603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGhT0G4k_3A
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Manehattan never wants for places tourists can enjoy themselves at. Shops and restaurants and theatres and dedicated parks and recreational centers are studded throughout the city. It's a rather eclectic mix that encourages spending a day travelling all around to make the most of it. Locals know the hotspots and most likely wouldn't be going to the biggest stores and attractions daily, but guiding friends from outside around might get them to such sights more frequently than otherwise.
One thing's for sure for Rarity; owning a storefront will give her plenty more opportunity to have excuses to visit.
>>26969008
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
>mare
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>colt
>Glimmy
>>26973500
I've seen it was a generally low rated episode, but I have to say, it was a long time since I last enjoyed an episode this much.
Looking forward to the later episodes by Fox brothers.
>tfw no matter how often you try you never manage to beat the filly posters
>>26973520
Colt is 2slow.
>>26973329
who said she was a lesbean
>breezie mare
>>26973500
Rarity must be fucking loaded by now with three shops and all those orders from the higher ups in Canterlot.
>>26973508
>>26973513
>>26973515
>>26973520
>>26973521
>5 posts (if you ignore the marker) of this before the first real post comes
It truly is the modern day >rape
>>26973549
So, what's her favorite country songs?
>>26973552
>>26973549
>who said she was a lesbean
uh
you did
like when you made her dude don't you remember
Anyway that's great thanks a lot
>>26973521
Glim Glam a shit
>>26973549
Nobby draw Anon getting mobbed by fillies who want head pats.
Does Twilight have ANY stallion friends?
Just wondering. It's not like a canterlot unicorn asked me to check and report back.
>>26973568
she uses the money to fuel her ice cream and marshmallow addiction
>>26973508
I wonder how much cum would fit in the filly
>>26973528
>>I've seen it was a generally low rated episode
what
The average was like 8/10
>>26973597
I think stallions are not really needed here.
>>26973614
Low rated, relatively speaking.
>>26973614
Probably /mlp/ rting, I'd guess.
Then again, I'm on the side of those who would rate the episode lower.
>>26973310
What is she asking Twilight?
Why does Twilight have that look on her face?
>>26973613
please leave
again
>>26973613
Dude, no one gives a shit about your thread about a horrible OC
>>26973628
owl episode was mostly 1/10 and couple 2/10 as far as i remember
>>26973612
They don't call then fill-ies for nothing r
>>26973634
anon please I know my crookedtrees and there's two three fillies having sex with rainbow dash in that bush right now
>>26973628
Relative to what, Amending Fences?
>>26973632
Oh gosh, that's adorable.
>>26973613
>tfw i secretly love milky
>but i have to hide my love from the pony fetish skype group since they all hate her for some reason
Where are my NXT marks at?
>>26973614
>The average was like 8/10
in mlpg polls, where any rating lower than that is hurr durr fuck off pissfag hurr
it wasn't really a bad episode but it was a 6.5-7/10 at best
According to Jim, we're getting 3 more Spike episodes.
>>26973660
Relative to the episode average.
>>26973331
can you remind me what it was?
>>26973577
oh
I forgot
>>26973572
shedoesn't really listen to enough to know any names, but doesn't dislike the entire category because that would be stupid
>>26973632
That's great! I'm glad she's a safe player.
>>26973660
Let's be fair, the average MLPG rating is 8,7 out of 10 or something.
The last time I've seen something rated low was Princess Spike at 7.5/10.
I kinda like thing pone.
Maybe its the sharp teeth.
>>26973491
>>26973676
>can you remind me what it was?
Celestia and Philomena watching a sunriseas a painting
"Hey anon, whatcha thinkin' about? Ith it age appropriate?"
>>26973691
did you ever draw the filly uprising
>>26973676
She clearly hasn't listened to brocountry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0VXubTsAoE
>>26973700
Well, considering I'm past my 20s, It really is.
So, about the map... We won't see it used again, will we?
If E is equal to MC^2, then what does Pony equal to? Only serious answers, it's for a project
>>26973572
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
>>26973712
What's this?
>>26973712
I don't know, but it would be weird if we didn't. The map didn't really have a final purpose yet, considering the only really relevant problems it fixed where the ones that only started because of it (i.e. Glimmer)
>>26973720
qt^3
Fillies are not for filling, fooling or anything in between.
>>26973720
im pretty sure pony is 2qt4u
>>26973500
How did rarity make enough money to expand in the first place?
She sells clothing in a town full of nudists
>>26973733
you mean qtπ.
>>26973725
I don't know, it looked really nice when I was looking for that other pic of Manehatten like the one in the OP.
>>26973729
Meghan teased about how powerful the thing is if you know how to use it but Glimmer just MacGuffined it and no one bats an eye.
Seriously, woman?
>>26973720
P*O(NY) or Momentum times Big O something.You wouldn't believe it, but physicists don't use 'o'.
>>26973706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o
Meant to link this one
2:20 for when it gets superreal
This season is playing it safe so far.
>>26973757
>She sells clothing in a town full of nudists
But she sells those clothes to clients all over Equestria.
>>26973733
Good, good I'll test out this theory. Alright next one, what does Filly equal? I've been hovering over qt^2 and qt^4
>>26973773
Pone only ever does crazy shit in the bookends of a season.
Otherwise it always goes pretty normal
>>26973764
>You wouldn't believe it, but physicists don't use 'o'.
Have you ever seen a physicist's handwriting?
It's too similar to 0
>>26973783
But even this season's premiere was normal. There wasn't any big villain.
Pony struggles valiantly against the heart-eyes virus.
But no one can hold out forever.
>>26973796
The villains in the show are often more like forces of nature or a race against a clock
>>26973691
you're doomed, Spike
>>26973796
We don't really need a villain for each story centered episode. It would get a bit too old.
>>26973764
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_O_notation
>>26973784
everything looks similar at one point, i fucked up so many things writing z like 2 and v like upsilon
I'm in love with a beautiful pony!
>>26973827
>mathematicians
>>26973859
don't talk shit nigga
>>26973869
Fucking fight me you faggot, mathematicians are just physicists who are too detatched from reality
>>26973662
Didn't you have her as your avatar for half an eternity?
STEMFAGS GET OUT
>>26973831
Is it Rainbow Dash?
>nobby going full bob ross
>>26973902
no
>>26973902
Nah
>>26973902
But I have nowhere else to go.
Twilight is a very ugly pony
>>26973927
>>26973958
"I'm a stupid filly..."
"Stupid fillies need the most attention!"
>>26973902
You say that now, but when I am genetically engineering horses you will beg for me to come back
>>26973995
I'll probably have killed myself before thenDuck
TOP 25 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT APPLES (#16 literally blew my mind!)
>>26974010
I can't wait for the apple episodes
My little pony my little pony.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
in Ancient Equestria, the deceased bodies of beautiful and high ranking mares were left to decay for 3 to 4 days before being sent off for embalming. They did this to discourage necrophilia (sex with the dead).
>>26974038
I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
>>26974038
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26974038
You scared Marbles
>>26974010
What is this? Every Facebook post ever?
>>26974045
thank you, pony reddit.
>>26974038
[Violently hugs ponies]
>>26974049
I'm going to scare that pony until she cums
Filly wants to become a main character of the upcoming My Little Filly spinoff series.
>>26974067
She'll have to defeat another filly in battle, ala Shadow of Mordor
>>26974067
The spot has been taken by this filly.
She can be a supporting character.
>>26974067
why would i hire fillys when i can just get one fat neckbeard changling to play all the fillies
>>26973500
In case you want to add it Isaac, Friends Forever #27 featuring Pinkie and Granny Smith should be out this Wednesday with Comic #41 out the following week on the 13th featuring a very grumpy Dash.
>>26974049
She'd certainly get along with Fluttershy.
>>26974064
>scream at mare until orgasm
>>26974089
I hear colt is trying to crowdfund his own spinoff with changeling, maybe she could get on board with that.
>>26974045
why not just incinerate them?
I want to fuck the statue of liberty pone.
>>26974120
I am not certain but I am going to venture a guess that it does not in fact work that way
>scream at stallion's dick until orgasm
>>26974158
if one of my pony wives passes away I would like to have the body stuffed to put on display in the living room.
>>26974214
>scream at clitoris until over-stimulation
which one are you?
Mare is dripping all over the new carpets.
>>26974226
regret
>>26974225
>and keep going
>spank it if she complains
>>26974226
drunk
>>26974225
>scream at cervix until dilation
>>26974226
funko
>>26974238What's up with horse owners giving ridiculous names to their horses?
>>26974226
husband?
>>26974226
human
at least I hope
>>26974258
Race horses have to have unique names, so over time they got increasingly ridiculous
more cunt abuse when?
>>26974258
>not showing Potoooooooo
>>26974226
husband, of course
If you had a filly, which name would you give her MLPG?
>>26974273
Dash episode in a few weeks.
>>26974290
Cute Butt
Horse love is the purest love
>>26974290
Sir Gaylord
>>26974303
but we already know that
>>26974242
>spanking her clitoris
this sounds both hot and painful
>>26974226
husbando
>>26974303
Horse love encompasses heresy like lesbians and straights.
Gay love purest love.
>>26974226
PREGNANT
>>26974290
Sir gaylord
>>26974336
>hey anon, you ever think we're breeding a little too much?
>>26974360
of course not, fatty
>>26974360
TWENTY SEVEN FOALS
>>26974360
Shut up and assume the position.
>>26974360
800 YEARS OF UNRELENTING PREGNANCY
BREEDING HIPS
>>26974360
NON
STOP
PREGNANCY
God damn you guys love pregnancy. I'll never understand why.
>>26974381
Different positions. Different session lengths. Different techniques, different spells.
Still, you cannot impregnate her.
>>26974409
Yeah, it's fucking stupid
>>26974415
what an adorable glare
okay you can get pregnant too
>>26974409
I don't get it either. Accidentally having a kid is my worst fear in life.
>>26974418
It's her fault for insisting on anal
>You better be responsible for this!
>>26974409
It's mostly memeing I think.
>>26974418
You're not trying hard enough
>>26974409
>not wanting to claim your waifu
>not wanting to have babies with your waifu
>>26974409
I'm no psychologist but I feel it comes from a desire to dominate. Is not leaving your seed within another being one of the ultimate forms of domination? You are in a way taking control and dictating their very biological functions. When you map this onto ponies it's great as there is zero risk due to the whole "not real" thing.
>>26974418
That's because she refuses to turn me into a pone.
>>26974442
Does that make the faggotry in these threads a meme too?
Does that mean there actually aren't any homos here and everyone is just pretending?
>>26974443
Glimmer go back to your room
>>26974429
>tfw you never have to worry about that
haha haha... ;__;
>>26974450
how tumblr-esque
>>26974457
No, the faggotry is very real. To some extend also probably the pregnancy thing.
But most of the answers do the Dash gif looked like jokes
>>26973954
It's time.
http://strawpoll.me/7272903
>>26974506
>anything but pony
Why would you want your child to be a freak that will never fit in?
>>26974524
>never fit in
>in a world full of sapient mythological creatures and halfbreeds
>>26974506
Is it ok to take advantage of the Japanese horse in this state?
>>26974506
pony of course, but I'd let my pony kids hang out with satyrs
>>26974506
I would only accept pony offspring if they inherited some traits from me, otherwise what's the fucking point? Might as well be a clone of the pony half.
>>26974536
Yeah, and look how well most of those are accepted.
>>26974360
>>26974506
They're all fine by me, really
Satyrs are pretty interesting though
>>26974544
...just fine? Are you retarded?
>you will never have a filly daughter
>>26974554
its proof the child is yours and your waifus
and who knows what kind of abilities or magic such offspring would have
>>26974423
Well I don't really like it, but I wouldn't go as far as calling it stupid. But that's just me.
>>26974429
I would say that i'm worried about accidentally having kids too, I hate those people that run around and leave bastard children on purpose like it's a game. You can get along just fine without a parent, but it does make one feel like they were just an accident.
>>26974448
I guess i'm not really big on the whole "claiming" thing outside of some kinky scenarios. But this isn't one of em I enjoy personally.
It's not to say having kids sounds horrible, but there is just something about the idea that personally rubs me the wrong way. I honestly don't know what it is.
>>26974450
Unless you like to pretend there is a possibility of Satyrs, yeah makes sense. But i'd personally want sex for the sake of the sensations, not to show who's "dominate".But this is coming from someone who likes femdom so there's that to consider.
>>26974506
Where's the "none" option?
>>26974555
Griffons and donkeys coexist with ponies well enough
Dragons and serpents, while exceptional, aren't actively prejudiced (IDW notwithstanding)
Dash will be a Wonderbolt in a couple of weeks. I'm afraid it's gonna make her especially vulnerable to the "female disease."
>>26974555
>Iron Will
>called a monster repeatedly
>Hydra
>has to stay alone in her swamp
>Discord
>even his friends don't fully trust him
>Tirek
>in Tartarus
>Dragons that aren't Spike
>feared and avoided by most
>>26974573
>but I wouldn't go as far as calling it stupid
I would
If I shitposted about my fetishes whenever I could you'd call it stupid too
>>26974506
>that one shitposter using more than one IP to vote for pony
shaking my head
>>26974571
>>26974589
you know how autistic one person can get.
just look at barney fag.
he has to post pony like images just to give himself something to shitpost about.
>>26974584
what do you think the nickname will be?
its all i am going to call dash and dashfags when we find out
>>26974585
>Hydra
>sapient
>not a bloodthirsty monster
>Discord
>spirit of chaos
>was flat out evil for most of his life
>Tirek
>>>>>
Are you actually retarded.
>>26974608
>607: Newbie Dash
I mean, probably that
>>26974588
It seems like to me it only becomes "shitposting" when you see it more than you want to. Infact, the word "shitposting" just seems to be synonymous with; thing I don't like.
I personally just try to take it in stride unless it's something I really hate. Then I ignore the thread for a while or hide the offending posts.
>>26974589
Or maybe people think the other options are shitty?
Satyrs are abominations. And a human offspring from pony isn't as cute as a pony offspring.
>>26974506
>Open straw poll
>Always get weird assed ads
Goddamn I should get Firefox on my phone. Unless Safari has some sort of ad blocker on it.
>>26974604
There's also a crack ship shitposter in /u/. He gets so mad he even starts rambling in the archives.
yes!
YES!!!
https://derpibooru.org/1123806
>>26974608She's gonna cry during her acceptance speech and the newspapers will ridicule her as a phony badass. Not sure about the exact nickname
>>26974588
so
gays then
Boobie Dash
>>26974628
daapi is a cute
i want to touch her
>>26974506
>not a single vote for human
oii rofl
>>26974616
>the Hydra
>not sapient
Watch the scenes again, that is definitely not the mimic and behavior of a creature with no higher intellect.
Also name a counter example for a halfbreed race that is accepted.Griffons don't count because they are their own race and not some mixed spawn
>>26974646
Breastfeeding would get too weird.
>>26974226
Those purples
>love
>dark magic
>regret
>pregnant
Could be a Twilight green
>>26974650
>this mixed race doesnt count because reasons
>>26974683
>"all of these mixed creatures are living just fine next to ponies :^)"
>cannot name more than a single species
>and even that is just a species that is presented as its own race and not some weird interspecies breeding shit
STILL STREAMING
just gonna do a few doodle requests, then get back to work on commissions
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
>>26974506
>tfw no one else wants centaurs
>>26974683
>Griffons
>Mixed race
Nigga are you a moron? Griffons aren't the result of a lion fucking an eagle. They are their own species. Even in fucking mythology they were their own species.
>>26974695
griffons and minotaurs is all there is faggot
until they introduce a new race in the show your shit out of luck
unless you want to count batponies
>>26974700
hot damn that is super prettyDo a leroy or a benben
>>26974700
Thanks for the request, Nobby. That looks great!
800 YEARS OF UNRELENTINGEDGING
>>26974585
>>Iron Will
>>called a monster repeatedly
>because he made a seminar for ponies to teach them to be assholes, turning fluttershy into a huge prick
>>Hydra
>>has to stay alone in her swamp
>A fucking hydra that would attack anybody who came near
>>Discord
>>even his friends don't fully trust him
>because he's the embodiment of chaos and his name is literally Discord, where he can do just about fucking anything to anybody, which also means he will betray people at the slim chance of getting more power than he already has
>>Tirek
>>in Tartarus
I'm gonna let you figure this out on your own, anon
>>Dragons that aren't Spike
>>feared and avoided by most
>because they're assholes to everybody
>>26974545
So is Anon just a blank slate? All his kids are more or less clones of his pony waif.
>>26973544
Colt had a bit of a tumble.
>>26974759
bad pony
>>26974650
Do you really think the ponies would give that much of a flying fuck if someone was a halfbreed? You just need to show them that you're not evil or anything and they'll leave you be. Of course, you don't care about that. You're hellbent on believing that ponies hates everyone who looks different forever, and would hunt them out of town even if they have done nothing but be nice.
BirryPunch
>>26974761
GNARLY
ChirpyHooves
>>26974719
Griffons are no mixed race, see >>26974714
Minotaurs are because Poseidon made Minos' wife horny for that bull dick.
So don't call people retarded when they point out that half breeds do not fit in with the rest of the creatures living in Equestria.
>>26974700
Is it too late to get huntsman anon
I need it for reasons
>>26974756
>So is Anon just a blank slate?
That is pretty much the definition of green Anon, isn't it?
>>26974785
>>26974787
youre a retard, retard
>>26974754
now stop posting literally any time
>>26974800
>now stop posting literally any time
Here's your reply, shitposter
>>26974800
shut the fuck up, retard
>>26974800
>t. I don't watch the show
>>26974756
saytrs are just taking a pony and turning it half human
>>26974808
oh shit
are you that one autist that harasses artists when they dont draw what you want
>>26974723
>>26974822
What?
>>26974827
are those ponies retarded
>>26974813
>ponies are literally hitler to other creatures
are we watching different shows anon
>>26974799
Chirpy a cute
>>26974827
look at how dumb those ponos areI love it
>>26974827
I can't wait to play this RPG
>>26974837
first of all
rude
>>26974799
Derpy has too many daughters.
>>26974847
Second of all, draw your least-favorite pony getting a boot.
>>26974761
RIP
>>26974848
I say she does not have enough
We should fix that
Ponies
I repeat, ponyies
Think Suri will get redeemed?
>>26974848
she is a very productive pony
>>26973667
Uhh no the premier was 7.23
FUCK PONIES
>>26974897
but that's not my waifu
>>26974808
>>26974822
>two people who disagree with me and call me a retard
>suddenly at each other's throat for no reason at all
>>26974897
Alright but not because you said so.
Stop making so many fillies.
The filly market is about to collapse.
>>26974931
Good. They'll start exporting the surplus to our world.
>>26974931
what can I get for 20 fillies?
>>26974931
It'l recover in time. But once those prices drop, I'm buying all the fillies I can.
>>26974961
15 colts
>>26974931
I have already sold all my filly stocks, so I'm going to be putting all of my investments towards colts.
Please do not barter using ponies.
>>26974971
that doesn't seem right
got a box of fresh fillies here
>>26974761
that protector at the front leg first made it look as if he already has one bionic leg replacement from an earlier accident
>>26975000
I've had those before
they're not terrible, but they are nowhere near as good as the real thing.
>>26974796
>>26975034
Pone, pone, pone
He's the Ponesman
"Fuck your marker" is his cry
From the general to the piss
He will post a pony .gif
And tell you not to >imply
Anonymous was a poor poster
Posting without (You)
'Til the day he saved contributors
From being memed on by a troll
The fags rewarded Anonymous
With a magic sack of draws
He gained unfs and d'awws and re-ac-tions
And as the Ponesman was reborn!
Pone, pone, pone
He's the ponesman
Posting ponies left and right
If the thread's about to quit
Just call his waifu a shit
And summon the Ponesman
"Fuck your marker" is his cry!
Pone.
>>26975027
The real thing doesn't even seem all that great
>>26975034
Please don't hunt the fillies.
>>26975052
you've never had a philly cheesesteak?
>>26975000
>frozen
THATS THE OPPOSITE OF FRESH
Select Target
>>26975043
Please don't let me be the only one who gets this,
>>26975067
the cute white one with the hat
>>26975053
That looks like that one fat colt.
>>26975058
I passed through Philadelphia once and we went to like three different cheesesteak joints
I just don't get it
>>26974827
Oh man, now I'm imagining Lyra talking like Curly, and Bonbon talking like Fat Albert.
>>26975067
I'm going to dominate scoots so her bodyguard stronkfilly will take out pretty much every other leader.
>>26975034
That filly is gonna end up in front of some fireplace
>>26975068
>only one person gets itDarn the luck!Darn!
>>26975068
my attention span is too short so i scroll past large posts, unless they have a ton of replies.
>>26975067
Strongfilly
Fillies are not for battle.
>>26975133
That's how I catch up on threads. Just scroll and read anything with 4+ replies.
>>26975043
I don't get it but I like it anyway.
>>26975142
Some of them are though
>>26975068
it's a pretty obvious joke
>>26975153
>>26975133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Wb14NZ01E
>>26975137
>insert penis into SF
>her vag muscles tear off dick
worth it
why are filies so fun to have around
>>26975067
I'm really disappointed that I couldn't take my fuck you op orc army and slam it into another army at the end. It's just like, nope, enjoy your shitty final battle.
I made like every general a level fuck you with no weaknesses and gave them all warnings before I went after them to boost their strength.
>>26975147
thats how i do it, but my weakness is i must click on EVERY single derpibooru link just in case its something unf.
>>26975186
but what about colts
>>26975186
they have a high pony to volume ratio at their size
man, screw fillies
>>26975186
Because the filly things have been repeated so often by now that they burn into the brain and actually become enjoyable.
>>26975161
Tornado filly had a hard life.
Police pony aims her 600mm filly unicorn at you and tells you to freeze.
>>26975186
They're stubby little filly legs make escaping from anon impossible.
>>26975209
https://derpibooru.org/1062688
>>26975209
With pleasure
>>26975221
>They're
>>26975215
i would vote for filly, oh wait i forgot i am a non-voting felon now due to my pony groping addiction.
>>26975164
>Freakazoid
good old times
>>26975230
Rarity is perfect
>>26975277
she's alright
>>26975276
The age of domino masks was nice.
>>26975249
>Voting for filly
>>26975287
She'd be an ok mother.
Mare has become the queen and now she wants you to be her loyal slave.
QUESTION
who would you say draws some of the nicer humanized faces in the Fandom? I want to emulate a nice grounded cute pretty human faces.
Please post a picture or a link to their galleries if possible? I would totally appreciate MLPG.
>>26975209
Would anyone be interested in a game stram?
>>26975292
Flick her horn to make her cut that shit out.
>>26975287
Perfect*
>>26975290
The best*
>>26975303
what gam
>>26975293
shiiiiiiiiit i just realized i never notice the faces unless they are bad.
i only focus on the tits or cocks.
>>26975292
Aw yes. Time for my purification fetish.
Maud episodes are so great.
>>26975293
That's Glanco, isn't it?
Anyway, I think the opinions on what is cute and what isn't go fairly wide apart for humanization. I do like Kakapo's stuff
Would Derpy be a good mother?
>>26975239
Yes
They are stubby little filly legs
An adorable little pile of appendages.
>>26975359
They rock.
Daily reminder that Rainbow Dash a shit.
>>26975400
while it makes for an interesting tv show character, people like that in real life are fucken annoying to be around.
>>26975400
I had a friend who would win 9/10 games against me but whenever I was actually winning for once he hit the reset button on the console.
Very annoying.
>>26975370
>>26975400
Dash is the kind of girl who would stick a finger in your butt in a "who will come first" contest.
>>26975067
Scootaloo, the Chicken
________
Weaknesses:
Afraid of Failure (will run away and cry at the first sign of failure)
Unable to Fly (this pegasus is unable to fly)
Coward (afraid of everything)
Strengths:
Idolizes master (becomes enraged when Rainbow Dash is attacked)
Special Equipment (uses a scooter in combat)
>>26975322
Dropsy
Uncanny Valley
Jazzpunk
You tell pony to stop "maresplaining" things to you.
>>26975491
I don't know any of those
Uncanny Valley
>>26975496
I stand by what I said
>>26975442
But wouldn't that make me win faster?
>>26975368
I have no idea, but with>those hips
I'm willing to take a chance.
WILL SOMEONE DRAW POLICE PONE WITH POLICE PONE
I have a legitimate question for you guys here.
http://strawpoll.me/7273598
I've been meaning to ask but I know there's a few lurkers in here that might not answer directly so.
>>26975434
You should have beat his ass
>>26975400
>Applejack wears her hat to a sleepover.
Of course she fucking would
>>26975506It was me. I sent it.
>>26975616
I like her onesie
>>26975616
Earth ponies, no sense of tact.
>>26975506
>I would appreciate more that compliment
>>26975559
Most of the time, unless I am browsing pone while not at home.
>>26975634
you really need to stop falling in love with every new pony
>>26975638
They're like 12 now?
assuming they started at the beginning of the show between 7-9
>>26975660
fillies never age
fillies are eternal
Editors note:
Fillies are not eternal.
>>26975679
I remember seeing a thing where applebloom was listed as 8 for s1 but I never saved the picture of the script that was posted here.
>>26975679fillyternal
>>26975691
The original audition scripts described the CMC as bein 8 years old
What would you give to a pony in her birthday?
>>26975718
A filly.
>>26975718
Birthday scritches
>>26975718
a coupon for 1 free snuggle session
and some frilly panties
>>26975734
Anon you can't just kidnap a filly off the street to give to someone as a gift.
>>26975755
why not?
>>26975761
Because it's illegal. And what if you steal a filly you got some other pony as a gift? That would just be awkward.
>>26975721
large zebra
small femanon
Look at this small animal.
Get a load of this small animal.
>>26975825
>Get a load of this small animal
unf
>>26975817
>>26975817Equals copious amounts of zebra spunk spilling out later.
Don't try to pick up random fillies from the streets.They bite.
Maud is staring.
>>26975825
Put small animal in the garbage
Where she belongs
>>26975817
What about
Medium-sized zebras
Medium-sized Femanon
>>26975849
>pony busts a nut.
>spurts out a tiny little spray.
>barely even 1/8 of a teaspoon.
>>26975875
Meh.
Honestly that was a very weak part of the episode. Rarity made the entire thing funny.
>>26975857big fat bellyswollen with gallons of zebra
>>26975825
ponies aren't animals
they'reponies__
>>26975876
Please do not put small animals into the garbage. They will get germs.
http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/tagged/apa/chrono
It's time
http://strawpoll.me/7273853
>>26975043
lol that's great
>>26975938
You forgot the verb, but yes.
Fillies are cute as hell.
>>26975889Anon, i'm gonna explode if you keep that up.
>>26975938
>Would you really a filly
I would really hug a filly, yes
>>26975889
>femanon eating zebras
unf
>>26975938
Yes. I would cuddle the fuck out of a little filly.
>>26975923
There's nothing there.
>>26975981Zebras tend to have that effect on tiny women
>>26975889
Anon, please. Assuming that Ice Pack is a grevys zebra, that still caps his output at around one liter. Even if he were to be able to go multiple times in the same copulation, that would only decrease until he was completely empty. At most, he might be able to get three liters before exhaustion and aching balls put him out of commission.
>>26976020
Wouldn't want to make Scruffy mad.
Apples.
>>26976036
>>26976045
best filly
>all these fillyphiles
>>26976043
but you're my waifu :'^(
>>26976043
I want to open a night club and slowly introduce Luna to the night life while remaking her image.
>>26976036
Then we'll just have to get multiple Eyespacks.
>>26976061
http://fillycon.org/
>>26976080
I'm kind of scared to click on that link. What is it?
>you will never Derpy
>>26976080
>everything about that website design
>>26976089
Filly lovers meetup
>>26976104
>http://fillycon.org/
>This website requires JavaScript to work
And I weep internally.
>>26976124
The website is not a redirect to MLPG, though.
RIP weekend
I shall post a sad horse
Pony bought you some of that "meat" she's heard so much about.
>>26976150
is there a monday horse?does it eat lasaaaaga?
>>26976150
Does she have a fandom name?
>>26976150
get ready for the week!
>>26976162
Filename is her approved MLPG name.
>>26976158
>boneless pork rectums
How the fuck is that even a thing?
>>26976159
>is there a monday horse?
Yes.
Her name is Luna
>>26976182
Sounds French
>>26976162
MLPG has called her Drizzle since 2011 and thats the name I still use
She has had a few fandom names in including Lightning Bolt, Thunderbolt and White Lightning
her very first moniker was Drool pony however
>>26976182
Would you prefer your pork rectums full of bones, instead?
>>26976187
What about Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday horses then?
>>26976181
Drizzle? Doesn't she need a second name, though?
>>26976025
>>26975981zebra with harem of smaller womendraining his balls into each one of them in turntender cumgut snugglepile afterwards
>>26976208
They are dead.
>>26976199
i like drizzle
it sounds cute
>>26976199
what a waste of perfectly useful pony drool
>>26976210
While its common, not all ponies have compound names
>>26976158
>You will never have a job inverting rectums at the asshole factory.
>>26976219
That explains the two-button typewriters, I suppose.
>>26976224
>WOOOOOOOOO
>YEEAAAHHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26976229
what's a good use of pony drool?
>>26976158
>boneless
Not for long.
>>26976263
Well, it's really good for your skin!
>>26976276
so do you just have your pony lick you for half an hour instead of taking a shower?
sounds gross
>>26976276
pfft
>>26976268
Do you want to go full American Pie on it?
Pony said it can't be helped.
>>26976293
no, what
you let your pony lick you AFTER taking a shower
it's a really effective skin moisturizer
>>26976216I don't wanna masturbate right now anon, i'm trying to get stuff done. I wish GG would do more Icepack nailing femanon.
>>26976276
Do not listen to propaganda, the pony is just licking you to mark her territory.
>>26976310
Wait for the eventual panty shot and awkward accidental kiss scene.
>>26976268
>SOMEONE out there has used one of those things as an improvised fleshlight.
>They might have even cooked it and ate it afterwards.
>>26976329
Even if that were true I wouldn't complain
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/9/14/979839/large.png
>>26976349
I'm sure pretty much everything in existence has been used at least once as a makeshift fleshlight for horny teenagers.
>>26976268
>necrophilia + zoophilia
Bravo.
>>26976322
>>26976383
Does it even count as necrophilia in this case? It's more food than anything.
>>26976355
>Twilight lets rip a HUGE fart.
>It's so powerful it blows the back of her skirt up.
unf
>>26976395
Top kek.
>>26976395
>>26976350me neither
>>26976421
>>26976421And then Spike breathes fire into her pussyOkay, maybe that's a bit too fucked up.
>>26976199
>White Lightning
I get it.
Well, that went south quickly.
pony dropped her ID
>>26976467
Of course it went south, it's a fart. If it went north, it'd be a burp.
>>26976451
>that whole animation
really
>>26976512
What do you expect out of those people?
>>26976512
>Someone probably spent a good week animating that.
>>26976421
I didn't know that Animated James visited /mlpg/.
>>26976481
return the ID
>>26976528
>Animated James
every time
>>26976539
Tell me, doesn't it kind of "stink" to have a fart fetish?
>>26976481
Return it.
Ask her about her WT.
>>26976563
>asking a mare about her weight
rest in pieces anon
>>26976613
I'll just pick her up then.
>>26976619
>pick her up and give her a little inquisitive shake
>put her back down and write "about 50 lbs" in sharpee on her forehead
Which ponies would make great/horrible roommates?
>>26976651
>great
Twalot, Pinkie, Rarity
>horrible
Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy
>>26976651
Pinkie would be an annoying roommate to pretty much anypony
>>26976634
I bet she would be mad scrunching the whole time.
>>26976661
>dash
>horrible
I respectfully disagree
>>26976685
>in her pants
>disagrees
baka
>>26976685
Same.
Rainbows house frequently looks spotless
>>26976702
kind of hard to dirty a cloud
>>26976685
I would spray the ponies with a bottle when they got up on the furniture like that.
>>26976696
Dude, Dash is a pristine, clean pony with a spotless Cloudominium
She would be a great roomie
>>26976718
>a cloud
Puh leaze
She lives in a goddamn palace
>>26976731
A palace literally made of clouds.
>>26976740
The floor is solid.
>>26976731
that happens to be a giant sculpted cloud
she always has plenty of bits to spread around
>>26976771
dude she's freaking loaded indosh
>>26976788
>dude she's freaking loaded in dosh
pinkie_rimshot.gif
>>26976726I put extra fluffener in the wash mix
>>26976811
no rimshots in front of the fillies
>>26976816
aw yeah
>>26976619
Applejack is made of Dark Matter anon, that might be a little more difficult than you think
>>26976844
>convince ponies drawing a sideways 8 is code for "don't want to answer"
http://i.imgur.com/UXHv6Az.png
thanks for coming to draw stram!
I'll have another one later tonight too
>>26976863
woah
Waoh
WOAH
>>26976863
what the christ
>>26976863
unf
>>26976863
I WANT TO SUCK PRINCESS TWILY'S EASTER COCK
>>26976863
Gaaaaaaaay.
>>26976833
so majestic
>>26976863
>futa
>>26976863
>>26976863
that is somewhat lewd
>>26976863
This is what unfs are made of.
>>26976906
hey, there is that other pony there too
>>26976899
HEY BABS REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT A SPEAKING ROLE AFTER SEASON 3?
ME NEITHER!
>>26976811
>>26976906
THOSE TWO STALLIONS ARE GREAT
>>26976943
lewd
maud steals every episode she's in
>>26976943
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD NOBBSTERS
>>26976955
they are indeed
I loves em
>>26976966
and that's a blue bagel, mini satan
>>26976943
oh boy
>>26976967
You should try being gay, Sweetie. Preferably with your little Crusader friends.
I'll get the camera.
>>26976863
its shit
Filly is not for gay.
>>26976999
it's not gay if a filly wants to kiss her friends
>>26977006
BUT THE CHORES AREN'T DONE
sex with changelings
>>26977032
she's ass up and out cold, pony is done for the night
>>26977006
Uh oh! Looks like Applejack ate the brown apples again!
>>26977043
Sex with diamond dogs
>>26977018
But it is gay if filly wants to kiss her friends, on the lips, with tongue.
>>26977053
Well I'll take her into her bed
>>26977066
of course not, that's just what good filly friends do
>>26977080
>those jammies
u-unf
>>26977080
The hell is that.
>>26977080
love that girl
>>26977080
Dewbon a cute
>>26977107
GG's monster girls
>>26975638
>>26975660
"No anon,I'm 18. Ponies look like this when we're 18. What do you think of my tail?"
>>26977136
I don't know if I believe you, but I can't say no to a butt
Filly bought a thing and needs you to pay for it.
http://gear.blizzard.com/index.php/default/april-premieres/wow-ultra-premium-orc-statue.html
>>26977168
Return the statue and put Filly in the box with it
>>26977136
>>26977147
Scootalewd!
Please do not post cropped porn of the fillies. You wouldn't like it if they did it to you, so why do it to them?
>>26977201
"It's just Scootaloo..."
>>26977228
I want to get that present
https://derpiboo.ru/1084386
>>26977328
>tfw no hyper busty friend that likes using her tits as topics of conversation
>>26977328
pathetic
>>26977328
>Skype used to be good
don't remind me
>>26977337
>hanging out together
>she says it's a little warm and pulls her top off
>offers to let you play with her tits if you want
R.I.P. Shane-o-mac
Post some of your favorite group pone pics!
>>26977328
I wouldn't mind skyping that qt
>>26977362
>tfw don't know if she's testing me or not
>why would she say she's hot and want my body heat added to it
>>26977411
>Rarity
>no spells
She should at least have Heal 1 too.
>>26977378
>>26977418
It's pretty obvious it's just a flimsy excuse to get you to paw at her breastsand maybe tug on her huge nips a bit
>>26977426
>size difference femme dom
>>26977411
>the goggles do nothing
>>26977458
Just like Fluttershy!
How can I get a filly fan, MLPG?
>>26977465
You have to dominate and brand her Warchief and Captain in combat >>26975067
>>26977458
>>26977461
hue
>>26977378
>>26977438
She has no idea what she's getting into.
>>26977503
Are you planning something, anon?
>>26977378
>>26977511
Only an explosion of pent up boob lust.
>>26977378
>>26977532
You mean likesucking on her fat nips while you grope and squeeze her breasts?
>>26977546
>All of our favourite ponies are here!
>And Applejack is here, too.
Honk.
>>26977575
-------------[Warning]-------------
[The ponies have awakened]
>>26977575
>>26977625
FUCK
>>26977625
oh no
theyre going to do things to me in my sleep
PEDOFILLYA
The fillies have finally formed an hivemind.
>>26977575
>>26977658
what a stumpy little filly
>>26977549
Perhaps a little too rough, but yes.
>>26977668
She got her shins blown off in 'Nam.
>>26977658
Apple Bloom is cute.
>>26977704
Big Mac's her father and Pinkie Pie's her mother
>>26977716
>>26977661
Alright, so which body do I give the scratches and good spot on the couch to?
>>26977750I bet he's touched all their butts
>>26977704
fillies are so adorable
>>26977658
>TrenderhoofxABkinda unf
>>26977750
I bet they force him to wear cute clothes
>>26977763
I once touched AB's bow
>>26977716
No anon.
her parents are dead.
Applebloom, Applejack and Big Macintosh are all orphaned children.
>>26977771
I want to touch the sleeping Flutterbutter
I can feel all of the fillyanons anxiously clicking the refresh button for the new thread.I would know, since I'm doing that
>>26977794
>PVPD, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
>>26977804
Fluttershy's a pro at getting touched.
>>26977832
how long of a hug? i am pretty sure i can cum from just hugging.
>>26973634
>who's this filly
>why's she talking to my cutie mark
>>26977851
Long enoughfor her to lift your wallet while your distracted
>>26977837
EqG is shit
Post real human pones
Postbest CMC.
>>26977880
>that giant scab on her butt
I hope she doesn't try to pick it off
>>26977878
>Post real human pones
okay!
>>26977878But I think EqG is cute
>>26977880
You got it, boss.
odds - draw
evens - vidya
we're not gonna make it
>>26977910
>>26977935
You people should be ashamed of your Objectively Shit taste.
>>26977948
NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
>>26977948
Not with that attitude.
>>26977958
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT...ANYMOOOORE!
Odds: Kill the pony
Evens: Love the pony
Dubs: Extreme of whichever.
>>26977967
That is a very ugly pony. Please do not post pictures of him again.
>>26977956
Well, I'm not.
>>26977976
Be glad I'm not FS.
I'M GONNA POST PONIES
I want to inappropriate teen Fluttershy
WE MUST POSTPONE!
You call that FAST?! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>>26978015
Get in fag, we're going shopping!
faster!
FASTER!
>>26978015
>it's an MLPG forgot to post images so they're spamming to hit the limit thread
FAUST LIVES IN DEATH
ALMOST THERE!!!
>>26978031
C'est la vie.
>>26978031
Better than dying
I CAN SEE THE END OF THE TUNNEL! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
>>26978045
I've got a big meaty drumstick for Shimmer.
WE'RE OUTTA HERE
NEW THREAD!!!!
FUCK!
SAVE US ISAAC!
I want to swallow a filly whole.
Well I guess that's how...the cookie...crumbles
>>26977973
You monster.
>>26977947
Draw Scootaloo!
WHERE IS FILLY?
>>26978109
Anon swallowed her whole.
all those images
all thosehamboigahs
>>26978109
ded and hats us
>>26978125
>her hole
>>26978135
>>26978135
>>26978135
To serve and protect!
>>26977750
>>26977763
they look skinner here than they do in s1