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Satyr Abomination Thread #170: Gunslinging Edition

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Previous thread >>27466373

>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want. But it wont always be met positively.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Sometimes Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Sometimes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5 (embed) (embed)
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed) (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed) (embed)
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0

Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
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First for making Earth Ponies go home.
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>incest
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>>27537649
Wincest
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>>27537649
Don't know about everyone else, but I don't mind a little father x daughter or mother x son action every now and then so long as it doesn't turn into fucking inbreeding.
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>>27537829
Come join us in /sad/ then.
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>>27537843
I guess you didn't read that last part of his post about inbreeding.
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>>27537843
You mean the place that's nothing BUT incest, inbreeding, and weird fetishes? No thanks.
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>>27537829
Agreed. A little incest is alright so long as it doesn't go overboard. I mean, we've had stuff like that since the beginning.
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>>27537912
Also agreed. Just a nice fuck with some sentimental story is nice. Like a doujin.
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>A young group of satyr kids, fillies and colts gathers to play Cowboys and Indians
>Which satyrs are in the group? And how does it go for them?
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>>27538123
>Whichever satyrs want to be in whatever group
There. Universal answer.
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>>27538123
Satyrs use superior height to mount their classmates backs and dish out harsh, frontier justice.
And on the playground, there's only one brand of justice, the popgun.
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>>27538242
Satyrs riding ponies? I want to see that.
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So does /sat/ have anything planned for Fathers Day story and art wise?
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>>27539960
Not really
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>>27539960
Sadly, no. Stuff I'd like to see, but nothing planned.
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Are there any good sad stories?
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>>27540973
What stuff would you like to see?
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>>27539960
How far is it away? If it's at least a week, I may be able to cook something up.
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looking through the satyr tag, found my first-ever art for it.
long before I became /d/non.
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>>27541877
I fucking knew your shit looked familiar.
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>>27541877
Cute! Do you like doing cute drawing like these more, or do you prefer the more erotic ones?
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>>27541877
>>27541889

I'll be that guy:

The old stuff is magnitudes better than the new.
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>>27542008
Nobby drew that picture, not /d/.
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>>27542024

I know. I didn't have any other pictures d drew on me and I didn't want that post to be a pointless bump or a sage, much like this.
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>>27542034
Speaking of sage, do you think Asha and Green Peace talk to each other much being nature folk?
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>>27542091

>Dude, plants. Dude, animals. Dude, nature.
"Goddamn lay off the kush girl."
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>>27542130
>Making Asha the black text
>Making Green Peace green
You racist mother fucker.
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>>27542008
cool ! what did you like better about it :V I'm still way amateur, I just want y'all to like it
>>27541896
I like both honestly. I wanna draw at least every character at least once, and each kid is different on the scale of lewd to cutesy. sometimes both.
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https://youtu.be/d555mD44nPk
What are you listening to, /sat/? What would your satyr about the tune you're playing?
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>>27542615
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=heWXOUOcC3I
I love his stuff, hoping for a new album soon, and I would like to think my daughteru would like it
>pic not my daughteru
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>>27542663
Thank you for introducing me to this, anon. Now I feel like drawing. And I'm going to listen to all of his stuff whilst doing it.
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>>27542821
when you watch "all I need is you" the video is A+
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>>27542615
https://youtu.be/9XrnVq7hjV4
She'd just groove along with me and take some inspiration for her own songs. We need more art/stories of satyrs listening to music in contemporary wear like in those anime wallpapers you see all of the time.
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>>27542904
Just watched it thrice
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>>27542905
Whoa, woops, a little snafu there. This was the track.
https://youtu.be/pUrQ0qka1JY
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Do the legs look weird? I think it might be the angle, but your input is always welcomed.
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>>27542996
Right leg looks a bit thin at the connecting part.
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>>27543032
Better?
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>>27543051
Much
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>>27542996
>>27543051
Fucking unf tier~
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Quick! I need new music I haven't heard before!
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>>27543216
https://youtu.be/x2F58N3m7Gc
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>>27543254
I said "music" not "the sound of two modems fucking"
Just kidding. I dig it.
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>>27543254
>Wintermute
I finally get this now that I'm reading Neuromancer
>mindblown.gif
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>>27543268
>>27543310
Here's the "club mix"/original mix

https://youtu.be/6tUtEDZ8EXM
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>>27543268
DJ what kind of music do you like listening to while you draw? Mellow/slow stuff or music that energizes you? Also, that art is making me think about more naughty stuff with satyrs than usual, ooph.
>>27543319
Nice beats. Is this a type of electro usic?
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>>27543268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPdow2PaXNk

I like monster hunter music when I write
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>>27543371
I find (strangely) I get more in the mood to draw when I hear music I haven't heard before. It fuels me for some reason.
I sometimes listen to music that fits the mood of what I plan on drawing.
I have also been known to listen to a random playlist and start sketching different things to the different songs that play, for example, nearly every "western" themed picture I've drawn has been the result of Ecstasy of Gold (the greatest fucking song ever conceived by man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

or some other Old Western movie soundtrack playing on my random playlist.

Also, fun fact, I always listen to Ryoko's Theme when I draw Yuzu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NSMR5iNf8I

because it helps me channel my Tenchi art style and I feel it captures the bubbly nature of Yuzu (that exists as my headcanon)
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>>27543393
Oh wow... I'm saving this for next time I draw something epic.
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>>27543447
Their live concerts are also pretty good... I ended up buying and importing the CDs (only available in Japan, so I don't understand any of the words on the sleeves).

I listen to it at the gym.
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To the anon that drew that pic of Hope and struggled with drawing her hand, just know that I spent 45 minutes trying get Mistake's hand right. Hands suck to draw, but you'll get the hang of it eventually. Remember, though, that you will never be done practicing. You're always learning.
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>>27541391
I'd like to a pic or fic of all four of the Lemon Hearts kids hanging out with Anon.

I rather enjoy the idea that these interspecies offspring can come out in different mixes (looks almost pure human or pony, satyr or centaur).
Three are in pic related, daily drew her a centaur here. https://derpibooru.org/1124111
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This would've been done much faster if I wasn't so easily distracted.
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>>27543998
holy shit DJ....
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>>27543998
u 2 gud 2 us DJ
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>>27543998
unf
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>>27543998
Nice picture, and the colours work well from wherever you picked them
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A few questions about thistle:

What's her story?

Is she young, or just a short stack?

Does she not have wings?
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>>27544115
>the colours work well from wherever you picked them
Eyedropper tool on older pics of Mistake. I'm sure you guys have noticed that I tend to have her wear green in the few pictures of her that I've colored.
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>>27543998
Is there a nude version of this?
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>>27544138
Well, she is a green hive changeling, so the color works.
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>>27544124
Was raised alongside Twi's kid; like a sister. Grew up watching Rory try his best but get shafted by his mom in the whole "loving attention" aspect. Gets told by her dad to be nice to him because he too had to deal with Twilight.


You act like she can't be both. I imagine even as an adult she is pretty short.


Not from what I've seen. Like Broil; unique ears, but no flyers.
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>>27543998
It that her Nightmare Night costume this year? at least it's less revealing than last year's.
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>>27544306
Was that her thread bikini/lingerie thing?
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>>27544124
Short, even as an adult. No wings.

As for her story I imagine her as being very shy around people but more goofy and open around people she knows. She was raised along side Rory and is a few months younger. Since they were raised together for so long, she felt very conflicted when she began to "notice" him as puberty crept in. Feeling that she was some kind of sicko for being attracted to her family. Rory also had many shame boners as he caught himself looking at her plumb luscious ass.

For her home life she is very close to her aunt Twiligjt and often follows her around the castle. She's also a homebody and doesn't really have any skills or talents. Preferring to instead read or laze about watching tv and snack on rare gems. But as she gets older she feels the need to improve herself and then works on being a home maker.

She is also really self conscious about her short body and almost non existent chest. Feeling she is lacking compared to her more curvy satyr female friends.
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>>27544332
Yeah, the fishnet lingerie that left literally nothing to the imagination.
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>>27543998
Don't do this to me DJ, I've already gone like 5 days without masturbating and this isn't helping me.
>Tfw dick is literally twitching
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>>27544265
>You act like she can't be both
Well, when I draw characters, I tend to make them proportionately correct for their age, meaning if I'm drawing young Thistle, I'm not going to draw her with huge gazongas, etc.

>>27544439
>non existent chest
Wait, I see more pics on derpi of her with a large chest. I'm confused...

>>27544463
Sucks for you, because I planned on doing lewd satyrs all day. It's my day off, after all.

Pose is not final. I'm just planning as I sketch.
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>>27544463
why do you do this to yourself anon
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>>27544476
>being that faggot that posts without the intended picture
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>>27544265
I never liked the idea that Twilight was a bad mother to Rory since it's too OOC for me. She's the Princess of Friendship, she should know when she's being a dick or not when it comes to relationships. Plus I'm sure all of her friends, especially the Royal Sisters, would notice and call her out on her neglect very early on.
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>>27543998
Mistake should kiss Thistle to see who's long tongue is the longest. It's the only way to compare the sizes. The only way!
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>>27544476
Different head canons I guess. I like to imagine her as getting her body type from her dad. Including smooth flat chest.

And congrats on your day off. And to doing more lewd. We will need it. I wish we shared days off so I can be part of the fun. But if you can, can you do some lewd of Laika? She is too hot and I would love to see her in your style.

>>27544482
Staying with family for bit and jacking off is really hard here so I don't bother. Plus I need my incest porn
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>>27544491
My dick rises.
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>>27544558
I assume you want lewd of the older version of Laika?
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>>27544476
>Wait, I see more pics on derpi of her with a large chest. I'm confused...
I prefer to think of her as a qt shortstack with nice round breasts.

Like this or >>27544498
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>>27544602
Hell yeah, maybe spread eagle and biting down drooling on a bone. Or bending over with a plump ass shot. I'm so god damn horny.
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>>27544608
This is ok, they are just right.

>>27544498
This is not. They are too large for her to be a qt short stack.
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>>27544633
Both qualify as qt shortstack IMO.
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>>27544633
You're acting like shortstacks aren't seen with big boobs
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how tall is Thistle to you all really? I imagine her being like 3 to 4 feet tall at max. Even as an adult.
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>>27544657
I'm not saying they don't exist, I just don't think Thistle should be one of them. I prefer her to be a wide hip kind of girl
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>>27544659
1.5m-ish. Maybe a bit less. Kind of like a midget.
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>>27544664
>I prefer her to be a wide hip kind of girl
Who says she can't both have wide hips and decently sized boobs?
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>>27544659
About 4"5.
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>>27544664
Don't all the drakes have wide hips?
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>>27544678
I don't like the "Why not both?" Mentality because I want Satyrs to be of different shapes and origins. It's not exciting or fun for them all to be wide hip big boobed same perfect body type of half human and animal, cookie cutters.

So things that make them unique are fun for me.
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>>27544717
Yes they do. Even the males.
>insert sexy Gargle pick here
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>>27544718
>I don't like the "Why not both?" Mentality because I want Satyrs to be of different shapes and origins
That's fine, but it doesn't mean Thistle can't have both wide hips and nice round tits. You can always have other satyrs who have only wide hips or only nice round tits.
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>>27544717
Apparently. At least when mt draws them.

>tfw mt is ded
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>>27544730
>Not wanting Thistle to be unique and just a shorter Broil clone

Fucking filthy pleb
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>>27544626
>bending over with a plump ass shot.
If we're going full lewd with this, could she have plug or some beads in there?
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>>27544757
If you're doing this, could you have a version with and a version without?
I want to see dat nice plump ass without any foreign implements too.
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>>27544718
Agreed. I kinda like Fuch's Thistle.
Short, kinda chubby, tits are a little bit saggy as opposed to perfectly perky, hips don't look overly wide for her body.
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>>27544774
This

>>27544757
Make your own request nigga. Don't bogard my quest.
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>>27544730
Case in point, Cinder and Dee.
>>27544726
>Picture not found
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Maybe something like this?
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>>27544746
I don't really see Broil with bigger breasts than Thistle, really. Doesn't Ash have the biggest ones out of all the drakes?
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If you would, provide me with new music to search on youtube or just post links so that I can stay in the drawing mood. The longer the song (or playlists) the better. I just don't really know what to search for on my own. I'm not very adventurous with my music.
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>>27544899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OdJmWr4lrU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uO14c8gXes&list=RD4uO14c8gXes#t=1
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>>27544899
Here's a favorite of mine by a favorite artist: https://youtu.be/OOxAneYR4bw
Her voice my be an acquired taste, but the instrumentals and lyrical storytelling are top notch.
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>>27544821
Yeah I'm ok with that. So long as we get a good look at her naughty bits
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>>27544899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb95piUPVBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqfIKqW2ZPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRmSW3L2U0
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>>27544871
We don't even really have many pics of Ash. Because I have no idea who she is. Who is she?
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>>27544821
Must be lonely to be the only one of your species no matter what headcanon you choose. Poor Laika.
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>>27545007
I always head canon that Laika sees herself as a Diamond Dog above all else. She's proud of her lineage and never feels alone because she's had her mom and three dads all her life. And when she met Garret he filled the only hole she ever felt lonely about. gigitty.
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>>27545005
Ember's daughter. I always pictured most of the drakes referred to her as Lady Ash and treat her like satyrs would treat Dawn or Radiance. Everyone except Thistle, who's been friends with her since childhood, andBlare, who just doesn't give a fuck.
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>>27545005
Ember's satyr daughter. /d/non drew one or two pics of her, but I can't remember seeing any others.
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>>27544871
I imagine Broil being taller than Thistle. Although mt kinda depicted her that way, I don't really see her as a shortstack. Their boobs may be around the same size, but they would look bigger on Thistle because she's shorter.
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>>27545029
>Three prominent parental figures of the opposite gender
>Half breed abomination
>Romantic interest that's more studied and worldly than her
Laika is Steven Universe confirmed
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>>27544813
Cinder looks like she has wide hips but smallish boobs. I'm okay with this.
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>>27545029
>her mom and three dads
I respect your right to create your own headcanons, but I really hate this one. Especially as the first several stories about Laika had her dad being Anon, and her mom a diamond dog. It wasn't like the writer even left it ambiguous.
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>>27545029
Wasn't Laika Ruby's daughter?
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>>27544988
Hmm...Do you think you'll see enough at this angle? The panties will not be in the final picture.
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>>27545077
Yeah, a teasing view is good.

>>27545076
Ruby? Morning's stuff says the mom is called Red?
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>>27545065
She's a hidden gem of possibilities, in my opinion. Even if we threw out the monster hunting stuff, I still think Cinder as a blacksmith would be a pretty good background.
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>>27545077
Personally I wanted some full frontal but I am just glad to be getting art from ya. So do what you like!
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>>27545100
>Ruby? Morning's stuff says the mom is called Red?
I dunno. Ruby is a name that was used for a chubby female diamond dog (basically rule63 Rover) in some stories a few years ago. If I recall correctly those threads started what eventually became Strange Waifu Thread.
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>>27545056
Do you think the sphinxes get along well with the drakes? They're both descendents of predatory species and both of them are greedy and angry as nobody's business.
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>>27545148
Never heard of her, but I can live with that.
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>>27545233
They probably respect each other culturally. Whether they like each other probably depends on whether they get in each other's way.
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Gonna take a break so I don't burn out.
Let me know if you guys see anything that needs work.
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>>27545077
Yeah, angle is fine.

Will you be going for human lady bits, or more doge like parts?
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>>27545325
I'm liking what I see.
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>>27545325
Also, here's some nightmare fuel to show anyone who might be confused about her anatomy because of the weird angles.

>>27545334
That's a predicament. I have always been a dog lover, just not *that* kind of dog lover. While, yes, I have seen doge vagina, I can't say I have it committed to memory, plus, I would feel incredibly weird looking up pictures.

IDK...undetermined at the time.
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>>27545354
>being that faggot that posts the WRONG picture
Here is the skeletal structure, for those who cannot perspective
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>>27545325
I like it. There's something with the head, but I dunno, you did >>27545362 which looks fine. But I haven't slept in 72 hours, which could be it.

>dog lover
I'd avoid it. I have pet dogs, and... They're not pretty, quite utilitarian. Also, it all juts out quite a bit, which would look really weird on a biped.

do you do a skellington on your drawings all the time, or is that just a build up from the wireframe?
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>>27545362
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>>27545354
>I would feel incredibly weird looking up pictures.
There's that dog sex toy thing someone posted about a week back, and I know at least one artist that draws a lot of anatomically correct dog genitals if you want the reference quickly.

I'm pro-anatomically correct, but it's ultimately up to you.
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>>27545384
>do you do a skellington on your drawings all the time, or is that just a build up from the wireframe
It's completely random with me. With >>27543998 and >>27544491 as well as other pics in the pass, I do wire frames, but with other pics, such as this Laika one, I just started drawing it and added the skellig afterwards just to let you guys see.
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Movie night!
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net:6660/?nick=Pony|?#mlpstreams
Starting in 4.5h from now
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>>27545435
Woah, you're alive! Haven't seen you post in here for a while.
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>>27545410
I can honestly say that I would be more open to drawing her goods anatomically correct if the references I looked at were of artificial origin and not the real deal...
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>>27545446
I'll send them by derpibooru pm, then. Give me a few.
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>>27545446
Female canine genitalia looks real gross in my opinion.
But knots are a'ight though.
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>>27545459
Why not just post them in /sad/?
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>>27545473
Alright.
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>>27545482
Hell, you could just start a straight dogfur thread there and get even more reference pics lol
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>>27545443
Glad to be back! We'll be watching Finding Nemo and The Big Lebowski tonight, if you want to vote stay idle afterwards, I try to do those each week again.
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>>27545388
I gor a bone for her, ifuknowatimean
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>>27545531
NEMO! Whoo!
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>>27545354
>>27545362
>Also, here's some nightmare fuel
That makes me wonder... Is there any grimdark satyr art here?
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>>27545572
Everything with Steel Cage.
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>>27545388
I'd fuck it
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>>27545271
"Awesome, there's still one last ice cream sandwich left!"

Muddle could've been late to class, slipped on some toilet water, and crashed head first into a locker and still have a pretty awesome day considering he snagged the last Cocoa Captain Ice Cream Sandwich in the cafeteria.

He tantalizingly reached out his claws to claim his prize but was startled when someone's talons overlaid the top of his hand.

"Who-Oh, Muddle," Alex chuckled. "Heya, whatcha doing there kid?"

"Uh, 'sup, Alex...I was kinda about to get my last Cocoa Captain ice cream, so if you don't mind..."

"Woah woah, the last one?" Alex gave a forced chuckle. "But I had my sights on it first, wouldn't you rather get the Bubblegum Pops to the left right there?" She said, pointing to the left inside the ice box.

"Those are crap," Muddle exclaimed with a groan. "Besides, *I'm* the one who got to it first, so I take the ice cream by law of finders keepers, nerd."

"That only counts if no one else is around to see it, dweeb, we obviously saw it at the same time. *I* should get it first because of senor seniority!"
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>>27545649
The two snarled at each other with a menace only petty playground fights could muster. Alex tried to tug the package her way but was quickly met with resistance with Muddle's constant pulling.

"Screw that, I'm not giving this up my because you're a couple years closer of becoming an old hag!"

"Yeah, well this hag's gonna shove her fist up your scaly ass if you don't let go of my dessert!"

"Up yours turkey legs! Step off before I start to turn you into a serving of rotisserie chicken!"

Alex screamed as they both incessantly swiped at each other.

"Just give me the fucking sandwich already toad lips!"

"Doodoo bird!"

"It's 'dodo', retard!"

"Is it!? Cause I'm pretty sure I'm staring at a flying piece of shit!"

"GRAAAAHW!"

After Alex lunged at Muddle, and Muddle toppled her over, they both decided to take their fray onto the floor in a fiery flurry of fists and fury. That is until the principal arrived and threw them in detention and no dessert privileges for a month.
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Do we have any memes, /sat/?
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>>27543998
oh how far our little bug butt has come
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>>27545846
good thing her human half grew out of the "holy" phase
>dose ears
yeesh
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>>27543998
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>>27545853
Could have been worse.
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>>27545876
...
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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>>27545839
Around taurs, watch your doors
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>>27545362
You should keep the skeleton layer and make a version of the final picture with it too.
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>>27545904
>x-ray fetish
I never got this. What's so hot about being able to see into someone's body?

>trying to understand a fetish
>MMXVI
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>>27545904
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>>27545910
It makes her look like a zombie.
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>>27545893
If it's any consolation, most people, even people into extreme body modding from what little I've seen, consider this extremely stupid.
I mean, the dude needs to shove rubber inside his face just to chew, and the constant drying of his teeth will rot the fuckers.

>>27545904
Only if she's partially clothed in a cosmonaut suit, or at least has one of the helmets beside her.
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>>27545070

I really dislike the whole "Anon has to be the father of every satyr" thing. Even more so when we gender bend established characters to do so. Or in this case make entirely new fem dogs when we have already established male dogs to use.

Also, I don't recall the original creator being upset about my take on Laika. And i honestly feel that these characters should be viable to different canons especially if the original creator hasn't been doing anything with them. Why limit a character to a boring canon?
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>>27545957
does this look like the kind of slut that would fuck three diamond dogs in a time span short enough to cause confusion of who the father is?
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>>27546016
That's not the case at all, she only fucked one of them. But since all the diamond dogs are dumb as hell they all belive they are her father. They all help raised her and eventually the line was blurred for them
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>>27545007
Well, technically, I made one of a little kid a long while ago, but he didn't really take off.
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>>27546042
but what's the excuse for femanon not knowing the truth and telling them which one is the father? it's pretty fucked up that she would let such a situation happen. it's unhealthy for all parties involved
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>>27545957
Are you the guy who wants to replace all the Anons with named human OCs with predefined personalities?
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>>27546016
You never can tell. And obviously she was a lot younger back then.
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>>27546118
This. Who are you all too judge? Sluts grow up too. I once knew a guy whose mom would wear her slut past like a badge of honor. She one tried a triple barrel bj. Tried being the key word.
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>>27545955
>Only if she's partially clothed in a cosmonaut suit, or at least has one of the helmets beside her.
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>>27546052
He's cute-ish. We don't really have too many kid satyrs besides Ding and Gargle.
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>>27545957
Agreed.

>>27546112
>Implying that isn't the exact same shit with single Anon
Wanting a good set up that isn't retarded-ly self insert harem fetish isn't the same as wanting all the parents to be OC or have hard personalitites. Hell, even by including a single Anon in any form of story, you are giving them a personality. Existing. Have them be a secondary character? Giving them further personality. Complaining about wanting "multiple Anons/femanons" with personality is like complaining about wanting stories with Anons at all.
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>>27545957
>original creator being upset
I'm not upset, not really. As the OP says, things can be fluid.

But changing the parents to fit what you wanted... I don't get why you didn't just make up your own?
Especially as there hasn't really been much content created with the 3DD idea, it was just something spouted off in thread when people asked about Laika.

Like if I was insistent that Glimmer was actually Starlight Glimmer's kid, rather than Twilight's. But then didn't do anything with it.

I don't mind Femanon, but that's not how I write Laika not that I'm writing much currently anyway. Unemployment is more of a bummer than I was thinking it would be. Granted, I tend to stay away from Femanon anyway, because I'm oldschool like that. And not confident I could write a decent female PoV.
Also, just want to say that I love the fact other people like Laika. It's brilliant. She was my first real creation (I'm not counting Aurora Anonsdottir, because I still haven't finished polishing chapter 3. It's coming along, but slowly. Also, I still haven't revealed the mother), and she has her own folder in my p0nefiles.
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>>27546172
The twins as well; at least two of them have been written as kids in "general age".
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>>27546173
Even in a single Anon setting, Anon is still a self insert.

And yes, usually Anon does have some degree of personality to fit the plot, but it's usually minimal and he isn't slapped some random name on.
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>>27546189
When you say "twins" do you nean Spitfire's, Ponka's, Fluttershy's, or Fizzle's? Cause there's a number of them.
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>>27546174
>I'm not counting Aurora Anonsdottir, because I still haven't finished polishing chapter 3. It's coming along, but slowly.
Wait, wait, wait. You're the one who wrote that Anonsdottir story? And You're continuing it now after three years??
What took you so long?!?
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>>27546174
>But changing the parents to fit what you wanted... I don't get why you didn't just make up your own?

To be fair, when I first came to this thread I had no idea what her origins were. And I just wrote it like that. But if you honestly want me to, I will just stop writing Laika since it's going against your canon.

>Like if I was insistent that Glimmer was actually Starlight Glimmer's kid, rather than Twilight's. But then didn't do anything with it.

But that's just the thing, if enough people it and it sticks, then that will be the most popular perception. I don't like how people use this argument as though it's a devestating "So there". I can push for days they Murmur is a the love child of Anon and Yuzu but that won't make it true. While a more obscure character like Steamboat can have more give for his background. Still, if you really want me to stop writing her I will and just let her fall into obscurity until you decide to return and write for her since nobody can write anything about a character that deviates from their original canon.
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>>27546379
You make it sound like it is impossible to write about Laika if her dad is Anon, which is kinda ridiculous.
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>>27546379
Write her how you like. People are free to have different headcanons even if certain people don't like it.
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>>27546379
What >>27546423 said.
Don't get me wrong, I can still read about femanon based Laika. But she's a character with more nebulous parentage. Male Anon works just as well and, in my opinion, is the preferable choice. But people are free to do what they like.
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>>27546300
Yeah, it's on my pastebin
http://pastebin.com/u/morning
about two thirds of the way down.

spoilered for soc

I got a job. I hated it, I worked stupid hours, and worked with customers' who'd complained to us. I got a new ladyfriend, and she sucked up quite a bit of time too. My job meant I spent a lot of time writing reports, and I fell out of love with writing longer pieces. I've been writing more frequently recently, but I just feel it's all crap, so I'm not putting it out there, just reqriting. I wanted to get back into the swing of it. I post anon here, RGRE, and /tg/, and a few other places.


>>27546379
As I said, I'm not really bothered too much. I love seeing other people writing Laika, or drawing her, or talking about her. It's nice that other people like my creation. I always smile when I see her mentioned, and for a while it was one of the bright points of my day.
But, to me, changing a character's parents is a bigger alteration than changing, for example, favourite foods. Different experiences are like a different timeline, but different parents, to me, normally feels like a different character.
I actually enjoyed the Laika getting brushie short story. I assume that was you?

But when people state their headcanon as canonical in general non-content, it just rubs me the wrong way. As you said, you can push for days that Murmur is the love child of Anon and Yuzu, but that won't make it true.
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>>27546423
No, just tired of writing about the same format of Anon being the dad. And would rather write somthing else. But you can see how limiting it is to basically have this open OP of "Come one, come all, we accept all head cannons!" And then when people sit down and write you come out with "Um hey, yeah, so like, can you NOT write about what you wanted? But here, here is a prompt that you are not interested in that does follow our already established canon."

Before i fell for Laika I was really interested in Annie, so I may pick that up again. Assuming Annie's creator is ok with me doing so.
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>>27546538
Again, you make it sound like it is impossible to write about Laika if her dad is a human.
>established canon
You know what makes Laika, Yuzu, and a few others stand out from all the other satyrs? There is no established canon who their parents are.
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>>27545443
cytu be/r/mlpstreams for all the lads wanting to join
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>>27546201
Panks and Floots. I think Spits have been written as pre-teens and Fizz's are teens.
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>>27546379
I say keep it with Laika having three daddies. Feels more natural that way; least to me. Mostly because those three DDs are the only ones who have been in the show of any noteworthy merit.

>>27546437
This.

>>27546538
>Annie
Man, it has been forever since Sombra's "good" daughter was mentioned... I miss the cutie.

>>27546599
And you're making it sound like he HAS to. Dude, let the fucker write about Laika how he wants. At least he is writing. Isn't that what half the thread was preaching during the inbreeding stuff? Not the discussion; the stories.

>>27546794
Movie time!
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was Laika really named after a Russian space dog?
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>>27547207
yup
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>>27547207
Not just any dog, asshole. Laika was the very first living creature (known to humanity) to orbit a planet. She was used as an expendable tool by the Russians to test the survivability of space and re-entry. She died fulfilling her mission and is honored today as a hero of astronautics.

Goddammit I love dogs so much. I literally cried as I typed this.
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>>27547207
>>27547286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OUqUiZQxs4
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>>27547286
>Expendable
There was never any plan for her to survive re-entry.
And yet we call dogs our best friend.

If we ever leave the planet, we should not go alone.
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>>27547514
Expendable to Russians.
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>>27547286
No, she died happily on the scrap metal planet after befriending Space Dandy.
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>>27537626
Which satyrs are the /k/-est of satyrs? So far I count only Mistake and Utah. Anyone else know how to handle firearms.
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>>27547514
>There was never any plan for her to survive re-entry.
Hardly surprising considering these were the same people who trained dog bombs with the intent to immobilize German tanks.
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>>27547813
>"What about dog?"
"Is also bomb, comrade."
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Roll to see what job your satyr grows up to have in Fantasyquestria.
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>>27547990
why not.
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>>27547990
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>>27547990
Keeping the Thistle train rolling
>>27548011
>Samurai
FFFF! Hope as a magic samurai has to be an epic concept.
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>>27548047
also the image fits better than the "normal" looks
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>>27547990

>Merchant

Oy Vey
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>>27547990
Rolling for two.
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>>27548245
Huh. Oddly fitting, though there's speculation whether dragons could even cast magic.
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>>27547990
Rolling for five. Consecutive jobs from oldest to youngest.
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>>27548408
>Sentinel
>Fencer
>Soldier
>Samurai
>Martial artist
None of these fit and I am kind of surprised. With five shots I thought at least one would.
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>>27544899
Gonna do a music dump. While I can't guarantee that you'll like any of it, there's plenty of stuff I don't think many have heard.

Everything on this playlist. Radiant Historia has the best soundtrack of any vidya game I've played. Take your pick.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL58349C680ADECBCC

Denny Schneidemesser has some of the best damn original music I've heard.

https://www.youtube.com/user/Danman87/videos

Search for Dreams of Flight for a particularly long track.

If you're into techno/rock/remix then you'll like Frank Klepaki's work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkyB3kTiPQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqlb0p11RcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSRbwGEe7o (My favorite of the bunch.)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL237C18954433ABAF

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhPp-QAUKF_iNUbOmuSCSaFj2ywFtUked (Weird name, but good music.)

War Thunder, great soundtrack, realistic battles ruined forever.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpAe6jwxCvr8L8lqvwa1z-kImbg4XG-ID

World of Warplanes, mediocre game, great soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7EeqM07QZE

John Powell does some pretty good movie soundtracks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2lVGgoG3xQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed_GrjxM9QU

cont.
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>>27547990
Got a nice 29 last time. Hoping for something similar.
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>>27548420
I don't know, Sentinel sort of fits Ivy seeing how she's the protective type. Also, no one said you couldn't reroll
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>>27547990
Last time I did this I got monk
Let's try again
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>>27548440
From Mad Max: Fury Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHgoihsF3rY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXTxyynUJ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhvPlzelj9I

Quake II's music will definitely get your blood flowing in the morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY6yBTYxLko

Runescape's changed a lot, but the new music is very nice on the ears.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZK4FAIypUFG3nyIbjU-wXzPVEVWwIsF_

Splatoon has some pretty memorable music, especially when fighting the final boss. The boss is a DJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM1Q2FttI1M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpM2jCR3X4o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPZz6oJi8yE

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvNp0Boas721U2shokZmt75xplbsoB6H8 (Full playlist.)

Misc. Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo (A very happy tune.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T90HO0kFg (If headphones, turn down volume. Trigger warning, contains excessive amounts of COMMUNISM.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L66NS_nK0mw (From Wakfu, a French anime. Actually pretty good show.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mG3BvkT6YQ (East Germany was a strange country. Turn down volume.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzMj8wzQ0p0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l5NVIjv94 (From The Animatrix, the Second Renaissance Part II. Watch Parts I and II and be horrified.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7YmHcnmAG4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nnl0ycLvgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOfagBBxrfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOlRYae8bzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o55lI6j-hZw

End.

Conclusion, I listen to some weird stuff.
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>>27547990
Meh okay
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>>27548450
Safe to say that fits, right?
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>>27548031
>>27548011
>>27548047
>In a far away era in a distant land, the scattered states and clans of Equestria were in constant struggle for power
>Each state had their lord to serve under, and with them a loyal band of soldiers to die for them at a moment's notice
>The greatest of these soldiers were their honorable pony samurai, trained in the rigorous art of the sword
>However, Equestria seemed forever locked in turmoil
>Taxes were high, bandits and highwaymen scoured the roads, famine and starvation were constant threats as livestock died and the land grew barren
>Most of all, parents wept as there precious sons and daughters went off to fight in a never ending war
>One day, two mares conveniently named Lyra and Bon Bon found an unspeakably horrifying beast called a 'human', a mysterious type of creature that had recently been appearing in the lands of Equestria lately
>Knowing the human would inevitabley be treated poorly to the rest of society, the two mares found it in their hearts to show him kindness and returned with him to their cottage somewhere deep in the forests
>Eventually the three fell in love and both mares sired the human's children
>Bon Bon gave birth to a girl, and she was named Gumdrop, for nothing in the world seemed sweeter than her
>Lyra also gave birth to a girl, and she was named Hope, for looking at her gave her hope that there was a chance for peace in these troubling times
>A few years after, however, tragedy struck and the human died
>The two mares both grieved for their lost love; soon they even grieved for their lost home, leaving it for the city after the land became much harder to work for little amount of food
>And so the family journeyed to the city, frought with uncertainty
>They both found work in a family shop making and selling confections
>Their two daughters, though young, always pitched in by enticing the passerby with their silly street antics
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>>27549320
>And so Hope and Gumdrop grew up inside the city, nourished and looked after by their mothers
>Over the years, Hope and Gumdrop grew, both blossoming into fine young women each and of themselves
>Hope always seemed to have a spark that drove her
>She was energetic amd brash and sought after adventure and mischief whenever the opportunity presented itself
>Gumdrop, on the contrary, always presented herself in a more reserved and peaceful manner
>Never once did she have a foul thing to say to good natured people, and she regularly found pleasure helping her fellow townsfolk and listening to their stories
>A large faction of them, however, made it plenty obvious that Hope and Gumdrop were not welcomed there, seeing them both as unholy abominations omens of bad luck from the Goddesses
>Despite her mother's warnings, Hope regularly found herself trading words and blows with packs of stallions
>Gumdrop berated her and was typically found patching up any injuries and apologizing for her behalf, even if some of them wouldn't even hear it
>One cold night, while Hope was out late finishing up some errands, she was ambushed and assaulted by a group of malevolent stallions
>She tried to fight, but was eventually overpowered and held down
>Before any harm befell her, however, a pair of patrolling samurai fended them off
>After asking whether or not she was okay, the two escorted her to her parents, worried sick that she would be out alone this late
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>>27549332
>The week after, Hope found a new calling to set out and become a samurai and help establish peace by becoming the best swordsman of them all
>Though heartbroken about her daughter's departure Bon Bon found the cause noble and gave Hope her blessing
>Lyra, however, adamantly discouraged her leaving and said that she couldn't live with herself if she died on the battlefield
>Gumdrop, most of all, was struck by grief by the news
>The two satyrs were nearly inseparable and forged a bond so strong that they couldn't imagine a life without the other
>Many tears were shed by all of them that day, but Hope comforted and reconciled them of her safety
>Shortly after, she packed up her belongings and ventured off to the capital hoping to assume her training
>Many months passed, and though Bon Bon and Lyra found it in their hearts to move on wih their daily lives, Gumdrop fell into a deep depression and stayed behind to manage the shop
>Her countenance, usually bright and happy, turned somber and brooding
>Sometimes she ate very little, sometimes she ate too much
>Sometimes she couldn't sleep, sometimes all she did was sleep
>She didn't even talk to her neighbors
>It was around the afternoon when Gumdrop's mothers called for a talk
>Lyra said she and Bon Bon were worried about her well being
>They noticed how lifeless she had been lately and how lonesome she'd look tending the shop
>Bon Bon said that though Lyra disagreed with her means, she thought Hope's strive for peace was good hearted
>They both wondered if Gumdrop would want to follow her sister to the capital and become a diplomat given her knack with people
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>>27549412
Would continue reading/10.
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>>27549332
>At first, Gumdrop refused to leave the two of them alone, electing to stay and take care of the shop
>Some time passed, though, and she found herself talking down a group of townfolk from stoning a thieving mare after getting caught stealing food
>Shortly after, reflecting on what Bon Bon and Lyra said, she decided to return to her home resolved to become a diplomat
>The parents were saddened, but ultimately proud of her following peace through her own means
>Gumdrop too packed her belongings and headed towards the state school to learn how to become a diplomat
>Being less used to physical exertion, the trip would have been especially harder on Gumdrop
>She often pondered what her sister would be doing and how would she react upon her arrival
>The arduous journey came at its end once she reached the capital
>She proclaimed to the officials underneath the ruling Sparkle clan that she wanted to go to learn how to become a diplomat
>But the official sternly declined her request, stating that a creature such as herself would only dishonor the Sparkle clan if they included her in the court
>Dejected, she turned to leave, when another official over heard and said that another satyr was in fact proudly employed in the clan's court and had done extremelly well in her training
>Gumdrop exclaimed that it must be her sister Hope and begged him to accept her into the capital
>The other official approved her request, and told her where the students studying the art of the sword dwelt at
>Gumdrop hurried towards the establishment and came in front of the gates where she was stopped by the guardmen
>Once again she pleaded with them to let her in the capital so she could see her sister, but once again, they refused on the grounds that she had no business there
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>>27549859
>Gumdrop appealed to their better nature, saying that she'd come there to study the ways of peace, but for peace to thrive there needs to be unity, and their duty as guardsmen should be to uphold the unity of the people
>Being seperated from her sister, she continued, would only hamper her efforts to study peace, and wondered of they've ever felt how bad the seperation of a loved on could be
>Touched by her speech (and aftee she agreed to take responsibility for whatever happened), the two guardsmen allowed her through
>She thanked them and sprinted her way towards the courtyard, where she found the mass of students practicing their kata with wooden swords
>Her eyes searched for her sister in the slew of ponies, but soon she finally spotted Hope and called out her name
>Hope spun her head around and spotted her sister calling her at the far end of the field
>Overjoyed, she rushed towards her with open arms and they both came together in a tearful embrace
>The instructor immediately strolled over, demanding to know why she broke rank
>Hope explained to the mare that this was her sister she'd left at home and didn't expect to see her so soon
>The mare sighed and understood her reason, noting that one of the major tenets of the Sparkle clan included the preservation of harmony
>She allowed the two to catch up but warned her against an act like this again
>Gumdrop gave their mothers' best and told her sister of the events that led her here to become a diplomat , and Hope informed her of the capital and her training
>Reunited once more, the two had a night of passionate celebration and vowed afterwards to never seperate again

>With the two satyrs on a path for peace, one through diplomacy, the other through the sword, both of their journies would officially begin come the morning
>They'd see where each path would lead them, and how vows would be so easily strained
>Fin
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>>27547990
Annie
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>>27548011
Yeah, the modern one's adorable, but I really like this take on Hope beter. I may be biased, but I typically see her having Joanna Newsom's subdued voice when she doesn't sound like a 12 year old girl.
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>>27548345
But they are fond of the color red. The sweet blood...ohh, how it sings to me
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>>27548047
>dat ass

Rory must love hot dogging her on the couch.
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>>27551403
Thistle's got a rear some drakes only dream of. Although it's questionable how hotdogging scales would feel like. Warm and smooth like snake scales? Or a bit like soft leather?
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>>27551497
>Not knowing about lubed assholes
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>>27551530
So basically anything butt related with drakes is awesome.
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>>27551530
>Something that's used for comedic effect and isn't taken seriously
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>>27551546
Not woth that attitude it's not.
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>>27547990
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>>27548732
Something like that. Towards the center and left is where she belongs.
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>>27551571
>mentalist
aww. I was hoping for 87
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>>27547990
>>27551589
There's no shame in rerolling Anon! Look, I'm doing it again, since Red Mage's are nice, but something with more oomph would be ideal.
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>>27547990
rawlin for manticore babe
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>>27551723
>An elvish arcane-spellsword style
Heresy
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>>27550000
That was a really good read. I hope you're saving it.
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>>27551778
https://www.anonpone.com/pastes/story/uJxhZziJ
Be the change you want to see in the world
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>>27547990
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>>27551859
If anyone feels that their story or short is too small to post in the archives, remember their are stories in there just about 250-300 words long. No shame, we need all the material we can get in there, old and new.
>>27551914
>Mistake, the smallest, is a maurauder and becomes a dreaded viking of the seas wielding a giant great axe
>Yuzu is a strider and becomes a master theif using the powers of the Earth to support her
>Arianna becomes a disgraced ronin after slaying her malevolent lord and is on the run from the law
>Darcy forms a deep and symbiotic connection with a dragon and uses its mighty power to protect villages
Such an eclectic party
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Don't worry, I plan on finishing the Laika pic, but I'm still in the mood to draw Mistake.
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Off of page 9, satyr.
Goddamit.
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>>27551980
Are you sure Mistake is strong enough to wield a giant great axe?
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>>27552094
>There are no stories where Radiance and Mistake fug and tall about how she will be a great mom.
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>>27553039
>bug mums
>not the absolute worst parents
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>>27552588
I think she'd be more of a thief/assassin type. Dual-daggers or shortsword. She could use her changeling abilities to lull the enemy into a false sense of security and slit their throat or stab them in the back when they least expect it.
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>>27553795
>Mistake
>anything but a bard
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>>27551859
You forgot to add 'Lyra' and 'Bon bon' to the tags.
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>>27553917
Does she have any musical talent?
If so, I suppose she could be a bard as well. Bards are sort of hybrid thief/mages.
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>>27553981
It's always been a fun story in my head that Mistake and Yuzu would travel around the land as a bard and dancer respectively, getting into all sorts of shenanigans.
Man I wish I could write...
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>>27554105
What kind of dances would Yuzu do?
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>>27554156
Seductive ones.
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>>27554156
Lap.
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>>27554156
She dances to Mistake's lute. They are travelling performers who try to make enough bits for a warm bed and a hot meal, so they're usually obsessed with food and always hungry. Of course, this in an alternate, fantasy universe where Mistake doesn't require hugs for sustenance.
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>>27554105
Would Murmur be with them, hiding among the audience and stealing their money pouches while they watch?
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>>27554377
They jump at the chance to join a party to complete a quest, since it those jobs pay well. Mistake uses her shape shifting, and Yuzu is nimble, agile, and uses her dancing skills with daggers in battle.
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Their ultimate goal would be to just get enough money to buy their own place to call home, but they tend to blow a lot of their bits on huge meals, junk food, and snacks.

>>27554553
I came up with this pointless story before I made Murmur, so I didn't really have a role for her, though now I picture her a being a rival she encounters frequently. Like she is also a poor dancer who seeks to join quest parties and tries to prove she's better than Yuzu.
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>>27554821
a rival Yuzu encounters frequently*
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>>27554821
Sounds like Slayers to me. And I'm ok with that
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>>27554975
With a bit of Rune Soldier Louie
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>>27554821
What if they're both pretty good at dancing - one better than the other - and they are the best Equestria has ever seen when they're dancing together, but Yuzu and Murmur dancing together is something that almost never happens because they hate each other?
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>>27555201
I like it.
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>>27553935
Really? Buttocks then, hopefully Amm could sort it out.
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>>27547990
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>>27555922
>Goes around hunting heretics and fiends of Minotaur kingdom's faith
Accurate
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>>27547990
>Stand back losers and watch a real hero at work.
>Just you wait, Muddle's going to save the kingdom, get the girl and everything!
>Oh, these two.
>Yeah, they could come with I guess. >What?
>Of course the baby is gonna fight!
>What's it gonna do, die?
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Has anyone ever posted satyrs outside /mlp/? Either on other boards, or on different sites?
If you've done it, then how did that end?
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>>27556385
A few times some guy posts the top half of satyrs in /v/ and they usually catch it really quick. They dont like it.
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>>27556421

>they

You mean Barneyfag
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>>27556385
I posted some of my stories on /aco/'s OC board one time and they seemed to like it
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>>27556480
>That one guy who replied honestly
Every time
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Bumfire satyr when?
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>>27556098
>Implying she would work for the Minotaurs.
Just because she looks like one doesn't mean she'll be friends with them
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>>27556592
>"why did I waste money on a ticket for this hoe if she's just gonna sleep through the entire movie?"
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We need more satyrs in socks like this. Does anyone else think that even if their child is clothed, ponies that tend to go nakid typically view socks as a type of lingerie?
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>Glimmer decides to test some new transmutation potions she's been working on to with her friends
>Thistle accidentally finds a potion under her bed and decides to put it with the rest of them
>After drinking a potion herself, one which gave her wings, she encouraged her friends to test them
>Sapphire got night-vision, Prism got cat ears, and Pogo could breath fire
>Darcy drank one and couldn't feel the effects at first, but then she was writhing, moaning on the ground after she said her panties felt hot
>Goes to the bathroom just as Glimmer inspects all of the potions
>Looks on in horror after realizing Darcy drank all her 'Special Nights Brew' she keeps hidden under her bed when she wants to masturbate with her onahole
>Darcy screams for Glimmer and demands we she's now sporting an 10-inch flaccid horsecock where her vag used to be
>Someone's outed as a fetishist and explains it's a private potion she uses from time to time, but hasn't done it so far since she needs ingredients to brew more of the antidote
>So now Darcy's stuck with a third leg poking out underneath her dress
>Glimmer also said that the aphrodisiac should be kicking in right about now and it would be best if she should just teleport her inside her barn
>She then spends all afternoon furiously rubbing one out in a frenzy not seen since those professional hoofball players visited her middle school that one time
>Peach spends all day scared out of her wits thinking that a ghost is in the barn
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>>27557664
I liked the beginning because I thought it was going to be a comedy, but then I read the rest about futa and horsecocks...
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>>27557664
So it's fucking nothing?
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>>27557941
>>27557965
Want to say samefag; if only for the similar images and the way each was written.
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>>27558020
I'm on my phone, dweeb, and I've got 9000 pics to sort over to find a decent/non-sexual reaction pic. Spare me if I'm a little slow on the uptake.
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>>27558020
Are you saying that just because more than one person doesn't like futa?
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>>27558164
No, because the formatting of the posts were similar.
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>>27558282
How are those two posts similar to each other?
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>>27558403
Similar images; similar tone of dislike. Not an angry rant or outright disgust; but a backhanded comment. I.e; not a "That was fucking shit and you should feel bad" or "gross."
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>>27558496
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?
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>>27558496
>Similar images
That was just a coincidence.
>similar tone of dislike
How? How is "I thought it was comedy, but then it turned into futa" any similar to "so it's fucking nothing?"

...You know what? just forget it. Don't respond to this, like, at all.
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>>27558643
And you're a raging and bloody asshole. Did you have some cheap Mexican for dinner?

>>27558655
Interpretation. Simple as that.
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>>27557664
Sewing the seeds for glorious amazonian warrior satyr
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>>27558777
>And you're a raging and bloody asshole.
Says the guy who keeps ranting that everyone who doesn't like futa is a samefag.
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>>27558826
>Ace walks in on Darcy... Because reason.
>Sees her 10" Futa cock
>https://youtu.be/8CN49Feexb8
>Awwwww yeah

>>27558894
Yes, all two people who had similar posts. So much ragin rant. Over two guys. Who were similar. Retard.
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>>27558932
There you go again with the ranting, even though you can just ignore what you don't like.
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>>27558826
Oh hey, that's a thing now. Sweet.
>>27558777
Don't get mad bro, just disengage and nobody will ever know it was you.
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>>27558826
>>27557664
>Magic futa impregnation
Here's my opinion. I don't like this one bit.
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>>27558965
Same with them, but hey, I'm not going to be the only one not being a flaming piss baby. Embrace the chaos and rage; it's easier.

>>27559018
But I'm having fun.
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>>27559040
But Anon, how else will we breed Ãœbersatyrs from Ace and Darcy's superior genes?
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>>27559088
A mixture of magic, potions, selective breeding, inbreeding and magical lesbian spawn.
When turning a bloodline into champions, you've gotta accept a few sacrifices to really bring out the strengths.
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>>27559088
To be honest, Ace's hairstyle kind of confuses me. No one can seem to agree whether it's a mediun bob or swept back like her mother's. I think she'd look awesome with a simple style like this though, especially with the spats.
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>>27559088

Icarus with Ace to make them flying genes.

>>27559134

I prefer the bob myself. I hate it when Satyrs have features exactly like their pony parent
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>>27558826
The Wilds' Wrestler! The Grand Gardner! The Dashing Deckhand! The Amazonian Apple Aficionado, Atalanta!
>>27559134
Kind of depends on what people have her doing, I guess.
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Are there any lewd fics between Anon and a satyr where he *isn't* their father or relative?
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>>27559282
Well there's this one. DarcyxAnon

http://pastebin.com/N8q87MEN
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>>27559182
>Implying using inferior genes is better
Darcy x Ace is literally the perfect recipe for über children. Git gud.

>>27559282
I thinj there was some of Anon x Selena who thought she was a dick fire and Anon fmtasizing Darcy was his gf.
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>>27559379
Technically futa x female is straighter than straight sex. With straight sex you have 1 male and 1 female, meaning you get 50/50 m to f. With gay or lesbian you get 100 m or 100 f ratios, which is gay, and has 0 involvement of the oppositte sex. With futa x female you get 25/75 m to f ratio, sine it is 50/50 m/f and 1 f. Meaning there is more female interaction on male; which is straighter for straight guys; since there is male involvement. Same with futa on male for women; straighter. Futa x futa is jus regular porn at that point, since it is 50/50 again.

Tl:dr; you have to be REALLY straight to like futa x female.

Meaning Futa Darcy on Ace is possibly the straightest thing the thread has right now.
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>>27559450
I feel like I've read this before. Is this a copypasta?
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>>27559450
This is from /a/.

>>27559467
Someone capped it from /a/, but I don't have it on me.
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>>27559379
>>27559379
Is that really it?
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>>27559450
That had to be most bearded thing I have ever heard in defense of futa not being gay.
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>>27559932
>On 4chan
>Not liking chicks with dicks
Faggot.
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>>27547990
>>27560879
Rolling for Asha and Atlas for some cool Tomb Raider/Uncharted adventures. I remember that one green where she was in a jungle with a katana.
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>>27560879
How would Asha look with an afro?
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>>27561185
Blaxpoloited.
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>>27561195
Wha?
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>>27561248
It's a joke.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaxploitation
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>>27561330
I mean...you can't doubt she'd look nice in something like this.
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>>27561433
If we had a few more dark-skinned Satyrs, we'd have the cast of Black Dynamite.
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>>27562539
What was the cast? I think we have enough to do it as is. If we count brown and mulatto
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>>27562539
>Dynamo
>Asha
>Mudpie
>Broil
>Simmer
>Muddle
>Snapshot
>That Manticore satyr
I'd say that's enough
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>>27562638
Then what are we waiting for, Nigga! Satyr Blaxploitation!
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>>27562682
>*Cues funkadelic 60s music and colorful strobe lights*
Just a note, Muddle should definitely play Shaft
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When's Overwatch Satyrs?
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>>27562731
>Darcy as Zarya
>Prism as D.Va
>Ivy as Mercy
>Ace as Tracer
>Mumble as Widowmaker
>Petunia as Mei
>Asha as that cute black Egyptian one who I forget because I never play the game
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>>27562810
Pharah. It's okay, I forgot as well.
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>>27562810

>Sterling as the dwarf
>Glimmer as Poo-in-Loo Girl
>Would say Utah/Bucky/Little Mac is McCree but that would be too easy

I got nothing for the rest of them.
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>>27562921
No Reinhardt?
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>>27562937

Sirius, I guess.

I had another in mind but he's not been written about or anything, so he doesn't really count.
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>>27562810
>Petunia as mei
I wonder why.
I could see Rory as Zenyatta
>>27562921
Utah could be soldier 76 if you don't want to go with the obvious option
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>>27562976

Personally I'd like to try to keep it one satyr per family.

So one Apple Satyr, one Spitfire Satyr, one Rainbow Satyr, etc
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>>27562976
Yes... We all wonder...
In no particular order:
>Thicc
>Dat ASS!
>Cute as a button
>In some fantasy games; Milk is a GREAT support item
>A fan favorite
>Most people in this thread want to fuck her
>Sexy udders
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>>27563105
>Udders
Udderly disgusting
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>>27563787
Hips for days
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>>27563787
I would love to see her in a swimsuit.
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>>27558826
>magical lesbian assbabies
kill them
kill them both
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>>27547990
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>>27564975
Fuck, it was almost so fucking perfect.

One off from Dreamwalker.
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>>27564969
Hey! They are not ASS babies! They are futa babies, FUTA! There is a difference. A penis and vagina were involved!
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Does Ivy have a woobie fetish? Do you think she oogled Rory and Presto before eventually settling on Simmer?
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>>27565093
>Turning Darcy or Ace into a futa
No.
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>>27565587
>woobie fetish
A what now?
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>>27565773
You know, woobies. Says so all in here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie
From the way I see it, Rory, Simmer, Presto, and Warren fit the bill quite nicely
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>>27565781
What the hell man? You can't just link to tvtropes without throwing up a warning or something; people have lives they have to attend to. I just lost thirty minutes!
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Bored as fuck at work on a rainy day.
I should draw something...
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>>27567191
An angry Mera biting Kimmy.
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Please provide reference pictures. My connection sucks today.
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>>27567212
The best sfw reference is, well, your work.
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Can a nice Anon post a pic of Alex

>>27567191
>>27567216
I'm on my phone so I have no reference photos sadly. But maybe you can do one of Alex wearing a loose tank top.
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>>27567316
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>>27567212
>>27567291
Lol I posted the request for reference pictures before your request. I didn't need one for her but thanks anyway.
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>>27567191
Petunia meeting Feather Heart the first time. Reactions can be however you want them to be.
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>>27567316
That's probably a little too risqué for work.
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>>27545876
That pic makes me hard
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>>27567536
Feather Heart I'm sure I can remember, but I forgot the hairstyle I gave Petunia.
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>>27567655
Do you want the Feather Heart pic too?
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>>27546493

>that won't make it true

>true

Your autism is showing

Also:

>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Sometimes Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Sometimes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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>>27567665
Nah. Thanks.
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>>27567191
A satyr looking out the window and wishing they could play outdoors, but they can't because it's raining.
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>>27567536
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>>27567191
Gargle holding a pretty dress.
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>>27568499
Oh and smiling too. Maybe with a little heart to show he loves the dress.
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>>27568499
No idea who that is.
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>>27568625
Muddle's trappy looking younger brother I think.
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>>27567475
I wonder what they do if they end up having a fight about something? It's not like one can walk away from the other and be left alone for awhile.
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>>27568672
>>27568625
He is. Can somebody post a pic of him. I'm on my phone
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>>27568672
>trappy looking younger brother
fuck do i hate these threads
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>>27568965
And yet you come here.
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>>27568672
He doesn't look like a fucking trap, he just does some kinda gay things sometimes without knowing that it is gay in the one-shots he's had.
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>>27569051
I can only recall seeing one picture of him, and he's wearing a dress in it.
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>>27568974
yeah
i usually skim for new cute pics

thats what i get for reading the garbage that gets posted
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>>27569059
>>27556190
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>>27569084
Now that I come to think of it, I've seen that one before too so I guess that makes it two. That's not the one I was thinking of though. Sadly, I don't seem to have the one I was thinking of saved.
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>>27568183
At least they're trying.
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>>27569097
I have a few Gargle pics but I'm not home right now.
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>>27569508
Cool. Can you post them when you get home?
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>>27567475
Nice. Thanks a ton, DJ.
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>>27568625
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>>27568672
Middle child
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>>27569923
There's hardly any art of Freckles. We need some art of teenage Freckles.
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Just saw this cute pic
>>27569435
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>>27568183
Something like this with Nistake? (The pose and the get-up, not the two bloody bodies there)
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>>27570667
*Mistake
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>>27569540
Here's a better version if anyone wants to replace the blurry Huge McBiglarge one on derpi.
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>>27570955
Will do in a few.
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>>27570667
I like this idea.
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>>27571100
It's from a comic that was storytimed on /co/. It features a mentally unstable magical girl, vigilante justice, and a cutesy art style.
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psst
check out /sad/
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>>27571587
DJ your DFCs are a gift.
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>>27567536
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petunia's tiddies doe
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>>27572362
Petunia's childhood crush doe
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>>27572314
>handlebars.jpg
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>>27572652
The ultimate way to face fuck... Awww, baby.
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Repost

>Rory wakes up in the middle of the night as the call of nature beckons him toward the crystal throne (no, seriously, all the toilets in this castle are made of crystals).
>As he walks past Thistle's room, he hears a bunch of giggling coming from the creek in the door.
>Are those two still awake, he wondered. Rory knows Thistle was excited for her sleep over with her visiting friend (or 'Lady Ash', 'Azure Scaled Princess', or 'Hime-chan' by some of the drakes).
>"Is that really how you and Orion got together?" Rory heard Ash say as he takes a peek at their sleepover. Ash is certainly wearing a nightgown fit for a Dragon Lord's daughter, contrasted by Thistle's adorable pair of purple sheep print pajamas.
>Rory affords himself a quiet, "D'aaaw!" as the girls start their conversation up once more
>"Sorry if it's a little mundane for your tastes," Thistle says with a chuckle, "but that's the truth. Just a little peck on the cheek while we were walking to school together, and boom, we were a couple."
>"But it happened so instantly though! And Thistle, I mean no disrespect towards you when saying this, but I never expected you to be into such a...an-"
>"Egghead," Thistle finishes for her. "Ha, you and me both sister. But you forget, Rory's technically a prince, heck he's probably the smartest prince I know!"
>"Isn't he the only prince you know?"
>"That's a story for another time," Thistle says waving her hand. "The point is, once I marry Rory, they'll be *two* dragon princesses running this place."
>"So look out Equestria!" Thistle gets up and points to the window. "Get prepared for the two best rulers this world has ever seeen! Gaaawr-h-hey! Quit it, not in the middle of my speech!"
>Ash berated Thistle's fearsome dragon pose with a laugh and a thorough lashing with a goose feather pillow.
>"You've got to work on your combat skills, Princess Thistle," Ash said with a giggle while dodging her friend's retaliation from a giant plush bear (Roary McBoopingsnout).
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>>27572781
"Nooo! My duty is to bring fire and blood!" Thistle squeals underneath Ash and her onslaught of pillows. "Fire and bloood!"
>By now the pillows rupture from the drake's unprotected claw marks, and feathers burst out an coat the room like the ephemeral ideal of every 80s girl's sleepover party.
>Rory would've spied on them some more, but there was only so much time a man can elude the knell of the wild.
>A delightful sidetrack nonetheless, Rory made his way towards the gemstone john and decided to stay a little longer now that he was fully up and awake.
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>>27572314
>In the background Utah looks like he's dying from getting the shit beaten out of him from the night before.
>He's glad he invited Rory to take care of his injuries, realizing how stupid of an idea it was to invite Petunia and Feather Heart.
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>>27573404
Forgot the pic
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Satyr thinks their dad could beat up your dad!
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>>27574120
>implying I'm going to get in a fight with their pop-pop
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>>27574132
>Implying Garret won't suck the other dad off so he'll throw the fight.
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>>27574186
>Implying Garret is gay
>Implying that other dad is a homo who would want a fucking child to blow him when he's got a wife
Tell me, how do you think all the other parents and your friends would react if they saw your kid offering blowjobs?
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>>27574372
Considering the bull shit twelve year old fantasy stuff the thread circlejerks about, there would be a line waiting for their turn at Garret's pretty little mouth.
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>>27574392
>Old fantasy
Now I'm picturing satyrs in old fantasy settings. Pogo the Pink, the Candymancer needs help from Equestria's greatest heroines, Princess Hope of the Round Stable and Ciderlot to thwart the evil forces of three sorceresses Mistake, Misery, and Catrine, aided by her evil thrall Muddle the Great and Powerful and the abominable KimmyMera.
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Hey, if anyone didn't know, DJ's doing a bunch of lewd drawings down at /sad/.
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>>27575183
https://youtu.be/kegF3MbNLzQ
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>>27575183

>Traps and incest

I don't know what I expected.

Though the only thing that caught my eye were two or three posts regarding Ace but that's a whole different discussion.
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>>27573404
Rory knows how to fix injuries?
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>tfw no satyr dwarf
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>>27576652
My god mother, my name is Sterling.

Secret Agent Sterling when?
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>>27571587
Hawt!
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>>27576652
There's Thistle.
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>>27577386
Still waiting for that satyr rpg...
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What would be the ideal Father's Day pic for /sat/?
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>>27577620
Something like that one Hope pic with the lube
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>>27577620
The Flutter kids as Children giving their dad a BIIIG card and lots of hugs. Also, something a dad would like. Like a tool or a tie.
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>>27577639
Be honest, would any of you like wrenches or a social noose if you were fathers
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>>27577656
I actually do enjoy tools, so yes. Ties? Eh, if they look good.
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>>27577620
A POV of Anon getting breakfast at bed by his kid who wishes him a happy Father's Day? And it could have those classical things like burned toast, slightly undercooked eggs, and all that. Unless Garret and Sapphire are making the breakfast, then everything would be perfect because Rarity would insist on helping with everything.
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>>27577707
Then they'd get into bed and cuddle while he enjoys/pretends to enjoy his meal, right?
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>>27577782
If the satyrs are young, then that would be cute.
>It doesn't take long until they stop hugging you and start jumping around the giant bed and the bedroom
>Playing games like The Floor is Lava while they're waiting for you to finish eating your breakfast so you can dress up and follow them to the kitchen
>There, your wife is standing and preparing sandwiches and other treats
>She tells you she's planning for a picnic later for the whole family
>And maybe a few friends whose wives and kids planned the same thing

>Hanging out in a beautiful park on a sunny day with your wife
>A nice, cold drink in your hand
>Chatting with fellow fathers and friends while hearing your children laughing and running around playing games with the other kids
>That's life
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Say Rubber, why didn't you upload everything DJ drew on /sad/? Some pics of last night's batch are missing from Derpi.
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>>27578814
I usually just upload the stuff I save, honestly.
I started uploading to back up stuff I liked, not to actively provide a replacement or alternative to the archive, though it's starting to look like that.
Which means I rarely if ever bother with trap, gay, futa, Simmer, Timber and Garble.

I've considered just actively working to up most every pic, and I still do tagging updates on pics I dislike that other people put up.
But in general, I'd recommend that, if you like something, you upload it if nobody else has.
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I got a handful of these to inspire
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>>27578922
>babysat friends daughter
>had never really been around babies alot
>didn't buy into the saying that holding them makes you feel better
>or seeing their smiles makes you happy
>held her
>she smiled up at me
I'll never be a father, but I think I felt what it might've been like.
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Which satyrs would become the best parents when they get older?
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>>27579416
None of them.

Satyrs are sterile.
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>>27579460
This was the consensus way back when. Satyrs are to have parental fantasies with.
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>>27579416
Ivy, Darcy, Hope, Alex, Petunia, Pogo, Timber, Cider, Sapphire, Lil Mac, Yuzu
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>>27579045
I have four nieces and have helped raise 4 of my cousins. I don't know if I'll ever be a dad; but I'm glad to have helped raise so many kids.

>>27579588
No Pie kids? I'd assume Mumble would make a good mom. Not sure about Pebble.
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Is Gargle a trap or what? I've been hearing conflicting reports that say he is and some say that he isn't.
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>>27579810
I see Pogo in there. Not sure why he didn't include Mumble though.
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>>27579831
There are some VERY lewd pics on sad that have him looking quite feminine. Seriously, from the thumbnail I thought he was Broil
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>>27579893
That's proabbly because someone kept requesting it every time he could
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>>27579831
He isn't. He just keeps being tricked into doing gay shit without fully knowing what he's doing. I don't like it one bit.
>conflicting reports
Those reports wouldn't happen to come from /sad/, where almost every male is a trap?
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>>27579831
Yes and no. Yes to some, no to others. Like with everything else in the thread (save for parentage); it's subjective.

>>27579907
He means the pics make him look feminine, not that they exist. Also, how is the way they came to be relevant at all to the question? The question >>27579831
Here.

>>27579908
And every daughteru is a daddy's cum slut. Are you really gonna whine about /sad/ satisfying fetishes?
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>>27580052
>And every daughteru is a daddy's cum slut. Are you really gonna whine about /sad/ satisfying fetishes?
If those fetishes starts pouring into /sat/ and make people believe that the most generally accepted canon about some satyrs is what /sad/ has about them.
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>Would you join your kiddo?
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>>27580626
>Implying any of us wouldn't
What are you? Some sort of faggot. I bet you wouldn't even let her paint your nails if she wanted to either.
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>>27580626
What kind of tremendous faggot wouldn't?
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>>27579908
>>27580052
>>27580112
Alright then, thanks. I wanted to write stuff about him but didn't exactly know a lot of the details. So Snapshot's pretty much the only 'true' trap?
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>>27581035
The most popular one at least.
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>>27581035
I typically believe we only have Snapshot, Pogo, and Simmer as the three traps. Snapshot's first since he's the most popular one like >>27581196 says and was the one most consistently drawn like one. Simmer is second, even if for only all the times he's been drawn wrong as a girl. And Pogo's the third one, if we're being liberal. Mostly it was that pic Fuchs did yo convince me.
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>>27580112
So now you're gonna start policing /sad/ now? It wasn't good enough to just separate it now you want to dictate what they can and can't talk about? Why even fucking separate then?
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>>27581733
Yo. /sad/ was MADE for fetish discussion. All fetish diecussion.
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>>27581035
Write what you want Anon, don't let these control freaks tell you what you can and can't write. You should come to /sad/ since people there actually talk about stuff and don't bitch and moan when somebody writes something they don't like. But if you want to write here I suggest trigger warnings for the special snowflakes.
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>>27581783
Nah, I'm fine here. I just wanted to get information.
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>>27581783
>Implying
People still do get mad and bitch; they just have 0 say about what gets posted art wise. You know, red board.
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I've never written smut before, so what would be some details I should focus on when I eventually do?
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>>27581783

>You should come to /sad/ since people there actually talk about stuff

Like traps, incest, and urethral fucking.

I know it was made for fetishes but goddamn that's all I ever see posted there. Diversify the fetishes some.
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>>27582353
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>>27582321
That depends, what kind of smut are you planning?
Characters, acts, circumstances. Stuff like that.
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>>27582497
It's meant to be just a small part of the story. I guess it's also meant to show that they really want to be together. Sure it's not tying the knot, but it's meant for the same purpose in context.
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>>27582607
Well, I'd focus more on describing their thoughts and emotional mindsets, with the descriptions of the actual acts being secondary and describing more the non sexual acts, like the feel of her fur, or the looks in each others eyes.
A bit of this is very useful in general when writing lewd, as it adds a good bit of padding and avoids "and then they all fucked, the end" style writing.
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>>27544742
says who
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>>27582691
Eeeeeeeee! She's alive! Hey MT, how've you been?
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>>27582691
Oh MT lives! Hail Hydra!
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>>27582691
Holy shit it's MT.
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>>27582757
>>27582768
>>27582776
what up frens.
Got some requests?
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>>27582665
Sounds good. Got any examples you can think of?
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>>27582794
Teen Darcy pulling a cart, kid Cider trying to hold on.
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>>27582794
Some of most qt giantess daughteru? She doesn't even have a color pic yet. And she'd be adorable as fuck in your style.
Maybe doing some insane goat shit, like eating inedible things, or standing on an 89 degree slope.

>>27582815
Not off the top of my head, sorry.
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>>27582794

Radiance hugging a very flustered Mistake.

He's calling her all sorts of cute pet names and she's telling him to shut up.
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>>27582794
Mudpie giving Thorn a kissy on the cheek. Mwah.
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>>27582854
Who's daughter is she?
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>>27582918
Anon and an unnamed female Arimaspi.
There's got to be more than just the one dead member of the species we saw, after all.
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>>27582794
Can you do some feather heart?
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>>27582942
neat
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>>27583046
Goddamn. Cutezy stuff is my weakness.
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>>27582794
Simmer and Blare in pajamas and watching movies?
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>>27582794
Were you the one who drew Gargle? Can we get more stuff of him?
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>>27583046
"If provoked, they have have been known to fling unlucky intruders up to a league away with their clubs, and some Giants keep trophies from slain invaders." - Bonorion the Wanderer
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>>27582794
Shortcake eating a cookie. She deserves some love.
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>>27583118
This, but replace Blare with Broil.
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>>27582949
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>>27583273
All I want to do~
Is see you turn into~
A giant satyr~
A GIANT SATYR~!
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>>27583273

Feather Heart looks stoned out of her mind.
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>>27583394
She and Asha should go on a spirit trip together.
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>>27583273
daww
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>>27583177
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>>27583627
She needs more friends... I want to give her more friends.
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>>27583627
Mi corazon
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>>27582854
Thanks at least. I was thinking about doing perspective from the boy. Have him talk about her warm breath, how the two of them are still dirty from whatever hell they just went through, the way she claws his back, how when he looks into her eyes, his hearts warms up, etc. Stuff like that.
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>>27583627
Mmm
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AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MT

dont make me get the paddle young lady
youre here to draw forever
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>>27583665
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>>27583790
>Shortcake meets Missy
>Through Missy she meets... ?
Well, MT, who is Missy friends with?
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For some reason I really like this pic. Timber feels like a tolerable fit for Raiden. Not perfect, but, eh. This scene though; this feels like a perfect fit.
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>>27583821
how about a flurry saytr
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>>27583910
You mean Breezy? I can see it, and I think it's cute.
>Through the Fairy, Shrotcake meets...?
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>>27583910
i mean breezie
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>>27583910
Hey MT, you mind doing anything more of this lovebug here?
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>>27583962

>Heart eyes

This won't end well.
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>>27583951
>Through Missy's little fairy friend, Shortcake meets >>27583962
>Catrine
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>>27583975
ITS HAPPENING
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>>27583979
And through Catrine, Shortcake meets... ALLEGRA! This started off innocent, and now Shortcake has villain friends. Well, friends whose parents were villains.
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>>27584024
And through Allegra, she met Tylenol. And through Tylenol, she met Zzzquil.
she then woke up, realizing it was all a dream and that she has actual friends.
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>>27583046
>>27583273
>>27583627
>>27583790
>>27583910
Why won't you accept my marriage proposal?
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>>27584145
Because she has a boyfriend u-u
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>>27584156
I'LL KILL 'EM
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oh, time for a new thread. Something about kids? Not incestual, please.
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>>27583263
This.
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>>27584196
But replace the drakes with a pair of Anons.
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>>27584210
And the Anons with bags of manure
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>>27584223
Talk away

>>27584241
>>27584241
>>27584241
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>>27583951
We definitely need more breezie satyr.
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>>27582353
>urethral fucking
What makes it worse is that the guy who goes on and on about this and nothing else.
He got better. I mean, he used to just jump in on any conversation with "But what about Ariana and urethra?", but didn't add anything.
Someone called him on it, said it was like Timberposting at the worst, and he's since actually written and posted a story or two. Which is good.

But I want to know (and can't ask, or whiteknight anon will go fucking mental) if he's ever actually had urethral sex. Because I'm pretty sure it'd be painful, not orgasm inducing without clitstim, at least, and that you can't actually clench your urethral muscles. Also, infections. Infections everywhere.
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