609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
Does Applejack ever take time on her visits to Manehattan to check in with her relatives? She is the one known to have them living in the city - she herself even tried it briefly. The lifestyle may not have suited her temperament, but she probably picked up a tip or two from her stay. Perhaps it's just something she does in passing, or maybe she prefers to make sure the visit is dedicated for family instead of random housecalls just because she happened to be in the neighborhood.
The Oranges might like Rarity For You, though. Tough call.
>>27469087
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
New Episode Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCnjm34siA
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodes#Season_6_.282016.29
Oh fuck.
Look at those viewership numbers
>>27474386
kek
>>27474367
She would certainly at least try to have lunch with Babs
>>27474372
>>27474395
>implying ratings ever mattered
As long as the toys are selling it is doing fine.
>>27474386
>Are you an idiot?
>Yes
>Applejack
It's true
>>27474417
I wish I had that kind of apple technology.
>>27474417
AJ is responsible for keeping the apples organized and on schedule.
She's a genius when it comes to farming and family.
>>27474425
You think Applejack has a dildo attachment for her apple corer?
I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
>>27474369
NOI
O
I
>>27474436
*heavy metal solo plays*
>>27474436
>Twilight just blasts raw magic at her opponents when fighting.
Looks like the caffeine rush just wore off.
>>27474454
fillies never die!
>Bernie on Kimmel
Have to say, if anything, Bernie really does appear as a genuine grandpa
>>27474451
I'll bust raw magic at ur face pal
>>27474456
Who said she was dead?
She's just tuckered out.
SECRET BUT FUN
>>27474454
aww, but now I'll have to tuck her into bed and we won't get to play that boardgame she was so excited about
>>27474456
>tfw you know there are pony versions of all the overwatch heroes without even having to look
which is good, because I don't actually want to see them
Protect the fillies. They must be preserved. Their smile is our only hope.
>>27474474
You mean there are people out there that take two things they like and just combine them?
>>27474474
I want to see porn of pony Mercy.
>>27474417
>tfw Applejack's saneness drew me to her
Compared to the rest of the cast, she's pretty level headed.
I've dealt with crazy before. Never again.
Never again.
>>27474473
I hope it wasn'tCandyland.It's just a box full of lies.
>>27474464
unf
>>27474479
I accidentally sat on them.
>>27474474
I remember at first pony versions of stuff was semi-interesting. These days it serves as a reminder.
>>27474490
I had to get rid of that one after the incident.
>>27474466
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CATERPILLAR TURN INTO A REAL LIFE BUTTERFLY?
so uh..
http://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/05/26/worlds-most-handsome-horse-orig-vstan-pkg-bpb.cnn
this horse.. this needs to be drawn in FiM style
>>27474486
Zarya needs more porn
>>27474507
I've seen cuter horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26RqQNHZNIunf
>>27474513
That horse is trying too hard.
Not cute.
Filly wants to remind you to start your day with a McMuffinâ„¢ and check your Twitterâ„¢ for the latest tweets from your favorite celebrities, such as Princess Twilight Sparkleâ„¢! Don't forget to order Overwatchâ„¢, only $59.99!
>>27474523
Trying his hardest to not be so gosh darn manly
>>27474454
Dulce is sosweet.
>>27474545
It's $39.99 filly is fucking fired.
>>27474545
Excuse you filly but overwatch cost $39.99.
>>27474545
I've never had a McMuffin
Twitter is shit
So is worst princess
I considered Overwatch but I have no working PC or next gen console
>>27474553
Filly checked the data, and 56% of gamers aged 18-35 buy DLC content after the initial purchase
Filly says you're a pleb and when you will get a degree after she has schooled you :^)
(that's her giving you a smug look)
>>27474555
>I've never had a McMuffin
*tips fedora*
>>27474386
Seems accurate. Some days I'm not so sure I'm not an idiot though.
I certainly don't have a life though.
Is this for like "which pony is your favorite" or something? Because Pinkie certainly has a life but has an appeal to losers.
>>27474555
>I've never had a McMuffin
missing out
>>27474589
I don't eat fast food for breakfast.
Except Bojangles.
I miss Bojangles.
>>27474555
>I've never had a McMuffin
You are the reason we are going to build a wall!
>>27474369
Fillies are stupid and smelly dorks
Remember to bully them and take their lunch money
>>27474545
>$59.99
>people who bought the origins edition on accident because they didn't look around the site for more than 10 seconds
>>27474555I'm regretting buying Overwatch on a console because no one understands how to play a game like this and it's not even hard to understand
Not even the Nyx guy, but how come there's so little good Nyx art?Black horses are rare, and without the bat eyes she's really cute.
>>27474614
There's really no excuse to not eat breakfast at home unless you're intentionally trying to eat out with someone. Fucking eggs. Fucking toast. A banana. Left overs from the night before. Coffee or tea. Make yourself some muffins the night before. Just get some damn fuel in you and start your day by going off to do what you need to do. People who start the day by paying someone else to put together a breakfast sandwich or to pour them a cup of coffee causes my autism to flare up.
>>27474454
good night sweet filly
>>27474630
>spending an extra $20 for some Overwatch-themed cosmetic shit to use in other Blizzard games.
>you have to first own those other games to redeem the items.
>>27474653
When I was at college I ate at a place there at school, but I got a thing that paid for so many meals and I saved some time getting ready in the morning.
>>27474545
MacDonald's is shit tier fast food. Twitter is cancer. Sparkle isokay.The last good game from Blizzard was Warcraft 3 FT.
>>27474641
Here you go
From the draw thread
>>27474714
Filly is not for shitposting.
>>27474722
But nyx IS for shitposting
>>27474686
Alright, slightly guilty then. I had a similar meal program when I was at college. For breakfast I didn't go in anywhere, there was a little "dine out" nook attached to one of the dining halls you could order food from. I usually asked for an apple and coffee and was in and out and back onto my way to class. It cost me 0.6 of a meal I think.
>>27474735
Just because a bunch of guys spam her on this board? That's kinda petty.
>>27474747
Not petty if they do it on purpose
And makes threads about it too
That's what shitposting is
>>27474747
Fillyanon knows that's like half hay, right?
If she wants the toy she can just ask for it.
>>27474755
My point is that just because they do it doesn't mean you have to shitpost about it too, but whatever.
>>27474747
Considering they are the only ones who are posting Nyx regularly...
>>27474752
>Reddity
>>27474762
How is it shitposting if you asked for a pic of nyx and I delivered it from the draw thread?
The pic wouldn't have been posted if you didnt ask for it.
>>27474653
>eating breakfast
>not waiting for lunch for your IF protocol
Living in 1972, gramps
I've ordered Celestia and Redheart from China recently. Just got the package, but only Celestia was inside. When I was finally able to stop laughing and overflowing with ideas just *how* this could happen, I've contacted the seller, and he told me that the toy was out of stock, so the warehouse guy just thought it'd be a good idea to quietly send what he did have. The seller offered an $3 refund or a replacement.
So I'm going to get Octavia instead.
By the way, is it creepy to make Celestia watch me sleep?
>>27474858
No, but it is creepy to force her to watch you fap
>>27474858
I don't know, does she look like the horse that watches people sleep?
>>27474882
...Yes. Yes, she does.
>>27474874
Solid point.
>>27474887
*takes out my shotgun*
let me ask that question again...
>>27474858
>not making luna watch you sleep
i seriously hope you don't do this
>>27474893
*smirks*
>Heh...
*dashes across the room, crouches, and uppercuts your solar plexus, lifting you a foot off the ground and knocking you onto your ass*
*teleports behind you*
>It would seem you fell for made the mistake of taking me on, kiddo. You're a hundred years too early to defeat me.
*your eyes open wide and your mouth falls open*
>It's a mistake you won't live to regret.
*draws katana*
*slowly lowers tip of katana to your belly, causing you to sweat, shake and gibber in fear*
*quickly draws back katana and then slices your stomach open, spilling your intestines*
*draws katana back and thrusts it through your face*
>Pssh... Nothing personal, kid.
*tips fedora, leaving the katana in your face, and smirks*
*a gust of wind blows, causing my trench coat to billow*
*diapers in fog*
Your waifu will never be this soft
>>27474893
>>27474946
>>27474962
your cousins made you that soup applebloom
>>27474786
Dammit, Anon, don't ruin devilgirl Rarara…
it feels SO good
Ponies fucking you
>>27474954
>9504x6336
thanks for blowing my phones asshole wide open.
>>27475081
how sad is it that getting fucked by a horse cock is one of my top goals in life
>>27475129
Mr. Hands Mk.II level.
I probably shouldn't turn on the garbage disposal while Pinkie has her face in there, right?
>>27475118
Only that way you can bask in its overwhelming fuzzy softness
blizzard is now actively trying to shutdown all overwatch r34 porn
i wonder why hasbro never went after the porn
>>27475118
>blowing my phones asshole wide open
>I-IS THAT A 6.35mm HEADPHONE JACK?
Fillies are
>>27475140
his mistake was going after a full size stallion, i will only let a mini pony fuck me and my ass can already safety take a large flared change.
>>27475149
If they acknowledged the porn it would mean they have to acknowledge the porn.
>>27475172
This never stopped them from shutting down the Lyra plushie.
>>27475149
>blizzard is now actively trying to shutdown all overwatch r34 porn
not all the porn just the sfm porn.
>>27475194
>not all the sfm porn
just the sfm porn on pornhub
there is no stopping the porn, like at all
it makes me think this is just another viral marketing stunt to get in the headlines again
>>27475204
they want to stop the sfm porn because they are using blizzard assets to profit, traditional art is ok for them.
>>27475204
all of the sfm porn makers just uploaded their shit to xvideos which doesnt give a flying pegasus fuck about copyright
>>27475194
And here I thought that Blizzard couldn't be more retarded after all they did in the past 10 years.
I guess I was fucking wrong.
>>27475212
I've heard of the people in this cottage industry going after each other for using/stealing assets
I guess Blizzard couldn't be original about even that
>>27475227
>I've heard of the people in this cottage industry going after each other for using/stealing assets
You mean every fucking company?
Where the white fillies at?!
The fillies are trying to sleep.
I going to ask Pacific Glow on a date
>>27475316
Right here.
>>27475364
Not tonight they ain't.
Give one good reason (that isn't some derivative of "HOT MONKEY DICK") that a pony would ever go on a date with you.
>>27475371
i hope you love fucking ass because she loves it deep in her asshole
>>27475394
I can't give you something I don't have
>>27475394
i have a huge bag of horse carrots
>>27475394
HOT HUMAN DICK
>>27475394
they probably wouldn't go out with me
>>27475394
predator/prey fetish
>>27475394
She wouldn't. I was under no delusion that THE DICK would be a reason in the first place.
>>27475394
I'm taller and I can beat her old boyfriend up.
>>27475394
I'm smart and have a lot of money
>>27475394
my human hands allow me to give the best tummy rubs and ponut fistings around
>>27475394
I know how to make a love potion.
>>27475394
i know the secret to destroying celestia once and for all
What did you do with all the ponies? Where are they? What have you done?!
>>27475428
Did that horse just eat that chick?
>>27475411
Is she a secret Pinkie clone?
>>27475545
She's pinkie from a future episode.
>>27475545
in canon: no
in my headfanon: yes
>>27475456
>can beat up her old boyfriend
Now now, lets not bring Sunset shimmer and flash sentry into this
>>27475528
I have laid out several glue traps, and captured the ponies.
>>27475593
i love fat human tits so much but i also love horsies so much
i guess that is why i accept the absurd horse crotch boobs
>>27474548
I consider the original fillyscout-naming to be one of my best contributions to /mlp/.
>>27475593
I want to admire tiddies with ponko.
>>27475608
Can't you just admire ponk's tiddies?
>>27475599
I love both but huge crotch tits are gross.
>>27475608
I would be Pinkie's booby buddy.But what if EqG also loves tiddies?
>>27475608
Nopony does that like pinkie does
>>27475540
Yep. Horses can and do eat meat on occasion, even if they're not usually omnivores.
>>27475627
the weird thing about impossibly large crotch tits is that i love them and hate them at the same time
its like my brain cant decide
>>27475630
I DISAGREE
>>27475394
We'd go out to strip clubs and get pony big ol' tiddy snuggles, of course.Someone needs to do Pinkie Pie getting boob hugs from a stripper.
>>27475630
go fuck your anus, fs loves rough petting
>>27475627
>But what if EqG also loves tiddies?
Have a perky pink party girl on one side honking on unsuspecting girls tiddies and a peppy ponko party pony on the other using her complete disregard for the laws of physics to magic herself under their shits and bras.
>>27475667
And if pink pony teleports to pink party girl's perky pups?
>>27475687
please see left side
>>27475657
>go fuck your anus
rude
Please do not milk the ponies. Please do not impregnate them first so you can milk them.
>>27475694
this is extremely arousing
>>27475724
>keeping a horse forever pregnant produces more milk
MEGA UNF MAXIMUM
>>27475694
I don't see what that has to do with a pink pony rubbing a pink girl's tiddies.
>>27475722
what is your fav pony pussy?
pink and white covers all of my waifus
>>27475743
pony pussys are all black and pink
>>27475743
Pink covers all of them, technically.
>>27475733
sweetie belle no
>>27475739
eqg is awful and gross
>>27475764
>not wanting to impregnate Sweetie Belle
>>27475775
you are looking at it all wrong my friend
it brings fellow creeps together who want to fuck pinkie but are not a fan of horses, at the end of the day there is more people wanting to fuck pinkie than ever
and that makes the world a better place for us all
>>27475775
>>27475784
what if i want cute little pegasususs
>>27475807
Then you have supreme taste in young horses.
>>27475775
Unfortunate
>>27475807
I hope you're ready. Pegasi pregnancies are a demanding 11 months.
>>27475803
What would Pinkie do with her evil powers
>>27475831parties
>>27475836boobie parties
>>27475831
force the world to party and take drugs all day instead of working
>>27475807
>>27475819
>>27475826
Pregnant pegasi get very clingy with their mates and defensive of their territory, since they are at their most vulnerable being unable to either fly away from danger or use their flight to their advantage in a fight.
>>27475849
The only correct answer.
>>27475862
I'm okay with that.
>>27475849
What do you even do at a boobie party?
>>27475775
Equestria Girls isn't shit.
It's mediocre twaddle.
The entire franchise has one actual character, pic related, and various shadows and echoes of characters from a better series.
>>27475882expand the boobieshttp://pastebin.com/hcUaLQXA
>>27475849
i am going to go search for some erotic fanfiction about pinkies fat tits now
>>27475886
>Sunshit
Overrated garbage
Thankfully none of that garbage will ever taint the show
>>27475890
>anthro
anon
anon you tried but
would you let pinkie blow her party cannon in you
>>27475893
http://pastebin.com/r7UXukuj
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/202537/folder/26342/1/pinkie039s-pies
+ >>27475890
let me know if you find anything good
Dorklettes need love too.
And cake.
i know this is a long shot but would there happen to be a fic about human hyper tits pinkie going to equestria and publicly titfucking all colts around for some reason
>>27475886
>someone says eqg is awful
>sunshitfag desperately defending that pile of shit franchise and his awful waifu
poetry
>>27475934
>hyper
stopped reading
>>27475906
Interesting how she keeps showing up, in pony form, on merchandise.
Also, having her back home would kill EqG for good…
>>27475934
wewlad
>>27475934
>human female
There's precious little of that at all
You could be the pioneer
>>27475934
No, I agreeyou should ask about it over here >>27425098
>>27475927
Yes, Anon, yes they do.
>>27475950
There's a reason there's so little of it.
It's shit.
>>27475906
>>27475940
>>27475946
What merchandise?
Never seen it personally.
Also she's never going to be on the show
First S*nset is not a FiM character so no one in their right mind working on the show would devote resources to it
ANd second, she is an EG character. S*nset is right at home.
>>27475958
>5 days ago
>only 180 posts
/mlp/ is ded as fuck
>>27475964
>>27475945
you dont like a girl with huge tits fuckin a bunch of horses?
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>27475972
JUST LIKE TRASH IN THE BIN
>>27475964
>>27475927
>>27475963
nerds need sex too, but no relationship only dick
i dont want to be seen in public with nerd
>>27475996
ITS. SHIT.
What happened to the "gusse my favorite pony with my Face" Thread?
>>27475991
keep living in denial
>>27476024
What do you think you stpid cunt?
It got deleted.
Honestly I'd marry any pony that'd say "Yes."
>>27476032
Okay why?
>>27476030
LMAO
That doesn't really prove anything.
The people working on the show have already gone on record saying that EqG is canon only if you want it to be.
Hasbro and the writer's plan for Sunset has been for her to be part of her franchise, it's been that way since the first movie.
A few toys don't really prove anything.
>>27476030
>keep living in denial
how else am i going to get through my shitty life?
>>27476030
This thing is adorable.
>>27476037
>>27476040
Because
>>>/soc/
>>27476045
I want to take those minis and put them in compromising positions with the stallion figures
>>27476051
C'mon. You know I meant show ponies.
>>27476043
You're right.
It doesn't prove anything.
The graphic artist just needed a cute ketchup-and-mustard unicorn.
>>27476055
But we can't do this anywhere other than /mlp/
>>27476065
there's trash!
>>27475978
I dont think you know what ded is
>>>/i/429794
>>27476063
In that box art, yeah. I remember someone saying those were old vectors. Looks like to me the artist of the box just wanted to fill up space. Unless you're implying something other than that, lad.
>>27476067
Where are the mods i want to speak to them that thread was not off-topic
>>27476063
little
little
little
>It's a shimmerfags shitting up the entire thread episode
When Spike was told that ponies wanted to mount him this wasn't what he was expecting.
>>27476072
>a dead board is one where topics live a long time
Mind blown.
ON A COLD WINTER PONY
>>27476076
Do you even know the rules faggot?
>>27476078
Eh, it's just one delusional shimmerfag that thinks his garbage barbie doll waifu is ever going to be on the show based off a few toys. Nevermind ignoring that the vast majority of her toys are EqG and what the writers have stated.
>>27476098
a warm sweater
>>27476106
Not canon :^)
>>27476100
It was pony related right
>>27476113
Yet
>people always getting butthurt over a hot dog horse
They only posted about one or two before you got all assblasted and that just invites them to post more. It's just a spin off human, what the hell bothers you so much about it?
here you go twily, you said extra cheese right?
>>27474946
>*it was a hologram*
>>27476086
>claim /mlp/ is ded
>get mad when an actual ded board is posted
Are you okay?
>>27476122
now there is a pony who knows how to make a horse dick cum at maximum efficiency
>>27476123
I desperately require art of the hot dog humanhorse wearing the hot dog clown costume.
>>27476123
It's garbage t b h
They should just ban it off /mlp/
>>27476133
I'm not that same guy, guy.
>>27475978
/mlp/'s tendency to keep dead threads bumped for days rather than just letting them fall off the board makes it look worse than it actually is I think
>>27476106
Oh god, Glimmer is beatiful there.
>>27476118
Nope.
Post your ugly face isn't related to the show even if u people to guess your favorite pony
>>27476140
Point still stands, hombre
>>27476154
I'm not your hombre, chico.
>>27476123
are you talkin shit mother fucker
>>27476154
Dude I was just making a silly joke about the paradox of dead boards. I'm not involved in your argument.
>>27476102
I sure am glad those ponies don't have genitalia, or else this picture could be misinterpreted.
>>27476149
Man fuck you i was having fun, i don't see how we hurt anyone
>>27476157
I'm not your chico, vato
>>27476164
Gee
What ever do you mean?
>>27476166
Which one was you?
>>27476160
If you are not involved then why did you reply to my post?
Dont get upset when you make an observation only to get corrected
post the worst pony tumblr you fap to
http://diaperclop.tumblr.com/
I'm glad people finally got over Twilicorn.
>>27476188
Time litreally heals all wounds I guess.
>new APA page
>No thread on /mlp/
Did they manage to drive Pencils away?
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27476185
0/10, not enough Moondancer
>>27476175
The arabic guy with book horse waifu, but it doesn't matter now, i'll just go do other things sigh
>>27476195
Yes
>>27476188
People always find new things to complain about.
>>27476188
But Twily was always corn.
>>27476198
I will never understand you, anon
>>27476188
i am still married to unicorn twily and i snuggle my unicorn twily plush every night.
also i photoshop the wings out of every porn picture before i fap. i just dont reeeeee as much as i used to about it.
>>27476205
Good.
>>27476206
Yeah, I know.
And it doesn't matter how ridiculous it is…
>>27476224
>ellipses
Don't talk to me or my wife's dog ever again.
>>27476217
I love moondancer taking a horse shit in a horse diaper, there is nothing more to understand.
>>27476226
oh, now it's go time
>>27476226
Whats....wrong.... with...ellipses...
>>27476239
Oh shit, that's adorable.
>>27476239
Fuck, das cute.
>>27476220
My condolences.
(Note: my Twi plushie is also a unicorn.)
>>27476245
Boohoo
>>27476254
2hu
>>27476250
Why so mad familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYzECnTN2L0
>>27476220
>>27476260
Why so serious, senpai?
>>27476262
That NMM looks rad
>"and the wings are so huge!"
Good.
>>27476266
I don't
how did this ever get out into the wild
>>27476278
Too bad GoH will fail
filly is drying off in your computer room
>>27476266
>Equal opportunity employer.
Huh, I guess we can have cart pusher level head shrinkers.
>>27476299
it will win
my definition of win is tons of hot pony ass shots i can jack my dick to
that is guaranteed to happen
>>27476307
That deserves a pat on the head
>>27476323
That is so fucking satisfying.
>>27476323
So that's how you clean the ancient city of Asus.
>>27476323
>Why is that compressor blowing out colla-
>OH GOD WHY
Filly kisses
>>27476351
stallion smooches
>>27476351
Filly lower kisses.
>>27476353
i bet this is a common occurrence for rarity walking around in public. stallions just instantly blowing their loads at her when she walks by.
>>27476323
I need to dust out my case...
>>27476386
Record it
>>27476386
No...
Put more dust in your case.
>>27476393
question, is it legal to fuck highschool shimmer
>>27476407
Pinkie doesn't think anyone's a loser.
Pinkie just wants to party.
And sometimes touch your junk.
>>27476407
Going through a portal didn't stop her from being roughly 25-30 years old.
>>27476407
No.
Pony Shimmer is totally fair game, though.
>>27476407
>I don't care about the haters
>which is why I'll announce to the whole world how much they bother me
>>27476416
No it isn't
Bestiality is illegal.
>>27476427
is it really bestiality when they are sapient?
>>27476427
Not in pony land, it's not.
>>27476434
Nope.
>>27476434
Dunno but try telling that to the popo
>>27476439
But you're not in pony land and neither is she tbf
It's p. illegal in most of the western world.
Foals
>>27476446
>It's p. illegal in most of the western world.
But not in Germany!
>>27476455
no thank you
>>27476462
>>27476471
okay
fine
sorry
the foals can stay
but they have to let me pat them on the head and scritch their chins
>>27476462
Pinkie, we have to cook.
>>27476474
Foal will agree to these terms
>>27476495
I hope that filly is ready to tolerateme yelling N O I whenever I see her from a distance
Hmm do you think 4chan could use a notification for your IP or something like that, it's annoying to check the threads for the (You)s
>>27476521
make thread auto update
look for red exclamation points
>>27476521
that's what the thread watcher is for?
>>27476521
install 4chanx
leave the tabs open
activate desktop notificationsI'm not entirely sure if you really need 4chanx anymore, maybe the native extension can do the same by now
>>27476516
I wonder how Mrs. Cake would respond to that sorta thing.
ded thred
>>27476588
The last post has only been 19 seconds before yours
>>27476588
The world needs more Coco and Marble butt.
>>27476594
Ded
Thred
>>27476594
if I have to wait more than ten seconds between ponyposts I get anxious
>>27476605
But most of the time we are between 1-2 posts per minute
>>27476617I know
>>27476617
... one post every one to two minutes I meant to say
mmm Glimmies
Replac beb with colt
>>27476647
stallion instead, though
>>27476650
>>27476656
pls?
>>27474367
Why were the facial expressions in SRR so fucking great?
>>27476658
Stallions who are not /trash/ sentries may accompany the colts if they wish. But colts shall at all times hold precedence.
>>27476266
>why didn't you tell that autist he missed the point and he should go make some friends?
Who else /insomnia/ here?
>>27476683
>insomnia
No, just lazy neet
pone needs fresh batteries
>>27476683
I need to be up in 3 and a half hours, that's the worst part.
>>27476683
>have pretty good and stable sleep schedule
>one day I miss it by a few hours
>body goes apeshit
>schedule now completely turned around
>sleeping for 5 hours or 20
FUCK
>>27476650
Does is oddly fitting him. Any of human Flash?
>>27476699
>sleep schedule takes fucking weeks to repair but one day to break
FUCKING WHYIt's because we're getting older. 28fag here.
>>2747671529 hereJesus fuck,is this what dying is like?
>>27476717
Life is one long slow journey to the grave, friend.
Remember when you were 18 and you could have gaming marathons lasting a fucking week, with about 10 cumulative hours of sleep? I do. I can't fucking do that anymore. ;_;
>GTA IV comes out
>book the week off work
>spent two days blitzing the SP mode in one sleepless stint, and the rest going nuts of multiplayer with a couple of short sleeps between
>GTA V comes out
>book the week off work
>can barely last 24 hours without feeling tired as fuck
>probably slept more than I played the game
>>27476626
I hope she gets more screentime
>>27476768
>>27476715
>>27476717
Haha, you are old!27
>>27476786
>26
>still not even so much as kissed another personTick tock
>>27476796
Aim for Grand Wizard, m8
I lost my virginity at 13; it's not all it's cracked up to be.
>>27476796
>clock is ticking!
>>27476801
I'm in no hurry.
I mean, how can any human ever measure up to the standard set by ponies?
Hey guys, I did another one for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=788RIpqVhMsI couldn't wait for Saturday so I'm doing older episodes in no particular order
>>27476801
Neither was I, but at 13 I didn't really know how to refuse the advances of my 32-year-old piano teacher.
>>27476850
Meant for >>27476822
>>27476849
>the Maud dialogue
10/10
>>27476854
At that age i refused advances from girls in my clasd.
But of course that's was mostly because i'm a huge faggot who don't need no womyn.
Fillies.
>>27476861
So did I. They did it in such a hamfisted way because at that age nobody knows what the fuck they're doing, even me. But my piano teacher had well beyond a decade's experience over them.
how do I make pony my friend
>>27476868
Never enough fillies
>>27476879
these fillies frighten me
please give calm fillies for relaxation purposes
>>27476881
Filly is trying to calm down for you
Stop fillyposting and start mareposting.
>>27476868
We get it bro, you filly.
>>27476801
I lost my virginity at 18 when I visited a gay bathhouse.
Got my ass fucked by some South Korean uni student.
Seriously you guys should just, like, go onto google and find the location of your nearest sex-on-premises venue. They're fucking everywhere.
>>27476683
Who else /mischief/ here
Told my boss I was sick and can't come to work today
I lied
>>27476891
why would I ever post adult ponies that aren't stallions
>>27476897
>I lied
>>27476883
thank you, filly
now I can rest easy
>>27476894
So...you're basically asking us to follow you to the gay bathhouse?
>>27476905
Filly failed
>>27476908
filly tried her filly best
and she's not particularly frightening
so it's a huge improvement and it's much appreciated
I want to play with the CMC.
>>27476907
I'm just saying that it's a fool-proof method of losing your virginity.
>>27476923
I believe you dude.
I'm looking forward to "Applejack's Off"
>>27476931
I want to slowly remove Rara's boop shield.
>>27476849
I was waiting for the Saddle Row one and already thought you stopped doing them, but I guess I just missed your post
>Today is National Heat Awareness Day
You'll call now.
>national heat awareness day
>>27476962
Those types of post are known to splinter
She is making a grave mistake
>>27476947
I'll call now
>estrus awareness day
So how many of you fags are going to bronycon?
>>27476991
I'm not going because I might meet you
And you stink
>>27476994
Do you think mares would get off to the stink of dirty pants used by anons?
>>27476923
But what if i live in a tiny place in the middle of nowhere?
>>27477019
Stupid dog
>>27477019
Travel to a big city
And if you don't have the cash whore yourself out to get it
>>27476849
I don't know why I love these videos so much.
>>27477032
It's shit
>>27476849
you're my hero man
>>27476849
Fuckin A, I was hoping you would do the earlier ones as well, they're great.
Why are ponies so fucking racist
>>27477025
Too much work.
I'll stick to ponies
>>27476849
Rarity's not a very good conversationalist.
>>27477039
Why aren't you?
>>27476944
Did you see it, then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EY_J_65FLs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tgv5oHCVOME&feature=youtu.be
Touch horse butts
>>27477053
Yeah, I checked your other videos when you posted the most recent one.
I riked it
>>27477056
I love random horse videos on youtube
>>27477056
It's so weird how much horses are attached to humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G94S3wbCmpY
Horses are sweeties
>>27476849
I definitely don't want to get psycho-analyzed by Maud.
I ate a filly once. She was delicious.
>>27477056
That horse is giving a young child a lap dance.
Police! Arrest this pervert!
>>27477095
As are half horses.
>>27477121
yes
>>27477149
Pretty sure centaurs are toeing the line.
>>27477168
what about
hooving it
>>27477178
>>27477186
I wanna sproing her horn.
>I don't don't understand why you're patting me while I'm talking to you, it's not very dignified and...I didn't tell you to stop.
Fillie fillied the fillie again
>>27477186
That's a very scary Twilicorn. Is she going to attack?
>>27476899
Hes so much cuter as a normal pone
>>27477248
fillies filling fillies?
you don't say!
>>27477248
What's a fillie?
>>27477264
That's a fillie
>>27477254
Go back to work you filthy horse
>>27477273
4 day weekend my dear anonymous
>>27477263
I never realized how easy it is for two mares to rub their stuff against each others. They just need to go butt to bott. No fancy scissoring or anything.
I would kiss a pony
>>27477279
You only just realised this?
>>27477278
4 days HORSEEND, mr. blimp.
4 consecutive days of horse ends.
>>27477300
I can do that
Filly wants to leave the EU (Equestrian Union), and inspired by grexit (griffonstone exit) decided to make a horse exit pun.
She is now walking around town shouting horseit horseit horseit.
Dumb headcanon time.DT and SS got the idea of their secret butt shake from Lyra & Bon Bon.They don't know what it actually represents.
>>27477337
Rarity secretly knows a lot about hoofball because of her dad
>>27477305
Butt responsibly!
>>27477354
Always!
>>27477356
Oh no!
The horse butt ran away!
Bonbon's incredibly fat horsebutt
>>27477362
The horse butt shall always return, for it is the weekend!
I also realized I don't have any rose butts that are actually safe to post
hope we see her again
I want to bury my face into marevag and jerk off to her taste.
Well, just caught up on this season.
Pretty good so far, really like how they are doing Starlight Glimmer
>>27477373
Oh god, from the thumbnail it looked like she had lowered bulging butthole
>>27477373
Me too.
I'm loving Rarity's fashion pony harem.
>>27477389
Is there any chance the movie will outdo Frozen in the box office?
>>27477429
There's always a chance.
But it's so unlikely that I wouldn't bet on it.
>>27477429
No.
>>27477429
it depends on their marketing
>>27477439
In other words, not totally zero, but so close to it that it might as well be zero.
>>27477429
I don't even want to imagine what the turnout is going to look like on opening night
>>27477455
Not very high?
>>27477455
Yeah, i think it`ll be a GREATEST fail like third EG or even worse
>>27477429
Wait we're getting a proper FiM movie? Nice.
And god no, its not even going to touch a Disney movie at the box office
I kinda want to have a Japanese MLP series like they did with PPG.
>>27477462
dude what
>>27477462
I can't imagine it being very high.
I think they only people willing to go see it without kids would usually be the kind of pony fans you don't want to associate with.The only way I'm going to be able to see it in theaters is if I take my younger cousins and I don't want them to know what kind of men like the same things as them
>>27477468
I would love that
FiM would weave itself to anime so well
>>27477293
I'm not really into lesbian stuff
>>27477468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgeTpfCv6zEBut PPGZ was awful
>>27477523
I wish to be the zebra
I wish to pound spoiled rich while she berates me for not doing a better job or living up to her expectations.Or we can just do financial domination stuff
Aunt Orange has a business meeting with Filthy Rich.
What happens?
>>27477555They open up an orange store in manehatten and become business partners
who is the best writer in current staff?
>>27477585
It's hard to pick, but the new writers have been killing it
>>27477468
hi hi hi
>>27477585
I don't even pay attention to who writes what nowadays
>>27477415
Rate season so far.
>>27477585
Hard to say. Confolane has given us twoor am I missing any?great episodes this season which stuck out a bit more than the rest though.
On the other hand, there are no Merriweather-tier writer anymore where you already dread the airing of the episode as soon as you see who wrote it.
>>27477604
I did have that one, as I took it, though the misalignment of the tail always bugged the heck out of me
>>27477611
ponies/10
>>27477611
aight
>>27477615
Gay
>>27477611
Not very good/10
Honestly I'm a little bummed at the fact that I'm the only one here who isn't liking it
>>27477611
I didn't like the baby episode, or the cmc episode, or the Trixie episode. But besides that it's good.
>>27477611
Not my favorite so far.
But definitely good.
>>27477559
I think Aunt Orange is underrated.
>>27477625
>no cutie mark
oh noooooo
>>27477611
better than season four but not good as season 5 to me
>>27477634
I never realized that was the only pic I had of her
>>27477642
Would you have sex with her?
>>27477647
>Would I have sex with a mature mare
It's like you don't even know me
>>27477636
Oh crap
>>27477659
This is much better
even if it is from a fan vid, definitely acceptable
You know, pony is still in heat. Better get those clothes off!
>>27477664
Man how does one even recognize its origin so easily
>>27477689
Its me, anon
ponies waving to you as they casually fuck in the streets
>>27477694
It's*
>>27477697
Nice
I'd go chat them up, then whip it out and see if they want another dick in the mix
>>27477689
He's the pony Rain Man
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>>27477656
>tfw no Christmas cake pony to help feel young and pretty
I think I need to get out more.
And laid:
>>27477675
Twi's still pone sized, but is starting to grow into a proper alicorn. That probably only amplifies the "hot librarian" thing she already had going on.
would you go on a date with a pony?
what would you even talk about?
>>27477770
yes
stuffpony stuff
>>27477770
i spy with my little eye a little cutie in the corner
should i go over and talk to her?
>>27477777
dumb quintsposter
>>27477770
>what would you even talk about?
Clothes.
see this
what do
>>27477789
What would you say to her?
>>27477804
>y-you too
turn 360º and walk away
>>27477804
i'd probably just pick her up and hug her, then run away before the ponice show up
>>27477811
>>27477815
You guys are going to scare this poor mare
>>27477800
Thank AJ for the pie
See if she wants to help me double team that cutie in the back.
how do you impress rarity on a date
>>27477849
Tell her that all my favourite episodes star her
>>27477715
Anon pls.
>>27477849
eat her ass
everybody eats pussy these days but how many guys eat ass?
>>27477923
she will never kiss you
would twi fuck on the first date
how do you seal the deal
>>27477849
Why the fuck would I be on a date with Rarity
Is Ponyville a crazy, noisy, bizarre town?
>>27477849
Rev up any sexual tension she puts in the air, then when she hints at wanting to get a taste of the goods, totally clam jam her until the next date.
She'll be leaving spots on the seats next time. Don't tease her too much, though, lest she get aggressive. I'd give her dick, but I wouldn't put out on command. I know she wants to earn it, so I'll give her a challenge.
Also, make sure I do this : >>27477923, but only if she really likes having her dock played with. Don't want to spook her by going straight for the donut.
>>27477941
It seems like it sometimes
>>27477933
>how do you seal the deal
Ask her out on another date to the library. Bang her in the reading lounge, but quietly.
>>27477935
Good question. Usually, you need to have decent taste to want to hang out with best pony.
I think a pony like Fluttershy would be more up your alley.
>>27477941
Yes and I love it
>>27477959
>Rarity
>anywhere near best pony
She's like the one pony actually worse than Fluttershy
>>27477967
Drop your shitty taste list right now. I don't trust your judgment. Best to worst pony with meme arrows, right now.
>>27477961
Holy mackerel are ponies flexible
Are they snakes???
>>27477970
>Applejack
>Rarity
>Ponka Poe (when not a screaming retard)
>Fluttershy
>Rainbow "Shell Shock the Flying Flock," Dash
>Toiket Sprinkle
>>27477980
Your top three picks are in agreement with mine. Here is my list:
>Rarity
>Applejack
>Ponki
>Twilight
>Rainbow
>Flutterdump
>>27477800
Leavewithout paying
>>27477980
>>27477990
>Forgetting the newest mane character
>GlimGlam
>Rainbow Dash
>Pinkie Pie
>Fluttershy
>Rarity
>Twilight
>Applejack
>>27477977
Only sometimes.
>>27477990
Bad taste
>>27477998
Glimmy is secondary at best
>>27477998
>>27477990
Okay, let me revise:
>Rarity
>Applejack
>Starlight
>Ponki
>Rainbow
>Flutterdump
>>27478003
Where's your list? At current, you appear to have...no taste
>>27477998
Glimmy doesn't even deserve to be mentioned
>>27478011
Yeah, she's so far above everyone else it'd be unfair
>>27477970
>Pank
>Twalot
>Flotter
>Stalin
>Apfl
>Rarot
>Rambo
>>27477970
>book horse
>equal horse
>fashion horse
>adhd horse
>fast horse
>shy horse
>boring horse
>>27477970
Purple
Glimglam
Pink
Apples
Fast
Slut
Shithorse
>Six years later and some people still don't understand Rarity is best pone
>>27477970
>Be Dyke Pony Eat Candy Vag
>Flutterbutter
>Appul
>Rara v1.0
>Mary Sue
>Screaming Pink Retard
Grumpy mares.
spoken like a true master.
>rarity
>good
oh look, the memes are back
>>27478064
Not everyone can have horrible taste
>>27477970
>White
>Purple
>Pink
>Other pink
>Yellow
>Blue
>Orange
What if Rarity WAS good, though?
>>27478078
>>27478079
If Rarity isn't best pony then why are all her episodes the best?
>>27478090
They aren't
i think fluttershy is too shy and flutter to go on dates
what could you do to get close to her?
>>27478090
But Rarity hasn't had a good episode since S2
>>27478090
>then why are all her episodes the best
that's not rainbow dash
>>27478094
I'd do anything to keep her away from me
Would you invite yourself to this table and sit down?
>>27478093
Prove it.
>>27478096
Why are you lying on the internet?
what's the best restaurant to take pinkie to on a date without spending the entire contents of your wallet?
a girl's gotta eat
>>27478097
>>27478109
>Prove it.
Amending Fences isn't a Rarity episode
>>27478117
People always laugh to cope with something bad happening, sorry anon
>>27478108
even in an imaginary world where little magical ponies exist i wouldn't have the nerve to do that
>>27478118
What does Twilight having a good episode have to do with all Rarity episodes being perfect?
>>27478121
I need all the laughter I can get to cope with your bad taste then.
>>27478132
Amending Fences is better than all Rarity episodes combined
>>27478132
I don't have bad taste
Stop being in denial, anon
>>27478132
>Rarity episodes
>perfect
Did Rarity fuck you in exchange for you praising her stale shit or something, anon?
>>27478134
Nah man nah
>>27478136
If that's what you have to tell yourself.
>>27478153
>If that's what you have to tell yourself.
"When the individual recognizes that denial cannot continue, they become frustrated, especially at proximate individuals."
>>27478139
>>27478162
Tell me more, doctor.
>>27478163
that sounds bad
Why do Rarifags get so butthurt that their waifu is terrible?
>>27478172
Shit taste combined with a superiority complex
>>27478172
They're overly dramatic and prissy, just like their imaginary horse girlfriend
>>27478172
>Best episodes
>Best songs
>Best VA
You can do better than this, anon.
>>27478188
>Best songs
Stop posting
>>27478181
She's a very villainous mare
>>27478188
>Best episodes
>Best songs
>Best VA
You can do better than this, anon.
ITT: Rarifags getting BTFO at every turn
>>27478194
Okay. Who has the best songs then, oh wise and mighty patrician?
>>27478200
She only has one song to herself.
Please tell me how her VA is the best.
Rarity is a desperate virgin. She'll end as crazy cat lady.
>>27478206
Luna if you count You'll Play Your Part, otherwise it'd be Glimglam or Pinkie
>>27478206
>She only has one song to herself.
>Please tell me how her VA is the best.
At this point you're just shitposting
>>27478217
Can you explain more? Since I'm a pleb when it comes to music I don't really understand why those songs are better than the songs sung by Rarity.
>>27478222
For stating a fact and asking a question?
>>27478228
>no! you've got to EXPLAIN why those songs are better
Until (You) explain why Rarity's song are so great, fuck off
I wish I could post a pony right now
she'd be really cute
>>27478235
No one ever asked me to.
>>27478228
I'm not going to go fuckk musical analysis on your ass, but they're just way more interesting
Rarity's songs except for Art of the Dress are boring as shit
>>27478243
And I don't have to explain shit until you explain why Rarity songs are better and since you can't, Rainbow Dash will always be better
>>27478246
So this is just your opinion then? Nothing really based on your musical knowledge?
>>27478247
But I asked you first. If you were interested in why I think what I think why not ask beforehand instead of getting upset that I said something you don't agree with, then getting even madder when I ask you to explain why you have those opinions or why your beliefs are facts.
>>27478257
Do you expect me to write a dissertation on why they're more interesting?
Fuck off
>>27478257
>I don't have to explain anything, but you do
>you didn't ask first for evidence
Are Rarifags vatniks?
>>27478262
>>27478262
>>27478262
Do you like the city?
>>27478263
I expect you to be able to explain yourself just a little more. Which should be easy if you're talking to a pleb like me.
>>27478206
Raras had Art of the Dress, which was good.
The rest have been terrible, uninteresting shit.
There have been tons of single-character songs that were better than Art of the Dress too. Like Glimglam's Our Town, DT's Pony i wanna be, and basically every singly not-a-gag ponk song.
>>27478274
Oh and i should point out that is only counting solo songs. If we count group songs in i'd be listing all day.
>>27478271
I'll explain after you do, but again, if you were interested in the why, why not ask earlier? Especially if you think I can't explain myself.
>>27478274
>So this is just your opinion then? Nothing really based on your musical knowledge?
You didn't really explain anything.
>>27478284
What the fuck are you talking about?
You asked who has the best songs then, i gave you an answer.
i wish i had a horsecock
i wish i had a maud pie
>>27478361
i wish i could eat out all the pie sisters and compare their vaginal flavors
>>27478425
Maud Pie's flavor is out of this world
>>27477770
Where ever the conversation goes. If it's a first date probably a lot about each other so we get to know each other better.