Nightly Scilight Thread #104

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>>27428942
>trip
>previous thread
>story archive
7/10 better than last time

Second for Twilight crossplaying Simon

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>>27429009
Here you go

Jeff gibe de boringlight

>>27419605

>Rose Luck entered the cabin and set down a small duffle bag.
>She looked around melancholically.
>”There’s no flowers up here.”
“I’m sorry about that,” you said while extending your hand to her.
>Rather than shaking, she grabbed it.
>She produced a flower from between her ear and hair and placed it in your palm.
>”Here. To liven up your room.”
>Having never been a fan of flowers yourself, you were rather unimpressed with her gift.
>You forced a smile nonetheless.
>It’s like mother always said. Nobody has to get you anything. Be gracious when they do.
“Thank you.”
>”You’re welcome. And don’t worry, it’s not drugged.”
>Drugs, by the way, was her business.
>Rose Luck, using her vast knowledge of plants, botany experience, and small chain of flower stores, crafted fine drugs that rivaled opioids in their power.
>Their existence led to a close relationship between herself and Dr. Redheart.
>Why?
>Well, Dr. Redheart happened to be the head of several homeless shelters and halfway houses across the region.
>There’s a reason addicts never get better in Canterlot.
“Dr. Redheart, it’s nice to see you.”
>”I suppose,” she answered you, peering around the room.
>”Come on, Red. Don’t be so mean,” whispered Rose Luck.
>The doctor rolled her eyes and turned to you.
>”The pleasure is all mine, Twilight.”
>What was before you was a different woman than the smiling, caring one you’d seen in the papers.
>Figured. Nobody is ever what they public makes them out to be.

>>27429304

>You should know that better than anyone.
“If you go up those stairs, you’ll be met with a row of rooms. You’re free to whichever aren’t currently occupied.”
>”Thanks, Twi,” Rose Luck beamed and picked up her bag.
>She headed off towards the stairs.
>Dr. Redheart turned her attention out the window.
>Outside, Anonymous was chopping wood for the fireplace.
>He had a nice pile made with enough for the next few days.
>A few feet away, sitting under a snowy tree with a book, was his woman.
>”Sure I can’t bunk with him?”
“I wouldn’t advise it.”
>”Whatever.”
>She huffed and meandered over to the fireplace.
>A small fire was going. Nothing big, but enough to keep the room cozy.
>”So, when are the festivities?”
“If you’re referring to the team building exercises I mentioned in the invitation, those will take place after all the other guests have arrived. For now, we’re just relaxing.”
>”Do we relax during dinner too?”
“Yes. Dinner was at eight o’clock last night, but we’ll likely hold it sooner today. Expect it in the neighborhood of six.”

>>27429329

>Deeming the conversation over and done with, you finally motioned for Sunset Shimmer to enter.
>She came in through the door and knelt down at your feet.
“Up.”
>The mayor stood and smiled at you expectantly.
“Speak.”
>”Oh, Twilight, I’m so happy you invited me too.”
“Of course I would. A good set of eyes and a loyal follower. Why wouldn’t I take you with me?”
>Her face fell slightly.
>”Right. Why wouldn’t you take your loyal follower?”
>You led her up to your room and closed the door.
>Even after making sure nobody was around and nothing was bugged, you still spoke in a hushed tone to her.
“I’ve already worked out the details. Anonymous doesn’t do much thinking. He’ll usually follow whatever Innominate says, so he’s no risk. Instead, Rainbow Dash will watch Innominate. As for myself, I’ll be watching Silver Blossom and Rose Luck. They seem nice enough, but sometimes the prettiest flowers are the deadliest.”
>”And what will I do?”
“You keep an eye on Dr. Redheart. You know what to look for.”
>She nodded.
“Plans may change as the other guests arrive.”
>”What about Snowy Bridges? I saw his car out front, but you didn’t mention him.”
“Don’t worry about it. Your world is as large as I dictate. Understand? Did I instruct you to think about Snowy Bridges?”
>She lowered her head and stared at the floor.
>”No.”
“Then why did he cross your mind?”
>”I’m sorry. I didn’t mean anything by it.”
“Get to work.”
>”Yes, Twilight.”
>Sunset left the room with her tail between her legs.
>You decided you’d have to punish her later for speaking out of turn.
>In the meantime, you had nothing to do until the final two guests arrived.
>You made the executive decision to finish your book.

>>27429342

>One hour passed as you sat on the couch.
>As you turned the page to the final chapter of your book, the cabin door opened up.
>You whipped your head around to see which of the final two arrived, only to be met with Innominate and Anonymous.
>The man had an enormous pile of logs in his arms that must have weighed as much as you did.
>As Innominate sat down on your right, he casually walked over to the fireplace and lowered himself to the floor.
>Then, carefully, as if he were delivering a child, he let it go.
>The logs lightly fell to the floor, making about as much noise as a gentle breeze.
>You realized you were in the middle of the couch and scooched over to one end, giving them room to sit together.
>Anonymous plopped down on the couch. Immediately following that, his wife nuzzled up to him, using him like a stone pillow.
>He wrapped an arm around her and lowered his head to hers.
>Interesting, you thought.
>At that moment, you couldn’t have pictured him harming one single fly, when just yesterday you imagined him tearing the entire cabin to shreds in a fit.
>”Oh poo,” came a familiar voice from behind.
>”I suppose I came too late,” shrugged Discord, coming into view.
>He squatted down next to the fireplace and threw a few logs in, sending sparks flying up the chimney.

>>27429356

>”By the way, I just got a message. Did you know we get reception up here? The technology of today is simply amazing. When I was your age, we never would have been able to get calls up here. In fact, phones didn’t even exist. If you wanted to talk to somebody, you did it face to face or you took the time to write them a letter. No drunk texting, no embarrassing pictures left for the whole world to see, no nothing. It really was too boring.”
>He sniffed his hand and grimaced.
>”What were you chopping out there? Cottonwood?”
>”No it’s not fucking cotton, you crazy old fart,” snaps Innominate. “Cotton is a bush or something, not a tree.”
>”Cotton is a bush. Cottonwood is a tree.”
>”That’s crap.”
>”He’s right,” said Anonymous. “Cottonwood is a type of tree. It doesn’t grow in this area though. That’s pine.”
>”Either way,” Discord said impatiently whilst wiping his hand on the mantle, “I got a message. A sort of news report. Some rangers driving around the mountains found a car crashed in a ditch on the side of a road. It was half buried in the snow. Apparently, some time in the night, the driver swerved off the road and fell into the one ditch without a soft snowy pillow to break their fall. One boulder to the windshield later and they were gone.”
“How terrible,” you muttered, completely uninterested in his story.
>”Care to venture who it was?”
>”Some tourist driving where they didn’t belong?” asked the woman.
>”Wrong! Nice try, but wrong. Sunset Crown, driver, Candy Lightning, passenger, and several cans of beer, all perished in that vehicle.”
>Sunset Crown and Candy Lightning.
>Your final two guests.

>>27429365

>”Alcohol, man. That’s why I stick to milk. Nobody ever got ticketed driving under the influence of dairy.”
>”I saw you with a six pack just last night.”
>”Yes, well, let’s not dwell on the past.”
>And just like that, the cabin was full.
>You shut your book and stood up.
“Let the games begin.”

>"Gee, Sea Urchin! How come your mom let's you update twice in one day?"
"Don't worry about it."
Yeah, I'm out. That's it for today. I'll just leave the pastebin and call it a nightly scilight thread. http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK

>>27429393
>and call it a nightly scilight thread
good one

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>>27429393
I love this green.

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smug girl is cute girl

>>27430705
Smug anime girls are my weakness. I can't argue with someone when they post them. I have a thing for smug. It's overpowering.

>>27430717
Were lucky trixie is here

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>>27430717

>>27430705
Trixie's hair is my kryptonite. Top unf.

>>27430705
Who is this artist?

>>27430705
>dat smile
>dat POOFY HAIR
u-unf...

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>>27431321
The first 7-digit numbers in a derpibooru filename will take you to the image you're looking for. (in this case, https://derpiboo.ru/1159383 )
The artist's name is aizy-boy.

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>>27430705
I ship that magician so hard with Twilight. Along with other ships, anyway.

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>>27431314
Best autist waifu

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The Shimmigrant State has noticed the dirty Glimmer infidels trying to steal their Twilights and declares an all-out dykeshit war!

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>>27431427
As if Shimmy should be worried about those inferior waifu-stealers.

Just look at her. She knows what she wants (Twilight) and isn't afraid to go straight for the goods.

>>27431447
I cant fucking handle Shimmer's face in this UNF

>>27431447
>implying shimmer is taking Twilight
Pest shimmer best shimmer

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>>27432638
>pest
Yeah thanks auto correct real good job there. You saved me from almost spelling pet. Woo never would have lived THAT one down.

>>27433504
More Twilight getting bullied pls

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>>27433553

>>27431447
>Glimmer
>Inferior
1v1 me fgt

>>27433886
if theres one thing I know about glimmer is that she is Equal

Shitty drawfag taking requests

>>27434582
Cheerleader Scilight

>>27434582
/r/ Scilight fucking you in the ass with a sock in her head and singing Free Bird

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r9klight fucking when

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>>27434636
I don't draw my own porn buddy

>>27434655
eventually

Anyone have any recent updates on how eqgwf is doing and what she is doing at the moment?

>>27435089
*he

>>27435089
She is at the con with our other writefriends.

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>>27434727
>not drawing your own porn

So, it's pretty clear that a lot of us are ShimmerLight fags. But what's with the lack of ShimmerLight greens? I can't think of one except StalkerLight that explicitly delved into that particular ship.

>>27435893
Writefags are not degerates and have a great desire to build a wall and to make the shimmigrants pay for it

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>>27435893
>not remembering boringlight

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>>27435893
theres been quite a few one shots here and there

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Some old caps.

>>27436390
I remember that
the feels

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>>27436390

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>>27436390
>/nst/: an edgy depressing general in disguise

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>>27436540
Last one.
>>27436535
I thought it was very very autistic. Shimmigrants take the jobs of hard working Twilights and they end up in those worlds illegally.
Most are criminals, rapists and drug dealers who corrupt our Twilights into a life of misery. Some are good people but they should come here legally if they want a better life in our beloved HST worlds.

>>27436631
pretty sure this was established 103 threads ago

>>27436668
"Hey Seven."
>"Yeah?"
>The two of you watch as today's filthy and scared illegal Shimmigrants are rounded up for deportation.
>Ships idle nearby, waiting for their share of Shimmers to fill them up before they can shoot off to anywhere but here.
"I've been doing some thinking. You know, just to pass the time."
>"Uh huh."
>A Shimmigrant tries to run away, but doesn't make it ten feet before she's downed by a taser.
>Her body drops like a rock, and you try not to flinch.
"Has it ever crossed your mind that, I dunno..."
>"That what?"
"Maybe it's just the coffee talking, but with all these deportations. How we're treating non-Twis like, you know, animals?"
>"They're just Shimmigrants, K. You've seen what they've done."
"I've seen what SOME of them have done. But even then, I can't help but think that they've been doing what they've been doing out of sheer desperation. Because here we don't really give them much of a choice."
>"You know, if I wasn't your friend, I'd probably be reporting you to the boss right now."
"And I appreciate that you aren't."
>Seven takes a deep breath and rubs the back of her neck.
>"Look, K. I know that this job can be tough. But questioning the morality of how we handle Shimmigrants is way above our pay grade. You know what happens to Twilights who ask too many questions."
>Yeah.
>You've seen and read about it too many times to forget.
>"But if I have to be honest, it's been bugging me for a while too."
>The Shimmigrants are being herded into the ships by armored Twis now.
"Are you gonna do anything about it?"
>"Same thing I've always done."
>Seven turns around and starts to walk away.
>"I don't think about it."
>You continue to look at the Shimmers entering the ships.
>A peeling poster on a wall has an illustration of a Twilight looking to the side with a confident stare and her chest puffed out.
>The caption reads:
>"A brighter tomorrow."
>You look away and follow your friend.
>"Don't think about it," her words echo in your head.

>>27437284
Slavlight

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>>27437668
"Are... Are we the baddies?"

>>27437819
"Yes, Twilight. You are the demons."

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>>27437819
>>27437931
We are Emerald Dogs

>>27437931

And then Twilight was edgy.

>>27438175
those are some cute lesbians

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Been catching up on some green and I got to this.

>”COOOOOOACH! COACH SOMBRA!!!”
>You see Sombra turn his head and Anon’s body seems to jolt back
>”He looked at me! HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME!”
“He looked at your football!”
>”He turned his head and looked me straight in the eye!”
“He was scanning the horizon!”
>”No… it awaits me…”
>Anon walks up to the line with the rest of his teammates
>”My starter position awaits me!”

Holy fuck I laughed way harder than I should have. Sides are thoroughly rekt.

Hey Chronos is Trainerlight continuing?
I remember seeing something on thread 100 but I was too busy too read it

Have the writefags had their orgy yet?

>>27438903
yeah dude, bbsa is greato

>>27439542
I was at ACEN but didn't see them. I was hoping to find a trap in a detective rarity cosplay but it didn't happen.

>>27439906
Oh sorry we missed you. Are you friends with the Homestuck girl we met that had a friend who was an r9k fan? That was the closest we got to bumping into any NST folks.

>"TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!"
>From the heavens above, a sentient blue hoodie descends upon you, bringing with it Yugioh cards and Mountain Dew
>You push a pile of empty Code Red cans off you, to find Trixie beaming at you
"Yes, Trixie?"
>"GUESS WHAT!"
"What?"
>"NO! GUESS!"
"I don't know, Trixie. Just tell me."
>"Well... if you really want me to..."
>You roll your eyes, and go back to your homework
>Trixie begins rooting through her backpack, scattering back issues of Power Ponies, various articles of days-old clothing, and Crunch Bars everywhere
>A lone sock hits you in the face, and you frown
>Finally, she fishes out whatever she was looking for
>"LOOK! I GOT THE SPECIAL EDITION OF JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: ULTIMATE AMBIGUOUSLY-HOMOSEXUAL FLAUNT-FEST!"
>She shoves the game's case in your face, chattering in excitement
>"ISN'T IT GREAT?"
"Yeah. Now go, I need to finish my differential equations."
>"IT'S GREAT. LOOK HOW GREAT IT IS!"
"Would you please back off? I'm trying to finish my work!"
>"PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME!"
>Trixie grabs your shoulders, violently shaking you
>Your elbow knocks your soda, spilling it across your homework
>Trixie realizes this, her eyes widening with horror
>"Oh! Trixie is so sorry! She--"
"Trixie."
>"Y-yes?"
"Go to bed."
>Trixie blinks, confused
>"Go to bed? But it's the afternoon. Why would Trixie go to bed?"
>You stand up, your voice dropping to an icy, commanding tone
"Go to bed, Trixie."

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>>27439935
>Are you friends with
No

>>27439935
>running into fans of greentexts
>in REAL LIFE
that is so surreal

>>27439958
B E D[/SPOILER]

>>27439958
ᵍº ᵗº ᵇᵉᵈ

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>>27439958
>"LOOK! I GOT THE SPECIAL EDITION OF JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: ULTIMATE AMBIGUOUSLY-HOMOSEXUAL FLAUNT-FEST!"
>JoJo
>Homosexual

>>27439958
>"Trixie isn't tired, though! Please don't make her go to bed!"
"Nope! I'm calling your mom!"
>"Trixie's mom is dead!"
"Then I'll call my mom!"
>You pull out your phone, calling up Velvet Sparkle or whatever the fuck her name is
>"No! Stop! Trixie is sorry! She promises to be good!"
"Too late! You made me mess up my homework! No one makes me mess up my homework!"
>"Please, no! Trixie isn't tired at all! She'll be good!"
"IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT!"
>You hold the phone up to your ear
"Hey, mom? Trixie needs to go to bed."
>Immediately, Velvet materializes from the hallway behind you
>"Trixie, sweetie?"
>Trixie sniffles
>"Yes?"
>"You should come with me. You look really tired, and you need to go to bed."
>"B-but Trixie isn't tired! It's lunch time! Trixie needs her lunch!"
>"No, baby. You need some sleep. Here, there's a nice bed over in this classroom. It's nice and dark, and very cozy."
>"B-but--"
>Before Trixie can stop her, Velvet grabs her by the hand and leads her towards the room
>She lays Trixie down in the unusued bed, wrapping her in blankets
>Trixie whimpers
>"Comfortable?"
>"K-kinda..."
>"You want a Cool Horsey to sleep with?"
>"Y-yes."

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>>27440049
BRAVO

>>27440049
IF I PULL THAT BLANKET OFF WILL YOU DIE

>>27440049
>Velvet pull out a plush blue horse, complete with a purple cape and wizard hat
>"Alright! Here she is! Her name is [COOL WIZARD HORSE]"
>She lays the plush down next to Trixie, snuggling the two together
>"There you go, sweetie. You like her?"
>Trixie nods, nuzzling the stuffed pony
>"Y-yeah. She's great. Super cozy."
>She sinks lower into the blankets, as if ashamed at her own drowsiness
>"You ready to sleep? Do you want a bedtime story, dear?"
>"Trixie w-wouldn't say no to one..."
>Velvet pulls up a stool, and clears her throat
>"This is a very special story I used to read to Twilight all the time when she was little."
>You stick your head in the door
"That's right!"
>Velvet crosses her legs
>"Would you like to hear it?"
>"Y-yes."
>Trixie curls into a little ball beneath the covers, cradling the Cool Wizard Horse against her belly
>"Alright... According to all known law of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!"
>Slowly, Trixie sinks into sleep
>You've won

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>>27440173

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>>2744017
it never ends

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>>27439958
#Bedtime

>>27440669
I want to sleep with trix and read her a story

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>>27440849
Will Trix put you to sleep?

god dammit why Nestea? I have work in the morning

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>>27434930
Yeah, I keep seeing that, but, I mean here we are still.

>>27439935
>There you are, you little freak.
>You green-skinned avocado looking mother fucker.
>Why the green skin? Well, it's a long story involving seventh grade and a photosynthesis project.
>Best not to go into details.
>You're not upset about it though.
>In fact, you're sort of happy.
>Ever heard of this neat website called 4chan?
>It's the "cancer hub" of the internet.
>You're pretty sure at least one person has gotten cancer from it so far.
>At least one.
>Your aunt had cancer.
>She died.
>Anyway, you really like 4chan because you identify with its mascot, the green-skinned hairless nubile slave boy Anonymous.
>All the people on 4chan are sad, lifeless, friendless geeks, freaks, and tweaks, so they like to self insert into stories.
>On one board in particular, /mlp/ this is taken to the next level.
>It's the greentext center of 4chan.
>It's even gayer than /lgbt/ and that's saying something.
>Say something about niggers? /pol/ gets mad.
>Say something about someone's waifu? /mlp/ goes fucking nuts.
>It's kind of amazing. You could do a documentary on it.
>That's retarded though. Who would watch a documentary on a bunch of autistic faggots who watch My Little Pony? What a waste of money.
>What the fuck were you even talking about?
>Oh, right. Nubile slave boys.
>Yeah so, due to your green skin, you really identify with this Anonymous character.
>Self insertion for you is totally legit.
>Your favorite cancer on /mlp/ is this general called Nightly Scilight Thread.
>You may have contracted leukemia from it.
>All the boy-molesting fruits in there were talking about a con for a while.
>With your green skin, you figure "hey, I'm already in a costume" so you buy some tickets and go.
>Shit was pretty cash for the first bit.
>Then...it happened.
>You ran into this group of degenerates.
>A bunch of fat guys and the most obvious, unconvincing trap you've ever seen.
>You'd still hit it though.
>"Hey man. You like /nst/?" they asked you.
>Hey wait a minute.

>>27442221
>You drop to your knees and crawl over to the trap.
>No not in the gay way though.
>You just want to look at his legs.
>Ok, you know how this is sounding, but it's totally legit.
>So you grab his long puritan skirt and hike it up to his thighs, giving you full access to that smooth, hairless leg.
>No, no the real leg. Not the dick leg.
>Processing image.
>Looks familiar. You need to see it in pixels though.
>Your brain scans the image and puts it through a few different filters.
>By Jove...
"It's you! The writefags!"
>You look up at EqGWF.
>He's wearing the lewedest, most horrifying smile you've ever seen.
>"Like what you see, big boy?"
>It occurs to you you're still gently caressing his delicate leg like a newborn child.
>You drop it and scutter away.
"Hey, sorry man. No hard feelings."
>"I wouldn't say that."
>o fuk
>"Grab him, boys!"
>The gang lunges.
>They grab at your arms and legs, ripping at your clothes until your expensive $10 suit from the local thrift store comes off in rags.
>Fucking mexicans can't make a suit for shit.
>Should have bought a Vietnamese one.
>Gooks know how to make a suit.
>What the fuck were you even talking about?
>Oh, right. Being molested by a bunch of prancing la la homo men.
"No! No, stop!"
>"You got some pretty lips, boy!"
"No, I don't! I swear! They're scratchy and cracked and I don't even moisturize!"
>"That's ok. We got some 'moisturizer' upstairs you can try."
>"Yeah. We got plenty. It's good for your hands, your dick, your mouth, your ass. All the important places!"
"NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP! DON'T JUST STAND AROUND YOU FUCKING FAGLORDS! I'M BEING RAPED! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>They almost have you to the elevator now.
>Right then, a security guard appears to save the day.
>A fat, sweaty, greasy looking motherfucker.

>>27442265
>Through his deep breaths, he wheezes out "Excuse me, sir. You have to stop yelling. Several of our guests paid extra money to buy the 'please don't talk to me' stickers and you're violating their safe space."
>The writefags are pushing the buttons on the elevator.
"Don't preach to me you Pillsbury dough boy looking mother fucker! Just help me out of here! I'm going to be raped! Can't you see that? Isn't it your job or something to help me? Come on man I only bench the bar! I can't fight these faggo's!"
>The doors begin to close.
>He takes out a piece of paper and a pen.
>He takes the time to write something down.
>Like, you're about to be raped and he's actually writing you a note.
>The doors close just as he finishes it and throws it to you.
>One of the writefags picks it up.
>"A fine for using triggering words around red-stickered guests?"
>"What a faggot."
>"I know right? How gay."
"OH COME ON!"
>"Oh, we plan to."
"Do you even understand the irony of what you were just saying? And you call yourselves writefags! Oh fuck, I'm about to be raped by some illiterate faggots. Fuck me! Fuck this day! God dam it! Cancer, do something! Can't you kill me a little faster?"
>"I'll do you pretty fast baby."
>And then you were on their floor.
>And then they were dragging you through the hallway.
>And then you were in their room.
>And then you were on their bed.
>Pomf.

End.

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Any new green with our favorite self-insert?

>>27442298
So like did you read the thread or...?

>>27442306
No, I check this general every 10-15 threads just to see if any new stories with Anon have appeared or not. I'm kinda tired from all those stories about dykes.

>>27442356
Then you should know Urchin's story features Anon. The story above your head also features a non dykeshit Anon-like character.

>>27442633
Those gigantic hands are weird.

>>27443016
I didn't even notice the hands. I was too busy looking ay everything else off about the picture.

>>27443038

Like the mouth.

>>27443038
Like the lack of nose or the little bun.

>>27439451
Yes, I've made a couple of dumps since thread 100 and sometime soon I'll continue writing again. Just on a road trip atm.

Heres the updated paste: http://pastebin.com/xatdzNKp

>>27443275
Thanks chronos

Hey Dot you around? you havent updated in a while

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>>27437668
But what these fine Twilights don't know is that HST planted mics in every uniform of the people working at the deportation centers.
LONG LIVE THE GOD EMPRESS TRUMPLIGHT! LONG LIVE THE LAVENDER SAVIORS!

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>>27444651
No problem anon, the GREAT and POWERFUL CHRONOS lives to serve!

>>27445129
This. I need more Bullylight. Cute girl bullies are my fetish.

>>27445366
[missing bullylight intensifies]

You just know the bully-autist dykeshit is coming.

>>27445623
OH FUCK THAT'S ADORABLE
TOO ADORABLE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27444516
Those are nice hips.
Would be a shame if they were, by something or "someone", intended for the sole purpose of easy child birth.

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finished reading jeff's green any more Twixie green /nst/?

>>27446771
That picture is trixie incarnate

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>>27439958
>hating on Jojo
>pic related
Damn Twilight, Trixie was only trying to be nice...

>>27446771
Twixie is great we should have more

>>27447703
Cute Horse

>>27447703

Wouldn't pony Scilight have a different cutie mark?

>>27447901

Best bun horse.

>>27447906
>Wouldn't pony Scilight have a different cutie mark?
Why would she

>>27447969

She had a different upbringing than pony Twilight. Instead of focusing on magic she had science.

>>27447990
And pony twis magic turned out to be friendship
So scitwis science will turn into friendship

>>27447990
that's an interesting concept, but I imagine that sans hairstyle and accessories, humans/pone just get a clone of the body they parallel, so same butt tattoo

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>>27447990
Well, in the pony world Twilight's cutie mark is meant to represent magic. But she's the princess of friendship, and we know for a fact in this setting friendship is magic. So the cutie mark in truth represents friendship which is obviously present in both worlds. And since Scitwi likes science, in the human world friendship is science. And because they're part of the same multiverse, in the grand scheme of things magic equals science.

Q.E.D.

>>27448104
>science can make friendship
Sexbots?

>>27448146
Except we know that Twilight's cutie mark doesn't represent friendship because she got it before she ever understood what a friend was. This was before she had Spike, before she had ever met Moondancer, before she left for Ponyville, before she became princess, before everything. Her special talent isn't friendship--which isn't even a talent anyway--nor is it making friends. Her talent is being damn good with magic.
Secondly, magic and science both exist in Equestria. While friendship has been dubbed its own magic, we've so far seen no link between it and science. If anything, Sunset's experiments in Friendship Games shows a disconnect between friendship and science since all her scientific devices were baffled at the magic of friendship running through the Mane 6's veins.
Thirdly, it's taken Scilight her entire life up to high school to even learn what real friendship is let alone MAKE any friends. If her talent were Equestria's Twilight's talent, and Equestria's Twilight's talent was making friends, then she should have been fine up until the point where the movie begins. The fact of the matter is that cutie marks represent your talents. Twilight's talent is magic, Scilight's talent is science. It just so happens that their fates are intertwined with friendship.

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Shit, I caused unrest in the thread.

>>27448263
>implying discussion isn't better than radio silence occasionally interrupted by some pictures
You did good, son.

>>27448236
>Except we know that Twilight's cutie mark doesn't represent friendship because she got it before she ever understood what a friend was.
And diamond tiara didnt know what hers was until the cmc got their cutie marks
Getting them does not mean you know what it is
Also im not reading the rest of that post
Takes up too much of my phone's screen

>>27448236
So, Magic==Friendship; and Magic==Science; but Science=/=Friendship.
I can live with that.
>>27448357
Also her talent is magic, she got her cutie mark from doing magic, not making friends.

>>27449076
>Magic==Friendship; and Magic==Science; but Science=/=Friendship.
Turtle = Animal
Dog = Animal
Dog =/= Turtle

>>27449181
Car = Fast
Me in bed = Fast
Me in bed =/= Car
That'd be pretty fucking cool though

>>27449076
>Also her talent is magic, she got her cutie mark from doing magic, not making friends.
but anon Friendship IS magic

>>27449181
Your analogy is different than mine.
Also just to maje it clear. Magic IS a kind of science in the show, it can be studied and new things can be improved on it.

>>27447990
any advanced technology indistinguishable from magic yadda yadda
read science

>>27449374
Science and magic are clearly not relatable. If you watched Friendship Games, you'd know that.

>>27449432
Twilight was pretty close to doing that
remember she made a device that would capture magic even though she didn't know what it was

>>27447273
Seconded

Goodnight nst

>>27449432
They are not relatable just beacause the writers are too lazy to come up with something choosing instead for the easy way of "it's magic, I don't have to explain shit".
Magic on the show is a science.

>>27449966
Top unf

>>27451097
Human Sunset Shimmer's robots and Ace Thruster's mech suit

>>27451463
What

>>27451519
Allegedly they are the antagonists for the new EQG's movie

>>27451550
Thats something id like to see but at the same time I don't see it fitting the everfree forest theme
Plus that would just get rid of twilight being the only real science based character

>>27451592
Did you miss Sunset's whole scientific montage?

>>27451648
The one for FG? yes but that sunset just knows how to do science
Scitwi and SciSet are science incarnate

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>>27451592
Supposedly, they are the reason the forest is going out of control

Some Ferngully shit

>>27451681
I remeber seeing some eqg dolls of at least 1 new character so either they are the shadowblots 2.0 or the sciset shimmer thing is false I would like to see the see it though

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>>27451827

>>27452118
A Mario?

>>27452136
No

>>27453132
>that white spot between her pinky and ring finger on her right
Aw hell no

>>27453244
Well, she is a wizard, she doesn't has to explain shit to you, shitlord.
:^)

>>27453326
Wizards are great

I want to take care of Twilight nd snuggle with her

The writefags have forsaken us

>>27454465
They are just getting back from vacation give them a day or two

>>27454517
Also Im going to write tonight
Can someone remind in a few hours?

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>>27454145
Based Trixie fag you do a good job keeping the twixie alive here, you give an old hollow like me purpose and for that I thank you I hope Trixie Tuesday and /SiE/ come back they are my two favourite threads after this one

>>27454683
You are a good man anon
Have you tried writing twixie here?
We are pretty open to new writefags

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>>27454833
Ah yes, I have written for /SiE/ a long story i've yet to finish or even continue since the threads appeared to have all but disappeared.

I would like to write again however it's my work that 'convulutes' me so to speak, i'm reaching the end of my probation now and hopefully if i get full time employment i can work 8-5 monday to friday and have the weekend off but for the time being i'm working the majority of days 8am-8pm + weekends.

Sorry to ramble on like that, have a SiE Twilight image, I miss the based artfag and the auxilery art fag, alas at least I have you Anon's to keep my head high and for that I thank you.

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>>27454517
>taking a vacation when you have green to write

>>27455509
But they ain't bovvered, though.

>>27456203
>japanese cock sucking
I fucking hate culture vultures like these. You like Japan so much? Fucking move there you fat piece of shit. Oh wait, they don't want you either.

>>27429393

>”Ooh, I do love a good game. What will it be? A rousing match of checkers? Chutes and Ladders? I warn you, my Candy Land game is nothing to sniff at.”
“Nothing like that. I’d be happy to tell you all about it once everyone is here.”
>You waved to Rainbow Dash who, until that point, had been sitting in the back corner of the room near the window.
>She got up and went around to search for the rest of your guests.
>Two minutes later, everyone was collected around the fireplace.
>You stood in front of it, just far enough away that the flames couldn’t scorch you.
“For those who don’t know, Sunset Crown and Candy Lightning perished last night on the way here. That means everyone who is coming is already here.”
>”So we have a full house. What’s so special about that?” Dr. Redheart asked.
“Well, that brings us to the reason I asked you all here in the first place. For as long as Canterlot can remember, the heads of the underground have worked separately. They merely tolerated each other’s presence.”
>”Until you came along,” voiced Innominate.
“Not true. Even when I stepped into the light, I didn’t make an effort to work with anyone past taking their money or territory. That’s what I call a parasitic relationship. I think life would be a lot easier for all of us if we engaged in something more symbiotic.”
>”Symbi-what?”
“Symbiotic. It’s where both parties benefit from the other’s presence. For example, a tapeworm will eat your food and not give anything in return. The birds that hang around in the mouths of crocodiles will eat its food, but at the same time, clean its teeth. Both of them benefit.”
>”You want us to clean your teeth now? You’re fucking crazy.”
>You sighed and shook your head.
>”Honey,” Anonymous placed his hand on her leg. “Let Twilight talk.”

>>27456588

“Thank you. Now, in order to encourage a healthy working relationship, I’ve taken the liberty of designing several trust exercises for us all.”
>”Excuse me?”
>”Exercise?”
>”These colors don’t run.”
>”It’s ok, Twilight.”
>Discord got up from his seat and walked over, circling you like a buzzard.
>”I, for one, welcome these games. After all, who doesn’t love making friends?”
“That’s the attitude I want to see. Come on, everyone. Get up. We start now.”
>Dr. Redheart groaned as Rose Luck hoisted her up off the couch.
>”Come on, Red! This’ll be fun!”
>”About as fun as a triple bypass, yeah.”

>Anonymous looked down at his wife.
>”Honey?”
>She rolled her eyes and threw his hand off her leg. ”Yeah, yeah. Whatever.”
>Standing up, she took his elbow and pulled him to his feet, which you must admit is an incredible feat given their relative sizes.
>”Come on, you big lug.”
>Silver Blossom remained seated.
>She fondled a few shiny bracelets on her wrists and started at you questioningly.
>”And what do you expect to accomplish with this all?”
“As I said. I want to encourage a healthy working relationship.”
>”Yes, we all heard that. But how will any of this change our ‘working relationships’? Alright, so we trust each other a little more. Yay? Well, it’s not like I’m going to step back and let Dr. Doolittle over there start messing around with my business. This won’t change how we work at all.”

>>27456596

“I’m not suggesting you hand each other the keys to your house. I’m just saying we need to have a little more faith in each other.”
>”And why’s that? Things have worked out well enough so far.”
“Things are different now.”
>”Why?”
“Because I said so,” you snapped.
>The nerve of some people.
>You had half a mind to to stir up half of her mind with an ice pick. That would have defeated the purpose of your entire exercise though.
>You were also wearing your favorite shirt and were in no mood to get it covered in blood.
>She snarled at you.
>Relenting, she rose from the couch and joined the rest of the group.
>”So what’s first? Chess? I told you I brought boards, didn’t I?”
“First we catch each other.”
>”I’m pretty good, so I’ll let you take first move.”
“No, we’re not playing chess.”
>”Not yet, you mean.”
>If you were religious, you would have been praying right then.

>The first of your activities went...well enough.
>Essentially, you had half the room fall backwards from a certain height and the other half of the room had to catch them.
>On the first go, everyone caught their partners.
>When they switched…
>Dr. Redheart let Silver Blossom fly past her. She did make sure to snag a diamond bracelet off her first. They fought over it.
>Rose Luck only caught Sunset, so it’s not like it’s any sort of accomplishment.
>Rainbow Dash tried to catch Anonymous. She was a strong girl, but even you should have been able to guess that she wouldn’t have been able to take a two hundred and seventy pound brick wall falling on top of her.

>>27456608

>Innominate acted like she would catch Discord, but the second he was airborne, she jumped back several feet and let him hit the floor. Her excuse was there was something on her glasses.
>”I ache,” said the mobster. “Can we play chess now?”
“Nice effort, team one. Team two, you could use some work. A lot of work, actually.”
>”I’m trying here!” shouted Rainbow Dash as Anonymous climbed off of her.
>”Sorry.”
>”You’re a lot heavier than you look.”
>”I’m big boned.”
>”I’ll show you big boned, you son of a bitch.”
>”Back off my man, you dyke!”
>”What’d you just fucking call me?”
>”A dyke!”
>”Alright, get over here! Hey, let me go! Let me go right now!”
>”Let me at her!”
>Anonymous stood up, holding Rainbow Dash over his shoulder like a child and keeping Innominate away with his free hand.
>”Please stop.”
>At least someone in this room was taking the exercise seriously.
>You made a note to reward him later for his effort.

“Nobody is getting out of here until we do this right, so unless you’re comfortable with spending the rest of your lives in this cabin, I suggest you stop bickering and start putting some real effort into this.”
>Dr. Redheart and Silver Blossom stopped their fighting.
>Innominate huffed and returned to Discord’s side.
>Anonymous took Rainbow Dash off his shoulder and gently lowered her to the floor as if she were a delicate flower.
“From the top, everyone.”
>Sunset hopped up on the table right away.
>The other mobsters were a little less enthusiastic, but with the exception of Anonymous, they all got up.
“Anonymous. On the table. Now.”
>He shook his head at you.

>>27456616

>”Dash over here tried to catch me last time. I’m just a bit too big for her. She did put the effort in, so I believe she should be exempt from this exercise.”
>You little…
>”I also don’t want to hit the floor again.”
>For the longest time, you couldn’t read that guy.
>He was all over the map.
>Even when you received a guide to his personality, you could never predict how he’d react to something.
>It was so infuriating. There you were, Twilight Sparkle. The woman who single handedly outsmarted Canterlot’s best and brightest for years, and in one fell swoop, put them all under your control.
>Yet for all your brains and expertise, there was one man who would still elude you.
>You know, looking back, that was actually kind of nice.
>A friend you couldn’t predict.
>Well, there was also Discord, you suppose.
>You never really considered him a friend though.
>A close acquaintance, sure, but not a friend.
>Besides, you could tell his actions from a mile away.
>He was so unpredictable that he became predictable.
>You never knew what he was doing, but you always knew it would be something unexpected.
>Does that make sense?

>You sighed and waved him off.
“Alright, fine. You two are free. The rest of you, do it again.”
>And so they did.
>Again.
>And again.
>And again.
>And again, until they were so tired of repeating it, they finally complied and did it right.
>After that, it was onto the next exercise.
>You’re pretty proud of that one.
>So what you did was you split the room up into two groups.
>Rainbow Dash, Innominate, Silver Blossom, and Dr. RedHeart on one side. Anonymous, Discord, Rose Luck, Sunset, and yourself on the other side.
>Each team had a large sheet of paper and some markers.
>”What is this, kindergarten?”
>”I don’t know, I kind of like it.”
>”Figures you would.”
>”What’s the order, Captain?”

>>27456622

“Well, what we’re going to do is--”
>Did you already mention praying?
>When your eyes fell on Discord, you considered it.
“Discord, why?”
>”What?”
>His face was covered in marker. He looked like something pulled out of an ancient Aztec ritual.
>”Is there something on my face?”
“Forget it. Look, what we’re going to do is create an imaginary person. Sounds easy enough, right? Well, this person is going to be made up of everyone in your group. What I want you all to do is take the best attributes of everyone in your group and use them to make this person. Give them a name, draw them, and then write a short story describing them and how they can use these strengths to interact with the world.”
>”This is fucking kindergarten.”
>”Will we have to share these with the class, Ms. Sparkle?”
“Yes. You have twenty minutes. Get to work.”

>That one went swimmingly.
>It was slow at first.
>It began with a lot of “let’s just use my strengths” and that sort of thing.
>Selfish.
>After shooting down several attempts, they got the hang of it.
>”Anonymous is pretty strong.”
>”Discord is a quick thinker.”
>”I really really like Rose Luck’s hair.”
>”Aw, thank you!”
“I think we might utilize her intelligence too. It must take some brainpower coming up with those drugs.”
>She shook her head and put a hand on your shoulder.
>”If we’re using anyone’s brain, it’s going to be yours,” she said with a smile.
>You were taken aback.
>You didn’t really expect anyone to use your strengths.
>It was nice.
>In no time at all, twenty minutes was up and it was time to present.
>Rainbow Dash’s group went first.
>She picked up their sheet and held up a pleasant looking drawing resembling something you’d find in an anatomy textbook.
>Gee, wonder who drew that.
>”Our chick’s name is Innomilver RainbowHeart.”
>You couldn’t help but chuckle at that.

>>27456635

>”So basically she’s got Innominate’s tits and Silver’s fashion sense. After that, we’ve got my rad bod and athletic skill. She’s also a doctor and helps the homeless. It’s pretty sick.”
“That’s wonderful. Now tell us your story.”
>”Yeah, I already read. Somebody else do the story.”
>”I got it,” answered Innominate.
>The two women exchanged the paper without any nasty looks, sudden moves, or breaking into a fight.
>Progress.

>”So, RainbowHeart likes to jog around town a lot and find homeless people bleeding out on the street. She patches them up and carries them to the hospital or something. She has to pick her clothes carefully and make sure they have plenty of support because otherwise her breasts would flop around too much.”
>“A real do gooder, huh?”
“Yes. Interesting choice of profession given all of yours. Good job, though.”
>”Guess it’s our turn,” chirped Rose Luck as she grabbed the paper and stood.
>”Our guy’s name is Rektogar the Unstoppable.”
>Thank you for the name, Discord.
>On your paper was a crudely drawn stick figure with circles around the arms and legs.
>”So he’s super strong like Anonymous and smart like Twilight. Full package, right? Well there’s more. He also really loves flowers and picks them to make scented shampoo for his luscious beard. Anybody want to read the story?”
>”Oh! Oh, me! Let me! I’m right here! Come on, pick me!”
>”Um, well, I guess Discord wants to read.”
>”Yes!”
>He hopped up off the floor and snatched the paper away.
>”Now listen well, kiddies. I’m about to recite the tale of Rektogar the Unstoppable.”
>What ensued was a twenty or thirty minute story involving drugs, girls, explosions, government corruption, good vs evil, and no small amount of philosophical brain teasers such as what it means to have free will, the meaning of love and how it has affected modern literature, and the mystery of death.

>>27456643

>You were tempted to stop him after the first minute was up, but nobody had complained yet, so you let it keep going.
>By the five minute mark, everyone had formed a circle around Discord, who had at that point stepped up onto a table.
>They seemed so enraptured by the story that you decided to let him finish.
>”The end.”
>”Dude, that was the sickest shit.”
>”Very good!”
>”I liked the part where he saved the president.”
>The rest of the day went on similarly until you called it quits for dinner.

This character limit is killing me m8s. Would you look at this? Awful, awful post separation. Anyway, that's it for today. Here's a pastebin for those who like to paste bins. http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK

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>>27456661
>6661
WAIT NO LET ME REPOST I WANT A DO OVER

>>27456661
This is a really good green, why doesn't it have more attention?

>>27456691
It doesn't matter. I don't care how much attention it gets as long as the people that read enjoy doing so.

I'm glad you like it.

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>>27456661
Love the green, m8ty

>>27456708
he gets it c:

>>27456708
I think its good

>>27458561
>c:
Hello JC.

>>27458960
Not sure what that is referencing but Twi a cute devil?

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>>27458969
Its the other way around actually, its a reference to /mlp/ itself
a side character at the new superhero manga, Boku no Hero Academia, is literally named Pony Tsunotori, with kanji used to write her name being "Horn" and "Fetch"

being a superhero genre, each character normally had some kind of powers, and with Ms. Pony here, her power is currentlyname only, but it was officially called "Horn Beam"

She were born in america and likes apples according to her bio, had THAT design for her face, and the author, Horikoshi Kohei, is a westaboo that draws marvel comics and wakfu fanarts.

Some anon in /a/ shows their true faces when that sketch was posted in the author twitter, posting HORSE PUSSY during the reveal. The pirple smart edit was only to make thigns even more obvious

>>27459060
thats pretty intresting

>>27458561
Gets what?

>>27458681
Hi familydude!

>>27457917
Damn Starlight spilling spaghetti

>>27451827
CUTE
U
T
E

Jeff gibe the boringshit

>>27460964
Soon. Going to update the pastebin, and the final chapter of this epic of a snoozefest will begin.

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>You are Sunset Shimmer
>You drop the phone the minute you hang up, falling backwards onto the bed
>Did you really just say that to her?
>You got caught up in the heat of the moment, and you weren't thinking, but...
>You threatened to kick Twilight out
>Suddenly, a horrible pressure begins to build in your stomach, and you sprint into the bathroom
>You bend over the sink dry-heaving, your entire body covered in a sheen of frigid sweat
>You really threatened to kick Twilight out
>Is that really what this is coming to?
>You sit on the floor, curling up against the bathroom wall
>She let her friend violate your trust, and then she's defended her tooth and nail without any regard for how you feel
>Is that...
>Is that the Twilight you fell in love with?
>More and more as the days go by, you're starting to doubt if she's still the same girl you thought you proposed to

***

>"Where are y-you going?"
"I'm gonna visit Sunset."
>"Okay. I'll w-wait here."
"Nope. You're coming with."
>Moondancer goes pale
>"M-m-m-me? But... but... she'll g-get so mad! She h-h-hates me!"
"And that's why I need you with me. Sunset needs to realize she's being awful and selfish to us. She needs to see that you didn't mean any harm, and that you're not the awful person she thinks you are."
>Moondancer hangs her head
>"B-but what if I am? I m-m-mean... she has a r-right to be mad. I t-took advantage of her."

>>27461306
"Maybe. But, you've tried to apologize, right? And you're our friend. Sunse's gonna have to learn to be a big girl, and offer a little forgiveness."
>Moondancer mumbles something, clearly not convinced she's worthy of forgiveness
>"O-okay... I'm so sorry about this, Twilight."
"I'm not mad at you, Moons. You've been better about this than Sunny has."
>The two of you head for the front door, and you pause to grab a jacket
>"Twi! Honey!"
>Velvet appears from the kitchen, a rosy glass bottle clutched in her hands
>"I bought us some fancy wine for dinner tonight! That brand Ms. Punch makes, that you like so much. I thought it'd be a nice pick-me-up."
"Oh. Thanks, mom."
>"Where are you two going?"
"Talking to Sunset."
>A brief glimmer of worry crosses your mom's face, but she quickly masks it
>"Oh! Well, good luck, Sweetie. Sunset's a nice girl; I'm sure you two will find a way to work it out."
"I sure hope so..." you whisper under your breath

>When you pull into your apartment, Moondancer looks like she's about to be sick
>She's done that thing where she curls up inside her sweater again, leaving only her head poking
>"C-can I just wait here?"
"Nope."
>"P-please, Twi? I d-don't think I can face S-Sunset again. She w-w-was so mad at me..."
"I promise, Moondancer, it's gonna be okay. Sunny gets mad pretty easily, but she's still reasonable. We're just gonna talk this through, and everything's gonna be okay. I promise, all three of us are going to enjoy that wine mom bought tonight. In an hour, everything's gonna be fixed."
>You pat Moondancer's shoulder, and she sighs
>"O-okay. B-b-but what if I s-screw it up by--"
"You won't. Now come on."
>You have to reach inside Moondancer's sweater (a dangerous task indeed) to grab ahold of her hand
>But when you do, you give it a small squeeze, and help her out of the car

>>27461393

>Sunset answers the door to your apartment after almost five minutes of knocking
>She looks... well, not great
>Worse than Moondancer on a bad day, even
>Her normally-pristine red-and-yellow hair is tied back in a messy, matted bun, her eyes are undercut by swollen purple bags, and you can smell that she hasn't showered since you left
>She's wearing only a far-too-large hoodie and a pair of what look to be your panties
>Sunset sees you, and her eyes widen, her face cycling through about six different emotions
>"Hey, Twi."
"Hey Sunny."
>For a moment -- and you're sure Sunny feels it too -- the love comes rushing back
>You want nothing more than to collapse into Sunset's arms, and to have her apologize for everything and promise it'll be okay from now on
>And then her eyes fall on Moondancer
>Immediately, the feeling evaporates as Sunset's face twists into a scowl
>"Why is she here?"

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>>27461464
"We wanted to talk to you, Sun--"
>"No. Goddammit, Twi..."
>She bends in close enough to kiss you
>But she definitely doesn't have a kiss on her mind
>"I told you I didn't want her here."
"Yeah, but--"
>"And, once again, apparently your lying, pervert friend is more important than me?"
"No!"
>You pull away from Sunset
"That's not what this is about! This is about you! You're being an asshole to us!"
>Sunset's stunned, her mouth working soundlessly for a second
>"You..."
>She sucks in her breath, visibly shaking as she tries to keep herself under control
>"So the two of you are 'us' now? And I'm just mean ol' Sunny. That's how it is?"
"I didn't mean--"
>"Yes. Yes you did. Well, if she's so goddamn important, then go stay with her."
"You're doing it again! Why can't you just let it go!?"
>"Because I don't want to! Because I don't want to be a part of a relationship where I'm second place!"
>You and Sunset stare each other down, chests heaving
>The realization of what she said hits you both at the same time
>"I don't want it."
>Sunset collapses against the doorframe, suddenly exhausted
>"I can't live like that, Twilight. Being second-best. I just can't."
"Sunny? What are you saying?"
>"I'm saying... maybe we need some time apart. To think."
>She steps back into the apartment
"Sunny! Wait!"
>"No. Sorry, Twi. I think... I think this is how it has to be."
"No--"
>Sunset shuts the door before you can stop her, and you hear the lock click shut

“Spike...Are you sure?” Twilight gasped, She and Spike had been together for years, She loved him. And he loved her. They had everything they could have ever wanted, each other. But Twilight wanted more, though what more could she possibly need? Well this particular thing she wanted was driving her mad, she wanted it. No. She needed it.

She needed a good hard fucking, She needed to be fucked so hard that she wouldn’t be able to walk for a week. She needed pelvis crushing thrusting barreling between her legs. She yeared for something, anything that would give her the pleasure she needed.

>>27461814

Spike observing Twilights troubled expression, knew exactly what she was thinking, what she wanted of him. “Twilight.. I am extremely sure. I know you’ve wanted this for a long time and I hate to see you suffer.” Spike slipped into a black leather suit that Twilight had made for him upon request. Once suited up he rolled his parts in the lubricant laying on the side of the bed, making sure to coat it on extra thick. “But spike, what if I hurt you?” She was having second thoughts. As much as she wanted this, she didn’t want to risk losing her best friend. “Twilight, I love you. And that is why I want to do this, for you.” Twilight reluctantly spread her legs, leaning back on her arms which supported her weight.

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>>27461848
wtf

>>27461848


Spike was a gasp from the sight that lay before him. The sight of the human female anatomy. He spent several moments observing the beautiful sight. Taking in all he could see of this majestic wonder known as the human vagina. “Please stop starring, You’re making me self conscious, just hurry up and fuck me.”

Spike hard readied himself before digging into the pink abyss. He was greeted to a moist cavern, moved his face and tongue all around, trying with all his might to bring his lover pleasure, from outside this moist fun hole, Twilight focused her entire being on the sensations inside her warming her body up.

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>>27461160
I fucking love pointy chins. Post more pointy chin.

>>27461894
I dont know what this is
But I know its not good

>>27461894

There, Twilight had unleashed a tremendous moan. Spike had found is, the sweet spot. Even spike with his ears buried deep inside her folds could hear it., he liked it. He loved that he was the ones making her signal these sounds.

Twilight moaned at every lap of the tongue now. She was close, but she had a problem, She needed it faster and harder, and he was incapable of doing that. Unaware of her anguish, spike feels a shift as he finds himself on his back with Twilight now grinding upon his muzzle, she loved it. Spike felt accomplished with his work as he felt a bolder move to go deeper within her perfect cavern. Luckily with his sharp eyesight he was able to make out all the wondrous details that lay around him in her beautiful vagina. That’s when it happened.

>>27462031
It would be an understatement to say Spike was shocked and heart broken. A state of sheer horror would be the best way to describe it. What was it? What could have put him in such a down trodden state? It was the developing human he had spotted growing within his beloved.

>>27462031
just stop

>>27462058

Twilight begun to go wild grinding upon her lover, lost within her lust as she moved faster and harder unaware of the the drama occurring deep within her body. Unaware she was pregnant.

Betrayal. Spike was betrayed by his lover. She was pregnant, with a human child. Deep within her folds his wipers went unheard masked my the gratuitous moans let out by Twilight Sparkle. She had cheated on him. She was supposed to love him until the day he died and beyond even that, eternity. His sould was crushed.

>>27462077
That was the moment Spike, Twilights faithful canine companion had lost all he had to live for. How could he trust her again? How could he love again? He couldn’t just pretend he never saw any of this. That slut, that dirty whore. A single sickening thought came within his mind. Punishment. That was what she deserved. Spike knew what he had to do.
Digging his muzzle further and further into his former beloved he nips his canines edging further and further into her depths, her juices flooding into his sinuses. His rage begging for retribution. With every grind he Twilight gave he could felt himself getting closer and closer to his goal. And then he did. His maw closed around the developing fetus killing it instantly. And with his goal attained, Spike could feel himself fading into the blackness. His lungs were filled with Twilights fluids. He became still and moved no more. Twilights orgasms finally subside and her hips stop moving, she had gotten what she had needed, and now it was her turn to give Spike what he needed. She stood up to see her lover in his charming gaze, but what revealed itself was misery. Spike lay there dead, and within his mouth she saw the fetus, her lover and her unborn child lay dead. She looks in horror for moments before making a move. She released the small fetus from her canine companions maw, sliding it back inside her body.” At least I… At least I can try to save you. Back you go, baby.” She sobbed kneeling on the floor.

>>27462115
She picks up Spike and holds his small body within her hands, How could she save him?
Twilight lays his cooling body down when a sound fires off behind her. “Twilight, I got you.” She turns her body hastily to see a blue haired douche bag standing behind her. A camera in his hand and a smug grin on his face. “What the fuck is going on here?”

Flash Sentry begins going into excruciating detail of his lengths to set up this betrayal, how he would get Spike out of the way so he could make Twilight his.

>>27462132


He had Snuck into her bedroom late during the night to impregnate her while they were sleeping.
Sprinkling Spanish fly into her meals from the cafeteria. Causing her to lust to such extreme measures, to get her to this point. Stalking them for weeks, plotting to show up when she gave into lust from her canine companion. “You mother fucker!” Twilight shrieked, lunging to her feet swinging her fists at this unforgivable man, landing a hit crushing his nose. “Spike is DEAD because of you!!!” She pins him down, over powering him with ease. She unzips his pants and positions himself over his member.

>>27462141
“If you want me so bad, then here you go.” She raped him. Twilight raped Flash Sentry with all her might. Flash lay there unable to move under her tremendous power. Tears began to swell in his face as he begged her to stop. His words would fall upon deaf ears. He could feel his pelvis begin to crack. Twilight did as well. With a final moan She let out a primal scream “ SPIKE I’LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!” She got up and stared at the broken man, his body may now as well be in pieces but it wasn’t good enough. His broken body simply pissed her off further. He needed further punishment.

>>27462163

She reached deep inside her womb, stroking the lifeless body of her her unborn child. She then turns her attention back to Flash, tearing off his pants entirely. With a dry hand she forced her fist deep inside his anal cavity. Flash cries out in pain, clawing away into a vain attempt to escape her rage. In a single motion she retrieve her hand from Flashes now torn and bloody anus.

>>27461747
I-is that the end

>>27462180
Now returning her hand deep within her womb she now retrieves the fetus she had carefully placed within herself. “Shhh, it’s going to be alright twinkleshine, Mr. Sentry is going to keep you safe.” She whispers softly into the babies forming ear canals. And once again her fist now returns into the bruised cavity of Flash Sentry, placing her child deep within his body. A malicious grin now grows across twilights face. Flash now lay weeping, broken and bloodied and at her mercy. She positions herself and grasps at his throat.

>>27462196
As the life begins to fade from his eyes under twilights crushing grip, she leans in to whisper the last words Flash Sentry would ever hear. “No tears, Only darkness”
-fin-

>>27462059

Why? That wasn't very nice.

>>27462220
There is a standard of how to write a greentext, and you are not following it.

>>27462413


But I wasn't writing in green. I was writing in prose, a more proper way of writing. Writing in greentext format is mostly for stunted quips of description rather than a thought out sentence.

I actually prefer prose, but only if it's written well. This is iffy at best. As for this >>27462700, I disagree with you. I've read some green that had more well thought out plots and better sentence structure than some novels. It just so happens that most writefags aren't at that level. As for prose being reserved for impeccable writing, please reference 50 Shades of Grey. Shit plot, shit writing, shit all around. Also, look at everything Ernest Hemingway ever wrote. You can argue plot, symbolism, and dynamics all you want, but the writing itself is very bland.

>>27462896
There's a difference between bland writing and dry writing. In the case of hemmingway I have to say his writings are more of an experience rather than a story. of course it's harder to read but to me they fill more fufilling. Of course the story itself falls upon the writer themselves, but in general speaking i've found greentext to be rather stunted even the better greenstories i've read just don't have a very cohesive structure about them, while prose gives the ability to put in details and talor make sentence scrutures to flow in certain manners, such as the works of someone like tobias wolf, a bit disjointed yes but the way is strung about is just as memorable as the words themselves.

>>27461747
Holy shit he's back. After all this time i thought i would die without knowing the ending of this story

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Illustrious twintail is the new Andrew Miracles

Hail, the newest shit writer! Now with 1000% more prose and 98% less plot!

>>27461747
>>27463150
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iWGsxZm-Izc

SSSUUUNNNSSSSSSSEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!!!

Anime Engrish in case dub is not your cup of tea https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJeQWZqCpU

>>27462700
>"Writing in greentext format is mostly for stunted quips"
>shits out a stunted string of shitty anal rape fantasy
You know, you should think about wring stuff with actual substance before jerking yourself on your prose. Your prose was pretty terrible too, actually.

>>27462978
Why the fuck are you tripfagging still? You're not contributing anymore, take that shit off.

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>>27461747
Well, shit.

>>27462700
>Writing in greentext format is mostly for stunted quips of description rather than a thought out sentence.
It's the same.
Some of the best written greens I have read come from a man called LokiLorien, who is kill now.
http://pastebin.com/sx3mi9qS
http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS

>>27463811
Eh. Loki was ok. I'm just happy he never jumped on the fanfiction-of-fanfiction bandwagon that destroyed the general. Him and Urchin were pure.