608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
Written by Mike Vogel
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise storytimed here!
>>27385480
It's great that Twilight's got so many friends now, and room to acknowledge them, too. Since she's got that whole spacious castle for herself and Spike, has she invited others over often? Her Canterlot friends, at least? They visited Ponyville even before she caught back up with them - who did they stay with then? Lyra seemed to have moved completely, too, maybe she put them up? In any case, Twilight would be remiss not to invite them when their time tables seem to match up.
>>27386336
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 is still storytimed here!
>>27326578
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27390972
>runs into the new thread
>>27391037
>crashes into new thread
>>27390992
I have a feeling Flutter Brutter is gonna hit too close to home for several people here:
>>27391011
What a dumb-looking filly
I bet she doesn't even have a coltfriend
>>27391043
it definitely will
I wonder if he's going to be ...yellow
>>27391051
What if he's red and looks like a bad OC?
>>27390961
Ponies must have a high tolerance for stuff like this, the castle is quite an eyesore
>>27391065
then it would be bad design which I hope they don't do
what do you want from me here
>>27391043
Spice Up Your Life might too, for the very few people that have daughters hee.I still can't believe Sony thinks bronies are parents trying to be cool. Those dumb suits know nothing.
>>27391051
If he's anything like a male fluttershy caps will pop. all the caps.
>>27391082
I bet when they were getting trashed in it last episode Dash and AJ found an empty room and just pissed on it while laughing
>>27391110
Drunk lesbeans
>>27391110
>pissed on it
That's disgusting. I hope they cleaned up afterwards.
What is filly?
What is free filly?
>>27391141
Free filly was too tame for him.
Filly is ready for 'it'.
FILLY IS A STUPID COOKIE
>>27391169
Filly is in for a big surprrise
>>27391183
I always thought the term "everglades" was way too cool for what is essentially a disease infested swamp filled with alligators and venomous snakes
Why post fillies when you could post big mature mares?
Filly choose popplio in pokemon moon because the cuteness but she don't like her starter anymore
>>27391200
My sister lives in Australia.
Showed us a few 'small' huntsman spiders they had in their house.
>>27391271
What about mature mares age regressed back into fillies?
>>27391271
Fillies are cuter, but mares are welcome.
>>27391325
Why don't they just shoot the-
>Australia.
Right...
I started to get excited for an episode where we visit Zebra country, but then remembered they updated the official map of Equestria and there's now the "undiscovered west" where pony-Africa should be:
http://orig12.deviantart.net/21e4/f/2015/042/8/f/map_of_equestria_and_lands_beyond__s5_trailer__by_cmc__scootaloo-d8hnljz.jpg
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/a/a4/Map_of_Equestria_2015.jpg
>>27391325
Huntsman spiders are harmless, why would anyone care how big they are
You might as well be scared of a shaggy dog
>>27391334
but you can fuck mature mares.
Something that you can't do with the fillies
Pregnant Minuette
>>27391389
>Australians are so out of touch with the world they think that treating spiders and dogs equally is normal
>>27391322
what is filly doing now
>>27391322
>>27391407
When your spiders have mana bars you have to treat them nicely.
>Rarity says it's not propriate for me to hang out with you anymore anon
>>27391466
Fuck that.
Marry me, Sweetie Belle.
>>27391466
I don't blame her
>>27391466
Rarity isn't your mother.
Don't pet the filly. DON'T PET THE FILLY.
>>27391466
Why does your sister hate fun.
>>27391495
>>27391498
TOO LATE
>>27391466
Don't listen to her, sweetie belle. Now, climb into the box- there's candy in it for you if you do!
what is your favorite idle pony pose
>>27391498
>>27391516
>>27391544
Wow Sassaflash calm yourself down in public
>>27391516
>>27391544
Those two cheerleaders were the only good thing to come out of Rainbow Falls
>>27391571
Twilight when I said eat shit I didn't mean it literally
>>27391566
she can't help herself, she's getting quite a show from that position
>>27391611
I think it would have been neat if it was Cloudchaser.
>>27391466
is this roleplaying?
>>27391591
twilight is a very cute pony
>>27391634
Buy yourself a dictionary already, Anon. You ask this question every day.
>>27391641I think Twilight is cuter with wingsShe should have been an alicorn princess from the beginning of the show
>>27391516
>>27391641
Correction: Twilight *was* a very cute pony. Then they slapped those very ugly wings on her.
>>27391666
ok
>>27391659
ok
all i'm getting from this is that the purple one be cute
>>27391671
(you)
>>27391659
BUT MUH WAIFU FAUST
MUH NO ANTHRO
>>27391671
>how does anyone have such a deep chip on their shoulder
All the radiation.
>>27391665
look at that fluttbutt wiggle
das cutelewd
>>27391696
dude what
>hating asians
these are the same people who think twilicorn was good
Pony saw your ass.
>>27391717
No no, literally a week ago I would post in threads saying I have no idea why girls always jate asian girls, girls in my family, girls I meet, friends, etc
THEN today I see why, wow I've seen some bitches but this one had issues like I've never seen before. It made me realize the girls don't like them because they probably have dealt with the same bullshit, or probably worse and wayyyy more personal
>>27391659
>twilicorn from the beginning
ew no thanks
>>27391740
Pony wants to do things to your ass.
>>27391793Fluttershy looks like Sonic here.
>Anon, I'm a princess now!
>>27391839
you look like a whore
>>27391705
She sure is a cute pony
>>27391903
I want to go on a mild adventure with Fluttershy
>>27391839
Hello, princess!
>>27391877
She looks nothing like Rarity.
>>27391916
What the heck is a mild adventure? An in-state road trip?
>>27391693
asian girl detected
>>27391933
like a trip to walmart
maybe we can even stop at jiffy lube on the way home for an oil change
>>27391933
going to the store with her
>>27391930
I'm gonna boop that snoot
>>27391930
ugly
>>27391969
fight me
>>27391987
gladly, nerd
>>27391991
>>27392008
>>27392008
>mfw I just ventilate dash because I have a gun
>>27392019
she can dodge bullets
*stops time and throws a thousand knives at you*
>>27392035
Stop lying on the internet, Dash
>>27392019
Your BB gun doesn't count, faggot.
>>27392044
how did you know?
>>27392045
>using a BB gun on a horse
Why would I use a BB gun on a horse, faggot?
>>27392052
You do this a lot, Dash
>>27392061
yeah well you look ugly a lot
>>27392068
and you crash a lot
>>27392084
>>27392086
Yeah I said it, what are you going to do about it?
>>27392090
>>27392086
>>27391839
ALL HAIL PRINCESS NOI
L
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H
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>>27391544
how lewd
>>27392094
PedoOC please don't rape the fillies in this thread.
>>27392094
I bet you use utensils to eat pizza.
>>27392109
>three minutes
Interesting. I knew you were a regular here.
>>27392094
Country fillies should play together
What is it about ponies that makes me want to punch them right in their stupid little happy faces.
>>27391796
Sunset plz
I would barely even feel your girly little fists.
>>27392112
I've done that before. Sometimes it's just so hot!
>>27392147
I want to grab that tongue
>>27392125
I ship your filly country with my country
>>27392140
That's what the flared chance is for!
>>27392179
>You will never take a chance with Sunset
>>27392207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0
>>27392247
>playing games in the living room
>>27392269
Not everyone had a TV and console in their bedroom you spoiled shitdick
>>27392317
is this the power of boops
>>27392317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUOddfBKVqY
>>27392341
you have not even begun to understand its power
>>27392280
Kek, did you grow up dirt poor or something
Remember to charge your filly at night.
>>27392280
why even have a console then
so you can play for one hour before everyone wants the tv?
that reminds me of when I bought a GBA with no games, just to have one.
>>27392371
when I grew up there was a nintendo in the living room and that was it
well until we moved into the big house and got an arcade room, but still
If you leave two fillies in a room for long enough eventually they'll lez out.
filly is attempting to turn anon into a filly
>>27392396
>>27392409
>>27392410
Are we being raided? That's adorable, someone get that one anon to post his horrifying porn.
>>27392401
NOI
O
I
>>27392418
I miss that one bot that would just repeat our own history of quotes back to us
>>27392428
I miss the one we kicked around 4chan like a game of hot potato.
>>27392416
So that's what's going on? I thought it was just a bit of shitposting.
>>27392426
what does her voice sound like?
are cutie marks scratch and sniff?
>>27392548
rub and sniffit smells like arousal
>>27392464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJqZMSzfAU
>>27392577
sounds like noi
>>27392577
Poor Noi.
>>27392605
don't worry she did
>>27392606
NOI is my filly daughter
>>27392612
No, she's mine.
>>27392618
FUCK YOU BUDDY
>>27392630
anon why
>>27392128
Maybe you're a heartless, soulless son of a bitch?
Y'all a bunch of filly fiddlers!
I'm calling Celestia!
>>27392732
if filly didn't want to be fiddled then she wouldn't carry a violin
>>27392732
but theyre just so cute
>>27392671
I-I thought you'd like the new sheets.
>any late night snacks?
>>27392891
A little, I guesshalf a large pizza, some chewy chips ahoy, a hotdog, and a really big glass of chocolate milk.
A Hearth's Warming Tail is shit! Cartoons redoing A Christmas Carol are shit! SHIT SHIT SHIT
It's the only episode I haven't enjoyed so far in this new season.
>>27392934
well memed my friend
>>27392317
Ahhh the Rarishy.
The rarest of all the ships out in the deep blue.
The pony is a beautiful, but skittish, shy creature. Now watch as I tackle this one and jam my thumb up her butt.
>>27392891
I'm already eating popcorn. It's delicious.
>>27392946
I want to WPSHH the sunbuns
>>27393036
go on
>anon anon anon anon anon anonanonanonanonanon
>hey
>whatcha wanna do?
>>27393067
YOU'RE NOT PINK
YOU'RE NOT PINK AT ALL
>>27393068
she looks pretty pink to me, I say go with it
>pink
>>27393101
punk
>>27393067
>Shake a stick around her.
>Fake throw it.
>>27393139
they brought it back
>>27393067
what a retarded pony
>>27393161
YOU'RE A RETARDED PONY
>>27393192
Can do, deery.
>>27393231
shutup gloomy, you're filly sized right now
>>27393239
which is why she fits behind a single post
>/r9k/ hottest autism meme
wew lad I feel a little bit better even if I'm still lonely
>>27393261
*poke*
>>27393271
please do not poke the ponies
>>27393276
Stallions can't really help it around a pretty mare like Dash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT2E5_UTAys
I think she's planning something.
It's lewd, isn't it?
>>27393357
A spell that will remove the social construct of clothes entirely.
Ponies will go about their days naked never knowing the truth.
Do something funny
>>27393367
Remember that time sentinel recorded everything from skype chat to TF2 games?
>>27393373
I think he just recorded a tf2 game.
>>27393373
>join skype call
>sentinel is in there
>drop skype call
>>27393367
>>27393386
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPvV5nmDQ20tst4NPb6_bLCyjs3o-l47l
Multiple TF2 games. Along with years/months of Skype Chat, Steam Chat, and some other chats and some different games.
>>27393373
I still think nonymous is sentinel, the similarities are overwhelming
or maybe they're just both autistic
>>27393401
That is some pretty autistic shit...
>>27393373
Kind of like the time he screen grabbed all the chats in the Skype group and posted them here to cause drama?
spent muh days with a pony unkind
poked my junk and drank
all my wiiiiine
la da deee da
Pony asks what weirdo human disease you have that leaves your socks crusty all the time.
>>27393401
TF2 was the best online game ever, period
>>27393485
That's a pretty pink vagina.
>>27393480
Then explain why everyone stopped playing it.
>>27393499
like he said
"was"
game is dead
>>27393504
I don't think "dead" is the right word. It's just a different game now than it was.
>>27393496
Pretty and pink, yep~
>>27393510
They jammed so much shit into it that it broke.
>>27393510
I didn't enjoy hearing "WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MOTHERFUCKER!" spammed constantly and the people playing the game thinking it was the funniest shit ever.
>>27393510
It literally hasn't changed at all in the last 3 years. They made some really minor balance adjustments to the classes themselves and have only added in about 8~ new weapons.
>>27393533
WOWZA
>>27393549
Fuck.
Colt had a nightmare.
Foals?
>>27393603
Does he want to sleep with me?
>>27393630
He's not going to say that. But he's heavily implying it and hoping you pick up on the signals.
>>27393619
I hope she gives her friends a ride once in a while.
>>27393603
Invite colt into my bed
Colt is telling you about this cool show he watched called boku no pico.
>>27393637
Don't you think it's she who should be riding?
>>27393366
That explains *so* much.
Is Rarity some kind of throwback?
>>27393510
In my case, I just stopped one day for other games and I just never reinstalled it
But they made it so seamless, so accessible that I could play it tomorrow. It's the best pick up and play game and that makes it ideal for the internet. It's as close to 4chan as a concept that a game will ever be.
I really hope it will still be live 10 years from now
Why the fuck is MSOB trying to sexualize gloomy
It's infuriating at word and awkward at best
Do not lewd the general ponies
>you will never hug pinkie in her fluffy hearth's warming eve coat
>you will never kiss her under the mistletoe
>she will never blow you under the mistletoeas you stand there moaning in pleasure and giving thumbs-up to the ponies at the party
>>27393715
what if I lewd the general
*kisses your chin and reaches for my ball bra*
>>27393715
The general ponies are absolutely for sexual.
They told me so.
>>27393725
That's just roleplaying in the general
Not roleplaying THE general
Unless you actually start drawing marker and gloomy humping posts
>>27393715
MSOB does it to get attention, and he gets paid by his cunts of fans to do it.
>>27392891
man what if you went out for food and ponies were working behind the counter
>>27393729
They signed the "not for sexual" contract five years ago, anon.
I think rumble might have tricked you, he's mighty good at crossdressing.
>>27393738
Those contracts were drawn in crayon, there's no way they'll hold up in courts.
>>27393743
They'll hold in pony court.
>pony will never draw a crayon picture with her mouth
>she'll never give it to you
>it's the two of you fucking
>>27393765
>>27393485
post some horse porn
>>27393765
I legitimately don't know how I'd feel about that. I think I'd upset pony because I'd probably laugh at crayon porno.
i kinda want an OC but OCs are cancer, what do guise?
>>27393793
Indulge.
Having a pony OC is fun.Especially when you give in a commission shipping art of him with a Mane 6
and the reason is tofuck all your friends
Have you ever hit a kid to get a piece of merch from a store?
>>27393793
Take a background pony and expand on it.
>>27393801
>Especially when you give in a commission shipping art of him with a Mane 6
i don't need comissions senpai, i draw myself.
Not the greatest but enough for me
>>27393793
Instead write a short story about your character set outside mlp.
Show it to friends and be proud of your creation.
or
Create something centered around your character, like a quest, or again, a story.
A character without purpose is autistic. One that has a place is artistic. Vent your creativity.
It's 2:30am. Pony wants pizza.
It's 2:30am, do you know where your filly is?
>>27393868
Listen man, the contract I signed was very clear
Filly calls the shots because filly's the boss
she's the one looking out for me
so no, I don't know where she is
probably trying to get a pizza?
Mayors with flares
https://derpibooru.org/1156759
>>27393810
>revealing your power level
>ever
>>27393868
In bed, naturally
Trixie wants a hug
>>27393765
i'd fuck her right in the pussy for that
>>27393903
i fucked Luna,
what now senpai
>>27393912
She can have one free hug today.
>you will never enjoy buds and suds with Pinkie and Fluttershy
>>27393919
the wordfilters remain Hiro's greatest contribution to this website
I like ponies
>>27393928
/his/ is ok
April's fools was fun
>>27393936
I don't.
>>27393941
I already forgot what was done for this year's april's fool
>>27393912
just so happens that i want to hug trixie
is it a deal?
i am very wealthy and am looking to buy a pone
has to be a good one from the early seasons, none of that new-gen princess stuff, mint condition, good color scheme that wont strain my eyes with prolonged use, intact boop hymen etc
please leave applications here thanks
>>27393971
>early seasons
>boop hymen
good fucking luck
i like trixie
she's just making her way across equestria trying to make a living and doing her best
i would like to be a cute mare and her assistant so she isn't so lonely out there on the road
also i would assist her in havingorgasms
>>27393971
here's one of the finest we have to offer
i don't think you could afford her though
you have to pay inlove
>>27393969
outstandingly awful
trixie really is the sexiest, most adorable, and cutest pony
so
fucken
dapper
>>27394002
>sexiest
Cadance
>most adorable
Rainbow Dash
>cutest
Rainbow Dash
Is Trixie at least the most showboat-y?
>>27394017
She is, isn't she?
It's amazing how that outfit frames her haunches.
>>27394022
Cadance would also lose hard to Chrysalis if nonponies were competing.
Damn, it sure would be unfortunate for Trixie to lose to someone else at her own game.
i miss buffaloli
Colt
>>27394045
I miss her too
I wish there was more lewd of her
>>27394054
i want to suck off that adorable little colt
Which would make the better sleepy time cuddle buddy:
A stallion-size filly
A filly-size stallion
>>27394074
stallion-size filly
>>27394017
remember the days before plushies?
>>27394078
Okay, what about:
A Celestia-size filly
Two Pipsqueak-size stallions working as a team
I have no pony and I must scream.
>>27394091
Here
Have two ponies to help you relax
>>27394063
Hands off
He's mine
>>27394110
Relax mate. There are enough femboys to go around.
>>27394130
Eww
You can keep all the femboys
Boys should be boys
why is she so lovable
i can't get enough pinkie
>>27394142
as long as they have nice hard creamcicle-flavored cocks i can suck
Filly invited you here to give you the unique opportunity to help her on her greatest project. A project that would grantee a lofty life for you and her, a project so great it's easily her best scam of the century.
>>27394142
Equestria is feminine as fuck. The only boy who should be boyish is Big Mac. All the others should be femboys or traps.
>>27394162
well, filly is so cute, who could resist?
Cutest filly.
>>27394215
>tfw will never have a filly daughterfu
>>27394170
Shining is not for femboying, anon
>>27394215
You of posted the wrong filly, though.
>>27394222
Is he for genderbending then?
>>27394235
NoHis wife is, though
>>27394226
Silvie is the best
The fillies dominate our society from within.
>Today is National Visit Your Relatives Day
>>27394284
My closes relatives live 1000 kilometers away, though
>>27394284
but christmas was months ago
>>27394284
But I live with my relatives
>>27394284
>not Go Fuck Yourself I'm Not Driving Hundreds Of Kilometers day
Filly put five horsemen right by your border
She swears that they're just passing through
>>27394289
Yes, and...?
>>27394308
ask filly to please move them
>>27394308
Tell colt ti deal with the situation.
>>27394312
what a festive couple of best friends
>>27394327
To*
>>27394268
she'd be so small and easy to hold and carry
>>27394328
I bet they fucked as soon as they got home.
>>27394335
who do you think was the top and who was the bottom?
was it face to face or pony style?
and who came first?
>>27394328
All the best friends were festive
Starlight is such a dumb ugly horse
Since she never bathed, do you think she had stallion spunk in her mane for months?
>>27394397
Wrong
>>27394399
you mean in her diaper?
>>27394401
no I'm right
She's garbage
Stop liking garbage, you garbage-liker!
But seriously Starlight is the worst
>>27394414
Wrong
>>27394420
You keep doing this weird thing where you spell "best" wrong.
>>27394434
Anon I think your phone autocorrected "ugliest" to "best." You should really do something about that.
An episode where Rarity tries to make Ember into a proper lady.
Would you watch it?
>>27394444
>Rarity
I'm in
>>27394444
I don't think that's very likely
>>27394449
Rarity makes Ember wear a really frilly and girly dress.
https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/5/17/1155922/large.png
>>27394449
That's not Rarity, her eyes are blue, not purple. You can't fool me.
>>27394456
Rarity makes Ember wear a sexy, silky black dress and custom heels
Then sets her up on a blind date
>>27394466
It turns out to be Spike.
Spike busts out laughing when he sees Ember in a dress.
Rarity tells him he's being rude.
i want to worship sunset shimmer's feet
do you think she'd be into that?
Filly is purring.
Filly took a field trip to the acid mines.
>>27394478
She'd probably like you worshiping her handwith the inside of your anal cavitymore
>>27394215
Noi a qt
>>27394478
>>27394494
What if Shamwow got her foot
and put it into your ass?
EqG was a mistake
>>27394535
Shimmy was no mistake.
>>27394478
>Putting on boots without socks
Shimmer that's not a good habit, stop that.
No matter how much you hate thing, you would think a filly version of thing is cute.
Can someone link me last ep's livewatch thread?
I just watched it, loved the ep, and I want to see the reactions.
>It's a "They hate Christmas because they were raped by ideology as a child by their parents" episode
Why can't people hate Christmas for reasons of their own?
ponk's song was the best one by miles and if you disagree you are literally a poo in loo
>>27394585
>Generic Friendship is magic song
>Not THE APOCALYPSE IS NOW song
You're a fucking edgelord
>>27394598
Sure thing Habib
>>27394577
Because that's not how psychology works. Everyone has a reason based off of someone else's whether or not they realize it
>>27394577
Even if clichéd, aren't those valid reasons as well?
why are they such a great team
>>27394605
So what you're saying is that the reason I hate Christmas isn't because I'm worried about losing money but rather because the people I'm around have conditioned me into hating everyone I usually celebrate with and that deep down I don't actually want to give them anything?
Holy shit. Thanks doc.
I see a cold wind blowing through.
I see days neither fun nor free
I see my sister blowing you
I see you filling me with your seed
>>27394620
Damn it now I'm imagining Zecora in the same role
>>27394619
In your case it might be a series of bad decisions with money in your or your parents' part, that left you with a bitter taste about capitalism and consumerism in general.I would know. My father has a serious problem with money.
What's your point, anyway? I'm not saying that the episode's way of handling hating Christmas was original, but it's a valid reason nonetheless.
Starlight didn't hated Christmas itself, she hated that the world wasn't valuing their time the way she was conditioned to.
>>27394577
Nobody hates or loves anything without impetus. Get a brain, moran.
searing hot, sopping wet, dripping, winking, swollen, squeezing, arousing, musky, juicy marepussy
Pony wants to wear human clothes, just like you!
>>27394620
That was such a great song
I SEE YOUR COLD WIND BLOWING FREEE
>>27394745
Why does glimglam have balls?
>>27393485
mods dont even care anymore
>>27391011
Pigtails a cute
CUUUUUUUUUUTE
Filly
>>27394773
Colt
>>27394773
>>27394781
Should filly a colt?
>>27394761
Atleast the fucking smurf threads are gone.
>>27394783
No. Filly can only filly filly; colt should colt colt.
>>27394620
>>27394756
I'm actually deaf, my bad.
>>27394783
You know, that new candy crush pony game is actually well made and cute.
>>27394620
pic extremely relevant
>>27394791
Are you legit deaf?
>>27394791
Uh
Twaliot
Are you feeling ok?
Filly is not sure if she wants a coltfriend or a fillyfriend.
>>27394832
She could get one of each
>>27394832
Filly should get a nice, Celestia-fearing coltfriend. Fillies loving other fillies is disgusting and she will go to Pony Hell if she gets one.
>>27394848
>pony hell
So she'll end up here?
>>27394856
No. Worse. She'll end up in the background of S3 episode.
>>27394859
Butthat already happened
>>27394818
English is not my 1st language, so often I end up getting words wrong. Eveything seems to sound the same, especially in songs.
>>27394864
>Eveything seems to sound the same
Disgusting languageist fuck. You should be ashamed
>>27394864MLP actually improved my English listening skills. It doesn't help that I was aSpanish andEnglish subtitle using weeaboo before I got into FiM.
>>27394616
They just go so well together
>>27394703
Pony is allowed.
>>27394870
>>27394897
>>27394879
Streams with premieres don't have subtitles, so life is hard. I used to rewatch episodes couple times with subs, but it was in early 2011. Usually I'm just watching the ep once and enjoying the ride.
>>27394914
NIGHT WAS BLACK
WAS NO USE HOLDING BACK
CAUSE I JUST HAD TO SEE
WAS SOMEONE WATCHING ME
>>27394914
>hey this is a pretty cool ima-
>edgy straight haired Pinkie
aaaaaand not saved.
>>27394930
MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL MY HATE
MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL MY PAIN
MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
ALL MY RAGE
MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>27394953
look at this fucking nerd
>>27394953
Actually, "Cupcakes" Pinkie has a poofy mane.
Straight-haired Pinkamena is from the show.
Also, don't be mean, she had to use a whole bottle of relaxer to get her mane like that.
>>27394960
>>27394963
>>27394964
Pinkie is my second favouritest horse and I will not see her meme'd upon.
>>27394964
Correction
"Cupcakes" Pinkie had the poofy mane
"shitty edge fanon" Pinkie a.k.a. Pinkamena because for some reason we need to use her full name has the straight mane
>>27394971
Pinkie is literally shit tier, below Fluttershy and even Rainbow "gets angsty over a harmless nickname" Dash
The fillies are singing the Uma Musume song again.
>"I will destroy you."
https://derpibooru.org/tags/curved+horn
>>27394984
>Pinkie is literally shit tier
If your favorite ponies aren't
Rarity
AJ
or Pinkie you are stupid
>>27394991
>High school lesbian magical idol racing horse girls
Is it out yet?
Do you think Pony should find love, or get ripped?
>>27395014
they're in my top 6!
>>27394971
>straight-hair Pinkie is a meme
literally what m8
>>27395010https://derpibooru.org/tags/classical+unicorn
Pony says she misses playing Halo 3 with you in her basement after school.
>>27395035
Oh my godIt was Halo 2
>>27395035
I've never played Gaylo in my life.
>>27395035
I actually would just give her a disconnected controller and play single player
Did she really think she was playing with hooves?
>>27395034
https://derpibooru.org/549018
I can dig it, thanks anon.
>>27395053
You're quite welcome.
>>27395066
you're so generous, spreading the love of Rarity's horse vagina for everyone to enjoy
Best pony time?
>>27395076
The more people seeing the light, the better.
>>27395091
I enjoy my ponies best in pairs
>>27395076
Everybody has already gotten a good taste of her vagina. She is a whore, after all.
>>27395102
anon be nice
>>27395091
Sure
>>27395108
I just want to hug the fuck out of himHis stupid beard doesn't even bother me anymore
>>27395102
>>27395096
Me too, anon, me too.
>>27395118
I actually like the beard, it's pretty reminiscent of classical unicorns
Rarity is NOT a whore
>>27395149
Wow this takes me back to 2011
>>27390961
>(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise storytimed here!
The book sound lewd as fuck
>>27395154
>hand holding
I can't believe they're corrupting our kids with this filth
>>27395164
They're already doing anal while I haven't even held a girl's hand.
fast horse
where is fast horse
>>27395131
I hated it at first, but now I think it makes him look more like a wizard
>>27395182
She's busy napping, I'm afraid.
>>27395187
a body pillow Dash, really
>>27395154
Oh my god that is adorable
>>27395184
Which is funny, because he's a shitty wizardI want him to ditch the dumb fucking cape though
>>27394620
>I see a cold wind blowing through.
>I see days neither fun nor free
sounds like me life
>I see my sister blowing you
>I see you filling me with your seed
this sadly not so much
>>27395182
I found her!
>>27394914
Maud really sells it
>>27395202
>>27395182
you mean shithorse, excuse you
>>27395199
I dunno. I kinda like the cape.I like to imagine it's just a blanket he wraps around himself because he's cold
Would you join a pony band, MLPG?
Beach episode when?
>>27395034
I love classical unicorns
>>27395218
That's
actually really cute
>>27395228
Right after the celestia episodethat we'll never get because hasjew hates her and finds it easier to write the edgelord moonhorse instead.
>>27395195
>Twilight
>waifuing Luna and not Celestia
When did that even start and why?
>>27395231
Everything about macaroni pony is cute
>>27395232
I'll just have to take the CEO's daughter hostage.
For about a year till they have the episode finished.
>>27395232
>celestia episode
Nobody want episode about background ponies, that is pandering
>>27395247
True
>>27395242
She would probably waifu Cadance since she's the one that actually took care of her
>>27395232
>edgelord moonhorse
Why are sunfags so bitter?
>>27395260
because they horse don't have a song
>>27395260
>six seasons
>not one Celestia episode
GEE I WONDER
>>27395276
but she have a microcomic and a 4 part comic about her love
>>27395276
what if she's just part of the gang next episode
no explanation, she's just there and making comments about the plot and such
>>27395275
But she had a song
>>27395275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVwdXJdA98
Sit down, nerd.
>>27395276
She's boring
You guy just have to deal with that.
Cello horseepisode when?
>>27395286
MMC isn't canon and the wing are just a long animation error
>>27395293
>Vinyl and Octavia have a higher chance of getting an episode than Celestia
>>27395298Good
>>27395310
butt
We'll see who laughs last when the season 6 finale is a three-parter about Celestia!
>>27395319
I'd dip her cookies in milk
>>27395302I'm not a fan of mute Vinyl, but I bet an episode with these two would be super fun
>>27395319
Superior cookie pony
PUT THAT FILLY BACK OR SO HELP ME
>>27395321
What would happen?
>>27395354
I wonder what fucking a pony girl would be like
>>27395333
>I'm not a fan of mute VinylI think it's cute
>>27395359
It's a flashback episode about all the times she was defeated.
>>27395375
is it a 4 parter?
>>27395378
No
It was the original plot of the movie
>>27395359
For a multi-parter they'd probably need to do something like showing the past of the princesses.
If it's just a single episode you could do pretty much anything
>Celestia's birthday is coming up
>Twilight has no idea what to gift her
>sneaks after her all day long to see if she can get any good idea from the daily activities
>Celestia is aware of it and alters her daily schedule to fuck with Twilight
Could actually work with the multi-parter too
>Celestia's birthday is coming up
>Twilight has no idea how old she actually is
>goes to the library in the castle of the two sisters to find some hints
>finds a diary that tells her about their youth
>>27395340
>quoting it wrong
Faggot
Filly is practicing her oral skills.
>>27395416
is she doing a speech?
>>27395416
good
she needs to do well on her sex ed class
would you be her study buddy?
>>27395333
it's one of the few headcanons I actually enjoy
>>27395426
Yes, she has to read her filly report in front of the class.
>>27395433
what's it on?
>>27395436
Friends: How easy they are to make and how big of a failure you are if you fail
>>27395436
Filly things.
>>27395444
>they're always on filly things
>>27395447
It's filly class.
>>27395455
can the colts attend?
>>27395428
>you will never take cheerilee's sex ed class
>you will never feel the pressure of making your filly partner cum in front of the whole class
>you're doing everything you can think of but she still can't get there
what do
>>27395470
uhhhh
start telling jokes
is pinkie motherly?
>>27395511
not really, no
>>27395511
Maybe when she's older and her energy levels go down a bit
>>27395511
For a day or two maybe but then she's burned out.
would you join a pony supremacist group?
>>27395534
I'm not a cuck
>>27395534
would they even let me?
>>27395534
I'm not a pony so that would be rather stupid.
>>27395431
Well, it's pretty much canon at this point.I can't even explain why I don't like it. I guess I just always imagined her to be talkative.
Take a look at everything around you~
>>27395547
let's get this non-pony scum
>>27395559
What could you possibly do? You are just a little pony.
>>27395552
>apple bloom standing with her family
>sweetie belle standing with her family
>scootaloo
>>27395552
>Dash's dad just standing on the left and no one mentions him
>>27395552
shannon chan-kent is a goddess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuOj2XNUqrE
>>27395552
Looking a bit big there Dash
>>27395571
She's a big pone
>>27395561
ponies could kill you in so many ways
>>27395589
But they will never do it because they'll just try to friendship blast me instead.
>>27395588
I want top use a giant Dash as my bed
>>27395597
those hips were made for breeding
>>27395594
Enjoy your birdhorse dander.
>>27395570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA
>captcha keeps disappearing and flashing white
>>27395608
Oh I will
dating
sunset
shimmer
Remember to adopt and give a good home to any stray filly you see.
>>27395629
I just collect them
>foals
>>27395668
is that a perry the platypus plush?
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
PLEASE, I BEG YOU
>>27395683
just piss on the floor Pinkie, you're a horse and outside
>>27395683
why is this kinda turning me on
>>27395677
Yes.
Remember that Disney owns Hasbro now.
>>27395260
>>27395281
Does anyone have a link to this video? I can't remember the fucking name.
what's something you've fapped to recently and found super hot when you were whacking your cock and been disgusted by after you came
>>27395763
Your dad
>>27395705
https://youtu.be/3rB0x2TVu9Q?t=26s
>well, okaaaay
All I could think about during that song was pic related.
>>27395644
But they're not toys.
>>27395784
they're more like little talking puppies
>>27395705
>Remember that Disney owns Hasbro now.
Since when?
>>27395776
Is that a bad thing?
Filly is touching the colt again
>>27395776
Man, these songs have me fucking hyped for the movie
I can't wait to hear Ingram's stuff with an actual orchestra
>>27395763
http://derpy.me/mares
>>27395800
There are a lot of things the movie has going for it.
It makes me hype, which I don't want to for fear of disappointment.
>>27395803
god damn that pic is ancient
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/darf
>>27395840
NTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS
>>27395840
That does not sound like a very good idea
>>27395840
top tier blogpost but who is that, who is the second persona and why the fuck should I care about any of them
>>27395893
what's fluttershy going to do with hollytoe
>you will never pleasure a crowd of cute stallions, jacking off their stiff cocks with both hands and bobbing your head on one after another, trying to cover yourself with as much cum as possible
>>27395907
>hands
Why am I not a pony in this scenario
>>27395907
Why are stallionfags so horny all the time?
>>27395840
best of luck
>>27395840
Why are almost all of our earlier contributors nutjobs?
>>27395905
Dash
>>27395868
>NTSTS
old writefag from the general
>darf
also an old writefag from the general, just that he mostly wrote very disturbing porn
>>27395948
>been here since the beginning
>mentally stable
Do I get an award?
>>27395963
me too anon high five!
>>27395948
Because you have to be a nutjob to be a contributor.
>>27395949
they're just so cute together
>>27395968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO4wrXGv_qI
why is this a thing
I want to die
>>27395990its alright
>>27395948
>tfw I was a anon writefag contributor in 2010/11 and I just fucking stopped and never did anything again
>tfw I'm still fucking here
>>27396005
Out of all the songs in the shiw, this one might be the one that needed a dubstep remix least
Technically it's not horrible or anything, but it's not good either, and it's just completely uninspired and boring
It really shows that he shat the song out in only 4 hours
>>27396020
might as well start writing again anon
>>27396030
>>27396030
>>27396030
A mare of all seasons.
I love Princess Fleetfoot