MLP General

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>filly

Colts

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Friendship is Magic #41 is storytimed here!
>>27066304

Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart is still storytimed here!
>>27064471

601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvnjs21aIcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI

606 - No Second Prances

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>>27104546

How tall is Ember?

Is she taller or shorter than anon?

>>27104670
>3 seconds
Goddamnyoumotherfucker.

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Who else was excited to see Celestia show up in an episode for once?

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Reminder that Ember is hot

>>27104666

If I didn't already have a waifu I might have gone for Ember.

>>27104684
Assuming ponies are about three feet tall, I'd say Ember is somewhere between five feet and five-ten.

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>>27104681
Hey, you're still here! Glad you've been doing work. Good luck!

>>27104681
YOU CAN DO IT

>>27104693
I am! She still needs an episode. It's been 5 years, one of the principal characters should not be episode-less for so long, especially if her sister has already gotten at least 1, or 4 if you count the crusaders ones.

Pony reminds you that if you die today whatever you're wearing is your ghost outfit. So maybe don't wear the stained wifebeater.

>>27104760
It's not stained, it's "authentic"!

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touch the dragoness

sexually

DRAGON

PUSSY

>>27104785

I don't get why seeing a character's breath like that is arousing but it is

>>27104796
*cloaca

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>>27104796
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
>In animal anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior orifice that serves as the only opening for the digestive, reproductive, and urinary tracts.
unf. A single hole for pissing, shitting and fucking.

>>27104796
HOT
DRAGON
PUSSY

Please do not combine the holes.

>>27104836
Crossing the streams is bad.

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Pony is being super lewd in this image.

>>27104870
wrong spoiler dork

>>27104870
anon is not very good at channing

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good night MLPG

>>27104882
>>27104900

Shhhh shhh shhhut the fuck up.

Remember to wear a second pair of underwear when sleeping with fillies, they tend to get cold and try to slip somewhere warmer.

>>27104997
thats kinda cute

>>27104997
that's why I just make a filly hole out of a pillow case

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habbading

>>27105034
>spike
>wings

>>27105034
I would like this a lot more if Spike's tiny arms i the first frame wasn't all jacked up.

>>27105034
>headcanon

>>27105034
>dogs with wings

Butts

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>>27105061
how come there are never any winged dogs

>>27105072
They're all on deviantART

>>27105072
Dogs don't have wings.
Only cats.

>>27105043
What? You mean buff in the second panel?

That's probably them 20 years later or something.

>>27105096
Spikes original shape is a bean with arms.
That picture is a bean width human with tiny disproportionate arms and defined arms with no back muscles.
Also they're more detailed than the on model style and it's jarring.

Colt's got a bad case of the heart eyes

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Tsunber dragon.

Orig size: http://imgur.com/jOHYIdZ.gif

>>27105126
nice

nice

>>27105126
hnrrngnrglblbll

>>27105126
cute!

thanks as always, pixelman

>>27105126
I love you

>>27105126
Ember a cute!

i have heard there will be no new pony next week... is this rumor true?

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>>27105199
It's not a rumor.

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>>27104796
>love dragons
>REALLY love dragons
>the two options for non-anthros seems to be either a human vulva awkwardly slapped on an otherwise smooth underbelly or an off-putting cloaca
maybe I don't love them enough yet

maybe the results of this episode will change that

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>season already 20% over

PANIC

>>27105126
that's super cute

something seems different about the coloring in this one that I like even more than usual, too

maybe I just like blue

I want to run up to the pony in a panic and desperately try to convince her she's in a failed timeline where we never married and had thirty kids.

Do ponies respond well to panic?

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Making sex with dragons is ams beings most metals things in the worlds.

>>27105279
I'm not sure, but they're fairly gullible.

I'm a wizard

>>27105311
I don't believe you

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CUTE
DRAGONS

>>27105331
so is there a male ember

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You are a good person and we're friends

>>27105342
faget

>>27105350
thanks
want some ice cream

Anon you're going to have to marry the pony to strengthen our alliance.

>>27105350
we've never even met

this is why broad positive statements suck

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>>27105389
>human and pony races make contact
>you're the one to make first contact
>the pony you came across was celestia
>weeks later at a diplomatic meeting she requests a mate to solidify the two races soon to be alliance
>chooses you

>>27105413
We're not in the middle ages Celestia. We don't do that anymore.
Your choice doesn't even make sense. I'm not someone important.

>>27105429
She's not hearing a no in there Anon.

>Glimmer in the opening pic
>still
can we not

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IT'S A GLIMMERSODE

606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

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>IMMEDIATELY cucked right out of a Princess episode

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27105444
C'MON TRIXIE

>>27105444
BUT WHO IS BAD PONE?

>>27105444
Great another DT episode.

>>27105444
>formerly bad pony
So a new character then?
>Twilight tries to stop her
Wait why? How bad could that pony be if Twilight doesn't give her a chance? I mean she gave Glimmer a chance AND SHE ALMOST DESTROYED THE WORLD

>>27105444
aww yes!

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>>27105429
It doesn't matter.

She wants you, no alliance until you marry then swiftly consummate it.

>>27105444
So this is either:

a bullshit new character outta no where
Trixie
or Diamond Tiara

Chaos Mode pick: Sunset

>>27105460
A good 40% of her friends have nearly destroyed the world. Maybe it's Sombra.

>>27105453
beat me to it

pretty hype if it's her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcltrdsQ0M

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>>27105444
>Princess of friendship
>trying to stop someone from making friends
now hol the fuk up...

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>>27105444
Trixie seems like the obvious pick here but who else would fit the bill for this role?

>>27105472
Chaos mode pick Twilights school bully.

>>27105453
Trixie is the least likely since Twilight forgave her and thought she's good now. Doubt Twilight would try to prevent that.

DT was a bitch but not evil, again I fail to see why Twilight would complain. It has to be someone new

>>27105486
I think you're reading too much into it

>>27105444
Finally an episode to get hyp about.

Kinda worried they kept it under wraps because lol, Sunset, but Trixie is an equally hyping pony (because Seth et al).

>>27105444
TRIXIE TIME

>>27105494
Anon, it just doesn't make sense to be those two. Especially since it's Twilight complaining. I honestly think Twilight wouldn't complain about Trixie of all people. It would kinda ruin the ending of Magic Duel.
And DT is a freaking filly. A child.

>>27105444

>Dragon waifu
>Potential Trixie

Goddamn did Seth make out like a bandit this week.

>Starlight isn't around much
>Twilight asks why
>says she's made a new friend
>Twi happy, investigates
>finds out it's Trixie
>freaks out because in the show she was never fully redeemed

Tell me with a straight face this doesn't seem like a plausible episode.

>>27105499
wouldn't surprise me
the 'Trixie with evil artefact' episode had greate ratings and was pretty good

>>27105512
>Especially since it's Twilight complaining.
did we forget the "I dont get this meme" Twilight episode?

the one where she literally cried about it?

>>27105512
It just seems like a really way to phrase the description if it's a new pony. My money is still on Trixie.

You all should go to bed. Your waifu is waiting and she's getting cold without anyone to cuddle

>>27105472
>Chaos Mode pick: Sunset
loading up the shitpost folder

>Trixie potential
I wonder if I should nofap through minihiatus so I can bust an extra big load for her
It'd be sad and hilarious if it turned out not to be her
But so great if it is

Absolute madman pick: Highschool dimension Twilight.

>>27105547
>if I should nofap
you should not fap at all
it damages your dick long term

>>27105444
its I dont know. are there any bad ponies left? flim flam brothers? Prince Blueblood?

>>27105535
We'll see in two weeks but I am willing to be it can't be Trixie. If it was another pony complaining I would also think it was Trixie.
I mean she wasn't even really evil. She was a bitch, and the whole Alicorn Amulet thing was corruption.
And again Magic Duel ending would jsut be thrown away for no reason at all.

>>27105551
>Absolute madman
That would be pretty accurate

Unfortunately Larson didnt work on S6 so no one will use EqG like that

>>27105538

But I've been sitting in bed for a few hours now and there's no waifu to cuddle with:

>>27104713
Cute

>>27105559
>We'll see in two weeks
????

>>27105566
>Anal masturbation
I dont get how gays think breaking your ass to get to one little internal dick spot is worth it

>>27105576
No episode next week

>>27105576
There's a hiatus next week.

>>27105559
I'll bet you 3 ponies and a filly it's not a new pony

>>27105595
If you're so sure why not bet your waifu?

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>>27105567
All you have to do is close your eyes pretend

>>27105594
>>27105591
this is me shooting the messenger
dont you ever reply to any of my posts ever again

>>27105523
hmm

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>>27105586
Anon the WHOLE rectum-region feels great to play with.
The prostate is just one small part.
I mean why do you think girls are into it too?

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>>27105600
but I could never

>>27105611

Because they're biologically wired to want things shoved into them

>>27105620
Yet you play with the lives of other ponies like their nothing.
Shame on you.
Your waifu or no bet

>>27105444
Its Zacora. Deep inside Twilight is still a racist.

>>27105602

I do that nightly and it makes me feel pathetic. The lack of intamacy in my life is slowly killing me

>>27105595
Would you take two stallions, a gryphon, and a 12 pack of red bull as equivalent?

>>27105628
they're just background ponies, they have no husbandos

>>27105611
>why do you think girls are into it
because a) theyre lying about it or b) the pressure is transferred to their vaginal nerves since that whole area is sensitive much more internally

>>27105654
You are a heartless monster Anon. I hope you never encounter ponies

>>27104836
seconded

>>27105648
I only deal in ponies

>>27104706
so human sized?

yesss

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Am I the only one getting Giants: Citizen Kabuto flashbacks with this princess?

Lanky, blue, next in line but against it, super powerful but still needs help from a bunch of dooks to succeed.

>>27105556
A comic made me headcanon that blueblood isnt actually

we never delved into the crime underworld yet

>>27105682
I'm going to sit on that pony.
Well more like sit against her on the couch.
Since she's hogging the tv.

>>27105679
>Giants: Citizen Kabuto
I have no idea what that is

>>27105618
why don't that pon like the boop

>>27105208
just imagine slit that contains the vag and a separate butthole

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>>27105695
It's okay, most people don't.

>>27105700
can't solve all your problems with booping

>>27105679
hair's interesting way to translate it

>>27105700
he gets erect when booped

>>27105734
So is this Black and White, but with giant Waifus?

You hear a faint "reeeee" coming from Colt's room in the basement.

>>27105772
Yell at him to show those normies out

>>27105768
>Scientist pegasus
What's next? Hard working unicorns? Inteligent Earth Ponies?

>>27105768

>Black
>Red

Really nigga

>>27105791
Hey it was a randomizer. I tried to work with what I had.

>>27105734
yeah well I was hoping for some explanation here
might pick something new up

>>27105791
might be time to get your eyes checked buddy, that's more maroon imo

>>27105763
Not really.
Black and White is about being a god and playing with the pet beast.
This is closer to Sacrifice... you get a base for weapons, spells, equipment, but the teams work differently where the mercs have jetpacks and there's 3 of them, those blue ones have magic but there are only 2 and then you have Kabuto for a loner.

>>27105768
I love your hips
draw more pony

>>27105768
I'd listen to her make all the monologues

>>27105805
Sounds kinda cool. I'll have to look into it.

>>27105796

If she had a different color scheme I might have liked her a lot more off the bat.

>>27105798

Red-ish

>>27105796
>randomizer

link?

>>27105805
SO ITS LIKE EVOLVE RIGHT

>>27105836
http://etyas-shenanigans.tumblr.com/post/142804660995/pony-randomizer-challenge-here-are-the-rules-you

>>27105796
>Hey it was a randomizer. I tried to work with what I had.

Can't you restrict the palette to pastel colours only?

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>>27105847
I'll stick with my OC generator abodomination, thanks.

>>27105847
>picking them just for shits and giggles
>one go is a cowardly bookworm
>another is a hotheaded blind pony
Now I kinda wish I could actually draw.

>>27105847
>got bat pony

deleted

>>27105847
>no stallions

Aw, man. I was really hoping to make another guy.

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>>27105879
Everything's possible, anon.

You just need to consume some other drawfag's powers.

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Oh god I wish I could draw. She would be adorable!

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>>27105934
Don't let that from stopping you

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>>27105934
I think some of these random things and hairstyles are a bit too outlandish, but otherwise some nice combinations come out of it.

I think I'd rather use something else for generating the colors, though.

Apples

>>27105934
>>27105955
both 2cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJgK2Fyxhg

>>27105945
you're a champ

>>27105955
>>27105934
You know what you must do

No excuses

>>27105994
I was about to hit the bed, so I'll take my excuse.

I like Luna's voice.

>>27105989
Back when "Equestria Girls" meant something completely different.

And still the only time there's been an explicit shout out to older fans.

>>27106008
At least on television/show-related materials

>>27105994
We do what we must
because
we can

>>27106008
Remember all the fear mongering about them using love and tolerate, brony or other such things when season two rolled around?

>>27106027
don't dig up the corpses to fuck them, anon

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They should re-launch Equestria girls so it's done in the style of the mini's figures.

>>27106053
u n f

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>>27105994
Here ya go.

>>27106027
I would laugh so hard if some form of "love and tolerate" ended up being the last line of the series.

>>27106027
>love and tolerate
I am still salty about getting so many bans from pony servers just for saying faggot

one time a guy on mic was like whoa dude, love and tolerate

it didnt register until after the ban that he was talking about when i typed that out for some stupid thing like an engineer blocking a path or something

i should reinstall tf2, I miss playing that game.

If I were a publisher I'd be lining up someone like Theissen or McCarthy for a book deal once this is all done to get the inside story of working on one of the biggest and most unexpected pop culture phenomenons of the 21st Century.

>>27106075
But who would you play with

absolutely ravaged ponies

>>27106088
whoever is on the servers
Tf2 cant be THAT dead, it's free to play and like the most accessible first person ever

>>27106068
That sure is a horse!

>>27105998
>tfw toothbrushes weren't a thing when she was sent to the moon, however, despite them being a thing now, she still doesn't brush her teeth, as she is used to not doing it.

>>27106086
Seeing just how out of touch she can be sometimes, I really doubt it would be much fun writing something like that for her.

>>27106112
>in charge of reorienting Luna to modern life
>What's this?
>A dinglehopper.
>What's that?
>A snarfblat.

>>27106118
Then I'd recruit a decent author and sign a deal with Hasbro to get them interview access with as many people as possible.

>>27106122
>why did those two stallions just kiss each other?

>>27106086
I'd hire someone to investigate Tabitha's mental condition

>pony nostalgiaing
I still don't watch the intro
It still makes me cringe

I remember the first cringe when watching the pilot

The cringe prime

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>>27106141
You could probably figure it out yourself by picking the right things in the forest

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>>27106075
>i should reinstall tf2, I miss playing that game.
All the community servers died a few years ago.
Now all that's left is VALVe servers. Take a look at what's left of the game (here in Australia at least).

>>27106170
>All the community servers died a few years ago
wait really
were they banned or something?

>>27106170
>australia

how salty was everyone for the girl dragon?

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>>27106154
>I remember the first cringe when watching the pilot
>The cringe prime

So you didn't fall in love on the first sight?
Man...

>>27106068
is that mare or stallion

Remember, if you can't see the filly she's either right behind you, or you've sat on her again.

>>27106197
Everyone wants to impregnate her right now.

>>27106070
>love and tolerate

ha, i forgot that was a thing that existed

>>27106197
You mean over the girl dragon? Not very, most people liked her. If you mean "how thirsty was everyone for her?" then moderate to heavy waifuing.

>>27106197
if you wanna watch people be mad about the show /mlp/ is the place to go

>>27106217
yeah
here i am

>>27106213
>>27106207
I get it

Her front angle is really good looking

>>27106207
C'mon, anon. We're not all furries.

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>>27106180
Valve fucked with the quickplay system so only official valve servers would show up on it.
Like 95% of people are too retarded to bother looking thru the servers list (where the community servers are), and just click the "Play Multiplayer" button.

>>27106247
To be fair I was getting tired of all the stupid fucking server mods they had going around.
Everything from ponies to quake sounds to fucking superpower rpg things. I mean don't get me wrong, they're fun once in a while, but the novelty of the mutant anthro applejack wears off after like 10 minutes.

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>>27105034
What if the max size spike can get, is the same like when he became Spikezilla.
What if Ember can get bigger as her dad

Also, spike with wings! what the hell...

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>>27106244

>>27106259
>but the novelty of the mutant anthro applejack
that's still fun

I really liked the idea of a team tank with god mode powers, I loved being Pinkie because she would make people laugh and that was the best to abuse during a rush, I won a game doing that

the anthro mod looked ugly i can agree with that thou

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Oh god... with this new episode, I now realize that this ties into real world politics too well.
The ponies are Europ, and the other races in and around Equestria are basically every other continent's peoples (the Yaks being East Asian, the Griffons being Middle Easterners, and you can guess the rest).
I blame you, satan, for spilling politics in my ponies.

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>>27106259
>Those fucking pinion servers with unskippable video ads that play as soon as you join.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQjK0qyZcPI
Oh fuck I'd forgotten about this thing.

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>>27106244
>We're not all furries

>>27106247
There was an option for "any server".

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>>27106305
>pic related

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>>27106311

>>27106322
>replying to bait

>>27106305
Griffons are Eastern Europe

3hr horse blowjob

>>27106332
I thought of the Griffons as the Middle East because the parallel is that they both had a breddy gud civilization once-upon-a-time, but for some reason a massive shit hit the fan and they've just been wallowing in that shit ever since. Also, Jews.

>>27106358
I ain't got time for that.

>weaver draws extremely good thing
>HEY CHECK OUT MY PATREON ID YOU LIKED THE THING
>literally gets 100$ In one day just because of that
God all those innocent people that don't know anything about his update schedule.
I was there, you know. Fought on the front lines for years and years in the divequest wars. I know what it means to wait for something that will never happen.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit their wallets.
Because there is going to be nothing, for a long while now.

>>27106365
>but for some reason a massive shit hit the fan
isreal

>>27106372
He's actually been updating Divequest.

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what the fuck am I watching

I FEEEEEL IIIIIT

I FEEEEEEL

THE POOOOOOOWERRRRRRRR

https://youtu.be/CZCdEYb9x9w?t=9

>>27106404
>when that bloodstone hits

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>mention I'm an artist
>"what do you draw?"
>suddenly realizing that all I can draw is ponies
>and only in certain poses at specific angles
>can't even draw a simple person for fuck's sake
>come up with some bullshit about how I draw all sorts of things, whatever I feel like
>"I'd like to see those some time"
>y-yeah sure

>>27106413
this ep is waaaay more fun than it has any right to be

>how did you guys get here
>uh well you see
>earthquake

I know this gag all too well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t23YSJzMEpg

See, I was hoping "No Second Prances" might be about Starlight making friends with Discord – and Fluttershy jealous.

But it says "pony" in the synopsis!

>>27106436
It's Trixie Time baby

>>27106436
>Discord
That was S5's meme

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>>27106441

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>>27106436
I thought of Discord as well, but he's not really a pony.

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>>27105444
Watch it be Discord

>>27106389
B-but muh boxdog

>>27106539
I have a strong urge to put my dick inside of that donut.

>>27106552
Don't play with your food

>>27106539
unf

>>27106433
Best disney movie

>>27104681
>writing a 35 pages report in word
My condolences.

>>27106644
I wanna learn LaTeX for when I write my MA thesis next year.

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>>27106589
Stop reminding me I've never actually seen the movie, only the tie-in Saturday morning cartoon.

>>27106653
ALADDIN STRAM WHEN

>barneyfag thread with texanon op on /v/ is STILL going

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>>27105847
>no special markings
>unicorn
>tired
>unlucky

But I already drew that pone, just with another mane style and color scheme.

>>27106647
LaTeX is easy, don't worry about that.
A bit of a bitch to set up, though (at least on Linux, maybe there exist easy GUIs for that).

>>27106661
Aladdin a shit, anon.

>>27106647
Are you going to post your thesis for the general?

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>>27106539

>>27106647
You could also go for LyX. It's basically LaTeX for dummies, takes maybe an hour or two to get used to.

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>>27106663

>>27106671
I'd love to. But it would be way too easy to figure out who I am IRL if I did so.

>>27106686
Dinofag?

>>27106692
what's it on?

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>>27106673

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if there is someone else in the house posting on 4chan also is there any way for them to see my posts?

>>27106710
It's political science. Looking at referendums on transportation/public transit projects.

>>27106719
Nope, the (You)-age comes from the super secret ban evasion detection tech built in to 4chan.

You'll need the special NSA view to see the IP addresses.

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>>27106728
i love you rose

>>27106728
sounds fun
I just got done writing my mini thesis for my undergrad degree but it was only 22 pages

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>27106539
rarity is that you?

>>27106831
I would love to see gloomys dildo closet, shes got one for every size as she grows.

>>27106842
>they only make friends with other unicorns
racist little elitists!

>>27106850
well, Anon, it wouldn't make sense to send them to flight school

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>>27106850
Canterlot is a unicorn town, anon.
There was no way for them to meet anyone else.

>>27106850
You can only do mutual hornjob with a unicorn, you see.

>>27106859
>tfw you'll never live in Canterlot

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I had lunch with the senpai earlier today and my cousin nonchalantly brings up bronies and the brony subculture and how disgusting it is, and my mum is completely disgusted. She had no idea i've been shitposting about ponies for something like 5 years now. I had to pretend to be completely disgusted while sweating bullets.

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>>27106894
that's just how it goes

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>>27106908
what is the social context of a pony-on-pony boop?
is it a gesture of affection?
does it imply any dominance?

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>>27106894
Haha. My relatives know, and are completely okay with it. Because I'm old enough to choose my hobbies.

>>27106894
Good job hiding your power level anon.
You make us proud.

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>>27106882
>celestia has ordered all human refugees into the griffon land
>she also puts up a magic wall

none of us will ever see canterlot

>>27106894
>Feels good living in a country that hasn't heard of ponies, Let alone bronies.
Heck, they don't know what Star Trek is, Trekkies or Whoovians are absolutely alien.
Cartoon porn and furries are completely hidden within the society, the general populace has no idea.

>>27106920
Send a letter to Fluttershy, she'll take you in. Then date Rarity.

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>>27106882
>herds of slutty teenage unicorns

>>27106917
they're secretly disappointed in you anon

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>>27106949
I highly doubt it. I'm paying the bills, so they're willing to overlook a lot.

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I dropped in on the zootopia general on /co/

It's like looking into the past...

>>27106894
My parents don't know that since about mid 2006 I've been on 4chan virtually every day, generally being a useless piece of shit, arguing with strangers about crap that in the grand scheme of things means absolutely nothing other than the fact that doing so has turned me into a neet autistic weeaboo horsefucker with zero future prospoects and zilch marketable skills.

All they know is that around two years later I broke up with my fiance and they think I still haven't gotten over it. Maybe they're right, come to think of it.

>>27107011
/ztp/ board in 2018?

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>>27106916
It's just ponies employing their natural weapon — cuteness — to ensure that any stalking predator is charmed and won't eat them, but will eat them out.

>>27107011
>It's like looking into the past...

Do they deny being furries?

>>27107013
how old are you now anon? I need to know how much to properly gauge my disgust towards you.

>>27107011
when i was there people were going into deep discussion over the smallest things that appeared in the movie.

it really felt like old mlpg for a bit

>>27107041
Not far off 30, buddy. Still living with parents, too.

I'm a sorry case for humanity.

>>27107043
are you a new fatfag or an old one? we used to have a few but i havnt seen them in a while.

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>>27107011
>weaver shitposting all over zootopia fandom

I almost pity them. Almost. I am so glad I never have to be in the same thread as that shitter ever again.

>>27107056
>implying

>>27107048
Nowhere to go but up, anon

I guess another option for No Second Prances could be Lightning Dust.

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>>27107056
>shitting on weaver
Get fucked

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>>27107058
This is clearly bait.

But it's funny bait.

>>27107079
lets not start this, but for real though he is the most cancerous individual I have ever seen.

>>27107056
>implying we don't want to be weaver's bitches
It's a complicated relationship

>>27107058
Why don't you play Dota anymore?

>>27107074
Wouldn't it make more sense for RD to be there, then?
Besides, Lightning Dust never went bad/evil.

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>>27107048
sounds like the situation i am in


what is your plan now?

>>27107092
>Starts it
>No but let's not start this

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>>27107092
GET

F U C K E D

>>27107074
I would bet on it being Trixie.

>>27107092
I blame his fans more than him.

>>27107097
I do, just only with my friends from work, because usually I like to spend my time doing things more productive than dota

>>27107100
It makes more sense than Trixie.

>>27107101
Try to find a job (LOL) to I can at least pay my parents rent.

Friendless gfless social and societal rejects will never be able to afford a house in this economy and I am no different. Hell, I probably could if I went for a house share, but then my crippling autism would kick in and I'd go into hikki state even harder.

If I did find a property affordable within minimum wage, it would be in a ghetto where I would be shot and stabbed and molested and robbed. And that's not even on weekends.

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>AJ's anger cloud has a hat
heh

>>27107111
Why would it?

Trixie is a previously bad pony who would fit the description.
Only Twilight's attitude makes no sense with her.

>>27107118
Aren't the more rural areas pretty cheap?

>>27107092
>Say something shit
>Quickly say "lets not start this" so nobody detracts from what you say

I don't give two turtle shits about weaver either way but this is low as fuck.

>>27107134
Not where I live. Rural areas are retarded expensive.

>>27105444
probably Discord.

>>27107048
youre ok pal

I plan on living with my parents until I can actually build a house, and by that I mean finance contractors to do it

havent decided if itll be for me or to rent it out, its whole other game if im gonna do it for profit

I dont ever get how people just throw away free rent, friends are not worth $800 a month on top of a lease, neither is smoking weed or bringing in one night stands. All can be done in a real house, with real equity

>>27107131
Exactly. Twilight wouldn't prevent Glimmer from befrending Trixie.
Trixie at the end of Magic Duel helped Twilight with her show and then personally asked for Twilight's forgiveness. She also changed for the better.
If Twilight complains it means she didn't forgive Trixie.

Lighting Dust though didn't have a redemption scene, still is a cunt and would actually be a bad influence on Glimmer compared to Trixie so it makes more sense for Twilight to be suspicious of her even if she changed.

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>>27107042
>it really felt like old mlpg for a bit
They don't know how good they have it right now

>>27107135
oh geez man you're right, my anonymous reputation is totally ruined.

>>27107153
What if it's someone Twilight can't be impartial about? Like a bully she had during her school years

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>>27107149
that seems like a massive fucking undertaking and investment these days
good luck

>>27107160
I personally think it's a new character and if it's a bully it would be kinda funny since I have been thinking of a bully episode for the past days thanks to the last episode of Archer

>>27107158
A fitting punishment. Now think about what you've done.

>>27107118
see, renting out is an option
but for "low income", im definitely personally interviewing and having someone watch the place

you can try calling the owner and telling them your situation and haggle the proce down, usuallly rent is just a calculated nymber based on their costs, the magic number being 2% usually

Depending in the area, the costs and story, it is entirely possible to get it to a manageable price, like I would do that for some church going neighbors just because I trust them and itll pay the taxes

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>>27107149
I want to build my own house too. I only need 1 room since I will be spending all day with VR goggles on sitting in my toilet chair.

Thats how I plan on living the rest of my days with my lifesized rarity,moondancer, and celestia plushies.

>>27107074
ughhhh you are right, my hopes were up but i think it will be a lame shitty pony like lightning dust.

Wouldn't it be nice if MLP acknowledged in No Second Prances that some ponies (like some people people) are utterly irredeemable and it's better in this case to abandon them than devoting more time and effort into the futile effort of trying to change them?

This redemptioning shit that MLP's writers have a fetish for needs to stahp.

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>>27107204
>lame shitty pony
Better her than fucking Trixie

>>27107217
that's not the kind of thing you should tell little girls anon

>>27107224
Wait, they let little girls watch this?!

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>>27107217
Well, they did kill Sombra and gave a life sentence to Tirek.

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>>27107217
I have been calling for the execution of luna ever since she almost killed everyone for the 3rd time.