SEASON SIX CONTINUES TOMORROW (APR. 30) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
That's in a bit less than 19 hours!
607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 is storytimed here!
>>27326578
What's the turnover on Wonderbolts like, anyway? Wind Rider'd been something of a living legend, and implied to have perhaps "protected" his legacy in the past, so that might skew the records a bit, but even besides that, it's an outfit for top fliers and could be a bit exhausting to keep up active touring. The current roster seems to be somewhat established, though, even if not too much relative time has passed since Twilight first moved to Ponyville. Who knows when the next time they have another opening could be?
Rainbow Dash will probably hold on to her position as long as she's able, though, with her dreams.
>>27340698
Previous thread.
>colts
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes preview:
https://youtu.be/_1d1Ld_BJRA
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
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>>27346769
yeahhhhhhhhhhh colts win
fuck you fillies
Thread so new that no one will notice
Pony should pony pony.
>>27346787
>>27346787
pedofag pls go
>>27346788
>>27346769
>>27346770
Shouldn't you kids be in school?
>>27346802
it's friday afternoon Cherbear
>>27346793
Cheer up, you wanna go get some ice cream?
Did you know that fillies are the densest material known to man? The time space in playgrounds or teen idol concerts is known to be extremely warped.
>>27346817
I want tohold her hoof
>>27346808
>>27346827
>>27346836
and so anon's budget was wiped out again
>>27346770
>Build Wall
>>27346860
it would be fun to feed like 20 fillies at once
I'd just get a troth and fill it with ice cream
>>27346842
It's too late, her hoof will never not be held again.
>>27346888
ponies hold hooves FOR LIFE
Fluttershy is ready
>>27346903safesthooves?
>>27346930
and now that she's blindfolded it is time to put on the gloves
Quick, post cute fillies!
Pony made you a very ugly toast
>>27346986
>>27346986
>>27347011
>I liked manes before they were cool
>new AT
>new SU
>new pone
I'M ALIVE
AND I'M FEELING GREAT
>>27347042
>I'M ALIVE
Not for long anymore
>>27346987
lolwut
>>27347059
>Remember when op wasn't a faggot?
yeah no
you can keep your silly 4chan clone.
>>27347042
>Silicon Valley off hiatus
>new pone soon
>>27347059
please don't tell me you've done that
we already have the sub and it's really dead
>>27347004
Why does she look like wonderloli
>>27347059
>you know what would be good? if 4chan was more like Reddit, but worse
No thanks
>>27347089
I've seen that link outside of MLPG too so it is probably just a bot advertising
I like cripple-chan's furry mascot
>>27347113
Celestia just yev-ruu'd all over the carpet
>>27347124
come sit next to me filly, don't mind him
>>27347130
is that some sort of princess ritual
>>27347165
don't eat too many of those or you'll get fat, filly
drink and pone all night long
>>27347130
oh no, not again!>Celestia Quest has been 3 years ago
>>27347202
I will ascend as Yev-ruu
of the tribe of Sunhorse
and I will have a blessed, greased figurine of a pony with me when I do
>>27347169
There's nothing wrong with chubby fillies.
>>27347220
Except for type 2 diabetes.
Filly NEEDS to be touched.
>>27347220
I like a trim athletic filly that I can take for walks without her panting like a dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozDLjFUVbM
>>27347230
>>27347230
>>27347246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1d1Ld_BJRA
what draw?
>>27347264
Anon sandwiching a sleepy pone inside two bean bags.
>>27347264
a filly being entered in a dog show
>>27347322
look at that BUTT
>>27347331
she is
kinda, anyway
>>27347322
Is that a shemale?
How many calories does the average pony need per day?
Fillies are not dogs and they shouldn't be treated as such.
>>27347367
Oh, okay, I guess I'll just throw all these filly treats away then...
>>27347345
a grown mare can live on about 500 calories, stallions need a little more at 800. Growing colts need 750 and fillies need about 3000 from all the fillying they do
>>27347374
http://t-hoodie.deviantart.com/art/Central-Park-Sunday-605811158
fucking adorable
>>27347394
anthradorable
As you can see, most ponies are born with two eye shines. However, there have been various reports of ponies inheriting three eye shines, and even more reports of two shine ponies somehow GENERATING a third shine in certain circumstances
The unicorn said he'd grant me a wish if I sucked his dick. Who can turn down an offer like that? I've seen some unicorns do some crazy stuff so I figured a simple wish would be no problem, right?
So I do. His dick's pretty big, and I've never done this sort of thing, but I manage. I guess it helps that ponies have hair triggers.
So there I am catching my breath with a belly full of candy spunk when the bastard uses some sort of ventriloquism spell on me. Makes it sounds like I just said "I wish I could suck a really big dick."
Of course, that's when his beefy friend walks in. You know the type? Big Mac's build, about the size of a real horse and hung like one too? Unicorn thinks he's real clever and asks his buddy if he can do a favor real quick. I guess he's in on the scam, because he just nods and unsheathes right in front of me.
True to his word, at least he does grant the wish. I feel that weird prickly feeling of magic going to work on my jaw and throat, all the way down to my belly. So, despite this massive stallion shoving a dick the size of my arm in my mouth, he slides right in like it's made to fit.
At first, it feels like I'm gonna choke to death. You ever hold your breath for too long so it starts to burn a little? It's like that, until it clicks that I don't need to breathe. I let go of the tension and suddenly it's all hunky-dory.
The facefucking doesn't go on much longer. He kinda goes rigid when he starts to cum. The flare's unreal though. I thought he was thick before, but can feel my abdomen stretch with his cockflesh alone, let alone the jizz.
And my god, the jizz! Guy must have cock-vored a zebra or something, because this output is unreal. He's not even done by the time he pulls out. He blasts me with the last couple of spurts and then dribbles out the rest.
"I'd say he did pretty good. Deserves a reward if you ask me."
"I wish I could do that every day!"
Fucking ventriloquism.
"Sure, I could use a roommate like you. Gotta share a bed though."
>>27347420
Well the canterlot unicorns all get plastic eye shiny surgery to make themselves look younger
>>27347425
nice
nice
>>27347379
>Anon says he needs more than 2000 calories per day
>ponies in awe
>>27347379
This is true. Fillies are a great source of cheap energy.
I just like fillies so much.
>>27347479how calorie-dense are the ponies?
>>27347479
I'd have to ask them how many mares I need to eat to meet that. It would be one of my favorite things to joke around about eating ponies.
>>27347425
Anon you're dangerously gay.
Like hyper gay.
Like the kind of gay where it starts to become an issue.
Like the kind of gay other gay guys look at and say "jesus that motherfucker is gay."
>>27347512
>>27347513
Do not eat the ponies!
But I would guess Anon's diet would be lots of veggies with protein/calorie rich sides.
Maybe sneak some meat in...
>>27347517
I just really like big stallions, alright
lay off
>>27347433and it's exactly the character limit too!
>>27347095
Because that's exactly what she is
a wondrous loli
>"HE'S GONNA EAT ME!"
>>27347390
You know I was joking, come on.
Being a pony is hard from the beginning.
>>27347425
>>27347517
Just pretend it's stallion on human female
infinitely more unf
>>27347577
>making kids do their own construction work
Actually they're making prefab playgrounds so safe for kids these days they actually probably could just build it themselves
>>27347581
what
no
that's even gayer
pony
>>27347619
two ponies
working together
unstoppable
Pony is spamming the wow emote.
I will touch all the fillies. I'll ruffle their manes whether they like it or not.
>>27347628
Usually it's the stallion that's on top.
>>27347650
filly likes it
colt wants in
>>27347628can a pegasus hold an earth pony in air just by strenght of his dick?
>>27347652
that's not how they do things in Our Town
>>27347664Yes
>>27347628
Hey, Night Glider!
Let's combine!
>>27347672your pic explains nothing, anon
>>27347690gattai
>>27347517
>Like the kind of gay other gay guys look at and say "jesus that motherfucker is gay."
that's kinda unf
like, is hypergay a dude who dresses like a cheap slut in public
>>27347660
I KNEW IT
2nd weeding in a row this weekend, gotta keep strong and keep my power lvl hidden
I just wanted to say that I love all of you,even the filly shitposter anon
>>27347710
>he doesn't know
poor soul
>>27347741
>weeding
what
pony's been double-jumping all over the place ever since she found a set of Delta-V thrust boots
>>27347750
he's probably talking about his weekend in last vegas.
>>27346986
>>27347124
Quick, build more walls.
>>27347804
Is it just me or is MLPG shitposting getting increasingly abstract?
>>27347818
it's normal.
It's time we storm the walls of the filly's pillow fort.
>>27347767
>weeding in vegas
that's illegal!
>>27347827
Is that a slang for vagina?
>>27347767
>>27347837
My bros are getting married, when Im here in my basement. Somehow Im getting invited to parties anyways, gotta keep strong and keep socializing.
>>27347660
gotta bury that happiness down deep
>>27347916
Lyra and Bonbon are your bros?
>>27347923
He's friends with lyra, but Bonbon hates him
>>27347581
That's just getting cucked, anon
>>27347923Lyra surely would greedily hop on my hard and throbbing dick, Im not so sure about bon bon.
>>27347986she'd expect you to hop on her's
Slice of Life was a mistake.
>>27347916
>Lesbian Weeding.
Triggered
>>27347988
>purple filly turns into yellow filly
That must be a strong flash.
>>27347996
>was.
is.
>>27347988
Is that purple filly NOI in disguise?
>>27348014
>is
will be.
>>27348021
I think that's dinky.
>>27348003
>>27348021
I was wondering why noi was tagged in that
>>27347990
https://derpibooru.org/1039897
Serious question right here,how does it taste?
>>27347998
Are you one of the dudes who fired Rogers?
Fillies cause 75% of all casualties in average Anons.
>>27347425
That was oddly... Nice.
>>27348034
But that's not Noi, this is Noi >>27346793
>>27348045
nah.
https://derpibooru.org/1152223
>>27348046
and the other 25% are only walls.
>>27348048
then who is this?
>>27347963
Not if you're the human female
>>27348071
N O I
>>27348071
I HAVE BEEN TRICKED
>>27348074
Or the stallion!
>>27348088
I'd rather be the human female between the pony and human relationship thanks.
>>27348105
sometimes pony wants to trade
HORSE
PUSSY
>>27348060
lewd horse bits have no right looking that beautiful
>>27348126
>>27348128
They're filled with inner light
celestia's insides must be a furnace
>>27348133
I WOULD FUCK HER HORSE PUSSY
>>27348142
>insert yourself into her ponut
>she shivers
>>27348146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFr6uCQTIk
>>27348147
>you meltliterallyit's like putting your dick inside molten lavayou die on the spotBAD END
>>27348128
https://derpibooru.org/1121556
>>27348128
Reminds me of raw chicken doused in olive oil.
>>27348164
Meh.
Meeeeeeeh.
That's the blandest horsegina I've ever seen.
>>27348112
Hmm, trading for a bit wouldn't be too bad.
Daapi
>>27348128
When it comes to Celestia, everything about her is beautiful.
boop
>>27348214
do you think Celestia makes horse noises when she sleeps
>>27348128
>that garbage
>beautiful
>>27348246
>>27348214
is that some sunhorse and femanon? would read green of
>>27348249
>guard walks in to wake her up
>Anon stops him
>"Ssh look, shes running. Hehe"
>her legs are slightly twitching and shes making subtle horse noises
>>27348262
you're a weird guy anon
>>27348247
I don't think that
I KNOW that.
I sleep with her, she's my wife.
>>27348249
BACK THE FUCK OFF??
>>27348262
oh god
isaac malfunctioned
ISAAC MALFUNCTIONED
CALL THE ARMY, HE'S LOOSE
>>27348262
That's not a new horse.
That's the old stale horse.
You just put a hat on her.
>>27348214
THE SUN IS SHIT
POLLUX IS OBJECTIVELY COOLER
I wish Pollux's Celestia read me stories.
>>27348268
there is no fucking green you /mlp/ sucm
>>27348276
that reminds me I was putting together a hat collage of all the hats Dash wore
I forgot about that, also i can't find the image now
>>27348291
>muh piss
>you will never run your fingers down celestia's long, horsey neck while she's sleeping
what do you even like about celestia
>>27348313
everything on Celestia is long and horsey
>>27348322
her big horsey dick
please not respond to this post
>>27348328
Oh.Oh dear.
>>27348322
like, man
I can't even begin
that'd be like asking me why Iwaifu lapis
it just is
>>27348322
I loved her in season 1, but I have a feeling we'll never see that Celestia again. She was pretty funny in Slice of Life but that's really all we've gotten for her.
>>27348347
TWO WAIFUS
>>27348346
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.
playfulpredator and prey fetish with pony
>>27348395
beach episode when
>>27348393
I've never really thought about what that would be like from the pony's perspective
>>27348389
go away, you shitty version of Rumble
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>>27347818
based on >>27348425, I'm going to say yes
>>27348415
first of all, how dare you
>>27348425
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>>27348393
I want it.
I need it.
>>27348439
>sheets have more vaginas than ponies
mooods
NOBBY LOVES FLUTTERSHY
>>27348454
you're just seeing what you want to see
I bet this looks like an adorable pony to you doesn't it?
>>27348457
he told me the other day he wishes he were more like Fluttershy, and that he wants a girlfriend like Fluttershy, and also he wants Fluttershy to be his mom
>>27348457
don't be silly
nobody loves fluttershy
>>27348457
He loves a kangaroo zootopia OC more.Possibly even more than he likes ponk.
>>27348466
>They look like ponies to you?
>>27348466
Nah, it kinda looks like a slut.
>>27348478
Fluttershy is a great mare.
>>27348480
>>27348503
one day you will get your comeuppance
>>27348504
she'd be a good cuddle side mare
>>27347042
new Archer
it's like 2011 all over again lads
If a black filly crosses your path is it good luck?
>>27348520
But someone aready cameuppher today!
>>27348538
only if you walk under her
>>27348538
fillies are always a blessing
>>27346817
I hope the little girls like Derpy as much as we do
>>27348538
Yes,if your wallet is still there.
Filly wonders who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
>>27348543
>>27348532
>side mare
My only mare.
TALKING TO MY CELLPHONE
>>27348564
hey anon
I'll tell you a secret
rarity'scoat color isn't white
>>27348585
WHOA DUDE I'M BLIND I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE
>people actually like fluttershy
now that's autism
>>27348595
>dashfags
kill yourself bronylord
>>27348601
>triggered flutterfag
Dash is the better pony, anon
>>27348592
yeah, it's actuallyblackbut she gets a complete weekly body bukkake at the spa and lets it air-dry.
Why do you think she takes so many trips to the spa?
>>27348601
I thought most of us loved her too
>>27348214
Even her insatiable friend lust?
>>27348595
>>27348601
>>27348612
Dash and Fluttershy are best friends. You can't have one without the other.
Pony says no but pony's ponut says yes.
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU
I'M SERIOUS
>>27348393
Anthro or humanized?
>>27348637
muh
>>27348657
man that one on the left is really into it
Applejack is a very pretty pony.
>>27348634
Why is pony's butt voice so....baritone?
>>27348681
most of them are
>>27348681
Mares are all pretty ponies.
>>27348688
>see-through
I REALLY like her mane.
Pick a pony, any pony.
>>27348726
>>27348726
JET SET
>>27348718
Would you try to chew on it to make sure it isnt taffy?
>>27348687
Ponies' butt voice actually seems to be coming from the closet.
>>27348726
Mur
>>27348726
ピーチフィリー
>>27348726
Princess Celestia!
We should build a wall to keep the fillies out.
We should allow the fillies to come and go as they please
>>27348770
we should build a door to let the fillies in.
>>27348779
a tiny door with a flap
>>27348779
We should build a sentry gun to keep the fillies out.
prettied up with nowhere to go and nothing to do
week 134
>>27348770
>>27348779
>>27348788
I agree. We need a wall to stop illegal filly immigration. Then a big beautiful flap door.
We still want fillies, they will still be allowed in but legally. We only want the best fillies.
>>27348795
Have you tried being a slut?
>>27348736
No, it's too rich and luminous for that.
>>27348797
all the fillies are good fillies
We should make more colts.
>>27348802
yes
being a manlet makes that lifestyle unfeasible
>>27348846
Have you tried becoming the shota?
It's very important to know your hentai archetype.
>>27348827
all the walls are good walls.
>>27348726
spike
>>27348886
watcha watchin poner?
>>27348393
I want to lick pony's cutiemark and nibble on her inner thigh.
>>27348915
something fluttershy recommended
>>27348876
Well yes
It's hard finding those with the same tastes though, and I am not into yaoi lyf
>>27348923
that sounds like it might be a collection of youtube videos titled "the top 10 cutest animals they didn't want you to know about!"
>>27348923
Fucking nature documentariesLiterally, nature documentaries of animals matting.
Who is excited about horse tomorrow
>>27348951
the right people
>>27348951
it's a Christmas episode in fucking May
I'm excited because it's pone
but what the fuck
>>27346765
In case you want to, these two books should be out in a little over 3 days on the 17th if you want to at least add that Cadence book. I'll try to have them out that morning sometime after I get out of work.
>>27348931
https://youtu.be/bkcxwLVIeTY
when the filly dont listen
A Classic Filly Nursery Rhyme:
~We should build a wall
To keep the fillies out~
~We should build a door
To let the fillies in~
~We should make a gun
to keep the fillies out~
~We should make a hole
To let the fillies in~
If the first sung in the 1900's during the First Filly Exchange, where, at the time, trade of fillies was highly unregulated, resulting in rapidly changing laws in the trade.
>>27348951
I am excite for new musical and slightly evil looking horse tomorrow.
>>27348951
HORS
>>27348967
ponemas has come early anonymous!
>>27348971
>Sunset AND SciTwi in a book
I need that book.
>>27349000
>ponemas
is that a pony enema
do ponies even clean toxins
>>27349004
I'm thinking it would be best to storytime that one in a separate thread after the Cadence one in case of EqG drama. Not sure how much that hate still burns nowadays.
>>27349022
so long as you get it uploaded buddy
>>27349033
It'll be up regardless, so you don't need to worry about that. I haven't read the other books Finn has done either, so I'm not to sure how that book will turn out.
>>27348992
What enjoyment do you get out of this?
>>27348971
I wonder what Twilight's surprise is
>>27348971
Applejack's footie pajamas are fucking adorable.
Without Rarity to do make overs or Dash for awkward lesbian stuff though that sleep over is going to be shit. Even with Twilight's glittery horse cock.
>>27349099
I swear to god, if any of you niggers say "her dick"...
I want to drop Scootaloo from a cliff to see if she learns to fly.
Of course she doesn't know that there's a pile of rock shaped pillows at the bottom of the cliff just in case.
They're filled with rocks for extra authenticity.
>>27349095
artifictial social interaction, Im just tired so Im using the old tricks for (you)
Ill go sleep now, happy posting anons
>>27349119
her balls
smug face
>>27349147
>Twilight has a big pair of horse balls.
>But no futa cock to go with them. Just a regular vagina.
>When she cums, her vag oozes out jizz
>>27349147
her balls aren't a surprise at all
it's not like she can hide them with her tail
they're just out there all the time
>>27349172
Twilight wears a latexball-bra
Do not dump a bee keeper pone.
They will put bees in your bed.
Bees do not like to cuddle.
>>27349230
some do
>>27349147
>"I know I told you guys about my dick, but check this out!"
>>27349168
that's disgusting
>>27349147
Pinkie stashes balls down there for ball emergencies?
>>27349209
>when you start getting cuddly with Twilight and the bulge in her crotch twitches
>>27349327
You can cuddle my cold, dead body.
>why does everyone here think I'm a stallion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M
>>27349327
If Sweetie Belle shoots lead into me I'll shoot semen into her
>>27349350
roleplaying is against the rules, anon
>>27349352
>>27349358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc
>>27349350
Probably because you have a giant cock, and only stallions have cocks.
>>27349350
I want to be twilight's broodmare
I want her to impregnate me with her marecock
>>27349372
>>27349370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoq1c1CQA-k
>>27349370
princesses do too
most of them just have the decorum to keep them hidden
you ever look at nudes of yourself from a few years ago
and want to kill yourself
>>27349388
no to the first part
yes to the second
>>27349388
>having nudes of yourself
post 'em
Squeaky Ponies.
>>27349432
Squeaky clean ponies
>>27349451
towel dried ponies
Did you know filly treats are actually made from pure amphetamines? Delicious, all American amphetamines.
>>27349388
>you ever look at nudes of yourself from a few years ago
>>27349453
floofy
Over time Rainbow Dash developed a taste for light bondage.
>>27349465
he's probably just a pony
>>27349476
how did it start?
>>27349483
if he's a pony why would he want to kill himself?
>>27349508
To go back to Equestria?
>>27349476
That's cute.
>>27349500
A pony was experimenting with one of her partners and she liked it.
>>27349500
oh wait I already know the answer to that
>>27349557
It can also work the other way if Rainbow is in her "scary bitch" mode.
>>27349572
> "scary bitch" mode.
you mean otherwise known as being a twat
its shit
>>27349572
She doesn't seem like the type to just get off on that. She can be a bitch but only when it serves a purpose. Then again this is venturing dangerously into headcanon land so whatever floats your boat.
>>27349596
You're talking about My Little Pony. You already have nothing to lose.
How much would you realistically pay for a pony?
I need to know for reasons.
>>27349382
princess please breed me
>>27349631
(you)
>>27349627
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LOSE
>>27349673
I want to gently place a cracker in her mouth.
>>27349678
>>27349596
I can't help but fall in love with her. How many ponies have felt in love with her? Their number will probably triple in the near future.
What is she gonna do about that?
>>27349688
Pony muzzle is for cute things.
>>27349699
I feel like I could really see myself hanging out with her. Hard workouts followed by nice lazy lounging around. Plus the constant ribbing on each other.
sure is blue in here
>>27349746
NOW POST THE REST OF THAT GIF
>>27349721
I really need to make some webms of that episodes, so many cute moments
>>27349746
I hope that isn't a problem for you, bud.
>>27349769
I've got two blue pones in one go.
Wait a bit I'm gonna break this record.
>>27349788
looks like they're making a 3rd
>>27349788
Three. The only time the show scored a blue hattrick.
>>27349746
>It's show cannon that Rainbow Dash likes kissing other mares
>>27349812
I loved that scene so much, too bad we didn't get to see just a little more
>Starlight episode
>Dash episode
>Then another Starlight episode
Fuck this season
>>27349830
what would you like?
>>27349812
I thought Wolverine came back to the past and undid MMDW.
>>27349735
That bitch.
>>27349837
good ponies getting episodes
>>27349843
well you sound like you just like to complain with a response like that
>>27349837
A Rarity episode
>>27349837
I just skip Stralight episodes. I barely remember she exists and I don't care. I will als skip any royalty-related episode unless /mlp/ tells me it's good.
>>27349852
I thought the Maud one was pretty great. Plus there's another one coming up, though I wish they'd stop making all the Rarity episodes about fashion and opening stores.
The fillies are here, but they're hiding, waiting silently. Judging.
>>27349899
STOP JUDGING ME FILLY
>>27349899
You can't fool me with your Chameleon, Filly!
>Faceplants into pots
>>27349903
For some reason this made me laugh.
https://e621.net/post/show/790625
Probably the sounds.
>>27349926
get off your high horse
>>27349934
it's kinda squishy and gross sounding
>>27349923
>Chameleon
What's her best episode, MGLP?
pony wishes to pose with you
https://youtu.be/YHL_Bk60F_4
>>27349954
The original, though magic duel has some fun bits.
>>27349949
Ponies are very squishy and gross animals, after all.
Who's the cutest CMC and why is it Apple Bloom?
>>27349949
Well, yeah. They're vaginas.
>>27349854
>skipping royalty-related episodes
nigger what
>>27349975
I don't want to pick favorites, it will just drive the other 2 mad
>>27349951
I don't get this reference
>>27349992
Unless it's strictly about Luna or Celestia although I'm nt crazy for them either.
I'm so happy to see you again, ponies!
pony feathers
>>27350121
I should brush more
>>27350121
Remember when Minuette was called Colgate and was a dentist?
Remember?
>>27350148
she still dentists on the side
Are you hype for tomorrow's episode, MLPG?
>>27350161
Not really, I still need to get caught up on this season.
>>27350161
I have to get some blood work done tomorrow during the airing so no so much
I really want to smack a pastel mares ass
Is this so much to ask
>>27350161
NO
Starlight is dumb
Our holiday episode shouldn't be wasted on her
>>27350205
I mean just look at them
>>27350205
Out of the main six, I'd most like to smack Dash's
it would be the most lean and she'd feel it the most
>>27350226
Begging for a red hand print right on a cheek
>>27350227
I'd want to do it to Fluttershy just for her pricelessly adorable reaction
>>27350243
>Smack her ass in front of the whole town.
>Year 20
>Fluttershy has still not left her room
>>27350243
the first place I looked was her wings
I think I'm starting to like wings more than butts, I might have a problem
There is only one proper place to smack the ponies, and it is not on the tushie.
>>27350267
Me too, anon. Those wings are fucking beautiful.
>>27350271
you have never been more wrong in your entire life
>>27349975
Wrong.
>>27350257
>smack her ass so hard both cheeks jiggle and a bright red handmark forms
>fluttershy half squeals, half moans and stands stiff legged, wings snapped wide and frozen in place
>eyes wide open and staring forwards, jaw slacked, deep red flush creeping up her neck and filling out her face
>you hear a lewd squelching noise and fluttershy bolts back to her cottage so fast you could've sworn it was rainbow dash
The deadly snuggleraptor sights its prey
>>27350312
Turn around and yell "who wants next?"
tell me a joke mlpg
a joke about ponies
Filly Transformation
>>27349975
It's gotta be the bow. And the voice, and the mane and tail style, and the colors.
>>27350354
Yes, please
>>27350354
What if everyone was a filly?
Pony's fallen...and she can't get up!
>>27350362
more ponies should wear the bow
Filly procrastination.
>>27350368
take advantage of pony and touch her inappropriately
>>27350352
A pegasus pony, a unicorn pony and a earth pony meet at a party, it's a fun moment
A pegasus wings rises
A unicorn horn's glow
A earth ponynose chirps
>>27350382
I don't get it
>>27350389
Guess you'd have to be a pony.
>>27350389Stargate SG1 reference
>>27350400
why do you torment me with things that will never be
>>27350354
A filly transforming into a mare.
>>27350402
well that just makes it worse I loved that series, I just haven't watched it in years
Filly is eating your curtains again.
>>27349721
That nose hole is perfect for bopping snootles
>>27350418
do the shnozzberries taste like shnozzberries?
>>27350418
Tell her parents and ask them to pay for replacements.
Slow transformation into a mare.
>>27350418
I really don't want to spend all night pulling shredded curtain out of a fillies butt again.
>>27350463
I'd answer and trade shit talk with her loudly in a public place.
>>27350463
Why is she in my contacts? Did she do this herself? Invasive bitch. Although she did revert the OS to the superior look so that's nice.
>>27350454
Excruciatingly slow, indescribably painful transformation into a cute pony mare.
I have to say I've been really enjoying Starlight's autism and friendship PTSD moments. She's been a fun character so far.
Starlight should get pigtails again.
>>27350504
she really was an adorable filly
>>27350484
I love slow, body horror rich transformation (although I can only think of one or two instances of it), but pony transformation wouldn't fit right with that.
Slow pony transformation would be like human -> feminine satyr -> female satyr -> hooved anthro -> pony
>>27350490
She's adorb with other characters
>>27350504
Starlight should be thrown in the garbage
>>27350504
>sunburst abandoned this
I have never liked pigtails. What is the appeal?
>>27350630
handlebars
>>27350630
just a cute hairstyle I guess
>>27350590
>oblivious over a childhood crushWe all have our own personal Starlights.
>>27350642
Speaking of cute hairstyles, I do like ponytails on ponies.
>>27350650
>implying
>>27350668
my favorite hairstyle in the world is the ponytail out the back of a baseball cap
>>27350630
I've always much, much preferred ponytails.
>>27350642
I want to headbutt fluttershy
Don't let her down, Anon. She looks up to you, you're her hero.
>>27350699
I want a little filly daughter
it would be nice
>>27350679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3bEihO3A
Does anyone rememberShyrabecause I dowhatever happened to her
>>27350722
Didn't you hear? She took over a equestria and enslaved ponies to her delectable foodscat, ponies that resisted were either unbirthed and turned into scaterpillars or forced to eat her fooscat.
>>27350699
I'd have to try really hard not to having sex with her.
cute ponies with cute butts
>>27350668
>waifu's hair is too short to put in a pony tail
Fuck
>>27350755
is your waifu a stallion
>>27350754
what a cute panker
You guys better not be in love with ponies
That's illegal
>>27350766
No. She just likes to fly fast
>>27350740Good end.
>>27350772
I love you officer pony
Waifu Smother Levels at sheer blue. Please proceed to your nearest emergency exit point.
>>27350740
>I'd have to try really hard not to having sex with her.
She's not for sexual.
>>27350852
>Fluttershy!
>Grill me a cheese while you're down there!
>>27350868
she would too
>>27350874
>no cheese, bread, or means to make a grilled cheese sandwich
What's her secret?
>LET ME IN, ANON!
>LET
>ME
>IN
>NOW
>O
>W
>>27350887
well she can make her own cheese
and she can use the bread they give her for food
not sure about the heat, maybe she can just sit on it for a while
>>27350888
not until you learn your lesson
I want to comfort Fluttershybut marry Pinkie Pie
>>27350887
hold up
>grilled cheese sandwich
I've always just called it a "grilled cheese"
Do normal people call it a "grilled cheese sandwich"?
>>27350919
>>27350920
I think it's kind of a tomato tomato situation, either is fine
>friday night
>no shout comic
I feel empty
>>27350936
he must be reading one of the pony comics to his kid
>>27350919
>>27350922
Don't worry m8 I'll marry fluttershy. We can be super boring together forever
>>27350942
>oh anon
>count my cutie mark butterflies again
>>27350942
You could be the biggest brony and she'd still find a way to make it cute instead of weird.
>>27350949
>she coos on every butterfly poke
I might spend more time doing that than necessary.
I'm excited for horse Christmas.
I want to marry this one
I don't like Fluttershy,but she is cute.
>>27350983
I only like EqG Fluttershy
>>27350988
>>27350983
I find it really easy to like her because she comes from such an identifiable place.
>flutterposters
ugh
>>27351021
maybe I just like to post all the ponies
>>27351021
>he doesn't like cute ponies
get a load of this loser
>>27351042
I read that as lobster
I love lobster
>>27351021
Why can't you just let me have nice things just once anon?
>shower's all yours!
>>27351021
come on man
all the ponies are kawaii
>>27351084
THAT PONY IS TOO YELLOW
>>27351097
>hot water's done!
I wish to be the little filly
Ponies don't belong in human showers. Ponies deserve the garden hose rinse
>>27351113
look what you've done
>>27351113
Ponies are civilized.
At least, 1/3 of them are.
I want to put all the ponies in the shower and not tell them what it is then crank the water and block the glass door.
>>27351131
>>27351131
Please do not trick the ponies into thinking they will be drowned.
>>27351117
>ruining Applebloom's pretty bow
All you had to do was fucking take it off for like 5 minutes. This is exactly why we don't have nice things.
>>27351137
https://youtu.be/_VfSl0iGAus?t=32
>>27351009
I like Fluttershy because she's so sweet and adorable.
>>27351117
Why is she so upset? It's just water you stupid horse.
>>27351178
look at her fluttercrotch
look at it
>>27351165
Why is an animal cruelty video allowed on youtube?
>>27351192
>washing an animal is cruel
>>27351192
>washing a cat is cruelty
Nigger the cat is completely unscathed, just flipping out because it's getting water on its fur that it can't easily shake off
Looking for live in housekeeper pony, extra room and food provided. Belly scratches available on request.
>>27351218
>>27351254
Nigga. Nigga hold up.
Imagine for a second that you are surrounded by aliens, and you can't understand their dialect.
You don't know what they want, why they have you, but they put you in this strange room that they themselves don't go into.
All of a sudden shit starts coming out of the walls, and you realize you're locked in.
Even if you eventually get over it, don't tell me you wouldn't be shitting your pants before you finally realize you aren't going to die.
>>27350920
normies add the sandwich part
>>27351267
Except the aliens have been taking care of you for years, seem happy to have you around, and haven't hurt you once.
Your analogy breaks down when it's a pet.
>>27351277
>This is it, this is the time I die
>The aliens have been fattening me up
>It was all a hoax! A hoax!
>Was it because I shat in the bed?!
Do not speak with heart eyed ponies.
Do not approach heart eyed ponies.
Call your heart eye pony control center immediately.
But where are the fillies?
>>27351307
would heart eyed dash let me touch her ponut?
>>27351131
>>27351277
That isn't how trust works, friendo. I could use the same analogy, but I'll add that these aliens have been surrogate parents that raised you for 5 years.
You just lost trust in your alien caretakers even if no harm came to you. That cat's not gonna want to go anywhere near that box ever again, and you'd probably flinch a lot more when aliens try to get near you now.
>>27351192
https://youtu.be/VEQXeLjY9ak
>>27351183
I want to rub her flutterteats
https://youtu.be/okuwB9zrncg
>>27351314
Heart eyed ponies just want to breed.
Do not take them lightly.
>>27351326
I tried this with fillies and ended up in prison.
Which is the cutest ponerino
>>27351326
>>27351354
I'm glad you posted these to show a perfect contract between what is cruel and what is teasing.
These dogs are confused, but they aren't fearing for their life. They haven't lost trust with the owner either.
This is the difference between tricking your cat with a laser pointer, and throwing it off of your roof onto a trampoline. Neither one will kill the cat, but there's a clear difference between the two acts that shouldn't need to be explained.
>>27351425
They're all pretty cute, anon.
>>27351434
>Anon stands at the top of a roof with a filly in hand
>A trampoline below
>He pauses to consider things a moment
>>27351454
Make filly do a flip
>>27351471
>>27351471
>>27351454
DOES THE FILLY HAVE GOGGLES?
Safety is our number 1 concern
help, my expectations for the episode are too high
how do i lower them so i dont disappoint myself
>>27351434
>>27351372
>fillies
>cruelty
so you want only fillies huh
fillies it is
https://youtu.be/I6i2zg-dkOs
>>27351519
Of course she has goggles. And that like, doubles as a helmet for ponies since their eyes are like 90% of their face.
>>27351520
most of the new writers haven't done a very good job of characterization, we probably won't see any call backs to previous episodes because they don't care any more
>>27351531
Do the googles have flames and other awesome shit on them? We don't want filly to look like a total fucking nerd while being awesome
>>27351526
I never really saw the point in these shock videos with meat. I mean the hallel ones are fucking brutal, but at least these are just purely functional.
>>27351535
thanks for that harsh dose of reality friend
>>27351569
>hallel ones
tell me about the hallel
>>27351589
the animal has to be alive when you cut its throat, and it's not quick like in the movies
because reasons
>>27351589
fuck hallel meat that is the biggest shit scam around
alright enough downers, have a happy fritter
>>27351611
Death is never quick like in the movies.
Even with suicide and guns, there are people who fuck up and jerk it away at the last second and end up with some fucked up paralysis or half their head, or bleed out slowly. Your bodies designed to not die, so it tends to do that as best it can.
Here's a filly.
>>27351645
my body was designed to post ponies
>>27351611
>>27351637
https://youtu.be/89tnJquFXFY
oh SHIT dude
I physically recoiled
Fucking protein, man. Even the most cost effective pure powder of it is still animal product. Brainless meat log factories when
https://derpibooru.org/1153101?scope=scpedc9baa83c4a29465087ddf899221bd1b38b4d23a
>>27351645
if they blow off a hole in their cheek
>>27351670
yes Rarity I see your ponut, now can I please shop in peace
>>27351681
https://derpibooru.org/1153102
>>27351688
fuck you rarity, which stallion did you take those from?
>>27351689
https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/5/13/1153104/large.jpg
Guys I have enough issues I don't need to be vegan on top of that. Let me have my burgers.
>>27351696
no no no no
fuck you
>>27351696
I wish that stupidly big tits weren't so attractive.
>>27351699
you will love it in equestria, after the great pony x griffon wars the ponies created magic to make vegetables taste like meat
so the griffons would stop eating so many fillies and ponys
i used to draw filth for these threads all the time
back during like
season 3
i hate myself even more now its actually amazing
>>27351699
There's nothing wrong with being an apex predator. Chickens have pretty shit lives but cows are doing alright.
The whole point of an organism is to propagate, and the things we eat will never go extinct, so in that perspective they're successful.
>>27351725
>I mean they still do.
>Just not as many.
>>27351725
No.
I'm hunting.
>>27351726
what brand of filth? there is only a specific type of filth i can enjoy, it is a fine line.
>>27351726
why is this post hilarious
>>27351739
filth of thegaykind
I want to draw a pony
>>27351760
do it
draw the fucking pony
>>27351760
Draw two fillies instead.
>>27351739
How do you do synchronized anal
>>27351569
Now HERE'S a shock video
https://youtu.be/YvGmiSxTbOA
Yeah ok there are tiers of morality to meat and halal meat is quite literally the cruelest tier. We all learned something today
>>27351699
You have to do your homework if you're gonna eat vegan. Amino acid profiles in vegan dishes are total shit, you're basically juggling between beans and soy to make up for what the other lacks, and careful with what you eat, since eating broccoli and beets all day everyday will give you kidney stones from the oxaltes.
Fish seems to be the humane and practical method of complete protein.
I'm going sub-pony
>>27351748
the fandom is pretty over saturated with gay now
we need more straight and lesbian these days
>>27351774
I love amino acids, they're so unnatural
>>27351791
I want to pump my amino acids into rainbow dash
>>27351774
So you're saying we should go to war with Iran?
https://derpibooru.org/1153442
>>27351803
or as AJ calls her, Arganine Aspartate
>>27351803
Gross, I just want to cum in her.
the filly is digesting complex ionic bonds again
>>27351813
>anatomically correct tag
>>27351827
ionic bonds are shit, tell her to come back when she's formed at least simple filly covalent crystal structures
>>27351813
whats with japanese art and the heads being too small
why is that even a thing
remember its OK to kill and murder fish
9 more hours left
>>27351847
>How do I drive home that they are huge?
>Shrink the head, that will do it
Common art shit. Greek god statues did the same in their defense.
>>27351865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyJmSxS3BqE
is it?
>>27351837
filly starts flapping her legs for more anions
filly wont stop new boot goofin
>>27351864
Why do I love tied up Fluttershy so much?
>>27351866
GET THE FUCK ON THE PHONE
>>27351865
Fish are literally nature's fodder
They are like the grass of the ocean more than seaweed itself
>>27351885
>>27351882
she likes it
https://derpibooru.org/1151723
>>27351893
ponies, right?
>>27351896
Fluttershy would be fun in the bedroom.
>>27351919
noice
>>27351926
Those are some good ponies
>>27351919
>claws digging into her own skin
That's kinda hot.
>>27351939
the best ponies
>>27351932
Is this new stuff from mlp anon? I rike
>>27351939
>>27351947
I want to cuddle them
colt is trying you meme on you but all he's done is sent you some pictures of bunnies
>>27351967
hop in
>>27351973
is it at least considered dank in the pony world
Here, have a pony.
>>27351979
I would
>you will never
>>27351986
it's perfect
>>27351982
after visiting knowyourponememe.com it shows it was never cool
colt is a nerd
>>27351986
super unf
>>27351990
Thank you for the pony
The front left hoof hanging down is kind of flat though
goodnight pony friends
>>27352038
It must be cold out, this doesn't usually happen to pony.
Ayyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLoDQp6UbOMI think this shit is pretty cringey but some people like it.
>>27352041
EPISODE SOON
guys i found the boat to equestria, whos with me
https://youtu.be/pnamFerzNvw
>>27352053
>kidnapping boys to send to pleasure island
thats a tad creepier than i remembered
>>27351808
we should nuke the middle east
>>27352088
JUST GLASS IT
>>27352043
i fap to asmr, this video is not good
Are you ready for one of the best all around episode today?
>>27352053
this is unf to me
>>27352103
>Starlight crying about some stupid shit and trying to garner pity for 22 minutes
>best episode
Pony frantically yells, "Door stuck! Door stuck!"
>>27352043
Eh, not a big fan of this one. Something about trying to mimic Fluttershy's voice makes it sound wrong when I know how it should sound.
I'd pay for one voiced by Libman, though.
why the fuck did they add a new main character to the show?
>>27352127
Nah preview was p cool
>>27351864
>>27352144
running out of ideas
they wanna keep up the good run they're on so they dont wanna just feed us some shit they threw together but they're starting to hit a wall with it I think
>>27351986
>"Why do humans have to have such small dicks?"
>>27352166
>they added a new character before even making an episode for each pair combination of the main cast, despite all the possible shit they could do with the unused ones
Thank you Hasbro
>>27352171
in the headcanon i just made up for that picture that is like the 12th time anon has fucked that ass that morning
>>27352196
oh hi
>>27352182
No wonder she looks so dull, he's being a selfish cunt and isn't paying her vag any attention.
>>27352174
how far away do you think we are from the time when cartoons and movies are made for the sake of art instead of profit? 50 years? automation robots will have to have mostly taken over.
and a new version of photoshop that can turn anyone's thoughts instantly into a show needs to be invented
>>27352224
I ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN BROTHER
>>27352230
AND THEN HE SHOWED UP AT OUR DOOR
>>27352224
I was waiting for the box to fall off the stairs
http://techxplore.com/news/2016-05-neural-networks-classic-styles-modern.html
Man, too bad this isn't publicly available.
Can you imagine crossing ponies with some cubist works?
[personal blog post removed]
>>27352278
She worries about you.
>>27352320
>overly creepy villains in childrens shows
my fav thing
https://youtu.be/hr4knvNNgtU
>>27352278
Who is the firstborn?
>>27352316
I worry about me too.
>>27352316
in my short life i have already become mostly dead inside.
after 1,000 years celestia probably doesnt feel any emotion anymore
>>27352342
>>27352342
>>27352342
Are there shows where the Wonderbolts fly by starlight?
I love Princess Sunset Shimmer.