Official Rainbow Dash thread.

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Writefags:
Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
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Writefag42
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Smokefag
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Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
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SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
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Zappy Pone
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Church !v.pI7t5q/w
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>>27376427
I challenge her to a worthlessness contest.

>>27376427
Challenge her to a match in any video game that uses a controller or a mouse and keyboard. Undoubtedly beat her, because >no hands.

Punishment for losing: cuddle times from 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM on weekends

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I just had a dream were I entered some sort of alternate reality through a portal. I had the power to fly around freely.
I haven't had a dream about flight in a looong time, but man it's one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had.

>>27376495
Lucky you still get dreams :/ I rarely get any.

>>27376495
Nice, anon. Flight is the best.

>>27376427
Can the challenge be about rubbing her belly?

>>27376571
As in a challenge to who can resist eachothers belly rubs longer?

>>27376514
>:/
kill yourself

>>27376630
That would be nice, I'm in.

> You roll over onto your side and wince.
> A soft, stinging glow of red pushes you out of your shallow slumber and into the painful, waking world.
> Your eyes peel themselves open and come to a slow and sluggish focus upon the clock on the nightstand.
> 2:47 am
> You sigh.
> It's early, or late, whichever, who cares.
> The point is that you should be sleeping.
> But you're not.
> You grumble and sigh and try to fall back asleep.
> Finding that one comfortable position, you start to drift back off into that sweet, sweet abyss.
> *Snooort*
> You smile.
> Turning over to your side, you breathe in deep and smile once again.
"Dash"
> Slowly you open your eyes and come face to face with a sleeping mare.
> Cyan bathed in a soft red.
> You can't help but find the whole scene a little surreal and amusing.
*Must be a nice dream.* You whisper to no one in particular.
> Next to you is your dreaming mare, tired and tuckered and peaceful, floating around in her dreamland like she does with the clouds in the sky.
> Her rainbow colored mane partially covering her face, framing it in a soft array of colors.
> The twitching of her nose is fun to watch as is the light quivering of her lips every time she takes in a breath.

>>27377533

"Heh, that's just so cute I can't help but-" You press a finger to her lips.
> Velvety and delicate.
> You always did love the feel of them.
> Her breath hitches for a short moment before returning to its smooth, steady rhythm.
> Next you brush her soft locks away from her face.
> Now it's your breath hitches.
> Her features sit still and relaxed and exactly what you'd think them to be.
> Your hand lingers on her cheek as you stare at your Dash.
> Heart thumping, smile wide and unashamed.
> She nuzzles softly into your palm and you feel the world fall into place.
> You feel so stupidly lucky right now and perhaps, maybe you are.
> You pull your hand away from her cheek slowly and feel the sides of her lips tug down into a restless frown.
> As soon as wrap your arms around her side her frown disappears and her soft smile returns, coupled with a sigh of happy comfort.
> Breathing in deeply, you pull her in close and shut your eyes, ready for what surely follows.
"Goodnight RD." You say into her silky, cool mane just as you fall asleep.
> "Night Anon." Replies a content Rainbow Dash a few moments later.

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If she loses, she has to come to me for the money to buy cider. Every time.
I'll take her in arm wrestling.

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>>27377558

>>27377533
>>27377542
That was nice. Glad to have you back, Grim.

>>27377542
That's some cozy green

>>27377533
>>27377542
Back off Grim, this is my territory now.
that's some cute as hell green

>>27378032
Back off mate, don't make me whoop your fluff writing ass.

Thanks. I got the idea from your green.

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>>27378126
U abin a giggle m80? I'll fokin glass ya cunt8
I'll be here for a bit, does anyone have any requests for green? I'm just wrapping up a run now, and I'm in a writing mood.

>>27378423
Dashies first kiss

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>>27379400
her pillow

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>>27378423
Anon hanging out somwhere with the rest of the main six and decides to give her some affection while her freinds make cute comments in awe of the cute couple while rainbow is just praying for the ground to swallow her up or something.

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Will take WebM requests

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>>27380040
Meant to post this one but oh well

>>27376427
Challenge: who can best perform cunnilingus on Rainbow Dash?
If she loses: She has to own me as a slave forever.

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i would challenge her to type "get rekt you scrub lord" and i would win because hooves /) XD yay 4 hands

annnnnddddd if i win i would ask tell rainbow dash to fly me to school every day and to be in my classes with me she would probably hate it for a while but i sure that she would be ok with it and even want to come to school with me after the summer.
>pic kinda related

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>>27382149
extremely mediocre bait. 1/10 make it believable next time

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>>27382209
you floking wooot m8

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Challenge Rd to a sexathon with only female ponies

>>27378423
I've beven reading your stories as a continuous tale as opposed to an anthology. While that may not be the right way to do it, dash is dash is dash. So far, it looks like there was a few dating scenes and then swung right into being married or engaged or cuddle buddies or something.

Because I feel like it's missing, could you do a proposal or some sort of "anon asks dash out on a first date" kind of thing? Like "not doing hurtful things to your waifu chart: the story"

Challenge her to a "having a dick" contest. If I win, she has to live with me forever.
Ha! New roommate.

>>27376427 Challenge her to a 'stay on Earth forever' contest just to see her head explode.

>>27384041
Lucky Starlight, getting such a great view RD like that.

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>liking an inferior pony
I really hope this thread is ironic

>>27384382
>says the person with clearly shitty taste in ponies

>>27384382
Not even mane 6 you pleb. Get out of here.

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>>27384382
>liking sunshit
I hope you saged that post because it wasn't worthy to bump the thread.

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>>27379400
>>27379627
>>27383409
I really like all of these ideas. I really did mean to write something yesterday, but with work and running I just crashed. I'll post a few of these greens later on today.

>>27384382
B8.

>>27384382
I hang out in both threads and I can tell you're a fucking faggot and that REAL shimmerfags wouldn't do what you just did

>>27385783
This. People use Sunset to shitpost because the know how easily some get annoyed by her.

>>27383409
Seconding this. I think it'd be a bit difficult topic to write about, or very difficult, maybe, but still I want to read some green.

>>27385150
Sorry mate, but I'm yanking this one (>>27379627)

> "Ah've never seen you two act like special someponies." Says AJ with a quirked brow.
> That one seemingly random comment made you pause, Rainbow Dash freeze and the rest of the mane six fall into a chorus of teasing giggles and impish humming.
> "AJ!" Yells a flushed, cyan pegasus.
> It was a shrill and panicked kind of scream, one that only arises when she's is extremely embarrassed.
> You shouldn't...
"Okay."
> The entire ensemble of colorful ponies turn to look at you, somewhat out of confusion, mostly out of anticipation.
> You just smile back.
> Rainbow hovers in the air; confused, embarassed, nervous.
> "Y-y-you wouldn't!..." She says, unsure of herself, unsure of you and what you are capable of.
> You grin; you grin a mischievious kind of grin, the kind she gives you whenever she is in one of those moods.
> "Don't you da-"
> You pull her out of the air and into a deep, loving, almost risqué kiss.
> Tongues swirls and wings flutter.
> Okay, definitely risqué kiss.
> She tries fighting it at first, but soon enough she just gives in and start to enjoying herself.
> And you can't say that you aren't getting into it either.

>>27386743

> "Ohh ohh ohhhh! Nonny is such an animal! HeheheheHA!~" Chirps Pinkie Pie as she jumps around infront of you, trying to get herself a better view.
> "Hooo~Weeee! Now that's what I call a Stallion!" Says a certain Apple pone as she fans herself with her hat, her orange coat dyeing itself one shade darker.
> "Oh my!" Is Rarity's only response. Out of all of the other mares, she's probably the one enjoying this the most - well save for Rainbow Dash of course.
> Twilight remains wide eyed and speechless while Flutters mumbles and paws at the ground, both beet red and uncertain of how to react.
> You pull away from the mess of a pony a few moments later, cradling her in your arms, scratching at her ears.
> Ending things with a little scratch behind the ears has become a thing for the two of you, not that she complains, quite the contrary, she seems to enjoy it.
> And now is no different.
> Not that "that" little revelation has escaped any of her friends though.
> "Angel does the same thing when I scratch his ears." Comments a timid and tomato red Fluttershy, staring at Dash's twitching leg with a hazy and envious gaze.
> "Who knew she could be so- " Pauses Rarity, letting out a small, elegant giggle " - 'affectionate~'" Says the diamond white mare with a roll of her tongue.
> The others just start giggling at the oddly uncharacteristic sight of their friend, Rainbow Dash.
> Oh Celestia this is hilarious.
> I'm so fucking dead later.
> And you were.
> The end.

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She coos when she sleeps.

coo coo

>>27386743
I'll kill you, you fuck
Glad you did, I'm a slow writefag.

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>>27386743
>>27386748
I loved it.

>>27386743
>>27386748
Was good but it looks like you need to shake off the writing dust. Glad youre back tho

>>27387133
I know. It's been quite a while. I even thought it was a bit sloppy. But hey, the more I practice, the less shitty I become.

At least I hope that's what happens.

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>You stand out in a field, pacing nervously.
>The barren field stares back at you, its green expanse appears almost endless.
>You look down at the blanket that you laid out, checking its contents for the fourth time in ten minutes.
>You and Dash had been friends for a while now, since you first arrived in the land of magical ponies.
>She was everything you could ask for in a friend and more.
>She stuck with you through thick and thin, and helped you get over your homesickness.
>She really made you feel at home here.
>She had been dropping slight hints lately about elevating your relationship though.
>I took you a while to notice, AJ had to straight up tell you for you to see it.
>After a pep talk from your friend Jack, you finally summoned the courage to ask her out yesterday.
>She agreed in her usual nonchalant way, but you suspected she was more excited then she let on.
>Snapping back to reality, you nervously adjust the corner of the blanket for the seventh time.
>"Everything has to be just perfect."
>You glance down at your watch again.
>In the fading sunlight, you can barely make out the numbers 7:30.
"She should be here any moment now."
>A few minutes later, you spot a familiar rainbow streak in the sky.
>Its coming straight for you, hurtling through the air.
>It comes to a screeching halt before you, raising a cloud of dust.
>You open your eyes to find your favorite rainbow mare hovering in front of you.
>"So, how was that?"
"That was quite the entrance Dash."
>Yea, I am pretty awesome, huh?"
>You chuckle to yourself.
"And modest too."
>Shes poses "awesomely" in air.
>"Yea, I am, huh?"
>She spies the picnic laid out behind you and stares at the food on it longingly.
>"Alright, i'm starving!"
"Well, lets not waste any time then."
>You take your place on the blanket, sitting across from Dash.
>With out hesitation, she digs in to her sandwich.
>She wolfs down the food, like she hasn't eaten in weeks.
>You stare at her for a bit.
(Cont.)

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>>27387518
(Cont.)
>She speaks through a mouthful food to you.
>"Wot? M blking, ok?"
>You smile at her, starting on you food.
"Oh nothing, I was just admiring how cute you look even when you eat."
>This earns you another punch on the shoulder.
>You're pretty used to it by now, but its always worth it.
>The two of you sit and talk for some time, about every subject under the sun.
>Mainly about her though.
>It was both of your favorite thing to talk about.
>She was detailing her exploits at a Rainbow Dash fan club meeting, and how she "totally amazed them with her awesomeness!"
>"So then I swooped down, and it left all of their jaws hanging open! You should have been there, it was awesome."
"Sounds like a hell of a trick. Wish I could have seen it."
>"Well I could show you if you want."
"Dinner and a show? Sounds great."
>She stands on the blanket, taking her launching position.
>"Alright, prepare to be amazed!"
>She takes of into the air, leaving you in her dust.
>She zooms around in the sky, truly in her element.
>Leaps, loops, and spins.
>You've never seen anything like it, and it still amazes you to this day.
>After completing her move set, she gracefully lands on the blanket.
>"So, what did you think? Pretty awesome huh?"
"That was amazing Dash, just like usual. I dot think Ive ever seen a better flyer then you."
>She looks downwards and rubs her foreleg.
>If you didn't know better, you could swear you saw a slight blush.
>"Thanks, it was awesome, huh?"
>The two of you sit beneath the stars, enjoying each others company, the time passing you by as it gets further into the night.
>As the moon rises, it brings the cold with it.
>You notice that Dash is shivering, just slightly.
"You alright Dash?"
>"Yea, its just a little chilly out."
>Giving your self a moment to work up some courage, you stretch your arm out.
"I'm pretty warm, I could share a bit if you want."
(Cont.)

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>>27387538
(Cont. Fuck, this thing is long.)
>Despite the darkness, you can definitely see a blush now.
>She hesitates for a split second, before shuffling towards you.
>You close your arm around her, drawing her close to you.
>You can feel the shivering stop, and can see a slight smile spread across her face.
"I am pretty comfy, huh?"
>You flash her a toothy smile.
>"What? No, im just,... conserving energy, that's all! Cant waste those calories on heat, im bulking you know."
"Of course."
>After a while of just laying, you notice just how late it is.
"Crap, i didn't mean to keep you out this late Dash."
>"Oh, well I don't really mind. You need your daily dose of awesomeness you know. Thats what im here for!"
"Well as much as i appreciate your concern, you're probably itching to get out of here."
>You sit up, releasing her.
>She frowns slightly, which she knows you hate to see.
"Something wrong Dash?"
>"Do you think,... you could stay for a little bit longer?"
"Of course Dash, id love to."
>She gives you an unbelievably cute smile.
>You wrap your arm around her again, laying back down.
>She sighs slightly, giving you a rare insight to her more loving side.
>The two of you lay there for some time, completely content with life.

FIN

>>27387518
>>27387538
>>27387543
Comfy green.

>>27387518
>>27387538
>>27387543
>"What? No, im just,... conserving energy, that's all! Cant waste those calories on heat, im bulking you know."
Damn that's cute. Good job, just what I wanted.

>>27386762
I can hear it.

I want to punt Rainbow Dash's cunt!

>>27386762
Yeah, so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvuyoSXmlc
coo...

>>27386748
>>27387543
So much great green!

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Wow, both the NRDT and the shipping thread is gone. Let's enjoy this moment of peace while it lasts.

>>27387518
>>27387538
>>27387543
Ouch, my heart just exploded, it's so cute. One small suggestion that I have though, next time you,should cut down on some of the scenery description, it would help make the green a bit shorter. Other then that, it was great.

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>>27389200
it's so quiet and peaceful, huh?

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visitor from the lewd vocaroo thread, did anyone here save that lewd dash vocaroo that fimflamfilosophy did? The vocaroo expired.

>>27389200
Amarr, Why?

>>27376435
She'd easily beat you at that :^)

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I want to touch Rainbow Dash sexually

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>>27390273
You and everyone else man

>>27390142
There was a lewd dash vocaroo? Did I miss something?

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>>27390273
Touch her in between her legs.

>>27390567
Greg did it in the usual rdp way, where dash had actually no clue as to how to talk dirty. I don't really consider it lewd.

>>27390653
Did you save it by any chance?

>>27389327
>>27388808
>>27387966
Thanks, glad you liked it!
>>27388007
Checked Mr. Bond

>>27390653
We must recover it.

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Good night Dash thread, see you tommorow.

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>>27392920
G'night Church

>>27393321
Cute but
>shipping
And the worst ship too

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>>27393330

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>>27393330
Better?

>>27393940
Same idea at the same time...wow

>>27393958
At the exact same time! That was great. And congratulations, man, you won me by a millisecond or something.

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>>27393939
>>27393940
Neat.

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>tfw you will never finger her while she lays on your belly

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>>27394223
Anon is not fingering her, he's just rubbing Vicks on her belly, since she has a cold.

>>27393940
I vote this to be the next threads OP pic

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>>27394251
vicks and hair is a bad mix, I know this because I am very hairy, so hairy in fact that I have chest fluff

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>>27394652

>>27394560
I vote against this. Never really liked the artists style.

>>27394726
what don't you like about their style?

>>27395240
To me, she looks more like a cat than a pony and I feel that the facial expressions do not match the body.

It's a little jarring and not my cup of tea at all.

>>27390582
Front legs.

>>27395465
Isn't that a male hairstyle?

>>27395465
>"Afternoon gents! Might I interest you in a glass of fine cider? It's positively bully!"
>she rides away on one of those big frontwheel bikes

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>>27395465
Snowdash a cutie.
Damn that stallion, lucky bastard.

>>27383497
.... really? Kill yourself

>>27393940
Not really. It's still shipping. This time with an OC, no less.

>>27395997
But at least it's a good ship, because everyone knows that the best ship is Anon x RD.

>>27390176
Savage

>>27376427
>What do you challenge her to?
I'd challenge her to lose.

>>27396336
>everyone
Speak for yourself. The best ship is actually RD x me.

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>shipping thread got deleted
I'm liking these new janitors.

>>27390142
>>27390567
>>27390653
>>27390730
>>27391182
Gookmoot and his faggot spam filter tried to stop me, but by putting the link up in pastebin, I have prevailed.

http://pastebin.com/1dpuZLN5

>>27397465
God damn it NRDT, are you THAT bored in your thread?
go to fucking hell and die

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>>27396712
Oh please... We all know the best ship is RD x RD

Bonus points if someone can find that picture OZE made with double RD in it.

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>>27397465
Indeed.

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>>27397673
damn it, now I want to get another Dash to complement the one I have

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>>27397705
Wow, nice one. Size?
And yes, you need another Dash now so they can have fun.

>>27397725
24"

>>27398009
good, stop making them and go to fucking hell and die

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>>27398009
>My thread doesn't exist at the moment.
/sadface

There can never be enough dash threads... best pony deserves best threads...

>>27398061
Why so angry...

>>27398061
So angry...

>>27398219
STOP FEEDING THE TROLL FUCKTARD

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>>27398271

No

>>27398333

Yes, stay in this thread.

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I do wonder where dash sits in the polls and in toy sales right now though... She seems to get alot of love outside of 4chan and almost the most merchandise of the mane six, even twilight...

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Right when the page first loaded for me today.

>>27398413
Her face says "I bet you won't fucking do it, coward."

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>>27398413
good, this thread needs to be put down now that the NRDT cancer has shown up

All you retards needed to do was not reply. Now NRDT is going to shit up the thread. Good job.

>>27398531
he did that the moment he posted
the more shitposts he does, the more we can report him and the faster he gets banned

>>27398538
Banning him isn't going to do shit. You know he's bypassed bans in the past, right?

>>27398545
it'll at least get his posts and threads deleted
he's either a dedicated troll or he really is that retarded in thinking he's liked around here, or anywhere for that matter

>>27398538
What? He only ruins the thread if you reply to him, but you newfigs took the bait.

>>27398593
we have to let the newfags know he is shit so they don't end up like him or on his side

>>27398726
Remember kids: Click the arrow next to the post number, and select "hide post".

>>27398771
remember kids, only newfags reply to NRDT. Help stop the spread of b8 by not responding

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>>27398771
don't forget to report them as well, so we can get the mods to do their job of cleaning this place up
Make /mlp/ Great again!

/r/ing a (user was banned for this post) for our resident banevading shitposter from the glorious moderators

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>>27398380
She also gets all the cameos.
>Rainbow Dash represents MLP:FiM, not Twilight.

>>27398850
Dude, what the fuck is that thing? Why are her eyelashes rainbow? Holy shit that's fucking weird looking

>>27398884
>he has a donut and RD in his hands
>he has two fingers IN the donut while looking at RD
that pic is so fucking lewd
Hasbro supports ponuts!

>>27398909
>not liking colored eyelashes

>>27398930
>liking something that looks like a half horse half goat fucked a rainbow
spoiler that shit anon

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>>27398964
u wot m8?
she'll fite u!

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>>27399013
It's better but it looks like a WoW gnome

>>27399061
she's a filly!

>>27399077
Someone's dad needs to get a paternity test, that gnome milkman has been around alot.

>>27399173
kek

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Dashie is best Wonderbolt

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>>27398771
Yeah, you go do that buttercup.

>>27398846
Someone will respond to me.

>>27398850
Stop it you annoying little shit.

>>27398872
They can't contain her purity. The world will know this pony is pure.

>>27398909
There was a certain plushie that was modeled after that design. I think he is in here.

>>27400047
dat makeshift bit and bridle
>you will never ride Dashie like the pony she is

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>>27400059

>>27400066
I want to ride Rainbow Dash
in a VERY sexual way

>>27400082
I want to ride her nonsexually and then ride her sexually using the sweat from her back as lube.

>Dashie is sweaty and exhausted from a long hard day of practicing with the Wonderbolts
>hasn't taken her uniform off all day
>she's been sweating nonstop
>the smell when she finally takes her uniform off is out of this world
>sweaty stinky Dashie wants cuddles and is too lazy and tired to take a shower
>she flies over to you and plops down on your lap and demands cuddle time commence
wat do?

>>27400252
Cuddle stinky mare. Only acceptable answer.

>>27400252
>>27400296
This. It's Rainbow Dash, meaning even when she smells bad, she smells good. You cuddle that smelly mare and be damn grateful for the opportunity to partake in her natural aromas.

>>27400296
>>27400305
what if she also has really bad gas?

>>27400325
Horse farts really aren't bad at all, most people don't even notice any smell when they let one rip. It's certainly nowhere near as terrible as omnivore or carnivore farts.

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>>27400047
>Stop it you annoying little shit.
problem, you little shit?

>>27400107
it's lather, equines produce lather

>>27400252
I require stinky mare cuddling green now.

If Dashie got so sick she couldn't even go to the bathroom on her own would you wait on her hand and foot until she got better? Feed her all her meals, clean her, change her diaper, and anything else she needs you to do for her?

>>27400417
It's actually called sweat or perspiration. "Lather" refers solely to the appearance, which results from friction.

>>27400494
If you are sick to the point you need to wear a diaper because you cant get out of bed you should be in the ICU

>>27376427
>Rainbow Dash thinks she can beat you at anything.

Sitting still competition.

My prize would be her shutting the fuck up when in my presence.

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>>27400494
This >>27400906
But if she is sick and bedridden all her needs will be tended to with love ,care and many visits from her friends

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I would just like to say to all Dashfags that I feel sorry for you for having to deal with NRDT.
You all seem like cool people, even if we are better :^)

Sincerely, Applefag

>>27401609
Nothing is wrong with NRDT, we're just simply spreading the word that RD is purity and the best.

>>27401653
>said NRDT
Nigga pls

I'll challenge dash to the one thing she can not possibly beat me in: Ejaculation! If I win she has to say "Not bad, Anon, not bad."

Later...

"No, Dash. NO!"

>>27376427
I challenge her to a worst pony competition.
You know who wins.

>>27401694
Wow i didnt think you were a pony anon!

>>27401701
>you will never win the worst pony competition

>>27376427
I'd challenge her to a pun competition. Even if I lost, she wouldn't win since I have no money. What? Were you expecting a joke? The only joke here is my future.

>>27401723
Haha fuck off carlos

>>27401735
I love you too, Anon.

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>>27401723

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>>27401749
Haha another excellent pun you madman

>>27401766
Thank you, thank you, I'm here Tuesday to Saturdays.

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>>27401771
>Tuesday to Saturdays
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>27401694
You.

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Thx f a m

NRDT just got deleted. How does this make you feel?

>>27384623
mane 6 doesn't auto-equal quality. Just look at RD and Fluttershy.

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Don't bite the bait.

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>>27401848
This
Why don't you kids get a REAL waifu?

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DON'T. BITE. THE. BAIT.

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>>27401883
Why do her glasses cut through her hair

>>27401848
>>27401868
Remember, don't respond to b8.

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DON'T BITE
THE BAIT

>>27384382
>Liking a character that has been a pony for less than 5% of her screentime
Bruh......

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Don't
Bite
The
Bait

Cyan mare of rapid flight is for cozy comfy cuddles and delightful romantic dates. Also for spooning on cold winter nights under several layers of blankets with nothing to keep each other warm but your body heat, sharing hot coco all snuggled up together by the fireplace while you talk into the wee hours of the morning, sharing stories about your childhood and confiding in each other your deepest darkest fears and secrets. She is for serving breakfast in bed after waking her up with a long, drawn out kiss on the tip of her muzzle and ear scritchies. She is for giving luxurious hoof and wing massages until she falls asleep cooing in your lap. Most importantly she is for dedicating the rest of your life to by asking for her hoof in marriage after a super special date hitting all the spots where the highlights of your relationship happened - where you met, where you had your first kiss, and other cherished memories. She is then for settling down and raising a family with, spending the rest of your lives together in martial bliss.

>>27402255
You just hurt my heart knowing I will never have any of those things...

How does rainbow dash thread feel about facesitting? Would you let pone sit on your face?

>>27402353
The only fetish I have, so absolutely..

>>27402353
Only if its dashie. If so then gimme gimme gimme!

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>>27402255
I think I'm going to cry now

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Slightly unrelated but do you guys see any significant difference in quality between this

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>>27402434
And this?

>>27402436
no

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>>27402439
Ta senpai, it's strange since one of those videos is around 3 times as large in file size, yet the difference in quality doesn't seem all too significant

Have a wallpaper

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>>27402968
>>27402981
I can't see a big difference either, but both images are resized. I mean, a 720p video is usually 1280x720 and your images are 1280x738, that means both of them are probably slightly distorted, which makes even more difficult to compare them.

Anyway, if those are screenshots from the iTunes rip and the "low quality" version from YP, I think that, despite its name, the "low quality" version has actually a quite good quality. I'm only saving the 1080p-stupidly-huge releases because I bought a 1TB drive just for them, but if I hadn't, I'd be saving the LQ releases.

>>27403039
Yeah, you're right they're the low quality versions from YP.
Wish I had 1TB just for muh pones but unfortunately it's not the case. As it is every episode only takes 44GB in total which is pretty damn good. I was thinking of upgrading to the 720p version and it'd be about another 20GB but the quality difference just doesn't seem big enough to warrant the extra storage space.
The one thing about the LQ version is the audio isn't great but I'm probably just going to map the udio from the proper 720p versions onto the LQ.
No clue why it's 1280x738 either, they are "color corrected" though

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>>27403448

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>>27403718

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>>27403726
The End.

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>>27403734
But why did she kick her in the first place?

have some feline ponies

>>27404008
Dunno, I saw someone else had posted the first image and I felt it was out of place, so I completed a "story" with some other images from DB. Apparently I've turned the thread into a shipping thread, so I don't know if I did right.

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>>27404034
It could be worse.
>pic related

>>27404121
But it could get worse at any minute.
And if that happens, it'd be my fault.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

>>27404140
You potentially have or will have pissed off some people, the ilk that get butthurt simply by being exposed to certain, perfectly harmless content, i.e. an equivalent of your typical triggerfaggy tumblrinas. You did the humanity an insignificant favor.

>>27404191
Well, doing the humanity insignificant favors sounds good, actually. I could even become a superhero! INSIGNIFICANTFAVORMAN!

>>27404147
since you want to be with your waifu so badly, do everyone a favor and kill yourself
remember to go down the street and not across the road

you samefag so hard it's pathetic
you continuously break 4chan rules and admitted it numerous times
everyone literally hates you because you're a fucking autistic faggot

just go the hell away, you fucking piece of shit

>>27404320
Quit responding to him. He has mommy issues and requires the attention, stop giving it to him hide & report his posts.

>>27404328
just letting the newfags know how much he is unwelcomed here
other than that, I follow proper procedures when a shitposter posts like everyone else should be doing

>>27404347
What newfags?

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>>27404411
The newfags that keep replying to him. Jesus, these people are fucking dumb. They constantly try to tell newfigs to stop replying to him, and the FUCKING REPLY TO HIM TO SAY THAT. Goddamn, no wonder NRDT and that one shipping/samefag likes fucking with us, it's so easy.

>>27404464
don't act like you've never replied to him before

I was providing him advice on how to achieve his goals of getting to Rainbow Dash
no one tell NRDT that suicide gets you to Equestria faster

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>>27404545
>don't act like you've never replied to him before
Not since I ditched my newfaggotry and realized he was b8ing. It's like you people are trying to encourage him.

>>27404666
That's pretty cool. I wish she did it in the show.

>>27402434
>>27402436

The blue in >>27402436 is slightly brighter than in >>2742434

>>27376427
To a simple fist fight.
I'm about 85% sure that I would win.
If she loses, she has to tell everyone that she lost.
Nothing fancy.

>>27404833
But she doesn't really exist.

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>>27405361
You are only five words written in my screen. She has a perfect body, a beautiful smile and the cutest voice. She is more real than you, Anon.

>>27405410
I can interact with you with full sapience and individuality, something she can never do, unless it's someone else pretending to be her. That to me makes her as unreal as any fictional character.

>>27402353
I really don't get what's so good about it. I find it a bit unusual.

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>>27405361
She's as real as my next heartbeat anon.

>>27405600
That makes sense. Heartbeat is just the action of the heart rather than a physically existing entity. Just a concept.

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>>27405764
How does she not drown underwater? It's been five minutes now.

>>27405764
That's pretty cool

>>27402353
If it's Dash, then yes.

>>27405764
how do I make her go fast?
she gets to a certain speed, then wipe out

>>27405939
I don't know, I've made her Rainboom 3 or so times but that's by releasing and holding again when she begins shaking. Doesn't help I'm on a crap laptop that can barely handle this, there must be an actual way because it seems pretty difficult otherwise

>>27405764
I can only get to about 800km/h and then she shakes. I wanna see that sonic rainboom.

>>27406202
The Rainboom itself is a bit underwhelming desu
After you do it you slowly go back to 30km/h automatically too

>>27406232 Forgot to add
But that said, it's comfy af and I'm not too fussed by it

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lewd dump incoming

>>27405933
none of my pings are getting through, fix your shit

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>>27406460
Yes, thx anon. Dump more lewd Dashieness.

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>>27406547
Well, I know what I'm doing for the next few minutes

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>>27406543
Will do.

>>27406566
You have got plenty of pics I haven't seen yet, I must add to my gallery.

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>>27405764
she looks so peaceful when she's floating.

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>>27406629
Oh dear... That's very... UNF.

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>>27406630
Totally.

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Alright. I think that's enough for the lewd dump for now.

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Alright, that's enough lewd from me for now.

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>>27406756
>>27406800
For some reason the first post didn't show up for a long amount of time and I though something went wrong... Whatever. Have one more lewd as an apology.

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>>27406808
Nuff for me too.
Th-that's... One good pic that I haven't seen before.. Unf.

>>27406808
Thanks Anon, you did good.

>>27406808
dashbutt is best butt

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>>27402090
Thank you for responding to my bait

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>>27404320
But what if she comes to me right after I kill myself. It would be like Romeo and Juliet.

What's down the street?

Stating my opinions (that are actually facts) isn't breaking a rule. I'm pretty sure many people here agree with me.

>>27404328
What is a mommy issue? I don't require attention but I must spread the word about how Dashie is a good pony.

>>27404347
There are more than just you two people in this thread. The silent majority agrees with me. I think they want me back.

>>27404411
The ones just getting out of the cuck age.

>>27404464
They are replying to me because I have triggered them in some way. This is the first step in ridding themselves of cuckoldry.

>>27404545
But what if I don't want to die?

>>27404656
I only reply because it is the polite thing to do.

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Good Night Dash thread

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>>27407933
>There are more than just you two people in this thread.

I'd certainly hope so; if there's only 2 posters in the BEST PONY's thread, then something is SERIOUSLY fucking wrong with the fandom.

>>27401866
But... bait is so tasty!

>>27408247
75 posters on this thread.

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Don't bite the bait!

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>>27408477
Its more 2 posters NOW is what I'm saying :p

No doubt there's many, MANY posters who posted once in this thread and then left, never to return

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CRUSH
KILL
DESTROY
SWAG

>>27409101
Honestly, that mouth is horribly inneffecient as a weapon; I'd be more scared of a more well designed killing machine.

>>27409101

She can bite my dick off.

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>>27409148
probably painful tho

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>>27408157
But how? I can't believe that some people here doesn't like the idea of a pure virgin waifu.

>>27408247
I know. There are a couple of people here who keep saying that RD has already had sex, which means she has formed an unbreakable bond with that person that will last forever. Even if they both mutually separate themselves, the everlasting bond is still there. Her virginity must be reserved for the man she is going to marry. I don't want to lose her to some chad.