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SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!

Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683

Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is storytimed here!
>>26830277

It's time to get a whole lotta flowers going across Equestria! Sure, there's ways of getting them going any time of year, but it'd just be improper not to feature them for the spring season! At the very least, for those ponies specialized in their care. There's all kinds of things to do with them, too - mostly decorative, certainly, but who doesn't like nice fresh flowers? Do the Flower Trio of Ponyville have steady income from the restaurant businesses as well?

>>26833822
Previous thread.
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>filly
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SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs

601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1: The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.

602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2: The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.

603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.

604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
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>colt
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OBJECTIVE: CATCH THE FILLY
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>>26838842
can't be done
they're unstoppable
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>>26838676
http://i.imgur.com/ifbE46mg.png
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>>26838860
>>26838864
The timing on this
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https://derpibooru.org/1114793
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do ponies
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the most important ponies were here, here, here, here, here and here
but the most most important pony was here
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braeburn's

appley

pre
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>>26838860
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hee
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I'm bummed. Anyone got some cute dorkhorses?
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>>26838913
>>26838921
pffffft you cheeky bastards
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>>26838913
>>26838921
where's her dick?
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https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby

multistream is dead and the weak have gone to sleep

GIVE REQUESTS
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>>26838925
hidden away
but make no mistake, it's ready for action at a moment's notice
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>>26838926
Maud Pie filly doing whatever she did as a filly
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>>26838926
Anon in pony zoo
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>>26838921
oops, that was for >>26838769
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>>26838929
I bet it involved rocks
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>>26838913
>>26838921
I love princess buns
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>>26838926

ORBITAL PRINCESS DROP
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>>26838926
Daapi and Apple
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>>26838926
AJ scratching her itchy horse butt on a fence post
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>>26838926
anon receiving a winghug from bookpone
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>>26838929
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>>26838977
now that's one cute filly
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>>26838926
how about ~sunrise pone~
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>>26838977
Thanks
Captain speedy-draw the fast
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>>26838926
Hobo Anon in a tree with the ponies begging for him to come down.

Bonus points if pony Phoenix Jones is there.
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would you be jackoff buds with shiny?

just sitting around jerking off with your hand on his dick and his magic on yours?
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>>26838987
She looks like a tiny orange raptor
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>>26838994
I'm gonna suck his dick
there's not really any way around that
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>>26838987
That faggot pony gives me that faggot look every day.
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>>26839002
>>26839011

Would you prefer periwinkle?
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>>26838968
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>>26838977
hng
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>>26839019
Fucking adorbale
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>>26839019
awwwww yiss
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>>26839019
yes thank
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>>26838926
Was that thing beside the goggles suppose to be a vibrator? I think it was a wiimote with nunchuck in referenced source, not an egg vibrator. Can you edit the vibrator into something else? I tried drawing an energy drink over it but it didn't fit in because I sucked too much with paint.
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>>26839019
W-why is Anon naked?
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>>26839042
Dude he's clearly wearing his green spandex suit
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>>26839042
Featureless crotch.
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>>26839057
Oh i see, shes hugging him because the spell worked.

>Um, I can still feel it though, Anon.
>I CANT HELP IT I SWEAR
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Don't keep her waiting, Anon
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>>26838987
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>>26839072
I'm not getting involved in your illegal wrestling ring, teacherpone
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>>26839079
hahaha
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>>26839079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z4V478lKhA
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>>26839079
Watch out Anon she can open doors.
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>>26839079
wat
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>>26839094
>>26839002
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>>26839079
Dino shimmer needs a name.
I propose "megasoreass"
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>>26839082
>you will never pin pony to the mat while she struggles
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>>26839036
yeah man np

>>26839125
if I come back in three months and find a 'dinopony' thread I'm going to fucking shoot myself
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>>26839079
>Just causing more dinofag posting.
Why?
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>>26839141
Why not?
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>>26839139
i'm going to punch that cunt right in the cunt

with my tongue and dick
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>>26839139
I'm gonna smooch Rainbow Dash!
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>>26839079
9/10, would cuddle that small raptor
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>>26839163
>She starts to chirp.
>Dozens of others pour from the bushes and stare at you.
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>>26839165
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>Fluttershy's monster cock gets Twilight rock hard
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>>26839130
Thanks, I appreciate it!
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>>26839182
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>>26839187
>Wake me up inside.
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I'm worried about Nobby

I really feel like he's just gonna drop dead one of these days
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>>26839187
Well, that *is* a nice hard cock.
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>>26839193
He's like 18 or something, he'll be fine
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>>26839193
haha

yeah
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>>26839202
Shh, nobody will know you are nearly 30...
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Check it out, Roseluck is showing off her tits again!
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>>26839165
>Spike never calls him mom
Ouch.

>>26839202
nobby please don't drop dead, we love you.
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>>26839165
>Twilight with a little filly tuft
oh my
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>>26839245
>Tfw you never got to experience that game at the height of its popularity.
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>This filly just won't stop sucking on my balls!
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http://mcsweezy.tumblr.com/image/141197194897
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>>26839261
that guy's into some messed-up shit.
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>>26839253
>slaugter
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>>26839286
I prefer the nosebleed version
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>>26839286
that's a cute pony
wish I could say the same about the greasy lardass behind her
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>>26839258
i'll teach filly to suck balls!
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>>26839296
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
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>>26839286
Are you going to post this trash in every thread?
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>>26839293
The many faces of pony!
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>>26839286
The choker makes it for me
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>>26839293
which pony is the most insomniac
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I love this outfit
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>>26839311
What if she wants you to pop it off by bulging her throat with your cock so much it breaks
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>>26839324
Well I'd need to be a stallion for that.

But sure, I would totally stretch her throat until the fabric snaps
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>>26839342
Sorry anon

So, who do you think the new villain is gonna be? We've had all sorts of monsters, and even a regular unicorn, so I can't think of what could be next
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>Today is World Meteorological Day
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>>26839357
my cuckolding girlfriend
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>>26839366
What
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>>26839357
I like this day
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>>26839351
Twilight Sparkle
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>>26839369
New meme
Or some anon is really into the idea of Celestia NTR that they've deluded themselves into thinking they're in a cuckolding relationship with Celestia.

Watching the princess get railed by a guard while she taunts you and tells you your disgusting human dick could never please a mare like her would be pretty hot
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Princesses are not for your terrible fetishes
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>>26839430
Not even Luna?
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>>26839432
Not it.
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Confirmed canon ships.
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>>26839357
aw ye
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>>26839430
It's anon's fault.
I would never be thinking about Celestia NTR if it wasn't for him.

I didn't ask for this fetish, anon.
But seriously tho. Watching Celestia get fucked by a different guard every night while she playfully insults and teases you with her motherly voice sounds pretty great to me.
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>>26839456
Pinkie
That razor sharp skate is getting awful close to Twilights face there.
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>>26839463
Man, what an ugly oc.
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>Cloud Kicker eagerly takes the stallion's rod…
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>>26839477
She's pretty cute I think.
Is it time for cute OCs?
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>>26839511
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>>26839496
That's a horseshoe you dumb brony
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>>26839502
it's always time
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>>26839535
Could you draw more of this rapper mare if you ever feel like it? She's a cutie and the thought of a small horse trying to get you to buy her mixtape is funny to me for some reason
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>>26839477
liar
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>>26839535
DRAW THE CUTEST OC
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>>26839543
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>>26839583
LIFE IS LIKE A PONY
HERE IN
OLD PONES
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>>26839583
>Songs to cuddle to
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>>26839583
I-Is it good?
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>>26839598
It's fire

and by fire I mean terrible
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>>26839642
Gross. Where are her hooves.
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I want to rough up Silver Spoon because nothing gets her as turned on.
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>>26839660
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>>26839662
You want to beat up a little girl?
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>>26839671
>being a pedo for Silver Spoon
sorry filly, I have standards
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>>26839676
She wants it even more than I do.
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>>26839702
You want to beat up a little girl who wears GLASSES?
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>>26839722
Those'll get broken pretty fast, which she specifically asked me to do.
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>>26839727
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>>26839759
Why can't you just want to be dominated and humiliated by Silver Spoon and her cuter friend like a normal person?
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>>26839773
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Fucking dirt rockets. How do they even work?
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>>26839794
she really went out of her way to make herself look ugly with that sweater, glasses, and mane style
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>>26839775
It's not my fault Silver Spoon is a masochist.
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>>26839805
Her sweater and glasses are perfect you pleb
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>>26839805
She has to look as unappealing as possible so that all the stallions will stop flirting with her.

What really worked was her just being a bitch.
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>>26839811
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>>26839813
>What really worked was her just being a bitch.
And her poor hygiene
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>>26839817
Stop projecting your horrible fetishes onto ponies
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>>26839837
I'm pretty sure his fetish is getting yelled at for his horrible fetish
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CAN THE HIATUS FUCKING END ALREADY?
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>>26839837
Look at her mane and messy sweater.
Are you really going to imply she, a shut-in nerd, had good hygiene?

>Telling other people to stop projecting while projecting your own ridiculous headcanon
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>>26839870
No
The premiere is actually getting delayed until late May
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>>26839877
There were no stink lines coming from her in the show, so she does not stink at all
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>>26839877
Being unkempt doesn't mean you have to be a disgusting slob
>Telling other people to stop projecting while projecting your own ridiculous headcanon
Holy shit is this real, are you actually this fucking stupid?
Please tell me where in the show they commented on her hygiene
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>>26839877
It's not impossible that she still has good hygiene. She's clearly not taking care of herself as well as she should: she's in dire need of a hair cut, needs to style her eyebrows and do something about the sweater and her glasses, but nothing says she smells. Her sweater could be clean, maybe she's just worn it so often it's falling apart from the repeated washing. Her hair could be clean as well and just be too long and unmaintained.
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I may not feel so hype this time around, but I'm looking forward to the premiere.
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>>26839891
it's true, when something stinks on a cartoon there are stink lines

these are facts
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Moondancer wasn't dirty.

Her house was a mess and she was pretty depressed, though.
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>>26839891
I never said anything about her smell.

>>26839894
>Being unkempt doesn't mean you have to be a disgusting slob

When you don't take care of yourself, you're usually a disgusting slob.

>Please tell me where in the show they commented on her hygiene
I'm just going by her appearance.
Where in the show did it say she doesn't take care of herself because she doesn't want stallions hitting on her?

>>26839895
>It's not impossible that she still has good hygiene
>She's clearly not taking care of herself

Like seriously, if you saw some chick with bushy eyebrows, messy hair, and an ugly sweater would you think that person has good hygiene or takes any kind of care of themselves?
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>>26839909
Bad hygiene generates stench. She had no stink lines, hence no stench, hence no bad hygiene
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>>26839909
>When you don't take care of yourself, you're usually a disgusting slob.
Are you saying anyone who needs a haircut is a disgusting slob?
>Where in the show did it say she doesn't take care of herself because she doesn't want stallions hitting on her?
What's with the random non-sequitur?
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>>26839794
i want someone to break my bones again :(
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>>26839931
Please anon not again
Think of your skeleton
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Moondiaper
Moondiaper
Moondiaper
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ROSS
ROSS
ROSS
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>>26839914
So if I decide to not brush, comb, or wash my hair and wear wrinkly clothes everywhere I go you would still say I have good hygiene?

>>26839918
>Are you saying anyone who needs a haircut is a disgusting slob
No. That's not what I'm saying at all.
>What's with the random non-sequitur
Not really random. I said in one of my post it's silly to tell someone to stop projecting when you're projecting a silly headcanon yourself and that was in response to>>26839813
Which is what sparked this whole thing.
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>>26839963
>brush, comb, or wash my hair and wear wrinkly clothes everywhere I go
One of these is not like the others
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>>26839967
Really? Which one. Because all show that I'm not taking care of myself and I don't care about my hygiene or appearance.

You'd call someone like that a slob, right?
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You monster.
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>this discussion

THE NIGHT IS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN
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>>26839971
Brushing and combing your hair and wearing wrinkly clothes is just aesthetics while not washing your hair is fucking disgusting
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I'm sure she takes better care of herself since "Amending Fences".

On the other hand, not all of the issues she had will go away so quickly.

Poor thing must suffer during estrus season…
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>>26839984
>dawn
DAWN
RHYMES WITH SWAN

POST DAWN SWAN
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>>26839990
She has friends who can help her now
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>>26839992
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>>26839992
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>>26839988
>Brushing and combing your hair and wearing wrinkly clothes is just aesthetics

What? Do you seriously leave your house without brushing or combing your hair while wearing wrinkly clothes?
>>
friendshipping
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>>26839997
I don't really have enough hair to brush or comb, so that's kinda moot
As for wrinkly clothing, if I'm just going to uni or running errands, sure
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>>26840007
>Self-aware dialogue without being too over the top
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>>26840011
>As for wrinkly clothing, if I'm just going to uni or running errands, sure

Then you're a slob with poor hygiene, anon.
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>>26840014
Do you even know what hygiene means?
I'm done, you won or whatever
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>Moondancer spends most of her estrus cycles locked up in her room with a huge collection of sex toys and lube…
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>>26840007
That's not Twilight's eye color
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>>26840012
I'll take "things that you will never find in that image" for 500, Alex.
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>>26840021
She's under a spell
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>>26840034
She's also very badly drawn
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>>26840032
of course the line of action goes right through her ponut, the heart of any action
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>>26840017
If you think wearing dirty and wrinkled clothing is hygienic I don't know what else to tell you.
>>
What if Equestria was invaded by another realm, and they had to participate in a tournament to defend themselves?
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>>26840031
I was just paraphrasing what an anon said a day or two ago.
That guy's artstyle is weird to me so it's hard for me to like his stuff
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>>26840043
I think the miscommunication between you two is that you're thinking of dirty clothing = unwashed used clothing on the floor, while he's thinking wrinkly clothing = washed clothing but hadn't been folded
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>>26840051
err, I meant to say wrinkly clothing* for the first case too, not dirty
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>>26840051
>he's thinking wrinkly clothing = washed clothing but hadn't been folded
but that's silly. Nobody would ever think that, following the line of reasoning that other dude.

Anyway moondiaper is a very smelly pony and only own one sweater that she never washes.
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>>26840051
I know. I just wanted to argue with someone
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>>26840062
>I know. I just wanted to argue with someone
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sexy pones
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>>26840062
>I know. I just wanted to argue with someone
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>>26840067
>>26840071
I'm having a bad morning. Sorry.
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>>26840077
Feel better.
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>>26840069
desperate griffins
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>>26840077
Cheer up anon
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>>26840086
Not him, but I forgot about this picture and this message.

This is almost exactly what I needed right now.
It's not the right aspect ratio but new desktop background.
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>>26840092
hnnnnnng

I love her expression, it's so purple
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>>26840099
>It's not the right aspect ratio but new desktop background.
there was a wallpaper version, gimme a moment
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>>26840106
What are the defining features of a purple expression?
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>>26840099
I always look at this picture when I'm feeling extremely down.
It doesn't give me as much hope as it used to
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>>26840099
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>>26840110
a combination of intelligence and enthusiasm
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>>26840099

>>26840111
Anon please
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>>26840111
I always liked that picture
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>>26840117
Perfect! Thanks <3
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>>26840121
I meant to quote >>26840117
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>>26840117
>>26840121
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
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>>26840121
we're all just so helpful
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>>26840128
"Anon please" my ass
mine looks better
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>>26840131
I'm going to take the big one >>26840121
but appreciate >>26840117


>>26840134
>2489x1400
STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>26840139
>I'm going to take the big one
it's always the same with you americans
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>>26840139
I just used 1920x1080 to adjust the length to the same ratio
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>>26840139
>>I'm going to take the big one
~
>>
I'm gonna use waifu2x
and make a 4000x4000 ponk

by the way that's bob ross' son speech
>>
><3
>~
EA is that you
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>>26840138
I'd please your ass.
>>
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>>26840175
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>>26840185
what's she gonna do with her hoof?
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>3 days until S6
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>>26840175
>Oh wow has this thing been back here the whole time?
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>>26840216
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>>26840077

http://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ

Just for you Anon
>>
Sometimes Pinkie gets really angry after touching herself and throws gummy. Even when he's not in the room.
She goes to find him.
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>>26840219
I am sort of excite, but still not as much as I was for other seasons.
>>
>>
http://toonator.com/toon/en53vd6m49ak
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>>26840287
Dash.
Why did you slap me with your butt?
Also your genitalia is showing.
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>>26840290
she knows what she's doing
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I don't want lewd ponies.
I want ponies loving each other and being cuddly, sweet and cute
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>>26840308
>tfw aspirant isn't here
he does the best cute stories
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>>26840308
Pony has needs Anon.
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>dude I almost never hear asks me if I want to grab a drink this saturday evening
ugh
on one hand I never go out so it's always good
on the other I don't ever want to go out because reasons
man if my friend was a pony this would be so much better
>>
>>26840321
Cute stories are a rare thing to see around here when the whole board is a flood of anything from lewd to smut.
Drawn cute seems to do okay though if Pencil's comic or Raggie are any measure.
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>>26840308
Why not both?
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>>26840332
You should pretend your friend is a pony trapped in a human body.
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>>26840343
gross that way I'd want to fuck him
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>>26840334
I like Lewd as much as the next guy, but lewd lowers the cute factor a lot. I'm not saying that cute lewd doesn't exist, it does but pure cute is much better .
I don't want to interrupt what my heart is feeling because my dick is also feeling something.
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>>26840349
get drunk and fuck your friend anon
you must
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>>26840366
Celestia please
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Cut it out.
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>>26840356
I don't know, there's some really cute lewd
Braeburned's and sinodage's stuff comes to mind, at least for me
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>>26840369
YOU MUST
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>>26840373
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>>26840380
Stallion love is pure love
>>
horsebando topping you
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>>26840405
yes
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>>26840380
I know of it anon, and yes it's pretty damn cute, Pinkie quest being the perfect example. But for me the lewdness distracts from the cuteness.
And I just prefer when he ponies are just being cute doing normal stuff or lovey-dovey stuff that melts your heart without entering lewd territory.
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>>26840414
Oh yeah, just lovey-dovey stuff is the cutest
>>
Nyx just wants someone to love her.
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>>26840443
that's not exactly my cup of tea, butif you like it I'm not gonna judge.
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>>26840449
>responding
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>>26840457
hm?
>>
>>26840428
It is. And it just allows more possibilities since ponies can be lovey-dovey anywhere, even while doing other activities, being a subtle action done during that activity, that doesn't necessitate being in the center of attention.
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>>26840449
He makes that kind of shitpost every day
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>>26840433
Kill all nyxfags.
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>>26840465
>>26840457
So wait, while I'm actually making fun about his shitpost with an ambiguous joke (yes anon it's obvious it's a shitpost) to cut his attempts at shitting the thread, you go and reply to me, giving him even more attention.

Good lord, you're hopeless. I'm just gonna filter "cuckolding".
>>
what is


the last thing you fapped to?
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>>26840390
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>>26840517
I hope you're happy
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>today's the last Wednesday of the hiatus
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>>26840515
One of stoic's celestia pics. Thanks anon from the other thread
>>
Since we're being so gay anyways, would anyone like to read some gay lewd and tell me if it's shit?
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>>26840528
And tomorrow will be the last Thursday of the hiatus! Isn't this exciting?!
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>>26840543
I'm still amazed at how short this one was.
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>>26840515
UR MOM LOL
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>>26840515
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5060806/chapters/13450888
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>>26840540
Good taste.
>>
>>26840515
Femdom mango
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>>26840553
really anon

reallty
>>
>>
>>26840563
He asked. I don't really talk fetish otherwise since I know nothing good will come of it.
>>
>>26840515
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/188155/corporal-punishment
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>>26840541
sure
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>>26840635
well
at least the idea of the first one is kinda unf
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>>26840635
Here's your (you), you fucking degenerate.
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>>26840639
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MD9i-WAeNG5ruNJ6ZzBG_OzcsZe0i4t1-9Dm2tm9ciQ/edit?usp=sharing
The lewd stuff starts at the bottom of page 2 if you want to skip the setup
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>>26840635
>>26840646
world war ]|[ cant come soon enough
i seriously hope im on several government watchlists right now for opening these
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>>26840635
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>>26840635
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>>26840655
unf
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>>26840675
Glad you liked it anon
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>>26840515
>>
Filly won't stop purring.
It got annoying so I put her in the cabinet.
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Oh my
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>>26840735
Well Anon has nothing to tuck his dick into and the closest thing to hide his boner is Spike.
>>
>>26840759
He can always pick Marble up and use her to hide it.
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>>26840735
ponies sure are easily stimulated
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>>26840767
hair
trigger
mares
>>
>>26840775
They'd have to be, with normal stallion endurance being 10~15 seconds.
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>>26840767
>>26840775
>>26840784
Mares would be so much fun to tease.
>>
>>26840784
you do understand that a mare would push you off two or three minutes in
she can't handle that many orgasms in a row
>>
>>26840804
would you tease a pony in the middle of town?
>>
>>26840826
Yes.
Discretely.
>>
>>26840515
A game that involved an anthro dog strapped to a chair that you could do various things to.

Things like lick, rub, pinch, spank, tickle, electrocute, sound, fuck with various dildos, finger, fist, put in chastity, and hypnotize.
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>>26840855
Fag.
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>>26840826
I would pick her up and carry her, lightly stroking around, but not directly at her clit.
>>
>>
I want to pick the pony up, then slowly lower her onto one of those big concrete poles they use to block traffic.

Then keep lowering her until it disappears.
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>>26840919
Anon please, pony is not an infinite bag of holding
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Don't worry, you can keep reading that book or whatever you were doing. Pony just wants a ride.
>>
>>26840735
>rub a pony crotch for a few seconds and they cum
I would cause so many orgasms in ponyville
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>>26840975
You can't just go around giving orgasms all willy nilly Anon.
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>>26840987
WATCH ME.
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>>26840948
Why would y-, why do you even remember that movie.
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>>26840959
How am I supposed to read that book while the pony is riding right in front of me?
>>
>>26841022
unf
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>>26841150
What a dumb horse
I'm glad she isn't real
>>
Celestia keeps drinking all the vodka and I get angry if I drink whisky.
>>
>>26841169
just do it and angryfuck her
>>
>>26841095
>ishit
what the fuck were you expecting
>>
>>26841183
it did last 11 years though.
>>
Twilight sneezed and magically sent her letter to Celestia early.
She was trying to say "I'm afraid I have to cancel dinner tomorrow"
She ended up sending- "Dear Celestia, I'm afraid"
Celestia is now hiding in the panic room.
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>Have to constantly rub one out for your mare, or she might jump you
>She gets really hungry so you have to keep feeding her and keep her hydrated
>Whole atmosphere is hot, humid, and smells musky
>Pony ruts you hard and fast, she doesn't last long so she whines and may even cry when you keep failing to cum inside her
>>
>>26841198
Why don't you want her babies Anon? Why?
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>>26841196
>Twilight sneezed
BEEF
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>>26841205
>Twilight can sneeze beef.
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>>26841236
>twilight will never completely flub a transformation spell and start sneezing meat

>she'll never sneeze you a complete breakfast right in your bed
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>>26841243
Good.
>>
That was a really short hiatus wasn't it?
>>
It's a cold spring day, but when your heart is warm, you can't even feel a chill. The slightest sunlight feels like hot summer.
>>
>>26841308
sweetie how many times do I have to tell you to SHUT UP
>>
>>26841308
>but when your heart is warm
my heart is icy cold
>>
>>26841308
>teen love
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>>26841315
>>26841320
>>26841321
stone cold the lot of you
>>
>>26841308
On a day like today, fillies like you
>>
>>26841328
where do you think we are
>>
>>26841333
when don't they like me?
>>
>>26841341
god anon these are imaginary ponies
at least PRETEND
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>>26841341
Ponies, anon. We are sugar bombs in comparison to some folk here.
>>
Fat pony asses? FAT PONY ASSES! Our enemies hide in fat pony asses, the COWARDS! THE FOOLS! We...we will take away their fat pony asses...
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>>26841369
>we will take away their fat pony asses...
Never.
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>>26841369
Go away, Slaanesh.
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>>26841369
>>
>>26841380
I never understood why 40K has foot soldiers.
Like
you've got these things that can destroy planets
use them
why would you waste your time and resources on infantry
>>
Pony now serves the dark powers. YOU now serve the dark powers.
>>
>>26841401
Real space warfare is not heavy metal enough.
I mean, fuck gay shit like that, you come in down there and punch that glam listening faggot right in the face, most likely smash your guitar on his forehead in the process.
>>
>>26841401
Why destroy a planet if the immediate threat isn't going to take over the entire planet yet? Exterminatus is only used if the planet has been completely taken over and made useless to the imperium due to either a complete ork infestation or tyranid horde
>>
>>26841380

>Noise Marine Flutterbutter

I don't see the connection
>>
>>26841448
Ponies and 40k or Warhammer.

Dunno about you, but Warhammer being "Fuck you, it is cool and metal as fuck, it's going in!" IP, there is really no good reason to actually analyze stuff like this.
>>
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ya feel it?
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>>26841464

I know it's Warhams and Pone, but I see no connection with Fluttershy and The Emperor's Children.

Pinkie makes sense because she likes to party.

Dash makes sense because she likes to go fast excessively.

Rarity makes sense because she fits the pre fall version of them which could be twisted into going down the path of hedonism.

But Fluttershy makes no sense.
>>
Which pony hates heretics the most?
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>>26841529
twilight
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>>26841529
MY MOM!
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>>26839994
Like a diamont
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>>26841401
That shit costs an incredible amount of money dude
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>>26841693
Isn't one of them just a virus that literally turns any matter into it?
So wouldn't it theoretically be the cheapest thing imaginable since you have an actual planet full the first time you use it.
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>>26841712
>40K
>logic
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Filly stopped studying. She's started getting a headache at the mere sight of a logarithm.
From now on, it's all booze and colt-hookers.
>>
Is it okay to pit robofillies against each other in blood sports?
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>>26841783
but robofillies can't bleed.
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>>26841803
Well you have to refill the cartridge every so often.
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>>26841693

So does the training, equipage, provisioning and transport of billions of infantry and their support units

probably more so than a few planet killing superweapons
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In honor of the new season starting, who are your top three ponies and also Applejack?
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>>26841842
Rarity Fluttershy and Dash of course
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>>26841842
pink, braeburn, and treehugger
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Friends, ponies, fillies, lend me your rears.
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>>26841783
Absolutely
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>>26841927

One day, the robots will get them back for this.
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>>26841986
What about cyborgs. Which side will they join?
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Last year I asked the pony of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
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>>26841923
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>>26841163
>real mare adventures
>she grabs you and pulls you near her
>she's careful not to bite you
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>>26840759
I doubt Spike would mind.
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>>26841923
Okay, now what?
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>>26842014
I wanna fuck that dragon so bad
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>>26842021
Just hold your breath and try not to buck.
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>>26842034
You have good taste, anon.
https://derpibooru.org/720726
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>>26842069
https://derpibooru.org/725782
>he gets addicted to dick
>comes by nearly every day
>he loves everything about it
>having you tease and fondle him
>having you pound him while you ever so slightly rub the tip of his dragon prick and make him make lewd noises
>cuddling up to you after you both finish, still seated with you still buried in him
>>
>>26842069
>>26842108
i-it's getting hot in here
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>>26841712
>Feeding Nurgle

good job
>>
https://derpibooru.org/1092547
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https://derpibooru.org/1106774
>spike
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>>26841483
>I know it's Warhams and Pone, but I see no connection with Fluttershy and The Emperor's Children.

Because there really isn't one.
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>>26842135
>You will never feel a thick cock rubbing between your asscheeks
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https://derpiboo.ru/1115304
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>>26842153
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https://derpibooru.org/536170
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I've got to stop clicking on derpibooru links.
I don't know what the fuck I expect.
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>>26842021
I need to knead that rear
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>>26842188
I just filter them
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>>26842188
>anons talking about fucking spike
>with pretty good images of spike getting fucked
>waah waaah i didn't expect this
You're a fucking retard, anon
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>>26842214

Under appreciated pone
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So how old is Spike anyway? Older than the CMC? Is he graduated by Equestrian terms? Can he even have a legal relationship with a teenage pony? He's a baby by dragon standards but what about pony standards?
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>>26842234
I see a link.
I click it.
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>>26842244
>he doesn't like spike sucking dick
fag
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>>26842252
He was hatched when Twilight was still a filly, I'd guess he's around 14 or 15 by now
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Who's the gayest stallion that's married to a princess?
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>>26840321
No wonder my stomach started to hurt during PT; Fuckin MLPG mages trying to zap me to the board again.

I'll grab a shower and some food then come in here and take a cute idea request. CYOA or otherwise.

It's been a while since I've done cute (other than some chit-chat with Xieril or others) so this will be a nice reprieve.

Also, hello MLPG! Hype for new horse?
>>
>faggotry
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>>26842357
I wake up most days not even aware of new horse
It's too soon
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>>26842357
Meh
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>>26842357
Still havent wrapped my head around the fact that its gonna be such a short hiatus
>>
>>26842357
aw yes my summoning powers worked. decently hyped for new horse as well
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>>26842357
>Hype for new horse?
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>>26842344
Nice you colored it. I like that pose nonsexually
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>there are people in this thread right now who are not hype for new pone
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>>26842471
I could take it or leave it.
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>>26842471
eh.
It'll surely bring a lot of porn and discussion.
>>
>>26842471
That premiere feels underwhelming, but I'm sure hype will come in when the next episodes roll in
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>>26842471
They're called faggots, Ponka
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>>26842491
>implying I'm not super hyped for more cute stallions
>>
I mean it's been five years
you have to accept some of us love more the idea of pone than the episodes.

I mean, fanon>canon, dude.
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>>26842500
That's why you're not a faggot, anon!
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>>26842506
Î'm triggered.
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>>26842471
I'm only excited for the new wizard stallion
Everything else looks pretty bad
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>>26842506
It would help if the comics didn't do such a horrible job 90% of the time.
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>>26842506
>liking any fanon at all
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>>26842155
Birthdays are quite different in Equestria.
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>>26842521
The last two issues have been pretty nice
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>>26842519
I don't like the wizard stallion.
I don't like the wizard stallion a lot.
I want to beat him up.
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>>26842545
Glimmer please contain yourself
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>>26842357
>more Aspirant cute
Always a good thing. Wish I could be more hype for new horse. Still am, but this premise for a premiere is the least hype yet.
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>>26842519
I just hope he's not some kind of one-off character
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>>26842542
I hope you're not talking about the spike baby issue. The Shiny one was good though.
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>>26842562
>Fanart
>No weird horse goatee
>No oc glasses
>No shitty color scheme cape
I really hope they play him off as a loser failure that can't live up to his parents expectations. That's what his design tells me.
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>>26842545
I want to shave his beard and paint his spots
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>>26842517
the episodes are the foundations of the fandom, but you can't fucking live in the foundations anon
The fandom itself built the house above them
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>>26842579
>OC glasses
what
>shitty color scheme cape
The cape is shit, but not because of the colors, they actually fit really well with his yellow/orange scheme
>>
how do we get rid of showshitters guys
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>>26842586
No they don't. The shape sucks it's all one tone and it's so detailed it draws the eyes to his back instead of the head. The glasses are two copy pasted circles with all the same stroke width, no lenses and basically just rigged to the nose seam for laziness' sake.

I hope he doesn't make any friends.
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>>26842344
I love it , thanks for the drawws.
>>
Remember xialolin showdown?
that was a good show.
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>>26842679
it really wasn't
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>>26842679
I liked the robot guy.
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>>26842684
>it really wasn't
you can go fuck yourself right off anon
>he didn't want to fuck wuya
bet you watched faggy shows like digimon
>>
Who wants to play spin the pony?
You have to kiss the pony if it lands on you.
>>
>>26842679
I was just happy that my favorite character was objectively the best.
Also Jack was top tier too.

Too bad that the reboot was absolute shit.
>>
>>26842698
>he didn't want to fuck Jack
>>
What intrigues you the most out of the synopsis we have so far in >>26838817 mlpg?

I think the crusaders one is it for me. I am curious what they think they'll be doing with their talents after CotLM.
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>>26842698
I don't remember watching cartoons as a kid besides maybe loony toons once or twice
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>>26842709
>Too bad that the reboot was absolute shit.
aren't all reboots really really shitty?

I mean, except for mlp, how many reboots can you count that were as good (or better) than the original?

>>26842719
how are you alive
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>>26842713
my nigga
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>>26842731
I lived in a poor neighborhood
we just walked around and shit all day
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>>26842718
Crusaders as well

Them getting the cutie marks felt like they were gonna get written out of the show, but it seems they'll be sticking around, so I wonder what their thing will be now

Also I wonder whats gonna happen that will cast an eternal winter over the crystal empire
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>>26842731
You know what was the worst reboot in recent memory?
Everything after the first Ben 10.
Completely unfuckable kids.
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>>26842738
>we just walked around and shit all day
India?
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>>26842713
I'll be honest, I'd have given jack a brojob.
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>"Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses."

or one celestia
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>>26842738
>we just walked around and shit all day
like, you mean OUTSIDE?
on your LEGS?
jesus fuck
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>>26842757
Alien Force was infinitely better than Ben 10
Prove me wrong
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Pony ships you with other stallions all the time.
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>>26842787
unf
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>>26838321
I STILL NEED IT
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>>26842787
So do I, pony
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>>26842777
Sure.
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>>26842779
securing the family bloodline at an early age
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Fuck you and fuck your marker
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>>26842787
There are worse fates.

>>26842558
You flatter me greatly, anon.


Alright gents, lay some cute ideas on me and we'll see what clicks while I finish eating.
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>>26842811
that's a dude.
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>>26842787
>cue spaceballs scene with shining armor walking in

>NO TWILIGHT I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS
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>>26842831
Rarity's reaction to Twilight ripping holes in some of her more worn out stuff for her wings after becoming an alicorn.
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>>26842831
Pinkie babysitting the alicorn baby with a butterfly net and a steel plate a la https://youtu.be/xXufhmyXBD4?t=152
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>>26842844
>Ripping holes
Anon please, Rarity could never survive such grotesque treatment of clothes.
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Hiatus stream in 5 minutes at stram.party

Today on the menu:

S02E22 - Hurricane Fluttershy
S02E23 - Ponyville Confidential
S02E24 - MMMystery on the Friendship Express
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>>26842860
I know. Bonus points for Twilight trying to explain how practical it is while Rarity goes further down the rabbit hole of fainting.
>>
You guys heard about the mars one project?
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>>26842787

With what other stallions?
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>>26842875
Does it involve ponies? If it doesn't I probably haven't.
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>>26842891
The ones with big dicks.
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>>26842873
>goes further down the rabbit hole of fainting.
What, get a fainting couch for her fainting couch?
Or after she faints her subconscious faints too as Twilight speaks?
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>>26842875
There are no ponies on mars, Anon.

And I'm pretty certain there's no equestrian portal there, either.
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>>26842861
IT'S TIME TO PONY UP
>>
This is probably a dumb question, but is there a satirical guide to the fandom? There's enough goofy shit around it that it feels like there should be one.
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>>26842905
>And I'm pretty certain there's no equestrian portal there, either.
We'll see who's laughing when I'm in Equestria and you're still on stupid old earth wishing you went to mars
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>>26842903
Maybe she starts to recover only to be brought back down harder as Twilight goes on explaining?
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>>26842831
>>26842844
>>26842858

Any other ideas? Last call before I pick one and start writing.
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>>26842920
She recovers when Twilight says she could take her old clothes to Rarity so they don't look so bad, but faints again when she says "Eh it doesn't matter, my wings will hide the holes anyway" and continues to just rip them with magic

She never was the same again after that day. Hearing fabric tear sends her in full PTSD mode as she crawls int a corner and cries mumbling something about Twilight.
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>>26842875
I would never be able to do something like that.
Oh I could probably physically and mentally handle the stress and isolation.
But all that weird porn that would have to be funneled through a satellite connection would probably scar the NASA personnel.
Also I would waste a lot of water with the aforementioned masturbation.
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>>26842944
>But all that weird porn that would have to be funneled through a satellite connection would probably scar the NASA personnel.

Uh anon have you seen the martian
a single picture would take weeks to be sent from here to there
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>>26842936
Pinkie Pie discovers an unused closet in the kitchen in Twilight's castle that leads to a series of tunnels between the walls and promptly nests in it, briefly freaking out the other ponies as they hear bumps in the night that are just pinkie exploring her new domain and leaving inexplicable sweets around the castle
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>>26842944
Just take an SD card with you
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MAN UP FLUTTERSHY
>>
fillies running around nude
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>>26842966
Anon, we are barely human. A picture can ony work so many times.
And it's not like on Mars you'd have a lot of activities to take your mind of fapping.

You would burn through GB of porn in mere months.
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>>26842954
Well I assume that they would have some sort of communications and supply network set up if they're planning a colony capable of supporting multiple individuals for a lifetime.
On top of that you're literally in a small, isolated room for the rest of your life, there's no way they wouldn't have some sort of entertainment setup. Also I would assume that they would sterilize people on the way out, because holy shit there's no way everyone there isn't fucking 6 months in.
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>>26842936
spending a snowy winter day indoors with Fluttershy
>>
Spending a hot summer day outside with Rainbow Dash.
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>>26842973
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>>26842973
why is flutts so cute and perfect
>>
>>26843013
spending a hot summer day shrunken down and hidden in celestia's panties
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>>26842978
you could
you know
have sex with one of the females

>>26842986
>Well I assume that they would have some sort of communications and supply network set up if they're planning a colony capable of supporting multiple individuals for a lifetime.
Mars is at best 35 million kilometers from earth and at worst 63. that means that it can take a long time to communicate through radio waves (that, mind you go at the speed of light through space and thus cannot be improved) no matter what.
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>>26843016
That ASS is perfect
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>>26843032
>sex with women
How gay are you?
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>>26842844
>Rarity's reaction to Twilight ripping holes in some of her more worn out stuff for her wings after becoming an alicorn.

Alright, I'll start in on this one. It'll probably be pretty short, to be honest.

If I've got time afterward I'll follow up with >>26843001 since I haven't written Fluttershy in a long time. I'll keep it cute, no lewd this time around.

Pardon while I grab a drink and get started.
>>
Filly's parents are pony fighting she's scared
>>
pony says you need to stop using horse words like "pony up" and "horse shit"

those are her words
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>>26843031
UHHH

THICKER
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>>26843040
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>>26843041
just stay quiet filly
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>>26843032
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_entanglement
That shit from mass effect is something China has been working on for a few years now. It might actually be possible in 20 years.
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>>26838860
unf
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>>26843074
I like how Fluttershy's first reaction to something that excites her is to lift her ass in the air.
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>>26843076
>That shit from mass effect is something China has been working on for a few years now
but you can't move faster than light.
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>>26843032
>3DPD
There are no words that could even express my disgust.

Also the smallest theoretical distance between Mars and Earth is at 55 million kilometer. The closest it ever was was at 58.
The farthest it can be is at 400 million km.
>>
>>26843032
> that means that it can take a long time to communicate through radio waves
3.5 minues isn't a long time
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>>26843090
it's basic pony instinct
they are one of the horniest creatures ever
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>>26843096
Quantum entanglement doesn't transmit, one particle moves, the other particle in the group moves in kind. Meaning you can separate two quantum particles in a group and they still stay "connected" regardless of distance. Meaning instant communication assuming you like communicating one byte at a time. And also assuming that the materials used aren't so ridiculously expensive or rare that you can make a complex system out of it.

This is all in theoretical stages though, still might be cool.
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>>26843113
I goofed, see >>26843100

it's about 30 minutes at worst
>>
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I hate it when you guys decide to be nerds. I always feel so stupid.
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>>26843196
god anon it's not my fault science is so interesting
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>>26843196
GET A DEGREE, RAINBOW DASH
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>>26843039
really

what kind of pussy wants to stick his dick in a cunt
>>
>>26843189
Took me a bit but I remembered, nice
>>
How do I mount a 30mm gun to a filly?
I'm not speaking legally, just, superglue? Is there a branch of bioengineering I should be consulting?
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>>26843121
>Meaning instant communication assuming you like communicating one byte at a time.
Not necessarily
If instantly communicating one byte is possible, I'd be easy to make an array of entangled particles to transmit more information
>>
>>26843189
>Ponygoons
>>
>>26843243

wouldn't wave form collapse mean transmitting any kind of actual information via such an effect would be impossible?
>>
>>26843049
neigh
>>
>>26839021
more like good touch

very very good touch
>>
>>26843253
Weren't they the huge faggots from Something Awful that were banned for posting ponies, thus losing their accounts they paid for?
>>
>>26843279
Well if you think about it you're only limited to the speed that you can move the particle and the speed you can detect it.
>>
>>26843302
Yes
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>>26843279
Probably, but I'm not really sure
I haven't done any quantum stuff in ages and quantum information never interested me that much
>>
>>26843279
I thought that was the whole point

You collapse one and it instantly collapses the other entangled particle an infinite distance away
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>>26839169
i liked the condom edit

that was pretty hot
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>>26839202
nobster pls don't die
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>>26843302
>Something awful
Jesus that site is dying a slow, awful death. Soon it will only be populated by mid 30 somethings and 40 somethings. Not the respectable 20 something demographic like us.
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>>26843302
Yes, the ones banned by a literal pedophile
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>>26843035
what would you do if you encountered fluttershy's ass?
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>>26843371
Isn't that neogaf?
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>>26843373
Spin it good.
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>>26843381
No the guy from SA was a legit pedophile.
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>>26843345
I'm never die
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>>26843371
>a literal pedophile
>implying only one
>implying that the moderators of SA aren't all pedos running a CP ring
>>
>>26843398
wouldn't surprise me
>>26843381
wouldn't surprise me either
>>
>>26843388
Only someone with legit mental issues would ever trade a large amount of their own time and energy in exchange for no money and arbitrary power in an online community.

Except of course the fine janitors at 4chan who have no such issues.
>>
>>26843373
do exactly that
>>
>>26843407
>janitors
>large amount of their own time and energy
You're funny
>>
>>26843302
>people actually go to somethingawful
>people got banned by a pedophile moderator
wow

that's embarrassing

>>26843398
what the fuck
>>
>>26843383
>you will never a naive Derpy
>>
>>26843407
I still like to believe some of them are genuinely altruistic people who just want to do good

like I could see Pineapple doing that
just wanting to clean the place up a little
>>
>>26843407
Boy, I sure do feel sorry for other sites who don't have moderation as good as 4chan.
And the site's owner being completely trustworthy is a such a good bonus.
>>
>>26843438
Despite how shitty moderation is, (cough /v/ mods cough) it's leagues better than any other website's
>>
>>26843450
IT'S NOT RAPE
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>>26843450
Eh I like how no one grandstands here, and those that try get their shit pushed in. Your comments are taken on an as is basis, mostly 4chan's selling point. Only when we get the fresh meat janitors that try way too hard do we ever have issues.
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BOOP THE PRINCESS
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>>26843475
She is such a boopable princess. I mean look at her face. Who wouldn't want to boop that?
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>>26843475
befreckle the princess
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>>26843450
I'm sorry, but I just cannot agree with you.
The mods on this site are either non-existent on some boards or they're super strict to the point where they start to delete anything they don't like, despite not breaking any rules (/co/).

And speaking of /co/ the whole thing with the generals is another good example of why our moderation is so shitty. Instead of getting rid of things that are actual problems that the board has you get rid of the group of people that stay in their own thread a majority of the time I really feel like the mods and janitors don't give a fuck about the comic side of things over there
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>>26843394
good

kiss your pony dolls and live forever
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>>26843472
and then there's the janitors that see a shitpost thread with 2 literal CP posts, delete 1 and leave the other up for 20 minutes
I love /v/ moderation
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>>26843518
Comics have gone to shit lately anyway. I'm like, super disappointed with them.
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>>26843518
I guess

Look at /asp/ in its current state. Hiroshima Nagasaki decided to move WWE from /tv/ to /asp/

Most generals on /asp/ are dead now because of pic related
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>>26843543
>Hiroshima Nagasaki
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>>26843532
Disagree with this as well.
Quality of big 2 comics are still mediocre to decent as they've always been and there's great stuff from other companies coming out.

Chew and Hip-Hop Family Tree are my favorite ongoing comics right now
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>>26843532
I'm not that big into comics, but I much prefer the current state to the "heh nothing personnel kid" bullshit of the 90s
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Just Right Height,
No Bucket Required
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>>26843595
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think that Rainbow Dash would make a terrible mother
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>>26843615
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who know the truth
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>>26843615
Those people are her friends and loved ones
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>>26843584
Nothing that's happening in comics right now is new either.
I get being upset with the current state of big 2 comics, but pretending like it's something new or the current trend is going to last forever is silly.
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>>26843610
Ponies are short enough they probably need a bucket
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>>26843610

do not deny a horse its bucket
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Well, I tried.
It's a lazy afternoon in Rarity's boutique; the seamstress herself yawning as she works her sewing machine to patch a customer's damaged sundress ahead of the coming spring weather. The shop is quiet, save for the gentle thrum of the sewing machine and Rarity humming a tune to herself.
A sudden knock at the door jolts Rarity from her work-induced stupor, and she jumps to her hooves with a cheerful “One moment!” The mare fluffs her mane a bit before heading to the door; it always pays to look your best when dealing with customers. And one never knows who's going to show up to the boutique.
Rarity opens the door with a smile that only falters slightly when she sees the mass of worn out clothing with legs that stands before her.
“Good afternoon, Rarity!” the pile of distraught clothes says quite cheerfully, “I don't suppose you have time to assist me with something, do you?”
Standing aside, Rarity lets the pile of clothes through – only realizing who her guest today is when the mare magically lifting the pile of laundry walks through the door behind the rather untenable mass.
“Twilight!” Rarity beams, gently shutting the door behind her royal friend, “Of course I'm willing to assist you with whatever you may need. I must ask, dear, what exactly...that-” she waves a hoof to the pile of lackluster clothes now sitting in the lobby of her boutique, “is.”
Twilight smiles as she walks to the pile, fishing a graying shirt from the middle and holding it aloft with her magic.
“These are some of the outfits you made me before I became an alicorn,” her voice almost wistful as she turns the shirt over in the air, “Some dresses, shirts, pajamas – all my favorite things made by a good friend.”
“Oh, darling please,” Rarity says with a smile, pawing the air with a hoof, “I'd say go on but we might be here past sundown if you do.”
[1/?]
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Goddammit, watching MMMystery gave me a sudden craving for eclairs
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>>26843687
“I'm serious! I loved wearing these,” Twilight replies, setting the shirt down and pulling a dull blue dress from the pile this time, “But it's impossible now with my wings. I was hoping you might be able to help...uh, modernize them. Pretty please?”
Rarity chuckles as she meanders to the pile of clothes, bringing a hoof to her chin and humming as she surveys the mass of clothes.
“Of course I'm willing to help, Twilight. That's what friends are for – and with flattery like that how could I possibly say no?”
She raises a faded pajama top, grimacing as she notes the faded colors, rough texture, and overall lack of sheen.
“Hmmm. Perhaps it would be better to just make you new sets. These seem...not long for this world.”
“What? You mean, throw them away?” Dejectedly looking down at the pile of sentimental outfits, Twilight frowns, “B-but I couldn't! They mean a lot to me.”
“But Twilight, dear, we can't have you going around wearing such ragged – Ah, I mean – clothing ill fitting of a Princess. Oh think of what the tabloids will say!” Rarity turns about, surveying her fresh supplies as she begins to mentally prepare new ideas for Twilight, “No, no, I think it'll be much better to-”
Shhhhhhhhk.
Rarity stops at the dreadful sound, entire mind stopping in disbelief.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhk.
Whipping about, the seamstress feels her view grow dizzy as she gazes up true horror.
Twilight stands beside the pile, the blue top she was holding earlier suspended within her magic before her.
Two fresh holes sit at very offset angles roughly two-thirds up the back of the top, ragged edges appearing like sharpened teeth to the fashionista.
“Oops,” Twilight says with a giggle, “Not quite right. Maybe with this one-”
The Princess raises another top – this one a soft, slightly dull pink – and, as Rarity stares on in disbelief and abject horror, slowly tears a circle roughly big enough for the base of her wings in the fabric.
[2/?]
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>>26843699
Shhhhhhk.
“W-W-What are...what are you doing?” Rarity gasps.
“Fixing them!” Twilight replies, as though doing little more than walking in the park.
She squints, tongue sticking out as she tries to line up where she's going to put the second hole in the unfortunate top within her magical grasp.
“N-no!” Rarity stammers, still reeling from the barbaric act being performed before her, “There has to be an easier way, Twilight!”
Twilight blankly stares at Rarity through the hole she's made in her own shirt, before laughing and appearing sheepish.
“Oh, silly me. Of course!”
“Oh thank goodness,” Rarity sighs, staggering backwards and leaning on her sewing table, eyes closed, “For a moment I thought-”
The sound of magic being discharged jolts her to her core as she snaps her eyes open, her jaw subsequently dropping as she takes in what's just occurred.
The tee has a second, now smoking, hole in it. A gentle waft of smoke comes from Twilight's horn as the alicorn smiles cheerfully.
“That's so much easier!” Twilight tosses the tee to the ground, on top of the other mangled piece of clothing – “No, they're rags now” Rarity has to remind herself – before raising a hoodie before her.
“Oooh, I love this hoodie. It's so cozy,” Twilight says softly, horn glowing suddenly bright.
Rarity can only stare on in terror as Twilight magically blasts a pair of holes in the back of the hoodie.
“I...I feel faint,” Rarity stammers, suddenly unable to even lean on her workbench. Staggering toward her couch, Rarity only dimly hears Twilight puncturing more clothing with her magic. The image of ragged, burned holes in her fashion projects flashing hot in her mind.
Closing her eyes, Rarity tries to think of something, anything else.
But her attempt at peace is broken when Twilight wanders over to her side and gently prods her friend.
“Hey, Rarity! Check it out!”
Hesitantly, Rarity opens her eyes.
And promptly wishes she hadn't.
[3/4]
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>>26843708
Twilight stands beside her, turning about like a clumsy fashion model, showing off the old, worn, now partially destroyed hoodie that she recently “modified”. The holes are just large enough for her to have gotten her wings through, but strands of fabric – black from heat and ragged from force – stretch upward like rotten vines from the rest of the hoodie.
Rarity inadvertently moans at this most heinous fashion crime, rolling on the couch and covering her eyes with her hooves.
“I know, isn't it great! I get to wear these for a while longer yet! I can't wait to show Pinkie and the others! Thanks for the great idea, Rarity!”

They say the gray mare still hasn't come out of her shop to this day. Blaming herself for the gravest fashion faux pas seen in Ponyville to date.
[End]

In hindsight I should've just put it on pastebin first. I'm an idiot.
http://pastebin.com/btyJ1XQc
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>>26843708
Rarity's going to need gallons of ice cream after this.
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>>26843732
Rarity doesn't need your ice cream. She is a fit and healthy mare.
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>>26843687
>>26843699
>>26843708
>>26843723
rip rarity
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>>26843723
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>>26843635
>>26843584
No it's more so that print is dying. Comics are getting cheaper. Smaller companies are taking fewer risks with new properties and the big two are pulling every cheap trick in the book.
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>>26843723
a pastebin link isn't nearly as fun as a wall of text
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>>26843623
>I'm going to try and ram and bring this chase to an end
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I apologize for the lazy ending. I should've had Twilight leave all chipper and happy while Rarity just sobs on her couch. RIP

Alright I'll do a winter day indoors with Flutters to atone. CYOA mode, if you like. It'll probably be pretty short. No lewd.
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>>26843723
I'm happy at this. Thanks for taking my request.
Rarity probably needed another Suited for Success level intervention to get her out of that stupor.
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>>26843821
>Smaller companies are taking fewer risks with new properties
What do you mean by this?

>big two are pulling every cheap trick in the book
Nothing new. Like at all.
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>>26843723
Oooooh nooooo

Great job Aspers
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>>26843860
yesss
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>>26843860
Why must you make Rarity miserable

Why couldn't you have given her a happy end
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>>26843842
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>>26843880
That's the crux of the scenario, anon.
Plus this balances writing the Rarity assplay thing I did a week or two back. I like to think she got a pretty happy ending in that one.
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>>26843867
Most comic companies don't take scripts or portfolios from new artists, getting into the comic scene is ridiculous unless you want to vanity print and do it yourself. Even then you're not going to make money for at least 3 years.
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>>26843905
You should write some apple family things at some point, Aspirant. Just nice, relaxing, end-of-the-day stuff between Anon and AJ.
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>>26843883
I want to feed Rarity a bunch of icecream.
With the calories magically removed of course.
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>>26843888
where did that come from?
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>>26844003
>>26844003
>>26844003

Springtime for yellow!
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>>26843723
God this was so entertaining to read
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