping this one to yourself?
Please link.
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>>27659120
Keeping it to myself, so I've never posted it.
http://uberpop.tumblr.com
I'll put it on there later today.
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>>27659022
A shortstack with big boobs is a woman after my own heart. Are there any stories about her?
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>>27659534
Not that I know of, ivebeen meaning to but I can't remember her personslity
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>>27658788
>Quite honestly, I think we've just got a dedicated troll.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

Before /sad/ I actually believed he was just a well-meaning moralfag, but when he followed us there and started bitching about fetishes there as well, that belief quickly started to dwindle.

I'll give him this though - he's a damn good troll.
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>>27651232
Yes, though I don't really consider myself to be.
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>one anon is pushing his weird fetish about the muscle satyr I doodled
Futa spawn? Come on,that's just retarded. Like Murmur being Yuzu's love child.
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>>27660297
You know it's not gonna catch on Deej, don't take it personally. So have you given her a backstory? We can discuss that rather than start up the shit posting
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>>27660327
>have you given her a backstory
I usually leave that to you guys...unless it gets hijacked by a troll, then I'll step in.

Also, because I haven't watched the show since S3, I don't know of new characters that could be a fitting pony parent, so I'll let you guys pick it.

Of course, when I doodle a character, I usually have a personality in mind, and I sort of envisioned her as being proud, but having that desire to protect the "little guy". So, she has a sense of pride about her physique and strength, but she's not cocky or arrogant about it.

Also, truth be told, I was rather fatigued when I doodled her and was sort of half joking when I made her so huge. If you guys like her that big, I can keep her that way, but I can also sketch her out at work tonight on paper and make her less beefcake.
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>>27660297

I thought she was just a ripped Darcy.
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>>27660297
I'm surprised; considering your hardcore support of the Bunny Empire stuff.
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>>27660393
The only pony to be shown with super massive strength was Maud. Maybe she could be Pebble's sister?
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>>27660393
>Less beefcake
That's heresy.
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>>27660519
>hardcore support
Not really. It's a funny alternate universe thing that I have provided a few drunken doodles of.
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>>27660544
agreed. Unf
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>>27660544

Fit girls are great

Mountains of muscle aren't
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>>27660860
Agreed. I've got a mountain load of fit girl pics. MLP pics especially.
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>>27660995

What's wrong with her head?

And her hands

And her everything else
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>>27660995
Even the creepy waifu threads on /d/ wouldn't want that thing.
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>>27660393
>"little guy"
Her boyfriends?
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>>27660393
>Also, because I haven't watched the show since S3
FAN
OF
THE
FANDOM
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>>27662124
I kinda want to see how MT would draw Ash now
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>>27662168

Adorably.
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>>27662182
This.
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Bored at work.
Anyone awake?
Want a drawing?
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>>27662309
Yes. Can you draw some Annie for me? Do you need a ref? Preferably lewd, but if not maybe with her father on Fathers day? Maybe looking at Crystals together?
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>>27662309
Broil listening to music with her headphones?
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>>27662309
Fauna riding a Manticore like a bull.
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>>27662309
>>27662335
Found a ref. Thanks Drop Box for naming her under KING Sombra.
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>>27662355
Reference. Fauna is the one in Daisy Dukes.
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>>27662364
Satyrs in daisy dukes just feels right. Doublely so if they're in spats.
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>>27662182
Almost certainly. MT draws everything adorably.
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>>27662603
MT is adorable... and lewd. She's adoralewd.
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>>27662638
Indeed. I'd like to see more qt shortstack teen Dingaling. Especially lewd.
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>>27662654
I'm glad we finally have a handful of shortstacks now: Thistle, Jade, Cristal, and Older Dingaling. They all look pretty dang huggable.
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>>27662309
How about a satyr complaining that they're bored, so one parent says that they could do this or that, only for the satyr to respond that that's even more boring.
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>>27662359
When it comes to MT's work, her style is so adorable, yet makes it difficult to distinguish age. You guys know I like drawing satyrs through the ages, so how old are you envisioning Annie?
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>>27662675
Huggable and fuckable.
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Still waiting on that road trip fic.
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>>27663066
Don't know how the one who requested Annie thinks, but I envision her being around 7-11 years old if you're going with the Father's Day thing.
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I would really like to see MT draw Yuzu.

Sorry for not doodling anything at work. My plan was to ask for requests, go on my lunch break (at 3 AM EST), and pick from what was posted, but I got back and was talking with my boss for about an hour and 45 mins, then I had shit to do before my shift ended.

Anyway, I'll be in /sad/ because I'm two drinks in and I'm always in a lewd mewd (mood, duh) when I drink.

Also, FYI, I'm finishing off the last of my booze and ceasing all alcohol for a long time. I've come to the realization that I am drinking way too much and I don't want to become an alcoholic, so no more drunken sketch time for a long time.
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>>27664027
Yuzu can't handle booze. Her daddy was very upset about having to collect her from the police station that one time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=025oibV_Cfw
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>>27664027
Good on you Deej, if you think it's a cause of concern then it's very mature of you to acknowledge that and take the necessary steps to avoid it spiraling out of control. Are you still going to doodle sober?
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>>27664027

Requesting you draw Ariana riding Sterling cowgirl style. IF not then I would not mind seeimng some more /fit/ Feather Heart masturbnating in the shower while moaning
"Utah."

Im ;gonna miss your drunk doodles, Mostly cause I never really got to be apart of one cause im always at work when you do em. But still I am glad I get to be here for the last one? before work.
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>>27664071
>Requesting you draw Ariana riding Sterling cowgirl style
This needs to happen.
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>>27664027
>Also, FYI, I'm finishing off the last of my booze and ceasing all alcohol for a long time. I've come to the realization that I am drinking way too much and I don't want to become an alcoholic, so no more drunken sketch time for a long time.
Probably a good idea. I hope you'll continue to do sober sketches.
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I'm actually shocked we haven't had a satyr story involving tentacles considering all the prime candidates we have.
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>>27664134
I guess people don't care enough to write it.
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>>27664048
I started drinking to experiment with cocktails and stuff. Then, my wife left me and my mother died, so I started to drink heavily. My family stepped in and got me drinking less to ease my pain, but I began drinking again because, well, it was just fun.

I took stock about a week ago and realized I had gone through 3.5 gallons of Everclear since January of this year. I WILL NOT put my family through another heartache of me being an addict, and/or dying because of the drink, so I decided to nip it in the bud.

I went a whole week without drinking and experienced minimal withdrawal symptoms, so I'm finishing off the last of this 1.5 liter of Everclear before something more serious develops.

>>27664112
Sadly, I started "drunken doodling" because booze helped me be in a more creative mood. When I'm sober, I think too much and find myself "sweating the details" but when I'm drunk, I tend to be more open and lax to doing just about anything that's requested.

I'm not sure if sober doodles will be a thing, but I damn sure will try.
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>>27664166
Jesus, man. Sorry all that happened.
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>>27664166
Fuck thats rough. Sorry to hear that DJ. You do waht you need to do, we will support it.
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>>27664185
I know I'm going to die someday, but I want to do something to be remembered by. I don't want to fade into the oblivion of obscurity. That's why I want to start my webcomics, but I'll be damned if I didn't suck at writing...or at least have children to continue my name.
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>>27664211
You still got a lot of time to live, you can be remembered for something. Hell maybe you can do a Yuzu comic and kind of break away from mlp, im sure people would like to read it.
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>>27664211
That's a noble endeavor people look up to. Heck, the internet's going to last forever, I'm pretty sure you'll be remembered just having your presence and personality here online. If you don't mind me asking, what's your webcomic about?
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>>27664279
>what's your webcomic about?
I'm not sure if I've shared this before, but I have over 13 original stories with over 120 different original characters from knights and dragons, to westerns, to futuristic space robots. I wanted to make webcomics of all of them, but I found out I suck at writing. I can think of main plot points, but I can't make them meld together without filling them with pointless filler.
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My stock is running low
I'm feeling the urge to go buy more booze...
I'm drunk, so I'd be DUI if I do.
Talk me out of it...
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>>27664338
Don't be fucking stupid, you utter fucknugget.
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>>27664338
Don't.
https://youtu.be/tyenuFD-4MY
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>>27664338
You dont need us to tell you how stupid it is to drink and drive. Just sit your ass here and draw lewd until you pass out or you lose your buzz.

Seriously, dont do anything stupid like that.
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>>27664338
Give me your money.
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>>27664338
Alright.

You'd run the risk of killing not only yourself, but other people. It's mid day in summer, too. There are little kids out.
Don't be an idiot.
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>>27664338
Here's a hint: If you want to drink or feel like it, go play golf or something that needs concentration. Or go grilling. That's how I do it. Side-note: Grilled pizza is fucking amazing.
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>>27664325
Have you ever tried purchasing any writing books? I've got more than a few and could link them to you. I've got a project I'm working on as well with a slew of scraps of different styles, themes, and tones, so I understand the crushing feel of trying to string together a coherent narrative.
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>>27664338
eat some cheez-its and wait an hour
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>>27664338
Strangely cohesive typing for a supposedly drunk person.
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>>27664440

DJ has been sober this entire time.

Plot twist: We have been drunk this entire time
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>>27664440
Probably took a while.
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>>27664440
I've been pretty wasted several times, and still managed to type fairly well most of the time. You just gotta focus really hard for a minute and reread everything you've written several times before you post.
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>>27664541
This. Also, please tell me you changed your mind about driving drunk. Also, did you pick any requests you like in the new thread on /sad/?
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>>27664325
>pointless filler
Thinking back, I think I had this problem when I used to write.

I had dreams of an epic spanning thousands of pages and decades of in-universe time, but I found out that I was better at writing the slice-of-life filler instead of awe-inspiring battles or conflicts spanning entire universes.

So I ended up writing nothing but filler. All that amazing adventure stuff ended up in the background, and I just wrote about the day-to-day lives of our band of intrepid heroes. There's just as much of an adventure to experience even when you're not swinging your sword around.

NOW IF I COULD ONLY FIND THE FUCKING FORUM I POSTED THAT SHIT ON. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS AND I STILL CAN'T FIND IT.
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>>27664588
You might try searching quotes if you can remember any 4 or 5 specific words not likely to appear frequently elsewhere.
Better if it includes a name, especially a strictly fantasy name.
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>>27664588
I do slice of life stuff when I want to take a break from action personally. I guess what helps when I write action, I imagine it as comic drawn by Mike Miglona, Darwyn Cooke, or one of the drawfriends here.
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>>27664621
Oh yeah, I've tried that. I've found some fanfics from other people that were actually pretty good, but not mine. Really though, it's been so long that I've forgotten most of it.

I'm not even sure if the forum still exists. A few months before I stopped writing the forums actually went down because the guy couldn't afford to keep it running. It came back up, but I wouldn't be surprised if it went down for good.

It was definitely a fan forum, though. My best guess would have to be Runescape, though might not have been because I deliberately wrote the story in a generic fantasy world.

I do distinctly remember it being a bit cringey, but I was a bit cringey too, so that's to be expected.

Fuck. It was only twelve chapters and the grammar was mediocre, but damn, I want that shit back. Even today I consider it one of my best.
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>>27664338
>Persuade me to not get a DUI, guys!

>>27664166
>I WILL NOT put my family through another heartache of me being an addict, and/or dying because of the drink
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>>27664796
It is a little unusual. But hey, if drunk people were smart we wouldnt have DUIs
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>this horse is still being beaten to death
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>>27651191
>black people only draw black people
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Has the dropbox really not been updated once since I've left?
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>>27664902
It would appear that art is missing, yes. Who exactly was it you handed it over to?
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>>27664946
I really wish I remembered, but it seems he's doing a shit job.
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>>27664961
I can think of two reasons right now.

1: Something happened, so now he's dead or incapable of uploading art at the moment.

2: He tricked you into giving him the dropbox so he could leave it to die and hurt this general and everyone who loves satyrs.

I honestly can't remember the last time the guy in charge of the dropbox dropped by here and said something. Does anyone here remember him talking about the Dropbox recently?
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One shot from /sad/ from a request from /sad/

"Look at that shit, just look at it!"
>You state pointing at the pristine white jacuzzi, the two gruff plumber ponies ignoring your squeeing as they wrench and screw it into your bathroom.
>Derpy looks on somewhat puzzled but smiles all the same "Well I dont fully get it but you really seem to like it."
"Just you wait, you'll see the appeal when its installed."
>After the plumbers were done, you paid them and saw them out as your family gathers around the new jacuzzi.
>Melody runs her hands across the edge "What is it?" She asks as Misty steps in and sits herself on the makeshift seat and sighs happily.
>"I dont know what it is, but I can tell Im gonna like it."
"Its called a jacuzzi." You state entering the bathroom "And its the universal sign of cool."
>"Can we try it daddy?" Melody asks as you place your hand on Derpy's fine rump.
"Maybe after me and your mother. But dont get your hopes up, we may be in there a while."

>Derpy readies the couch for the kids as you fill the tub, giving them some pizza money, she heads over to the bathroom and closes the door behind her.
>"Is it ready sweetie?"
"Yeah just about. We just need to wash you off."
>She cocks her head in confusion and raises an eyebrow, "Why? Wont we just wash off in the jacuzi?"
"Honey, a jacuzzi is for relaxing, not showering. Now come here."

>After a nice hose down, the two of you slip into the water as she gets comfy. "Its so nice and warm!"
"It gets even better."
>Pressing a button, you turn on the aquajets and can see her eyes sparkle "Wow! Thats so cool!"
"Yeah, its pretty cool." You reply with a cocky grin.
>"No wonder you wanted this hahaha!"
>She dunks her head into the water and blows bubbles along with the machine as you just look on slightly annoyed.
"Derpy, you're kind of doing it wrong."
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>>27665099

>After she was done having her fun, she emerges from the water with a cough and a laugh "That was amazing!" She states before getting out of the water, "That was totally worth getting rid of our second shower."
"Yeah." You sigh.

>As Derpy dries off you look at the ceiling, hearing the door open she closes it as you hear the water wade. You look back down and see Ding sitting across from you completly topless.
"Ding! Get out!"
>"But dad, I want to take a bath with you like we used to."
"You're 16 Dingaling, you're too old to be taking a bath with your dad."
>"Why not?" she asks as the water waves across her slightly pale breasts.
"Many reasons, cmon, off you go." You shoo
>"Oh cmon daddy, I promise I wont make a mess."
"No."
>"Pleeeeeease?" She begs leaning forward, inadvertantly pressing her boobs together as you inhale firmly.
"Dingaling...you can stay."
>"YAY!" She cheers with her bucktooth smile and raising her hands in the air as you cut her off.
"But please, put on my shirt."

>Dingaling sits happily in the jacuzzi wearing your damp shirt as you just look on from the other side awkwardly.
>It had been a long time since you had given her a bath but she did grow as a woman, even if she kept her lovable innocence to not see why it was inapropriate for the two to share a bath.
>"I did really well on my test dad."
"Oh yeah? Thats good."
>"And what about you dad? What have you been up to?"
"Oh you know, nothing much."
>Silence fills the room as the two of you just sit in the water. "So do you want me to wash you first?"
"We dont really do that in a jacuzzi."
>"Oh? Well what do we do?"
"We just kind of sit here and talk."
>"Oh! So its like the beach!"
"Yeah, kind of." You reply as she gets up and turns around, exposing her little butt to you as she crawls out of the bath. "Where are you going?"
>"Be right back~" She replies
>A few moments later the door swings open as Misty and Meldoy come in wearing swimsuits and slip into your jacuzzi.
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>>27665110

>They all sit happily next to you and talk as the door swings open as Ding comes running in wearing a two piece and holding a very large bucket "And now we have sand!" She yells before pouring a giant helping of dirt into the water.
>You just sit in the quickly muddying water and give a pained smile. Today is another day with your cute daughterus.
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>>27664363
>Here's a hint: If you want to drink or feel like it, go play golf or something that needs concentration
Play Bloodborne.
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>>27665194
Or that. Just something to take your mind off alcohol..
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>>27665115
That ending was just perfect.
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>>27665194
That kinda makes me wonder about something... Has anyone ever met a fellow satyrfag in a game?
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>>27665385
How would we know anyway?
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>>27665385
I one time played Destiny with a fellow anon in AiE. But I never played as much as I could due to work and lack of interest.
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>>27665385
Hell I don't even know if I've ever met a fellow 4chub Anon. The absolutely only time I can confirm that I've seen someone who frequents 4chan is when I saw their Moist Nugget and /k/commando bumper sticker.

Unless someone wants to print out some Hope stickers, I don't think I'll ever meet any of you IRL.
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>>27662168
Drew this at work today. Couldn't post it because Someone got the whole IP banned in public!
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Can anyone point me towards a source of pictures to download? Desustorage is missing the pictures of older threads, the Dropbox is missing both new and old images, and so on.

I've got the images off of the Dropbox and am now beginning to download images off of Derpibooru, but I was wondering if there were any other sites to look at.

Also if you've got any download links for satyr images I'm be glad if posted them.

tl;dr

Making my own satyr archive. With blackjack and hookers.
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>>27665839

>Drew this at work today.

What a qt

>Couldn't post it because Someone got the whole IP banned in public

The fuck did you do
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>>27665951
Okay so the ban was for "resquesting child porn and it happened in april."
SOMEONE was being gross in april in a panera bread!
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>>27665865
I can't think of any other sites than Derpibooru and Pbooru where people have uploaded satyr art. Maybe someone else knows, but I don't.
Don't worry too much though. I'm sure people here will help you a little sometimes and post any art they see is missing in the archives I know I will.
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>>27665865
What kind of archive you making? A new drop-box, a satyr booru?
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>>27666220
The last one sounds better. Tag searching.
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>>27666220
More of a personal collection, really.

I'm not capable of keeping up a dropbox, wiki, or any sort of online service. Hell, I don't even know how to create a torrent, though it does sound easy enough.

I'm pretty sure everyone's interested in their own collection of satyr daughterus on their own hard drive so I'll get it out to you people one way or another.
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>>27666300
Also do note that I'm collecting ALL available /satyr/ pictures, regardless of cringiness, shittiness, or fetishes.
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>>27666232
That would be really nice to have, what with there being so much art now where there are several satyrs in each pic.
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Here's that Melody braille story everyone was talking about the other day, I hope I was able to do it justice.

>"And, they, all, liv-ed, ha...ha.."
"Sound it out, sweetheart."
>"Hap-pily." she mouths, feeling the word on her tongue. "Happily, ever, after. The end."
"Very good Misty. You read your very first book. I'm so proud!" you tell her, ruffling her hair.
>She looks up at you, her golden eyes gleaming with pride. "Thank you daddy! Can I read some more?"
"Of course. But it'll have to wait until tomorrow. It's time for bed right now."
>Pulling the tiny child off of your lap, you call her sister to attention.
>"Aww. Come on, daddy! I'm not tired at all!"
"Sorry, sweetie. If I let you stay up now, you'll be too tired to play with your friends later."
>Misty simply nods with a small pout.
"Melody, come on. Time for bed."
>Melody, who had shied away to play alone in the corner some hours ago quietly stands and follows behind the two of you.
>In their room, they are ushered into thier beds.
>Tucking them in, you give Misty a small kiss on the cheek. When you move to give Melody the same, she tries, subtly, to pull away.
>It feels a little like getting punched in the gut, though you don't say anything.
>Resolving to look into what's been bothering her, you tell them goodnight and leave.
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>The next day, you bring the girls to the park to let them play.
>Misty, as usual, keeps to her friends.
>Melody however, who typically follows her sister's lead, slinks off to be by herself.
>You know something's wrong now.
>Rising, you pop your back audibly before heading over.
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>>27666520
>"Dad?" she asks on your approach, your heavy bipedal footfalls crunching on the baked summer grass giving you away.
"Hey sweetie. I just came by to see if you were okay."
>"Mmmhmm."
"Are you sure? It's just you've been avoiding everyone, even your sister and I."
>She curls up a bit, shielding herself and not saying anything.
>You kneel to her level, putting a hand on her back as you speak.
"You know, Melody. You can always talk to me about anything, but I can only help if you'll let me know what you need."
>She turns, her face contorted into a look of betrayal as tears well in her clouded eyes.
>"I...I just miss you daddy! But, you're spending...spending all your time with Misty, and she gets to learn to read, and it's not fair! I hate my stupid eyes!"
"Oh Melody.." you sadly say to yourself, pulling her into your arms. "If I could fix your eyes, You know I'd do it in a second. But I think I might just know something to make you feel better."
>"What?"
"Well, it turns out there is a way for blind people to read, called braille."
>"Braille?" she asks, rolling the word on her tongue.
"Reading by touching. Why don't we head over to the library and see if we can find some."
>A smile dances across the small girls face as she nods excitedly.
>Picking her up and grabbing her cane, you make your way over to her sister.
"Misty."
>"Yes, daddy?"
"I was going to take Melody some place special. Do you still want to stay the night at your friends house after the park?"
>"Yes sir!"
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>>27666527
>Looking over to see the guardian in question, an older mare by the name of Sugar Juice.
"Alright then. I want you to behave for her, and stay where she can see you."
>Leaving the girls to play, you confirm that it's all still okay with the mare before heading out.
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>The bell above the door of Golden Oaks tinkles as you step inside.
>"Welcome!" cheers the purple unicorn inside. "Oh, hello Anon. Back for more books for Misty, I assume?"
"For Melody, actually."
>Twilight stares with a bit of concern.
>"But she's, umm, you know..." she awkwardly looks around a bit, before whisper-shouting. "Blind."
>Melody clings a bit tighter to you at the librarians lack of tact, but you're not deterred.
"Yes, but I was looking for some books in braille, or other non-visual reading style."
>"Non-visual reading? Nothing I'm aware of."
>The small child in your arms seems to become disheartened a bit, but you gently pat her head, attempting to keep her calm.
"Not surprised, honestly. I checked before, but you ponies aren't the most tactile creatures."
"But if you have some way I could check other races stuff, it would be greatly appreciated. Minotaurs or cloud gremlins probably have some way."
>The unicorn rolls her eyes at you like you're a child, her hidden haughtiness shining through.
>Even so, she quickly pulls a book, titled "A Scholarly Examination of Literary Traditions and Styles Across Species and Culture".
>It looks thick, dry and perfect.
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>>27666539
"Thank you, Twilight." you say as you take the tome. "I'm sure this will be very helpful."
>"Of course. Let me know if you need anything else."
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>Barely a week in, and what started as something to make your daughter feel better has almost become an obsession, eating every second of free time given to you, along with some sleep.
>No species had yet come up with anything to allow the blind to read, it seemed.
>Your study, once clean, is strewn with books about the nuances of Equish language and grammar, schematics for typewriters, and sheets of notes on what you can remember of braille.
>Though you never actually knew the code, you could recall some things you'd picked up.
>Raised blocks of bumps, two wide and three tall. You also knew there were more complex versions for advanced readers that included capitals and dense contractions.
>You'd save that for later, after you'd managed a working simple version.
>Looking over your latest code, you feel a sense of satisfaction.
>Symbols for the 25 characters in Equish, their lack of Q made with a phonetic equivilent of KW, along with characters for basic punctuation and numbers.
>This time, your code even flows from one alphabetical character to the next in a way you'd call logical and intuitive.
>As you begin preparing small stamps, really just wooden blocks with adjustable pegs to imprint paper, your study door clicks open.
>Inside steps a your wife, her golden eyes glinting in the dimmed light.
>"Dear? Are you alright?"
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>>27666546
"I'm fine, Ditzy. I think I've almost got it." You say, presenting your most recent code sheet to her. "What do you think."
>She humors you, staring at the page, her walled-eyes straightening in concentration.
>"Mmm. Sorry, it's all Griffish to me."
"Well, trust me when I say it's coming together. Is dinner ready, by the way? I'm getting a little-"
>"Dear. Dinner was hours ago. I got the girls cleaned and in bed."
"Oh. I'm sorry dear. I should have been helping with the kids."
>"It's alright." she says, smiling without a trace of anger. "But if you'd really like to make it up to me, I could sure use one of your amazing belly rubs."
>Looking down at Ditzy, she exudes a certain glow, her belly, swollen with your third child, was just beginning to really show.
>Silently nodding, you let her lead you back to your room.
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>The weeks that followed were filled with advancing Misty's literacy, and kickstarting Melody's.
"Alright, sweetie. You're doing good well. Now try it again." you say, sliding another alphabet sheet, this one out of order in front of her. "Try to do it one more time."
>Nodding. she gently runs her fingers over the page. "A. B. C. D-"
"Melody, you're copying from memory again. Don't worry about taking it slow."
>Flustered, but determined, she starts over.
>B. F. U. P. G."
>Your chest wells with pride as you watch. Your little girl is reading, your code worked had worked, and you feel like you've done something good in the world.
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>>27666554
>The next morning, spurred forward by your success, you visit the local machinist, two new "finger-style" typewriter in hand.
>Specifying your exact desires, removal of the ink reservoirs, reversal so the keys would strike up, an addition of a perforated plate the keys would strike against.
>And of course, braille bumps on both ends of every key, as well as written characters over the bumps on the typists end.
>Your intent being to allow both ease of translation by the sighted, and original writing by the blind.
>In the spirit of the second purpose, you commission the second to have only the the the users end keys modded, allowing the blind to write directly into traditional text if desired.
>Given an estimated time of 3 days, and a price of 200 bits, you confirm your order and head home, picking up a stack of parchment for your upcoming project along the way.
>Upon arrival, you find Melody hanging out with one of her friends, a blind unicorn filly from town named Calm Winds, with whom she had bonded over their condition.
"Hello Melody, Winds."
>"Hello Mr.Mous!"
>"I was showing Windy how you made braille, daddy!"
>"It's super cool!"
>Exactly how a pony would even attempt to read it briefly flashes through your mind.
>This is promptly answered as she gently presses her snout against the page, her sensitive equine lips flexing subtly as it passes bumps.
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>>27666560
>It occurs you've seen her do this to feel her surroundings before, but it hadn't occurred before that their snouts were quite that sensitive.
>"Can she stay and learn with us, Daddy?"
>You think for a moment. As much as you'd like to, doing so would require a bit of back tracking to catch her up. But you can't say it like that.
"Tell you what, after you're able to read, I'll teach anyone who wants how to do it."
>"But-"
"I just don't want to get people excited, and then it not work."
>"Oh..."
>The girls seem upset, wearing quickly at your heart.
>With a sigh, you correct yourself.
"But if Windy would like to sit us now and then, that'd probably be alright. But I'm teaching you first, Melody. Everyone else comes second."
>They squeel a bit, tackling your legs in hugs.
>"Thank you daddy!"
>"Thanks Mr.Anon!"
"You're welcome, girls." you say, prying them off. "Now take a seat, today we'll be working on learning how different letters go together, like K and W, S and H, and C and L.
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>The next several months are a flurry of activity.
>Misty and Melody both continue their studies, Misty reaching a second grade skill level by the time she begins kindergarten that fall.
>Your third child, Dingaling is born that winter, having the wall-eyes of her mother and oldest sister.
>And what little time you have not devoted to working, dading or husbanding is spent converting children's books into your Equish braille code.
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>>27666568
>Now, several months after she began, you'd say Melody is ready to tackle her first actual book.
>A strangely heavy, plain looking tome, this conversion of her favorite story, "Goats on the Moon" was made to be a sensory treat for your little girl.
>Illustrations are recreated by carving or or raising them on the thick, parchment pages.
>Objects affixed withing it are designed to set the scene, by recreating the feeling of a described objects texture, smell or sound when possible.
>You're quite proud of it.
>Sure, she already knew the story, but you're letting her start easy.
>Calling her in for a study session, you set the book in front of her, and instruct her to begin.
>She carefully traces her tiny digits over the cover, her face welling with joy as she realizes what it is.
>"Goats on the Moon!"
"Mmmhmm. Open it up."
>She does as instructed.
>"A. Long. Time. Ago. When. The. Ara- arri-"
"Sound it out sweetie."
>"Ari-maspi. And. Chimera. Were-n't Friends."

And that's it. Comments appreciated.
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>>27666574
Dear god that was adorable. Only if were longer it would be better, but it is good as is. At least I think so.
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>>27666325
>>27666300
>1625 duplicates.

Oh boy, this is going to take a while.

>>27666520
>>27666527
>>27666539
>>27666546
>>27666554
>>27666560
>>27666568
>>27666574

Damn. I'm a sucker for goody-feels.

Dat sum gud shit yo.
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>>27666628
dude what
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>>27666635
Sssh... You didn't see anything.
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>>27666645
i see every thing
we see every thing
EVERY
THING
no need to lie
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>>27665839
Ash is a qt. You should draw more of her.
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>>27665839
Dat Ash is looking fiiiine
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For ya'll horse lovers out there~
https://nhentai.net/g/166546/
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>>27667164
>No translation
Dropped
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>>27667204
It just came out, give it some time.
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>>27666391
>>27666232

Sup. Archive Anon >>27665865 here. I downloaded a bunch of stuff and ran it through the dupe detector and now have a big folder with unsorted pics. Before I go and separate everything, how should I categorize it all? I could do it as the dropbox did and stick with sorting them by Parent and Other/Multiple or is there a better way of doing things?
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>>27667340
You should probably just keep.it the regular way, but change some of the names (Minuette, Basil, Baff) and add a single OC folder for the satyrs with parents neither from the comics nor the show/movies.
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>>27667529
Okay then.

Current plans.

>Expand on Dropbox

>All OCs have their own folder, contained in general OC folder
>Fix/replace obsolete/infrequently used names
>Split by parent
>Pics with multiple satyrs have their own folder
>Any satyr I can't ID will go into the UNIDENTIFIED folder

Anything else?
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>>27667601
I say you make a seperate nsfw folder. In case someone wants to view satyr in public.
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>>27667623
NSFW needs a sub-folder for the loli stuff out there.
Some people either don't like, or live in a place where they legally can't see that.
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>>27667623
>>27667637

Bugger. That's gonna take extra time. Oh well, wouldn't want to get any of you guys to get arrested or anything.

So I'll make a few different torrents I guess. One with all the pictures, one SFW only, one NSFW only, one NSFW no loli.

(Following Derpibooru's rules on what is and not loli and image safe levels. SFW will include anything from safe to suggestive. NSFW will include anything from questionable to explicit.)

Also more questions.

Do satyrs with unnamed, non-pony parents whose species appears in the show (i.e. Petunia, Sushi, Ariana, Kimmy/Mera.) count as OCs?

Does Buoy Bell (offspring's offspring) count as an OC?

Does Anon (Mia Incognita was satyr's name, I think.) count as an OC?

The dropbox has a few folder names I can't recognize.

>Who is X and are they an OC?

>Big Red Dragon
>Eri
>Driftwood
>Safe Haven
>Bellow
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>Darcy teases Abacus about doing some roleplay in the bedroom
>He seems super excited about it
>She buys a 'Sexy Teacher' outfit on Amarezon and even gets the long ruler too
>Friday night comes;the parents are on a date, her siblings are out with their friends, and she's all dressed up and ready
>She texts Abacus to come over, flirting and telling him how much fun they're gonna have
>She hears the knock on the door
>Sees Abacus dressed in robes and a pointy wizard hat
>Hfw
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>>27667805
Is Darcy Abacus a thing? I always figured she would get with Warren. Guess Warren could have that delicious Peach if anything but still.
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>>27667637
Pseudo name for it?
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>>27667781
>Big Red Dragon
Rename to Basil, the giant dragon from that Fluttershy episode, no not an OC
>Eri
OC pony from the Emo thread, so yeah, they're an OC
>Driftwood
A satyr (faun, actually) from one of the deers in the comics, so not really. You should probably rename it to 'Deer' though
>Safe Haven
An OC pony from the Safe Haven threads
>Bellow
Rename to Baff, that green and black dragon in Spike's quest, no not an OC
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>>27667781
I thought you were gonna go with a drop box.
If you're doing a torrent, I'd just bundle the non-loli stuff, sfw or otherwise into a single.
But a dropbox would be better, as users who only pop in occasionally can more easily grab new stuff, and people wouldn't have to sort through the whole thing anytime they fell behind.

I would just include most of those as simple the species name, as long as the individual isn't truly specified, and offspring's offspring as simply going under the grandparent's folder for the sake of keeping it simple.
Mia, I would count as an OC.

Big Red Dragon is a canon but unnamed character, not an OC.
Forget who Eri is. I think Bellow is a background dragon from one of the two dragon lands episodes. Not an OC, if so.
Driftwood is the child of one of the deer (which one unspecified) from the IDW comic. Shit stuff, questionably to completely non-canon and totally irrelevant. I wouldn't say OC, though.
Safe Haven is an OC.
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>>27667828
Just call the folder loli/shota, I'd guess.
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>>27667827
I still ship Warren and Darcy, but yeah, I can see the Cheerimac aspect of Abacus. Though, why not Gala then? The girl needs more love.
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>>27667827
All the names are here >>27667845
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>>27667845
Got it. Thanks.

>>27667850
>I thought you were gonna go with a drop box.
>If you're doing a torrent, I'd just bundle the non-loli stuff, sfw or otherwise into a single.
>But a dropbox would be better, as users who only pop in occasionally can more easily grab new stuff, and people wouldn't have to sort through the whole thing anytime they fell behind.

I guess I'll do both then, because why not.

More questions. There's a folder on the dropbox titles MT. Inside are four pictures of a satyr I assume to be named Glenda. Should I rename the folder Glenda, or keep it MT? (I don't know why it was named that in the first place, so if anyone could explain that would be great.)
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>>27667934
Sort of a self-insert then offspring of said self-insert on MT's part. So probably keep it MT. But you'll have to ask her.
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>>27667962
Got it.

More questions. (Jeez, me. You're missing a lot of stuff.)

Folder titled Minty. OC or no?
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>>27667972
Post one of the images from it.
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>>27667989
I'm asking because ctrl+f Roxy on the satyr pastebin list can't find anything, plus Derpibooru has nothing either.
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>>27668011
Definitely an OC and an ugly one at that.
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>>27668011
Fairly certain that's an OC.
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>>27668026
>>27668027

Other pic. Only two, so yeah, probably an OC.
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Anyways, thanks for the help. I'll do what I can get done, but I'll definitely be back to ask for help with identifying some unknowns.

Now for the hard part.
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>>27667827

I like to think of it. Darcy is good at labor and home making, but can't do business end stuff worth shit.

Abacus is kinda the opposite.

I'm a slut for opposites and duality. So sue me.
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>>27668090
Actually more question.

Dropbox file named Solitaire. Confirm/Deny OC?

Note, there is another file with a very similar satyr named Clockwork. Any relation?

Pic is Solitaire.
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>>27668198
Solitaire is an OC from an unnamed circus dancer mare. Clockwork is a satyr who's the daughter of a background mare named Quiet Gestures.
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>>27668167
Fine. I'll see you in court!
https://youtu.be/xz4-aEGvqQM
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>>27668226
Thanks.
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>>27668228

dude what
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>>27668226
More questions.

I downloaded everything tagged satyr, which included things that aren't /satyr/ related.

Keep or no?
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>>27668284
If you got it off derpibooru, I'd say keep. When I was going through and retagging a lot of that stuff, I weeded out a lot of stuff that was just anthro or hooved humanizations. If it still has the satyr or satyrized tag, I feel it was at least quasi-related.
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>>27668339
Alright then.

Also holy shit, I'm glad I have DB filters on. I didn't know that there were satyr scat/piss/diaper pics in existance.
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>>27668352
I know, right? I had to retag that shit too.
Felt dirty to even open it. And not in a good way.
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>>27668365
Yeah, I downloaded everything with my filter set to Everything.

Maybe I should make a different folder for that kind of stuff...
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>>27668339
More question. Does Yuzu/Lewdzu count as a single or multiple satyrs when they're in the same picture?
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>>27668376
I wouldn't bother except with the loli and shota from pbooru. And that's for legal reasons.
People aren't glass, they can stand to look at it for a few seconds. Otherwise, you'll end up oversorting for every fetish.

>>27668395
Single.
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>>27668414
Thanks.
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>>27668414
Sorry for the barrage of questions.

Loli is obvious, but what about underage males? I'm pretty sure that picture of Snapshot getting a right old dicking is still technically underage sex.
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>>27668456
It comes down to how people tend to constitute what counts as underage.
Long and short, as long as something has sufficient animal features, it's given a pass, even if it's absolutely and underaged character. Often times, a snout on an otherwise human character seems to be enough. Thus why Derpi readily hosts foalcon.
But there's a grey area. And if something like the latter (snout on a human, or a satyr that's pure human from the waist up) is drawn in a sufficiently realistic style, or one that places enough emphasis on the child-like characteristic like some of Fuchs cmc satyr work, it can get the axe.
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>>27668513
Huh... I guess I'll cross that bridge when I make the SFW/NSFW editions.

Thanks.
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Good night /satyr/. I need to get some sleep.

I'll be putting in new flooring in the basement, so the archive might not be finished until next week.
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>>27668828
>I'll be putting in new flooring in the basement
I feel like you've said this already. Are you slacking on your home maintenance?
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>>27668884
That's fucking weird. I remember posting something like that, but I don't remember when exactly I typed that out...

Anyways, no. I got werk and stuf tu du. Also those plywood sheets are heavy as shit.

And I need to rent a hammer drill.

Sucks but gotta do wut gotta do.
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>>27669003

Anon are you having a stroke

Do you need medical attention
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>>27669008
Might be drunk. If that's the case, I know who it is and know he likes a certain pink pony an awful lot.
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>>27669255
Nobby?
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>>27669263
No, but he has the same amount of letters in his name and ends in a Y.
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>>27669271
Vinny?
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>>27669501
Yoooooo.
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>>27668414
>People aren't glass, they can stand to look at it for a few seconds. Otherwise, you'll end up oversorting for every fetish.
This.
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>>27669592
Even though toilet and inflation fetishes are fucking trash?
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What do you think physically attracts shy guys like Orion, Simmer, and Warren? Chests, butts, hips, or legs?
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>>27669885
I always saw Warren as an ass man. Simmer more of a boob guy. Dont know who Orion is tho
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>>27670228
Rory: Twilight's son. She sometimes forgets who he is too.
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>>27670265
oh yea! im so used to rory, yeeah he is a hip and ass guy. he fucks This hard.
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>>27670265
>She sometimes forgets who he is too
Ouch.
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>>27670530
That headcanon with Twilight as a horrible mother never made sense to me.
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>>27571741
Help, other Anons are having impure thoughts about one of our daughterus.
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>>27671096
Or some of us are just hanging out in /swt/ as well.
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>>27671201
That doesn't excuse the fact that they're not going to treat poor Kimmy and Mera right and are only interested in her for one thing.
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>>27671208
What makes you think that? /swt/ loves its waifus.
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>>27670853
I love it.
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What does Gala look like? I'd draw her if I got her description.
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>>27671409
Someone drew this a couple of threads ago.
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>>27671449
>Open shoulder crop top
>Short hair
>Short tail
>Shorts
Mi corazon
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>>27671449
Who drew this? I don't think I've seen this style before in the thread.
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>>27671449
Fuck, I cant belive this semen demon has gone on unnoticed for so long. This is a really hot pic. What is her personality like? What does she do?
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>>27671516
No idea. There's no name on Derpibooru, and the guy who posted it in this thread went by "Have Some Dash".
>>27671518
There hasn't been much about her, so make up something.
My headcanon: Darcy is the one who grows up to leave the farm and become a business woman, while Gala stays because she's always been better at farming than her older sister.
Gala is almost like her father, except not as shy and more talkative she even talks like Big Mac sometimes, "eeyup". She likes to think of ways to make work around the farm fun, like racing to the trees with her cousins or parents, making bets on who can pick the most apples in one hour (the loser has to buy the winner a cupcake or a drink), and so on. Optimistic and cheerful.
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>>27671679
I like the idea of her being more lively and competitive. Like a tomboy. And I can see her being more of homebody too. I really like the idea of her being very comfortable in her own skin and wearing really revealing clothing too. Im gonna try and figure out things to write for with her.
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>>27671449
She reminds me of the nerdy girl in Scooby Doo.
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>>27671791
What if she and a few others dress up as the group in Scooby Doo for Nightmare Night? And they all have fun running around pretending to solve mysteries while being chased by monsters.
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>>27671839
Sounds fun.
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>>27671839
Great idea
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>>27671791
If Gala dresses up as Velma, then which satyrs would be dressed up as the rest of the gang?
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>>27672914

Sapphire as Daphne
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>>27673025
Not Prism?
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>>27672914
I don't know about the rest, but I'm sure Anon would be Scooby.
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>>27673162

Either works really. Sapphire was the first to come to my mind
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>>27673191
>Uncle Anon would be Shaggy
>he's already got the beard in order
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>>27673191
>>27673250
Why does Anon need to be involved? Setiously.

>>27673199
Has Daphne ever worn a suit? If so, that would actually fit REALLY well; depending on the iteration.
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>>27673298
>Why does Anon need to be involved? Setiously.
Why shouldn't he?
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>>27673308
See >>27672914
>Which Satyrs
>Satyrs
Do you even read?
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>>27673332
I don't mind if Anon is in it.
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>>27673347
Anon can be Scooby then. Laika can be Shaggy.
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>>27673357
How would Laika pull off the beard?
Pull some dog hairs from her butt and glue them on her chin?
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>>27673373
Marker pen.
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>>27673390
That would work too. She'd look funny for a few days afterwards though.
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>>27673396

But would she be able to swooce right in
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Sup Famalamadingdongs, Archive Anon here. I'm finally finished with splitting everything in their respective files and everything unknown, unnamed, or possibly unrelated is in the file below. Yes, NSFW pictures included.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/kjbfkiwq3l25j08/AABRm1sAFd21YFqWT5flHvcVa?dl=0

If it's in there, it's because I legitimately don't know their names or are otherwise unnamed.

Don't be surprised if some of the pictures aren't /satyr/ related. I mass-downloaded them from a few different websites and I can't separate them in the event that they actually are /satyr/ related. (The real reason is that I can't be assed, but you guys don't need to know that.)

The files are all numbered, so if you've got their names just list it and the picture's file number here and I'll rectify it.
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>>27673502
>>27673510
Also yes, I admit, I can't tell any of the drakes apart.

Sorry DrakeAnon.
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>>27673526
Simmer and Broil you mean?
Broil has human hands, dragon ears and no wings.
Simmer has dragon arms, elf ears and wings.

Also, Broil usually has longer hair than her brother.
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>>27673191
>>27673298
Anon can be the "monster" chasing them.

>"Old man Anon!"
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for me fucking that sexy dog!"
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>>27673555
Usually, but not always.
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>>27673626
Didn't he used to wear a hoodie?
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>>27673742
Only a couple pics. Some had him in a sweater, others in regular shitt and shorts.
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>>27673759
I liked the hoodie though. For a guy that supposedly hates how he looks he's sure drawn showing a fair amount of skin. Now if only Ash had some more practical wear.
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>>27673825

>Wear bikini armor
>Someone shoots you with an arrow
>Ded
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>>27673832
It's probably enchanted.
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>>27673832
>Dragon skin
>Implying a puny arrow could kill a drake
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>>27673849
Maybe that's it. Her scales are so tough it's like natural leather armor. She doesn't really need armor at all, just likes to wear metal bikinis for fashion,
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>>27673849
They also have human skin, so they're not tough and near-indestructible like pure dragons are.
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>>27673885
I really don't think so.
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>>27673905
Well, they do have human looking upper bodies, but maybe their skin there is more thick and leathery than normal human skin.
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>>27673922
>they do have human looking upper bodies
Of course they do. Have you forgotten that they're half HUMAN?
What do dragons even have to do with leather?
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>>27673954

Something like pic related
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>>27673954
>What do dragons even have to do with leather?
Nothing, but they have scales which are much tougher than skin.

To be honest though, I think I'd still go with dragon satyrs having normal human skin on their upper body and scales on their lower.
So she'd probably need to wear armor at least on her upper half.
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>>27673868
>Ash, why are you always looking like someone out of a lost issue of Weird Tales magazine? Seriously, I'm half expecting to He-Man to show up to beat Skeletor's bony ass again.
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>>27673984
I just attribute their tough skin to innate magic. The same thing that makes pegasus satyrs control the weather and unicorn satyrs to cast spells.
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>>27673984
I like this headcanon.
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>>27673984
Just on her fleshy torso bits, since she's got scales on her arm and back.
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>>27674113
Yikes, that duck face.
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>>27674113
A breastplate should take care of that.
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I'd love to see Ash wearing a proper full breastplate.
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>>27673984
They are part human, so it makes sense that they need to wear some armour to protect the parts that aren't covered with tough scales.
It just sounds so... dull, to have the drake satyrs be some sort of near-indestructible beings who can never be injured no matter what enemies and villains throw at them.
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>>27674012
In my mind, the only things that could hurt a dragon, and subsequently drakes, are armor piercing bullets, magic unicorn lasers, dragon fire tempered steel, and probably the easiest and most painful, dragonsbane extract.
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>>27674177
I never thought of them as being Demi gods, just much more resilient. If humans "dominant" genes result in our lovely abominations being human top and pony bottom, then i like to imagine that drakes have a mix of human top appearance but their body being the stuff of dragons.

Also, I REALLY want to see Broil do a sensual lava bath only to have her come up from the water completely bald since her hair isn't strong enough.
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>>27674204
Also aids.
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>>27674177
It's the opposite for me. I think it's plain silly if just the human components of their body aren't up to par with the dragon components.
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>>27674253
That's a universal killer, Anon.
What do you think would be the reaction of Snapshot's friends if they found out he had AIDS?
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>>27674253
There is no aids in Equestria.
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>>27674243
>Also, I REALLY want to see Broil do a sensual lava bath only to have her come up from the water completely bald since her hair isn't strong enough.
That would be hilarious.
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>>27674304
If a dragon satyr tried to take a lava bath, they'd come up without an upper body.
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>>27674243
Why wouldn't it be? Hair is just keratin, the same stuff as their nails.
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>>27674377
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>27674377
That is cute!
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>>27674377
I don't get it, but that's adorable.
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>>27674377
That's super cute MT!
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>>27674377
So what is the story for the Dazzling's kid living in the same year the other satyrs live in?
Was he born before The Dazzlings were all banished by Starswirl, so the kid is now hundreds of years old but cursed to look like a child forever? You know, since The Dazzlings are also very old yet still look like teenage girls.
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>>27674812

EqG aren't canon, but the characters are (Dazzlings, Subset, etc)
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>>27674294

"Hey, Snappy, I heard you caught AIDS. Tough break, buddy. I guess you shouldn't have had all that unprotected anal sex with strangers, huh?"
>"Fuck you, Anon, I caught it from you! Why aren't you dying too?!"
"I dunno. The doctor's best guess is that since I have pretty much every STD known to medical science as well as some that aren't, the viruses are so busy fighting against one another that they've all kinda just forgotten about me."
>"Why didn't you tell me this before I let you... You know!"
"Put my winky in you? Well... I guess I just got caught up in the moment and forgot."
>"You forgot? Oh, okay, I guess that makes everything all better."
"Really? Because if I was you I'd be mad as hell."
>"No of course not really, idiot!"
"Man, I don't know what to say... I'm sorry my dick killed you."
>"Go away."
"Ah, come on Snappy. Seeing as you're already dying why not have a good time? What's the worst that could happen?"
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>>27674812
Dude, given that we have a Sunset satyr, the mers aren't that much of a logic leap.
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>>27674377
Adorable. Is it too late to retcon her getting with a shark?
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>>27675356
It's been implied for a while that Maxie might be Buiy's father. At least a few threads after the Mers were made/mentioned. So whatever you prefer.
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>>27675479
Id be ok with it. Maybe I'll work on something with them later
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>>27675520
There's a story out there with Maxie meeting Ding and getting a crush.
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>>27675554
Link?
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>>27675575
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23963507/#24011135
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>>27675356
>>27675479
Personally, I prefer the shark idea.
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>>27673502
No but seriously guys, I do need help identifying any satyrs that are in these pictures. Any Derpibooru image numbers only led to pictures without names and some images were not tagged at all on their hosted image sites.

Anything that's left will go into the "I Don't Have A Fucking Clue" dump file.

If you recognize a satyr in a picture, list the file number and the satyr and I'll get on it.
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>>27675664
Is this what LSD is like
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>>27677010
Unless anyone else does it, then I'll have a look at the Dropbox later tonight and see if I can recognize some satyrs.
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>>27678311
What's up with satyrs wanting to smoke and all? If it's not cigarettes it's Mary Jane. Don't they know they cause cancer?
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>>27656023
Welp, looks like Fluttershy's pregnancy with the twins was scary.
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>>27678660
Yet when they were born, she had as little complications as she did with her three other babies. The mare was so happy when the two new bundles of joy were in her hooves. As usual, she cried.
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>>27678696
Which mother, including the humans, do you think had the worst pregnancy/pregnancies?
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>>27678392
I wonder... what's the consensus on drake satyrs being able to breathe fire?
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>>27678738
Probably the same amount who think pegasus satyrs could fly, unicorn satyrs can do magic, and earth pony satyrs can apple real well.
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>>27678710
Warren's mom, Dash, and probably that one drake whose name I forget. He was always brought up with Shotel; that Eddy girl.
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>>27678738
A little puff of smoke or a tiny flame. Nowhere near as well as the average dragon.
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>>27679002
Lame.
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>>27674335
True. They can resist really hot temperatures, but diving right into lava is a death sentence.
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>>27679235
Why should it?
>>
At work. Dealing with an issue, but hopefully it'll be resolved early. In the meantime, feel free to suggest SFW requests WITH REFERENCE PICS and I'll skim through them later.

You guys know I might not be able to draw at all, but it never hurts to try, right?
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>>27679295
Cool, how about Kaos laying back while floating in the air?
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>>27641264

>"I should have them all executed!"
>You sigh, carefully running your daughter's favourite ornate silver comb through her long, silky hair.
"Sweetheart, you can't kill the other children just because the got silly string in your hair."
>As her father you may be biased, but you still assert that there wasn't an inch of your darling daughter that wasn't perfect and adorable.
>She went to great lengths to maintain herself the the highest standard and it showed.
>Above all else though, she was especially proud of her beautiful pink locks.
>"Why not? They deserve it."
>You smirk for a moment.
"I doubt others would see it that way."

Is Dawn the prettiest satyr?
>>
Oh shit...I just remembered tomorrow is Father's Day.

Fuck.
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>>27679309
New plan: Father's Day requests.

SWF to draw now, NSFW to draw later
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>>27679314
Kaos giving Discord a "Chaotic Good Dad" t-shirt?
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>>27679306
Eh.
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>>27679309
It's also my birthday. Hooray me.
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>>27679295
Mia hugging Anon and calling him her favorite faggot.
>>27679425
Happy birthday Anon. Hope you'll get out today and have fun.
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>>27679309
Yuzu and Murmur arguing in a store about what they should buy for their dad.
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>>27679499
>get out
But that doesn't sound conducive to having fun at all.

Most likely I'll just sit outside in the garden with a drink and a cigar and hope for stories of cute satyrs doing cute things.
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>>27679314
Groot trying to carve an offshoot branch she pruned off into something she can give him?
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>>27679571
Is Groot that Timberwolf kid?
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>>27679562
What about satyrs doing lewd things cutely?
>>
>>27679605
That would also be acceptable, in addition to doing cute things lewdly, like making daddy a cake and licking their fingers clean of icing while oblivious to how suggestive they're being.
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>>27679598
Yes. Sorry I forgot to reference.
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>>27679309
>>27679314

Im gonna request both since I probably will be at work when you take NSFW request.

SFW: Gumdrop giving Anon a small envelop containing 2 tickets to the Super Hoofbowl as a gift.

NSFW: Anon fucking a pregnant hard Gumdrop against a sink as she pants with sweat rolling down her face.
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>>27679611
Shit, my boner needs this.
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>>27679668
I'm don't have enough unf~ to describe this.
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Would you let your abomination get a piercing?

If you answer yes and roll evens then they get a taste for it and it rapidly grows into an obsession with body modification like so >>>/d/6807543
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>>27679668
But pregnant daughterus need to be loved tenderly.
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>>27679314
Garret and/or Sapphire giving Anon the most wonderful tie in the world.
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>>27679668
>NSFW
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>>27679715
He puts it on and ironically breaks into song.

"I look handsome, I look smart
I am a walking work of art
Such a dazzling tie of many colors
How I love my tie of many colors."
>"Okay dad, we get it. If you don't like it can you at least not be a jerk about it?"
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>>27679755
I thought the animated movie had better music
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>>27679703
>Tfw you have a small folder of every image like that you can find.
Would they let daddy pick their mods?
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>>27679764
Well seeing as he's the one being forced to pay for them, probably.
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>>27679764
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>>27679792
Fine enough.
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>>27679849
Now he can suck three dicks at once.
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>>27679314
A second request: Derpy's kids surprising their dad with breakfast in bed.
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>>27679314
>>27679309

SFW
Can you draw this cutie sitting with Big Mac and drinking some cold ones by a fence post? >>27671449

NSFW
Can you draw her flashing her bare freckled breasts?
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>>27679314
Laika playing fetch with her dad.
Pogo or Garret going fishing with their dad. Pogo likes fishing. Garret dislikes it but pretends he loves it just this day because he wants his father to be happy.
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>>27679314
Snapshot dressed in male clothing and making Glimmer pretend to be his girlfriend as he introduces her to his dad. Snapshot believes his dad thinks he's straight, but in actual fact he knows his son is as bent as wet spaghetti and doesn't really care.

Sure his dad my be away on business a lot, but he isn't stupid.
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>>27679499
Is she young, shortstack, or both?

I tried, but I can barely get a wireframe sketched out. I'll keep your requests in mind and try to get as many as I can done when I get home at 5.
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>>27680515
Not the guy, but I can see Mia being more or less the same size as Dingaling.
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>>27680515
She's the result of Anon x ponified Femanon.
I'd say she's a loli and she damn well knows it.
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>>27680584
I thought it was the result of Anon, and an anon who was turned into a female pony? Wasn't her mother from the anon turned filly threads?
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>>27680584
So another electra?
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>>27680584
>Anon x ponified Femanon.
Or ponified Anon who got turned into a filly.
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>>27680653
If you want. Personally, I never really liked anything Anonfilly related because ponification a shit.
So it really makes no difference to me.

>>27680640
>>27680686
Oh. Ugh.
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>>27680709
I may be wrong. i was just asking
>>
So what should the OP for the Fathers Day thread?

I have a pic of Annie and Sombra eating Crystals.
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>>27680640
I don't know, but personally I'm going with the headcanon that she's a Femanon who was somehow (magic?) transformed into a pony.
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>>27681024
Alternatively, a just as good headcanon is that she's just a green mare who happens to be called Anonfilly.
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>>27681022
That Cider pic where her dad is giving her a piggy back ride while Applejack walks with them
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>>27681022
I vote the truth.
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>>27681068
Ok, I dont have that pic, so if you do can you make the OP?

>>27681080
Thats a good one too.
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>>27681022
That pic of Mistake hugging anon and telling him that she loves him
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New thread when?
>>
Since this thread has reached the bump limit, I think I can ask this one thing:
How is your Saturday going? Me, I'm having a really bad day.
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>>27681394
That sucks. Im just getting ready to go to work and waste my day. Sadly I wont have a day off until tues, way past the fathers day fun
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>>27681416
>Sadly I wont have a day off until tues
That's not nearly as sad as hearing that your mother has just been hit by a car.
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>>27681472
Didn't tell us what the situation was, just that you were having a bad day. Wasn't trying to out pity you. Sucks to hear that, hope she lives.
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>>27681394
Not great either. I have horrible travel induced vertigo that's making me dizzy, nauseous and sway like I'm drunk out my mind. It really does feel like being drunk and like you're constantly going to fall over, and I have to be at work again on Monday. It probably sounds stupid, but a few hours after getting up I'm already exhausted because I have to concentrate so much on maintaining my balance.
>>
Where is the new thread?
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>still no new thread
R.I.P. Satyr
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>>27681695
Here you go

>>27681743
>>27681743
>>27681743
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