Ponies everybody should know edition
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie & Granny Smith) is due this Wednesday! Friendship is Magic #41 should follow next week!
Previous thread
>>26988632
>filly
>>26993259
dash is so good with fillies
>>26993259
>tfw you'll never be faster than the filly poster
I think I remember that film
in other news,I'm going to try and resume Necroquest next week
>>26993259
>28 seconds
Jesus Christ man.
>>26993268
I'm really hungry
>>26993287
>>26993287
>next week
>>26993290
How can I date statue of liberty pony?
>>26993300
she's a total slut who will let anyone go up inside her
>>26993273
what is stopping you from mashing f5 on /mlp/ board? just look for new thread there and dont wait for link in general.
>>26993293
>>26993292
go eat anon
>>26993259
i want to help that filly earn her merit badge in sex
>>26993313
How will she raise the sun like that?
>>26993296
it's almost weird to see Twilight reaction pictures without some terrible fetish post attached
>>26993299
I'm gonna be busy until like next Monday
so far it looks like I can run on Mondays, Wednesdays, and some Fridays
Pony is acting out her kinks again
>>26993327
>>26993328
I post a lot of Twilight reaction pictures and I never make fetish posts.
>>26993313
>>26993328
please do not tell me you dislike twilight enough to endorse that shit
>>26993323
Too poor to eat so I'm just going to look at suggestive images of ponies and food
>>26993365
not at all
she's a cute horse
>>26993326
why is noi so perfect
>>26993372
What a cozy horse
>>26993328
>it's almost weird to see Twilight reaction pictures without some terrible fetish post attached
No it isn't.
>>26993373
anon go steal some bread or cup noodles or something
it's not very hard
>>26993374
someone should edit that book into a big smelly horsedick
Big slut
>>26993383
>sits in her bed instead of lying
>>26993382
I don't know, you didn't post her.
Now I want a body swap episode more than ever.
Or an episode where they all imitate each other.
>>26993392
>stealing
Nah man nah
>>26993382
i want to buy that octopus plushie for noi
>>26993383
i love this animation
>>26993398
Twilight's a good pony
why would she lie
Noi?
More like A-NOI-ING.
>>26993394
Rarity is perfect
>>26993413
anon pls
don't die
>>26993413
>steal or go hungry
seems like an easy choice to me
unless you're one of those people who sees stealing some food as the same as robbing someone
Post superior posteriors.
>>26993427
That she is
>>26993413
Then go to a food bank
>>26993373
Maybe don't be such a NEET faggot then?
>>26993441
>>26993430
tabitha is the best
>>26993449
food banks are the stingiest motherfuckers
they wont give you anything and the people there are aggro as fuck
>>26993465
plus, have you seen the interest rates on donuts lately? unbelievable
>>26993464
Zibdadoodee
Rarity is a _____
Rainbow Dash is a _____
Pinkie Pie is a _____
Applejack is a _____
Fluttershy is a _____
Twilight is a _____
>>26993483
poner
>>26993483
The answer to all of them is "pony"
>>26993464
tabitha may be old but she's fucking sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYNvj6CG-dk
>>26993483
unicorn
pegasus
earth pony
earth pony
pegasus
unicorn
I like weatherponies, but I like weatherponies who do their jobs
This means no hijacking the weather facilities, ok?
This means no lying to your coworkers, no misdirecting the geese (who by the way are probably in China by now)
We're talking about a very mean, very nasty pony who lies and abuses her power, and then she cries and pretends to care about animals
We can't have it
>>26993459
One day
>>26993509
i'm against everything he stands for politically but i kinda want him to become president just for the 4 years of lulz every time i read the news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_J-q07w7Y
>>26993464
>>26993525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6YEV1l6E74
>>26993540
What a wonderful woman
>>26993551
Her OC is an alicorn?
>>26993523
I am increasingly paranoid
hope I don't get lynched
>>26993554
She want to be a princess
THE LAW
>>26993569
How could they expect her not to.
>>26993569
>>26993569
I just don't understand how one statue can be so hot
>>26993576
>Judge
More like selfish criminal
>>26993576
>terrorism
>judge
get lost
>>26993614
He's pretty much a terrorist himself to be honest.
>>26993441
This is one of my favorite horse butts
>>26993636
yeah, this is why i don't like people like dredd, batman, and other vigilantes
i kinda make an exception for daredevil and captain america because they at least try not to kill people and because they're super cool
but isn't it ironic that dredd would tell someone "don't you dare kill yourself or i'll kill you"
>>26993636
No he isn't.
>>26993582
The fact that our Statue of Liberty has more rule 34 than that one should be enough.
>>26993667
Daredevil and captain america are both huge mary sues. You're a faggot.
>>26993667
Cap kills.
>>26993523
I'm pretty sure he's going for 8
>>26993667
>but isn't it ironic that dredd would tell someone "don't you dare kill yourself or i'll kill you"
That is the joke I think.
>>26993673
i've fapped to a lot of stuff but i've never fapped to the statue of liberty
i guess, it's just that you can't really see her body under those robes
>>26993719
>>26993667
The entire world Dredd inhabits is extreme and was made to be absolute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRLlICw1UWk
>>26993727
What a fucking waste.
>>26993727
That sounds fucking disgusting
>>26993441
>>26993743
BIGGERMOUND
>>26993738
I'm going to smooch that hippie
>>26993743
fuck you guys for making me love horse assholes so muchalso for turning me a little gay
>>26993743
man that clit looks nice
>>26993441
>>26993727
fucking ruined perfectly good quesadillas
fucking stoners
>>26993768
I want towreckthat smile
Ponies' no weathermare, but she's expecting a few inches tonight.
>>26993849
All 4 and a half of em!
>>26993730
Dude isn't even a cop. They had to compress the entire legal system into a single job, which is why they're called Judges
>>26993676
they were based off of your life
I want to marry several ponies
>>26993441
I didn't see it posted in this thread or last thread, so here's the extended preview for Friends Forever #27.
>>26993925
why is the equestrian medical system so shit
>>26993925
>>26993933
>>26993945
>>26993950
>>26993959
Big Mac's tiny bum
>>26993959
>>26993969
That's all for now. Full comic should be out tonight.
>>26993978
pinkie is such a good girl
pony pony
>>26994019
https://derpiboo.ru/1125406
>>26994071
Dash is gross
>>26994071
that's not where a horse's vulva is
hell, it's not where a human woman's vulva is
>>26993400
I'm pretty sure Pinkie didn't turn into a basketball until that crappy S5 episode. This was a more enjoyable episode though
>WHAT DOES IT SPELL?!?!
>...it spells Maud.
I like Maud
fuck maud
Why doesn't Granny Smith just ask Twilight to make her young again?
>>26994089
excuse you
>>26994107
she is very small.
>>26993292
is this foodscat
>>26994114
UU
UU
>>26994114
Yes, very
>>26994105
>>26993523
eh
I could do with some changes
but im against literally everything hilary and bernie stands for
sorry obama you had 8 years for "change", time for the other side to take the wheel
>>26994131
why did you type four 'u's?
>>26994154
not to self
read my post aloud before hitting the submit button
>>26993667
That's the point of Dredd
>>26994154
Because it was extremely relevant
>>26994131
U Uu
UU Uc
>>26994175
Was opening a store in Manehattan part of your plan?
>>26993945
[banjo music intensifies]
>>26994036
WHWHWHWHWHWHHWHOOOOOOAAA
WHAT COMIC WAS THIS PANEL IN I NEED IT
>>26994160
>>26994154
I laughed harder than any banepost ever
Can't sleep, pone will cuddle me.
>>26994262
>not wanting to cuddled by your pone
>>26994183
Most certainly.
>>26994277
Scootaloo a cute. CUTE!
>>26994295
I don't like her voice
>>26994309
I don't like your FACE!
>>26994326
I like your face
>>26994390
>my face when
I am just a pony.
>>26994487
that's not abuse, that's murder
>>26994506
squares and rectangles
I'd probably hug Nyx
>>26994540
mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda
my boops
Hugs from your favorite pony
>>26994602
I'm afraid of hugs
>>26994572
ZA WARUDO
can someone give me a tldr of past sins so I can get caught up in this meme
>>26994617
>>26994617
I'm hooked on hugs.
>>26994624
I've never read it. I just think Nyx is kinda cute because of the nyxposting
>>26994653
wow you have a weak mind and are easily influenced!
>>26994664
I mean I never hated the character or her design
>>26993634
I like that guy
though he doesn't show up much at all anymore
any pony that gets a date out of Drizzle is fine by me
>>26994757
wow
its weird, sometimes mares and stallions look really close in height and then there's scenes like this where the difference is very noticeable.
>>26994757
I really like that manestyle
>>26994775
They are actually very different in size. There are some scaling issues where sometimes they make the stallion smaller but those are easy to identify if you know what to look for.
The puppets are designed to have the same eye size- when the stallion puppet is scaled down its eyes are notably smaller than the mares. They usually do pretty good with the puppet scaling by sex though so props to them for consistency in that department.
Here is a pretty good shot that shows three of the different puppets at the correct relative scale
>>26994624
Past Sins is classic villain apologist fanfiction plus a Mary Sue OC that drives the entire plot and makes canons act OOC
Post some ugly OCs.
>>26993978
I will concede that Garbowska is lacking in the action department but at least her ponies look cute and not like someone on LSD got into the Play-Doh
>>26994901
But his oc is a qt. I love his maneand I want to touch his butt
>>26994901
but all the pictures I have saved are of cute OCs
>>26994922
anon that is lewd
>>26994922
Butt touching you say!
>>26994929
thats a huge fucken one
>>26994775
>>26994811
SYMMETRICAL
PONY
MOUNTING
>>26994965
you got a problem with big ponies?
>>26994938
What about taking him on walks with a cute collar and leash?
>>26994946
And mane touching
>>26995017
all if it is perfectly acceptable
>>26994125
It's just a mare with ice cream in her panties.
>>26994979
I like big mares, but I have my limit
>>26995166
Dude I fucking love that OC
So damn cute
>>26995190
Is it time to post cute OCs we like?
>>26995199
>>26995256
Yes I'll buy that pair, thank you.
Appabam
>>26995199
>>26995328
>No suit
This is unacceptable.
>>26995340
fine, geez
>>26995343
That's better.
>>26995367
>posting monsters
anon pls
>>26995383
Monsters need love too
>>26995383
I wanna cuddle this pon a lot
And drink a bunch of Arizona tea and look at a bunch of net art stuff with her while we smooch
>>26995199
Remember that it's a fillies' duty to marry to Anons of a higher social and economic status to improve the standing of your house.
>>26995409
I want to badly hit on mares with this pony.
>>26995466
>social
>economic
So I'm going to be alone forever.
Fucking Fillies
>>26995671
>Rainbow Dash punches and abuses puppies
>>26995623
Being dominated by filly
>>26995699
that's crazy, Dash loves doggies
>>26995704
I want to see a filly or colt riding a diamond dog like this
>>26995704
lemon no
>>26995717
but dog doesn't wear the saddle
>>26995729
dog will wear the saddle and dog will like it
>>26995729
What about a cute diamond dog into pony fashion?
>>26995466
>tfw family crest is so obscure and away from the progenitor that no one takes the name seriously
I really wish there were complete genetic historians that could tell me what went wrong with my ancestors
>>26995765
My family history is pretty much nonexistent after about 3 generations because too many of them died drunk in gutters. Which is why I stay away from gutters.
>>26995765
>tfw your ancestry contains no pones
>>26995791
>anon gets drunk one day at his home and rewatches an episode
>remembers this one distant memory of a goodie and decides to settle for the nearest fast food because he can't get that snack at that time
>trips and bangs his head against the concrete near the gutter
>in his drunken fervor, he yells IT'S JUST LIKE THAT GYPSY WOMAN SAID
>>26995161
that is one of my all time favorite pics
>>26993846
W-why?
>>26995835
but why do you put food in the pony panties
filly got a pillow of you
>>26995843
that doesn't look anything like me
my beard is fuller
>>26995835
I wish I had more pictures of ponies with sweets in their panties
I can't decide if it's hot or cute.
>>26995843
have memes gone too far?
>>26995841
i have a huge food fetish (not fat)
and a huge pony fetish, they just go together so well.
>>26995843
That looks nothing like me.
A guy like that could totally kick my ass. I'm not even joking.
>>26995765
My grandmother found out that way, way, way, way back when, I had a family member in Austria that was a wealthy count. I guess I wasn't descended from one of the wealthy sons/daughters of his bloodlineand thankfully so because most of them all ended their bloodlines when Hitler gave them the gas, my great grandpappy is the only one of his 13 siblings to have survived scarlet fever and emigrated to Canada before WWII
I guess I'm pretty lucky...?
https://fuwa.se/f/1lS3eO.webm
>>26995843
that seems like a pretty nice quality pillow for $50
>>26995841
To enhance the flavor, of course. Many yummy treats reside just beyond the thin veil of silky, food stuffed panties.
>>26995843
If I had his clothes and about 10 more pounds, that would indeed be me
>>26995898
Rei pls get bearmode
>>26995872
>>26995880
Why am I naked in Bonbon and Lyra's kitchen.
I don't think I'd be walking around naked if a cute mare let me live with her and her girlfriend.
>>26995870
Found out a family member had a father in law from Germany
took me awhile to register that he moved here after the 40s. Missed an opportunity to meet a Nazi.
http://i.imgur.com/e8j7nQp.jpg
>>26995952
unf
>>26995843
>this has become the neckbeard meme
It sucks because I knew people who looked alot like that and they were awesome people, only ever met one turbo autist and he went gay I think
>>26995952
unf
>>26995914
I'd strip naked for Lyra if she wanted to see/handle the goods, though I'd probably do it when Bonbon wasn't in direct line of sight. I know she's only down for the poonanner, so she probably wouldn't appreciate seeing her partner fawning over my gigglestick.
>>26995952
Dragons are nice
>>26995870
My great-grandfather was top brass in the KKKthe other KKK
>>26995952
Yeah? What do you think I can do about that?
>>26995952
This is very very unfworthy. That feels strange to admit.
Do you think it's the same for ponies?
>>26995977
>Bonbon walks in on anon stripping for Lyra
>>26995991
with all the noise that hardly seems like a statement they can actually make
>>26995991
The fact that we can do this even at shitty resolution is absolutely incredible. I cannot wait until we utilize this technology for making artificial eyes
>>26996013
I can't wait for artificial ponies
>>26996013
>>I cannot wait until we utilize this technology for making artificial eyes
Oh god, I can already smell the drama if they make it possible to take pictures with those.
>>26996023
I just can't wait to be king.
>>26996027
This already happened at a mcdonalds in france years ago.
>>26995991
i think the only thing they proved is that the reconstructed bullshit is perceived as a cat face by humans
>>26996028
You'll have to marry Chrysalis first.or Sombra I guess
>>26995994
>Bonnie! Get over here and watch! Play with me while Anon gets naked!
>>26996027
If we learn to visualize memories, to whatever degree possible, it's not like our eyes don't already do that.
Also eye-cameras probably already exist for use by one-eyed people.
>>26996037
>>26995991
This. If they wanted to prove a point, they would have had the guy pass in front of that cat slowly so that we could clearly see the features, not give us this bigfoot still and try to make an outrageous claim.
>>26996042
whats in that love juice
>>26996044
That sounds like an easy ticket to sleeping on the couchand anon sleeping outside
>>26996060
>>26995952
>fucking a big strong dragon
>that's easily 2x your size
>>26995991
unironically spooky as all fuck
>>26996058
more discussions here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8
http://www.metafilter.com/106374/A-face-as-seen-from-inside-a-cats-brain
one good point made is that the recording is supposed to be directly of the cat's visual cortex with no "interpretation" done by the higher consciousness, which means that any "cat face" we see in the reconstructed image is OUR brains' interpretation, not the cat's interpretation
i actually have a degree in cognitive science (although work in a different field now, lazy millennial got a useless degree, etc.) and there's a lot of really speculative brain research out there that makes spurious claims
anything in the popular media that talks about fMRI, i take with a grain of salt
if they talk about the left and right brain, i stop listening
and now back to cute ponies
>>26996127
i spot a twisnek
>princess cadance is the only actual motherly princess
>>26996152
>Princess Cadance is the only actual good princess
>>26996152
And she's shit at it
>>26996152
>>26996143
do you think we will see her continue to grow into a princess body?
or does that take hundreds of years
i'm excited for the 100th season, i think it will be really good
your predictions for season 100 GO
>>26996152
>Celestia,Luna and Twilight are all permavirgins.
>>26995991
Why didn't they show it a cat face?
>>26996172
Memes x 100
>>26996127
>useless degree
>cognitive science
pls
I am literally stressing out over never getting a science degree, and it is a done and over with thing for you
>>26996175
there's no premarital sex in Equestria
>>26996172
no, twilicorn is old and busted. this is new hotness
Maud Pierocksmy world.
>>26996175
luna and twilight are too autistic to know what to do on dates
celestia just doesn't give a fuck about social mores anymore
>>26996205
I cannot stand seeing the ponies being sad
>>26996205
>know what to do on dates
...Celestia and Luna would get off the containers and eat the dates.
Hey guys i know it's kinda late but i've been seeing all this art of statue pony and we already saw her in cutie mark chronicles
Official MLP discussion and sharing skype chat get in here
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>>26996236
She was a lot less pretty back then though
>>26996172
Nope, Twilight Sparkle will resign as princess in the future.
>>26996236
It's not as pretty there.
I don't have the desire to date and protect her.
>>26996228
>eating dates
Braeburn & Cherry Jubilee mouthing cherries:
>>26996242
Is that from one of the old skype groups or a new one?
>>26996236
the meme is more fresh this time around
Where would you take statue of liberty pony on a date?
>>26996300
france
>>26996300
Olive Garden
>>26996300
to a very large diner
probably the one gloomy goes to during hiatus
>>26996198
let me give you a piece of advice
ask yourself if you really want to be a scientist
i mean, everyone wants to do science to things, but few people know what it entails in terms of getting your PhD, probably doing some low-level work for years like being a post-doc and adjunct professor
what you already know is that it is hard work with long hours that probably doesn't pay well
what you may not have thought through is that it is literally going to school for the rest of your life, especially if you become a professor. i did some grad-level work during my undergrad and i had a grad student friend i did research with who took more than 10 years to get his PhD
i realized as i was nearing the end of my degree that i wasn't looking forward to grad school and becoming a professor, and that i didn't want to go to school for the rest of my life.
i was so close to finishing my bachelor's that i just went ahead and finished
i did some research on good second careers that paid well and didn't take too long to get into and decided to go to nursing school
i still get to use my scientific skills on the job, and it is hard work, but i work 3 days a week, have steady employment, and get a decent (not great) paycheck
in a few years i plan on becoming a CRNA, which is an advanced practice nurse that makes well into the 6 figures because they administer anesthesia during surgeries but don't require as much pay/education as a full medical doctor anesthesiologist
>>26996307
Prance*
>>26996310
i've never been to olive garden
i know they have a bad reputation, but i'd like to go just for the novelty
is it good?
>walking into your computer room
>see the top of a mane poking up above the back of your computer chair
>hear a soft moan, then a sharp breathe and a fluttering sigh
>You ask what's going on
>pony jumps slightly, then spins around in the chair
>she's holding a pair of your undergarments
>"Why do you have to smell so gosh darn good?"
>her legs are splayed apart, though you can only see her teats. She's sitting in a puddle of her own juices
>pony's cheeks are red and she looks pretty stressed. She presses your shorts up to her face again, drawing in a long breath. She doesn't break eye contact with you while doing so
>>26996315
>who took more than 10 years to get his PhD
To be fair, that sounds like he was either incredibly lazy or shitty at his job. Even the slowest people at my faculty normally finish in ~half that time.
>>26996333
No, Olive Garden is just gussied up fast food
>>26996175
The MOMENT Spike hits puberty, you bet Twilights going to get some of that hot hemipenis in her.
http://imgur.com/FDAvpBc
>>26996333
It's like Macaroni Grill or Carraba's but a little worse.
>>26996364
I'd take a full tour
>>26996335
Pony is banned from my room.
And the laundry room.
>>26996348
seemed like a very smart person to me, and he works for google now
probably didn't have as much pressure as i did to start making money
Pony doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
>>26996364
unf, reminds me of the good old days of club acid
>>26996333
it's not awful
but pretty on par with most sit down restaurants, that is, not amazing or anything
>>26996383
time to put pony on a diet, dry food only
>>26996352
>hemipenis
Ech
>>26996242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
>>26996389
I wish DJ Acid was my sweaty roommate.
>>26996352
>implying someone as inquisitive as twilight hasn't awkwardly tried doing sexual stuff with her pet yet
>>26996333
everything is drowned in butter and oil to mask the frozen microwaved taste. nobody should put their body through that high calorie torture just for some mediocre food.
>>26996367
i used to love macaroni grill years ago but i went recently (they changed corporate ownership at some point) and it was so sad
the food was completely different, there were no customers, and you could tell everything was down to cutting costs and portion sizes
>>26996405
Neil Cicierega is awesome
>>26996421
oh so applebee's-tier?
>>26996433
nothing is worse than applebees
finally a way to stop pinkie from eating your entire cake in one swallow
https://youtu.be/Wpsz8DSVMTU
>>26996409
why doesn't twilight let spike sleep in the bed with her?
>>26996389
I want to live inside DJ Acid's lipple cock tongue
>>26996426
I dunno, Twilight and Celestia could give her some competition
The story of how I almost went to olive garden.
>won a $50 olive garden gift card
>wasnt able to sell it online for even $15
>thought about giving it as a gift to someone else
>realize I didnt want to be known for giving such a shitty gift
>threw in trash
>>26996466
>not giving it as a gift or to a hobo or something
cmon now
>>26996335
my underwear probably smells like farts and dried cum
i don't get it
>>26996477
>doing that to a hobo
>MLPG talking about food
>Captcha keeps showing me pictures of food
This is hell.
pony wants to go to Hay Garden
>>26996482
If that's what it takes, that's what it takes
Do not probe the feminine mind
>>26996477
>give to hobo
>get stabbed
no thanks
>>26996490
are you that same fucking guy
go fucking get some food man
do whatever you have to
>>26996493
Stallion bf taking you to Hay Garden in an attempt to look fancy.He's blowing it
>>26996497
are you actually that paranoid
>>26996490
hot girls stuffing their faces with food is the best
https://youtu.be/iQQqBZP8psA
Taking Twilight to Hayburger on a date
>>26996500he should eat his cum
nature gave us self-dispensing nutrition faucets for a reason
>>26993483
Pair of ball bras belonging to Queen EmptyAudio
Earth pony maid servicing the futa guards of the Queen
EmptyAudio's dick
EmptyAudio's 18' dildo
EmptyAudio's cock sock
EmptyAudio's loyal busty student.
And you're the Queen's diamond dog pet.
>>26996505yes
>>26996426
>>26996502
>He's blowing it
no he's not
I'm blowing him
>>26996508
you call that a cheat meal? pathetic
womanlets, when will they learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwoV9dqLW8E
>>26996514
no shut up
>>26996521
most homeless people are okay
>>26996524
Please don't blow the stallion under the table at a kinda-fancy restaurant
>>26996236
It wasn't a meme back then. The show basically rebooted itself after Season 3 anyways
>>26996508
Agreement.
>>26996500I'm looking for coins around my house to see if I can find enough to go to the gas station for some chips or something
>>26996514
I don't think you can fill yourself up on your own cum.
>>26996466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj-7_YU-KIs
>>26994201
Sorry for the long reply time, I went to sleep after that post, but it's from Comic #5 if you end up seeing this.
>>26996524
Anon pls
Ponies are starting to stare because your stallion bf is making weird faces and sweating a lot
>>26996508
>>26996561
I really don't like that guy's videos, he always just picks the really low hanging fruit.
And sometimes you just get giftcards for cheaper than how much they're worth or as a bonus from the store for some promotion.
>>26996524
>Not teasing him with a light footjob under the table
I need someone to draw Anon giving a stallion a footjob
>>26996560
anon
go to a grocery store and steal a fucking sandwich or a loaf of bread or something
it is easy
just stuff it in your pants or slip it in your pocket and cover it with your shirt or jacket
>>26996602
>>26996560
I agree steal a loaf of bread
That's how Aladdin started and look how he turned out
>>26996560
>>26996609
I don't remember enough about aladdin to know what you mean
Pony made something for you.
>>26996627
in the Disney movie it's the first scene with him
>>26996643
why does she have so much head
>>26996636
oh I thought she meant figuratively
>>26996531
is she okay
>>26996643
perfection
>>26996656
anime has corrupted an entire generation
>>26996671
>you will never pick up scilight
>>26996671
if you are ripped in equestria does that strength translate over to the EQG universe
>>26996692
unf
>>26996698
that's a real horse though
>>26996692
This horse is making me uncomfortable.
>>26996714
>>26996720
I've seen MLPG get weirder with real horses
>>26996692
oh my god
show the ass
>>26996736
MY MY MY MY
MUSIC HITS ME
SO HARD
>>26996768
man i want to "accidentally" be at full mast in front of pony
what do you think they'd do
>>26996768
>>26996800
wink
>>26996692
now thats a mare built for breeding
>>26996800
>>26996800
>>26996800
Probably nothing at all
maybe wonder what caused it
but ponies don't wear clothes most of the time
they aren't going to be strangers to such things
>>26996832
rarity seems pretty excited
fluttershy is intimidated
don't worry, girls, i'll be gentle
https://derpibooru.org/1125619
>>26996860
oh no
a a bat horse
>>26996847
>>26996873
what would it be like living in a world of cute pones where there is no sense of personal boundaries or privacy
>>26996882
Rate season so far.
>>26996882
awful
>>26996882
pretty great really
especially if you get to be one of said ponies
>>26996892
not enough Dash/3
>>26996882
hell
>>26996873
Don't need no credit card to ride this pone
>>26996937
the free ones always come with microtransactions
>>26996920
why?
>>26996932
>>26997047
Well ofcourse it's something terrifying and awful.
>>26997057
with my dying breath I curse krabb
>>26997112
You'd have done that anyway.
>>26997057
Buncha melodramatic fucks
Pony sex is a cure all for everything from depression to lack of pony human hybrid children.
>>26997162
I always wondered how many people meant what they said when they said they'd stop posting in MLPG forever if we got a pony board.
>>26997173
Please do not over-sex the ponies
>>26997173
IT ALSO GETS THOSE TOUGH, HARD TO REACH AREAS, AND IT FITS INTO MOST OVERHEARD COMPARTMENTS!
>>26997221
Full pic?
>>26997237
is that a rare stallion-on-woman pic
hot
>>26997237
Humans and horses are genetically incompatible, MSOB.
>>26997250
>>26997283
Femanon needs to stop embracing the whole nudity thing.
>>26997276
Magic
>>26997276
Don't you ever ever accuse me of being MSOB again.
>>26997285
or she just needs to go pone so she can do it right
>>26997296
Stop posting your own art and I'll stop calling you out on it.
>>26997276
>>26997308
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>26997314
you youse you lose
How are you feeling about this week's episode mlpg?
>604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.How many different ways are there of those three embracing their destinies anyway?
>>26997047
unf
>>26997308
How about you make some stallion on human female stuff so I don't have to post his stuff, ya jerk.
>>26997339
>We're all different but also the same
>FUUUUUUUUCK
Cautiously optimistic
>>26997350
>responding
anon no
>>26997339
Pretty good.There's not a CMC episode I don't like
>>26997350
>so I don't have to post my own stuff, ya jerk.
Or you can just stop posting your own art when no one wants it.
>>26997356
I'm bored.
>>26997364
Pleb taste.
Transformation
>>26997383
into Flitter's bow
>>26997339
I hope the episode calls out how shitty and vague the cutie marks are.
An apple? a wing? a musical note? What the fuck does that even mean?
It's like they didn't even get any cutie marks at all; they still have no idea what their special talents are.
>>26997237
But that's a human woman.
It would be human babies.
>>26997397
No.
Into flitter's new little sister.
You get a cute green bow with a question mark on it.
You share a bedroom with Rumble.
>>26997399
Some mysteries are never meant to be explained
>>26997399
Applebloom is good at appleing
Scootaloo is good at being handicapable
Sweetie is good at singing because she is the best
>>26997418
>Into flitter's new little sisterFlitter giving her new little sister a makeoverRumble too
>>26997437
>Anon trying to escape Flitter's grasp
>He gets cornered by Flitter,Cloudchaser and Rumble, who's wearing a dress and lipstick.
>>26997428
Scootaloos mark is fucking hilarious.
"lightning bolt in a wing" kind of implies that she's got spastic wings:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spasticity
>>26993373
This I ones for you, Anon.
Quit being so fucking gay.
what's the term for playing with just the head of a horsecock?
>>26997482
I want R63 Maud to read poetry to me.
>>26997482
It's not gay if the dick is on a lady!
>>26996315
>ask yourself if you really want to be a scientist
>this guy probably left
It's not even about doing the wonders of science or even the "prestige"
I just want a high degree, so that I can have a bigger net and catch just ONE career out of the billions out there. Same reason I settled for electrical engineering, because that opens up the doors from electrician to drafting to microelectronics to bio-engineering.
And /sci/ memes too hard about either engineers or scientists not getting jobs and for students in a prestigious school it is a funny meme but for me it scares me.
>>26996315
>but don't require as much pay/education as a full medical doctor anesthesiologist
maybe consider that because my father had his first surgical procedure and I found it annoying and autismal that he got charged twice for anesthesia, one from the hospital for the "service", and again from the anesthesiologist, for HIS service. 800 bucks for just mixing a brew that you do probably 12 times a day
Anyways, ponies don't have such concerns, they just have their fate decided in the most colorful way
>>26997482
Is it gay to want DJ Acid to walk around for hours in the sun and then take off boot and trap some poorluckysoul inside of it?
Is it gay to want to be a cute little filly and hang out and have sleepovers with your filly friends?
Is it gay to want to be turned into a big horse-like mare and have a bunch of small stallions try to mount you?
>>26997497
mtg, sunhawk, is that one of you?
>>26996597
people on slickdeals go insane over even 5 dollars off a 50 dollar giftcard
it's the wierdest meme on there
>>26997500as an american, i don't understand why our medical system is so shitty
but then again i'm a stupid, lazy bernie supporter who doesn't appreciate how wonderful america is
>>26997296
fucking kek
Latex pony wants to assimilate you.
Pony's answer to things she doesn't like is to fart on them.
>>26997527
>bernie supporter
why the ever loving fuck do people ever want socialism
it never fails to lead to misery for all
DRAW STREAM
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
Any requests with this filly?
>>26997527
>bernie
>>26997549
I want to see that filly so thirsty for anon's dick that it makes anon uncomfortable.
>>26997527
From what I understand, it's just people reaching for the deepest pockets
The deep pockets is supposed to be insurance companies, which allows entire practices to function to pay for equipment and leases, but new things are untested and people don't get this or that coverage so the costs are the same but it is not necessarily going for the real deep pocket, and instead the patient.
>>26997572
any requests with that filly that aren't terrible?
>>26997547
Please no.
I don't want to talk to a bunch of normies.
Where's EA?
I want to talk about latex futa ponies assimilating anon.
I want to talk about Corrupted Princess EA's harem
>>26997527
because everything costs fucking bank
what exactly are you asking
Filly's drunk throwin' up in a urinal
"YOU FUCKIN' HOMO!"
That's what she said at mlpg's funeral
>>26997585
I want to see that filly and baseball filly playing card games
>>26997585
I want to see that filly getting plowed by anon but anon not really being into it
>>26997585
tornado filly extremely happy
>>26997585
Filly Anon cornered by Rarity who's has a dress and lipstick for fillyanon
>>26997549
Filly with a big flapping scarf that has Anon on it
>>26997611
>>26997617
THAT'S THE WRONG FILLY
>>26997601
WHO THE FUCK IS BASEBALL FILLY
>>26997620
Do not fuck with time travel.
>>26997627
Come on just draw a scared Filly Anon cornered by an evil looking Rarity holding lipstick and a dress
>>26997590i don't know
seeing as how the only hope at living a non-shitty life in america is to be rich as fuck and never get sick, i'm planning to get rich as fuck and then kill myself if i get too old
>>26997631
Evil Future Starlight who succeeds in her revenge steals Twilight's wings and confronts Good Starlight in the finalewhat ifwhat if we ALL had to fight our own evil future self?
>>26997627
>WHO THE FUCK IS BASEBALL FILLY
JUST DRAW A FILLY WITH A BASEBALL CUTIE MARK, NOBBERS
>>26997546
as opposed to the current system that leads to misery for most?
>>26997643
what if I AM the evil self
>>26997643
You could do a lot more than just fight your evil self.I wish people did more time fuckery stories.
>>26997655
Im saving for for future fun but Im not spoiling myself
>>26997650
even when in poverty people eat like kings and live comfortably in america
be grateful
>>26997663
Truth be told, the gameplay of all the games is eh. YT has all the cut-scenes if you just want the story.
>>26997655
>I wish people did more time fuckery stories.
Thisisamandrowninginhisideals.jpg
>>26997671
lol
why is it always this meme with you people
Pony wants to become first prime for Baast
>>26997688
>>26997671
>even when in poverty people eat like kings and live comfortably in america
if that is true to any extent, it is because of liberalism and social programs the rich would love to take away
Filly just finished Mass Effect 3 and won't stop swearing filly profanities in her room
>Voting for anyone but Harshwhinny
>>26997718
Are you talking about the massive welfare state that's making people become lazy and dependent on the government for all their needs?
Definitely never ends poorly, never.
>>26997717
Fate/Stay Night reference
careful, that is the /a/ version of Luke I am your Father, easy to spoil since it's old
>>26997737
>not voting for pip
>>26997743
>welfare state that's making people become lazy and dependent
Oh! So you're one of those libertarian chucklefucks who think people are only poor because "muh bootstraps"
>>26997296
Octavia is too classy to be mad.
She would be slightly miffed.
>>26997778
>voting for a literal child
>>26997790
No, I'm one of those libertarian chucklefucks that thinks big government is the reason so many people are out of work and the economy is getting stifled to death.
>>26997816
>Not wanting to make Equestria great again.
Someone get this chucklehead out of here!
>>26997296
Sorry, Ross.
>>26993259
Cutest filly.
>>26997819
anon as a laborer
pls
don't front like you care about workers, you would kick us to the curb and hire non-union/mexicans
>>26997887
I challenge you to trial by filly combat.
>>26997918
Maybe Russia or China is more your style, anon.
>>26997937
But that's a changeling.
>>26997945
>if labor workers want good conditions just move to an authoritarian shithole
you what
>>26997961
>good conditions
The unions I'm assuming you love are fucking everyone, son.
>>26997970
they aren't the best all the time
but as soon as they're gone so are any fucking decent work
immigrants will get everything and have to go back to retail or some shit
>>26997840
Equestria will only be great again under the leadership of Harshwhinny
>>26997994
so long as she keeps ditching the outfit I'd vote for her
Pony wants to talk politics with you.
Look! She's already made modifications to her cutie mark and headgear, and she's hostile just like any good debater in an online argument! What a proactive pony.
>>26997998
Lewd.
>>26997970
>whinges about "big governmnet"
>whinges about unions.
So anon. why do YOU think the USA isn't like China, where people are paid a few dollars an hour and have to work 16 hours a day just to survive?
>>26998015
>whinges
Nigga. it's whines, holy shit.
If the USA was like China you'd be cooking with sewer water and eating stray animals. If you're getting paid a few dollars an hour you're probably an illegal immigrant.
>>26998038
if you take the labor unions away our pay will fucking drop like a rock, and we can kiss our healthcare and retirement good fucking bye
I hate every candidate this year honestly
Celestia is deified. The herds tell tales of her; few know the truth. She was
mortal once, as were we all. However, her contempt for ponykind drove her to
create me and my sisteren.
I am Twilight, first-born of her lieutenants. I stood with Celestia and my sisteren
at the dawn of the empire. I have served her a millennium. Over time, we
became less pony and more divine. Celestia would enter the state of change and
emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would
follow; until I had the honor of surpassing my lord.
For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward. Agony.
There was only one possible outcome: my eternal damnation. I, Twilight, was to
suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings, to burn forever in the bowels of
the River Styx.
Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain, relentless agony, time ceased to exist; only this
torture and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell!
An eternity passed, and my torment receded, bringing me back from the
precipice of madness.
The descent had destroyed me, and yet, I lived.
Chrysalis slowly changing anon into a broodmare.
I really like this pony.
Applejack's natural feline instincts compel her to eat you.
>>26998072
next game when
A small loan of a million ponies.
>>26998115
It'sthat piece of shit Nosgoth team based combat.
Filly.
Kilofilly.
Megafilly.
Gigafilly.
>>26997790
>>26997743
>having this meme debate
>>26998015
>China
>A communist state that opened up its markets
wew lads
Celestia is not pleased
l l.
ll l_
endicken the mares
>>26998166
Which of the main cast do you think would enjoy seeing futa drawings of themselves?
I bet it'snone of them, because futa is a shit-tier fetish
>tfw discovering that Tabitha St.Germain(Rarity,Luna,Granny Smith) is a redhead!!!
>>26998184
>shit-tier fetish
Yeah man, like your fetishes are any better
>>26998184
go eat a boat
>>26997627Just draw that filly managing an Anon cheer squad.Of which she's the only member. There are enough pom-poms and fun hats for six or seven other fillies, but no one responded to the Anon Cheer Squad enlistment flyer.She's still smiling and happy, determined to put on the best cheering for Anon she can.
>>26998253
NICE SPOILERS, NERD
>>26998265
Nobby
Draw ponies
>>26998271
I'm doing a humanhorse commish right now, I'll do that filly one after
>>26998265
Y-you too.
Sleeping with the ponies
Would ponies like me more if I learned to massage?
>>26998275
>I'm doing a humanhorseanthrohumanhorse?
>>26998275
>>26998328
Draw anthro mare anon bellyriding futa Zecora
I'm not racist but I think there are a few jobs that ponies just can't do.
Pony stole your job.
Discord
>>26998371
I hope pony enjoys being all alone in a factory all night and watching for hobos.
>>26998384
>will never be told this
kill me
>>26998414
Man, fillies are dumb.
>>26998414
I would like this pony more if the artist didn't do so much weird porn.
>>26998371
I'm a NEET.
New comic soon.
>>26998432
You find pony in your bed eating your junk food and changing the love interest path in that vn you were playing.
>>26998445
I've never even played a VN.
>>26998450
>people masturbate to this
>>26998455
How can you call yourself a neet?
>>26998465
I know right.
She's still got a huge fat ass.
>>26998450
feed the pony
What if MLP had a different sense of humor?
Starting Friends Forever #27 storytime here:
>>26998509
I want a little colt friend I could give age inappropriate advice to and take illicit drugs with while he makes sure that I don't od and injects the adrenaline directly into my heart if I seize up.
>>26998405
She is worth living for,anon .
Look everyone, it's the fabulous Rarity!
This is an apple filly.
>>26998555
Also known as Worst CMC Filly
>>26998555
Can I buy that apple?
>>26998568
You can't buy fillies Anon.
You can rent them for a nominal fee.
But you can't own them outright.
That would be slavery.
And slavery is wrong.
>>26998567
Rude.
>>26998555
WHERE IS HER CUTIE MARK?
>>26998587
It's just the truth m8
>>26997764
Is that worth playing?
I've heard it's shit
This is unf
https://derpiboo.ru/1125720
Put a ring on the pony.
PUT A RING ON HER!
>>26998641
>"DO AH LOOK LIKE AH KNOW WHAT A JAY-PEGG IS"
>you will never be a cutie mark less filly
>you will never wonder what your special talent is
>>26998512
APPLES
>>26998375
damn that toy looks real nicie
http://i.imgur.com/ANu1scU.png
I don't even know who this is
>>26998498
are you also in slave thread
>>26998704
that'd be more unf it it was a horse
like lemon horse or something
>>26998700
Well I'm not a cutie markless filly
But still I don't know what my special talent is
>>26998704
where were you when nobby was a eqgfag
>>26998704
Calm your dick lust, man.
>>26998721I haven't seen any of themit was a commission
How would you rate Friends Forever #27 out of 10 mlpg?
>>26998734
don't, it's better that wayif you ever want to, at least avoid the 1st and 3rd. The first is basically s1 ep1-2 and the third one is shit
>>26998749
The fuck nigger. The second one is as bad as the first one, just for different reasons. The third one is the only one that's actually decent
>>26998759
hold on
there's 3?
>>26998759
>3rdit had a terrible premise and poor execution. the only thing EQG was good for was the songs and new characters, and the 2nd one had a lot of those two things
>>26998749
>>26998759
They're all shit.
It boggles my mind that people shit on even the shittiest episodes of MLP and then turn around and then say that even one of the EqG movies is good.
>>26998770
And there will be a fourth around September this year.
Why are the upvote buttons still here?
>>26998749
>if you ever want to
I don't
>>26998794
Update your 4chan X.
>>26998774
>Terrible premise
It's still better than the second one and all the asspulles it does.
The writing and characters are some of the worst I have ever seen.
The only good things it has is the villain design and SOME of the songs.
The actually manage to write the characters decent, have a better goddamn plot and still manage to have a few good songs.
>>26998782
fuck, I remember now
it was shit
I guess they're better than nothing during hiatus
>>26998776
Pretty much any episode of MLP>EQG
but there's good and bad episodes of MLP, and good and bad movies
so we still talk about and rate them, but i assume most agree with my first statement
>>26998801
Ah thanks Anon.
>>26998796
then don't bother
they're pretty bad
equestria girls was better when it was just a fun music video
Don't know who asked for this, but here ya go.
What's she playing, MULPG?
>>26998867
a game of pone
>>26998861
its shit
>>26998748
apples/10
>>26998861
l-lewd!
>>26998867
Clearly she is playing with herself.
Infinite pone works.
>>26998861
gay
>>26998861
>someone asked for my OC sucking a bunch of dicks and getting fucked in the ass while crossdressing
>its not my thing but hey someone asked
>>26998957
donut steel
>>26998957
it's no use arguing with gays
Filly wants an OC.
i unironically ironically applied to be a janitor
>>26998976
What the hell were you thinking
>>26998861
you forgot his cutie mark
>>26998976
anon
don't make us enemies
>>26998976
Please do not choke the ponies unless they need that to finish or something.
>>26998976
>choking ponies
SOMEONE CALL THE PONY POLICE
What pony would be most fun tofinger?
>>26999008
>>26999021
I won't ponies to choke me.
Maybe get Rarara to peg me.
>>26998676
Yeah
A cockring
ra bo da
ラ
ボ
ダ
Please do not give the fillies cock rings until they are old enough to grow cocks.
>>26999072
Not ラムネ?
>>26998748
8/10
It was pretty cute for what it was
>>26998957
i don't get it
>>26999086
Daily reminder fillies and mares do not have cocks. Only alicorn princesses do.Yes that includes Flurry
>>26999086
but filly's cock is pretty impressive already
why not
>>26999137
>Yes that includes Flurry
www.fimfiction.net/story/317847/1/flurried-flares/flurried-flares
>>26999137
But fillies are pure.
>>26998957
>>26998957
Yeah. That's pretty much it, actually.
I want to chew on ponies' ear until the sharpness of my teeth makes her nervous and then tighten my grip as she tries to get up.
>>26999167
Not anymore.
>>26999118
i was trying to do a joke and it backfired
pls dont bring attention to my failure
>>26999169
You're in a den of horrible fetishes, if you get off to it whatever. I'm not going to say it's okay because you're a gaycrossdressinghorsefuckingfag and my tolerance for such things only goes up to like, 3 variables. But you're a gayfag among people with worse shit in mind.
>>26999159
>newborn baby futa incest porn
REALLY?I mean yeah, she has a cock but really?
>>26999186
yes, really
I thought it was pretty unf actually
Right now there's a satellite carrying a bomb falling rapidly towards this thread. It's too late for this evacuation, noone will survive. That's why I want you to go home and tell her. Tell she's got to hit one more out of the park. Tell her it's a home town fan.
>>26999214
>>26999214
>>26999214
Isn't it good to be Rarity's friend?
>>26999222you can do it, ace
>>26999215
Just because I find it arousing doesn't mean I approve of it. My dick doesn't control me. I closed the page.
I'll probably go find it in my history later though.
>>26999239
it's pretty hot
it's got musk and cock worship and everything
>>26999264
Fuck.
I went back to it.
I'm so disgusted with myself.
This is all your fault.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>26996643
She's trash
I love Princess Xieril.