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>colts

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>filly

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603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

New episodes preview:
https://youtu.be/_1d1Ld_BJRA

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.

613 - Spice Up Your Life: Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

>>27346769
yeahhhhhhhhhhh colts win

fuck you fillies

Thread so new that no one will notice

Pony should pony pony.

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>>27346787

>>27346787
pedofag pls go

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>>27346788

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>>27346769
>>27346770
Shouldn't you kids be in school?

>>27346802
it's friday afternoon Cherbear

>>27346793
Cheer up, you wanna go get some ice cream?

Did you know that fillies are the densest material known to man? The time space in playgrounds or teen idol concerts is known to be extremely warped.

>>27346817
I want to hold her hoof

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>>27346808

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>>27346827

>>27346836
and so anon's budget was wiped out again

>>27346770
>Build Wall

>>27346860
it would be fun to feed like 20 fillies at once
I'd just get a troth and fill it with ice cream

>>27346842
It's too late, her hoof will never not be held again.

>>27346888
ponies hold hooves FOR LIFE

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Fluttershy is ready

>>27346903
safest hooves?

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>>27346930
and now that she's blindfolded it is time to put on the gloves

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Quick, post cute fillies!

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Pony made you a very ugly toast

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>>27346986

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>>27346986

>>27347011
>I liked manes before they were cool

>new AT
>new SU
>new pone
I'M ALIVE
AND I'M FEELING GREAT

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>>27347042
>I'M ALIVE
Not for long anymore

>>27346987
lolwut

>>27347059
>Remember when op wasn't a faggot?
yeah no
you can keep your silly 4chan clone.

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>>27347042
>Silicon Valley off hiatus
>new pone soon

>>27347059
please don't tell me you've done that
we already have the sub and it's really dead

>>27347004
Why does she look like wonderloli

>>27347059
>you know what would be good? if 4chan was more like Reddit, but worse
No thanks

>>27347089
I've seen that link outside of MLPG too so it is probably just a bot advertising

I like cripple-chan's furry mascot

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>>27347113

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Celestia just yev-ruu'd all over the carpet

>>27347124
come sit next to me filly, don't mind him

>>27347130
is that some sort of princess ritual

>>27347165
don't eat too many of those or you'll get fat, filly

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drink and pone all night long

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>>27347130
oh no, not again!

>Celestia Quest has been 3 years ago

>>27347202
I will ascend as Yev-ruu
of the tribe of Sunhorse
and I will have a blessed, greased figurine of a pony with me when I do

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>>27347169
There's nothing wrong with chubby fillies.

>>27347220
Except for type 2 diabetes.

Filly NEEDS to be touched.

>>27347220
I like a trim athletic filly that I can take for walks without her panting like a dog

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozDLjFUVbM

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>>27347230

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>>27347230

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>>27347246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1d1Ld_BJRA

what draw?

>>27347264
Anon sandwiching a sleepy pone inside two bean bags.

>>27347264
a filly being entered in a dog show

>>27347322
look at that BUTT

>>27347331
she is

kinda, anyway

>>27347322
Is that a shemale?

How many calories does the average pony need per day?

Fillies are not dogs and they shouldn't be treated as such.

>>27347367
Oh, okay, I guess I'll just throw all these filly treats away then...

>>27347345
a grown mare can live on about 500 calories, stallions need a little more at 800. Growing colts need 750 and fillies need about 3000 from all the fillying they do

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>>27347374

http://t-hoodie.deviantart.com/art/Central-Park-Sunday-605811158
fucking adorable

>>27347394
anthradorable

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As you can see, most ponies are born with two eye shines. However, there have been various reports of ponies inheriting three eye shines, and even more reports of two shine ponies somehow GENERATING a third shine in certain circumstances

The unicorn said he'd grant me a wish if I sucked his dick. Who can turn down an offer like that? I've seen some unicorns do some crazy stuff so I figured a simple wish would be no problem, right?
So I do. His dick's pretty big, and I've never done this sort of thing, but I manage. I guess it helps that ponies have hair triggers.
So there I am catching my breath with a belly full of candy spunk when the bastard uses some sort of ventriloquism spell on me. Makes it sounds like I just said "I wish I could suck a really big dick."
Of course, that's when his beefy friend walks in. You know the type? Big Mac's build, about the size of a real horse and hung like one too? Unicorn thinks he's real clever and asks his buddy if he can do a favor real quick. I guess he's in on the scam, because he just nods and unsheathes right in front of me.
True to his word, at least he does grant the wish. I feel that weird prickly feeling of magic going to work on my jaw and throat, all the way down to my belly. So, despite this massive stallion shoving a dick the size of my arm in my mouth, he slides right in like it's made to fit.
At first, it feels like I'm gonna choke to death. You ever hold your breath for too long so it starts to burn a little? It's like that, until it clicks that I don't need to breathe. I let go of the tension and suddenly it's all hunky-dory.
The facefucking doesn't go on much longer. He kinda goes rigid when he starts to cum. The flare's unreal though. I thought he was thick before, but can feel my abdomen stretch with his cockflesh alone, let alone the jizz.
And my god, the jizz! Guy must have cock-vored a zebra or something, because this output is unreal. He's not even done by the time he pulls out. He blasts me with the last couple of spurts and then dribbles out the rest.
"I'd say he did pretty good. Deserves a reward if you ask me."
"I wish I could do that every day!"
Fucking ventriloquism.
"Sure, I could use a roommate like you. Gotta share a bed though."

>>27347420
Well the canterlot unicorns all get plastic eye shiny surgery to make themselves look younger

>>27347425
nice

nice

>>27347379
>Anon says he needs more than 2000 calories per day
>ponies in awe

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>>27347379
This is true. Fillies are a great source of cheap energy.

I just like fillies so much.

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>>27347479
how calorie-dense are the ponies?

>>27347479
I'd have to ask them how many mares I need to eat to meet that. It would be one of my favorite things to joke around about eating ponies.

>>27347425
Anon you're dangerously gay.
Like hyper gay.
Like the kind of gay where it starts to become an issue.
Like the kind of gay other gay guys look at and say "jesus that motherfucker is gay."

>>27347512
>>27347513
Do not eat the ponies!

But I would guess Anon's diet would be lots of veggies with protein/calorie rich sides.

Maybe sneak some meat in...

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>>27347517
I just really like big stallions, alright
lay off

>>27347433
and it's exactly the character limit too!

>>27347095
Because that's exactly what she is
a wondrous loli

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>"HE'S GONNA EAT ME!"

>>27347390
You know I was joking, come on.

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Being a pony is hard from the beginning.

>>27347425
>>27347517
Just pretend it's stallion on human female
infinitely more unf

>>27347577
>making kids do their own construction work
Actually they're making prefab playgrounds so safe for kids these days they actually probably could just build it themselves

>>27347581
what
no
that's even gayer

pony

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>>27347619
two ponies
working together

unstoppable

Pony is spamming the wow emote.

I will touch all the fillies. I'll ruffle their manes whether they like it or not.

>>27347628
Usually it's the stallion that's on top.

>>27347650
filly likes it

colt wants in

>>27347628
can a pegasus hold an earth pony in air just by strenght of his dick?

>>27347652
that's not how they do things in Our Town

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>>27347664
Yes

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>>27347628
Hey, Night Glider!
Let's combine!

>>27347672
your pic explains nothing, anon

>>27347690
gattai

>>27347517
>Like the kind of gay other gay guys look at and say "jesus that motherfucker is gay."

that's kinda unf
like, is hypergay a dude who dresses like a cheap slut in public

>>27347660
I KNEW IT

2nd weeding in a row this weekend, gotta keep strong and keep my power lvl hidden
I just wanted to say that I love all of you, even the filly shitposter anon

>>27347710
>he doesn't know
poor soul

>>27347741
>weeding
what

pony's been double-jumping all over the place ever since she found a set of Delta-V thrust boots

>>27347750
he's probably talking about his weekend in last vegas.

>>27346986
>>27347124
Quick, build more walls.

>>27347804
Is it just me or is MLPG shitposting getting increasingly abstract?

>>27347818
it's normal.

It's time we storm the walls of the filly's pillow fort.

>>27347767
>weeding in vegas
that's illegal!

>>27347827
Is that a slang for vagina?

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>>27347767
>>27347837
My bros are getting married, when Im here in my basement. Somehow Im getting invited to parties anyways, gotta keep strong and keep socializing.

>>27347660
gotta bury that happiness down deep

>>27347916
Lyra and Bonbon are your bros?

>>27347923
He's friends with lyra, but Bonbon hates him

>>27347581
That's just getting cucked, anon

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>>27347923
Lyra surely would greedily hop on my hard and throbbing dick, Im not so sure about bon bon.

>>27347986
she'd expect you to hop on her's

Slice of Life was a mistake.

>>27347916
>Lesbian Weeding.
Triggered

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>>27347988
>purple filly turns into yellow filly
That must be a strong flash.

>>27347996
>was.
is.

>>27347988
Is that purple filly NOI in disguise?

>>27348014
>is
will be.

>>27348021
I think that's dinky.

>>27348003
>>27348021
I was wondering why noi was tagged in that

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>>27347990
https://derpibooru.org/1039897
Serious question right here, how does it taste?

>>27347998
Are you one of the dudes who fired Rogers?

Fillies cause 75% of all casualties in average Anons.

>>27347425
That was oddly... Nice.

>>27348034
But that's not Noi, this is Noi >>27346793

>>27348045
nah.

https://derpibooru.org/1152223

>>27348046
and the other 25% are only walls.

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>>27348048
then who is this?

>>27347963
Not if you're the human female

>>27348071
N O I

>>27348071
I HAVE BEEN TRICKED

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>>27348074
Or the stallion!

>>27348088
I'd rather be the human female between the pony and human relationship thanks.

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>>27348105
sometimes pony wants to trade

HORSE
PUSSY

>>27348060
lewd horse bits have no right looking that beautiful

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>>27348126

>>27348128
They're filled with inner light
celestia's insides must be a furnace

>>27348133
I WOULD FUCK HER HORSE PUSSY

>>27348142
>insert yourself into her ponut
>she shivers

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>>27348146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFr6uCQTIk

>>27348147
>you melt
literally
it's like putting your dick inside molten lava
you die on the spot
BAD END

>>27348128
https://derpibooru.org/1121556

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>>27348128
Reminds me of raw chicken doused in olive oil.

>>27348164
Meh.
Meeeeeeeh.
That's the blandest horsegina I've ever seen.

>>27348112
Hmm, trading for a bit wouldn't be too bad.

Daapi

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>>27348128
When it comes to Celestia, everything about her is beautiful.

boop

>>27348214
do you think Celestia makes horse noises when she sleeps

>>27348128
>that garbage
>beautiful

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>>27348246

>>27340698
>>27340698
>>27340698
>>27340698

new hoers

>>27348214
is that some sunhorse and femanon? would read green of

>>27348249
>guard walks in to wake her up
>Anon stops him
>"Ssh look, shes running. Hehe"
>her legs are slightly twitching and shes making subtle horse noises

>>27348262
you're a weird guy anon

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>>27348247
I don't think that
I KNOW that.
I sleep with her, she's my wife.

>>27348249
BACK THE FUCK OFF??

>>27348262
oh god
isaac malfunctioned
ISAAC MALFUNCTIONED
CALL THE ARMY, HE'S LOOSE

>>27348262
That's not a new horse.
That's the old stale horse.
You just put a hat on her.

>>27348214
THE SUN IS SHIT
POLLUX IS OBJECTIVELY COOLER
I wish Pollux's Celestia read me stories.

>>27348268
there is no fucking green you /mlp/ sucm

>>27348276
that reminds me I was putting together a hat collage of all the hats Dash wore
I forgot about that, also i can't find the image now

>>27348291
>muh piss

>you will never run your fingers down celestia's long, horsey neck while she's sleeping

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what do you even like about celestia

>>27348313
everything on Celestia is long and horsey

>>27348322
her big horsey dick

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please not respond to this post

>>27348328
Oh.
Oh dear.

>>27348322
like, man
I can't even begin

that'd be like asking me why I waifu lapis
it just is

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>>27348322
I loved her in season 1, but I have a feeling we'll never see that Celestia again. She was pretty funny in Slice of Life but that's really all we've gotten for her.

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>>27348347
TWO WAIFUS

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>>27348346
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

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playful predator and prey fetish with pony

>>27348395
beach episode when

>>27348393
I've never really thought about what that would be like from the pony's perspective

>>27348389
go away, you shitty version of Rumble

[sp[sp[spoiler]oiler]o[spo[spoiler]iler]iler][sp[s[/spoiler]poiler]oiler][/spoi[[/ss[/spoiler]/spoiler]oiler]spoiler]ler][/s[/s[/spoiler]poiler]po[/spoiler]iler]

>>27347818
based on >>27348425, I'm going to say yes

>>27348415
first of all, how dare you

>>27348425
[/spoiler]

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>>27348393
I want it.

I need it.

>>27348439
>sheets have more vaginas than ponies
mooods

NOBBY LOVES FLUTTERSHY

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>>27348454
you're just seeing what you want to see
I bet this looks like an adorable pony to you doesn't it?

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>>27348457
he told me the other day he wishes he were more like Fluttershy, and that he wants a girlfriend like Fluttershy, and also he wants Fluttershy to be his mom

>>27348457
don't be silly
nobody loves fluttershy

>>27348457
He loves a kangaroo zootopia OC more.
Possibly even more than he likes ponk.

>>27348466
>They look like ponies to you?

>>27348466
Nah, it kinda looks like a slut.

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>>27348478
Fluttershy is a great mare.

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>>27348480

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>>27348503
one day you will get your comeuppance

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>>27348504
she'd be a good cuddle side mare

>>27347042
new Archer
it's like 2011 all over again lads

If a black filly crosses your path is it good luck?

>>27348520
But someone aready cameuppher today!

>>27348538
only if you walk under her

>>27348538
fillies are always a blessing

>>27346817
I hope the little girls like Derpy as much as we do

>>27348538
Yes, if your wallet is still there.

Filly wonders who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

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>>27348543

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>>27348532
>side mare
My only mare.

TALKING TO MY CELLPHONE

>>27348564
hey anon
I'll tell you a secret
rarity's coat color isn't white

>>27348585
WHOA DUDE I'M BLIND I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE

>people actually like fluttershy
now that's autism

>>27348595
>dashfags
kill yourself bronylord

>>27348601
>triggered flutterfag
Dash is the better pony, anon

>>27348592
yeah, it's actually black
but she gets a complete weekly body bukkake at the spa and lets it air-dry.
Why do you think she takes so many trips to the spa?

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>>27348601
I thought most of us loved her too

>>27348214
Even her insatiable friend lust?

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>>27348595
>>27348601
>>27348612
Dash and Fluttershy are best friends. You can't have one without the other.

Pony says no but pony's ponut says yes.

STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU
I'M SERIOUS

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>>27348393

Anthro or humanized?

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>>27348637
muh

>>27348657
man that one on the left is really into it

Applejack is a very pretty pony.

>>27348634
Why is pony's butt voice so....baritone?

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>>27348681
most of them are

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>>27348681
Mares are all pretty ponies.

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>>27348688
>see-through

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I REALLY like her mane.

Pick a pony, any pony.

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>>27348726

>>27348726
JET SET

>>27348718
Would you try to chew on it to make sure it isnt taffy?

>>27348687
Ponies' butt voice actually seems to be coming from the closet.

>>27348726
Mur

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>>27348726
ピーチフィリー

>>27348726
Princess Celestia!

We should build a wall to keep the fillies out.

We should allow the fillies to come and go as they please

>>27348770
we should build a door to let the fillies in.

>>27348779
a tiny door with a flap

>>27348779
We should build a sentry gun to keep the fillies out.

prettied up with nowhere to go and nothing to do

week 134

>>27348770
>>27348779
>>27348788
I agree. We need a wall to stop illegal filly immigration. Then a big beautiful flap door.

We still want fillies, they will still be allowed in but legally. We only want the best fillies.

>>27348795
Have you tried being a slut?

>>27348736
No, it's too rich and luminous for that.

>>27348797
all the fillies are good fillies

We should make more colts.

>>27348802
yes
being a manlet makes that lifestyle unfeasible

>>27348846
Have you tried becoming the shota?
It's very important to know your hentai archetype.

>>27348827
all the walls are good walls.

>>27348726
spike

>>27348886
watcha watchin poner?

>>27348393
I want to lick pony's cutiemark and nibble on her inner thigh.

>>27348915
something fluttershy recommended

>>27348876
Well yes
It's hard finding those with the same tastes though, and I am not into yaoi lyf

>>27348923
that sounds like it might be a collection of youtube videos titled "the top 10 cutest animals they didn't want you to know about!"

>>27348923
Fucking nature documentaries
Literally, nature documentaries of animals matting.

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Who is excited about horse tomorrow

>>27348951
the right people

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>>27348951
it's a Christmas episode in fucking May

I'm excited because it's pone
but what the fuck

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>>27346765
In case you want to, these two books should be out in a little over 3 days on the 17th if you want to at least add that Cadence book. I'll try to have them out that morning sometime after I get out of work.

>>27348931
https://youtu.be/bkcxwLVIeTY

when the filly dont listen

A Classic Filly Nursery Rhyme:

~We should build a wall
To keep the fillies out~

~We should build a door
To let the fillies in~

~We should make a gun
to keep the fillies out~

~We should make a hole
To let the fillies in~

If the first sung in the 1900's during the First Filly Exchange, where, at the time, trade of fillies was highly unregulated, resulting in rapidly changing laws in the trade.

>>27348951
I am excite for new musical and slightly evil looking horse tomorrow.

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>>27330154
>>27330154

>>27348951
HORS

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>>27348967

ponemas has come early anonymous!

>>27348971
>Sunset AND SciTwi in a book
I need that book.

>>27349000
>ponemas
is that a pony enema
do ponies even clean toxins

>>27349004
I'm thinking it would be best to storytime that one in a separate thread after the Cadence one in case of EqG drama. Not sure how much that hate still burns nowadays.

>>27349022
so long as you get it uploaded buddy

>>27349033
It'll be up regardless, so you don't need to worry about that. I haven't read the other books Finn has done either, so I'm not to sure how that book will turn out.

>>27348992
What enjoyment do you get out of this?

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>>27348971
I wonder what Twilight's surprise is

>>27348971
Applejack's footie pajamas are fucking adorable.

Without Rarity to do make overs or Dash for awkward lesbian stuff though that sleep over is going to be shit. Even with Twilight's glittery horse cock.

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>>27349099
I swear to god, if any of you niggers say "her dick"...

I want to drop Scootaloo from a cliff to see if she learns to fly.

Of course she doesn't know that there's a pile of rock shaped pillows at the bottom of the cliff just in case.

They're filled with rocks for extra authenticity.

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>>27349095
artifictial social interaction, Im just tired so Im using the old tricks for (you)
Ill go sleep now, happy posting anons

>>27349119
her balls

smug face

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>>27349147
>Twilight has a big pair of horse balls.
>But no futa cock to go with them. Just a regular vagina.
>When she cums, her vag oozes out jizz

>>27349147
her balls aren't a surprise at all
it's not like she can hide them with her tail

they're just out there all the time

>>27349172
Twilight wears a latex ball-bra

Do not dump a bee keeper pone.
They will put bees in your bed.
Bees do not like to cuddle.

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>>27349230
some do

>>27349147
>"I know I told you guys about my dick, but check this out!"

>>27349168
that's disgusting

>>27349147
Pinkie stashes balls down there for ball emergencies?

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>>27349209
>when you start getting cuddly with Twilight and the bulge in her crotch twitches

>>27349327
You can cuddle my cold, dead body.

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>why does everyone here think I'm a stallion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M

>>27349327
If Sweetie Belle shoots lead into me I'll shoot semen into her

>>27349350
roleplaying is against the rules, anon

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>>27349352

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>>27349358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc

>>27349350
Probably because you have a giant cock, and only stallions have cocks.

>>27349350
I want to be twilight's broodmare
I want her to impregnate me with her marecock

>>27349372
>>27349370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoq1c1CQA-k

>>27349370
princesses do too
most of them just have the decorum to keep them hidden

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you ever look at nudes of yourself from a few years ago

and want to kill yourself

>>27349388
no to the first part
yes to the second

>>27349388
>having nudes of yourself
post 'em

Squeaky Ponies.

>>27349432
Squeaky clean ponies

>>27349451
towel dried ponies

Did you know filly treats are actually made from pure amphetamines? Delicious, all American amphetamines.

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>>27349388
>you ever look at nudes of yourself from a few years ago

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>>27349453
floofy

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Over time Rainbow Dash developed a taste for light bondage.

>>27349465
he's probably just a pony

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>>27349476
how did it start?

>>27349483
if he's a pony why would he want to kill himself?

>>27349508
To go back to Equestria?

>>27349476
That's cute.

>>27349500
A pony was experimenting with one of her partners and she liked it.

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>>27349500
oh wait I already know the answer to that

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>>27349557
It can also work the other way if Rainbow is in her "scary bitch" mode.

>>27349572
> "scary bitch" mode.
you mean otherwise known as being a twat

its shit

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>>27349572
She doesn't seem like the type to just get off on that. She can be a bitch but only when it serves a purpose. Then again this is venturing dangerously into headcanon land so whatever floats your boat.

>>27349596
You're talking about My Little Pony. You already have nothing to lose.

How much would you realistically pay for a pony?
I need to know for reasons.

>>27349382
princess please breed me

>>27349631
(you)

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>>27349627
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LOSE

>>27349673
I want to gently place a cracker in her mouth.

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>>27349678

>>27349596
I can't help but fall in love with her. How many ponies have felt in love with her? Their number will probably triple in the near future.
What is she gonna do about that?