Rainbow wants to go on a adventure with you.
Where do you go?
What do you do?
Previous Thread: >>27215714
Writefags:
Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
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Writefag42
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Smokefag
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Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
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SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
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Zappy Pone
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Church !v.pI7t5q/w
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We go to my roomto cuddle
>>27262084
Why does she want to go on an adventure with me?
Seeing as I'm more or less limited to a place reachable by rail, it'd be Griffon empire or the North, I think both RD and I are more partial towards the Griffon empire.
So we're heading east from Manehattan, as far as the railroad can take us.
>>27262084into the trash
>tfw you finally get on a writefag list
I'm open for any requests, so long as you guys don't hate me yet. Unfortunately I won't get to it till tommorow, seeing as I have a date with an adorable plush, and the MGRR DLC.
>>27262152
The amount of autistic hatred for this fictional character amuses me.
>>27262164
Dash catching Scootaloo clopping to pictures of her.
>>27262164
This >>27261045 was very sweet great work, the misunderstood one you mentioned, if you finished it you could post that too.
Not to let good green go to waste
>>27262164
Twilight is invited to a dinner party in Canterlot with the Wonderbolts as additional special guests. She decides to take RD as her plus one for obvious reasons to this very posh party.
>>27262084
>Where do you go?
North Korea
>What do you do?
Assassinate Kim Jong Un.
>>27262215
Sorry man, but because I'm a fucking idiot I deleted it. It wasn't much different, instead of preening her, Anon was giving her a wing massage. That's all.
>>27262223
I like this one, I might give it a shot, off-byone-kanobi
>>27262250
Sadly I'm not the off by one Anon. Just lucky I guess. I'm your friendly neighborhood thread stalker.Hi
>>27262084
>Where do you go?
Bogota
>What do you do?
Smuggle cocaine into Miami.
>>27262084
For an adventure? Scuba diving through ancient shipwrecks in the Caribbean. She'd have to put a lot of trust in to follow someone in an element she's so unfamiliar with, and that alone would make it exhilarating. We'd hype each other with stories of finding pirate gold and gape at the underwater alien universe and exotic tropical wildlife. Finish the trip lying on beach in covered lounge chairs while sipping daiquiris and watching the best sunsets the world can provide. Y'know or showing off my Steam game collection. Whichever.
>>27262371
Both of those sound like fun.
>>27262169
it's because they don't understand the depth of her character
>>27263244
>they don't understand the depth of her character
>post an image that is antithesis to her character
Pick one.
>>27263298
>what is being ironic
she likes to be silly too, remember when she made those faces at the guards in front of Sugarcube Corner?
or the pranks she pulled with Pinkie Pie?
>>27263323
How is that even remotely related to Rainbow Dash licking the camera lens and being told not to? See >>27263244
>>27263356
Don't worry, Anon. I chuckled at the obvious irreverent joke. It wasn't lost on everyone.
>>27263392
Not the anon you're replying to, but what joke?
>>27263467
The juxtaposition of calling someone out about not understanding a character while simultaneously posting an image where she's licking glass like a fucking idiot. It's like a visual non sequitur. It's a pretty common formula for comedy.
>>27263576
Oh...
So the joke is:
>Hurrdurr I'm a fucking retard with no undertstanding of the character... Except I was only pretending!!!
I... Guess that qualifies as a """""joke"""""?
>>27263628
Pretty much. Sort of like your use of multiple quotation marks. Everything can't all be comedy gold all the time.
>>27263657
If it's enough to make you chuckle, it's got to be at least comedy silver, right?
>>27263765
Well, I'm certainly no expert, but i can appreciate low effort humor.
>>27262084
We would wind up going north, far from Equestria's lands and seek out new frontiers upon which to explore.
If she were able I'd ride her into the skies above and just enjoy the freedom that pegasi always take for granted seeing vistas and forgotton ruins of civilizations past. Then when it came time to bunk down and enjoy a good rest we'd share a meager meal scrounged from the country side. At that point we'd both be rather sleepy so to save space and heat we'd wind up sharing a sleeping bag together to preserve heat. I'd fall asleep with her on my stomach as she nestles into my body heat with her soft fur as it tickles my skin.
Afterwards with the snap and crackle of fire wood we'd both drift off to sleep eager to see the world anew and all it's wonders.Then you'd wake up, alone. In your real life with tears in your eyes as you realize that you will never get to go on cool adventures with Rainbow Dash.
>>27263628
>>27263657
you guys are over thinking it
it was meant to be an ironic post
and no, it wasn't an "I was only pretending" thing
>>27263765
more like bronze, or pewter since it didn't get the keks I was looking for, which is also ironic
>>27263783
>low effort humor
what kinds of stuff actually make you laugh?
>>27263877
>you guys are over thinking it
>it was meant to be an ironic post
So you're intentionally trying to bring down the quality of the thread.
Ouch...
You're not the disgusting AiE spammer from a few threads back by any chance are you?
Or are you Church, carefully balancing shitposting against contributive material?
>>27263907
>So you're intentionally trying to bring down the quality of the thread.
you're the one who doesn't understand what irony is and how it applies to my original post
you shouldn't treat every post as srs bsns
>You're not the disgusting AiE spammer from a few threads back by any chance are you?
>Or are you Church, carefully balancing shitposting against contributive material?
I am none of those people
I was just trying to have a bit of fun by making fun of those who don't understand her character like us Dashfags do
>>27263877
Clever wordplay. Situational irony. Unexpected slapstick. Mostly things that can be covered with, "didn't see that coming." Effort level matters little with these sorts of things on an individual level since it can be hard to predict when someone will be surprised at the punchline. For that reason you get one person in a crowd dying on the floor laughing while everyone else just nods with a smirk and waits for the next joke. Humor is objective in that we can all recognize what is 'intended' to be funny, but it's subjective in that we're all different in how funny (or not) we find the joke when it's actually told. Even offensive stuff we'd never laugh at we can still recognize as being told in 'joke form' by whoever. In text it's obviously harder to tell sometimes since it lacks the nuance available in vocal interaction, so some of the humor can easily be lost in translation.
So, I got the joke and I'm not offended by the fact that it wasn't the greatest one I'd ever heard. Sorry for the novel, I just can't seem to sleep right now.
>>27262084
Drink plenty of apple cider together.
Play pillow fort wars.
>>27264439
yeah
shes playing hard with them pillows alright
>>27262084
Has SoyMilk not finished the story?
Will take WebM requests from the show
>>27265212
will make webms for food
>>27262223
For a brief moment I saw this.
>>27265754
would you still love her if she looked like that?
>>27262084
>Just beyond the mountains,
>I can hear adventure call!
>>27265757
I would find immediate help.
Trips for best pone
>>27265891
I tried.
>>27265757
Isn't it what Equestria Girls are?
>>27265937
lol
>>27265711
>foodIt's all for the (You)'s lad, the most valuable currency in these parts
>>27266791
your files being reposted, months after you post them is a much better feeling
>>27266814
Can't argue there.
Guys, may I borrow your waifu for a just one episode? Pretty please?I promise she won't regret
>>27267043
Back off, you old fart. She's mine!
>>27267287
Nonsense. She's not yours. She loves me and is always with me, never leaving my sight. But I understand. Everyone wants my Dashie, everyone's so jelly, and rightly so.
Dubs for best pone?
>>27269513
The one thing I want and I don't get it. Fuck it. I give up.
>>27269524
Best pone is best pone. Even in a dream.
>>27268202
God. Isnt she wonderful? Isnt she beautiful? Shes just so perfect i cant even fathom how one little mare can be so amazingly gorgeous and outstandingly stunning. God i love her.
>>27270081
Typical Dashfag.
>>27270112
i'm not even a dashfag teebeeayyh fAm.
my heart belongs to pankobut i'd still rut dash till she couldnt walk
>>27270081
Scum.
Really thought, what part of RD's character makes you think she would be into drugs?
>>27270290
its a joke
search the address do some research on who lived there you'll get it
>>27270294
I did immediatly after posting that, but what does Alice in Chains have to do with Dash? Jokes like that usually have some kind of small connection. It just doesn't make sense and isn't funny, unless the joke is drugs kill or 'Hurhur suicide', I just don't see it. At least the guy up the thread could claim irony, your post just ended up being full of edge. I assume you made the comment because you just found that picture and had to find a reason to use it.
>>27270326
>what does Alice in Chains have to do with Dash?
>Dash plays guitar
>Dash likes blues/rock
Anon.
Anon.
Srsly.
https://youtu.be/G3QrhdfLCO8
How it feels to fly, if only just a little bit.
>>27270715
Honestly breh, that just looks boring as fuck. I wonder why she likes it so much.
>>27270811
Meh, to each his own. For a lot of people even assisted flight that mimics this is amazing. Base-jumping, hang gliding, wingsuits, full on sky diving and related activities. I think it's probably the sensation of absolute freedom combined with defying nature and death all at once. PoV vids like this will be a seriously hot item when VR takes off.
>>27270870
Have you ever actually tried VR?
PoV videos like these are a nightmare to watch in VR, the disconnect between what your eyes and what your body tells you is too large, even someone with a cast-iron stomach will get motion sickness.
>>27271175
Yup I've tried it. No issues after a few minutes. The vertigo wasn't even that bad at first. I played a lot of fighter plane sims as a kid though.
i liked the anon writing the green where dash came through his window pls return to us writefag
>>27270870
Unfortunately, base jumpers fail to defy nature and death far too frequently for my liking.
>>27270715
God damn, I'm still kinda envious of birds. Still hoping we get proper jetpacks soon
>>27272646
Things she would do with a GoPro
Definitely hiking or camping. I don't even mind that she snores. Cuddling up with dashie, reading some daring do or something, then just sleeping and holding each other would be heaven.
>>27272701
This so much
>>27265212
That's trippy and amazing at the same time.
>>27269927
Anon, I will treasure and reuse the crap out of your reply. Why? Because I exactly agree and that's about as close to what I would say. Seriously, we should both share more of our thoughts about her. Nice work anon.
>>27268581
But she's right next to me...
>>27270715
Now all we need to do is to strap on go pros onto pegasi...
>>27270811
Flying gives them little spikes of orgasms :>
>>27262084
>where do you go
Her favorite resturant
>what do you do
Get food
>>27273035
I think she is beauty incarnate. Ancient godessess of fertility, the world over cant even hold a candle to her wonderfulness. Shes caprured the hearts of so many of us with little more than her adorable smile and her amazing passoinate eyes. So full of life and wonder. She is truely an angel who has lost her way on the road to paradise. Shes even got the wings to show it.
>>27273143
>She is truely an angel who has lost her way on the road to paradise.
The bible even says that rainbows are a gift to us from God.
ATHEISTS:0 CHRISTIANS:1
RAINBOW DASH:10
>>27273052
>little spikes
headcanon accepted
bampin
I love this mare so much, she's so fucking great.
>>27275903
>he thinks autistic children are great
https://youtu.be/oQJc9iyOyzk
I'll just leave this here...
>>27275903
I know, she's so amazing, isn't she?
>>27276231
well, at least that little clip didn't look like shit.
Page 9
So what do you guys think RD will bring to the Wonderbolts to solidify her run as the Awesomest generation of Wonderbolts ever?
>>27277408
The funny thing is that ever since S1 she's constantly shown her skills to be better than those of the Wonderbolts. Add to that her feat as a Filly is largely part of the reason Equestria isn't in a state of conflict right now and she was the bearer of an Element of Harmony and it could be argued the Wonderbolts need her more than she needs them.
>>27278007
Being useful doesn't automatically give you a military rank though.
>>27278034
I'm not saying it does, my point's more that from what we've seen, she's surpassed the Wonderbolts long ago
It's still her dream though and her determination and drive is nothing but admirable. It'll be beautiful when it does happenit's just a shame I've become more of a cunt recently and don't seem to feel much at anything recently. I think this place is finally getting to me and the shitposting is consuming me. Pretty sad desu.
>>27278034
the Wonderbolts are the weirdest fucking military group ever. They perform trucks most of the time, but they also provide air support when an actual conflict arises. Their basic training is like the US, except you can talk like shit to your NCO and get away with it. They also allow normal ponies to just walk on base at anytime. Who the fuck set this dumb stuff up?
>>27278131
>trucks
Tricks*
>>27278131
>NCO
>not DI
This triggers me.
>>27278298
Different branches have different terminology(drill instructor and drill sergeant) they are all NCOs regardless of branch.
>>27278340
Forgot about other branches. Chair force calls them MTIs, coast guard calls them Company Commander, and the Navy calls them Recruit Division Commanders. But they are all NCOs.
>>27273143
Oh my sweet celestia anon... Finally someone who I can speak to on the same level of appreciation for our beloved and cute rainbow maned mare. She is indeed beauty incarnate. So exquisitely refined is her body and her personality it makes it nearly an impossibility to find exactly what she has, in a person. I can only gaze upon the clear blue sky, hoping that just maybe... just maybe out of nowhere a streak of rainbow crosses my vision trailing from the ancient goddess of fertility herself. Then to run until my heart give out from exhaustion. My heart, too, has been captured by her, but not just by her eyes of radiance but by her sassy personality and cocky attitude. Deep down she yearns for someone to cuddle her and trade the tenderness of love and affection. She makes me go hngg. Simply a beauty she is, that words cannot express alone, but by God, can you do a better job than me anon.
>>27269927
My thoughts exactly.
>>27273143
>>27278435
Thank God we still have some good waifufags left. She's just breathtaking, isn't she? I wonder daily how it even possible for one thing to be so perfect, and what I did to deserve falling in love with her. She's literally the best thing that has ever happened to me, and I've never even met her. Words can't even explain just how amazing she is.
>>27278435
>>27278494
>what I did to deserve falling in love with her.
Couldn't have said it better, everyday feels like a privilege with her.
>>27278494
Totally agree with you anon with every point you made I can say the same for myself.The moment I heard her speak in the first episode... Her voice was just... ahh, perfect. From then on, I've just been watching because of her.
>>27278494
Tbh I would say the stuff you say about her, because that is how I feel about her. I'm just shit at expressing my feelings towards anything. I can however say that she is one of the very few reasons I haven't killed myself or slipped into depression. I know she would want me to live on and be happy, and the thought that if she is out there watching me that I have made her smile with my actions makes me feel happy
>>27278801
>>27278588
>>27278494
How could you not be awesome? You're fans of Rainbow Dash! She only has the best of everything.
>>27278855
Double dubs confirm RD is awesome
>>27279211
>tfw got quints 2 threads ago, then missed sextuples and quints in the last thread
Please Anon, don't remind me of my failure.
>>27272012
yes mam...
mfw extremely intense dashfagging
Good night Dash thread, I'll see you glorious horsefuckers tommorow.
>>27272012
Yes ma'am.
>>27279856
Noice to see my pic that I made has been saved. Hoorah.
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>>27269927
>>27278435
>>27278494
>>27278588
You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.
Seriously, only an autistic high school sophomore with an undeveloped frontal lobe would go straight for looks and ignore her blatantly shitty, childish and rash personality completely unbefitting for a long-term partner. She's fap material, nothing more.
>>27281239
ur mum is fap material
>>27281186
Too cute for words
>>27281265
>ur mum XD
Thanks for proving my point.
>>27281239
Ur dad too.
<<<
>>27281268
Love that scene so much lol.
>>27280297
Your picture is fuking adorable m8, consider making more.
>>27281239
I want fans of the fandom to get off my board.
>>27269927
>>27273035
>>27273143
>>27278435
>>27278494
>>27278588
>>27278801
>>27278855
I love you guys
This pony is something special. I can't get over how she never fails to evoke the most powerful emotions I've felt in my life every single time I see, hear, or even think of her. She is incredible, a source of infinite inspiration and beauty. My close friends get mad when the see reference to her in my poetry or other art, but they simply cannot understand the concept of a muse.
>>27281359
your're are*
>>27281186
OOC
>>27281186
Faaauurk that's cute
>>27281336
Thx m8.
Why is she so perfect?
>>27284568
Dawwwwww, yep, you should definitely make more.
>>27284573
She isn't, she's not pregnant.
>>27284573
Here is your answer
>>27281400
>>27284662
Just... no
>>27284645
I do try to whenever I have the time :D
>>27284777
HNNGGGG
Please tell me you have a tumblr or a deviantart
>>27286440
Tex best human
>>27262248
>Assassinate Kim Jong Un
The only one deserving of worship in North Korea is Rainbow Dash.
Fuck SEK Studios, that cartoon series should be called "Pegasus and Unicorn", made by DHX.
>>27273520
God exists, only because Rainbow Dash allows him to.
Before going to bed, the Christain Cuck Norris prays to Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash's tears cure Cancer. That is why Cancer doesn't exist in Equestria.Cuck Norris wishes he was Tank
Rainbow Dash was born from pure Awesome: the union of Gene Roddenberry (the creator of James T. Kirk: the source of all Awesomeness in the universe) and Lauren Faust.Roddenberry: Atheist. Christains - 0, Atheists - Infinity+1, Rainbow Dash - Superior to the Abrahamic 'God'
>>27286687
Before the universe formed in the crucible of will from the primordial fury of an infinitely compressed ubiquity, the seven Aethers conjoined into a paradisiac culmination beyond the scope of their individual potential. When the eye of the continuum turned inward upon its fervor to observe itself the aggregation of forces were of the Aether and through the Aether such that their combination fomented a unification of thought and space to create a machination in which to contain itself and espy itself. That extant focal point where the parallax of all reality crosses upon a single point bringing it into transparent and lucid clarity and thus reflecting back upon its own consciousness the fact of being, having been, and will become is Rainbow Dash.Special thanks to thesaurus.com
The ultimate in ships:
>>27286901
>Dashlestia
...only the best for Rainbow Dash.
>>27286901
>>27286944
No. Please take your degenerate shipping to the >>>/trash/.
>>27286972
This. Please leave.
>>27286972
>No
I'd agree with you.But then we'd both be wrong
God I hope tomorrow's episode turns out alright.
>>27287500
Do you wish to consult the Ponk?
>>27287531
No, that never works out for me.
>>27287049
That is a pretty awful ship (but so are all ships)
>>27284954
I doooo have a DA, but that's about where all the good quality cuteness ends :P I'd make a ton more but irl things need to get done.
>>27284175
2qt
fuck
why is she so fucking beautiful?
I made a thing in anticipation of tomorrow's catastrophe. Photoshop is hard, please forgive my incompetence. But don't forgive Rapp.
>>27288838
>tfw I suddenly notice the outline of a layer I got rid of
Please don't save this, I'll have a better version for the stickied thread tomorrow.
>>27262084
I'd either go up your ass or to one of /b/'s fluffy threads.
Quints for best pony?
>>27288889
ya blew it
>>27288850
Dat camouflage toilet paper doe
Best pone
>>27288963
hnnnnnnng
>>27289024
Y-you ok, anon...?
Kind anon reminded everyone in the other thread that there was already a thread.
Thank you, kind anon. From the bottom of my heart.
>>27289273
so qt
Ending on something epic. Have fun trolling or whatever you kids do in 2016.
>>27289324
They call it "baiting" nowadays, dear namefag.
>>27289396
Pretending to be 70 is fun though.
I'm not really ready for today.
>>27288992
Yeah, I'm still working on that part.
>>27288992
Also, to my eternal irritation, even his fucking LinkedIn has no face (https://www.linkedin.com/in/dave-rapp-b63b596), so I still have the default twitter profile pic as his head.
Maybe you guys could help me, I've been looking for this picture for hours on derpi. It's got Rainbow Dash and Anon, RD is flying and Anon is walking behind her, and she's saying something along the lines of "Like what you see?" or "Enjoying the view?" and for what ever read on Anon looks grumpy. It looks similar to pic related.
Whatever happened to our writefag?
>>27290220
I don't know, please don't turn out like Grim, Church. We need a writefag.
Am I the only one really scared of today's episode? Please, be good, please, be good, please, be good. PLEASE.
>>27290511
I think we all are, it doesn't look very good.
>>27290220
>>27290363
I know, I'm really sorry guys, life has been hitting me harder then usual, so I kind of lost passion my for writing. But I'm ready to keep writing now, so if you have any requests, I'm ready to jump on them.
>>27290576
reading together
Ao who here is planning on killing themselves or at least drop the show once Soarindash becomes canon?
>>27290866
it won't. it's physically impossible.
and i have better reasons for planning to an hero
>>27290866
>SoarinDash
>ever becoming canon
pick one. He's wayyyy older then she is, old enough to be her dad or something.
>>27290866
Oh please. When Hasbro starts appealing towards the SJWs, RD's going to be paired with another mare because you can't be a tomboy without being a fully fledged dyke as well.
Well, here we go...
*sigh*
good ep
I called it that she would accept her kickname
Holy shit, that was a really great episode.
Holy fuck I thought it would've been a lot worse, but it was actually a pretty decent episode.
I am so proud of her.
Not the best episode of the season so far but certainly not the worst 6/10 for me. Judging from the sticky it looks like most think "HURR DURR DASHFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH DASH CAN'T DEAL WITH THE BANTZ EL OH EL!!!!" where as the episode pretty much confirmed what we all know; Dash is an amazing flyerand mareand her self-esteem issues she how she isn't a simple, flat character.
>>27292386
damn right
those faggots will never understand her
I FUCKING MISSED IT. Does anyone have a link yet?
Got to see more of her house
Awesome living room
>>27292664
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
>>27290511
>>27290527
I was in that boat with you and it was a leaky as we thought
>>27290576
rewrite this episode
>>27292386
I've been loyal to her since 2011, even fucking entered a gym and lost about 52kgs out of motivation of her.
Now i feel beyond betrayal. i think this was the final chapter for me.
>>27293484
>Rarifags damage controlling
>>27293718
>>27293628
I'm fucking pissed. I'm not even one of those
>every single s6 episode has sucked!
Guys, but man, that episode fucking sucked. She's waited her whole life for this, and they write her as a bumbling idiot when I comes to flying. Fuck, I'm getting too old for this shit.
>>27262084
To the >>>trash where she belongs
>>27293735
>suicide watch
>>27293484
Dash looks better as Rarity than Rarity.The skintight suit probably helps a lot as well.
>>27294118
Why don't you take yourself there, mobilefag?
So I think the general Dashfag reaction to the new episode can be divided in to two camps. The "eh it could have been better but wasn't all that bad" camp, and the "it didn't fit my perfect idea, why didn't they suck up to her the moment she joined I'm so betrayed I'll never love her again" camp.
I guess this is where we will see who are truly Dashfags and who ditch her when things get rough.
>>27294692
I honestly thought the episode was alright. Sure, there were cringy moments, but other than that it was fine and I still love dash as much as I did before the episode.
>>27294692
Not a Dashfag but...No...I was hoping for episode where the wonderbolts give her a teasing name because they are asshats like that. Dash goes and mopes on a cloud until a friend helps her realize that she is awesome all on her own and doesn't need to be told it for it to be true. Dash then ignores the Wonderbolts who get butt flustered that they cant get a response out of her anymore.
Instead we got a mediocre episode that that tried to use Cringe as a screen so people would be too busy wincing to realize how flat the whole thing was.
>>27294692
>ditch her when things get rough.
What, what? I really hated the episode, but I'm not ditching my waifu, and I seriously doubt anyone is. I didn't want them to "suck up to her", I just wanted them to write her as an expert flyer, which she definitely is, but they made her into some shitty rookie. It just sucked.
>>27294692
I got more blue horse being cute so I'm happy
>>27294692
>still waiting for her to realize she's better than the wonderbolts(and that they have never been great...like ever, not even once) and that she doesn't need them
this
Though with the direction the show is going I doubt this will ever come to pass
Rainbow Dash confirmed for a perfect replacement for the entire M6
>>27294692
I thought it was just fine the way it was and couldn't have gone any different
I also called it that she would accept her nickname
I can't believe that people don't know the nickname thing is common among groups, be it friends, family, military and even sororities
the nickname brought up bad memories for her, and since she almost never talks about her true feelings, she didn't want Crash to hang over her like it did in the past
the thing is, is that the Wonderbolts never did it out of spite or to bully, like the filly did back at flight camp and RD didn't understand this fact
she tried too hard to change her nickname (in RD's style) by going to extremes like "changing" her personality and creating a dangerous stunt
her impressions of her friends kinda shows us what she thinks of her friends
Pinkie is a ball of energy
AJ is a southern hick
Rarity is a flirting tease
Fluttershy is an apologetic doormat
Twilight is a big book nerd
I was laughing while she was doing her impressions of her friends
the AJ one was the best, reminded me of Rarity trying in Simple ways
I also like the lesson that she doesn't have to try to stand out from the crowd anymore, BUT she still has to work hard and follow a regime to be in the pack she has been trying for so long to get into
you can follow your dreams to fruition, but it may not be what you thought it would be like and don't slack once you have made it
>>27294692
I'm more or less in the same boat as >>27294724 the episode was decent enough and was a long way from the worst of this season. I also think that some people missed the fact that the cringy section was meant to be OTT cring.
I also think a lot of people miss the fact that the wonderbolts are an elite military unit/display team so of course they're not going to mess around and have a hugbox whenever someone's feelings get hurt. Hell was more or less implied at the end of the episode that teasing each other is to be expected, the wonderbolts were also pouring on the praise here and straight up said Dash is a talented flier.
>>27295501
You're 100% right with this. I'd also add that people don't seem to realise that joining the Wonderbolts has been Dash's dream since she was a child and she wouldn't just give up on it when they start teasing her or don't immediately give her the top position.
>>27294092
I don't think it sucked. RD has always had to fight to get recognition before, but with the Wonderbolts even if she's technically better she's still only one of several elites. Her hero worship and past struggle made her overreact to some simple rookie hazing and she looked stupid for it. She didn't look like a bumbling idiot to me. It was more like anyone would act trying to fit into the cool kids group after being on the outside looking in for so long. I really enjoyed it and I think she got some real character progression out of it.
>>27295689
I get that there has to be some form of conflict and resolution, but I don't understand why it had to be "she makes a fool of herself." It be like if Usain Bolt went and ran with you local college track team. Even if he fucks up at some point in time, he's still going to beat all of them by a ton, because he's the fastest man to ever exist. RD is better then all of them by a mile, yet the first thing she does is completely fuck up her routine (not to mention a WEATHER PONY got scared of a cloud) and forget the supposed number 1 rule of the Wonderbolts, despite being a reserve pony for a long ass time? I just don't understand why they had to shit on her like that.
>>27294692
I liked the episode, I just wish there was an episode more dedicated to her actually fully becoming one and joining the team. As it is it was a one or two minute thing which makes sense given all the build up, but it's just what I would have liked to see
>>27265212
Still here by the way
Any of you been watching Battle of Nations?
>>27295902
she became a wonderbolt at the beginning of the ep
it was about her mistaking friendly banter for bullying and making a fool of herself by over reacting to it
once she understood that it was all in good fun and that everyone has a bad nickname, everything was okay
>>27296171
Yeah I get the episode and what the premise of it was, I'm just saying I'd have liked more on her becoming one that a one or two minute scene. I wouldn't have minded an entire episode dedicated to it
>>27296197
maybe we will get a full ep soon
>>27296266
What? She's already a Wonderbolt now
>>27296149
do you think you could do one of the "I hate being alone" scene from MMDW? Bonus points for captions, if possible.
>>27293484
>return from the longest day slumber
>see this
Dammit, now I REALLY want to see the episode!
>>27296323
Might sound autisticI could but I don't like seeing Dash sad, let alone capture the moment. I'd do the "Same sleek body" till "Nope! I'm still awesome" if you're OK with that
>>27296476
That's OK, I understand. I would really like it, but I get why you wont. Yea, I'd be ok with the other thing though.>>27296476
>>27296632
This good?
>>27296880
Watching it back I could make that bigger if you want
>>27296880
>>27296909
That's great, but a bit bigger would be awesome.
Not 100% related but does anyone else think the picture shown at the end of dash's episode is going to be a season long thing summarising the main six's life goals as they complete them?
>>27296983
Nah, Rarity essentially completed her goal in S5, I don't think it's more a Season long thing, just a gradual thing that we're seeing take place in the show.
The CMC got their Cutie Marks, Dash is a Wonderbolt, Rarity not only owns a shop in Canterlot but also in Manehatten and there's a Movie on the horizon.
It's bittersweet in a sense, I don't ever want to stop seeing these Ponies live their lives but it feels that as they're reaching their goals, we're coming to a close.
>>27296967
>>27297082
So this is the last season?
>>27297238
I don't think so, I think Season 7 is pretty likely considering the fact the movie is late 2017 and releasing it months after the show ends isn't going to do them any favours. It just feels like we're reaching an end though.
>>27297270
It does maybe Starlight, Trixie and a few others will replace the current 6 in season 7
>>27297222
thanks, that's great.
>>27297302
Too radical a change really, a show generally sticks with its main cast unless there's a reboot or spin off.
Lots of scoot dash moments this time
>>27297490
Seeing Dash's plan and just knowing it was going to go pear shaped was pretty devastating. I think her actual crash is the first time I've just stopped looking
>>27297540
??
are you having a stroke?
or do you have auto correct on, again?
>>27297575
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pear%20shapedAssume that's where the confusion is?
That last sentence is a bit incomplete though, I meant as she made a mistake and was going through her series of crashes, I just looked away, first time I've done that whilst watching MLP
>>27297222
Wat.
>>27298709
Pinkie is trying too hard to ignore it
Well unfortunately the Writefag Guild is being super slow tonight, so I'm just gonna go for it. Hope you like it.
>*Yawn* "You coming Anon? You're cutting into our reading time, slowpoke."
"I'm coming, hold on a sec."
>You strip off your jeans, exit the bathroom, and head to the bedroom.
>Dash sure did love her reading time, so she was always in a bit of a rush to get to it.
>You felt honored that she included you on such a sacred ritual of hers.
>You enter the room, apparently much too slow for Rainbow Dash.
>She's already in her pajamas, and Tank is in his matching pair.
>The book of choice is already laying on the bed.
"Come on Dash, Daring Doo and the Ring of Destiny again?"
>"What? It's got the two most awesome ponies to ever live in it, Daring Doo and....?"
>She motions for you to complete the sentence.
"And Rainb-"
>"Rainbow Dash! What's not to like?"
"Only that we've read it a thousand times already."
>You lift the covers and hop into bed, careful not to lay on Tank.
>Not that you'd hurt him, but he'd probably break your back if you did.
>You lift your arm, and place it back down as soon as Dash is snuggled up against your chest.
>"But awesomeness doesn't expire, so unless you have a better idea, get reading slowpoke!"
>Actually you do. A really good one.
"I thought that instead of reading that, we could read something else."
>Noting Dash's puzzled look, you lean over and reach under the bed.
>Finding it's prize, tour hand takes hold of the object and brings it up.
"I thought we could read this instead."
>"Anon, is that...?"
"You bet it is."
>The rainbow mare springs from the bed, frantically running in place.
>"OHMYGOSHOMYGOSH! IS THAT THE NEW DARING DOO BOOK?!"
>You've got the smuggest look ever on your face.
"Yes it is, first of it kind."
>"HOW DID YOU GET THAT? It's not coming out for another month!"
"The publisher owed me a favor, and they have a bunch ready now, just waiting to ship. So he gave me one."
(Cont.)
>>27298893
Wow, I forgot my trip again.
(Cont.)
>Rainbow wraps you up in a huge hug, catching you completely off guard.
>She breaks away and gives you a quick peck on the lips.
>This much affection is rare from her, so you've learned to cherish it.
>"Thanks Anon, this is so awesome!"
"Come on Dash, let's crack into it."
>She settles back into her usual place under your arm, while Tank crawls his way back onto her side.
>You crack open the book, and after a brief pause, you begin.
>She has a huge grin the whole time and at times of action, she even kicks her legs in excitement.
>You reach a place that seems fit to stop.
>Closing the book earns you a huge groan from Dash
>"Come on Nonny, if we don't find out how she gets out of that alligators stomach, I think I'll explode!"
"Sorry Dash, but it's getting really late."
>She gives you the saddest look she can muster.
>"Come on Anon, don't be lame. Just one more chapter?"
>Fuck, you hate to see her sad.
>She looked just as sad as she did the last 17 times she asked for "just one more chapter".
"Alright Dash, one more chapter."
>"Yes!"
FIN
>>27298893
>tfw someone saves your image
>>27298915
>yfw someone actually sees your post.
Cute stuff drawfriend.
Dis face doe
>>27298924
Well appreciated. Glad to see your return, Church. That was a cute story.
>>27290866
SoarinDash is never gonna happen... I'll kill if I have to.
>>27293483
ikr, love seeing more of her house because it's the least we ever get to see.
>>27294780
Totally with u there m8
>>27298893
Bretty Gud.
Good to have you back Church.
Drawfag here. I'll be happy to take requests and draw them up in the morninghopefully.
>>27262084
>Where do you go?
Yakyakistan.
>What do you do?
Train for jihad against the pony infidels.
>>27299303
Not falling for it this time you fuck
>>27298893
>>27298904
Loved it
>>27299303
Draw RD eating an apple with her AppleDash hairstyle from the episode today.
>>27300255
It's just a troll, he posts it every thread but never responds.
Alright, im off to bed. You know the drill, if you have any requests, leave em here, I'll get on them tommorow. Good night Dash thread.
>>27293483
It's nice how the writers never let Dashie to become a MS. Even after achieving her life goal, she is still not perfect. And that's how I like her.
Page 9
>>27300552
that's now how to smell like vanilla
gotta be bumpin
oh man, gotta bamp
>bumping without a picture
>>27302415
Why would you fill up the image limit with reposts of reposts of reposts if all you want to do is bump?
>>27302427
then why bump if those imageless posts are the only new thing to look at?
>>27302431
Good question.
Your best bet would probably be to ask someone who does such a thing, ask why they do it.
Traditionally a bump is SUPPOSED to be meaningless, a simple "bump" that will get the thread to the front page, nothing more, nothing less.
Fuck knows these days though, there are so many derivatives like "bamp", "bumpin", etc. you can't even set it up as a filter any more.
>>27302666
people who don't have a bestponi to post should shamefully delete the bumps after a minute
>>27300255
I like this idea. I'll probably finish it sometime this afternoon.
>>27300400
I've got a busy life with very little motivation and low self esteem, but I actually did one of the requests from the previous threads, however I never posted it because it just didn't look right to me. But I'll see if I can finish this one sometime today, considering this one seems much easier to do than the last request I did.
Best pone, pumpa rumpa bump dat rump.
>>27300552
I want to give Rainbow Dash a bath
>>27298904
Awww now I really want to read a book to Dash.
Cute/10
>>27300255
Alright, here it is. I decided to make the back of her mane look like Applejack's too, because... Why the fuck not?
Anyways, I'll be open for more requests, hopefully I'll get to them before tomorrow.
bump
>>27300511
Anon playing pranks on rainbow dash using toys and pranking stuff from earth that maybe equestria never came up with, maybe somthing like this >>27305152
>>27303756
Nice one anon. What'd you use to draw that?
>>27307143
I use Photoshop CS2 because I'm as poor as dirt and can't afford CS6.
She looks adorable stretching in her suit
>>27307183
With what drawing tablet? Assuming you used one.
>>27307651
I like the part where she stands on her hind legs and throws punches lol. Now that I think of it, it looks like she's hitting herself.
>>27308052
I use a Monoprice TWA60 drawing tablet that I got for Christmas a few years back. Just started using it just about a couple of months ago, and I must say, it works pretty darn well for its price.
>>27308069
yes that whole scene was cute
>>27308099
Not that Anon, but I just got a wacom myself a couple of months ago and am still playing around with it using GIMP. What programs/resources do you use? I can't go back to paper now. All those tools right there at your disposal and any color is just too damn convenient. The fact that I can just resize or pluck and move a body part is far too awesome as well. Makes drawing ponies easy peasy.
>>27308579
Programs/resources? Well, I just use Photoshop CS2 which you can legally get for free. I pirated Photoshop CS6, but I ditched it because it was acting fucky with my tablet drivers. It has everything that I need for digital art, and I don't exactly see a need to find another program.
And I'm pretty much with you on the "I can't go back to paper and pencil" thing. Its been quite a while since I've drawn on pencil and paper, primarily because I want to get used to doing digital art because I've always wanted to become an animator (and you know, most animations now-a-days are done on computers).
>>27308579
Ah nice, I'm with you there. I got myself a wacom intuos pro special edition. Still playing with it on GIMP like you. So far it's amazing.
Episode is full of cute bump
Anybody listening to the new Radiohead album?
>>27308745
Sweet. Yeah I'm trying to get the hang of it too.
>>27308805
Nice. Mine's an Intuos Art. Really cool and I'm having to unlearn a lot of habits I had that supported pencil and paper art, but that hold me back in digital. The fact that I can so easily make a new layer and trace over previous roughs is still alien to me. I have to stop myself from trying to erase and smooth stuff over.
pic related is the only finished pone I've got that I did a couple of months ago for another thread. It's a lot of fun.
Bump before bed
Seems I was late to the party, all the episode discussion is over. From what I've seen some very mixed reception.
I thought it was pretty good though, a bit tough to watch at times because I hate seeing my waifu struggle like that, but that just made the ending more satisfying to me.
I want more of DID/Multiple-personality Dash. Specifically Pinkie-Dash. Something about seeing Dash act so bubbly and energetic makes feel fuzzy inside.Also porn when
>>27310641
Apart from the ending (not bad, but could have been dome better) I quite liked the episode. I did sort of cringe at a couple of parts though.
>>27310975
Fuck no, those are the parts that I cringed at. Hard af to watch
>>27310641
Waste of potential. The subtplot deserved a better grander conclussion.
Hopefully next WB episode will be about doing some cool stuff.
page nine Bump
>>27298904
I've been some time away and now I'm catching up on old threads. I loved some of your greens, Church, this is one of my faves.
Also, whoever was doing those webm, they're awesome. Reposting this from last thread because it's fucking great.
>>27312070
Thanks man, that means alot. Do you have any requests for green?
>>27312299
No, sorry, I've been reading a lot today, so it'd be difficult for me to ask for more right now. But if I come up with something later, I'll tell you. And again, thank you for all your green!
>>27312471
Thanks man, I'm happy to make them! Lemme know if you think of anything, I'll be here all week.
her house is pretty nice
>>27313071
Yes, and we got to see another room >>27293483
>>27313071
It stands to reason, her only notable expenses outside cost of living is cider and the occasional ticket to see the Wonderbolts, she's got a high-ranking job and twice the wingpower of the average pegasus so she's probably got a sizable income as well, potentially there's even some prize money on top.
>>27312070
Awesome webm, know the sauce from youtube?
>>27315050
Seconding this request.
>>27316036
So cute
She looks so happy with them
Goodnight, lovely Dash Thread.
>>27317642
Goodnight anon
This mare is adorable
>>27318261
Damn, yes she is.I like big pone small Anon zerberts better though
Anybody have a link to that green where Rarity basically pimped out an unknowing Rainbow to a rich, rapist Anon?
Bump before bed
>>27318341
I demand Dashabetes.
>>27318568
Was that posted here? I thought it was in SiM.
>>27312070
>>27315050
>>27315499
PMV of the same name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuUMiRqVU40
Still here for requests, if you've got a PMV in mind you want me to WebM I could probably do that toodepending on the content
>>27298243
>>27320582
Thank you, Anon. I'm saving all your webms.
>>27262084
I'll take her on an adventure to my. . .
>rape dungeon
>>27321513
>The Rainbow Dash Show
https://derpiboo.ru/1149748
HELLO!
>>27322396
Crotch tits aren't that bad. As long as they aren't abnormally sized and aren't that noticeable, I'm fine with them.
fuck, forgot to take off the trip
>>27322120
Don't like how she's got just an angular nose with a mouth underneath instead of a proper pony muzzle.
>>27322468
> lower-case r in RD
fail
>>27324170
I want to be snuggled by half a dozen dashies. It would be heaven
>>27324484
I would like to be snuggled by merely one ;_;
>>27325332
Oh my
>Where do you go?
To the Sombra timeline!
>What do you do?
Kick some asses in war!
>tfw my 4DE Dash plush arrived today
>>27262084
find a place where are rocks
pick up rock
smash it over rainbow dash head
have repeated sex with the unconscious rainbow dash
when she wakes up
blame it on discord
if she asks why her backside hurts
tell her it was discord
if she asks why she is covered in semen
hit her with another rock
and run away
>>27326654
Consider killing yourself, please
>>27326672
I would have no problem killing myself
as long as it meant i died from exhaustion after fucking rainbow dash over and over a gain
death by pony sex
oh my god the perfect way to go
>>27326682
I suggest a good hanging.
>>27326747
Hanging is okay with me
as long as it meant that david carradine shit
choking while masturbating to rainbow dash's vagina
imagine the near death experience
it would be like looking into the universe
and seeing forever
not a bad way to go actually
pony vagina death
embarrassing on the death certificate perhaps
but god damn what a way to go
>>27326773
You should totally try it, it's amazing
>>27326789
I want to die by getting a blow job from rainbow dash
>>27326464
While rewatching S5, I realized last week isn't the first time Dash imitates her friends like that.
Are there other examples? Her being good at impersonation kind of fits well with her prankster nature.
>>27326820
>>27326852
she made the sounds of a Timberwolf in SAYS
I understand that no one would remember this because of the ep in of itself
>>27272646
wont be too long (hopefully)
>>27272646
Terrorists with jetpacks...
Man, I'm really shitty at thinking of writing prompts. Good thing i have you guys. I'll be here for a few, so if anyone has any requests, I'm all ears.
>>27328050
Anon taking dash to a high class place for dinner / date. I love reading of her in embarrassing situations
>>27328241
That sounds good. Some stuff came up, so I'll have it later today.
>>27328342
Cant wait
>>27329191
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS HORSE IS SO FUCKING CUTE HOLY SHIT
>>27329371
she's okay, I guess...
>>27329371
>Who are you calling a "horse", you ugly hairless ape?
>>27330034
Oh calm down Dash, I was justhorseing around
>>27330151
Goddamn it Carlos its past your bedtime!
>>27330034
There's nothing wrong with being a horse. Horses are pretty.
>>27330838
Horses have unsightly long muzzles and craniums that are too small for decently big, intelligent brains.
Fly east.
oh shit, page 9!
>>27330791
cute
Hey guys, sorry ive been so long on the green. Had some family issues to sort out, but im not dead, so gimme about an hour and ill have it ready.
>>27332472
Just take your time man. No need to have a rushed green
>>27332472
This >>27332483
Life comes first
Inspiration takes time
Ok, here we go.
>"Are we almost there yet Anon? Its freezing out here."
"Yea, just a few more minutes."
>"Where are we even going?"
"Come on, I can't ruin the surprise."
>That earns you an eye roll.
>"This is so lame."
>You and Dash had been going out for exactly year now.
>It had been the best year of your life, every day with her was a gift and a pleasure.
>For your one year anniversary, you really wanted to wow her, take her somewhere deserving of her.
>You had saved up quite a bit of money, and you were going to take her somewhere really fancy tonight.
>The two of you round a final corner, revealing the date spot.
>"Is that the Golden Mare? As in, the most exclusive spot in all of Equestria "Golden Mare"?"
"You bet. You ready to eat?"
>"How'd you even get a table? This place is booked for months!"
"Im just that good I guess."
>You look up at Dash, hovering above you, to she a disinterested face.
>You feel a twang of disappointment, and you kick yourself internally for taking Dash to a "fancy fru-fru place"
>"Damn it Anon, this was dumb."
>You snap back to reality to see Dash already at the door, monitoring for you to follow.
>"Come on Anon, im hungry!"
>You swallow hard, and enter the building.
>......
>You are Equestria's awesomest pony, Rainbow Dash.
>Well, you arnt right now, right now your Equestria's most "out of her comfort zone" pony.
>You can't believe that idiot would go and do something like this.
>The MOST exclusive restaurant in all of Equestria, and he took you.
>You were probably all red now, this is a place for a fancy pony, not for you.
>Look at all of these mares, dressed really fancy, wearing tons of make up, all looking elegant.
>Then there you were. You didn't even bother to get dressed up, even though you knew that this was a special event.
>Hopefully you could just eat fast, then get out of here.
>Some pony in a vest leads you and Anon to your table.
>Oh man, this place is SO nice. The table even has candles on it!
(Cont.)
>>27332967
(Cont.)
>Anon pulls out your chair, then sits across from you.
>The fancy looking pony hoofs you a menu and a wine list.
>You scan the menu, but you can't make heads or tails of it.
>Chicken Tetrazzini, Filet Mignon, Lobster Thermidor...?
>The waiter pony looks at you expectantly.
"Ummm, do you have a hay burger?"
>The waiter pony sports a slight sneer, deepening your blush.
>After he takes both of you menus, you look back to Anon.
>Expecting him to look embarrassed, you only find the most loving look you could think of.
>"A hay burger, huh?"
"Hehe, what can I say? Hay burgers are awesome."
>'Man, howd I end up with such a cool girl?"
>You want to say something nice e back, but your damn ego stops you.
"I am really awesome, arnt I?"
>Fuck.
>..........
>You are Anon.
>And you are panicking like never before.
>You were just trying to do something nice for her, but you super fucked it up.
>Shes crazy red now, probably because shes embarrassed to be her with you.
>You knew where you were going, but you still barely even dressed up for it.
>You try to pass the time by talking about dash's favorite topic, Rainbow Dash.
>Before you know it, you food arrives.
>You ordered something fancy sounding, trying to impress Dash. You don't even remember what it was called.
>Rainbow Dash digs into her hay burger with out hesitation, practicly inhaling it.
>You cut into yours, hoping to end this as soon as possible.
>.....
>As you finish your hay burger, you let out a small belch.
>The whole restaurant stairs at you, worsening your state.
>This is unbearable, you're so out of your element.
>"Dash, are you alright?"
>You look up from your plate to see Anon, staring at you worriedly.
"Im fine, its just..."
>"What's wrong Dash?"
"Why did you bring me here Anon? Don't get me wrong, im still awesome, but ill never be fancy like all of these ponies."
>Anon just stairs at you quizzically.
"I mean, ar'nt you embarrassed or something?
>>27332978
(Cont. Fuck this thing is long.)
All of the other mares in here are all dressed up, then there's me."
>Anon wraps your hoof in his hand, and looks you straight in the eye.
>"Dash, im not here for them. Im here for you."
>"I didn't start a relationship with Rarity, I did with Rainbow Dash. You're always amazing to me, and no matter where we go, you're always the most beautiful pony in the place."
>If you weren't red before, you certainly were now.
>Anon smiles at you, and you feel yourself instantly relax.
>"I love how simple you are, like the whole hay burger thing. I don't even know what the hell I ordered, but I know id love a normal hay burger right about now."
>You perk up at this, getting an idea.
"Hey Anon, how bout we leave this lame place, and go to Burger Joes? I hear they've got the best hay burgers this side of Griffonstone."
>Anon smiles at you.
>"Sure, that sounds awesome, lets go."
>The two of you stand up and walk out of the building.
>Once outside, you nervously look around for any pony around.
>Not seeing anything, you spin Anon around to face you, then lock him in a deep kiss.
>Initially surprised, he wraps his long arms around you, making you feel safe.
>You break the kiss off, and stare deep into his non-existent eyes.
"I love you Anon, you're pretty awesome most of the time."
>"I love you too Dash, more then you'll ever know."
>Rudely interrupted by your growling stomach, Anon starts towards the smell of hay burgers, pulling you along by the hoof.
>He is pretty awesome. You might just stick around for another year.
FIN
Lemme know what you think!
>>27332987
Now dashie needs a nice long loving dicking. Anon youre the man
>>27332987
Pretty good story Church, as always.
>>27332987
Not bad man, it was pretty cute.
>>27330533
moar fishnet
>>27262084
find a place with rocks
hit her over the head
sex her unconscious body
if she wakes up
blame discord
if she questions the semen in her mane
hit her again
>>27333968
>Facesitting
Unf
Good night Dash thread, see you tommorow.
>>27262084
I feel so fucking lonely.
Lonely, aimless, and hopeless. Three words to describe my life.
Would she even love me?
>>27334821
Probably not.
Look at the three characters she truly cares for: Fluttershy, Tank and Scootaloo.
All three are hopeless in their own ways, so you've got that going for you.
But all three dream big dreams, they know exactly what they want and have a burning passion to do so, that's where you fall flat.
>>27334891
Does Tank dream big dreams? Well, since he's hibernating he certainly is dreaming, but his dreams are yet to be known.
Btw, since the author never did it, I've just fixed the infamous "whait" in this image before anyone else posts the original pic again.
>>27281359
youare'
>>27335462
Tank went up in a race through the Ghastly Gorge against, among other things, an eagle. Despite his earlier failures in every single test, he refused to give up on his ambition even then.
So yeah, he most certainly does.
>>27335616
Oh, shit, you're right.
>>27335462
I think tank is the luckiest motherfucker in the multiverse. Hes rainbows first love. The first one to catch her heart. Weve all seen how she dotes on him. Thats like having a godess wait on you hand and foot
She deserved it.
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>>27336018
>not posting the finished version
https://derpiboo.ru/1127904
>>27337114
I like the monochrome one better, it looks nicer.
>>27332987
Alright, now write about the sexy times that happen later. Nice green Church
>>27337114
In the colored version the pussy looks a lot worse, and it's already atrocious in the sketch.
>>27332967
>>27332978
>>27332987
Very sweet, I enjoyed reading it
Page 9
>>27338918
Blinky fast pone
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>>27338421
How nice
>>27334891
>tfw have big dreams
>tfw if i go to equestria i cant follow dreams because the technology isnt there
would she understand
/r/ing green
here, i'll even give you a quote:
>"It's like you and flying. Flying is your dream. The wonderbolts are you dream. If you had no wings though, you wouldn't be able to do either. That's where I'm at rigth now."
>>27343189
Saying the technology isn't there is a complete cop-out though. Tank didn't blame technology when he was unable to keep up with an eagle, Scootaloo doesn't blame technology for not giving her new wings, they both try their very hardest with the hand they're dealt, taking up trick-scootering when your wings don't carry.
>>27343189
And what is your dream anon? If its something that requires technology absolutetly then all i can think of is something like 'be big on youtube' which isnt much of a dream if you ask me.
>>27343223
Those are both completely different situations though.
That's like saying a cancer patient with no limbs who is on their death bed should not give up because a five year old fell off her bike and didn't give up.
>>27343384
Programming for a living.
That's all. I'm boring.
>>27343435
The cancer patient is entirely free to give up if that's his choice, in his case I'd even advocate euthanasia as an option.
That won't impress RD though, which is what the discussion is all about.
>>27343448
What is it you like about programming? Wouldn't writing and developing unicorn spells for example fill the same need?
>>27290363
Yeah, don't die off like me.
Seriously though, it's weird seeing my name still up there. I would have assumed that it would have been buried deep within the archives by now.
>>27290576
It's sad to say but just like you, Church, I kinda lost my passion for writing. Well... losing your laptop and it's everything inside will kinda do that to ya (seriously, I lost so much pre-written stuff it isn't even funny). But I'm (sort of) back now, with a new set up and a lot free time on my hands - that is up until the Overwatch release, after that, good luck with the thread - but before then, I'm game to add a little green to the thread.
Colors and collars will resume in a little bit, as soon as I get my writing mojo back on.
So anyways, sup everyone, what's been going on while I was away?
>>27344087
Welcome back Grim!
>>27344087
>So anyways, sup everyone, what's been going on while I was away?
TONS of shitposting.
>>27344142
To be expected honestly.
>>27344087
Hello there
Post more Dash in her Wonderbolt outfit
This thread has been alive more than a week holy shit.
Bump for Church
>>27346855
Sorry guys, my family is being a bunch of dumb assholes. Does anyone who doesn't hate me have a request for green? I'd be happy to do a few.
>>27347906
Forgot trip.
>>27347906
Dashie getting cuddled
Consensually, cause im a romantic faggot
>>27348271
Is there any poster in this thread who isn't?
>>27348820
I'm only into romantic stuff if it involves Dashie. Anything else I could care less for
>>27348271
Sounds good, I'll have it later.
>>27348820
Romantic/passionate stuff is my biggest fetish by far.
>>27349383
>that pic
How did I fuck it up that bad
>>27349383
Can't wait
>>27334891
>tfw i have really big dreams
>tfw i could go to equestria and not have to give up my dreams
>guitars are canon
AW YISS
>>27347906
>>27348271
This but while hanging out somwhere with the rest of the main six.
Her freinds making cute comments in awe of the cute couple while rainbow is just praying for the ground to swallow her up or something.
shit, on page 10
>>27352841
>That filly RD with the winged cap
Death by dashabetes.
>>27353848
>human Scootaloo having RD as a pet
this could be an interesting green
>>27353876
Seconding this idea
>>27354080
I kinda need some practice and if your willing to work with me on it I can try and write you some green
>>27354216
Nice
>>27262084
I haven't watched Dash Academy yet.
Can someone clue me in? Is RD ruined forever?
>>27350381
>>27349383
Wow, get a few beers in me and I'm out like a light. Sorry about the delay, I'll get writing right now.
Alright, here we go.
>*Click*
"Come on Dash, do you have to do this every time?"
>"Hey, I have to make sure. Can't risk messing up my street rep, you know."
"Fiiinnneee, hurry up though."
>It was almost reading time, which meant it was snuggle time.
>As much as Dash hated any sort of affection in public, behind closed doors she was a different mare.
>She loved any kind of hugs, kisses, or general loving behavior.
>Both of your favorites by far though, was snuggling.
>She had gotten you hooked, to the point that you can't sleep right without her in your arms.
>You were always a bit impatient when it came to this, always rushing towards it.
>After all of the locks, closets, and under the bed have been checked, Dash speeds into bed, getting under the covers with you.
>You roll over on to your side, allowing her entrance to your chest.
>She slides her way backwards to you, her back up against your chest.
>You lower your arm around her side, your hand laying just in front of her face.
>You lift the blanket up over your heads, creating a fortress of snuggles.
>She grabs your hand in her hooves, and brings it up to her face.
>She nuzzles your hand, and lets out a sigh.
>"Man, this is always awesome."
>You slightly flex, tightening her lightly in your grasp.
"Yea Dash, it is."
>The two of you lay like this for a while, enjoying each others company.
>Dash begins to get a bit figity after a while like always, starting to roll around in your arms.
"What's wrong Dash?"
>*Hmf*
>"I can't get comfy again!"
>You think for a second while she adjusts again, before getting an idea.
>You sit up, and grab her around her waist.
>You easily lift her up in the air, causing her to blush like mad.
(Cont.)
>>27358677
(Cont.)
>"H-hey! What are you doing? Put me down you dork!"
>You flip her around to face you, then set her back down.
>You lift your arm again, signaling for her to come under it.
>She gives you a scowl before sliding her way in again
>You pull her close to you, all the way up against your chest.
>She smiles at you, then buries her head in your chest as much as she can.
>She sighs contentedly again, and you can feel her relax in your arms.
>You take in everything this mare has to offer, enjoying her smell, and her warmth against your chest that seems to melt away all of your troubles.
>She looks up from you chest, into your eyes.
>Her passionate eyes stare deep into yours.
>She gives you a beautiful smile, the kind only a mare like her could give.
>"I love you Anon."
>She closes her eyes and places her muzzle on your neck, placing her two front hooves on your chest, and wrapping the two hind ones around you legs.
>"And you give some awesome cuddles too."
FIN
>>27358677
>>27358689
And they never got out the bed again.
Adorable as always!
>>27262084
Defeat Merkits, unite Mongol tribes.
Conquer China.
Then go west.
>>27358677
>>27358689
Reading this shit in bed, now I'm comfy as fuck. Great as always
>>27360579
>a Rainbow Dash for ants
>>27360579
I haven't watched today's episode. Was it worth watching? Any cute Dash stuff?
page 10 bumpp
Suit cute
>>27358677
>>27358689
Comfy/10. Good work, Church.
>>27369763
Rainbows love of cider is derived from her mom letting her have it when she was younger and her mum has since left/died.
Don't know how or why that picture made me think of this.
>>27369763
N'awww... This picture is giving me dashabetes
I sort of get the nicknames the wonderbolts use for eachother but picking one that was used to bully her throughout her childhood is a bit much.
Understandably they probably don't know about that and if they found out they would probably apologises and change it to somthing els.
Poor Dashie...She should say somthing
>>27374887
I don't know what it is, but something about that art style is really affecting me. Like, I feel really nostalgic looking at this, for some reason.
>>27374939
Holy fuck, you're right
Goodnight dash thread
>>27375282
Night my mane.
>>27374887
Oh God... Everytime I click on it too look at the full picture... Something hits me, it's making me a bit teary for some reason x.x
>>27374887
Why does that feel so... sad?
Time to get our mood up!
>>27375738
Oh yes! Especially after a day of lectures and an exam.
>>27375794
Welp, bump limit reached. Four more images until the next thread.
two more
Which one will be the last one?
Mission accomplished, another thread full of Dash. See ya in the next one, fellow dashfags!
>>27376114
Huzzah, see you there!