The Adventure of Normal Norman and his dudes

guys, i been checking the links, and i'm starting to think we need some sort of update to the new threads
using the outdated links, i can reach any thread of norman after the 101

>>27213365
*can't
sorry for the typo

The links are super useless
Its best to ask someone because there's always an anon with access to everything

>>27213365
The links are outdated because the old archive is dead.

>>27213388
i just want to make more easy when that guy isn't around, and kuro it's been working to get his coins.
i just think we should update the list, that's all

>>27213414
The writers list is weird but the writers themselves update their own pastebins

If we combine all Normans he..

>Fucks Purple almost nightly
>Bangs Shimmer at school multiple times
>The only man to receive a boob job from Sophie then fucked her brains out
>Did it with Naomi before it got boring
>Danked it up in bed with Mary multiple times
>Impregnated Buttons Mom
>Got fucked by Celestia 5 times a week and knocked her up in middle school
>Wrote an essay so great Cheerilee allowed him to cum inside
>Got sucked and more from Fleur
>Fucked his own stepmom/boxing coach
>Became Trixie, Diamond Tiara and Cloudkicker's cum pump
>Made forbidden love to Scootaloo
>Made a famous DJ cum all over his face
>Had his way with Octavia a mile in the sky
>Luna entered his mind and became his slave
>Literally fucked HIMSELF
>Bulged the stomach of Amy with his mighty cock
>Got tied up and used by a Rarity lookalike as a child
>Planted his seed in the Rarity sisters more than once
>Cream pied Pinkie on his 18th
>Made a porno with RD
>Diddled with AJ
>Fluttershy used him to compete with her mom in a fuck contest
>Became the favorite for the Demon Succubus Fluttervamp
>Had sex with a damn ladybug human
>Fucked the girl version of his best friend Brad
>Had a threesome with Rarity and Twilight
>Threesome with Fluttershy and her own mother
>Was the main course of an ORGY with Shimmer, Twilight, Sophie, Naomi and Mary

Nolan and Norman perform do a DBz style fusion

>>27213546
Norman is a fucking pervert.

>>27213546
I get what you're trying to do here, anon.
But the fact of the matter is that Norman was never really meant to be any of these.
That was Brad's rightful place as the waifu thief and rapist that Based intended him to be, that is until he decided to join and swap Brad for Norman as his vehicle for the smut he was writing at the time.
For whatever reason, Norman's character was absolutely redefined after that. Even though some of still try to write him that way, the biggest push comes from posts like this.
To be blunt and redundant; its uninspiring.
It's not even entertaining, it just serves to fulfill an urge, and to some extent fill an emotional gap in the psyche.

Just to prove to you that I still care for the content quality of this thread, I suggest you revise the list, change the context of the situations and play them out similarly to how the source material had. It doesn't have to end in sex, despite how much the meme suggests, and it doesn't have to be exactly how Based envisioned it. I guarantee, if you try something slightly different with what you appreciate in the material and ideas that the writers have done for the past three years, you could have a pretty solid story you could write all by yourself

>tl;dr
Smut gets fucking obnoxious after so much discussion
Make a story that does something original and something that has been negotiated and agreed upon.
Make the fucking story yourself

pls don't pasta

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>>27213740
>But the fact of the matter is that Norman was never really meant to be any of these.
>That was Brad's rightful place as the waifu thief

>Still believing the lies

>>27213760
this is clearly Fingerbangist propaganda

>>27213760
>>27213813
>Fingerbangers mad they're dead

>>27213740
I want us to work with the stuff Rain gave us at the end of last thread

>Mary's place.
>Chloe, Mary and Sophie simply enjoying their afternoon tea.
>Soph' has been fidgeting with her cup for the past 30 minutes now.
>"Alright Soph'. Put that china down and out with it."
"Buh? What? No! I'm fine, Mary, promise."
>"Oh c'mon girl! It's so frickin' obvious! What's on your mind?"
"Oh... Well. I'm not sure I should be talking about this here and now..."
>>"It's about my cousin, right? Don't worry Soph', speak withou fear, this will stay between the three of us and I won't get angry or weirded out."
"Are you sure Chloe. I find this topic pretty embarassing."
>"Soph', you don't know the depths of Chloe's depravity, whatever it is, she has read or written something more disturbing."
>>"Mary, why are you so cruel with me?"
>"Because it's true. Also, I love you. But you're a weirdo."
>>"Nuuu..."
"Okay, but I've warned you... So, you see, I've been with Norman for quite some time now."
>>"Exactly 6 months as of next Tuesday."
>"See what I mean, she's been stalking you."
>>"What?! No! I just have a really good memory of those things! Please believe me! I'm not creepy..."
"A-anyway, I heard the other girls talking a couple days ago. Racheal was complaining about how her boyfriend was always wanting to... Erm... /do it/ with her..."
>>"What are we talking about?"
>"Sex."
>>"Oh, of course. I knew that."
>"Ri~ght."
"*AHEM* And, the other girls agreed with her, their boyfriends are always trying to convince them or touching them in... inappropriate ways..."
>"You're so cute when you're embarassed."
>>"Kawai~ Sophie-chan."
>"Aann~d you ruined it."
>>"You are so mean today!"
>"Shark week."
"Gross."
>"I find that designation perfectly fitting."
>Chloe begins to hum the Jaws theme.
"Stop trying to derail this conversation! This is important!"
>"Fast forward! You're wondering why Norman hasn't tried anything with you yet."
"Whu-... Why, yes, that's it."
>>"And you're afraid that's because he finds you inattractive on the more carnal level."

>"Not sexy enough."
>>"Rather: insufficient sex-appeal."
"Uhhh~."
>"Ah? She's about to cry."
>>"Oh! We forgot, as attractive as a dumpster bin!"
>"Nah, you're getting too harsh there."
>>"Verbal cruelty holds endless possibilities."
"Am- Am I /that/ hopeless? Am I gonna die a virgin?"
>"Aww, Sophie dear, that part can be arranged..."
>>"Mary, don't abuse her emotional weakness."
>"Dry your tears, girl. You're not at fault here, it's Norman who's weird here."
>>"Despite our names, weird runs in the genes!"
>"Friendly reminder: you're adopted."
>>"GUHA! Kuritikaru hittu!" [TN note: "critical hit" in very botchered engrish.]
"What do you mean?"
>"Girl, Norman's not like all the other boys, he loves you for more than just your boobies, I mean body."
>>"Exactly, just like I like you for your adorable personality and your smarts while Mary just wants to get in your panties."
>"That's defamation and slander. I'm aiming for much higher."
>>"Her bra, then."
>"You are... not wrong."
"So... What then?"
>"You just have to be patient, eventually, things will fall into place and nature will follow its logical course."
>>"*gigglesnort* Oh I can picture some /things falling into places/ alright."
>"High-five."
>>"Thank you sensei, I learned all from you."
>"You had to ruin that beautiful moment of complicity between the two of us."
"But... Are you sure? What if we break up before?"
>"Then someone else will be the one to help youbecome a woman. By the way, my offer still stands."
>>"You could always accelerate the process."
"How?"
>>"Men are simple organisms, they are honest with the things they like. Just combine multiple things he enjoys and he'll eventually lost control. Ez, GG, no re. Wait no, lots of re."
"Things he enjoys..."
>"Yep, you know, like fetishes... What are Norman's fetishes?"

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>>27213923
>>"His imouto!!"
>"Shut the fuck up. Probably something like procreative, intimate, loving sex on the bed, in the missionary position with hands-holding."
>>"You sicken me."
>"Wait... Where's Sophie?"

>The next day.
"Girls, thank you so much. Your advice really saved me."
>"Ohh! Atta girl!"
>>"Omedetto! it means congrats!"
>"*sigh* A part of me will always regret not managing to be the one to hold your sweating and breathless body in the first light of morning, but I shall die knowing you were happy as a woman."
"Oh! Oh! N-no, we're not that far just yet, but we're making great progress."
>Mary fist pumps, grinning brightly.
>>"Oh... That's kinda disappointing. So, what did you do?"
"So, I thought long and hard about what I could add to /who I am/ to make me appear more desire-able."
>"Good thinking."
>>"*gigglesnort* Long and hard."
"That one pun was on purpose."
>"You make me proud, Soph'. You're growing up so well."
"And then, it hit me. Cheese!"
>"Beg pardon?"
>>"Nani?"
"Norman loves cheese, right?! So I did a strip tease and then, for the coup the grace, I poured cheese on my almost naked body."
>...
"Brilliant! I know! He was just as speechless as you were! In fact, he was so moved that he began to cry! truly, it must have been an incredibly intimate moment."
>"And?"
>>"You stopped there, right?"
"Mh-mh! He said, his voice filled with emotion, that he felt /fulfilled/ with this experience and that he was more than happy with just this. He helped clean me off and let me rest. Then on the morning, breakfast was ready for me, but he had to leave a little earlier as he had forgot something at home."
>...
"Isn't he the sweetest?"

>The next day, Mary and Chloe apologized sincerely in front of the boy, after wrangling a promise to never EVER try that again from Sophie.

>>27213350

Yo. Never been in these threads before. Is there a story to go with that cool title pic?

>>27213945
Nope, not yet
get to it nigga

>>27213956

I have no idea what the general 'canon' of Norman stories is.

>>27213980
Norman comes from Philadelphia and he's 'normal' compared to everyone else.
Whatever happens after that is up to the writer.

>>27213994

What do you mean by 'normal'?

>>27214003
He's the only one without a wacky quirk.
He just exists for the other characters to shine around him

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>>27214003
Unlike most of the school Norman is pretty human, he has a normal name, normal human skin, normal colored hair, and no emblem(cutie mark).

>>27214003
one of the few motherfuckers in town who has a irl skin color, he looks at the pastel colored folk as odd, they think he's a bigot for that reason

Why is Scott so versatile. He can work/clash with any character

>>27214442
because he's got an established personality
so you know what you're working with and how to make the most of it
Unlike Norman

What kind of games do Norman and friends play together?

>>27215137
League, any CoD, UNO on XBL, Halo, TF2, Smash 4 and Dodgeball

>Mary watching Twilight walk down the hall
>Not for any reason, just fantasizing about herself with purple hair
>Purple pulls out a bag of grass
>!
"Woah hold on Twilight!"
>"Hwah?"
"Dude don't hold out, friend. You gotta share n shit remember? Did Norman give you this Jane?"
>"Jane?"
>Mary squeezes her temples
"That fat sack of weed."
>Mary turns around
>Everyone looking at her
>They continue what they were doing
"Just lemme get some of that."
>"Oh. Yeah sure but uhh."
>Purple grabs a handful and eats it
>"Ah didnth thn-k pepple eath it too"
>Mary puts her hand away
"Uh nah it's alright. Watching my weight. Enjoy?"
>Purple leaves stuffing her face with literal grass
>Mary blankly stares
>Shimmer walks by Twi
>She also takes a handful in her mouth
>Mary stares at the joint in her pocket
>Throws it away

>>27218222
"I'm not high enough for this shit."

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>>27218222
This is by by far the best Mary short and story over all I've ever read, I legit kek'd

>>27218222
>Mary stares at the joint in her pocket
>Throws it away
KEK

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Jim as Doomguy, plz

>>27218222
God dammit Mary.

>>27219547
>Fluttershy
>Serving meat
>Snips n Snails
>Having $$$ for Hooters

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someone can edit this to be norman?

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>>27219881
I would but that looks terrible.
Find something better.

>>27219886
ok

>>27219886
Color the Norman tv show pic

>>27220165
Post it.

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>>27220194

>Norman, his date, and Brad hanging out
>Girl somehow manages to be the 3rd wheel

Where can I get some bromance Brad n Norm

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>>27222825
>joesac-o-shit
I hate this son of a bitch

>>27223358
I kinda feel like this picture is a little inaccurate.
I kinda feel like Norman should be the taller, if not to par.

>>27223419
Norman is tall. But Brad is a big /fit/ dude.
Norman is a good 6'0 while Brad is 6'3

>>27225893
Dandy

>>27225154
you know what happens.


>"We are going to fuck inside this locker and you are going to like it!"
"No I don't wanna!"
>And that day Sunset literally had to spoon feed Norman sex for a hour like a little baby.

save yourself Norman!

What's Normans head pat policy?

>>27231544
You do not pat the beanie.
The beanie pats only girls.
Even girls taller than the beanie get patted.
You can pat the Norman after removal of the beanie.
Only heads taller than the Normal can remove the beanie.
Scott wants to pat but cannot.
Brad can and does.

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Soren and CHS boys edit pls

>>27233099
>Scott shorter than Norman
>>27225292
>Norman is right at 6ft

Scott is a fucking manlet hahah

>>27233184
it would be nolan actually

>>27234725
Soren is more of the cute shota type

Playing through Saints Row 2 as Nolan.

Think I've done well this time, will post pics either when I've finished or if I find some kind of scarf that fits with the rest of it.

>>27234822
that sounds great

Tripfags in Canterlot High

>>27235314
I have the clothes minus scarf, but the head is probabily fucked. Not good with the facial construction menus. Never was with Sims.

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>>27213546
The only girl safe from the Normaning is Gilda and that's because they care for their friendship

>>27236239
PURE

>>27236239
that.... actually is true
norman and gilda would be in a nomad biker lifestyle. they would never get married, but they would live together and have kids

>Sophie studying in the library
>Brad and Scott looking at memes on their phone across from her
>Start to flick things in her cleavage
>They're giggling
>She pulls her shirt up
>Places a gun on the table
>Brad and Scott look at memes

>>27236965
i bet it was nolan's idea:
"i wish those assholes stop looking at my breast"
>nolan checks the school's theather equiptment
>"here"
>he throws him sophie a prop gun
"what the- nolan? how this got here?"
>"for some screens i been having ideas. the thing is, it looks like a gun, and make a false shot noice. no one will fuck with you after a scare"
"but if someone thinks is real?"
>nolan opens his jacket, showing a gunholder with a .45
>"i'm the one who legally can carry these things. you'll have to do with that"

Night

>>27237056
Why is Nolan always packing heat?

>>27238784
Being the son of the most powerful gang leader make him born with a price on his head

>>27239836
Do we even have any more drawfags? I've been out of this thread for months. I may need a briefing.

>>27239865
as far as i know, the most kind writer is NormalDrawfag and Puto Chef
they still here.
meanwhile, another drawfags are gone:
Liseli Canis didn't show up in a long time, and the guy of the pic in>>27239836 dissapeared. his name was nikishi.
other artist like maxiebrown posted and drawed a few pics, and then dissapeared
i count kuro, but he draws once in a long time

>>27240317
*drawfags

>>27240778
GODDAMNIT CARLOS!!! HOW THE FUCK MEXICANS CAN CROSS THE DIMENSIONAL BARRIER?!

>>27240859
Hopping the fence.

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Our boy's birthday approaches soon.

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>>27242275
we'll do our best to not fuck it up

>>27240317
Is there any way that we can get people?

>>27244426
People just come, drop something and go
I don't mind, it's something

>>27242275
Oh shit, what's the big day?

>>27244863
The 19th or 20th I think it was.

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>>27246013

>>27246609
u tryna fuck?

>>27247552
END OF THE SEMESTER
END OF THE SEMESTER

it sure as all fuck is going to be summer

LED-display-haired Tomboy continues to hang out with Emo kid soon

>>27248336
VINYL
X
SOREN

Someone should draw the characters in a style that fits their personality. Not just some EQG/Anime style. But a caricature of them that resembles their personality.

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>>27249158
This is what Scott thinks of himself

>Norman walks in on Chloe trying to put on Sophies bra

Norman and brad taunt and insult the mane 6 for shits and giggles.

mane 6 plays along, laughing.

Norman and brad step their game up to see who make the girls get so butt blasted that they change forms again.

Norman makes a bet and Brad makes a bet.

They start.

Basic pranks, low tier gradeschool insults.

Fluttery isnt even phased by it.

What do to make mane 6 buttblasted so hard they transform into magical beings.

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>>27249368
why would Norman try to infuriate Rara and her friends?

I get that he appreciates the occasional bantz from RD, but the whole group?

>>27249376
Just for shits and giggles m8 plus norman and brad are friends like that.

>>27249412
>Back in Equestria
where the fuck did you find this trash?

>>27249368
Its the big final game for RD but the team has to be checked for performance enhancers.
The night before Brad and Norman pour a gallon of steroids into RD's house's water supply

>>27249412
What the fuck is this?

>>27249412
Pinkie Pie is a fucking homewrecker.

AJ's seems pretty cute with her being the girl next door.

>>27249540
Scott was right
she is a degenerate

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>>27249540
>homewrecker
Why do you think her pony self lives with a married couple?

>>27249598
It makes some sense.
Mr Caje is a cuck, so he fucks pinkie while her wife fucks other guys
I say it's some sort of open marriage

>>27246609
why does pinkie get two squares?

>>27250747
Because her ass is too fat to fit in one

I want Norma to return

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>>27249412
>tfw only the most perfect waifu is currently pure

Imagine if Sophie and Chloe swapped bodies

>>27252325
>Chloe in Sophie's body doesn't stop pressing her tits against Norman
>Sophie in Chloe's body snooping around Norman's room

>>27252368
>Sophie against it at first
>Second later she feels nothing on her back
>Shoulder pain gone
>Spine isn't stiff
>Fucking ecstatic
>Goes to enjoy life as a new, more limber Sophie
>Decides to run a marathon

>Chloe doesn't stop feeling her new lewd body up
>Takes as many pics as she can
>Norman comes home
>Has to use her acting skills to keep Norman thinking she's Sophie

We can do so much with this

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Kill me.

>>27252780
OK.
>kills you

>>27252780
Is it funny?

>>27252908
No. It's actually a very serious love story about Brad and his Pokémon. I did it because it's my fetish.

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Who ready for the new hotness?

>>27252947
>gloriosa daisy
i wonder how they will use her
i expect something more than the classic country chic who lives close to *insert natural area's name*

>>27253238
iirc she's been seen inside the castle a few times.

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>>27251991
>devastated Brad sexually
>deffinition of slut
>pure

>>27253329
only because she was there doesn't mean she's going to be a richie girl
look twilight: she was living in a treehouse before the castle.
ou won't tell me the original twi was living in a semi-good appartment before she could start renting a real crib

>>27255277
Norman is still doing the hotline bling?

>>27255421
I don't know

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Someone do this pic but with our ladies

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Incoming NSFW
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/3/1145420.gif

>>27257306
Nice

>>27258078
*insert goddammit carlos here*

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>>27251991
>pure

>You will never wake up with Sophies lewd body against you

>>27258078
So is he going to be the Carlos of the Normal-verse?

>>27263363
With that face and style, it was destined to be

>>27263363
Then who will be the rest of magic school bus class then?
Diwata can be Dorothy Ann or Phoebe. Either saying "According to my training/research" or "Back in my home Country ".
One of the Crystal Prep meganes can be Arnold.
Butt who else can fit the roles?

>>27264098
The hell are you doing

There was an old old pic of Norman and friends as the guys from the Hangover. Always thought it was gunna turn into something but didnt.
Is there hope for something now?

>>27264141
Autism

When ya wanna post a shit Headcanon but you know it's shit and don't wanna ruin the quality of /nn/ even harder

>>27264483
Shitty activity or no activity at all: pick your poison.

>>27264501
I'd rather let this thread die than be full of bullshit
I'd take a mindless lewd fic over a cringy autist fest that we're forced to reply to but we don't wanna so the thread dies

>>27256852
A Sonata and Aria version of this would be sweet.

>>27264207
Post it
Now

>>27264922
Like hell I have it. It's an old pic

I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCowMcWipwk

>>27266385
so, pinkie changes places
norman knows how to difference pony twi with human twi
he can do it with ponka too?
also, scott will get a JUST? he can even have a breakdown if he sees two pinkies

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Principal Sisters when

We need Norman vs the Dazzlings
Lewd of course

>>27266385
>Rarity, Chloe and Fleur with the green background.
Drama queens.

>>27270216
>Norman goes in for a pity hug because he hates the Sad shirt
>She gets out of the hug
>Takes off her shirt
>Under it is the Happy Shirt

>>27270216
why is everyone drawing twilight black these days

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>>27270266
Dark skin Twi has always been a thing because she has the darkest coat of the M6.

>>27270276
somehow, it looks natural

>>27270276
>yet twi doesn't have the features of a black grill

Is Shimmer a ganguro gyaru

Legit wish Fingerbang would join us. Norman is hot and CHS girls are hot.

>>27272083
get out of here leman

>>27272179
Who
I just want Smut from this place. Tons of unused potential here. This place is great.
We just need more than 2 dead lewd writers

>>27272595
then why bring fingerbang into this?

why dont you stop being lazy and write some lewds yourself.

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I miss Norman and Purple antics and innocent misunderstood lewd moments

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More NSFW
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/5/1146722.gif

>>27273362
>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/5/1146722.gif
the cowgirl/ creampie one is pretty nice.


herd these gifs are leading up to full fledged flash game

>>27273573
yeah, the guy who did these wants to make it happen
that would be awesome

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>"you are gonna make it brah"

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>>27272083
Yeah would be nice for a merge

>Never have Norman dommed By Adagio, Sonata and Aria at the same time
>No Adagio on his face while Sonata squeezes his dick between her tits while Aria rubs her ass on the other side of his dick

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>>27274906
we are working on that anon
don't worry

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>>27266385
>animated bloopers
Fucking love when they do that

>>27275299
At the end they all stare at him asking who was better

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>>27266385
>yfw Ponkfags claim that's the reason of Ponks flanderization in the last seasons.

>>27275299
Pussy sandwich when

>>27274541
>merge
>nice
>>>/out/

>>27277391
>You will never leave your tiny 12yr boy looking gf for this

>>27277419
>12yr old
Patricia's at it again

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>>27275299

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More NSFW
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/6/1147569.gif

>>27280401
>those shitty nips

>>27280401
That guy is getting somewhere

>>27280401
>No lube
Ouch

Nolan porn

>>27281709
>Nolan's cooking shinanigans
>Finally does something right
>He mistook an arcane cantations book for a cook book
>Tentacles rape the school

>>27281709
>Norman watches in horror from outside as he makes Rarity moan his name

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We SciTwi now

I guess we really do just need lewd writers

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>>27277391
>>27277419
Naomi didnt do anything wrong.

>>27282495
She had such a boring pussy and personality the writers had to write her or if existence

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>>27282565
She only had the bad luck of having a bf that was into femdom.

>>27282746
Surprised there hasn't been edits of this. We can make it any girl

>>27282760
you genious

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>>27280401
DELETE THIS!

Scitwi is not for sexual

>>27282746
Why didn't anyone think of this before!

>>27283111
The difference between Purple and SciTwi is..

SciTwi can get pregnant

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did someone say
Pregnancy?

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>>27283872

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>>27283872

>>27284074
At some point someone sat down, picked up a pen and said
"I want to draw Flash Sentry as a sperm swimming towards Sunset Shimmer as an egg."

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>>27238970

Yare yare dawa

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>>27251991
uh huh

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>>27240859
Magic.
Equestrian Magic, Gringo Pendejo Cogeyeguas

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>>27252780
>pokémon
>waifu

Gotta steal them all senpai!

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>>27284472

>>27284495
I want Norman to fuck everyone
Its best that it's all in 1 universe
The Shimmering was a blessing

>>27284509
Lyra is not for sexing the beanie boy, they're just platonic friends who at most all they did was dance once.

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>>27249412
Rarity is in love with Twilight's real brother

Fluttershy is in love with Transsexual Tree Hugger

Applejack is Erina Pendolton

My dick aches for seeing the porn

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>>27284097
this is actually two years old, besides an egg being attacked by sperm is a common fetish among horse fuckers

>>27284509
Everyone does that include boys because two certain girls will enjoy that.

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>>27225893
That hair is Greato Daze

>>27252947
I'll tell you who's ready: Flash Sentry

https://derpiboo.ru/1087609

The movie hasn't come out yet and he already fucked her silly

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>>27285176
How we fix her rotten mind?

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>>27284611
>Rarity is in love with Twilight's real brother
Don't you mean Pink?

>Norman making up holidays just to get gifts out of purple

>>27287546
We can't
When she gets enough money, she'll go to japan
It will be their problem then

>>27289437
That's cute.

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>>27289810
Chloe: TOKYO!!!
Diwata Chan: Gaijin.

>>27290253
i wonder what would be the first thing she'll do in there?

>>27290661
Molest everybody.

Nolan and Amy super tight cuddling

>>27289437
I want to pet her.

>>27284495
S-sauce?

>Celestia has a map of the school
>Each room has a heart stamp
>She adds the final stamp to the last room
>Pats Normans head
>Each heart represents where they fucked
>Norman is about to pass out
>Celestia gets him back to reality
>Pulls out a map of Canterlot and giggles
>Norman passes out again

>>27295468
that nigga need some z
if he post all the girls he banged in the canterlot city map. it would be full

>>27293772
Don't that's how she catches her slaves.

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>>27290661
Go to a maid cafe and molest a maid.

>>27300263
cringe

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What pajamas does Purple wear to bed

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>>27301661
The ones Pinkie lent her.

>>27302031
I think it was Fluttershy's

Summer soon...
What are our characters' plans for these warm school-less months?

>>27303735
Chloe plans to finish her backlog
Sophie will try to be more outgoing and maybe get closer to her ctush
Mary plans to get closer to Sophie for benefits.

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It's Milf day my dudes

>>27303735
Attending various parties and getting in trouble
>Tfw no big Saints Tower bash

Story about Brad trying to get it in with the Dazzlings but he finds out the Dazzlings are trying to make the CMCs into filthy thots

>>27307149
As if anyone in this thread would know what a Thot is

>>27307149
this isn't worldstar buddy

>>27304806
>Fluttershy's mom
>Celestia
>Luna
Who am i missing?

>>27307738
ur mum :^)

>>27307738
Beauty Sting, Button's Mom.

>>27307738
Fleur-de-lis
Even tho she isn't Noland real mom but who cares about Nolan anymore

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>>27219881
Here.
Didn't really like how it looked so I edited it to look a little better.
A mediocre edit for a shitty picture.

>>27308359
You improved if in more ways than one. Excellent work m80

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>>27304806
>We will never stop sucking at holidays.

>>27308737
>We will never not suck

>>27308834
>We will never

Need a drawfag to make me a picture of Purple standing pimp with an Axew and Noibat. No background, though, pls. Trust me, it's for science.

>>27308359
/r/ here
i knew ask you for an edit of that here would work
thanks

I want Celestia and her assistant, Sophie to service Norman

Boop

>tfw no mind break fics

>>27308359
This gave me a small idea
I see if i can work it tomorrow

I just want someone to draw Normans parents and write a lil bio for them

Norman
-Really good at doing dishes but hates wet food
-Can sing along to rap
-Watched Watchmen with his mom
-Thinks Cloverfield is best monster movie
-Smells like a friend
-Has a big dick
-Void under his beanie
-Is friends with John K.

Scott
-Liked the thing you like 5 years ago
-Does spot on Simpsons impersonations
-Cried when Number 24 died
-Likes K-On!
-Is Normans boss
-Drinks juice with bits of fruit in it
-Does magic tricks with pencils

Brad
-Has a driver's license
-Touched a boob at 12yrs old
-Can't draw but he always tries
-Secret Dr. Who fan
-Doesn't like Old Spice
-Eats the brown tips of bananas
-Can juggle really cool
-Thinks classic Disney is gay

Nolan
-Can sing ABCs backwards
-Is alright with buying you things but it's weird
-Has 4 moms
-Invented the Dab
-Taste is more expensive than your student debt
-Candle enthusiast
-Kissed Emma Watson one time
-Guitar Hero pro
-Bites nails

Soren
-Tried cutting himself one time but it hurt and sucked so he stopped
-Photoshop master
-Wishes he was Sonic
-Has 3 crushes
-Origami connoisseur
-Is #TeamIronMan
-Math is fun
-Aquariums are his fav
-Baneposts irl

Chloe
-Naruto RUN
-Beat Portal in 20 minutes
-Wants to be Pan Pizza's slave bitch
-Doesn't like seafood but the Japanese do
-Cuddle bug
-Doesn't use conditioner
-Broni Friendzoni

Sophie
-Nice boops
-Hasn't seen a Marvel movie
-Gets tagged by her mom
-Still a fan of the Dazzlings
-Makes Degrassi jokes
-Secret Kevin Smith hater
-Italian food
-Secretly enjoys the envy of flat girls
-Thought UP was overrated


Mary
-Mom packs her lunch
-Smonks weed
-Wants to be Snoop Dogg's son
-Caught all the pokemon
-Afraid of love
-Loathes Jamaica because of bugs
-Wants to be a boy sometimes
-Roast Queen
-Hair is made of Trust

>>27310870
Do more faggot

>>27310911
But that's like all the characters

>>27310799
>>27310870
As resident Lore-Keeper in Kuro's absence, I can confirm these as 99% top quality TRUTH.

>>27310870
Mary- caught all Pokémon and Wants to be boy. So she's Trainer Fuguri/Leaf/Blue/Green who got stuck in the Norman Verse.

>>27311044
You will never be Kuro

>>27311798
Which is fine, no-one else has the strength to be Kuro while Kuro's here.
You need to defeat the previous Kuro in a battle to the death with only your fists to earn his strength and wisdom.

>>27311941
CRAWLING

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>>27294597
https://derpibooru.org/613249

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>>27312679
What if Flash Sentry was gay or bi curious?

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>>27312693

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>>27296532
Shouldn't Sunset be Giorno and Daydream Shimmer GER?

>>27312693
He'll be an unstoppable thief

>>27312693
No. No no. No. NO! This is not becoming a thing! My husbando is not gay!

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>>27313644
Git fakt nigger

Hi, passing by.

Why is this on page 10?

>>27315852
Kuro which of those facts above AREN'T true

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>>27313431
>>27313840
>>27312748
WAIFUS, HUSBANDOS, LOLIS AND EVEN SHOTAS, NO LIVING BEING IS SAFE FROM THE LUST OF THE BRAD!

>>27316162

which facts?

>>27316609
The big posts above yours

>>27314374
>>27313840
>>27313644

these?

>>27316643
nope

these
>>27310799
>>27310870