605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk-5O7XSTVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvkThUXkGuM
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
The dragons of Equestria - they may usually be scattered, but they do have some loose organization. With a new leader, and one Spike's befriended at that, it's possible that they'll establish at least a slightly more defined rapport with the pony leadership. Twilight would love to learn all the more she can, that's for certain, but she's not the only pony- or the only princess- who'd want to know. Even Spike still is unaware of a lot of usual dragon issues. So it's all up to Ember now, and her wise reign.
>>27099970
Previous thread.
>filly
Colts
Friendship is Magic #41 is storytimed here!
>>27066304
Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart is still storytimed here!
>>27064471
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvnjs21aIcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27104546
How tall is Ember?
Is she taller or shorter than anon?
>>27104670
>3 seconds
Goddamnyoumotherfucker.
Who else was excited to see Celestia show up in an episode for once?
Reminder that Ember is hot
>>27104666
If I didn't already have a waifu I might have gone for Ember.
>>27104684
Assuming ponies are about three feet tall, I'd say Ember is somewhere between five feet and five-ten.
>>27104681
Hey, you're still here! Glad you've been doing work. Good luck!
>>27104681
YOU CAN DO IT
>>27104693
I am! She still needs an episode. It's been 5 years, one of the principal characters should not be episode-less for so long, especially if her sister has already gotten at least 1, or 4 if you count the crusaders ones.
Pony reminds you that if you die today whatever you're wearing is your ghost outfit. So maybe don't wear the stained wifebeater.
>>27104760
It's not stained, it's "authentic"!
touch the dragoness
sexually
DRAGON
PUSSY
>>27104785
I don't get why seeing a character's breath like that is arousingbut it is
>>27104796
*cloaca
>>27104796
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
>In animal anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior orifice that serves as the only opening for the digestive, reproductive, and urinary tracts.
unf. A single hole for pissing, shitting and fucking.
>>27104796
HOT
DRAGON
PUSSY
Please do not combine the holes.
>>27104836
Crossing the streams is bad.
Pony is being super lewd in this image.
>>27104870
wrong spoiler dork
>>27104870
anon is not very good at channing
good night MLPG
>>27104882
>>27104900
Shhhh shhh shhhut the fuck up.
Remember to wear a second pair of underwear when sleeping with fillies, they tend to get cold and try to slip somewhere warmer.
>>27104997
thats kinda cute
>>27104997
that's why I just make a filly hole out of a pillow case
habbading
>>27105034
>spike
>wings
>>27105034
I would like this a lot more if Spike's tiny arms i the first frame wasn't all jacked up.
>>27105034
>headcanon
>>27105034
>dogs with wings
Butts
>>27105061
how come there are never any winged dogs
>>27105072
They're all on deviantART
>>27105072
Dogs don't have wings.
Only cats.
>>27105043
What? You mean buff in the second panel?
That's probably them 20 years later or something.
>>27105096
Spikes original shape is a bean with arms.
That picture is a bean width human with tiny disproportionate arms and defined arms with no back muscles.
Also they're more detailed than the on model style and it's jarring.
Colt's got a bad case of the heart eyes
Tsunber dragon.
Orig size: http://imgur.com/jOHYIdZ.gif
>>27105126
nice
nice
>>27105126
hnrrngnrglblbll
>>27105126
cute!
thanks as always, pixelman
>>27105126
I love you
>>27105126
Ember a cute!
i have heard there will be no new pony next week... is this rumor true?
>>27105199
It's not a rumor.
>>27104796
>love dragons
>REALLY love dragons
>the two options for non-anthros seems to be either a human vulva awkwardly slapped on an otherwise smooth underbelly or an off-putting cloaca
maybe I don't love them enough yet
maybe the results of this episode will change that
>season already 20% over
PANIC
>>27105126
that's super cute
something seems different about the coloring in this one that I like even more than usual, too
maybe I just like blue
I want to run up to the pony in a panic and desperately try to convince her she's in a failed timeline where we never married and had thirty kids.
Do ponies respond well to panic?
Making sex with dragons is ams beings most metals things in the worlds.
>>27105279
I'm not sure, but they're fairly gullible.
I'm a wizard
>>27105311
I don't believe you
CUTE
DRAGONS
>>27105331
so is there a male ember
You are a good person and we're friends
>>27105342
faget
>>27105350
thanks
want some ice cream
Anon you're going to have to marry the pony to strengthen our alliance.
>>27105350
we've never even met
this is why broad positive statements suck
>>27105389
>human and pony races make contact
>you're the one to make first contact
>the pony you came across was celestia
>weeks later at a diplomatic meeting she requests a mate to solidify the two races soon to be alliance
>chooses you
>>27105413
We're not in the middle ages Celestia. We don't do that anymore.
Your choice doesn't even make sense. I'm not someone important.
>>27105429
She's not hearing a no in there Anon.
>Glimmer in the opening pic
>still
can we not
IT'S A GLIMMERSODE
606 - No Second Prances:When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.
>IMMEDIATELY cucked right out of a Princess episode
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27105444
C'MON TRIXIE
>>27105444
BUT WHO IS BAD PONE?
>>27105444
Great another DT episode.
>>27105444
>formerly bad pony
So a new character then?
>Twilight tries to stop her
Wait why? How bad could that pony be if Twilight doesn't give her a chance? I mean she gave Glimmer a chance AND SHE ALMOST DESTROYED THE WORLD
>>27105444
aww yes!
>>27105429
It doesn't matter.
She wants you, no alliance until you marry then swiftly consummate it.
>>27105444
So this is either:
a bullshit new character outta no where
Trixie
or Diamond Tiara
Chaos Mode pick: Sunset
>>27105460
A good 40% of her friends have nearly destroyed the world. Maybe it'sSombra.
>>27105453
beat me to it
pretty hype if it's her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcltrdsQ0M
>>27105444
>Princess of friendship
>trying to stop someone from making friends
now hol the fuk up...
>>27105444
Trixie seems like the obvious pick here but who else would fit the bill for this role?
>>27105472
Chaos mode pickTwilights school bully.
>>27105453
Trixie is the least likely since Twilight forgave her and thought she's good now. Doubt Twilight would try to prevent that.
DT was a bitch but not evil, again I fail to see why Twilight would complain. It has to be someone new
>>27105486
I think you're reading too much into it
>>27105444
Finally an episode to get hyp about.
Kinda worried they kept it under wraps because lol, Sunset, but Trixie is an equally hyping pony (because Seth et al).
>>27105444
TRIXIE TIME
>>27105494
Anon, it just doesn't make sense to be those two. Especially since it's Twilight complaining. I honestly think Twilight wouldn't complain about Trixie of all people. It would kinda ruin the ending of Magic Duel.
And DT is a freaking filly. A child.
>>27105444
>Dragon waifu
>Potential Trixie
Goddamn did Seth make out like a bandit this week.
>Starlight isn't around much
>Twilight asks why
>says she's made a new friend
>Twi happy, investigates
>finds out it's Trixie
>freaks out because in the show she was never fully redeemed
Tell me with a straight face this doesn't seem like a plausible episode.
>>27105499
wouldn't surprise me
the 'Trixie with evil artefact' episode had greate ratings and was pretty good
>>27105512
>Especially since it's Twilight complaining.
did we forget the "I dont get this meme" Twilight episode?
the one where she literally cried about it?
>>27105512
It just seems like a really way to phrase the description if it's a new pony. My money is still on Trixie.
You all should go to bed. Your waifu is waiting and she's getting cold without anyone to cuddle
>>27105472
>Chaos Mode pick: Sunset
loading up the shitpost folder
>Trixie potential
I wonder if I should nofap through minihiatus so I can bust an extra big load for her
It'd be sad and hilarious if it turned out not to be her
But so great if it is
Absolute madman pick:Highschool dimension Twilight.
>>27105547
>if I should nofap
you should not fap at all
it damages your dick long term
>>27105444
itsI dont know. are there any bad ponies left? flim flam brothers? Prince Blueblood?
>>27105535
We'll see in two weeks but I am willing to be it can't be Trixie. If it was another pony complaining I would also think it was Trixie.
I mean she wasn't even really evil. She was a bitch, and the whole Alicorn Amulet thing was corruption.
And again Magic Duel ending would jsut be thrown away for no reason at all.
>>27105551
>Absolute madman
That would be pretty accurate
Unfortunately Larson didnt work on S6 so no one will use EqG like that
>>27105538
But I've been sitting in bed for a few hours now and there's no waifu to cuddle with:
>>27104713
Cute
>>27105559
>We'll see in two weeks
????
>>27105566
>Anal masturbation
I dont get how gays think breaking your ass to get to one little internal dick spot is worth it
>>27105576
No episode next week
>>27105576
There's a hiatus next week.
>>27105559
I'll bet you 3 ponies and a filly it's not a new pony
>>27105595
If you're so sure why not bet your waifu?
>>27105567
All you have to do is close your eyespretend
>>27105594
>>27105591
this is me shooting the messenger
dont you ever reply to any of my posts ever again
>>27105523
hmm
>>27105586
Anon the WHOLE rectum-region feels great to play with.
The prostate is just one small part.
I mean why do you think girls are into it too?
>>27105600
but I could never
>>27105611
Because they're biologically wired to want things shoved into them
>>27105620
Yet you play with the lives of other ponies like their nothing.
Shame on you.
Your waifu or no bet
>>27105444
Its Zacora. Deep inside Twilight is still a racist.
>>27105602I do that nightly and it makes me feel pathetic. The lack of intamacy in my life is slowly killing me
>>27105595
Would you take two stallions, a gryphon, and a 12 pack of red bull as equivalent?
>>27105628
they're just background ponies, they have no husbandos
>>27105611
>why do you think girls are into it
because a) theyre lying about it or b) the pressure is transferred to their vaginal nerves since that whole area is sensitive much more internally
>>27105654
You are a heartless monster Anon. I hope you never encounter ponies
>>27104836
seconded
>>27105648
I only deal in ponies
>>27104706
so human sized?
yesss
Am I the only one getting Giants: Citizen Kabuto flashbacks with this princess?
Lanky, blue, next in line but against it, super powerful but still needs help from a bunch of dooks to succeed.
>>27105556
A comic made me headcanon that blueblood isnt actually
we never delved into the crime underworld yet
>>27105682
I'm going to sit on that pony.
Well more like sit against her on the couch.
Since she's hogging the tv.
>>27105679
>Giants: Citizen Kabuto
I have no idea what that is
>>27105618
why don't that pon like the boop
>>27105208
just imagine slit that contains the vag and a separate butthole
>>27105695
It's okay, most people don't.
>>27105700
can't solve all your problems with booping
>>27105679
hair's interesting way to translate it
>>27105700
he gets erect when booped
>>27105734
So is this Black and White, but with giant Waifus?
You hear a faint "reeeee" coming from Colt's room in the basement.
>>27105772
Yell at him to show those normies out
>>27105768
>Scientist pegasus
What's next? Hard working unicorns? Inteligent Earth Ponies?
>>27105768
>Black
>Red
Really nigga
>>27105791
Hey it was a randomizer. I tried to work with what I had.
>>27105734
yeah well I was hoping for some explanation here
might pick something new up
>>27105791
might be time to get your eyes checked buddy, that's more maroon imo
>>27105763Not really.
Black and White is about being a god and playing with the pet beast.
This is closer to Sacrifice... you get a base for weapons, spells, equipment, but the teams work differently where the mercs have jetpacks and there's 3 of them, those blue ones have magic but there are only 2 and then you have Kabuto for a loner.
>>27105768
I love your hips
draw more pony
>>27105768
I'd listen to her make all the monologues
>>27105805
Sounds kinda cool. I'll have to look into it.
>>27105796
If she had a different color scheme I might have liked her a lot more off the bat.
>>27105798
Red-ish
>>27105796
>randomizer
link?
>>27105805
SO ITS LIKE EVOLVE RIGHT
>>27105836
http://etyas-shenanigans.tumblr.com/post/142804660995/pony-randomizer-challenge-here-are-the-rules-you
>>27105796
>Hey it was a randomizer. I tried to work with what I had.
Can't you restrict the palette to pastel colours only?
>>27105847
I'll stick with my OC generator abodomination, thanks.
>>27105847
>picking them just for shits and giggles
>one go is a cowardly bookworm
>another is a hotheaded blind pony
Now I kinda wish I could actually draw.
>>27105847
>got bat pony
deleted
>>27105847
>no stallions
Aw, man. I was really hoping to make another guy.
>>27105879
Everything's possible, anon.
You just need to consume some other drawfag's powers.
Oh god I wish I could draw. She would be adorable!
>>27105934
Don't let that from stopping you
>>27105934
I think some of these random things and hairstyles are a bit too outlandish, but otherwise some nice combinations come out of it.
I think I'd rather use something else for generating the colors, though.
Apples
>>27105934
>>27105955
both 2cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJgK2Fyxhg
>>27105945
you're a champ
>>27105955
>>27105934
You know what you must do
No excuses
>>27105994
I was about to hit the bed, so I'll take my excuse.
I like Luna's voice.
>>27105989
Back when "Equestria Girls" meant something completely different.
And still the only time there's been an explicit shout out to older fans.
>>27106008
At least on television/show-related materials
>>27105994
We do what we must
because
we can
>>27106008
Remember all the fear mongering about them using love and tolerate, brony or other such things when season two rolled around?
>>27106027
don't dig up the corpses to fuck them, anon
They should re-launch Equestria girls so it's done in the style of the mini's figures.
>>27106053u n f
>>27105994
Here ya go.
>>27106027
I would laugh so hard if some form of "love and tolerate" ended up being the last line of the series.
>>27106027
>love and tolerate
I am still salty about getting so many bans from pony servers just for saying faggot
one time a guy on mic was like whoa dude, love and tolerate
it didnt register until after the ban that he was talking about when i typed that out for some stupid thing like an engineer blocking a path or something
i should reinstall tf2, I miss playing that game.
If I were a publisher I'd be lining up someone like Theissen or McCarthy for a book deal once this is all done to get the inside story of working on one of the biggest and most unexpected pop culture phenomenons of the 21st Century.
>>27106075
But who would you play with
absolutely ravaged ponies
>>27106088
whoever is on the servers
Tf2 cant be THAT dead, it's free to play and like the most accessible first person ever
>>27106068
That sure is a horse!
>>27105998
>tfw toothbrushes weren't a thing when she was sent to the moon, however, despite them being a thing now, she still doesn't brush her teeth, as she is used to not doing it.
>>27106086
Seeing just how out of touch she can be sometimes, I really doubt it would be much fun writing something like that for her.
>>27106112
>in charge of reorienting Luna to modern life
>What's this?
>A dinglehopper.
>What's that?
>A snarfblat.
>>27106118
Then I'd recruit a decent author and sign a deal with Hasbro to get them interview access with as many people as possible.
>>27106122
>why did those two stallions just kiss each other?
>>27106086
I'd hire someone to investigate Tabitha's mental condition
>pony nostalgiaing
I still don't watch the intro
It still makes me cringe
I remember the first cringe when watching the pilot
The cringe prime
>>27106141
You could probably figure it out yourself by picking the right things in the forest
>>27106075
>i should reinstall tf2, I miss playing that game.
All the community servers died a few years ago.
Now all that's left is VALVe servers. Take a look at what's left of the game (here in Australia at least).
>>27106170
>All the community servers died a few years ago
wait really
were they banned or something?
>>27106170
>australia
how salty was everyone for the girl dragon?
>>27106154
>I remember the first cringe when watching the pilot
>The cringe prime
So you didn't fall in love on the first sight?
Man...
>>27106068
is that mare or stallion
Remember, if you can't see the filly she's either right behind you, or you've sat on her again.
>>27106197
Everyone wants to impregnate her right now.
>>27106070
>love and tolerate
ha, i forgot that was a thing that existed
>>27106197
You mean over the girl dragon? Not very, most people liked her. If you mean "how thirsty was everyone for her?" then moderate to heavy waifuing.
>>27106197
if you wanna watch people be mad about the show /mlp/ is the place to go
>>27106217
yeah
here i am
>>27106213
>>27106207
I get it
Her front angle is really good looking
>>27106207
C'mon, anon. We're not all furries.
>>27106180
Valve fucked with the quickplay system so only official valve servers would show up on it.
Like 95% of people are too retarded to bother looking thru the servers list (where the community servers are), and just click the "Play Multiplayer" button.
>>27106247
To be fair I was getting tired of all the stupid fucking server mods they had going around.
Everything from ponies to quake sounds to fucking superpower rpg things. I mean don't get me wrong, they're fun once in a while, but the novelty of the mutant anthro applejack wears off after like 10 minutes.
>>27105034
What if the max size spike can get, is the same like when he became Spikezilla.
What if Ember can get bigger as her dad
Also, spike with wings! what the hell...
>>27106244
>>27106259
>but the novelty of the mutant anthro applejack
that's still fun
I really liked the idea of a team tank with god mode powers, I loved being Pinkie because she would make people laugh and that was the best to abuse during a rush, I won a game doing that
the anthro mod looked ugly i can agree with that thou
Oh god... with this new episode, I now realize that this ties into real world politics too well.
The ponies are Europ, and the other races in and around Equestria are basically every other continent's peoples (the Yaks being East Asian, the Griffons being Middle Easterners, and you can guess the rest).
I blame you, satan, for spilling politics in my ponies.
>>27106259
>Those fucking pinion servers with unskippable video ads that play as soon as you join.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQjK0qyZcPI
Oh fuck I'd forgotten about this thing.
>>27106244
>We're not all furries
>>27106247
There was an option for "any server".
>>27106305
>pic related
>>27106311
>>27106322
>replying to bait
>>27106305
Griffons are Eastern Europe
3hr horse blowjob
>>27106332
I thought of the Griffons as the Middle East because the parallel is that they both had a breddy gud civilization once-upon-a-time, but for some reason a massive shit hit the fan and they've just been wallowing in that shit ever since. Also, Jews.
>>27106358
I ain't got time for that.
>weaver draws extremely good thing
>HEY CHECK OUT MY PATREON ID YOU LIKED THE THING
>literally gets 100$ In one day just because of that
God all those innocent people that don't know anything about his update schedule.
I was there, you know. Fought on the front lines for years and years in the divequest wars. I know what it means to wait for something that will never happen.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit their wallets.
Because there is going to be nothing, for a long while now.
>>27106365
>but for some reason a massive shit hit the fanisreal
>>27106372
He's actually been updating Divequest.
what the fuck am I watching
I FEEEEEL IIIIIT
I FEEEEEEL
THE POOOOOOOWERRRRRRRR
https://youtu.be/CZCdEYb9x9w?t=9
>>27106404
>when that bloodstone hits
>mention I'm an artist
>"what do you draw?"
>suddenly realizing that all I can draw is ponies
>and only in certain poses at specific angles
>can't even draw a simple person for fuck's sake
>come up with some bullshit about how I draw all sorts of things, whatever I feel like
>"I'd like to see those some time"
>y-yeah sure
>>27106413
this ep is waaaay more fun than it has any right to be
>how did you guys get here
>uh well you see
>earthquake
I know this gag all too well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t23YSJzMEpg
See, I was hoping "No Second Prances" might be about Starlightmaking friends with Discord – and Fluttershy jealous.
But it says "pony" in the synopsis!
>>27106436
It's Trixie Time baby
>>27106436
>Discord
That was S5's meme
>>27106441
>>27106436
I thought of Discord as well, but he's not really a pony.
>>27105444
Watch it be Discord
>>27106389
B-but muh boxdog
>>27106539
I have a strong urge to put my dick inside of that donut.
>>27106552
Don't play with your food
>>27106539
unf
>>27106433
Best disney movie
>>27104681
>writing a 35 pages report in word
My condolences.
>>27106644
I wanna learn LaTeX for when I write my MA thesis next year.
>>27106589
Stop reminding me I've never actually seen the movie, only the tie-in Saturday morning cartoon.
>>27106653
ALADDIN STRAM WHEN
>barneyfag thread with texanon op on /v/ is STILL going
>>27105847
>no special markings
>unicorn
>tired
>unlucky
But I already drew that pone, just with another mane style and color scheme.
>>27106647
LaTeX is easy, don't worry about that.
A bit of a bitch to set up, though (at least on Linux, maybe there exist easy GUIs for that).
>>27106661
Aladdin a shit, anon.
>>27106647
Are you going to post your thesis for the general?
>>27106539
>>27106647You could also go for LyX. It's basically LaTeX for dummies, takes maybe an hour or two to get used to.
>>27106663
>>27106671
I'd love to. But it would be way too easy to figure out who I am IRL if I did so.
>>27106686
Dinofag?
>>27106692
what's it on?
>>27106673
if there is someone else in the house posting on 4chan also is there any way for them to see my posts?
>>27106710
It's political science. Looking at referendums on transportation/public transit projects.
>>27106719
Nope, the (You)-age comes from the super secret ban evasion detection tech built in to 4chan.
You'll need the special NSA view to see the IP addresses.
>>27106728
i love you rose
>>27106728
sounds fun
I just got done writing my mini thesis for my undergrad degree but it was only 22 pages
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27106539
rarity is that you?
>>27106831
I would love to see gloomys dildo closet, shes got one for every size as she grows.
>>27106842
>they only make friends with other unicorns
racist little elitists!
>>27106850
well, Anon, it wouldn't make sense to send them to flight school
>>27106850
Canterlot is a unicorn town, anon.
There was no way for them to meet anyone else.
>>27106850
You can only do mutual hornjob with a unicorn, you see.
>>27106859
>tfw you'll never live in Canterlot
I had lunch with the senpai earlier today and my cousin nonchalantly brings up bronies and the brony subculture and how disgusting it is, and my mum is completely disgusted. She had no idea i've been shitposting about ponies for something like 5 years now. I had to pretend to be completely disgusted while sweating bullets.
>>27106894
that's just how it goes
>>27106908
what is the social context of a pony-on-pony boop?
is it a gesture of affection?
does it imply any dominance?
>>27106894
Haha. My relatives know, and are completely okay with it. Because I'm old enough to choose my hobbies.
>>27106894
Good job hiding your power level anon.
You make us proud.
>>27106882
>celestia has ordered all human refugees into the griffon land
>she also puts up a magic wall
none of us will ever see canterlot
>>27106894
>Feels good living in a country that hasn't heard of ponies, Let alone bronies.
Heck, they don't know what Star Trek is, Trekkies or Whoovians are absolutely alien.
Cartoon porn and furries are completely hidden within the society, the general populace has no idea.
>>27106920
Send a letter to Fluttershy, she'll take you in. Then date Rarity.
>>27106882
>herds of slutty teenage unicorns
>>27106917they're secretly disappointed in you anon
>>27106949I highly doubt it. I'm paying the bills, so they're willing to overlook a lot.
I dropped in on the zootopia general on /co/
It's like looking into the past...
>>27106894
My parents don't know that since about mid 2006 I've been on 4chan virtually every day, generally being a useless piece of shit, arguing with strangers about crap that in the grand scheme of things means absolutely nothing other than the fact that doing so has turned me into a neet autistic weeaboo horsefucker with zero future prospoects and zilch marketable skills.
All they know is that around two years later I broke up with my fiance and they think I still haven't gotten over it.Maybe they're right, come to think of it.
>>27107011
/ztp/ board in 2018?
>>27106916
It's just ponies employing their natural weapon — cuteness — to ensure that any stalking predator is charmed and won't eat them, but will eat them out.
>>27107011
>It's like looking into the past...
Do they deny being furries?
>>27107013
how old are you now anon? I need to know how much to properly gauge my disgust towards you.
>>27107011
when i was there people were going into deep discussion over the smallest things that appeared in the movie.
it really felt like old mlpg for a bit
>>27107041
Not far off 30, buddy. Still living with parents, too.
I'm a sorry case for humanity.
>>27107043
are you a new fatfag or an old one? we used to have a few but i havnt seen them in a while.
>>27107011
>weaver shitposting all over zootopia fandom
I almost pity them. Almost. I am so glad I never have to be in the same thread as that shitter ever again.
>>27107056
>implying
>>27107048
Nowhere to go but up, anon
I guess another option for No Second Prances could be Lightning Dust.
>>27107056
>shitting on weaver
Get fucked
>>27107058
This is clearly bait.But it's funny bait.
>>27107079
lets not start this, but for real though he is the most cancerous individual I have ever seen.
>>27107056
>implying we don't want to be weaver's bitches
It's a complicated relationship
>>27107058Why don't you play Dota anymore?
>>27107074
Wouldn't it make more sense for RD to be there, then?
Besides, Lightning Dust never went bad/evil.
>>27107048
sounds like the situation i am in
what is your plan now?
>>27107092
>Starts it
>No but let's not start this
>>27107092
GET
F U C K E D
>>27107074
I would bet on it being Trixie.
>>27107092
I blame his fans more than him.
>>27107097I do, just only with my friends from work, because usually I like to spend my time doing things more productive than dota
>>27107100
It makes more sense than Trixie.
>>27107101
Try to find a job (LOL) to I can at least pay my parents rent.
Friendless gfless social and societal rejects will never be able to afford a house in this economy and I am no different. Hell, I probably could if I went for a house share, but then my crippling autism would kick in and I'd go into hikki state even harder.
If I did find a property affordable within minimum wage, it would be in a ghetto where I would be shot and stabbed and molested and robbed. And that's not even on weekends.
>AJ's anger cloud has a hat
heh
>>27107111
Why would it?
Trixie is a previously bad pony who would fit the description.
Only Twilight's attitude makes no sense with her.
>>27107118
Aren't the more rural areas pretty cheap?
>>27107092
>Say something shit
>Quickly say "lets not start this" so nobody detracts from what you say
I don't give two turtle shits about weaver either way but this is low as fuck.
>>27107134
Not where I live. Rural areas are retarded expensive.
>>27105444
probably Discord.
>>27107048
youre ok pal
I plan on living with my parents until I can actually build a house, and by that I mean finance contractors to do it
havent decided if itll be for me or to rent it out, its whole other game if im gonna do it for profit
I dont ever get how people just throw away free rent, friends are not worth $800 a month on top of a lease, neither is smoking weed or bringing in one night stands. All can be done in a real house, with real equity
>>27107131
Exactly. Twilight wouldn't prevent Glimmer from befrending Trixie.
Trixie at the end of Magic Duel helped Twilight with her show and then personally asked for Twilight's forgiveness. She also changed for the better.
If Twilight complains it means she didn't forgive Trixie.
Lighting Dust though didn't have a redemption scene, still is a cunt and would actually be a bad influence on Glimmer compared to Trixie so it makes more sense for Twilight to be suspicious of her even if she changed.
>>27107042
>it really felt like old mlpg for a bit
They don't know how good they have it right now
>>27107135
oh geez man you're right, my anonymous reputation is totally ruined.
>>27107153
What if it's someone Twilight can't be impartial about? Like a bully she had during her school years
>>27107149
that seems like a massive fucking undertaking and investment these days
good luck
>>27107160
I personally think it's a new character and if it's a bully it would be kinda funny since I have been thinking of a bully episode for the past daysthanks to the last episode of Archer
>>27107158
A fitting punishment. Now think about what you've done.
>>27107118
see, renting out is an option
but for "low income", im definitely personally interviewing and having someone watch the place
you can try calling the owner and telling them your situation and haggle the proce down, usuallly rent is just a calculated nymber based on their costs, the magic number being 2% usually
Depending in the area, the costs and story, it is entirely possible to get it to a manageable price, like I would do that for some church going neighbors just because I trust them and itll pay the taxes
>>27107149
I want to build my own house too. I only need 1 room since I will be spending all day with VR goggles on sitting in my toilet chair.
Thats how I plan on living the rest of my days with my lifesized rarity,moondancer, and celestia plushies.
>>27107074
ughhhh you are right, my hopes were up but i think it will be a lame shitty pony like lightning dust.
Wouldn't it be nice if MLP acknowledged in No Second Prances that some ponies (like some people people) are utterly irredeemable and it's better in this case to abandon them than devoting more time and effort into the futile effort of trying to change them?
This redemptioning shit that MLP's writers have a fetish for needs to stahp.
>>27107204
>lame shitty pony
Better her than fucking Trixie
>>27107217
that's not the kind of thing you should tell little girls anon
>>27107224
Wait, they let little girls watch this?!
>>27107217
Well, they did kill Sombra and gave a life sentence to Tirek.
>>27107217
I have been calling for the execution of luna ever since she almost killed everyone for the 3rd time.
>>27107155
Don't worry, every general that popped up after the pony-time seems to have an accelerated life cycle, within ~2-3 weeks they will be utter trash and house nothing but shitposters.
>>27107217
Sombra, Tirek and Chrysalis were not redeemed, so we already had that.
>>27107042
I want to fuck that rabbit.
And then squeeze her chest until her guts pop out and whip her under my legs to skin her.
>>27107224
Yeah, in reality those abusive, controlling boyfriends deep inside are beautiful flowers wrapped in a tangled mess of thorny vines. Every little girl is the machete that will bring the real him out! Friendship is magic, anon!
>>27107224
But it I though, they live in the real world and need to know that some people are toxic. Don't teach them to hate or shun them, teach them to protect themselves from being manipulated and abused.
>>27107217
I remember when one of the Ponygoon guys wrote an article about how the show was great at leaving most of its bad characters unredeemed like in real life.
This was back between seasons 2 and 3. With the show as it now I wouldn't be surprised if they brought Flim and Flam back for a sob story episode about how they were just honest guys driven to unscrupulous business practices to eke out a living.
discount derpy here who wants it
>>27107256
Yeah but they were super villains that tried taking over the world.
I'm pretty sure Anon is talking about normal people that are just horrible persons all around no matter how much time passes.
>>27107263
Back then we were also subverting tropes and making clever references so deep in the background people couldn't notice them.
That was a long time ago.
here is another derpy up for grabs
*warning he bites, super hard
>>27107266
1 dollar and we have a deal
So...what's Torch going to do now that he isn't the boss of the dragons?
Would he be offended if he learned that crochet is knitting poorer cousin?
>>27107263
>>This was back between seasons 2 and 3. With the show as it now I wouldn't be surprised if they brought Flim and Flam back for a sob story episode about how they were just honest guys driven to unscrupulous business practices to eke out a living.
You're just being a huge ass you know? The show still had antagonists that didn't receive a happy ending.
It's honestly a very stupid complaint.
DRAGONESS
TRANSFORMATION
>>27107263
They redeemed Luna in the fucking show opener.
>>27107279
Dragon things. Like increasing the amount of treasure in his lair or sleeping.
>>27107274
CUTE
U
T
E
>>27107300
They fucking should have left her as a villain!
>>27107263
Sombra, Lighting Dust, Ahuizotl, Dr. Caballeron, Suri, Flim and Flam, DT multiple times, Glimmer in the premier, Wind Rider, Svengallop
Meanwhile redeemed since S3
Discord, Trixie, DT after she's a bitch for the nth time, and Glimmer the second time
Wow, it's almost like they don't actually redeem a lot of characters.
>>27105444
everyone is saying Trixiewhich wouldn't be bad
but there is also they likes of Suri, Lightning Dust, sombra... and I guess not that many options lol.
Suri was from ponyville after all, so i'd wager between Trixie and her.so help me god if its Tirek...
>>27107309
>>27107324
Sombra seems highly unlikely
>>27107324
>Synopsis says pony
Yeah I'm pretty sure Tirek is out of the picture.
>>27107324
If it was Trixie, why would Twilight try to stop her?
>>27107331
Same reason she killed Sunset by convincing her to remain in the EqG universe with those horrible creatures that she calls "friends"
Ember seemed too Anthro for me.
>>27105472
>Chaos Mode pick: Sunset
>>27107352
Not more than any of the other young dragons imo
>>27107342
What
a
beautiful
Horsetown
>>27107355That would be pretty funny
>>27105472
trixie is still the only one that makes any sense
DT seems very unlikely due to age difference ... not very many grown ponies make friends with fillies - they tend to stick to their own age group.
...and sunset doesn't even have hooves
>>27107374
Twilight literally has negative reasons to prevent Glimmer to be friends with Trixie. If anything she'd encourage it.
>>27107374
DT has also been more or less reformed already.
>sunset doesn't even have hooves
She does if she crosses the mirror.
But I don't think they want to bring EqG into the regular show.
>>27107374
I don't really see how Trixie makes any sense, Twilight wouldn't try to stop her if it was Trixie
It's probably Lightning Dust or something
>>27107342
That's ugly and retarded.
She'd say, "Yare, yare, dawa."
It'obvious the person who did that is an anime-only shitter.
>>27107347
Trixie isn't a shitty spinoff character though
I'm not sure how she's comparable to Shimmer
>>27107362
Who is dumb enough to be her Okuyasu?
>>27107369True.But also very rage inducing
Maybe we're overthinking this.
If it does end up being Trixie, maybe Twilight is just paranoid about putting two ex villains together for fear it'd encourage either to restart their old ways.
I mean, she has a reason after Discord was exposed to Tirek and reverted.
>>27107405
Who ever it is it has to be somewhat similar enough that they enjoy doing shit together.
Twilight is too smart, AJ too different so the closest you can get is Dash.
Or you can cheat and make it Sweetie.
>>27107407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73Z6291Pt8&user=Jeffrey%20Chan
PILLOW WAR NOW
>>27107407
yes, it begins!
i want to see dragons hoarding piles of pillows instead of gold or traditional dragon treasure
and possibly irritated ponies sleeping in beds without pillows
>>27105444
>Everyone expects Trixie.
>It'sChrysalis
You know Twilight would lose her shit and Chrysalis would love every second of it.
>>27107421
>>27107429
>Chrysalis
>Pony
>>27107429
>changeling in the premiere
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>27107429
that is way too outrageous for the mlp writers
but there is still a chance, my hope has been returned after the lightning dust guy killed it.
>>27107429
>Chrysalis
>formerly-bad
>>27107416
the next big pony war will be fought over pillows
>>27107431
fuck you i went to the same place to see if there was a pillow hoard. i saw the blankets and thought it was too lame to post since its not the same thing as pillows.
no one give this guy any replies
>>27107435
She is part pony...
>>27107406
Mostly just because it makes the highschool dimension canon, but I doubt they would ever mention it again apart from Shimmer now being a pone again. Maybe not even mention if for Shimmer but just have Celestia explain that she was a former student who went mad.
But it wouldn't make much sense because Shimmer and Twilight are friends.
>>27107257
I can tell you now, that's the worst way to gut a rabbit. You never get everything out properly and there's always cleanup if you actually want to eat the sucker.
>>27107456
Damn, you mean /k/ lied to me again?
>>27107450
Hey fuck you dude, blankets are close enough to pillows
>>27107257
Has their general already reached the late stage of fluffy pones or what is that post about?
>>27107462
No, there is a screenshot on /k/ about how to clean a rabbit that involves a really fucked up process.
Using inertia...
>>27107466
At least it's about not how to rape a doe
>>27107466
Is that slitting the belly and effectively flinging it around by its head until the guts come pouring out?
While it's quick, the cleanup is not worth it.
>>27107470
Hey now, that was informative!
>>27107473
https://youtu.be/0kMSbB5JTfE?t=1m34s
just get a good hold and squeeze the rabbit
If I impregnate a ruling princess, does that make me a prince consort?
>>27107487
Tried it. It's fucking gross, and again, the cleanup is nasty if you want to eat it.
>>27107490
Yes
>>27107490
your seed would never take
>>27107498
Based on what evidence did you reach that conclusion?
>>27107498
BETTER KEEP TRYING
>>27107498
that wont stop me
The zoo threads on /co/ have brought me here out of nostalgia.
Gas the Drakes
Pillow War now
>>27107508
Life's so curious for the princess.
>>27107508
TOTAL
CUTIE
>>27107508
>Ultimate wiafu.
>Even comes with handlebars.
>>27107508
She's too goddamn cute.And hot
>>27107515
Do you still watch the show?
Probably the last OC I'll be working on for a while now that I have a handful to play with.
as a non-dragonfag, ember is damn cute.
pretty damn good for >no hooves
>>27107533
Nah i caught the mcfurry ep it was okay i guess i don't really care for glimmer or whatever her name is though.
i hang around the fandom for writefags.
>>27107538
Well that's interesting.
As a writefag I'm sorry for not contributing more. Now I feel bad.Then again I'm not the only lurking writefag that doesn't seem to write anymore.
>>27107535next luna quest when?
>>27107546Gypsy pls write
>>27107549
Well, now that I'm done messing with OCs, which was a huge distraction, as soon as I finish having Anon sex her up. That, of course, comes with it's own problems such as pacing, wording, etc.
>>27107546
It happens only place i kept going to was fimfiction but allot of good stories get posted in random shitty generals on here so i check around the board twice a month or so checking for stories i'd enjoy.
i mean technically i'm a writefag who quit also if you count the tons of fluffpone i did.
>>27107556
This is the umpteenth time I've been called Gypsy. Even when I was writing I was still being called Gypsy. This is what I get for not slapping on a name 5 years ago.
>>27107572
Shut up and write, Gypsy2
>International
>Haiku Poetry Day
>That's what today is
The haiku in the image roughly translates to
>Blueblood, Your Highness
>I will be searching for you
>Until season five
>>27107593Flitterstuffing when?
>>27107557
okay
just making sure it is not dead yet
>>27107601
No way. It's going to finish.
>>27107535
I like his mane
>>27107596
What if it was Bluebeard instead of Blueblood?
>>27107596
Oh dear, what to do?
Would anyone be immune to Pinkie without being evil?
>>27107596
This is the only haiku I got on my hard drive.
>>27107596
I have a business
Installing ntyrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket
>>27107614
The better question is if Pinkie is immune to him. He's the abyss that stares back at her.
>>27107614
>Would anyone be immune to Pinkie without being evil?
This fella. They still don't exactly love her mannerisms.
>>27107614
Cranky was fairly immune to her without being evil
>>27107664
>>27107665
She still managed to somewhat get on his good side. Or at least to tolerate her. And she managed to make him happy.
I wonder how long it would have took Cranky to meet Matilda without Pinkie.
>>27107680
>I wonder how long it would have took Cranky to meet Matilda without Pinkie.
Never.
He intended to retreat to that lone residence and wallow in nostalgia for the rest of his years.
>>27107691
It's not like Ponyville is a big town man. And he would have needed to go in town to buy food and stuff.
>>27107694
>And he would have needed to go in town to buy food and stuff.
Would he?
Rarity was stuck in her house for days without once coming out and she didn't bring a wagon of supplies with her.
>>27107705
A few days isn't that much if you already have your fridge filled.
But come on eventually he'd have to come out at least once a week
>>27107614
>you will never be so apathetic and cynical as to cause Pinkie Pie an existential crisis which leads to a downward spiral of melancholy when she realizes that she cannot make everyone smile
>>27107705
>>27107707
Also he'd probably need a job. I mean most of his things were sentimental stuff. Doubt he could live on those too long
>>27107711
It is a good feeling, honestly.
>>27107717
He traveled all around with no job to speak of, he'd manage.
>>27107707
They could always have their shopping cycles out of sync.
Even Matilda doesn't come out every day, she's a senior, after all.
>>27107707
>ever needing to leave your domicile
Nigger he'd just go on the ponywebz and order home deliveries whilst he uploads warez, relying on donations to survive.
>>27107725
He was settling down. There's no way he could manage. I mean maybe during travels he did other stuff for some cash or had friends helping him or ponies gave him free food, but now? I mean unless he had all his friends frequently visiting him to give him food he'd have to get out of his house to do something, anything.
>>27107711
Why would you want that anyway?
>>27107757
Sometimes it's fun to break something
>>27104666
That episode was gayayayayay!
>>27104666
I'm glad to see people here like my drawing, thanks for the feature here !
>>27107760
Remember what happened during MMC when Pinkie wasn't there to cheer the town up
You'd wipe out an entire pony settlement
>>27107769
The existence of Weird Al invalidates that.
>>27107769
>during MMC when Pinkie wasn't there to cheer the town up
And Rarity was giving them frostbite over their sunburns
And Fluttershy was the main party pony
And the Applefarm which is important to the town was being driven so far underground it was practically Chinese now
YEAY YEAY YEAH
YEAY YEAY YEAH
YEAY YEAY YEAY YEAY YEAAH
>>27107786
Are you people sure that Sweetie Belle is Rarity's daughter? Because with an expression like that she's more likely to be AJ's.
>>27107776
Civil smile engineers may not be unique but they are hard to come by. That's how Cheese makes his living, traveling along a circuit to maintain several townships.
>>27107799
AT FIRST THE THOUGHT THAT BABS WAS SO REALLY REALLY SWEET
>>27107799
I'm glad Babs Seed is dead.
>>27107817
I'm not. She was one of the few good things in S3.
Besides our glorious Empress.
>>27107814
>>27107817
A NEW FRIEND TO HAVE IT WOULD BE LIKE SUCH A TREAT
>>27107814
>>27107821
I'm still mad they animated the song wrong
>>27107839
Which part?
>>27107844
All of it.
The main singer is Sweetie Belle yet they animated AB
>>27107847
You what
Main singer is Applebloom with Scoots providing duet. Sweets only sings during the chorus.
So, we actually had a good Spike episode.
Does this mean we can have a Luna episode that's not about her being sorry/sad for ruining everything?
>>27107852
Wrong.
Ingram tweeted that they fucked up animating the song. Sweetie is the main singer. AB was the one supposed to sing only during the corus. You can even hear it if you listen without looking at the clip.
>>27107859
>GavalancheI do hope for a nice royal sisters episode though
what do you think about ponylingus
what do you think about ponylingonberries
>>27107859
and a fluttershy episode not about her overcoming shyness?
and a rainbow dash episode not about her being a cunt?
>>27107897
It's explosive!
>>27107910
her neck is fucking long
>>27107927
She looks like a blue, scaly Cadance.
>>27107910
Luna and Celestia are not impressed by her plans
>>27107942
But unlike Cadance she has a shred of personality.
>>27107947
Have there been any attempts to create a language that looks similar to theirs yet?
>>27107953
Their text isn't consistent so that would be rather difficult
Which Dragonlord is your favorite?
Sometimes a pony is just a pony.
We're clearly not talking about best pony here
This needs to be fixed
>>27107949
I'll be glad when this heretical meme dies.
>>27105632
>>27106499
>>27107146
>those
>ponies
>>27107984
So post her.
>>27107989
Technically Discord is part pony
>>27107863
Except the AT FIRST WE THOUGHT lines were performed with a southern twang
>>27107342
>Background
But why
>>27107984
By the Empress, it shall be so.
Postsilly fillies.
>>27107973
>>27108006
I swear Anon, Ingram said that there was an animation error and that Creber used her Sweetie voice like it was in the script. Then he said something about how sometimes the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing.
I'm still searching for the post, I don't remember where it is but I know he said that because I know how fucking sad I was when I saw it.
>>27108001
I bet that gave him the biggest erection of his life
>>27108017
Fillies are inherently silly.
>>27107897
sexual ponetercourse
ponal sex
poneturbation
ponatio
ponilingus
pone-to-mouth
ponyjobs
>>27108028
It's odd because I know Creber does the singing for SB despite being AB's VA. I guess that's why I didn't hear any different between the first two lines of the first verse.
>>27107963
Yeah, that's why I was asking about one that only look similar, reconstructing it is obviously impossible since it's neither consistent nor does it make any sense
>>27108053
There are some parts where AB loses her accent and those are clearly Sweetie. Other people pointed that out back than too.
I'm kinda sure that it was posted on the ponygoons forum. Someone asked Ingram and posted there their response but I'm not sure where anymore, because it's couldn't find it in the thread for that episode.
Every fantasy language should be German based.
>>27107962
My favorite part of the flamecano
>>27108091
Nah', Celtics are better.
>>27107962
Grable was fun
>>27108021
would you hug that dragon
>>27107962
"You Died" from Dark Souls, or "Wasted" from GTAV?
>>27108115
Bullshit instakill traps are pretty Dark Souls
>>27108008
....
That was not the correct image
>>27108132
Sen's Fortress more like.
>>27108130
New filly needs pets.
Filly wants to be the chosen one.
The other fillies want to, too.
I'm still freaking out that this turned out decently.
new thread when
>>27108158
if (page = 10 or image_count = 251) new_horse();
>>27108141
Well, yeah
>>27108156
That's pretty damn cool
>>27108166Blerg, PASCAL.
>>27108166
>equality comparison with single =
>no indentation
>no curly brackets
Absolutely disgusting, would not compile/10
>>27108217
>indentation for a single line of code
>curly brackets for a single if-clause
What the fuck are you smoking
>>27108227
>not using indentation for readability
Parenthesis for a single line of code in an if is neither here nor there, but indentation is a fucking must.
>>27108217
I think it's PASCAL, but it's missing a 'then' statement.
>>27108227
The standards call for doing it.
Because of people with shitty screens (indent EVERYTHING) and because it provides another opportunity for bugs to appear (say, some dickheaad adds another thing to happen in an if like that, then tests it on cases that trigger the if so he doesn't notice anything).
if page = 10 or image-count = 251
then
perform new-thread
end-if
end
>>27108248
>end-if
Shit-tier language with shit-tier horse
>>27108156
I'm going to go watch that
>>27108248
But we don't migrate as soon as we hit page 10
>>27108248
main:
xor %rax, %rax
movb $_page, %al
subb $10, %al
je new_thread
movb $_images, %al
subb $251, %al
je new_thread
j continue_ponying
This here is self-commenting code, really.
How does this look for a design?
>>27108266
It's a pretty fun show, I think you'd like it!
>>27108197
It really does and I want to try more art like this sometime.
She could have done it
>>27108291
I'd buy that
>>27106278
I'd impregnate Flitter
newThread() if page == 10 or len(images) == 251 else None
>>27108286
>>27108291
As a design that's pretty rad.
I'm glad when you enjoy doing art
>>27108291
Rarity is RY, not RR.
Stop talking in code and start talking in people again, MLPG
Are the crystal ponies just ascended earth ponies?
>>27108292
>>27108300
I know, I should learn Haskell or F#.
... stuff...
| filly -> "thanks".
>>27108301
I do normally enjoy drawing on one level or another, even if it's just using doodles as a vehicle for bad humor.
>>27108303
it stands for "Rarity's Rad" , excuse you
>>27108328
Chrysalis is freaking me out
>>27108336
wait 'til you see what she's got planned for later~
>>27108322
No they are cuter and shinier
>>27108336
Why?
>>27108345
Harder to cuddle and snuggle and boop, though.
>>27108342
Is she gonna make me eat the pickle?
>>27108342
>>27108346
>>27108328
>Rarity's Rad
That's right
>>27108349
Only if you're weak and your pony cuddling skills are low
>>27108313
if pony == True:
boop(pony)
else:
despair()
>>27108374
>4chan stripped my whitespace characters
rude
>>27108356
>didn't even clean herself up
she was really worried about Spike, wasn't she?
>>27108374
>if pony == True:
>IF TRUE IS TRUE
>>27108393
What a cute not-Lemon Hearts
>>27108374
def boop(pony: Pony): Try[Pony] = Try(pony.boop)
>>27108394
>>27108374
But this pony is always true.
>>27108388
Despite what some people might tell you Rarity does care about Spike and she appreciates all he does for her
>>27108393
they have crystal unicorns?
>>27108410
Of course she does. He's like a little brother for her.
>>27108406
Absolutely.
>>27108413
It only took some months of breeding and age progression spells.
>>27108406
"I'm lying to you right now!" - Applejack, 2016.
for i in range(0, ponies.size):
hug(ponies[i])
>>27108394
Yeah, my bad, strip the True and make it
>if pony:
I don't know why I thought I would need the check for true to see if the variable is empty or not
>mlpg doesn't have code tags
WHYYYYY
>>27108431
Define "ponies.size"
>>27108313
Take 8 pairs of people.
Make sure they are all heterogenous pairings.
Then subtract 4 pairs that are hetero, homo, hetero, homo in nature.
Subtracting a homo pair means either changing a homo pair into a hetero pair, or changing the hetero pair into a homo one, while dding another level of homo to the next pair.
After you do this...
>>27108439
>we can never create a bad text dating sim via our combined code shitposting
>>27108447
are you sure that's not painful for him?
>>27108424
A little brother that wants to fuck her brains out
>>27108467
Nah.
Even he gave up and admits he has no chance in Inspiration Manifestation
>>27108466
He's fluffy enough I don't think they'll do much damage.
>>27108447
It's the length of the list containing all ponies, sorry goat
If you want to hug big horses it'd go like this
for i in range(0,ponies.size):
if ponies[i].height > avg_height:
hug(ponies[i])Why doesn't every board have fucking code blocks, this is so annoying
>>27108475
Just because he know he doesn't have a chance doesn't mean he doesn't want to fuck her silly with hiss hemipenis
>>27108431
for pony in ponies:
hug(pony)
>>27108491
He'd better take care of himself, though. Wouldn't want another Applebuck Season.
>>27108518
That's so damn slow and the ponies are going to look at you funny for asking if there's any more of them every time before saying, "Then send it to me!"
>>27108508
This is good code, yes.
#pony pony
pony pony (pony pony, pony pony)
{ pony pony;
pony pony (pony) {pony(pony)} else pony();
pony = pony;
pony pony;
}
//pony
>>27108520
How do you tame a griffon?
>>27108394
It could be worse.
>>27108546
What the fuck is this abomination
Stop speaking nerd
>>27108546
I love reading stuff like this.
>>27108546
I always find it funny how the first comment on that is someone with a TS avatar going "Please tell me you're joking."
how big can ponies be?
>>27108551
Why are apples so pretty
>>27108570
Science doesn't seem to have an answer yet. But we believe it's at least partially influenced by diet, and also the amount of love given, like Clifford the Big Red Dog. Then again, horse science is weird and could be full of lies.
>>27108563
Twilight would be a terrible great programmer. I'm sure her favourite language would be Lisp, but her code would be so clean it would be unreadable to the average mortal.
>>27108596
Why would horse science lie to us?
>>27108518
>>27108532
>tfw you have no idea how efficient the different ways to do it are
>still somehow always end up with one that's doing an alright job
Is there a word for a fool who keeps picking the right option through sheer luck?
>>27108614
"Lies" was a harsh term, sorry. It's more like a misunderstanding between horse science and real science that we have yet to overcome.
>>27107903
The latter has already happened. More than once actually.
>we will never have a discussion about literally anything without fetishfags showing up and shoving their shit in even if it's not related in the slightest
>>27108630
Is there a way to overcome the gap?
>>27108611
>LISP
>not C or assembly
>>27108546
I've seen some bad stuff in my time, but wow.
>>27108541
>>27108641
He says while the thread is filled with nerd stuff
>>27108651
Can't... Stop... Staring...
>>27108641
It does happen though. All you have to do is make your post longer than just a few lines and the fetish fags cannot be bothered to read it anymore.
>>27108651
I'm afraid horse science is prone to asking very silly questions, and the horse scientists too fond of being distracted by other pretty horses.
>>27108618
>tfw you have no idea how efficient the different ways to do it are
Super efficient and twice as super efficient.
Iterating through objects (for X in Y) spawns an iterator which always has to find if there is another element X before calling it, branch prediction of the CPU helping a great deal with the performance impact of that.
If you do a simple for i=0 to X, it only increments that i, hence it is super fact in comparison, it's just both are super fast unless you really start measuring on big inputs.
>>27108546
>>27108654
I'm not exactly sure what it does. Does it create the alphabetical name of a number or something like that?
>>27108652
>>27108611
I'd expect her to use Haskell over LISP.
On the other hand, she'd probably try to make her own language, compiler and everything.
>>27108652
>Assembly >>27108286 or C
>Unreadable
Yeah, no. LISP it is.
When I hear the words "horse science", I can't help recalling this pic.
>>27108699
It formats a given number into the American notation. ie. 100000 -> 100,000
>>27108546
>>27108654
What, don't you like sublime data structures?This is a visual representation of the store code in the SNES game Earthbound. It is programmed so that every single NPC with a store calls the same code and it runs down a whole bunch of "If X=Y then A, else B" strings, checking flags to determine where the player is in the game to find the right item selection to display.
>>27108699
I think the programmer didn't know about .toString and tried to implement it themselves
>>27108705
How come so many programmers fetishize over functional languages?I mean I do too, I love Scala in particular. But it's weird.
>>27108705
>I'd expect her to use Haskell
I think we've already determined she's a scientist, not a mathematician.
So no lamdba-algebra bullshit that is Haskell.
>>27108742
Amazing how Iwata still managed to fix that project on time.
>>27108757
I'm not too into functional programming, but if I wanted to become a web dev I'd probably start using some variant of LISP for it.
She uses FiM++
https://esolangs.org/wiki/FiM%2B%2B
this is how I feel right now
>>27108757
I don't know. I saw them as a bunch of hooey but now that I've started uni math, I actually started to like them.
Of course, they always had a good use in compilers but for real life usage... eh.
propose to the pony
>>27108801
Already did.
Tomorrow is our 3 year anniversary
>LISP
>>27108801
horse
>>27108699
It formats a numeric string to a formated (as in, with . or , to separate the thousands / millions and so on) numeric string.
>>27108819
I gotta tell you, the person who came up with the term had a pretty good sense of humor.
>>27108826
yes?
>>27108801
>>27108825
Is Twilight a DJ hero?
>>27108757
I have no idea, I'm sure some of them have some actual uses
But I'm not a fucking dweeb so I just use python for numerical simulations and C for stuff that needs to be as efficient as possible
>>27108828
Oh wait, the input is a number.
>>27108858
Yeah, it's pretty stupid.
you will never
be
>>27108883
fail to die
I tried so hard
>>27108920
We still love you.
And got so far.
>>27108853
If you're purely handling large sets of data and trying to parse it, then functional programming I find far more appealing to use.
During a class I took last month there was a presentation by a guest developer, who presented a very convincing case for handling website development with Clojure, so I can see some serious benefits for it there.
For my general programming needs I just use lua and C, as most stuff I do relies on a mutable state one way or another.
>>27108923
>>27108937
Happy Octavia is very cute.
>>27108927
Why write heresy twice in the filename?
>>27108927
.. how many tentacles and other weird shit will I sprout if I say yes?
>>27108955
they seem fun
reblog the pony
>>27108955
I love that Vinyl
>>27108955
Why is there a bullet hole in the wall? Do they live in a ghetto? Were they burgled?
>>27108956
Because when I was saving the pic I was a bit high on ponies and wasn't sure about my future state when I would be searching for it. So I used two languages to be able to find it anyway.
>>27108969
All of them.
>>27108982
That's a horn hole. Sometimes ponies get excited and forget to put on the brakes while they're running around.
>>27108999
That seems dangerous.
>>27109025
Walking is dangerous anyway.
>>27109025
Yes
That is why I lock up all my ponies in special cages that makes them float constatnly
>>27107767
It's a very good drawing
>>27109089
the prettiest ponies
>>27109089
>>27108934
Yeah, if you're working with huge data sets functional programming is probably the most efficient way, but thankfully I don't work with those
>>27108985
>All of them.
Then I will just use them topleasure that corrupted mare till I have to stop because she lost control of her body and is starting to choke on her own saliva
>>27109152
>>27109152
>>27109108
But now she can cover more dreams at one time!
>>27109163
how is that pone so cute
>>27109164
What aboutgoat yelling
>>27109172
Is the even a pony? Her tail suggests otherwise
>page 10
>>27109184
goat train pls
>>27109206
She's pony enough and that's what it matters.
>>27109214
I pone
I die
I pone again
>>27109227
I'm not Goat.
I don't even have anything with screaming goats, either.
>>27109231
Target acquired.
>>27109231
MARKER HAS A FAT BUTT
new thread when
>>27109267
You forgot to rumble your Rumble.
>>27109274
I don't have a Rumble.
Have you rumbled yourfilliestoday?
>>27108801
Are princesses allowed?
>>27109286
>tfw caught self-booping
>>27109299
They're ponies, so yes.
>>27109263
>>27109313
>>27109313
Boop more, beb less.
You'll lose that bum of yours in o time.
>>27109313
wow what's she been eating
>>27109299
>>27109313
But I like that bum, she doesn't need to lose it.
>>27109341
I love this
>>27109352
Yeah, it's one of the better charts because the artist apparently thought about reactions that would fit the character rather than using stock reactions
>>27109372
Are there any BGM rips for the new episode yet?
>>27109380
>linky clapping
>>27105934
>>27105955
So what do you think their CMs would be?
>>27109387
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/user/Homestar14/videos
>>27109429
Alcohol and tobacco.
>>27109449
>>27109455
>>27109455
>>27109455
Get your fresh gems!
>>27109449
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.