607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 is storytimed here!
>>27326578
A Wonderbolt isn't realized in a day, and all of Rainbow Dash's idols had their own hardships setting out. They've doubtless got many more anecdotes besides - life can be rather colorful for performing pegasi. And she never quite voiced the whys of not wanting the nickname to them anyhow. So if she can deal with their use of it, she can forge a new set of memories associated with it that are much more palatable to her.Besides, she'll gets to start using their nicknames.
>>27325103
Previous thread.
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>fillyposting
>>27330154
>Shield badge
NYX CONFIRMED
Coltposting
Best pony has a cute face.
>>27330188
The admin of clop.us shut down his game after two and a half years and released his source code.
Mirror up at reclop.tk
>>27330199
what
>>27330191
why is she so hot
>>27330154
Did we see any of the other badges?
>>27330204
>skintight uniform
>pegasus
>rarity hair and lashes
>>27330202
isnt there a horror story about this
>>27330188
>>27330154
She's lucky Crash can be easily turned into a cool nickname especially if they ever do any combat missions.
Still it will be a couple months at best before we see her do anything cool
You wouldn't %%VERB a filly.
CALLSIGNS?
>>27330232
I'm going to fucking die
that's too cute
I expected to miss the beginning of new horse while I was showering. Oh well, least I get to new horse.
>>27330220
>>27330216
The last thing isn't that hot to be honest. Dash's regular hair is hotter. I like it simple. Especially if the girl is supposed to be a cool athletic powerhorse.
>>27330232
>>27330245
boy horses are cutest horses
>>27330276
Yes
>>27330220
oh it's a quote
>Barry Wilmore
>“You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”
>>27330235
Contrary to some of the others, her nickname is pretty great and not even necessarily negative.
I also liked Clipper a lot.
>>27330256
>>27330285
space horror is great
>>27330256
... that is actually pretty terrifying. You can't even run from Nightmirez because you are on a fucking space station.
>>27330261
it's pretty hot on her, I'm not too into rarity but the hair and lashes on dash is sexy
>>27330188
ColtRain
ColtWayne
ColtPain
ColtMaim
ColtLane
ColtCane
ColtCrane
ColtMane
ColtTame
ColtLame
ColtBane
ColtVain
>>27330324
Space Horror a shit
>>27330304
ClipperCrash. It makes so much sense.But seriously I'd rather them use normal names to call each other the next time we see them
>>27330324
>>27330350
Deep sea horror is where it's at
majestic
horse
penises
>>27330335
ColtTrain
>>27330256
dude
>>27330350
I know right.
>Check repair missions
>Check spacesuits in storage
>Tell outside Ramirez to show me his air levels
>If they don't go down then he's obviously a space parasite
>Burn inside Ramirez' blood after rest of crew restrains him
This is basic protocol every nasa astronaut should know.
wonderbolts
sexual
hazing
>>27330358
For the record, that footage is real, it's a species of a certain sea creature but this one is unknown as it's several times larger than it's normal counterparts.
No spoops here.
>What is this place?
>>27330387
filled with so many wonders?
>>27330387
You're not wanted here.
what was spitfire's nickname?
>>27330397
Swallowfire
>>27330397
Shithead
>>27330376
Well not really. They're professionals. Right? For the same reason I don't think that love between the wonderbolts is encouraged at all.
caption this
>>27330422
>I sucked your dick while you were asleep!
>>27330414
What if Wonderbolt preen hazing? Least best flyer has to get preened by everyone else.
>>27330435
Not the other way around? Ancient pegasi probably had slaves do that for them.
>>27330439
can I pet the seapony
>>27330358
>>27330397
Rainbow Crashier
>>27330440
but the preened pony is so embarressed and given a confused ahegao look from the preening sensation.
All the wonderbolts think it's cute and treat her like a pet.
>>27330471
now i am imagining a nervous rookie mare inadvertently cumming while being preened
she squirts a little, too, which adds to her cute embarrassment
>>27330397
Spit Backfire or Cum Dryer
>>27330397
spit fire- the sexual desire
>>27330397
Spitroast-fire
>>27330501
>>27330517
Those would require Dash to know sexual innuendos.
>>27330530
>>27330397
dick sucker
you won't guess how she got that nickname
>>27330537
it's not something she's proud of
>>27330530
does rainbow dash know what sex is?
>>27330552
Fluttershy told her
probably
>>27330385
the deep sea is horrifying
>>27330458
Need an mlp version of this with anon and a pony just neighing
>>27330435
i finally looked up exactly what preening is and its pretty gross.
nipple like holes secret preen oil and birds spread the oil over the feathers to help them keep their shape for better flying efficiency
>>27330534
Ouch. Who broke Dashies foreleg like that?
Fillies will be the villains for the S6 finale.
>>27330552
She probably calls it "birds and bees."
She knows what it is but it's still very embarassing subject. She would have to finally find a boyfriend to start calling it sex and talk about it with her friends.
At least that's my guess.
>>27330397
Splitfire.
>>27330593
cause she can do splits?
>>27330324
>>27330358
They're both freaking awesome.
>>27330566
that's adorable
imagine fluttershy whispering in dash's ear what sex is as her eyes grow wide
>>27330603
What would pony horror be like?
>>27330599
Man, Soarin is so cute
>>27330631
People have no reason to hate him.
>>27330631
He is a silly if easily distracted pony
>>27330631
Why did that whole incident make him so super uncomfortable?
>>27330619
ponies are horrified by the brutality of war
>>27330650
And he's a nice guy. Good with mares.
>>27330664
not sure if he should smash or not
>>27330700
legs are the best
>>27330619
It would involveno more ponies, ever.
>>27330674
It's so metal. Dash has seen some shit. Why is she so brave?
>>27330664
>>27330725
>mechanical wings are canon
why arnt we seeing more unicorns and earth ponys using them
>>27330733
they are probably build over real wings.
>>27330687
how is that even a question?
>>27330733
they are canon only to an alternate timeline so far
maybe a development spurred on by the war or some such
>>27330733
I assume that both of them are missing the muscles you would have to attach them to.
>>27330733
They don't have pegasus magic
Cute zebras.
anyone got any cutiemark ideas for a mare who loves having sex with dogs?
not diamond dogs just regular dogs
>>27330755
Apples.
>>27330755
>>27330745
cute horses
>>27330755
>>27330755
god what was that artists name again?
anyway, you know who I mean, take her name and turn it into a cutie mark somehow
>Try to make pony race in Stellaris
>They are absolute shit
>First alien race is Xenophobic Militaristic slavers
>The defeat me without problem
Pony should not go in space. It's too dangerous and cruel for them
>>27330802
lemon
>>27330784
>>27330810
>>27330815
no, the futashy one
>>27330815
I'm pretty sure he's talking about CartoonLion or something like that
>>27330810
Well of course you lost, you didn't utilize the power of friendship by sending ambassadors to them!can you play the robots?
>>27330829
Yes, that's the name!
And it's so easy to turn into a cutie mark, too
>>27330825
megasweet?
>>27330837
>>27330837
Oh god what
>>27330824
greatest allies
>>27330833
Not from the start. You can build them later in the game and then there's a disaster where they go full sentient on your ass if you upgrade them to Synth or have them normal but make sentient AI.
They are OP as fuck though. Mods will make them playable later I guess. As all other Paradox games it's incredibly easy to mod.
>>27330394
>>27331004
>they go full sentient on your ass
why can we never have sentient AIs without them trying to kill their makers
>>27331064
You need a huge number of them before it even has a chance to happen so if you keep only 1-2 per planet it shouldn't happen.
fillies cock voring colts
>>27330471
>>27330481
tfw you will never be preened by your mother or the wonderbolts
>>27331089
rumble really has to stop giving them all this hentai crap, it gives filly the wrong ideas
>>27330998
Do not clog pony's cervix.
You though filly was going to fight honorably until three more fillies poured into the room and started ganking you
Filly asks you to stop spreading lies about her on the Internet.
>>27331119
unf
>>27331109
>dream of bulbous treehouse:(
>>27331098
Rumble won't be able to now.
https://derpibooru.org/1145963
>incest
>impregnation
>an egg being attacked by sperm
that gets an unf from me
>>27331140
Fun fact: semen gums up soon after ejaculation to help plug in the sperm and keep cumpetition out
I just can't wait for the next episode
>>27331181
hey hey hey
>>27331178
>an egg being attacked by sperm is a real tag
my boner is dead because I can't stop laughing
>>27331178
what the fuck anon
>>27331192
It really is a good tag, too
>>27331196
I know, right?
>>27331192
>>27331179
Same reason why the tip of a dick is shaped like a mushroom, for scraping.
>>27331178
awful
>>27331252
>lying on the internet
>>27331192
Probably because it's the most concise way to describe it.
>>27331178
>anthro
>kanashiipanda
>>27331236
why human dicks cant flare up?
What if you were haunted by a ghost pone?
https://derpibooru.org/1149748
>people actually like this garbage
>>27330397
Horse pussy because her outfit ripped on her first day and no one told her
>>27331359
Are you gay or something.
>>27331359
What's wrong with it
>>27331359
It's not even terrible.
>>27331359
i would hit it
>>27331377
>>27331378
>>27331380
>>27331388
am i being memed
>>27331359
>reading derpi comments
I don't know why I do this to myself.
Also aside from having no nostrils there's nothing wrong with it you jerk.
>>27330725
>One winged warrior
I'm surprised they didn't make it "One Winged angel."
https://derpibooru.org/1073969
>people actually like this garbageam i doing it right?
>>27331395
Is disagreeing with your opinion going to lead in to some HURR NEWFAGS RUINING MY MULPUG faggotry, anon?
>>27331406
what's your fucking damage
http://i.imgur.com/nk80pje.gif
>I actually like this garbage
Kingdom of Equestria
Enlightened Monarchy
Fanatic Xenophile, Pacifist
Communal / Charismatic / Natural Sociologists / Slow Learners
>>27331415
Anon are you okay?
Like, for real.
>>27331415
It's a very low quality discussion tactic to insult instead of making an argument.
Don't put the ponies in garbage
>>27331432
What argument is there to be made when someone ask if they're being "memed on" because someone doesn't agree with their opinion?
>>27331433
>>27331236
Pony: Why does your dick look like that?
>FOR SCRAPING
>>27331442
I thought that was aimed at the guy calling it garbage.
>>27331442
>I think thing is bad
>Okay, what makes it bad?
>you gay
>no it isn't
>I'd fuck it
>nice memes
It's a shit conversation.
>>27331236
>>27331451
Scrape
And lick.
>>27331429
>>27331432
>>27331442
>>27331462
get help, all of you
>>27331451
TO PROHIBIT THE BIRTH OF MY ENEMIES' CHILDREN
I SHALL DENY THEM ACCESS TO THE WOMB
THROUGH DICK, CONQUERING
I bet it's the short tail that's the problem.
>>27331492
I don't know about you but I was was a mare this would get me wet.
>>27331462
When did I say it wasn't?
Post butts
>>27331510
>>27331536
http://imgur.com/nDodIVF
>>27331536
>>27331536
Best butt
>>27331536
>>27331552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZozXCpPNO5c
Show me yourmost daughterfu-ablefilly, MLPG.
>>27331542
man if I was a mare I would let all the anons ravish me
shit would be great
>>27331596
>>27330202
Ya wanna put a bangin donk on it.
>>27331607
>>27331618
Jesus christ where was this
She isn't aging well
>>27331607
>>27331607
>>27331639
Yeah but her tits still look nice
>>27331610
I'dliterally be too nervous to do anything toyou.
>>27331639
shes 43 u know
>>27331607
Do [spoilers]Satyrs[/spoiler] count?
>>27331610
>all the anons
I don't think so, she's mine. MINE. I'll kill every last motherfucker that tries to take her.
>>27331696
what
>>27331663
Holy fuck I beefed it
>>27331663
I want this one to be my daughter.
If I was a mare I'd camwhore for MLPG and go on dates with anons for money.
>>27331718
>If I were a mare I'd act like Rarity
You sit on your porch, drinking. Pony screams in doppler as she dashes past in a panic, letting out a squeal of fear as the anon bursting out of the bushes tosses his bola, wrapping around her legs and tripping her. The anon rips off his pants and begins raping the pony right there on your yard.
You finish up your beer and go inside, locking the door behind you.
>>27331725
Suck my fucking cock
>>27331735
>>27331733
Why am I outside?
Since when could I afford alcohol?
>>27331618
I find it ironic that they didn't have her voice Rarity. They're both huge sluts.
>>27331718
Would the dates be strictly business or would you legitimately give them a chance.
>>27331733
Man, the neighbors are into some kinky shit.
>>27331718
Anon you would be the exact same autistic, shut in, social-phobia-having nerd. But in a female horses body.
Nothing would change.
>>27331738
Sorry, I'm not Rarity
>>27331758
>becoming Moondancer
Could be worse
>>27331752I'd be constantly searching for a sugaranon to buy me stuff and even when I found one I'd still date other anons. So strictly business.We'd probably fuck if I had a good time
>>27331776
You could sell your sweat stained horse panties on the internet.
>>27331758
I'm telling you if I was a cute mare all my problems would go away.
>>27331795
That's cool.
>>27331776
>implying
I want to huff Moondancer's sweater.
>>27330324
what about christian horror
>The more often he feels without acting, the less he will be able ever to act, and, in the long run, the less he will be able to feel.”
>[M]an has been accustomed, ever since he was a boy, to having a dozen incompatible philosophies dancing about together inside his head. He doesn't think of doctrines as primarily "true" or "false," but as "academic" or "practical," "outworn" or "contemporary," "conventional" or "ruthless." Jargon, not argument, is your best ally in keeping him from the Church. Don't waste time trying to make him think that materialism is true! Make him think it is strong or stark or courageous—that it is the philosophy of the future. That's the sort of thing he cares about.”
>“By this method thousands of humans have been brought to think that humility means pretty women trying to believe they are ugly and clever men trying to believe they are fools. And since what they are trying to believe may, in some cases, be manifest nonsense, they cannot succeed in believing it and we have the chance of keeping their minds endlessly revolving on themselves in an effort to achieve the the impossible.”
>>27331817
>I want to huff Moondancer's sweater
But she probably washes it now
>>27331596
I shouldn't like this.
I shouldn't think that Tara's entire career is just an excuse to get gangbangs.
I shouldn't think about all the dicks she goes through every con.
postimportantwizards
>>27331841
>>27331835
>wanting to be gangbanged by sweaty, smelly nerds
>>27331852
Why are they so cute together
>>27331852
When will they be getting married?
>>27331864
>famous woman with a fetish for sweaty smelly nerds
This is just like my Japanese comics.
>>27331841
*impotent
That's what filly calls a sticky situation.
>>27331925
Has filly been hanging out with zebras again?
Who said that
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
>>27331937
>suddenly remember that screencap about the guy in the military who was struggling not to correct his sergeant when he called bronies "brownies"
>>27331869
Never because she's gay for Trixie.
>>27331989
Hot your six.
>>27331996
I'm pretty sure she's bisexual.
>>27332008
I choose to believe all ponies are bisexual
>>27331933
>>27332006
Thanks anon.
>>27332033
>a plushie so ugly, it was cancelled
>>27332044
Actually, she's irradiated.
>>27332019
My nigga.
I miss Babs
She had the hottest humanizations
>>27332019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_pride_flag
This flag reminds me of something...
>>27332060
Hanging around the shipments of cobalt x-ray sources again, eh?
>>27331996
Starlight is a straight, down to earth family centric pony
This is canonized in show by her desire to build a small community and her romantic relationship with Spike
>>27332119
They're just buddies
Snack time!
Breed the tallhorses.
I need pictures.
Pictures of adult blank flanks.
>>27332232
>>27332073
She was pretty great.
>>27332238
Let me amend that.
Canon adult blank flanks.
Fleetfoot.
>>27332254
>>27332257
R U 'avin' a giggle, m8
>>27332257
Human Pinkie would have, like, 2/3 of her entire body covered in tattoos.
>>27332295
Temporary tattoos maybe
and she would change them every couple days
>>27331864
Again, shouldn't, but do.
>>27332316
>ywn kiss human pinkie's temp tattoo covered ass
>>27332316
Pinkie is a grown-ass adult who would get regular-ass tattoos.
She's also get her ear lobes stretched.
As long as you love pony, everything will be okay.
>>27332379
awww yeah
>>27332343
Pinkie would never stop being a little kid
>>27332295
She'd also be a SJW.
>>27332398
SJWs are the epitome of anti-fun puritans. Pinkie is too laid back and free-spirited to be an SJW.
>>27332379
>everything will be okay
>>27332398
I don't see it
>>27332416
Nope, not ringing any bells.
>>27332416
you're ponk!
>>27332490
>>27332524
I remember when that episode first aired
>"Rainbow Dash likes chicks!"
Why did the Rainbow Dyke meme die out
>>27332395
I want to give Ponko MDMA and watch her grind all over everyone.
>>27332563
please do not drug the ponies
they are already too friendly as it is
>>27332607
it's too bad we didn't get to see her putting that suit on, it would have been cute to see her snootle pop through that hole
>>27332575
>Give Twilight a "magic study+ potion"
>it's just meth dissolved in some grape soda.
>>27332626
>not just calling it Crystal Math
>pony.twilightsparkle^cuddles(anon)
Did it work?
>>27332633
No, you don't want the ponies to cotton on to the fact you're drugging them.
Make them think you're using arcane human magiks and potions.
What sort of monster would want to drug the ponies
>>27332780
An anon with a video camera and a great idea for a youtube channel
>>27332772
thanks derpy
>>27332780
Someone making lures
>>27332654
>>27332626
>She gets shot by a Mexican in Florida.
>>27332654
Nah ah ah!
>>27332793
>>27332861
RUDE
AND ILLEGAL
>>27332633
Bring the fillies.
>>27332889
>>27332923
bring them where?
>>27332861
You've got mail.
>>27332960
It'll take 9 months to fully deliver though.
HELLO PONIES!???!!!!
>>27332861
>Assaulting a federal employee.
>>27332960
I want to deliver my mail into Derpy's wombwithout paying postage
>>27333019
mmmyes?
>>27333023
it's not assault if they cum too
>>27330397
Waterspout
after she pissed herself from fear from realizing how dangerous one stunt seemed to her
chocotastic!
>>27333089
that's not how hoofs work
>>27333171
then show us how hooves work, use the filly
>>27333168
So how long until Dash realises that now she's a Wonderbolt, she's achieved her dream and it's all downhill from here.
>>27333216
downhill is good
you go faster
>>27333168
Rainbow Dash is a verycutepony.
>>27333239
You go faster until you hit the bottom
Then you abruptly stop
>>27333039
What is it about that pose that's so good?
>>27333309
she's used to it
>>27333309
sexts get
>>27333333
>>27333340
Ooh, so close.
>>27333333
Wasted
>>27333100
Huh, and by hentai law it means she is owned by you too...
>>27333349
A classic. Fic doesn't really seem to do much lately though.
>>27333370
Isn't he doing that trap quest? Or is that finished?I miss that Peachbottom blog
>>27333352
>hentai law
>>27332255
Wonderbolts are such qts
>>27333390
There is that I suppose, but I meant more like other things involving goldie or anyone else really. Lewdish things in general.
>>27333352
>>27333100http://exhentai.org/g/818826/4ccecf6cf2/
>>27333418
>Lewdish things in general.
Isn't the colt in that trap quest getting fucked sideways by everything? I am certain I saw a picture of him getting gangbanged by a bunch of non-rhyming zebras
>>27333436
you have to stop doing that every time we fuck, pinko
>>27333436
>ear flop
>knee twitch
>eye flutter
That means beautiful rainbow, doesn't it?
>>27333431
>Isn't the colt in that trap quest getting fucked sideways by everything?
Not even close. The lewds aren't as heavy in there as you'd think.
>I am certain I saw a picture of him getting gangbanged by a bunch of non-rhyming zebras.
That did happen, yes. But that was quite a while ago.
And I would like to see more of goldie as it is, it's amusing to see his cross dressing shenanigans.
>>27333459
>try to sleep with pony
>she stays up all night awooing
>>27333463
Oh.
But yeah, more Goldie would be cool.
Is "shoutingisfun" here???
>>27333486
he usually stops by on friday to drop off a comic
The pony is a lie.
>>27333494
tell him i love him
>>27333482
Yes, that's the good stuff i'm talking about. But he's on a vacay of sorts at the moment,(at least from the internet as far as i'm aware of).
Either way I can't wait to see more from him.
>>27333514
More than his wife?
>>27333494
shout is my nigga
Don't dare to summon the fillies.
>>27333538
I prefer to be the one who gets summoned
>>27333527
maybe
>>27333530
He's a good man
>>27333551
A girl with a little meat is good, but fat sucks
>>27333564
You suck
You suck more dick than Pinkie Pie and Cherry Jubilee combined.
>>27333486
http://mlpg.co/art/res/9696.html
>>27333572
On ponies Cookie Crumble, Cupcake, and Cherry Jubilee are as big as if go.
Anything bigger is too much
>>27333549
shut up peanuts
>>27333551
>>27333572
>>27333664
Do you think mares enjoy going to the greasy slut for the sex appeal or do they just go there for the burgers?
>>27333585
UNF
Pony will at first be very subtle and indirect about her desires/
>>27333721
Go on...
>>27333664
>rubbing two chubby ponuts
unf
>>27333711
>>27333701
>>27333747
>Applejack too tired after work for some late night snuggle
>she just lays there half asleep while you try to get busy
Why are ponies such sluts?
>>27333760
WHERE IS THE PORN SHOUT?
>>27333800
Never
>>27333783
They aren't sluts at all, anon. They just know that releasing pent-up sexual urges with each other makes them better and more productive workers.
>>27333813
She must waste a lot of money on temporary tattoos.
>>27333814
>better and more productive
I fap every day and I can't get shit done
>>27333783
Love is a real, tangible force in their world.
It builds up inside them so they're constantly looking for ways to release it.
can you draw Pinkie looking at her reflection in a balloon?
>>27332255
Close enough.
>>27330392
Casting its spell
>>27333847
Rainbow Dash is cool
delete this
>>27333875
ON TWI'S PROLAPSED REEECTUUUM
I've stopped browsing here since the end of S4 and was feeling nostalgia, what's new since then in the land of MLP/MLPG? Is the show decent still?
>>27333943
>what's new since then in the land of MLP/MLPG?
We've all fallen in love with Sunset Shimmer.
>>27333943
S5 and S6 are great you jackoff, watch the show
>>27333961
If you had to rank the seasons in order of quality what would it be? I'm assuming/hoping S3 is still the worst.
>>27333954
fuck off.
>>27333961
fucking this, watch the show
>>27333979
How could you not love this beautiful hotdog face?
>>27333977
1=2=3=4=5=56=6=7
>>27333998
I don't have yellow fever
>>27333977
S1>S2=S5>S4>S3
>>27334004
>Season 56
You fucking what
>>27333977
S5
S4
S2
S1
S3
S3 isn't even bad.
Oh and one more question: is Rarity still objectively best pony?
>>27334005
Here have a non-mustard Shamarammer
>>27334029
objectively slut for sure
>>27334029
she never was
>>27334029
The fairing goes
Tree Kicker
Squiggletail
Ponka Poe
Top Cunt
Worst Princess
>>27334029
Yes.
And she always will be.
>>27334028
>S3 isn't even bad.
>>27334037
disgusting
>>27334056
It wasn't that bad desu especially songs
>>27334037
I'll admit, being a ginger beats being a yellow freak with condiment hair.
>>27334045
>Worst Princess
yeah pretty much.
Someone who can afford to just lock herself away for days at a time re-arranging books mustn't have many responsibilities.
>>27334056
It's not.
It's not the best season, but there are some good episodes in there. The main reason people think it was so bad is because it was so short so the bad episodes stick out more.
>>27330733
Pegasi have brain regions and nerves dedicated to flight and wing control, there else the others don't.
If you don't think Rarity is the best pony you're pretty stupid.
>>27334062
>songs
okay you've got me there, they were pretty good
>>27334084
Did Rarity just shit her horse pants?
>>27334084
What if I think she's not the best pony but she is the prettiest pony?
>>27334097
Then you're okay in my book.
This pony
>>27334121
is ugly
>>27334121
Sapphire Shores a cute
Filly can't wait for her beach episode.
I want a coltfriend episode
I would really like an episode where Rarity takes a trip with her whole family or something.
I want an episode about ponies.
Wouldn't that be cool?
>>27334173
I want an episode aboutfemalediamond dogs
>>27334187
>not ponies
I want an episode where Pinkie Pie isn't a scream pink retard.
>>27334173
fuck you
you get a griffon episode
>>27334084
sauce?
And I agree, she is best pony.
I want a hat.
>>27334193
I want an episode where Pinkie Pie shakes her ass directly at the camera
I got a rock.
>>27334200
Applejack plz
now is not the time for hats, you stupid horse.
I want to be in a lot of pain right now.
>>27334193
>scream pink retard
PINK RETARD
I want someone to edit genitals on every episode of a season of their choosing.I remember some people were going to do that with S1 but it went nowhere
>>27334227
Well, you can guess how that will go.
>>27334227
I know there's at least two episodes edited in this way. All I remember is that one of them is Dragonshy.
>>27334227
It's a dumb idea and I'm glad it went under
>>27334254
You're a dumb idea.
I hope you go under.
>>27334260
I'll go under your mom faggot.
>>27334227
>>27334254
>>27334260
i thought it was a joke
i know they did one episode but i thought that was just part of the joke
>>27334124
SOO HARD
>>27334253
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55efaaefdb28d
kek, found it
>>27334124
That Pony is too cat like
>>27334268
I'll suck your dad's dick, you little bitch.
>>27333757
that secretary pony is super duper cutei want her to call me Mister A
>>27333800
>>27333813
i like his art better without porn, somehow
shout is special like that
>>27333459
it's such a cute comic
>>27334283
but ponies are cats?
>>27334308
Does Pinkie want sum rainbow fuk?
>>27334281
>No teats
>no stallion wieners
It's almost perfect
>wanting to see teats and cocks
>>27334343
What if you rubbed the cocks
on the teats?
>>27334343
>not wanting to see teats and cocks.
>>27334355
I like the way you think
>>27334322
People always post this. I like these cats better. I don't even like cats, but it's just better.
>>27334214
Does AJ just hate not having a hat or what?
>>27334421
She's clearly autistic.
>>27334426
You're clearly autistic.
>>27334476
D E D E D E D E D E D E D E D
She's playing the song of our people, and it's really awful and repetitive.
friendship glands
Filly said heroes never die.
>>27334525
fillies never die
>>27334525
For a price.
Just use your eyes
This time no lies
Just don't disguise
WHO YOU ARE INSIDE
>>27334661
EVERYWHERE YOU GO
FRIENDSHIP THERE WILL GROW
YOU'LL FIND THAT IT'S THE KEY
FRIENDS CAN CHANGE THE WORLD YOU'LL SEE
I was sleeping and dreamt I was eating a big ol' hamburger and bit my tongue really bad.
>>27332559
>Why did the Rainbow Dyke meme die out
too many faggots started waifuing her
>>27334669
>>27332559
people like xieril invaded mlpg.
>>27334661
>>27334664
S5 had some great songs, I hope this season has surprises in store.
>>27334692
I doubt anything will ever top A True True Friend though.
>>27332616
>Watching a Wonderbolt put on a skin tight suit.
>>27334682
But what is she going to do with her chubby?
>>27334661
This song is too fucking catchy I hate it
I put Starlight in the trash where she belongs.
Two days and nine hours
A HERD OF WILD GAY STALLIONS IS GOING THROUGH YOUR TOWN ON A DICKSUCKING RAMPAGE
what do
>>27334806
Point out that they are already gay and have dicks.
Watch them tear each other apart.
>>27334504
ponatomy is fascinating
Dash seemed to respond pretty close to what she would have in the first half of the episode. The only thing I don't like/get is the lack of continuation with Testing Testing having Dash be more receptive to her surroundings. I feel like someone who has the ability to do so in the sky wouldn't lose that on the ground. The swap between personalities comes off as awkward and while it's cute/funny/cringey, Dash following another ponies personality even out of a need to stop getting what in her mind is harassment, she's always been one to go her own way or do things straight-forward. I was fine with the idea that she would try to one-up the group to stand out and be seen as something else. It does piss me off to see her unable to understand that everyone has nicknames in the crew when it's told specifically to her. After reading everyone talking about the episode, I figured there wouldn't be anything directly telling her that nicknames were given to all the wonderbolts. It's not as terrible as people make it out to be, but overall it's not great.
>>27334806
Sit out on my rocking chair with a loaded shotgun.
This is gay hunting territory boy.
>>27334525
Colt says it's high noon
>>27334806
That sounds like a pretty nice rampage, why would I worry about something that nice?
>>27334826
>I feel like someone who has the ability to do so in the sky wouldn't lose that on the ground.
To be fair, they came in pretty fast. If she's just taking in her close surroundings she had no chance of seeing them instinctively
>>27334842Here's some trash
>>27334868
ha
who would bebest character ice witchthough?
Filly says you have to eat all the eggs.
>>27334842that game sounds like it's finally one that will be played by most people again so you can get a group of frens going
>>27334874
Tell Chrysalis to move back to her real form and that I won't eat her slimy eggs
When your pony's in heat, it can get really annoying. So I got this trick.
Pick her up like this, hold her butt like that, and squeeze and you-you'll make her cum.
>>27334896
Instructions unclear, pony converted into pure energy.
>>27334872Freeze! Don't move!
>>27334904
Clear and open skies as far as the eye can see
>>27334915
Please get those ponies off your face.
>>27334908
Then you did it right, congrads.
The residue left after the energy form subsides can be used to power a standard middle-class home for a full year.
>>27334915
Where is Open Skies?
>>27334920
I can't. They have lodged themselves firmly onto my eyeballs.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27334879
Can't wait for it to actually come out.
I tried to make electricity cum and it didn't turn into a pony, what am I doing wrong?
>>27334951
It's less than two weeks, I am sure you can.
>>27334879It's the first game I've been genuinely optimistic about and that every single one of my friends have preordered. Except for one and they're very vocal about hating Overwatch. Incidently he still plays tf2 and his backpack is worth over 5 grand.
>>27334986Does preordering grant any relevant bonus stuff? So far I have only seen extras for the origin edition>don't play diablo anymore
>don't play HotS anymore
>don't play HS anymore
>Origins stuff still looks tempting
fuck you Blizzard reeee
>>27334997
as far as I know preordering the standard version just gave you an extra couple days before the open beta was open
>>27334997
As far as digitally:
base $40 - Widowmaker Skin
origins $60 - "Origin" (Before the events of Overwatch) skins for 5 characters. Then a bunch of stuff for other Blizzard games.
>>27334829
suddenly and without warning they are sucking your dick, licking your balls, and tonguing your prostate
it feels insanely good and you feel the cum boiling up inside already
your gun is out of reach
what do
what is wing balm
>>27335053
can someone make art of this
>>27333768
unf freeuse ignored sex
>>27335053
it's snake oil
Dash is not a very clever pony
irl
filly
vulvas
>>27335053
>wingboner jokes in [CURRENT YEAR]
i'll allow it, since it will always be unf
>>27335092
i appreciate your spoiler formatting. people who do each individual world fill me with rage.
>>27335120
i don't know about wingboners but older, milfy lesbians with a sexual appetite for young girls is the hottest thing ever
that delicious mom-daughter and teacher-student dynamic
all those pussies being pleasured
>>27335127threeword
phrase
>>27335137
i am gonna fuck that mom
>>27335127you should enable auto-spoiler-reveal and never worry about it again
>>27335154
what if there is legitimate spoilers????
>>27335092
I just appreciate marshmallow ones.
>>27335137
one of the many perks of being a wonderbolt is getting sucked off or eaten out by stormy flare
>>27335164
then you fucking read them
what are you, some sort of coward?
>>27335176
feet are not arousing to me at all. unless her asshole was sitting in my face during the footjob, then i am in.
>>27335176
How can one VA be such a semen demon?
>>27335202i like the way you think
do you really want to do this? it's been ages since someone's licked her asshole... most guys seem to think it's dirty or humiliating, but she washed it squeaky clean just for you...
>>27335176
> feetfags
No
Mom is for tiddies and facesitting.
>>27335299relieving her milk-bloated breasts, only to watch them fill and swell back up
>>27335127
If you mouse over the lower right one — it reveals all of them.
LOVE ME PONY
Rosy teats of the Sun Goddess
>>27335417
Shouldn't she still be asleep
>>27335417
what does celestia's milk taste like?
>>27335450
That's a good question, Anon.
How would you make sunshine sweet and creamy?
>"I've done far worse than hug you, Anon...I've cuddled you, and I wish to go on...cuddling you. I shall leave you as you left me...as you left HER...marooned for all morning in the center of a water bed...buried in plot...buried in plot..."
>>27335465
*uses*
filly is going on a voyage to the human world
what sorts of adventures will she have there
what sorts of new people and places will she find
>>27335460
strawberries and bananas
>>27335460
by creaming on her sun cutie marks
>>27335484
filly is going to die
>>27335468
PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27335484
filly met a nice family
they took her to see a museum and a cave and water-skiing
filly did not get to go on an airplane though
maybe next time
>>27335484
Filly spends the entire day with a crazy pony hobo who told her he could open a portal to the human world.
After being told to eat a live maggot and wear a tinfoil hat to prevent the Royal Guard from reading her mind, she realizes it was just a waste of time and goes home, reeking of crazy hobo.
The next day, this become the main subject of discussion at school (even tho the hobo has now become a crazy wizard)
>>27335517
We all know it's an edit, stahp.
CADbortion jokes stopped being funny 5 years ago.
>>27335502
that sounds very cute and fun
i would hide filly in my backpack and take her on a plane
as long as she can stay very still and pretend to be a plushie, the plan is foolproof
>>27335488
Here lies Filly
She was raped to death 5 minutes after entering the human world
>>27335511
how silly
>>27335539
i want to live in her mane
>>27335539
>you will never parry her buttslam
>>27335511
>>27335521
for you
>>27335521
They were still good for the occasional laugh until maybe a year ago - then more people discovered it and now you see that shit at least 5 times per day, which killed even the last bit of humor is still had.
Fillies hunt in packs.
>>27335567
they're moving in herds
they do move in herds
pony scientists have invented an automatic cuddler
now humans will be obsolete
>>27335584
I don't see it taking off.
>>27335590
i want to see a pony in that thing
>>27335590
i want to hold her down and rape her mouth and cum as she chokes on my dick
>>27335615
every mare wants to fuck fluttershy all the time
it's canon
>>27335637
submissive flutters is the best
I'm so hyped for next episode and Doom
>>27335669
>"This game will unlock in approximately 3 hours"
First time I've ever pre-ordered (and pre-loaded) a game before.
>>27335608
What are they going to do with that broom?
>>27335675
4 hours to me australia anon
>>27335677
>>27335694
That doesn't actually answer the question.
>>27335704
What could be the holiday today?
Today is Limerick Day
I sit here in bed
Trying to get one from my head
I'll probably find my way
>>27335713
neat
>>27335713
If she talk without rhyme, will she die?
Make fillies great again.
>>27335713
YOUR RHYTHM IS SHIT
NEVER FUCKING ZECORAPOST AGAIN
Stuff White Ponies Like
>>27335739
If her rhyming was to wane, there would be extreme amounts of pain.
>>27335752
She should not care, for she is a big mare
>>27335751
jewelry
make-up
collars
being huge sluts
expensive wines
>>27335751
anal
>>27335762
everyone likes anal
it's the universal hole
>>27335762
T H I C C
>>27335769
why does a hole designed for expelling waste have so many sexually sensitive nerve endings and look so pretty
Get up.
>>27335804
Stand up? Stand up for my right?
>>27335804
to get down?
>>27335804
I'm ready for the day!
>>27335823
i want to look for booty with dash
>>27334281
>16:46
whoah
Hey guys! Remember me?
>>27335900
That looks so damn cozy.
>>27335901
would you sleep there
>>27335944
I wouldif it was still around
Guess the slut
Mission objective achieved.
Pony switched to normal mode.
>>27335987
is it soarin
>>27335987
trick question; all of the ponies are inherently sluts. It's in their nature.
>>27335987
It's Soarin
You guys were right this episode isn't that bad when you watch it second time ending is pretty good too
>>27336008
WHERE'S YOUR PROOF
>>27336008
The reason ponies are peaceful is because they evolved like bonobo chimps; both have matriarchal hierarchies, and they use sex as a way to diffuse tension and settling disputes.
>>27336050
the proof is in the pudding
and by pudding, I mean the constant dripping creampie all of the ponies have from all the constant rutting they're doing everywhere
>>27336065
This kind of looks like mt's style.
Does anybody know who created this?
>>27336097
>>27336097
>>27336097
Let's visit Rainbow Dash!
>>27335987
the white ones with the blue manes
both of them have their legs spread
No one will find me here
I can finally be alone
>>27336220
lol no
>>27336220
Oh hi anon, fancy seeing you here
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.