609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
Rarity relied on her friends for the help needed for a rush opening of her Manehattan storefront, but the circumstances were a bit extraordinary, given that she only couldn't postpone because she wanted to be on time for the season in fashion. All the administrative fallout from that flurry of activity would come after - has the hopefully soon-to-be recovered Miss Pommel been left with the same staff Rainbow Dash hired on? Will they continue to take advantage of the upstairs studio for event synergy? Is the landlord happy? Rarity For You's just getting started!
>>27463175
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
>pony
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
New Episode Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCnjm34siA
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
OH GOD
THERE ARE TWO MLPGS
WHICH ONE DO I USE
>colt
One
Job
>>27469087
>postpone
>>27469108
always use isaac threads
the other guy's a fucking cuck anyway
>horse
>>27469115
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck.
>>27469116
>monkey
Filly wants to quit. You're always overloading her with work.
The show fucking sucks these days, I haven't watched it since season 6 episode 9. You know, back when it used to be good?
there is literally nothing wrong with bestiality
apple jacks off day
>science
ok so did applejack finally go completely insane
>>27469176
Who?
>>27469176
Yes. This will be her "Lesson Zero"
>>27469195
So Applejack tries to physically rape all of Ponyville as opposed to Twilight mentally raping them?
>>27469166
if you have no issue with eating an animal, then you shouldn't have any issue with eating out an animal
>>27469172
I went looking for an image to respond to this post but the very few that exist fucking suck
>>27469199
/k/ please, there are no deer here.
>>27469199
which pony would you most enjoy eating out?
dude what
i don't particularly care about the applejack episode
it's merely a filler until the big event: the flutter brutter ep
when all of us nerds get BTFO
I need extremely happy ponies stat
>>27469225
>>27469221
>all of us nerds
HEY speak for yourself
>>27469225
>>27469225
>>27469232
I want to cuddle with Minuette so bad.
I bet she's a squirmer
>>27469221
>oldest of siblings
>both younger sibs are succesful normal people
>episode about lazy underachiever brother
>>27469244
Whoa whoa anon
You gotta romance a mare like Minuette before you can cuddle.
>>27469221
>I don't care about a real episode
>I want a meme episode
lmao
>>27469261
But how can I romance the poneif she's not real?
>>27469261
i
i think i'm more attracted to minuette than any human girl i've ever met
WHAT IF I DREW YOUR REQUESTS?
>>27469256
>Episode stars a character with a fear of failure
>Moral is going to be given out by the pony that would stay inside/around her house indefinitely if you give her the chanceI know it's autistic as hell, but I can't help but feel like this episode is saying even Fluttershy is better than someone like me even though I always thought we were similar with our irrational fears and all
Pone should romance pone.
>>27469279
Anon sweating buckets while on a date with MinuetteOr just draw Minuettes fat butt
>>27469263
>>27469279
twilight being lewd
Being a filly is hard.
>>27469278
same
though I haven't met many human girls for the last several years
>>27469271
Step 1: Make pone real
Step 2: romance pone
Step 3: Cuddle pony
Step 4: Propose to pony
>>27469278
What if youmet a girl with a bubbly personality like hers
>>27469292
And failing at it
>>27469339
>you will never alpah fuck uggo pone
>>27469279
APPLEJACK MEETS A SPIDER
>>27469279
celestia - space empress
>>27469305
would she have a sexy blue body?
>>27469348
I want to spend a whole night with herdoing dork things and maybe play video games or listen to her talk about cool gems
>>27469364
Anon, you will never find a girl with a blue body unless you make your way to the EqG universe.Would you suffer an eternal high school dimension just to be with her?
>>27469388
no
i want to fuck a mare, not a gross thing with stick limbs
boing boing boing
>>27469279
scootaloo winning an award
>>27469292
My monoprice stylus decided to run out of batteries mid """""art""""" and I have none, so I'm off to the shop to get some.
I hope you like LEWD, son.
>>27469379
>cool gemsWE_____
>>27469471
WUZ
>>27469477THE CUNIE MARK NIGGAS
>>27469415
i want her to bat around my ballsack like that
>>27469263
>it's not gay I swear
>>27469560
There is nothing gay about appreciating a nice dick
>>27469569
as long as it's on an attractive mare
>>27469541
probably, yeah
I'm gonna wake up in a second anyway
>>27469577
What about attractive dicks on ugly mares?
>futa
>ever
>>27469588
I pity all those that can't see how great dicks are
>>27469588
>>27469592
Dicks are fine, but girls don't have them
>>27469592
I like having one, I do not like seeing them on mares, however.
That's pretty fucking gay, you know.
>>27469598
>>27469598
>>27469602
I pity all those that don't understand dicks are great no matter who they're attached to.Cuntboys are cool too, but dicks are so much better than vergibers
>>27469625
dicks are bad
>>27469632
No, anon, you are bad.
You will continue to be bad until you open your eyes to the greatness of dicks
>>27469625
You should'nt.
Think of it as more dicks for you.
You big cock hungry homo.
>>27469648
Well, I do.
And dicks should be shared with the world. Everyone should know how great they are.
>>27469625
>cuntboys
Gross. Kill yourself.
>>27469588
This.
>>27469673But they're coolhttp://exhentai.org/g/690961/cf77631b80/
>>27469625
fuck off
>>27469705
Fuck on
>>27469700
>rumble is the sjwfag
I trusted you
>>27469717
Que?
>jerkin off
>have a sudden thought
>look behind me
>realize I forgot to put my pony plushie away
>it's lying on my bed
>pointed towards me
>inadvertently forced to watch
I'm so sorry
>>27469735
iktf
>>27469735
>start masturbating
>realize after I cum that photographs of my family were still upright
>feel all unclean and ashamed
>>27469766
...and that's why you have to keep ponies away from Coffee and Tea
>>27469780
My pony won't drink anything else but coffee
>>27469780
I drank a whole coffeepot within an hour once.
Now I already know what Parkinson will feel like.
>>27469735
>tfw the only thing the plush would want was to be able to satisfy your sexual needs
>but it can't
>It can only watch while you clop to other ponies pics
>It can't even cry
Ponies don't poop or pee.
Pinkie needing to "use the bathroom" was her uncontrollable urge to masturbate since it was spring. Outhouses in Equestria are fapping facilities.
help, my princesses fused together and refuse to split up again
>>27469793
>>27469780
>>27469801
If they don't poo or pee how does she masturbate?
>>27469735
which pony was it?
>>27469801
But anon, ponies can't masturbate, since they have no genitals
They get pregnant by wireless sex
>>27469825
STANDARD MAMMALIAN REPRODUCTION
>>27469825
Everyone knows ponies get pregnant by holding hooves.
That's like first day poneology right there.
>>27469810
>Tfw I once made an experiment and spent 2 weeks without drinking coffee.
>At the end of the 2 weeks I finally decided to pick a coffee with my financial advisor.
I never realized how strong the effect was.
>>27469837
>Anon wants to shake their hooves on the first day because that's just how humans greet each other
>bamm, all pregnant
>>27469722
spamming ''transgender'' shit all over the place
>>27469830
...you mean, you don't have wireless sex compliant mammals, in your area?
>>27469780
pone needs coffee
>>27469855
Que?
>>27469820
lyra
>>27469869
Colts?
>>27469884I'm not Mexican
>>27469897
good
>>27469887
speak english, faggot
>>27469887
I like that colt
>>27469912
But that would be gay.
>>27469913
You have to be 18 to post in here, Applebloom
>>27469928
she has her cutie mark now, same thing
>>27469913
He's such a qt.
Show me a cuter horse
>>27469887
Fucking Scootaloo recolor.
>>27469943
He's hard to top.
He instantly replaced Pip as my second favorite colt.
>>27469928
Shut up. AB only likes unemployed, adult humans.
>>27469953
>second favorite
Who is your favorite?
>>27469963
>>27469977
Exquisite chioce.
>You don't answer at first, instead electing to watch her as she desperately tries to feed her dying children.
unf
>colts
>being gay
>>27469999
If fillies can kiss other fillies colts can kiss other colts
>>27469998link
>>27470011
Agreed.
>>27469999
I like colts AND fillies.
>>27469999
>not enjoying both varieties
>>27470098
Would explain a lot
DECEPTIPONES, MOBILIZE
>>27470184
Pinkie charging her hyperbeam.jpg
>>27470193
>>27470233
Welp, looks like she's done for. Time to collect the soul
We've never been deder and it isn't even hiatus.
>>27470324
It's the college season you ding dong.
>>27470324
Sorry. I had to leave and do deep breathing exercises because people were shipping foals.
Do you remember
I like to smoke alot of marijuanas and jerk off to not-pinkie
https://derpiboo.ru/1159782
>>27470357
That horse is very ugly
>>27470372
BA DEE YA
>>27470357
does she do a 90° turn while falling down?
>>27470406
You don't?
>>27470382
Neat, I bet you also like to hang out at the mall and holler at bad bitches too, bro.
>>27470406
she had already exceeded the maximum amount of legal screentime for her butt
>>27469735
I always put away anything with a face that is not provacative whenever I do the deed.
0-3 Pony harder than usual
4-6 Play space game
7-9 Watch space opera anime
Mission Objectives:WPSHH DerpyYou must not fail
>>27470465
>not ponying in space
>>27470483
I tried that. Didn't work well
>>27470465
0-3 kill yourself
4-6 kill yourself
7-9 kill yourself
>>27470473
You will never
Did you think about her today?
>>27470553
Yes
>>27470539
hug that one special pono
>>27470553
I mostly thought about him
>>27470553
I'm afraid so
>Rumble: Are you ready to be a mare, Anon?
>>27470553
Unable not to.
>>27470613
how does that work
>>27470564
That horse needs hugs, quick!
>>27469906
I am.
Filly memed on you
Scrunchin
>>27470762
NOI
O
I
>>27470762
I want it
hello my pony bros
my mare amigos
my filly friends
my colt companions
my stallion s.. guys
how does pony beat the heat?
>>27470787
Swimming for groundies, sleeping in clouds for pegasi.
>>27470787
MR BREEZY
Mare men
And that pony looks super naked.
>>27470830
Ponies are usually super naked
>>27470787
She asks you to rub an ice cube over her back.
>>27470830
>>27470850
I proceed to stick the ice cube inher mouth cause she likes to chew them
>>27470861
She needs more iron.
>>27469098
>>27470856
this is cute
>>27470787
gonna be a scorcher
>>27470854
I hope we'll get to see them meet again. Really cute stuff.
>>27470893
Now is the time of year all the mares go into heat.
>>27470896
It'd be great to see them pop up at the next apple family reunion
>>27470848
and its great
>forget my e-hentai password
>reset it
>log in just fine
>exhentai won't log in
ebin
>>27471026
pony isn't allowed on the furniture
>>27471058
YOU'RE not allowed on the furniture
>>27471058
pony goes where pony pleases!
>>27471067
>>27471078
>>27471026
>"..Ok, I get stallions can be handsome and all, but shit, let's draw the line somewhere, ok pal?"
>>27471091
REVOLUTION
>>27471099
don't start an arms race you can't finish
>filly
>That MLP phone game now has crafting ingredients you can buy.
Fucking hell. And of course, THIS freemium micro-transaction shit is the reason why we'll never get any decent MLP games.
Why make something fun, when you can make something that jews people out of money!
>>27471135
songs will be written about the heroes of the 2016 squirt bottle rising
>>27471197
they put up a literal pay wall before that even
with the VIP system. Points you need to acquire certain ponies, points that can only ever be obtained by spending real money. I stuck with the game a long time but jumped ship at that point
>>27471195
>>27471233
do you think Rarity could make me a princess dress
it's uh, for a friend
I'm going to rub two fillies together until they love each other.
>>27471248
but two fillily charged ponies will repel each other
>>27470874
>>27470856
Isnt that the pony that always got raped?
>>27471233
No no
OFF comes the clothes
Silly filly
>>27471264
Fuck you scientist, you're making me pissed!
>>27471277
You're mean.
Is it normal to want to kiss a pony lots?
>>27471286
I'm just doing what's best for filly
>>27471291
>>27471309
it is good do see someone looking out for filly's welfare
>>27471291
Yes
Yes it is
>>27471197
If we were to get a decent pony game what kind of game would you want?
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27471325
first person hugger
>>27471329
With VR support?
>>27471325
Something like Tomodachi Life.
But with ponos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm9YRxYEF64
>>27471325
Something that touches on the sense of pone community, yet also the distinctions and attributes of the 3 different tribes
Alternatively I would accept something that was just "X, with pone" if it was cute enough. Like a kerbal space program clone where you build airships instead of rockets or something
>>27470457
First, pick a pony.
Then, try to guess their favorite ice cream.
>>27471277
>>27471361
easy, vanilla
>>27471325
Harvest Moon. But with ponies.
>>27471369
I love it
>>27471371
She seems more like a secret chocolate lover to me
>>27471378
you would, you monster
>>27471393
she probably couldn't get out of it without help either
>>27471361
Mochi flavors
>>27471399
it's like my dream
opening up a panty and socks fashion line store with Rarity
>>27471406
no dripping on the floor Twilight
Butt?
>>27471399
Ponies in lingerie is the best
>>27471436
Where's the butt?
>>27471436
butt
>>27471443
>>27471399
What is changeling fashion like
>>27471399
>that Maud
>>27471461
Elastic, so they can keep switching their shape
>>27469098
colt needs toGet. A. Job.
>>27471478
that's kinda hot
>>27471361
rainbow sherbert
>>27471507
Does Celestia lick Rainbow Dash when nobody's looking?
>>27471517
who doesn't?
>>27471517
I think she prefer dark chocolate instead.
>>27471361
Neapolitan
friendship between 3 different flavors
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/323413/1/flutterbuckets/milk-and-cocks
>>27471399
>lyra
>>27471565
she just likes eating lots of ice cream
>>27471600
>bestiality fics
my favorite
I'm going to touch Bonbon
>>27471648
what's your favorite interspecies combo?
>>27471681
usually stallions on human females, human male on mare, dogs on human females, male dogs on male humans, etc
>>27471692
>no male human on female dog
>>27471678
>>27471678
RIP anon
Bon Bon is just misunderstood
>>27471728
I want to lick her cutie mark.
>>27471703
>>27471728
Right on the qtmark.
I might touch her mane too.
>>27471746
Your time is short, anonymous.
>>27471746
>gently stroke her candies
>>27471758
I will tickle her into submission. I'm bigger than her so it's not like she can stop me
>>27471795
here lies anon
he underestimated Bon Bon's mad
I kissed Bon Bon
>>27471898
Did you like it?
>>27471898
I didn't know they had the internet in the afterlife.
>>27469208
*angry bookhorse noises*
>>27471918
Get back here and let me touch you
>>27471910
tastes likecandy
>>27471944
Anonymous wouldn't be that weird of a name in Equestria. "Anonymity" is pretty similar to Rarity. Are there any ponies with non-noun names the are English words?
>>27472053
Noteworthy for one
Filly wouldn't be that weird of a name in Equestria. "Filly" is pretty similar to Clear Skies.
>>27472089
>half the population of fillies are named Filly
>>27472089
I wonder how abandoned fillies and colts get named. Normally names seem to be tied to their cutie marks / personality, presumably by magic. Do you think it still works if they are named by someone who adopts / finds them?
>>27472131
There are more than enough ponies who's name have nothing to do with either though.
>>27472151
Probably adopted
>>27472167
So Pinkie Pie and Rarity are both adopted?
>>27472151
I can't really think of any canon pony names that do not correlate with their cutie mark in some fashion
some of them are not as obvious as others granted
Hey guys do you mind to share your Hentai folder, i'd like to see how you organize it, i like to organize it by the series or kind but is there a better way?!
>>27472190
God, I love Party favor's poof you mane.
I want to pet him.
>>27472202Alphabetically by artist name
So whats new today?
>>27472172
Pinkie Pie is pink and a baker, her name fits fine.
Rarity is a bit less obvious, now that I think about it. I've always thought of it as a reflection of her ability to find beauty in things (but I guess beauty isn't exactly rare in Equestria). Might also be a reflection of her gem-finding, as gemstones are generally considered rare, or at least scarce, though they seem to be very common in Equestria.
Not sure, good point. Anyone have a better idea?
>>27472261
you know
filly stuff
>>27472263
>>Pinkie Pie is pink and a baker, her name fits fine.
So the name has literally nothing to do with their Cutie Mark or personality which was why I gave the example.
Also another one that's way off the charts is Babs Seed.
Oh shit there's a new season airing.
I've been gone since November, did I miss anything?
>>27472263
Rarity's name refers literally to her cutie mark, like most ponies. Rarity is one of the traits gemstones are generally qualified on
https://www.gemsociety.org/article/how-rare-is-that-gem/
>>27472278
Looks like I've come at the right time then.
>>27472298
It was pretty good till recently.
Then the last two episodes were both10/10.
>>27472298
Ponies
>>27472288
True, thought you could say Pinkie's personality is "pink". I guess I should have said "cutie mark, personality, or something about their life that you wouldn't normally be able to determine at birth".
Babs Seed is a pun on Bad Seed, and Babs was a bully for a while.
>>27472298
the season
>>27472299
Except diamonds because lol
>>27472298
Dreams achieved
>>27472319
She was a bully for like 2 days.
Like goddamn that is such an insignificant part of her life that it's kinda bullshit.
Imagine if your name was Exploding Diarrhea because at one point in life you will have stomach problems for 3 days.
>>27472353
I'm sure she'll grow up to be mega hitler.
>>27472299
That works, I suppose. Even if gems in general are common in Equestria, there are still probably some much rarer ones (no impurities, large size, etc).
Probably made more sense in pre-production too, before the diamond dog episode.
>>27472353
The god of pony names is a big fan of the show, so named her based on her first appearance.
>>27472353
its almost as bad as being named silver spoon
that will do her a great service later in life
>>27472353
>>27472319
Babs means homegirl, like chill girl.
I mean in Brooklyn slang.
It is a pun but the true meaning is "Chill Girl."
>>27472353
And actually, if we saw a point barf on Twilight, I wouldn't be surprised to discover his name was Queasy or something.
>>27472377
At least Silver Spoon kinda works because hey the parents are rich as fuck and we'll just spoil her because we have the money to do that. It's a valid and somehow logical name.
How you get a cutie mark in that though is beyond me. Maybe sh can make some pretty bitching silverware?
>>27472353
>Babs Seed grows up/lives in Manehatten.
>Is good at hairdressing, which is her special talent.
>She gets a cutie mark semi-related to apples.
The fuck?
>>27472384
Neat, I didn't know that. That makes it fit even better.
>>27472316
>>27472339
What, was it really that good? The only 10/10's I can really think of were the S2 finale. Fuck now I'm hype
>>27472414
>Canterlot Wedding
>10/10
Nigga what
Like okay one song was incredible and Chrysalis was cool but that's kinda it. Like those two things carry the entire episodes.
The rest was mediocre with some elements being pretty shitty.
Like fuck even if you like them, which is valid how can you sat that Best Night Ever for example wasn't much better?
>>27472309
OH BOY
>>27472414
I've never seen someone besides me say the wedding episode was a solid 10
Pony is sad because she hasn't had any sex in DAYS.
>>27472414
There are plenty of episodes people would put down as 10/10s way before Canterlot Wedding
>>27472458
>>27472439
Eh, maybe it's nostalgia talking, I came onto the ride that never ends around 2012, so about the time of the S2 finale.
EITHER WAY I'm wondering if this season is really as good as I'm being told
I wonder when ponies will cotton on to the fact that their cutie marks usually end up reflecting their name?
So they start naming their kids stuff like "Rich Dividends" and "Lucky Jackpot".
>>27472460
Good for her. I've haven't had any sex at all.
Ever.And I don't really mind.
>>27472399
>Maybe she can make some pretty bitching Silverware
Who knows. The classiest silverware are propped by your grandma in the kitchen drawer as display to be admired. Some Silverware are only used on important occassions and such pieces are to be admired. If that is her talent then I wouldnt be surprised why her parents are glad, I mean pretty bitching silverware are expensive.
>>27472475
They might end up like Twist.
>>27472475
Some have figured it out.
>>27472480
Or it means that we should be keeping her in a cabinet and only take her out for special occasions.
>>27472399
Maybe the cutie mark means she's good at taking advantage of her status / privileges?
I wonder what the story of her cutie mark is. Maybe she got it after realizing she's great at bragging or something?
Could also be about literal silverware, who knows.
>>27472472
Why don't you go watch an episode?
isn't it great when no one is home and you can walk around naked and just jack off anywhere you want
what does pony do when no one is home?
>>27472507
>implying I'm not right now
Step it up
>>27472517eat bacon
>>27472517
rubs herself on all her furniture
>>27472517
One of my favorite things about living alone. I rarely wear clothes when I'm in my apartment.
>>27472480
These are the kind of people that showcase their china plates and never use them, which is stupid.
>>27472480
>>27472497
Wait a minute. W... what do you mean by that?
>>27472564
Well we use our china when there are guests.
Said guests only shows up once or twice a year so yeah...
>>27472571
I really should read more nedroids.
>>27472517
>isn't it great when no one is home and you can walk around naked and just jack off anywhere you want
Yup. All my best assplay is done when alone. Walking around the house with a big dildo hanging out my hole. I can talk dirty to myself and make as much noise as I want. I can turn up my computers speakers and play my porn full blast, instead of wearing headphones.
>>27472517
i wonder what each of the mane six do when they are home alone
twilight: organizes her booksand masturbates openly
fluttershy: watches animeand
masturbates openly
rainbow dash: prank calls poniesand masturbates openly, also she leaves her unwashed dildos lying around the house
rarity: watches trashy TVand masturbates openly
applejack: does farm chores
pinkie: masturbates openlyand masturbates openly
>>27472615
>Is the neighbor calling himself a slut while blasting gay porn again
>Yup
>Do you think he knows we can hear him
>Probably
>Do you think we should put this on youtube
>Probably
>>27472615
It's kinda hot if I pretend Moondancer or Twilight posted this
>>27472625
Are you implying that Applejack never relieves herself, or that she gets the relief elsewhere?
how do I make her shut up
>>27472656
Well, she has a brother.
>>27472666
Cock into her mouth
>>27472627
Nigga I live on acreage.
I don't even need to keep my curtains drawn, there's loads of trees outside that block anyone seeing into my place.
>>27472675
well now she's just angry
https://derpibooru.org/1129721
>>27472674
So does Twi
And Flutters this comin episodes
What can we do against such rampant fillying.
>>27472666
>the best Pinkie Pie moments this season were done by Rainbow Dash
how
>>27472647
fuck
that is hot
why is thinking about nerdy girls pleasuring themselves anally so fucking hot
>>27472705
Colt.
rarityfor you
Billy Joel guest stars on MLP.
Your reaction?
>>27472796
is he playing a drunkard?
>>27472796
Ejaculation.
>>27472796
He'd better have a musical guest spot I swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UjzHmoCtMs
Pony is in heat but pretending not to be. It is extremely obvious.
As a good friend, what should you do?
>>27472835
Laugh at her awkward misfortune then record her and put the video up on the Ponynet for everyone to laugh at
>>27472835
stick a few ice cubes in there
>>27472846
but
>>27472846
yes
ha ha
a cute mare being sexually aroused, desperate for relief, winking, dripping, squeezing, her cunt making loud wet sounds and emitting a hot musky scent is so funny
>>27472863
dashie
i could help you with that
just admit you're in heat
>>27472863
What would Dash say if you tell her you've seen all her embarrassing moments on the Internet? Like that time she had a panic attack at the Best Yong Fliers comp, or that time she acted overprotective with her turtle, or that time Mare Do Well happened.
I bet she'd be super embarrassed.
>>27472911
that's adorable
>>27472911
well when the CMC wrote about her in their newspaper she tried to get every single paper in town
so something equally as desperate
>>27472911
>>27472916
She will try to find the main server and crash it
>>27472911
>Anon is the only one that knows
>I must destroy him
>>27472702
A brother that lives with her.
Twilight's not going to fly all the way to the crystal empire for some dick
>>27472958
>implying
Is the stram just streaming Discovery Family 24/7? That seems dangerous from a legal point of view.Also Hook started a few minutes ago.
>>27472981
>You will never play with Gloomys massive balls.
>>27472977
You really think Twilight would be desperate enough to fly as fast as she can to visit her brother for a good fucking?
>>27472958
Who else has siblings we've never met?
Does Dash have a super macho brother or a homobro? Does she have a super girly sister?
>>27469242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ytPJooao1q
This is all I hear when I look at that filly.
>>27473001
Aw yeh boiee
>>27473023
it would be funny if Dash had a sister just likeFluttershy
>>27473040
What if that's why Dash originally stood up for Fluttershy? She reminded her of her sister and didn't want anyone picking on someone as gentle as her?
That'd be strangely sweet.
>>27473023
I would love for Dash to have a sister or brother that gets along with a pony like Rarity better than he does her.
>Gawker going out of business
So Gamergate won
best day of my life
>>27473001
Wow, I guess I forgot to turn it off. Ah well enjoy.
>>27473076
Hulk Hogan won.
>>27473079
Bigger picture, Gamergate won
YUGE picture, Trump is gonna win
Guys let's stop talking about Future Emperor Trump and talk about ponies.
>>27473094
Is GG even relevant anymore?What privacy do you have when you're in someone else's house banging their wife?
>>27473110
I wonder who his waifu is.
>>27473129
I wonder what he thinks of grown men watching shows for little girls.
>>27473122
>you don't deserve privacy just because you're bad
lol
>>27473142
He knows that we're all pathetic NEETs. He'll hire us all to personally build the wall and give us a yuge sum of money and tons of plushies as a salary.
>>27473159
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm asking what privacy do I have when I am in someone else's home.
Usually when I'm a guest in someone's home and I want privacy I go to the restroom because I have no privacy anywhere else. Because it's not my home.I don't like Gawker or Hogan so please don't suggest I'm picking sides here
>>27473142
He knows with his words with Megyn Kelly, "disenfranchised young people"
>>27473204
>young people
Some people watching this show are in their 30s
>>27473225
Right, who are not unemployed blue collar workers in their 40s, who he also mentions but not in that interview
>>27473192I basically don't have any privacy in my own home. I work overnight and sleep during the day... the laundry room is across from mine and for some fucking reason ALL the laundry is done while I'm trying to sleep. And my mom's little shit of a dog loves barging into my room to look at me because my lock and door have been broken for a decade and you can just push it hard enough to open it.
>>27473253
...
why don't you
just get a new lock
>>27473252
>who are not unemployed
What about Rei?
Press F for Filly.
>>27473273
what about her
>>27473276
F
>>27473278
HE'S A MAN BABY
>>27473270
>Buying things
>Buying things you won't get to keep
I'm not Filthy Rich, nigga.
>>27473253
What do you spend your money on if you're not saving up to move out or buy a new door?
>>27473285
does she have a feminine penis
>>27473276
ꟻ
Looking at my old MLPG screencap collection at the moment. I miss those times.
>>27473278
I mean the other Rei.
The cool one that likes Pink Party and Condiment hair
>>27473299
So dragons aren't evil, they'retsundere?
>>27473303
I miss Smile.I miss all the meta gifs
>>27473315
I bet dragon feet are moist
like mines right now from being in a blanket, not sweaty, but touching that state just barely
I want to rub Ember's feet
>>27473315
Dragons areEmber is a cutie.
>>27473292I'm saving up to move out. But doctor visits and and shit are eating through what savings I had as well. Therapist was more expensive than I realized as well but better than the anti-depressants in the end.
My dad was wondering if I was saving up to put a down payment on a little house. I laughed a little too hard at that; fuck all that yard work and utility bills.
>>27473326
Me too, lad. Everything seemed different once S3 started.
>>27473345
Would you say that to her face?
>>27473276
>>27473387
aa you live!
>>27473387
I can't understand her, but I'm pretty sure she just threatened me
>>27473387
SPEAK EQUESTRIAN
>>27473387
What a cute Mexican filly.
>>27473369
Is it time for MLPG nostalgia?
>>27473387
>>27473387
BUILD WALL
>>27473395
I think she said that she's a filly.
>>27473374
I would say it to her face and her penis.
Filly wants to change her name to 'Potrilla' to make her Spanish ancestors proud.
>>27473432
dios mio!
>>27473405
>>27473326
>Gravity Falls
>nostalgia
Oh come on guys, Gravity Falls only ran for two seasons, how long ago could these gifs possibly have been made-
>mid 2012
Well fuck me
>>27473374P.. perhaps?
>>27473454
2012 was a fun time
>>27473454
Yeah, you didn't know that? Gravity Falls was quite popular here when it first started. We had some nice casual topics with pony stuff thrown in all the time.
>>27473480
>>27473480
>the buggs bunny shitposter
wew lad thats a blast from the past
>>27473489
>>27473490Going through my old folders always makes me smile when I remember the stupid shit that used to go on here. It was at least fun
>>27473387
Oh no, filly just drank ALL the coffee.
>>27473393I'm still around yet - I've just been having kind of a rough time lately.
>>27473512
To be fair that picture is not really that good is most the coloring.
>>27473512
it still is fun
>>27473516
Do you like s6?
>>27473516
Hopefully less rough, since you're here.
Go to beb.
>>27473526I still have fun here just not as much fun as I used to
did anything interesting horse wise this week?
>>27473516
Poor Dulce. The coffee crash will be rough.
>>27473539
if I go to beb this early I'll get fucked up
>>27473547
Two episodes got leaked.
Oh shit did I miss Nostalgia MLPG?
>>27473541
>>27473351
you still pay utility in apartments
>>27473547
The movie got leaked early and black market toys are being sold as we speak
>>27473541
I was worried someone would make fun of my filly at school.
So I taped a knife to her.
Let's see those little shits try something now.
>>27473584
Changeling can't wait to see his new line of black market toys
>>27473516
>>27473527
Yeah - a couple episodes seem to be a little muddy or heavyhanded with their morals, but overall, it's cute ponies doing cute things.
>>27473529T-thanks.
>>27473575
Whose voice should I read this in?
>>27473612
DRAW NOI
O
I
>>27473612
>>27473612y-you too
>>27473612
someone should teach that filly some manners
>>27473621
>>27473621
Needs fedoraman too.
didn't we just have a nostalgia thread
maybe not
they all seem to blend together after awhile
>>27473582
90% of the time it's just electricity in my area.
>>27473626
>D
>O
>I
>>27473618
Well seeing how the filename is Duke, those quotes are well known and it's mentioned in the fic that it's Duke Nukem whoever you want.
I wish the post timer didn't kill episode threads. They were fun
>>27473643
A lot of people here don't go out of MLPG
>>27473643
Things are just a blur for me.
>>27473648
yeah doi cause she's so dumb
>>27473641
You mean the pussy slayer?Why the fuck did he wear a suit? I'll never understand.
>>27473387
>>27473516
>>27473612
>>27473630
what a RUDE little filly
>>27473652
Do you have the entire pillow pony saga?
>>27473654
Rude.
>>27473649
>>27473655
Accurate as fuck.
Where has this been for the last 4 years of my life?
Does anyone have the >rope wolves?
>>27473667I wish I wasn't so lazy and remembered to keep documenting it as I went along
>>27473682
You don't remember Scootanon?
>>27473699
I wish I could have seen the future and known the archive was going to keel over
I would have saved so much more stuff
filly won't stop singing hakuna matata
I remember MLPG used to get spammed a lot and weird shit would happen frequently.
>>27473726
What a wonderful phrase.
>>27473725
i want luna's tentacles to fuck my ass
>>27473743
who is that pretty in the middle
>>27473716
Oooh, that's what the purple hair is for. Yeah, that makes sense.
I liked him. He had a lot of pictures of Scootaloo.
>>27473740
But it was so much fun
>>27473740
What was the last big spam this general had to endure?
I remember hearing about a Ika spammer but I'm newer than that. I don't remember a lot of outside shitposting going on other than the occasional /b/ raid.
Does anyone remember ballsanon?
That man's testicles are burned into my mind.I didn't even know ball weights were a thing until he started spamming his sack
>>27473756
A filly
A silver filly to be exact.
>>27473787
there was the gore spammer
and of course ANONTALK ANONTALK ANONTALK
>>27473787
Ika spammer was the greatest
>That ping pong game played by all of 4chan with the script
>Ika spammer actually posting that he will stop for that day because it was an episode day
We had a couple of other script spammers after that but they were meh.
>>27473756
>>27473782
I'm sad that I never got to play that game.
>>27473787
Big spam died off after 2011/early 12 really. Those Homer faces still haunt me though.
>>27473811
it was like mutual stockholm syndrome with that guy
>MLPG nostalgia
Oh boy let me join in
Remember when Twilight was a unicorn?
>>27473802
I couldn't forget.
>>27473782
SHAZBOT
>>27473841
...ponutbladders?
>>27473830
Remember when finding Derpy was a thing?
>>27473864
is that purpletranny still alive?
I'm glad the >rape meme died off. It wasn't that funny.
>>27473864
>can't play "where's derpy" anymore because she gets a front row seat in every episode now
I don't know if this is the future I wanted
>>27473933
At least she's still incredibly cute and adorable.
>>27473933
There's nothing wrong with daapi.
>>27473421
>her penis.
Explain?
FILLY!
Everyone, look under your chair!
You get a filly!
You get a filly!
And you get a filly!
We all get fillies!
>>27473933
She is a super cute pone and now has a permanent voice and personality to link to the cuteness
I can't really complain
>>27473801
I kind of want a blooper of that scene where she looses her balance.
>>27473933
Eh. I'm not the biggest fan of the super blatant pandering, but at least it shows the writers are trying.
>>27473967
>>27473970
>>27473960
>button-up shirt
>long socks
>no pants
>>27473988
filly you've been holding that carrot dog for days, either eat it or don't
>>27473830
Remember when EVERYONE was putting out at least a few MLP themed works? Art, music, pony mods in their game LPs etcetera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzUmD-BjBA
>>27474064
But it will ruin her diet. She just likes the smell.
>>27474089
That was my request
>rip miles
>>27474068
Remember when we stopped masturbating
>>27474098
>tfw the majority of the shit you requested back in the day died along with your old computer
>>27474068
Yup. MLP as a huge trend is pretty dead. That Minecraft mod is fucking terrifying by the way.
>>27474122
Remember when Madmax got mad because people were making incest jokes about her and her brother?Madmax drew some hot humans. I'm just not remembering this
>>27474124
>that feel
>that filename
apex kek
>>27474126
oh please
Does ponychan even exist anymore?
>>27474151
I like you Anon
>>27474126
>>27474151
Y'all niggas can't be serious.
>>27474163
Apparently it is. Not like it been relevant for 5 years anyway.
>>27474151
Gross
>all this shipping shit
Where's Sweetie Belle?
>>27474201
The original disgusted sweetie belle anon shipped rarijack and twidash.
>>27474184
Wow.
>we never did have a TF2 rematch
>We're still the champs after all these years
>>27474201
Remember to rub your pony daily, they're powered by rubs.
Please don't ship the fillies.
>>27474201
Someone threw her down the sweetie well
Celestia episode when?
>>27474246
Never.
>>27474243
Uderrated episode to be honest
>Nice comedy
>Fluttershy being a bitch
>Pinkie and Rarity focus
>Iron motherfucking Will
I just realised why we haven't gotten any new episode titles past episode 12.
That's probably when the months-long hiatus starts.
Remember FIMchan
>>27474259
It's one of my favorites.
>>27474268
Is it still there? Didn't the archive tripfag leave forever?
>>27474267
Well, yeah. It's called a mid season hiatus for a reason.
>>27474281
It died years ago.
>>27474281
He did but not before passing on the hyperindex
>>27474276
Same. Probably my favorite FS episode (not including Green isn't Your Color as a FS episode of course)
Remember that one anon who could always predict when the marker was going to be posted? He was only wrong like twice.
>>27473976
I think she works best as a silent character.Even though I liked the first voice Tabitha gave her better than the one they used in Slice of Life.
>>27474307
Remember when we used to fight over who got to make the new thread?
There'd always be that one retarded nigger who made one like 20 posts away from bump limit, then the rest of /co/ would come in and shit on us for "not keeping it in one thread"
>>27474138
We've just ended the exploding phase of the fandom, we're still pretty healthy
>some cry
RememberTeenfeels?
>>27474344
It was pretty gay.
>>27474340
I have so much of his stuff savedsome of them being request from meand I can't bring myself to delete them.
>>27474344
sure
>>27474339
MLP is still big/popular, but it's a lot more of a niche thing now. That's what I meant. The presence outside of the fandom websites and culture in general as died down mostly completely.
>>27474352
It's a real shame he didn't kill himself after that incident.
>>27474352zip it and upload plz
>>27474339
>There's still an Invader Zim fandom.
>A show that stopped having new episodes over a decade ago.
>>27474367
>>27474367
>>27474367
Not 3 AM yet.
Does anyone remember that one guy from /b/ who showed up before Faceless? I think his name was Vash or something. He was seriously trying to charge people for bad color jobs of other people's artwork.
>>27474366
It has comics now.
I heard they're good, but I never liked the show as a kid so I'm not really interested.