MLP General

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UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE

603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.

604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>filly

>>26891391
celestia blasted filly cadance with horse magic to turn her into an alicorn in the book

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happy easter, mlpg

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>>26891426

>>26891418
Oh, alright. In that case it's probably a girls club.
Maybe stallions can't even become alicorns.

>>26891432
lolwat

>>26891435
Can't even speak old English.
Only historians would Kek at this.

>>26891381
I wonder how they even founded the crystal empire in those wastelands. Or did the cold only creep up on it later and then they used the heart to keep it at bay?

>>26891387
season 6 is a mistake
>>26891388
sonata dusk pls

>>26891436
How does he do the hoofthing without falling forwards?

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Pony princess of the empire can give birth to weapon grade alicorns?
That unacceptable!
They raise army infront of Yakyakistan door!
That princess and offspring must be spayed, or else THIS MEANS W.A.R !

>>26891459
Compared to me. I'm not cool.

>>26891472
Strong back muscles

>>26891475
>the Yaks get defeated in a single day by Flurry Heart

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>>26891459
i think you are cool

>>26891472
Horsecock

>>26891459
add me to the list

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>>26891459

cute at least

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>>26891426
>>26891436
He was such a cutie this episode

>>26891555
whores spit
ladies swallow

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>>26891618
I'm interested in what the show staff actually thinks of stuff like this.
Besides how funny some of it is, of course.

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The cutest apocalypse bringer

>>26891462
I guess they had the heart first? Would be interesting to learn the history.

>>26891462
Likely an invention of necessity to endure, or perhaps early settlers already had the crystal heart developed and it just happened to push back the wild will of the north.

Would be an interesting read, to be sure.

>>26891505
thanks

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>>26891721

Or considering the city is called an "empire" its all that is left of what was a much larger territory, most of which wouldn't have been stuck in the pony arctic

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>>26891684

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>No evil Twilight episode
It would be so interesting. Even if it was something temporary like a possession

Don't say EQG 3, they executed that idea so poorly and even then it wasn't even pony

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still have half a tank of gas and full pack of smokes. the drawfag stimulus isn't over yet;
draw any mlpg horse of your choice
[nyxfags fuck off]
send invoices to [email protected]

>>26891752
Yes but Empires dont just spring out the ground. The ponies had to start out somehow, and it's highly unlikely they expanded while being buried with the otherwise untameable storms.

I would wager the early migrants utilized magic to develop the crystal heart and the subsequent rituals, then the Empire was founded/expanded outward as a result.

It would be interesting to note if some of the known settlements/towns in other areas were once connected to the Empire, and only splintered off after Sombra and the main hub of the Empire vanished. Though that is unlikely since we see very little connection between places like Ponyville/Canterlot and the Empire aside from archaic knowledge of the Empire's existence. The exception to this train of thought would be if it happened so long ago that the similarities died off and everything faded to legend.

>>26891806
>tfw stuck at my parents over the holidays
Tomorrow™

>>26891814

I was making the suggestion that the remaining city we know is not necessarily the original one

Perhaps it was originally a mining settlement or had some more common sense reason behind its location

>>26891833
Oh, right.

And I dunno; if they wandered into the area with the Crystal Heart already and it pushed the weather back, it strikes me as a good a place as any for its location since the weather under the effects of the CH is more temperate.

It would be interesting to have more origin related stuff to the Crystal Empire for sure though.

>>26891814
With how old the empire is according to the show, it could easily just be their southern most city. Like the Dwemer, they spread out across the northern reaches of the equestiran continent, using their magic to keep back the snow and make it habitable.
Que the inevitable "nature strikes back" thing, and their cities are burred under snow and ice again, until they have to pool their resources and hold at their southernmost city, the place known as the crystal empire today.

>you will never have a filly daughter

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>>26891892
Starlight was pretty silly

>>26891892
Her and Sunburst were the cutest horses.

>>26891859

I am looking at it more in the Context of a Rome parallel. Rome was the great city, the original city, but eventually it fell away, the capital moving to Constantinople when the west fell. To those living in Constantinople during the height of the Byzantine empire, while they were all Romans, there was only one capital, and it wasn't Rome.

The modern crystal empire could be a second or even third capital, originally grown out from a purposed settlement like a mining colony or giant snow cone export business or whatever other reason ponies would go to the arctic for.

I am also struck by a strange number of Stargate Atlantis parallels with the introduction of the crystal empire and the changelings

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>>26891894
I'd even be willing to settle with satyr children at this point

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How long until a Flurry Heart plush...oh.

>>26891923
as long as you promise to keep your dirty hands off your children

>>26891912
>originally grown out from a purposed settlement like a mining colony
The castle seems to be a huge antenna for magical things so I would assume that it always had a purpose similar to holding the cold at bay.

>>26891912
Speaking of Rome, the Crystal Empire is pretty greco-roman
From the vase depicting the crystaling to the crystal forms of some of the horses, it just screams greco-roman
I love it

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Yay crystal moonbutt

>>26891814
Maybe when the empire and city was founded it was much warmer up north, only for the untameable cold coming later and forcing them to lose much of their territory to the cold and become pretty much a city state.

did you guys like the season opener?

i was pleasantly surprised. i liked the b plot focus on glimmer and her neet husbando

Smallburst is the new Moondiaper.

>>26891961

Yeah thats what drew me to the Rome comparison in the first place. they and the pegasi definitely took some serious influence there

>>26891971
I wish they had actually given them alternative mane styles though

>>26891716
why is twilys tail twitching so much, is she suffering from itchy ponut

>>26891995
I actually loved it, the Starlight/Sunburst subplot was amazing

>>26891995
I riked it. The only thing I would have changed is to lessen the amount of "Twilight is an autist" jokes a bit.

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>>26891995

I think I am in the minority but I really didn't care much for it at all compared to previous openers

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>>26891796
>crying in lust

So like when she doesn't want to rape you, but has to, since her urges are unbearable?

Was kind of hoping they were going to roll the baby around in the broken crystal to fix it.

>>26892006
It's the ginger

>>26892037
Edgy.

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>the castle looked smaller from the outside
I wonder how big it is and how many weird rooms Twilight has.

>>26892023
What is this meatball magic?

>>26892053
tree library >>>>>>>>>> dog shit >>> castle

>>26892053
It has over 60 subbasements. The bottom levels require a complex cooling system to dispel the heat from the planet's core.

>>26892064
Twilight's Canterlot place >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tree library > castle

>>26892053
At least with Starlight living there it might feel a bit less empty now.
I still want the Twibrary back though

>>26892064
I wish Twilight's castle was made out of wood or something.
I would probably hate it less.

>>26892037
I was hoping they'd sacrifice it to bring the crystal back

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>>26892072
>imfuckingplying

>>26891752
A pony ice Atlantis makes sense
Since it has all this weirdo magic

Is Flurry Heart the pony equivalent of naming your baby Auswitchz Nineleven?

>>26892086
fuck off pisslord

>>26892086
Her Canterlot place is fucking huge with an amazing view over the best city in Equestria, shitloads of books and a telescope
It's like the tree library but infinitely better

>>26892081
Or the baby would become a heart shaped crystal with a face, forever spinning in to the middle of town.

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>>26892015
At least Spike was literal-minded but competent, and not the designated butt monkey.

The subplot with Sunburst trying to conceal his inadequacey and avert Starlight's disappointment will hopefully be just the tip of the iceberg for his future development.

I also like how Starlight felt a little prick of conscience at her former misdeeds.

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>"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS? DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?!"

>>26891912
>Byzantine Empire
>they were all Romans
>Byzantine
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Romans""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Barbarics and invaders pretending to be something they're not

Like ancient newfags

>>26892132
brushie the pony

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>>26891995
Really disappointing. I really liked GlimGlam an her interactions with Spike and Sunburst, but the whole thing involving Flurry Heart was really annoying.

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>>26892132
the cutest

>>26891995
>B plot
It was the only plot

The baby breaking the crystal heart was lame

>>26892157
Anon, a warning.

DO NOT boop the DI.

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>>26892121
I kind of want to know if he actually dropped out of Celestia's school or he finished his schooling and just didn't get to be a wizard

>>26892132
I think you are very cute, ma'am.

>>26892081
>>26892037
Wtf and why am I laughing

>>26892175
duh. I only do that when she's off-duty.

>>26891995

The plot was lame, but it had much better character interaction than S5 and S4 openers so I still had fun with it.

>>26892121
>I also like how Starlight felt a little prick of conscience at her former misdeeds.

That might have also been because the outcome was never intended. I mean, she refuses to believe Twilight that her friendship with the other five could be important enough to have such an impact on Equestria for quite a while. She never wanted anyone but Twilight to suffer.

Okay, okay. But

What if we took Starlight Glimmer, and stacked her on top of Twilight, and then stacked Trixie on top of that.

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>I wanna be mentored by Princess Twilight, dad!

>>26892209
only ponies of the same race can be in a stack

>>26892209
then I'd have one hell of a boner

>>26892261
Well you'd also have three convenient places to store it.

Remember when Twilight was the best at magic?

Ahhh good times

>>26892216
Please stop calling me that, filly.

>>26892269
nine, technically.

>>26892274
No

>>26892274
Twilight is the China of alicorns: she's really good at copying spells.

>>26892279
Ah, but I'm assuming you're standing behind them. Se really it's six.

>>26892274
Remember when Twilight was a cute, interesting character?

I don't either.

>>26892293
I can work with six.

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>>26892296
hey fuck you buddy

>>26892303
Which of the six would you use first?

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>>26892296
I remember yesterday, yes

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The art style on that panel is adorable.

I like how this whole disaster happened simply because the writers could not think of anything better than Flurry crying. Its only down hill from here boys.

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Post crystal ponies.

>>26892296
when muh perfect waifu faust was there

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>>26891814
A pony settlement found in a hostile environment with excessive cold? Where have we heard of that, again?

>Pony settlements are pretty much city states at that point.
>Coexist about as well as the legends say.
>Magical winter creatures screw ponies over.
>Some tribes migrate south (south means less cold), unite under friendship, create a confederation of sort, Equestria.
>Meanwhile, some other tribes further north see that going south doesn't solve the problem (pony proto-land, now covered in snow as well).
>End up uniting under some marriage of the rulers who set up the protective magic and boom, the tribes in question start living around it, protected from the cold by the magic of love.

>>26892321
Twilight gets to go first, and she gets a proper breeding. 'cuz she's my waifu

>>26891381
WHY IS SHE WEARING NYX'S HEADBAND

FUCKING SLUT

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>>26892296

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>>26892331

>>26892176
They have an entry exam that tests their practical skills so I would assume that theory alone won't let you finish, you will need to present some of it, too.

>>26892328
I will never understand what was the point of this.

>>26891436
Twilight's wings will be gone in the finale.

>>26892362
You can probably specialize in theory though, it'd be weird if you couldn't

>>26892370
I don't understand what the point of the whole goddamn comic is.

>>26892292
She'll be no longer an alicorn in the future.

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>>26892328
>fillies suffering and PTSD
What the hell, Pencils.

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>>26892362
Yeah, I'm afraid Sunburst just came up short. There was just no way he could possibly satisfy Celestia's requirements.

>>26892356
Lauren should shitpost all the time

It's the best use for Twitter

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>>26892326
Dirty pony.

>>26892362
I think it's more a thesis thing

>>26892356
Most of those weren't really funny.

>>26892436
anyone else get the feeling that glim is younger that twily by like 7+ years

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Eyes closed. That's unforgivable.

>>26892411
>rarity will never rub her neck on your dick

>>26892370
Character development I guess? Though it felt a bit out of place with all the blood, I will give you that.

>>26892392
He said he likes ponies and wanted to make a pony comic.
I think it's cute.

>>26892411
I'm not sure if I should be upset or happy that it will never go further than this.

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He was doing so well.

>>26892485
How come you never call ME cute?

>>26892498
>being cute

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>>26892498
Males can't be cute.

>>26892343
The only thing that doesn't completely fit is that there were no icehorses (forgot their name, Windigos?) when the heart shattered, so it is unlikely that they were the reason for the cold in the north

>>26892466
why is this one smaller?

>"Now Starlight," Twilight coos as she tightens the leather strap around the unicorn's midsection, "don't forget that Sunburst has been sequestered away in his library for a long, long time. Trust me, I know what that can do to a pony.."
>Starlight can hear Twilight's breathing get a little funny as the Princess's legs quiver with excitement. She tries to whine through the gag.
>"Shh, shh, don't worry. I'll make sure you two have a good time. Oooh he'll be so excited when he sees you!"
>Papers shuffling. A spell? She tries to angle her head toward the sound.
>Twilight's horn begins to glow; it's bright enough that she can see it behind the blindfold.

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>>26892510
Hey now, that's not true.
Soarin's pretty cute.

>>26892510
Glimmers name is pissing me off

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>>26892519
Even at the genetic level, she likes to micromanage her subjects.

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>>26892516
They're on the Frozen North. It works kind of like the Everfree Forest in a sense, not caused by Windigos.

Just watched the opening episodes, i hope we dont see any more sunburst, i would prefer my mare and filly show to stay free of stallions and colts.
And i gotta say, not a very good opening compared to the other seasons.

>>26892490
But there's nothing to squeeze there

>>26892544
same, also do we have a mane 7 now? if so, wtf?!

>>26892555
Stop being 12

>>26892316
Gawd. That is cute.

>>26892565
fug u bish

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>>26892555
No.

Starlight will be like Discord, relegated to being a secundary character used in some episodes but not part of the main cast.

She doesn't even consider the rest of the mane 6 to be her friends still.

Did randumb post his pixel animation for the premiere already?

>>26892587
He quit ponies

>>26892587
he ded
hit by bus
was very sad

>>26892519
More please

>>26892587
he quit

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>>26892593
>>26892615
>>26892624
Please

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>Anon, what do you have in that 'some cry' folder?

>>26892628
what

>>26892631
>some cry
I hope he's dead now

>>26891995
Everything with Spike, GlimGlam, or Sunburst in it worked. Most of the rest was predictably annoying and annoyingly predictable. And kind of dumb.

Not as dumb as the REEEEE over Luna's 'it is beyond even our understanding line'.

Weakest season opener yet. Surprised it doesn't get more hate, but I guess the SG and SB and Spike interactions really were that good. And Spike finally got props.

>>26892631
a colt crying

>>26892641
He was in the gravity falls fandom last I heard

>>26892643
>Weakest season opener yet
better than s4 opener.

>>26892643
It's better than the S3 and S4 opener

>>26892643
What I really liked of the premiere is the heavy continuity it had over other episodes.

>>26892651
>/gfg/ and Dipper's sexualization
Sounds about right.

>>26892533
Name or mane?

>>26891995
I thought it was gonna be shittier.
The baby wasn't good. But it wasn't the turbo abortion I assumed it was. I was glad it was a pseudo-villain.

Glimmer was really fun, especially her interactions with Spike, who was done justice for once. That and, a lot of the episode was just plain cute, which is rare for an opener.

Personally I didn't care about not having an epic villain rainbow fight, it makes it stand against the rest a little bit more.

I think people are shitting on it too much to be honest. I knew that was a given because babby but still. It wasn't the best opener but it was still a few leagues above say, 3.

>>26892464
No. I always thought of Glim as a bit older than Twoi.

>>26892628
He said he's a bit busy this weekend but will have it done at some point next week.

>>26892705
The Crystal Empire is underrated as fuck as an opener though.

>>26892716
Ah, thanks

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>>26892631
Stuff like this

>>26892464
Feels older to me

>>26892718
A fair opinion to have. I won't hold it against you. You enjoy what you enjoy, Anon.

Can I take a couple requests?

>>26892726
why must you do this
on easter of all days

>>26892735
More Sunburst

>>26892735
A grown up Flurry Heart

>>26892735
Glimmer and Spike!

>>26892735
Trixie and Sunburst comparing capes

>>26892735
filly Gloomy sleeping curled up at the foot of anon's bed like a kitten.

>>26892735
Lewdprincess growing larger

>>26892735
sunburst, spike and big mac hanging out
alternatively, starlight and spike

>>26892735
Celestia wrapping herself into a blanket burrito

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>>26892736
hey, things could be worse. be thankful for what you got!

>>26892761
isn't that guy a vegetable

>>26892735
Crystal filly nervously giving Spike a love letter

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>>26892766
Yea. Ponies, turning fruits into vegetables.

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Remember that on this day, Queen Chrysalis died for your sins.

>>26892746
>>26892747
>>26892750
GOT IT, COACH

>>26892783
>imagine no religion
I grinned

>>26892788
Bullshit. Mom's upstairs getting dinner ready right now.

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happy holidays, mlpg

Think we may get an answer on Spike's relationship with Twilight's family?

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>>26892806
Seriously though. It's my worst fear. Suffering brain damage that destroys your iq and/or makes you unable to move or function like a human being, and while having 0 dignity you're not allowed to die either. You just stay in a chair, continue to get fat till you die of heart failure.

>>26892817
You know, "Living Wills" are a thing.

>>26892652
You have shit taste.

>>26892817
At some point I'll have to forge a pact with someone and make them promise that they will end me if I ever suffer brain damage like that.

>>26892657
No it wasn't. You have shit taste. One of the many reasons this opener was annoying was just the sense of 'movement and noise' with no purpose. Real grating.

>>26892660
You actually make a decent point.

>>26892817
well you'll be essentially dead if that comforts you at all
it won't be ''you''
''you'' will cease to exist

>>26892796
Aw yis

>>26892833
there are legal files for that, you can give that right to anyone

>>26892718
This. TCE really isn't bad at all. Spike was boss in it.

>>26892813
I have no idea why she keeps putting up with that bunny and doesn't just use the stare on him

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Subtle pone is cute

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>>26892767
That crystal filly was really adorable.

>>26892851
Euthanasia is not legal where I live. I am 99% sure that I would have to be legit brain dead for them to be allowed to pull the plug, if I am just turned into a drooling retard it is not allowed to put me out of my misery.

>>26892860
Did that guy ever make more? I think the last updates I saw must have been at least a month ago

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>>26892853
most ponies like to be treated like shit

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>>26892860
I can't decide what i like more.

Smaller than anon pone or larger than anon pone.

>>26892878
There's a couple comics, last one was out for Valentine's.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-raridashdoodles

>>26892894
Looks like I missed a few, thanks.

>that most recent Cadance & Anon comic
Please no

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2cooote

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>>26892905
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>26892905
The artist hangs around on /mlp/ and sometimes "stealthily" draws various ideas or images related to the topic.

>>26892923
what

>>26892936
I think the implication is that Cadence is offering Anon the chance to sex the baby.

PANKA PO

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Is that Rainbow Dash still a thing?

>>26892906
>excitedly opens the letter only to have her hopes crushed
Rarity is a cruel mistress.

>>26892947
who?

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>>26892519
During Estrus, Twilight assigns couples based upon their genetic compatibility and her own preferences. This means the next generation of ponies is genetically optimized for friendship and ability.

Couples that resist simply have to be magically persuaded.

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>>26892953
>thanks for coming to clean up my room spike, i stayed up way too late last night and i need my beauty sleep for my date tonight

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>>26892981
Spike is not for NTR

>>26892978
I know I shouldn't find this unf but I find this really unf.

>>26893001

There will never be enough rocking horse bondage

>>26893001
>he just found her like that but didn't understand what was going on

>>26892978
>all of this is an excuse cause twilight is a dork and can't get a date, so she makes up a convulated system of "mating" just so she doesn't look weird for being assigned a partner.

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>>26892906
thats not the trash she was talking about

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>>26893013

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>>26892518
Jeez. You sound like my first wife.

>>26893060
and the stallions that do want to date her are too intimidated by her being a princess

>>26893086
hahahaha i love this

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>>26891381

>>26893093
Nah she's just a shit person to be around.

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>>26893113
well fuck you too.

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>Lauren is still at it on Twitter.

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>>26893132
its not great, but take what you can get

>>26893113
thankfully she is a pony and not a person

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>>26893095
>12 foals

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>>26893140
Too much booze.
Let her rant to her heart's content.

>>26893140
>Big Mac and Sombra are into dudes

>>26893155
A pony is a person too. And we can call ponykind as a whole "people" as well.

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>>26892978
>"Dash... fast, loyal. How about a royal guard for her..."
>"Strong, powerful, honest Applejack. Let's put her with another strong pony, like Bulk!"
>"Anonymous... well, he can't make foals with anypony. He can just watch."

>>26892132
>Cute
Maybe before you became a chainsmoker and complete cunt in S3

>>26893140
What the fuck tho? did someone hack her?

Also general quesiton
You guys think Starlight will be there long? i mean... im really fine with keeping the mane 6.. 6...

>>26893228
She's here to stay, she's in the main intro now as well so it's the mane 7. Also it's a balance thing.

Before it was:
2 earth pone
2 fly pone
1 alicorn
1 unicorn

now it's a clear balance:
2 unicorns, 2 fly pone, 2 earth pone, and their glorious alicorn leader

>>26893244
>as well so it's the mane 7
You're dumb.
Fuck sake in the intro she's in the same place as all the other secondary not important character and not together with the main six.
She's the new Discord at best.

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>>26893217
You know that socially troubled babe would simply run away as soon as she saw a guy even remotely interested in her in a sexual way.
It's just not for her. They would need another fucking episode with everyone talking to her to calm down about it.

>>26893244
B-but... i dont want her to be. Shes so fucking bad character. She's terribly developed and just plain boring. I dont want heeeeeeeeeer

Why is Princess Celest pink?

>>26893263
How salty are you gonna be when shes there through the entire season and next?

>>26892487
What do you mean by further than this?

IMO it's pretty obvious the season's going to end with Starlight having to do something big and use the power of friendship to save the day. Maybe even with Suburst's help.

>>26893217
Nah.

>anon, to help all the mares that estrous is driving wild but don't want to get pregnant. anon is able to cum inside horse and relieve the symptoms as mares feel full with cum.

>>26893263
Most of the mane six are not that important either. You just wait until the finale where she saves the day together with Twilight. That's how it is.

Sunburst Unwashed

>>26893297
>it's a Chrysalis redemption episode

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Man, she really has changed.

>>26893228
>You guys think Starlight will be there long? i mean... im really fine with keeping the mane 6.. 6...

I don't think she'd become one of them but you never know.
After all, people make friends all the time..

She'll stick around, but she won't become a main character, just a secondary like Spike and Discord.

>>26893315
I wouldn't call Spike secondary. He's more like a 1.5 character. CMC level I guess.

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Hey guys, just wanted to stop by and say have a Happy Easter

>>26893244
I thought I would hate SG as Twi's student, but now I really dig it.

>>26893315
But she's Twilight student now. I guess she'll stay there to learn something for a while.

>>26893328
Happy Easter, anon.

>>26893285
It's a harem comic. This is the furthest it will ever go

http://41.media.tumblr.com/b62ffe252931bb169a866901035e4d77/tumblr_o4pvbpVVws1rqejd7o1_1280.png not sure if nsfw so better safe than sorry

>>26893340
>>26893336
>starlight was able to slap twilights shit by herself one on one (not to mention the town part)
>in a magic duel she destroyed an alicorn
>only "lost" by giving up cause hur dur
>now shes the weak alicorns "student"

please, an alicorn starlight would be on par with the alicorn baby.

>>26893270
That's what the magical "persuasion" is for.
It's for the greater good. After all, the current mortal elements need successors...

>>26893309
That's one thick neck.

>>26893340
I guess they have to move the plot somehow even if it's so boring. And when there are other characters waiting for more love.

>>26893361
but that was explained in the first two minutes of the episode.

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>>26893361
u-unf

>>26893354
Twilight didn't want to hurt her.
SSJ Twilight would fucking rekt her ass she was on par with Tirek. Starlight is just weakling like Trixie when it comes to true power.

>>26893354
She's her student because for all the power she had, she nearly ruined everything which was not what she wanted.

Think a little.

>>26893354

They fought each other to a standstil, hence Twilight's "we could stay here and do this for eternity"

Its the fact she couldn't actually overcome Twilight that helped force the resolution we got

She definitely seems more powerful than unicorn Twilight, but shes not more powerful than Alicorn Twilight

>>26893361
Well this is the only true statement out of all her tweets today.

Twilight is writing friendfiction again.

>>26893389
who's it about this time?

>>26893354
Even assuming that was her real power level and she wasn't just super charged by the map, it hardly changes anything, since raw power doesn't mean that much in Equestria (as best seen by the Tirek episodes)

>>26893361
She should really stop. Her answers weren't funny hours ago and they haven't been becoming any better.

>>26893389
I will assassinate her and do the world a favor.

https://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/status/714219950676684800

>>26893354
>Destroyed an alicorn
>the best result she ever got was a tie with Twilight
>A tie after Twilight went through who knows how many fights and evil futures
>a fight where Twilight doesn't even think of using her huge array of spells
>not even teleport spam at which she is proficient
>all of Starlight victories meanwhile are surprise attacks and making Twilight ruin the past by dodging

>>26893395
filly and colt

>>26893401
What caused all this honestly?

>>26893395
Twilight is a harem protagonist in this one.

>>26893400
That's a harem trope too so you'll fit right in.

>>26893401
guys mom is drunk again

>>26893417
and who's in the harem?
this is important.

>>26893401
I think Faust broke, guys

>>26893401
Mom stop drinking and pandering to tumblr. You know what this does to tv writers.

>>26893416
Probably drunk and bitter because none of her projects after pony seem to work out so now she just resorted to doing nothing but shitposting.

>>26893408
They cuddled.
All night.
The end.

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Did someone say moms

>>26893456
not now, mother...

>>26893429
The speedy one.
The country one.
The excitable one.
The childhood friend.
The Assassin.
The gold digger.
The loli.

Also several sub harem characters that don't get a lot of screentime but still show interest.

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>>26893456

I want to get back to the time where there were only two seasons and the biggest problems were one shitty writer and the incoming pink alicorn.

>>26893470
time for an intervention

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>>26893456

>>26893416
>>26893419
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>>26893438
>>26893446

account got hacked?

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>>26893401
YESSSSSSS my headcanon is finally coming true

>>26893483
I'm gonna fuck that deer

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>>26892750
I think they'd get along.

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>>26893448
>all night

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>>26892747
These two definitely need more screentime together.

I'm going to marry Lauren Faust!

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>>26893497
Find another deer

>>26893494
It's clearly the yellow/brown male horse who's name escapes me.

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>>26892746
The true prettiest princess appears!

>>26892882
bigger is always better, Anon - this is science fact.

do you think lauren lets her 5yo kid watch mlp or even the new ppg?

>>26893473
Look how timid and unsure she is. She has no idea what she's doing. Not motherhood material.

>>26893474
This...
Everything was so much better back then. The show was not dedicated to fat weaboos but to kids, like we liked it. Faust was there to keep everything right. There were actual lessons, not only drama for 20 minutes and pandering.
Even /mlp/ was so so so much better. Even before /mlp/ was created, you could just feel like you were at home here. We posted ponies on /b/ and /co/ got banned few times, but it felt good. Not it just feels neutral, i didnt even care about the premiere, i watched it just now i was like meh. Back then we were hyped about every ep and discussed it like crazy fags.
Not it's all shit.
I miss old /mlp/ and old fags. Even fucking /b/read here.
I miss old show.
i miss the old times.

>>26893515
I'm gonna fuck A deer

Maid fillies.

>>26893498
This is gonna be my new OTP

Butler colts.

>>26893542
grow up faggot

>>26893542
>We posted ponies on /b/
>Even fucking /b/read here
no
no
NO

>>26893498
I never realized how perfectly their looks match

Pony flees down the hallway, turning to look over her shoulder at you and accidentally slamming and bouncing off walls, staggering and squealing as she tries desperately to put distance between herself and the human.

>>26893532
She's adorable

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>>26893554
>>26893565
It's funny because they're both ostensibly VERY POWERFUL MAGICIANS but neither one can really do much.

Also have this family portrait of older Flurry and her folks.

>>26893562
I dont really want to. I just want those feelings to come back. Those times to come back.
>>26893563
Well there wasn't any other board to post ponies and we got b& everywhere else, sooo....

>>26893554
>two low level unicorns pretending to be wizards

it works

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>>26893532
>bigger is always better, Anon - this is science fact.
No it's not. I'ma scientist so I know what I'm saying.
the smaller the pony, the cutter and better.

>>26893582
>bigger than her dad
what a ponelet!

>>26893582
is that shining armor?

>>26893584
except for /co/.
the 2011 bans only showed us down.