How do you defend yourself from Rapebow?

>>27468777
Easy:
she's not real

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Use a quadrisyllabic word and watch her crumble.

>>27468788
It's Dash, she would have a hard time even trying to understand the word "Glass"

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>>27468777
Implying I want to defend myself

>>27468777
call the cops

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>>27468777
with my benis.
rebeatedly

Why should I?

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>>27468833
oh snab :DDDD
doble dubs gonvirm

>>27468777
>defend

>>27468777
Play dead. She wouldn't rape a dead person, would she?

>>27468777
With a gun. I'm not going to let rainbow shit violate me.

>>27468777
By being male.

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>>27468777
With super-rape

>>27470053
>Rainbow Dash and Octavia try to rape each other

>>27470446
...How would that even work?

>>27468777
How much of a fully blown faggot do you have to be to try and not get raped by her?

>>27470019
You deserve it more than anyone, faggot.

>>27468777
Breaking her guitar

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>>27468777
I want Rainbow Dash to kick me in the balls.

>>27470492
NO U.

Also, get some taste fag.

>>27468777
>men
>can be raped
lol no, men are pigs

>>27470706
Can I rape an actual pig, though?

>>27470722
Yes. They're worth more than men are.

>>27468777
She a scrawny teenage girl, she can't be that hard to fend off.

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>>27470746

I fart on her dick.

Palm strike to the nose with sufficient force to at least break it, then high tail my ass out of there.

Oh, wait, you weren't asking for actual answers, one moment.

"lol, who's raping who?"

>>27470807
I am a girl, for realsies

>>27468777
piss and shit in my pants in an attempt to turn her off.

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>>27470024

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>implying she want rape me
>implying I don't want she
>implying she even can
>Me in pic

>>27470814
tits + timestamp or gtfo

>>27470922
>meme of 2008
KYS, fappening newfag

>>27468777
I don't.

She may be an unlikeable cunt, but she's still hot.

>>27470911
>implying it would even be rape

>>27470932
then it's settled, dudebro my man

>>27468777
Disguise yourself as clothes.

>>27470530
Mildly unf.

>>27470932
>meme of 2008
>not knowing the rules of the internet
and you call him a newfag

>>27468777
>rape
Honestly, all these newfags struggling for the right answer.

I hate neo-mlp.

>>27472650
I bet he doesn't even know what rule 34 is.

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>>27468777
My face is enough to prevent any sexual encounter with a girl

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>>27472754

>>27468777
Consent.

>>27472903
Winrar

>>27472754
I figured it was more of a dominance thing than actual sex.

>>27468777
It's like I always tell them: the easiest way to stop a rape is to start consenting.

>>27472650
What number is?, and are rules of the 4chan community no of the internet, 4chan is not the center of the universe, you know, stupid kid you think that 4chan is the shit, make a better world and KYS

>>27468777
I ask her politely to leave me alone.

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>>27474351
I'm sure a witty retort is inbound from someone else who speaks the language of summer, but I'm just gonna sit here and watch this little grammatical trainwreck.

>>27474387
>hurr is a summerfag because he is not following muh ridiculous rules
Fuck you

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>>27474418
No, I'm saying that you're a summerfag because you seem to have difficulty typing legibly, as shown >>27474351 here.

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>>27470024

>>27474496
Is because the English isn't my first language, you cunt

>>27474496
Why do dashfags and Shimmerfags hate each other so much? its like bloods and crips in every thread

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>>27474514
Fair enough. Now, if you'll go back to arguing about the rules with someone else, I've got another Anon to attend to.

>>27470463
I distinctly remember watching some porno like that
These chicks were fighting and whoever came first lost

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>>27474515
I'm neither a Dashfag nor a Shimmerfag. I'm just a guy trying to point out flaws. As far as our *ahem* female goes, I don't care one way or another. We stay off of Tumblr, so they can stay out of here. If not, they should be ready for what we throw at them.

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>>27474560
Legend of Zuma. Good stuff.

>>27474538
>pony.mov
>>>>/out/

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>>27474515
Because are fags

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>>27474575
>not recognizing a common reaction gif
Found the newfag.

>>27474593
>he call me newfag
>reaction face
How old are you here?, I pretty sure no more that me

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>>27468777

>How do you defend yourself from Rapebow?

By being a dude.

>>27474593
I need a second opinion from an anon here. Are we thinking this is bait?

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>>27474621

I was here on 9-11.

I helped moot create the This one's for you dad meme.

>>27474560
Just like my hentai comics!

>>27474627
But anon... Dykes and fags don't exist in utopias...

>>27474658
Nice "oldest memes" googling

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>>27474680

That's not even a particularly old meme, anon.

Also you missed it.

>>27468777
Considering EqGirls are all legs with tiny torsos and pencil arms the hardest part would be restraining her without hurting her.

>>27474807
>without hurting her
maybe she wants some pain anon

>>27474832
>pin her arms to her torso with ease.
>squeeze her waist little making her eep.
>whisper into her ear how easy it would be to snap her in half like a tooth pick.
Like me restate my last post.
The hardest part would be my dick.

>>27474807
This Dash will always be stronger than you. She scales with your level, like an Oblivion enemy.

>>27468777
Undo my pants and lay on my bed. Spread my limbs eagle. That's how.

If you ape someone trying to rape you is it rape?

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>>27475060
Going ape on someone is generally considered assault more than rape.

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>>27475060
>If you ape someone trying to rape you is it rape?
I don't know anon, i really don't.

>>27474807
That bitch can set a soccer ball on fire just by kicking it.
Plus she has magick

Run away

No wait

Run away fast

>>27468777

Well, it'll be the first time I've ever pepper sprayed someone in the vagina, but I bet it'll work.

http://jezebel.com/5726935/because-sometimes-we-get-hot-pepper-down-there

Oh, yes. It'll work REAL good.

>>27468777
By actually washing my genitals.

>>27475698
She's probably been pepper sprayed there so many times by now that she's immune.

>>27475643
>The literal pony incarnation of "Gotta go fast"
>outrunning them

>Rape
If pone is in estrus and in need of dicking, I dont see why I wouldn't provide, OP.
If its the human version, however, she can just fuck right off unless she's /fit/ or amazonian variety Dash and not an EQG Ayy lmao

>>27468777
>Implying my virgin armor can be defeated by a mere mortal

>>27468777
Not rape if willing and nice trips