Unofficial /mlp/ Dungeon Hangout #24: Can you feel the Spotlight

>>27513494
Yo.

>>27513494
Can you NOT change the damn OP post?

>>27513494
And don't go ahead and do these threads just because I said I probably won't make em you fuck

>>27513561
>>27513575
Blah blah.
>>27513494
So, Daily, how about that "CYOA", huh?

>>27513494
How dare you, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!?

>>27513614
Salty much?

>>27513636
Oh, feisty little thing

>My friends surprised me with a free trip to Olive garden
>Ordered salad
>Came back to salt
I knew i should've ordered the pasta.

Anyways, Glimmer. I get ya. Update in a few.

>>27513724
Daily.
We need a divorce.

So in the meantime, would anyone care enough to step away from the undoubtedly gripping drama and explain the stats or what-have-you to a glaringly incompetent newcomer?

How do I dungeoneer?

>You decide to talk to the strangers.
>As you walk up to them, there are pictures of certain celebrities being passed around.
>One of them notice you.
"Oh hello. We are the traveling salesman, this isn't a group. This is actually a shop, care to buy our wares? and yes, we ate those people that sell different things everyday."
>Anddddd here we go.

Buy:
>Cinnamon Bun - $20
>6-pack of illegal Booze - $500
>Nude pic of a Pony - $1000

Sell:
>Sylveon potion

Ask:
>Who are you?
>Why are you selling things?
>Hints on where i should go after this?

Inv: 1/10
>Sylveon Potion
Money: 10,000

>>27513792
Okay, so use /cmd for the basic uid.
We are in a dungeon.
Ask me or Manhorse for upgrades.
You get skills as you level up.
You have to choose a gender and a race.
>>27513799
>Nude pic of a Pony.
Hm. Buy that.

>>27513494
Hey. Stop making these fucking threads. Thanks.

>>27513828
It's summer and the damned 13 year olds are here, grab your helmets and weapons ladies and gentlemen. We're going to war.

>>27513792
Welcome

Use /cmds for shit
Don't trust me,Jack,Morky,Manhorse,Krono,Ember cause we were the root of that Drama

Oh and heres the run down

Earth is brute force
Unicorn is Arcane Magic
Pegasus is wind shit.

>>27513828
Hey you do realize that this insightful comment does nothing,thanks

>>27513799
Nude pic

>>27513822
>You point to the nude pic and give him $1,000.
"Thank you, anything else?"

Jack frost gained Twilight sparkle porn! He feels very, very, VERY, disgusted.

Buy:
>Cinnamon Bun - $20
>6-pack of illegal Booze - $500
>Sold out MF.

Sell:
>Sylveon potion

Ask:
>Who are you?
>Why are you selling things?
>Hints on where i should go after this?

>Actions:
>Leave for the dungeon club. (3)

Inv: 2/10
>Sylveon Potion
>Porn pic. (Twilight Sparkle)
Money: 9,000

>>27513883
Ask them why exactly they are selling things.
>He feels very, very, very, VERY disgusted
No, I would enjoy nude twilight pics,

>>27513883
Aren't we late for D&D?

Go there while reminiscing on your dungeon buddies

>>27513890
Only reason to be disgusted is that YOU SPENT $1000 BUCKS ONNIT WHEN ITS FREE ON THE INTERNET

>>27513911
Hey, it might be really good porn. Ah well, we got 9000 dollars.

>>27513917
Just... don't buy the 20 cinnamon bun, please? There's undoubtedly a food court in the mall.

>>27513940
Actually, in fact, there is.

>>27513946
Also, are you drinking age?

>>27514018
Pff, yeah.

>>27514018
Again, sorry about you not being able to join. It's just that Morky, one of our team member, is trying to derail the game 'cause things aren't going his way.

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>>27513776
>pic
Fill it out, i'll lose my doubt.

>>27513890
>>27513903
>You ask them why are they selling things before you go.
"It's because you're gonna get your ass kicked without items."
>Wow. Rude.
>Well, it's time to get going.
>Later you arrive at the door as the clock strikes 4:20, signaling the start of the club.
>As you go in, you see many different types of people.
>A goat, ponies, a cat, and......a.....man with a goatee.
>Well, time to socalize.

Jack frost's Skill points:
>Happiness: 10
>Self-Worth: 10
>Socialism: 15
>Stress control: 10
>Confidence: 10

Talk to:
>Glimmer
>Daily
>Suitcase
>Manhorse
>Krono
>Morky
>Microkek
>Gemina
>Fruit
>Andrew
>Useless

Inv: 2/10
>Sylveon Potion
>Porn pic. (Twilight Sparkle)
Money: 9,000

>>27514090
Talk to Glimglam (heh)

>>27514090
>Happiness: 10
>Self-worth: 10
>Socialism: 15
>Stress control: 5
>Confidence: 15
In Glimmer's terms I guess you could say I fixed that for you, or just altered them in my favour.

>>27514090
Hey where is Ember in the options?

Talk to Daily and ask her about the CYOA she is making

>>27514104
>>27514116
>>27514142
>You approach the pink pony in the corner, she seems pretty.
>She looks away and is currently plotting something.
"The fuck do you want newbie?"
>You already hate her.

Talk:
>Help on what to do.
>Argue. (15 Socialism)
>What are you doing?
>FIGHT ME! (15 Confidence)

Give:
>Twilight porn.

Actions:
>Go talk to someone else.

Inv: 2/10
>Sylveon Potion
>Porn pic. (Twilight Sparkle)
Money: 9,000

>>27514169
Well, hey, we are a "newbie", so just ask for some help.

>>27514169
>The fuck do you want newbie
Slightly chuckled there

Ask for help

>>27514090
>I'm not in the talk list
O-ok

>>27514090
I don't live in Oklahoma so technically it doesn't have power on me

>>27514177
>You ask for help and she sighs.
"This is a like a martial-arts club. All the people in this school are.......aggressive. So you'll have to ask manhorse, A.K.A. the person who made the reality distortion machine. Try it out will ya?"
>Yay for Nerds and bullies.

Talk:
>Argue. (15 Socialism)
>What are you doing?
>FIGHT ME! (15 Confidence)

Give:
>Twilight porn.

Actions:
>Go talk to someone else.

Inv: 2/10
>Sylveon Potion
>Porn pic. (Twilight Sparkle)
Money: 9,000

>>27514271
>Me not shilling on Manhorse
DROPPED

Anyways,talk to Krono

>>27514271
Go talk to this Manhorse guy she was talking about.

>>27514271
Bump

Bed time Bump

>>27514749
Bump

Allergies are horrible bump.

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>>27514271
>tfw you just turned 21 10 days ago and you got so drunk you passed out.

>>27514295
>>27514294
>You go over to this guy reading a newspaper in the corner.
>He doesn't look much for conversation but...
"Just talk already."
>Well looks like things are going faster then expected.

Talk:
>What is this speak of a machine you built?
>Can you build me something? (15 Confidence)
>Insult skills painfully. (15 Socialism)
>Could you point me to the bathroom?

Give:
ERROR. THERE IS NOTHING HE WANTS FROM US.

Actions:
>Go talk to someone else.

Inv: 2/10
>Sylveon Potion
>Porn pic. (Twilight Sparkle)
Money: 9,000

>>27515945
Give the porn over; he may not show it, but the fucker wants it.

>>27515945
Ask him if he can make a trips machine to generate trips for you.

>>27516011
>>27515945
Dubs don't lie

I hate all of you.

>>27516369
As long as you hate Manhorse it is fine by me

>>27516369
Bump

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>>27516369

>>27516369
Ok.

>>27516369
Thanks

>>27516708
Hey Krono,no hard feelings?

>>27516901
None.

>>27516942
Good,because I've got a question to ask


How come many people follow Manhorse when he has proved himself not to be trustworthy many times

Not trying to start a salt fest,its just an honest question

Just had a quick question.
What are your honest opinions about me?

>>27517174
I don't.

>>27517174
He made a giant laser gun that has a chance to instant kill.
He made a FUCKING ENERGY SWORD.
The most impressive thing about those two is..
HE MADE THEM WITH A SWORD, A LASER PISTOL, SPARE PARTS,AND SIMPLE FUCKING ELECTRONICS.
The trust comes from that he would've killed us by now if he wasn't trustworthy.

>>27517190
You're good in my book. You're always pretty fun to be around even in a text based adventure. and in serious situations you're always mostly neutral.

>>27517278
>>27517278
>>27517278
But he attacked me,unprovoked .He threatened other players.He switched sides.He then came back to "make amends" only to act like his usual self again

Even Jack seems a little suspicious

He had the potential to stop Manhorse from attacking me,but chose not to,even though last time he ZA WAURDO'd everyone to stop the fighting.
He has grown strangely pro-Manhorse,when he had previously been mostly neutral.
And even though we all basically condemned Manhorse after he switched sides,he treats him like a perfect angel.

And the source of all of this?

In my opinion,that EXP argument.

Now,I don't want to cause another flame war.

Feel free to counter argue

The thread today has surprisingly... quiet.

>>27517712
Hey do you know if the dungeon thread is up yet?

New bread?

>>27517773
Sounds good

>>27517773
yes

>>27517773
Of course

>>27517773
Of course. Lawsie.

>>27517773
yesh

NEW THREAD
>>27518031
>>27518031
>>27518031

>>27518036
Bump

>>27518416
Bump

Sorry I passed out, and I just woke up.

>>27519086

>>27515961
>>27516011
>>27516043
>Even though it didn't seem like a viable option, you asked Manhorse if he could build you a trips machine.
"Ok, i will. But i will need 5 Quads and 3 quints to do it."
>You show him the porn picture, and see if he wants it.
">Buying porn when you can get it online for free. What are you, a pleb?"

Talk:
>What is this speak of a machine you built?
>Can you build me something? (15 Confidence)
>Insult skills painfully. (15 Socialism)
>Could you point me to the bathroom?

Give:
ERROR. THERE IS NOTHING HE WANTS FROM US.

Actions:
>Go talk to someone else.

Inv: 2/10
>Sylveon Potion
>Porn pic. (Twilight Sparkle)
Money: 9,000

Sorry for taking so long, passed away like prince.

>>27520903
Lets insult him

Why not?

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Bump

>>27520903
Well. "What is this speak of a machine you built"

>>27521381
Be better at keeping secrets. I've easily discovered 2.

>>27521751
I may or may not know what you are talking about.Is it who I think you are referring to?

>>27521918
Bumpu bunmpu

>>27522477

Good night everyone!
http://youtu.be/KyNVRrHkwe0

>>27521751
Speaking of secrets since you hurt Glimmer she's mine now and we're dating one could say

>>27523476
How about let's make a deal.
Let's say you find a dank sword. If you get to have it, I will have your energy sword, alright?
Fair trade. Of course, this depends how good the sword is. Your energy sword is +11 attack, + some other shit.. If you find a +9 attack sword and +2 Def, and it's like, I don't know, lighting...well, I get to have that.
But, if it's a pure upgrade, like +14, and +some other stuff, you can have it.
TL;DR: If it's worse than your sword, I can have it/someone else can have it.
If it's better, you can have it.
Same thing to armor. Deal?

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>>27523508
Night.

>>27523511
>dating
Oh. I see now.
>>27523516
The +14 refers to attack.

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>Flaming Sword Apparatus - Weapon
>ATK +7, DEF +3, SPD -3
>Strong against ice, slight weakness to electricity

Pretty good.
>>27523525
Can confirm

>>27523550
Woo. Nice catch(?)

So what do you think of my crafting abilities?

Should I do more in the future?

Should I focus on specific things such as Weapons or Armor?

>>27523516
Deal

>>27523631
We need Power Armor. I'll wear it and be like a Steel Ranger from the Fallout Equestria Fanfic.

>>27523661
Alright.
So, you get all of the dank shit, and all of the stuff that's good, but not good enough for ya, the rest can have?
Great! So, by this deal, you are fine with people joining the brawl?

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>>27523662
That is currently beyond what I can possibly make.

If you want I could make a Super Sledge,given the right materials.

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>>27523696
I'm an earth pony so there is no way for me to melee fight without using my mouth to swing. A super sledge would fall right out of my mouth. Maybe something lighter. If possible I think it would be a cool if you built me a battle saddle. A battle saddle if you don't know is a saddle from Fallout Equestria, the saddle is meant to allow a pony to use heavy weapons such as missile launchers, and mini-guns, however you can hook just about anything up to one like rifles. if not that I need some kind of unarmed weopan I can put on my hooves to increase my unarmed damage, maybe spiked horseshoes.

>>27523765
>spiked horseshoes
What do you think SP/TW are?

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>>27523776
Oh is THAT what they were?

I thought it was two knives stuck together.

>>27523776
What are SP/TW?

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>>27523765
Are you talking about this?

This actually looks easy to make,subjectively

>>27523784
Well, since we have hooves and shit, I basically made spiked circle things for the hooves.
>>27523786
Star Platinum/The World.
Two hoof things that give +12 attack.
They were made out of two saws that I melted down and reformed.

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>>27523810
Yeah that's what I was talking about. It would definitely increase my characters combat effectiveness.

>>27523833
But here is the thing.

It doesn't seem to matter,as I was using Silver Chariot just fine.

Or maybe it was just in my mouth.

>>27523849
Your character is a unicorn so I imagine she was just using a levitation spell like Lilpip does in Fallout Equestria.

>>27523849
I think our hooves have some strange property that just kinda lets us hold weapons? I don't know.

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>>27523858
Hate to break it to ya,but I was an Earth pone in both lives.But if you want to see me as a Unicorn that is fine.

>>27523870
I just hope I can get a weapon soon, and hopefully one that makes sense for ponies.

>>27523833
Okay sure

I'll make it tomorrow if we have enough metal.
Do we even have guns though?
Besides Ruin's deagle?
>>27523870
On that subject of how you perceive a character,based on the chart here >>27521381
I'm apparently Lil Pip.

>>27523885
You can have a screwdriver, a foam sword, a short sword...
>>27523900
We have guns, hell, even a fucking BFG 9000, but all we have to do is push it around. I mean, sure, the saddle could be great armor, but it wouldn't help with guns.

>>27523900
About that.

Law made some of the pictures canon.

Jack can tell you all about it.

So don't be surprised if we find a picture of you that happens to resemble your alignment chart pic.

>>27523909
Huh.

Well I want to somehow do what Andrew requested

And that apparently requires an automatic rifle

>>27523923
We have BARs

>>27523923
We got AK47s, I think. They are the BARs. We got BAR 7 free, so I guess that's good enough?

>>27523914
Okay then.
>>27523932
Sounds great.And ammo?

>>27523941
Pff, we got "Bullet x192", so I guess that's what the BAR runs on.

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>>27523946
So this shit is a BAR

I guess I could make a box that holds..around 70 rounds if that is good.

>>27523963
Well, I think Manhorse randomly picked BAR, but still.
We might not have enough metal to make the saddle, however.

>>27523973
Like I said,I am definitely inclined to to wait a bit so I can get the necessary items.

In the meantime,I can make a ammo box out of that pillow.And I bet we have more room in the inventory from all the shit I used for the Shishkebab.

>>27523984
>Ammo box
>Pillow.
Eh, that works. Well, I'm going to bed.
Oh, and we are already half way through this year.

>>27523996
How long has this been going on?

>>27524002
The dungeon by itself, or the dungeon and tower?
I think you are just talking about the dungeon. In that case, the first thread of Equestrian Dungeon was made in Dec 22, 2015
Anyways, night.

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>>27524017
Night mate

>>27523909
If we had the saddle we could attach two guns to it and probably be able to carry a few more inventory items as well.
>>27524017
Night m80.

>>27524068
Saved thread bump

>>27523516
The Energy Sword is actually mine.

Anybody here got Skype, Steam, IRC, etc.?

>>27525320
Steam.

>>27525320
Steam and Skype but I don't want to put it on 4chan

>>27523511
>you hurt Glimmer
How? Unless you mean about that one thing, but aren't they technically two different people?

>>27525348
Filthy casual.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198154073942

>>27525355
Why? Because I'm smart?

>>27525352
You didn't help her

>>27525366
With what?

>>27525375
When they killed her. You hurt her feelings Mr. Krono. You didn't try to defend her when they killed her, I'm sure you could have found a way, but you didn't.

>>27525390
I was there and I voted, then I had to leave and do some shit. I would've defended her if I had time but I didn't.

>>27525400
It's too late Krono

>>27525355
Oh neat, I had you as a friend the whole time.

>>27525366
>>27525390
>>27525418
>being edgy to other people
>believing it makes you better
wew lad

Well I'm sorry I'm busy for most of the day, if I wasn't then I would've totally been there for her.
Now if you'll excuse me I'll be going for an hour or two.

>>27525424
Who were you again?

>>27525454
I used to be DoYouEvenNoscope, but since my computer can't run TF2, I changed it to It's Royster Time.

>>27525424
No, I'm still a jackass I'm just pointing it out.

>>27525320
>>27525424
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198166390867/

>>27525512
>Binding of Issac
>8-bit fighting games
Muh nigga
Also, I found Glimmerfag's profile, but it's private. I guess he's hiding his lack of skill of getting cheevos.

>>27525529
Eh, Glimglam's profile isn't really special. It has a bit of JoJo meme, and shows her games and location, but besides that, nothing much really.

>>27525529
Not sure if you are intending to add me,but go ahead
>>27525540
This

>>27525529
So,Manhorse,or Mancunt,as Starlight calls you.

Since you are an expert at crafting,can you tell me if my Saddle idea is able to work?

>>27525696
Well, 'Andrew' made the saddle idea, which tells me you and him are most likely a samefag. Apart from you being a faggot, the saddle is a waste as well; I can use a Minigun as a Pegasus, and all ponies come in with the ability to use any weapon anyways. So no, it won't work.

>>27525512
I don't use it often but here's mine:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035989471

>>27513494
BIG
HORSE
COCK

>>27525732
>Me being a samefag

Are you stupid?

I only offered Andrew to make it for her
What part of that makes me a samefag?

If anything,I can call you and Jack the same person

Oh and are you still angry that I used your computer tower?Is that why you would call me a faggot?


Besides,the saddle could be used as armor or extra storage

>>27525800
>I can call you and Jack the same person.
Haha. Okay, I wanted to agree with you on the armor and shit, but that? I'm sorry, I am not Manhorse. I do not have his crafting ability.

Besides, do you think Manhorse would be so stupid to make a fake person just to agree with him?

>>27525814
I know you are not Manhorse

I was only trying to prove a point.

>>27525814
Uh Jack?

I think he wasn't serious about you and Man being the same guy

>>27525948
Oh. Well, still.
I guess I was being too defensive.
On a more serious note: Let's not argue about making stuff.
I mean, armor is a good idea. Hm. Now that I think of it, metal armor would be pretty neato.

>>27525964
There you go

I'm just happy we have another competent builder

>>27526074
Hm. Well, I guess I'm just "the guy who upgrades stuff."
And now, the waiting game.

>>27526083
And Krono is a potion maker

>>27526099
Eh, the potions are mainly fuel for the medi-gun though.

>>27526106
Medigun?

We /TF2/ now?

>>27526118
We had it for a while.
Just "shoot" people with it, and bam, it heals.

>>27526123
Hm...

Has anyone considered making a Crusader's Crossbow?

Back.
>>27526106
I can probably make different potions, it's just that the Medigun is my main priority.

>>27526136
..The medi-gun is just a heavily modded BAR.
I doubt a crossbow thing would be...possible right now/
>>27526141
Pff, I don't care. Do what ya do.
You know we got Dr. Pepper, right?

>>27526141
Thinking about it, I could make a Poison Heal potion if I had more of the vanilla nutrion drink and that pepto-bismol

>>27526155
>Poison Heal
Uh, my spells can already heal poison, but I mean if you want to.
Not like those two things are useful to anyone else right now.

>>27526164
I did not know this.

Maybe some sort of Strength Potion with the Whisky, a Dr.Pepper, and maybe some phosphorus and potassium chlorate.

>>27526186
>Strength Potion.
>STRONG
Now you are talking.

>>27526189
The only thing about it is that once I add the phosphorus and potassium chlorate, I have to stir really slow as to not cause any friction. If any friction happens, the two chemicals will combine and ignite. The ignition will also ignite the Whisky and the result will be an explosion that will probably kill everyone in an approximate 15 meter radius.

>>27526211
You know, that would be a really good weapon if what you say is true. I mean, drinking it might give a person +10 attack for 3 turns or something, but a bomb?
BOOM.

>>27526218
I could make a pretty good amount of bombs if we need it, but I'd need the phosphorus from the matchbox and use the potassium chlorate from the match tips.

>>27526270
Alright, alright.
I just want STRONG.

>>27525964
>metal armor
Well, that depends. There's iron, brass, copper, alloy, titanium, steel, bronze, silver, gold, platinum, aluminum, beryllium, calcium, cast iron, lead, cobalt, electrum, iridium, obsidian, diamond, lithium, magnesium, mercury, nickel, sodium, solder, tin, tungsten, zinc, white metal, and let's not forget uranium; there's a shitload I didn't even mention.
A very important thing to remember is density (in this case, kg/m^3, but I prefer 'mass by square inch'); the denser it is, the harder it will be, allowing for higher DEF. To give examples:

Density (kilogram by cubic metre, or kg/m^3):
**Footnote: I used Iron as our base material, as that seems to be our primary usage.
Calcium - 1540 (19.62%)
Aluminum - 2712 (34.55%)
-Iron - 7850 (100.00%)
Brass - 8700 (110.83%)
Copper - 8940 (113.89%)
Bismuth - 9750 (124.20%)
Lead - 11340 (144.46%)
Uranium - 18900 (240.76%)
Gold - 19320 (246.11%)
Platinum - 21400 (272.61%)

Now, Jack, this is where you come in; with Levitation, among other sorts of magic, we could condense the material to become even stronger. That's just a few examples, however. I could make a full chart of all the metals and their rank on the chart, but it would take most likely a few hours. Hope this was informative when you say 'metal'.
(>>27526279)

>>27526296
....
I was talking about the concept in general, but okay!
Of course, Uranium is out of the question. So in some other of the metals.
What I would like in the armor is Iron, Copper, or Brass.

>>27526279
Ok, then if you just want Strength and not a bomb, then I could mix Whisky, Dr.Pepper, and maybe some iron for some added defence.

>>27526306
>Iron
Eh, just a small bit.

>>27526296
What?

We have fun here at Dungeon General, folks.

>>27526306
Will said potion taste like whiskey and Dr Pepper?

>>27526353
Probably.

>>27526467
I'll take 20.

>>27526296
How the hell does this all relate to metal armor?

And why is this overly complicated?

Jesus fuck I can't understand what the point here is.

>>27526619
I think he wanted me to specify the TYPE of metal? You know, some metals are stronger/gives more DEF, etc.

>>27526304
>>27526626
Well actually, Depleted Uranium is the material they use for US tanks, so we could literally make tanking armor. The reason I gave that thing is because 'metal' covers about a thousand things.
Also, I'm making the completed chart; expect an update much, much later.

>>27526323
>>27526619
Don't worry, your senior classes should cover it, which would be maybe four or three years in your future.

>>27526694
One problem though: Where the fuck would we get depleted Uranium of all things?

>>27526701
Laser cells from BFG 9000 can be converted to Plasma with enough fuel; radiated mixtures, including the source of possible magic, can make Artificial Uranium. I can use the radiation to create legit as fuck weapons, and then the rest will turn into the material we need.

>>27526719
So, if I read that right, we get the material itself by fucking with the Laser Cells the BFG 9000 chugs, and the radiation that is a byproduct of the change can be turned into a weapon?
Well, fuck me.

>>27526734
That's the crafting system for you.

>>27526694
If we modified the BAR 7 enough we could possibly use depleted uranium tank rounds as ammunition. Making it an extremely heavy Handheld Tank Turret. Hell, we could make a nuclear bomb with non-depleted uranium and make the BAR 7 into an M-29 Davy Crockett Weapon System just to obliterate things.

New thread
>>27526983
>>27526983
>>27526983

>>27526922
Ah, we got a few concepts for a 20mm One Man Tank; we could have them include DU rounds. That would be one hell of a damage boost. I would be fully on board for a Nuke, but the fact is, the blast radius would be the entire floor and every inch five floors below and above. Maybe a reasonable finisher for Floor 26, though. Uranium weapons in general, though, will be guaranteed ultimate, and within reach of the next 2 floors.

>>27526694
Are you insulting my intelligence?
Fuck off with your smug attitude

>>27527000
Why not make a Mini-Nuke?

>>27526694
At least have the decency to explain the process to Lone,instead of being an ass

>>27527000
The M-388 the bomb that the Davy Crockett Weapon System used gives only 0.042 TJ of energy when it explodes, or about 0.01 kilotons of trinitrotoluene (TNT). It was pretty weak but still did a lot of damage.

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>tfw the law keeps forgetting your posts
Notice me senpai

>>27528410
Maybe you should reply to Law's posts?

>>27528426
Shit

B

U

>>27529717
G

S

B

U

>>27530089
N

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>>27530126
F

A

>>27530323
E

>>27530347
C

Bugsbunfaec

E

Okay, everyone, let's have a shitstorm here.

>>27531421
NIGGER CASN FUCKING BURN UIN HELLL!

>>27531421
Hey man, I'm just saying, they're not Morky's crates they're our crates. Besides, it's not like it matters anyways since we have shared inventory.

>>27531451
Yeah, yeah.
I just made the deal so that we WOULDN'T have a shitstorm, really. Hell, Morky won't use half of the shit.

>>27531467
I'm taking that deal took place while I was doing fuck all.

>>27531451
I'd say give Morky first dibs at equipping any loot, due to his finding the seeeecrit.

Unless its a nice suit.

>>27531487
Actually, no.
I did it in advance. The "deal" post is in this thread.

There is a distinct lack of green in this thread
>>27531443
FUKIN CAPITALIST DOGS BELING IN SIBERIA URRREYYYYYYYHY

>>27531501
FUCKING COMMY RAT HEADS IN THE SLAVS!

>>27531501
Commies belong in a commune somewhere. With electrified fences. Preferably far from me.

>>27531493
Why do you want a nice suit?

There could also be many other clothing in the crates

Like socks,or a jumpsuit.
>>27531515
YOU DAMN GERMAN SCUM BELONG IN THE COLDEST OF WINTERS!
>>27531527
CAPITALIST PIG.

By the way if you haven't known already,I'm a commie.

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>>27531562
IRL?

Not sure how I feel about this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcjGQCbJ5Lo

>>27531562
The only good commie is a dead commie.
OH WAIT.

Greed is the greatest motivator on the planet. Why strive to do something great when you would get the same rations as the guy who watches goats for a living?

In all seriousness,what will the the next boss?
Mecha-Glimmerfag
>>27531578
Well I'm more leaning towards Socialist ideals,so you could say that

Also Germans are okay.
>>27531592
Because.Our people are united as one against the westerners.They would break the very foundation of our government.To strive for greatness is to help defend our beloved nation.

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>>27531580
I...just....

>>27531629
Yes, beloved nation of beets, pruno, and gulag. I can't think of a single major technological advance given to the world by any communist nation. Cuba, Russia, North Korea, none of em discovered anything of note.

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>>27531693

>>27531693
Didn't the Soviets create nukes,create the first satellite,send the first man into space,create better guns,tanks,submarines,and various other achievements?

>>27531795
Idunno. Communism is still shit, no matter what it looks like on paper.

>>27531819
Hey,didn't we agree not to insult our ideologies?

>>27531795
Nukes? I'm sorry? Manhattan Project ring a bell?
Their advances in rocketry were provided by ex-nazi scients. Like a commie version of operation paperclip.
Yes, they did invent the AK47, but the guy who invented it got absolutely screwed over.

>>27531850
Ok I'm sorry.

>>27531878
Hey no harm done pal.

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So we are gods now


First order business,what are we exactly gods of?

>>27533883
I'm the god of "Holy fuck, why did I stay up to 4 am to do memes."

>>27533883
Of shitposting

>>27533883
of the tower that came before
of the dungeon before us
>>27533894
this too

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>>27533883
>>27533890
>>27533894
>>27533900
PROOF WE ARE GODS!

>>27533883
>>27533890
To be honest, either the god of War or the god of Frost.

>>27533890
because it's summer

>>27532970
Well now that I'm a mare I guess I'll go slutting around Equestria, maybe see what being a bat pone is like.

>>27533906
>>27533890
So we have this

I'm God of Communism
Jack is god of War and Snow
Spring is god of Shitposting
Andrew is god of Lust and Nazism?
Useless is also a god of Shitposting and Tower

>>27533905
why bandicam for screenshots
try screengrab
you can do whole pages
even outside the current screen

>>27533920
Seems legit.

>>27533926
This needs to be a green.

>>27533920
Change that I'm the god of High quality Rips

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>>27533920
Fuck I forgot an appropriate image.
>>27533934
Sure.
You are the god of Rips

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>>27533933
Morky said he would do it tomorrow. And if he does green it I will screenshot each bit and read it all.
Now it is time for me to go lift weights and piss at 3:03 in the morning.

Gotta go.

Need sleep

This was legendary.

>>27533947
Sleep tight Glorious God

>>27533920
make me the god of japanese emoticons
＼＼\└(‘ω’)┘////

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>>27533947
Nighty night man.

>>27533954
you are truly the God of that 【=◈︿◈=】

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Now I must go to the land of Wonderful Sleeps.

>>27533951
Before I go,lets establish this

I'm the head god

Since I've achieved heaven three times,yelled in rage to ascend,and mostly drived foward everyone to be become deities

Any objections?

>>27533969
None.

>>27533969
Σ ( Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙ yes

>>27533966
No objections here.
I like the idea of being the goddess of nazism and lust.

>>27533971
Good.

Now I must sleep

>Press S to sleep

Great job on shitposting so long we hit 1000 posts. No, this isn't an insult, nice work.

>>27533883
>>27533920
I'm the God of Creation.
Which would technically make me the god of gods, since my job is to create everything, including gods.
So, in a roundabout way, I am your god.

>>27534451
No

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>>27534451
You weren't there for the 1000th post so your not part of the cool kids club.

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>>27534502
>>27534517
I was lurking it, but my phone is banned.

>>27534515
Great opinion. Here's a reminder of why your opinion is shit/doesn't exist.

>>27534517
>ifunny
Hey! That's my Waifu!

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>>27534529
She's my waifu to, I have over 200 pictures of her on my hard drive, you'll have to share.

>>27534556
>not only is it his natural post
>but his OC cancer is also his waifu
>having a waifu at all
You're waifu a shit, and so is attempting to get your post right three times.

>>27534540
>>27534547
>>27534556

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>>27534563

>>27534563
>>27534528
Exactly why you are not a god.
>>27534563
>Not having a waifu
What are you,gay?

>>27534563
>>27534528
Brilliant use of language to convey why saying no warrents this.
You can't be a god,as you weren't apart of the 1000th post
Also
>Not having a waifu

>>27534588
Fucking update times

>>27534588
>>27534612
Saying it twice doesn't improve the concept. Being dead also shows your mindset is not a succeeding one. You have no power in this land, young one, for I hold the essence of a power greater than godliness.
And that power is being an asshole; it may sound like a joke, but you'd be surprised at how far I've gotten by being an asshole in every situation. Hell, I even surpassed my own assholery (see Mecha-Manhorse).

As for my waifu, I used to have a real one, but things turned to shit. I'd rather not discuss it.

>>27534663
Nice meme
As you always say

You're still no god.

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>>27534663
Tell us your waifu,

Twifag here, from before the mutation.
Who's your waifu, /dungeon/?

>>27534910
I'm sure you all know already who my waifu is.

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>>27534910
Forgot Pic

>>27534918
Applejack?

>>27533883
That's simple.
The god of Fruit.

>>27534951
No

Farmhorse is worst pone

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>>27534951
Aryanne

>Over 1000 posts on the official.
Holy fucking shit.

>>27535171
We became gods

Me,Jack,Useless,Springtrap,and Andrew

>>27535247
Ok.

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>>27534586
Andrew if you truly wish to be a god then you must learn to art of Photoshop

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>>27535770
Fucking saved.

>>27535770
Saved

>>27534910
I don't really have a waifu, but if I had to choose one it'd be Applejack.

>>27535007
I mean,you haven't even acsended to heaven

And you didn't contribute to the 1000th post.

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>>27535871
I Contributed by Building up to the 100th.
Besides, what makes you think you're in heaven?
We're already in hell.

>>27534910
Luna.

It's impossible for me to resist the adorableness

>>27535960
....
Because...

Spiral Staircase

>>27535770
Fukken saved

>>27536050
Rhinoceros Beetle

>>27536065
Ruins street

>>27536084
Rhinoceros beetle

>>27536111
Via dolorosa

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>>27536050
I want Big Mac to split my ass wide open.
Also please don't tell me we are doing this again?

>>27536127
NOT DOING THIS AGAIN.

>>27536127
No

I'm only proving to Fruit that he cannot be a god
>>27536124
Rhinoceros beetle

>>27536142
Singularity point

>>27536156
Giotto

>>27536165
Angel

NOT
AGAIN

>>27536178
Hydrangea

>>27536188
Rhinoceros beetle

>>27536196
Singularity point

>>27536209
Secret Emperor!

MADE IN HEAVEN!

NEW THREAD
>>27536240
>>27536240
>>27536240

>>27536253
Bunp

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Okay here it is:

The Main Gods:
I'm the goddess of Communism.I'm the leader of the gods here.
Jack is the god of War and Snow.
Spring is the god of High Quality Rips.
Andrew is the goddess of Lust and Nazism
Useless is the god of Japanese Emoticons.

Now for minor gods:
Manhorse is the minor god of crafting
Fruit is the minor god of fruit

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Bamp

Memes.

>>27538876
The dankest.