MLP General

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>Nyx

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>filly

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604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq


Friendship is Magic #42 is still storytimed here!
>>27326578

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.

613 - Spice Up Your Life: Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

>>27396036
MLPG ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>27396036
>>27396038
FINALLY

THE FILLY CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN

>ntsts was darf

Am

Am I the only one who didn't know?

>isaac is the nyx poster
what now?

>>27396055
I didn't know that but it make sense.

>>27396067
We either die or get assimilated.

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>>27396036

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>>27396053
It's just been replaced by another filly curse

>>27396036

>>27396030
I have no idea why she wasn't just sent to Celestia's school anyway. She cleaned up that whole kitchen in a few seconds with a spell while all Sunburst could do was levitate a few books.

And cutie marks are no requirement for entering her school, Twilight didn't have hers either.

>>27396055
he fucked his names up once in the thread so there were probably a bunch of people who knew

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>>27396036

>>27396095
It's not like it doesn't happen in life

>>27396118
still, she had significant magical potential and didn't live in some remote hick-town where no one would recognize it.

Just occured to me that there's no massive futa dong porn of Luna as the ghost of christmas future.

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DECEPTIPONES, MOBILIZE

DEVESTATOR PIE: ACTIVE

>>27396187
isn't that more kirby?

>>27396163
she just got overlooked for sunburst

>>27396095
She was a mediocre magic user unless Sunburst was there to show her what to do, it's entirely possible that nobody noticed her abilities except for him. She probably didn't interact with a lot of people after he left, since she was busy studying.

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>>27396038
>colt

You walk in on filly & colt
He's mounted atop her, they both quickly separate and run for it

>>27396262
Nyx was filming in the closet.

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>>27396228
>it could have all been prevented if her parents had actually paid attention to her

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OI, YOU SHITS WANT SOME TEA?

>>27396290
FUCK YEAH

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>>27396290
I wouldn't say "no"

>>27396290
OF COURSE I FUCKING WANT TEA YOU CUNT

>>27396250
Your colt and my colt should cuddle.

>>27396301
Show me your colt, m9.

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>>27396290
Still out of oreo's, mom.

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>>27396303

>>27396332
I think that's a filly

>>27396332
rumble pls

pls link lewd

>>27396343
I'm not that Rumble anon. But he will probably deliver once he comes back

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>>27396303

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>>27396332
I fucken knew it.

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>>27396347
Oh my god

How many Rumbles are there?

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>>27396356
Me, him, and sandpanda... so at least 3.

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“Ponies of Dark Water Part 3” Chaos reigns over Ponyville as normal ponies across town turn evil! It’ll be up to Spike and the Cutie Mark Crusaders, with the help of an unexpected ally, to save the day!

>NMM return
>to help equestria

IDW want to make a ripoff of past sin? Nyx will be canon in this comic?

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>>27396365

But Nyx is already canon in the comic ^:)

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>>27396362
Too much Rumble

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>>27396398
No such thing

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one time I fillied rumble

>>27396341
He likes it when I dress him up and call him a filly, at least

>>27396308
no more oreos
only hydrox

>>27396365
>alright colorist
>okay artist, not great but also not Fosgitt
>writer who has mostly done silly pony comics so far IIRC

At least it is not doomed right away. I'm actually up for another adventure arc, lets hope they do a good one.

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>>27396422

>>27396422
>only hydrox
I have no idea what that is but it sound like a brand for bleach

>>27396448
actually they were the original Oreos
Oreos were the knockoff

>>27396448
What anon said, Hydrox were made in 1908, Oreos basically copied them in 1912 but I guess they had a better recipe or better luck

>>27396250
WRONG, EARTH COLT CAN'T FLY!

>>27396471
TSA pls

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shrink the stallion

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Quit being such faggots.

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no better way to start the day than with a bowl of ponecrispys now with extra ponuts.

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>>27396502
never

>>27396497
noooo

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>>27396505
>"I always start MY day with a bowl!"
>Dash digs in
>"Mmmm, now THAT'S a tasty ponut."

>>27396497
But where does the extra mass go? Can it be to his cock and balls

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>>27396502
I'm not

>>27396523
yes, of course
it has to go somewhere, after all

>>27396515
you're so cray cray Dash

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cereal is for kids

IS TRIXIE A GOOD PONY

pinkie

pie's

voice

>>27396603
yes

>>27396603
can any of us truly be a good pony?

>>27396567
>two eye-shines
>trixie couldn't even be bothered to model for her own cereal box so they had to get an imposter

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>>27396612

>>27396614
i'd still hug an imposter trixie

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>>27396603
she is a very silly pony

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>>27396612

Yes

just don't be a bad pony

>>27396630
alright, here you go: https://derpibooru.org/1157177

>>27396638
but I like bad fillies

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>>27396648
but bad fillies gone good are even better

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>>27396660
and the best being good fillies gone bad of course

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>>27396648
>>27396670

You aren't trying very hard with this whole good pony thing

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>>27396676
those ponies sure are good to each other

>>27396683
I hope they use protection, don't want to get horse pregnant

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>>27396683

they are turbocute

>>27396714
of course
as a party pony, party favor knows all of the proper safe stallion spells

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuo-QuMIzHg

dumb thing made me smile

>>27396730
>night glider's face when she realizes she was left out of the filename

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>>27396740

it was a cute boy horse pic for cute boy horses

she will be along with her own eventually

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>>27396683
They're very nice friends

>>27396036
Best OC

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spike

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>>27396848

VERY nice

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>>27396867

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40aXAbZntVE

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>>27396867
>place rarity next to him when he does it

>>27396908
barf

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>filly
or
>loli

>>27396938
Can I pick both?

>>27396947
I can't believe shout is fucking dead

>Celestia was only useful once in the series
>It was in an alternative timeline

How have sunfags not literally cyanided themselves?

>>27396947
>there are people who don't appreciate her wings

>>27396938

Loli for sex and filly for cuddles and bellyrubs

What questions would you ask a pony?

>>27396962
by not being mentally unstable drama queens?

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>>27396964

wings are overrated

>>27396977
can I brush your mane

>>27396977
are you dtb?

>>27396977
where's the portal?

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>>27396980
You mean underrated.

Post pony momfu stats!

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>>27396992

No, I mean overrated

>>27397008
I always thought you had sub-par tastes.

>>27396980
True.
Horns is where it's at

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>>27397016

They are ok but the normal horsey bits are by far the best

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>>27397012
This.

I'm going to marry spike

>>27397041
look at them big wingers

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>>27397042

Spike is trying to eat the crystal fillies again.

>>27397061
>crotch first

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>>27397069
that's where I always start but I never get very far

>>27397061
with his cock?

I want to make the pony cry

>>27397096
give her a big hug and tell her she's the prettiest pony you've ever seen

>>27397096
Are you going to make all of them cry or will you only make some cry?

>>27397114
goodnight European anon

hooves or feet?

>>27397114
I want to sleep with Luna mum

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>>27397180

hooves, obviously

>>27397180
that's like asking would you rather get punched in the face or given free ice cream

>>27397180
I want to lick both 2bh

you know how sometimes you feel hungry even though you just ate?

i feel like that except horny

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>>27397180
Both.

>>27397214
No.

>>27396567
>fruit shaped
REEEEEEEE

You know how sometimes you feel hungry for more ponies even though you just ate one?

Don't eat the ponies.

>>27397233
ate one out, you mean?

>>27397244
uh oh

>>27397244
we know the joke
it
It's. een ppsted
itdc
*collapses*

i bet licking a nice hot wet mare pussy would be the best experience ever

even though i read about some guy who did it and really liked it but he had horrible vomiting later

beware of cooties

>>27397303
he probably got worms

>>27397289
what is dash thinking

>>27397308
>her throat smells kinda nice

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I'm really mad at myself for forgetting to post this.

>>27397314
10/10

>>27397314
perfect

>>27397183
hoofsies are so freaking cute and marshmallowy i can't stand it

i want to nom all of them

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oh Christ why are the EqG dolls so fucking shit?
it's no wonder they sell like ass.

>>27397220
What ever happened to that animation? I've tried looking for it multiple times.

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>>27397348

hooves

ears

manes

tails

necks

butts

all are amazing

>>27397358
We want the Barbie/Monster High audience.
-Hasbro

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>>27397348

>>27397363
yes, ponies are very cute creatures from the tip of the snout to the end of the tail

>>27397366
At least Monster High dolls have articulated knees.
Look at Applejacks big ol' stilt legs.

>>27397348
please do not eat the small horses

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>>27397386
can't i just nibble on them a little?

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>>27397386
I'm so hungry, I could eat out a horse

Rate the season.

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>>27397401
UNACCEPTABLE
GO TO PONY JAIL
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT 200 BITS

>>27397405
that comic is really cute

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>>27397421
hey goat, what do you think about drawing marker with her pet fish, boops boops

Colt took steroids.

>>27397413
Rough start but 7/10

>>27397431
I don't know if Marker would do so well with a pet fish. She seems like the kind of girl who'd boop the bag too hard and kill the fish.

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pony hooves look like marshmallows

but marshmallows are made from hooves

oh my god

>>27397467
well at least they're cheap

>>27397467
She has to have some self control.

Spike tries to beat Shining's old Mario Kart times.

>>27397576
>tfw stallion on gillou never
feels bad

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>>27397593

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Is your pony Enlightened enough to take the Green Pill, MLPG?

>>27397615
>has been contacted by ets
>Not by aaaaaay lmaos

1/10 would not save

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>>27397600

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>>27397640

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>>27397656

The ponies have contracted eyerollitis, they must be put down

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>>27397677
>>27397682

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>>27397689

>>27397682
just give them heart eyes to fix it

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>>27397700

>>27397714
what did you do now, filly

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>>27397727

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>>27397615

Do you ever think you should have spent your time on something other than pony?

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>>27397749
Filly is too slow

>>27397769
just the thumbnail instantly reminded me of this silliness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjcCgwkfdA0

>>27397763
No, ponies have at least partially inspired me to do productive stuff.

>>27397763
I've been on the ride for a little bit my senior year of high school, all throughout college, and a little bit in the adult world. I thought I absolutely wasted all the potential I had in life, but then I realized people put more hours into doing all sorts of other shit besides just watching the show and shitposting a few times a week, that by comparison I really didn't waste much time at all on ponies. If anything, it made me grow a pair and go to a convention just to see what it was like.

Purple horses need to be gassed for the good of ponykind

>>27397763
Nah

>>27397763
No

I want to pee on purple horses

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>>27397769

But what are filly treats?

>>27397963
rebranded puppy snacks

bebber

>>27398096
Dash do you have any concept of what money is
How are you going to eat 74 pizzas

>>27398096
>Rei will never draw ponies again

>>27398096
>Dash has been banned from nearly every pizza place
>she uses aliases

>>27398108
But I just drew that.

>>27398096
wicked bad tummy ache

>>27398112
>but her ego won't let her use anything other than something cool, so it's always super obvious that it's her

>>27398096
>Hook

I love that running joke

Do you think season 1 MLPG can handle 2016 advanced filly posting techniques?

>>27398134
I do too, it's amazing. It's why I had to.

>>27398141
Nigger did you forgot about ikaspammer

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Pizza slut pizza slut pizza slut

AND THE REASON IS TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

>>27398134
>>27398147
I thought the VHS copy of Hook just showed up when a bunch of tapes are thrown together?

don't awoo

350 pizza penalty

>>27398116
Rei did you like last episode

>>27398178
Yeah, that's the actual joke. I just wanted something stupid to have her try to use to buy pizza.

>>27398187
I haven't seen the last two episodes I'm sorry.

>>27398199
Fair enough.
Also go watch the episodes you dingus. The most recent one was a musical that had good songs.

>>27398199
Plorka is mega cute in last episode and she sings a song and isn't annoying in the slightest

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>>27397467

>>27398096
barter with pone

>>27398229
Great

Great

>>27398229
eeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>27398166

>>27398096
this is excellent bartering

>>27398229
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>27398268
I bet Dash would do things for free pizza
lewd things

>>27398268
I wonder if the has pizza slut panties as well

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The Dash loves pizza thing happened to happen at the right moment didn't it? It was a thing before the Weird Al episode, that scene just strengthened the fad even harder.

beb

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>>27398526
ASHGANABAHATREASESS

That ain't working, that's how you do it. Get your pony for nothing and your fillies for free.

http://toku-viking.tumblr.com/post/144576905146

I've perfected the art of scratching a pony.

-In memorium of the brave test ponies that lost their lives on our way here. May god rest their charred, slightly moist souls.

Fuck ponies

>>27398604
All of the day bro

>>27398436
gotta eat big to fast big cmon!

>>27398598
Is that suposed to be maneiac?

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>>27398173

Don't fuck Rainbow Dash; she'll give you diseases

How many ponies do you think are browsing this very thread right now?

>>27398652
About 4.

>>27398652
at least two and one of them is a filly.

>>27398652
I bet Lyra goes back and reads the posts she missed whenever she is away

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It is time

time to horse

we shall start with these horses

>>27398682
Yes, these will make for good sacrifices.

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>>27398682
Yes, let's horse.

>>27398682
I'll take the one on the left.
I will not be giving her back.

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>>27398693

No

pones are for petting and other assorted things that most certainly do not include sacrificing

Ponies for the pone throne.
Fillies for the filly pit.

Is there anyway to fix a broken heart?

>>27398711
I will take the grumpy one.

>>27398116
Doh. that's a nice Dash

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>>27398532

>>27398436
yep, it was kind of funny
I don't remember what started it, I think it may have just been a random GG comic

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>>27398758

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>>27398746

Are you sure? Can you handle the GRUMP

>>27398758
Weaver posting ahegao ponies with filenames like x spots your pizza

>>27398770
ah yeah that sounds right

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>>27398767
I'm sure. I will pet and groom the grump out of her.

>>27398790
I can imagine one Anon just sitting there petting an increasingly annoyed cherry wondering why it's not working.

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>>27398790

You should bring along a stallion as well

they seem to have a positive effect in that regard!

>>27398809
Nah, thank you. But I will take just the mare. And maybe a filly.

Ponies are naturally attracted to dark cool places.

>>27398829
Like pill bugs?

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>>27398809
I want to flirt with an angry pony.

>>27398845
>so do you come here oft-
>I will bite your dick off if you touch a hair on my pony body

http://thehorsewife.tumblr.com/post/144488360795

>>27398840
imagine tiny, little ponies scuttling around your room at night

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>>27398845

It is a challenge

but accept it at your own peril

>>27398853
Continue to flirt with pony but make sure I remain at a safe distance.

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>>27398892

>>27398900
>Anon shouting from across the bar
>Drawing attention
>Her attitude shifts from annoyed to deeply embarrassed

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I want to have a movie night with pony

Wake up you need to make pony.

>>27398946
Shout how nice her mane looks

>>27398961
looks like he's just staring at the back of her head all night

>>27398968
>Get a nice mane pillow and a nap while making the pony happy.

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>>27398961
I want to watch anime and toku with Fluttershy
I don't even like Fluttershy

Seductively eating popcorn with Starlight.

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>>27398976

>>27398961
I'd give my legs to be able to have Pinkie on my lap and pet her while we watch movies.

Wait.

>>27398853
>jokes on you

RARITY IS A FAT WHORE

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>>27398986
I would enjoy watching Japanese television shows with you.
We have similar personalities so we would probably get along even though I don't think you're a very good pony

>>27399002
that's like, the worst thing you can say to a pony
how heartless are you

>>27399002
Don't talk to me or my Fluttershy ever again.

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>>27398999
No u
Rarara is skinny and pure

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Tiny ponies.
Are they still for sexual?

>>27398999
Australian Satan trips confirms it

Rarafags btfo tbqh

>>27398532
>>27398756
true art

>>27398853
Ooooo, I love that energy. I could hire you as my personal bodyguard or something in case some weirdo pony trys to hit on me

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>>27399014
>>27399016
That was like the nicest way to put how I feel about Fluttershy.

At least I don't think she's the worst.

QUICK

SOMEONE POST IZUMI KONATA AS A PONY PLOX

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>>27398999
Choke on my fat dick, faggot

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>>27399038

>>27399042
I want to wash Rarity's dirty mane and snuggle with her afterwards.

Let us pony until we can no longer do so.

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>>27399066

I shall pony

forever

>>27399066
I've been ponying since 2010. I thought long ago I'd be off the ride. I thought I'd be able to stop ponying.

>>27399087
You can't stop ponying. You will pony forever.

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>>27399087
At this stage I've given up ever getting off the ride. In the end I'll probably kill myself after the show ends anyway.

>>27399094
But my savings are going to run out in a year. Then I'll have to get a job but I can't because I'm crippling autist and have no social skills because I've been ponying and no marketable skills because bullied all through school so I didn't get much in the way of grades.

I might have to kill myself.

>>27399134
Got any kind of degree? If yes, go to a nurse school.
Nurses are needed everywhere. I'm a nurse and uised to be a social autist too. this job helped me a lot to overcome this.

>>27399155
No degree. Nothing.

I haven't had a non-internet conversation with a non-family member for 5 years. My only two school friends are very busy having families and living normal lives in other places. I wouldn't know what to say. I haven't left my house other than to walk my dog for over a year. I get my shopping delivered and the delivery drivers leave the bags in the bin cupboard by the porch. I go collect it when they leave.

>>27399042
I'd choke on Rarity's fat dick.

>>27399208
Oh my, that's harsh. Maybe you should seek help. Talk to your family and tell them how it is.
You can't live like this forever and the easy way out is not cool either.
The ponies wouldn't want that.

>>27399225
>and the easy way out is not cool either.
Well I mean, we're all gonna die eventually, so why does it matter if it's sooner rather than later?

>>27399246
Because you get one fucking life and it's up to you to experience the most out of it.

>>27399246
I always thought that suicide is very selfish. You destroy the ones you love when you kill yourself, making them constantly ask themselves what they did wrong and if they could have stopped it.

Also this >>27399260

>>27399225
I've tried all sorts of shit.

When I was 12, for one hour a week, I'd have counselling to help me make friends. I still laugh about it. There was one particular lesson where the counsellor and I got into it because she said I should sometimes feign interest in people so they want to be near me more, thus forming a basic friendship. I argued that friendship founded on a deceit is not what I would class as a friendship worth having, and she said I was missing the point, but I wouldn't budge. Neither of us would. Looking back on it, I can only laugh at myself.

>>27399217
which mare has the fattest cock?

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It's still horse Christmas, right?

>>27399293
IT'S NOICHRISTMAS

>>27399134
I don't have friends or a car, I can't drive, I have a basically nonexistent resume and I'm convinced I'm unemployable because I can't even get a fucking cashier job.

>>27399260
Says who? Who are you to say what I should do with my life?

You wanna do a certain thing with your life, that's just gravy, but you can't say something like that like it's a fact. When it's opinionated. Not everyone sees things the same.

I'm not >>27399208 I just find suicide to be an, interesting subject.

>>27399271
Isn't it selfish to ask someone to keep existing in a world they don't really care about? They'll get over it anways, they would if I died in a car accident or something. One would just be on purpose and the other not so much.

Besides, if I was gonna off myself, i'd make sure it looked like an accident cause I don't need people getting whiney about my decision. If I succeeded they wouldn't know the difference.

>>27399299
what did you get her?

>>27399290
Why don't you examine them and find out?

>>27399319
A zombie costume.

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>>27399293
I'm kind of disappointed the episode wasn't released closer to December.

But oh well. It was fun.

>>27399271
People get over death.

But how do I get over living?

Ponies are the best ponies.

>>27399327
she's already got one of those

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>>27399282
Well... I can't help you over the internet, Anon. As much as I would like to be able to do so, I simply can't.
All I can tell you is to not give up and try again.
Start slow and little, get a job thats easily manageable and doesn't demand too much from you.
Try to be open, try to be friendly, but never distort yourself. Friends like you for what you are and not for what you pretend you are.
I'm drunk and I get sentimental when so, but just don't give up.

>>27399304
Of course it's selfish as well. Suicide just is always a lose-lose situation, no matter how you approach it.