Rainbow Dash Thread

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>>27215714
>mane on both sides of neck

How does that work?

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>>27215731
Fabulously. That's fucking how.

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chubby milf butt

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>tfw no more writefag list
>tfw you'll never be up there with Grim and scribbles
Kill me

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Okay Dashfags, if Luna were to truly implement the Shadowbolts as a competing military/exhibition force to the Wonderbolts which team do you think Dash would go for? She dressed up as a Shadowbolt for Nightmare Night when she was the only one who'd ever seen one and couldn't expect other ponies to get the reference.

>>27215750
Forgot to add that I'll be posting some green soon.

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>>27215763
I think it was started by someone completely new. That Anon prolly didn't have access to stuff from previous RDG's. Someone else could post 'em though.

>>27215750
>>27215763
The last thread was on page 10, I rushed this thread to the post so I could tell the fags in the last thread

>>27215774
It's probably for the better they're not here, nothing drives away new contributors more than a list of established ones.
Of course, referencing the previous thread kind of does the same thing.

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looking forward to more autistic arguing ITT

>>27215762

I'm leaning towards Shadowbolts.
She did as you say dress up as one of them. She also joined NMM's elite guard (as the only non-bat pony) in the NMM timeline last season finale, so I think she's partial towards Luna (or even NMM!).
Also, she demonstrated in Testing, Testing 1,2,3 she doesn't care about the Wonderbolt history, only the organization and the ponies in it, Shadowbolts would probably have a lot of awesome fliers too.

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>>27215763
Super unrelated, but I've been not writing because I've been playing MGRR again. Man, how fun is this game! Anyone else here played it?

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>>27215841
Well, joining the guard under NMM could be argued to be because there was no Celestia/Wonderbolts to join. I think she'd be on the Shadows eventually anyway though. She keeps having her heroes prove themselves to be much smaller than her naive beliefs everytime she meets them. Spitfire just keeps being a huge cunt and shattering her image of her idols.

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>>27215848
Sweet Celestia this just made me want to write an MGS style ponyfic. Devil may care pony. Trained to be the penultimate special ops soldier. Discovers the corruption deep within the very hallowed halls she fought and bled for. Fights to end the conspiracy and crush the very regime that created her. She will have to face down and destroy the very powers she fought and bled to bring into this world.

_______!________

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>>27215967
And the author will have to repeat dramatic sequences verbatim because he's a moron.

Derp.

>>27215967
Please do it. I'll be your biggest fan.

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>>27215737
This

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>>27216004
This is good, but what is best in life?

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>>27215967
That's not Metal Gear Solid you're describing. It's Deus Ex.

>>27216004
That's a pretty badass mullet.

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>>27216030
Yeah, it's kind of a cyberpunk trope storyline.
That's why I LOVE IT

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>>27216030
You saying you prefer this?

>>27215983
Aw hell, Church. I'm the amateurest of writefags. I only started writing stuff this past February. I don't think I got the chops for a derivative epic on the level of FOE or some shit. But I'd love to read it too.

Anyone have the rainbow dash prom story posted earlier this month I would like to re read it while I'm in the hospital.

>>27216104
I believe in you man, I'm sure if you gave it a shot, it be great. Are you a fan of the MG series?

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>>27216174
Enough to completely derail a general. Favorite game series. I'll consider it though. Dunno if green would be the way to go, and it's all I've ever done.

>>27216201
Have you played MGRR? A lot of fans haven't played it because it's not a "real mg game", but it's still pretty fuckin rad.

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>>27216270
Yeah I've played it. It was a fair action game and the difficulty made it fun. One of my favorite games is AC!D 1 and 2 so games off the beaten path don't phase me.

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"Come on Dash!"
>Dash nervously pokes at the water with her hoof.
>"I...I don't know Nonny, it looks kinda cold."
>You motion with your hand for her to come join you.
"Come on in, the water's fine!"
>It's a blistering hot day in Equestria, and you and Dash had been hanging out like usual.
>Lazing about under a tree, not a job to do in the world, besides not dieing of heat stroke.
>You were just drifting towards sleep when Rainbow Dash shot up in the air.
>"Hey Anon, I just got an awesome idea!"
"For the last time Dash, no I don't want to go take an ice bath. I don't care if it's good for my joints i-"
>"Nonono not that, why do we go to the lake?" >"There's plenty of shade there."
>You sit up, pondering the idea.
"Yea sure, sounds like fun."
>"Awesome! Let's go!"
>The two of you head over to the lake, desperate to escape the heat.
>As soon as you get there, with out skipping a beat, you peel off your shirt and jump into the water with a splash.
>The cool water is like heaven to you, and you can't get enough.
>After emerging from the water, you turn around to see Dash, nervously standing at the edge of the water.
"Come on in Dash, it feels great!"
>You lay on your back and pattle around the lake.
>"I-I think I'm good Nonny, I'm just gonna sit down over here in the shade."
>Her face looks almost sad in nature, so you get out of the water to find out what's wrong.
>You walk over to her spot underneath the tree and sit next to her.
"Come on Dash, whats wrong? Why don't you want to get in the water?"
>"I just don't want to, ok? I'm fine right here."
>She had that tell tale sound in her voice, indicating there was something wrong.
>You look her in the eyes and give her the most caring look you could muster.
"You know you can tell me anything, right?"
>Seemingly relaxed by these words, she returns your gaze.
>"You promise you won't make fun?"
"Of course."
>She sports a slight blush, buries her head in her hooves, then spurts out:
(Cont.)

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>>27216445
(Cont.)
>"I don't know how to swim!"
"Really? Is th-"
>"I know I know it's weird, why can't an awesome mare like me learn something like that?"
"Is that all Dash?"
>She stares at you quizzically
>"What do you mean, "is that all "?"
"That's no big deal at all, loads of ponies don't know how to swim."
>"Yea, but I'm Rainbow Dash, the most stupendous mare alive!"
"Well if that's all that's bothering you, let's fix it."
>You stand up and reach out your hand to her, urging her to take it.
>After a moment of hesitation, she takes your hand and follows you to the water.
>The two of you walk out in the water as far as she can, till the water is hitting her neck.
>"Alright Nonny, what now?"
>You squat down and lift her up in your arms.
>You can easily handle her light pegasi frame.
>She lets out an adorable squeal of suprise.
>"H-hey, what are you doing?"
"Well you can't learn to swim till you get to the deep end, can you?"
>She holds you tightly, and trembles slightly.
"You alright Dash?"
>"Y-yea, it's just cold is all."
>You squeeze her tighter, attempting to comfort her.
>You feel her relax in your arms, and the trembling stops.
>Once you've waded out far enough, you hold Dash a bit further from your body.
"Alright, first we'll focus on floating. If you can float, you won't sink, alright?"
>"Alright, what do I do?"
>You very carefully extend her out on her back, just above the water.
"The important thing to do is to hold your breath, and spread yourself out over the surface."
>She takes a deep breath and spreads out her wings, maximizing surface area.
>You lower her onto the surface of the pool, not removing your hands.
>She slowly floats over the surface, trying not to sink.
>"You promise you won't let go Anon?"
"Of course not, I'm always here for you Dash."
>You hold her up in the water making sure she doesn't sink.
>At first she looks suprised, as if she expected to sink like a rock.
>"Anon! I'm doing it! I'm floating!"
(Cont.)

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>>27216461
(Cont.)
"I knew you had it in you Dash, you're doing awesome."
"You ready to move on to the next step now?"
...
...
"Dash?"
>You look are at the mare in your arms, and notice the peaceful look on her face. She looks insanely relaxed, like she could fall asleep at any moment.
>"Could we just float for a bit Anon?"
>You pull her closer, and begin drifting in the water.
>She lets out a sigh, and closes her eyes.
"Sure thing Dash."

FIN
Lemme know what you guys think.

>>27216470
Authors note: I don't remember if she has actually swam on the show before, but I don't think she has. If I'm wrong on that one, sue me. To the guy how requested something in the last thread, I'm super sorry, but I have to got to bed early to hit the gym early tommorow, but I swear yours is up next, I loved the idea.

>>27216017
To crush your enemies. And see them driven before you. While hearing the lamentations of their women.

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>>27216495
No problem Church. I'll read it whenever you get to it. That last one was quite comfy if a little OOC. Were it me I'd play up more on her stubborn competitive side. Refusing to get into the water until Anon challenges her to a swimming competition. RD gives her all, flails and nearly drowns. Then we get the swim lesson, some tsundere back and forth about learning to swim, and the comfy ending. I really did enjoy it though.

>>27216470
You retarded faggot, she's OOC as fuck
This whole bag of green shit looks like a [anything but Dash] fanfic. It's shit. The characterization is pure shit. You got Dash' character all wrong, you just wrote a generic waifu story
>Nonny
reserved pet name, used exclusively by Pinkie

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>>27216504
>I learned young that killing your enemies felt good. Really good.

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>>27216504

>>27216524
Great, I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for the tips, Dash is kind of a hard character to write, but I'll definitely remember that for extra time. I'm might retarded, but what does OOC stand for?
>>27216526
I'm sorry you didn't like it, but you should stick around for the next one!

>>27216470
>Lemme know what you guys think.
It's AiE and therefore unimaginative shite, RD doesn't act very much like herself.
Of course the excuse here is that she's interacting with Mr. Snowflake and therefore acts differently than she normally does.

Also, Dash knows how to swim, see Hurricane Fluttershy.

>>27216563
>extra
Man, writing on my phone sucks.
*next

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>>27216526
Take a valium Anon. Constructive criticism helps to improve. That vitriolic shit just drives away those who are willing to put in the effort.

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>>27216563
Out Of Character.

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>>27216576
I don't take valium, anon. It"s just really, really really grinds my gears when someone writes Dash' out of character, especially the 'le kawaii anime gril' style. It makes me absolutely mad. Like, bonkers. Like how the fuck can you 'like' a character, an entity, if you can not even grasp its personality. Yes, I got totally mad

>>27216630
>>27216589
>>27216569
Well shit, I'm sorry guys. I tried really hard, I guess I'm just to tired or something. Work's taking more out of me then usual, and I'm still trying to get the hang of writing. I'll make sure the next one is good though, don't worry.

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>>27216630
I understand that feel. I go totally freak mode about things too. I'm just saying content creators are not exactly a plentiful species. With help most can improve. You don't have to institute a hugbox, but Friendship can prevail if you try.

>>27216662
Wow, I just realized that Celestia crowned Rainbow with her mouth instead of her magic. Respect.

>>27216683
Is 'respect' alicorn saliva in your hair?

>>27216563
>>27216589
>>27216654
That's what OOC stands for. Out Of Character.

>>27216698
Indeed. #ponycustoms And it styles your mane really well too. Flim and Flam need to market some Immortal Demigoddess Drool.

>>27216698
Beats the marejuice she usually has in her mane.

>>27216703
Heh, sorry, like I said, I should be sleeping, I'm clearly too tired to 4chan.

>Dash will never ask you to ride her
>You will never blush fiercely as you ask her why she would want something like that
>You will never insist you are too heavy, only for the notion to be summarily dismissed with a "pfft" and flick of her forehoof
>She will never tell you she wants to experience the thrill of flight without having to think about it
>To have someone else totally in control so she can do what she does best
>You will never awkwardly ask if she even has a saddle, only for her to say it'd be too bulky and restrictive
>She will never insist you ride her bareback as she turns her back to you, spreading her wings and smiling over her shoulder at you, her eyebrows furrowed in confidence
>You will never feel her strong back bend under your weight ever so slightly as you lift a leg over her and take a seat
>you will never feel adrenaline surge through your veins as she takes off at an impossible speed the moment you take her reins
>she will never let you take the lead, soaring through the clouds whichever way you pull her reins without hesitation or thought
>you will never give her a little squeeze with your thighs to encourage her to go even faster as you instantly become addicted to the sensation of flight
>she will never go for almost a whole hour before resting
>she will never park herself on the edge of a cloud, huffing and puffing as you both enjoy the sight of the setting sun over the sprawling landscape below
>you will never suddenly realize your crotch, ass, and legs are completely soaked in her sweat
>steam coming off her hot back as sweat drips from her belly and disappears through the cloud beneath her
>she will never look back up at you with a satisfied smile on her face
>"Thanks... *huff* anon... *pant* that... felt incredible"
>her body trembling ever so slightly in exhaustion, starting to come down from the adrenaline high
>She will never roll her eyes at you and snort when you ask if she's ok, tilting her head in an "oh puh-lease" gesture

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>>27216738
>C'MON! I did it for Anon!

>>27216782
Lucky AJ.
>You will never have Dash's moist marevag grind against your bare back as you carry her around.

>>27216470
Reminds me of that chapter in Ut Ametur Iris

>>27216872
That's the first thing I thought of too.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10078465

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>"C'mon you slowpoke! You gotta move faster than that if you wanna keep up!"
>You want to keep up.
>You follow her through a dizzying series of banks, rolls, and dives.
>You can move better than ever before, but you've got none of her effortless grace.
>You become transfixed as you watch her flitting around ahead of you.
>Time seems to slow as you watch her change speed and direction with the barest flick of a wingtip.
>You'd watched her on the ground and from the ground, but this.....
>When she's up in the sky like this she's unreachable, undefinable.
>And still every fiber of your being cries out to reach toward her.
*WHANG* *CLATTER*
>You had almost caught up, but she took a quick turn.
>You spun to follow, but your reactions aren't like hers
>You hit a spur of rock and now your wings are broken.
>You see her accelerate up and out toward the sun.
>The shape of her against the sky more blinding than Celestia's orb.
>Then you fall. The ground rushes up to meet you.
>But even if this is the last time, it's thanks to her that you could feel the wind and taste the clouds
>You close your eyes in utter bliss
>And feel yourself slow, caught against a soft, velvety embrace.
>"Tank, you knucklehead, you gotta pay more attention when you fly."
>You just croak and look up at her.
>You already caught her the one time it counted.

G'night Anons.

Bamp

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I found this picture.

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>>27218653
looks stupid

>>27218653
woulda been spookier with an anthro dash like in the original t b h f a m

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>>27216470
I thought it was good, but I'd definitely play up the characterization of Dash a bit more, similar to what >>27216524
said.

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this pony is so cute holy shit

Does anyone here enjoys duels like fencing ? If I could, I would bring Rainbow Dash to a fencing duel for her enjoyment, I'm sure she'll love it.

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>>27219152
Well we know she likes fist fights and the sort, but I'm not sure if she would like fencing.

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I want to cum inside this blue anime donkey

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>>27219152

She'd probably think fencing is a bit too "frou frou" compared to her usual interests. She's more into unarmed combat, jousting, and probably historical martial arts and classical fencing

>>27215762
>>27215841
I say Wonderbolts. despite her seeming tendency towards the Shadowbolts, I think she's in the sport flying thing to show off, and as this anon said, nobody's really even heard of the Shadowbolts.

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>>27216967
Wow, that was a really good one shot.
color me impressed.

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Alright, time for your regularly scheduled green. I tried really hard to get Dashs character right, so let me know what you think.
>The warm sun was overhead, the cool wind was blowing, and the streets of Ponyville were bustling.
>But you don't have time to take in the scenery, you were a mare on a mission.
>You were zooming through the streets, dodging angry ponies and other obstacles left and right.
>You were headed over to Raritys boutique, and you had to get there fast.
>"No, faster then fast, Rainbow Dash fast!"
>You had been performing your signature awesomely amazing routine for Spike in the park, when your authentic Wonderbolts trainee flight suit got a tear in it.
>"Just couldn't hold up to my amazingness, I guess."
>You immediately took off toward Raritys place, and you were almost at your destination.
>You preformed one more daring stunt for your adoring fans, where ever they were, before landing with a slide at Raritys door.
"Alright! I think that was a new record!"
>Remembering your task, you push open the door to the boutique, and it opens with a creak.
>The inside of the shop looks lonely, completely uninhabited.
>"That's weird, this place is usually packed by now."
>Investigating further, you call out to her through the dark.
"Rarity? Where are you?"
>You think about your flight suit and it's lame tear.
"We have an emergency, I need your help."
>Deciding she must not be here right now, you turn to go out the door, when a sound catches you attention.
>It sounds like...crying?
>You make your way through the shop towards the sound, careful not to make any of your own.
>You arrive at the source of the noise, which appears to be Raritys bed room.
>Edging the door open, you peak inside and see Rarity, hunched over her desk crying.
>Forgetting all tacktfulness, you bust in through the door with a slam.
>Tempted to show her your flight suit and it's tear immediately, you decide that comforting her first was a better idea.
(Cont.)

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>>27220289
Forgot trip.
(Cont.)
"What's wrong this time Rarity?"
>After recovering from her initial heart attack from you busting in, she resumes sobbing, leaning on you for support.
>You put on a scowl and tap your hoof impatiently.
>"Oh Rainbow Dash, why me, why me?!"
>You throw your head back in exasperation.
"Uuuggg what wrong this time Rarity?"
>She speaks through sobs, her tears messing up your awesome mane.
>"Why, why did this happen to me, why did I have to be born a unicorn?
"What are you talking about now Rarity? Did some stallion turn you down again?"
>She lifts her head and scowls at you before resuming her dramatics.
>"Oh Rainbow Dash, ever since I had those wings, I can't think of anything else but taking flight once again. Why, why were they taken from me?!"
>Alright, you can't take anymore of this. You have a flight suit on life support, and this is super lame.
"Look Rarity, if you want to fly again, why don't you just ask Twilight? Doesn't she still have that spell or something?"
>"I've thought of that darling, but I don't want to go up by myself. I'm afraid of falling again."
"Well then why don't you ask some pegasi to take you up there?"
>Her head perks up at this.
>"Splendid idea darling, when do you want to leave?"
"Wait, I-I didn't mea-"
>She looks on the verge of tears again, and you definitely don't want that.
>You let out a huge groan, letting her know just how lame this was.
"Finnnee, but if I do this you have to fix my flight suit, alright?"
>She wraps you up in a big hug.
>"Of course darling, consider it done!"
"Alright alright, it's no big deal Rarity. Just meet me at the park later this afternoon, alright?"
>A few hours later you were standing in a field in the park.
>On the horizon you could see Rarity walking towards you with Twilight by her side.
>They reach your position, Rarity already flaunting a new set of wings.
>"Well darling, what do you think? Divine aren't they?"

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>>27220300
>She strikes a pose, flaunting her wings.
"Yea, they're... great. You ready to go or what?"
>Twilight fills you in on the details of the spell and how long it will last for.
>After a few more poses, Rarity is finally ready to take off.
>Assuming the stance, side by side, the two of you burst into the air, leaving to world behi-
"Rarity?"
>You look back down and see your friend slowly climbing through the air.
>You hover down next to her, urging her along.
"Come on, can't you go any faster then this?"
>"A lady always takes her time, and is always graceful in doing so."
"Graceful? More like lame."
>You mutter to yourself with a scowl, folding your arms as you laze along in the sky.
>Once the two of you reach the right altitude, she breaks off slightly and tries a few moves.
"Come on Rarity, that's filly stuff. Can't you do something at least a little awesome?"
>Apparently lost in her own world, she doesn't answer, floating around like a leaf in the wind.
>She's sooooo slowwww, you can't take it anymore.
>You grab her by the hoof, and drag her up higher.
>"Rainbow Dash, what are we doing? We're awfully high up."
"Come on, I wanna show you something. Don't be a chicken, you got me, the awesomest mare ever to catch you."
>The two of you climb higher and higher, until at last you break the cloud level.
>Raritys mouth hangs open, completely at awe.
>The sun was setting on the clouds, and the landscape was breathtaking.
"Well what do you think? Pretty awesome, huh?"
>"Rainbow, I..."
"Speachless huh? I have that effect on ponies."
>It was your turn to be suprised when she wraps you in another hug.
>"Thanks you Dash, this is amazing."
>You slowly and lightly return the embrace.
>Hugs arnt so bad, all the time.
"Don't forget about my suit though."

FIN

>>27220146
what a gay cake

>>27215714
This animation is disturbing for some reason.

>>27220559
Wing osteosarcoma.

I want this mare to sit on my face and force me to lick both holes.

>>27220675
What if she just went potty, Anon?

>>27220682
All the better.

>>27220682
So much the better.

>>27220690
>>27220693
Pottymind.

>>27220308
Hello church, you got the characterization well this time, I practically read it in her voice, well done. I rate it cute/10
t. anon who got totally mad last night

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>>27219648
Hey thanks for saying so. I'm doing em in various threads for practice and hearing an opinion lets me know people even read it. I'm glad you liked it.

>>27220308
What a difference a day makes. Nice one. Could be built upon for later interactions too. Nice one, Church.

>>27220728
Good, I'm really glad to hear that. I was up all night watchin episodes to fully understand her character, so I'm really glad it payed off.

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>>27220559
How did you know where I was anon

kill urselves kids xd

>>27220289
>>27220300
>>27220308
Very sweet
Got her character perfect too

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>>27221354
What in the flying fuck is that? Is it even humanoid?

>>27221354
2 spoopy 4 me

>>27221354
Why the fuck is this making me hard? Where's my bleach...

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>>27215738
>milf

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>>27221354
Disgusting

>>27220844
Thank for doing my request. What'd you think of my one-shot? Your research paid off for sure, senpai.

>>27222113
Was
>>27216967
You?

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A whole shitload of repeating digits for best pony.

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>>27222226
Or not. Fuck me. I guess I'll have to settle for another mediocre quints get tomorrow. Sorry /dash/, I've failed you.

>27222222

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>>27222213
Yep. I'm practicing around some of the character generals with one shots.

>>27222245
S'okay. We still love ya anyway.

>>27222253
I thought it was great! I like the short stories more then the three post long ones like I do. I'm glad you liked your request, I tried really hard. Can't wait to see some more of your green.

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>>27222313
Now I want one about the others of the Mane 6 trying to convince RD to join DnD night at the Golden Oak Library.

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G'night Anons.

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>>27224451
have good sleep, brother

>>27220308
That was great, loved it.

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Good night Anons, I might write some more tommorow if I'm not feeling like a lazy faggot.

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>>27225064
Fugggg trips are hard.

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Dash is best pony.

>>27225606
Not with a bizarre human body like that.

>>27225071
>Church

Are you... Church from FiMFiction? Cause if you are I love you

>>27221263
are you the bike crash anon?

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>>27225740
No, I'm not, Church is just my steam username. But I love you anyways Anon.

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Livestream of new episode starting in a couple minutes.

>>27227382
I hope RD is in it this time

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>>27227382
Fuuuccckkk I missed it. Is there an episode link yet?

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>>27229282
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

>>27225930
Not if you're talking about the bike crash anon from 2 months ago who broke all four limbs .. that'd be me.
The good news from that was the surgery went well and I've been out of all four casts for 3 weeks now and feeling pretty good :)

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>>27229636
Awwwww yussss. You're my new favorite person.

>>27229794
>"I-I have my needs, Anon. I need you to hug me!"

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>>27229668
Oh, and I couldn't resist getting rainbow casts after the surgery. My nickname is Rainbow Crash now..it hurts
>inb4 not a pic of pone

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She's never done that before
Awesome

>>27230331
I found it hilarious because of how sudden it was.

>>27230331
This was honestly great

>>27230368
Agreed

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Well now that I've redeemed my self and don't have to commit sudoku, does anyone have any requests? I'm not super creative.

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Any of you have any WebM requests from the show? Dash related or otherwise

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>>27231315
Just got this one from the screencap thread.

>>27231315
Dash's part from the At The Gala song.

>>27231304
Anon petting Rainbow in front of Scootaloo while Rainbow tries not to look like she enjoys it

>>27232120
>abandon thread

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>>27232136
How much of it do you want? It'll be without sound

>>27232120
Here's it without the fuzziness

>>27232173
Love it. I'll post it later tonight.

>>27232257
All of it if it's not a problem, and thanks for cleaning the other one up. That's great! No sound is totally fine.

>>27231304
see
>>27222963

>>27232319
Nice, can't wait

>>27232330
I'd love to, but I don't know anything about dnd, so I couldn't really write that.

>>27225930
Nope I'm terminally ill anon.

>>27229855
lol awesome

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>>27232788
That sucks. Have a cute p0ne.

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>>27215848
That pic reminds me of something.
Wasn't there a music video from that episode? It was something resembling rap. Anyone got a link?

>>27232173
>>27232319
sounds cute, this is going to be good

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>>27232788
life is unfair

I tried to kill myself twice this year, and there are people who want to live but can't...

I wish there was a life transplant.

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So elegant

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>>27232321
This good? Could extend it or shorten it, I sort of cut the intro so if you want it just let me know, it's no big.
Sorry it's a bit late, was watching some Whose Line and Dash deserves my full attention

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>>27234175

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>>27234222

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>>27234175
Absolute Perfection. Have all of my internets, Sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>27234003
You're not serious, right? It's hard to tell nowadays. Don't do anything dumb like that.

>>27232878
Shit happens.
>>27234003
I tried several times in the past but life's okay. I'm engaged was working, have friends, I mean when I do pass I'll be in equestria so can't complain.

>>27215714
I want to kiss her moist blue cooter

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>>27234266
I am...

>>27234175
shit, how can a horse animation get me so nostalgic

>>27234298
Because that's one of two sequences involving RD that are among the very best in the whole series. That and the Sonic Rainboom are IMHO absolutely tops in conveying the perfect emotions of the scene and showing what can really be done in a visual medium even on a kid's show.

And I'm a Twilightfag

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>>27234238
If there's anything else just mention, I feel like making WebM's

>>27234233

>>27231315
Erm...speaking of which...
>>27234331
Any way I could impose upon you for one more webm? I'd love to have RD's Sonic Rainboom sequence where she catches Rarity if it wouldn't trouble you too much.

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>>27234298
>"Anon! Don't say things like that!"
>"Life isn't that bad, is it?"
>"I'm always here to make your bad days turn awesome! How could you ever be sad with me around?"
>"Forget about all the bad stuff, just come hang out with me. We can be cool together!
>"I know sometimes life can be super lame, but when we're together, things are always way better, right?"
>"Promise me you won't do anything like that again, everything would be kinda lame with out you."


Trust me when I say that I know life can be REALLY shitty, but don't do anything dumb, think of what Dash would say. Also, I'll miss you if you do, Anon.

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>>27234367
See >>27234336
Ask as much as you like

I already had this one, if you don't like it I'll go redo it, just let me know how you want it senpai

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>>27234405
Holy shit. Are you trying to get me to propose? All I could ask for is higher quality but that's just me being a greedy little bitch. When RD starts that dive that whole sequence never fails to give me goosebumps. So well done. Thanks for posting it.

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>>27234542
Yeah I know the quality isn't the best but there's only so much you can do with that length in the size limit. Want me to do it from RD starting the dive?

>>27234622
Sure, that'd be awesome.

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>>27231315
this (ep in filename)

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>>27234369
>that picture
I'd leave a legacy of 3 thousands cute jpegs
heh

>>27234744
Wait, is there a s4/5 rd mega out yet?

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>>27234634
Not sure it's much better, yay or neigh love?

Not really sure why WebM's are still capped to 3mb whilst everything else gets 4

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>>27234760
no
I didn't finish capping 5 and haven't even seen 6 yet

;_;

>>27234806
what about 4?

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>>27234831
still not fully cropped, but I'll give you the partly raw thing asap if you want

>>27234861
Any links to 1, 2 and 3?

>>27234706
This what you had in mind?

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(>>27234861)
or more likely after I get up in two hours

>>27234879
search the archive or ask other anons, can't be assed to find them again at the moment

night, Dashfags

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>>27234706
>>27234886
Well shit.
Here's the actual file.

I'm sorry it's late here

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>>27234798
Once again you have made.....THE MAGICS.

I am humbled by your kindness, and generosity.
This is really good quality though, at least it looks better to me. Thanks, Anon.

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Green is coming soon, sorry for being so damn slow.

>>27235021
That is slightly more lewd then the thumbnail showed. Plz no b&

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>>27234924
You're a sweetheart lad

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Ok, here we go. this was slightly harder then I thought, so I hope you enjoy it.


>It was another warm, sunny, lazy day in Equestria.
>You and Rainbow Dash were acting accordingly, hanging out in the park.
>She was preforming her new trick, one she had dubbed "the most amazingly awesome thing you've ever seen, ever."
>You were seated underneath a tree, watching her fly.
>You could sit here for centuries, completely content with life.
>After Dash finishes her stunt, she lands next to you with extreme grace.
>"Well? Was I awesome, or AWESOME?"
"That was pretty awesome Dash, like usual."
>She sports a disappointed look.
>"You're a terrible judge, you know that Anon?"
>She slinks towards you, sitting down at your side.
"It's a good thing I'm so damn cute then, huh?"
>"But next to me, you look like a goat by comparison."
>"But that's true for any ponnnaahh..."
>You chuckle as you run your fingers through her rainbow mane.
>Despite what she would say, she loved it when you pet her mane, so you tried to do it as often as possible.
>As soon as your hand contacts with her rainbow hair, she tenses up, then immediately relaxes.
>You move your nimble fingers through her mane, touching as much fur on the other side as you can.
>You move back up to the top, giving her a quick scratch behind her ear.
>She looks completely relaxed, thoroughly enjoying the attention.
"Man, you're just adorable like this."
>She turns a bit redder at this.
>"S-shut up, my neck is tense, that's all!"
"Of course Dash, that's what it is."
>She gives you a scowl, silencing you.
>You move your hand further down her back, half petting half scratching the area between her wings, along her shoulder blades.
>You were so attentive that you didn't even notice Scootaloo creeping up on you and Dash.
>She crept up to her hero expertly, hiding in the grass and rolling with the wind.
>"HEYRAINBOWDASHWHATSUP!"
>"AHHHHHHH!!!"
>Rainbow Dash must have jumped 3 feet in the air before calming back down.
(Cont.)

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>>27235167
(Cont.)
>"Hey Rainbow Dash, I've been looking for you everywhere! I didn't mean to scare you, but I'm trying to get my cutie mark in tactical espionage!"
>"I wasn't scared, I was just... taking defensive action! Yea, that's all."
>While Dash settles back down, you resume your petting, almost as a habit now.
>Dash let's out a very soft moan when you brush over her tired wings.
>Scootaloo has a very puzzled look on her face.
>"Rainbow Dash, what's Anon doing?"
>If she wasn't red before, she certainly was now.
>"Nothing! He's just... making sure I don't get any cramps, that's all!"
>Deciding to make "extra sure", you run you hand over her wings again, getting under each and every feather.
>"Oh, ok. But why is your leg tapping?"
>The both of you look down to Rainbows hind leg, which was rapidly tapping the ground.
>Dash instantly rockets away from you a good ten feet.
>"A-alright Anon, it think that's good."
>You chuckle and smile at her knowingly.
>Before Scootaloo can continue, she spies another victim in the distance.
>"Maybe I could get my CQC cutie mark! I'll see you later Dash!"
>She instantly disappears in the grass.
>Rainbow hovers back towards you, landing at you side.
>She looks at you expectantly.
>"Well? My other wing still feels a bit sore."
>You resume your petting, leaning back against the tree, Dash at your side.

NIF

>>27235167
>>27235188
That was some adorable green

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>>27235167
>>27235188

>>27235167
>>27235188
Another good one Church.

>>27235265
>>27235350
>>27235531
Wow, thanks guys, I'm really glad you liked it. I'm really tired, so I'm done for the night. I think it's time for JACK TO LET A RIP!
If you have any requests, leave em here, and I'll get to them tommorow.

I'm a bit of a newbie drawfag, but I'll be happy to take some requests and hopefully doodle a couple of them in the morning.
no promises though

>>27235977
CMC dressed up together as Ahuizotl and Daring Dash facing off.

>>27235977
Rainbow Dash eating an ice cream cone. I'll even let you pick the flavor.

>>27236327
Dafuq is this?

>>27236327
I ain't clicking that shit

>>27236327
So.Much.Anime

>>27236511
>>27236511
>>27236511
Now I'm REALLY suspicious.

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FUUUCK
missclick

https://mega.nz/#!zBwgnAyY!jhpc_vF2Ldtw-0O6o3ttjU7wWzQRJ9dD74D6BOadtug

it's >>27234897

>>27236556
why do you have a mega full of weeb shit?

>>27236668
sharing weeb shit with weeb shitters

>>27235188
>but I'm trying to get my cutie mark in tactical espionage
Kek

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>>27236556
I've been waiting for this

>>27237767
Mimblewimble.
>>27216738

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Findin' some good stuff lyin' around.

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>>27237950

>>27226854
What church? There are several on here

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>>27237974
There is only one TRUE Church, child. Just as there is only one True God.

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>>27237950
>anthro

>>27238761
it's semi-anthro, get it right, fucker

>>27238761
>not liking atryl
that's like 2/10 on the scale of anthro

>>27238770
Show-accurate models are 2/10. Have you ever seen a horse?

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My dad passed away an hour ago.

>>27238864
Sorry for your loss. Were you two close?

>>27238864
my condolences, I hope it was peacefully at least

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>>27238870
>>27238875
Thanks. We were close, but I'm sure he was satisfied with his passing away. He's dealt with so many health issues over the years; I'm glad he's not having to deal with it anymore.
Thanks again for not pulling the old 'nice blog, fag' on me.

Love you guys, and of course, this pony. /)

>>27238864
Everyone dies. You will die. The crappier your lifestyle, the earlier you're likely to pop your clogs.

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>>27238906
hey, we all experience loss, it's one boat we are all in one at least once
it's never easy, especially when it's someone close
that they're no longer suffering is always a good way to look at it
(\

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>>27234920
>>27235049

>>27238145
And that true God being Allah :)

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>>27239346

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>>27239798

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>>27238864
I'm very sorry for your loss anon, I'm here if you wanna talk about it.

>>27239835
Come on, don't be a faggot, An— namefag.

>>27239874
The correct term is actually "tripfag"

>>27239895
"Nametripfag" to be especially exact, perhaps?

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>>27239874
Ouch, you hurt my feelings.

>>27237974
I would post it but it's an offline account, and I'm poor as fuck so I only have one game.

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>>27239987
That sucks. I need some dashfag friends to play games with.

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>>27240043
What type of games do you play?

>>27240086
I'm a normie, so what ever AAA flavor of the month is out. I also like puzzle games.

>>27235167
>>27235188
Awww

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>>27240143
Well, I'm sure that somewhere our libraries overlap.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/normlperson/

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What do you guys think about next week's episode? I really want it to be good, but it don't think it will.

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>>27240359
Can't wait to see all the "crusty/top cunt" maymays that are going to be all over the board that day.

>>27240359
Likewise. At least we'll have a bunch of new dash scenes to work with.

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>>27240530
This and all the shippers btfo

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>>27240359
It's gonna be shit.

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>>27240530
>>27240546
>>27240359
The pot will be stirred. I'll probably need new fingertips from all the posting. Switching back and forth between shitposting, damage control, raw autism, and meme generation takes a lot out of a guy.

>>27240751
Its going to be a very, very, busy weekend.

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>>27240751
>>27240760
it's going to be fantastic. I'm going to stir up some shit posting the likes of which you've never seen.

>>27240817
So cute!

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>>27240359
haven't seen it yet.

>>27238864
>when your dad beats you to Equestria and steals your waifu.

I cannot imagine the pain

>>27241992
OOC

>>27241992
Repost of >>27218559.

>>27241992
Damn it anon, I came here to post dash, not to feel.

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>>27241992
Who is this mare you've dyed to match Rainbow Dash? Don't take out your frustrations on her. Of course she could never measure up to the real thing! It's not her fault. Now let her go free and post some more Rainbow Dash.

>>27241992
I know it shouldn't, but this image makes me feel really well.

>>27242088
What do you feel? Is it aggression? superiority?

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>>27242147
Here, I found a more accurate representation.

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>>27242198
No, just a general feel. The only one trying to feel superior her is you.

>>27242205
I don't find this accurate at all. How come our green Gary Stu appears to be suffering defeat? How is that possible? There has to be a sequel to this where he retaliates and prevails.

>>27242205
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>>27241992
This is why we can't have nice things. One guy posts and admitted shitty picture, then everyone jumps on it. You wonder why there are to many Dash hate threads, it's because we're so easy to troll.

>>27242234
This. Dash would definitely hit back if you punched her, but if you guys would lose a fight that easily, you need to rethink things.

>>27242223
You are wrong, but I'm interested in the "general feel". It intrigues me. Describe it to me.

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>>27242242
trolling Dashfags has become a part of being a Dashfag for me

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>>27242254
I'm pretty sure that a Pegasus that can break the sound barrier could hand my ass to me pretty easily, no matter how strong I am.

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>>27242242
Meh, I'm not even mad. Defending a pony is fun in its own way and seriously, what the fuck do I care if others hate Rainbow Dash or Dashfags? Sometimes its fun to bite the hook and thrash against the line.

>>27242267
>what is cartoon physics
Anon, she had to have a HUUUGGGEEE track just to pull that off. Don't get me wrong, it's damn impressive, however, that whole "I'm smaller so I'm faster in a fight!" shit you see in movies is retarted. and soon as you can grab her, it's over. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I could beat her, I'm just saying that I wouldn't go down that easy, and the fight wouldn't be that decisive.

Neither of those are particularly accurate >>27242205 is far too much of an aggressive over reaction, unless you truly follow the idea that Rainbow is top cunt. >>27241992 she gives up too easily but I could see something like this happening if she was deeply in love though I think after the hit she would be annoyed but saying you hate her and want to break up would be what breaks her.

>>27242311
see
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>>27242257
It's just a sad feel. You are trying to feel superior by assuming that I ment I enjoyed that image, because it made me feel superior. It made me feel sad to see her in that much pain, that's all. Don't be so quick to assumptions.

>>27242311
Huge track for the Rainboom, yes. Needed for ludicrous speed, no.
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>>27242314
She'd probably hit you back if you hit her, but I doubt that she would beat the living shit out of you.

>>27242320
Please read posts before trying to argue. That was clearly a case of cartoon physics. Cutting trees like that is impossible, and diving into a rickety old barn and not getting hurt is also impossible. Remember, Twilight took an anvil to the head and was fine, which is also clearly impossible.

>>27242314
THIS. I hate both of these images, they are very OOC.

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>>27242234

Rainbow Dash flies through solid wooden beams for fun, and brings down three trees with a high-speed flying kick, I'm questioning whether a human could even hit hard enough to give her a black eye.

>>27242375
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>>27242345
Agreed. I think she would hit back but turn you into a bloody pulp up until you tell her that you hate her and want to break up then I think she would crumble, though I suspect this would only apply if she was madly and deeply in love with you but seeing as this is Rainbow that would probably be the case.

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>>27242311

Unless you're a neckbear, she's actually not smaller. If she stood on her hind legs she'd be almost as tall as you and potentially heavier than you, 150-200 lbs.

Remember the changeling fight scene? Or the S5 finale? She beats up three changelings of the same size as her with two punches.

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>>27242389
>Cutting trees like that is impossible, and diving into a rickety old barn and not getting hurt is also impossible.
For you.

But not for a pony like Rainbow Dash, she does it so consistently and often in plot-relevant scenarios that we must conclude that it's part of her character.

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>>27242356
>muh cartoon physics

She IS a cartoon, Anon.

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If she were 'Real' she would be a tiny horse thing with vestigial wings who couldn't think or speak.

You arbitrarily drawing a line between what they can do on command and what is "cartoon physics" is disingenuous. An anvil to the head would kill a real pony, yes. An anvil to the head does fuck all to a magical pastel marshmallow pony.

Be mad.

dancing with rainbows again

>>27242356
>>27242389
In Lesson Zero, RD destroyed a barn, an action which was consequential to the plot, so you can't claim that was just cartoon physics.

>>27242375
Just grab her quickly by a wing and snap it at some joint.

>>27242414
I would not mind anally ravaging futa RD

>>27242403
if she's on her hind legs she sacrifices alot of speed and mobility. She also gives me a much larger target. As for the changlings, no shit she took em out, they wernt even defending themselves at all.
>150-200 lbs.
Source?

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>>27242416
So wouldn't it stand to reason that if you were in the same cartoon universe, you would be affected by the same physics? Christ you people are dumb sometimes.

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>>27242421

I doubt you grabbing her wings would do what a 100-ton rock failed to do in May the Best Pet Win. Seems more likely you'd break your hand than anything.

>>27242430
>Source?
The popular fanon about pony size comparison.

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>>27242449
Are you a cartoon? Didn't think so.

The argument could be made that Anon has special snowflake powers because he's a cartoon, but only so long as you consider Anon as a character. Most people don't, and the moment you self-insert onto him you really can't justify special powers you don't have.

Also, this thread is supposedly about Rainbow Dash, stop trying to make it about Anon.

>>27242459
You'd need to be really frail if by trying to break something you broke your own bones.

>>27242468
First, that's not canon. Second, that not what I've been seeing. Most size charts that I see say anywhere from 3-4 feet on average, and about 70-90 lbs. If you could find me an science behind your claims, I will consider them.

>>27242487

Depends if she flaps in response or something. Trying to break a car door while the car is reversing can break your arm if you get stuck.

>>27242492

It's not canon, I agree, and neither is Anon.

1/2 the height of a horse = 1/8 the weight of a horse, RD is significantly chubbier than a horse.

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>>27242486
So lemme get this straight. You honestly believe that if you go to another universe, their universal laws of physics don't apply to you? When you go to a cartoon universe, YOU ARE A CARTOON. That means you have cartoon physics, just like Rainbow Dash. Also, I didn't say anything about Anon, so stop trying to make it about Anon. I was talking about humans in general.

>>27242331
Wrong again.
I assumed that you felt bad for her, which to me suggested you took the strip seriously. By playing with this idea I extended your interpretation of it to complete earnestness, considering you the protagnist in the strip, who could actually feel agressive. I literally asked myself, "Why the hell would he take it seriously if that would just make him feel bad? Is he a masochist? No, he takes it seriously, he's the protagonist. He's a sadist." I was just having fun with it. Yeah, it's a bit convoluted, but it's pretty much what went through my convoluted mind.
So, "don't be so quick to assumptions."

>>27242512
Once again, stop bringing up Anon, I never even once mentioned Anon. Even if she did weigh 150ish, I still have a significant size advantage on her. Like I said, I'm not saying id win, all I'm saying is it wouldn't be that easy.

>>27242520
>You honestly believe that if you go to another universe, their universal laws of physics don't apply to you?
I honestly believe it's physically impossible to go to another universe, especially to a madey-uppy fictional one.

Either way, if you become a cartoon it fundamentally changes every particle of your being, and you are no longer you.

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explain this

>>27242539
>Entire post is a fuck ton if assumptions.
>"Don't make assumptions"
It's just a general feel, stop thinking so hard about it.

>>27242556
That's like saying going to the moon makes you someone else due to the different gravity. YOU are still you, but the realm you exist in is just different.