606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) is due out this Wednesday (May 4)!
Starlight Glimmer is still working on developing her interpersonal skills, particularly in greetings and making good impressions. Or second or third impressions, for that matter. It's an ongoing process, though, and even if she's prone to action before thought, she's trying her best. Befriending Trixie must have been rather exciting, then - even if things didn't pan out completely as first expected. But she's continuing to grow her own circle, and hopefully she'll get to keep in touch with them, too.
>>27240437
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27246331
>>27246342
I thought I had finally defeated the fillybot.
>>27246336
>>27246340
Filly episode when?
>>27246343
I wonder if 610 will feature the new spapone
>Spends the whole episode just sitting on her fat horse ass, staring at things.
>Only line is "uughhhh" right before the credits.
>>27246360
Right after the stallion episode
>>27246386
Nyx episode*
>>27246343
>It's a another manehatton episode involving Rarity
come the fuck on
i feel tired
so i drew a ponk
Reminder that Derpy is a great friend.
once more for the evening crowd
http://www.strawpoll.me/10106276
>>27246393
I can't wait to party again!
>>27246388
Fillies can't have identities.
Everything is fillies.
Accept the fillies.
Become the fillies.
All you wanna do is drag me downAll I wanna do is stamp you out
>>27246404
You will know her name.
>>27246444
THE BOURNE FILLY
I would a Trixie.With the hat on
QUICK! NAME YOUR FAVOURITE PONY PART!
Holy shit, this was a really good episode.
>>27246472
the snootle
why was Twilight such a FUCKING CUNT in the new episode?
>>27246472
the horsecock
>>27246472
>>27246472
The ponis!
>>27246472Everything
>>27246472
Thehooves
>>27246472
Their litreal perfection
>>27246542
Ever since Starlight stepped on Angel and called him adorable, I've been hankering for some Glimmer size difference
>>27246542
that's a butt
>>27246542
>>27246543
Oh my.
>>27246504
They really love butts, don't they?
>>27246573
yep
>>27246562
Anon its rude to point out pony's hoofbutts.
>>27246567
I don't know if the artist intended for this to be hot but it is
>>27246342
Build Wall
>>27246558
>>27246590
She's happy to have a friend
Is Starlight mentally unstable?
>>27246590
I want to rub my face on her giant chest
so warm
so fluffy
>>27246627
She brainwashed a stallion because he wasn't talkative
>>27246357
blame to trumpet
>>27246590
Nice
Nice
>>27246627
probably not
Why did starlight leave her like that?
>>27246660
Fluttershy is a very boring pony.
Also she needed to befriend ponies, not pets.
>>27246660She has a taste
>>27246640
It wasn't really a brainwashing
it was more of a curse
Would you let Starlightfix your faults against your wishes?
>>27246590
>>27246651
>Macro
I will never get this.
>>27246689
obviously I would
but the "against your wishes" part kind of implies I don't get a say in the matter
>>27246660
did you her face when she was C U C K E D
Angel find the better mare and she knows it
Where are the Fluttercuck fics?
>>27246669
A taste for what? Flesh?
Oh god
>>27246696
She would obviously fix the things you might like but she doesn't find acceptable.
>>27246472
Herpersonality
fanon celestia is now canon celestia
how do you feel
>>27246730
>Anon you're a depressed neet faggot. Dont worry my magic will help you be happy!
>you will never know what it feels like to be a mare that gets hit right in the fetish and just barely has enough time to catch the drip on her hocks before it dribbles to the ground
>>27246767
Well thank god for that, can you magic in some motivation while you're at it?
What if Chrysalis is the season finale villain?
>>27246782
What if Chrysalis is actually the mother of Flurry Heart and Flurry turns out to be a new Changeling Queen?
>>27246696
And then there are the faults that are better left hidden, buried, unknown by everyone because you didn't let anyone know. Sure, (person)'s nice, but you aren't talking about his internet history.
>>27246789
That's p dark
>>27246775
>You cant magic motivation Anon, that comes from the heart.
>>27246782
What if Chrysalis swallowed Flurry heart and we got to see her struggle through the transparent belly flesh?
>>27246789
That would be kinda cruel.
>>27246765
Horny for her fourteen inch foalhammer
TAKING DRAW REQUESTSalso gimme some poppy requests for later
>Starlight left unchecked can just brainwash, zap, trick, and drain any pony
Starlight is OP
She's basically the green ranger
>>27246822
But where's her flute?
Is giant Spike her megazord?
>>27246817
The pony princesses inviting Ember into a princess dick party.
>>27246817
Daapi
>>27246817
draw Dash in a sporty ponytail
>>27246789
are you saying Cadance was cuckdance?
>>27246817
Draw Marker Pony in lingerie
>>27246817
Pony making this face.
>>27246817DEAD PONY LIVING ONCE MORE
>>27246472
I really like hermane
>>27246844
>Chrysalis impersonated Cadence to get Shining's dick
>Chrysalis impersonated Shining afterwards and used Shining's cum plus one of her eggs to oviposit into Cadence, who just thought Shining was smashing her baby cave a little harder than usual
>Cadence feeds new queen an infinite amount of love in the womb
>Strange, not-supposed-to-happen-and-never-has-happened-before alicorn baby comes out with a penchant for destruction
It could happen...
>>27246817
>poppy
dude who?
>>27246838
I second this... very hard.
>>27246869
this one
>>27246817
Rarity doing that thing where she magically lifts Glimmer's leg while measuring her.
And make it lewd.
>>27246865
so this was basically Oliver irl but in pony form
>>27246817
Junior playing videogames.
>>27246868
Never would happen.
Pinkie liked the baby.
Pinkie would never like something evil.
>>27246878
who are them?
>>27246878
What is this shit
Where's my weed pony
>>27246817
Rarity cosplaying as Luna hanging out with Luna cosplaying as Rarity.
First of all, MLP should've ended after season 3, since Twilight learned all important stuff about friendship. After massive success they spent a season for twilight to get used to the new world, some generic stories and tried to set up a progression with the rest of the mane6 "showing their true element", by doing the right thing, not the easy thing, like AJ telling an inconvenient truth, Fluttershy being hard, RD sticking to the losing teams for loyalty's sake and so on...
The missions in season 5 made sense in terms of the overall story, but didn't work as standalone episodes. It was just these general problems solved by only 2 ponies of the mane6.
Side characters saved season 4 and 5, but they finished the CMC line and the episodes used the side chars more than the chars used the time to show depth. Despite maybe Luna, her struggles with her past but also her care for restless ponies is so great and new and is a great addition to her initial problems in season 2.
SG is the new Twilight 2.0, she matures and faces quite a few problems that lonely teenies face, like choosing the "right" friends, sticking up to the lessons of their authorities, overcoming being the buster in high school or whatever. Inb4 fight with Moondancer over Sunburst!
Unrelated: To all Cadence Cuckdence fags, Cadence only took in Shining Armors dick, unless Chrysalis cast a spell on his semen, the baby is fine, however, Chrysalis could give child to her own royal baby and proclaim that her bastard son should be the new ruler, if Cadence' baby is female. Literally Game of Hooves.
>>27246910
dude what
>>27246893
poppy and her wife
>>27246817
Draw a cute cyborg mare having her detachable bits serviced by mechanic anon.
>>27246891
>Pinkie thought Discord was funny
I beg to differ!
Also, it really liked Pinkie, but Pinkie was more or less just a babysitter type of pony to her.
>>27246918
yeah but who is poppy, man?
>>27246817
Episode discussion pony trying to get her mlpg classroom to pay attention to the lesson.
>>27246918
Yo, what not just draw some Tree Hugger smoking some crystal fucking weed
>>27246930
>>27246930
poppy opossum
>>27246936
smoking crystal weedwith sombra
>>27246930
I think it's a /trash/ thing
because it isn't a pony thing
>>27246939
Isn't that some webcomic?
Draw pone insulting you for liking dumb comics.
>>27246939
what episode was she in?
Being a pony must be suffering.
Not being able to pick things with the precision of a hand is hell.
>>27246817
gloomy and abeni
>>27246949
>>27246951
>>27246948
I PUT IT IN SPOILERS SO PEOPLE COULD MAKE REQUESTS ON THE DOWNLOW FOR LATER AND IT WOULDN'T DERAIL ANY CONVERSATION WITH NONPONY
ARE YOU HAPPY
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
>>27246817
Twilight Sparkle eating her cutlery+plates
>>27246817
This with Pinkie
Who the FUCK is poppy?
>>27246962
WHO
IS ALBENI
WHAT IS THAT
IS THAT A PASTA??
AND ISLAND IN THE MEDITERRANEAN??
>>27246817
this with Scootaloo
>>27246969
How about taking it back to /co/ or /trash/ or tumblr?
>>27246955
You got super dexterous mouth muscles to compensate, which also means you're better at oral.
Decent trade off?
>>27246988
how about calm down buddy
The curiosity killed the filly.
>>27246955
But the tradeoff is you get to be a super cute pony.
Well worth it.
>>27246969
Nobody knows what poppy is, so when you said it casually, everyone thought that it was just some sort of common knowledge thing they didn't know about, but it turns out that nobody actually knows about it, not even you
>>27247001
It's not pony related.
okay you can be the little pony
but you have to give Fluttershy a kiss once a day
on the mouth
>>27246969
>people being cool
>about anything
>ever
>>27247018
Am I her little sister? I'll make out with her, sure.
>>27246974
>>27247010
http://www.poppy-opossum.com/
What happened to amazodash threads?
>>27247020
Nobby, please understand, it isn't pony related and it isn't a popular thing.
>>27247044
"dude what"
-some faggot
>>27247033
I see threads for this on /co/ all the time but I've never touched it.
What's it about?
>>27247033
Oh... uh...
Okay, two things my man:
1. People like ponies. Ponies are cute, super cute
2. Furry stuff can be... eh. It's not tasteful porn, so it's gonna be hard to sell without having a rabid fanbase to pander to
>>27246988
How about neck yourself?
>>27246992
>being able to suck dick better
>decent trade off
>>27246817Kit being adorable
>>27247106
relax dude, take another weed pill
>>27247126
>not wanting to suck dick better
What are you, gay?
>>27246817
ALSO
STREAMING THESE REQUESTS
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
guys please chill I'm sorry my dudes
>>27247132gotchu senpai
>>27247126
careful filly, that might be one of those homosexuals
>>27246817
Drinking a filly up.
Like a milkshake.
"I never said that!" said Pony as the moderators played a clip of Pony saying "that"
Put in the ol' tape: Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
Turnt that shit up had the bass cold bumpin'
Cruisin through the eastside south of Compton
You can't drink a filly. That's physically impossible.
>>27247189
Mr. Zadir pls
>>27247189
But they look delicious.
>>27247205Beatriz*
>>27247205
yeah bro let's talk about it on /co/ tbqh I'll make a thread
jesus
>>27246878
>het
>>27247227
I miss when we could be /co/ in MLPG
>>27246939
dude what
>>27247253
and /a/ and /tg/ and /k/ and etc.
>>27247253
It's better this way, really. On /co/, hiatus = 0general.
>>27247269
What happened to us?
>>27247205
haven't read it, I'll check it out
>>27247227
why
>>27247269
Did that really happen? I found kinda funny seeing /sug/ traverse all of 4chan before /trash/ was made.Makes me wish I got into ponies back on the /co/ days.
>>27247281
>one guy throws a fit
>"EVERYTHING'S CHANGED"
>>27247300
It feels like multiple people throw fits each time you talk about anything from other boards. Heck we're not even other boards often anymore.
>>27247274
Only for the shitposting threads like SUG and Frz
>>27247299
Yeah since mlpg was made up of people from a lot of other boards we talked about a lot of different topics.
>>27247281shitposters and janitors that prefer to listen to them instead of actual posters
TALK ABOUT YOUR STUFF
DO IT NOW
>>27247327
and us
literally any ''hype'' cartoon, is gonna get either content or shitposting if not both and both are banworthy on /co/ these days
>>27247352
I like bird ponies
>>27247367
what does it mean when 2 bird ponies nest together?
>>27247376
they need to find like four or five more bird pals for a proper crowd
>there are people that are legitimately upset that we can't "BE OTHER BOARDS"
Holy shit, this is the pony thread on the pony board. Fuck off.
>>27247352
I occasionally like unponied ponies.
>>27247352
Ponies are a stuff.
>>27247404
>>27247394
Is she good at hopping?
>>27247394
SCOOTAROO
>>27247438
are you okay
Next week looks like a skippable episode.
>>27247441
Fucking time travel, man.
>>27247457
What's it about?
>>27247475
>>27247477
Rainbow Dash.
>>27246837
>>27247477
This one
Don't have impure thoughts about the ponies, especially the fillies.
>>27247487
what the fuck, man
>>27247484
>>27247488
Oh, then I'll watch it.
>>27247487
God dammit, nobby.
>>27247484
Oh yeah, it's probably going to be boring, but you should never skip pone.
>>27247482
That's not not-Noi, this is. A Noickoff, if you will.
>>27247487
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
>>27247394
I'M TAKIN THIS TO ME MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT, I AM I AM!
>>27247487
>>27247484
>>27247488
This wouldn't even be so terrifying if they were still using the old Dash
>>27247487
dude loss, lmao
>>27247487
I hate that it makes me laugh every time.
>>27247505
lyra noi, then?
>>27247534
Loss is humanity's greatest achievement.
you wouldn't download a princess
>>27247549
why not
>>27247549
Would. Have. And I'd do it again!
>>27247558
because she's a queena size queen
>>27247568
we'd have something in common, at least
>>27247106
I wish I could
neck hickeys are legitimately the only thing that feels good besides my dick and kissing
nipple play is autismal and just no
>>27247505
>Noi puns
>>27247558
>raidenlestia
>>27247549
I'd rather download a car.
filly is reading Two Kinds
And throws sideways glances at you
>>27247586
These days you could print a car easily if you don't mind the costs.
>>27247591
>easily
yeah no
>>27247597
>>27247609
>Twilight hosts a dinner party.
>Doesn't bother wearing her regalia and tiara.
Goddamn it Twi you lazy little shit you.
>>27247623
>Tells Glimmer she has to bring a guest a few hours before it starts
Why is Jim so beta?
>>27247620
Boop
/BoÍžop/
Verb
1. to boop
>>27247642
>>27247623
Twilight Sparkle will snap her crown in half and tell off the princess in the finale.
>what can I getcha anon?
>>27246838
>>27246876
>>27247710
I'll have a double double and a clownburger.
>>27247677Just imagine how many MLPG Anons might have died along the years.
>>27247710
A better pony.
>>27247710
Two Dashburgers please.
>>27247717
that's pretty neato colors
thanks noborino
>>27247723
No one ever remembers that tripfag that died in a car accident like a month after S1 ended.
>>27247726
>>27246838
>>27246876
and this one
>>27247743
Rainbow Dash
now available on VHS
>>27247723
That girl that drew Stoned Trixie died. I can't remember if she was on /mlpg/ or not.
>>27247752
Ghost, and I'm pretty sure she wasn't
>>27247717
that's a fast pon
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>27247773
go to bed Scootaloo
>>27247743
dude what
Are you keeping up with the latest scene?
>>27247799
Best to ever boop is my AOTY
>>27247779
Scootaloo is cute.
>>27247831
go to bed, Sweetie Belle
>>27247837
Apple Bloom is cute.
>>27247825
>>27247851
Best horse
>>27247841
go to bed anon
>>27247864
hello tiny horse
>>27247847
>That's an actual screencap from the show.
Applejack's seen some shit.
Let the fillies hit the floor.
>>27247710
>>27247738
Is this roleplaying?
>>27247896
report it so we can all find out
https://derpiboo.ru/1144542
>ruinig a $1000+ plushie
>>27247871
You'd think she be used to it by now.
>>27247851
no more parties
if you were a mare would you just walk around naked or would you wear cute skirts and stuff
>>27247950
I'd dress up all the time
>>27247919
Oh? Lilmissjay is still around I see.
>>27247919
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/merch+sexploitation
>>27247971
fucking meme face if I ever saw one
I really liked this episode. Premier aside, this season is looking solid.
>>27247998
Shut up.
Filly is barking at the door again.
>>27247998
Literally everything on the show is a meme nowadays.
>>27248014
no,if I let you out you'll just want back in again
WOO WOO
>>27248055
would eat
Pony says she'll have the Liberty. and if you're out of that, she'll just have Death
>>27248101
all I have in stock is sectarian warfare
>>27248112
pony says she was a secretary once so that should be okay
Fillies are like idling CPUs.
>>27248197
you're so dumb, filly, that's not how you eat a banana
>>27248197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>>27248212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-nWSjzXY9Q
Did you remember to cuddle your waifu today?
>>27248234
No becauseI'm not real
>>27248234
Sure I'll go cuddle my horsecock dildo right now!
>>27248308
So glad that thing will never be in the show.
>>27248322
I know right ugly monster high shit
>>27247723
>people die
but we won't...
..right?
>>27248234
technically I did while I was sleeping this morning
>>27248322
>>27248332
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/04/hasbro-releases-2015-annual-report-eg.html
>"Core MY LITTLE PONY revenues increased but were, however, more than offset by lower net revenues from the MY LITTLE PONY EQUESTRIA GIRLS products."
lol EqG getting shitcanned soon.
Reminder: Hasbro scored the rights to make Disney Princess dolls last year. They can just concentrate on selling those.
>>27248333
Don't worry Holy Trinity, science will eventually beat Nature and we'll live forever.
>>27247971
delete this
>>27248353
>artificially perpetually distancing yourself from God
Pretty sure there is some lesson somewhere that says don't do that
>>27248353
>live forever
Sounds like an eternal torture desu senpai
Filly wants to become a deity.
>>27248381
she has to collect all the masks first
>>27248381
Get a copy of the Necromicon, filly. Read its incantations out loud until you ascend to join the Great Old Ones.
>>27248381
>>27248349
What if pones end up as disney princesses?
>>27248376Don't worry, eventually we'll all merge into an omnipotent being and create the next iteration of the Universe. In the meanwhile enjoy the cute ponies.
>>27248437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfmIi_vN1-Y
>>27248447
I'm getting Friendship is Optimal vibes.
Is there anything you can't do with a filly?
They're just so absorbent.
>>27248471
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE OXI-FILLY
>>27248478
>Three happy fillies get tossed into the pool
>Within seconds the water is soaked up
>The fillies seem disappointed
>>27248389
my favorite zelda
>>27248489
BAM!
LIKE MAGIC!
IT'S JUST THAT EASY!
>>27248381
filly has to make a wish grandoise enough that she becomes a concept fueled by her karmic potential
>>27248468
It's actually an extrapolation of the theory about our reality being a simulation. Our duty is to eventually create the next universe, as in a simulation inside a simulation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulated_reality
>>27248518
filly used her wish on a box of filly treats
>>27248525
filly has become a devourer of worlds as she reshapes the universe into a "box" of filly treats
>>27248518
Filly is not for suffering.
What are filly treats shaped like?
>>27248544
penises
>>27248544
Screaming humans, according to >>27248537
>>27248550
>screaming
>not embracing the chance to be a part of the allfilly
>>27248544
like a wall.
>>27248544
little dog bones
Filly doesn't know why you keep talking about her.
She doesn't like being the centre of attention.
I hope the allpony and the allfilly get along.
Why is her eyes so big?
>>27248606
punching a pony
RIGHT IN THE EYE
>>27248610
>>27248606
Your pupils get larger when you're looking at someone you love.
>>27248615
Then how come when I look at the sun my pupils shrink?
>>27248606
Pony mushrooms
>>27248606
>One eye shine
That mare is a stallion.
Serious question, has anyone here spent the full 6 years in MLPG completely anonymous?
>>27248623
>>27248640
Not completely.
99% Anonymous.
I take a name sometimes when I do contribute type things that need a name. Usually a different name for different things. Mostly because I'd rather do things when I want.
>>27248640
No, but you wouldn't even know me anyway.
>>27248640
depending on what you mean by completely I have, but I left after it took off and came back mid s3
>>27248640
Lurked when it was announced mlp was going to be coming back. Avoided mlpg on /co/ because I thought it was a ban honeypot, avoided /mlp/ because it had /fur/ 2.0 written all over it. Didn't start actively posting until a few months later near the end of s2 and it seemed like things were here to stay.
Always posted Anonymously. I don't think I have a choice now and I'd rather not derail the general more than it already derails itself.
>>27248715
>Avoided /mlp/ because it had /fur/ 2.0 written all over it
Jesus me too. Still surprised we're not banned.
I guess after the shitstorms one general caused by getting deleted they decided to just quarantine us.
Gimme a pony to copy.
>>27248785
Do not pirate the ponies
>>27248785
>>27248640
Haven't been here the full 6 years but over the, christ, nine years on 4chan I've never used a name aside for fun shitposting reasons.
>>27248785
that bubblegum lyra
>>27248792
Didn't give me an eye color. Also, can't do crystals.
>>27248826
>no crystals
lame
but yeah, do fruticutie
I'm pony
Pony, pony, pony
So pony
I'm pony, pony, pony tonight
>>27248844
You don't belong here
>>27248821
>>27248829
>>27248844
>Hey guys, has anyone seen Rumble around?
>>27248849
DO GILDA
DO IT OR UR A FAGET
>>27248849
now do a scene with all the different lyras
>>27248620
anon please don't stare directly into the sun
>>27246342
>>27248873
This thread needs more ponyfalls
>>27248859
Apparently it just spits them out randomly.
At least I'm the right color.
>>27248882
some of these look fairly dead
>>27248882
AND THE PONES WERE DEAD
>>27248893
They're realdolls.
pretty fuckin bored man
wish mobile games werent total shit
what to do what to do
eh hoplite is ok
>>27248894
I'm mad that I still find these super funny
Have you ever thought of just turning off the tv, sitting down with your fillies, and molesting them?
Oh my god, what have I done?
>>27248920
have you ever thought of thinking about your posts before you submit them
>>27248928
I wouldn't shitpost half as often.
Sometimes I look at my old posts and think "wow that guy's retarded."
>>27248921
AHHHH
Quick save the pony!
>>27248921
It's Sleipnir!
A blushing Sleipnir.
>>27248921
I want to gravity gun Celestia's butt.
dear princess celestia
how do I make friends
your faithful student, anonymous
I have entered hell.
>>27248961
Pick up that tiny one over there.
>>27248961
that Dash is pretty cute
>>27248961
That Dash is asking for it. What a harlot.
>>27248961
I knew all along that dash was a huge slut but this is just getting out of hand.
>>27248961
heh
she's wearing a rain-bow
>>27248997
huge nap slut, maybe
>>27248961
Dash has horrible fashion-sense
>>27249002
she just loves sucking those big nap dicks
>>27248977
>>27248993
>>27248997
>>27248998
>>27249004
You guys sure do have Dash on the brain.
>>27249020
it's one of the stranger things in that image
the tiny pink pony with a staff is a close second, and everything else is just typical gmod
>>27248640
yeah
>>27249033
It's not a staff, it's a facehugger.
>>27249020
Did you kill that pony? You monster
>>27249056
Not only the pony but also the thread!
literal horse porn on HBO tonight
>>27249127
Pls no spoilers. Us yuropoor haven't the chance to watch until after work.
>>27249127
horse cocks are oddly alluring
>>27249127
wait, what?
>>27248368
...Do I have to summon my fedora, deluded fool?
>>27247444
who's that OC?
>>27249147
Tonight's episode of Silicon Valley had two horses fucking. And let's just say that there wasn't really any attempt to hide anything.
>>27249174
Sounds unfworthy, will the scene be available somewhere or are they really anal about having clips on youtube and such?
>>27249174
>Silicon Valley is back
>and it's got literal horsefucking
awesome
>>27249179
looks like it's up on project free tv
>>27249174
Horses fucking isn't controversial, I watch videos of them on Youtube all the time.
>>27249201
Sure no one bats an eye when hbo does it, but when I try to film my own in the basement suddenly people are like "you can't do that" and "oh my god have you just been shoveling the poop into the corner?"
>>27249214
Pff, please, you haven't heard shit until you hear a shotgun rack in a stable.
>locator can't find this thread because the old horse is stuck in some stage of unded
>>27249224
>We will never have a "Twilight graduates from horse-university" episode, like what Faust intended for her originally.
>>27249214
>"oh my god have you just been shoveling the poop into the corner?"
>>27249127
>>27249174
I love this show
>>27249252
Well - even in season 1 she didn't really spend time on attending horse university so I am not sure how she even planned to do that.
>>27249258
Celestia was sending Twilight shitloads of books to study/read.
And a few of the comics have had her travelling to Canterlot to take exams.
I'm hungry, gonna go to the burger place. Want anything?
>>27249291
I'll just take a side of cheesy filly fries
>>27249255
>It also has bondage.
Twi is *very* possessive about her, uh, "friends"…She really would just drag you off and have her way with you if you get her hot and bothered, wouldn't she?
>>27249313
No, she'd just use Starlight
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27249326
Looks like that princess likes to be deep in the bush!
Starlight
>You don't love me anymore?
>Her horn starts to glow
>I can fix that
>>27249328
Isn't it terrible how her personality is totally different than in S1?
The writers don't care, it's all about merchandise!am I doing it right?
>>27249356
Cadence taught her well
Is it weird to want a pony to sit on your face?
>>27248349
I really doubt its getting canned. According to Hasbro the mini toys offset the loses from last year. Remember that those toys were released in December of 2015. So as long as those toys keep selling the way they are right now everything is going to be ok
>>27249414
KISS ME
#VoteBajaBlast
Who is Pinkie Pie?
Colt
Kicky Scoots.
Free Sunset from "Equestria Girls" before she goes down with the ship!
>>27249507
Sunset is dead.
Trixie is the queen now.
>>27249507
How can u free a character from their brand????
>>27249507
Time will tell if the ship will truly sink, but if it does I'm not sure how they'd bring her back without making her redundant as an actual pony again. Maybe she can team up with Starlight and they make their own mane six team.
So what happened to the original EqG Sunset?
>>27249585
she lives happily on her horse farm
>>27249585
Probably murdered by horse Sunset before she stopped being evil.
>>27249580
So Trixie is a shower and not a grower?
>>27249591
I just can't get over how pretty she is.
>>27249599
Her hips are fucking amazing too.
>>27249599
She is very nice.
where are the ponies?
>>27249608
8 posts above oyu.
>>27249588
Do you think she rents them out, like some sort of horse-pimp?
>>27249224
She's so pretty.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE BUTTS
also fuck you people
poppy is good
>>27249672
I didn't care for it. It just moves too slow with no real overarching plot. Just encounters of the month, which she breezes through.
>>27249663
unf
I vastly prefer her with hooves and really dislike "Equestria Girls".
I view getting her back to Equestria as a way to drive a stake in that vampire franchise extension's heart.
>>27248288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErmZRsCIUsE
I can't deal.
>>27249700
I'm cool with both.
>>27249700
Well, she was made for that franchise. If it dies so does that character.
>>27249700
>>27249704
She makes a very cute pone.
>>27249706
Good end.
>>27249709
>>27249709
Too bad she doesn't make a cute human at all.
>>27249726
u wot m8
She looks better as one desu
>>27249726
It's not nice to lie, anon.
>>27249710
EG isn't going anywhere anyhow. Sales have picked up this year according to Hasbro.
So more of the character for those that like it.
As for the ones that liked the hooves better, well, that's just not going to happen.
>>27249734
>As for the ones that liked the hooves better, well, that's just not going to happen.
That doesn't disappoint me slightly. I would hope eventually science Twilight studies magic to the point where she becomes the expert and Sunset can run home if there's some sort of emergency where she's needed.
>>27249745
>doesn't
Shit, meant to say does.
>>27249745
I don't think that's the agenda of the show runners and Hasbro. This late in the show's life I don't see it happening especially with how the fourth movie has been shaping up so far. They intend to keep em separate far as I can tell.
Best leave that to fan art and fanfiction.
>>27249752
Well I don't expect it to actually happen. Mostly just hopes.
Shh, the fillies are sleeping.
>>27249580
Puny little horns.
>Today is World Tuna Day
Please remember to keep your screws out of the tuna.
>>27249794
>already ate a can of tuna this morning
... does that count as being productive?
>>27249794
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO
>>27249775
I'm gonna sleep with the fillies
>>27249810
The fillies are awake.
>>27249810
... What the hell. Always has to be one.
>>27249815
All the better.
Post ponies that have color schemes that you like.
>>27249839
That's a long-winded way of saying "post pre-S4 ponies"
>>27249839
>>27249839
But almost all of them have color schemes I like
>>27249839
>>27249839
I actually really like Twilights.
She's a big ol' hunk of grapelicious bubblegum.
>>27249857
Some day Twilight will be hired by the Greasy Slut
>>27249860
She once tried to apply when she was younger, but it didn't work out.
>>27249860
she just needs to put on a few first
Oh man, an episode called "Nubile Dash" can't be bad.
>>27249775
>Applebloom's awful nightmares about her parent's gruesome carting accident deaths
continue even with her friends present
>invisible penis
>>27249922
Humanized/anthro Chrysalis is, has been, and always will be absolute shit.
>>27249919
>>27249971
Isn't that what she wore during the Sombra future?
>>27249975
Spider-man, get out of here.
>banned on derpibooru
>okay
>can't even favorite images
OH SHIT IM SORRY
>>27249971
AJ looks adorable in practical clothes.
>>27249987
Sorry for what?
>>27249987
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our bans, since they're such good size and all.
>>27249971
Applejack would make the best trucking companion.
>>27250017
I dunno, after a few hours, there'd be nothing to talk about.
>>27250054
>>27250064
Best trucking companion
I want to hate niggers with Applejack
It's an ambush
>>27250123
Rarity is so out-of-character in those comics. She acts more like Pinkie.
>>27250125
She's a silly horse, yes. I just take it as light hearted fun so I don't mind, but I agree.
This is just a tribute from a fan to the artist behind raridashdoodles, by the way
>>27250125
>>27250137
>>27250125
>expecting any better from faggots who ship the mane 6 with eachother
>>27249839
>>27250054
A lot of truckers take dogs with them. Do the two exchange words? Of course not. That doesn't make dogs bad trucking companions.
>>27250196
so Applejack is like a dog
>>27250200
Are you saying AJ is a bitch?
>>27250202
maybe
>>27250200
Nice logical leap
>>27250216
thanks
she's waiting, Anon
>>27250224
does she need me to rub pony lotion on her crotch again
>>27250224
But there's nothing there.
>>27250224
"Sorry Rarity, I like you and all but not in that way. My heart belongs to another."
>>27250236
You are a faggot
>>27250236
>>27250235
>not rubbing in the modesty disenchanting lotion
For shame.
>>27250236
Twat.
ybbon eht nioj
>>27250283
tahw edud
>>27250241
but rarityyour sister belongs to you
>>27250240
>>27250276
Rarifags gtfo pls
Character that falls in love with princes and popular stallions and assorted socialite garbage.
>Oh boy, best waifu!
>>27250283
>>27250291
ffo kcuf
which pony would you be friends with
>>27250308
She's better than whoever your waifu is you dill
>>27250196
I saw a trucker walking his dog the other day. I guess it wouldn't be too bad
>>27250317
tree hugger
as an anon, i can stand still until moss grows on my north-facing sides and i appear to be a tree
then i just need to be patient enough for her to come along and hug me and hope she doesnt notice my blushing
rarifags get out reeeeeeeee
>>27250326
Could she really hug someone wearing a filthy Anon suit covered in moss and dirt from a place of authenticity?
>>27250332
>Mane 9
>sounds like mainline
>these ponies are drugs
>I am addicted to them
BRAVO HASBRO
>>27250332
Nyx the two Twilight clones and we have a deal
>>27250332
What a terrible pic. Please remove Sunset, Starlight, Trixie and Twilight's wings.
>>27250335
she might appreciate my dedication to form
>>27250332
UNICORN PRIVILEGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27250332
What the fuck is Trixie doing there
>>27250332
Why does AJ look as if she was railed into the ground just half a minute ago?
>>27250326
Anon all you have to do to get a hug from Tree Hugger is tobe yourself
>>27249839
superduper
pretty
lyra
Twilight agrees to let you have your way with her, but on the condition that all her friends have to watch.
>>27250365
How do I become friends with Lyra's girlfriend?
>>27250367
But Rarity might laugh at how inexperienced I am and make me feel self-conscious
>>27250308
Yeah, just ignore the episodes where she's learnt that status isn't the be all end all.
>>27250367
The orange one is planning something. This is a trap, isn't it?
>>27250363
yeah, i know, but it would be difficult for tree hugger to get a good grip for a hug when i'm lying face-down on the floor going 'blluuuuurgh' with my face squashed up against the tiles.
>>27250367
I am going to give that pony belly rubs.
Without protection.
>>27250372
She's just as bad as fluttershy when it comes to retaining that lesson.
>>27250317
Does it have to be just one pony?
>>27250371
Don't worry, mares consider it cute when they watch a stallion get milked for the first time.
>>27250379
Examples?
Because I don't feel like she has obsessed over someone of high social standing since Simple ways.
>>27250374
Are you seriously doubting her ability to hug.
She'd hug the fuck out of you even if you were in fetal position crying about how terrible everything is.
If this mare wants to hug you, she's going to hug you.
>>27250374
It's alright, Anon. She would understand.
>>27250384
Multiple love interests over multiple episodes.
>>27250384
And that was a genuine crush and not at all close to what happened between her and Blueblood
>>27250392
>Multiple love interests
Trenderhoof and?
>>27250389
>Anon
That got me.
>>27250369
you can't
she's too grump
>>27250398
Blueblood
Spike
Applejack
>>27250332
ban the wings!
>>27250399
He looks like Deadpool or something
>>27250332
>mostly unicorns
It's like being able to manipulate reality to your will is the best race.
>>27250385
i want Monocot Molester to be my friend
>>27250141
why is this so funny
what are your favorite laugh out loud moments
>>27250416
How the fuck does Hearth's Warming even make sense?
Unicorns are completely unable to dominate nature by themselves require the help of ponies which they skill-wise completely dwarf in all areas?
Oh, maybe except flying, but then unicorns don't need to fly because they can just fucking teleoprt :^)
>>27249585
>>27250417
Excuse you, her name is Evergreen Embrace.
>>27250407
I didn't count Blueblood because he turned out to be an ass right off the bat and her whole night with him was her hoping he wasn't such a bitch.
But I guess he counts.
Spike's thing for Rarity is one sided and she doesn't feel the same way for him as he does her. So you can't really call him a love interest.
They broke up and Rarity has been starting a fashion horse harem. She already has Coco and Sassy
>>27250433
My ass isn't that fat.
>>27250428
>unicorns don't need to fly because they can just fucking teleoprt
they can't at least most of them
>>27250428
Unicorns don't have the same crop magic as earth ponies do.
Also I think it's a case of the few unicorns who actually are capable of this stuff having better things to do than waste their magic on food production. Why not let the peasants do it when they are already there anyway?
>>27250417
I want her to be mygirlfriend
>>27250431
it's actually Fern Fucker
>>27250428
Only Twilight and Glimmer can teleport
>>27250433
>greenface
how racist
>>27247728
>>27250433
I'm telling HR
>>27250440
They could if they studied the spell.
>>27250442
Because you turn a small family farm into a money-making behemoth.
>>27250407
I said ponies of "high social standing". Only blueblood applies.
Rarity doesn't seem to care anymore about it. Because she's had character development.
>>27250445
Flora Fornicator?
>>27250450
>Because you turn a small family farm into a money-making behemoth.
Not necessarily. Yeah, Twilight could harvest all of the orchard in a single day - but that doesn't increase the output of it, it's still limited by the growth speed of the apples, and that depends (presumably) on earth pony magic.
I just got to see the new episode and I really liked it.
It was pretty much as good as I wanted it to be and I don't even care about the parts that could be pandering. Trixie and Starlight were really cute, and the ending was nice and heartwarming.
I just want to take this moment to say how hot Trenderhoof is. That's all
i love derpy
>>27250457
and they seem to finish all the bucking by the time harvest season is over anyways, so the yield wasn't increased at all
>>27250466
>It was pretty much as good as I wanted it to be and I don't even care about the parts that could be pandering.
Vinyl was not the best decision setting wise I think, but yeah, it was rather inconsequential to the episode.
And the rest of it was really nice.
>>27250467
rarity get off the computer
>>27250449
They don't care, humans are second class citizens.
>>27250469
>>27250471
Yeah, that's what I meant. A unicorn could maybe do it in less time (assuming they are skilled enough at magic at least), but it won't actually change anything about the farms output so you can just let the earth ponies do it instead.
You don't send your brightest employee to copy some documents either, that's a job for the intern.
>>27250446
So can >pic related
>>27250484
>>27250475
Yeah, that was pretty meh. It's offset by the good though.
Trixie willing to pretty much get herself eaten with how heartbroken she was seems pretty extreme now that I think of it.
>Anon, handcuffed to the leg of Harshwhinny's desk: "Oh shoot, did I email those reports?"
>>27250487
i love sunset's colors
>>27250494
>Trixie willing to pretty much get herself eaten with how heartbroken she was seems pretty extreme now that I think of it.
If it wasn't a show about cute marshmallow ponies who look adorable no matter what kind of fucked up shit they do that would have been pretty dark, yeah.
>>27250494
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/30/1143109.gif
>suicide by vore in front of live audience
What did Randumb pixel from the episode by the way?
I've pretty much had to stay away from here the last two days.
>>27250505
>>27250478
If you don't want to suck Trenderhoof's dick you are stupid
>>27250514
>>27250514
The dinner.He spent like half the time on Celestia's mane
>>27250475
>>27250494
I really didn't mind Vinyl.
I think the joke was ponies who were established to never really talk (ignoring the fact that Derpy talked in SoL) so who else would you use?
>>27250521
Excellent. I wonder why didn't Vinyl make the cut.
>>27250525
Seems like it was worthwhile. It looks great.
the notion that even a vanishingly small percentage of ponies haven't been seized and forcibly cummed in fills my heart with steely resolve.
>>27250528
I was trying to think of a good replacement, but nothing comes to mind that could fit in the same amount of time.
>>27250528
I don't mind Vinyl in general either, but she just doesn't fit into Ponyville. It's this small rural town that is still stuck somewhere in the past and then you have the DJ pony with the dyed mane and purple sunglasses running around, listening to dubstep.
>>27250528
but cranky had no problem talking, and as you said Derpy has talked in the past.
Vinyl was really the odd one out in that scenario
>>27250466
This Johnny Test writer just keep getting better Party pooped(pacing was dogshit) -> Hearthbreaker -> No second prances
>>27250530
>I wonder why didn't Vinyl make the cut.
I assume the picture would have been too crowded with her. Either she would have been half hidden by Cranky or Derpy would have been half hidden by the ice sculpture.
>>27250543
I guess I see what you mean. I don't really mind her in P-ville, but I guess she would fit better in one of the more modern cities.It wasn't dubstep.
>>27250546
Cranky was different. The joke with him is that his is always cranky.
The joke with Vinyl and Derpy is that they never talked. Derpy has only spoken in two episodes. She's been mute in every other appearance even when she's been given a chance to speak.
>>27250548
I'm glad that Starlight seems to be working well into the cast too. I was kind of worried she may fall flat. Her still not being completely over trying to alter ponies was pretty funny to me.
>>27250551
Makes sense, fair enough.
>>27249839
I like earthy colors
>>27250558
>Her still not being completely over trying to alter ponies was pretty funny to me
That was one of my favorite parts of the episode.
I'm so glad she's not just S1 Twilight.
>>27250519
i mean i want to suck a horse dick as much as the next guy but his is not the first one that comes to mind
Do not cut the pony.
>>27250558
>Her still not being completely over trying to alter ponies was pretty funny to me.
>Here, let me just cast a spell on your brother that leads to mental incontinence
>that is totally acceptable, right?
merry may more like memey meme
>>27250570
You just know that's the spell she used to force potential dissenters to spill the beans back when she was a cult leader
>>27250570
I love how she tried to rationalize it before changing him back.
>>27250563
And Twilight being so worried at who was allowed to be close to Starlight, cause of their potential influence, to the point of her trying to pick friends for her was equal parts funny and cute. She's certainly no Celestia.
>>27250568
what if she's into it
a small amount of pain or fear can be exhilarating.
>>27250573
Why do you people like Glim Glam? She is a canon terrible pony.
>>27250615
Cause she's trying to be better and still has parts of her past self that seep out to hilarious consequence.
>not a single line from celstia
>trixie sounds like rainbow dash half of the time
What were the opinions about the episode? I couldnt be here when it aired, but it seemed meh to me.
>>27250634
I riked it
>>27250634
I just watched it an hour ago too and I really liked it. Those things didn't bother me so much since Starlight, Twilight, and Trixie were great for me. I didn't even notice it really until it was pointed out.
>>27250634
It was alright, had its moments but nothing to write home about.
MLPG loved it as usual.
>>27250634
EPISODE NOT PERFECT
>>27250615
I liked her since the cutie map I always loved good villain
>>27250634
it was alright
How do I get pony to like me?
>>27250650
anon please no smash
which waifu has the most pathetic fans
>>27250671
All of them how is this even a question
>>27250671
well you just posted
>>27250671
Sunset
An episode where Dash finds a boy she likes.
But she's super duper inexperienced at dating.
And she doesn't really understand the way she feels.
But it drives her to try.
Dash keeps getting the attention of the guy and shows off how cool she is.
That way, he'll like her.
>>27250687
rarity did it already
>>27250687
>>27250694
Rarity falls in love all the time.
>>27250700
I want to bin Fluttershy
>>27250707
>>27250634
>What were the opinions about the episode?
It was generally pretty well received. There were some minor flaws but the good outweighed the bad by far.
Also sudoku through manticor.
>>27250701
oh god it's true
she even fell in love with an inanimate object when she was discorded
>>27250525
I'd have spent more time on it but I didn't really feel like spending a several days on a single piece right now.
>>27250551
More or less.
>>27250724
She's a romantic. Everything is over the top and OH WOE IS ME
Do you think the ponies will be amazed by how much Anonymous can eat?
I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse.
>>27250767
No.
>>27250767
Anonymous is the Son Goku of Equestria when it comes to that
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"
- Manticore
>>27250767
Pinkie can eat more
>>27250782
Pinkie cheats. She burns it all by partying 24/7
>>27250781
"I'm so suicidal I could get eaten."
- Trixie
"Hey... wanna make a deal?"
- both
>>27250811
"For I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
>>27250829
>Glimmer becomes Equestria's Oppenheimer
I would like this.
i love fillies in every way possible
>>27250811
>>27250829
>Eavesdropping on Twilight's speech about how she wouldn't have met her friends if it wasn't for the rainboom
>How could she have been living under a rock to not have known the world would have ended many times over if it wasn't for Twilight and co. did her village not get the memos?
>You did it. You won. Welcome to apocalypse!
>Pussy THE FUCK OUT
You know what, not even angry anymore. Not even disappointment.
Only pity.
which pony would make the best president and why
>>27250938
What
>>27250952
I'm thinking Applejack. Though my favorite being Twilight tempts me to think she'd be better due to her being so organized.
>>27250952
Celestia
>>27250952
>>27250962
What does it say?
AM I BACK IN TIME
I HAVE TO WARN YOU BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
DON'T VOTE FOR PIP, HE
>>27250952
Celestia.
Because she has the wisdom and experience of more than a thousand years.
>>27250952
PRESIDENT SNIPS
>>27251067
Equestria is doomed.
New thread?
>>27251082
*smooch*
>>27251105
snips is a colt, anon
>>27251118
>>27251118
>>27251118
How to learn how to friend?
I love Princess Trixie
>>27250502
they're trash