Satyr Abomination Thread #171: Big family Edition:

So dj, what did you want to talk about?

>>27584267
I have been bought by Nigerian scammers while trying to create a monopoly on cat make up... They're having me brand satyr. You all now owe me a quarter every time you use a satyr I made. Including lewd alternates. I'm sorry, everyone. It's not my fault; my Nigerian owners are forcing me to.

>>27584381
Kek

>>27582353
>urethral fucking
What makes it worse is that the guy who goes on and on about this and nothing else.
He got better. I mean, he used to just jump in on any conversation with "But what about Ariana and urethra?", but didn't add anything.
Someone called him on it, said it was like Timberposting at the worst, and he's since actually written and posted a story or two. Which is good.

But I want to know (and can't ask, or whiteknight anon will go fucking mental) if he's ever actually had urethral sex. Because I'm pretty sure it'd be painful, not orgasm inducing without clitstim, at least, and that you can't actually clench your urethral muscles. Also, infections. Infections everywhere.

>>27584955
>I'm pretty sure it'd be painful, not orgasm inducing
Google "Amazing Ty" or "urethra fuck". Check out the videos on xhamster and similar.

>a 4th poster joins
If only we had more. I want to party like last night. Well, in /sad/ at least.
>tfw you guys are my only friends outside of work

>A 5th poster joins
Well, the night is young...

You limeys better get online.

>>27585018
Three's a party. Four's a bash. Buddy, we're a freaking fiesta.

>>27584973
>Amazing Ty
The first video is her being double anally fisted, the second is her shoving an entire champagne bottle up her vag, the third is her using three cucumbers and I don't know where they're all going.
Also, she's a porn starlet. She's paid to pretend to orgasm anyway, sometimes with two different men's forearms inside her. But I really don't think an actress this extreme makes a good metric for "this feels good".

>Urethra fuck
I'm sure some of those are amateur, but I really can't watch them right now.
I'll admit, there seems to be a few. And I'm sure that some of them do feel good. But I can't find much on nerve endings in the urethra anyway, most of the stuff leads to medical information on how damage to the urethra often leads to inferred pain elsewhere, and pain felt in the urethra is often because of damage to the bladder. There was some stuff about how easy it is to damage the urethra, but that seeems to be from external force, not internal

>>27585018
>limeys
I'll hook you right in the gobber m80.

I gotta head out and walk the dogs, but I always enjoy the day more when I see you're online. You drop a fantastic amount of artwork, and you seem to do it quite quickly too

(MT, you're also an pretty cool gal. But last threadisded)

IF you geta chance, I'd love to see a satyr (don't mind who) holding an electric guitar and wearing torn up clothes, being confused at the rock farm.

>>27585049
>nerve endings in the urethra anyway
I think the key point is that the female prostate is located around the urethra, and fucking it, whether with a dick or other smaller objects stimulates the prostate. Imagine if you could somehow reach in and directly stimulate your prostate from within.

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>>27585018
I was busy testing out the art program I got. It's nice, the brushes look neat.
>Tfw pretty sure this picture is all types of messed up and I hide the mistakes underneath the paint

>>27585103
Ah, looks very nice!

>>27585103
What progrum do you use?

>>27585103
... Holy SHIT. Vag, is that you? You stop using your phone and 3ds, and THIS is the product?! God damn! Why you been hding out on us?

>>27585121
Danke. I still feel like trash wasting all this effort on yet another Simmer pic besides Broil, or any other satyr.
>>27585133
I'm using an app on my phone called MediBang Paint. So far I think it's the best one I've tried so far.

>>27585158
Kek, no, I'm still using my handhelds to draw. I have a tablet, I just find this to be more convenient. Maybe I'll use it more once I'm better at art and use it to animate something.
>Tfw Flipnote Hatena is dead on the 3DS ...

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>>27585166
>phone
Oh. Have you thought about getting a drawing tablet for PC?
I can't recommend SAI enough. I'm sure there are other, better programs out there but this one is simple and produces quality. I used to use GIMP, but it's tablet support sucks.

>>27585166
You should draw more Broil.

>>27585198
Yeah, I've got a Wacom Splash for my laptop and use FireAlpaca primarily to draw. It's a really good program with lots of brush customizations, but not quite at the level of SAI. Still, it's neat freeware. Hot Mistake

>>27585166
It's okay. Some people actually like Simmer... I am one of those people. Danke, Vag.

>>27585237
I should. Honestly, a lot of my precious babies I've made tend to get sidelined. I should be rectifying that soon though.

>>27585266
>Precious babies
Hold up... Are you saying you made Simmer, or are you just implying you love the Fizzle twins like sonfu and daughteru?

>>27585282
Mhm, I made Simmer. Or atleas the one who came up with the first design. Pyre came up with the second design and character traits.

>>27585296
Damn! Anyone else you can lay claim to?

>>27585307
>lay claim to
But, anon, satyrs belong to everyone.

>>27585307
Yeah sure. I made the three other sphinxes, Emma, Noelle, and Jade. I made Blare after going along with Pyre's redesign of Simmer, the poor babe. I made muh best birb Oliver. I had an idea where I wanted to take the other diamond dog satyr Kipper, but that's long gone. I didn't create them, rather built upon a framework, but I tried to flesh out already existing satyrs like Dagger and Cinder by giving them names and some stories to go with them. Pyre, now, he made Driftwood and Mau from the comics, and Emery for his CYOA that's...in hiatus? I'unno.
>>27585343
Also this. This so much.

>>27585343
I mean claim in the sense of "mhmm, these guys came out of my balls", not "I OWN these satyrs".

>>27585363
Gonna rank these on how well I remember them.
>Emma: 8
>Noelle: 2
>Jade: 5
>Blare: 6
>Oliver: 10
And you say the rest you didn't create, right?

>>27585388
Yeah. My streak for creaing notable sayrs so far isn't that great. What I find weird though is why Noelle is ranked highest considering she's the second most recent one.

>>27585406
Uhh, higher number is better, not lower. So a 10/10 is the best you can get. You were holding the map upside down, friendo.

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>>27585436
Oooh. Well cool, I'm really satisfied with that top 3. Hoo.

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Have any of you just stumbled upon a song and thought what would be like if a certain satyr sang it? I always felt that this one fit Asha. https://youtu.be/AeR7zo2zfKM
Also, what are you listening to /sat/?

I dreamt that I was at a restaurant with Mistake. It was strange...I felt an overwhelming sense of love. I don't remember if it was platonic or romantic love, all I know is that I feel butterflies in my stomach when I think of her. Why the fuck am I in love with a fictional character?

>>27586072
Probably because she's cute and sexy.

>>27585363
>Pyre, now, he made Driftwood and Mau from the comics, and Emery for his CYOA that's...in hiatus? I'unno.
Does he not visit /satyr/ anymore?

>>27586147
He got hit by a propeller on his way to the store.

>>27585700

I heard this a short time ago and thought about Sirius.

http://youtu.be/8ZDqVdGGrjE

What the hell would Yuzu do for a living? I honestly can't see her as anything but a hairdresser for some reason.

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>>27586723
Professional underground cage fighter. She wears a necklace of all the ears she's bitten off her opponents.

Daddy always taught her to be able to handle herself in a fight, should she need to, so why not use those skills?

>>27586723
She runs a relatively successful greengrocers/smoothie shop. Her batgenes gave her the slightly stronger sense of taste and smell, compared to normal ponies, so she could delve deeper into making complicated recipes. Whilst not all ponies can understand the layers, they can appreciate that she can nearly always give them something that fits exactly what they need Like a sommelier, but for fruit.

Or she's turning tricks, just like her mother.

>>27586723
What if she becomes a vampire slayer?

>>27586750
It's like fighting against Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

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>>27586754

>"Wait, you can't kill me!"
"Oh yeah, why not? A job's a job after all."
>"B-Because I have a family, I pay my taxes, I give to charity! I'm not a bad guy, I just need to drink a little blood now and then!"
"That really sounds like more of a you problem. Like, It doesn't really matter to me seeing as I get paid regardless."
>"But we're basically the same!"
"Okay, I'll bite. How are we the same?"
>"You... I've seen you drink a little blood now and then too."
"W-What? Liar!"
>"It's true, I've seen you pestering your dad for a little nibble on the wrist now and then. I know you're not technically a vampire like me, but don't you think that makes us kind of the same?"
"You do realise now I'm going to have to kill you anyway to make sure you don't go telling anybody about my, um... odd tastes, right?"
>"What? Aww come on!"
"Sorry, but how about you make this nice and easy and don't fight back?"

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>>27586752
>Or she's turning tricks, just like her mother.
Yuzu is not for sexual. Not for less than $700 per hour at least.

>>27586723
She's a professional assassin.

>>27586851
That somehow made me think of this.
>Luna really wants her daughter to find some friends and spend some time with them instead of staying cooped up every night
>She pays Yuzu money to go to Canterlot and just hang out with Selene a little
>Yuzu grudgingly agrees, thinking that it's going to be boring as heck. But she needs some money so she can buy a nice present to her dad on Father's Day
>Little did Yuzu and Selene know that this was going to be the beginning of a great friendship

>>27585198
wew

School is over soon for the kids. What's your satyr kid planning to do all summer?

>>27589088
A fuckload of heroin and autoerotic asphyxiation.

>>27589109
What a great parent you are.

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>>27589088
Visits to the grandparents, a trip to the water park, time with their friends, and as many books as the adorable fuckers are willing to read.

>>27589338
>Visits to the grandparents
In Ariana's case, the only grandparents in Equestria would be her mother's. I wonder what a visit to the arimaspi lands would be like.

>>27589338
>a trip to the water park
Have we gotten any art of satyrs swimming or being on a beach yet?

>>27589477
>satyrs swimming
Would satyrs swim like ponies do?

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Tried my hand at an Anon Filly satyr. I'm leaning towards the name Mia Incognita, but I'm open to suggestion. Yay, nay?

>>27589184
Thanks! Don't worry, I'll make sure she doesn't choke to death on her own puke. After all, what are fathers for?

>>27589599
Sounds cute.

>>27589477
We had a pic of Laika on what looked like a beach.

>>27589529
Don't be silly, Anon. Everybody Knows that if horses or ponies come into contact with even the minutest drop of water they dissolve. That's why the old rancher saying goes "only a fool keeps his studs out in the rain."

>>27589088
Camping, hiking, fishing. Fun, kid-friendly wilderness stuff.
Maybe wrestle a bear.

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>>27589646
>>27589477

>>27591511
Not enough Stormwalker.

>>27592305
>Breezy satyr
>Micro Fetish: Unlocked

>>27592305
Neat, are you doing any others?

>>27592305
Aww, she's a cutie! Is she actually friends with Catrina?

>>27592305
Aww yeah! Breezie satyr!

So how would you define Broil's personslity traits? I'm in the middle of drawing her and can't really get anything other than 'extrovert'. Headstrong, fun loving, that kind of dtuff. Do you think her character should be fleshed out a little more?

>>27593650
Young: Spunky, peppy, likeable. "That" girl; the kind in high school who was all smiley and popular; but not because she was smiley, but kind of easy.

Late teen-adult: Regretful about what she did when she was younger, especially since it probably made things harder for Simmer. Still peppy; but less "Whoo ,sunshine and rainbows and flowers!" and more "Heh, cute and good and safe... Yay~". More controlled and calm, but still a happy girl.

>>27593704
Sounds like she could be into the school's cheerleading/dance team. I'd probably add 'likes to try out tons of hobbies and sports just for the fun of it' when she's young. Quick to take interest, but just as quick to drop when she takes up a new thing.

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>>27589646
gotchu senpai

>>27593861
Do you think she takes her top off and runs on the beach?

>>27593993
>you will never watch Laika running around the beach naked on all fours, boobs jiggling all over the place as she chases a beach ball being kicked around by her friends

>>27593993
No. I think she runs on the beach; but is too "in dog mode" to even remember she has clothes on. Just focused on "That tree! That squirrel! SAND! Bowowowow!"

>>27594017
So focused she doesn't notice when her bikini gets snagged on something and torn off.

Has MT ever drawn Laika? I would like to see a qt shortstack Laika in MT's style.

>>27594037
Exactly. Either it stays on, or gets ripped off. She doesn't notice or care. I would think it would stay on though, since it is a beach; not a forest. Not much to get snagged on. If it was loose enough that something like sand or the ocean can rip it off; then she was probably planning to have it come off in the first place. Premeditated stripping is not an accident. Like I said; I doubt it would get ripped off on the beach.

>>27594049
I'd like to see Pupper Laika in her style.

>>27591511
>>27593861
We desperately some beach themed green. Like, who wouldn't want a road trip story?

>>27594192
That would be nice.

>>27594518
I'd like to see these two having a bikini contest on the beach.

>>27594617
I guess ask one of the drawfags or commission it if you want it

>>27589599
Your artstyle is cute.

>>27589599
I agree with the others, that is cute. Although I must admit that the whole Anonfilly x human assuming the human is also another anon is kinda weird. Not saying I hate it, just that it sounds odd.

>>27596102
Anonfilly is a pony though. Not sure what the official story behind hef is. Did she get transformed from a human to a pony or something?

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>>27596175
I think the most common story is that Twilight either wanted to test a new spell on Anon and fucked up, or turned him into a filly on purpose to teach him a lesson or something. And now he's stuck in a filly's body until someone finds a way - or decides - to reverse the spell.

>>27595629
Somebody gre up to be hot as fuck

>>27594617
Do you think Petunia moos sometimes?

>>27596716
I believe she does, just like I believe that Laika barks at her if she's within hearing distance.

>>27596716
I'd say only when her emotions are running high. So when she's very angry, or sad, or horny. Any extreme emotion causes her bovine side to show.

>>27597213
So if she's really pissed, she'll moo and rush and headbutt someone?

>>27597274
Probably not that last part, but yeah.

>>27597338
So just mooing while running? That sounds hilarious.

>>27597426
Mooing while stomping. You know how girls angrily pace? Yeah.

>>27597545
It must cost her parents a fortune to repair the floors everytime she's mad.

>>27597577
Isn't her mother one of AJ's cows?
Presumably she lives with the Apples.
They wouldn't make her live in the barn with the cows, would they?

>>27597585
One story did. Homeschooled and everything.

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>>27597585
I'd think when the her and the boy turned into teenagers was when they started to worry a little.

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>>27594208
So Hope's planning a road trip to the coast and asks some friends to come with, who in turn ask their friends to come with. Soon enough, there's like, enough people to fit 5 cars and now Hope has to call for back up.

All around, fifteen satyrs are heading to the beach around Los Pegasus Hope's driving the family minivan, which seats 8 people in total. She asks for Darcy's help with her pick-up truck, which seats 4 people. Tonbo helps out as well with her small Beetle, which also fits 4 people.

With the equipment, luggages, and gear spread amongst three cars, besides Darcy, Hope, and Tonbo, which satyrs are invited to the road trip and who get in which car?

>>27597980
I had a similar thing planned, but kind of different.

>>27597980
>Hope asked Pogo, Garret, and Cider

>Pogo first asked his sister, but she said no
>Then he asked everyone in Fluttershy's family; only Thorn said yes.
>Pogo then asked Icarus, but he had other plans
>Prism really wanted to go with them, though, which Pogo was totally cool with
>"The only way this road trip could get better is if someone you REALLY like is with you" Pogo thought to himself as he went and asked Alex
>Who said yes
>He made one last stop at a certain DJ pony's house and asked her daughter, whom has almost always been there to provide some neat music at his small parties, if she wanted in
>Dee gladly agreed to tag along. Of course, her brother, Jay, also wanted to go when he heard them talking
>Which everyone was okay with

>Garret did the same as Pogo and went and asked his sister, who was really hesitant at first because of the condition on her legs she has
>But he assured her that nobody was going to make a big deal out of it, and she agreed
>Garret asked Laika, who gladly accepted

>Cider wanted to ask her brother, Utah, but he recently got grounded for using their dad's gun without permission
>She suddenly spots Zecora leaving Ponyville along with her kid, Asha
>Running up to them, she asks if it's okay for Asha to follow her and a group of friends on a road trip
>The answer was Yes

>When she heard that her cousin was going to be a driver and go on a vacation to a cool beach near Los Pegasus, Stormwalker just couldn't help but tag along with Tonbo

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>>27594192
>road trip story
Vinny is here hard at work making this kind of grand adventure story!
>>27597980
This map is basis for my route, dont you tempt me with your crudely drawn dots and sunny face, boi!

Quack

>>27598621
>Asha, Dee, and Stormwalker all have a dance off on the beach in their bikinis.
>Laika's off chasing a frisbee with Garret
>Thorn and Darcy are cooking stuff up on the grill with Jay
>Pogo and Alex get into a sand castle competition
>Cider and Tonbo ard busy playing in the ocean while Prism cheers on on a nearby cloud
>Sapphire marked her spot on the beach with the biggest umbrella, a cooler filled with cola, and some magazines
>Later on there's a volleyball game and some tunes by Darcy and Cider as they eat sround a campfire

>>27593704
So basically Liru?

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So which satyrs are doms, which satyrs are subs, and which satyrs are switches?

>>27601739
>Doms
The ones named Dom
>Subs
The ones named Jared (they are also pedophiles)
>Switches
The ones in your house who you have to touch to turn on.

Do you think drakes have a hard time getting tattoos because of their skin and scales?

>>27602390
>Background Unnamed Drake wants to get a tramp stamp
>The tattoo artist attempts to give her the ink she wants
>It cannot sign
>The drake goes to another
>The same problem arises
>Wishing to have her stamp of tramps, the unnamed drake decides to try a different approach
>She goes to a metal worker and has him fashion a bar with a specific design at the end
>She takes the barn to a farm and gets branded
>The drake barely feels it and it looks like a regular tat
>The shit drakes have to put up with to get scale tattoos

>>27602390
On their skin? No. It's human skin, it's not impenetrable.
On their scales? Yeah, probably.

>>27602428
"Yup, not gonna regret this once I'm fifty," Blare says staring back at her ass.

>>27602476
I'd say it'd be as tough as the scales due to magic stuff

Satyr name followed by verb to describe a picture you want see of that satyr doing that verb with their father.
Examples:
Home Run: catch
Laika (pup): cuddle

I'd like some ideas for when I get home.

Go.

>>27602512
Laika: fetch
Gumdrop: flirt
Hope: cook
Glimmer: bowl
Radiance: d-d-d-duel
Darcy: barcrawl
Yuzu: juggle

>>27602512
>Thorn: Rock on
>Treble: Duet
>Blare (adoptive human father): Watch TV
>Mia: Shitpost

>>27602489
And I'd say it'd be just slightly tougher than normal skin, but nowhere near as hard as dragon scales.
I'm just not that fond of the idea that they're near-indestructible and can resist pain like it's nothing, and swim in lava without even burning away their hair.

>>27602596
Meh. I like it.

>>27602549
>Laika: fetch
So is Laika just plain retarded, or does she struggle to resist her canine impulses? I'd like to think the latter and that she is ashamed of it, so as she gets older, she strives to be a smarter, more civilized person.

>>27602902
Always thought the latter. She's not slow, she just thinks differently. Like how ponies might not think anything was weird with a nuzzle to a friend who served you coffee, despite that being really weird to a human. So Laika playing fetch is more like people playing frisbee, as opposed to playing fetch with a retard.

>>27602902
She hust gets easily carried away. Especially if someone throws a stick or a bone. Before she even realizes it, she's on all fours chasing it.

>>27602512
Alex: Waltz
Bunny Girl: Cuddle
Annie: Tea

>>27602512
Ariana: play Super Smash Bros

Finally home.
Jesus what a busy fucking day. At least I have the rest of today and tomorrow off.
I'm going to try to finish the lewd Mistake picture so I can move on to other things, but feel free to keep posting ideas for >>27602512. I already have a few in mind...

>>27603546
>>27602512
Radiance and Mistake cuddling while he is calling her his love bug.

>>27602512

Ace and Hotshot: Camping

>>27602512
Dingaling: Swim
Misty: movie
Melody: Reading

>>27602512
Garret: fishing
Pogo: fishing
Icarus: fishing
Cider: hunting
Alex: gymming

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>>27603816
>Melody: Reading
I want to see Melody learn braille.

>>27603941
I want to read a story where braille doesn't exist in Equestria, so Melody's dad invents it and writes many books in braille that he believes his daughter would enjoy.

>>27603993
I'd read the absolute hell out of that.

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>>27603993
>>27603941
This is beautiful. I know people who cannot see so kind of thanks. Also I agree with this >>27604004 guy.

DJ finished that lewd Mistake pic.
derpiboo.ru/1174321

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Something non-lewd with Mistake.

Taking drunken requests. Which means expect shitty sketches and not quality pictures.

>implying DJ does quality art

I'll save those other requests for when I'm sober and do an art dump for Father's Day

If you request lewd, I'll post 'em on /sad/

>>27604290
He did? No way...

>>27604305
Pogo eating doughnuts like a pig.

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>>27604305
Kimmy and Mera in tribal hunting garb.

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>>27604305

Sweet Dreams (Safe Haven Satyr) leaning against Sirius asleep.

Sirius had one of his wings draped around her.

>>27604305
daww

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>>27604324

>>27604334
Uhhhh, which tribe?

>>27604305
Petunia squeezing her large lactating udders and moaning sexually, or breasts if udders are not your thing.

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>>27604334
too late

>>27604368
>Cue to a death battle between Pogo and Homer Simpson over the last doughnut

>>27604305
Timber and his dad playing catch.
Utah carefully stitching a merit badge to his shirt.
Rory's dad helping him with a science project.

>>27604429
>>>/sad/

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>>27604467
>science project
Don't do the thing with the red phosphorus, man.

SOrry, seems like when I drink, I tend to be in a lewd drawing mood, so meet me in /sad/

>>27604433
Couldn't used more body paint, but I like it.

>>27604524
>He does the thing with Red Phosphorus
>Becomes a super satyr
>Takes on the mantle of Star Crasher
>His mom still dotes on Glimmer more than she does him

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>>27604946
>spoiler

>>27604334
What would a snake-satyr look like?

>>27604946
What kind of superpowers would he get?

>>27605321
Probably just like Missy.

>>27605406
With a name like Star Crasher, gonna assume something star related. Can create teeny tiny (compared to actual) supernovas?

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>>27605321

Like best snek

>>27606006
I don't know who that is, but she looks like waifu material.

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>>27606069

Miia from Monster Musume

It's haremshit, but it has cute monstergirls doing cute things

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>>27606116
Did it get a second season yet.

>>27606116
>Haremshit
So it's shit.
>Cute monstergirls
So it's shit with cute characters. How like Japan.

>>27606139

I don't watch it, just lurk /a/ threads

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>>27605321
Maybe?

>>27606197

Why is Snapshot suddenly a snake

>>27606212
He drank a potion

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>>27605874
So something like nova?I would also say green lantern because they're some of my favorite comics, but I can't think of any lanterns who uses stars atm.

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>>27606197
>the sensation of her tongue coiling around your shaft and her fangs softly brushing against your skin as she sucks your cock

>>27606230
>Green lantern is my favorite
Which color and which green lantern? John Stewart for life. Blue lantern supremacy.

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>>27606246
Snek a best.

>>27606197
What's her name?

>>27606281
Remove the venom and defang them; you have a fine blowjob machine.

>>27606252
I've always liked Guy. I know he's still part of the Red lanterns, but he's still green to me. You need green for blue.

>>27606230
If I remember right, isn't there some lantern core that uses love and has something to do with stars? Thought there whole planet was infused with the stuff and it's what allowed them to tap into it...

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>>27606307
Star Sapphire Corps

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>>27606212

>>27606301
Guy barely gets any AU (animated universe) recognition. Too bad the Green Lantern show went under; would have loved to see the various Lanterns of notable mention get more love.

>>27606325
>Venus

>>27606330
Just accept it. Besides; it means Snapshot can give better succ.

>>27606335
Feels fucking bad man. I'm glad it ended on a high note. I was also happy when I realized he was in Brave and the bold regularly.

So which satyrs would be in which corps?

>>27606347
Snek is female. I prefer snek.

>>27606347
I assume Equestria would have giant sentient snakes/lamias for her birth to occur. Not that far of a stretch if we already have hydras and tzatlworms

>>27606325
That's the one, anyone else weirded out by the spectrum of emotions that they are able to tap into? Just the fact those things are there is just weird, I think I preferred it when they were just space cops prior to the rest of it...

>>27606330

So just like Ace and Stormwalker?

>>27606410
Are you sure it's the star sapphires you're thinking of? Maybe you're thinking of the indigo tribe

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>>27606518
again, similar, but not the same

>>27606623
Actually, Stormwalker's hair just looks like a Super Saiyan version of Ace's.

>>27606383
Hope - Blue
Garret - Yellow
Timber - Green
Rory - Blue
Muddle - Red

>>27606623

Having hair just like their pony parent is a personal peeve of mine. I get you're meaning for it to be obvious who belongs to who without color, but it seems kinda lazy in terms of design.

Plus without color some end up being kinda hard to distinguish (Ace/Stormwalker and Snapshot/Snek).

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>>27608084
>tanlines

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>>27584241
>>27585237
Forgot the collar.

>>27608321
I can't tell if it's a dramatic improvement or if you got something new. Either way, this looks better than your old art.

>>27608321
Duuude. Looks amazing!

>>27608336
He's said before he's got something new.

>>27608321
Really fucking nice Anon. Do you do commissions? And are you the same guy who was drawing the busty griffon girl?

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Because what kind of mother would I be if Mudpie remained an Only child~

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>>27608336
Thanks! I'm looking trying to get through some obstacles with fundamentals right now, but it's definitely the program. It's more comfortable than the one on my 3DS since I really liked using the sketchy chicken scratch style with the small stylus.
>>27608353
Thanks! It took a while trying to get her pose down. And the hair. And eyes. And...everything.
>>27608399
>Commissions
Oh geez, that's super flattering that you think I'm good enough for that, but I seriously doubt my doodles are at the point I feel comfortable enough to warrant it. Seriously, I can't even draw the stuff I want to see much less someone else's. Maybe when I get better at this art thing, though thanks for the thought. And yes, I'm the one who drew the busty griffon gal. Her name's Jade. Need to write a story for her at some point.

>>27608522
I wanna hug that shota snail and dress him in a sailor's outfit. Too cute.

>>27608522

What's his name?

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>>27608586
>>27608650
I'm thinking Dirt Cup ~

>>27608694
Daw. Adorable.

>>27608694
Muh heart.

>>27608694
How close are he and Mudpie?

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>>27608775
Hmmm Mudpie has a case of Daddy's princess?

Dirt cup is a natural simple sweetie.

>>27608814
So like Muddle and Gargle?

>>27608836
I wouldn't say like Muddle and Gargle. Because Mud will grow to actually like Dirt. Free labor if your nice to your little sibling.

>>27608859
Any fun things that Dirt Cup likes to do?

>>27608694
Such a cutie pie! Is he for /ss/?

>>27609003
All satyrs are for /ss/ and loli. All.

>>27608321
Broil is a qt.

>>27608575
>Need to write a story for her at some point
What is she like and her name?

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>>27609312
Her name's Jade, she's Greta's daughter and is around Simmer and Broil's age, so about 13-14. She's really passionate and tries to give 110% of effort into everything she does, especially her martial arts. She likes watching old timey kung fu films, though Kung Pow is unironically her favorite movie. She really hates slobs and slackers and would berate them if she found someone cutting corners or taking the easy way out. Jade's dad is Asian, so she can speak Mandarin pretty well. She's scared of cockroaches and spiders, but Jade's real fear would be getting diagnosed with Alzheimer's and forgetting everything she did and everyone she knew, so she really strives to keep her mind and body sharp enough to prevent that.

>>27609465
>13 or 14
Oppai loli

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What are you listening to, /satyr/?
http://www.calamine.com/audio/CALAMINE-Trampoline_Demo.mp3

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>>27610726
Listening to my random playlist and doodling some ideas.

>>27610726
https://youtu.be/ibOj_PojoAQ

Hey /d/, can I have your twitter and tumblr page again? I dont have the links anymore since im on a new PC.

>>27611077
Mistake really likes getting into character when she's playing DnD with the others.

>>27608321
I would kill to see her wearing thongs. Those hips are amazing!

>>27612595
Naked would be fine

>>27612595
Her and her brother, honestly.

>>27612677
Panties means it would be okay to post here.

>>27613129
But a thong? Isn't that too nsfw?

>>27613143
Well, these threads exists
>>27553897
>>27586899
so I'm guessing that it's okay so long as there are absolutely no visible genitals. That's just my guess though.

>>27613246
Well the reason why I was saying that is cause thongs usually have an emphasis on the butt and it barely covers anything. Where those picks had panty shots but were not explicitly sexual, unlike thongs

>>27613450
Especially if the ass is so big the thong gets stuck in between her vulva.

>>27613499
wew

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From /sad/

>>27613526
That's supposed to be Freckle. Muddles little sister in teen form

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>>27613526
And this.

It's been fun, but I just got a new vidya and it's time to play.

>>27614157
Kek. He'd totally be the guy still laughing at that in college.

>>27613526
>>27613873
>>27614157
I really like this.
Would Freckles be friends with Glimmer?
>They have a study night together, complete with snacks and drinks
>Glimmer barely touches the snacks, while Freckles can't go one one minute without munching on something

Glimmer, Freckles, Candy, and Emma slumber party when?

>>27614272
>10 years later
>Glimmer's around 28-30, has her own job, still looking for a man
>Candy's in her late twenties, has a job in an ice cream parlour
>Emma's 24 and is an upstart mangaka
>Freckle's is still in highschool
That's a weird slumber party.

It's Movie night!
https://cytu be/r/mlpstreams

>>27614157
>Tfw Muddle turned out to be a qt as an adult

Now this is the only time I can see him getting with Misty.

>Misty is an older woman
>Feels she is past her prime
>Handsome Muddle comes into her life
>Confesses his feelings for her and admits he was a jerk when he was young
>Misty keeps her distance because she feels she's too ugly for him
>Cue odd rom com

I want this. I want to see what an older Misty who's looks started to fade looks like

>>27614176

Muddle doesn't seem like the college type

>>27615066
Then fucking write it then.

Which satyrs are for bullying?

>>27617378

None of them unless it's playful teasing/bullying

>>27617578
Like a little kid trying to show they like someone, but they don't know how. So, they bully for their attention.

>>27615066
Just how big is the age difference between Misty and Muddle here? It almost sounds like Misty is pushing into her late forties by the time Muddle is around his twenties.

>>27618285
yeah, just about

>>27618285
Assuming Muddle is around the same age as Melody; Misty would be anywhere from 2-5 years older than him.

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Hnnng!

>>27618434
Unf.

>>27618434
who

>>27618593
Emma, weeb sphinx.

>>27617378
Any bunny satyr.

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>>27618689
if you bully them too much, anon, they will rise up and overtake the motherland

they have the numbers

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>wake up
>got an hour and some change to spare before work
>"I feel like drawing lewd"
>go to /trash/
>no /sad/

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>>27619059
I wonder when when bun will take Sushi to meet the parents.
Will the great father give his consent for them to date? Will her sisters think the abuse isn't consensual?

>>27619081
I'll make a new one really quick.

>>27619081
You missed it by half an hour. Page ten came fast.

>>27619088
I wonder if Sushi gives the unnamed bunny satyr girl (or does she have a name?) piggyback rides when they aren't busy fucking like rabbits.

>>27619110
Well, in the presented scenario, it would probably be an unnamed bunny.
If there's only one on screen, I just call her Cottonball for brevity's sake, whether it's a great father scenario with thousands of buns or not.
Though we all know Cottonball to be the great mother in those scenarios.

And I'm sure. A good dom knows aftercare and bonding are extremely important.

>>27619122
>I just call her Cottonball for brevity's sake
I would, but I seem to recall someone said she wasn't Cottonball but an unnamed bunny satyr.

>>27619096
Well, it's up now.

>>27619160
Shit. I just played vidya after posting >>27619081. I was going to doodle some lewd of Freckles...

Anyway, I'm about to head off to work, so how about some SFW requests? Satyrdays are usually pretty lax, but I've been surprised in the past. Hopefully I can get at least one sketched.

>>27619211
Sushi giving <unnamed bunny satyr girl> a piggyback ride.

>>27619214
Nigga, I was gonna ask for something along those lines!

>>27619211
How about Ariana first receiving her head bangle thing.
She wears it in almost every picture, from childhood to adulthood, so I assume it's precious to her.

Also, don't forget to post reference pictures with requests. My service at work is usually atrocious and derpi takes forever and a day to load on my phone.

>>27619211
A young Dawn sleeping while tucked under Celestia's wings.

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>>27619232
Head bangly dangly.

>>27619232
For Sushi giving bunny girl a piggyback ride, see >>27619088 for reference

>>27619217
>She wears it in almost every picture, from childhood to adulthood, so I assume it's precious to her.
She got it from her mother when she was very young. It reminds her of her arimaspi roots.

>>27619211
How about a satyr eating icecream or drinking a cold drink to cool down on a hot summer day?

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>>27619471
Thanks for the idea.

>>27619232
The inverse of this picture, with deep south Peach questioning why the heat's such a big deal.
For reference, we've had summers here that can break 110 degrees for weeks at a time, with 90%+ humidity.

>>27619232
Any male satyr wearing swim shorts.

>>27619232
can you still do a lewd Freckle pic? Like at a later time?

>>27619744
What do you guys think of this Freckles anyway?
>>27613873
Personally, I think she looks great. Slightly chubby, but not too chubby. And not slim and perfect like many other satyrs.

>>27619907
Needs to lose weight, impho

>>27619916
Petunia needs to lose weight.

>>27619907
I'm ok with it, but the shoes kind of make it look odd. But that also adds to her character. I also much prefer her glasses here >>27613526 since she looks more nerdy and cute. Her weight I'm ok with, some chub is a big turn on for me and it's nice to see some variety in body type

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>>27619928
>telling your cute daughter she's fat and needs to lose weight
rude

>>27619968
She doesn't even know her dad. She's like a steven Spielberg character. She does have father figures, but that's it.

>>27619968
She's not my daughter, just someone who overheard me talking to someone else.

>>27619968
Fat is unhealthy and is an insidious killer that's been pushed to be socially acceptable and normal. I should know, I'm a fat person.

>>27619928
She's just big boned because of her bovine ancestry.

>>27620030
Story or pics of Petunia working out when?

>>27620030
If we're talking actually fat, yeah.
People can be fat fucks if they want, of course, but they need to get off this "fat acceptance" bullshit and know that it's unhealthy and people think it's gross. And no amount of whining on the internet will magically change these facts.

But I think we're talking more about mild chub, not disgusting landwhales.
Lactation is nutritionally demanding, you know. Petunia needs a little cushion.

>>27620538
Chub is still fat, mate.

>>27620538
>Lactation
How the fuck could she be doing that? Did I miss the part where she's married and has a kid on the way or something?

>>27620720
It's fat within reason. In between scrawny and obese.

My connection is exceptionally shit today, so I'll have to wait until my lunch break to post deliveries.

>>27621031
FUCKING FINALLY!!
I spent 50 minutes trying to post that

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Oh shit, two in a row let's try this anyway

>>27621209
What's she afraid of?

>>27621209
Adorbs.

>>27619471
Which satyr? If you leave it up to me, it'll be one of my usuals and I'm sure people are sick of me drawing a select few.

>>27621672
Mm, how about Peach?

>>27621672
Can we see you do this with Mudpie then?

>>27621672
Hope, Dawn, Yuzu, Pogo, Venus, Kimmy/Mera, Pluma; if I were to say which satyr I'd like to see, then I would end up mentioning almost every satyr there is.
I just want to see a satyr, any satyr, eating icecream or drinknig a cold drink.

>>27621672
trimmings

>>27621672
Who are your usuals anyway? I know Yuzu and Mistake are two of them, but are there more?

>>27621932
Probably Snapshot, though personally I don't get sick of any of them seeing as he and Yuzu are some of my favourite satyrs.

>>27622558
Mudpie is a treasure. So innocent. So pure.

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>>27622558
What sort of music would your satyr listen to on the beach?
https://youtu.be/xKURBmeWOO8

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>>27621894

>>27622958
Femanon sure has nice legs.

>>27622958
If you're taking requests, I'd like to see Sushi and the unnamed bunny girl making a sandcastle together at the beach with both of them looking happy.

>>27623131
No. The bunny is in an abusive relationship. She is bullied into lesbian love and cannot be happy with Sushi.

Why is she named Sushi anyway?

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>>27622958
Anon giving pic related a piggy back ride?

Or even carrying her bridal style?

>>27623238
>No. The bunny is in an abusive relationship. She is bullied into lesbian love and cannot be happy with Sushi.
I like to think that they're actually good friends (with benefits) and just enjoy a bit of predator/prey roleplaying.

>Why is she named Sushi anyway?
No idea who came up with that.
It just started being used a few days ago.
There was never any significant consensus on what to call her.

>>27623368
I was only kidding. You guys know I don't usually create back stories to satyrs, I just draw them doing cute things, lewd things, cute lewd things, and lewd cute things.

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>>27623271
>Anon giving pic related a piggy back ride?
Can't Celestia give her a piggy back ride instead?

>>27623469
>Celestias barn Celestia.png
Shouldn't that be Celestias barn Dawn.png?

>>27623487

What's with the barn anyway, is that short for something?

>>27623525
It means child in Norwegian and Danish. I'm assuming whoever started naming files like that is Norwegian or Danish.

>>27623469
How about Anon giving their daughter a piggy back ride while riding on Celestia's back?

>>27623546
I like this idea.

>>27623487
Yes, it should be. I've made a lot of spelling mistakes while saving pics when drunk.
A lot of stuff in my folder is in Swenglish, thanks to me being too drunk a few times.
>>27623525
'Barn' is Swedish for both 'child' and children'.

>>27623368
someone offered Sushi bc Stamper's cat is named that
https://youtu.be/KOjnP8MEB54
I guess d liked it

>>27623469
>>27623546
It would be great if you could actually give him a face too.

>>27623701
Give who a face? Celestia, Dawn, or Anon?
>him
Soo... Anon, then?
>Giving someone who usually has a question mark for a face a face
???

>>27623759
It's probably that guy who wants to replace all the Anons with named special snowflake OCs.

Quick Poll:
What satyrs have you created?
What satyrs have you remade/took over/fleshed out?

>>27623828
>Special Snowflake ocs
Man, you are one ass mad botch about that, huh?
>Wanting personality is wanting an oc
>Not realizing even mentioning Anon in some context in a story gives him personality
>Being this idiotic when it comes to story and characterization
I bet you believe Goku could beat Superman.

>>27623867
Created 11, laid ground work for 3, and helped mold 4. Probably less on the molding side, since everything is subjective, but did create 11.

>>27623935
>Man, you are one ass mad botch about that, huh?
No, not at all. I just think it's a silly idea, and I suspect most people on 4chan agree with me.

>>27623867

I've created several but most I haven't done anything with.

Remade two (at least design wise), and got two ships to become popular-ish.

>>27623828
And what exactly makes a human a special snowflake OC to you? I personally don't have anything against anyone naming humans or giving them faces in their stories or anything, I'm just sitting here wondering what exactly it is that makes anyone a special snowflake to you.

>>27624006
Because it means someone married AND fucked his waifu and it makes him feel like he was cucked.

>>27624006
The "special snowflake" part was more of an exaggeration. My point is really just that human OCs should be kept to a minimum and unnamed unless they are extremely important to the story.

>>27623867
Im not sure what ive done for who, but ill list the ones i know i was involved with. There's rory, bucky, Utah, venus, sirius, fleshing out feather heart, and probably a few more I can't think of atm.

Hell I still remember why I helped with Utah and Rory so much. They were supposed to be a sort of antithesis to Timber and Simmer. I feel like I abandoned Bucky the most. I'll probably make something for him eventually. Probably have him be a villain for his own brother because of envy.

>>27624053
>unless they are extremely important to the story
... which there is really never any legitimate reason for any of them to be in satyr (or any kind of MLP-related) stories.

>>27624080
What if someone decides to write a story where there are more than two humans in it? The writer can't exactly name both of them 'Anon', unless he's going for a comedy story.

>>27624196
Like I've said before, there is rarely any legitimate reason to have that many Anons be relevant in the same story. In cases where satyrs are talking about their parents or relatives, you'd be better of just having them refer to them by their relation to the main character. "My dad, "my mom", "your dad", "your mom", "X's dad", "X's mom", "X's uncle", etc.

>>27624227
Alright, that kinda makes sense. But what if someone wants to draw a comic? What then?

>>27624257
Anon/femanon with accessories.

>>27624257
Green faces with questionmarks always worked fine. Maybe different hairstyles for Femanons. But again, there is never really any legit reason to have more than a few anons appear in the same comic. Generally, it will just be either Anon or Femanon and their kids and/or waifu.

>>27624264
Oh yeah, and this. Accessories are a fine way to set anons apart.

>>27624290
>Anon has a cowboy hat
Okay, stereotypes say he is an apple.
>Anon with glasses
Twiiiilight's husband?
>Anon with long flowing blonde locks, a handlebar mustache, and a bandana
... Uhhh... Lightning Dust's husband?
>Nope. Cameo by Hulk Hogan.

>>27624342
Whatever you prefer.

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>>27624342
>Anon with glasses
>Twiiiilight's husband?
Naaaah, Twilight's husband has a ponytail. At least in my headcanon.