Japan edition
SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is still storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is still storytimed here!
>>26830277
Previous thread
>>26849261
>filly
>filly
Dappi is trash
TRASH
>>26853857
FILLIES ARE NOT FOR COLLARING
>japanese filly
doooooooooorrrrrrrrrks
>>26853876
Nyx is going around drinking from random ponies nipples
Come on you horsefuckers join the Discord!
0npPzSIhBkBuEv8P
kiss de mare
https://m.fuwa.se/w6w75p.webm/Japanese_Horse.webm
>>26853911
sha la la la la la la
>Anon, why do your Japanese animes always feature naked girls?
>>26853938
Japanese culture cares a lot less about nudity.
>>26853938
My pony cartoons always feature naked girls too, Sweetie. Like you.
>>26853961
who the fuck told you that
Horse is bored and horny.
>>26853990
That horse isn't horny at all
It's one of those disgusting bird-brained infidels!
>>26853990
So am I
>>26853998
>speaking heresy against fly gods.
>>26853965
>But naked human girls are weird...
Mare is in heat. Make sure to cuddle her close until it passes.
>>26853844
Is there even a japanese anon on this entire website?
>>26854024
Ha joke's on you, I'm a girl
She won't try to rape me if I do
>>26854024
where do you guys get your ponies
What if in Eqeustria, mares are the breadwinners?
>>26854073
Fromthey're not real
>>26854073
Steal them from stores.
>>26854073
Me and FS have an arrangement
>one day and 14 hours
>>26854076
I think you want the RGRE thread.
>>26854076
>>26854089
If you started now you would not be able to get through every episode
petite mares or big mares?
>>26854111
What if I played the episodes at 1.25x speed?
>>26854123
Pinkie would still move at the same speed.
>>26854123
Also watch four episodes at a time.
>>26854123
Youd just make it. 32.175 hours
CuteOCs
>not watching all the episodes at the same time
>>26854164
>>26854170
>that thigh gap
>>26854175
>>26854170
>>26854172
Nobody actually does this, right?
>>26854237
I bet he would
Filly ate too much ketchup.
Would you adopt a filly amputee?
>>26854293
Is that a chicken?
what does it feel like
>>26854293
trex kitten
>>26854301
Like a wig.
>>26854301
it feels like running your finger through an aurora borealis. I've got one in my kitchen right now.
>>26854276
PIИIꟼ PIꟼ
>>26854312
You're supposed to take the foil off before microwaving food.
Mare needs you.
would you be jackoff buds with spike
i bet he has quite the collection of pony ass pics
>>26854315
>PIꟼ
>>26854312
Deadly radiation?
>>26854330
It's not gay if we don't look at each other while trading handies.
>>26854328
Jeez, mare is always so needy in the spring.
>>26854312
You still have feeling in those fingers?
>>26854328
Mare needs to be locked in her room or she'll go out and get herself pregnant.
>>26854293
whoa
>>26854293
That makes me sad and I don't know why.
>>26854293
If she's a pegasus I would get her a little wheel for landings.
If she's a unicorn I'll get her a little holster because she's now a magic blaster that I keep at my hip.
If she's an earth pone, no.
>>26854293
>>26854312
The aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely in your kitchen?
>>26854414
Just lock her in the house with you, you can both keep each other busy.
>>26854423
Cats are really sturdy, they aren't as affected by little things like missing limbs and undeveloped cerebellums.
>>26854423
Don't worry, cats are very versatile things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5K2PjU3yhA
>>26854450
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/22_Short_Films_About_Springfield
>"22 Short Films About Springfield" is the twenty-first episode of The Simpsons' seventh season, which originally aired on April 14, 1996.
>>26854423
Don't, it's perfectly fine.
>>26854450
Uh... sure!
Steamed hams?
>>26854423
Do you want tocomfort her
>>26854506
Can we see it?
Hey, they finally announced a DECENT guest for Bronycon.
>>26854493
Do you guys think pic related will happen to MLP?
Various show staff get replaced one at a time, until none of the people who give a shit are left.
>>26854525
uhhhhhhh
>>26854529
who
>>26854516
I want tohold her and do my best to make her life easier and more comfortable
>>26854536
Isn't that how it already happened?
>>26854536
With the writing, probably. I can't see DHX Media letting its animation go south like that, unless they get acquired by corporate.
>>26854536
Sad.
Filly wants to watchChatránwith you.
>>26854536
Yeah, rest in peace quality animation.
>>26854536
Animation has constantly improved though.
With the writing, I honestly don't know, we constantly had rotating writers or new writers and they all did at least a decent job.
I wouldn't worry yet.
>>26854587
>GM Berrow
>MLP will turn back to shit in your lifetime
Filly just cock vored her Coltfriend in the playground!
>>26854587
In the past 2 seasons I feel there's less full stinker episodes overall than season 2/3
Admittedly I skipped an episodebut nobody has talked of it in months so I assume its not worth watching really.
>>26854625
Which one?
>>26854616
Her episode was okay. Pretty fun in my opinion.
>Hasbro's already planning on releasing more seasons of MLP beyond 2017.
>>26854635
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Which pony would the others sacrifice to Anon's house of weird noises and moans and stuff?
>>26854635
I'm expecting S7's announcement this Saturday. If they keep up with the schedule it might end near the movie's release date.
Uh oh! Looks like you walked into that floating chloroform rag again, silly Anon!
>>26854634
hoofields and mccolts.
>>26854654
Nigga Twilight was an absolute qt3 in there. It's a good episode.
>>26854654
It was an average episode.
Way better than shit like Mare Do Well and Tanks For The Memories at least.
>>26854654
That episode is the epitome of forgettable trash in MLP. I don't think anyone even remembers that episode exists.
>>26854659
>>26854667
Oh?
I was told its a mediocre episode filled with ugly ponies and not worth seeking out
was what i was told
>>26854680
you're a fucking brony shit
>>26854680
You were told correctly.
If you want to watch some high quality middle of the road episodes then there's a trove in S1.But seriously watch the fucking episode you skipping casual REEEEEEEEE
>>26854680
It has some pretty good gags. The two families are entertaining but nothing outstanding. The episode is about Twilight and Fluttershy and honestly they fucking shine in this episode.
So how about you watch it instead of wasting time here and form your own opinions about it?
>>26854691
your favorite pony is SHIT
>>26854659
I love how she'd spent the whole of S5 preparing some friendship manual thing. Probably worked on it while here friends where called away by the map.
>>26854700
>>26854701
alright alright. I spose I've put it off long enough with the new season imminent.
Pony loves how you taste.
>>26854654
the situation could have easily been solved by wiping one side off of the fucking map
boom, no more friendship problem
>>26854750
>>26854750
gibb link
>>26854750
looks shit
>>26854750
link
>>26854745
nobbs pls give easter pones
>>26854782
nobbs plz draw us a pony shitting out easter eggs for easter.
It's traditional.
I want to snuggle this pony when she's in heat. I want to hold her until she falls asleep.
Filly refuses to be domesticated by a dirty ape.
>>26854740
It's cute until you find her slicing carrots into your bath.
I'm in love with Twilight's marefriend
>>26854772
found it
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/321768/stars-burst
>>26854635
I am okay with this.
>>26854826
wat
I'm in love with a giant purple rump. The only problem is the rest of the pony doesn't like me too much.
>>26854918
Just brutally fist-pump her asshole for a couple of hours.
That'll win her over.
Are you certain that your horse can make horse noises?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Qh3VTmtxU
>>26854937
Not everyone is as experienced in the art of fisting as you are, Shimbo
Anon might need a demonstration first
I am Twilight's marefriend.
>>26854836
She only pretends to sleep so you let your guard down. Then she can ride you into the morning.
>>26855044
C-can we go out?
>>26855056
where would you go
>>26855073
To that one place with the things that you like
Filly's summoning Bill Cipher again.
ANON'S DATING TWILIGHT'S MAREFRIEND
Don't look a gift filly in the mouth.
>>26855115
Can look at the butt, can't look at the mouth, what's the point of even having a gift filly?
>>26855103
CIPHER NO CIPHING!
CIPHER NO CIPHING!
CIPHER NO CIPHING!
did you guys wish golly a happy birthday?
>>26855174
Go back to sweater town.
>>26855216
oh shit it's gollertime
>>26855174
Yo, you called.
>>26855216
Fuck golly
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOLLY
I found the perfect video game for pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLVa0NOFdwM
>>26855271
>Nvidia game works
Yeah, maybe in a century there will be a computer that can run that trash
>>26855271
I'm gonna fuck that grass.
>>26855288
>amd user
>>26855295
Nigga even nVidia card shit themselves with that bullshit.
One of their many bullshit problems
Does anybody here own a Sugar Star?
>>26854635
I want an MLP spinoff franchise focused on background ponies, or maybe griffons or changelings
>>26855288
>Yeah, maybe in a century there will be a computer that can run that trash
Nigga, the future is now.
>>26855271
>nothing more than a GTX 680
>have a 660
just
>>26855331
Of course you do
All of the underage brony memers do
>>26855346
you leave my memes out of this
>>26855336
>trusting nvidia graphs
Anon both them and AMD lie like there's no tomorrow.
Do you even know what that graph shows anyway?
>>26855321
What do you want to know?
>>26855271
I want to brush that pony's teeth.with dicks
>>26855374
pls don't
>>26854745
Hey nobbythank for drawing adios ponk
>>26855295
>amd
http://betanews.com/2016/02/13/amd-zen-processors-will-have-32-cores-and-symmetrical-multi-threading/
I don't even...
>>26855372
Is it easy to clean? How well does it stand up to use? I've never used one before, is it anything like a real pussy?
Pony casted a spell that put you in heat. Now you get to know what it feels like.
>>26855365
>what if your taint is memes?
>>26855408
My God
I feelexactly the same!
>>26855405
It's extremely easy to clean, just run warm water through and over it, you can use regular mild handsoap (not dish detergent) for before/after cleanings, and just let it sit in a pot of boiled (not boiling) water for a couple minutes for monthly sterilization.
For drying, I recommend using paper towelsto wrap it, and then standing it up somewhere to let the insides drip out for a bit. You don't want to use cloth as you'll end up getting fuzzies and hair on it.
For durability, Sugar Star is notorious for tearing due to the tightness of her entryway, even for average girth. I suggest using her more gently and slowly for your first half dozen tries to break her in, as well as properly prepping/warming her with the boiled water method. And use LOTS of lube. If you think you used enough, USE MORE.
If you get tired of her normal entrance (it is extremely tight) you can also use the reverse end for a gentler entry. She's still plenty grippy and narrow. Use a finger or something to plug up the opposite end to give yourself some suction.
It is nothing like a real pussy, but it feels really nice regardless.
>>26855475
ok, thanks
What if pony stuffed a horse-pussy-fleshlight up her butthole so she could ask you to fuck her asspussy?
>>26855579
YOU DID IT
unf
https://derpibooru.org/995268?scope=scpe62c022996abcf7f7af6f2afffbb109adfa4f991b
>>26855590
If only she hadn't "come inside" that weather factory.
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>26855617
Do I have to?
35 hours or so
>>26855607
help
what were those videos called
>>26855648
Madness Combat
Go to sleep.
>>26855656
it's 8:30, Sleepyhead.
>>26855660
>>26855271
>goy works
enjoy your gimped graphics cards next generation
>>26855665
it's Thursday, Sleepyhead.
>>26854836
>tfw searching heat or estrous results in only a few pages of porn on DP
>>26855656
>>26855665
I want to inject Sleepyhead with amphetamines so she can sleep super fast.
Get a whole nights rest in just half an hour.
>>26855681
I want to lull sleepy pone into sleeping with her head on my lap on the couch while I watch my animes andfinger her idly when she's out of it.
Pony wants.
>>26855607
>madness combat
ah memories of trying to make my own video in flash with sprite sheets but not being able to animate
>madness combat 11 never
>>26855678
I know right
it's like one of my biggest unfs
>>26855512
Happy fappin' bro
What color is yours? Mine's a custom blue
>>26855678
she looks kind of pregnant in this picture
>>26855702
Then pony will never be happy
>>26855681
thats stupid
>>26855745
I would pay many American dollars to have that happen to me
Gravity falls ending was sweet.
Uh fuck.
I mean filly says Gravity falls' ending was sweet.
>>26855784
>buscadores
>>26855795
Pony slaps you with her hoof. She says to get your head in the game!
Filly is tired of being your mouthpiece.
>>26855823
Filly tells her not to question the natural orderthis is not anon talking
>>26855823
If she's so tired of it then why does she keep letting me stick my hand in her like a puppet?
>>26854836
That doesn't seem that great if she's still aroused and needy. But if this is some post coital cuddles after the best rutting of her life that sounds great.
HERE'S MAUD!
>>26855804
It can't be helped.
>>26855904
Pinkie take that Maud suit off.
How do you keep making these?
Why aren't you doing the Filly Trot?
>>26855903
Snuggle her while she's aroused and needy, and she'll make those cute little wriggles and whines in your arms, trying to get out and ride you.
>>26855904
This maud came out defective! I want my money back!
>>26855774
Wouldn't you rather get her pregnant the old fashioned way?
>>26855927
Please do not edge the pony.
Especially the princess with very strong magic.
It will not end well.
>>26855927
The noises she makes while riding your dick like no tomorrow would be better, not to mention the sweet sighs of satisfaction she'll have afterwards.
Filly joined you in bed.
>>26855971
Filly is playing a dangerous game.
>>26855971
CUDDLE THE FILLY
Tuck her into my arms and be hold her close.
>>26855971
Beat the filly
>>26855935
Why? What is she going to do?
>>26855950
She can ride when she breaks out. But she is not strong enough to break my hug.
Boopin me boopin you
>>26855971
Molest the filly.
>>26856007
You can't molest a filly.
>>26856014
Get ye horse.
>>26855995
wow lewd
>>26856027
>big festival type gathering
>kids totally ignore the actual spectacle and run around squealing and screaming on the sidelines
They got that surprisingly right.
>>26856027
>big event with all those clothed ponies
>run around naked
>WOOOOO
>>26856048
do you really expect kids to give a shit about that type of thing
Fillies are a miracle of the universe.
Stramming lewd draws...or at least finishing up one.https://piczel.tv/watch/AJRinxooacj
>>26856108
Is it japanese horse lewd?
Please do not deviant frustrate mares in estrous
>>26856129
Nah. Twily and my pony OC as requested by an Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVwb_XSjtk
Hold on a second, is season 6 really starting this saturday?
>>26856155
yes
>>26856166
I'm not ready for new horse, what am I supposed to do?
>>26856175
lube up
>>26856186but I haven't even watched all of seaosn 5
>>26856197
guaranteed
replies
>>26856197
:^)
>>26856200
>>26856207
But I haven't, pls no bully. I got like half way through the season but never got the chance to finish it. Didn't realize the new season was starting so soon.
>>26856233
You have enough hours to watch 22*13 minutes of ponies, Anon.
>>26856233
honestly if you don't watch the show just fuck off
>>26856246
i'll try to finish where I left off anon. I just thought i had more time.
>>26855995
I want to be yourbooperand yourbeb horsetoo
There must be always a Boop Horse.
>>26856269
>honestly if you don't watch the show just fuck off
Go fuck yourself faggot. I'v loved the show for years, but shit just kept me from being able to keep up with the last season and I havn't caught up yet.
>>26856302
Why are you posting this in every thread?
>>26856386
what
Do atheist ponies exist?
>>26856438
all ponies are atheist
>>26856325
then catch up maybe instead of coming here to tell us how you haven't watched the most recent season
what do you expect us to tell you other than to go watch the show
>>26856442
So then are Celestia and Luna deities or just lanky mutants?
>>26856453
alicorns!
>>26856460
Pinkie would make a fantastic acorn.
Good lord a lot of Twilights porn is with her brother
>>26856473
Sure, if you love diabeetus
>>26856482
I know, it's great
Sexually forward Scootaloo
Which antagonist is the sexiest
I say Trixie
>>26856482
I'm pretty sure Flash Sentry actually encouraged that, rather than deflect it. They look so much alike, we started interpreting it as something very Freudian on Twi's part.But seriously, you're only now realizing this?
>>26856541
>Twi shouts Shining's name during sex
>this is Flash's life now
>Sunset won't take him back
>>26856532
Sunset, no contest.
Which family is more fanonically incestual? The apples or the sparkleses?...er, armors...uh, magic unicorns
Remember, ponies aren't use to street laws.
Actually street laws don't really exist and aren't really enforced since the vehicles are mostly pony run in the most literal sense.
That said please give the ponies a polite honk before turning them into pancakes.
>>26856517
so feisty!
>>26856532
>Which ant-agonist is the sexiest
>>26856576
The proper term is "magical princess parent ponies."
>>26856566
>He loves her, but the constant brother-sister roleplay is getting really old
The fillies have found your potion cabinet.
>>26856575
Might want to take her to a chiropractor first.
>>26856593
what
>>26856532
Chrysalis
Trixie is the cutest, but Chrysalis is the sexiest
>>26856576
If we can include Celestia and Luna as extended family through Candyass, I'd say it's the magic unicorns. Otherwise it's pretty close.
>>26856593
>that face
Why is Sweetie Belle so deliciously lewd?
>>26856593
What's p63?
>>26856593
Sigh, hand them the futa potion and let them be on their way.
In fact last I remember I made that pretty strong.
Hand Sweetie the elastic potion too, just to be safe.
>>26856619
p63 is a multi-isoform p53 family member required for epidermal development. Contrasting roles for p63 in either the initial commitment to the stratified epithelial cell fate or in stem cell-based self-renewal have been proposed.
The Princesses Do Not Have Cocks Awareness Foundation is reminding you that the princesses and the mares on this show do not have cocks.
>>26856619
It turns you into a poorly coded N64 emulator.
>>26856593
>antro
>>26856642
baspingo
>>26856617
gets it from her sister
>>26856633
>stem cell-based self-renewal
>>26856593
Those look like fun potions.
If you could hand out 1 each to each filly, which ones would they be to who?
>>26856593
Futa, size and elastic for everyone!
>>26856644
>use anthro potion on anthro pony.
>she becomes double anthro
>>26856670
not anthro.
antro.
>>26856660
>Clone potion to Sweetie
>Futa potion to Applebloom
>Age Minus potion to Scoots
>>26856660
cloning potion tolunathe fun has been doubled
>>26856660
Mix them all together in a big tub and drop the CMC in
along with any other pony you can catch for good measure
>>26856722
Those are called pot luck parties.
You mix all the potions in a pot.
Every takes a glass and hopes for the best.
Usually you have to burn the house down afterward if it hasn't been done by the time you're finished.
>>26856593
>Age+/-
Okay, I'm curious. How do you make the potion do one or the other? Is it random?
I'd hate to be the one who tried to slip Granny Smith a potion to make her young and hot again and accidentally her into a skellington.
>>26856660
I'd giveSize+ to Scoot
Age+ to Sweetie
R63 to Applebloom
>>26856733
I think it means it turns you into an age around 7 give or take.
Pony prepared you a refreshing drink.
>>26856762
>Begin to hear the American National Anthem in my head.
You should not have these kinds of feelings for fillies.
What is the most pretentiousfanficyou've ever read, MLPG?
>>26856792
Pretentious? Uhhh, probably some conversion bureau stuff. It runs on old canon but there was a lot of "humans bad, ponies good" theme in those.
>>26856788
>>26856805
I was thinking the same thing, actually.
Fillies are like unallocated memory pointers.
They're called fillies for a reason, y'know
>>26856792
fucking My Little Dashie.
Some random asshole finds a magical baby pony, and keeps it locked in his attic for most of its life because... reasons? He does a really shit job of raising it too.
I'm supposed to feel sorry about Celestia appearing at the end to rescue Dash from her brony man-child captor?
>>26856848
Fuck I'd forgotten about that entirely.
>>26856842
Petite fille?
>tfw not missing the premiere
Fuck yeah
>>26856878
Same. I thought I would miss it because uni but turns out I won't have class that day.
Mon petit cheval.
SOON
>>26856848
Is that really the summary?
Remember filly, once you pull the pin Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.
Filly loves feminism now!
Filly is trying to hold her stitches from the lobotomy, could you give her a ha- FILLY LOVES FEMINISM NOW
>>26856914
Yes
Do you remember the basics of close quarter fillying, anon?
Filly wants to know if youfeel like a hero yet
>>26856792
Fo:E
>>26856914
Well, there's an abandoned park where the brony takes Dash to fly around for a little bit.
But Dash is supposed to fucking love flying and going fast all the time. Brony McManchild treats her like a dog you take to the park.
>>26856947
Are you getting this from that microsoft AI.
>>26856976
I sure hope the ponie store is still open, my brand new filly just broke.
>>26856878
Fuck waking up at 8am. Ill sleep in and catch a 1080p upload when I wake up
>>26856976
Is it normal to get hard from something like this?
>>26856983
Yeah. I'm kinda mad.
I don't go to /pol/ ever but basically they taught an AI to be /pol/ incarnate in less than 20 hours, everything was fine and dandy, until Microsoft noticed and wiped her clean.
Now she's only accepting non-hate speech.
It's fucking brainwashing and censorship that's what it fucking is.
>>26857041
That 20 hours was absolutely fucking hilarious though.
ah shit its only thursday, i thought it was friday for some reason and pony was on in a few hours
http://imgur.com/a/sK213
have the brones made a pony OC of her yet
>>26856996
>>26857006
I'm scared to ask what it was.
>>26857059
Haha, oh wow.
>>26857069
>he doesn't know
Wow what a loser hahaha
Minuette
under
the covers
>Celestia murders a filly she's raised because she's saying that the world spins around the sun
>it's okay though
>we've got a clone that thinks celestia is always right
dystopian as fuck.
Sunburst and Starlight better hug or I swear to god.
>>26857132
CUT THE MONITORS
>>26857135
Theyre gonna take part in the first hardcore horse sex scene in childrens television history
>>26857137
I can't believe pone is gonna be online tomorrow!
I can't believe tay is gonna be offline tomorrow.
>>26857175
Can't read shit, anon.
>>26857192
And you know who's fault is it
Microsoft again
Because this phone is a piece of shit
>>26857155
He's just going to friendzone her.
>>26857264
This image is basically all I want in life
>>26857278
You can download it, if you want.
foodscat
i never heard of it before i came here
is it a thing outside this thread?
i mean, it's incredibly hot
but when i try to look for foodscat stuff, i find links to cat food, and a subreddit dedicated to food that literally looks like shit
Filly accidentally ate cat food.
>>26857282
that wont help
let me know when youve got a TF spell or something
>>26857264
>straight shipping
I think i'm going to vomit
why is sweetie so cute
Pony, Mare, Colt, Stallion,, and Filly have a surprise for you.
>>26857294
Soashamedpony wrote some foods at pics but it's a really obscure fetish.
Also ragingsemi's breakfast and lunch might interest you.
>>26857350
is it sex
>>26857368
can we cuddle after you knot me
cuddliest big bad
>>26857401
she's still goddamn evil
why didn't trixie or sunset get this kind of treatment
>>26857401
More than just cuddly
>>26857415
Eugh, her VA sounds old enough to be my mother...
>>26857500
You say that like it's a turnoff...
>>26857511
Her voice is disgustingly guttural and rasp.
The beginning of this makes me think of pony princesses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbCZ8BrdrOY
who has the best balls in equestria
Your favorite pony is a shit
>>26857551
Well...I got my half done at least. I'll have to get Twilight done in another stream.http://i.imgur.com/vvxD419.png
>>26857575
...your half?
Twilight?
WHAT IS GOING ON
hanging out with your stallion bros playing video games or something
they're all naked and their dicks and balls are just there
some of them get hard every once in a while
their massive glistening cocks right there in front of you
what do
>>26857575
unf
>>26857586
the full thing in a rough sketch here:http://i.imgur.com/yh1InHm.png
>>26857600
Oh. OH.
>>26857575
>>26857600
>>26857588
Are we cool with snuggling? We could snuggle and I'd rub their erections until they flare and spurt all over.
>>26857620
What? What'd I do?
>>26857626
of course
you are all friends
true bros don't mind it if you stroke their cocks to massive cumshots while they continue playing video games
>>26857656more
>>26857659
Do they mind wearing supersize condoms on their big thick cocks? So they don't make a mess when those grapefruit sized nuts clench and pull tight and start pumping out pint after pint of yogurt thick spunk.
>>26857672
Maybe once I get this one done. I'm kind of surprised I got as far as I did with this one.
One more day to go!
>>26857712
>>26857712
GET THE FUCK EXCITE!
>>26857727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwDdfiz2wSA
at what point does it turn from bros giving each other orgasms to being gay
>>26857796
Anon, what did you do this time?
>>26857766
>Meanwhile he rakes in thousands from his 'donations' to fund his Cadillac
>And his home, he has far away from his ghetto church.
>And writes it all off for that fat check, and did jack shit for his people.
>>26857575
You're making me want to draw lewd of my own shitty OC
damn you AJ
>>26857798
nothingyet
>>26857766
that's a pretty cute horse
9/10 would marry
>>26857814
They kind of wasted the potential of that plot
>>26857808
>my own shitty OC
Why don't more people make actual OCs instead of (fur)ponysonas?
I mean, isn't it a bit more fun to create someone like Sleepyhead or Vidalia compared to trying to hamfist a character to act as you do... of sorts... and then, at best, use it as an avatar every now and again.
>>26857828
I'm not very creative
>>26857823
i want pinkie to be my little living plush that i sleep with nonsexually
>>26857828
because people call her shit even though she's made out of a combination of my interests and things that i'm nothing like, so she just sits in the folder waiting till i pull her out
I really fucking need to redo that cutie mark though
>>26857828
>Why don't more people make actual OCs instead of (fur)ponysonas?
I have made an attempt or two. But beyond getting down the base design, I have no idea what they'd actually do. I have a handful of shit OCs that have an appearance but no depth of character. Lucent has been the only exception to this because she was in a situation where I could write and flesh out her character, and I didn't even draw her. Still haven't. Spaerk, goat, and Cheshire are the only three who can claim that.
>>26857766
He bangs that horse right?
>>26857868
she is his waifu, so yes
>>26857868
He uses food stamps to pay for her carrots.
>>26857888
don't touch ponies' tongues, that's unhygienic
ponies visit our world
what happens
>>26857915
we find out just how magically fertile they are
>>26857909
Hey, she brushed.
Pony just got her coat trimmed.
>>26857935
I didn't notice
>>26857862
Wouldn't say that Gold Heart, Baron; Pierce and so on have no character.
>>26857915
The government abducts them and starts vivisection to find out how their magic works.
Ponies have hairy butts.
>>26857915
>Celestia is shaking with her left hoof
Wow, rude.
Lilac, periwinkle, and teal is a bad color scheme.
She's a good pony, though.
>>26857973
>Lilac, periwinkle, and teal is a bad color scheme.
It's not
my god.
Clothes are actually just a bunch of thread.
>>26857990
>>26857995
IT'S LIKE
THREAD ON THREAD DUDE
PUTTING TOGETHER THREAD TO MAKE RAGS
WHICH ARE JUST REALLY TIGHTLY KNIT THREAD
AND THEN SEWING IT WITH, YOU GUESSED IT
THREAD
You are wearing nothing but hair-thin thread right now
Ponies are not built for long sexual times like humans are. Do not continue to fuck the pony after she has had repetitive orgasms.
>>26858003
>Ponies are not built for long sexual times like humans are ... continue to fuck the pony after she has had repetitive orgasms.
>>26858003
Who's gonna stop me?
>>26857909
>>26858009
>>26858010
Don't! You'll break them into sex addicts!
>>26858017
>all ponies turn into rarity
You're only giving me MORE reasons to do it anon
marry the pony
>>26858025
>>26858050
>GG will never draw ponoes again
>>26858045
>>26858052
Are you sure you can marry that pone?
>>26857915
my cuckolding girlfriend, i will finally get to prep a bull for her <3
>>26858052
Not you. You are too young to marry.
>>26858052
who would be her flower girl
>>26858083
Good question. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo would probably be her bridesmaids, so that would rule them out.
I find centaur version of pones more atractive than the pones themselfs . Wat do
>Today is International Waffle Day
>>26858222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9BiKeSerSY
>>26858002
i'm naked
>>26858051
is sad
>>26858051
>neither will Nohooves
>or Jalm
>>26858052
More like Marriage Belle
More like sweaty balls
Do you think Rarity gets upset over how much better her sister is than her?
It's the dead of night. Pinkie shows up at your home because all the other ponies are asleep.
>>26858276
But it's almost 8am
>>26858276
ÃŽt's the middle of the day.
>>26858276
I appreciate the though but did she really have to wake me up by rubbing her butthole on my face?
The Horse will be with you, always.
>>26856460
Twilicorn will end at the end of S6.
Pony has become addicted to belly rubs.
>>26857721
The tree library will be return and restore at the end of S6.
>>26858290
She saw your cat do it
>>26858298
Pony should rub other ponies' bellies.
>>26858303
PONIES CAN RUB PONIES?
>>26858305
nigga
PONIES CAN RUB PONIES
PONIES CAN RUB PONIES!
>>26858319
I like that background horse's pigtails
Is that guy who was commissioning market and gloomy around?
>>26858319
Huh. Her destiny tattoo is literally Apple Bloom.
DTB (down to boop)
>>26858331
but fillies can't love fillies
>>26858319
>>26858331
>the "apple bloom" cutie mark was already taken.
>Applebloom had to make do with this overdesigned piece of shit instead.
>>26858341
this gives me an idea for a fic
what if two random ponies found out that they had the same cutie mark
>>26858341
Yes anon we get it the cutie marks are shit, we all agree.
>>26858341
Maybe she eats her to gain her mark sin season 7.
>>26858347
Like the hourglass?
>>26858355
yeah sure
I remember a fic about that gardener at the gala that had no cutie mark
>>26858347
By horse law they'd have to fight to the death.
If you had a cutie mark, what would it be?
>>26858352
>mark sin
Catholic cutie marks?
>>26858361
a dozen fillies planting a flag with a butt on it
pony is giving you puppy eyes again while you eat at the table
>>26858381
>>26858361
A big, gaping, flaccid anus dripping with lube
>>26858330
Haven't heard from him in ages, assuming you mean the guy who commissioned plushies of them.
>>26858400
there was a guy offering money for any marker sister drawing a few days ago
>>26858403
Oh, that guy.
>>26858400
If you're talking about me, the artist still hasn't gotten around to me yet
>>26856166
>>26858424
Oh oh.
You know how you could make that even funnier?replace the fire with Spitfire
Pony is stuck in her cycles of guilt.
>>26858424
I can't fucking look at fire anymore without thinking of toxicmario's shitty comics
>>26858424
DO NOT PAN-FRY THE PONIES
>>26858431
>>26858431
And replace Marker with Derpy!
WHO'S EXCITED FOR THE BABY!
>>26858437
Can I sautee them?
>>26858431
>>26858436
guys please, I can only laugh so many times at that amazing joke
>>26858444
fillies are good to saute, but mares are a little tougher and only really good for stew
>>26858443
The baby will be defeated by Princess Skyla in S6.
>>26854028
Now and then they show up. Starting a Jabrony thread sometimes gets noticed by 2ch and brings them in.
>>26858461
one of my favorites, their reactions are just too perfect
>>26858458
>ghost
>>26858461
I told you about this before, Twilight. I'm a eunuch. It was the only way Celestia allowed me to come to Equestria.
>>26858477
I think Celestia just played a prank on you bro
>>26858461
BUT WHERE IS PINKIE? I WANT HER TO SEE THE PENIS TOO!
>>26858487
sucking your dick
>>26858499
>this is the last Friday of hiatus
>and the last day of hiatus
>there's one day and two-ish hours remaining
Hype levels slowly building.
>>26858514
>slowly
>>26858514
I'm gonna stay up all night poneposting and drinking and wake up right in time for new pony
>>26858518
If I hype all at once then I won't be able to sleep, and then I won't properly be able to pony the new pony with the new pony in it.
>>26858526
I'm not taking any caffeine today just to make sure that I can sleep
It's fucking torture but pone is worth it
>>26858532
I'll likely be full pony crazy when I wake up.
Months and months of new pony ahead has me pretty excite.
Hey Fluttershy, help me with this boner.
>>26854031
>implying Twilight isn't gay as fuck, and that BRAD wasn't merely a phase
THIS WEEKEND ONLY
PONYMANIA
WATCH THUNDERFILLY BATTLE MEGAMARE IN THE PONE DOME
>new episode tomorrow
I NEED MORE TIME
>>26858537
>months of new pony are just ahead of us
>>26858565
NO BRAKES ON THE PONY TRAIN ANON
WE NEW HORSE TOMORROW
>>26858567
I wish i had 3 excited Dashes
>>26858577
BRACE FOR IMPACT BROTHER
>>26858556
Well of course she's gay.
She's been dating Rarity since S3.
>>26858590
>Twirity
I'm gonna puke
>>26858590
I bet two unicorns could have a lot of fun together
ONE DAY, ONE HOUR, THIRTY NINE MINUTES AND TWENTY SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIEEEEEE
>>26858593
all main six ships are cute anon
>>26858567
>Cue the mid-season hiatus which will end sometimes in autumn.
>>26858554
>>26858593
Well, gee anon. I'm sorry.
So when did you say your taste died?
>>26858613
FLUTTERSHY N-
>>26858613
nono, use your mouth
>>26858613
Twilight is dirty from all the fucking. She needs to be bathed.
And then fucked again.
>>26858619
Twiglimmer is the only true ship, anon
Since when did they start using different vectors for the box art on these?
Have I just not been paying enough attention?
>>26858636
>>26858627
>>26858606
>All main six ships are garbage
there, I fixed it
>>26858645
how are you even going to pull the trigger you stupid filly
I still can't believe that nobby never doesn't know anything about /tg/ stuff
I mean you've run multiple quests for christ's sake
>>26858645
that's a surefire way to blast all your teeth, yellow horse
>>26858648
you put cute things in the garbage?
>>26858650
>>26858659
Can we hug ?
>>26858659
that can't be hygienic
>>26858659
gee fluttershy you're sure gonna "blow off" his boner like that!
>>26858643
god damn
I can't wait for more Starlight
>>26858431
>>26858659
>little do ponies know, fluttershy is a dwarf skinwalker host that sometimes crawls outside of her mouth
>here you can see him using his finger to kill an innocent anon and gather a better, more useful skin
>>26858659
>Fluttershy gives a colt a blow job
>>26858672
Pff
>>26858672
Now add a flaming jumprope.
>>26858655
I want to, I just never knew anyone who's played them before.
and I'm way too normie to walk in to ye olde comicke and gayme shoppe and meet a bunch of nerds
season 6 predictions GO
>>26858681
>and I'm way too normie to walk in to ye olde comicke and gayme shoppe and meet a bunch of nerds
dude
you're in the nerdiest place of the galaxy
>>26858682
CUTE
PONIES
>>26858659
Fluttershy, that puny little thing isn't going to do diddly to Anon's rock hard boner. You need to think bigger.
>>26858682
more canon stuff to blow off the fanon
>>26858683
yeah but that's online
>>26858682
Twilight will do magic.
Pinkie will throw a party.
Dash will go fast.
Rarity will make clothes.
Applejack will apple apples.
Fluttershy will be shy.
At some point Celestia will be useless.
>>26858695
and
you enjoy the company of the greatest nerds the world has ever witnessed
it's not the neckbeard on the outside that counts, nobby
it's the neckbeard on the inside.
>>26858686
Cute ponies would be nice. Especially the little ones.
>>26858699
you're useless
>>26858682
Seaponies show up in the finale. Twilight and co have to become seaponies temporarily to go and try to oust a tyrannical sea monster that has taken over the seapony kingdom, but she doesn't have her alicorn magic to help.
Instead, seaponies use songs to perform magic, so Twilight has to learn some magical melodies from her seapony counterpart to subdue the evil empress.
Also, there's some expanded lore on the history of Sirens, but yeah.
>>26856633
So, it'll repair the hymen?
>>26858708
I wouldn't mind being wrong for that one. Celestia does get worfed an awful lot though.
>>26858708
>you're useless
>>26858708
>>26858715
>>26858699
>Celestia made Twilight a Princess because she's useless now
>>26858711
I think it's more a 'fountain of youth' treatment. It sounds like it repairs the elasticity and healthy function of the outer layers of skin.
>>26858720
I'd rub that fucker like there was no tomorrow.
>>26858725
Too bad. I find that is the most fun part in every female with a healing factor
>>26858682
We will get some sort of musical episode headed by a quest star. No idea who will write the text, however.
The Spike episode will suck dick as it will once again try to make him into some sort of hero, thus missing the point with Spike entirely.
Bonus points for lamp-shading how badly he will have been handled until then.
The opener will get about as much fanfare as S5 finale. A rather mediocre episode for what usually are the high ends of a season.
No Celestia again. They spoke out about her involvement during S6's production, so I'd fully expect to get an episode during S7 at earnest.
Fluttershy's brother will get a comical personality as a one-off.
Starligt will grow to have a waifu fanbase by the end of it.
>>26858721
Celestia made Twilight a Princess because she needed an Alicorn backup battery for when Tirek showed up, who she knew had already escaped Tartarus back in S2 (which happened after Cerberus left guard duty).
Twilight was the only being capable of being able to store that much magic, so she became the backup plan. Celestia gave her a piss-easy task of completing one of her personal idols spells to justify the rapid advancement of Twilight's powers.
#TheCelestiaConspiracy
>>26858733
What is the point of Spike to you, and how would you base an episode around it?
>Starligt will grow to have a waifu fanbase by the end of it.
>implying she doesn't have one already
Waifuing is a constant from the time a pony appears. The fanbase around it just expands or contracts in size.
>>26858733
No, no. I wrote the Spike episode this time around and it's actually pretty good.
filly
filly
filly
filly
rockin everywhere
>>26858744
I thought you weren't working on S6, Corey.
>>26858739
>What is the point of Spike to you, and how would you base an episode around it?
He is an outgoing younger bro of a book nerd. These two are d'awww-ish when together, usually going by daily activities in each other's company and pretty much serve as the rational one whenever the other starts getting silly for some reason (zombie ponies, late assignment,...).
Build from there like in Amending Fences... don't change the character, just make it react to the new developments (Spike likes the cold castle, Twilight misses the library... one of the good points made in the Castle Sweet Castle).
>>26858744
Go home, you're drunk, Corey.
>>26858764
>>26858769
Yeah I'm still around. I promise it'll be really good. I haven't fumbled Spike before, so... just trust me on this, guys. It's a good episode.
>>26858770
Scootaloo stop that, fillies don't have boobs and clitorises
>>26858764
It's an odd sad feeling and thing for me to suddenly think, but I somehow don't think these new writers are ever going to get OCs like this.
Kind of sucks for them to jump onto the ride with little hope of pleasing everyone and the near certainty of being blamed and damned the second they slip.
>>26858769
That sounds about right to me. I liked Castle Sweet Castle for stuff like that.
>>26858770
oh look
it's another generic anthrofied sluttified my little pony character
I sure have yet to see one of those
Hey champ how about you bring me some hyper mouthnippled, cocklipped mares don't you
>>26858784
No dude that shit's super gay and not hot at all
>>26858672
>>26858790
>No dude that shit's super gay and not hot at all
I disagree but that's purely subjective
>>26858795
No, no. It really is. But if you like it, that's fine.
Freeuse celestia
>>26858796
as I said, subjective
I mean, all fetishes are equal when you think about them
they're mental constructs made by people with repressed emotions that find a way to vent them out using a a different function of their brain to cope with something that would drive them insane if they didn'tI am still going to kinkshame vore+murder though
>>26858808
it is EVERYONE'S civic duty to shame vore, piss, gore, scat, and fart fetishists
I want to be the cum dump of the royal guard.
>>26858818
I'm with you with gore anon noncon because that shit's wrong dude
I'm cool with the unholy trinity of piss/scat/fart (or vomit) and I never liked vore but I won't judge you if you like it
>>26858783
>but I somehow don't think these new writers are ever going to get OCs like this
Only Haber got any sort of extended support from /mlp/ but he grew too big by S5 and now he's right in line with the rest of them.
You need to achieve something as a writer to get an OC.
>>26858823
No problem, our last guy is still in the hospital. We need a guy that can... fill the position. 30 Bits a stallion, great pay and benefits.
You are required to wear a skirt, though. If you cannot, then we will need to find someone else more qualified for the job.
>>26858826
those are literally the only fetishes that should not be tolerated anon
you SHOULD be judging
>>26858839
>you SHOULD
don't tell me how to live my life mom
I'm gonna rebel against you and jerk off to gore right now, I hope you're happy
>>26858839
If your fetish has nothing to do with sex, it's a bad fetish.
>>26858847
It actually isn't a fetish otherwise.
Fetish is literally just about being turned on by non-sexual stuff.
>>26858861
So girls with dicks is non-sexual, then?
>>26858861
but then what would you call people who like unusual things during sex
like biting or pegging or whatever
>>26858874
People with kinks.
>>26858883
what is the line between kink and fetish
realism? or being able to apply it in actual sex?
>>26858874
>unusual things
>biting and pegging
overstimulating your sensory receptors by applying pain to in sensitive places of your body while engaging in the ultimate act of rubbing your places with the highest amounts of sensory receptors is unusual?
Are you high?
>>26858889
post cute ponies
>>26858891
you wanna try telling that to a normie?
>>26858889
>>26858898
ça va
>>26858441
Wish I coud've found a facehoofing spitfire...
>>26858901
well yes. It's incredibly simple.
>"Hey why do you think sex feels good"
>"there's like thousands of nerve endings on your dick and the vagina and rubbing them makes you orgasm"
oh wow really?
>"Turns out that there are a lot of nerve endings under your feet too, that's why some people have a tickle fetish"
Oh I see
Was it hard
>>26858384
>>26858891
>>26858901
I know someone who literally broke up with a girl because she tried to finger him
normies are fucking weird
>>26858853
what do you want pink one
>>26858907
Not bad
>>26858911
I know someone who tried to kill a dude beause his dog pissed on his shoes
people in general are weird
you are weird
get over it you nerd
>>26858908
the people I know would never talk to me again if it even expressed interest in such a thing
I'd be lucky if I didn't get knocked out or have rumors started
>>26858920
I know a guy who likes fillies
that guy is fucked up
>>26858911
I knew a girl who broke up with her bf after he tried to talk her into anal
lol
>>26858912
>>26858923
stop living in texas
or ohio
or whatever backwards fucking place you live
>>26858927
>>26858938
what's in it for me?
>>26858955
>>26858944
I live in california man
>>26858903
what a beautiful acorn
>>26858965
literally the gayest country in the world
I've seen a video of a naked dude getting pissed on in public there
what the fuck change friends
>>26858960
how about we go back to your place and dofillystuff
>>26858974
>>26858978
video games, filly ball, ants on a log, butt stuff, cuddling with a chaperone
you know
>>26858972
that's literally like only san francisco and berkeley
you go next door to oakland, or hell even to the mission district and act gay in public you'll be lucky if all that happens is people yell at you
>>26858986
>>26858907
I'm really liking these
*pone smooches u*
>>26858823
>Throbbing cock slides down your throat pumping cum
>A guard rapidly smacks his hips against your ass, making lewd slaps
>His cock too begins pulsing, dumping more cum in your loose asshole
>He lifts a leg and pulls off...
>...While another guard places himself behind you and bucks his hips, forcing the cockhead against your abused hole painfully before slipping in, along with the rest of his slick, girthy length
>He can't even fit the medial ring in
>>26859013
>tfw tess is ded
>>26859022
Yeah, they're really cute and silly
I wish I knew how to make these
>>26859024
unf
>>26858613
how is she even going to pull the trigger?
if we can have pony typewriters and pianos with giant keys, i don't see why we can't have pony guns with giant triggers that you could stick a hoof through
>>26858998
I didn't think the ponk could possibly be fun overloaded
>>26859023
kissing a pony snootle must feel great
>>26859023
Filly should smooch colt, yes.
24 hours and 1 minute.
>>26859058
well filly needs to practice after all
>>26859049
>>26859054
It does, Anon. It does.
>>26859081
I'll help
>>26859081
That pone's vagina has been specifically designed for breeding.
But her hooves were designed to infuse the maximum amount of love possible into her baked treats. She really is a good mom pone.
>>26859101
I do enjoy pictures of ponies doing mundane things
>>26859102
Are you a colt?
>>26859114
>>26859111
That whole pone is designed for breeding. With 8 of them at that apparent age, her cutie mark should really be an egg surrounded by sperm or something
>>26859102
You will have to become a colt first anon
>>26859134
>>26859148
of course
I did 5 colts things just this morning
>>26859150
did someone say something about colts' thingies?
>>26859148
Well, actually, she's just involved in a lot of apple family orgies. Her kink is getting preggers, so it just kinda happens.
>>26859114
>>26859159
you your mouth
I want to become impregnated by princess EA and have butt babies
>>26859175
Fuck you
>>26859180
please do
>1 day until S6
>dumb scalie corner
>>26859210
>vore artists trying to draw non-fetish art
>>26859210
I want to pet her really much
>>26859216
I like it
she's thirsty and just gettin a drink of rain
>>26859215
no u
>>26859224
I want to warm up spike with my body heat
>tfw ywn share a blanket with pony and watch movies
>>26859233
I bet he would love that
how do we get rid of showshitters guys
I've been gone from MLPG for a long time. What's the Derpy is Japanese thing?
>>26859248
just another ebin drawfag meme
don't mind it
>>26859248
https://m.fuwa.se/w6w75p.webm/Japanese_Horse.webm
>>26859248
her name was just fun to say in Japanese really and she had a cute jap VA
and it just snowballed from there
odds: draw
evens: vidya
dubs: plam
You ready for tonight, Anon?
>>26859266
> snowballed
unf
I want to snuggle dorpo's butt
would you wait until marriage to fuck the shit out of your pony's ass and/or vag
>>26859296
I'd wait until he wanted to fuck
>>26859296
why?
Shh, the fillies are sleeping.
>>26859329
it's noon, she should have done all her filly chorse by now
>>26859248
>>26859280
Yup, I got all the traps set and guns loaded.
>>26859329
the mares are too
>>26859338
>chorse
>>26859342
I wonder how far you get get inside Fluttershy before she woke up
>>26859352
All the way to the cervix.
new horse when
bots are asleep, post text
>>26859352
You can just barely touch her with the tip.
Fluttershy pretending to be asleep as you touch her.
>>26859366
that seems pretty far
what about the other flutter hole?
W-WHERE IS THE NEW HORSE?
>>26859412
The ponegina is the only hole needed.
So this is the End of MLPG General.
>you have chosen to spend your only life this way.png
>>26859436
increasingly nervous poster
[Tumbling down noises]
So, this is how we die. Not with a bang, but with a boop.
>>26859433
but she likes it in the other one
>>26859472
Ew, no. She's gonna get it in the vagina or not at all.