601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yug28wqRJP4
Starlight's still adjusting to her new life, but at least she's got some good support. Twilight's excited as ever to do well by her, and Spike's befriended her fairly easily. It does mean he's got a little more work, probably, but he's up for the task. The rest of the throne holders are fine with her, too- though what happens now when the map calls them in? Does Starlight get to watch the castle?
>>26891381
Previous thread.
>filly
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
g'night, mlpg.
>>26896478
How the hell do you keep doing this?
look how fucking ridiculous this princess looks
>>26896470
They really went all out making Starlight as cute a pony as possible
>>26896500
Most of the really complicated manes are complete bullshit and would never really work.
>>26896498
I'm sincerely worried about filly Anon.
It's too consistent.
Too perfect.
derpy is a verydeadpony
>>26896500
I thought her legs looked weirder than her hair tbqh
>"Yeah"
>"Rub that fucking tuft, you slut."
>"You fucking tuft slut"
>>26896500
That run cycle was pretty funky too.
spikexglimglam confirmed
>>26896508
>mane growing out of her ear
Even Sunset is better at this point
>>26896527
>tuft slut
>>26896505
The more time that passes from when Faust worked on the show the less canon her ideas are.
Princess Cadence will not outlive her husband
>>26896521
She was nowhere to be seen in the premiere.
Not even hidden in the background.
>>26896539
her hairline will always bother me slightly.
>>26896555
not entirely trueshe's still in the train in the intro
>>26896555
Well she's a Ponyville pony
>>26896555
She's probably in the hospital from critical meme overdose
>>26896543
Wow Teilight looks really fucking ugly without her wings!
>>26896521
>>26896555
>>26896561
The episodes took place in the crystal empire, japanese horse lives in ponyville.
why the fuck would you shape your house like a wizard's hat if you're not any good at magic
>>26896583
To attract wizard mares.
>>26896583
Compensation?
>>26896573
>hating on smoothback twily
SHOW ME YA BOOPS.
>>26896583
He probably always wanted to be an actual wizard, so it would reflect his aspirations in life
When Starlight showed up and though he was a bigshot he most likely decided to play along and lie to her about it so that she'd be impressed
>>26896597
What boop sluts.
>>26896597
>>26896583
it could have always been there and he just moved in.
the crystal empire did only recently show up
>>26896618
what the fuck
What's the new fringe ship MLPG?
>>26896590
It's an objective fact that winged-Twily has more opportunities for cute-pony-moments.
>>26896515
IMPOSTOR!
>>26896628
Trixie x Sunburst
>>26896628
Pinkie Pie x parties
>>26896628
BurstSentry
>>26896629
That doesn't make old Twily ugly.
>>26896647
>that
>fringe
>>26896447
She got into the Wonderbolts. She actually did something with her life. Of course we hate her.
>>26896652
what does fringe mean
>>26896628
this has been my favorite for a while honestly
just finished the episode
it was good
glad pony's back
what hot brony memes have I missed over the weekend
aside from dunking the crystal in to the heart, what are the ongoing responsibilities of a crystaller?
>>26896546
How can that bird even get off the ground with that huge butt?
>>26896546
The Bird Horse of Paradise is an Elegant Bird
It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard
When other little birdies fly away
The birds of the tiki room are here every dayIn the tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki room
In the tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers bloom
In the tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki room
>>26896692
It's hard work, but she manages.
>>26896692
easy
>>26896681
Well the crystaller has to do what you saw Sunburst do with Shiny, Condense, and McFlurry for every new crystal foal
>>26896738
What...
Filly Anon just walked into your room, laid down a teddy bear, and sat on its face. She's just sitting there now, watching you, occasionally wiggling her hips when you make eye contact.
I wish Twilight wasn't so smug and happy now
I wish she was still a sarcastic bitch
>>26896747
oh what the fuck
I thought they only did that for important foals
every birth gets crystalled?
>>26896692
twilights 7ft wingspan compensates for it
>>26896769
spray her with the spray bottle
>>26896790
She is now wet. Wetter.
>>26896782
>They get bigger when I pull on them.
>"I WANT IT ALL, MANG'"
>"GIMME ALL YOUR COKE AND CRYSTAL PONIES!"
>>26896778
Probably
>>26896834
Well, I guess if you're not skilled enough to achieve your dreams there's always government busywork for you to do
What a good lesson
https://derpiboo.ru/1118732
OH YES
>>26896855
GODDAMN IT
ANON YOU MOTHERFUCKER
DON'T LINK US THIS NASTY SHIT
>>26896855
Who didn't see this coming?
>>26896769
>tfw I will never have a filly anon to ravage
>>26896855
DELETE THIS
>>26896855
>she doesn't have a cock
fake and gay
>>26896855
Oh my
>>26896855
>>26896855
WELL SHIT
>>26896869
I feel the same way. I should have known this would happen but I'm so blindsighted by it.
>>26896881
Only princesses have cocks; McFlurry Hearts is just an alicorn.
>>26896855
>Hey Cadence what happened to Sunburst, I thought he was helping you take care of your Flurry Heart?
>You sent him to Gelding Groto; but why?
>>26896855
BUT WHAT ABOUT GLIMGLAM
>>26896901
All alicorns are princesses anon.
>>26896921
she isn't a princess yet so she doesn't have a cock
she briefly had one as a part of her equality experiment but not at the moment
>>26896855
I agree that drawn pedophilia isn't the same and shouldn't be treated as child porn
but how is this not creepy
>>26896931
nice meme
>>26896923
NOPE
No coronation, no princesshood
I should throw the pony really hard.
>>26896921
Sunburst is only interested in young mares
Like REALLY REALLY young
>>26896939
them fluffy wings tho
>>26896937
please don't unless you both have practiced
>>26896855
Unf
>>26896665
>something that is marginal, additional, or secondary to some activity, process, or subject
Pinkie Pie loves parties. That's recognized by everyone. Fringe would be more like, "Pinkie Pie x books." Nobody really automatically links the two.
>>26896939
Please only ship the stallions with their childhood friends and other stallions.
>>26896937
Just don't be like Pinkie and throw babies
>>26896485
comfiest pony
>>26896972
>and other stallions
just for that fuck you
ship them with foals
why do people love wings so much
>>26896989
That's a filly.
>>26896996
Because they're fantastic.
>>26896996
they're pretty and an extra set of limbs for snuggling
>>26896778
Apparently, it's the same as a baptism, and from what they said at the start of 601, every foal born in the Crystal Empire has to go through the Crystaling.
>>26896989
But faust just said that he likes dudes.
oh boy
>>26896576
That doesn't stop MemeBon and Lyra from showing up wherever they want
>>26896966
I thought fringe ship meant that both characters were unimportant/secondary characters
or that the ship itself was fringe, so it would be a less popular or unnoticed one, like Iron Will x Fluttershy
>>26897005
>>26897007
And warm and soft.
>>26896855
holy shit it happened
I'm going to start selling narcotics to ponies.
Benadryl.
Melatonin.
Those things that increase sperm production.
Five hour shots.
>>26897023
why are his eyebrows so far apart
>>26896996
the real question is why don't people love them enough?
>>26897056
>Those things that increase sperm production.
Those aren't narcotics
>>26897029
Those would be
>marginal, additional, or secondary
Zats zee joke.
>>26896855
>>26896666
Hold on there hypersatan
>>26897084
oh, I thought fringe ship was an actual term like otp or crack ship
I mean I knew both fit the definition
>>26896987
what if you were giving a bellyrub and he accidentally horseboner?
>>26897113
then I know I've giving him a good bellyrub
continue and maybe play with it
>>26896855
NOOOO
>>26897128
but he aint gay
>>26897160
it's not gay if it's a brojob
>you will never bellyrub centaurlestia
I want a frustrated Twilight to grab my head with her hoof and thrust her hips into my face.
>>26897160
That's not what Lauren Faust said
>>26897185
>Do it!
>But theres nothing the-MPH
>I said do it.
Twilight Joseph Joestar vs Kars nightmare moon
Where Twiligh'ts severed hoof boops her.
>>26897160
I hear there's a great and powerful wizard in the crystal empire
maybe he can make a woman out of me
>"Nice moves, DARSH!"
>>26897067
they are for ponies
even mild changes ponies experience heavily
a human energy drink would be like meth for a pony
pony is touching herself.
And then later, she'stouching you
I like the changes to the act.
>>26897298
NO WAIT STOP
>>26897298
Celestia has been a bad influence.
>>26897298
r-really?
>>26897312http://smaert.com/art.webm
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>26897305
I'd say it's an improvement
>>26897305
>Zipper on G strings
That makes no sense
>>26897305
Good to see that they found a stable source of income at the local nightclub
Maybe if they ask her really really nicely Sunset would take pity on them and let them spend the night at her place as opposed to their usual plan of sleeping in some back alley next to a dumpster
>>26897343
Spooning.
More like "let's see how much 'accidental' butt wiggling it takes to make him pop a boner."
>>26897113
https://derpibooru.org/627086
>>26897362
I think Twilight looks pretty good as a discord
>>26897351
Who needs pendants when you've got those
>>26897113
>>26897378
https://derpibooru.org/943154
>>26897379
discord is like rarity, any ship with him is auto 10/10
Just got around to watching it. It was OK not as good as last season, probably because it was way to centered around Glimmer and shoved 5 of the Mane aside to worthless roles. 3.5/5.0 stars
>>26897417
As twilights official new pupil we can probably expect to see her much more from now on as well.
>>26896738
I bet it was Trixie again.
Just throw in Derpy and it's a 10/10 episode.
>>26897467
please do not throw the Derpy
>>26897428
As long as it doesn't reduce every other ponies' roles to shit tier support. I don't quite like the idea of this becoming MLP: Starlight Glimmer down your throats.
>>26897370
>let them spend the night at her place
wait...
Did the movies even show where Sunset lives?
She's been in the EqG world for at least 4 years now, she has to be sleeping somewhere.
>>26897488
She probably has an apartment or something by now
Haber said that she has a job in the commentary of FG
>>26897488
In a foster home with Scootaloo
>>26897379
she does indeed
>>26897403
I am quite fond of them
>>26897485
glimglam is best glam
Sunset ShimmerEquestriadenial
>>26897549
fuck you
>>26897561
when?
>>26897572
when you let Sunset be a pony again
then, I will fuck youalternatively, let me be the pony and you can fuck me
AJ can plow fields pretty damn well eh?
>>26897589
Would you let her plow your beanfield?
>>26897609
twilight that is not the intended use of books
>>26897596
of course
I can pay her in apples
>>26897589
>>26897589
I'd plow her fields, if you know what I mean.By "fields", I mean "anus".
Filly is breaking up with you.
She expects you to tearfully ask for her to take you back after fourth period, at which point she'll change her facebook status to "it's complicated."
>>26897665
Filly, it's not complicated
I just love chugging stallion dick
You're not a stallion and you don't have a dick
and before you go getting any crazy ideas, going half-way won't cut it
I really like these two. I see a lot of potential in them.
Filly is having a hard time adjusting to human school.
Mostly because the lockers are like 3 higher than her.
And the pegasi refuse to help her.
>>26897687
embiggen the filly
>>26897694
Filly is now extremely disturbing to the rest of the class.
Mostly because her giant head is disproportional to her tiny body.
They can hear her blink.
>>26897678
It's far too late to salvage the Twilight clone, but Sunburst is good
>>26897678
the whole starlight/spike/sunburst side was the highlight of the 'sodes
>>26897709
I rilly, rilly want a Twilight smart magic unicorn study group episode.
>>26897678
I see a lot of potential for him to be in her heh heh heh
https://derpiboo.ru/1116592?scope=scpe5bd8f811b4b497f2608f2fbb593b841cdc6c3fef
>>26897703
you were supposed to embiggen the whole filly, dammit
>>26897727
Maybe Twilight and her nerdy mare friends can get Sunburst to come and make fun of his tiny penis!
>>26897589
I love it when the ponies are actually shown doing work.
It makes them seem a little bit more real, like there's shit going on offscreen all the time.
>>26897731
Now filly doesn't fit in with the rest of her class.
Literally. The door's too small.
>>26897731
I did.
But making their tiny legs big enough for a locker would make their relatively large heads huge.
>>26897763
yes this is good
>>26897728
>egg being attacked by sperm
UNF
>>26897763
Everythings too small when a filly gets that big
>>26897791
I love that tag
>>26897777
Filly disagrees and is now protesting for bigpone equality.
>>26897815
filly calm down I meant being big was good
>>26897846
What was all that anal training for, Twily?
>>26897846
Yeah those oversized anal plugs aren't designed to fit in.
You're supposed to squat down on them and feel the burrrrrn.
>>26897857
#BigLivesMatter, shitlord.
Sunburst's little cock.
>>26897846
We'll make it fit, little horse.
>>26897886
>He was never a good enough wizard to enlarge it himself
>but he knows half a dozen different ways to do so
>>26897886Sunburst's massive cock filling you full and still having over 5 inches left over
At some point she'll just destroy your rational mind and turn you into a sex hungry turbo-slut.
>>26897920
would you let a unicorn shrink you so he can feel big?
>>26897934
That sounds incredible, but Twiggle isn't my waifu, so I'll have to resist
>>26897934
well, that's my fetish so
>>26897920
>>26897934
>twilight turns you into a sex hungry turbo-slut for sunburst's massive cock
>>26897963
Keep struggling. You'll just make her wetter.
>>26897950
Of course
>>26897970
Sweet lord
>>26896855
Motherfucker you have sinned beyond mere blasphemy
>>26897886
>>26897918
Still trying to push the meme, huh
Re-watching the premiere, I'm enjoying it much more the second time. It's a little weird because the A-plot (Flurry Heart's Crystalling) and B-plot (Glimmer's reunion with Sunburst) are entirely unrelated right up until the B-plot provides the solution to the A-plot's problems. Each could probably be re-written separated from one another.
Though the stakes are turned up, the A-plot may as well just be Baby Cakes again. I actually enjoyed Baby Cakes, but it's one of the worst received episodes in the show so it should be no surprise that going back to the "baby ponies are crazy" well is not well received here. Baby Cakes was a slow-paced episode comprised primarily by filler-jokes about parenting, which isn't really appropriate for a two-part season premiere. I get the sense that they had the high-concept idea of wanting an antagonist that was in no way, shape, or form villainous and which could not be fought.
The B-plot was superb. Spike and Starlight played off one another perfectly, in a way that Spike and Twilight did in earlier seasons, before she was Princess Fix-It. Where Twilight has "grown" as a character and in ability over time, Starlight's flaws are still raw and fresh--she can be conniving, manipulative, prone to outbursts of anger, and have deep reservations about all the lessons that have been drilled into every other pony from the show's start. Spike was able to do what he does best by playing the straight man to her eccentricities. The B-plot is weighted by the A-plot, so it seems to drag a bit, but every part there works just right.
My only real concern coming out of the premiere is overlap between Starlight and Twilight. If Starlight now serves to advance friendship problems for which Twilight is no longer suitable, how does Twilight get used? Does she get relegated to large-scale threat episodes only? Are her only lessons that of a new teacher? I hope she isn't too diminished.
>>26898018
Twi might get an episode and maybe even an appearance in the finale
Drawing the Twilight portion of that one request if you guys wanna watchhttps://picarto.tv/AJRinxooacjDoodles
The subterranean fillies are almost ready to invade the surface world.
>>26898018
Starlight needs to learn about Friendship, not solve friendship problems.
Friendship problems from the map still fall under the jurisdiction of Twilight and Co.
>>26898063
You know there's going to be an episode where the S team takes over for the mane 6.
>>26898068
The S team?
Anyway, yes I actually expect an episode where Glimmer is sent for a friendship problem as a trial by fire kind of thing.
>>26898103
Sounds like a possible set up to the finale actually
>>26898058
Morlock filly pls
>>26898103
Starlight team.
The T team is obviously Twi's.
>>26898112
It could be a repeat of the premiere.
Glimmer's subplot is about her putting all the friendship things she learned to test and by succeeding she provides a essential piece to the main plot for Twilight and friends to succeed.
>>26898127
And the Starlight team is made of...
my heart broken is but at least Big Macintosh is an option
I fixed him.
>>26898136
Double diamond
Bun in the oven
Balloon sniper
And the rest.
>>26898139
you leave his facial hair and his enormous testes alone
testing powerful magic on an alicorn baby seem pretty dangerous
>>26898145
>Night Glider doesn't get to be in the theme song until the second season
>>26898138
I think she is just sick of the constant reminder that her baby is being beaten and raped.
>Faust can't have a healthy baby
>the false alicorn that ushered in the destruction of her dreams can
it's almost poetic
>>26898139
>no goatee
RUINED
>>26898139
ruined*
>>26898174
who was testing?
Sunburst knew what he was talking about when it came to the spells
>>26898145
Hm...I dunno.
What if during the Glimmer episodes she ends up making a new friend each time, and that small team ends up in the finale? I mean we already got Sunburst
Get real scrunchy
>>26898197
It'd be interesting.
I'm still kind of disappointed rainbow power frens didn't make an appearance in the finale.
>>26898068
>>26898103
>Twilight is called to the Crystal Empire by Sunburst because he suspects something is wrong with Flurry Heart
>The Mane 6 go up there and find that Sunburst is in disagreement with Shining and Cadence, who think there's nothing wrong and that Sunburst is just a crank.
>The Mane 6 wind up siding against Sunburst.
>Badda-bing, badda-boom, with her greatest threats collected, Queen Chrysalis appears and reveals the baby to be a changeling, hyper-charged by the endless shower of love.
>The Mane 6 and all present get BTFO, but Sunburst manages to launch an S.O.S. to Starlight, who must, with others, save the day.
>Does so in some way that delightfully highlights abilities she previously used as a villain.
>>26898018
what are you some kind of fucken professional writer making a fancy post like that
>>26898201
why do the ponies scrunch
>>26898212
That ability being "going back in time"?
>>26898212
Guarantee you someone's writing that already
Or that it's already been written
>>26898196
how could you know the spells are safe when an alicorn baby has never existed before
>>26898212
>Glimmer being the main hero and making the main cast useless
No. Sorry anon, I hope that Glimmer gets a decent role but more than that no.
>>26898212
>Does so in some way that delightfully highlights abilities she previously used as a villain.
>Goes back in time and politely asks Twilight to take Sunburst seriously
>she doesn't
>Goes back in time and warns everyone about Chrysalis
>no one believes her
>Goes back in time, waits for Chrysalis to reveal herself and immolates the hell out of her
>>26898212
Manipulation queen masquerades as a changeling in disguise.
>>26898219
the guy who invented the scrunch is a true hero and we will never know who he was
>>26898218
apple why are you so pretty
>>26898250
Where was the first instance of the scrunch?
>>26898236
any sort of depowered alicorn baby is safer than an alicorn baby who is constantly blasting holes in walls
can you imagine what would have happened to a pony hit by one of those beams that punctured multiple floors of crystal castle?
Filly did not slay the jabberwack.
Colt was eaten by a grue.
wait what is glimmers special talent? stealing cutiemarks isnt it is it?
that seems like a pretty great power for fighting bad guys
>>26898228
That or she utilizes some redemption-upgraded Cutie Mark Magic explored during the season through the CMC.
>>26898238
Maybe she doesn't recruit an entire S-team but is able to liberate the Mane cast such that they are then together able to save the day.
Maybe she uses time-fuckery to beat down the door with an army of herself.
Maybe she covertly snatches Twilight's cutie mark for her own use, then finishes her part of the rescue with DBZ force.
Maybe she really fucks with the time-space continuum and pulls a fully-grown-and-operational Flurry Heart from the future to help save herself.
Maybe she's just a top cunt in a way that makes Chryssi fuck up
I would be surprised if she is not a key figure in the finale, given that the premiere gave her a plot of her own.
>>26898286
It'smagic
>>26898269
To be fair the crystal castle seems pretty fragile.
>>26898288
In the finale she specifically notes that the spell she used sends her back in time only to that specific point and only when somebody casts the spell needed to get there. She can't just travel through time at will.
>>26898307
she has like a whole season to study magic before the finale
maybe she gets gud
>>26898286
Hoping we get an episode about how she earned her qtmark. Maybe it'll make her motivation for becoming a villain less stupid.
>>26898307
Given the premiere dispensed with the story bible's idea that Celestia and Luna were born alicorns, I wouldn't be surprised to see Starlight's abilities grow by the end of the season, especially as she learns the MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP
But I'm just spitballing. Time fuckery is probably unlikely if only because (1) it's hard to write and (2) how do you integrate the season's lessons into it?
Colts meme magic is too powerful for you.
>>26898334
I would expect Twilight to enforce a pretty strict "no time magic" rule given her history, Glimmer's history, and the innate world ending potential of time travel.
>>26898355
then she'd just go back in time and convince Twilight that maybe "no time magic" isn't a great or enforceable rule
>>26898307
>>26898334
>>26898351
>>26898355
It's also worth noting that when Starlight gives Sunburst a rundown of her sins, it isn't the cutie mark magic that makes Sunburst go "wait you can do that!?" He specifically highlights her time travel.
Probably nothing but could be a reminder to preserve it as an idea for the audience. "Hey, remember, this pony fucks with time and space? Got that? Okay good, stick a pin in that, we'll come back to it."
>>26898375
But has this show ever done a Chekhov's Gun like that?
>>26898388
it's not really the same type of thing, but Glimmer did appear sneaking around the background of a couple episodes last seasondidn't she specifically appear when Pinkie was making a time travel joke?
>>26898388
No, in fact it sets shit like that up then forgets it.
Remember the dark book Celestia was teaching Twilight, or dark magic in general.
>>26898388
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic/TropesCToD
A few times
>>26898410
Yeah, in What About Discord when Ponk did the Back To The Future reference
why the fuck would glimmer even want to study fucken friendship
>for her crimes the punishment is banishment to the EQG prison universe or be twilys student
oh, easy choice then
Pony asks if you would tell anyone if a friend molested you while camping.
...
Want to go camping?
>>26898433
did you just ask a question so you could answer it yourself and confirm it?
This is the worst shitpost format I've seen yet
>>26898434
and I still wonder
fucking why
>>26898434
>>26898445
Whats the best shitpost format you have seen?
>>26898434
dare I ask what is in those bottles?
>>26897934
That's so my fetish it's not even funny.
>>26898478
Malt liquor?
Cider?
I can't tell.
>>26898388
Sometimes? Sometimes it doesn't follow through on obvious setups, like >>26898411 mentioned. Other times objects or concepts from the premiere come back to play some role. When it does, the callback is usually a broad stroke, and, admittedly, not a blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit of dialogue.
The Cutie Map is introduced at the start of Season 5 and plays a role in Twilight's passage through time in the finale.
Season 4 opens with the Mane 6 giving up their crisis-weapon and ends with them discovering their friendship and the magic it holds has grown to the point that they don't need it. It also opens and closes dealing with the issue of Twilight's newfound status--at the start she's awkward and apprehensive, but by the end she's empowered with the magic of all the princesses.
Season 3 is garbage.
Then there's the season-long tropes the show has come to use, like the keys in season 4 and the background Glimmers in season 5.
>>26898434
i want to hang out with these guys just so i can experience their wacky lifestyle.
>>26898498
It's a lot more boring than you'd expect.
>>26898478
looks like ice tea
>>26898491
what kind of malt liquor can you buy in a six pack of liter bottles?
>>26898471
I Ii
II I_
>>26898519
don't you ever fucking use my own drawings against me again
>>26898513
>>26898513
anon plz
Ponies were a mistake
>>26898513
Excluding sonichu, that may have been the worst comic page in existence.
i was looking for a cute applejack picture to post and i came across this guys weirdo OC
>>26898535
>>26898562
that is not cute
>>26898513
i dont get it
What a dumbass premiere
Like you'd think Starlight of all characters would know a charade when she sees one, since she fucking had one going on herself at one point, and yet she's all like "well he's wizard shaped, I mean come on".
And the whole predicament kicked off from the baby's magic being unstable. Okay, fair enough. But having it triggered by separating her from Pinkie? They couldn't have met in a room that wasn't holding the most precious relic holding their entire kingdom together? That's like letting a baby crawl across the control panel of a Boeing 747. Everything was to convenience the plot, none of it felt natural. They couldn't just have an episode that focused more on Sunburst and Starlight? Also, an introduction of a new main character and a baby? It's like the Cosby show nearing its end except three times faster.
Filly doesn't know how to deal with her emotions. So far she's settled on hugging your leg and screaming.
Jim Dandy to the rescuuuuuue
Jim Dandy to the rescuuuuue
>>26898573
same, filly
looks like he ships himself with applejack
>>26898571
>his home is a wizard hat
I would trust him.
>>26898573
Give filly a treat
>>26898562
what the fuckie
>>26898577
I'd ask "what the fuck" but I don't really want you to answer
>>26898577
wut?
does cadance have any super powers besides the forced love bullshit
>>26896590
>filename kek
>>26898597
...
i think he is kinda cool, also the artist is a girl.
a girl with a stallion OC is kinda hot
Mare tied herself up for you.
>>26898583
You're just going to encourage this kind of behavior Anon.
>>26898571
>first time parents being retarded
Big leap there
>lives in a wizard hat
>has stupid unkempt hair
>wears robes and glasses
>magic epiphany right in front of her
>house full of books and sciency bullshit
>she was too worried about her own lies
This all seems to fit.
>>26898605
Again?
>>26898605
This isn't as effective when I know she can just teleport out.
>>26898605
why is there a tiny pony sized bed in my house
>>26898605
So, what am I supposed to do? Theres nothing down there.
>>26898621
You try to leave but telekinesis edges you forward.
>>26898624
pony enlarged herself to take up your whole bed
What else do you think poison joke does to ponies? Other than the effects we've seen in the show that is.
>>26898571
>ceremony is supposed to take place by the crystal heart because the whole magic renewal thing
>why'd they go to the crystal heart room
>>26898626
twily doesnt need genitals to sexually stimulate the entire town into orgasm at once
>>26898605
Why did the sea tie itself
>>26898608
His house seems wizard shaped just for the plot though. He could still have an interest in magic, it's just that his failure at the academy should have made it clear that he had no ruse to put on. It's not like he went "oh shit, Starlight's coming, better cast a spell to make my home a hat and put wizard stuff in it". Like it would be for his own comfort. It just felt too contrived and set up for Starlight's surprise visit.
It's like a typical episode of Beavis and Butthead where they wander into someplace where they're way out of their element, but because their appearance or something found on their person, they're allowed to keep up their comedy of errors.
>>26898633
whatever would be funny at that particular ponies expense.
i.e. grows scootaloos wings to such large proportions she doesn't have the strength to even flap them, but grows them nonetheless.
>>26898411
Yeah that was season 3 though.
By which I mean season 3 was a mess.
the powerlevels of twily and glimglam seem to be pretty equal. and it doesnt look like starlight had to waste her life studying or going to celestia bullshit school to become powerful.
I'm going to impregnate Starlight!
>>26898607
I'm going to spoil my filly and you can't stop me
I'm going to suck off Sunburst!
Several times, hopefully!
>>26898663
studying and getting private lectures from celestia was twiggy's favorite thing
I'm going to fuck a crystal pony MILF
>>26898663
Twilight is incredibly powerful. Because of her power she was accepted into the school. Which made her even more talented and brought her ascension.
>>26898354
some times i see people who are so good at memes i am impressed, like using a meme in a creative way. i can only dream of being on their level.
>>26898683
She was such a happy filly until Celestia sent her to fucking Ponyville. All downhill from there
>>26898686
>Ara ara~
>>26898663
Twilight is more powerful, Glimmer was more willing to hurt another pony
>>26898721
I have an urge to drink milk now
>>26898721
Why did her pants come off too?
>>26898663
I disagree.
I still stand by what I said, Twily is far more powerful than Starlight.
She just seems incapable of thinking when she was fighting her.
Look at all the bullshit Twilight has done, even before becoming an alicorn. For fuck sake she can reverse gravity on herself. She can teleport like there's no tomorrow. She has so many magic tricks that could distract someone during a fight it's not even funny.
Also in the S5 finale all Glimmer did was dodge and sometimes surprise attack Twilight. She bearly put any effort and after the past was fucked she'd relax. Meanwhile Twilight would go to a horrible future, waste time and energy and then waste even roe energy to cast the time travel spell.
And after that happened multiple times, she fianlly has a somewhat real fight with Glimmer and it ends up with a tie.
>>26898740
because her ass isn't as gigantic as it used to be?
>>26898721
>season snack up on you again
>>26898721
>you will never lewd with an OL gloomy
>>26898711
I wonder what she's going to look like by season 10?
>>26898744
I'm going to pat this horse on the headI'm even going to call him a good pony
>>26898747
Oh I see
Her tits didn't grow, just everything else shrank
I was looking at it the other way around
>>26898750
please do not vore the seasons
>>26898754
Celestia but purple and neurotic. Celestia's inner peace comes from living long enough to see it all.
>Finally had time to watch the new episode
It was pretty good.
>>26898754
I hope to god not like this
>>26898781I hope she ends up like that, but all of her friends are princesses too
>The Crystalling
>>26898721
i just got done fapping to titty demons myself
>>26898778
I enjoyed it tooI'm glad I still like pony
>>26898752I'm sure there are others who could oblige
>>26898762
That's what happens at the end of a season
>ponies fucking around with time travel
do you think celestia ever used the forbidden time travel spell
I like the babby
Every time Cadance and Shining appear on the show, the little fucker's going to be flying around in the background knocking shit over and stuff.
>>26898819
I like the baby too.
But I really love Shiny and Candyass so I'm biased
>have big argument with friends about crystal ponies as a race
>turns out it's just a temporary buff brought on my being near the crystal heart when it powers up
>retroactively win the argument
>wonder if any of them even remember
lol
>>26898853
Even when they're not all crystally, crystal ponies have diamond eyeshines
they're a different race of ponies
but good job patting yourself on the back while being entirely wrongAlso, normal ponies don't have mane gradients except Cadence. Since she's the Crystal Princess, I feel like she's entitled.
>>26898858
wings are neat
Fracture the crystal pony.
>>26896855
Never change, /mlp/
Never changenice repeating digits btw
>>26898864
Contacts and hair dye.
Also, since there are unicorns and pegasi of the crystal persuasion I'm hard pressed to believe that one isn't just a kind of fancy earth pony.
>>26898886
Crystal pony reformed like the T-1000
>>26896855
Took long enough.
>>26898893
>there are unicorns and pegasi of the crystal persuasion
I guess I'm going to have to watch the episode again to confirm but I was looking for them and I didn't see any
there's a difference between a pegasus/unicorn hanging around and getting blasted with crystal magic, and an actual crystal pegasus or crystal unicorn
>>26898886
yes
>>26898919
Crystal pegasus was in Three's a Crowd.
>>26897800
But she still can't fly. :(
art.webmyou are now manually hearing it
>>26898932
unless its the celestia touching you thing i have no idea what it is
>>26898926
Neither Flash nor Purplestallion have the diamond eyes though
that guard just got all hopped up on crystal power before stepping out
>>26898944
i posted that picture by mistake, you are NOT cool
>>26898951
i wonder if the artist knows people are spamming his shit as a meme
>>26898944
It is.
>>26898944
as per >>26897333, it is
>>26898949
>Flash Sentry
>appearing on the show
There's still hope for her turn, right?
>>26898958
i actually like that so you are cool again, you can have your luna back.
>>26898967
no
she's banished to the eternal high school hellzoneGlimmer's going to rescue her and they're both going to become princesses.
filly in the alley
https://youtu.be/uS5xR7jBxDw
It's timefor fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC0qk2LLohc
>>26898998
Butt?
>>26898998
I like that video a lot
here's another video I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIllAilTnE
post wikiwiki
>>26898998
>9 fucking minutes of that
>>26899024
no
I got an idea, lets blast the baby with the elements of harmony. that seems to fix everything.
>>26899049
the elements got turned into a puzzlebox that got turned into a castle
we can't blast her with a castle
she's already defeating the castle she's living in
>>26899049
Dash, this is why you're not in charge of coming up with the plans.
>>26899010
The princesses at the end are the cutest
>>26899068those two princesses are the cutest in the show too
>>26899093
Even after Luna Eclipsed, the camping episode, and the one with the embodiment of her pent up sexual desire?
>>26899103
i apologize for the low quality post, please forgive.
>>26899098
I can make some eggs and bacon if she wants
>>26899125
It's fine, better than >>26899098 these posts
>>26899142
filly wants to go to good post town
>>26899128
dont forget the unhealthy amount of cheese and donkey sauce
>>26899150
the hell's donkey sauce?
>>26899142
sorry again
>>26899155
is guy fereries secret sauce
http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/guy-fieris-recipe-donkey-sauce
if I were hanging out with a pony and found out she was making bad posts I would still think she's a good pony
shitposting filly go to bed pls
>>26899191
filly started bouncing in the bed and yelling about memes
>>26899177
>mixing that with eggs and bacon
absolutely not.she can have the cheese though.
>>26899177
holy shit its literally just fucken mayonnaise
>>26899205
flavored mayonnaise
I've been fapping to this way more than I thought I would.
>>26899280
what
>>26899280
whats there to fap to other than the 1 picture?
>>26899297
Beats me. The only thing I have that even comes remotely close is this.
>>26899310
what i thought the human was gloomy
Oh yeah, this too.
>>26899313
>invisible thighmaster
>>26899312
That's why I said remotely. Also I found this.
>>26899318
I don't think you can lewd the gloomy
she would just be all "meh"
>>26899345
Wouldn't stop me from trying. Man, going through this folder I'm surprised just how many MLPG things I've saved.
Colt says that Plato is his favourite philosopher.
>>26899280
I'm sorry, but I'm going to be that guysource please
>>26899361she'd try to be all bored and casual about it but she would have a mild grin on her face the whole timethen later she says thanks and tells you to go ahead and feel free do that again whenever you're up for it
>>26899374
same, actually
>>26899380
i am a permavirgin so i dont know but do people really say thanks to eachother after sex
>>26899400
I mean, she doesn't just say "ty 4 the orgasm" right after you make her blast a huge futaload all over the place
she just gives you a nice card a day or two later
>>26899419
>futa
Shit. You're shit. Why are you so shit.
>>26899374
>>26899380
For you guys.
http://i.imgur.com/UdqP6D0.jpg
All I want is:
To be a pony
To have a pony wife
With a couple of pony kids
Is this really so much to ask?
>>26899438
Any horse that represents MLPG is going to have a dick
At LEAST a dick
>>26899442
ehhhhhh
thanks for sharing, I guess
where'd you get that, anyway? It's not on his tumblr or soup.io
Most motherly mare.
>>26899454
It's not that I disagree. It's more that I think all the mane 6 would be good mothers, but each with their own nuances.
>>26899458
Futa is shit though.
>>26899477
wrong
>>26899458
fuck off, not everyone has your dumb fetish
>>26899461
>all the mane 6 would be good mothers, but each with their own nuances.
Mostly agreed. Apple is still most motherly.
>>26896508
yea boi
>>26896480
>Pinkie Pie
>Apply directly to the friendship
>>26899503
I dislike her new mane style
Beyond that Stalot was great this pilot
>only in here does 'quality of posts' actually matter
Probably gonna be walking funny after this.http://i.imgur.com/3D92Tk7.png
mare
>>26899533
do you wish to be the little mare?
>>26899540
got any stallions?
>>26899533
unf, this is pretty much what i dream about every night
>>26899544
Not really. But somebody requested me like this, so...
>>26899553
Please say it's Twilight doing this to you and I'm not there.
>>26899556
but you're an integral part of the fantasy
>>26899558I seriously don't know why anyone would fantasize about pony me, but what floats your boat I guess.
It's late
>>26899564
I'd rather fantasize about this pony.
>>26899566
it's never too late for pegasuses
>>26899564
dont lie, you love it when people unf to your slutty OC
>>26899533
u n f
>>26899570
it's hard to tell which one is Applejack because the post is wearing her hat
>>26899570
I have been wanting to drawmare/mare
>>26899577
>sluttyHa ha ha ha ha...no. I don't DISlike it...but I don't think it's rather strange.
>>26899571
pegasususususes
>>26899590
impostersuses
>>26899589
>>I have been wanting to drawmare/mareDo it
>>26899597
Helia pls
>>26899589
how big do you like the ass on your mares? large or extra large?
>>26899577
>>26899589
one day we'll all be slutty oc ponies and we can take turns unfing to each other
>>26899615
petite
>>26899615
large asses on extra large mares
>>26899615
extra large asses on extra small fillies
>>26899631
fillies aren't mares
>>26899615I dunno. I'm not really into ass. Come to think of It I don't think there's one specific part of a pony I can point out as my favorite. It's more of a "complete package" kind of thing. I like the pony as a whole and not just a part. Like with Derpy and Rarity. There's no one aspect of them I like. I just like them.
>>26899632
>>26899631
i had to go check the
>impossibly large ass,filly
tag and there is only 1 result, the ass isnt even huge and it doesnt even look like a filly
https://derpibooru.org/937029
>>26899637
>Derpy and Rarity
has anyone even drawn this ship ever
>>26899650
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=derpity
>>26899647
there's a few more results for big butt, filly
>>26899637
SPOILER ABUSE
SPOILER ABUSE
>>26899650
Not really...Man I wish I could draw better.
>>26899653
Is this a thing now?
>>26899650
apparently, I found a few pictures of them
I choose this one
>>26899652
cool, big butt fillies are my fav
>>26899658
what a lewd mare
just eating a pony donut (or ponut, if you will) in public and talking about big butt fillies
she's just so pleased with herself too
I could never talk about big dick colts like that
>>26898813
Comic Celestia yes, show Celestia no idea - but probably not. She seems to be too responsible for that, at least now. And they haven't told us anything about her youth in the show.
>>26899662
she is a fuckin slob, look at all the mess she is spilling over the table
>>26899658
I'll date the superior donut mare
>>26896470
Welp, there go Twilight Velvet and Night Light
>>26899668
she's just really enthusiastic
and pony donuts (ponuts) are messy things
>>26899671
Those names show up in enough other places we can overlook the credits.
>>26899671
fucking
what
why
>>26899671
RARITY
AND
LUNA
AND
THE BABY
ARETHESAMEPERSON
>>26899679
oh calm down Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Stubborn Crystal Pony, Crystal Pony 1 and Foal
>>26899671
Hasbro.jpg
>>26899675
I hope so, otherwise that's literally years of canon retconned the fuck out
>>26899676
>hasbro's face when
>>26899679
I knew that baby had to be Tabitha as soon as I heard its stupid baby noises. Not saying that's a bad thing, I just immediately recognized her special type of crazy.
>>26899702
She is the lady who gave us the iconic voice of "Gravy Boat".
>you will never feel his fluffytail on your face
>>26896769
I wish I were a colt so I could enjoy her sitting on my face more.
>>26896769
>filly anon is nathan
i just cant ever get my boner up
i came here to kick ass and hug fillies, and i'm all out of ass.
>>26899671
Twilight Velvet is a stupid name. Why did people decide to give her the same name as her daughter? Though I do disagree with this idea of the wife and husband having the same last name; pony names work differently. Are there still people who write Rarity's "full" name as "Rarity Belle"?
WOOP WOOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-eAx3Dxpj4
>Shining Armor Sparkle
>Candance Sparkle
>Flurry Hurts Sparkle
dumb, but if ponies saw some of the wacky long chinese names some humans have they would say the same.
https://41.media.tumblr.com/4ff4bc59be47a9a3ec3d42c67941046b/tumblr_o4qfpmUCEA1spedcuo1_1280.png
>>26899748
the baby had some of the best faces
>>26899744
I bet the worst she can do is give you some electric shocks, like when you charge yourself up on the carpet
In 5 years the episode where Flurry gets her cutie mark is going to be depressing as fuck 'cause you know....5 years
>>26899766
I expected her to be more directly involved in fixing the Heart, and getting a cutie mark in that just to more show off how fucking amazing she is.
>>26899745
>Are there still people who write Rarity's "full" name as "Rarity Belle"?
Yes, and it gives me an aneurysm whenever I have to read it
>>26899777
>you'll never have an overly affectionate Twilight touch you
qeq
>>26899783
>Applejack dialogue
>Ah ahm here, Twahlight
Who are these people? What's awful is that since so many people do it I have to put up with it, unless I see "Twahlight", then I know I have to bail.
>>26899801
>y'all y'all y'all
>>26899753
wtf is wrong with these feets
where's the original framegrab when you need it
>>26899807
Y’all’dn’t’ve tha means to ta'k laik thiis.
>>26899807
>Applejack uses "y'all"
>talking to only one other pony
>>26899671
Didn't those names only ever show up in the comics?
>>26899839
And the CCG, and basically everywhere else
>>26899825
Wasn't that contraction both you and you all, depending on where you are?
I need it
>>26899748
>>26899823
>Luna with a ponytail
Unf
>>26899808
They are hooves. Same as the "hands".
>>26899758
After the baby cakes I wasn't really looking forward to another baby but Flurry Heart was actually fun.
Which of the main cast do you think is most likely to take their sexual frustrations out on their pets? I bet it would be Flutters as she'd be too meek to get a colt boyfriend.
>>26899901
None of them you sick fucker
>>26899901
Spike counts as Twilights pet, right?
>>26899901
Twilight.
>>26899906
>>26899908
Oh hey
>>26899906
>>26899908
How in the hell did you two do that
>>26899906
>>26899908
Did you two plan this?
>>26899924
it was at this moment that you realized you weren't the first human to arrive in Equestria
>>26899906
>>26899908
how
>>26899905
Aw, come on anon. Wouldn't you like your favourite pony to reward her hard working dog with a good lickin' down there?
>>26899958
Plaese die
>>26899960
Not into bestiality, then? What about pedophilia? Do you want to fuck the littler ponies, anon?
>>26899958
This art is atrocious
Best pony.
Hasbro sure knows how to make the place look appealing.I think DT is all but confirmed now.
>>26900029
What did I miss?
>>26900037
Just another of their Explore Equestria posters on the official Facebook page.
>>26900029
>that belly
I rub that so bad.
>>26900040
>Explore Equestria
Yeah, that is probably the thing I missed. Is it anything special or just bits of information about Equestria?
>>26900060
It's apparently the theme for S6
Some of these ponies have nice butts. Stop that.
>>26900054
Preferably after she's had about a baker's dozen of muffins.
>>26900074
I can smell the hot pockets
>>26900093
You're cooking hot pockets? Can I have some?
>>26900062
And Maud soon
>up at 6am
I will never not hate this.
>Today is National Hot Tub Day
Don't worry, it's not a time machine.
>>26900119
Well, no one is forcing you
>>26900121
Sounds like a good way to spend my morning
>>26897639
>not even cum version
>>26900119
you're not alone
>>26900119
>I'll have to wake up at 5am on mondays next semester and attend classes until 6pm
life is hell and I long for the sweet embrace of death
>>26900138
>>26900119
What if pony helped?
>>26900119
>Wanted to get up at 7AM so I have plenty of time to enjoy the holidays and also get some shit down.
>Alarm rings, instantly fall asleep again.
>Wake up 4 hours later.
>mfw
>>26900146
I'm going to kick pony into the wall if she does this.
>>26900146
I think almost anything in life would be better if cute ponies were there helping
>>26900163
>>26900172
Why would you want to kick such a beautiful little pony like that?
>>26900169
Most definitely.
>>26900236
I want to touch his sunbutt
Why can't I think pony is cute AND want to make her my slut? Why does it have to be one or the other?
>>26900247
No one said you can't.
Growing up with your waifu or horsebando
>>26900247
You can do both.
However, ponies are not sluts so your hopes will never be fulfilled.Unless it's Rarara
>>26900243
I don't think I can find Sunburst for sexual. Not sure why. Something about his personality and maybe that beard.
>>26900263
I just want to fluster him in public
>>26900263
Don't know if you've noticed, but being a guy, not finding other guys for sexual is normal for you.
>>26900298
>>26900298
>Little Strongheart
She was cute. It's a shame everyone forgot about her.
>>26900262
Oh calm down, I'll touch your magicbutt too
>>26900347
I guess you never really stop being a villain.
>>26900364
She's a hero for getting rid of that monstrosity, anon.
>>26900373
It's not Sunburst's fault he can't grow a proper unicorn wizard's beard. It's probably some kind of hormone problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbGR3k-cZZg
>>26900387
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
>>26900398
I want to pank the ponk
Rarity wants to make your clothing fabulous.
>>26900435
Coat it with gems until it becomes armor.
>>26900414
It was fun until the tear. Now it seems to feelsy to enjoy for me.
>>26900435
I barely leave my house, so I don't see the point in looking fabulous.
>>26900438
I know the exact centerpiece to use...
>>26900443
I am going to pick that gem up.
>>26900000
>5 zeros
>no replies
>>26900441
She take after her mother well.If she doesn't learn Sunshine Sunshine I'm going to break something
>>26900456
Good
>>26900442
>A person should look their best no matter what they're doing
>>26900456
There was one. He was dealt with.
>>26900456
It already had a reply you dingus
>>26900449
pony advises against
>>26900459
I barely consider myself to be a person.
>>26900449
Just like all those others tried to do?
Roll situational awareness.
>>26900477
You have rolled dubs.
Congratulations. You have successfully picked the gem up. You may now put it on Rarity's dress.
hi guys
i haven't watched season six yet
but instead of asking you questions about it
i invite you to ask me questions about episodes i haven't seen (other than the promo--i know who flurry heart is and stuff)
let's see how much i know
ask away
>>26900467
Barely still means within the boundaries of the set containing all persons.
Now put on that checkered shirt along with some decent trousers and shave yourself.
>>26900489
Who is best poni
>>26900489
What about instead of doing that you go watch the show
>>26900497
that bearded pony of course
>>26900435
if rarity fucking touches any of my sick threads, she's spending the night outside
this shit cashmere
>>26900495
But I've never shaved.
>>26900489
There have only been two episodes in season six.
>>26900500
>>26900500
Nice
Nice
>>26900501
But what if she begs?
>>26900505
Barber and get a decent beard, then.
Alternatively, do whatever ems do, I know barely enough about male fashion, let alone theirs.
When is Flutterbrother episode?
>>26900541
NEVER
EVER
>>26900398
PINKO
>>26900541
We have no idea.
Chances are it is going to be in the first half since they spoiled it during the panel dedicated to S5's second half (relatively early).
CRASH THIS THREAD
>>26900489
also i have some guesses about season six
twilight acts like a cute dork, so does her bbbff
commie pone gets way too much screen time
pinkie is lol randum
rarity is a slut
rainbow dash is a cunt
applejack does something country
fluttershy is shy
celestia is useless
the explanation for why the babby was born an alicorn is fucking bullshit
and in the end everything is resolved with the magic of friendship
also there may be some cute new background ponies who already have fan names and backstories
>>26900575
Most of this is just "What happened before will happen again".
>>26900573
Still a page to go and we're slow as ever.
Might as well wait it out.
>>26900575
You couldn't hit a broadside of a barn with that prediction, anon.
>>26900579
rarity has never been slutty before
Thick
>>26900581
HOW ABOUT NO
Starlight and Sunburst's fearful sobs as Twilight's telekinetic fields force him into her.
is lauren still mad about equestria girls?
>>26900605
>No hooves actually won in that poll.
I doubt you could hold a grudge for that long.
But there's really no rationale behind choosing the latter unless you're looking for drawn human porn.
last pic for qts
>>26900636
>>26900636
>>26900636
The student is a teacher!
>>26900575
>twilight acts like a cute dork, so does her bbbff
Check
>commie pone gets way too much screen time
Uncheck, she got about the right amount of screen time so far.
>pinkie is lol randum
Only one time so far.
>rarity is a slut
Things that have never happened.
>rainbow dash is a cunt
Nopen not yet anyway.
>applejack does something country
I don't think she did.
>fluttershy is shy
She had 2 lines in 2 episodes.
>celestia is useless
Surprisingly no, she helped.
>the explanation for why the babby was born an alicorn is fucking bullshit
Ehhh, they just said that it had never happened in equestria before.
>and in the end everything is resolved with the magic of friendship
It was actually resolved through powerful magic from multiple princesses and a wizard.
>also there may be some cute new background ponies who already have fan names and backstories
Just one.