Unofficial /mlp/Dungeon Hangout Thread #20 Hunger Edition

>>27389539
Good to see my Pastebin up

Second for hungames

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Third for pic for hungames

>>27389580
420th for it

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>>27389585
Here's my pic

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Here is the pic I used for Krono

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And the one I used for Ember

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Here's Fruity's

Waiting for Krono's green

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Here's my pic.

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Here is Mikro's

>>27389533

>You wake up with Scootaloo wrapped around you, trapping you in place.
>"You're awake!"
>Her voice shatters your ears from the pitch.
>"I didn't wanna disturb your sleep, but now..."
>She tries to wiggle her eyebrows but ends up just blinking aggressively.
>Then you feel warmth near your nethers.
>You look down and see a hoof approaching.
>This couldn't happen to you.
>With a sudden surge of magic, you blast Scoot away from you.
>She slams against the wall of the cave and screeches.
>As she thumps to the floor, you hear a loud SNAP.
>"OWIES!!!! ONE OF MY RIBS R BROKEN."
>You run over to her.
"Oh. I'm so sorry. What are we to do?"
>She kicks at you
>"MEANIE!"
>She whimpers and her eyes go big like a puppies.
>Your hard expression softens.
"NOT GONNA WORK ON ME BITCH."
>With a swift kick, you smash her chest.
>Another screech, then she goes unconscious from pain.
>She begins to bleed.
>A lot.
>Then you have an idea.
>You heal her injuries, then you run and grab a bunch of the tendons from the bear.
>You tie her body to the floor with them, making sure she can't escape.
>You now have a torture dummy.
>You stand over her, watching her like a hawk.
Your turn, Morky.

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Scoot's

>>27389728
I like how so far no one is worried about me.

And I also assume that the reformation bullshit never happened?

>>27389783
my next part will probably include something about the other Dungeoneers figuring out you're gone.

>>27389695
How about Manhorse's pic?

>>27389821
Shit I need to go way back hold on.

>>27389728
>You wait for the little autismo to wake up
>Your going to practice magic on it
>And torture it over all
>It deserves it
>All of it
>For RUSSIA!
>It awaken and squeals and you hold your hooves to your ears
>Damn that's high pitched
>You kick it
>It yelps
>And stops
>"Meanie look what you've done"
>You chuckle
"I'm so sorry"
>You kick it's face
>A few teeth fly out of it's mouth
>That felt nice
>Really nice
>You heal the wounds
>You smirk and step on it's stomach
>It yelps and gasps for air
>You laugh manically
>You remove your hoof from it's stomach and it catches it's breath
>"Why are you so mean!?"
>It makes a pouty face
>You frown
>You lean down
"I'm sorry"
>You curb stomp it
>It gets knocked the fuck out

>Hours later it wakes up
>It's wounds are healed but it's tired
>Some how
>It slept for God knows how long
>It shouldn't be alive
>It wakes up and looks at you
>It seemed to forget you curb stomped it
>It smiles
>"Hi Glimmy whimmy!"
[Spoiler]Authors Note: I'm sorry for that nickname Glimmer, but it has to be as autistic as possible, no lets continue shall we?
>You gag
>Good that was autistic
"Hello"
>You smile sweetly
>Oh the things your going to do to it
>It will wish it stayed dead
>Boy will it
>You step closer
>It tries to hug you but is restrained
>You swear you hear something rip
>You hope it's her flesh from trying so hard
>God please...
>God no...
>No...
>NO...
>NO!!!
>It ripped the tendons
>It's autism
>It's too strong!
>Your doomed
>Pony world is doomed
>VERY DOOMED
>This will be like the game Doom
>Not like the new one
>That arena game is shit
>The old one
>The first one
>That was the shit
>You kick it's head and it whimpers
>"But Glimmy Whimmy!"
>You kick harder
>"Gli-"
>HARDER
>It's skull breaks
>With a satisfying breaking sound
>Heal wounds and what not

With that nice little torture scene your turn Krono my dear pal

>>27389850
Boy oh boy did I fuck that up!

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>>27389821
Here

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This one is Suit's

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Spring's

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Meat King's

>>27389911
>911
gg, you caused 911

I can't find Daily's

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>>27389934
I got chu and me wife

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Okay, here we go.

>>27389955
I like how the last district is Manhorse and Dr.Cross,who is I guess the brown pone.

>>27389955
Laws. So, me and Daily are married now. Due to me getting dubs. We need you to make it official so it's cannon and we don't get raped by mods.

>>27389977
My not-quads confirm this.

>>27389955
Oh boy

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Quads?

>>27389955
o here we go

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Quads??

I better fucking revive

>>27389995
>quads

>>27390004
DAMMIT

>>27390000

>>27390014
You really don't want this to happen do you?

>>27390023
I don't want what to happen?

>>27389955
SPOOKY

>>27390031
Me and Daily to be married.
Because you and Krono aren't married right?

>>27390042
What no.

That's not it at all..

>>27390071
Then what is it?

>>27390074
I wanted quads...

>>27389850
>You quickly use the strongest of the bear tendons to tie her back up.
>Then you sit down on the bear blanket.
>You're gonna get a well deserved rest.
>Simple rest won't relax you enough though.
>You look down in between your legs.
>Well, time to complete what Scootaloo was trying to do.


>Be Krono
>You sit down next to the pool like you always do in the afternoons.
>Strangely, Glim hadn't followed you too your room last night.
>She always does.
>"No reason" she'd say when you asked why.
>You look around for Glim.
>No where in sight, not even in the bush she'd hide in where she thought you couldn't see her.
>You slowly kick your legs back and forth in the water.
>Maybe she's planning another one of her strange antics again?
>You find them cute.
>She'd plan out something just so she could "accidently" bump into you.
>She always tries to say something but stutters and runs away.
>You once asked her what she was trying to say, but got the answer "Nothing... B-Baka!"
>You liked how she acted.
>She'd always be funny and smart, but when she looked you in the eye she blushed and stuttered.
>Your train of thought has derailed.
>Time to get back on track.
>Where is she?
>A mare talked to you yesterday and you haven't heard of her death yet.
>That was another strange occurrence.
>Any mare who talkd to you died the next day.
>Thought train please.
>You stand up as Jack walked by.
"Do you know were Glimmer is?"
>He shrugs and walks away.
>Time to find her.
will continue that on my next turn.
Morky's turn.

>>27390077
Wasn't sure if you hated your Commie friend. If you want I can make it so you and Krono get eventually married in my green if you want my nigglet.

>>27390090
>Getting married

Umm no thanks.

>>27390111
SCOOTALOO YOU ABSOLUTE MADMARE!

>>27390111
>Scootaloo offs Fruit and a CAV instantly
Get fucked, I'm winning this game.

>>27390111
>Scootaloo kills Fruit.
WHAT

>>27390120
Says who?

>>27390130
Says these singles

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>>27390111
Whaat? Ember's action was cut off? It read "Ember snatches a pair of sais."

>>27390111
>Scootaloo fucked up two people.
Welp

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>>27390146
>Springtrap fucking stabs Manhorse


HOLY FUCK

>>27390146
Well. Undermeme is dead, Meat King is dead, and Manhorse is dead. Woo.

>>27390146
It had to be done

>>27390146
>Springtrap repeatedly stabs Manhorse to death
That's Manhorse gone.

>>27390085
I'm guessing you mean the Jack and Yours conversation

>Scootlaoo tries to fight the bonds
>Be Scootaloo
>You feel like you've been cloned in a sense
>Like there's another you
>Probably
>They couldn't stand being with out you right?
>Right
>You continue
>You watch Glimmer do her thing
>"K-Krono!" She says
>That's hot
>Back to escaping
>You'll teach her some shit when you dun outta here
>Your autism grows stronger!
>You struggle more
>Scootaloo used struggle!
>You continue
>You need to be free
>You need to find your clone
>And rape everyone in Equestria
>Especially Rainbow Dash
>You bet her pussy taste like skittles
>You continue to struggle
>That thought of Rainbow made you make a little Scootaloo juices
>Oops
>Glimmer finishes exhausted
>You start biting the tenons
>It rips a little

>After what seems to be hours
>It's morning
>Your tired
>You got through the tendons
>Your tired
>Wait!
>Flutters wouldn't mind taking care of you!
>You run to her house

>Be Morky
>Snorting a line
>Feels good
>You take a seat on the toilet
>You sit there for what seems to be ten minutes
>Because it was ten minutes
>You get up and leave
>You need more crack
>Better ask Krono for some of that green money shit
>He's cool with it
>Doesn't know your doing crack
>Let's hope it stays that way
>Daily is worried slightly but isn't stopping it
>You continue your journey to Krono
>Finally you reach it
>You see Frosted Flakes and Medicine man talking
>You hide down in a bush
>Like a boss
>You listen in on the conversation

>Be Glimmer
>You wake up and stretch
>Last night was great
>Really fun
>You turn to Scootaloo
>Or where she was
>SHIT!
>It's gone!
>Nononononono!
>You look around
>The bastard chewed through the tenons
>Rip Equestria
>Your all fucked now
>You need to find it quickly

Handing the mic to Krono. Also end of part 2.

>>27390120
>>27390146
kek

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>>27390219
>Mikrokek and Springtrap hold hands.
CUTE.

>>27390219
>Mikrokek and Springtrap hold hands
Kek

>Scootaloo screams
Kek again

>>27390219
>Scootaloo screams for help

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>>27390219
>mikrokek and springtrap hold hands

>>27390219
>Mikrokek and Springtrap hold hands
w-wew

>>27390267
Glimglam no

>>27390267
>Me and Scootaloo talking.
Nothing good can come out of that.

>>27390267
>suitcase makes a cuckshed
Kek

>>27390279
What?

That won't kill me

>>27390342
Rip Scootaloo

>>27390198
>You run up to Jack and stop him in his tracks.
"Look, Glim's gone."
>"And?"
"You and her are pretty good friends, you can probably find her easier."
>"So basically you just need me to go with you to find Glim."
"Yep."
>"Let's go then."
>You both go off to find her.
>Then you pass a bush in which Morky pops out again.
>"H-Hey Krono."
>He jitters with every vowel.
"What do you need, Morky?"
>"I just need some money..."
"Again?"
>"I need it."
"What do you need it for?"
>"Cooking..."
"I didn't know you liked cooking."
>You give him ten bits.
>"Ten bits? That'll get me only 2 grams... of spices...."
>You begin to walk away from the jittery stallion.

>Be Glim
>Fuck where would she go?
>You think.
>Hard.
>Fuck it.
>You run off.
>To Ponyville you go.

>>27390342
>scoots is kill
Finally

>>27390342
>Mikrokek and BarrelBot hold hands.
I-I'm not a slut, I swear!
>Jack Frost and Skeleton B sleep in shifts.
ok then

>>27390342
Mikrokek is holding everyone's hands.

>>27390404
Microkek the whore.

MicroXEveryone confirmed

>>27390444
Trips confirmed

>>27390444
Top kek, with those trips it's confirmed

>>27390365
>Be Morky
>Well played my crackhead friend
>Well played
>You head off to your dealer
>Oh boy!
>You need this shit

>Be Glimmer
>You've been looking around for Scootaloo under disguise
>She could be anywhere by now!
>Literally!
>Even in your ass
>That would be horrifying
>You'd rather kill yourself
>You continue your search
>As always the ponies are kind to you
>Not knowing it's you
>They don't question the strange new pony
>Well, your disguised as whomever
>Your technically new
>You look like a bad OC
>Anyways you continue your search

>You end up passing Krono
>Your not sure what he's doing
>You keep your composure and continue walking
>You need to find Scootaloo
>That's more important then your love life
>Very important
>You can't go any further
>It's night
>Your tired
>Your body aches
>You haven't stopped to rest
>But you need to find it
>Or else
>You don't know
>Your too tired to think
>You find a hotel or an inn whatever the fuck you call it and buy a room
>You go sleepy time

Passing the mic again, go back in time to what you do during the day Krono and then do whatever once it reaches night again.

>>27390466
Sproutling you dumbshit, you can't arm land mines, you don't have any arms

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>>27390585
>Springtrap lets Jack Frost into his shelter
Ay.

>>27390599
Aye

>You and Jack look all around ponyville for Glimmer.
>She is nowhere to be seen.
>You pass by what seemed like an edgy OC.
>It seemed to be wearing makeup.
>When it saw you it blushed so hard the makeup burned off on the cheeks.
>You trip on a rocks and crash into it's rump.
"Sorry!"
>It passes by you with a bit of stagger.
>You look behind you and see the edgy OC's nethers, extremely wet.
>Strange.
>You and Jack have to go to sleep though.
>The inn that you go to is full, so you just sleep infront of the door.
>The first person to walk out is gonna have a pleasant suprise.
Sorry for the shorter one.
Morkey, your go.

>>27390731
>receive explosives
This is not going to end well

>>27390731
>Curcuit breaker Decapitates Glim
.........

>>27390731
>Skeleton B thinks about home
>"I wish I was in the dungeon waiting for Anonpones to fight."
>">tfw no unknown sponsor to supply you."
>"I'm hungry"

>>27390830
>Krono and Jack Frost huddle for warmth.
Why do I want a green about this.

must go. farewell

>>27390830
>Krono and Jack Frost huddle for warmth.
wew lad!

>>27390731
RIP my ankles

>>27390650
Yea it's fine, it's annoying but I'll get over it kiddo
>That went well
>The day went good
>Except when Krono bump into you
>Your nethers were like a waterfall
>You quietly pleasure your self at the thought of him
>You do your stuff

>Be Morky
>Your stumbling the streets, on crack, drunk and high
>You've had a hell of a day
>You bump into Scootaloo
>The little bastard looks at you
>It smiles
>Damn it's adorable
>It hugs you and you return it
>Damn this is comfy
>You fall asleep
>Comfortable and drunk

>Be Scootaloo
>You left Flutter
>She gave you food and what not
>Your wandering the streets
>Looking for something to do
>Your bored
>All ponies are inside for the night
>Except one
>He seems friendly
>You go to him
>He bumps into you and apologizes
>His words are slurred
>You smile adorably
>Or at least try to
>He smiles back
>You hug him
>He's warm
>He hugs back
>And falls asleep
>You pull him away into the bushes and cuddle in the bushes
>It's cold but you have his warmth
>Damn
>He has...
>Autism fueling him
>Could he be?
>No
>Must be someone special
>Extra special
>You'll ask tomorrow

>Be Glimmer
>It's morning
>Again
>Another shitty one
>You need to find that bastard
>You need to get rid of this edgy OC disguise
>It's ugly as fuck
>May as well start singing Lincoln Park and Evanescence
>That would be kind of funny
>To watch them squirm at your singing
>That sounds wonderful
>Absolutely
>Wonderful

Turning it over to Krono
>>27390834
I'll work on that as well my friend

>>27390889
Okay.

>>27390889
I'm literally in a Death squad

>>27390927
Yup

GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MYTHICAL MORNING!

>>27390970
That went surprisingly good

>>27390970
7 left. Say, who do you think will win?

>>27390963
Hello there me wife
Laws has yet to make this canon, so we wait

http://www.strawpoll.me/10242438

>>27390996
k
>>27390970
Reply to this post with "You and Morky are married" for some great friends and laughs.

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>>27391027
You and Morky are NOT married

>>27391042
oh shit nigger what are you doing.

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>>27391042
That's mean Laws, I think you are jealous, as God you can't have love. I will pay you with our first child.

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>>27391042
>Krono tends to Jack Frost's wounds

>>27391084
>>27391105
Laws, I love and respect you. Don't do dis.

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posting at breakneck speeds.

>>27391118
k

>>27391105
Well, i'm /sleep/ now. Glimmerfag is here in /sleep/ with me, good night wankers.

>>27391143
So. Are we married or do you also need our second child, maybe our third? We can sacrifice Manhorse, he can be anything you'd like. Sex slave, Slave, maid, Whatever.

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Nothing happened during night 7.

>>27391192
You're married now.

>>27391198
Welp. GG

>>27391198
I am kill

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And the winner is... The security camera!

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>>27391216
A FUCKING CAMERA

>>27391216
gg. F u no redo.
Can we have a redo?
Next game?
Or can we continue in the dungeon?
Or another hunger games?

>>27391216
Are you fucking kidding me

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>>27391216

>>27391234
No redo... For this week, at least.
Maybe next.
The Dungeon will start up again on Friday afternoon.

>>27391258
Aight, sounds good matey

Boop

>>27391216
A FUCKINH CAMERA

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>>27394479
I feel triggered

When Krono continues the story I will too. But if I don't till later it's because I'm not back yet
I'll tell you assholes when I'm back

What Crackmouse said.

>>27394750

>>27394634

What I miss?

am alive.
will write in a few minutes.

>>27396314
Hello.
>>27395554
THOSE QUADS!

>>27396442
Not even close to quads...
>>27396314
Welcome back

>>27394555
Checking these unchecked trips.

>>27390860
>Be Krono
>You wake up to the sound of someone singing a Lincoln Park song.
>You stay laying down in hopes to get more sleep.
>The singing gets closer and louder.
>Then the inn door slams open.
>Before you could react, the owner of the voice.
>Who is the edgy OC from yesterday of course.
>Trips over you and Jack.
>The pone gasps as she falls over.
>She hits the ground with an audible crack.
"BY LAWSMAN! I'M SO SORRY!"
>The pone slowly gets up.
>"No, it's me who should be sorry. I wasn't looking."
>She turns around and looks at your face.
>You could see her makeup slide off as she sweats.
>"B-Baka!"
>Then you recognize the voice.
"Glim?"
>Her disguise completely slides off.
"I was looking for you! Where have you been?"
>She tries to speak but stutters too much.
>Her entire face is now a rose color
I'll leave the rest of that conversation up to you, Morky.
I'm still gonna continue though.
>Be Morky.
>Why are you so warm?
>You can remember nothing from yesterday.
>Everything around you is green except a bright orange spot.
>The spot is a pone, radiating with autism.
>Then you realize the pone is just a young filly.
>And she's wrapped around you.
>Oh fuck.
>NONONO
>YOU FUCKED A FILLY.

>Be Scootaloo.
>You're still warm with the heat of the special pone.
>As your eyes open, you see him quivering.
>In fear? Anger?
>He seems really distressed.
>Then he runs from the bush before he can ask any questions.
There is where I'll stop.

>>27396521
Loving it so far.

>>27396968
So can I request greens like normal,or are you focused on the joint green?

>>27396968
>2016
>Bumping
You're gonna go far kid.

>>27396986
You can request but I might be a bit slower than normal.

>>27397066
Wooo okay then..
Requesting what Manhorse was thinking when he switched sides green.

>>27397073
Ok, I'll get right to it.

>Be Manhorse.
>You've been confronted by Dr.Cross
>Time to make a choice.
>The Dungeoneers have always been fun, even if they were massive cunts.
>They were always fun even when they were really fucking annoying.
>They helped with ideas for inventions, even when they destroyed everything you loved.
>But now it's time to face the facts.
>THEY ARE COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNTS.
>Except Jack.
>He's good.
>BUT FUCK THE REST.
>And you can't even stand...
>HIM.
>You can't even think his name anymore.
>He stole her away from you.
>Just as you were about to confess your love, HE popped into the picture and stole her away.
>The one person keeping you stable, gone in a flash.
>You made your choice.
"I'd be happy to join you."
>Goodbye forever, Daily

>Be Daily.
>Did you just feel a heart permanently shatter?
>Probably just your autism acting up agaim.
>END.

>>27397276
Well then.


ManhorsexDaily confirmed?

Another one because why not.


Show GlimGlam meets Dungeon GlimGlam

>>27397276
-Insert Maniacal Laughter Here-
I AM A GOD!

>>27397276
>they were massive cunts.
>they were really fucking annoying.
>they destroyed everything you loved.
>But now it's time to face the facts.
>THEY ARE COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNTS.
>And you can't even stand...
>HIM.
>He stole her away from you.
>Just as you were about to confess your love, HE popped into the picture and stole her away.
>The one person keeping you stable, gone in a flash.
>You made your choice.

Oh boo hoo you little cunt.
But no really now? Are we going to fight over a mare now? I'm willing to fight with you man horse, no technological weapons or gear, no magic, just regular weapons. Winner gets all, the losers life, it's in your hands. Spare or end them. Winner also gets Daily. Loser can't rejoin the tower, and the loser can't speak to Daily unless the winner says it's fine.

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>>27397592
Edgy.

>>27397592
Oh and F u no redos

>>27397604
Why does everyone take my god damned memes?

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>>27397614
Fuck you thats why

>>27397276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2LYmu_lIE
Suck it Manhorse.

>>27397276
It went more like this
>Be Manhorse.
>So basically you just got locked in a room with the final boss and a heavily armed guard.
>Great.
>However, final boss (who by the way is Doctor Jesus or some shit) is being merciful.
>Behind the first door is sticking to the group that recently is fully unsupportive over something that was never made, with a chance of any things they don't like being destroyed.
>The second door is working with near-infinite resources, being the right-hand man to a pony that can't die until the end of the game, giving you near-invincibility for quite a while.
>Plus, you could probably just sabotage kill him with the weapons you could make from his shit, get mad EXP, and go back to the group.
>...Sound like a decent man.
>So you monologue for five minutes, he says you're hired.
>Then you get tazed until you're almost dead and dragged behind a wall.
>Damn it.
>Was a good plan though t.bh f.am

>>27397666
>Plus, you could probably just sabotage kill him with the weapons you could make from his shit, get mad EXP, and go back to the group.


WE DON'T LET DEVILS BACK YOU DEVIL

>>27397666
Also, saying no to Cross would have probably lead to my incredibly swift death.

>>27397666
>>27397686
I'm not trying to be a jackass, but I don't think saying no would cause you to kick the bucket.

>Be Dungeon Glim
>You are in a large room with a small disk shaped pad in the center.
>Next to the pad is a button.
>You examine the pad and button carefully before pushing the button.
>The pad begins to glow with a bright blue shine.
>Then, the pad forms another you.
>You examine the clone as it examines you.
"Why the fuck do you exist?"
>"No need to speak in such a tone."
>You cringe.
"Are you... me?"
>"I'm a better you I suppose."
"Better?! No one can be better than I, the communist horse!"
>"Well I'm not sure of your deeds commie, but I defeated a GOD many times over and destroyed Equestria over and over."
"Shut the hell up. I'm not out to destroy everything, just convert it to communism."
>Then you hear a click behind you as the door opens.
>Krono walks into the room.
>Krono:"Hey what's going on in he-"
>Then he stops in his tracks.
>He looks back and forth between you and other Glim.
>SGlim:"Who's he? He seems a bit... fun"
>After saying 'fun' she wiggles her eyebrows a bit.
"He's Krono. MY LOVER."
>Krono:"I'm sorry to have interrupted this.. thing."
>Krono gets closer you and whispers to you.
>Krono:"Who the hell is she? Your twin sister or some shit."
SGlim:"I can here you loud and clear, you're shit at whispering. I'm a better version of her. Or is she a worse version of me?"
>Krono steps away a bit.
>SGlim looks at you and smirks.
>Then the smirk fades a bit.
>SGlim:"I wouldn't mind if we had a threesome actually."
>Though she murmured, you could hear her loud and clear.
>And so could Krono.
>Krono:"Ok I'm out I just came in here to see what was happening and not to be turned into a sex object. I'm out."
>He then left the room.
>You turn to punch SGlim.
>Then Krono sticks his head into the room.
>Krono:"MaybeI'mnotsure."
>You sigh and lower your hoof.
"Fucking Krono."
>SGlim:"Is what we'll be doing later."
"Shut the hell up."
>END.

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>>27397724

>>27397622
Even my sayings, God. This thread is dying.
>>27396521
>Be Glimmer
>Ah shit fuck
>He figured it out
>"I was looking for you! Where have you been?"
>You heart skips a beat
"FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!"
>"Did you just pull a Morky?"
>You reach for the sky and teleport to your cave
>Whew lad
>Your okay
>Next time magic, no makeup

>Be Krono
>Glimmer dun fuckin' left
>Don't know where left
>Rip heart
>You'll find her again!
>You don't know when
>But you will!

>Be Morky
>Last night must have been some weird shit
>You fucked a filly
>Damn son
>Another thing that the FED's will be after you for
>Murder
>Theft
>Doing drugs
>Dealing Drugs
>And now fucking somepony under aged
>You reassess your life before it wakes up
>You continue to run over your life
>You should have killed your self a long time ago
>A REALLY LONG TIME AGO
>Look at what you've done Morky!
>Mama Morky wouldn't be happy
>Not at all
>She'd kill you before you'd kill yourself

>Be Scootaloo
>He's thinking about something
>What if it's you!?
>That would be awesome!
>Fuck Rainbow Dash
>You want Morky!
>Oh boy!
>Your going to get married!
>Have more foals!
>THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!

>Be Glimmer
>That's an awful large amount of Autism for one house
>Must be where Morky and Daily are staying
>No where could be more autistic
>Right?
>Right
>You leave the house alone
>You need to find Scootaloo
>NEED TO

>Be Morky
>This damned thing is your responsibility apparently
>According to Fruit Cup it's a horrible creature
>It doesn't seem that bad
>You sit up and it tumbles to the floor
>It looks at you
>You nod and get up

Pass the mic to Krono.

>>27397637
Who's side are you on?

>>27397748
Yours of course! Nothing is as worse as being friends with a traitor! Now excuse me but don't check em.

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>>27397748
>Implying I know your catchphrases

>>27397777
NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOO

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>>27397777
Check'd

>>27397784
I said it to you when you asked
>"When are adding the stone mask?"
Or something like that and I said
"FUCK YOU THAT'S WHEN!"

>>27397793
I specifically said one thing. NOT to check em. But you do it anyway!

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>>27397800
A mere coincidence

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>>27397777
gg
You win.

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>>27397809
I did it cause I could

Now here is a picture that will satisfy your fetish for a certain game.

>>27397819
>Sunset
>In my perfect utopia
BTFO, IDEA DISCARDED, AGITATED HORSE NOISES !

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>>27397838
Okey

Game fetish? I like TF2, I main Medic
Thank's and have fun.

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>>27397921
Forgot the picture

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>>27397928
I thought Krono was the medic.He did make the medigun after all

>>27397947
Ja, but he didn't make him, he doesn't own him or the Medigun so I have the right to mention it without him throwing copyright at me.

Just checking in...

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>>27398015
Okay thanks for checking in.

>>27398042
So many damned Glimmer pictures.

>Be Krono.
>Why did she just teleport away?
>Also, HOW DID SHE TELEPORT?
>You'll ask her those questions when you find her.
>Now you'll have to find her again.
"Why did she even run away in the first place?"
>You look to Jack.
"You're good friends with her, do you know?"

>Be Jack
"Umm..."
FLASHBACK TO PILOT EPISODE.
>You sit near the pool with your coffee in hoof.
>You watch as he chats her up.
>The cunt.
>You've hated him ever since Glim friendzoned you because she 'will only feel love for Krono.'.
>You walk over to the group, making sure to stay out of their sight.
>You splash your coffee at Krono.
>But with your horrible aim, you splash Glim instead.
END FLASHBACK.
"No. I have no idea."
>"Hm...."
>Krono turns away and puts a hoof on his chin.
>You slowly raise a hoof to punch him.
>Then lower it just as slowly.
>You're not gonna do it.
>But you are really stressed now.
>Time to vape.

>Be Daily.
>With your autistic link with Morky, you could tell he was nervous and afraid.
>AND THAT HE FUCKED A FILLY.
>You grab your wedding gown that Rarity had prepared for you for you and Morky's wedding.
"The weddings off."
>You mumble to yourself as you rip it to pieces.
Morky got the mic now.

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>>27398067
What did you expect?

>>27398069
>Time to vape
Welp.

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>>27398069
>RarRar doing something for Daily

That sure is unexpected

>>27398069
Muh nigga dat end to your part

>Be Morky
>That link
>It ded
>Deder than Hitler
>Rip
>You could escape
>You flip through a pamphlet
>The Dungeon!
"It's been nice knowing you assholes!"
>I run off to go find my way to this Dungeon
>Run by a man
>By the name of
>Lawsmen

>Be Krono
>Morky just ran past you at Sanic speed
>His Autism is...
>Dead?
>No more
>Run out
>Something happened
>You'll ask Daily later
>Time to find Glimmer
>After vaping
>Mah nigga

>Be Glimmer
>Your looking for Scootaloo
>Morky tramples your
>Going at God speed
>His autism nonexistant
>Boy that's a relief
>Searching for that damned thing
>It is running towards Morky's path
>It's chasing Morky
>Is that why he's running?
>Because it took his autism and he doesn't want it back
>Nah
>Whatever
>You kick that motherfucker and send it into a building
>It makes a loud breaking noise as it's bones breaks and part of the building
>Oh
>That sounded like it hurts
>You heal it
"What happened with Morky?"
>It's too terrified to respond
>Damn
>This thing is truly terrified
>Damn son
>Your more powerful!

>Welp
>You did it
>Be Morky
>Your in a damp dungeon
>With skeletons
>Playing poker
>Smoking a joint
>It's better here then it was there
>It's all good
>They can't really get a high
>They're just bones
>Sucks for them
>Your going to fix that
>You'll make them your best friends
>You don't need those fuckers

Passing the blunt to Krono

>>27398162
Also, end part 3.

>>27398190
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>27398198
Okay?

>>27398311
It's a JoJo meme, don't worry about it.

>>27398311
>>27398328
Actually I should play this since Part 3

https://youtu.be/39CoIY14t8g

>>27398162
>Be Kronk
>Pull the wrong lever.
>Nah.
>Be Krono.
>How the fuck did you get an electronic cigarette?
>Jack looks at you.
>"Don't question it. Just relax."
>You slowly raise it to your lips.
>Just before it comes into contact, you see Scootaloo run past.
>NO.
>Jack jumps up.
>"I'LL GET THE FUCKER."
>You jump onto his back as he teleports.
>He teleports you both next to a building.
>A building in which Scootaloo crashed into.
>Then you see Glimmer next to you both.
>She sees you and quickly raises her hoof up.
"Not this time!"
>You leap ontop of her and pin her to the ground.
"That'll stop you."
>You look her in the face.
>The face that is now an even brighter red than last time.
>Then you notice that your back hooves are covered in mare juices.
"Stop running."
That convo can continue in Morky's turn
>Be Scootaloo.
>Your entire being is on fire with pain.
>But you still smirk at the scene in front of you.
>If your vocal cords hadn't been obliterated and are still being healed after the crash, you'd be cheering "FUCK! FUCK RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW."
Passing the salt to Morky now.

>>27398353
I believe you mean't this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96MiYk9VYvc

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>>27398403
No

>>27398418
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

>>27398394
>Be Morky
>This is getting slightly boring
>You wanna be home
>Snuggling with your Daily
>"My nigga waz up wit chu?" One asks
"My autism link with my wife broke, meaning we're not married anymore"
>"Damn son" They say in sinc
>"We got postcards you can send to say you miss her and what not"
>They whip out some sweet post cards
>You write some love shit and send it
"Let's play some poker boys"

>Be Glimmer
>Oh shit
>Oh no
>Your mare juices
>They're on him
>And you
>Think fast
"Y-you scared me so much I pissed my self!"
>You follow it with a nervous laugh
>There actually might be piss in the mixture of those mare juices
>"You can't run anymore Glimmer"
>Krono's wrong!
>But you can't use magic all of a sudden
>Well darn diddly shit
>You struggle
>Nothing
>He licks his lips and kisses you
>Wtfisgoingonomgyourenjoyingthistomuchyourspillingmarejuiceslikeawaterfall!

>Be Scootaloo
>You take the opportunity!
>You get up
"Fuck her!"
>You run
>Frosty tries to grab you but face plants into a puddle of Glimmer's juices
>He gags
>Your gone
>Like Speedy Gonzales
>You need to find Morky
>Your special some pony!
>You can't leave him
>Never
>Ever
>He loves you!
>And you love him!

>The post card is mailed surprisingly fast!
>Be Daily
>It's actually on the coffee table
>Where Morky used to snort lines
>Boy do you miss him
>The postcard appears!
>You jump

I'll let Krono decide what Daily gets with that dun postcard

What the fuck are you idiots doing

>>27398578
I don't know man, I'm just a cartoon horse.

>>27398578
I was about to say the same thing

>>27398578
Making green that is autistic.

>>27398578
Chewing watermelon flavored gum and kicking ass.

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>>27398578
Drinking vodka

>>27398600
>>27398603
Chewing ass and kicking logical green aside, that's what you're doing.
Stop.

>>27398617
How about no?
It's a joint green with me and Krono so get the fuck over it.

>>27398621
No.
What you're doing is a spit to the face of green writers everywhere.
Wuten is turning over in his grave.
Stop.

>>27398634
What are you gonna do m8?

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>>27398643
The best I can.

>>27398634
We're not taking it very serious obviously it's for shits and giggles.

>>27398684
Yup!
Project's closed.
I think I'll start later on something.
For now, I'll work on getting better.

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>>27398634
Fruit why are you getting so butthurt now?

>>27398716
There's a fine line between Greentext and Facebook Roleplay.

Morkys gone and trampled that line.
And if there's one thing in this world that's the Scruffy to my /mlp/, it's bad writing.

>>27398511
>Be Krono.
>You release the kiss.
>What made you do that?
>All you wanted was to ask some questions.
>But that felt...
>Right...
"Questions later... sex now.."
>Then Glimmer's blush goes to infrared wave lengths.
>But she smiles and nods.
>The plow releases from it's and you prepare to plow the fields.

>Be Jack.
>You lift your head up and shake away the mare juices that are on your face.
>Then you see it.
>Krono, standing over Glim, prepared to obliterate her virginity.
>Something in you snaps.
"NO"
>You throw Krono off of Glim.
"IT SHOULD BE ME."
>You go over to where you threw Krono too.
"IT NEEDS TO BE ME."
>You punch his face as hard as you can.
"ME."
>Again.
"ME.."
>And again.
"ME..."
>And again.
>Krono's face is now a bloody mess.
>You quickly check for his breathing.
>Nothing.
>He's dead...
>HE'S DEAD.
>OH FUCK.
>SHIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>Wait is he really good at holding his breath?
>NAH HE'S FUCKING DEAD.
>RUN.
>YOU RUN.
>AND RUN.
>FASTER THAN MORKY ON STEROIDS.

>Be Daily.
>Start reading Morky's letter.
>Which looks like a child made it.
>"Dear Daily, I fucked up. I didn't know I fucked a kid. Don't hate me for being a child fucker. I luv u. Luv, Morky."
>You tear up from the thoughtful message.
>NOT.
>You trash the shit.
>You are not gonna marry a pedo.

>>27398777
This isn't a fucking writefag general

And why didn't you say anything in the beginning?

I'd like to see you make something better.

>>27398777
Trips to cement my statement.
Emotionless writing just Triggers me faster then a Vegan at KFC.

>>27398793
I was busy bringing my phone back from the dead with a bag of rice.
Also Pizza.
Also I have my own Pastebin.

i wish i saw this shit earlier cause then i wouldn't have typed that. well. guess that 'project' is done.

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>>27398807
Fucking hell I forgot.


But in any case.

Jesus Christ Fruit I've never seen you pissed off at writing.

>>27398812
Sorry, Salty Fruit. Salty as Broccoli, he's becoming what he didn't want to become his next name

VegetableAnon

>>27398813
I began Writing because of JT with a well placed joke. Other stories were from Threads hanging on with one bad Writefag, and I had to bring it back.
Tsundere and Anon alone threads were the best examples.

>>27398831
That a challenge, friend?

>>27398842
Then that is good on you.

I honestly found nothing wrong with this story.
Maybe I haven't seen shit greens before.

Or some sort of bias.

Point is you are being angry at something that wasn't supposed to be good anyways.

>>27398855
With those dubs, I don't have a choice.
What is this challenge?

>>27398866
With those dub dubs, you choose.

>>27398866
With those Dubs, your topic to choose.
Green off, or Green Co-Op.

>>27398887
Oh you're KIDDING me...

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>>27398887
Oh wait I thought you hated greens.

Never mind

Guess I'll just hate your green for no reason without giving constructive criticism

>>27398887
Hm, let's just try to a good ol' green machine Co-Op addition.

>>27398908
I'm fine with his green.
He's just at a few flaws that break the story.
Sure, it's for fun, but he's pacing it way to fast, and lacks Emotion and Description behind the lines.

>>27398932
Once I get back from eating, you're on.
Your topic, your setting.

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>>27398932
There we go

Now I understand your complaints.

>>27398945
Well, I'm actually pretty tired but I'll keep not of that
-Writes in big letters all over my screen-
"ADD FUCKING EMOTION AND DESCRIPTION!"

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>Mfw auguring over green while my computer is being cyber-phoneyed by Cromnium.

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>>27398981
>mfw someone posts ironic memes

I need some criticism on my greens, I usually either get "Is gud" or I just get told to move to the next topic. I never get anything saying any sort of criticism so I don't know what I need to fix.

>>27399009
So lets take this
>Be Manhorse.
>You've been confronted by Dr.Cross
>Time to make a choice.
>The Dungeoneers have always been fun, even if they were massive cunts.
>They were always fun even when they were really fucking annoying.
>They helped with ideas for inventions, even when they destroyed everything you loved.
>But now it's time to face the facts.
>THEY ARE COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNTS.
>Except Jack.
>He's good.
>BUT FUCK THE REST.
>And you can't even stand...
>HIM.
>You can't even think his name anymore.
>He stole her away from you.
>Just as you were about to confess your love, HE popped into the picture and stole her away.
>The one person keeping you stable, gone in a flash.
>You made your choice.
"I'd be happy to join you."
>Goodbye forever, Daily

>Be Daily.
>Did you just feel a heart permanently shatter?
>Probably just your autism acting up agaim.
>END.


What is exactly wrong with it?

>>27399009
I'd work a bit on Diolog between characters.
It shouldn't always be hurling enemy's into signs, or erotic moments.
Develop reasons for them to like/hate each other, through Emotional speeches or just conversations.

>>27399034
Well, I'll give us a "starter" one could say, because I have to go eat with my shit family.

>242 posts
>Anonymous: 2 of 2 matches
>OP doesn't explain shit
>endless tripfags
what the living fuck is this thread

>>27399078
>OP doesn't explain shit

Do you even know why you came here?

Why bother posting here if you don't know jack shit?

>>27399034
Thank you, now I can improve my writing without having to guess what I need to improve on

>>27399078
A writing general kinda, based on a CYOA, based on a prequal CYOA. That is just a generalization though.

>>27399121
>>27399078
What he said.

I guess me and Glim shall judge your green off.

>>27399224
Sure lets go with that

>>27399105
If the thread doesn't give a clear purpose to what it's for, and it's FULL of only tripfags, it really looks like a circlejerk.

>>27399121
>>27399146
I see. I didn't know what this thread was, it got my interest because I thought it maybe, I don't know, builds dungeons set within the pony universe or something. Guess I'll be off

>>27399281
I mean,you'd have to see the actual threads to know what's going on.

>>27399281
It's because the actual thread isn't up because the person that runs this joint is working because he has a life.

Who wants to hear a joke?

>>27399401
My life?

>>27399401
You do.

>>27399450
Nooooooo.
>>27399458
Yep! It's not my fault laughter is a G-string tickling sensation.

>>27399474
>>27399401
What?

>>27399474
gg

>>27399485
I was going to say. What is a nickname for Krono?

I was going to say Dad but meh. Krono is fine.