Equestrian Dungeon: Farm Edition

Okay, time to look around the room.
Oh, and are there any pages left in /settings?

>>27518031
Look around room. Try to find an exit.

>>27518031
Look around for any loot Mecha Manhorse dropped.

>>27518031
TKmoderation?

Anyways,huddle close to satue Morky

/join game

>>27518076
You don't have to do that. Just type an action.

/stats

>>27518099
/cmds would be a good thing to type in.
>>27518074
I'm watching you.

>>27518040
No.

>>27518068
>Krono tries to loot the enemy that left the room.

>>27518040
>>27518062
>Jack Frost and Andrew find an unlocked door to their right, and a picture frame with something inside ahead.

>>27518074
>Ember is huddling near Morky.

>>27518076
Ruin joins the game!
>Replica Katana removed from Inventory.
>Foam Sword added to Inventory.
>Jacket removed from Inventory.
>Paperback Book added to Inventory.
>Launch Mechanic removed from Inventory.
>Whiskey added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.

>>27518099
/stats
(22)JAF-1/6293 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(19)FRU-1/5117 H3 R3 E2 (E: Bayonet, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(14)STC-1/2623 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (E: Royal Flush, Vest, LED Lantern) (KOs: 2)
(12)KRO-0/2163 H2 R1 T1 (E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(9)DAL-1/1149 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(7)MOR-0/854 La Sa Sb (Gl) (E: Energy Sword, Medieval Shield, Stoneguard Armor)
(8)EMB-1/939 Ac Sc (E: SP/TW, Leather Jacket, Medigun)
(9)SRT-1/1195 Ac Sc Oc (Al) (E: The Hammer)
(7)USL-1/762 Ac Sc (E: Nothing)
(3)T25-0/187 (E: The Cat's Tail)
(4)AND-1/256 (E: Nothing)
(1)RUI-1/0 (E: Nothing)

>>27518120
Check out the picture frame.

>>27518120
Look into picture frame.

>>27518120
Join up with Jack and Andrew.

>>27518120
stare off into the distance

/cmds

Also, stare blankly into the distance in a state of pure confusion.

>>27518120
Follow Jack
Hey, does anyone want to become a medic? We may need to have another when Ember isn't here.

>>27518131
>>27518139
>Jack Frost and Andrew inspect the picture frame. It seems to be protecting a portrait of some sort of girl that has dyed red hair and looks presumably Asian... Strange.

>>27518147
>Suitcase is following Andrew.

>>27518153
>Useless peers into oblivion. It stares back.

>>27518172
/cmds
>/inv - Displays Inventory. This is shared by all players.
>/stats - Displays the entire team's FRS and EXP, as well as what they have equipped and their learned skills.
>/skills - Displays the skills you have currently learned.
>/tc (#1-3) Displays trophy cases 1, 2, or 3, depending on the number you put in. You can equip badges in the trophy case for extra stat augments if they are not already equipped.
>/settings - Maybe now's not the best time to change that.
>/exp - Displays EXP needed to obtain the next level, as well as your current level.
>/bio - Displays a short bio about your character. Fun and neat, for ages 3+.
>Ruin stares blankly with Useless.

>>27518192
>Krono is following Jack Frost.

>>27518203
Oh well. Check out the right door.
/bio

Equip whiskey, and proceed to drink until I accept that I have become a fluffy grey unicorn mare.

>>27518203
Look at my pathway options while following Jack.

>>27518203
/tc 1

>>27518217
/bio
>Jack Frost investigated the door to the right. Here, he found a wooden door ahead of him, and darkness to his left and right.

>>27518235
>Ruin downs the whiskey like a madman, and fluffs up for some reason.

>>27518238
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost.

>>27518240
/tc1 will be delivered next post.

>>27518292
Hey, Suitcase. Check out the dankness with your lantern. Anyways, go through the wooden door ahead of myself.

>>27518292
follow suitcase

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>>27518292
/bio

>>27518292
>>27518311
Uh, ok...
/bio
Equip the Lantern and explore the darkness on the left.

>>27518292
"Borrow" the medigun Spring has and follow Krono

>>27518292
Oh and I've never tried/tc before

So lets go with /tc 1?

>>27518292
Stare into nothingness.

>>27518393
Krono already did /tc 1.
Try /tc 2 or something.
Oh, and you already have the medgun.

Stumble toward the nearest party member "Hey. Hey, what is this place?"

>>27518402
Okay
And didn't Spring take my Medigun?
>>27518393
/tc 2 then

>>27518414
Refer to >>27518120
Look at "EMB"

>>27518418
Nevermind then

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>>27518311
>Jack Frost entered the wooden door in front of himself. Here, he found the two immobile enemies, and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27518314
>Useless is following Suitcase.

>>27518336
Your bio will come in 1 turn.
>Suitcase explored the darkness to the left. Here, she found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and a slot machine dead ahead.

>>27518387
>Ember is following Krono.

>>27518398
>Krono is staring into the abyss.

>>27518407
>Ruin talks with Krono. He does not respond.

>>27518414
/tc2 will come in 2 posts.

/tc1

>>27518454
Are the two solid black badges ones not equiped or ones that we haven't found? If they aren't equipped, check their stats.

>>27518454
Two questions: What's the level cap, and are those two enemies the Ice Scout and the Fire Warden?
Okay, go through the wooden door.

>>27518454
Go over to Ruin
>>27518407
Hey I'd be happy to answer your questions

>>27518454
Pull the lever on the slot machine.

>>27518407
A spoopy dungeon with spooks and robutts.

>>27518454
keep following suitcase

I continue to babble at Krono "I remember falling, am I dead? Is this hell? I don't deserve to be in hell, those sins were supposed to stay in Vegas! Why am I a horseicorn?"

>>27518490
"This is our purgatory... for whatever we did."

>>27518507
"Well, I did nothing wrong! I think?"

>>27518507
"I sure as hell did nothing wrong to warrent a stay here"

>>27518514
>>27518522
"If we did do something we probably have no memory of it."

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>>27518336
/bio

>>27518465
You haven't found those badges.

>>27518468
1) You'll find out in due time.
2) Yes.
>Jack Frost entered the wooden door. Inside, he found a portrait of Applebloom.

>>27518470
>Ember is following Ruin.

>>27518478
>Suitcase pulled the lever on the slot machine. The dial rolled to the number "8".
Darn! Nothing came out of the vending machine.
The vending machine is now broken.

>>27518482
>Useless is following Suitcase.

>>27518490
>>27518507
>>27518514
>>27518522
>>27518540
"Y'know when you're the boss of the russian mafia and a bunch of furries are trying to kill you while being as high as a kite? Pretty much that."

>>27518550
Walk over to the two enemies, and examine them. Try to find what's wrong with them.

>>27518550
Go through the wooden door to the left.

>>27518540
"Again,I sure didn't do anything wrong to be here"
>>27518550
Go over to Jack and take the Applebloom picture

>>27518550
Check the stats of the badges that aren't equipped on that page.

>>27518031
>A Chinese Officer sword
>A pack of Dr.Pepper
>A bobby pin

>Unicorn
>Female

Hope I'm not too late

>>27518595
>Another sword.
Okay, good.
>Pack of Dr. Pepper
BASED.
>A bobby pin.
Huh. We got two now.
Welcome to the team!

Pass bottle to suitcase
"That sounds like a story"

>>27518610
Just so you know,I've lurked the past few threads

I have a basic understanding of what to do here.

And it seems you guys argue a lot.

>>27518629
>And it seems you guys argue a lot.
Uh, don't worry, you shouldn't see that in this thread.

>>27518595
>A pack of Dr.Pepper
10/10 you have amazing taste in drinks.
Mass production of Healing-Gas™ is starting soon.

>>27518642
I'm actually not that much of a fan

But hey it works

Oh and this Manhorse guy seems to be a big asshole

Not sure if this is just now or something I've missed

>>27518642
Can you save at least a few cans? I want to have some good fizz, man.

>>27518550
you know I don't think I've ever tried /bio

continue to follow suitcase

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>>27518414
/tc2

>>27518560
>Jack Frost examines what's wrong with the enemies. Seemingly nothing is out of place...

>>27518561
>Suitcase enters the wooden door on the left. Here, he finds absolutely nothing.

>>27518567
>Ember seizes the Applebloom picture.

>>27518581
Mr. Cake - Increases the entire team's defense by 6 if this and the Mrs. Cake pin are worn in the same game. Found on floor B1.
Starlight Glimmer - Increases all statistics by 5. Found on floor B5.
Trenderhoof - Attack attractor, attracts all attacks in one turn to a designated target. Usable once every 10 turns. Found on floor B4.

>>27518595
Lone Wanderer joins the group!
>Sunglasses removed from Inventory.
>Chinese Officer Sword added to Inventory.
>Wooden Hatchet removed from Inventory.
>Dr.Pepper x6 added to Inventory.
>Candle removed from Inventory.
>Bobby Pin added to Inventory.
+1 AnonPone.

>>27518629
>>27518660
How peculiar.

>>27518614
>Ruin is having fun.

>>27518676
/bio will come next turn.

>>27518661
Yeah, I'll probably use only 7 or 8 cans, that much will last us for a long while.

>>27518690
Open up a can of Dr. Pepper with levitation alpha, and chug it.
>>27518699
There are only 6, how about you use 3-4?

>>27518690
Well...

Equip Officer sword and go to where everyone is.

>>27518690
This is really strange. It's like the whole Dungeon has just given up...
leave the room and go through the door to the right here >>27518454 (@ Suitcase)

>>27518699
Well. Maybe 3 since there is only 6.
>>27518690
Equip the Mrs.Cake badge and the Mr.Cake badge unless they are both already equipped.

>>27518721
Welcome to the party friend

Glad you see that Manhorse is an asshole.

I suggest following Krono for the time being.He'll guide you around.

>>27518728
How so?

>>27518745
All the enemies have become immobile AND most of the rooms are filled with nothing.

>>27518753
That is actually strange

>>27518690
Inspect picture for anything out of place

>>27518753
what do you think happened?

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>>27518676
/bio

>>27518712
>Jack Frost chugged a can of Dr. Pepper using Levitation Alpha. It was delicious.
Jack Frost recovered some HP.

>>27518721
>Lone Wanderer equipped the Chinese Officer Sword, and ventured towards where everyone was.

>>27518728
>Suitcase enters the wooden door to the right. Here, he finds an Ancient Bulwark and a Plunderseed Vine guarding a wooden crate to the left, a wooden door to the far left, and another wooden door straight ahead.

>>27518742
Error: You can only equip one badge at a time.

>>27518782
>Ember inspects the picture for anything out of place. She finds nothing.

>>27518800
I heard enemies.
Teleport to Suitcase, and cast ZA WARUDO.

>>27518800
Attack the Plunderseed Vine using the Royal Flush.

>>27518800
open wooden crate

I kick the broken vending machine in an attempt to Fonze it back to life.

>>27518800
Somebody close to me has died, I'm taking the day off.
If I end up dead, expect a new character.

>>27518800
Run over Suitcase and square chain Plunderseed Vine

No that was not a typo

>>27518825
>Someone close to me has died.
Oh. Uh, that's sad.

>>27518825
>Any character you make will be spawn killed
:^)

Who died?

>>27518800
Equip the Mr.Cake badge. Go to Suitcase and attack the Plunderseed Vine.

>>27518825
Stay strong, the pain will pass.

>>27518800
Oh look a fight

Try to sneak up to that Bulwark thing and stab it

>>27518846
I think that was an open invitation to freely attack him

>>27518877
But I'm dead

>>27518900
hmmm that is a problem
well I sure you'll figure something out

>>27518877
>>27518910
How about no?
Do you want another fucking Dr. Cross thing?

>>27518846
Stoner friend of mine. He blazed it so hard he up and died nearly instantly, I heard.

>>27518930
>He blazed it so hard he up and died nearly instantly.
That sounds like bullshit.
Okay, glimglam said I am Pro-Manhorse or whatever, but that story sounds stupid.

>>27518930
You don't die from smoking weed

That is literally impossible
>>27518946
This
I have to agree

>>27518930
how many whole marijuanas did he inject daily
that was mean of me to say
sorry to hear about your stoner friend

>>27518950
From what I know, to overdose on weed or whatever..
Eating it: 22 kg
Smoking it: 680 kg in 15 minutes

>>27518969
In any case it is HIGHly unlikely for that to happen

See what I did there?

>>27518969
>680 kg
wouldn't asphyxia from smoke inhalation kill you long before you could smoke that much

>>27518977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
>>27518994
Well, yes, but still.
Unless Manhorse's stoner friend smoked like a fucking madman, it would be damn near impossible to "blaze it so hard he up and died nearly instantly."

>>27518950
He didn't just do THC. He went down the line of heroin, bath salts, meth; it was fucking insane he didn't die earlier. But he still died, though, so I guess joking about it would be immature.
I bet he was sitting on pins and needles. Alright now I'm done

>>27518804
>Jack Frost teleported to Suitcase's location, and cast Paralysis Ω on the enemies present!
The Ancient Bulwark was not affected by the spell!
The Plunderseed Vine couldn't move!

>>27518808
>Suitcase attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Royal Flush... But missed!

>>27518818
>Useless opened the wooden crate in the inactive enemy room. Inside, he found a Box Cutter, but the Inventory is full.

>>27518821
>Ruin kicks the slot machine, hoping to bring it back to life... But fails.

>>27518825
My condolences.

>>27518826
>Ember runs over Suitcase, and casts Square Chain on the Plunderseed Vine! One of the three attacks landed.

>>27518852
>Krono equipped the Mr. Cake Badge, then joined Suitcase's battle by attacking the Plunderseed Vine with the Bat-tle Axe! He just clipped the enemy.

>>27518871
>Lone Wanderer joins Suitcase's fight, and sneak attacks the Ancient Bulwark with the Chinese Officer Sword! A good amount of damage was logged.

Suitcase and company suddenly attacked a Plunderseed Vine and its cohort!
The Plunderseed Vine couldn't move!
The Ancient Bulwark cast Defense Up α on itself! The Ancient Bulwark's DEF rose by 7 for the next 3 turns.

>>27519021
So, you are saying he didn't just smoke the dank stuff, but he did that AND some other crazy shit? That might be a bit more believable.

>>27519030
equip boxcutter
(or does it need to be in the inventory first?)

>>27519030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH9cNAOe34M&feature=youtu.be
"My heart trembles! It burns with an awesome heat! Let my pulse pound! SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!"
Punch the ever-loving shit out of the Bulwark with levitation beta infused punches.

>>27519034
I didn't really ask for the details. All I know is he got fucked up and ascended to a plane only Snoop Dogg knows.
But yeah, most likely he spiked his supply too much.

>>27519030
Slash the Bulwark's head area.

>>27519056
Well, sorry for doubting you. Just, uh, try to relax, alright?

>>27519055
Stab the Vine
>>27519057
So what I've noticed here is this.
Lone Wanderer is probably into fallout
>>27519055
Jack and Starlight are into JoJo

>>27519063
I got my Guinness and 13 seasons of Red vs Blue, I'll be fine. More time to invent wacky shit.

>>27519077
Alright.
I will make sure that no one tries to kill you.

>>27519030
Cast Vertical Chain on the Plunderseed Vine.

>>27519030
Equip the Mrs.Cake badge and attack the Rape Vine.
More defence for everyone.

>>27519098
I don't think anyone here wants to kill manhorse

>>27519144
>Implying

>>27519157
okay
no one 'living' wants to kill manhorse
(I was trying to avoid saying that)

>>27519214
>Implying

>>27519227
Okay
No one 'living' and isn't a cocksock wants to kill manhorse.

>>27519238
>Implying

CAUSE I CAN

>>27519238
Are you angry that Ember managed to fend you off?

That is no way to treat someone Suit

I should have expected better from you.

I'm sure Morky would be
>Implying
too

>>27519042
It needs to be in the Inventory first.

>>27519055
>Jack Frost attacked the Ancient Bulwark with brute force and Levitation Beta! He landed a critical hit! {CRITICAL!}

>>27519057
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Ancient Bulwark with the Chinese Officer Sword! The enemy took moderate damage.

>>27519107
>Suitcase cast Vertical Chain on the Plunderseed Vine! Four of the six attacks landed.

>>27519129
>Krono unequipped the Mr. Cake badge and equipped the Mrs. Cake badge, then attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a superb attack!

The Plunderseed Vine couldn't move!
The Ancient Bulwark cast Beam α on Ember! She took significant burn damage.

>>27519285
"Heh!"
Finish off the statue with Frostfang.

>>27519285
Unequip whatever badge I have on and equip the Mr. Cake badge, then attack the Vine with the Royal Flush.

>>27519285
Ah, only one badge equipped at a time
Attack the rape vine.

>>27519285
More of the stabby stabby of the Bulwark

>>27519285
Bash open the Bulwark with medigun

Equip Starlight Glimmer badge, punch the bulwark

>>27519285
link to /inv please

>>27519291
>Jack Frost attacked the Ancient Bulwark with the Frostfang! He dealt impressive damage.

>>27519303
>Suitcase equipped the Mr. Cake badge, then attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Royal Flush! He tore apart the enemy from the top down.
The entire party's DEF rose by 6!

>>27519304
The Plunderseed Vine was destroyed!

>>27519311
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Ancient Bulwark with the Chinese Officer Sword once more! Tremendous damage was dealt.

>>27519324
>Ember attacked the Ancient Bulwark with the Medigun's butt end! Amazingly, it counted!

>>27519331
>Ruin equipped the Starlight Glimmer badge, then attacked the Ancient Bulwark with brute force! He tore down the statue like the Berlin Wall.
Ruin's ATK rose by 5!
Ruin's DEF rose by 5!
Ruin's SPD rose by 5!

>>27519342
/inv
http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE

You won!
Everyone involved gained 60 EXP.
Ruin has achieved Level 2!
Ruin realized the power of Shield α!
Lone Wanderer has achieved Level 2!
Lone Wanderer realized the power of Breaker α!

>>27519497
Throw away the Elastic Band, and pick up the Box Cutter for useless.

>>27519497
Okay.....


Head over to statue Manhorse and take his BFG then follow Suitcase

>>27519497
Okay then.

What does breaker alpha do?

Follow Krono

>>27519497
Be surprised I didn't die and look around

>>27519497
Go back to >>27518292 (@ Jack) and explore the darkness to the right.

>>27519545
Breaker alpha breaks shields. It's useful for when enemies have shields.

>>27519497
Go left.

>>27519562
Thanks for letting me know.

/bio
Does the statue have an arm? If so, equip the stonehand as a weapon, drop the foam sword.

>>27519546
Welcome back Morky

>>27519497
>>27519519
thanks
ボックスカッターをお願い装備
(equip box cutter please)

stay with suitcase

>>27519497
Go left

Silence.

>>27519927
A lurking anon

http://www.strawpoll.me/10364407

>>27519978
...

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>>27519978

>>27520009
It's the truest of ships

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>>27519978

>>27519978
>Someone voted Of course.
Wew lad.

>>27519978
I'd rather fight Satan to the death with a spoon

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>>27519978

>>27519497
Equip Short Sword

>>27520214
Hey Mork, I passed out for a few hours, can you hook me up with an Earth Pony weapon?

>>27519497
>>27520214
Scratch that, take the energy sword back from Manhorse.

>>27520250
Of course.

>>27520260
I had it first and then he took it from me mid fight so it's only fair since I was gone when he took it that I take it while he's gone

>>27520291
Yeah, yeah.
Just promise that you won't try to kill anyone.

>>27520320
I'll try to, no promises.

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I just want to slashy slashy and stabby stabby some enemies
hope the box cutter is durable

>>27520340
Could you explain why you attacked everyone yesterday? It was definitely not strategic advance.

>>27520356
Obviously you don't understand

>>27520356
Fun. It's just fun, the more a person loses (items, levels, stats) the more fun it is.

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>>27519519
>Jack Frost threw away the Elastic Band, and retrieved the Box Cutter for Useless.

>>27519532
>Lugging the BFG, Ember is following Suitcase.

>>27519545
>Lone Wanderer is following Krono.

>>27519546
>Morky is here: >>27518120 (@ Jack Frost / Andrew)

>>27519570
>Krono goes left. Inside, he finds an idle Sproutling.

>>27519575
/bio
It does not.

>>27519593
>Useless equipped the Box Cutter, and remains with Suitcase.

>>27519747
>Andrew is following Krono.

>>27520214
>>27520250
>Morky equipped the Energy Sword.

>>27520364
>Obviously you don't understand.
Well, master Morky, I think I understand it well enough. You were killing people.
>>27520368
That's some bullshit type of fun.
>>27520377
Teleport to Krono, and stab the Sproutling with a levitation alpha infused stab.

>>27520377
Look around the edges for a switch to open it

I played Thief, I know what I'm doing. So there is either treasure behind it, or the painting lady from the RPG IB

>>27520377
Sneak up on that sproutling for a sneak crit attack

>>27520377
explore nearby darkened areas

>>27520377
Continue following Krono.
Also have we rescued Glimmer or is she really dead?

>>27520377
Attack the Sproutling

>>27520377
Follow Andrew

>>27520469
"Hey Ember is Starlight ok?" I say looking back over my shoulder.

>>27520397
>Jack Frost teleported where he could have walked, and attacked the Sproutling immediately with Levitation α and the Frostfang! Incredible damage was dealt.

>>27520436
>Morky looks around the edges for a switch to open the portrait, but finds nothing. Maybe it's just a portrait?

>>27520443
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Sproutling quickly and quietly with the Chinese Officer Sword in hoof... And missed!

>>27520448
>Useless explored the darkness to his now-left, and found a lot more darkness here.

>>27520458
You haven't rescued Glimmer, but how would you know about her anyway?
>Andrew is following Krono.

>>27520467
>Krono attacked the Sprotling with the Bat-tle Axe! Damage was dealt.

>>27520469
>Ember is following Andrew.

Jack Frost and company suddenly attacked a Sproutling!
The Sproutling flew straight into Krono, leaves abound... And missed!

Stand back from the battle, cast shield on Krono

"I'm helping!"

>>27520497
"How should I know?She could be dead.In fact she may as well be"
>>27520559
Strike up a conversation with Andrew

>>27520559
walk deeper into the darkness

>>27520559
Poke at the painting to check for a hole.

>>27520559
Continue following Krono.

>>27520559
>>27520577
Good job.
Just finish off the Sproutling.

>>27520559
Just slash at the thing

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>>27520584
"You know I really like Glimmer right?" I say givig you a nasty look, before looking back towards Krono.

>>27520559
Scratch that last thing I want to Applebuck the Sprotling.

>>27520559
Attack the Sproutling again.

>>27520577
>Ruin cast Shield α on Krono!
Krono's physical shield was reinforced!

>>27520584
>Ember is talking with Andrew.

>>27520601
>Useless walks in no direction at all. He is now lost.

>>27520602
>Morky pokes at the painting to check for a hole. He finds a hole, somehow!

>>27520607
>Andrew is following Krono.

>>27520609
>Jack Frost attacked the Sproutling with the Frostfang once more! Another hit was logged.

>>27520628
>Lone Wanderer slashed at the Sproutling with the Chinese Officer Sword once more! He landed a hit this time, slicing the petite plant in half.

>>27520636
>Andrew is a little late to the party...

>>27520664
The Sproutling was destroyed!

You won!
Jack Frost, Lone Wanderer and Krono gained 20 EXP.
Ruin gained 10 EXP.

>>27520681
Rip the painting to see the full hole -Insert Lenny face here-

>>27520681
Continue talking with Andrew
>>27520636
"Well I can obviously tell"

>>27520681
Teleport to >>27520559 (Useless), and light up the darkness with the lighter.

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>>27520681
Continue following Krono while talking to Ember.

>>27520681
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4
Start singing while I journey further into the unknown
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

>>27520681
Loot the sproutling,then follow Morky

>>27520681
Exit the room and go straight.

"Does anyone have a crowbar?"

must go for a bit.

I begin to wander off. No idea where, just a general wandering.

>>27520681
Follow Morky i guess.
He never signed those divorce papers.

>>27520692
>Morky finds that there is a combo lock behind the painting.

>>27520709
>Ember is talking to Andrew.

>>27520713
>Jack Frost illuminates the darkness. Here, he sees a wooden door to the right, and a wooden door ahead.

>>27520715
>Andrew is talking to Ember and following Krono...

>>27520737
>Useless starts singing the dance of the Shadow Temple.

>>27520768
>Lone Wanderer tries to loot the Sproutling, but there is nothing to be looted. She then follows Morky.>>27520787
>Krono left the room, and went straight ahead. Here, he found a picture of Big Mac.

>>27520917
>Ruin wanders somewhere.

>>27520943
Open up the right wooden door.

>>27520943
Go over to Krono and see if there's anything behind the picture.

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>>27520943
Continue walking down the hallway.

>>27520943
practice attacking with the box cutter
stab the darkness

>>27520943
Oh look

Some horse

Take down the Big Mac picture and inspect for anything unusual

I look around.

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>>27521020
"Who's Big Mac? He looks handsome." I say suddenly very interested.

>>27520955
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the right. Here, he found a wooden door to the left, and more darkness ahead.

>>27520966
>>27521020
>Suitcase and Andrew take down the picture, and look for anything unusual... But they find nothing.

>>27520971
>Andrew continues walking down the hallway.

>>27520980
>Useless perfects his attacking skills by slicing the darkness with the Box Cutter.

>>27521025
>Ruin inspects his surroundings. Nothing seems out of place in this room...

>>27521054
Open up the left wooden door.

>>27521054
Suddenly incredibly interested in the handsome stallion before me, I snatch the poster away from Suitcase and attempt to add it to my inventory.

>>27521054
keep practicing
I must have a solid slashy-stabby technique

>>27521054
Wake up inside

>>27521102
Nevermind, just follow jack.

Dunt check'em plz

>>27521054
Follow Andrew
>>27521043
"Not sure,but by the looks of it he might be gay.Just a hunch"

>>27521054
Just lay down and think to myself.
What if we could fuse like Steven Universe, or Dragon Ball Z...

>>27521054
Time to do some first time crafting.

I will attempt to make a fire sword.

Take the computer tower.Cut the frame of the tower with the Energy Sword and flat it.Take out all the internal components,it can be used for parts.Reshape the tower and weld it all together with the Energy Sword again.Leave a little hole on the top.This will be the fuel tank.Using the electrical parts,since they are metal,they can hopefully be reshapen. Use some of the parts to create a a slot,welding it together with the Energy Sword with an open space on the top.Cut off the handle of the Chinese Officer Sword and stick the blade into the slot.Weld the open space to the blade.Now we successfully have a transplanted blade.
Take the lighter.Cut it open and dump the fluid all over the blade.Now take the part where it lights up the fluid and wield it to the hilt of the now defunct Officer Sword.
Now that this is done.Take the elastic band and an appropriately shaped piece of electrical parts and weld the metal peice to the hilt.Take the elastic band,and wrap it around the ligher part and that metal bit.This will act as a trigger for the switch.Cut a little room for the trigger so it actually moves.Now that this is done.Connect the blade to the modified hilt.

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>>27521167
Hey guys I'm finally unbanned!


I can now post my GlimGlam pics!

In that case.
>>27521167
Hey Lone,give me a pic and alignment for the chart.

I go to Krono and examine the combination lock.

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>>27521128
"Oh...." I say suddenly not as excited.

>>27521054
Alright, I'm back.
Let's get the /inv link.
Did that list of the "dead statues/AFK forever" ever show up?

>>27521196
>Finally unbanned
What did you do?

>>27521196
did you learn your lesson about crossboard raiding

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>>27521196
Sure.

Put me in Neutral Impure with pic related

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>>27521218
Yes.
>>27521214
Does that answer your question?

>>27521232
....Did you make one of those bombs thread? I think you did.

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Done.

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>>27521246
Shit I messed up
>>27521244
I did...
>>27521212
I'm sure you valued your friend HIGHly

>>27521073
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the left. Here, he found darkness ahead.

>>27521079
>Andrew tries to stuff this picture into the Inventory, but it is full.

>>27521095
>Useless continues practicing.

>>27521102
>>27521116
>Daily is following Jack Frost.

>>27521128
>Ember is following Andrew.

>>27521161
>Suitcase has some "me time."

>>27521167
Error: The Elastic Band was dropped.

>>27521198
>Ruin runs to Morky, and examines the combination lock. The dial ranges from 1-40.

>>27521212
/inv
http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
No

>>27521244
I think it was just a reply to one

>>27521275
alright enough practice
look for a area will some light

>>27521275
No?

Well shit that ruined my whole thing.

Where was it dropped?

Go to the location in which it was discarded

>>27521275
Light up the darkness with, uh, the LED lantern? Borrow it from Suitcase or whatever.

>>27521275
Continue walking down hallway and talking to Ember.
/inventory

>>27521275
Put the numbers 2-6-7 into the lock. That should open it.

>>27521275
Follow said Andrew still.
>>27521167
Wow.Nice idea
Great job a pulling off a Manhorse

>>27521275
Lay on my back and stare at the cieling.
What if Daily and me fuse? What Hellspawn would that create?

>>27521350
Goat....Green filly...
???

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>>27521355
A green goat.
Obviously


What would happen if Andrew and I fused?

!!! Equip Desert Eagle XIX and take 40 bullet

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>>27521246
Shifting to Lawful Evil
Put an X over my old pic or something.

>>27521273
I told him I'd never tell his secrets one day; cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my arm.

>>27521275
Could I get them? I think I got Gemima and Nigger down, but I'm wondering if there were any more.
We're not going to need that Desert Eagle; turn it/carve it all into iron, and turn them into a shitload of hollow box-like keys. Then, pull a small amount of Electrical Parts (it's not going to need much, just a flat circuit and transistors for every key; not even a mobo) and also the Jacket to cut out and lightly fold a base, put the parts in the jacket, hook the keys up, and now we have a Leather Keyboard.
Now, we've managed a generator before with some iron and electrical parts in the BFG 9000; let's make a miniature one using an eighth of the Heavier Iron Rod (Energy Sword to cut all this shit) and begin to form it on the back of the computer tower, where the power usually goes. Now, hook the Monitor and Keyboard up, and we hopefully have a functioning Computer.

No, there's no porn or internet there. Fuck off.

>>27521365
Death

>>27521365
Half Andrew, half rotting corpse.
:^)

>>27521387
Nah

Oh and the Computer Tower is being used by Lone

>>27521365
Well, Communism is on one side of the politic spectrum, and Fascism is on the other, so some sort of ??? thing?
Or just a half dead commie/nazi

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>>27521342
I sit down. "Hey Ember when we get out of here you have to introduce me to one of your dragon friends. I hear they have very special attributes." I say winking and moving my hooves out about a foot for emphasis.

>>27521365
An Aryan Unicorn with the magic power of a unicorn and the physical stamina and strength of an earth pony.

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>>27521398
You will stay in the faggot square

:^)

>mfw I had the perfect gif for the shitstorm

>>27521412
That actually makes sense.

>>27521302
>Useless looks for an area with light. He's out of luck if he stays here!

>>27521306
Jack dropped it about four turns ago.
>Lone Wanderer comes across the Elastic Band once more, but can't pick it up because the Inventory is full.

>>27521316
>Jack Frost illuminates the darkness. Here, he finds that he is in a pathway, and there is some sort of treasure chest and a pathway to the right. An open area is to the left.

>>27521321
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>Andrew continues walking down the hallway, talking to Ember.

>>27521338
>Daily hops up to the combo lock randomly, and puts in the combination 2-6-7. It didn't budge.

>>27521342
>Ember is following Andrew.

>>27521350
>Suitcase is having bad thoughts...

>>27521373
>Ruin equipped the Desert Eagle, and took 40 bullets.

>>27521387
Just a hair late.
Error: The Desert Eagle is currently in use.

>>27521399
Technically, he's hunting for a bracelet right now. I beat him to the punch. Besides, Computer > Sword.

>>27521432
Dicks.
Quick, use half the regular sized Iron Rod!

>>27521432
Drop Monitor

Begin this >>27521167

>>27521433
I fail to understand how a computer is better than a sword.

>>27521432
>treasure chest
Oh, o-
WHAT.
Run over to it, and open it up.

>>27521432
Go over to Daily and input the combination 6-6-6, never fails.

>>27521447
>>27521432
Assuming I picked up the elastic band

>>27521432
Continue conversation
>>27521412
"Why are you...Oh....O-oh..."

>>27521432
Continue walking and talking.
Also I can't load the paste bin and I was keeping track of my inventory on google docs, shouldn't it be empty?

>>27521447
>>27521455
Uh, robots? The idea is "Oh, we can program shit."
The flaming sword, yeah that's cool, but ROBOTS.

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>>27521446
>>27521433
I must agree.

A flaming sword Manhorse

A FLAMING SWORD

>>27521447
I can use the skill of programming to create interactive devices with enough time. If you need a sword, just take my Energy Sword. It has +11 STR. Also,
>>27521446
>>27521447
8 second loss. Sorry bout that.

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>>27521468
I giggle, "So is it true?" I say in a cheery manner.

>>27521479
Oh can you please go fuck yourself

I had this idea well thought out.

I want a flaming sword.."Buddy"

So please.Let me do my thing.

>>27521432
start walking forward until I find light or bump into something

>>27521479
You are referring to the basic combat drones and stuff?

>>27521479
>>27521488
...This feels bad. This feels REALLY bad.

>>27521487
"W-well um.Suppose it is true"
"Why do you want to know?"
>>27521501
Fight time?

>>27521510
No, no, no!
Okay, okay. Let's not cause ANOTHER fight.

I hum some James Bond music and follow useless, holdining the Desert Eagle and making spy-poses i think look cool but probably make me look like an idiot

>>27521516
>>27521501
Is it me?
Or does he sound very smug with
>8 second loss. Sorry bout that.

>>27521524
Uh....
I plead the fifth!

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>>27521510
"I was thinking you could help me meet a gentle yet strong dragon who could love me the way no stallion ever could." I say grinning.

>>27521488
Oh shit
>>27521501
Oh shit!
>>27521526
I though we weren't in America

>>27521532
Are we even in Equestria for that matter? Or is that still a mystery?

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>>27521532
I plead the, uh, thing.
Yeah, that works.

>>27521524
You don't seem to understand; your idea may be neat, but it uses essential resources which were already pre-ordered to use. If you were in the unofficial, you would see I already had an entire game plan for it. Again, I appreciate the idea, but it just wouldn't work out with those functions. Have you tried using the Foam Explosive, Bubble Solution, or Lighter for your idea? It might work with some tinkering.

>>27521532
We aren't, but you sure are in hell.

>>27521479
Fight.
>>27521488
Fight!
>>27521524
FIGHT!
>>27521542
FIGHT!!!

You know what, how about we just play a fucking game where we are pones.
How about that.
I have no patience right now.

>>27521542
Are you serious?
How the hell is bubble solution going to help

Nah,fuck your computer,I'm going with fire sword

Try to stop me

>>27521542
resources are first come first serve
go ahead and use stuff
just don't be a wasteful retard

>>27521564
The bubble solution can be used as fuel for your sword.
Oh, and can we NOT fight?

Will there be a tpk two threads in a row? Stay tuned to find out!

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>>27521564
>Try to stop me
Please cease further douchebaggery; we just went through a boss fight about this kind of homosexual activity.

>>27521538
You seen hesitant

How come?

Speech check!

>>27521588
No reason.

>>27521585
Look who's talking


Just let me do my work

I did not come here itching for a fight

>>27521577
at this point it's inevitable

>>27521528
"Aren't you a pone supremacist?"
"Fine...I'll help you do that"

>>27521607
Your work is using valuable things. There's plenty of alternative fuels out in the inventory that would be much more suitable to what you're looking for. I don't want to try fighting you either, I'm just saying, you could have the same effectivity with the least amount of items used.

You know what, I think I'm just going to watch you guys scream at each other, about how the sword is better or how the computer is better. I just want to have fun, explore shit, but no. It's this.

I'm really tired of this. I don't even want to play sometimes because of this. Can't I just go back to the old days, where we just fought bosses, had fun, and we were having a good time? I miss the old days.

>>27521618
At least I didn't do anything this time

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>>27521634
"Thanks!" I say excitedly.

>>27521651
Blah blah blah bite me.

>>27521669
"No problem.Anything to make up for what happened yesterday"

>>27521652
Older /mlp/ = Old /mlp/, but Old /mlp/ does not = New /mlp/. Newfags come by and change the game a shitload, and it is increasingly stressful.
That's no reason to give up, though. Soon there'll be a period of time where newfags stop coming, and things balance out to be like before. Now hold on, I need to completely abandon the point I just made to save the computer.

>>27521682
I mean, I warned you to not be an asshole about things, so really, this is simply your fault. Ground rule, though: if time starts slowing down, stop fighting immediately and pretend to be friends. It'll save us a shitload of trouble.

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>>27521726
"It's fine. No one got killed...... except for Starlight.... so are male dragons very cute? I say.

>>27521733
>If time starts slowing down
Isn't that when people are killing each other, like you attacking Glimglam and the whole BAR thing?

>>27520943
Think of any codes we may have saw

>>27521682
Oh, feisty little thing

>>27521733
How about this

Let Lone do her thing

End it there

You can always find another tower
>>27521748
"Well yes,yes they are...cute."

>>27521758
Exactly.
After I hopefully roast some noob skillet and get the computer back, I got just the idea; an Anti-Slowdown Machine. Even better, just copy the Slowdown Machine and use it on Cross next time. Everyone will sit there frozen and pissed off, and it'll be fantastic. Even better result; OUR machine slows down HIS machine, allowing us to have double the time to react, which will technically let us fuck Cross up. Or something.

>>27521779
>Coping his machine
Well, I don't know how the fuck you can do that.

>>27521759
Okay?
Not sure how to respond to that.
Thanks?
>>27521779
You are not getting that computer tower buddy...

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>>27521771

>>27521779
Sounds like a great idea.

STOP! DON'T FUCKING FIGHT!
We don't want to get pruned because of your arguing!
I'll post in a few, just want to dissolve the argument quickly.

>>27521798
How about: You two stop?

>>27521802
The voice of reason.

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>>27521779
>>27521798

>>27521802
Well I'm sorry Lawsmen.He is just being an ass.I'm only defending my beliefs
>>27521815
Fine fine.Also,nice thumbnail

>>27521802
Well then how does the computer shit work out?

>>27521815
This is actually kinda nice. Saved for future reference.

>>27521779
So Cross has a slowdown time machine? Here's an easier way to deal with that: a strategically placed EMP

>>27521829
You're gonna save a thumbnail?

Okay then.

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>>27521828
>>27521829
Thank you