606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) is due out this Wednesday (May 4)!
Between her niece's crystalling and this recent dinner, if Twilight's learned something important it's that she still has much to learn about teaching. Tutoring Dash and the CMC wasn't nearly the warm-up she may have thought it could be - though in fairness, she never had a curriculum in friendship to start with. Circumstances and personalities and backgrounds are different with Starlight Glimmer, anyhow, so she can't just run down a checklist, either. It's going to be a tall order to achieve whatever she hopes to achieve.But she'd like to live up to that princes of friendship title sometime.
>>27246331
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27251119
Fuck off pedo
>>27251118
>But she'd like to live up to that princes of friendship title sometime.
Lets just hope she doesn't mess it up and pushes Glimmer back into her old ways.
C'mon guys, seriously, WHERE is shithorse?
Sibling love
>>27251142
Both of my younger siblings are now grown and see me for the failure I am.
>>27251140
*sits on box*
>>27251142
BBBFF
>>27251142
>>27251117
yes, and?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/27/bbc-remake-watership-down-with-less-violence-to-avoid-scarring-c/
>>27251183
Literally a nanny state.
>>27251183
>More female characters
THE STORY
IS
LITERALLY
ABOUT THEM
NEEDING
TO FIND
MATES
>>27251183
10 years from now gen4 reruns will leave out most season finales for being too metal.
>>27251156
Better than being the youngest and the failure.
>>27251183
Funny how the people in charge of the BBC are all old men who grew up watching Hannah Barbera shit. I guess by implication they were left scarred?
>>27251232
If you're the youngest, that means you can learn from their mistakes and be even more successful when you reach their age.
>>27251183
>feminism
>>27251205
shhhh it doesn't have to make sense.
>>27251236
What's so scarring about Snagglepuss, Augie Doggie, and Yogi?
>>27251236
I don't get it either.
>people were raised with Grimm's Tales from early age
>yet somehow they think that today's children are incapable of handling anything even close to that
>>27251232My youngest brother just dropped out of business school because he wants to take science classes at the community college to take the mcat and go to med school. He tried to take the science classes at university but he kept failing.
at least you're not delusional
>>27251267
Tom and Jerry
Ranger Smith was always trying to find reasons to have Yogi killed.
>>27251232
>>27251156
I'm the middle one, and my big brother is by far the most successful of the trio. However, we are in completely different fields and points of interest so I guess it's harder to measure, but I see myself as the black sheep of the bunch.
>>27251295
>"Nnnyay, Boo Boo, do pickanick baskets usually come with a timer embedded into some funny looking clay?"
>>27251232
>tfw only child
>tfwnot a failure
>>27251299It's the same in my family, though I am the big brother.I have no idea how I managed to be more successful though because I am super lazy.
>>27251295
Tom and Jerry was some fucked up shit Anon.
>You hear the train coming as the cartoon ends
>>27251183
wtf is watership down
>>27251374
a-apple bloom?
>>27251417
QUICK REQUESTS
>>27251430
Rarity fitting Sweetie Belle for panties
>>27251430
Luna shooting guards from a cannon to replicate Trixie's stunt.
>>27251430
sunbutt looking at this board and cringing
We are many!
>>27251430
Apple Bloom dealing with heart eyes
>>27251430
anon getting infected with heart eyes
>>27251430
mayor mare horse panties
>>27251480
what does the filly song sound like
>>27251480
now show Pinkie slide tackling the fuck out of her
>>27251487
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING
>>27251490
>>27251430
I request a pony making a request kinky as fuck to you
>>27251492
banana pone
>>27251437
>not looking at this board and clopping
She's a freak
>>27251492
WHAT DOES FOX SAY
>mfw there is a marked lack of scrunch itt
>>27251494
N I C E
>>27251501
>>>>>clopping
where am I
what year is it
>>27251514
what's the problem, brony?
>>27251514
You're clearly on the wrong website, faggot.
>>27251514Dude, it's 2006, swishers only cost 75cents, but grams are back to 20$.
>>27251514
dude
what
>>27251524
wtf is a swisher
>>27251515
>>27251518
WHAT THE BUCK IS UP EVERYPONY!?
/)
>>27251530
Get into homer's next PTS somewhere else, you little shit.
>>27251535
are you just saying random words
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/2/22/1094388.gif
unf
>>27251534
(\
THIS THREAD JUST GOT 20% COOLER!
>>27251541
>califag
I hate living here and seeing all these faggots wearing shit emblazoned with CALI
>>27251534
OPPA GANGAM STYLE
>>27251534
>>27251546
>>27251549
>>27251553
>>27251564
God I lol'd
>>27251564
You're playing with fire, Anon.
>>27251564
THIS IS SO OATMEAL
>>27251564
>>27251527
what is going on here. why is that bar thing leaking?
>>27251527
I like some limited palette.
>>27251587
I think she has a palette fetish
>>27251548
>princess ea foal
how about some ponies
>>27251605
I really like the quiet yellow one
>>27251605
>>27251430
tree hugger being adorable
>>27251610
>>27251605
I guess.
>>27251625
Fluttershy's a bit like a pug. She always looks just a little bit confused, a little bit terrified, existing in constant fearful confusion about the terrible world she's been thrust into.
>>27251625
more yellow
>>27251632
Yellower
>>27251627
and she runs around in circles chasing her tail
>>27251641
also like pugs, she is an ever-suffering crime against god that was not meant to be.
I didnt choose the pug life
the pug life chose me
t. gym shirt
>>27251627
>>27251641
>>27251645
>tfw my pug is getting old so he just does his sad frog impression all day
>>27251664
pets getting old is soul wrecking
I remember when they were puppies ffs
>>27251664
Well he has to. It's his function.
>>27251695
I understand this reference
pony should something something
>>27251773
pony should exists
>>27251773
unf
>>27251778
unf
>>27251773
>>27251773
>>27251636
Did someone say yellow
>>27251790
Especially that one. The should something something the most.
I wish I was a background pony
>>27251825
Fluttershy pls
>>27251825
let us be background ponies together anonymous
Anyone have a review on how Fluttershy's butter tastes like?
>>27251867
What did you feel about those background stallions talking shit about Trixie and making her feel horrible last episode?
WAIT SHIT
>>27251430
>>27251620
>>27251497
>>27251463
>>27251462
>>27251437
ALRIGHT
DOING THESE ONES NOW
>>27251877
B E E F
E
E
F
>>27251883
it tastes yellow
wait shit
>>27251887
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
>>27251877
I SAW THAT
>>27251885
It was all the background horses anon, more mares than stallions even
But I think its pretty believable considering she enslaved the them all for a day and trapped them all in a giant bubble or worse
611- Flutter Brutter
>When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure
Who here hyped for Anon: the episode?
>>27251906
gonna be great
>>27251906
>first an episode where Trixie tries to kill herself for being a friendless loser
>now a legit NEET leeching on his relatives
It's the MLPG season!
>>27251927
>next episode is Dash fucking up and getting stuck with a nickname
it fits
>>27251906
I thought that already happened.
>>27251901
>>27251890
>thinking it was an accident
le conspiring hands.jpg
>>27251999
We've been over this. Moondancer is not a NEET. She's very clearly in some sort of education. She was just extremely introverted.
Pony's spring offensive has stalled in the mountains and she's running low on supplies for her vanguard. Little hooves on the map as she pores over the enemy counter-attack, her big eyes tearing up.
>>27252015
Well we can't all have the luxury of being NEET. It still hurt like hell to watch.
>>27252013
what
>>27251620
aight
>>27251906
>they ran out of friendship lessons so they decided to make NEET lessons
Cringe af tbhonest
>>27252015
>so what are you studying for?
>I just like reading
>oh....
No, Moondancer was bonafide NEET
>>27252033
dude what
>>27252033
If she wants to make such claims she will have to prove them
>>27252033
Gently lay the pony on its back.
Place my head on pony's belly, face down.
Fall asleep.
>>27252068
she has a letter of recommendation from Fluttershy
>>27252083
>>27252094
What episode of the show was this? I don't remember it.
>>27252103
There's nothing more for pony to give you.
All that's left for you to take is her poneginity.
>>27252177
oh come on she's just making up words at this point
>>27252184
>>27251497
>>27252209
wow super lewd
>>27252209
>fuccboiboipussy
>>27252209
I want that shirt
>>27252209
>Griffons and dragons
Does pony just like weird dicks or something
>>27252214
>>27252209
>Just a normal day in drawthread.png
Thanks nobby
>>27252220
knowing rainbow dash, she was unimpressed until she saw one jerk off until his junk spit fire
>>27252209
>pony is a self inserter
FUCKING
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>27252253
I'll self-insert myself into pony
>>27252230
what is draw thread
>>27252252
that's drizzle
>>27252258
and then what
>>27252267
Do pony stuff I guess
>>27252209
Well, are you going to draw her getting her womb filled with dragon and griffon cum or not?
>>27252267
that pony is begging to get her belly scratched
>>27252332
being a cute pony is NOT consent
>>27252332
keep your hANDS TO YOURSELF PONY DIDDLER
>>27252335
no she literally asked me to scratch her belly
she's literally begging for me to scratch her belly
>>27252348
CALL THE PONY POLICE
>>27252346
>>27252352
>>27251463
>>27252362
Ha, I knew they'd throw the book at you
>>27252377
The ass was fat.
>>27252377
>>27252377
THICCQUE
>>27252362
she's so great
>>27252209
>>27252419
>simcity 2000
Pls, a sophisticated mare like her would only use the original (which is also open source, now)
>>27252415
This has been me before, but getting plush requests
You switch heads with a pony. In that, pony's head is now attached to, and in control of, your body, while your head is on pony's.
Pony spends the next ten minutes flailing on the ground in a futile attempt to achieve verticality.
>>27252493
Fucking anthro.
>>27252493
feverishly bump my pony butt on the ground
>>27252377
>>27252388
>>27252427
Christmas Cake Mares a best
>>27252455
make me a plush pls
>>27252525
>>27252455
I'll give you $20 for a life-sized Sunburst plushie with a large Chance installed
Damn look how professoinal he is
HYPOTHETICAL TIME
LISTEN UP!
OKAY, FIRST YOU'RE GONNA NEEDAN ANTAGONIST - SOMEONE FROM THE SHOW, THE MOVIES, WHATEVER - ANY ANTAGONIST.
GOT IT? IS IT IN YOUR HEAD NOW?
GOOD.They're getting an episode dedicated to them this season, chronicling what they're up to since being defeated/dealt with/driven off,in the style of the last non-pony show or movie you watched.
>>27252547
Pay me :^)
>>27252573
>Starlight episode in the style of Silicon Valley
How would that even work
>>27252550
>Mayor Mare
>Cheery Jubilee
>Stormy Flare
>Twilight's mom
>Ms. Harshwhinny
>Prim Hemline
>Sapphire Shores
>Peachbottom
I want them all damn it
>>27252584
can I pay you in (You)s ?
>>27252600
>no mrs cake
>no rarity's mom
anon
>>27252600
This reminds me, how old is Zecora, exactly?
>>27252589
$115,000 stallion semen
>>27252573
>Tirek's hilarious shenanigans in his Tartarus cell
I guess he could talk to other imprisoned monsters or something, and then they all try to escape and get caught in the end
>>27252589
FIGURING THAT SHIT OUT IS YOUR JOB, ELROY
>>27252610
I forgot about them. I only reluctantly added Twilight's mom and Stormy Flare because the former is married and the latter might still be married.
>>27252613
Zecora is a cute. Wish she was in the show more often
>>27252573
>a Mighty Boosh-style episode about The Dazzlings trying to get their singing voices back
...I actually wanna see this now.
>>27252647
>"That should teach him not to talk back to me."
>>27252620
Sounds fun but he's all alone there only him and three-headed doggy
>>27252654
I just want my episode already.
>>27252663
>implying I don't want to go to filly class on movie day
>>27252664
Nah, I'm sure there's other cells nearby, or they could just change the design because whatever
>>27252630
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it literally wouldn't work
Almost all of the jokes in Silicon Valley are vulgar or otherwise R ratedAn episode about Starlight/Sunburst/Twilight/Moondancer magic nerdery sounds fucking great though
>>27252620
>>27252664
>>27252685
>Hey Tirek - what're we gonna do today?
>The same thing we do every day
>TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
>...Again!
>>27252706
>>27252719
>What? I got closer than any of you jerks did!
>>27252455
Is Plushie general dead? I thought it would be on 24/7 with bronycons coming soon.
>>27252696
>An episode about Starlight/Sunburst/Twilight/Moondancer magic nerdery sounds fucking great though
BOOM
THERE'S YOUR IDEA ELROY
>>27251183
Is this real life
>>27252740
BUT THAT'S NOT THE STYLE OF THE SHOW, IT'S THE CONCEPT
Filly wants to sign up for Bully Insurance.
>>27252662
>there's a song
>they can't join in because they can't sing anymore
>Adagio looks more and more sullen/pissed-off as it goes on
>Sonata obliviously starts dancing with everyone else>Aria just rolls her eyes and mumbles something like "Ugh, not again..."
>>27252669
I wonder what cuddling a Zebra would be like
>>27252798
bags of sand
Colt
>>27251462
>>27252719
>>27252798
Heavenly.
>>27252821
That looks more like a slutty stallion to me, discounting the eyelashes
>>27252863
no its mare
>>27252892
Shut up and let me have my gay fantasies
>>27252846
I think her problem in the show is that she speaks in lyrics, and that's harder to write than normal dialogue.
I would like to see more of her though
>>27252918
How about a marewith a flare?
>>27252918
Why must you do this to me daddy
>>27252923
I can't imagine the dialogue is that hard to write.
I'm doing it with no rhyming dictionary in sight.
>>27252949
Now try to talk like that for the next 10 posts you make
>>27252962
Anon, all you had to do was ask.
I'm pretty damn sure I'm up to the task.
Oh sure, it'll get tricky after a while,
But I think I can make it through with style.
>>27252962
Did you just put a rhyming challenge down?
There are some in here who'd gladly go to town.
It's not that hard - it's not as if you'd drown - your prose need not even be purple - you can make do with brown.
>>27252442
Wat?
That's a nice butt and face though.
>>27251183
>britain
BUT DAAAADY
>>27252730
It's stalled for the moment, since all the local plush makers are busy sewing shit/having a life
In their absence, it just became "Look at my anthro Octavia!" thread
Once I have some of these completely done, I'll post them up and restart it.
Remember to belittle the ponies during sex.
Unless they're feeling inadequate you're not getting their A game.
https://jii.moe/N1CIx6gb-.webmDoes this work? I haven't seen Jojo yet and after testing playback over a hundred times, I'm not so sure anymore.
>>27252971
I don't claim to be rhythmic bard
But sewing zebra stripes is fucking hard
>>27253029
NICE
NICE
NICE
>>27253029
ahaha that's great
>>27253029
It's a little long
>>27253042
I can't imagine making plushies is very easy at all.
It's not like you can just buy this quality at the mall.
I do appreciate the effort they put into the work.
If I had the cash, I'd buy one to cuddle while I lurk.
>>27253029
Can you do it with the teaser clip?
It's been fun rapping with y'all, but I gotta jet. Got places to go and people to get.
I hope we can do this again sometime soon. Rhyming always puts me over the moon.
Talking in verse is always a good feel, now goodbye to all and keep it real.
>>27253029
Won't load for me
Intrusive thoughts filly keeps whispering horrible things into your ear at awkward times.
HA HA! literally blogposting
http://moronsonofboron.tumblr.com/post/143760328210/
>>27253187
I'm not going to touch your filly butt, filly
>>27253240I saw you
>>27253240
nice
nice
>>27253240
Oh cool
Hope you got some dosh outta that
You should draw ponos more often
MAKE SOME FUCKING FRIENDS
>>27252821
ha! that's silly
>>27253278
But other people are boooooring!
They never talk about ANYTHING that interests me (furry porn, analplay, ponies, TF2 etcetera)
>>27253029
>stops loading halfway through
>>27253172
thanks rhyme zeb
evens: drink and pony
odds: pony and pony
>>27253299
>TF2
a couple of us still play that hat game/id/pretty_cool_dude
>>27253299
>tf2
>2016
How are you not dead yet?
suddenly and without warning
A CUTE PONY!
>>27253366
Enjoy that alcohol poisoning.
>>27253374
STOLE MONEY RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WALLET WHILE YOU WERE DISTRACTED
>>2725337314 unusual hatsI am noot good with money
>>27253278
That sounds terrifying
>>27253375
I will!
>>27253379
drunk slutty flutty makes me unf
>>27253240
holy shit does every fucken brony have a goddamn OC
>>27253409
Come on now Celestia isn't that big.
>>27253417
Does this really surprise you?I didn't even design mine, I went into a stream back in 2011 and the guy drew something for me.
>>27253409
>>27253253
You shoulda said hi you big faggot we could have even played vidya
>>27253417
I get the sneaking suspicion that it's gotten to the point where people think it's expected of them to have an OC. The guys with the changeling OCs each had stories and settings that they were developing but never really put out there. I think it's kind of sad when people don't take that drive all the way.
>>27253421
It's an optical illusion. That's stage is actually really far away.
pony wants you to order a pizza, she said you knew what toppings she liked
>>27253421
She's the biggest.
>>27253421
https://e621.net/post/show/612343/2015-animated-anus-butt-cutie_mark-dragon-duo-equi
>>27253376
Don't lie anonymous!
>"You know, I wouldn't mind being raped a bit..."
>>27253470
None of the pizza places near me deliver to my house.
>>27253488
I had like 40 bucks in there you thieving harlot
Can we all agree that the last episode was the best of the season so far?
Also was Trixy trying to commit suicide or did she know either twilight or gliglam would magic her out of the manticore?
>>27253500
>can we all agree
of course not, why would you ever say such a thing
but it was my favorite so far
>>27253500
I'm sure she had a contingency plan. The Manticore was obviously in on it.
>>27253484
Best comic
>>27253500
I disagree because of cringey Twilight x Glimmer interaction and panda rings.
>>27253500
Agreed, also. I think she was gonna try it regardless. But not suicide, just foolish
>false friends and suicide ep
>neet ep
Bronies on literal suicide watch
>>27253520
What cringey, or panda rings. Anon, why do you have to hate everything good
Where are the fillies?
>>27253492
don't you call my waifu a harlot you fiend
>>27253538
With the mares and stallions
Filly challenged you to a beyblade battle.
>>27253533
>What cringey
Voice acting of Twilight and Glimmer. Especially in the beginning.
>panda rings
Derp and DJ, they served literally no purpose and could be replaced by literally anybody.
>>27253500
Yes, personally
no prance>gift of maud>spike one>crystalling>=on your marks
>>27253520
>panderings
In what why? Having DJ Pone and derpy on screen?
>>27253550
Oh, good point about dj and derp, but I didn't notice the voice acting problem...what scene?
>>27253550
>Derp and DJ, they served literally no purpose and could be replaced by literally anybody.
>you have to create or use new bg ponies for every episode or is pandaring
you're stupid anon
>you will never be teased by a giant lewd horseprincess
The movie will underperform at the box office.
>>27253299
you sound like irl cancer 2bh
but I agree
people just dont like what I like
The one that does is literally across the world
https://derpiboo.ru/1133750
>>27253500
no
it was garbage
amd it's all you guy's fault for wanting literally every character back instead of treating them like the one off episode they were
>>27253591
Unf
>>27253562
They could have used known characters instead of very fucking specific background ponies.
>notice the voice acting problem
Literally the first minute. And 1:30. There's more, I'm too lazy.
>>27253596
>>27253596
You sound mad. Are you mad anon?
>>27253601
>muh panda ring
you're just a faggot triggered by ponies
It's getting really fucking heretical in here.
Will wouwatch it in the cinemas?
>>27253500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd5j0AMpsuU
>>27253611
I like those ponies but they served no purpose there.
>>27253562
>>27253601
I think they could have just used one of them, or Cranky, and it wouldn't have affected anything. Just pushing all three in makes it a bit crowded, though I get the intent how it was meant to play up Twilight's neurotic antics.
What the fuck niggers
>>27253500
>tfw a sunfag
It's shit.
>>27253621
Yes
Apples
>>27253621
HIGH IMPACT
SEXUAL VIOLENCE
>>27253621
I would if I could
>>27253645
Would you smell Spike's feet?
>>27253682
>>27253500
I liked it.
I don't really give a fuck about the memes, to be honest.
>>27253575
IN A WORLD WHERE PONIES ARE FULL OF MAGIC
ONE PONY IS A LITTLE BIT MORE MAGICAL
Spike:Wait, so you're saying Friendship IS Magic!
Derpy: *facehoof*
[Pop Song 1]
Twilight: We need to find the wandering pony tribes, so we can unite all ponies and make friends with everypony!
Fluttershy:Can't we just send them a letter?
RD: On it!
[sonic boom scene]
<silence>
Rarity:... Dooooooes she know where she's going?
[Pop Song 2]
Ominous Shadow: There's only room for ONE ruler in Equestria!
Sidekick 1:Uhhhh, aren't there two?
Sidekick 2: There's FOUR princesses, you idiot!
Twilight: We have to journey through all of Equestria to find them! Luckily we have the map!
Applejack: Yeeehaw looks like we have a road trip!
[It Ain't Me starts playing]
THIS SUMMER
SIX FRIENDS GO ON A JOURNEY
WHERE NO PONY HAS GONE BEFORE
Fluttershy: What if we just...don't?
MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE
COMING SOON
How much rape would a rape pone rape if a rape pone could rape pone?
>>27253705
At least it isn't Manhattan
>>27253564
>>27253604
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27253706
>>27253706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw
I love the pony but sometimes she makes me want to stick her in the trash compactor.
>>27253591
>steal someone oc and making money off of it
Post cute OCs.
>"Well, Anon? Go ahead."
>>27253761
>>27253761
Anthro filly.
>>27253768
Y-you sure? The sign says not to touch her.
>>27253759
Isn't that just following Hasbro's example?
>>27253768
No.
>>27253768penis penis penis
>>27253774
Filly is not for anthro.
>>27253774
oppai loli anthro filly
>>27253786
What's wrong with anthro?
TIDDIES https://derpiboo.ru/1138333?scope=scpe368bd3ebb74b6fc781e2247f6858c3d213e7e8d7
>>27253786
Is filly for loli?
>>27253761Because I'm autistic enough to have one
>>27253761
Also anyone have that pic of Doozie AJ drew?
>>27253812
it would be weird having a tiny waifu that could fit in overhead bins or under the seat in front of you
Anyone like Fall of Equestria?
>seeing what that monster waifu chinese cartoon is all about
>that horse woman shows up
jumping on the Zootopia fandom, lads
>>27253837
*hopping
>>27253794
at least post the better version
https://derpiboo.ru/1143635
>>27253798
Maybe.
>>27253832
Snek is best waifu
>>27253837
You won't be missed
>>27253682
Eww, guy feet are gross.
Girl feet, on the other hand...
Pony destroyed the working parts, but was very disappointed with what she yielded
>>27253880
>2016
>Having a foot fetish
>>27253837
>>27253919
I give it 10 minutes tops.
>>27253837
Fucking furry.
>>27253904
Hooves are better
>>27253947
My nigga
>>27253947
aw yeah
>>27253947
Now this one gets it!
>>27253968
>>27253968
>femdom and hoof licking
Unf
>>27253993
>>27253999
>wake up
>wwalk into thread
>it's foot/hoof fetish time
>>27254026
Spike is a lucky dragon
>>27254026
>go looking for foot fetish art.
>it's mostly that retarded shit where the feet are in the foreground, taking up like 1/3 of the drawing.
Filly accidently pony instrumentality and now latin vocals are singing
all while having that FiW face
>>27254054
I know that fucking feel
Spike gets in an argument with teenage Flurry Heart over who would win in a fight between Poku and Super Stallion.
>>27254074
I skipped that /co/ thread, too
>>27254074
I miss that /co/ thing where kid Goku fought crime with Supes and hung out with Clark not knowing his secret identity.
I wish I still had those pictures.
>>27253705
MLP: The Movie - directed by Michael Bay
*WUB WUB WUB*
IN A WORLD OF MAGIC AND FRIENDSHIP
[establishing shot of Canterlot, zoom in through the streets revealing ponies]
SOME PONIES
[various ponies looking around nerviously]
AREN'T MEANT
[show Celestia looking frustrated at something]
FOR THE SIMPLE LIFE
[cut to Twilight carrying books; she starts to drop them]
"No no no NO NO NO NO!"
*stinger drum beat*
[cut to Ponyville Square, showing the Mane 6 getting out of supercars and there are Chevrolet Camaros in the background and lots of zebras]
THIS TOWN HOLDS THE KEY
*wub wub*
[show Twilight looking at the elements of harmony, she looks completely confused]
TO EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC
[Twilight and the rest of the mane six watch a helicopter crash ina huge fireball, exchange awkward glances with each other, then burst into laughter and make farting sounds with their mouths, there are bongs lying around and one of them explodes]
"Yo I told you AJ can't fly a chopper dude!"
STARRING SHIA LABEOUF AS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
"Whoa whoa oh god whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaa fblblblblblbltltltprrrrrrf!"
RIHANNA AS PINKIE PIE
[Pinkie runs up to Twilight and jumps on her]
"Yo homie I herd you wuz like da bes at magic yo ya herd? Friendship homie"
[Twilight shits herself and starts spasming]
MEGAN FOX AS RARITY
"I am the eyecandy of this movie, dahleeng."
[A sports car crashes into the town hall, Mayor Pony looks flabbergasted and is about to shout when out of the car jumps LL Cool J as Spike accompanied by Philomena as a merchandizing plug]
"TALK TO THE BIRD CUZ THIS DRAGON AIN'T GOT TIME."
THAT BITCH FROM PRECIOUS
"YOOOO ma niiiig I found ma bae Discord crunked outta his face, wanna twerk it baby?"
[cut to all the ponies twerking as the movie logo explodes onto the screen with electricity and fire and shit flies around]
IN CINEMAS NEAR YOU, 2017
>>27251437
>>27254095
>LL Cool J as Spike
I'm now imagining Spike rapping.
Remember to stack your ponies when not in use.
>>27253705
>>27254095
What happened of the screencap of the MLP movie that was essentially the Smurfs.
>>27253999
What is it about Rarity that makes her a good Dom?
>>27254105
>He does realise none of those fetishes are even physically possible?
>>27254118
Gee son this might take a while to figure out
>>27254136
No, it does not
>>27254139
>what is irony
>>27254054
foot fetish is a wonderful fetish with terrible porn and embarrassing fans
the fetish itself is a lot of fun though
it's almost spiritual, talking about worship and massaging and kissing and licking
and now i need to go jack off to some footjobs
be back in 15-20 min
>>27254146
Don't you mean sarcasm?
>>27254146
Please do not iron the ponies they are meant to be round.
Filly is afraid you're going totickleher again.
>>27254196
No. I'm going tocuddleher.
I want to mindbreak filly into an obedient cockslut.
For some reason, all the ponies are saying that they love you.
I want to be dominated and bullied by filly
I want 2 fillies at the same time
>>27254146
>what is shitposting
>>27254215
But no one loves me.
>you will never have a filly daughter
>>27254219
>>27254227
>trusting anon with a filly
>ever
>>27254105
At least his pants are still on this time.
>>27254225
It seems like all the ponies do, because they keep saying it.
>>27254234
What can go wrong?
>>27254267
what's the proper way to carry a filly?
like maybe one arm underneath her with my palm on her chest?
>>27254274
>>27254280
but where is his other hand
>>27254148
>foot fetish is a wonderful fetish
>>27254291
it's okay to laugh at them Fluttershy
>>27254297
you'd think a pony as submissive as fluttershy would be really into licking hooves
https://derpiboo.ru/1145221
whoa, that's pretty good
>>27254220
uggg
>>27254319
It's okay.
The hand holding one where she gets railed by a guy is the best.
Not everything in life is fillies.
>>27254334
Well yeah, there's also colts.
>>27254346
and stallions
>>27254334
that's a lie and you know it
>>27254095
I laughed
I cried
I farted
>>27251306
Same here!
Why sweetie want to corrupt rumble?
>>27253912
What the hell is this? I don't speak taco.
>>27254410
that looks great
like they genuinely just enjoy being called a good pony
>>27254414
this is cute but why would someone spend time making this
>>27251232
Isn't it past your bedtime, sis?
>>27254159
>the use of irony to convey mock or convey contempt
lmao son
lmao
Dark Spirit Filly has invaded!
>>27254410
pinkie's gonna pet you next
>>27254460
[bagpipe remix of Amazing Grace starts playing]
>>27254460
>Dark Spirit Filly has invaded!
>Mad dark spirit colt has invaded!
Lets do this fuccbois.
>>27254469
FUCK YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO FEEL THIS SAD
>its the year 2016
>still not a pony
Pony surgery can not come soon enough.
>>27254283
Cradling her butt in the crook of his elbow. Haven't you ever held a filly?
>>27254523
yeah
like
so many times
Fillies are like hats.
>>27254518
>he doesn't have a prescription of equone
Enjoy becoming a middle aged man
I'm on my way to becoming a pony.
pony is all set in the public use blowjob harness
>>27254576
>Applejack has been wearing a filly on her head for six years
>>27254576
Wait, I've been drinking a hat this whole time?
>>27254598
equone is nice but im looking for something permanent, besides if you stop taking equone......
>>27254598
And you'll be a middle aged pony.
>>27254675
>besides if you stop taking equone
Why would you stop taking equone though? Don't you want to be the little pony?
It's not like you were using your liver anyway.
>>27254682
Fortunately ponies age really well. You'll basically look the same as a 20 year old pony.
>>27254678
Wat?
Second thought no I'd rather not know.
>>27254678
>painfully obvious which ones are show traces
>>27254701
But when pony is in heat you're supposed to hug her really tightly to relieve her.
Pony complained about how she was "just a poor boy", and that nopony loved her, then she started going on about her family's GDP
Pony spared no expense at verbally replacing the theme song to your favorite show with the 'Flopping Weiners' remix
>>27254759
Why would pony do that to her own show?
>>27254762
it sounds better this way
>>27254759
thats it, i am not picking up a bag of horse carrots on the way home
>>27254312
i'd lick your hooves, fluttershy
Don't forget to like Pony on Facebook, and follow her on Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram.
>>27254776
D-
Do I eat them?
Or...
Are they for horses only?
>>27254791
You better not let the horses know you're eating their carrots.
>>27254605
public use isn't hot if it's forced
the public use slut has to enjoy being used by any random stranger at any time to the point where drinking cum is as natural as drinking water
and it's best when they just work sex into their daily activities, totally ignoring being constantly fucked and cum on as they go about their day--working, eating, riding the subway, etc.
>>27254784
I've stumbled upon a show recently that said "If you liked this video — it's probably a good one" instead of the subscribe shit. Made me lol.
>>27254812
>public use isn't hot if it's forced
What if it's her royal duty
>>27254791
they're for getting your horses off
>>27254803
I ate ALL the carrots.
>>27254822
>what is that, like a weird carrot snack?
>>27254812
Excuse me but the ponies aren't for public use, they are private property.
>>27254813
top cake
>>27254828
Nah, it's really cool.
Let me show you; turn around.
>>27254812
what if its forced but she also likes it
>>27254836
>>27254828
God damn those are some adorable Dash ears
>>27254818
well that's fine
as long as she's willingly being cum in and on all day and night, seeing it as her obligation to keep her subjects satisfied and relieved of their burdensome sexual tension and excess semen, even going into poor neighborhoods to help underprivileged stallions get their extra cum out for prostate health, which she happily drinks to keep her coat shiny and boost her immune system
http://i.imgur.com/Z254TOo.gif
Together, now
>>27254848
>tfw dotkwa is ded
>>27254853
Look at thatlittle tummy
>>27254849
Aren't they???
I basically want to molest her ears and finger her ear fuzz.
>>27254854
Don't go to /trash/
>>27254864
what furfaggotry is he drawing now?
who wins twily vs emperor
twily gets 2 weeks study time
>>27254839
there is a time and place for force it iswhen being magically dominated by powerful unicorns and alicorns
>>27254872
he is the top drawfag in the farting general
>>27254885
>jessy is too busy drawing lol shortstacks
>>27254888
>dotkwa is a faggot
post terrible OCs
>>27254888
>waifus shittiest pony
>has shittiest fetishes
Surely nobody could have seen this coming
>>27254899
>>27254881
>Twilight gets 2 weeks study time
That makes it sound like Twilight Sparkle is Batman: able to overpower even Superman given enough time and preparation.
Which I guess has some truth to it. Twilight tends to fuck up or lose every time she's caught off guard but once she knows what she's up against she does really well.
Assuming Twilight could borrow the power of the three other adult alicorns again I'm sure she'd be fine.
>>27254900
i dunno, off the top of my head i can think of like 10 other fetishes that are way more shitty
>>27254897
I think she's pretty much trying to ignore that she ever drew pony, actually.
I whip my pone back and forth
I whip my pone back and forth
>>27254911
how many layers of irony are in this picture
see this
hear a lot of wet rhythmic sounds and a lot of grunting and whinnying noises
what do
>>27254925
What the hell is that.
Fucking Facebook.
>AJ will never y'all at your dick
>>27254928
Why? She was so popular in the pony fandom.
>>27254936
Record. Sell.
>>27254848
>>27254916
>the more alicorns twily absorbs the more powerful
soon twily will go mad with power and force candance and SA to breed nonstop for more alicorns
>>27254942
Because then her ASSFAGGOT buddies will stop jacking it to her yordles? I dunno. Maybe she just doesn't want to accept that she liked horse for some reason. I can't look into her brain.
>>27254936
Slam a full clip into my pump action shotgun.
>>27254941
>WHY AIN'T Y'ALL GETTING HARD, MR DICK?
>>27254948
it's kinda nice right?
>>27254940
what is going on in this picture
>>27254966
A filly acting like a filly.
They work in mysterious ways.
>>27254960
>Why ain't y'all breedin me?
>>27254961
Just think, one day your favourite drawfag too will get tired of ponies and delete all his stuff like a faggot.
>>27255000
c'mon Dash, all ponies love ponut stuff
>>27253068
I used the end of a jojo episode as reference instead of the compilations. The table panning scene seems to fit well.
>>27253169
I can try. Do you have a link for it?
See ya later, fuckers!
>>27255027
single horse drifting
what's hotter
sex with mares or sex with stallions
>>27255004
>artist changes their tumblr name every five minutes
>artist nukes their art every month
>artist disappears every week
>artist simply disappears
>artistdies
>artist censors their work because lolpatreon
>artist is a patreon whore
>artist is a has special privileges on boorus
>artist is an sjw
>artist uses twitter for their art
>>27255000
Why do the animators hate Dash so much?
>>27255046
sex withthe pony you love
>>27255067
She's just the most extroverted and expressive horse.
>>27255067
The animators love Dash though. That's why they give her all the facial expressions.
>>27255082
what about casual sex with a stranger you've never met before
isn't that hotter
>>27255067
I'd imagine it's the exact same reason why everyone else hates her.
>>27255087
expressive=/=ugly
>>27251183
>Blackberry is a female again
>Strawberry is now also a female
Dude naw. Blackberry I could kind of maybe try and attempt to look past because he's the smartest rabbit (lol feminism, Pipkin would never be female in any iteration because he's fat and cowardly.) and they did the same thing in the shitty series.
But Strawberry only ever joined the group because his mate was killed by the wires in Cowslip's warren. His female mate that he had to compete very hard to keep, who was also expecting kittens if I'm not mistaken.
If Strawberry is a female and her male mate was killed, it doesn't give off anywhere near the same effect. Strawberry left because his pregnant mate was got by the shining wires and he couldn't get another female there. Female Strawberry can't have a pregnant mate, so she can't loose all her kits to the wires, because that wouldn't make sense.
Instead of changing major characters to fit feminist agenda, why not actually read the fucking book and expand on the actual female characters that do something, like the group of does that work with Hyzenthlay towards the end to plan and pull off the escape. Most of them were named and given personalities in the book, but they only had a small role.
Yes I'm mad! Stop fucking with Richard Adams' work!!
At least they probably won't touch Plague Dogs...
>>27255091
>you said just the tip!
>>27255052
>Artist only posts on here and never backs up their work
>>27255114
Fight me nigguh
>>27254900
>Being this wrong
I agree with the fetish part tho
Filly has a bad case of the giggles.
She might not make it through the night.
i fucken hate doing laundry i want to be naked and free all day with ponies
>>27255228
unrust the pankme too
>>27255228
same
>>27255202
Show her Larry Wilmore's "comedy," from the White House Correspondents dinner.
>>27255174
This is nicely drawn even though it's anthro
TAKING DRAW REQUESTS SOON
>>27252220
yeah right
haha who would like dicks from anything besides their own species
right guys ha ha
>>27252316
sure, soon as I eat
The great and powerful filly wants to be your daughter.
>>27255244
TRIXIE TELLING STARLIGHT SHE LOVES HER
>>27255244
Celestia's shipping chart and trying to fit Trixie into it.
>>27255244
Tree Hugger hugging an Anon who is unhappy about it
>>27255244
Trixie riding a manticore.
>>27255244
Celestia biting Twilight Sparkle right on the fucking face.
>>27252415
>$10
>20 minutes
The rest is fine, but...
>>27255244
Celestia and Ponk double teaming Anon's friendship problems.
>>27255244
starlight glimmer just really not feeling up to dinner
>>27255244
I'm not gonna twist your arm, butyou should draw Trixie and Starlight laughing at Twilight's fat butt. Twilight should be crying and eating burgers to cope with the situation.
>>27255046
sex with mares who have stallion bits
Who wouldn't want to take advantage of this disorientated and dizzy pony?
>>27255244
Anon drinking a filly
>>27255312
I want tohug her and tell her she's cute.
>>27255312
she's not going to teleport things inside me is she
>>27255296
>20 minutes
>>27255328
I kept telling myself I'd finish watching this series so that I would finally understand this joke but I yet to
>>27255320
trixie a CUTE
>>27255342
Some things are better without context. Or just as good.
I just assume this is one of those things.
>>27255342
wait
what series
what joke
what is going on
>>27255312
>Hey Trixie, how many cocks am I holding up?
>...Four...?
>>27255342
Watch it faster
>>27255351
please stop waifuing evil super villains just because they are cute
>days since the vore episode
>hardly any good art
>>27255342
Massive spoilers ahead:The blonde guy, Nox, finds a magic Mcguffin that is insanely powerful. He obsessed over it and drives him mad. His wife takes their kids to her sister's home in response, saying if he wants to come back to them he knows where to find her. His family dies from a flood and Nox gets the brilliant idea to use the Magic mcguffin to go back in time and stop all this from happening. Fast forward two hundred years and he has enough energy to try after killing countless people and even going full genocidal maniac. He only goes back twenty minutes. After it hit him how all this was in vain he goes to his family's grave and kills himself.
>>27255382
Everyone is saving their energy for the NEET incest episode.
>>27255382
>good
>vore art
>>27255100
ffs
>>27255389
I mean I'm not gonna spoil the series for myself just to understand a single joke image
But I appreciate the effort and actually putting the spoiler tag there
Ponies will sometimes wait for you to fall asleep so they can snuggle you without you finding out about it.
>>27255389
shiiit this makes me want to actually watch it now
Filly keep summoning other, gold and glowing fillies to your house.
And then a bunch of purple fillies that mess up your kitchen then do your taxes.
And red fillies keep coming in and eating all your snacks.
>>27255379
i can't help it
i'm genetically programmed that way
>>27254966
What, you don't get snowplow service in winter?
Filly is tired of being a buzzword.
>>27255407
Only spoils the first season. But I get what you mean.
Just watch it. It's good, but not the English dub.
>>27255416
It's a good show. Do it
>>27255436
Sunset is a trash villain
>>27255436
You're not genetically programmed, anon. It's something else.
>>27255456
I have jacked off to it so much in the past i feel like i owe it to the writers to actually watch the show now
>>27255462
>the man on fire's horse
at least from the face
>>27255389
wait, does it say any of that explicitly?
I only saw some flashback stuff when I watched, I never even heard of him killing himself
>>27255413
>sleep doesn't actually exist
>it's just a knockout spell invented by ponies so they can snuggle us without us finding out
>they also cast the spell on animals and pretend to sleep in the show to maintain the illusion
Colt feels as though filly squanders her popularity.
>>27255463
She's trash
Although the ponies may be cute, please refrain from cuddling them
their entire bodies are covered in tiny spines invisible to the eye, with a deadly venom inside
cuddling with a pony for any amount of time is fatal.
>>27255510
then it will be a good death
>>27255474There's a Nox special that goes into his descent into madness. Then in the S1E26 credits it shows a shot of a pile of ash in front of a tombstone with Nox's mask. When a Xelor dies they turn to ash as opposed to having a proper corpse.
>>27255510
>"that's not true, anon"
>>27255459
>>27255486
Sounds like someone needs a hug from aunty Shimsham
>>27255355
Wakfu
Go right now and watch the fuck out of it
>>27255536
sunset is now your aunt
what do
>>27255566
I put on my incest pants.
Three years on and Shimmerfags are still the most obnoxious group.
>jacking it to the most horrifying fapfics imaginable on fimfiction
>get a message from 13 year old girl on the site
pretty fucken creepy how there is no age limit for the site
>>27255589
probably the fbi
>>27255585
I've never really watched EQG and I still have no idea what kind of character she is because they never talk about her, they just post her over and over
>>27255593
Shut up Dave, you will blow our cover.
>philly
>>27255589
Did you ask for nudes?
>>27255601
i would vore that filly if you know what i mean
>>27255595
She's an ambitious power-hungry student who wanted to dominate - over her school, and then over Equestria. Never minding the plot holes of how she learned about the Element of Magic or where it'd be when she was trapped in a dimension the portal to which only opens every ~3 years during the time FiM happened, she steals it to somehow take control of it to mind-enslave a school and somehow try to conquer her homeland with high-schoolers.
Then she's friendship lobotomized and mostly takes on Twilight's leadership role when she does anything.
how can i find an old derpi booru pic by the filename?
i have this corrupted image saved that wont open but the tags make me curious about what it is
531272__explicit_animated_trixie_monochrome_grimdark_sleeping_rape_artist-colon-ponylicking_sleep+molestation
that is what the filename is saved as
>>27255633
just search for all or most of those tags at once and it should narrow it down to the exact image or a page or two
>>27255633
gee I dont know
maybe try the post number?
>>27255601
>overhear a guy talking at work
>says there is a place locally that flies their ingredients in from Philadelphia to make their Philly Cheesesteaks with
>mfw
Apparently it's awesome. I need to get the address from him.
>>27255633
https://derpibooru.org/531272
Literally just to go derpi and type in the pic number in the URL
How new are you
>>27255633
are you being serious
>>27255643
it's a good gif though
Imagine this virgin trying to awkwardly rape you.
>>27255643
thanks
fuck i dont know how the site works, i tried google and searching the tags but wasnt getting anything
>>27255606
>>27255589
Did she ask for nudes?
>>27255642
>flies
do you know how expensive that would be? Do they airdrop it, or just pay to have it go on existing flights?
>>27255642
That sounds like some smart ass remark an employee would say to a dumb customer because they think he'd believe it.
>>27255666
Satan wants to know if nudes were asked anons
turgid
>>27255664
It's literally in the URL
>>27255663
I’d rather me and her have awkward consensual sex.
WE'RE STILL FORTY HORSES AWAY FROM THE IMAGE LIMIT
POST LITTLE PONIES FASTER
>>27255692
look Applejack, I posted two at once!
>>27255692
IF I POST TOO FAST I'M NOT SURE REALITY CAN TAKE IT
>>27255663
>wait.
>I can get it up. just wait a... give me a few minutes here.
>uhhhh, um. heh...
>>27255681
The fuck's a URL? Man, forget it. I ain't got time for this shit.
Some chill prince from a shit hole in Africa just sent me 2 million bucks. Just gotta go to this-is-legit-paypal.com, pay a small fee and pick that shit up.
Gonna be rich, bitches!
>>27255681
Do I look like I know what a U-R-L is?
>>27255724
if KotH was still airing do you think they'd have an episode where Bobby is a brony?
>>27255721
i heard rose went nuts and started yelling at people in the discord chat. i wish i was there for that
>>27255721
I wonder what that pony tastes like.
>>27255730
no, but bobby would have a rainbow dash poster in the background.
Do you think the government has a right to regulate ponies?
>>27255732
don't believe everything you hear
>>27255759
I heard Fluttershy is a huge bitch on set
cool
fillies
>>27255759
i heard twilight sparkle has a massive vagina
>>27255759
i heard princess celestia is actually nice and cares about other ponies
>>27255769
>>27255758
They might try but eventually I think the the supreme Court will end up granting them personhood o different then any other human.
>>27255775
>"My vagina is NOT that large!" Twilight says as she rams an entire christmas ham into her vagina.
>>27255792
>EqG humans eat through their reproductive organs
cool
joeys
>tfw Megabox works great on my phone
Now I can pony and Archer AND chinese cartoons while shitposting
smartphones are the best 2bh
>>27255389
I ALMOST read this
I thought it was some stupid fetish thing but I knew what Nox was and caught myself
>>27255833
>>27255775
It's okay twilight, I like your massive vagina a lot
https://derpibooru.org/913366
>>27255833
>tfw no Pizza Slut and Greasy Slut cross promotion.
>>27255804
I'd still play with it.
>>27255836
>that fukkin art tag
https://derpibooru.org/tags/pumped+pussy
>>27252316
http://i.imgur.com/r35oOwY.png
I think it's really telling that the thing Twilight was most concerned with by this was that she was drawn tall.
Not the goofy face, not the fact she drew in a book with a highlighter.
I like to imagine that she was still kind of insecure about being an alicorn even at this point.
>>27255838
>I'm at the combination Pizza Slut and Greasy Slut
>>27255862
>no hemipenises
What kind of reptiles are dragons anyway
>>27255862
unf interspecies gangbang unf unf
I dropped the foal on her head.
Nobody seemed to notice.
Hopefully it doesn't mess her up when she's older.
>>27255849
Why are ponies so obsessed with tiddies
>>27255835
>dash won the shirt for finishing the ultimate cheesy slut challenge in record time
she would definitely think that was cool
>>27255883
Are you not?
>>27255883
they're pretty great
I don't think you guys understand how much I like ponies.
I've been here like, the entire season.
I've got issues.
>>27255900
>only one season
Yeah. We don't.
>>27255910I'm playing pretend Anon.No but really I've been here since winter wrap up and seriously do have issues.
>>27255883
They aren't. Insecure nerds just project their pent-up sexual frustrations on them.
>>27255862
>draw me with five or six really hung griffins and dragons
>draws seven dragons
Way to break that poor mare's heart.
>>27255930
some of those were supposed to be griffon dongs
I don't really know what they look like
>>27255933
similar but angrier
>>27255933
>not consulting an interspecies dong expert first
tsk.
>finally can watch the new episode
>Episode is actually nice so far, cute and all
>Twilight is being a huge bitch for no fucking reason despite the ending of Magic Duel
So far it's very nice and Trixie interacting with Starlight is great. Everything about the episode is great. But Twilight being like this with Trixie feels so fucking forced and annoying. Even without the Magic Duel thing Trixie is being incredibly nice and Twilight is acting like a judgemental bitch and incredibly rude.
A shame because it really drags a great episode down. So far it's a joy to watch till Twilight enters the scene. Like when AJ is more forgiving and gives someone a second chance before you you know you are retarded.
Also yeah, Glimmer makes a great point about Twilight being so hypocritical and anyone would fucking fell kinda shitty when they are the same situation as Trixie.
>>27255862
Nobby I hope after this you drawall the owners of those dicks marrying that single pone all at once and making her a happy mare wife.
horse wives
horse husbands
horse mistresses
horse children
horse divorces
>>27255919You have ponies. It's okay.
h'ors d'ouvres
quit horsing around you guys
*snort*
>>27256043
>>27255986
>The lesson Twilight learned was the same think she said in the premiere
She already said she;ll give Glimmer room like Celestia did to her.
Why have a repeat of that?
Goddamn the episode should have just been Glimmer becoming friends with Trixie and noting else. There was no need for the entire Twilight angle.
Everything else was great though. 7/10 could have easily been a 9/10.
*snort* wives
horse princesses
A pony is a horse, you can't say it's half a horse.
>>27256065
celestia is half horse
so is troubleshoes
>>27256077
I'm 1/16th horse on my mother's side
>>27256065
I bet you think you can't make 6 friends in half a horse.You just need to buildup magic for 12 hours
So what's Bluefast gonna fuck up this time?
>>27256098
I just hope the episode doesn't make me disappointed at the Wonderbolts again
>>27256082
>>27256120
Princess you can't emasculate all those stallions
That pone looks too loyal to fuck up. I would trust her to fetch my paper in the morning.
WE CAN ONLY SAVE 5 MORE PONIES!
>>27255577
She wants you to take those off immediately.
>>27256164
done
>>27256176
And then Applejack farts in her sleep so hard she wakes herself up from the sound.
>>27256188
>>27256104
It will.
You know it will.
>Hey lets make fun of this girl that saved us multiple times on multiple occasions, looked the other way for recklessly endangering national heroes, and that Soarin accused of a major crime without any proof whatsoever.
>And don't forget how she outed someone who probably sabotaged our most promising recruits over the years. Yeah did we ever get a follow up case on that? No? We probably should just forget it.
>Yeah!
>>27256200
What if it's a harmless nickname and jsut a small joke and Dash is the one overreacting?
>>27256209
>>27256209
>>27256209
A magical plan?
impregnate nerdy alicorns
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Flitter
I love Princess Big Mac
>>27253621
>PG-13
Wait what??
>>27257987
The ponies are going to swear. Twilight Sparkle will say "Celestia damn it" in one scene and Rainbow Dash will make an estrus joke in another.
You heard it here first.