603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie & Granny Smith) is due this Wednesday! Friendship is Magic #41 should follow next week!
She may not seem the type at first glance, but world travel holds plenty of appeal to a pony like Maud. There's so many mineral deposits discover, so many rock formations to inspect! Geological studies can be fascinating all around, and even if it's confirming suspicions held from a surface scan, the knowledge is always useful to her.Someday she'll graduate - what's her plan then?
>>26981906
Previous thread.
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>filly
One-Waifu-One-Horsebando Act is now live. Go choose your horses!
Forced
Filly
Transformation
>filly
I want to rape every single filly posted in this thread.
>>26988688
>Nobby starts posting draw requests right as the old thread is about the drop off the board.
Do you think ALL the crystal stuff requires a fresh crystalling to keep things charged up?
We saw that the crystal pones lose their crystal shine. Would crystal corn turn back to regular corn?
>>26988671
i choose AJ and big mac
Why does Twilight stay in her castle and wait for a problem to happen instead of simply seeking out and destroying all forces of disorder/chaos/evil/etc.?
The hive where the changelings originated from should have been burned to the ground forever ago.
>>26988632
>Someday she'll graduate - what's her plan then?
make volcanoes
because bolder wants to see liquid rock
>>26988639
I'll choose this mare as my waifu.
The stallions can go die in a fire.
>>26988671
whoa rainbow dash was abandoned for scootaloo?
wowza
>>26988673
Why is she doing this
>>26988671
MINE
ALL MINE
>>26988671
I choose Celestia and Luna
>>26988705
I'd love to know more
>>26988738
...what?
>>26988764
i was surprised to see scoot in that pic and not rd is all
>>26988703
does it really matter
>>26988705
What difference does being crystal make anyway?
Why do they live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, with the constant threat of instant deep freezing and yak invasions? What about being crystal makes it worth it?
>>26988787
visible internal cumshots
>>26988780
So where do they go after their dinner date?Do they dance?Or see a movie?Would Celestia have special 'Princess Premium' seating?
>>26988780
But all your (you)'s will be gone soon!
>>26988775
>he thinks that that's apple bottoms
Senpai
That's a random unicorn iirc
>>26988725
Twilight and her friends aren't murder hobos Anon.
>>26988775
that's not xieril in the pic
and I don't think that's Scootaloo
>>26988801
she's tired of all that courtship crap
she just wants to fuck
>>26988780
FUCKING HELL ANON SLIP A PILLOW UNDER THAT ASS YOU UNGRACEFUL SOD BE A GENTLEMAN.
>>26988780
So they went back to the castle and fucked like rabbits right?
>>26988811
that isn't scootaloo?
huhn
>>26988820
They went back to anon'smother'shouse. Which is where he lives.
Celestia proceeded to call her mom even though she's like 100 times her age.
>>26988780where's Anons fork?
>>26988799
Fuck that'd be awesome, and pretty. Cause they sparkle
>>26988801
Celestia has to sit in the handicap section because she's too big for the normal seats
she doesn't go out to the movies too often
>>26988848
Celestia actually wasn't given a fork because horses just eat off the plate, she took anonsI forgot to draw it
>>26988862
cuddle time again? already?
twilight you fiend
>>26988864
>she passes the fork back
>it's saturated with her copious horse saliva
>>26988842
If I ever went on a date, that's probably how it'd end.
>>26988876
>it's not going in your food, Anon~
>the fork starts sinking below the table
>the night takes a decidedly poor turn.
>>26988842
>she sits on the couch and gossips with your mother about you
>she sees all your baby photos
>laughs about stories of your school years
>hears about all the failed relationshipsThen she fucks you in the back room.She tells you to call her mommy
>>26988780
hey thanks for drawing my request nobster
anon looks pretty great and celestia looks greatly pretty
>>26988913
Is it time?
Filly has been tempted by the dark side of the force.
>>26988943
>>26988964
how motherly
Just watched the new episode. It was alright,I guess.
Something about Rarity opening more stores and achieving her dreams really satisfies me.
Though I do kind of wonder what the writers could do next for her, in terms of development.
>>26988725
Because Friendship is Magic is not Equestria Divided, Archmagister.
>>26988982
YOUR NOT MY MOM CELEST
>>26988995
>Though I do kind of wonder what the writers could do next for her, in terms of development.
Oh it's simple she'llget a boyfriend.
>>26989007
Don't do this to me Anon.
>>26989005
So what? Aren't you going to kiss her?
i made a thing
https://derpibooru.org/1124932
>>26988995
I think the opening new stores thing is kind of played out. The problem is that we seem to get new writers every season so they don't want to branch out a character's personality their very first time writing an episode, so we kind of get more of the same.
>>26989005
>suni's doing hurtful things to Celestia.png
>>26988943
wew
>>26989024
hey that's a pretty good thing
>>26989024
that's pretty cool, good jorb
>>26989024
Good work
>>26989027
The story wasn't really about it, though, it was just a convenient character excuse to have her tag along
>>26989007
She's the only member of the main 6 who's shown any interest in getting a boyfriend.
So yeah it'll probably happen eventually.
>>26989048
The story wasn't but most of Rarity's dialogue was for half the episode which made it a little slow.
>>26989024
Oh my word, wow.
I would've never made gotten those allusions.
Places in the show? Similar, to like, places irl?
WHAT?
>>26989024
>the fucked up sidewalk
heh
>>26989050
But Fluttershy already has one.
>>26989059
>Oh boy, a thing I can get mad about!
>>26989067
Her live-in cuck-slave doesn't count.
>>26988671
No thank you, I'm not into netorare
Thanks for the offer, though
>>26989059
I didn't recognize a couple. Not everyone knows New York landmarks, especially non-Americans.
Does anyone else really love this episode? I've watched it multiple times, something I've rarely done. I dunno why but it was the most fun I've had with an episode in a long, long while
>>26989105
what in particular did you like about it?
>>26989091
How is having two ponies that love you netorare?
Are you too autistic to not be able to please both ponies at once?
>>26989105
Same boat anon.
I hardly ever rewatch episodes unless with friends or mlpg.
but I rewatched this one immediately.
>>26989105
it was pretty cute
pinkie and rarity are fun together
How is that torch even supposed to work?
Hooves are fucking magic.
>>26989027
I don't think Rarity having opened one store means that the concept is entirely played out. I wouldn't want another episode about it, and after a few times it would get stale, but opening her second shop away from home (in Manehatten no less) is big enough of a deal to matter. I had no problems with it, in fact I liked it.
>>26989112
Uh, I can love more than one pony, but not in a relationship
>autistic
Oh
>>26989105
It was 22 minutes of cute ponies doing cute thangs.
>>26989035
>>26989045
>>26989046
>>26989059
thank you
i love new york
i've visited several times in the past and it's a very distinctive city
i posted a few pics of FAO schwartz the other day here
i guessed the restaurant was tavern on the green, but i'm not sure if it was a reference or not
>>26989066
new york city sidewalks have a very distinctive look to them
you'd recognize them just by looking
they are typically covered with splotches of old gum
>>26989129
How is that netorare though.
>>26989145
Yeah, I don't think I need to explain that to you
If Rarity's stores exclusively stock things she makes herself. And she was running herself ragged with the canterlot one.
How in the name of fuck is she gonna manage three at once?
>>26989151
She'll have to find someone to manage it like she did int Canterlot I suppose.
>>26989151
Be exclusive as fuck.
>>26989105
for me it was the worldbuilding
i love new york and it was neat to see the show pay tribute to so many famous landmarks
also pinkie + rarity = fun
>>26989147
>nah I don't like netorare
>how is that netorare
>i'm not gonna tell u lol
Tie the noose family
WHAT IF
ANONworking at one of Rarity's outlegs
pony should pony pony
>>26989187
I disagree.
>>26989178
>a relationship involving more than two people isn't netorare
There's nothing to explain, anon
By all means, tie it for yourself
Have a cute pony, because maybe you'll understand this discussion isn't pony
>>26989175
>i love new york and it was neat to see the show pay tribute to so many famous landmarks
i remember seeing a chart where they said they're putting more money into the show's development. apparently stuff like this is where it's going.
>>26989178
The Surch for Burch is over
>>26989024
good job!
>>26989197
but anon
that's LITERALLY not what NTR is
>>26989197
It isn't netorare though lol kys
>>26988671
Fluttershy and any cute stallion that we both like
>>26989210
>>26989217
This discussion isn't going anywhere, where are the ponies?
Remember, fillies are important.
Holy shit this show is great
>>26989122
ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᶰᶦᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ
>>26989228
you were the one that started this family
don't bail out because you're getting cold feet
>>26989239
they aren't really
but at least they're cute
NTR is pretty hot
>>26989248
Roll for stealth
>>26989248
wake pony up
>>26989243
Stargate or Pony?All three is the correct answer
>>26989244
That statue is still a qt.
>>26989250
Can you show me where the ponies are?
>>26989248
>>26989268
Both.
where are the ponies?
The stigma to NTR is that /pol/ accused it of being a race traitor fetish, right?
So why is it not taboo for you using the same logic to fuck a pony
you are venturing outside of your entire species
You may go to Equestria.
But there are two conditions.
1: You must become a pone
2:You don't get magic hoofgrip.
>>26989272
that's so mean Luna gosh
>>26989288
alright, I want to be a pegapone
>>26989287
>The stigma to NTR is that /pol/ accused it of being a race traitor fetish, right?
No. NTR was hated before /pol/ went wild with the cuck thing, and anyway that wasn't the reason.
>>26989237
>that <3
>>26989275
Anon, you appear to have made a mistake in your post
You're not posting ponies!
>>26989288
Do all the other ponies have magic hoofgrip? Can I choose to be a unicorn?
>>26989287
The only people who like NTR are fundamentally wrong in the brain.
It's a shit fetish on par with guro and scat.
>>26989187
>>26989288
>no magic hoofgrip
That's grade A bullshit. All ponies have that, why not me.
Unicorn
>>26989287
No, NTR is bad it's not even a /pol/ meme.
The only time I liked NTR was in The Fall of Little Red Riding Hood and other instances of feminization/TG.
>>26989244
>>26989122
i like how the only way to make the torch look ok is when the hoof is around it, so no matter what angle it is, the artist bends the hoof around
there is nothing wrong with watching your waifu get fucked by another pony
prove me wrong
>>26989300
>that pic
worth it
>>26989248
why are ponies so cute?
>>26989331
yep, that's a filly butt
>>26989332
Dash is great with a bow or pony tail
>>26989334
draw more dash nerd
>>26989334
>>26989340
this please thanks
>>26989334
those look like cats to me
>>26989330
I can't, NTR is literally the patrician's fetish
>>26989347
but ponies are cats
>>26989311
but why
I mean it's not my cup of tea but I don't get why it in particular is singled out
>>26989287
no
NTR was some weaboo porn that triggers weaboos because they identify with the cuck or some stupid nonsense
Cuck was just a /pol/ meme for letting another man have your gf/wife
Only idiots and normies think cuck was ever a race thing, part of what set off the cuckening/pol/ harbor was /pol/ making fun of moot being cucked by that one girl who wrote a thesis on him and he became le luggage lad of old, no race involved, just good ol cuckery
>>26989237
GAY
>>26989371
HEY XIERIL
>>26989386
boop
>>26989340
but there's stuff happening right now
>NTRhttp://exhentai.org/g/877882/eb4523b3c2/
>>26989105
episode was pretty garbage lad
>>26989398
Rumble please
how long are you going to be a colt for
>>26989395
like what
>>26989399
you're garbage lad
>>26989366In my case, it's because I find it personally repugnant that anyone, even under the effects of drugs, would abandon their partner/husband/wife. I hate all three involved in an NTR scenario. The cucked for letting things get to that point, the intruder for breaking into that relationship with no goals beyond sex, and the unfaithful partner for being unfaithful. It is a garbage fetish that's either misery porn or glorifying the act of destroying relationships/marriages.
>>26989410
boring uni stuff
>>26989429
gaaaaaay
>>26989422
see what I mean
weaboos read too much into a literal porn story
we have this talk all the time on /a/ and you wouldnt believe the logic leaps they make to justify their knee jerk reaction to ntr
>>26989429
>pic
same
i want to finish this episode though
>>26989429
>going to uni
>not doing a trade
Look at this jobless loser
>>26989410
nah m8
gonna easily be s6s worst ep
>>26989367
>because they identify with the cuck or some stupid nonsense
I've fapped to gore, rape, body horror, scat and none of it is even 1/10th as upsetting as NTR.
I can't wrap my head around why anyone would enjoy it in a pure form, mixed with other fetishes, sure, but on it's own it's terrible.
>>26989398
Rumbler please stop.
Post something nice most people can enjoy like horses or milfs
>>26989442
I'm sorry Dash
not everyone is as talented and wealthy and attractive as you
>>26989447
see: you're garbage lad
>>26989439
I did admit that it was a personal opinion. Relationships, to me, are something that should not be taken lightly. That could be a result of my being Catholic and taking the "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife" commandment at face value.
>>26989457
nah
nah
Looks like Princess Celestia's got something to say!
https://e621.net/post/show/863097
>>26989462
yeah
yeahgarbage lad
>>26989456
I bet that gets her snootle all wet when she drinks like that
>>26989458
Didn't the Church also say porn is the same as coveting?
Are you doing le loophole and only looking at drawings? sneaky sneaky!
>>26989403
>>26989465
m8 pls
nah
the ep was garbo
>>26989486
i had no idea there was an episode of the show about you
lad
>>26989470
Anon she might be fast and a daredevil but she knows how to drink tea
>>26989484
Older Rumble looks hella rad
>>26989442
my nigga
laborers union all day
>>26989496
>but she knows how to drink tea
yeah with a dripping wet muzzle
>>26989495
m8
if the ep is me
and im garbo
then the ep is garbo
ergo
the ep was garbo lad
tbph
(to be pretty honest)
>>26989495
>>26989512
>I will TURN THIS THREAD AROUND mister
>>26989512
too bad
you're garbo and your have garbo opinions
lad
>>26989485
I saw /tv/ immediately get mad at this
>>26989502
>union
LABOR CARTELS GET OUT OF MY FREE MARKET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26989509
she can get her snoot as wet as she likes
I'll clean her up everytimewith smoochesand paper towels
I bet Rainbow Dash is a veteran tea drinker
>>26989520
I went to see some anger and found this instead
would be funny to have Shatner in an episode
>>26989518
I may have garbo opinions
but the ep
is pretty garbo lad
just
lad
just
it's garbo
>>26989528
She just can't help getting that snout of hers wet all the time
>>26989545
>Asia for 5 months
RIP ladyboy assholes
>>26989485
>>26989545
ahaha that's great
still not gonna top weird al though
>>26989539
ponies drink a lot of tea, don't they
>>26989564
it would for me in the sense that I'd be much more excited for it
Though performance wise, Weird Al will probably never be topped for celebrity appearances
Jim Parsons and Patrick Warburton eps when?
>>26989570
there's not much else to do as a pony
>>26989439
I'm not a weeaboo and I can't really see the pleasure in NTR.
I usually don't hate fetishes but NTR is just something I can't understand.
>>26989574
Yeah. Shatner would be pretty exciting. What would an episode with him be like?
>>26989580
Why don't they drink coffee or something?
>>26989595
I'm sure if he wanted to voice someone they'd design a character that was basically him in pony form. They'd be stupid not to have Discord in the episode too.
Maybe Shatner could voice some guard captain looking for fights all the time.
>>26989522
fuck off donald
>>26989588
well
it's porn, usually with very hot women
and the women gets dominated sexually and loses all inhibition
This would be otherwse normal porn except it has a story with some guy being cheated on and that somehow ruins the porn for people
the only explanation I have is people are triggered by that unironically and take a porn fiction too personally
>>26989545
>shatner is off to fuck more asian traps
godspeed
>you will never fuck pony traps with William Shatner
It hurts
>>26989605
not a coffee, just "ACTI FLEX 4000"
>>26989605
with some fiber laxatives, right?
>>26989667
rip your heart
>>26989663
goars are ponies too
Pony just won the lottery.
>>26989730
is she gonna share?
>>26989615
It doesn't take a lot for a fantasy to be ruined, it's not about taking it seriously it's about seeing something you don't like.
I wnat to get applejack a goat she can pet whenever.
>>26989760
that would be a very good gift and she would like that
>>26989760
She probably already has goats at her farm Anon. She has a lot of farm animals
>>26989741
in a chinese porn drawing. how people not find that ridiculous is infinitely more confusing than ntr
if you get offended by the most fantastical premises in Taiwanese nude advertisements, then why bother with them at all
>>26989663
CUTE
DORKS
>>26989834
I'd nerd with that dork
>>26989834
Like this one?
>>26989834
>>26989848
especially that one
>>26989857there should be a picture of the mlpg main 6 like those background pony main 6 spinoffsGloomy, marker, and junior are a must, but who else? Sleepyhead? sad sack? hobo? almond? the coffee one?
>>26988735
>die in a fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIatVBhTchE
PSSSD
>>26989901
okay what's the secret?
>>26989912
jesus christ, kill yourself
>>26989909
Not "PSSST", "PSSSD".
>>26989912
kill yourself
>>26989917
are you okay anon
>>26989917
I'll get the Romans to do it for me
>>26989917
>>26989925
>a minute apart
ass
>>26989936yes hi hello
>>26989940
I want her to bite me.
>>26989940
>21:29
>22:24
are you dumb
>>26989945
>>26989936
>>26989943
fuck off holy shit
>>26989945
I want to talk about lewd things in the lewd thread
Shitposters are an evil that must be fought
>>26989953
>>26989963
shitpost somewhere else lads
>>26989966Sounds good to me
>>26989990
I was just pointing out that he was dumb because it was less than a minute. He was being stupid mathematically. I can't have that.
>>26990009
Well then I'd like to talk about forced transformation.
Forced transformation that involves a corrupted Princess of lewd.
>>26989663
>Sign clearly says "Do Not Climb Fence"
>Applejack's climbing over it anyway
>>26990055
yeah whatever
that sign only applies to lesser ponies
How sweet was that episode?
If you love the filly let her go-
to the concert.
I like him too guys but come on. Put all this enthusiasm towards making something that isn't just noise.Like, nobody is stopping you from writing about horsecock bouquets pumping out impossibly musky hyperspunk.
>>26990072
she's not old enough, she needs a chaperone
>>26990072
Ebin
>>26990073
unf
>>26990027
>this will never be a game
The battle system looks so cool
>>26990067
It's cute that a mud pony actually believes that there are ponies "less" than her.
>>26989848
CUTE dorks, anon.
>>26990081
shut up Glimmer no one even likes you
>>26990090
I like her.
>>26990093
I BET YOU LIKE BAD THINGS
YOUR OPINION IS DIFFERENT THAN MY OWN
>>26990104
>the shitposters credo
https://derpiboo.ru/1125035
This is the proper human-pony size difference.
>>26990072
BECAUSE LOVE ONLY GETS YOU DOWN SING IT
>>26990114
Wat?
>>26990073
But I can't write.
or draw.
>>26990072
by herself? absolutely not.
>>26990132
It's easier to write than you think. Just read a lot of stuff and try to pick up as much of that style as you can. Also if that's too much flail at the keyboard about sexy stuff, then pad it out with lavish descriptions.
>>26990144
Fillies are so cute
>mfw no more fucking nyx threads
>>26990156
that one in particular, I liked her recent cameo
nobby shouldn't be the only one to draw her
>>26990144
Filly Glim Glam is cutest.
>>26990181
>try and give her filly sized portions for a meal
>she whines that it isn't equal to yours
>>26989120
Truth.
They're my favorite duo.
>>26990071
Super sweet
>>26990185
>>26990224
Flick filly.
>>26990224
You can have half of my DICK.
You tiny pushy horse.
>>26990258
Pinkie Pie was only shown from the top half up for like half the episode
>>26990156
>>26990277
That might have been the cutest scene in the entire show
>>26990277
>>26990303
man that was really rude of her
>>26990303
I hate it when pank does stuff like that on the show.
>>26990319
I wouldn't think so much of it normally
but look at how fucking happy that filly was and she just swoops in and fucks it up
Hello yes I will have one pony please.
>My little pony-linkin park AMV
>>26990358
Sorry sir we're all out, may I offer you a griffon instead?
>>26990303
Man, fuck Pank
>>26990181
Why glim glam when you can Shim Sham?
>>26990339
I just hope that at least she bought her a cute plushie to make up for it
>>26990380
probably not, fillies have a hard life
Morning in MLPG Shimmers~
>>26990376
>>26990439
Pure, unfiltered cancer.
Pinkie fucks fillies' lives up, but surely she's not heartless enough to do the same to griffon chicks, right?
Does Pony have the skillz to pay da billz?
Experimenting ponies.
>>26989545
So, is that a confirmation for season 7? The scripts and voices for 6 are probably done by now, considering those are some of the first things in the production
Twilight found a book.
>>26990520
Don't worry, Fluttershy knows how to fix it.
>>26990520
Twilight now, you'll grow all weird with tentacles and shit. Put it back.
>>26990457
holla holla get dolla
>>26990543
why do ponies price things like that
>>26990530
Rainbow beat you to it, Flutterbutter.
>>26990546
why are nips ponies so cute
and then he draws them gored or some shit
fuck
i just want to hug them
>>26990565
Do you want to hug his ponies before or after they've been gored and raped?
>>26990533
But it promises magical power and ancient knowledge.
>>26990546
>Charging to show you hers
You have no pants on.
I can see it for free whenever I like.
>>26990574
how about you fuck off m8
my pones will be pampered as fuck
I am rediscovering my love for this pony
>>26990645
Whatever happened to hobo pony?
>>26990653
Ded because Tess stopped drawing her.
>>26990653
she's ded
but not in my heart
THIS IS A STICK-UP
PUT THE BITS IN THE SADDLEBAG
>>26990727
Oh, I'll put my "bits" into ponies "bag"
>>26990727
I ONLY HAVE THREE BITS
AND THEY'RE CHOCOLATE WITH THE GOLD FOIL WRAPPERS
>>26990727
I'll trade you for that gun.
>>26990727
I'll give you 30 bits to kill gloomy
think about it, nothing will be between you and anon
>>26990744
>>26990745
I miss that guy
>>26990727
I don't have any bits. I have central bank notes created through debt though.
What if a pony had two butts?
>>26990797
Add a third for science.
>>26990797
you would need two dicks
>>26990797
>>26990815
http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_Season_7
I don't even...
>>26990855
>the further down you go the longer and more autistic the descriptions get
This is hilarious.
>>26990855
>>26990863
>there are people in the comments who actually like some of the ideas
>>26990855
>obvious self insert OCs
>eight antagonists in one season
>two queens
>awful names all around
>that autistic opener
good lord this is going to be bad
>>26990855
>"Pinkie Pie keeps bothering Rarity until Rarity tells her to leave her alone. Pinkie Pie finally decides to leave, but when they are going opposite ways, their tails become entangled and discover that they could be stuck together...forever?!"
That actually sounds fucking hilarious.
>>26990863
I didn't actually read most of them, but watching them grow in length as I skipped to the very end made me laugh when I read it
>>26990903
QUIT EATING ALL THE FUCKING DONUTS YOU FUCKING BLUE FREELOADER
>>26990898
What's preventing Rarity from cutting her tail like she did at the start of the show?
>>26990855
You people are hating on these retarded prompts right now but you know as well as I if they actually became real episodes you'd be tripping over each other to praise them.
>>26990901
Almost every episode has his terrible OCs shoved in. He's basically writing the Glorious Donut Steel (and Some Other Fuckwads) Show.
>>26990919
I mean, maybe
>>26990919
We grumble about half the actual professionally written episodes and hate a good handful. You're just mad that your writing is shit.
>>26990916
A famous fashion pony is coming to photograph rarity at the end of the week? And her tail is superglued to Pinkies to the point where she'd need to shave it bald to come unstuck.
Twilight has a spell but she's visiting Canterlot for a few days.
What is she saying?
>>26990940
That is a very pretty cat
>>26990941
>"I'M PREGNANT!"
>>26990941bang my ass
>>26990941
she wants her turn to be the balloon
play with the foal filled pink pony princess
>>26990941
"I want to come Inside"
>>26990950
go the fuck home pinkie
>>26990954
question
does that artist do chub
>>26990968
"play"
>>26990968
You wanna watch Aliens, Condense?
>>26990954
Coming Soon:
"Too Many Alicorns"
I can't fucking believe the future is finally here!
>>26990972
doesn't look like it, unless this counts as chub: https://derpibooru.org/908302
but here's their gallery if you want to check: http://mrwestcoast.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>26990987
There already are too many alicorns.
>>26990993
>mrwestcoast
I honestly can't believe I didn't recognize their style
Thanks anon
>>26990987
>Coming Soon:
>>26991008
I'd say we have Just Enough now
>>26990934
Rarity managed to make an entire fashion line good enough to win one of the most prestigious fashion shows in Equestria with just the junk in a hotel room in less than a few days.
I'm pretty sure she could make a short tail work. Or she could just make photos where her tail isn't visible? She's a designer, not a model so she doesn't need full body shot. And seeing how mane extensions exist she could just repurpose a few as tail extensions.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE AN ALICORN, ANON!
>>26991013
Two is enough. No more, no less.
>>26991027
I'm going to be the alicorn of princesshood and help all the other ponies ascend!
>>26991072
>>26991075
Is Applejack going to ram her futacock into Spikes delicate boipussy?
>>26991075
>tfw GG is ded and hats us
>>26991148
do what
I miss old MLPG where though slow, there was still steady discussion 'round the clock. Really helped me get through some rough nights.
>>26991148
HERE'S SOMETHING
IT'S DASHIE'S ID
>>26991148
>>26991167
>>26989442
Is programming a trade?
>>26991187
what the fuck
>>26991184
How much does a Small Pony weigh?
>>26991148
>>26991198
75% of medium pony
>>26991184
>ID doesnt list her speed
its fake
>>26991205
on the back it just says "fast"
>>26991202
Tfw I actually know what childrens book that's referencing.
Nostalgia of my dad reading me bedtime stories under the beam of a flashlight... Damn
Is it being overly optimistic to expect a trailer/teaser of some sort for the movie at SDCC this year?
>>26991231
shit i forgot about the movie
>5ever
#triggered
>>26991220
No idea what happened to all my childhood little golden books.At 31 all I have is a box full of stephen king books, a far side anthology, and one of 'cartoons' featured in The New Yorker.
h-her big
>>26991271
>>26991276
Gross, she's all human an shit.
Pass.
>>26991286
well one of you has to be the human
she thought you wanted a turn as a pony
>>26990987
This is literally never gonna happen doe
Filly has test. Filly is not sleep. Help filly sleep for important test. Life is depend on test, shape filly future!
>>26991340
>>26991231
>most bad 2 parters were written by Carthy McMeghan
>she's working on the movie now
>>26991355
I wonder what happened to that Ice Age guy they had writing it. Sucks he basically got the boot because Sony is an awful company.
>>26991352
Stop! You are choke the filly! Filly must be bed with care! Please, care the filly!
>>26991376
REST
NOW
>>26991378
Dissapoint! You do not care filly well! Filly is ignore you for life! Filly put on hearing phones of music and sleeps. Tomorrow filly will seek guidance of other human, one more wisdom and caring than current keeper! Shame!
>>26991383
sounds like Filly learned a valuable lesson
mission accomplished
>>26991340
Okay, filly, you can't just cram for all of these tests. You need to be spending more weektime studying! But we can try. How do flash-cards work for you?
>>26991397
Blyat! Filly life is ruined! Filly will never be hard worker! Filly is lazy and not work! Is much shame to commrades who no longer friend Filly!
>>26991413
I provide filly clothing of Adidas and vodka.
do you guys know any good minecraft mods?
>>26990270
its just like in zoey 101 where they had to do the same thing when she gotpregnant
>>26990855
>CTRL - F Moondrop
>46 results
hue
>>26991403
Ah! Filly found proper and wise human! Please, care Filly! Filly learns best by by listen, but care, no yell at Filly. Filly not have ear insurance.
>>26991435
Stay up with filly going through her books.Until she falls asleep
>>26991435
We all know you don't study.
NOW
REST
>>26991443
love filly, guide filly, protect filly, die saving filly from chariot, filly will remember you, filly becomes batmare, filly is protector of the night, filly is the mare this village deserves but not the mare it need right now
>>26991443
Filly is grateful of new human. She dream of good things. Filly will succeed thanks to wisdom of human. Thanks you, wise human, now Filly life is long and healthy!God damn! This stupid ass story I've kept up makes me want to make a Ruskie filly oc
>>26991457
You may as well write that fanfic because roleplaying is forbidden
>>26991451
What if filly is inspired by something else and becomes, like, Chickenmare
penetrate the book horse
>>26991550
She probably smells like depression and Twilight...
>>26991550
I wish people would write more lewd with her.
Yo, someone order some Weird Fetish Shit™?
https://derpibooru.org/1125035
>>26991582
I liked >>26991550 because it made her look like wanting the D had just overcome her hesitation, and also like she really needs the attention.
Also, she is pleasantly musky and has good personal hygiene.
>>26991586
I prefer this sort of thing.
http://i.imgur.com/5JFYX36.webm
>>26991550
>Took the glasses off.
0/10 would not bang.
>>26991625
you know, I like that too
thank's for sharing!
>>26991429
>>26990855
Check the uploaders page.
http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/User:RetroGameFan9000
>>26991703
goddamn it
http://gree443.deviantart.com/art/Gree-Prays-for-Paris-572874024
>>26991734
http://gree443.deviantart.com/art/VHS-World-394888548
Pony latches onto your leg with all four of hers.
>>26991802
5 years
I've spent 5 years masturbating to horses
Have a morning filly, MLPG.
>Today is Read a Road Map Day
Because this pony needs toEXPLORE EQUESTRIA
>>26991878
That's a nice filly
More fillies!
Stop farming the ponies for free hugs and just move on to the next area already
>>26991903
>>26991903
That's a pretty cute stallion
>150 posts in 6 hours
super ultra mega hyper dead
>>26991948
>super ultra mega hyper
unf
>>26991948
It's 8am. I haven't even had my coffee yet.
lately i can't stop thinking about having amazing anal sex with my stallion bro
i'm not gay though
>>26991955
is that this
https://derpibooru.org/1093178
>>26991948
It's a beb that feeds on itself. Since there is hardly ever going anything on at this time people stop checking frequently.
>>26988780
At first I thought his left hand was just a box with tissues and that Anon was furiously jerking it at the dinner table
>>26991948
Blame the Euros. They aren't meeting their posting quotas.
>>26991964
I just want to cuddle with a cute stallion
>>26992019
I want to cuddle a big stallion
>>26992019
i want naked cuddles with my dick safely ensconced in his butthole while i play with his balls and dick
in a just-friends way
how do earth ponies and pegasi even do anything with their fat hooves
how did they build a civilization
>>26992040
>Twilight with a cape
I'm listening
>>26992040
That evil Fluttershy is adorable
I bet her declarations of war on all ponykind would be met with choruses of d'awwwwwwws and requests to rub her belly
>>26991880
I've read so many mapsDoesn't mean I'm great at it though
>>26991880
>backpack hits her neck with every step she takes
>>26992059i was about to write something in her voice
but then that would be roleplaying, right?
>>26992067
Do it nerd
>>26989545
Who would you like to see voicing a character as guest star?Danny Trejo for me
>>26992109
will ferrell asflutterbrother
>>26992109
Patrick Stewart
>>26992109
Brian Blessed as Fluttershy's brother
>ponies
>>26992109
I don't know, maybe Peter Capaldi
Pony feels threatened.
>>26992169
That Lyra is very pretty
>>26992205
Ruffle her mane
>>26992169
>>ponies
>>26992205
Boop pony to establish friendship.
>>26992227
lyra loves wearing pretty dresses
what if lyra had an irish accent
what if lyra and bon bon are shown going on a datewith their boyfriends
>>26992352
Bonbon is too hateful for any stallion to love her
>>26992352
Plot twist: it's a double date and the stallions are a gay couple
>>26988787
I wonder...
Does being crystal-charged give you more magic?
Could the Crystal ponies be the ubermench of Equestria?
>>26992361
Slander. Bon Bon is a beautiful mare who would do nothing but please her beloved coltfriend.
>>26992385
>>26992352
It would be cute, plus we get to see the rage from a ship burning.
>>26989429
>>26989434
>>26989442
Wait, is going to Uni seen as a bad thing in America?
Here in the UK, going to Uni is seen as quite impressive.
>>26992385
Bonbon only likes Lyra and seals
>>26989659
Fuck.
Rough hair RD just unfs it for me.
Help.
I want to give filly her first ocummie
>>26992402
Ausfag and one of the people you gave a (You) to here, I've just finished uni and it's seen as a pretty cool thing here. Dunno what it's like in the US though
>>26990303
>>26992408
i know, cartoon ponies being roughed up with messy manes and those hashmark things are adorable
>>26990465
>>26992402
it depends on what you're studying. hard science is fine, but liberal arts degrees are essentially a waste of time and money.
>>26991072
Wait...
Was Lauren following the Rule of the Sith? There is only two, a Master and an Apprentice?
>>26992432
i like celestia's sexy long legs
My cuckolding girlfriend.
>>26992437
...what is a liberal arts degree?
I mean, I can somewhat infer from the name, but...what exactly is it?
>>26992498
shit like literature or art history
>>26992402
it's not like it's a bad thing
I'm just really tired
that's a very well prepared filly tho
>>26992498
Humanities and shit.
Philosophy, Psychology, Literature, Women Studies, Black Studies, pretty much any major dealing with social issues. I'm a History major, so I'm technically liberal arts, but I'm just using it as a prerequisite to law school.
>>26992402
Xieril isn't an American, he's like a BR or some other third worlder.
>>26992527
I should also mention that while it isn't necessarily bad to do these things it is bad to go like 100k or more into debt with student loans to get one, then end up as a waiter earning minimum wageplus tips
>>26992527
>women's studies
For when you need to know how to have babies and make sandwiches.
>black studies
Learning the proper way to ferment human feces to get high.
Filly ate an entire bucket of KFC.
you have a filly not-so-secret admirer
she's constantly stalking and watching you
what do
>>26992599
give her a hat
>>26992599
Thankfully I almost never leave my house.
>>26992599
adopt her
urgh
>>26992613
would you teach your filly fan how to be more like you?
>>26992599
Boop her and then scratch her belly
>>26992599
Run
Run and hope she can't find me
>>26992622
Heavens no
>>26992595
why is she so attractive
>>26992629
what sorts of activities would you want her to do?
what sort of mare would you train her to be?
>>26992630
buns + uniform
>>26992634
Oh hey look
xieril's going to dump Rainbow Dash for a new pony waifu for the millionth time
see this
https://derpibooru.org/1123252
what do
>>26992633
I would take her to filly school everyday, help her with her homework, watch TV or play games with her, make her tasty but also nutritious meals, and then tuck her in nice and cozy so she has a good night's sleep.
A nice, gentle and caring mare, for sure.
>>26992641
nah
just answering that guy's question
>>26992649
>people have thumbed this image up
>>26992651
that sounds fucking lame
i'd train her to be a ninja
she's so pretty
there are so many pretty ponies in this show
>>26992671
>have a ninja filly daughter
>she uses those camouflage sheets wrong but you still act surprised when she jumps out and "surprise" hugs you
>>26992671
Don't train the fillies how to be a ninja. You'll get them hurt.
>>26992702
i'll do whatever the fuck i want with my fillyyes, even that
growing up with your waifu or horsebando
>>26992730
raising filly or colt to be your little wife or husband
grooming your filly daughter to be your wife
please don't marry the fillies or colts
>>26992730
great. another alternate future where shit's fucked.
Marry the fillies and colts. Marry all of them and have lots of little satyr children with each and every one.
>>26992762
I'm going to go back in time and marry Dash as a filly
>>26992780
Starlight Glimmer/Twilight you need to stop going back in time and messing with fillies
I would molest the will to live out of filly Rombus Dosh.
>>26992788
what about a spinoff show where glim glam and twi travel throughout time and learn about pony history
also they molest a lot of fillies
Pony is going to go back in time to cuddle their younger self.
>>26989024
But why is it hidden behind a content tag?
>>26992770
me too
Filly is trying to drink your bleach again.
Pony is banned from time travel
>>26992833
you mean the spoiler tag for the new episode?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1viXlwfQ5qS
y/n
what is tornado filly's special talent?
>>26992862
Where are the ponies
>>26992863
Total destruction.
>>26992835
Yeah, if only there were ways she could satisfy someone without using her genitals…
>>26992863
Being molested
>Anon!
>>26992886
fillies are so cute
>>26992877Having her rest on my chest while I take a nap would already be rather satisfying
>>26992886
BACK
STAY BACK
I like to hose down my ponies in the yard for easy cleanup
>>26992935
>>26992958
that butthole is going to be so clean you could eat out of it
>>26992972
Will you eat out of my asshole, anonymous?
>>26992977
shut up filly
>>26992977
Where you raised in a barn? Where are you rmanners?
>>26992977i would die happy if a filly just walked up to me and asked me to do something extremely kinky and submissive like that
>>26992993
I hope you die, period.
>>26993000
You gotta be 18 to post here, kiddo
>>26993000
I'm going to give a rimjob to the next filly I see just for you anon.
>>26993011
Pony is coming out with a movie loosely based on the popular novel The Martian, but instead of space and mars it will be a pony and it needs to be petted.
>overexcited fillies
YES
>>26993045
what did I even do that warrants such excitement
>>26993042
I have never seen The Martian but I will watch her movie.
>>26993045
Did you ever draw more of that filly who loves Anon?
>>26993049
You gave them the best rimjobs of their little filly lives
>>26992595
Police pony getting kidnapped and raped by a bunch of Zebras.
Then sold into sex slavery.
>>26993049
you may have told them that you were an astronaut back home
and a cowboy
and a president
also you got their kite out of a tree for them
>>26993059
nah, I will today after class
>>26993083
you're just setting yourself up for embarrassment when they come to you in dire need of astronaut/cowboy/president skills.
>>26988732
BOULDER WHY
>>26993066
say what you will about fat guys
but we know how to eat
>>26993111
what? he likes 'em young.
a e s t h e t i c . p o n e
>>26993128
is it more lewd for filly to wear nothing but panties, or to run around with no panties?
>>26993141
>>26993151
>>26993183
>tfw Sexy Spitfire is dead and the artist is either MIA or dead
F
>>26992958
>>26993152
That is a very ugly pony. She is even uglier than Gemdork.
>>26993196
woah there anon
gemdork is a pretty hard pony to be uglier than
>>26993152
>>26993212
here is an uglier pony
>>26993196
>>26993212
I'm going to beat you both up
>>26993195
is maud autistic
>>26993216
10/10 would be aesthetic and listen to slowed down diana ross with
>>26993222
you should beat gemdork up
maybe it could fix her fucked up face
>>26993228
yes
but not in a bad way
>>26993228
No, she's just shit
>>26993233
I only beat up losers with bad opinions.
>>26993228
very
>>26993219
くたばれ
NEW HORSE WHERE?
>>26993245
anon, self-harm is never the answer
I love Princess Pinkie Pie