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Equestrian Dungeon: Spotlight Edition

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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.

Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn

Version: 1.4
Recent updates: /inv now relocates to this link: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE

For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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>>27508817
"Let's double time this shit."
Work on the Energy Sword/Silver Coins as quick as possible, with the corrected errors.
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>>27508817
Give Andrew diplomatic belly rubs
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>>27508817
Come back from my Medusa statue state
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>>27508817
Look around for doors and passages.
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>>27508837
>The 2.5th Manhorse works on the Energy Sword without proper precautions... (1/7)

>>27508864
>Diplomatic belly rubs were given.

>>27508867
>Morky breaks out of the statue.

>>27508880
>Krono looks around for more doors and passages, but finds none.
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>>27508971
Look around
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>>27508971
Oh, no, I meant, like, do the recipe, now that the errors HAVE been corrected, not doing it with the errors themselves.

Keep working anyway.
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>>27508971
Follow Glim.
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>>27508971
Follow Morky whilst dragging that BFG
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>>27508977
>Morky looked around, and found a wooden door straight in front of him. There was another one behind him.

>>27508983
I meant your rubber gloves.
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (2/7)

>>27509018
>Krono is following Starlight.

>>27509032
>Starlight is following Morky, with the BFG 9000 in tow.
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>>27508864
Mmmmmmm. A little higher please.
*Enjoys the belly rubs*
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>>27509035
Go into the door behind me.

Can we add a name to my technique where I levitate my shield, run and jump off it and bash the enemy with my rake?
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>>27509035
Bellyrub Andrew again in a higher spot
>>27509040
Fine,fine
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>>27508971
Continues to lay on back.
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>>27509052
Mmmmmm. Thank you.
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>>27509035
I posted that in the previous thread; use the Anime Poster for light protection.

Keep working.
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>>27509035
Gently pat Andrew's head.
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>>27509035
Teleport to Manhorse, and help him with the Energy sword and stuff.
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>>27509136
Mmmmm.
*Nuzzles your hand in attempts to get more petting*
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>>27509172
>hand
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>>27509172
>hand
A-anthro
IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>27509042
Sure.
>Morky enters the wooden door behind him, and finds a wooden door straight ahead, and darkness to his left and to his right.

>>27509052
>>27509058
>This happens.

>>27509090
>The 2.5th Manhorse finds a use for that anime poster. (3/7)

>>27509136
>Krono assists in the diplomatic rubbings.

>>27509153
>Jack Frost helps Manhorse with the Energy Sword... (3.5/7)

>>27509172
>hand
Where do you think we are?
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>>27509220
Keep helping.
Oh, and I guess it was a good choice to sleep in.
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>>27509220
Go through door

Let's call it "Death From Above"
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>>27509172
>hand
...i have no hands.
>>27509220
More head pats.
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>>27509220
Head pat Krono
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>>27509220
Keep working.
"So Vinyl; you come here often?"
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>>27509242
I meant hoof, sorry.
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>>27509260
Are you literally a pedo right now?
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>>27509275
Don't do that....

A most unpleasant experience will start if you go that far.
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>>27509274
I'm not trying to argue, but mini-Vinyl isn't a kid, Glimglam. It's just a small Vinyl.
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>>27509228
>Jack Frost continues to help... (4/7)

>>27509239
Custom move name set.
>Morky enters the wooden door that lies in front of him. Here, he finds a BarrelBot guarding some sort of picture.

>>27509242
>>27509253
>>27509275
>It's getting disgusting.

>>27509260
>"Well, seeing as this is the only building I have been in for the past few years, I guess you could say that." (5/7)
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>>27509291
We don't really know the age

I just assumed...
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>>27509220
Takes a nap.
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>>27509296
Takes a nap.
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>>27509296
Do Death from above on the Barrel Bot, except with attacking do a glory kill by slamming the canons together and destroying it's head.
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>>27509296
Go over to Morky and sneak around the bot to look at image

Oh and take the BFG with me
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>>27509296
Keep working.
>>27509297
Well, hey, I just always thought it was a pocket-sized adult Vinyl.
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>>27509329
So does someone play the part of Vinyl?
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>>27509296
take in my surroundings
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>>27509296
Put Andrew on my back while she sleeps. Go to Morky and attack the BB
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>>27509274
Bigger than a chicken, good for a dickin.

>>27509296
>the joke
>her head
"Well, it could be worse, you could have ended up in the wasteland. Or a radiated field. Or with Dr. Cross. Or in Philadelphia."

Finish up the sword.
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>>27509363
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for cock
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>>27509338
Nah. It's Lawsmen's doing.
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>>27509344
Hey I want to sleep on your back.....
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>>27509379
You can once Andrew wakes up, which should be pretty soon
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>>27509372
>>27509372
Pedophilia. Not even once.
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>>27509402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0
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>>27509372
Not in her teens, good for the beans.
If she still likes gamin', she's good for the gay men.
If the pussy is tighter, call in Dan Schneider.
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>>27509300
>>27509311
>Takes a nap with digits.

>>27509315
>Morky attacked the BarrelBot with "Death from Above!" He landed a critical hit! {CRITICAL!}

>>27509327
>Starlight sneaks the BRG around Morky's battle to try to look at the image. It appears to be some sort of framed piece of paper...

>>27509329
>Jack Frost keeps working... (5.5/7)

>>27509339
>Useless takes it all in.

>>27509344
>Krono, being weighed down by Andrew, wakes her up as he attacks the BarrelBot with the Bat-tle Axe! Damage ensues.

>>27509363
>The 2.5th Manhorse is almost done... (6.5/7)

Morky and company suddenly attacked the BarrelBot!
The BarrelBot fired its shoulder cannon at Morky! He took substantial damage.
Warning! Morky is low on HP!
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>>27509418
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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>>27509424
Finish up the sword.
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>>27509424
Charges at barrel bot and slams into it's chest in attempts to knock it over.
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>>27509424
Fire BFG at Bot
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>>27509424
Whew lad.

I push the barrel bot over

If i die I want it to be like in Super Smash Bros: Brawl
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>>27509424
"Sounds like Morky is getting assblasted."
Get to work on the Silver Coins.
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>>27509424
Is there an available list of statues, or people that haven't been here/don't plan on coming back?
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>>27509424
goto location @ morky
inquiry morky 'help?' y/n
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>>27509424
Wings of Healing 2 on Morky
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>>27509436
>Jack Frost finished the Energy Sword! (7/7)
The Farmers' Revenge II was dropped to compensate inventory room.

>>27509443
>Andrew charged at the BarrelBot, and slammed into its chest with all his might! He dealt a decent amount of damage.

>>27509451
>Starlight unleashed the BFG on the BarrelBot! It took insane damage! {CRITICAL!}

>>27509458
>Morky tipped the assblasted BarrelBot over.

>>27509460
I assume you would use more of the laser pistol power to malleate the silver?

>>27509467
Coming up.

>>27509484
>Useless is a tad late.

>>27509497
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Morky! He recovered some energy.

You won!
Morky, Krono, Andrew and Starlight gained 22 EXP.
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>>27509601
Equip Energy sword
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>>27509601
Take a quick look at the Sword stats.
>>27509607
Or maybe not. I guess teleport to >>27509035
(Morky), and go straight?
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>>27509607
Hold your horses (kek). You have the BFG already, and considering you need to drag one, I can assure you that you don't have space for another item. Besides, I see what you're doing, and you're not in that room.
>>27509601
Keep the sword, inspect it's stats.
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>>27509607
>Starlight immediately unequipped the Silver Chariot, and equipped the Energy Sword!

>>27509620
>Jack Frost teleported to Morky... Somewhat.
Energy Sword - ATK +11, DEF +1, SPD -2
Electrical weapon
Weak to fire,ice
Resistant to metal

>>27509628
>Andrew applebucks the smoked BarrelBot where it stands. It falls over with a comical CRASH.
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>>27509649
Give Energy Sword to Morky and re-equip Silver Chariot
>>27509642
Again,fuck off.
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>>27509649
Check out the door straight ahead?
>+11 Attack and +1 Defense
WEW
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>>27509601
Sits down.
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>>27509649
I lay down and lay on my back with my shield over my stomach.
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>>27509649
>>27509658
Equip energy sword I guess
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>>27509649
Right, I'll be equipping the BFG then, if she has the sword.
>>27509658
Well, I don't see how my post elicits that response, but alright, I'm willing to let it slide. I was talking about armor upgrades in the unofficial, and I have a recipe brewed up; do you want it, considering you're the 2nd best tank?
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>>27509681
Actually, now Morky has it. You probably ain't seeing that sword again.
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>>27509681
Again,fuck off
Why would I want anything to do with you?

Also you can't equip a generator(?)
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>>27509658
>Starlight unequipped the Energy Sword, and re-equipped the Silver Chariot.

>>27509659
>Jack Frost finds that the door straight ahead is the room that Morky and friends are currently in.

>>27509660
>Andrew sits down.

>>27509665
>>27509672
>Morky unequipped the Rake, and equipped the Energy Sword.

>>27509681
>The 2.5th Manhorse acquires possession of the BFG 9000.
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>>27509708
Welp. Teleport to >>27509220 (Morky), and light up the left dankness.
>>27509681
I heard armor upgrades.
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>>27509706
Hey Starlight do you think there's a transformation spell that could give me either a unicorn horn or pegasus wings?
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>>27509708
/stats
>>27509717
I'll get those to you in just a few turns, there's one or two things I need to do before I make anything else.
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>>27509717
Thanks pal

>>27509708
I guess go left
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>>27509708
Continues sitting.
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>>27509726
>Transformation spell
>Turns you into a unicorn or Pegasus
Oh, if only you knew.
>>27509732
Alright.
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>>27509708
Also I'll be gone for a while
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>>27509717
Armor upgrades....

Considering I can use it to benefit future goals....fuck it why not

But I'm only letting Krono do it.

>>27509681
Also how the fuck is that true
>>
sit in the lotus position
close eyes and focus inward
let my mind become still and clear as the ocean before a storm
breathing slowly and rhythmically
concentrate on the solarplexes chakra
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>>27509745
>But I'm only letting Krono do it.
I expected nothing less.
>Also how the fuck is that true.
What are you referring to in that reply?
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>>27509762
How am I the second best tank
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>>27509717
>Jack Frost explored the darkness to the left. Here, he found darkness in all directions.

>>27509732
/stats
(22)JAF-1/6293 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(19)FRU-1/5117 H3 R3 E2 (E: Bayonet, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(14)STC-1/2623 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (E: Royal Flush, Vest, LED Lantern) (KOs: 2)
(12)KRO-0/2163 H2 R1 T1 (E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(7)MOR-0/854 La Sa Sb (Gl) (E: Energy Sword, Medieval Shield, Stoneguard Armor)
(7)USL-1/762 Ac Sc (E: Nothing)
(3)T25-0/187 (E: The Cat's Tail)
(7)STL-1/826 Ac Sc (E: Crystal Bracelet, Silver Chariot, Violet Charm)
(4)AND-1/256 (E: Nothing)

>>27509734
>Morky is following Jack Frost.

>>27509736
>Andrew continues sitting.

>>27509753
>Uselss is meditating.
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>>27509780
Well, I don't really know. I guess he was talking about your equipment and stuff???
Aren't you level 7 due to you know what?
>>27509791
Look around the Darkness with the LED lantern.
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>>27509791
Go to Useless and meditate with him
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>>27509742
Why what happned? I say raising an eyebrow.
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>>27509791
Ah; according to that /stat chart, Starlight doesn't have any armor on. This...quickens things a bit. Everything is set up the right way.

Fair warning, Lawsmen, the next ten minutes are about to go batshit insane, but I'll explain afterwards.
Equip Iron Armor.
"Useless, run."
Fire BFG 9000 at Starlight, hope for RNGesus to give that nat 20 for the one-hit.
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>>27509791
Follow Jack.

I probably need to upgrade my armour in a few turns, since all I have is Leather Armour Which was Earthly Armour, it gave really good defence. But I don't know what happened to it. I just one day had leather armour instead of it.
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>>27509812
>I say, raising an eyebrow
No.
Anyways, in the tower, on the final floor, I was able to become a Pegasus, and Calvin became a unicorn due to bullshit.
>>27509833
. . . I can already smell the salt.
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>>27509833
MANHORSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>27509833
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
>>27509844
JACK DO SOMETHING
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>>27509848
KRONO HELP
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>>27509849
Well, you said you want us to cover more ground!
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>>27509863
JACK YOU FUCK

I LITERALLY DID NOTHING TO PROVOKE THIS ATTACK
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>>27509871
Listen, if you are lucky, you are only slightly fucked.
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>>27509791
Sorry I'm late everyone

Had shit to do

Anyways...

>>27509833
FUCK ARE YOU DOING??

Run up to Manhorse and cast Square Chain on him
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>>27509849
You've been increasingly angry and attempting to start conflicts for two weeks; I'm afraid I can't let you injure the solid flow the game has had yet again. If it makes you feel any better, your stuff will be donated to the party instead of me; I just want your physical form. And your magic. Magic is very important too.

>>27509863
KEK

>>27509878
I wouldn't count on that.
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>>27509871
My Vinyl Scratch plush has healing properties, if you die I'll revive you.
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>>27509878
She has no armour.
She is level 7.
She is going to get annihilated.
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>>27509886
...
I got a spell for this kind of problem.
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>>27509891
Krono....

I don't want to die again....

Please help
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>>27509889
ARE YOU LITERALLY A SCHIZOPHRENIC ASSHOLE?

ALL I DID WAS ARGUE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I don't deserve this....
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>>27509795
>Jack Frost looks around. Here, he finds a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead. There is a dead end to his left.

>>27509798
>Starlight is meditating with Useless.

Here we go.

>>27509833
I know what you're trying to do.
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Starlight with the BFG 9000! She took definite electrical damage, but not enough to warrant a 1-hit KO.

>>27509835
>Krono is following Jack Frost.

>>27509886
>Ember cast Square Chain on The 2.5th Manhorse! All three attacks missed.

Everything begins to slow down...?
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>>27509925
Welp.
I know what's going to happen, and I don't like it.
Go into the right wooden door.
You going to do what I think you are going to do, Lawsmen?
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>>27509925
Oh shit are they back?

SQUARE CHAIN THAT BACKSTABBING CUNT NAMED MANHORSE
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>>27509886
Ah, I forgot about you entirely. As it seems, the communist regime is pretty fucked right now. If you cease attacking after the next post, I'll spare you the trouble of having to die.

>>27509925
"You...how the fuck did you manage to miss three pun-- ah, you know what, I don't care anymore."
Let's go point blank rape with the BFG 9000; she's getting the full treatment.
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>>27509925
DEUS EX MACHINA
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>>27509942
But....

I didn't do anything to warrent an attack on my life...
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>>27509925
If I die my Vinyl Plush will revive me before consuming itself and burning up.
*Attempt to Applebuck Manhorse in the head, in hopes to knock him*
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>>27509925
Acute chain that BFG whatever
>>27509952
Why the fuck should I sit around and do nothing as you kill an innocent person?
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>>27509980
>person
You mean pony.
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>>27509958
>>27509745
>>27509706
>>27509658
A while back you said the game didn't run on me; this is true, in a way, I can't control the rules. But I can control the system. I'll explain after the massacre if you still don't seem to get it.
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>>27509998
You literal psychopath
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>>27510013
>>27509998
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>>27510023
Accurate
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>>27509998
Explain, now.
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>>27509939
>Jack Frost enters the wooden door to the right. Here, he finds another wooden door to his left, and more darkness ahead.

>>27509940
>Starlight cast Square Chain on The 2.5th Manhorse! One of the three attacks landed.

>>27509952
>The 2.5th Manhorse tried to fire the BFG 9000, despite it not having any time to charge! He still dealt electrical damage to Starlight, albeit not very much.

>>27509956
That is actually a spell in the game for Earth ponies.

>>27509961
>Andrew attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with an applebuck to the mid-region! She dealt mediocre damage.

>>27509980
>Ember cast Acute Chain on the BFG 9000! One of the two attacks landed.

Time is coming to a standstill...?
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>>27510057
"GOD-DAMNIT."
Try to open the left wooden door.
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>>27510057
DIO-sama.You have come to rescue me.

Acute chain Mancunt's BFG while screaming

MUDAMUDAMUDA
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>>27510057
Grab Manhorse in a choke hold and stab his back
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>>27510057
Earth pones can cast a spell to create a Deus Ex Machina to save themselves?
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>>27510057
Attempt to Applebuck Manhorse in the face.
*I yell "These are marching legs motherfucker!"*
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>>27510057
"Fuuuck, iiiiit's theeeee doooctooooor agaiiiiin!"
Reel the gun back and smash that shit into Ember's skull/neck, place both my front hooves onto Glimmer, who should be on the ground from the chain of events, and if I can use my horn, force Andrew away with as much magic force as I can muster. Multitasking is the shit.
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>>27510057
I was the Anon.
>>27510106
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>>27510057
Join the party, and while in the middle of an insult, panic.
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>>27510140
Fruit

Please help me,Andrew,and Starlight
I dunno why,but Manhorse suddenly attacked her
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>>27510158
It's a very simple reason, and if you gave me a turn or two without you ambushing me, I'd give you an explanation.
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>>27510188
No, I already know why you are doing it. It's because Glimglam is a obstacle in your place to make that one robot thing or whatever.
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>>27510188
What kind of bullshit excuse is that?

Can't you explain NOW?!
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>>27510200
Try to move in the slowed down time.
"NOPE."
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>>27510066
>Jack Frost is having a little trouble with that door.

>>27510076
>Starlight tried to cast Acute Chain, but...

>>27510094
>Ember tried to pull a Brutus, but...

>>27510099
It's the very last spell they learn.

>>27510106
>Andrew tried to attack Manhorse with another applebuck, but...

>>27510110
>The 2.5th Manhorse tried to simultaneously kill three ponies at once, but...

>>27510140
>Fruitanon is here, but...

"Boy howdy, you ponies just can't keep your hooves off each other!"
>Dr. Cross trots into the room, with two more guards following close behind wheeling in another purple slowdown machine.
"It's actually quite convenient that you two are brawling again. We have both of your counterparts already in contempt, and I feel that now is a better time than ever to test some technology out on you punks."
>Dr. Cross trots over to Andrew, and stares menacingly into her eyes.
"Foxtrot, retrieve the ice filly from the right corridor."
>The guard on the left responds with a more collected "Aye, Sir;" then leaves the room in pursuit of Jack Frost.
Repost for small error.
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>>27510200
"Who the fuck are you?"
I say to them
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>>27510213
>>27510220
>>
You're all fucking idiots.
STOP KILLING EACHOTHER!
If Manhorse wants to make his uranium powered fucking dildos, let him! Break it down if it becomes harmful to the game arty!
And Manhorse, stop attacking the fucking team!
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>>27509833
>Useless, run
sorry, I will not
do what you must
I will not move
focus on the throat chakra
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>>27510220
Turn to Dr.Cross and say

"You...."
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>>27510196
Oh, no. I would never kill somebody that inconveniences just me only, unless they were breaking things. Hold that thought, Dr. Douche is here.

>>27510197
No, hold on, the doctor is in.

>>27510200
"Hey Doctor Cocktor, I think you would be quite impressed with MY latest technology. It shrinks the penis of whoever is the victim. Oh wait, it seems you've already used it twenty times!"
"Nah, but really though, you're pretty fucking dead now."
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>>27510220
Stop fighting and look at Dr.Cross.
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>>27510220
Really? Also,
>Ice filly
>Filly
>Jack Frost
Kek
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>>27510242
>>27510220
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>>27510220
Sneak into the room behind the purple slow-down machine. I wasn't in the room at the time so I wouldn't be affected by the machine.
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>>27510255
Oh shit the hero arrives
Crack that machine like a glass dildo
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>>27510250
Kek
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>>27510220
Turn to the doc with an emotionless fruit expression.
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>>27510213
>>27510229
>Jack Frost tries to avoid Guard Foxtrot's grasp, but fails and is hauled into the slowdown room.

>>27510233
>Useless is having trouble focusing on any chakras at the moment.

>>27510250
Yeah.

>>27510255
>Suitcase tries to sneak into the room with the slowdown machine, but the machine traps her anyway.

>>27510228
>>27510241
>>27510249
>>27510302
>>27510242
>Dr. Cross watches as Suitcase and Jack Frost are added to the conglomeration of time-stopped ponies.
"The fact of the matter is, we have been watching your actions since you were on ground level. In fact, we know exactly who you are, and you know who we are because of the monitor outside the torpedo testing area."
>Dr. Cross looks at Jack Frost.
"Your actions as of late have proven futile to our procedures, and as such, you are no longer needed by DKM Enterprises. However, the work we do here is top-secret, and as such, no word of this can be said to the public."
>Dr. Cross averts his gaze to the twirling Suitcase.
"Seeing as how you lot aren't the most trustworthy of subjects, we have no choice but to exterminate each and every one of you in this room as soon as possible."
>Dr. Cross stares into Ember's eyes.
"But I'm a kind stallion, and I'll give you maggots the pleasure of picking your poison."
>The group can see the other guard installing a lockable door with something akin to The Manhorse's Hyper-Eye system.
"Everyone, I would like you to pick who should live: Manhorse or Starlight?"
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>>27510302
If you know Hitlerspimp, that's actually how I imagine you. I imagine you just like Hitlerspimp but with a fruit bowl head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H80rdhoequU
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>>27510321
"...Manhorse."
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>>27510321
........Manhorse.
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>>27510321
"Why not both?"
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>>27510352
Andrew how could you?
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>>27510275
I.....I'm sorry. I always had a thing for both you and Krono.
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>>27510321
Remain Silent.
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>>27510321
Starlight
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>>27510375
It isn't too late

Please

Think about all of the times I helped you out
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>>27510370
Pssst. I just thought of something. Here take my Vinyl Plushie! I whisper hastily.
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>>27510375
>>27510400
Don't listen to her. Think of the potential Manhorse has.
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>>27510321
Stealthily pass Starlight my Vinyl Plush.
>Note: My Vinyl Plush has healing properties and can revive ONE living being before being completely consumed.
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>>27510321
"I suppose voting for myself would be a given, but I feel the need to anyway. But WHY build a gigantic fucking tower if you just killed everyone anyway? It makes literally no sense at all! Why not just smack the Floor 26 boss at the entrance and call it a day? Why build a tower at all?! Just brainwash the public, for god's sake, it's not that hard! What the fuck is your staff doing all day to be this dense?"
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>>27510412


Okay...
>>27510418
Don't listen to Jack

He just wants Manhorse's shit and nothing more
Manhorse has proven himself to be a threat to the entire party
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>>27510321
I assume the party is going to be halved...
If there is a tie, either both will die or both will live...
"Starlight." That'll bring it to a tie.
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>>27510321
Oh and I vote for myself since Manhorse can do it too
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>>27510440
I don't want only just his stuff.
I want the party to win.
I want to beat these bastards.
The stuff is a plus, but still.
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>>27510440
He actually has none of my shit on him, as far as I can remember. In fact, YOU were the one who took both my crafted items, faggot.
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>>27510442
"Krono..I don't want to lose you again"
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>>27510453
When did you get so Pro-Manhorse, Jack? You used to be pretty neutral.
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>>27510453
I don't think we can Jack, this is real life not some little colt's tale.
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>>27510462
I'm terribly sorry

Didn't you say that your items were to benefit ALL of us?
>>27510470
This
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>>27510470
>>27510482
Why should I answer that? Oh, wait, I know why. It's because he is the better one.
>>27510478
Real life? This isn't real life. It's a game. EXP, stats, monsters. We either win or lose. I rather win.
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I hate to sound like a Nazi, but....
Jacks right.
Manhorse is the more valuable player.
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>>27510321
I offer my life that both Starlight and Manhorse should both live
besides...my name says it all
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>>27510506
Roleplaying? I thought that was against the rules. Oh well.
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>>27510358
"Fuck it, I choose Manhorse. That way there's less arguing and we can actually have a decent boss fight."
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>>27510511
...

Well looks like I have nothing to look forward to...
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>>27510482
I benefit the people I trust. And that's everyone except you, Andrew, and Ember.
Also, you got cucked. Andrew and Ember come soon after.

>>27510506
You can't "roleplay" on /mlp/ (ex. being *teleports behind you*), but you can interact with the game itself. There's a very thin line we're trying not to cross.
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>>27510521
SUITCASE YOU LITERAL FUCK

WHY CANT YOU STAY NEUTRAL

FRUIT,WHY CANT YOU SUPPORT YOUR DRAGON WAIFU OR WHATEVER

JACK,WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY STOP BEING NEUTRAL?
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>>27510321
>>27510521
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>>27510527
Fun? I am having fun. The fighting we are having because of arguments that Manhorse and Glimglam have are not fun.
>>27510533
Do you see me as "True Neutral" in your alignment chart? No, I'm Lawful Neutral.
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>>27510522
*Hugs You*
ok don't worry when you die the plush will revive you.... I...I don't want you to die because I have feelings for both you and Krono...... if he doesn't kill you a second time.... and I die... don't let Krono die ok? I whisper.
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>>27510346
>>27510352
>>27510437
>>27510521

>Dr. Cross is emotionless.
"Hm. You've made your choice."


>...


"Golf, dispose of Starlight. Foxtrot, call in 'Op B.'"
>Both guards do as they are told, both removing Starlight from the scene and having a giant black box wheeled in.
"Oh, you guys will love this. This invention was the pinnacle of our technology three floors ago, and I assure that you guys will have the time of your life... Especially since it'll be your last."
>Dr. Cross grins at The 2.5th Manhorse.
"In fact, we didn't have to help the inventor with this at all -- he built it with his own hooves!"
"I call this Model D2_4585 -- The Mechanical Manhorse."
"Have fun, you twats."
>Dr. Cross leaves the room, taking the seized Starlight and the slowdown machine out with him. Guard Golf then locks himself, Foxtrot, and the Mecha-Manhorse inside the picture room.

Jack Frost and company v. Mecha-Manhorse and cohorts!
Mecha-Manhorse is initializing...
Guard Foxtrot used a shield-generating device on the Mecha-Manhorse!
The Mecha-Manhorse's body was envloped with a 3-hit physical shield!
Guard Golf sounded a war cry!
Guard Golf, Guard Foxtrot, and the Mecha-Manhorse's SPD rose by 5!
This is the choice you made.
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>>27510552
....

Take good care of Krono if the plush doesn't work...
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>>27510566
Cast levitation beta on the two Guards, and chuck them at the Mecha-Manhorse.
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>>27510569
*Finishes hug*
Oh Celestia, why... I will Starlight.... I promise.
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>>27510566
LITERALLY FUCKING HELL


THE REASON I MADE A NEW CHARACTER WAS TO START ANEW

NOT TO GET BETRAYED BY THE PARTY

.....

I just can't deal with this bullshit
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>>27510566
Body slam Guard Golf, and I don't mean charge into him, I mean throw my entire body at him.
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>>27510566
Healing Wind III on the most currently damaged.
Prepare for a fight.
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>>27510533
I never thought I would see keyboard rage on 4chan. That usually happens on Twitch. And Minecraft.

>>27510427
>>27510552
You can't add notes to your shit, by the way. The plush is simply a plush, and it has to stay that way. I can't say
>Note: The BFG 9000 can have a 25% one-hit KO chance,
Or something shitty like that.

>>27510566
"...I'm impressed and scared at the same time."
Walk up to Mecha-Manhorse.
"Manhorse, I have something dark to tell you; I'm actually you from the future. And as it turns out, the suit you made can divide by zero. No shit, try it out."
Speech check, hope it works.
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>>27510566
Just sit somewhere far from the fight and do nothing
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>>27510566
Attempt to do an Applebuck chain on Guard Golfs face.

Also Laws, do you think you could let the plush activate when Starlight is executed?
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>>27510589
if you ask me the game have changed far to much from the tower
it use to be about exploring and bashing enemies
but now is a goddamn daytime soap opera
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>>27510566
Welp. Time to kill a fucking robot.
Attack Mecha Manhorse.
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>>27510589
Get fucked and get out. If you make a new character, I'll spawnkill you just for the FRS decline.

>>27510617
1. You can't do that. It goes against the game law.
2. Revival works in unconsciousness, but Star's fucking dead. Plush figures can't fix dead.
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>>27510640
Manhorse

I swear I will avenge Starlight

She never deserved any of this

All she did was argue with you
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>>27510640
Maybe I only said that to comfort Starlight in her final moments. Lying is good sometimes.
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The Mecha-Manhorse is ready to go!
The Mecha-Manhorse opened the battle by attacking Ember with a metallic slam! She took tons of damage! {CRITICAL!}

>>27510579
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Beta on Goard Golf and Foxtrot, and threw them at the Mecha-Manhorse! The Mecha-Manhorse's shield negated the damage dealt, while the guards took damage respectively.

>>27510591
>Suitcase body-slammed into Guard Golf with all his might! He dealt moderate damage.

>>27510595
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on Morky! He recovered a lot of energy.

>>27510603
>The 2.5th Manhorse speech-checks Mecha-Manhorse. It says with a Chrysalis-esque tone;
"Get fucked, asshat."
>It then proceeds to slam him to the ground, and scratch his midsection with a blade reminiscent of the Frostfang. He takes damage, yes.
The 2.5th Manhorse is bleeding!

>>27510608
>Ember is hiding...

>>27510617
No.
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with an applebuck to the face! The enemy took moderate damage.

>>27510628
The time of reckoning might have come.

>>27510637
>Krono attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Bat-tle Axe, but its shield negated the damage! The Mecha-Manhorse did counter, however, with a metallic strike! He took damage.

Guard Golf rolled a grenade at The 2.5th Manhorse! Watch out!
Guard Foxtrot fired beams at Andrew and Jack Frost! They both took moderate heat damage.
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I'm gonna upgrade my weapon soon..
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>>27510658
Ah ah ah-- I have both the sword and the BFG now. Coming even close to me would kill the whole party with another Dr. Cross intervention.
>>27510669
A reasonable point, I suppose, but why lie? She'll never know in three minutes.
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>>27510669
Well all I can see now is that Manhorse is a sadistic maniac who somehow manipulated Jack or something
>>27510696
Continue to not be apart
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>>27510696
Cast levitation alpha on the Grenade, and chuck it at Guard Golf.
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>>27510696
Expect Jack to throw the grenade back at the guards.
Terrorism Wing III On Robot.
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>>27510708
He didn't manipulate me.
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>>27510696
Applebuck Guard Wolf with all the might I can muster. Try to hit the head.
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>>27510702
Fuck you

Go ahead and kill me

It's only proving what Star and Morky have been saying
>>27510715
Well it sure as hell looks like it
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>>27510696
Plunge the Royal Flush into the skull of Guard Foxtrot.
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>>27510696
Okay, use the Silver Chariot to carve a hole at the bottom of the handle of the Bat-tle Axe. The hole should be as large as the grip of the Silver Chariot. Then slot the Silver Chariot's grip into the hole. This should create the Bat-tle Chariot, a weapon that is half Axe, half Rapier.
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>>27510702
I thought if she was at least half confident in the plushes false abilities it would allow her a some what peace full death. She deserved a lot more than any of us could have given her, but at least I could comfort her.
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>>27510696
"No? Eh, worth a shot. While you're here, check out what items were behind Door #2."
Yank the Energy Sword out from Morky's hooves and slice the robot fucker.
If we play our cards right, we may be able to get the Mechsuit back.
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>>27510696
just sit in the middle of the room quietly
if it must come so be it
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Maybe Law will save me in the end

Maybe not

No more unofficial shit

Unless it is wanted

Maybe I'll make a new character

But hell since Manhorse is sadisic as fuck he will just kill me
>>27510745
Thanks anyways.....
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>>27510752
Manhorse I was only defending my friend, can we please have truce, if nothing else a truce would increase both of our survival chances.
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>>27510769
Welcome.
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The Mecha-Manhorse converted its front left hoof into a gun, and fired bullet after bullet at Fruitanon! He took damage from 6 of the 10 bullets fired.

>>27510708
>Ember continues to ignore the battle.

>>27510709
>Jack Frost chucked the grenade back at Guard Golf using Levitation Alpha!

>>27510712
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.3 on the Mecha-Manhorse! The Mecha-Manhorse's DEF fell by 35 for the next turn!

>>27510717
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with another apple-buck! He took minor damage.

>>27510724
>Suitcase attacked Guard Foxtrot with the royal Flush! He just clipped the enemy.

>>27510741
>Krono decides that now is the time to craft.
Error: Silver Chariot is still in Starlight's possession.

>>27510752
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Energy Sword, but its shield negated the damage!
The Mecha-Manhorse's shield was broken!

>>27510765
>Useless is idle.

Guard Golf cast Shield Alpha on the Mecha-Manhorse!
The Mecha-Manhorse's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield!
Guard Foxtrot passed Guard Golf a slice of bread!
Guard golf's energy rose!
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>>27510844
Cast Obtuse chain on the mech to destroy the shield.
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>>27510844
Applebuck Guard Golf.
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>>27510844
Alright this is getting nowhere.
FUCK UP GOLF
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>>27510844
Swap myself with Guard Golf, and stab Guard Foxtrot
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>>27510844
"Aw shit, it's the DAMNSON 2.0! Hold that thought, though."
Take a running charge and thrust the electric spikes into Golf's ribcage.
"YOU need to stop making shields, bud."
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>>27510722
Ember please help, what about FruitAnon? Don't you care about him?
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>>27510844
look around for a way out of this chaos
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>>27510844
Well shit.
Attack Mecha Manhorse
Once it's shield is down, someone should use the Foam Bomb on it.
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>>27510861
>>27510892
>>27510896
GUYS!
Let's think about this!
Shitfuck over there's just gonna keep tossing shields down.
Target Golf!>>27510896
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>>27510886
I'm not really feeling it....
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>>27510917
There'll be more then a banana up your ass in the end of this if you don't, Sweetie.
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>>27510930
Again

Not feeling it...
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>>27510944
You'll be feeling it soon enough.
Painfully.
Up more then one orifice.
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>>27510958
Sure sure whatever
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The Mecha-Manhorse flashed its eyes, and fired beams at Andrew and Jack Frost! They both took burning damage.

>>27510861
>Suitcase cast Obtuse Chain on the Mecha-Manhorse! Two of the four attacks landed, and both were blocked by the enemy's shield.

>>27510863
>Andrew applebucked Guard Golf! She barely landed the hit.

>>27510869
>Fruitanon attacked Guard Golf with the Bayonet! He landed a successful hit!

>>27510878
>Jack Frost cast Swap Gamma on himself and Guard Golf! They switched places.

>>27510879
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Guard Golf with the Energy Sword! He landed a precise attack.
The 2.5th Manhorse took damage from his bleeding!

>>27510892
>Useless finds a big way out of this mess in the robot's direction.

>>27510896
>Krono attacked the Mecha-Manhorse once more with the Bat-tle Axe! It was blocked and countered again.
The Mecha-Manhorse's shield was broken!

The grenade went off! Jack Frost took explosive damage.
Guard Golf fired laser beams at Jack Frost and The 2.5th Manhorse! They both took burning damage.
Guard Foxtrot bum-rushed The 2.5th Manhorse! He took even more damage.
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>>27511026
Jump onto Golf and land a hit on his throat/neck.
"Guess you could say that's a hole in one."
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>>27511026
Huh. Throw the Foam Bomb at the Mecha-Manhorse.
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>>27511026
>>27511042
Also, I'm getting pretty fucking roasted here, on top of the damage I took from the previous ambush. I need some healing.
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>>27511026
Run away and lick my wounds.
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>>27511026
Cast vertical chain on Guard Golf.
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>>27511026
Stab Golf again.
Compliment Manhorse on his Pun.
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>>27511026
Hey, umm, Dr. Cross. Look I know you're watching and to be honest I don't want any part of this fight and I don't think Ember does either. Could we, you know , just leave? I'm fine with just walking around this dungeon and fighting random monsters, but this is ridiculous. So how about it?
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>>27511055
Once III Recharges I'll go German Scientist, Don't worry.
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>>27511081
The cock-doc left, and no, we need all hands on deck for the Cross Clashes (at least, that's what I like to call them).

>>27511097
Thanks f.am
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>>27511107
I have no intention of assisting you...ever
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>>27511120
This
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>>27511026
I'm the Anon BTW.
>>27511057


>>27511097
Hey Fruity. Can you heal me to please? These burn wounds aren't a much fun to have, they sting like a mother fucker.
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>>27511151
I have the medigun

I can heal you
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>>27511167
Please do.
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>>27511120
>>27511139
Assistance is not required; as long as you don't some through my path, I won't interfere with yours.

As much as I didn't want to point this out, people bitched last time that I won even though I was Level 7 and Glim was 18; let it be known, I survived a 3v1 at Level 2 with zero skills to help. I'm starting to wonder if I can even be stopped.
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>>27511193
Stop acting like you own the place
>>27511026
Heal Andrew
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>>27511193
>inb4 he dies next turn.
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>>27511193
Manhorse, don't make the situation worse.
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>>27511208
Actually this is a really bad ass fight. I say Manhorses chances of survival is 82.1%
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>>27511220
>worse
This is about as worse as it gets when it comes to conflict; however, I did remove the #1 source this run around.

>>27511236
Try maybe 25-30%, for I have a plan. Trust me on it.
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>>27511193
Just gonna correct you, Fruit and Jack helped you at the BAR incident. At the 3v1 that just happened, RNGsus made most of the attacks miss AND Dr.Cross came in and stopped time not even a quater through the battle.
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>>27511026
Attack Golf.
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>>27511273
>I have a plan. Trust me on it.
Refer to >>27509418
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>>27511273
Did you forget that you are also a source of this conflict

Maybe even worse than Starlight when it comes to salt
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The Mecha-Manhorse cast Spark Alpha!
Suitcase couldn't stop crying!
Fruitanon couldn't stop crying!
Jack Frost couldn't stop crying!
Krono was knocked out from the intensity of the flash!

>>27511042
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Guard Golf with another slash from the Energy Sword! Despite the Manhorse's measures, the guard still stands.

>>27511049
>Jack Frost tossed the Foam Bomb at the Mecha-Manhorse. Nothing happened.

>>27511057
>Aryanne runs near Ember.

>>27511058
>Suitcase cast Vertical Chain on Guard Golf! One out of five attacks landed.

>>27511061
>Fruitanon attacked Guard Golf with the Bayonet! Another great attack was logged.

>>27511202
>Ember sprays the medigun gas on Andrew! He recovered most of the energy he lost.

>>27511294
Krono couldn't move!

Guard Golf downed another loaf of bread and recovered energy!
Guard Foxtrot cast Shield Alpha on the Mecha-Manhorse!
The Mecha-Manhorse's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield!
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>>27511316
Well! Cast heal up beta on Manhorse.
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>>27511316
Healing Wind II On Manhorse.
GUYS
TARGET GOLF
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>>27511316
FUCK.
Also, shoot the bomb once the shield is gone, Jack.
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>>27511316
Plunge the Royal Flush into Guard Golf.
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>>27511316
Applebuck Guard Golf!
>>27511304
Ember we need all hands on deck right now! I yell as I smash my hooves into the Guard.
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>>27511316
Hey guys I'm back from my Adventures in the Mall!....what the fuck is happening
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>>27511316
In my head this is playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag0KtCMlN9U
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>>27511276
Yeah, but Cross comes every time. The fight technically ends when the good doctor shows up, meaning up until that point is when it counts.

>>27511297
Don't worry; it uses roundabout psychology that has high chances of failing. Also known as "what I'm the best at".

>>27511316
Keep holding on aaaaand swing RIGHT THROUGH THE BRAIN!
"Nope."
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>>27511316
walk around the outer wall and tap on it every so often
there might something hidden behind a panel
or a lose panel
or something
maybe a button to nuke everyone in this room
ehheeeheheheheh
that could be fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>27511369
Starlight was killed off
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>>27511369
Long story short: Glimglam got shit on and we're fighting a mini-boss.
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>>27511369
A bad ass boss fight.
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>>27511369
I killed off Starlight, which resulted in a 3v1 (spoiler: I lived), and then Dr. Cross came back with not only two guards but The Second Manhorse gone full robot.
TL;DR We're pretty fucked, go back to the mall where it's safe.
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>>27511373

>>27511369
Miniboss.
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>>27511385
You only say that because of situation

If it were Manhorse you would say the exact same shit
>>27511316
Do absolutely nothing
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>>27511384
You don't know that for sure.
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The Mecha-Manhorse slashed and dashed at Ember! She took astrounding damage.
Ember is bleeding.

>>27511328
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on The 2.5th Manhorse! He recovered some energy.
The 2.5th Manhorse stopped bleeding!

>>27511340
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on The 2.5th Manhorse! He recovered more much-needed energy.

>>27511344
>Krono was able to wake back up!

>>27511345
>Suitcase attacked Guard Golf with the Royal Flush! He dealt a great amount of damage.

>>27511361
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with an applebuck! The guard took more damage.

>>27511373
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Guard Golf once more with the Energy Sword! He landed another excellent attack!

>>27511374
>Useless finds nothing..

>>27511402
>Ember remains idle.
Ember took damage from the bleeding.

Guard Golf threw a grenade at Suitcase! Watch out!
Guard Foxtrot cast Shield Alpha on Guard Golf!
Guard Golf's body was enveloped in a 3-hit physical shield!
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>>27511434
Cast levitation beta on the grenade and Guard Foxtrot, and chuck them at the Mecha Manhorse.
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>>27511434
Heal myself then cast square chain on the closest Manhorse next to me

Doesn't matter which
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>>27511434
I shall not let my Friends be Killed off...I shall fight with Honor! Attack Guard Foxtrot with my hammer!
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>>27511434
Cast Vertical chain on guard golf in an attempt to break his shield.
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>>27511434
gotta FIND a way out
gotta, g-g-g-ggggottaaaa GEt ouT
hahahahaaaHOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE
AAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaHHHhhhhhHHhhHHh
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>>27511434
Stab Golf!
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>>27511434
Body slam Guard Golf!
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>>27511434
Attack Foxtrot
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The Mecha-Manhorse opened fire on Jack Frost with its arm gun! He was hit by 4 of 10 bullets shot.

>>27511443
>Jack Frost tried to cast Levitation Beta, but failed! Didn't recharge completely.

>>27511446
>Ember healed herself with the medigun, then cast Square Chain on The 2.5th Manhorse! 2 of the 3 attacks landed.
Ember took damage from the bleeding!

>>27511456
>Springtrap enters battle by attacking Guard Foxtrot with the Hammer! Damage was taken.

>>27511459
>Suitcase tried to cast Vertical Chain on Guard Golf, but failed! Recharge time is 6 turns.

>>27511461
>Useless goes insane.

>>27511465
>Fruitanon attacked Guard Golf with the Bayonet! His shield negated the damage!

>>27511468
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with a body-slam! He missed.

>>27511506
>Krono attacked Guard Foxtrot with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a very successful hit!

Guard Golf fired laser beams at Ember and Springtrap! They both took burning damage.
Guard Foxtrot passed Guard Golf a slice of bread! He recovered some energy.
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>>27511540
Hm. Cast levitation beta on the Grenade, and the Foam Bomb, and chuck them at Golf
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>>27511540
Do a Heavy Swing attack at Guard Foxtrot.
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>>27511540
"And you wondered why this guy is trying to kill us."
Ignore the attack, let's get a running start and thrust the voltage into Foxtrot.
"And good day to YOU sir!"
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>>27511540
My character is a she, so did I hit?
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>>27511540
STAB GOLF
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>>27511540
Go over to Useless and comfort him

Oh and acute chain the closest Manhorse to me

Doesn't matter who
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>>27511540
Attack Foxtrot again.
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>>27511540
Applebuck Guard Golf (Aiming for the neck).
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>>27511540
ecsape is not possible
panic has set in
blind attacking has been activated
random action generation
last number of post
0 = straight line attack all to east of current position
1 = straight line attack all to north of current position
2 = straight line attack all to south of current position
3 = straight line attack all to west of current position
4 = attack all in 10 feet of current position (field of view only)
5 = incoherent mutterings
6 = hides
7 = runs to furthest area with lest others persent
8 = snaps out of it
9 = passes out
(this should add some fun to the battle)
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>>27511589
HA
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>>27511540
Try to join in the fight and slash at Foxtrot
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>>27511589
Guess your passing out then. XD
Wew Lad actually thought something bad was gonna happen.
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>>27511589
10/10 would pass out again
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>>27511589
Meat shield engaged fuckers
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>>27511620
Good idea.
Also useless is really living up to his name right now.
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>>27511598
>>27511615
>>27511616
>>27511620
w-well I couldn't just make everything attacks
where would the fun in that be?

>>27511629
:^)
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>>27511540
Square chain Guard Golf to break his shield.
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The Mecha-Manhorse kicked the Foam Bomb in Ember's direction, and fired a bullet to set the explosive off! Ember, Krono and Useless took explosive damage!
Warning! Ember is low on HP!

>>27511555
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Beta on the Grenade, and threw it at Guard Golf! It detonated on contact, but its shield negated the damage!
Guard Golf's shield was broken!

>>27511561
>Springtrap attacked Guard Foxtrot with a heavy swing! He landed hefty damage.

>>27511564
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Guard Foxtrot with the Energy Sword! The enemy took moderate damage.

>>27511566
no.

>>27511568
>Fruitanon attacked guard Golf with the Bayonet! He landed a very precise hit.

>>27511575
>Ember attacked The 2.5th Manhorse once more with the Acute Chain! Both attacks landed.

>>27511576
>Krono attacked Guard Foxtrot again with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt very minor damage.

>>27511578
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with an applebuck! She was successful.

>>27511589
>Useless passes out from heat exhaustion.

>>27511602
>Morky wakes up and attacks guard Foxtrot with... With brute force! The guard took damage.

>>27511650
>Suitcase cast Square Chain on Guard Golf! Two of the three attacks landed.

Guard Echo passed Guard Foxtrot a slice of bread!
Guard Foxtrot recovered some energy!
Guard Foxtrot fired laser beams at Andrew and Springtrap! They both took burning damage.
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>>27511661
Cast heal up alpha on Ember.
Now, can you stop attacking the fleshy Manhorse, and attack the robo one?
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>>27511661
Hit Golf with a Swing of Power
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>>27510752
Boy yer in world of trouble now.
Ya killed Starlight now your going to see a whole new side of this moon
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>>27511661
Clear my throat and take side with the guards.
"Gentlemen"
Guard Foxtrot to make it up to him for hitting him
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>>27511678
Shit heal myself
>>27511678
I did say attack the closest Manhorse to me didn't I?
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>>27511661
Applebuck Guard Golf.
Seriously how much can these guy even take! I yell anger and annoyance plain as day in my words.
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>>27511692
You can kill him later. Survival should be our main focus now.
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>>27511692
That's not the point.
Attack the robot.
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>>27511661
Since it was proven I have some, albeit weak, magic, I'm going to try a special move. Literally use the magic to open Golf's asshole as wide as possible (to the point where goatse would be intimidated) and thrust one of the spikes in there. This'll have a giant, electric sword inside their organs and shit, hopefully taking extreme amounts of damage, if not dying then and there.
I give you the Bullshit Blow.

And if it's possible in this turn, move so The Mecha-Manhorse is closer to Ember than me, because apparently he enjoys fucking around.
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>>27511661
the world is darkness and the mind is still broken
panic has not passed
current status : unconcious
I need to wake up
random action generation
last number of post
0 = wakes up [no longer in state of panic]
1 = [disabled]
2 = [disabled]
3 = [disabled]
4 = [disabled]
5 = incoherent mutterings [but not awake]
6 = [disabled]
7 = [disabled]
8 = [disabled]
9 = wakes up [still in a state of panic]
(the last one didn't go so well, let's see what happens next)
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>>27511661
"JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY!"
Terrorism wing III on golf.
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>>27511710
>0 = wakes up [no longer in state of panic]
Okay, time to become useful.
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>>27511710
>goes insane, passes out, and wakes up in 3 turns
Can we just admire whatever the fuck Useless is doing over here for a moment?
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>>27511661
Attack Foxtrot.
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>>27511661
Attack guard Echo.
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>>27511710
RNG made you go through insanity, then had you go to sleep, and then you woke up. Wow.
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>>27511709
Hey keep that fucker away from me
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The Mecha-Manhorse slashed and dashed at Springtrap! He took intense damage!
Springtrap is now bleeding!

>>27511678
>Jack Frost cast Heal Alpha on Ember! She recovered some energy.
Ember stopped bleeding!

>>27511681
>Springtrap attacked Guard Golf with a power swing! He took some damage.

>>27511690
>Morky switches sides!

>>27511692
>Ember sprays more of the medigun gas on herself! She heals herself some more.

>>27511694
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with an applebuck! She finally got rid of the guard.

>>27511709
If only you had levitation magic...

>>27511710
That's not how it works here.

>>27511715
>>27511731
Guard Echo was defeated!

>>27511727
>Krono attacked Guard Foxtrot with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt superb damage.

Guard Foxtrot cast Shield Alpha on himself!
Guard Foxtrot's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield!
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>>27511747
FUCK, I REQUEST HEALS! T-try to hide
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>>27511747
Cast defense up omega on Manhorse, Myself, and Springtrap.
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>>27511747
I swing my Rake at Krono
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>>27511718
>>27511721
>>27511740
I don't know what to say
I'm a bit letdown that literally nothing happened
but them's the breaks
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>>27511710
Words cannot describe my disbelief.
>>27511715
I know what are these things made of right? Aren't they just normal ponies like us but with special armor?
Also you should totally give this a listen. It's really chilled out.
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>>27511747
Use that terror wind III on Fox then.
If I can't, heal wind III on our Manhorse
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>>27511747
Run towards Ember.
There's really nothing I can do to the Mechanical Man Horse.
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>>27511747
>That's not how it works here
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>>27511747
Fuck it


I know what I must do


Assist Morky in the attack of Krono
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>>27511769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmwdgLhaS9w
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>>27511747
Begin to taunt The Second Manhorse.
"Hey, fucker! Come and try my ass without bullets!"
Defensive stance, guard and wait for his rush.
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>>27511795
No don't try killing her please! It was Starlight's last wish that I take good care of her. I say stomping a hoof into the ground, as tears swell in my eyes.
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>>27511747
Start whittling down the mecha-manhorse.
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>>27511812
I don't want to do this


But I have to.
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>>27511747
>>27511762
Death from above attack
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>>27511815
I appreciate the help, but I feel that this boss was my responsibility-- it'd be better if I took the bullet for you.
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>>27511827
>But I have to
Excuse me, what?
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>>27511827
>>27511727
Please stop you two! I say, tears streaming down my face as I'm powerless to actually do anything.
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>>27511834
Uh ok.
>>27511747
>>27511815
Scratch that, use the gauze on springtrap to heal him.
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>>27511795
>>27511812
>>27511827
>>27511852
So hey, I got this fresh new idea; let's not.
>>
The Mecha-Manhorse fired a barrage of bullets at Jack Frost! He was hit by 3 of the 10 bullets fired.

>>27511754
>Springtrap is trying to hide.
Springtrap took damage from the bleeding.

>>27511755
>Jack Frost cast Defense Up Omega on the 2.5th Manhorse, himself, and Springtrap.
The 2.5th Manhorse's DEF rose by 9!
Jack Frost's DEF rose by 7!
Springtrap's DEF rose by 6!

>>27511762
>Morky equipped the Rake, and attacked Krono with said weapon! He took moderate damage.

>>27511772
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.3 on Guard Foxtrot! Guard Foxtrot's DEF fell by 28 for the next turn!

>>27511787
>Andrew ran towards Ember.

>>27511794
You knocked yourself out.

>>27511795
>Ember helps Morky by attacking Krono with the SP/TW! He took severe damage.

>>27511804
>The 2.5th Manhorse eggs on the Mecha-Manhorse.
"As you wish, assface."
>The Mecha-Manhorse slashed and dahsed the 2.5th Manhorse! He took immense damage!
The 2.5th Manhorse was bleeding!

>>27511815
>>27511859
>Suitcase uses some of the gauze on Springtrap!
Springtrap's bleeding eventually stopped...

Guard Foxtrot fired beams at Useless and Andrew! Both of them took burning damage.
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>>27511866
kek
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>>27511878
Use Death from above on Krono
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>>27511878
Attack guard foxtrot
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>>27511866
but this is really entertaining
I've got popcorn and everything
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>>27511878
Cast ZA WARUDO on morky and Ember.
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>>27511878
Steal Embers Medigun and Heal self.
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>>27511878
Acute chain Krono
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>>27511893
Nice one jack!
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>>27511878
Stab foxtrot.
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>>27511878
Lay down on ground in a defeated heap.
"Everything I ever had to is gone now" I mutter to myself.
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>>27511762
>>27511795
Seriously. Why are you two attacking me? I'm disappointed. Especially in you, Ember. Don't make me attack you two back.
>>27511812
I'm a dude.
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>>27511878
Grab The Second Manhorse, and get close to his ear; begin to whisper.
"Want another chance? You're fucked if you stay here until the end, and I have a feeling you don't plan on Cross being alive by the end of the whole thing. I'm going to miss. Fake your death, call it a crit, and meet me at the area where Vinyl is."
Swing the sword near the back of the Mecha-Manhorse's armor, just enough to leave a small 'shwing' sound.
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>>27511878
while that might be true...
....
......
I got nothing but you have to admit that was the least interesting and funniest outcome of RNG in a good while
>>
>>27511905
>>27511885
Really.
>>27511878
Wings of Tradegy on Morky.
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>>27511930
Sorry I'll refer to your character as a he from now on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdRCjaJqbw
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The Mecha-Manhorse started throwing knives! Suitcase, Useless and Andrew were hit... But then said knives were retracted back to their owner!

>>27511885
>Morky used "Death from Above" on Krono! He took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
Warning! Krono is low on HP!

>>27511888
>Suitcase pierced through Guard Foxtrot's shield to fucking destroy the enemy! He took minor damage from the awesomeness, however.

>>27511893
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Omega!
Ember suddenly stopped moving!
Morky wasn't affected by the attack!

>>27511895
>Springtrap pickpocketed Ember's medigun!

>>27511905
Error: You cannot move.

>>27511914
Guard Foxtrot was slain!

>>27511923
>Andrew is now a wreck.

>>27511932
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to talk some sense into the Mecha-Manhorse, but all he gets is
"It'd be best for you to cease and desist."
>The 2.5th Manhorse takes critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
The 2.5th Manhorse took damage from the bleeding.

>>27511935
ye

>>27511941
>Krono cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.1 on Morky! He took minimal damage.
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>>27511975
Shield Bash Krono
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>>27511975
come on wake up roll
(it's still dubs to wake up right?)
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>>27511975
Cast shield alpha on Krono.
>>27511990
How about you stop?
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>>27511975
Ok. What the fuck. Wing of Healing 2 on myself.
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>>27511975
Grab Ember and chock her out Splinter Cell style.
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>>27511975
Terrorism Wing II on Robot
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>>27511975
I'm going to have to Deal with these pesky Traitors first, Do a Charge Slam on Morky's Skull
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>>27511975
My character is emotionally worn out.
Continue to lay in a defeated heap, while quietly sobbing.
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>>27512006
*choke
I choke her out.
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>>27511975
"You could have an entire virtual network at your hooves. Robots to control, communication on infinite scales. I can maintain your armor, health, magic-- you would be unstoppable. DKM would be your bitch in the end."
Hop back, grab the BFG 9000; it should be charged enough for another onslaught if this goes to hell. Guard in a defensive position again.
"Glimmerfag and Starlight were potholes in the road to our success, yes, but that doesn't exist anymore; you did it. You became stronger than her, the party-- you've become stronger than yourself, if that makes any shitload of sense to you. The party is pure again-- so why aren't you?"
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>>27512033
Ok you do realize your talking to a robot that most likely has no complex A.I. right? It most likely can't even understand you.
>>
The Mecha-Manhorse suddenly began floating!
"Okay, faggots. Batter up!"
The Mecha-Manhorse launched three missiles at Krono, Suitcase, and Morky! Watch out!

>>27511990
>Morky shield-bashes Krono! He dishes out significant damage.

>>27511993
Yes.

>>27511994
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on Krono!
Krono's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield!

>>27512000
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself! He recovered some energy.

>>27512006
>>27512031
>Suitcase tries to choke out Ember...

>>27512008
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.2 on the Mecha-Manhorse! The Mecha-Manhorse's DEF fell by 20 for one turn!

>>27512009
>Springtrap attacked Morky with the Hammer! He took significant damage.

>>27512010
>Andrew is toast.

>>27512033
"Pure? The only thing that's pure is Dr. Cross's lab reports."
>The 2.5th Manhorse prepares the BFG 9000 whilst the Mecha-Manhorse unloads on him with some lead! Five of the ten bullets launched hit him.
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>>27512039
>most likely has no complex A.I.
I controlled this character once. He is never lacking complexity; it's what he lives for. It's instinct. Program cannot run without a source, and the human source is the brain. It would be impossible to remove such a thing. The reason he left the party was his temper for the teamkilling, but the source of that is gone now; he just needs convincing that he's won his own battle to move on and begin another one.
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>>27512058
Cast levitation beta on two of the missiles, and chuck them back at the Mecha-Manhorse.
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>>27512058
Roll out of the way of the rockets and Shield Bash Krono again
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>>27512058
Oh ye gods of RNG
Please grant dubs to me 人´∀`)
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>>27512058
Punch the missile(s) back at mecha-manhorse.
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>>27512058
Mighty hammer Strike on Morky
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>>27512058
Attempt to dodge the missiles while attacking Morky
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>>27512058
If I can move,square chain Suitcase
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>>27512073
You fucking idiot, answer my question.
>>27512077
Good job.
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>>27512058
Continue to lay in a defeated manner. Closing my eyes and accepting my inability to do anything. At this point my crying has stopped.
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>>27512092
You ain't moving any time soon. Why are you attacking people?
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>>27512058
stab robot!
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>>27512058
"...You're gone, aren't you? You've been completely tainted by your own system. Nothing I will say or do will fix you because there's nothing left to fix; it's all been deleted."
"...That can be arranged."
Fire BFG 9000, as much as I don't want to damage it.
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>>27512099
Hey Andrew?
~Do you wanna punch a robot?~
~It doesn't have to be a robot~
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>>27512199
It has missiles, and machine guns, no thanks....
I say laying my head back down over my hooves.
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>>27512215
~ok bye~
>>
The Mecha-Manhorse fired a round of bullets at Useless! He was hit by 7 of the 15 bullets fired.
Warning! Useless is low on HP!

>>27512071
>Jack Frost launched two of the missiles back at the Mecha-Manhorse with Levitation Beta! He blocked both of them with his shield.

>>27512073
>Morky dashed into Krono with a shield bash! He took minor damage.

>>27512077
>Useless woke up in the nick of time!

>>27512086
>Suitcase tried to punch the missile, but took explosive damage instead!

>>27512090
>Springtrap attacked Morky with the Hammer! He took moderate damage.

>>27512091
>Krono attacked Morky with the Bat-tle Axe! More mediocre damage was given.

>>27512092
Not yet.

>>27512099
>Andrew is cake.

>>27512108
>Fruitanon attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Bayonet! The attack was blocked.
The Mecha-Manhorse's shield was broken!

>>27512121
>The 2.5th Manhorse fired the BFG 9000 at the Mecha-Manhorse! Moderate damage was given.
>>
(have some things to do
be back sometime)
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>>27512261
Stab the Mecha-Manhorse
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>>27512261
If it's recharged, Use Death From above on Krono
If not, hit Krono with rake
>>
>>27512261
Shoot the medigun at Useless
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>>27512261
Continue laying in a defeated heap.
>>
>>27512280
Why aren't you answering my questions? Are you that fucking stupid?
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>>27512290
Just ZA WARUDO him Jack...
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>>27512261
Cast Acute chain on Morky.
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>>27512261
Slash at Morky's face.
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>>27512295
ZA WARUDO has a long recharge time, man.
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>>27512261
"You're in a 1v10. Three ponies may be enough for you to handle, but ten dealing continuous damage? You should be able to calculate your survival. Unless you have an ultimate move to pull out of your ass, it seems your warranty has expired."
Fire the BFG 9000 again.
>>
>>27512261
STAB ROBOT
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>>27512303
Don't you have another paralysis spell?
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>>27512261
I don't have to drive so
Acute chain robot
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>>27512320
Yes, but it only has a 45% chance of working, and Ember will probably be back to "normal" soon, which she will attack some other guys FOR NO FUCKING REASON.
LIKE, HOLY FUCK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE TWO.
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>>27512261
Try to cast Square Chain on Suitcase
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>>27512339
Do you need some assistance with Ember and Morky? Cross won't be coming back for now, I assure you.
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>>27512355
I am trying to ask them why they are doing this, but they seem to have gone fucking bonkers because "Oh no, Starlight/Glimglam is gone!", and I am trying to not cause another fucking fight, but...
I am going fucking insane.
I just want a fucking answer, but they are fucking deaf and blind for all I know.
>>
>>27512355
*My head shoots up and I get to my hooves.*
Would you really be willing to kill them? I say sniffling.
>>
>>27512370
I'll handle it after my clone-brother-guy decides he can't win. Also, it would be sweet if you didn't loot him; I'll give away the Iron Armor if it helps out.

>>27512377
"Have I had a problem before?"
>>
The Mecha-Manhorse slammed down on the ground with all his might, damaging both Jack Frost and Springtrap in the process! They both took more damage than they would have liked...
Warning! Jack Frost is low on HP!

>>27512270
>Jack Frost attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Frostfang! Damage was dealt.

>>27512280
>Morky used "Death from above" on Krono, but his shield negated the attack!

>>27512281
>Springtrap used another puff of the medigun to heal Useless! Healing efforts were made.

>>27512285
>Andrew is morally defeated.

>>27512298
>Suitcase cast Acute Chain on Morky! Both attacks landed!

>>27512302
>Krono attacked Morky with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt superb damage to his teammate!

>>27512312
>The 2.5th Manhorse fired the BFG 9000 once more, but very little damage was dealt.

>>27512313
>Fruitanon attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Bayonet! Damage was dealt.

>>27512328
>Useless cast Acute Chain on the Mecha-Manhorse! Both attacks landed!

>>27512347
>Ember could move again!
>Ember cast Square Chain on Suitcase! Two of the three attacks landed.
>>
>>27512261
Come out of fucking nowhere with tasty pancake made of dust and scream. "HOLY SHIT SPRINGTRAP AND KRONO!? STOP THAT!"
>>
>>27512423
Tackle Ember and pin her to the ground.
>>
>>27512423
Acute chain at Morky
>>
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>>27512423
Cast heal up beta on myself.
Okay, here's a fucking idea. All of you guys that are attacking each other, listen.
FUCKING. ATTACK. THE. MECHA. MANHORSE.
I FUCKING HATE THIS.
>>
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Hey, was my last roll ever noticed? If not, (Unicorn Mare) -shitty foam minecraft sword -paperback copy of "do androids dream of electric sheep" -bottle of whiskey (Crown Royal Northern Harvest)
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>>27512423
Attack Jack with my Rake.
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>>27512446
WHY.
>>
>>27512423
I rise to my hooves, staring at the battle with a solemn gaze.
>>
>>27512444
>trips
o dam. we notice u now sunpae
>>
>>27512423
Acute chain Jack
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>>27512423
repeat attack acute chain on robot
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>>27512444
Oh, hey.
>>27512455
WHAT.
>>
>>27512423
Pull out the Energy Sword and jump on Mecha's back, slicing a clean cut on his neck.
"You want to know the best part? You think I'm going to let you die after this. Just destroy you and move on. I'm sorry to say, your demise is a fate much worse than death."
>>
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>>27512441
>>27512451
>>27512459
THIS IS FUCKING MADNESS
>>
>>27512423
Healing wind I, II, or III On Jack, Depending on the strongest on ready cooldown.
>>
>>27512433
Morky and Ember randomly started attacking us because of... no clue.
>>27512423
Attack the Mecha Manhorse.
>>
>>27512455
Okay, everybody should probably focus on the riot happening behind us. I have enough equipment to deal with Mecha, I'll be fine.
>>
The Mecha-Manhorse sliced and diced Jack Frost! He took immense damage.
Jack Frost is now bleeding.

>>27512433
>Daily enters the fray unwillingly!

>>27512434
>Suitcase pins Ember to the ground.

>>27512436
>Springtrap cast Acute Chain on Morky! One of the two attacks landed.

>>27512441
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on himself! He recovered a decent amount of energy.
Jack Frost's bleeding stopped!

>>27512444
Your last roll was noticed, but now is not a good time to join in... I'll reply to this post again post-battle.

>>27512446
>Morky attacked Jack Frost with the Rake! He took minimal damage.

>>27512452
>Andrew is as confused as I am.

>>27512455
>Ember cast Acute Chain on Jack Frost! One of the two attacks landed.

>>27512456
>Useless tried to cast Acute Chain on the Mecha-Manhorse, but failed! Recharge time is 3 turns.

>>27512467
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Energy Sword! He landed a critical hit! {CRITICAL!}

>>27512476
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on Jack Frost! He recovered lots of energy.

>>27512477
>Krono attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Bat-tle Axe! A hit was logged.
>>
>>27512477
WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THIS.

Morky, please stop attacking the team.
>>
>>27512513
Start choking ember out Splinter Cell style while pinning her to the ground.
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>>27512513
That's it. Stab the mecha-manhorse with a levitation alpha infused stab .
>>
>>27512513
Use my Legendary hammer throw at Morky
>>
>>27512513
Stab Suitcase in the stomach to push him off and grab the BFG

Attempt to shoot Jack with it.
>>
>>27512513
oh right recharge
attack robot
>>
>>27512513
Block Spring's hammer and hopefully reflect it at Jack

>>27512529
There is no Morky today, Just God
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>>27512513
Stab Robot
>>
>>27512540
I have given up. You are fucking stupid. You are a faggot. You are a waste of air.
>>27512545
You are not god. You are a piece of filith. You know what, you two are worse than glimglam. I wish I could sacrifice you two instead of Glimglam. At least she had reason.
>>
>>27512513
"The thing is, you're the most powerful resource I've ever seen. I'm going to restore you. Give you back emotions and memories. You may not want it now, but you'll thank me later."
He can't have nearly any health yet, dig the sword deeper into his neck. Keep it secure but weak, I want to get the Fatality.
>>
>>27512513
Start to block any attacks on morky with my mace not hurting anyone but myself.

Truly a civil war has begun.
>>
>>27512560
Fuck you Traitors must die
>>
>>27512551
Standby, killstreak inbound shortly. For now, take my Iron Armor off of me. Kill them all.
>>
>>27512564
>Trying to play the 'lel u did a bad" card
>Also the one who also said, and i quote. "THIS IS FUCKING MADNESS"
>>
>>27512584
This is truly madness, What can I do? Let them attack my friends?
>>
>>27512513
Continue watching.
>>
The Mecha-Manhorse electrified itself, knocking the 2.5th Manhorse off of its body! He took shocking damage.

>>27512530
>Suitcase keeps trying to choke Ember...

>>27512531
>Jack Frost attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Frostfang! It was pretty OK.

>>27512539
>Springtrap threw the Hammer at Morky! He took more damage, albeit minimal.
Warning! Morky is low on HP!

>>27512540
>Ember attacked Suitcase with the SP/TW, and tried to make a run for the BFG...

>>27512541
>Useless attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with brute force! He totally missed.

>>27512545
>Morky picked up Springtrap's hammer, and chucked it directly at Jack Frost! He took moderate damage.

>>27512547
>Fruitanon attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Bayonet! It was pretty good.

>>27512553
>The 2.5th Manhorse has fallen off the robot.

>>27512560
>Daily is guarding Morky.

>>27512575
...

>>27512601
>Andrew watches on in despair.
>>
>>27512606
Hurry over and swing the Rake down onto's Suitcase's head
>>
>>27512606
Run over to the BFG, and fire at Mecha-Manhorse using said BFG.
>>
>>27512606
Use the power of the legendary black smith and Power slam Morky.
>>
>>27512513
Attack Morky again.
>>
>>27512606
Attack Robot
>>
>>27512598
No, you don't. You defend the weak, and don't fight the strong.
>>
>>27512545
Please stop! I yell from across the room, an unsure look painted on my face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmwdgLhaS9w
>>
>>27512606
Take Springtrap's medigun and heal Morky
>>
>>27512606
Still defend Morky, hoping that someone else would protect their friends too.
>>
>>27512606
Continue choking Ember out making sure she can't move under my body.
>>
>>27512606
tackle suitcase
get her off of ember
>>
>>27512606
Go for the finisher; extend the sword out and do a 360, defending from any attacks temporarily, and when I hit close range, grab and decapitate The Second Manhorse.
"Windows has finished installing Go Fuck Yourself, Version 2.5."
>>
>>27512606
Sit down, a frown spreads across my face as I watch my comrades tear each other apart.
I stare at the ceiling and silently pray to Celestia.
>>
>>27512640
Why should we defend people who wish to kill us for no reason at all?
Morky randomly came in and attacked me, then Ember joined in because "She has to."
>>
>>27512664
I don't like this anymore than you
how about helping to keep the one fighting apart long enough for them to cool their heads
>>
The Mecha-Manhorse stops attacking.

>>27512611
>Morky attacks Suitcase.

>>27512614
>Jack Frost tried to attack the Mecha-Manhorse, but failed.

>>27512617
>Springtrap attacked Morky.

>>27512620
>Krono attacked Morky.

>>27512626
>Fruitanon tried to attack the Mecha-Manhorse, but missed.

>>27512629
>Andrew calls to the riot.

>>27512631
>Ember tries to steal from Springtrap.

>>27512640
>Daily defends Morky.

>>27512642
>Suitcase is trying to choke Ember.

>>27512643
>Useless tackles Suitcase.

>>27512645
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to attack his replica, but fails.
>>
>>27512757
...
Cast shield up alpha on myself.
>>
>>27512757
I get behind the replica and use it as a shield and guard myself with the shield
>>
>>27512757
Stand Infront of the Mecha Horse, But be ready for him to explode.
Hell, that's exatly what going to happen.
>>
>>27512757
bearhug suitcase to immobilize
>>
>>27512757
"Oh, well shit, I called it, didn't I? Instant ultimate spell out of nowhere. Actually, if this guy flees, I'm going to be pissed."
Jump piggyback to Mecha, sword in hoof, and hold on tight.
>>
>>27512757
Guard
>>
>>27512757
Wrestle the Medigun out of Spring's grasp and heal Morky
>>
>>27512757
Allow Useless to immobilize me.
"Y'know you're fighting for the wrong side right? Morky attacked Krono. Krono was the closest to Glimmer. I just..."
>>
>>27512796
I'm not taking a side
I just want the fighting among colleagues to stop
>>
>>27512757
Run in between Morky and Suitcase. Guy's please stop! I yell in a desperation a look of pain on my face.
>>
>>27512808
"So do I! Why do you think I was pinning Ember!?"
>>
>>27512757
Attack Ember. Make sure to aim for the neck.
>>
>>27512817
wait...what?!
why, what happened while was out?
>>
>>27512833
"Morky attacked Krono and Ember joined in. I didn't care about Morky 'cause he had no reasoning. But, I was choking out Ember so she wouldn't have to be killed."
>>
>>27512852
wa-- Σ(゚Д゚|||)
oh god....
run between Krono and Ember
try to block Krono's attack
wait sto-
>>
"Not even Celestia can save you now."

The Mecha-Manhorse suddenly leaves the room, shocking itself to knock The 2.5th Manhorse off of him.

>>27512763
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on himself!
Jack Frost's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield.

>>27512786
>The 2.5th Manhorse is pissed.

>>27512792
>Springtrap is guarding.

>>27512444

Now would be a good time to use /settings.
>>
>>27512964
/settings
Difficulty = Ultra Nightmare Mode
>>
>>27512964
.../settings
>>
>>27512964
uh /settings
do we get any EXP for this fight?
>>
>>27512964
..../settings?
>>
>>27512964
... /settings
>>
>>27512973
NO. FUCK NO. STOP.
>>
>>27512964
Huddle close to Morky to defend

Also /settings
>>
>>27512973
NO.
>>
>>27512964
Guard Ember and /settings
>>
/tutorial
>>
>>27512986
>>27512993
Muahahahahahahahah> Ψ(`▽´)Ψ
>>
>>27512964
/settings
set difficulty to easy
>>
>>27512964
/settings
>>
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>>27512978
None.

/settings, page 1
>>
>>27512999
I'll save that one
>>
>>27513054
Set difficulty to Easy.
>>27513062
what was it I missed it
>>
>>27513054
HARDO MODO ACTIVATO
>>
>>27513054
/settings page 2?
I not seeing the point of this.
>>
>>27513054
Next page.
I like Normal.
>>27513069
>>27513071
Normal works fine.
>>
>>27513054
Hard mode
>>
>>27513054
Hard mode
>>
>>27513054
Uhhh...new page?
>>
>>27513079
>>27513080
NO. FUCK YOU TWO.
>>
>>27513054
Normal mode.
>>
>>27513079
>>27513080
>>27513071
>>27513069
I like normal as well.
>>
>>27513069
Vocaroo link
>>
∋━━o(`∀´oメ)~→
but hard mode will be fun
ψ`ー´)ノψ`ー´)ノψ`ー´)ノψ`ー´)ノψ`ー´)ノψ`ー´)
>>
>>27513054
Keep it on Normal difficulty
>>
>>27513109
A few of us will probably die.
The new guy will definitely die.
>>
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Normal it shall remain.

>>27513072
We need to change some things around here.

/settings, page 2
>>
>>27513118
text based is based
>>
>>27513118
Image based please
>>
>>27513118
....Image Based sounds cool for a reason.
Image based?
>>
>>27513118
Text based.
>>
>>27513118
Either or.
>>
>>27513118
Text based.
>>
>>27513118
I'd prefer to keep it Text based.
/settings page 3
>>
>>27513132
Image based is probably just text based but all the text is in an image.
>>
>>27513118
Image based
>>
Text-based it shall remain.

I really don't like to see you guys fighting. Can we progress some by the end of the month?

Either way, that does it for me tonight. Hopefully tomorrow won't be as bad.
Also, we just blew through a single thread in a day.
>>
>>27513172
that's a cause for celebration
>>
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>>27513167
Oh really?
>>
>>27513172
Well maybe if Morky didn't attack Krono for no reason we'd actually get something out of this.
>>
>>27513192
At least nobody died. That's good.
>>
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(Still loading in)
(Please be patient!)
>>
>>27513172
>>27513192
We aren't pointing at anyone, and nobody is going to argue.
Next thread will be Cuddly Cute Don't Fucking Kill Anyone Rainbows Edition, and you're all going to fucking deal with it.

Personally, I feel like we're breezing through this shit. I wanted to vote Hard Mode, but I'm seeing it just now. Ah well.
>>
>>27513196
Yeah that's true.
>>27513200
Sorry, one of our team members got all autistic last night and he's just trying to destroy the thread 'cause things aren't going his way.
>>27513209
Let's hope so.
>>
>>27513200
...You seem familiar.
>>
>>27513209
Hey all I see from this fight is Jack having a fit and Ember and Morky actually doing the right thing

Also there was no possible way you could have gotten that energy sword
>>
>>27513214
It's possible. I tried to join once before, but something similar happened. I also use this name a lot; maybe you were in Fourcannon?
>>
>>27513223
But... ...they were attacking Krono...
>>
>>27513223
U wot
>>
>>27513223
>Ember and Morky actually doing the right thing.
>Me having a fit.
I was having a fit because TWO PEOPLE WERE FUCKING ATTACKING EVERYONE.
Isn't Krono your friend or something?
Oh, and here's another note: You, Morky, and Ember are being fucking stupid right now.
>>
>>27513223
I'm hoping we can rescue your character. It was never confirmed that your character were killed, just heavily implied.
>>
>>27513232
Ah.....

That I cannot defend
>>27513263
You seemed very scared
>>27513268
Good good
>>
>>27513223
What. Morky randomly attacked me because of ??? then Ember randomly appeared to fuck shit up even more. They continued to attack without explanation so others joined in to stop the fighting.
>>
>>27513284
Scared? I'm fucking pissed. I am pissed that people are fighting. I am pissed because of the drama. I am pissed because of everything in this fucking thread right now. How about you go fuck off, with your stupid "WRRRY" shit?
>>
>>27513284
Welp, I'm just glad you still have some sense in you.
Oh and I voted for Manhorse 'cause I thought that would result in us getting Manhorse and having to fight you. 'Cause I felt like we were gonna pummel Manhorse if he was the mini-boss.
>>
>>27513286
I think Ember and Morky were planning something

I dunno

I'm pretty sure they had their reasons

It doesn't matter

At least they weren't voted off to some gas chamber
>>27513300
Salt inbound
Call in the salt task force

>How about you fuck off with your stupid WRYYY shit
How about you fuck off with your stupid "Yare Yare Daze" shit?
>>27513311
Oh....
Could have said that before
>>
>>27513284
Reminder any character you make will be instantly spawnkilled
Dual reminder you were BTFO by a level 2
>>
>>27513330
Salt inbound? Oh, how funny. I bet your little friends, Morky and Ember, are just being faggots and attacking people for the same reason you broke the BARs. "lol, why not?"
>>
>>27513335
Daily reminder you are still an asshole

Daily reminder you can't do shit or Lawsie will get pissed
>>27513341
Its not like you guys also say salt when Manhorse or me are pissed
>>
>>27513335
Dude, we didn't save your ass so you threaten people like that.
>>27513330
You can make another character if you want to rejoin us, I don't think Lawsman will let Manhorse kill you anyways. You just have to actually put effort into your name though...
>>27513341
Dude, if you that upset just leave, your just creating the problem here. It's not her fault Morky attacked Krono.
>>27513362
Yeah, that's not helping.
>>
>>27513362
Well, it's not like you would care anymore. I'm done, really. I have no reason to argue with you, or to try to start shit.
Hope you have fun, having got removed from the game the second time!
>>
>>27513286
Strategic advance.
>>
>>27513411
Strategic advance my ass. You are doing nothing that "advances" anything.
>>
>>27513381
Be somewhat reasonable like Suitcase before you start acting like that
>>27513379
Thanks for being civil in this
>>
>>27513429
Yeah if there's anyone to blame for this it's Morky.
>>27513411
You're not advancing anything, nor being strategic. You're just trying to kill the game 'cause other people have different opinions than you.
>>
>>27513411
>Attacking someone who hasn't done anything to you the entire time you've been in the game
>Strategic advance
...really?
>>
>>27513335
Okay

Expect a new character soon :^)
>>
Must go.
>>
So in the meantime, would anyone care enough to step away from the undoubtedly gripping drama and explain the stats or what-have-you to a glaringly incompetent newcomer?
>>
>>27513749
This thread is about to die, so go to >>27513494
I will explain stuff to you there.
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