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604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.

613 - Spice Up Your Life: Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>sad filly

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>>27490621

>>27490638
>and then she broke his heart

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>>27490684
And now I'm sad again

>>27490710
You're always sad.

Don't break the fillies' hearts.

Is the new episode worth watching? What's an episode that's comparable in quality to today's episode?

>applejack day off
cutest episode this season

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>>27490721

>>27490736
>applejack off

>>27490733
Reading the phone book is comparable to today's episode.

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>>27490753
cheer up

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Nonsad fillies

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She will kill all the younglings. Which means the fillies.

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>>27490769
Fillies are not for sad.

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Remember to take some time off, in case your chores are becoming too involved. And also be on the lookout for giant robots. Today's 212: Godzilla vs. Megalon!

https://derpy.me/MLPG3K

I broke the fillies lungs when I tried to blow into her snootle.

>>27490789
Twilight pls

At least finish your lightsaber

Wait, we're on season 6, not 5? The fuck?!

>>27490861
And there's a movie next year!

>>27490852
She'll actually just impale them with her horn.

>>27490825
Not pony related.

>>27490861
Season 3 is a real season.

This episode was really comfy

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Wow the Fluttershy episode sounds disgusting. That's how many episodes now devoted to making fun of "bronies"? They need to fuck off and think of some better ideas.

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>>27490789
Damn it Purple
You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the piss, not join it!
Bring balance to the foals, not leave them in darkness !

>>27490919
None

>>27490919
>That's how many episodes now devoted to making fun of "bronies"?
Zero?

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>>27490810
Unsad fillies

>>27490921
>Bring balance to the foals
That's exactly what she's doing. There are too many fillies, she needs to cull the herd a bit.

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>>27490940
The foals are not in balance until EVERYTHING is foals

Applejack and Rarity are such a married couple

>>27490919
What's wrong, hitting too close to home? Can't handle having your shitty life criticized?

>>27490919
not everything is about your pathetic life anon.

>>27490919
Matter of perspective, anon.

But they do make fun of a lot of groups, so much is true.

Pony is wearing one of those service vests that says "do not pet."
She is a serious pony doing serious work.

>>27490950
is she biting her tongue?

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>>27490951
Rarity was pretty boring this episode. That was really disappointing.

>>27490962
pet her

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>>27490919
Anyone feeling embarrased for the problems the show touches upon should try to improve their lives.

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>>27490972
She's like gently suckling (?) it.

Not sure if that's the word, none of my dictionaries are giving a direct english translation. Maybe just sucking would be the word, but that seems to crass.

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>>27491020
i am a weirdo NEET with a huge diaper fetish, i am sitting here waiting for my group of old school friends to come save me from this life.

>>27491050
Licking?

>>27491052
But you're not a horse so it doesn't apply, silly fetish poster.

>>27491065
No.
Suckling was definitely not the word
I think just to suck gently is probably the best translation. Dumb english.

>>27491052
Maybe you should consider suicide

Filly is gonna start a mutiny!

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lol Hasbro's already taken down the youtube video

>>27491105
damn that's fast

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>>27491020
I'm trying
You just don't expect a pony show for small children to get too real for you, y'know

>>27491105
Do you seriously think someone at Hasbro sits at a computer all day refreshing youtube for episode uploads?
It's content ID

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>>27491052
>i am sitting here waiting for my group of old school friends to come save me from this life.

Anon. We are your old school friends.
And we believe in you, go out and land that friendship (baby steps, man).


.... No, I'm serious. EVen if it's silly shit like drawing ponies or learning silly programming languages/languages,...

>>27491105
does hasbro have any place to even watch episodes online? i know a little girl who is only able to watch episodes on youtube or netflix.

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>>27490962

The vest

it does nothing

https://derpiboo.ru/630003

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>>27490957

Considering the baby boomers have stolen our goddamn future and put in a cayman island's account, yes. Literally everyone I know has not succeeded, the most successful person I know has an ivy leauge physics degree and he's barely clinging to a job in IT. Everyone else isn't being paid enough to move away, many of them are stuck in 38 hour work weeks in which they are wasting just as much energy and time as a full time employee but since they technically aren't they get no benefits, no time off and no raises. The boomers destroy the economy, they choke out jobs, they kill work culture, they screw EVERYTHING up and I'm supposed to sit here and watch them make cartoons about how I'm a "loser".

Yeah you can sit around sucking dicks, call me when they make comfy episodes again instead of gargling fucking cock.

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>>27491193
Capitalism is dying. Everything is cheaper and easier to make, and money is going to become irrelevant when the model reaches its limit.

I'd say if you have to exploit the system go for it, because it won't last for much and everyone is going to be fucked up by the increased automation and higher skill specialization in today's society.

>>27491208
Huh?
For some reason I want to bully that owl

http://youtu.be/DPSC3idY7SI

>>27491228
fuck off, ivan

>>27491228
>He's ignoring what's going on in Venezuela

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Do you think this moment boosted or diminished Fluttershy's popularity over on the Moonland?

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>an Apple episode that isn't about Apple or Family
I never thought I would see the day

>>27491248
Who cares about Venezuela.

This episode felt like a Friends Forever issue

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You guys always make me feel stupid when you talk about stuff like this.

>>27491266
Socialist commies

>>27491261
they must have been amused

>>27491272
That tongue looks infected

Filly wants to become a barista someday.

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>>27491280
You're infected

>>27491228
Automation isn't anywhere near that level though, maybe that'll be the case in 40 or 50 years
Until then, have fun being assfucked by your overlords

https://youtu.be/EUbNjSdyg98

all of the ppg genius was craig, what the fuck did faust even do?

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Have some episode where a pony keep his hobby at secret and this prevents him from making friends?

^:)

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Appabam

>>27491275
Most of South America has socialist tendencies because they're on the low end of the capitalism spectrum.
I would know. I live there.

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>>27491290
I WANT A GIANT HORSE ASS IS MY FACE RIGHT NOW WHY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR

>>27491293
>the show creators and not the storyboard artists make shows great
No shit

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>>27491285
Filly needs experience

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>>27491307
Yes.

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>>27491300
Hopefully venezuela can stand as an example to the rest there, teach why it (socialism) is an insanity.
Assuming your media actually report on it and don't just blame oil prices and keep silent, like mine.

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>>27491311
>barista experience
You don't even need a degree to become one, what experience?

>>27491337
No one will care about Venezuela.

>>27491337
for the socialism to work dont you need automation robots to have taken over most of the place.

venezuela is a 3rd world rape hole

Filly wants to go to Venezuela.

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>>27491307
>A GIANT HORSE ASS IS MY FACE

Filly's midi-chlorian levels are off the charts. What do?

>>27491377
And yet as they instituted "21st century socialism" in venezuela all socialists worldwide were using it as an example of the benefits of their system.

>>27491353
>wanted to work as a stock boy in some grocery store
>you need 2 years experience. No if and or buts
>try the manufacturing sector close by
>you need 5 years experience and a degree in engineering to assemble sun glasses
>Try Wendys
>"sorry but we are replacing our cashiers with touch screen
I fucking hate this

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>>27491353
You need to be able to make stuff like this

>>27491293
DAMN young tara was fucken HOT

So was the new episode just boring or was it really bad?
I won't be able to see it till tomorrow night, so I'm curious since ratings were low.

Are you ready to join the Filly Nation?

>>27491416
Just boring

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>>27491408

>>27491293
She was a storyboarder, not the one calling the shots

>>27491406
>>wanted to work as a stock boy in some grocery store
>>you need 2 years experience. No if and or buts
what the fuck? I know people who work in the store I go to and they pretty much tell you how to do everything

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Molten Rarity was fucking horrifying

>>27491416
Just boring

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>>27491387
go to bed giraffelight sparkneck

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>>27491406
>want to work for <new technology that appeared some months ago>
>"sorry, but you need at least five years of experience with this technology"
Human Resources people are dumb.

>>27491416
It was very comfy, and not much happened

>>27491431
I'm pretty sure they are trying to cut down on all the applicants that were signing up for the job. It's still fucking bullshit, however.

>>27491406
>2 years experience for stocking
You're just unloading trucks and placing shit on shelves and maybe setting up displays.

What kind of fucked up store is this?
I hope you find work soon man

>>27491416
Mediocre and boring.
The only bad thing about it was making AJ a retard but even that wasn't that bad.

When I watched it I found myself skipping trough some parts.

It has some pretty damn cute parts and ponies. Cuter than usual ponies I mean.

>>27491435
I was at the zoo and the giraffe there gave birth.
That thing dropped at least 6 feet before hitting the ground

It was gross

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>>27491406
>tfw got rejected for a fucking cashier position from nearly every store I applied to

>>27491421
>>27491433
>>27491441
>>27491466
That's the feeling I got by the lack of sustained anger, so that's good to hear. Sucks for Applefags though I suppose.

>>27491455
After going through over 20 agencies, one manage to get me a part time job for moving boxes. The economy these day is so fucking bullshit, I tell you.

Filly went on a field trip to the acid mines.

Was today's episode about "muh family"?

>>27491492
Not at all, actually

Honestly when Twilight was feeding the pigs I expected the instructions to be
>open the door
>close the door
>walk away till I come back

>>27491479
Not even called in for an interview?

>>27491492
Unfortunately not

>>27491502
>get on the floor

>>27491406
If you got a steel mill, try there
I applied and they said they were willing to teach me what I needed to know to work there.

Now I operate forklifts, dumptrucks full of scrap, rail kings, overhead cranes and know how to braze and weld

All for free

>>27491431
>i didnt get hired at burger king because i was over qualified

how??? i have no education past highschool and have never worked any kind of real job in my life

i am so desperate now i am about to turn to suckin dicks on craigslist.

i wish i was cool enough to be a drug dealer.

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>Nyx

>>27491504
The only interview I ever got was a stocking position that I didn't know was overnight until I got to the interview.

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>>27491492
Nope.
Wasn't even about "muh apples", either.

>>27491515
>i wish i was cool enough to be a drug dealer.
It's not hard especially if you live in a shitty neighborhood and have connections
But get a real joband then decide if you want to sell weed or something on the side for a little extra cash

>>27491492
It's about AJ and her "hard" work, not her family or apples.

>>27491542
It was about muh belt.

>>27491551
More like AJ and her stuborness.

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I usually skip the intro but when I did let it run through, I saw this.

I didn't realize how prominent Rarity's butt is during her part of the song.

>>27491526
That sucks.
Have you tried a temp agency?

>>27490578
>only 7 minutes in
>the episode is already real bad
Every joke falls flat. It's almost impressive.

>>27491548
being a drug dealer sucks
if you sell weed you'll just fall into a rut where like 3 or 4 people buy from you every now and then and you don't really make enough to be noticeable, and with other things you have to get involved in all kinds of shady shit just to find your clientele

>>27491568
I haven't exhausted all my options just yet, but since I can't drive, I can't exactly travel very far.

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>The earth pony was doing things on the farm the hard, retarded way.
>It took two unicorn to show her how to do things properly.

>>27491559
A BEAUTIFUL ASS

Filly is willing to do an unpaid internship in your company, as long as she's given free access to the snack machine.

>>27491586
Eh I don't really see anyone having a hard time if you know the people in your area like your neighbors or whatever and they know you sell or keep in touch with people you went to school with because those seem to be the people that always wants some.But that's why I suggested anon find a real job before even thinking about selling anything because shit might not be so easy for him

>>27491621
They will make her pay for those snacks.

>unpaid internship
This should be fucking illegal

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>>27491377
Socialism won't work under that condition either. It's essentially a looter's ideology that only functions so long as there's an economy to loot and then collapses when it's out of capitalism-borne riches to loot.
Its only remaining economy was oil, which enriched venezuala through... capitalism. (they didn't even use the oil themselves, like at all) So when oil prices collapsed Venezuala couldn't do anything other than collapse because socialism had long since destroyed every other meaningful industry.
Automation won't save you from the clammy clutches of taxes and regulations. Automation doesn't magically adapt itself to supply and demand, only the free market, trading value for value, does that. Automation is just a new tool for people to use to expand their businesses. When socialism comes in and tries to control the economy once again, automation won't be anything more than a further delay of the inevitable disaster.
Socialism takes a view on economy where they think it's a global system you can just put on a rail, and regulate the concept of value. But the reality of trade and value isn't that way at all, and automation will not protect you when the track changes itself, as is the nature of all economy, and is now sending you off a cliff.

If you really want to understand what's happening in venezuela. I'd quite unironically recommend reading Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, because when i read about venezuela it has fucking scarily accurate parallels to it.

/economy
now horses

>>27491621
she can have three licks per day of the company salt lick and thats it

also she has to clean the horse toilets as part of her job

Filly got her first kiss today by a colt.

>>27491586
My fucking dumbass former roommate sold weed on the side

But he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and would always bring out stacks of the stuff to every jackass that came over.

of course you can guess what happened next.
Some blacks guys rob him and I was unfortunate enough to come back when it was going down.

Walk in the door see 5 black guys in ski mask beating the shit out of my roommate and next thing I know I'm getting pistol whipped.

my jaw got broken.
House torn up

It was bullshit

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>>27491637
I'd recommend not arguing about economics if you don't even know the basic definition of socialism

>>27491655
Time to find a new filly

So is the episode really cringe/10?

I'm about to watch it but I'm scared about the cringe.

>>27491655
Plushies don't count.

Filly says you're not the boss of her.

>>27491679
There's no cringe. Applefags are just mad that Applejack's dumb.

>>27491513
Manual labor jobs are usually filled with bros.
Or Mexicans.
Or cubans.
Or Puerto Ricans, depending on where you live.

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>>27491293
>"we never made the show for kids, we made it for us"

wish we had this mentality in mlp

>>27491679
Not really

>>27491700
But wouldn't it just get filled with memes

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Get comfy with your filly.

>>27491656
Your roomate was a shitty dealer. Glad no one got permanently hurt though Anon, hopefully he learned something from it. Pain is an excellent teacher.

>>27491679
No Cringe.
Just Applejack showing the full extant of her hick intellect.

Filly sees your penis and starts talking baby talk to it.

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>>27491657
Do you?
I don't remember any of its possible definition(s) word by word. But it's always the same. Social ownership of production and distribution. Implementation of which invariably means the government takes (more and more) control, looting the economy to redistribute its produce.

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>>27491678
I will steal all the fillies first kisses!

>>27491679
Aj was a silly pony

>>27491695
What? I would complain that Rarity was being annoying when she complain about AJ for working too much

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Why are you losers arguing about socialism and unskilled jobs?

Post ponies.

>>27491455
>What kind of fucked up store is this?

The one that doesn't want to hire him for some reason but is worried he might sue them if they tell him the real reason.

>aj can't relax because small shit at the spa bothers her
>can't break routine
This is how an autistic person would act.

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>>27491737
Yes please

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>>27491737

Oppai anthro filly.

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Would you get a pony body pillow?

>>27491416
It wasn't bad, just boring compared to the episodes we got the last two weeks

>>27491714
Nope, he's dead
Got killed over a bad deal

After what happened to me I moved out and got another place.

>>27491736
To be fair AJ is the one that agreed with meeting with her at the spa and then didn't show up.
Though this episode did misuse Rarity. Like the only reasons she was in the episode was to complain and then school AJ on farming with Twilight. She wasn't fun at all. She wasn't entertaining how she usually is.

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Steam the pony.

>>27491723
I'm not sure where you get that idea from, worker co-ops can and do work extremely well

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>>27491737
Pony is probably more employable than I am.

Filly is looking through your browsing history.

>>27491780
You'd have to be crazy not to hire a cute pony
I'd give that filly a job.

>>27491784
Filly gonna get raped

>>27491759
I still have some dignity left

>>27491759
ya if they werent so goddamn expensive

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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG

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i love ass

I want my Luna pony mom to wrap me in my blanky.

>>27491772
Worker co-ops aren't state level. Worker co-ops aren't forced. Worker co-ops don't regulate the market.
Worker co-ops aren't socialism. They are but an alternative way of running a business, and make their own fortune through running a business within a market, not stealing from others via redistribution.

I'm going to bed.

>>27491759
If I can find someone not afraid of designing one of a filly, sure.

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Thanks for coming! Next week, 213: Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster, with Mothra!

And next week in FiM: Fluttershy has a brother!?

>>27491839
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_socialism
Please read up on economy before arguing about it

>>27491836
I want your Luna mom pony to wrap you in your blanky then come back to my room so we can keep you up all night with the headboard smacking on the wall

>>27491856
Luna only wants daddys that care for me too

New episode would have been completely horrible if it wasn't for the spa ponies and their boner inducing accents.

>AppleYAK

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>>27491822
Who doesn't?

>>27491869
She's there for the caring
I'm there for the discipline and spankings

I'll tan your hide if you are bad

What kind of socialist programs does Equestria have?

>>27491902
the horse kind

>>27491894
GUARDS!

>>27491902
Not much since they are a Monarchy

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>You will never have a pony mom

>>27491910
They work for me now
I will have discipline in this castle
What you need is tough love

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>the human body was not meant to jack off more than 3 times a day
>if you go way beyond that limit you will bruise your testicles

WHY DONT THEY TEACH THIS IN SCHOOL

i am in horrible pain after going on a rarity spree

>>27491926
Not until you're married, right now you're a commoner to them.

GUARDS!

>>27491928
You were supposed to learn this during puberty

>>27491928
>>the human body was not meant to jack off more than 3 times a day
>>if you go way beyond that limit you will bruise your testicles
>implying

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>>27491928
Is that only if you cum?

>>27491920
i want to fuck the bitch out of her

>>27491902
socialism for unicorns only, since they have a high tendency to become powerful super villains.

earth ponies can farm for the rest of their lives never being able to retire.

same with pegasus and manual cloud clearing.

>>27491950
I want her to fuck me Her husband can use my throat If he wants

>>27491928
I've never masturbated more than three times in one day.

>>27491934
Too bad you
I'm the royal courtesan
She fell in love wirt me child

Guards spank this loser

>>27491928
I have masturbated far more than three times today and was never in pain.

>>27491991
Stay back, I have adolscent alicorn magic!

>>27491991
*with*

>>27491991
>>27491999
Can you both just put a bullet through your brains?
This might literally be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

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>>27491976
i was fueled by drugs, i was in pain but after seeing a hot picture i needed to cum to it. regrets all around and lessons learned

>>27491999
You have nothing

Guards bring out the royal paddle and the royal leather strap.
Proceed to teach this welp some manners

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>>27491994

Woo time to watch new horse

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>>27492024
is that fat fillies cutiemark really a fucken burger

fuck yeahh

>>27492026
get yer tool belt

>>27492026
Oh god it even affected raritys horn
This has many implications for the nature of horns

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>>27492041
That's a colt, dude

>>27492049
IS JUST A VISUAL GAG BRO

>>27492009
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

*turns my back to you and chuckles*
*my trench coat flowing in the wind*
*tips and diapers in the fog*

>>27492049
That was just horrifying

>>27492055
And I just noticed the one with glasses is a colt too
Holy shit

>>27492055
actually when you become obese your gender features start to blur, it could be either.

>>27492049
2 pies on the windowsill
That's sacrilege

>>27492065
Maybe her horn is made of keratin

>>27492081
>no eyelashes

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>>27492073
No, the one in the glasses is a filly.

>>27492020
dad what the fuck

>>27492087
Once again, no eyelashes

Please don't confuse the fillies for colts.

>>27492087
havnt you ever seen fat ugly boys who look extreamelty fitgrlry

fuckjen shuitlord

>>27492100
Pls bully both for gender equality

>>27492082
Holy shit could we be about to see the earth pony magic aspects of the alicorn in action.

Normaly I would say no it's never been addressed before but the new writers are pretty good maybe one of them finally said wait isent an alicorn meant to have earth pony magic as well.

What makes anthro bad?

>>27492081
I wouldent call them obese just overweight

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>>27492093
Anon, that is a Kool-Aid elemental in pony form.

>>27492130
most people dont realize how low the threshold is for the medical definitions of obese and morbidly obese. probably why the world obesity crisis is growing at such an alarming rate.

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colt broke his leg and now needs assistance jacking off

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>Applejack neither appled nor jacked off for the whole day
Who's a silly pony?

>>27492117
Heh rainbows robe that's some nice continuity

>>27492160
She appled the spa.

>>27492160
i want to shit in her hat

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>"Stand up if you're a jock!"

for a joke i googled ' horse vagina too large' and pictures of rarity showed up on the first page

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>>27492174

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>>27492185
>horse vagina too large
Impossible!

>>27492190
fuck that hat, where are her fucken southern manners she wears that shit INDOORS and IN RESTAURANTS

aj doesnt deserve to wear the hat if she isnt going to follow the hat code

for a joke i googled faggot a pictures of you showed up on the first page

>>27492165
That's some nice in character stubbornness from applejack

Also holy shit that room wide eye role at spoilt rich was priceless

https://derpiboo.ru/1165154

>>27492220
For a joke I googled the definition of idiot.

I found the definition of the word idiot which you fucking are.

>>27492185
>for a joke

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>>27492213
Fuck your code, Applejack does as she pleases.

pass the ponies, bro

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But what is a colt?

>>27492226
The spa suffers from larger on the inside like the castle

Maybe it's all underground

>>27492231
this is what i love, creative porn ideas from relevant episode material.

you have these idiot porn artists who brag about not watching the show and on episode day they are drawing futa mlp dragons cock voring furry OCs right while a goddamn new episode is airing. fuck em

>>27492231
garbage

>>27492245
>she was smiling the whole time

this was planned all along wasnt it

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>>27492185
>tfw I googled it to see if he was right
>tfw he was

>>27492260
Imagine being in that colt's position and all those moms are your real mom wearing nearly nothing or panties.

>>27492261
Something seems horribly wrong with the editing in the equipment room

>>27492261
I'm more curious as to how they get that much water to run the place.

>>27490975
>hors rarity with human apple
I never knew this was a thing I'd wanna see

What's the new discord server link, the old one isn't working

>>27492260
I want a Luna version, except less sexualised.

More mommy.

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>"I coulda' been a contender..."

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>>27492273
>your real mom wearing nearly nothing or panties

>>27492190
COMPUTER LOAD UP CELERY PLEASE

>>27492361
>"Help me jesus"
>*BLLEEEUGGGGHHH*

>>27492279
I don't understand the bit with the fence repair

Every pony is dumb. But which one is the dumbest?

>>27492378
AJ

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>>27492378

Does Spike like Marevel or PC better?

whats the official term for when they turn a smart character into a retard for the sake of the plot?

>>27492372
Applejack was making tedious, painstaking patch work that was still fairly shoddy for the effort when she had plenty of material to spare for replacing the whole segment.

An illustration of a poor use of time with regard to other resources.

>>27492403
bad writing

>>27492403
"poor writing"

>>27492403

Idiot Ball.

>Inb4 "Go back to TVTropes

>>27492403
holding the idiot ball

>>27492403
gargling the idiot balls

>>27492403
But Applejack's hardly ever smart.

>>27492403
A Twilight Sparkle episode.

>>27492299
I could use more human female on mare stuff in general.
same with human female on stallion stuff

>>27492403
Twilight Sparkle

>>27492315
>>27492315
>>27492315

I think Spike is sexy.

>>27492401
He doesn't pick sides because the fans that do are insufferable

Which episode is the comfiest so far? My money goes to the Ponytones one

>>27492403
>For the sake of the plot
Twilight wasn't being retarded, she was just following Applejack's instructions, who is a fairly silly pony.
>>27492454
I want to be anal vored by Spike

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>>27492403
I'm glad they didn't do that for Twilight.
She was just following the list Applejack wrote for her. Even though it was full of retarded bullshit.

>>27492443
I don't got it man

I'm starting to think this is half MLPG thread and half porn thread

>>27492460

Which does he prefer, if he had to choose?

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>>27492477
>porn
That's the night thread for you.

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>>27492477
>starting
I don't even know what's ironic shitposting anymore and what isn't.

>>27492477
You should have seen 2012.

https://derpiboo.ru/1159938

>>27492495
Yeah, that movie was terrible.

>>27492477
that is exactly what i wanted all a long, horse porn with a bit of show discussion mixed in.

mlpg is the only place in the entire internet where i can find this.

>>27492501
Fuck you I liked that movie.

>>27492510
Gross

>>27492498
Holy shit that's horrible

>>27492498
wew
https://derpiboo.ru/1087502?scope=scpedca5b73209e86328bb0bda4388467f932ca33e3b

https://derpibooru.org/1165107

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I'm at a family outing all day and can't watch the episode yet

>>27492480
I can't answer this question because I have a DC bias

>>27492527
awful

>>27492498
http://i.imgur.com/7uJk6KL.gif

>>27492520
nice unnecessarily long link you dirty horse anus

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>>27492549
thanks

>>27492498
So I'm guessing it only works when a human uses it

>>27492558
you're welcome, you thoroughly used horse condom

Discord link pls, anyone, pls

>>27492527
I want a holographic tablet

>>27492554
this fucken autistic nerd is going to be around forever isnt he

and me giving him attention only adds to it

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>>27492554

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>>27492580
HEROES NEVER DIE

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>>27492580
He's a regular poster both here and on /mlp/. He usually doesn't shitpost about Nyx so much (at least here) but for some reason he's spamming her harder than normal.

>>27492577
https://discord.gg/0M5hw2VVnvP1Br5r

>>27492580
just report it

>>27492532
So what are you doing on /mlp/ your gonna get spoilt

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>>27492591
Spreading awareness before her big day!

>>27492598
Eh there's not much to spoil for an mlp episode unless it's like a finale

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Equestrian students get 99 lashes for attending mixed graduation party: Around 35 colts and fillies were sentenced to 99 lashes each after being found 'dancing and jubilating' by the country's notorious “Morality Police”

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>>27492607
i warned you about jubilating too much in public filly

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>>27490216

>>27492594
Why would you have that

>>27492654
Great

Great

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>>27492654
I love you

https://discord.gg/0npPzSIhBkEFIxSH

Forced Slutty Mare Transformation

>>27492654
>Milk
>Eggs
>Dicks
ha