603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is storytimed here!
>>26998509
Every pony has their own story, and that means Manehattan has more stories than most. An average day might already be interesting enough before intersecting with a couple of sisters preparing for a gift exchange! It just may be difficult to tell without walking tales back to see their beginnings and ends. Of course, lunch can just be lunch, and oversized piano playing can be oversized piano playing. There may always be more, though - even with kite flying!Whomever winds up managing Rarity For You would probably learn a few of those tales.
>>26999214
Previous thread.
>filly
https://fuwa.se/f/1lS3eO.webm
>>27003670
Yes
This is a nice OP
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
wew to the lad
>>27003684
I think this'd be equally as funny if he just ended up eating the purple crayon too.
marry her anonshes waiting
>>27003696
Why don't you marry her?
>>27003696
marrythe[/spoiler anon]
>>27003740
I don't know how it fucked that up.
poor rarity
>>27003754
Well deserved if you ask me.
Worst horse. Whorse horse.
>>27003722shes not real
>>27003754
So she's going to replace Rarity, not Twilight.
>>27003696
Okay.
>>27003754
>I waited 6 years for this picture, and then the Communist showed up
>>27003754
Aw man that's a low blow.
>>27003807
Rarifags BTFO
Help! Filly is call to human for help. Cyka pegasus make fun of Filly for being Earth pony. Pegasus not know of the strength of Earth pony. Teach peagasus lesson human, da?
>>27003754
That is pretty funny
>>27003817
nyet
>>27003722
deep down i know i don't deserve her and i want the best for celestia
bow before rarara
>>27003754
rarity got BTFO
>>27003817
If you want to show strength, don't be rash. There's probably a good way to demonstrate positively, like a competition, or some public works.
oh man time for horses
>>27003853
rarity is a funny and silly pony and tabitha is the best
>>27003688
season 6 is a mistake
>>27003670
sonata dusk pls
BLACK 59 RAZOR
BLACK 59 RAZOR
HURRY HURRY
SETGO
>>27003817
>Grabs Vodka.
>Squats in bird horses direction.
>Grab Accordion.
Is time of bird removal.
>>27003875
Is always horse times!
what ever happened to spikity?
>>27003916
It was never a thing and the writers confirmed that.
>>27003916
Hit by the iceberg known as the writers.
>>27003916
It's shit, that's what happened
>>27003913
>moot
literally who?
>>27003754
BTFO
>>27003754
Jesus, I can't believe we're on season 6.
>"put the money in the bag, and no one gets hurt"
>>27003926
>>27003929
>>27003932
>>27003952
I have negative money.
>>27003956
>"shit nigga, grab a gun and come with me"
>>27003952
Fluttershy, how are you even gonna pull the trigger? No wonder you're the worst pony.
>>27003962
>>27003960
>you will never start a gang with Fluttershy and pop caps in fools
>>27003970
>pop caps in fools
word, 1997
>>27003964
>Fire gun
>Lose teeth, get a gun in your throat, or get whiplash
Flutterbutter isn't a very clever pony
>>27003975
At least she's got a cute butt
>>27003975
They are made from marshmallow. It will just absorb the coil.
>>27003952
>>27003964
Has this pony consideredswitching to TORGUE?
>>27003983
I wish I had a cute butt. Then I'd be set for life.
>>27003993
Let me ask pony one questionEXPLOSIONS??
>>27003995
Do some squats
>>27003964
This is stupid, according to Fo:E you were a pacifist who caused the war by giving nukes to the enemy.
>>27003975
Fluttershy is indestructible, it's why she became a crime lord.
>>27003993
>>27003999
>Enjoyed BL1
>Sligged through BL2
>The memes got grating after five minutes and the social commentary made me want to beat the writer with a tire iron
At least Handsome Jack was fun.
>>27003983
it is quite cute
>>27004026
Why is her butt scared?
>>27004018I couldn't get into BL1, but BL2 was a lot of fun. BL:PS was fun too. The gameplay was worth sitting through the plotholes.
>>27004018Handsome Jack did nothing wrong and the Pre-sequel confirmed it
>>27004032
because you keep staring
>>27004032
It feels scared and needs a hugmaybe a kiss, too.
>>27004043
i volunteer to kiss the ponies' butts
i will kiss them all
whether they want it or not
>>27004056I wish I were a pony
childhood fillyfriends
post them
>>27004068
she was better as the countess
i fucking said it
>>27004068
A lot more ponies have 2 and 3 tone colored manes and tails since season 5 and they all look super pretty.
Can't wait to see more in this season.
>>27003995
Squats. The butt is probably one of the easiest muscles to train into a decent shape.
>>27003909
This is true, though since I can't be here all the time for me it is HORSE TIME anew
>>27004068
>>27004080
so fucking sexy
ponies can't seem to tell that being a showoff or even a total bitch IS PART OF A SHOW i.e. trixie
>>27004068
also these 2
>>27004068
Im glad she kept her boop shield when she switched outfits. Dont know who would boop her butt though.
>>27004068
i bet after the show applejack went to town on that ass like it was an apple fritter
>>27004041
>that fire girl changed from reasonable to complete asshole for no fucking reason at all
>>27004080
the best thing was the discrepancy between her looks and her personality.
>>27004124
Obviously
I'm going to take your favorite pony and I'm going to ruin it for you. Hate futa? I'm going to shitpost endlessly about wanting its futa cock tearin' up my insides. Yeah. I play it that way.
>Archer started
>but MLP started, too
don't make me choose
>>27004172
I hate futa rarity with musky balls.
>>27004145
>>27004182
I do not believe you.
>>27004185
those are some lewd ovoids anonymous
>>27004142
Equalize it.
>>27004119
Applejack.
>>27004178
>archer started
shit, it did?
>>27004211
there is nothing lewd about passionate lesbian sex between two childhood fillyfriends who haven't seen each other in years
>>27004185
we abstract ponies now?
>>27004233
I'll bring you something else wink wink nudge nudge
>>27004230
almost a week ago
>>27004233
>"ANONNNNNN!" Marker shouts, "STOP RAPING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!"
>Gloomy bites her lower lip.
>Anon continues to thrust into a hole where a rivet came loose some time ago. The police will be here soon.
>>27004240
>>27004250
>>27004259
Who're*
>>27004250
>>27004274
AW CRAP I DIDN'T SEE THE DIAPER
FUCK
I RETRACT 100%
>>27004291
>implying the diaper was the only horrible thing about that image
>>27004291
how did you not see it, it was ridiculously oversized
>>27004302
I've slept like 5 hours in the last 5 days working on term papers. The only thing keeping me conscious are caffeine pills.
>>27004302
do you have pictures of ponies representing every possible emotional response you want to convey?
because that's a lot of horse pictures
>>27004332
How do you not have that its only been 11 years haha
I'm going to give pony a lewdectomy.
who do the ponies think is the prettiest, cutest, and best pony?
>>27004378
A what
>>27004362
>2010 was 11 years ago
>>27004332
Maybe
>>27003754
Whatever.
Rarity is cuter than Glimmer anyway.
>>27004424
a surgical removal of her lewdness
>>27004426
Starlight's breedability is underrated.
>>27004465
She doesn't strike me as a family mare.
CuteOCs
>>27004419
all ponies seem rather fond of celestia
>>27004419
Princess Cadance
>>27003868
Nyet, Pegasus is not fair in competition. Pegasus cheat like cyka cheating in Counter-Horse!
>>27003894
Filly like this human's idea better! Filly bad at accordion and make Pegasus ears pay!
>>27004482
mom is such a great pony
>>27004477
>>27004569
If I had money to burn like that other guy I would commission so much art of her.I would like to help her overcome both our fears
>>27004477
I want to be a short order cook with this pony.
>>27004547
the bestest
>>27004598
He must get all the bird pussy.
>>27004598
I like this picture. The griffons and the Fluttershy, especially.
>>27004607
I'd like to imagine in this she's going "What is this... thing? This tiny, winged and horned thing?"
>>27004547
>tfw a pony will never curl their wingfeathers around your head
;_;
>>27004625
the chicks love a stallion who can barbecue
GriffonSteakDenial
>>27004631
Of all the alternative realities I had to end up in this one ;_;
>>27004625
i want to see a little stallion fucking the shit out of a thoroughly pleased big griffon goddess
>>27004664
I want to be a littlecolt, being dominated by big griffon women.
>>27004664
>She takes him to her nest atop a craggy mountain spire.
>In the morning she flies off, leaving him there.
>He's not a pegasus.
>>27004672
I would also like this but with a variety of different Equestrian species
>>27004607
after 6 years i just noticed something
i think the neck thing celestia wears is a horse collar like big mcintosh
it is to show that 1/3 of her power is earth pony power
>>27004675
I hope she breaks back a meaty breakfast,still warm.
Then they can fuck again.Do you think she likes his small body mounting her or does she enjoy pinning him down and riding him so she can gently rub his exposed belly with her claws?
>>27004672
size difference and femdom and interspecies is fuckin' UNF
>>27004691
>Flurryheart was described as having unicorn and pegasus abilities
>no mention of earth pony ones
>gilda will never give you a night of femdom pleasures that you will remember until your dying day
>>27004734
earth pony abilities such as what?
>>27004746
Being smelly.
>>27004735
>femdom
stopped reading
>>27004746
I don't know, growing shit I guess. Strength being a natural trait for them isn't strictly canon.
>>27004762I like the musk.
>>27004764
You sicken me
>>27004691
I thought that was her royal bib
>>27004764
Be nice to Anon, it's hard to overpower a griffin.
It'll definitely be a one night stand though. Female griffins probably want someone who can hold them down and be equally rough with them.
>>27004780
That's Luna. She's a sloppy eater.
>>27004797
>Implying Celestia isn't a total pig around cake.
>>27004128
Spitfire?
>>27004734
>Implying the writers know what an alicorn is
Pony says she's pretty sure you're not a virgin.
>>27004817
Would you feed the princess cake and wipe her royal muzzle?
>>27004860
Pony is wrong.
>>27004838
.. her too I guess
>>27004764
>not wanting a sexually aggressive girl, especially a griffin that's rough around the edges, to please herself with your body
Hey everybody! Look! Look at the anon with shit tastes and laugh!
>>27003754
I just noticed that GlimGlam has her EQUALITY cutie mark in that picture
>>27004860
Pony's in for a surprise
>>27004875
>>27004896
Pony says she smells a friendship opportunity
>>27004764
Now this is shitposting!
>>27004888
>>27004906
what an epic meme
>>27004904
>you will never be setup on a date with another anon by Twilight
>>27004939
papa meme pls go
>>27004940
>>27004869
i would anything the princess anything
>>27004968
i would femanon
>>27004940
Twilight can't find another human to hook you up with immediately, though she's trying. She did find, however peculiarly, a pony that says she's interested in dating you.
hot
lioness
pussy
>>27004904
>Pony says she smells
ya don't say?
Tickle the filly
>>27004980
I'd paint Lyra's insides white
>>27004978I want to be your femanon
>>27004987
But I want acat cloaca.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27004995
Be careful what you say, Anon
>>27004987
i bet gilda would be tight
like uncomfortably tight
but that would be part of the excitement
>>27005008
But that's exactly what I said I wanted. I don't understand.
>>27005055
Okay, just don't be playing with a young mare's heart all willy-nilly. You gotta commit if you want what's under that tail, son.
>>27005079
What about if I want a wild weekend sex romp and then never see eachother again?
>>27005120
What if Lyra wants to have sex with every sapient and semi-sapient creature in Equestria and Anon is just another crazy story and tally mark for her?
Alternatively: what if Anon and Lyra go on crazy sex adventures together where they try to bag one of everything?
>>27005120
Well, just make sure you clarify that with her first. As long as you're both on the same page, I can't imagine any harm coming of this hardcore sexual friendship fucking.
Who are your favourite drawfags mlp?
>>27005179
Klondike
SB
Goggles
>>27005179
all of them exceptmsob
>New friend is super into working on cars
>She asks what you like to do
>panic
>admit you read, study, watch stupid shit on Youtube and talk about ponies with strangers on 4chan
Did I fuck up?
I want to keep this friend.
What do people do together when they don't have things in common?
>>27005216
You fucked up big time
>>27005206
What so you like Zimbabwe?
>>27005205
Who the fuck is sb? Slug??? He doesn't even draw horses
>>27005235
Sweetie Belle.
She's best artist.
>>27005179
Briskby
Glacier
Why must they hatsus
>>27005251
Rose hatsus because we were assholes. GC never came here, to my knowledge.
>>27005266
She did
>>27005216
just talk about cars instead
i've never had a friend who shares all of my interests, but you don't have to. it's not fluttershy hangs out with other animal caretakers.
>>27005216
and as fast as a new friend was made a friend was lost
>>27005224
Shit.
But how do I into friendship?
I've figured out the befriending part but I don't understand how to friendship.
I need Twilight. I need a checklist.
>>27005271
Yeah, see I figured this was fine. I think I'm just going to hang out with her while she works on cars.
Still want a checklist though.
>>27005216
It was a little bad to mention 4chan and ponies but you can still save this
>>27005270
Must have been on days I wasn't here. Or I didn't notice amongst the "glaciercuck" posting that cropped up every time someone posted one of her pictures.
>>27005179
Nobby
Braindead
Glacier
Nips
>>27005216
>>27005224
>>27005271
>>27005281
one of my closest friends saw me open horse porn the first day we met
we're still great friends today
it's not like that's gonna be a complete barrier on your friendship, it's all about how you treat it
>>27004860
I lost my virginity years ago. Can I have Twi's?Question: Which of the Mane 7 are virgins?
>>27005298
I've only seen her in her own threads honestly
>>27005294
the thing, most people just want to talk about themselves
they don't really care /that/ much what you do in your free time, they're just trying to be polite. it's a bit different if it's a close friend, but the idea of only telling certain things and letting them talk more still works
>>27005318
Virgins:
Twilight
Starlight
Pinkie
AJ
Non-virgins:
Rainbow
Rarity
Fluttershy (but it wasn't consensual)
>>27005318
>I lost my virginity years ago.
traitor
leave the wizard hovel immediately
>>27005319
She kicked around the drawthreads for a while, if memory serves.I believe now she frequents cripplechan's /monster/ board.
>>27005295
I've been up front about my lameness from the beginning. I figured her opinion of me could only improve from there. Or I scare her off.
>>27005335
>>27005335
>the thing, most people just want to talk about themselves
Oh yeah, they do don't they? Shit. I forgot how well this works on strangers to deflect conversations. I didn't think to apply it to friends too.
See, this is fucking helpful.
>>27005337
with fluttershy it'd be difficult to know if it was rape or not
she'd be so nervous either way: if it was rape she wouldn't scream or say anything afterward to avoid making someone feel bad, and if it was consensual she'd keep quiet about it too
It's canon that one of the Princesses isn't a virgin
>>27005351
Where the talented, loyal drawfags at
>>27005361
it's luna, isn't it
that moonslut
>>27005355
Yeah. The best conversation starter is something involving the other person.Just don't be too specific or intrusive, I do that sometimes and it comes off as kinda weird.
>>27005361
It doesn't count when it's in dreams.
>>27005362
/tg/ usually, though /co/'s drawthread gets Herny in there every so often. He probably lingers around /trash/ or /aco/, though.
Once in a rare event /tg/ gets GreenMarine, and he draws some lovely ladies.
>>27004540
filly could be good at accordion
>>27005355
A great ice breaker for me has always been to talk about music
>>27005299
Nooby is cool
Who
Hatsus
Is into some fucked up shit
>>27005398
>Is into some fucked up shitone of my favorite parts about him
>>27005337
>Virgins:
>Twilight
Too much of a bookworm - also her princess duties - to have a stallionfriend.
>Starlight
Is still a friendship virgin to be able to ask anyone for a dateor a raisin
>PinkieWon't stand still long enough for any stallion to be able to give her the D
>AJPerhaps she gives the occasionalBJ?
>Non-virgins:
>RainbowI guess we don't need to be reminded of a certain meme
>RaritySlut Supreme; I refer you to "Rarity Investigates!" But then, I like the idea of Whoreity, it makes her all the hotter. She's almost MILF-esque
>Fluttershy (but it wasn't consensual)
I refer you to the art of Seriousb:https://e621.net/post/index/1/seriousbSlutty Flutty being railed by Roid Rage and/or Big Mac? Me likey
>>27005362
I feel like I took our porn artist and fapfic writers for granted and now I miss them all
>>27005398
Braindead is the one who pops in from time to time and their main spokes-pony is that pegasus with the giant bandage on its ass.
Draws decently.
>>27005402
I know right it's like he has no limits
>>27005416
oh yeah BD's pretty nice
>>27005403
>Fluttershy's first wasn't consensual
I wouldn't say it wasn't consensual as much as he gave her more attention than she was used to and she didn't want him to lose interest.
She probably feels silly about it looking back but she made the poor decision herself.
Filly made you a stew with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, (sigh) onions.
>>27005416
Do they draw lewds?
when is glim going to deepthroat his two-toned dick
>>27005431
Filly,I don't eat vegetables.
>>27005403
Your pic just reminded me of "Rarity's Generous Plan".
>>27005431
>(sigh) onions
What the fuck are you sighing about?
Onions are found in almost every single culture on Earth and usually in a national staple.
They're fucking food magic.
This is the only pony who will spit. Their name is
>>27005445
Filly says you should, unless you want to be constipated.
>>27005443
Possibly? Not here, I think.
Or not yet, at any rate.
>>27005444
The proper term is "mottled", thank you very much.
>>27005413
I think we all feel that way, I'd suggest being nice but then you get untalented artists who think they're hot shit and won't fuck off so I'd say we're screwed.
>>27005461
Silly filly, that's what the hay is for.
>>27005459
in stew it's actually rather nice in small quantities. But too much will ruin a dish
>>27005428
How often are they here I've never seen them
>>27005484
I have never experienced a dish ruined by too much onion.
Onion is love. Onion is life
Garlic is good too
>>27005466
If it makes you feel better, I don't think i'll ever get my ego inflated cause I know there is improving I could be doing.
That's why it feels weird taking compliments for art.It's nice and appreciated, but I feel like I could and should do better.
>>27005419
We need more nips in our lives
Nips pls
not too much recently. braindead was here in February i think, and did a few draws for us
>>27005462
either way if she's not going to slide that magic wand of his down her throat, i'd like to choke on it while fondling his magic balls
>>27005493
What does your art look like
>>27005492
i put too much in my burrito about 10 minutes ago. they're just too strong.
>>27005506Either way, that's a very unf thought you got there anon.
>>27005510
That's where you're wrong.
There was too much burrito in your onion.
>>27005431
>(sigh) onions.
Fillies aren't allowed to cook stew. As Dr. Stuart Ashen says in his many videos:
www.ashens.com/
'Nought to Three sad onions'
>>27005510
Or you are just a weak willed faggot that couldn't eat a onion raw to save his life.
Get some good goddamn cheese, add salt and you have there a full fucking breakfast.
>>27005526
fucking onionpon
>>27005540
no, i had plenty of both of those things. I removed some onion and it was fine, but it's a very strong ingredient and needs to be used sparingly
>>27005540
My fucking nigga.
You're invited over for dinner.
Spoiler:it's gonna be onion pie, nigga
>>27005508
I'm not trying to plug my art here anon.
I'm just saying that I think a mindset any good artist, or eventual good artist should have is that there is always room for improvement. And an inflated ego is a bad thing.
Onions are gross
>>27005563
ly underrated
Pony doesn't need you to tell her how good her coffee is, ok?
>>27005563
>>27005559
Plug or not I wanna see it I'm a lurking artfag too
>>27005554
I want to bang that ornery anon pony
>>27005540
>>27005558
Here in the UK,Faggotscome in onion gravy
>>27005577
no more watching Colt Fiction for pony
>>27005582
ornery more like hornery
sunburst's
incredibly
musky
sweaty
unwashed
balls
>>27005579
filly wants to be amazing like onion pone
>>27005346
>leave the wizard hovel immediately
No.
Rupert Grint is a normal wizard. Your argument is invalid.
>>27005622
oh my god i kinda forgot he was a ponybro
that's so weird to see
>>27005580
Alright,i'm not sure why you're so curious.
https://derpibooru.org/1123814
>>27005618
amazingly smelly?
>>27005629
Anyone who is in the presence of Tara's Taras is instantly beyond Awesome, and is beyond criticism.
Also, Stan Lee. What a Lucky Man. He being near The Tits That Are The Miracle Of The Universe. A Hero man indeed.
>>27005616
he should flim flam the gilm glam with them
>>27005675
>implants
>a miracle
>>27005675
Is she wearing her Lollipop Chainsaw outfit?
>>27005675
>>27005688
so did we ever confirm that her tits are fake? I remember hearing about that one time
>>27005690
Yes.
Also, as Twilight Sparkle:
i really like this pony's voice
>>27005682
she really couldn't resist their salty, suckable flavor and soft warm texture
not to mention just sniffing those lovely balls for hours
>>27005688
>>27005699
...does it matter?
>>27005733
they make a cute couple
almost as cute as glimlight
most of glimmer's ships are pretty cute, now that i think about it
>>27005730
she's cute
she's like a tolerable fluttershy
>>27005740
Possibly. If she lands on them too hard, or if she's pushed down onto the floor hard enough, one might pop and lead to fatal silicon poisoning.I'm pretty sure they're natural, and got bigger after she had her kid.
>>27005740
sort of
she's lying about what her body looks like, but it's not like makeup doesn't exist
I think I've come down with a case of Scootaloos
>>27005755
>>27005767
I am going to prescribe you this filly and see where it goes from there.
>>27005837
looks like a very cute filly
thanks
Get down with the pony.
>>27005682
I want to teach GlimGlam the magic of striptease.
>>27005874
she's a very cutelewd pony
>>27005837
was filly a bunny in a past life?
>>27005750
Glimmer is a very assertive pony so it lends well to shipping.
>>27005892
No, she was a filly.
pegasususususususus
>>27005837
WINTER WRAP UPP WINTER WRAP UPPPPP
>>27005905
was I filly in a past life?
>>27005758
She has two kids
>>27005909
No.
>>27005909
in the next life, actually
>>27005918
you can't be certain
>>27005921
i like that pony
Where do I put my dick at pony parties?
Is there a table?
Should I not have brought it with me?
>>27005931
she is a good pony with good friends
>>27005931
>>27005939
this is a true statement
she has a great butt too
>>27005939
I still say dolphin pony and love potion pony are in cahoots.
>>27005952
that statement is false
>>27005955
RUDE
>>27005952
She does indeed have a pert pony posterior
>>27005953
You never know
>>27005967
I didn't realize you were there. Have you been staring at butts this whole time?
Which pony is most adept at "throwing that ass in a circle?"
>>27005972
>"um, no"
>>27005755
Nobby pls.
>>27005989
probably pinkie
she's got so much of it
>>27005755
i just noticed that her voice is pretty normal and abnormally pretty for a background pony
>>27005949
LEWD
>>27006001
...sooooo?
>>27006056
>"Ok, well maybe a little... Those plump pony rears are just so enticing!
>>27006068
What about your butt?
>>27006068
>"Do you really think I'll show YOU my butt? It's for pony use only!"
>>27006081
I thought your butt was just for sitting
>>27006101
>"Hahahaha, you're a riot, Anon! But seriously, do you actually think that?"
>>27006117
It's what your friends told me!
Filly loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
On an unrelated note filly burned the pancakes.
>>27006126
>"They were probably messing with you. Ponies love pranks."
>>27006140
If ponies love pranks, how do I know you don't have a "kick me" sign on your butt right now?
>>27006152
>"Oh, you're right, I'll go- Wait! You're just trying to oogle my rear! Bad Anon!"
I have built a series of pitfalls in ponyville that should trap ponies front halves, while leaving the bottom halves exposed.
>>27006165
But it's right on your sunbuns.
>>27006132
Okay, I'll get the pancakes going again. It's dinner time anyway.
Guess who's back
>>27006190
Who's that shitty OC?
>>27006197
Rarity, it's in the first panel
>>27006190
I like how Anon's measuring how far his dick will go.
I'd say about throat far from the back.
>>27006197
A very slutty filly.
Hello mlpg I used to be a drawfag for you guys. Until you chased me out in favor of the popularfags.
I hope you are all rotting in hell. Faggots.
>>27006263
Draw Pinkie Pie trying on panties.
>>27006263
Alright, want to talk about fillies doing age inappropriate stuff?
>>27006283
>fillies doing age inappropriate stuff
Like take cookies from the jar before the dinner?
>>27006322
No, anon. Something far worse. They wereholding tails.
>>27006322
Or putting in a pg-13 movie for the sleepover after her parents have gone to bed.
>>27006190
Guess who's back:
The only good thing about fillies is they grow up to become hot mares:
>I hope you're all studying for the Equestrian Geography test tomorrow!
>>27006400
I uh
My dog ate my maps
All of them
>>27006423
>>27006400
I'm just gonna copy off the colt next to me.
Pony wants to watch the Powerpuff Girls with you.
>>27006445
ANON, DON'T SPACE CHEAT
>>27006467
Sure
I downloaded all the episodes a few years ago.
Let's marathon those fuckers
>>27006467
In Soviet Townsville, Powerpuff Girls watch you.
>>27006553
Amazing the things you forget with time
>>27006558
Time heals all wounds.
Then Anon opens them again like an asshole.
Rainbow Dash is best pony, prove me wrong
hint:you can't
>>27006610
Rarity, Twilight and Pinkie all exist.
>>27006610
Best.......at being WORST!
>>27006610I can't
>>27006601
...so "Double Rainboom" is another bandwagon to jump on so as to be accepted by the 'cool kids', along with anthro. & JJ hate, eh?
I liked "Double Rainboom". Also Princess Molestia, and anthro. art, which widens my vista of material available. What are you going to do about it?
She's the cutest too.
>>27006610
>>27006610
>Rainbow Dash is best pony, prove me wrong
...well, according to >>27006601 you can be proved wrong.
Unless everyone in /mlp/ is forced to like "Double Rainboom": unless they can give a good reason for the hate: along with that of JJ & anthro.
And if they can't, then they're proved wrong, and therefore they have no right to hate anything.
I don't know if I should spend any more time with pony.
I think she's a bad influence.
>>27006749
nonsense
It's not about being the best.
Sometimes a pony is just nice.
>>27006772
Go to bed Fluttershy
>>27006771
It's always such a trip seeing MT's drawings because she likes illustrating such nasty scenarios but has an unironically cute style
>>27006796
Yeah it's pretty fun.
>>27006676
am I higher than Rainbow Dash?
>>27006803
No sister of mine is getting a heart on her boob.
>>27006897
That's a necklace
cute ponies
>>27006553
>>27006558
I-I had forgotten about that animation.
Oh god it's all coming back to me...
>>27006903
Post one then.
EMBRACE YOUR DEDSTINY
>>27006916
I just did, anon
https://derpiboo.ru/1126245
>>27006927
oh my
>>27006921
Where? Is she behind the ugly rave pony?
>>27006936
Shitposting is against the rules, anon
this thread is brought to you by Filly Treats ®
"For Fillies only!"
>>27006952
Fuck that, I want to eat some Filly Treats.
>>27006952
What if I eat a filly after she's eaten filly treats? Have I eaten filly treats too then?
>>27006958
Make sure to wear the filly bow that comes with it.
The filly is angry.
>>27006952
what even are filly treats
>>27006974
Its like scooby snacks for ponies
>>27006974
I used to ask the same question, anon. I never got an answer other than that they were treats for fillies.
>>27006974
Mostly sugar.
>>27006908
c-calm down
>>27006974
Apple cores and old Chinese newspaper
>>27007007
The pink is too excited to calm down that easily
>>27006972
Soothe the savage filly
>>27006927
>human bits
eh
I want to get one of those tornado stalls.
And fill it with filly treats.
Then put a filly in it.
>>27007088
What is that thing on her neck?
>>27007088
Princesses aren't allowed to be ugly so you should try to find another field of work
>>27007106
You say that but Luna is a Princess already
The pony refuses to stay in my closet, doesn't she know there's a whole world of Bronies out there that will fuck her on sight?
>>27007116
She was a cuter filly though.
Remember, fillies are fragile.
>>27007143
This is cuter than it has any right to be.
>>27007143
You could just close your legs and trap her there.
Please do not tie the filly up with her own hair.
>>27007143
I-I need to learn how to braid hair.
For reasons.
>You will never help your filly get her mane and tail just right before she runs off for school
>>27007098
Her head?
>>27007198
First you need to get a scrunchie.
Tie the hair off in a ponytail, making sure to brush any knots or frays down so that it makes one smooth line of hair.
Then you separate the hair into three equal ropes, lets call them A, B, and C.
Hold them in your left and right hands, A in your left, B in the crook of your thumb and right index finger, and C in your remaining three fingers.
Pass C over B so that the sequence is now ACB.
Then pass A over the new middle (C) and repeatedly alternate left and right most ropes over the current middle.
So it would start out:
ABC
ACB
CAB
CBA
BCA
Etc etc
Filly wants to show you her rad sliver deck
>>27007198
I think braiding is fairly easy, you just seperate the hair into however many larger, "strands" you or they want and just weave em together. Obviously i'ts more specific than that, but that's the jist of it.
>>27007242
I mean, I knew that much.>>27007229
This was what I wanted, finer details, hand motions.
What do I do when I reach the end though? Won't the braid just fall apart? Is there enough friction in the hairs to keep it braided like that? Do I gently pull it as if finishing a knot?
>>27007143
hhngg
>>27007262
You tie it off with a scrunchie, as seen for the sporty filly in >>27007088
Mlpg:
Where we alternate between discussing braiding hair and fucking a pony into the ground.
>>27007274
Well I feel retarded. That makes sense.
Time to find a filly to practice on.
>>27007292
>>27007292
>not fucking your pony into the ground while braiding her hair so she feels amazing the next day
>>27007292
It's important we cover all topics that could be pony related. This is My Little Pony -General- after all. From braiding hair to fisting Rarity to making friends.
>>27007315
>copyrighted material
>>27007315
Hey I have that book!
>>27007331
It's fine, it's part of a preview. This is to incentive you to buy the rest of it.
>>27007347
>human poses
DROPPED
>>27007320
>you will never be as happy as that little filly
>>27007340
Is the rest of it any good?
Ponies are technically cats.
I have no pone and I must scream.
>>27007372
I think so. I haven't even sat down and taken a serious look through the thing. But I feel like if took a serious stab at it you could probably turn yourself into at least a mid-level pony artist.
>>27007320
What a bitch. I don't understand how anyone could like this horse.
>>27007405
Don't talk about fillies that way.
>>27007387
Literally.
>>27007425
>Ponies will never climb all over you while you try to relax
>>27007425
Holy shit, that is adorable.
>>27007396
Mid-level is about all a person can ask for.
I forgot all about it but I was interested in it when we first heard about it. I should buy it. Might be fun.
Ponies aren't cats, actually
Ponies are cute, actually.
Ponies are all shit.
Fillies are cats, colts are dogs.
I love Fluttershy
>>27007425
>>27007442
I wish wild animals all acted like this around us. Just big pets. Instead they either want nothing to do with us or are pissed off because we're around.
I want to cuddle a bear.
>>27007492
>Instead they either want nothing to do with us or are pissed off because we're around.
Just like people!
>>27007492
Just put 6 points into charisma and get the animal friend perk.
>>27007513
Just like people.
I just toss quarters by the lake to attract gryphons.
Lil colt tracked mud all over the kitchen floor. What's your reaction to this?
>>27007528
I don't want to hug Gilda. She'll shred me with her talons.
>>27007415
I was talking about Pinkie.
>>27007537
what the fuck is he doing in my house
get out you little trespassing nigger
>>27007537
tell him to clean up
>>27007537
Threaten to tell Scoot about his crush on her if her doesn't clean it up.
>>27007537
Kill his parents.
>>27007528
Cuddling with you is rough.
>>27007492
>Tfw you will never cuddle a horse
>>27007537
Put him in the washing machine.
With the filly.
>>27007528
>>27007572
Case in point
Reminder
Gilda is a race traitor that has forsaken her race, her country, her homeland for a pony.
Reminder that Gilda's been Talon deep in the prismatic horse.
>>27007638
It's like you didn't watch S5 anon.
>>27007590
I don't think that was cuddling
>>27007425
>claw almost in his eye
>>27007674
Cuddling in Equestria has a slightly different meaning than on Earth.
>>27007674
They were in bed together.
Obviously they were cuddling; Gilda got her claws all over Flutters.Also griffin law says it's not sex if the pony survives.
>>27007714
I want to tell pone boss she's pretty.
>>27007731
>she thanks you
>then reports you for harassment
>>27007745
I'll call HR pretty too.
I'll call all of them pretty.
>pony
>>27007752
>>27007793
>prepare to get succ'd
>>27005445
Test
Quest objectives:Eat the filly treat.
>>27007778
Your hair is too detailed.
I'm going to find a less detailed pony.
>>27007791
I want to boop that pony
Do you think Rarity has been around Zebra guys before?
Go to sleep.
>>27007918
Booping is illegal in Equestria, anon!
You could be charged for "conspiracy to boop" if you keep saying that.
>>27007925
Is there an episode tomorrow?
>>27007968I want to boop her dock
>>27007983
No! I won't be roped into this conspiracy!
Pony has an Anon shaped hole in her heart.
And in her butt.
Pony's welcome in my bed as long as the covers aren't hogged.
Pony has taken all the blankets to make herself a burrito.
Filly joined you and your mare in bed.
Horses.
Colt was cold since filly and pony took all the blankets for their blanket burritos and has come to leech off your body heat.
>am allowed to post threads on all boards no problem
>get ISP banned messages when I try to create threads
It's because I'mAustralianisn't it?
>>27008116
Assign colt to filly and have fun with the mare.
>>27008116
Is colt radical enough to share warmth?
>>27008132
I don't see why, I'm Australian and I can create threads just fine.
>>27008132
Why does that little island likes to shitpost so much?
Remember
For every bit a unicorn earns an earth pony earns 0.77 bits
>>27006668
>double rainboom
shit plot, memes, and basically two entirely different animations since it shifts so suddenly halfway through
the animation was kinda cute though. that's about the only good thing i can say about it
Starlight *is* a very breedable mare
>>27008234
i like starlight a lot
she's cute
>>27008234
That's what I was saying this morning
Which pony do you think works the most?
>>27008263
Probably Raven.
>>27008263
probably twilight if you count preparation and data analysis
she's always either solving a friendship problem or getting ready for the next one
>>27008263
Appul overworked herself because her lazy brother used an injury as excuse to not do any work all the way back in S1. I'd say she'd be near the top.
>>27008263
AJ?
I would've said Dash when she used to be Ponyvilles top cloudbuster but now she's made it as a Wonderbolt.
Do you think apple
If I apple the apple do you get another apple?
>>27008334
>>27008352
>>27008352
>>27008334
>>27008334
>>27008352
>>27008380
APPLE BLOOM
APPLE BLOOM
APPLE BLOOM
>>27008386
Sweet Tea Belle
Sweet Tea Belle
What happens if MLPG starting getting mass deleted?
>>27008403
the ride ends?
>>27008397
SWEETIN ROYALTY BELL
>>27008443
Why is Scootaloo featured in there twice?
>>27008464
That's bubs speed.
>>27008497I can't draw
>>27008497
>put mirror on paper in front of filly anon
>>27006668
>...so "Double Rainboom" is another bandwagon to jump on so as to be accepted by the 'cool kids'
Dude Double Rainboom was panned by everyone not just here.
Fuck ponies sexually.
>>27008563
It's your duty to write out a Scott Fitzgerald-like description of your imaginative drawing then
>>27008443
Not anymore.
Do not give ponies mobile phones. They do not know how to use them. If you do this will happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
Ponies are dumb. Help keep them safe.
>>27008629
>tfw ponies only occasionally have eyebrows
Some of the new mares have them built in tho
it's weird but it looks good.
>>27008654
Ponies would probably make friends that way.
>>27008654
>Bash your head in
I thought it was a maymay, I didn't know it was real.
Pony wants to operate
Do ponies watch wrestling?
>>27008800
Yes.
Do you think the fillies will accept me as one of their own?
>>27008403
Happened muliple times in the past, there were people stealing marker too.
did nobby post that rarity ponut picture anywhere yet i cant find it
>>27008838
What kind of unholy 9 circles of hell-like kind of monster strength would you need to be able to have rounded and squishy hooves covered under some kind of latex material and still be able to carve deep trails on a ring mat like that?
finally mlpg is gone for goo-
*record scratch*
>>27008913
Ponies don't know their own strength.
Too much pinkie this season, they need to take it down a notch.
>>27008926
Remember Raratember?
>>27008926
But pinkie = sisters = toy sales
Are you ready for her extended family that'll be introduced this season of whom all of them will also be radically polarized and flanderized.
>>27008959
I'm ready for more memes and buzzwords.
>>27008926
>started off with baby
>but glimmer was nice
>but then immediately went to maud
>but maud was in a mediocre ep
getting mixed signals from this season so far
Soon the fillies will be upon us.
>>27008926
wrong
>>27009005
That pony has been radicalized. I'm reporting her to the nearest guard.
>>27009016
Why do ponies have guards AND police?
Who shows up if they dial 911?
>>27009033
the wonderbolts
>>27009033
Twilight.
Sometimes Luna.
I never thought it would come down to this, but I haven't even watched most of season five, let alone the new season.
>>27009016
>>27009033
>>27009039
>>27009057
>implying ponies with jobs that are actually meant to be a public service actually ever do anything
do you faggots even watch the show? If any pony is in trouble, they just shout "help" and a beam of friendship energy shoots out of the sky and makes everything better
>>27009080
Do you know how long a pony has to run on a hamster wheel to power those friendship beams? Show some appreciation Anon.
>>27009075
i know that feel. i still like ponies but i am losing interest in the show.
>>27009075
s5's good
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
TAKING REQUESTS
>>27009158
RARARA AND TWILY KISSING AND MAKING OUT AND STUFF
>>27009158
Fluttershy in a graduation cap and gown please.Because guess what I'm doing tomorrow.
>>27009158
CRYSTAL FILLY IN A TRACKSUIT
>>27009158
rarity in this panty please
>>27009158
A pegasus doing a pre-flight check on their flying partner.
>>27009175
pffft
>>27009171
>>27009189
i wish you could just draw fluttershy nicely for once
>>27009189
Imma go to Seattle and smack you.
>>27009192
I wish he could just draw something good for once.
>>27009178
What a dumb meme.
>>27009178
>>27009207
11/10
You're still a irredeemable faggot though
>>27009178
>Cartoon font
Pleasant if approaching overuse
>>27009207
AJ should be in those panties too.
>>27009207
how am i supposed to fap to this
>>27009217
okay
>>27009158
Draw all the various anons living in ponyville having a 'humies night out' around a poker table and chatting about life with pones.
>>27009271
>no hat
UNF
>>27009207
20/10
>>27009271
wew
Remember to braid your ponies hair so they look pretty.
>>27009271
UNF
>>27009189
c'mon, he's graduating
>>27009271
>no hat
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
Pony doesn't really have a music library. She just uses YouTube videos for all her songs.
>>27009286
>>27009192
>>27009320
remove the sketch on head
>>27009320
But what if it was a worst pony competition?
>>27009320
>>27009324
>>27009330
>ive seen everything
10/10 thanks nobby
>>27009320Even the worst pony competition?
I can't believe Fluttershy styled all over nobby in front of Equestria. That was amazing.
what should i do if i cant afford premium oats for my filly
best pone
How many ponies will it take to sate you, you monster.
>>27009359
You shouldn't own a filly in the first place, dingus
>>27009399
How can I resist these sales? I got 3 for a dollar on the black market.
Please be aware that there is a string of illegal, mirror pond copied fillies' in circulation. If you find a wet spot where your filly once stood do not be alarmed, she's simply discorporated to her original form.
>>27009359
>that image
I...
what
>>27009460
TOO MUCH PONK
>>27009460
pinkie pls be my gf
Pony is wearing her new scent.
Ode~ de Anon's dick.
It smells fishy.
>>27009460
Now draw the better Pie sisters
Do not stick your dick in crazy pony.
>>27009513
you can drink it away, apple bloom
>>27009494
The autism
What if a pony was cute and liked you?
>>27009494
What's wrong with Gilda's eyes? Are they exploding?
>>27009524
Then I might be inclined to take her out for dinner.
>>27009524
I would ask if I could pat the pony on their head
>>27009550
Glasses horse best horse.
>>27009558
I'm inclined to agree
>>27003754
Now that's just mean
>>27003754
It's okay, she'll get an extra fabulous one in season 7.
>page 10
>>27009535
>>27009550
>>27009622
It's your fault for not posting enough ponies
Don't eat the ponies
>>27009626
>>27009626
I CAN'T BE HERE ALL DAY. SOME OF US HAVE NON-PONY THINGS TO DO
>>27009631
>>27009631
>>27009631
Do Pinkie's parents have any degrees of higher education?
>>27009632
Gloomy lives on the edge
I love Princess Sweetie Belle