Satyr Abomination Thread #173:Father's Day; Your Bundles

>>27681743
>Fathers Day edition
>No Anon in OP

Ya blew it

>>27681743
Come on, you could at least have used a pic that wasn't used recently for the OP.
Well, I'm not gonna start a rant or anything: I'm just glad that there's a new thread.

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>>27678760

>He was always brought up with Shotel; that Eddy girl

>people actually remember my literally who halflings
>mfw

His name is Crusher

wow, Timberfag detected
worst OP in a while

>>27681881
>Being triggered
>By a sfw pic
>That only has kids
You might want to see a doctor about the sensitivity of your asshole. That's not natural.

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>>27681769
This.
You had one fucking job.

>>27681948
That no one else wanted to do. My mind was on "kids"; the whole reason people can be defined as fathers. I had a different focus than the rest of the thread on father's day; where it was fathers to kids, not kids to fathers. My bad, sue me.

>>27681948
The timberfag ruins everything by pushing his shit character and headcanon. No surprise he ruined the satyr's father's day thread.

>>27681985
I won't sue you, but I won't forgive you and I will hold resentment against you until next thread at least

>>27681989
See >>27681912
How is it ruined? It is ONE pic. Timber hasn't even been mentioned here recently and was only mentioned by reference at the end of last thread. Jesus, are you the same guy who lost his shit whenever a drake was mentioned? I remember him blowing stuff out of proportions too.

>>27681743
What do you think Father's day is like at the Flutter house? I mean, with five kids; that's a lot of love and ties.

>>27682378
Hellish. All poor Anon wants is some quiet snu-snu time with his wife, but come 5 AM his bedroom door is practically knocked off its hinges and he's mobbed by his children demanding he open their gift to him first.

>>27682612
Isn't that kids in general for people not planning them? "Aw, yeah. I am so ready for sex- nope. The kids want attention".

>>27681743
>5 literally who children

The mane 6 satyrs are really lack luster compared to the background pony satyrs.

>>27681985
I had to go to work before the thread reached bump limit. I was planning on using something with Anon and his kids in it.

>>27682736
>Opinions
I don't agree, but recognize your views differ.

>>27681743
>Be Emery on Father's Day
>Be still stuck in this podunk town looking for your missing Dad
>Wtf Dad, you didn't bother to write anything useful down in this journal
>Literally just pictures
>Have to live in dirty general store like a bum
>Meanwhile your bipolar zebra prostitute friend is having a breakdown
>Christ, how does oatmeal even trigger flashbacks of your brother
>Would want to hug and maybe cuddle fug but The Man stops by to fingerwag
>Cursed voodoo pebble I got from the mail starts going off from that invisible monster sized cock up his ass
>Top old bro Paige swoops in to the rescue
>Challenges The Man to a duel and wins triumphantly
>Did you say win, you mean violently bifuricate him with his Buster Sword and gets sent to the Gulags by the Secret Police
>Still not enough bits to buy your own Mystery Machine
>Maybe you should just get drunk today

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>>27683400
>tfw Pyrefly is late

>>27682736
>The mane 6 satyrs are really lack luster compared to the background pony satyrs.
That's probably because they tend to be carbon copies of their pony parents.

>>27683540
>tfw Pyre is kill

>>27683617
More likely he's just procrastinating. He'll probably back in a few months.

>>27683604
First borns, at least.

>>27683782
Second borns are the opposite. I count Bucky as the second born.And everything after is random.

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>>27684206
>bored at work
>ms paint
>this pic pops up
k.

>>27684538
Nice, are you going to do any other pictures?

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>>27684707
i might do a couple more.
though i think i'd rather line old sketches than draw new things.

>>27684875
Then do that

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>>27684875
Sounds fine

>>27684875
That's a really cute looking Jade.

>>27685019
She's got a lot of cushion for pushin indeed.

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>>27685048
She's not really fat though.

>>27685084
>honestly i just like chubbier girls

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>>27685107
They're nice

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Better late than never, eh?

Unfortunately this all I could do today. I really need to get to bed. I will do my best to get more Father's Day pics done tomorrow.

Goodnight, /satyr/

>>27685146
Don't kill yourself for our sake DJ. Good night.

>>27685210
Or do. It would make for a baller story. Sad as fuck, but baller.

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I have the old thread still open to keep up with the requests.

I'll be doing this one next. Probably sketch it out at work.

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>>27685107
But Anon, why would you want to get rid of these sick abs?
>>27685146
That's adorable.

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>>27684899
yeesh, this is an old draw
>>27685302
i love my strong girls, but im not very good at dem muscles

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>>27685411
its better

>>27685522
Super cute

>>27685522
Why are they so perfect for each other?

>>27685645
Because Thistle is the cutest drake, any pairing with her is bound to be cute. Wiith Snap in second, followed by Ash.

>>27685666
Satan say's we need more Ash, guys.

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>>27685694

I like Ash. She wears bikini armor and doesn't afraid of anything.

Yo, Archive Anon here. 2,807 pictures, 1.3 GB.

Finally done sorting everything, currently uploading now but am going to sleep. Won't be able to post link tonight because Dropbox says it's going to take at least two hours.

Do note that I haven't trawled through Desustorage yet. That's shit's going to be a project.

Good night /sat/, I'll see you in the morning.

>>27685809
you are a kind man.
sleep well.

>>27685231
Flutterdad in bed, covered in his five loving abominations.

>>27685809
neato

>>27684538
Damn, that's really nice! Did you actually draw that in ms paint?

>>27685146
That is adorable.

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What's the difference between daisy dukes and just regular shorts?

>>27687248
Can you see some pocket fabric/ass? They're daisy dukes. Are they short, but you can't see any pocket fabric/ass? Regular shorts.

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>>27687295
Satyrs should just go naked.

>>27687301
Your mom should just go naked.

>>27687349
Ew, no. Darcy's mom, sure. Also, can we make Gala a Latina like Darcy? I want them trying to explain to other satyrs why their mother's punishment methods are worse than the others just solely because of la chancla.

>>27687301
Bottomless, sure. They probably need to wear at least a bra though. Don't want your daughterus ending up with saggy boobs, do you?

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>>27687390
I guess your right. I guess Tonbo or Mistake don't have to worry about it that much tbough. They could just pass themselves off like the couple of traps and no one would be the wiser.

>>27687379
Your mom should be a latina

>>27687411
Yeah, I guess if their tits are completely flat to begin with they don't have much to fear from gravity.

>>27687349
>>27687419
Your mom is getting old, Anon.

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>>27687433
Yeah, DFCs get full freedom to commune with the earth, man. Get to collaborate with the inner harmonies of Mother Nature. It's gonna be righteous. Really though I can think of a couple of people who'd totally go through with being nudists:
>Green Peace
>Asha
>Pogo
>Fiddle and Faddle
>Tonsils
>Kaos
>Windy
>Fauna
>Dawn

>>27687435
Your mom is also getting old. They should meet up for coffee and discuss their crippling fear that they will die soon.

>>27687462
>Green Peace
>Asha
>Fiddle and Faddle
I don't see them being flat, but I can see them nevertheless deciding to defy gravity and go naked.

Fiddle and Faddle, probably not all the time, but at least on beaches, very hot days, etc.

>>27687480
The list wasn't exclusive to dfcs. I think he just opened with discussion on flat chests, then segwayed into nudism and who would possibly be into it.

I rather enjoy the idea of casual satyr nudity.

>>27687480
bralessness is healthier.

>>27687492
That nude story Nude Anon did has gotten me hooked on that ever since only if they're attractive, though and I'd really like a story with a satyr (Green Peace, probably) gradually getting their friend comfortable being naked in front of them.

>>27687501
And then they fuck?

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>>27687571
Not really, first they'd go through different stages of nudity: Over encumbered with clothes to see how much of a drag they are in a practical environment, followed by casual bed wear (complete with sleeping together) to break the ice, then they'll have on the skimpiest swimwear they both have, then go through a few sessions of going in a sauna room together, until finally they get to the nature walk and go full nudist out on the grass. And then they fuck .It's a thought-out proccess that Treehugger developed for getting humies aclimated to showing their bodacious bods in public. It's also how she got involved with her husband, subsequently!

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>>27686954
yeah, it's where I started in digital drawing
like pic related

>>27687879
Groot is a cutie.

Happy father's day, /satyr/.

I'll scan this when I get home. In the meantime, I'll skim the previous thread for another request.

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>>27688172
>30 mins trying to upload a picture
>reloald page at least twelve times
>paste copied message and attach image just as many times
>finally a brief moment of good connection
>forget to attach image
Posting from work is a special kind of hell.

Bad news, Dropbox fucked up the files and all the pictures are mixed up in different files. I'm going to try again, but I got stuff to do so I may not be able to post it until 6pm US eastern time.

Sorry guys.

>>27688335
It's ok. Just take your time man, it's a massive undertaking regardless

>>27688335
I said yesterday that I'd take a look at the dropbox you posted in the last thread and see if I can recognize some satyrs, but I completely forgot to do that. Would you still like someone to help identify a few satyrs?

>>27688404
I probably won't be able to get to them until tomorrow, but whatever, if you can ID a satyr and give the file number I'll fix it.

>>27683617
>>27683627
Yeah, I know the feeling.

Alternatively, he's working on making his Phylactery

>>27688460
Kek. With Nips' help I'd imagine.

>>27688421
I assume the dropbox is the one currently in the OP?

>>27688514
No, that one's had very little, if any updating for some time.
This guy's making a new one because of that.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/kjbfkiwq3l25j08/AABRm1sAFd21YFqWT5flHvcVa?dl=0
This is the one.

>>27688522
That is the one in the OP. The one who made this thread seem to have replaced the old dropbox with this one, which I find a bit strange.

>>27688421
The ones I know.

7, 8, and 9 are Windy, a satyr who currently doesn't actually have an assigned parent.

10, 46 and 78 are non-mlp satyrs.

14 is Toby, one of Screwloose's kids.

37 is Thistle.

43, 44, and 45 are Mudpie and her dad, Snails.

57 is Hope.

79 is Pogo.

>>27688550
Huh, didn't notice.
Still, the guy's trying to collect every scrap of satyr, whereas the old one has sat stagnant. So hopefully it'll be fine.

Speaking of, to the guy in question, I wonder if he'd be willing to collect stories, short or long, and dump them as text files so people could sort them or something. There's a lot of stuff that was never archived.

What's the headcanon for Sapphire in terms of her age? Is she older, younger, or the same age as Garret?

>>27688569
Younger, I imagine.

>>27688569
I always thought she was older.

>>27688569
I'd say younger, but only by about two, two and a half years. Pretty much back to back, for a species with 11 months gestation.

>>27688595
I thought so too, but only because I have only ever seen her drawn thicc by sterks.

>>27688597
I'd like say this too. Then you can say that it's always been difficult for ponies who doesn't know them to tell which of those two is the older one.

>>27688632
>thick
I would like to SEE these pics. But I think Garret being the younger sibling would be nice. Kind of gets teased by his older sis how he blushes around Laika. Could be for some good times

>>27687501
Still working on that extra chapter. I know it'll involve Garett slipping Pogo a mickey and making him go through public humiliation trials.

>>27688722
A younger sister can also tease her older sibling.

>>27688736
I don't think I'll be reading it then, sorry mate.

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>>27688722

>>27688742
You want her to be younger. I want her to be older. Let's just agree to disagree

>>27688804
Alright.
>>27688817
Nice! Thanks a ton for drawing that!

Another question: what's the consensus of Derpy in the satyr's lives? Is she gone or present?

>>27688863
Present of course!

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>>27688817
Sapphire is such a cutie. Does her dad know she's a dom down at the local S&M club on weekends?

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>>27688863
The only time I remember people talking about Derpy being gone was when Melody was first created and was an only child. There were one or two stories, I think?

>>27688863
Present and the most fiercely devoted mother in Equestria. She's like a lion protecting her cubs and God help any teacher that gives any of her babies a bad grade.

>>27688882
That's not until she gets older, anon.
And of course he knows. He's her most frequent customer.

>>27688863
Present, I'd say.

>>27688909
>and God help any teacher that gives any of her babies a bad grade.
That makes me wonder just how things are for Melody when it comes to school since she's blind.
How do things work for the blind in Equestria? Do they go to a special school? Or do they go to the same school as the other kids, but they have their own teacher or class?

>>27688882

>Sapphire smirks down at the masked human grovelling before her and worshipping her hooves.
>"Mhmm, you've been a bad boy, haven't you? I'm going to have to punish you."
>Leaning down, she slowly unzips her the unknown man's gimp mask.
>"I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of-"
>She recoils back as she finally reveals his face and uncovers his eyes.
>"Dad?!"
"Sapphire?! What are you doing here?!"
>"N-Never mind me! What are you doing here? You're a married man! Does mother know about this?"
>A moment of awkward silence passes between the two.
"So uh... never speak of this again?"
>Sapphire nods.
>"Never ever."

>>27688946
>Special school
>Equestria has its own school of disabled misfits like Katawa Shoujo
>Satyrs are there too, and it just so happens that Melody fills the exact same role as Lily and has her own crew of disabled satyr friends

>>27688958
unf

You should write about what happens afterwards and post it in /sad/.

>>27688958
>>27689001

>"So how about we both head home and act like this never happened?"
"Not so fast, sweetheart."
>"Huh?"
"I paid good money for an hour with Mistress Mercy, and by my watch I still have forty five minutes left."

Ummm, does Dingaling have wings? ' cause I just drew her flying...

>>27689043
Yes, why wouldn't she?

>>27689001

I would, but I'm the guy that posted earlier about having horrible vertigo and typing is making me want to be sick. Somebody else should roll with it in /sad/ if they want.

>>27689039

I thought that was Darcy

>>27689043
So far the only one who has been shown with wings is Misty. But I'm down for any art of the derp kids.

>>27689043
Goddamn this connection resetting and removing my name.

Also, does Misty have them? I only have the one reference pic from previous thread and I don't know if it's just MT's design choice, she forgot to draw them, or if they're just plain wingless

>captcha is eggs
Goddamnit, I'm hungry enough as it is.

>>27689071

I thought they all did

>>27689054
MT always draws her with those fake wings and Misty is always drawn wearing that thick sweater, so it's hard to tell.

>>27689057
I couldn't think of another name. Got any suggestions?

>>27689071
So far the only one that's been shown with wings is Misty. Ding has been shown not having wings. And it's unsure about Melody. But I like to head canon that she has very beautiful wings but keeps them under her shirt. Only her family and Presto have ever seen em.

>>27689096

Lady Gem or something involving jewels.

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>>27689043
>>27689054
She doesn't seem to have any wings in most of her art. What if Ding has really small wings?
>>27689100
Melody has wings.

>>27689139
I'd take that over them being Earthies.

>>27689139
Ugh...that drawing looks like shit.

>>27689056
>having horrible vertigo and typing is making me want to be sick
You don't have to do it now. Just saying. Any time is fine.

>>27689255
It looks great DJ, dont be so hard on yourself.

>>27689039
Nah, no way they'd be able to continue. The fact that he'd remember when his daughter was little and he'd give her piggyback rides and wash her hair in the bath would make allowing her to dom him too awkward. It'd totally kill his suspension of disbelief. All her perceived authority over him would be gone because they both know he's the one who keeps the roof over her head.

Well this is what I have so far. I'm just going to have Ding with wings. I agree with >>27689194. Not that I have anything against Earthpony satyrs, just some consistency among offspring is nice.

I won't be able to continue drawing on this at work, so I'll have to finish it later. I might just scan what I have and finish it digitally.

>>27689328
Its ok, take it easy man. We will be here whenever you are ready

>>27689315
Why was he even thers in the first place? Does Rarity work there?

>>27688421
2 is Hope.

6 is Emery Errant. She's an OC from a CYOA.

15 is also Hope.

16 is Icarus.

I'm pretty sure 34 is Muddle.

35 is Simmer.

38 is Gargle, Muddle's little brother. I'm not sure if 39 is also him, or if that's Muddle.

I have no idea what 49 is doing there, but I have to say that's a sexy snake.

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>>27689328
>posted without attaching image
>again

>>27689337
He was there because Rarity is like a dead fish in the bedroom. A man needs a little excitement from time to time.

>>27689378
>No raging morning boner.
Going to have to subtract points for that, senpai-senpai.

>>27689402
That's dumb.

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>>27689365
I'm kind of disappointed some of the better designed satyrs in their don't have anything. I'd go on an adventure to smite undead with this cutie.

>>27688787
Point taken. I might tone it down a bit and have it just be a sort of punishment game. Some pet-play, some exhibitionism, and some other stuff.

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>>27684538
Gave this a quick coloring, hope you don't mind, famalam.

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>>27689476
I'd hit that. SO. HARD!

>>27689410
Seems like a valid reason to me. His desire for excitement and experimentation was going unfulfilled so he took steps to get his kicks elsewhere.

>>27689491
So he's a scumbag?

>>27689528
Well, she's no better. With the Garnet shit. They deserve each other; like a couple of cuckolds who get off on it.

>>27689559
If you think she screwed her son, sure, but why would she if she has a husband and Garret has a girlfriend?

>>27688197
Can't wait to see this scanned. It looks great.

>>27689574
>Implying all continuities are the same
M8.

>>27688556
>>27689365
Noted, thanks.

Also, this Dropbox is pissing me off. Again, there are pictures where they shouldn't be.

Third time better be the muthafukkin charm.

>>27689733
Rarity's clearly mareied to Anon.

>>27689763
>mareied
Not sure if hore play on words or not.

And let's just say that it's not her father but her single with no kids uncle.

>>27689825
Better. Still not fond of parental figures getting involved with satyrs, but atleast her uncle would be hard pressed to passup an opportunity like that.

>>27689763
What part of different continuities didn't stick?

>>27688556
>Speaking of, to the guy in question, I wonder if he'd be willing to collect stories, short or long, and dump them as text files so people could sort them or something. There's a lot of stuff that was never archived.

Fuck it, why not. I'll be going into the depths anyways, I might as well collect some old greens while I'm at it.

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>>27689476
Did two more. Went with MT's tones for Ariana.

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>>27690045

>>27689574
>What is a cuck?
Are you new to life or something?

How strong is Ariana? Wrestle bears for fun strong or can bench press 1,200lbs for a dozen reps strong?

>>27690269
Has a pet chupacabra strong.

>>27689476
>>27690045
>>27690055
Nice work, Anon!

>>27690269
Unless it's a thing that she trains regularly, then neither. She is stronger than many satyrs simply because she's bigger, but she's not wrestle-bears-for-fun strong.

>>27690563
Thanks Anon, but I'm barely doing more than hitting that shit with the paint bucket. I'm not an artist.

>>27690837
Still takes effort to actually do it.

I'm so angry right now.
I left those drawings at work.
Guess I'll be moving on to the next request with my tablet.

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Couple of questions:

What is around her neck? I don't mean the bottom right picture.

Is her tail really that short, and do you guys want it to remain that way?

>>27690905
Damn that sucks. But at least you're free from work! Grab a non alcoholic drink and chill my friend. By the way, are you taking commissions?

>>27690954
Once I finish the Father's Day requests from the previous thread, we'll see...

>>27690952
Looks like a bandanna of some kind. And yes to them all. Her short tail is cute as fuck

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>>27690960
It's obviously a bandana from the back, but this front shot...my brain can't process anything from it.

Another question:
Hat or no for Gala?

>>27691021
I'm not really sure what that is either. How about we just say that it is a bandana, but the artist who drew this was really tired and didn't think about fixing it?

>>27691021

What if it's a collar or a choker?

>>27691054
She kinda seems like she'd be a redhead, so sure, a practical sunhat for when the sun is blistering.
Would I be wrong in guessing she's a very no-frills sort of person?

>>27691054
I'd say no hat, though she wears one sometimes if it's really bright and sunny outside.

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>>27691078
>>27691081
Okay so how about a middle-ground?

>>27691121
That's what I think we both meant, in that she only wears one when it's too sunny. It's not part of her daily attire like aunt AJ.

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>listening to my random playlist
>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk0dUuc5z64

Man...I should really redo that comic and finish it.

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Minor detail. Just wondering anyone's opinion.

>>27691150
Agreed. You wouldn't happen to have the link to the story, would you?

>>27691273
Hmm, from the mindset that she's very practical, I'd say non-frayed. A hemmed bottom is less likely to be damaged over the course of demanding farm work.

>>27691300
I just use the archives, but the server's down right now.

>>27691273
B

>>27691305
Works for me.

>>27691316
2 L8 m8

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Taking a quick dinner break.
Meat loaf and mash'd taters.

Here's what I got so far.
Let me know if there is anything you think needs work.
Besides that I need to finish it, smartass.

>>27691557
Her hair could stand to be a tad shorter, or at least a bit droopier from a mix of constant sweat or hat-hair.
The left hand (her left) has a bit of an elongated ayy lmao thing going on.

>>27691583
Lol, I haven't gotten to that hand yet. It's still in it's sketch phase.

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I commission /d/ to draw 2 fathers day pics for /sad/ and /satyr/

Here is your guys fathers day pic. Enjoy. And thank /d/ for being so based

>>27691713
For archival purposes, that's Yuzu, right?

>>27691764
Yuzu and Murmur

>>27691773
Welp, that's exactly why I asked. Thanks!

In related news, Dropbox has failed for the fifth time, but I downloaded their software and it seems to be going fine for now.

No captcha, pizza is not pie.

>>27691713
I like /d/ and all, but you didn't pay for that did you?

>>27691713
>those batpony shorts
Kek.

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So I've never drawn Big Mac before. Tell me what I need to fix please.

>>27691987
Personally, I'd size him down a bit. He's big for a little pony, but he's still a little pony.

As for the actual style itself, his overall shape works very well if you're going for a more realistic look.
If you want a more show accurate look, I'd even out his snout and thin his neck a little bit to create a more boxish face.
Personally, I prefer the current look.

Hello folks, I blew my weekend on this.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0

Contains all images of /satyr/ I was able to find, regardless of content. (Don't get arrested or anything.)

Note, NSFW includes everything not SFW, including images that would be tagged "Suggestive" or "Questionable" on DerpiB.

I may have fucked up the Loli folders. I'm pretty sure I got everything that would be considered "Loli" but I'm sure that there is stuff that probably shouldn't be in there.

The Dropbox link to the Unidentified, Unnamed, and Possibly Unrelated (NSFW) folder has now been made useless. It has been replaced by the folder in the link above.

Desustorage is going to be a nightmare. I'm also going to be picking up any green that I find there.

Anyways, that was pretty fun. See you guys later.

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>>27692026
Better, or even more downsized?

>>27692029
Damn
A+ job dude

>>27692029
MVP SON!

I'll report errors when I see them, of course.
First ones I'm seeing are in the sfw Bon Bon folder, the images 2 and 8 are the marker pony kid and, I think a crystal pony or OC kid, respectively.
I'm sure about the first, not about the second.

As a rule, if derpibooru will host it, it's probably not loli. But if you want to be safe, just use the tit test. If the tits are bigger than a small A, it's passable.

>>27692080
Depends on how large you see ponies, and how large you see satyrs.
For me, I see an adult stallion at about 3'3 to 3'5, and a large one like Mac at 4'0 or so, the size of some real ponies. And a female pony satyr, assuming western stock for this example, at an average of 5'0 to 5'2 as adults, being downsized noticeably from most humans of their parents background.

So if it were me, I'd downsize him some more, since Gala's already old enough to have breasts. But maybe you have a different headcanon on sizes. So it's up to you.

>>27692251
>sfw Bon Bon folder, the images 2 and 8 are the marker pony kid and, I think a crystal pony or OC kid, respectively.

DAMMIT DROPBAWX

>>27692251
>>27692263
Actually no, those were there in the original Dropbox.

Retracted.

In the middle of day Appleloosa, Utah is seen leaving a general store and on his way to go to the farm with a wheelbarrow full of supplies that his uncle asked him to get. He also gets a few things he wanted to get for himself, mainly seeds and a bag of dirt. It’s been near a week since he interrogated Ten of Diamonds and the effect of the deals from his gang is becoming more clear. The night before when he took a shotgun shell to the back. If it wasn’t for the armor the Twins made, he would have left there with something much more than a large bruise and being sore all over his back. He did have to go back to the twins and they told him they were surprised it was able to hold up against a shell, but the twins also told him that it’s going to take at least a week to fix the vest.

As he heads close to the farm, he sees a face that looks almost familiar. He sees an athletic dark skinned girl with odd looking ears, brown eyes, almost orange, curly hair and she's holding what looks like an apple from the orchards in her hand. She also seems to be wearing some sort of garments that don’t look like the ones his family would wear. Looks like some sort of brown dress with shorts under it with some sort of bands on her arms and head. The last thing is the three feathers on the back of her headband. He doesn’t want to come off as rude, so he stops with his wheelbarrow and talks to her.

“Howdy, can I help ya with something?” He asks her. She gets off the fence and start to walk towards him. “Oh, don’t you remember me, Utah?” Utah thinks for a bit, trying to jog his memory. Then it hits him and he starts to smile. He then let go of the handle of the wheel barrow and gently drops it. “Feather Heart? Where have you been? I haven’t even seen you once since I got here a few months ago.” he asks her while walking toward her. She gets off the fence and opens her arms.

>>27693399
“I’ve been with my grandpa. It’s so good to see you again. I still remember I used to be taller than you when we were still a calf and a foal.” She tells him, noticing that he is a good head taller than her now. When she hugs him, Utah realizes he made a terrible mistake. When her arms make contact with his back and squeeze, he winces a bit. He holds out as long as he can and hugs his childhood friend back. “Yeah, puberty kind of hit me harder than my uncle’s kick.” Feather Heart clearly notices how he recoiled. “What’s wrong? Don’t tell me I squeezed you too hard.” Feather Heart says as she lets go of him. “Nah, I’m fine. I just got into an accident at the farm.”

All this does is make Feather Heart more curious, “Really? What kind of accident. Grandpa may know something.” Utah tries to play it off as nothing, “It’s nothing much. Just a rotting branch hit me and I wasn’t paying attention. I’m fine.” The two continue to talk and one thing lead to another. “Are ya planning on doing anything tonight? Uncle Braeburn only asked for the dirt and I’m done for the day. There’s a place called the Burning Cactus. I went there with Cider when she visited. They had some great peppers and guacamole if you’re interested.” Utah offers her. Feather Heart pretends like she’s debating with herself whether she wants to or not. She then smiles to him, “You got yourself a deal. Want to do it at 8?”

“That sounds just fine.”

“Great, I’ll see you then.”

The two wave each other a goodbye as Feather Heart leaves going back to her grandpa Thunderhooves. Utah heads to the barn of his uncle’s orchard with a smile and wheelbarrow with him. He can’t believe that he couldn’t recognize her. He sees his uncle there waiting for him. “Thank Granny Smith ya finally got here. Did ya get all that Ah asked fer?” his uncle asked him.

>>27693407
“Got the dirt ya asked fer. Ya said ya needed the kind that has fertilizer in too?” Utah asks his uncle, not realizing his accent changed. As he unloads the bags from the wheelbarrow and grabs what he got for himself, his uncle notices he is much more expressive than usual. “What happened to ya? Finally decided to look like ya having fun fer once?” Utah just smirks while he grabs his packets from the wheelbarrow. “Nah, Ahm meeting a friend tonight. Ya don’t mind do ya?” Braeburn raises an eye, “Ya really need to yell about things like this. Why didn’t ya tell me or yer aunt?”

“It just kinda happened right now. Ahm sorry about it, but Ah did promise her.” Utah tells his uncle, scratching the back of his neck. “Her? Who’s the gal? Somepony you met wherever ya go in the night?” Braeburn asks his nephew. Utah decides to not hold back any secrets, at least not this one, “Nah, ya remember Feather Heart?” Braeburn chuckles a bit, “Strongheart’s girl? Yeah Ah do.” He thinks back to when he first met Strong Heart, nice buffalo. He wouldn’t mind seeing her again.

“Ah just saw her and we wanted have dinner together. Sorry Ah didn’t tell ya.” Utah tells his uncle, hoping that his uncle doesn’t mind him leaving for tonight. “It’s fine boy. Just try to get back here at a decent time fer once. Tell her Ah said hi if ya don’t mind.” Utah starts to smile again and thanks his uncle. He heads to his small cabin with his packets in hand. He looks at the time and see’s that time has passed almost like it was nothing. He grabs his coin bag and heads out.

>>27693415
Once Utah reaches to the Burning Cactus, he looks at the time and sees he’s unfortunately a few minutes late. He looks into the restaurant and notices that there is barely anyone else there. The only other people in it are just a few employees and a maybe half a dozen ponies at their own tables. He finds Feather Heart and walks to her table. Feather Heart smiles when she sees him. “I was almost worried you forgot Utah.” He then tries to apologize to her “Hey, sorry I’m late. Didn’t realize how long my uncle would be needing me.” The two of them start to talk endlessly and lost track of time. Feather heart brought up all the dumb things they would do whenever they could see each other as small kids.

“Remember when we would go to that small movie theater? Gosh, I can’t even remember its name, but one of the exit doors was broken and we would sneak in to watch whatever was there?” Utah said. Feather Heart smiles, “Of course. I remember when one of the people caught us.” Utah started laughing. “I forgot about that. That stallion tried to have us arrested and I threw a bag of popcorn at him. Then we just ran out of the exit. I’ve never seen someone so red that wasn’t my uncle.” Feather Heart continued to laugh, “I can’t believe you did that.” Utah decided to defend himself, “We were like six and I didn’t want to get arrested. I just saw the popcorn and didn’t think about it.” The two laugh remembering how big varmints they were together.

>>27693422
As they were laughing, Utah sees something drops out of her bag. He picks it up for her and notices it’s a newspaper. What catches his attention is that the picture for the headline looks familiar. He realizes it’s one of the people that shot at him. He grabs it to give to his friend until he sees the headline, reading it to himself. “What’s this? ‘Masked Vigilante Strikes Again.’” Feather Heart smiles at him, “I guess you’re not much of a newspaper huh? They said it’s either some sort of minotaur or human that isn’t normal. One of the people they interviewed said they shot him in the back and they only flinched at it.”

Utah chuckles as she told him, “I’m sure he did much more than flinch if they exist in the first place.” Feather Heart gets curious, “What do you mean by that?” She would love to see where he is going with this. “Well thank about it. A masked vigilante stopping an arms deal? Is that a vigilante or some misunderstanding? Besides, someone dressing up and trying to do something like that is either brave or stupid. I doubt anyone around is that stupid.”

A waitress comes by their table to give the two another round of an Appleloosan special sarsaparilla. They both thank her and enjoyed their cold drinks. Utah looks at the time and sees that they’ve been there for almost two hours. “Sweet Celestia,” he mumbled to himself, “I think I should go now.” Feather Heart looks at him a bit sadly, “Can you stay out a little longer? I wanted to stop by Sweet Tooth Sugary Bakery.” Utah smirks, “Are you trying to get us to go down a trip down of memory lane?”

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>>27693427
“So is that a yes?” Feather Heart asks him. He scratches the back of his neck and thinks about it, “Yeah, I’ll go.” The two pay for their food and leave the restaurant, walking closely together. The Bakery is close enough where they can see it and maybe a few minutes to walk there. They see that it is still open and enter the store. Utah grabs some red licorice and Feather Heart grabs a bag of circus peanuts. As they buy their candy and leave the store, “Remember when you got a chocolate bar and when we left the store, it melted.” Utah smirks and nods his head.

The two head back to the farm and his cabin. Once they reach it, Feather Heart sees flowers all around the cabin. “Did you do all of this?” she asks him. “Yeah I have. I’ve been doing it whenever I get bored. It’s relaxing.” As they reach the door, Feather Heart grabs Utah’s hands. “So, do you want to do this again?” She asks him. Utah pretends he’s thinking about it, already knowing what his answer is. “Hmm, yeah. That’ll sound real nice,” he says with a huge grin. With little time to react, Feather Heart gives him another hug. He expected it and didn’t flinch this time. When they let each other go and say their good byes, Feather Heart walks away to head back to where her Grandpa Thunderhooves is. Utah opens the cabin and gets ready for a good night’s sleep, hoping to have another like this again soon.

End

Comments and Criticism is always welcomed

>>27693456
Comfy/10
And unf, those tanlines

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>>27693456
Super cozy. Best ship.

>>27691557
We need a story with her

>>27693829
Name it. I'll try my hand at it

>>27693842
Going off the picture, how about Gala and her Papi finish working together fixing the fence and share two cold bottle of sasaparilla on a hot afternoon?

https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k
Which satyr household is this, /sat/?

>>27694499
Simmer and Broil, but switch out the father with Femanon while Fizzle stands in the background being embarrassed over his wife's behavior.

>>27694975
I would've soon said Icarus & Prism, but that works too.

>>27694975
Where would they even send him to? Equestria's a relatively small place that people can travel through fairly easily if they have the means. Or maybe they sent Broil away, she seems more like the wandering type.

>>27695272
Yakyakistan maybe?

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>>27693476
Glad you enjoyed it.
>>27693607
Thanks
>Best ship
I wouldn't say it's the best one. Just the best one for what the story needs. Do keep in mind that I like both, but don't like harem stories at all.

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>>27695357
>Fizzle and his wife find out about Simmer and Broil's illicit relationship
>They agree they have to split the children up
>Broil stays home while they send Simmer to the Kingdom of Yakyakistan up to in the Frozen North
>The twins share a heartbreaking so long and promise to try to contact each other and meet soon
>Immediately met with distrust because Yaks know better to trust or deal with dragons
>No one wants to give him the time of day, and the ones that do acknowledge him either speak Russian or really broken English
>He's given enough money for living arrangements, but it's ill maintained and drafty, with the bare minimum of furnishings
>He can usually manage the cold winters in Equestria without the need to cover up, but the Frozen North is intent on making him pile on the woolly clothing
>Always has to avoid accidentally stepping on anyone's hooves or else they'll get aggrivated and accusatory or go into a rage
>Sent to work in the crystal mines in the caves where the yaks make fun of him because he looks like a girl
>Simmer wasn't much of a people person so he doesn't go out
>Repeat for about a month, add in depression, homesickness and crying late at night

>>27695603
>One evening, after finishing a half-eaten bowl of tyurya, Simmer gets a note slipped underneath the door
>He opens it up and finds that it's a letter from Broil
>It said she had to sneak it out to Derpy since their parents don't want them contacting each other, followed by how much they miss him and that she's getting a job so she could save up enough money to head to Yakyakistan
>He thinks he sees a tear stain or two and tears up while reading it too
>There's also a picture of their group family photo from their vacation at the beach
>'Warmer Times' is written on the corner and a red heart encircles the two of them in the picture
>After working up the nerve, Simmer takes his time to write back a response
>He sticks the photo in between the one of the bedposts and finally sleeps better than any other night since he's been there

>>27695613
Go on.

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>>27695622
Nah, that's about all I've got for now. Any more and I'd slip into some bad habits of mine.

>>27695640
Eh, not a lot of demand for tragic twincest. Incest fags like me prefer the over the top good times with incest, and the non incest fags hate anything Simmer and Broil incest related.

>>27692029
If you and I were sitting in a bar right now, then I would totally buy you a beer for what you've done.

>>27693060
Noice!

>>27696163
>a beer
How fitting. It's actually my 21st today.

>>27696185
Congrats. Story prompt now.

>Son or daughteru is now 21
>What do they do to celebrate

>>27696185
Hippy bifday.

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>>27696567
Marathon Red Dwarf series 1-8 with dad from the comfort of their newly constructed pillow fort, because Yuzu will never outgrow being a daddy's girl.

Also, DJ, if you read this, can we get some more age progression pic like this if you have the time?

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>>27696185
I remember when I turned 21.

>>27696599
The eldest Yuzu isn't cute enough and I don't know why. Maybe because her eyes are proportionally smaller in comparison to the rest of her face than in the younger pictures.

Lipstick Yuzu is best Yuzu.

>>27696601
Me too, it was shit. Not even my family came to see me.

>>27696601
>Tfw was 21 ten years ago
I'm too old

>>27696626
Lipstick is fucking gross. Ol natural all the way

>>27696647
Generally I'd agree seeing as I don't like makeup as a rule of thumb, but I think that in this case it suits Yuzu.

>>27696601
I don't. I remember tequila was involved, but otherwise...

>>27696626
I think part of it is the hairstyle. In the first three, she has a shorter hairstyle, quite youthful. The oldest one has a much more motherly style - loose and piled around the shoulders. That's fine, and a mature look can work well, but it doesn't lend itself well to 'cuteness', more sexy or beautiful. On top of that, more hair makes her ears look less fuzzy in comparison. Sexy and beauty don't translate well in a single face picture though - there are connatations of grace that are missed out due to the border of the art.

The other thing that stands out to me is the make up. In the teenager pic, Yuzu has vibrant lipstick and mascara on. I've always liked contrasty lipstick (bright red, blue, or dark black look really good on different skin tones - My ex always used to wear blood red lipstick when she had done something she knew I would dislike because along with a few other things, it would just lead to really agressive angrysex, which made most problems seem less.), and part of what makes DJ's art so appealing is the eye shapes - whilst they aren't natural, they aren't too far out from RL/what we see in the show.
But mature Yuzu doesn't have evidence of either of those. She's settled more into her own skin, maybe wearing make-up to gently highlight, rather than grab attention. And again, it can look awesome, but on a static face only picture it doesn't quite captivate as much.

Also, that was the first picture I saw of adult Yuzu. So whilst I was familiar with all the other ones, and had liked seeing them, this was the first time I saw her as an adult, and so it wasn't a 'favourite' character in the same way as Yuzu normally is.

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>>27696647
>21 was 10 years ago
Jesus, you're going to hit 32 this year, too?

>>27693456
I enjoyed it.

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>Tfw 24 and statistically a third of the way through your life.

>>27696722
No I'm turning 31 in about 2 months. So it's about accurate.
Im hoping my wizard powers kick in by then.

>>27696707
>Getting to have angry sex

Jealous beyond words

>>27696785
>Jealous beyond words
Rape probably counts as angry sex.

>>27696784
Ha, you wasted most of your current life being a child.

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>>27696847
"Time you enjoyed wasting wasn't wasted at all." - Morgan Freeman.

>>27696858
Thanks, Black Gandalf.

>>27696858
>The joke
>
>
>Your head
Since all jokes are so much better when explained; let me free style it for you; funky fresh. The joke was that years 1-16/18/ even 22 or 23 are all you basically growing up and becoming an adult. You aren't gonna do that 2 more times, are you? Meaning statistically you MAY die at 70ish, but you'll "have" about 32 years more than you think; if you're comparing what comes next with what comes later. Also, pretty sure that statistic includes non-aged deaths and still borns.

>>27696913
I'm pretty sure he got the joke seeing as he posted a joke of his own in reply.

>>27696938
Quoting someone is a joke? Or did Morgan Freeman never say that? I at least doubt he said it that young.

>>27696567
>>27696569
Thanks guys.

It's been an alright day. Drilling holes in concrete and replacing my car's radiator that was pissing out coolant sounds shitty, but it was kinda-sorta fun.

Now I pig out on the chocolate cake.

>/sad/ starts talking about amputee fetishes and cannibalism
Yeah, no, fuck that.

>>27697534
It's not everyone's thing, I know.
Feel free to suggest something else, though.

>>27697534
>/sat/ starts whining about something going on elsewhere on the internet
Yeah, no, fuck that.

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>>27696599
How do you imagine the other satyrs look like grown up?

>>27697534
I'm more of a slow burn romance and some nice characterization with a healthy bit of action.
>>27697920
What are we using as examples? Actors or what? Because I have a few ideas for that.

>>27697962

>Because I have a few ideas for that.

Go for it then

>>27697534
>Not loving your amputeed waifu
>Having to come to /sat/ and waste a post bitching about something in another thread

Literal complainon.

>>27698046
>Using names
Literal underage b&. Seriously, this has been discussed before in /sad/. The name calling is fucking annoying. Call him out for shit, yeah, but the love of fuck act like an adult about it.

>>27697695
>>27698046
>>27698070
Go back to /sad/ if you're just going to try and start a shitstorm over it.

>>27697983
Rory would probably look like James McAvoy, Bucky would probably be DiCaprio, Utah would look like Chris Evans, Icarus could be Ryan Reynolds, Garret maybe Jon Hamm, and Pogo could either be Seth Rogan or Steve Carrell. I may come up with ones for the grill mane 6 later.

>>27698113
>m6

>>27698153
What?

>>27696599
I'm at work but I get off at midnight and I need to stay up as late into the day as I can to be ready for an overnight shift tomorrow, so I will certainly be drawing tonight. So to my fellow Americans who will be up past midnight, and to my Eurofriends friends who will be just waking up to their morning cigarette, I will be drawing in about 6.5 hours.

>>27698241
Also,. I've been in the mood to draw lewd.
I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but I'm not the kind of person that gets off to fictional characters. A still image of a person that doesn't exist just doesn't do anything for me, but strangely, I really like drawing lewd.

Do you think the buns get jealous at the one the Great Father decides to cum in during their orgies?

>>27698288
Teen Dingaling naked in the jacuzzi with Anon.

>>27698360
Probably a bit. Maybe they take turns so every daughteru gets cummed inside every once in a while.

>>27698360
Think Kaos gets jealous when Timber cums in Asha?

>>27698360
No, because the they each get to be the one that receives his holy internal blessing on a rotating schedule so it's all fair and even.

>>27698409
Nah, she can just magic it into herself. Chaos magic OP.

>>27698425

Monday's bunny is fair of face,
Tuesday's bunny looks good in lace,
Wednesday's bunny is full of cum,
Thursday's bunny has a damn fine bum,
Friday's bunny is sexually giving,
Saturday's bunny sucks dick for a living,
But the bunny who is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonnie and blithe and good and gay.

>>27698482
Bunny satyrs in lace lingerie? Oh, be still my throbbing loins.

>>27698461
>Timber is fucking another satyr?
>Money shot ends up in Kaos.
>Timber is jacking off?
>Money shot ends up in Kaos.
>Timber has a wet dream?
>Money shot ends up in Kaos.
>Timber is fucking Kaos?
>Money shot ends up in whatever hole she wants.

>>27698545
That sounds both hot and annoying. What if he just wants to shoot off a huge load and make a mess?

>>27698590
>It automatically gets teleported into Kaos because of the magic portal she created inside his dick
>he gets confused and wonders why nothing ever comes out anymore

>>27698605
I was about to ask if he was aware or not. That would be funny as fuck.
>"Dad! Why can't I cum?!"
"... I unno. Satyr puberty?"

>>27698644
Considering ponies don't have genitals; that could actually be a thing. Like how satyr girls are sterile.

>>27698682
If ponies didn't have genitals, there would be no satyrs in the first place.

>>27698692
If ponies didn't have genitals there wouldn't be ponies.

>>27698706
This is also true.

>>27698706
Have you seen horse pussy in the show?

>>27698360
God please draw us some lewd bun satyrs!

>>27698799
I am not God.

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>>27698813
Close enough.

http://nsfwcartoonhorses.tumblr.com/post/146230680071/a-little-nsfw-preview-spoiler-for-the-few-privvy#notes

>yfw

>>27698813
Can you do more pics like this >>27693607
I really like this kind of lewd. I guess because it really leaves a lot to the imagination.

>>27698893
>not wanting ass and titties

>>27698813
Can we see some more lewd trap Gargle and Snapshot? Taking it up the ass

>>27696601
My 21st birthday was like a lot of other birthdays after 18; utterly unremarkable, but I never expected much anyway. I don't drink or smoke, so it honestly didn't matter.

>>27698288
Are you taking requests now? Or later tonight? Cause I'm at work for 4 more hours. If now I'd like to make a request of an adult Annie or Candy holding their massive breasts. Annie can be smirking evilly like her dad And candy can have that cute nervous look. I can't post a ref pic sadly.

>>27699036
I say reverse the expressions. Candy is the maniacal tittay monster after all.

>>27699065
That too. I'm ok either way. Just so long as I can see some beautiful dark and white chocolate

>>27698861
Shhh

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>>27699528

Why is Eden Equal such a shit

>>27699731
I kind of shipped him with Snapshot in that he loved both genders equally and what better way to love them both then by getting with a cutie who Is both lady and man at the same time.

>>27700210
Eeh, while I don't think it's tha bad, reducing the equality motiff to focus on his sexuality sounds cheap.

Just got home from work. Anyone up at this hour?
Fuck me, it's so goddamn hot here. If it this hot in New Hampshire, I can't imagine how hot it is in the South.
I'm gonna take a shower, then start drawing once my AC has cooled my room.

>>27700861
Still doing your Father's day backlog?

>>27700919
Not at the moment. I'm in a lewd mood. I may entertain a non-lewd request or two if I fancy later on.

>>27700861
>I can't imagine how hot it is in the South.
77 degrees, 92% humidity. It only got to about 90 degrees today, thankfully. Sometimes breaks 110.
Welcome to Louisiana.

>>27700962
99 degrees, hottest was 117.

>>27700962
Back when I lived in West Texas, I believe the hottest it got there was 112 (44 for Eurofriends). It's dry heat in West Texas, so when the wind blows, it's like a blow dryer with sand in it. Before we moved out there, we lived in the Houston area, which got it's fair share of humid heat. In the rare cases when it was hot AND humid in West Texas, shit, those were the days you just want to spend naked in a lawn chair in front of a fan that's in front of the AC while sipping some sweet iced tea.

Anyway, enough meteorology.

Time to draw.

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>>27701239
Requesting a pic of adult Annie topless and bashfully pressing her large boobs together. I got a pic this time

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>>27701239
Did you ever draw us porn of this cutie? If not can we see her masturbating in all her slightly pudgy awesomeness?

>>27701239
Requesting teen Dingaling naked in the jacuzzi with Anon, innocently oblivious to the pelvic distress she is causing him.

>>27701433
>Anon
H-her father?

>>27701385
>>27701431
>>27701433
>>27701438
Take it to >>>/trash/sad

>>27701385
second

>>27701385
Check >>>/trash/sad

>>27701239
OH SHIT!
There's a thunderstorm going on. I actually took my headphones off just to listen to the rain and thunder. We don't get too many thunderstorms up here, so forgive me for being so giddy about it, and for any delay in my drawing since I want to try and see the lightning strikes.

I miss Texas thunderstorms...They could last all night and were brimming with activity. The ones up here are short and dull in comparison.

>>27701743
I love hearing the thunderstorms. Im a Texas fag myself and know what you're talking about. Maybe you can do a cozy pic of Utah and Petunia in a barn watching the downpour?

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I just looked up audio clips of girls masturbating, and I gotta say, a lot of these could be voices for satyrs. Made it that much hotter imagining it was them.

>>27702290
That could also be applied to ponies or girls from games without voice clips.

>>27702328
I know, I just like imagining satyrs the most.

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>>27691300

>Placing the hot water bottle in bed beside your daughter, you pull the covers up and tuck her in, careful so as not too tightly.
>Reaching down, you take one of her hands in yours and brush your thumb over her fingers.
>You can't help but smile as she grips back, looking up at you in the dim glow of the nightlight.
"Sleep tight, sweetie-bat."
>She lets out a soft whine, grasping your hand more tightly for a moment.
>"Can't I sleep with you? I hate being alone."
>You chuckle before leaning down and kissing her on the forehead.
"You're a big girl now, Yuzu, you don't need to sleep in the same room as me. Though if you do get scared or you need anything, I'll be just down the hall okay?"
>"But I want to be with you."
>It pains you to see the pleading look in her eyes, reminding you of her deep-seated fear of being by herself.
>You knew that eventually she'd need to learn to become more independent, and as much as a part of you wanted her to be your little girl forever, you also knew that she needed to grow up.
>You weren't going to be around forever after all.
>A pang of sadness rises in your chest, the realization that in a few short years she'd be all grown up and have better things to do than spend time with her old dad coming to the forefront of your mind.
>Much too soon for your liking, you'd cease to be her superhero that checked under the bed for monsters and kept her safe on thundery nights and instead become 'just dad'.
>Boring old dad that was so uncool and embarrassed her in front of her friends, and who never let her have any fun.
>Just where had all the years gone?
>"Daddy?"
>You're brought back to reality by the sound of your daughter's voice laced with concern.
>"Why are you sad?"

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>>27702710

>You blink, not realizing until just now that tears had begun welling up in the corners of your eyes.
>Sniffing and clearing your throat, you give her hand a reassuring squeeze.
"It's nothing... nothing at all. Daddy was just thinking."
>You turn your head away for a moment and let out a sigh, trying to clear the depressing thoughts from your mind.
>"Daddy, please can I stay with you?"
>Reaching up, you run your fingers through her hair, brushing away a stray lock from her face.
"I'm sorry, sweetie, but daddy has a friend staying over tonight."
>You can tell from the frown that she wasn't at all happy to hear that.
>"Is it a lady?"
>You hesitate for a second before nodding, deciding that honesty was the best course of action.
"We're just having a bit of a sleepover, you see?"
>She says nothing for a long while, prompting you to speak once again.
"You'll be fine, sweetheart, I promise."
>You reach down and pick one of your daughter's favourite soft toys up from the floor, placing it in bed beside her.
"See? You have Mister Manticore right here beside you, and like I said, I'll be just down the hall if you need anything."
>Yuzu nods reluctantly.
"If you need anything at all, no matter what time it is, come and get me... Uh, though be sure to knock first, okay?"
>"Okay."
>You feel a great sense of pride wash over you.
>It wasn't easy to confront your fears, and this first step of agreeing to try to sleep in her own room was an important milestone for Yuzu.

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>>27702712

>You smile, giving her hand a final squeeze before letting go and making to stand up.
>Suffice to say, your legs had gone more than a little numb from kneeling for so long beside the bed.
>"Daddy?"
>You stop, returning to your previous position.
"Yes, sweetie-bat?"
>Reaching out, Yuzu took a hold of your hand once again.
>"Could you sing the song?"
>You chuckle, looking down at the floor.
"Song? Hmm... I don't know any songs."
>Your daughter pouts at you.
>"You know, the song you always used to sing."
>It's no good, you can't help but smirk.
"Oh, you mean the song I used to sing when you were a little baby?"
>She grins.
>God knows why she liked listening to you sing, since you weren't exactly blessed with the kind of voice for it.
>You could barely hold a note at the best of times.
>Still, it was endearing in its own way and you didn't have the heart to refuse.
>It'd take a real monster to say no to that darling face beaming up at you.
"Well okay, if you insist."
>You reach up and boop her nose.
"But only if you sing it with me."
>She nods in agreement.
>You clear your throat and hope that nobody with actual taste in music was listening in.

>>27702716

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk0dUuc5z64

"You and me together we'll be, forever you'll see."
>"We two can be good company, you and me."
"Yes, together we two."
>"Together, that's you."
"Forever with me."
>"We'll always be good company, you and me.
"Yes, together we'll be."

>God damn it, Anon, hold it together.
>Don't let her see you cry.

"You and me together we'll be, forever you'll see."
>"We'll always be good company, you and me
"Just wait and see."

>Seeing Yuzu's eyes drift closed, you blink away the tears yet again threatening to break forth.
>Leaning forwards, you once more plant a kiss on her forehead, letting your lips linger for a moment before pulling away and looking down at your perfect baby girl.
"Goodnight, sweetie."
>One day she'd have to grow up, you told yourself.
>One day you'd be just 'dad'.
>One day spending time with you would seem like a punishment to her.
>Not today though.
>For today at least she was your sweet little Yuzu who still needed to be tucked in and sleep with a nightlight.
>You wouldn't have it any other way.

>>27702726
The penis inside my heart is erect

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>>27702726
>Abandoning your daughteru to go fuck some cheap bar skank.

Archivist here. Watch the boat, I'm going into the depths. I'll be picking up pictures and stories I find.

In related news, apparently Desustorage.org got nuked by the domain registar because of CP. They're on cuckchan.org for now (Or forever, considering desustorage.org was accused of CP.)

>>27702905
>Desustorage.org got nuked
Damn it! That's what, the fourth archive site that's died so far?

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Which satyrs would you consider to be in the 12-14 age range?

>>27702928
All of them and none of them. Depends on the timeline.

>>27702944
That's pretty vague, I need something more concrete.

>>27702944
This. Generally I wouldn't personally consider any of them to be that young in the "present", but not all stories or pictures have to take place in the "present".

>>27702928
I have no overarching headcanon or continuity that's set in stone. I'm willing to accept anything as variable for the sake of a good story.

Because of that, all of them, none at all or any in between.

>>27701455
May I ask why? I don't see any weird fetishes in those requests they made.

>>27703246
He probably said it because they are all lewd requests and will have to be posted on the red board. No point in taking up space here to make lewd requests when we have the bizzarro sat thread to do that with.

Besides, we do need the traffic

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>>27698915
I guess I'm a bit of a sap for romantic shit.

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>>27704199
Would Darcy make the best mother out of all the satyrs?

Also am I the only one that finds the idea of married thirty something housewife Darcy with two kids insanely sexy?

>>27702710
>>27702712
>>27702716
For anyone wondering, and I'm quite sure there are several of you, I abandoned this because I was not liking how it was coming out. I didn't plan the comic properly and I was severely disappointed in how bad my drawing was that night. I have days in which I'm totally in the mood to draw, and days where I feel like I'm forcing myself to try and push some art out, and when I drew this, it was the latter.

I do want to redo it one day, but who knows when.