Lazy emergency edition
SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is still storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is still storytimed here!
>>26830277
Previous thread
>>26853844
>colt
>filly
>filly
took you long enough
>three threads at the same time
Which one do I shoot?
>>26859568
ALL of them!
Filly-posting was a mistake
>>26859568
I only saw this one after feverishly refreshing the catalog.
>fillet
>image limit
>nobody makes a new thread
>falls off the board
>3 threads made at the same time
you people are awful at this
Which pony would be the worst to sleep next to?
a big pony aggressively cuddles you
trapping you so that you cannot leave
One more day, guys. Which film should I watch to celebrate? West Side Story, Harvey, or any Equestria Girls movie?
>>26859582
yeah well, your waifu never really loved you
>22 hours and 40 minutes
It will never be over.
>>26859592
and neither did yoursbecause they're not real
>>26859588
Shotgun all three EQG movies.
Make a drinking game out of it.
>>26859592
How can she love me if she isn't real?
>3 horses
>the locator chooses this one
THE ONE TRUE HORSE
>>26859601
>Make a drinking game out of it.
I tried that once
I had to stop halfway through the first one so that I didn't get alcohol poisoning
>>26859552
>nohooves is ded
>thy is ded
>BDF is ded
just fuck my life up famicon
Remember, forcing the fillies to evolve is punished by law.
>>26859616
thy?
>>26859619
that's why I keep an anti-evolution collar on mine
it also prevents fleas
>>26859616
The biggest shame is that so many artists who went beb didn't just abandon pony but disappeared completely, so you don't even get a chance to enjoy their other stuff
>>26859601
They made a third? Last I looked they'd only just released the second. How long have I been gone?
NO
I WAS FREE
WHY DID YOU MAKE ANOTHER THREAD
>>26859636
Oh, you naive fool.
I am ready to do the sex!
>>26859636
Just walk away, and there will be an end to the horror.
>>26859636
How were you free Anon, if you searched for the general? How can you claim that you were released from this suffering if all you did with your freedom was to waste it in trying to find a way back here?
is there a tag on DB for things ONLY FROM THE SHOW
like no edits/art, just shit straight from the show
>>26859666
screencap
>>26859666
Screenshot
>>26859673
that's a nipple
>>26859620
does golly have a paypal address?
also, is anybody else going to claim more of this or should i just keep giving it to nobby?
open bounty on new drawings of mlpg ponies
last chance before new season
Pony may get clingy when she is in heat.
>>26859735
ponies need to be kept locked up when in heat, don't let your slutty pone roam the neighborhood unsupervised
>>26859753
Keep her nice and snuggly so she doesn't get lonely in there.
>>26859719
I'm working on a picture right now, are you gonna be here later today?
>>26859719
how much is it now?
Where can the show possibly go after this?
>>26859777
effort is directly proportional to payout
https://derpiboo.ru/1116492
>>26859790
Wings even bigger.
>New horse is on the same day as vidyagameawards
>>26859790
How can white mares even compete?
>>26859774
a little bit longer, but i'm more night-shift.
better to hit me very early or late if you want to time it.
>>26859821
Right
Is it alright if it post it tomorrow then?
>>26859753
At least remember to take care of her urges.
>>26859796
SAIs being a shid
but here's boop pone
>>26859814
Your racism is showing.
>>26859719
hey dude, dunno if you saw but I did a few more
http://nobby-art.tumblr.com/post/141530061280
http://nobby-art.tumblr.com/post/141540768955
>>26859846
hehe, i forgot about the sharpie
that was great
thanks, nobby
>>26859790
>stallion will never give you a painal with his too-girthy horse erection
>>26859719
>>26859873
but
what if
what if he will
>>26859882
he would have to exist first
>>26859834
this looks familiar but I can't totally tell
What have youachieved during the hiatus, MLPG?I completed some series I wanted to see, started reading more books and started learning about web development. I also did seven finals.
>>26859846
>That humanized Little League
I need it.
>>26859858
np senpai
I don't know when I'll be home, but I'll draw more of them and finish up commission in a stream tonight
>>26859583
pinkie
she is very wiggly
you have to hold her tight
>>26859880
the eternal boop
>>26859898
okay who even is that
is she like an OC or from something?
>>26859834
thats a nice marker
you're on the right track.
is there a public donation box or should i send private contact details?
>>26859719
I was not aware of this.
Where do I file a complaint to?
>>26859910
She's a filly who really likes Anon.
Why MLP cant have a proper ending?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOWzQDQGtaI
>>26859719
How long will this be going? If you have anything specific you want to see drawn with them I could sit down and be productive for oncetomorrowI guess
>>26859933
but they all do
>posable pony toys
FINALLY
>>26859964
anatomically correct pony action figures when
>>26859796
Million years in paint.
>>26859940
As much as I miss Gravity Falls I respect it for fucking ending.
MLPFIM really should have ended at season 3. That was the perfect ending to the show.
>>26859962
But she loves Anon the most. That's her entire gimmick
>>26859942
it's only going as fast as i see fit to waste it. the pony fund is down to $400
you can email claims to: [email protected]
or steam me: smugllama
>>26859980
is there like a blog or comics with her?
I actually love the idea of ponies/fillies being hugely obsessed with anon
oh man oh man horses soon
>>26859930
oh man I thought you were do that for thatit's great
>>26860013
There were threads with her but I don't know what happened to them.
And there's always Derpi for pictures and stuff
Will this be the season where every single villain is redeemed?
Reverse redemption.
>>26860014
that is a super cute pony
>>26859975
I wanna hug that boophors
This thread needs moreuglyocs
>>26860043
He really is
>>26860060
I wouldcuddle him
>>26860052
ANON NO
THE LAST ANON WHO DID THAT DIED OF BOOP OVERDOSE
>>26860060
my favorite
Why is Pinkie so huggy?
Oh man, that box art.
>>26860071
up the dosage of boop
deploy countermeasures
>>26860086
The snowman must look pretty weird to someone who has never seen WWU
>>26860069
be a pal and dispose of the horrible outfit
>>26860085
Becauseshe's real
Execute Season 6
>>26860085
>>26860028
>no comics
>pretty much the only pictures on db are lewd
SO WHAT IS THERE FOR HER?
A HANDFUL OF BROKE ENGLISH GREENTEXT STORIES?
SHE DESERVES MORE THAN THAT
WHO IS THIS FILLY
>>26860097
That's a given. Your pone body heat would be enough for me and I am a manferno.
Ponies should wear lots of clothes.
>>26860106
A nobody. A forgotten relic who soon will be even less as time passes and takes away the few things she still has left.
Please don't forget the fillies.
>>26860115
ponies should do no such thing
ponies should be natural and free of such vile burdens
>>26860130
If I ever become the president of Equestria all ponies will be forced to use clothes.
And collars shall be made illegal
>>26860134
which is why you will never become president of Equestria
>>26860106
She'syour biggest fan.
>>26860106
Everyone eventually moved to Anon filly stuff when LL stopped being new stuff.
>>26860068
i want to see him use his balloon powers to save the day again
>>26860134
And you should ban pineapples.
>>26860139
I'm already the vice-chancellor of the vice president of the vice-princess comity
Soon, my dear friend, soon.
>>26860147
That was a very strange ability
Sometimes I think the real earth pony "special ability" is access to hammer space
>>26860153
>tfw you'll never work your way up to Assistant of the Manager
>>26859999sent a request through the paypal
is that gud?
>>26860142
what
anon filly is just all shitty lewd and tf stuff
LL's design is so much better
>>26860121
NO FUCK THAT
I'M GOING TO DRAW HER
I'M GOING TO DRAW LOADS OF HER
Filly. Filly has changed.
>>26860177
DO IT
>>26860177
Have fun m8. But it;s already to late. The process is irreversible. You are just delaying the inevitable by a few weeks at most.
Only one person has the power to save her, bu that person is no longer among us.
>>26860169
not my paypal address
nothing coming through yet
>>26860177
Well don't just talk about it, faggot, do it.
>>26860192
i like smooshed cheeks
>>26860179
Ripping off Fallout 1 never changes.
https://fuwa.se/f/-SV1jY.webm
Someone give me a rundown on the little league filly
does she have any family? Does she actually play baseball? What's she usually characterized like? Is anon aware that he has a fangirl? Why is she so obsessed with him, is it human thing or personality thing? What do other ponies think of it?
>>26860189
I'll show you
I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU
>>26860192
>>26860220
From the little I've heard, it breaks down sorta like this:
Probably has family.
Doesn't play baseball, the cap and any cheer items are custom.
Excitable, but not so much as The Adoring Fan from Oblivion.
He'd have to be deaf not to.
Never understood that one myself, probably because Anon might have done something nice for her once and she thinks he's a hero?
Other ponies probably just look at it like nothing's really happening, since she just cheers him on while he's doing absolutely mundane tasks, like shopping.
>>26860236
>>26859632
I'm pretty sure thy and nohooves are both still drawing. BDF is max beb though.
>>26860252
alright, I think I've got a few ideas
I'll draw when I'm home later.
Does she have a creator I should credit, or was she just sort of a group effort
>>26860191
ah should be sent now
>>26860269
No idea. Probably a mix of both.
Is the guy who's paying for markers still here?
>>26860211
Is it just 30 seconds looped to 30 mins
>>26860273
still nothing.
how are you trying to reach me?
Pony reminds you that she has killed all of her previous husbands.
>>26860281
i think she's on to something actually
scroll up for my info
>>26860290
gmail
>>26859979
>MLPFIM really should have ended at season 3. That was the perfect ending to the show.
No it wasn't
>>26860281
Marker no!
wait, i figured out the problem give me 2 minutes
>>26860306
Did you get the mail?
>>26859979
>Alicornation was the perfect finale
I'm really glad that people seem to like bugmom so muchI've been debating if I should make a full blog with it, I've already got a few story and comic ideas. I just don't know if I'd be able to stick to a solid schedule.
>>26860369
DO IT. JUST.
>>26860369
>bug mom ends up in the void, right next to necropone, within a few weeks
>>26860369
bugmom is the best
>pony
>>26860415
Cute mares
which stallion has the nicest dick
>>26860425
the stallion you love
>>26860430
>loving stallions
>not mares
>>26860441
>not loving stallions
any unpaid bounties left?
>>26860446
Loving stallions?Aw man, I wanna do a loving mares one next. Morning repost: http://i.imgur.com/vvxD419.png
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/
If a self learning pony AI were made someday, how much do you think the Internet would corrupt it?
>>26860462
u n f
>>26860480
All of it.
>>26860448
got it, thanks a bunch mister
>>26860480
Not enough.
>>26860480
Weaponized boops would be the first thing on the list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frkfY-V4vHk
>>26860456
delivered
cheers
>>26860502
Thanks man
>>26860495
>BOOP ME DADDY
>I booped 100 persons today!
>Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop...
>I wanna boop now!
>>26860480
I want that bot and then feed it with all the pony scripts and see what happens.
>>26860480
>letting the poor pony AI near the internet without having being educated yet
Why would you do this.
Also it was fun watching /pol/ corrupt that AI.
>>26860520
>Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop
>not Boop boop Boop boop boop boop Boop boop
>>26860430
i love stallions and their dicks but not in a gay way
Beep boop, motherfucker.
>>26860520
>"Hi Anon! It's me! Pinkie Pie!"
>>26860441
>loving the mare with the nicest dick
Twilight it is then
why is the fine for booping less than the fine for honking?
Remember, a mare was someone else's filly once.
>>26860534
On the other hand, /pol/ also taught it proper grammar
>>26860552
Stallions are so cute it doesn't even count. Plus who doesn't like dicks, right?
It's not gay when they're cute.
>>26860369
May as well try
>>26860586
gross
i want an untouched one
go on... getting closer
>>26860652
spit my bit
walk out of this horsebar
Why are fillies so silly?
>>26860677
ponies are bound to do what they rhyme with
>>26860677
Why did she turn into toilet roll for a moment there
>>26860677
>literally a marshmallow
>>26860658
>walking out of the horsebar
never
>>26859719
>>26860614
wew, time to claim a bounty. will work on mlpg poner.
any anons wanna shoot me poses or ideas, that'd be radpic related is my art
>>26860684
>silly filly
>phony pony
>??? stallion
>??? mare
>??? colt
>>26860717
what a handsome couple of stallions
Pony just raised the fucking roof.
>>26860725uncensored where?
>>26859719
Damn son... I would raise my butt to draw something nice but it feels awkward as hell since last time I've been in here like month ago.
remember trixie
she was a cute pony
>>26860797
who
Nyx just threw up
>>26860773
4uhttp://quantumcrystalart.tumblr.com/image/141672507443
>>26860797
Why did you make a palette swap of Sunset Shimmer?
>>26860833
I appreciate the shitpost, but it's just not there
Trixie doesn't look anything like not-Twilight #2
>>26860833
> and her alicorn amulet
>>26860725
Don't make it lewd.
>>26860807
you know, blue pony
pretty mane color
>>26860725
keep it mlpg-13
Super Alicorn Twilight > Unicorn Trixie + Alicorn Amulet + Inspiration Manifestation > Starlight Glimmer > Alicorn Twilight > Sunset Shimmer = Unicorn Twilight > Trixie
>>26860812
yes thank
>>26860857
Not ringing any bells for me.
>>26860879
I really hope super saiyan twilight comes back
>>26860812
Not enough opression juice.
Finally, something with a penis!
You'll help her with her heat, right?
https://derpiboo.ru/1116571
UNF
>>26860879
Also, pony power level chart when?
>Flurry Heart would be able to beat Perfect Tirek without breaking a sweat
>>26860725
draw pony clearly disappointed with your decisions.
element of disappointment
>>26860894
i don't even know what you want me to do
>>26860910
>Goku
>8,000
b-but the meme
>>26860959
Lay down and stay still.
>>26860961
Vegeta got his Scouter from China.
>>26860965
b...but
>>26860961
It was a mistranslation.
Also, the only reason powerlevels exist is because they're unreliable. Everyone that judged others on their power level ended up underestimating their enemies.
This is actually said by the creator of DBz.
is it still possible to order ponies online?
ever since pony.onion got shut down its been pretty ded
>>26861052
>Hewlett-Pony
And nothing of value was lost.
tickling your stallion bro's balls as a goof
sucking his dick in a joking way
guzzling his huge cumshot for a laugh
We did it
We survived the last hiatus
>>26861115
>mlpg dies suddenly before the premier
>>26861109I remember playing gay chicken with my friends on a number of occasions.I got a boner almost every time
>>26861115
But at what cost?
>>26861109
Fucking him until he's drooling and babbling incoherently as a prank
>>26861109
> ball tickling
>>26861128I know that feel.
N-no homo though.
Filly wants to ride a real horse someday.
>>26861109
Wouldn't it be funny if you took his entire length in your ass and it hurt real bad, but you did it anyway because the idea you'd love him that much would be hilarious?
>>26860879
> Starlight Glimmer > Alicorn Twilight
Have to disagree with this. While Starlight was able to remove Twi's cutiemark I never took it has her being more powerful.
>>26861179
And even then wasn't that thanks to the staff more than her power?
>>26861175
that's fucking funny
would you and your buddies make fun of the face he'd make as he spurted a huge load deep in your colon?
>>26861188
The staff is just a piece of wood she found in the desert
>>26861188
>the staff
>"the staff"
You mean the cool looking stick she found out in the fucking desert?
filly got you a present
it's a colony of tubifex
filly hopes you like it
>>26861150We used to do things like brush our hands through eachothers hair affectionatelyHold the back of eachothers necks and almost kissOnce we rubbed our crotches together.We were both rock hard.
>>26861203
You know what'd be hilarious?
Passionately making out with him as his cum leaks out of your asshole
>>26861213I wish my friend crush went that far.
It's a shame I didn't experiment more when I was younger.
100% gay sex with stallion
>>26860733
they are geat
>>26861188
These
>>26861209
>>26861210
She caught Twilight at right moment in order to immobilize her.
>>26859964
Twilight's wings is got to go.
>>26860086
Ban the wings, it's racist!
>>26861225
yeah but how do you kiss a cute stallion in a non-gay way
>>26861128
>>26861150
>>26861213
>>26861234
you know i thought it was fucked up that i discovered porn at an early age
but now i know it isn't because I didn't have a fucked up childhood like this
poke
>>26861269
Say "no homo" afterwards
>>26861275
Dizzy is just mad because she is usually the one doing the touching
I'm tired of the ''not gay'' meme
why don't you just accept you like cartoon horsecocks
>>26861274
>that
>fucked up
what
>>26861294
Because I'm not gay and don't like horsecocks.
>>26861292
what a pair of carefree cute ponies
i want to be one
>>26861294
But anon
I am super gay
>>26861296
Yes anon, most people didn't fuck their friends when they were kids
>>26861294
even the straight people here are gay
>>26861311
I was under the impression that those guys were teens
>>26861311
I didn't have friends.
It's time.
http://strawpoll.me/7182810
>>26861304
i like cock but not in a gay way
>>26861294
Please go fuck yourself.
It's like one of them disgustingly flamboyant faggot pride parade at all hours of the day here, you assholes.
>>26861311
>kids
bud, we were around 19 at the time
It was legal as fuck
>>26861354
thank christ
someponytold me someone was giving commissions in here what do
>>26861304
>>26861353
>i don't like horsecock, honest!
don't kid yourself, we all love horsecock here
>>26861351
close race
Filly butts.
>>26861372
Don't lewd the ponies.
>>26861372
shut the fuck up
>>26861409
why
Remember, pony arousal is no joke and anything can set her off. Refrain from:
-Jokes sexual in nature
-Suggestive posture
-Hugging
-Cuddling
-Failing to mask your scent
-Exercise and sweating
-Fighting other males
-Wearing no clothes
-Wearing clothes
I wish they would just ban this gay shit from the board and be done with it
>>26861380
>>26861353
>>26861421
Stop deluding yourself into thinking that the straightfags are any better
>>26859897
Finished Clone Wars and part of Rebels. Got back into class and am successfully not beefing it this time.
>>26861431
Straight is NORMAL. Literally the default setting of the human race.
>>26861442
Yes, go tell your pastor all about how you want to fuck a mare in heat or something
>>26861294
>"not gay'' meme
What if i'm only gay for things that don't exist?
Doesn't that make me straight?
>>26861431
nah
gay is literally a fetish and one of the most disgusting because they try and enforce it on society in general
>>26861450
Deep seated issues with religion, anon?
Did mommy and daddy make you go to church when you were little?
>>26861457
/pol/ please go
>>26861304
not what I meant dog
I'm talking about this ''no homo, just bros'' shit while talking about dicks and fucking stallions
>>26861366
This pic makes me want to see a fic that details how SS adapts to being a hormonal teenage humanthat involves finding a horse to have sex because she still has the mind of a pony
>>26861464
prove me wrong
does this mean i should draw horsecocks? i can draw the horse cocks.
>>26861464
Calling people who don't care for gays /pol/tards isn't winning you any support.
>>26861294
We're only "not gay" as a joke. Most of us joking about it are pretty gay for cartoon horsecocks and admit it.Or cocks in general for me.
>>26861457
>>26861486
>>26861488
>trying this hard to bait
>>26861501
>le bait maymay
Take a nap.
Anyone here still grinds for fun from time to time?
Which warframe would Starlight be?
>>26861504
(You)
>>26861486
Everything is a chemical reaction. Trying to figure out what's "right" or what's "wrong" is like recognizing faces where there aren't any. Sexuality doesn't exist. Humans don't exist. Meaning doesn't exist. Chemicals exist.
>>26861476
That scar on her haunch looks weird, as if you can see the muscle tissue
This is a good picture.
There is beauty in a mended body. The scars show healing.
When we are broke we decide what to do with the pieces.
>>26861518
people actually think like this
>>26861486
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/06/090616122106.htmhttps://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/06/090616122106.htm
I'm not your fucking teacher, use google if you want more
>>26861488
I'm calling people who ignore decades of research because of their political agenda /pol/tards
>>26861524
I can't reply apparently.
>>26861476
>>26861518
Every chemical acts solely on the interaction of molecules and atoms.
Physics have you beat, man.
>>26861525
prove him wrong :^
>when are you gonna ask me to marry you, anon?
>>26861518
I'm not trying to bash anything in particular
but anything but straight sex is literally a fetish, a deviation from the norm, and enforcing society to accept your fetish is not acceptable, gay being a relatively harmless, benign fetish shouldn't exempt it
>>26861530
>I'm calling people who ignore decades of research
The research that flip flopped when it became politically incorrect to call a homo a homo?
>shitposters get angry "waah waah people are talking about horsecock"
>turns full /pol/ trying to say being gay is just a fetish
baka desu senpai
>>26861518
>Humans don't exist
And neither do eyes
>>26861543
right now
>>26861548
The reasearch that flip-flopped when we learned more about the subject
Like literally all other research does
Are you actually retarded or something?
Who care whether it's gay or not.
It feels good.
Sex feels good. Will you please let your mare out to go and have some, now?
>>26861543
>marrying a filly
Maybe when you're older, Sweetie.
>>26861564
>responding to shitposters
>>26861564
Just like how transexualism isn't a mental illness anymore?
Honestly, if you don't support these people mutilating their sex organs you're a bigot.
>>26861572
If I'm not getting any neither is my mare.
I honestly don't know who's more retarded at this point
the gay shitposters or the idiots who reply to them
>>26861581
>being a faggot
>>26861551
>tfw not even reading that discussion but just scrolling over it
I wish I had saved one of those pepes the NEETs always post when they talk about "wagecucks" because that is my mood right now
>>26861545
Everyone's brains are put together differently. In broad strokes, many are similar but none are truly identical. What may seem abnormal to one person might seem a perfectly natural way to be to another. Normality is a social construct. Society doesn't exist. Chemicals exist.
>>26861543
Marriage doesn't exist. Chemicals exist.
>>26861592
Who cares post horses
>>26861601
sick rebuttal dude you sure convinced me
>>26861606
in the end youre still a faggot so i came out on top
>>26861613
lol
STOP
>>26861604
good point
>>26861603
>What may seem abnormal to one person might seem a perfectly natural way to be to another.
That is not how this works. Abnormal is deviation from the norm, which is what gays are. A deviation.
>Normality is a social construct. Society doesn't exist.
Yeah, I'm done.
>>26861613
>implying every fag is a bottom
>>26861623
>he killed the thread
Good job Anon
>>26861626
Have you considered that there might be literally nothing wrong with being abnormal?
We're posting on a board about a cartoon made for 7 year old girls, and most of us would have sex with a pastel-colored horse if given the chance. I'm pretty sure some of us have actually had sex with real horses.
>>26861574
Sweetie's going to be such a knockout as an adult.
Mares in heat also become very hungry.
>>26861646
Good
A dead thread is better than this stupid fucking inane argument
>>26861603
>>26861603
>In broad strokes, many are similar but none are truly identical. What may seem abnormal to one person might seem a perfectly natural way to be to another.
I think this is what makes humans so successful as a species. There is a lot of room for mental diversity. Many notable people have/had mental illnesses or clearly just had brains that worked differently. Even if they were just gay or left-handed - it was a subtle symptom of something working differently in them. It just takes one person to make a difference and we have billions of them. All just a little different.
Differences need to be cherished.
>>26861646
>>26861664
this
the new season starts tomorrow, I'd rather the thread be dead until then than be filled with faggots and retards throwing shit at each other like monkeys
>>26861652
I can see it now. A middle-aged Rarity is simultaneously proud of her sister and bitter with envy that she's outshining her in just about every respect.
She'll have to settle for living vicariously through Sweetie
>>26861655
>i will never rut twalot while feeding her
why live
>>26861655
And very aggressive
>>26861697
A good snuggle should keep her in check.
>>26861697
>tfw you will never be physically assaulted by Fluttershy in heat
>>26861685
Yes to all of that. I love picturing Sweetie as both physically taller and curvier than Rarity. A little bit more than twilight is. Completely surpassing her big sister at every facet possible. Sans dressmaking.
So Sweetie's always stoppin by for new clothes from her sister.
Don't think she'd be the type to rub it in though.
>>26861685
Do fashion designers really get so jealous of their models' visage?
Pretty sure it came with the territory.
Rarity never tried to come off as the prettiest thing around (besides in Blueblood's case, kind of sarcastically used at the tail end of Simple Ways), she just settled for looking her best and let others do the modelling.
>>26861741
>Don't think she'd be the type to rub it in though.
She wouldn't be. And it'd probably drive Rarity crazy.
Love the Derpy
>>26861580
would you a small pone?
>>26861759
>Rarity never tried to come off as the prettiest thing around
Huh. Never thought about it, but you're right. She just tries her best to be beautiful. There is no indication she's prettier than the others. The only example I can think of someone finding her more beautiful than the others is Spike finding her attractive.
Maybe white unicorns mares are just too common in Canterlot?
>>26861761
I don't think so, we've seen on the show that Rarity is very proud of Sweetie Belle when she accomplishes something. SB is the one who got really angry when Rarity stole her spotlight.
>>26861785
>The only example I can think of someone finding her more beautiful than the others is Spike finding her attractive.
Aw come on now. She's used her good looks and charm pretty often throughout the entire show to woo over stallions.
in the best night ever, iron will episode and in rara investigates off the top of my head
her skinny employee even called her a charmer
>>26861785
There's also Best Night Ever and Putting Your Hoof down where she uses her charms. So she has to be at least above average. It might not be canon but the promos for the show during S1 did say she was the prettiest unicorn around.
I think she is satisfied with herself and doesn't mind others managing to outdo her in that category.
>>26861801
>this gets deleted within 1 minute
good to know the janitors have their priorities straight
Using one's charm to achieve their ends does not necessarily make them narcissistic.
>>26861830
All he had to do was love the Derpy but he had to go and post that.
>>26861830
>>26861850get checked or get rekt fags
>>26861777
>>26861806
The skinny guy she wooed was a lonely virgin type.
In Rarity Investigates the guards seemed hilariously indifferent to her.
Prince Blueblood lead her on but didn't put her on any kind of pedastal. Which showed she was classy and elegant enough but not necessarily the prettiest mare in the room. I think Blueblood's ego would have broke if he met an 11/10
>>26861761
>>26861794
True. But still.
I imagine Rarity acting similar to how she was in Green Isn't Your Color towards Fluttershy with Sweetie.
>>26861366Are there any good fics about SS and horses?
>>26861870
Damn those guards have a good poker face
>>26861870
Oh no no I didn't mean to refer to BlueBlood in BNE. I meant at the start when she convinced those random stallions to pull herself and 5 mares all the way up Canterlot Mountain to the palace.
>>26861870
In the Best Night Ever she managed to convince multiple normal stallions to pull her carriage.
>>26861781
yes, without a question
>>26861896
>>26861897
Oooh. I forgot about that.
Hmm.
Yeah, alright, Rarity is a pretty pony.
>>26859552
It's gonna suck.
If your mare is a unicorn, you'll want to make sure that you have a magic suppressor on hand that can fit comfortably around her horn. Don't want her to use that power for rape!
oppai loli sweetie
>>26861908
Prettiest pony*
>>26861914
We know.
The rest of the season sounds promising, however, so we stick around.
Also, guess what other chink shit cartoon comes out in a week?
I noticed that my local McDonalds is offering pony toys with happy meals, but I'm not sure enough about my Arabic to ask for one.
>>26861927tallteenSweetie
Filly wants to go to India!
>>26861964
That's stupid.
You're stupid.
>>26861953
Is there a display? All you need are the words pony and toy. They should get the idea. Ideally figure out how to say "all the pony toys".
>>26861964
Meh
Why can't she just be a normal pony. She's more cute than pretty anyway
>>26861953
They come with a meal order, don't they?
That's one of the very first things one learns in a language...
>>26861988
Because we make normal ponies into sex objects here.
It's just what we do.
>>26861978
Your'e tastes are stupid.
LIKE YOUR FACE
Guess I need to generate that tripcode again
I am struggling to believe new horse is almost here
It actually baffles my mind
>>26861907
that is not what I expected
>>26862036
Shortest hiatus ever.
Think we'll get a mini-break in the middle of this season?
Lets see
Hey, any rarafags wanna help a brother out?
I had this fic bookmarked a while ago, it started with Diamond Tiara going to Rarity for a dress commission and winds up with Rarity introducing her to BDSM.
Pic only marginally related
>>26862060
oh it is pretty much a guarantee
>>26862066
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/47925/discipline-pleasure
This?
>>26862060
>Think we'll get a mini-break in the middle of this season?
We know we will get the break at this point.
The time for speculation is long past.
>>26862070
>>26862092
Any sources or do you just feel it deep in your bones?
>>26862102
pretty much every show does it these days
and we had one last season too I think
>>26862110
So you just feel it deep in your cockles, got it.
>>26861936
Arent teats a ban hammer here?
>>26862102
Seeing as how awful Discovery Family is, I'm 100% certain it will happen.
>>26862123
Only if they're sexualized, as far as I can gather.
>>26862123
We have no (non-retarded) mods here, so no. Usually you can post straight-up porn and get away with it if it's not obvious in the thumbnail.
>>26862102
John De Lancie's late year auditions, confirmed Christmas season episode, shortest hiatus, etc.
Unless they pull a fast one on us and fill the space in differently (think longer time between episodes).
>>26862120Oysters, clams, and cockles
>>26862134
>confirmed Christmas season episode
Hearthbreakers didn't air close to christmas.
F-R-I-D-A-Y
N-I-G-H-T-U
Now get back to work.
>>26862229
HORSES TOMORROW ANON
HORSES
TOMORROW
When you rub pony's belly, the pony grabs your arm up to the elbow with her legs and makes joyous squealing noises.
>>26862229
Mares cannot rape in Equestrian law. Estrus is a valid defense.
>>26862229
>Meme Daddy
>>26862229
>M.R. ur a fag.
>>26862229
he should really just either quit, or put on weight until he's an uggo like his friend.
>>26862229
>ponk and Twilight bein in charge
Twilight i understand but Ponk? Replace her with AJ or Rarity, you know someone that actually knows how to run something?
Actually not AJ because all she does is run things into the ground.
>>26862229
Do you have opression juice one? From the same artist.
>>26862229
Also for the love of god punch the other Anon. Or at least call his waifu a shit.
>>26862229
>Someone will never find you attractive enough to sexually harass you
I didn't need that today.
>>26862229
...
I kinda feel bad for anon
https://fuwa.se/f/QiLh7y.webm
>>26862291
Ponk and Twi are in HR (human resources). Makes sense to me.
>>26862291
>in charge
It's HR
>>26861943
star vs the forces of evil season 2?
:^)
>>26862325
Where are you getting these from?
>>26860614
won't be none left but the time I finish nuffin but that's okay I guess
>>26862229
M E M E D A D D Y
>>26862229
I love you shout
and your comics are pretty good too
>>26862229
MLPG corporate anon walks into the ceo's office, where Trixie is currently spinning around on a swivel chair making silly noises.
>>26862330
>>26862334
Oh.
Well I'm a retard for missing that.
Then yeah Ponk is perfect. Twi also works pretty well then. Though she would work better in management. And wouldn't Flutters be better?
>>26862347
Youtube
https://fuwa.se/f/SrDJKq.webm
>>26862360
Fluttershy would be at the desk in front of the bathrooms.
>>26862359
Now I'm imagining Trixie as Kathy Geiss
>>26862360She'll be in health & safety later
>>26862366
>Der di der der di derp
>>26862366
Got a link for the full version of that one?
>>26862386
>She'll be in health & safety later
ANON ARE NOT ANIMALS YOU GODDAMN HORSES!But yeah that works pretty well.
>>26862387
unfortunately, this translates to "Derpy he is a very beautiful pony, and the artist forgot the two dots under the yeh on 'jameela' and forgot to link the jeem to the dal on 'jiddan'
i could do good work in that fundamentalist pony organization
>>26862229
>you will never work with ponies
>>26862421
>>26862395
He never finished it
https://fuwa.se/f/Ga3H32.webm
>>26862465
Oh, that's a shame. Thanks anyway
Damn terrorist ponies.
I guess it's time for another crusade
AVE CELESTIA
The fillies are fighting. What do?
pony clubs is two blocks down
>>26861366
>that pic
Oh fuck, Source?
>>26862473
np
https://fuwa.se/f/oVuQPm.webm
>>26862510
F U C K Y O U
>>26862510
Fuck you
>>26859979
Maybe after two seasons of Princess damage control, it will finally get back to normal
>>26862082
I think that's the one. Thank you, good sir.
You dummies want a stream?or I'll end up sitting there alone singing to myself again?
>>26862648
Best friends
>>26862663
I'd join.
>>26862648
Hey, they're cute... friends.
>>26862527
this song burned into my brain, please stop
>>26862702
Give me a sec then. I'll set stuff up and drop the link. Also I might join up and do the multi with Goat.
>>26862650
Well, what about the artist? A name is all I really need.
>>26862648
>focus on hands
>skin to skin contact
This is flagrant panderingand I love it
>>26862717
>spent 5 hours on 1st run
>another 10 hours on trying to beat sans
That was just cruel.
>>26862745
nobby
>>26862745
https://derpibooru.org/1065355?scope=scpe18d1568f9aa87d51c8fc8cc2e1f2f7ba913bd3d2
science
>>26862717
There are worse songs to have stuck in your head
>>26862717
I hate that song because of all the songs in the game it's the only one that's lifted wholesale from another project.
>>26862769
Thanks!
Multi stream up. Join in if you care. There's some Discord and talking and Goat and stuff.
https://picarto.tv/cheshired
>Mane 6 streaming progress.
>New pony in less than a day.
>Jojo DiU anime premieres in a week.
>Killer Instinct by 29th.
They couldn't have picked a better time to place our midterms, could they?
>>26862807
streams where
>>26862854
>you will never be stabbed by Rarara
>>26862844
>Mane 6 streaming progress.
>Jojo DiU anime premieres in a week.
>Killer Instinct by 29th.
>They couldn't have picked a better time to place our midterms, could they?
None of this has anything to do with pony.
>>26862844
>DiU
Fairly hype.
>>26862943
Because you omitted the most obvious one?
Anyone have a pic of junior?
>>26862983
>>26862976
>hurr I said the word pony so my post is pony related
Fuck off.
Speaking of them, which song was your favorite, MLPG?
Best character, best theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQCMNYP8CbE
>>26862483
Tank is DYING you bigot. RD did nothing wrong
>>26863085
I really like RC88's AJ stage theme
Sure its basically just a WWU remix, but it's crazy catchy and works great as fighting game background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIPOeXQ793Q
>>26863085
Twilight's is a classic. AJ's was great too but I feel like it was too much of a WWU rip-off.
How do you do, fellow ponies?
You can't hide from a pony.
>>26863213
Oh you know, just ponying as usual.
>>26863190
>and works great as fighting game background music
All of them do. Maybe except for Fluttershy's.
Fits her pretty well but I seriously doubt it would match the tempo of a real match.
>>26863243
>>26863243
ダーピー
>>26863243
I'd choke on Daapi's small parts if you know what I mean
Stardrew Valley ponies a cute.
>>26863379
What an ugly Japanese horse
SHIT
JUST 16 HOURS LEFT
FUCK
Filly wants to be Christened.
>Sometimes I boop myself just to see if I'm alive.
So when's the 4th EqG movie?
>>26863714
September 2016.
The Empress is giving birth as we speak!
Never turn your back on a mare.
>>26863743
IS SHE GIVING BIRTH OUT HER BUTT?
A BIG HEALTHY BROWN BUTT BABBY?
>>26863767
why not?
ded
>>26863926
the last beb of the hiatus
>>26863926
Everyone's recharging for the new horse
>>26863891
She will pounce you.
>>26863945
how big is Gloomy right now?
>>26863957
Depends if she grows by a fixed value per day or by a fixed value for the full hiatus
>>26863984
Hassan chop!
Fuck I gotta watch like 6 episodes tonight
when threatened, a mare will instinctively back her butt up against a wall
>>26863984
I always thought of it as a quadratic type equation.
SIZE = a + b1[days since pony] - |b2[days since pony]^2| + u
>>26864056
...and then start grinding
>>26864056
everyone wants a piece of rainbow dashs impressive tush.
>>26864087
it is very impressive
and it even has the best cutie mark
>>26863947
And then prolapse my rectum with her big greasy purple strap-on?
>Dazzlings.mov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Rl-Hddk6I
>>26864074
That function would go down the more days you add, anon.
She's supposed to grow, not shrink.
What if turned out Spike's green fireinvolves being part of an ancient dragon clan, and he's supposed to become Equestria's ultimate warrior?
>>26864099
literally the best and coolest cutie mark
>>26864084
>>26864149
Shit I did mess up the signs. I basically want a equation with rapid growth at the beginning followed by slowing but continual growth as times passes.
>>26864137
She'll shove the entire length of her greasy purple mare cock and dump a load of cum inside your colon.
>>26864172
I know stallions masturbate with the belly slapping method. Is there any observances of mares masturbating?
>>26864214
they rub up on things like that
>>26862836
>anon chat disabled
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26864214
who else was here when someone linked that live horse stream and there was a mare masturbating in the barn.
Tomorrow we begin to write a new chapter in this book. The type of day that has only truly been experienced 5 times before. Let us enjoy it.
>>26864192
Log x + 5 restricted to a domain of [1/100,infinity]?
Don't think about Princess Luna being your mom and calling you "my little star".
Well, uhh, here you go fellas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
>>26864331
very good
>>26864331basedasfuck
>>26864242
Does Picarto even have an anon chat function?
>>26864331
>the Smooth disappears into the grill
>>26864331
Goddammit, guys. You're too good for your own good.
And kudos on the massive improvement in animation, Randumb.
Planning to do the pixels this season too?
>>26864331
Nice.
>>26864331
I was wondering where those two episodes were.
>>26864319
No sleep.
Pony only.
Final destination.
Lacking fingers, ponies use their penises to perform prostate exams.
Usually, they get carried away.
>>26864331
amazing
>>26864331
I rike it
>>26864418
Probably, yeah.
I may not be able to watch the premiere when it airs tomorrow, but I'll try doing a pixel stram sometime on sunday or monday.
>>26864437
In the original Gypsy dropped it purposefully, and because I was working off of the vocaroo recording I couldn't do anything about it.
He then dropped another one in the second, but did not really feel like pestering AA about it. His reasoning is that those two episodes were forgettable enough, but I decided might as well throw 'em in as extras this time around.
>>26864331
>Paddle faster I hear banjos
>Let's do the time warp again
Haffin a laffin
who pumped up for this absolute garbage looking premiere
woo-hoo~
>>26864475
>I may not be able to watch the premiere when it airs tomorrow
>>26864529
i'm streaming it from in between three warzones in a desert full of camels. what's your excuse
I honestly have no feel on what the season premier might be tomorrow.
>>26864549
Dead inside?
>>26864331
magnificent
>>26864331
magnificent
>>26864502
You can't reverse psychology it into being a good episode Anon. Let it go
>>26860614
>>26859719
I know it's pretty late, but here's what i came up with for the Marker poner
>>26864629
oh my gosh she's awesome
>>26864629
that is pretty rad
>>26864554
No I just don't know what we're in for. Years ago I would care alot more that we're getting a baby Alicorn princess but I just am numb towards it. Of course I'm not one to doomsay but I do have my concerns.
https://fuwa.se/f/MQ0RaT.webm
>"Yes, hello, I am the manager, what seems to be the problem?"
Ponies in glasses is the best thing.
>>26864675
Is that the hamster dance?
>>26864331
Wait, did Gypsy made another post like those? I don't remember seeing it
>>26864697
It is.
>>26864683
ponies in suits is even better
>>26864675
These are always dramatically less impressive when it's just autotuned
>>26864683
>>26864713
What aboutboth
>>26864629
yiss
>>26864709
He didn't make one for this. We worked it out on Skype, and changed a few things as time went on.
>>26864675
meh
>>26864724
EVEN BETTER
>>26864675
source video?
>>26864724
SHE BETTER NOT SHIT ON MY RUG AGAIN
>>26864629
I like it. More Markers for the Marker god.
>>26864724
Twilight's so cute
What aboutfilly Marker?
>>26864781
there's no time to be fucking around with age spells this close to the premier
>>26864762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OorilPck_dA
>>26864781
You mean Junior? He's practically beb.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR NEW HORSE
>>26864781filly markerfilly gloomybabby junior
>>26864677
I'm itchy! I've got ants in my pants! I'm discombobulated!
>>26864788
much appreciated
https://derpiboo.ru/1116745
>>26864331
Yesss we did the thing
Although this time around the other two guys also helped with the writing as wellIf I can say, writing these for S5 was much harder than the previous ones, in lieu of the morals not being as clear cut anymore
>Tfw no one draws the actual marker anymoreI don't think anyone has ever drawn him with Gloomy either
>>26864792
Filly Gloomy is a given in some hours.
>>26864793
Slow down, ma'am! You're going to give yourself coat failure!
>>26864811
Amending Fences in particular, wouldn't you say?You still had fair share of creative input with the jokes, don't worry.
>>26864816
For the last time, she is a grown mare.
Stop treating her like a filly.
You trigger Pony's prey instincts.
>>26864803
>Horn is wider than her dick
>>26864790
best view in the house
>>26864830
If I ever get to Equestria I am going to treat all the ponies like small children to annoy them.
>>26864828
AF was a total headscratcher, as well as Brotherhooves and Crusaders. Fortunately, visual gags go a long way
>>26864879
yep, that's a horse butt
>>26864879
Celestia needs to bring in some minimum skirt length laws
In the end, a mare is just a big filly.
>>26864850
>go around asking all of them "who's a good pony?" and scratching their heads
>it completely backfires and they won't leave you alone, all screaming out "I AM!"
>>26864879
I want to sniff Rarara's horse panties
>>26864879
Best butt
Best pone
I'm beginning to feel like a ponut god (ponut god)
everypony from the front to the back nod (back nod)
little gay lookin boy
I'mma touch ponuts all day lookin boy
>>26864896
And a stallion is just a big colt.
we best horse?
>>26864904
What do you think they smell like?
>>26864815
Doesn't that pic with the raft in an ocean of piss have both the Marker and Gloomy in it?
>>26864931
Sure thing mate
>>26864931
That sounds fun.
>>26864928
And a human is just a big guy.
>>26864907
I agree withoneof those
We need a baby MLPG OC to keep up with the show.
Rarity'sMom
>>26864950
>>26864980
...is married
>>26864931
>>26864960
Yes anon. What a great idea. Let's start a goddamn daycare program at the MLPG mansion while we're at it.
14 HOURS
>>26864960
One OC for each Alicorn? In that case we are already one short, unless you count the Marker himself
>>26864960
We have viewed your request and after careful consideration I'm sorry to inform you that it has been rejected.
>>26864941
I don't think I have that one
>>26864987
So you're volunteering your room? Man, you are a philanthropist!
>>26864981
Dash is a very slender pony
>>26864994
We just have to ponify the Marker.
>>26864982
If I have to suck and fuck her husband to get to her then so be it
>>26865003
No. Fuck you. Use one of FS's basement levels. He already has like 3 dedicated to his pony dungeon.
>>26865011
you could just fight him
>>26864984
>Rarity doesn't even need a knife to eat a steak
>She can just use magic to precisely tear pieces of meat
>the fork is just there for proper etiquette
that's kind of scary
So mlpg.
I took your advice.
Got out friday night.
It was awful.
Fuck you.
>>26865028
Thanks for the blog update, lad. Really appreciate it.
>>26865028
you were supposed to make friends first
>>26865025
No. No. I think I'll stick with my original plan.
>>26865025
It will be easier and tastier to suck his dick.
>>26865028
did you get your dik sukked?
>>26865028
Really? I went to see Deadpool and had dinner with friends.
It was fun, I'm sorry your night didn't go the way you wanted it to.
>>26865051
Are you going to stop for the premiere?
>>26865043
Is she okay?
>>26865028
Did you have sex? Should've had sex.
>>26865039
I went out with probably the last thing that resembles a friend I have. I hadn't seen him in six months, he invited me to this place where there's a girl he's been lusting for ages that he knows for years, basically friendzoned HARD.
The whole thing sucked.
Everything sucked.
>>26865068
well that outing was doomed from the get go
you have to make new friends
>>26865021
should've gone for the better lease contract
>>26865068
Why didn't you suck his dick?
I hope the next thread is about Rainbow Dash!
>>26865081
well I botched half the post
That girl did belly dances in that place
but yeah
I don't
>>26865054
>Asking anon if he's going to stop posting about dicks.
Pone soon
>>26865090
I want to suck Rainbow Dash's dick
Rarity's dad sexually harassing femanon while they watch a hoofball game
>>26865103
Scootaloo you have a problem, get help
>>26865043
>Strong Filly is already forgotten again
>>26865107
now that would be male development you fuckbag
>>26865103
I want to suck the entire mane six's dicks and let them all deposit a big cum puddle in my mouth, which I swallow in front of them.
>>26865115
Good
She was a shit filly anyway
>>26865100
>>26865100
>>26865100
What works goes on while all the fillies and colts are in school?
>>26865115
She's an established background character now, don't worry. I hope we get some speaking lines from her in S6.
I tried so hard
http://i.imgur.com/INE7opm.jpg
>>26864803
It's shit.
Now get out.
>>26865143
I like it
>>26865143
haha
>>26864998
>"Sorry Marker, but the vote's 4 to 1. When we run out of food, Flufflepuff goes first."