SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is storytimed here!
>>26830277
Spring's always a nice time to teach - either warm days or rainy ones, both of which are conducive to keeping the student body engaged in class. Cheerilee's probably picked up a few notes of her own on methods, too, though how long she's actually been a teacher is somewhat up in the air. In any event, her class is going to graduate knowing the things a pony ought to. That's her mission!Just what all should a young pony learn? What's in the textbooks?
>>26829609
Previous thread.
>filly
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The intro is finished!
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KILL ME
I would a teacherhorse
Post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain.
"smile smile smile" or a variation thereof
smell smell smell
>>26833863
do they know they're cute
Hiatus pones in 5 minutes at stram.party
Today on the list:
S02E19 - Putting Your Hoof Down
S02E20 - Its About Time
S02E21 - Dragon Quest
>>26833893
Smartass
that was too close
>>26833932
We got pushed to the end, then some threads got deleted, so there was a little window of opportunity.
>>26833944
windows should be big
filly abused you sexually while you were sleeping
how do you feel about this?
>>26833950
microsoft is already one of the biggest companies in the world.
What more do you want?
>>26833916
IRON WILL
>>26833960
kill filly
>>26833960
do the same to her
what's the first thing you'd do if you were turned into a filly?
>>26833916
Why is Angel such a piece of shit
>>26833991
Jump off a cliff.
>>26833999
Because Fluttershy never raised him properly
>>26833991
who actually likes this shit
>>26833991
apply to filly school
not gonna slack off and end up like those degenerate fillies turning hug tricks for bits behind the Boop-n-Go
>>26833863
would cuddle
>>26833686
>>26834038
Niiiiice
>>26834038
what the hell man, are you gonna help the poor guy at least?
>>26834038
did dash just get her ass wrecked
>>26834052
no that's Soarin
please don't destroy Dash's ass too
>>26834052
dash doesn't have an ass to wreck
>>26834009
He was the only one that act like a piece of shit. This also when Spike look after him.
>>26834070
ALL PONIES HAVE BEAUTIFUL ASSES
>>26834076
except dash
>>26834076
Dash doesn't have a butt, she has an 'utt'.
>>26834076
Pegabutts are best butts
>>26834124
It's not slander if it's the truth, anon
>>26834124
is
is that scootabutt
>>26834124
vulapa draws some nice butts
>>26834128
but I mean, you'd still touch it right?
I have no words.... mooo
>>26834124
Why does that thing have two butts
Is it like that thing from that movie the thing
about that thing
>>26834131
>>26834143
it was part of his sister butt series
>>26834138
No, I already have a waifu
She has a big butt herself
>>26834163
it wouldn't be so big if she didn't eat so many burgers and sit around on her fat ass all the time
>>26834167
Why would I want it to be small?
>>26834146
I want to sexual that apple
>>26834174
so she can actually fit through the threshold when you carry her through it
Please don't sexual the fruits
>>26834187
But nobody's talking about braeburn!
>>26834187
who are you to judge
>>26834184
That's a ponut
>>26834186
she's just so happy to see her own butt
Twilight flips through another page in her book, and giggles.
She grunts, bucking her hips lightly, forcing her horse erection a little bit deeper into your throat. Your tongue laps at her salty, thick mare penis. Your throat tightens around her as you gag, and her love muscle throbs in response.
She flips another page.
Magic takes a hold of your head, pulling you off and then pushing you in deeper in rapid succession. Saliva and precum run off your chin and her round testes, dripping while the rest sloshes down your throat with each slurp.
She almost flips another page, but then grunts as she goes over the edge. Her hips buck wildly, magic holding your head perfectly still while she fucks your throat with each thrust. Suddenly, she throbs deeply, erupting a torrent of mare semen down your throat. She pulls back just enough so that she still gets every drop inside, but also makes sure that you can taste it.
She relaxes, her softening member flops out of your mouth, letting loose a stream of cum and saliva out of your mouth.
The princess sets down her book, looks at your pretty, cum-soaked face, and becomes erect once more.
>>26834209
it does look a little weird with that outline, I just erased it and it looks a lot better
>>26834217
Yes, you posted your shitty writing in the last thread too
It hasn't gotten any better
>>26834217
yes yes this is good
>>26834224
kill yourself
>>26834217
unf
>>26834224
>you posted your shitty writing in the last thread too
it was meant to be posted in this thread, not the last one
>>26834217
why is it always futa
why is everyone here so obsessed with penises
>>26834226
>second person
>present tense
>not descriptive at all
He could have just written "and then they fucked" and it would have been just as good
Maybe you should kill yourself instead
>>26834245
kill yourself
>>26834247
I'm sorry I have some taste
>>26834244
they're the best
>>26834258
mwah mwah mwah
>>26834258
But Rarity is Applejack's girlfriend
>>26834273
they broke up
>>26834275
That makes the make up/hate sex even better
>>26834244
>asking dicks: the general, why they like dicks so much
>>26834284
how does hate fucking work if there's no dick involved?
I guess Rarity might be able to magic something up
>>26834288
Would Fluttershy think you're cute?
She thinks some pretty ugly animals on the show are cute
Which pony likes the best memes?
>>26834327
Adult humans don't have a lot of characteristics considered "cute", but I have no idea what a pony finds cute. She does seem to like bears and minotaurs and shit so while not cute she would still probably like you.
Bully? y/n
>>26834348
that's good
>>26834356
yes
>>26834356
Yes, bully, she's not going to get hot like her cute chubby friend.
>>26834290Rarity dominates Applejack
>>26834356
bullysexually
>>26834374
Leg freckles are hot.
>>26833991
>must of
>>26834459
why'd the apple need the hose
>>26834486
she got dirty again
>>26834390
>>26834493
she should clean the fence, then
>>26834486
That's how they clean themselves after they poop.
Duh.
>>26834555
control yourself Ms Pie
>>26834519
The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.
Like most mammals, rhythmic contractions of the bowels move the feces up to the end of the gut to be expelled.
What sets the horse anus apart is the bafflingly complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 muscular rings which function like sphinctoral guillotine. As the feces is squeezed out, the rings expand and the outermost ring is retracted into an interior skinfold resembling the human foreskin, leaving an interstital tissue fold to open air.
The two inner rings then contract, and push apart, severing the horse feces cleanly, allowing to drop free as the outer ring folds back through the interstital flap, creating a intrinsic wiping motion with the fourth ring as it contracts back into the horses rectum.
This advanced biological mechanism is so effective that many industrial companies have copied Nature's design for self-cleaning viscus liquid dispensers housed within complex machinery.
>>26834337
The most meme-y of all ponies of course
>>26834555
where was the spike picture taken
>>26834555
They all literally have the same mouth
>>26834636
which one of them would use it best?
>>26834643
>needing to ask
>>26834643
Rarity
>>26834687
she would be too busy eating cakes
Pony is tidally locked.
>>26834696
>implying she can't do both at the same time
>check out the bandana
>pretty sweet huh?
>>26834716
Why does anon filly have no mouth?
>>26834696
>she would be too busy eating out the Cakes
Unf.
>>26834731
ponies are capable of things you cannot understand
>>26834434
I could never get into WoY because of Wander himself.
I watched a few of the early episodes (up to the episode that spoofed aliens) and he was just insufferable. Literally a loony toons style character written by someone who had to read up on what a sense of humour was.
>>26834716
Where'd you get it?
>>26834767
they say she wove it from a bigger bandana
>>26834288
oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that this was My Little Fetish General. I must have stumbled into the wrong room. can you direct me to the actual show discussion?
>>26833822
After the singing flowers incident is Rainbow scared of Cheerilee's ass?
Hey guys let's have show discussion.
What's your opinion on A Bird in the Hoof? Pretty nifty episode eh?
>>26834828
I like Iron Will. Fluttershy spiraling out of control was kind of silly.
>>26834828
I like the part where Twilight Sparkle distracts the guards by magically jerking them off so Fluttershy can escape
>>26834828
I want to see Philomena again
Or other phoenixes
>>26834716
I am gonna fuck her till she can't stand up
>>26834828
it was barely worth two in the bush
>>26834794
>>26834828
It was alright
I did like the phoenix though
>>26834849
horses are pretty stable on all 4s, good luck
>>26834828
I think it won the Most Forgettable S1 Episode award for me
It was just so bland and forgettable, with barely anything of interest happening
>>26834828
I want to fuck that phoenix
>>26834842
that's Putting Your Hoof Down, Anon
completely different episode
>>26834866
you'd think so, wouldn't you?
>>26834866
we're talking ponies tho my dude
>>26834748I love Wander but Hater is the real star of the show.
>>26834875
pony what are you doing
>>26834890
doing what ponies do best
>>26834874
Oh sorry. I liked that Fluttershy had a hard time with the animals, but I didn't know they could destroy the Gala like that
>>26834845
She was pretty cool wasn't she?
She was a big prankster so maybe one day she could hang out with Rainbow and Pinkie and prank all the ponies in Equestria.
Saddle up centaurlestia
>>26834877
what a little cuddle bug
>>26834901
anon that's Boast Busters
A Bird in the Hoof is the one where they have to climb a mountain but Fluterrshy is afraid of everything
>>26834913
No you dumbo, that's Magic Duel
You're thinking about the one where they have to win a sports competition against Twilight's doppleganger or something like that
>>26834828
They should have ended it with Fluttershy being exiled for a while. It would have been funny.
>>26834913
>>26834913
>mfw I found out Savino wrote Boast Busters
>>26834852
fuck you. you and every other dumbass who thinks this is their personal fetish playground.
>>26834927
I thought Magic Duel was the one where the apples were going to lose their farm because they challenged those unicorn brothers to a cider battle
>>26834930
rude
>>26834935
okay, but hear me out
what if
huge butts
>>26834948
They should've exiled Fluttershy and replaced her with an actual good character
>>26834906
majestic as hell
>>26834956
>luna is shitting out ponies again
>>26834964
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...
>>26834959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATvzUWqW5lc
>>26834956
But what is the huge butts motivation?
>>26834964
How bright can a phoenix burn I wonder
>>26834973
to sit on the ponies
>>26834972
I wonder if Fluttershy would act like that when they were pushing her into a cell, or if she'd squeak and pee herself in fright like she usually does.
>>26834980
but why does it want to sit on the ponies
what does it eat
does it live in a giant house
>>26834991
Well she didn't fight when Starlight and her boys gangbanged her
>>26834991
there's no evidence that she pees herself
>>26834731
she must scream
>all this fluttershy hate
Today is truly a sad day
>>26835006
they don't know what they're missing
>>26834948
I just like the idea of mildly sad horses.
>>26834995
it doesn't need to eat, it is sustained by magic butt energy harvested by sitting on ponies
it lives in a huge castle with a busty giantess human roommate
>>26835006
They're probably Angelfag that think Angel is cool for being edgy.
Do you think Fluttershy has to wash her pee stains out of her coat, or do you think she wears a diaper like Moondancer?
>>26835073
what the fuck is wrong with you
Guys let's stop this Fluttershy hate. Let's insult other ponies like Screaming Pink Retard or No Character Outside of Apples.
>>26835091
How about we dont trash talk any ponies and concentrate our hate against diamond shitdogs?
>>26835091
>worstpony fans hate the best characters
truly, this is opposite day
>>26835105
Wow anon, racist much?
>>26835060Need to get you something that lifts and separates, mom.
>>26835091
Shut up, Invisible Yellow Nothing.
>>26835141
Well, you got the "lift" part right, at least
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #43
Thom Zahler (w) • Tony Fleecs (a) Tony Fleecs (c) • Sara Richard (sc) • Mary Bellamy (ric)
“Ponies of Dark Water Part 1” The Ponies go on an adventure to a newly erupted geyser. After some fun playing in the water, the ponies begin to act a bit strange, perhaps even… sinister? What happens when good ponies turn bad?
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
Bullet point:
The ponies meet their greatest foes…themselves!!
Rainbow Dash has been in her room for 3 days straight now playing video games
>>26835159
all the worse for her. Since she's not doing this in moderation she'll stop enjoying her vidya then start hating the whole genre and never play it again, blaming everything on it.
>>26835158
sounds fun
I like bad ponies
I think the ponies should go on strike at IDW until they start filtering the shit stories.
>>26835158
Comment unrelated to story in question.
>>26835141
Please stop bully a defenseless pon
>>26835158
what
>>26835170
I binge on video games and don't hate them
>>26835159
>"Anon! L-look!! It took 3 days but I'm at the last level, finally!"
>'Chh, you don't know the level select cheat?'
>"Level w-what?"
>'Hah, you suck. Also you have a small unimpressive butt.'
>>26835152
Can you please just fucking die?
>>26835195
Sure thing!
>>26835186
>why is it always about my butt with you?
>>26835186
Nice going anon. Now you've made the bluepony cry.
>>26835201
Perfect.
I take her in my arms and make her feel better with hugs and kisses
>>26835158
They already fought themselves as Changelings.
>>26835212
that's pony manipulation in the 1st degree and is punishable by pony law
>>26835201
Is she crying because she wasted 3 days on Contra or because she doesn't have a butt.
>>26835216
Oh no! Does that mean anon's going to be thrown in a dungeon just like Flutterpee?
>>26835184
>I binge on video games and don't hate them
no, anon. That's not how it works.
You do x (where x is a fun thing) for days nonstop, then you overdose on x, feel awful because you've been doing nothing but x for days and blame everything on x.
It works with drinking, drugs, videogames and a lot of other stuff.
That's just how stuff works.
>>26835216
I thought Pony Law was just "pony pulls the cart" and "pony wears the saddle"
>>26835225
if she doesn't have a but then what does she sit on?
>>26835186
Cheating's not impressive though
>>26835235
I normally stop at
>feel bad for doing nothing but x
there's no one to blame but myself
>>26835238
Her tailbone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1phUqcng1A
>>26835252
that's clearly photoshopped
>>26835249
a lot of people end up blaming the thing, instead of themselves
it's an act of maturity, good job
>>26835265
Is that supposed to be impressive?
>>26835269
for a show screenshot? yeah I'd say so
holy shit. mlpg is still alive.
i guess some of you have become immune to hiatus.
>>26835252IT'S GUTS MAN!
>>26835274
This hiatus wasn't even that long.
>>26835274
new pony on saturday, hiatus was relatively short this time
>>26835274
We've been alive since the very beginning, friend.
>MLPG will never die
We're trapped her forever
>>26835313
The marker stands
Sad scrunch
>>26835313
You must break your cycles of guilt.
http://i.imgur.com/kYU5jra.png
http://i.imgur.com/VOMQcqG.png
Is Starlight Glimmer a Mary Sue?
>>26835313
You are only now realizing this anon?
>>26835369
Yep, just as garbage as I thought it would be.
>>26835371
She'll replace Twilight Sparkle as the new princess in the finale.
>>26835371
No? Lost in her first appearance, and was proven wrong the second one
>>26835369
Heh, yep, gotta make sure people don't get too comfortable here, I guess.
>>26835371
Yes. She's Nyx tier.
>>26835377
>>26835397
Why would you respond
>>26835371
No but Twilight is
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>>26835392
>she manage out magic everyone and steal their cutiemark
>easily forgiven AND join the 6mane after fucking them over and destroying the world a half dozen time
>>26835402
it's our fetish
>>26835431
Not until you win this game of Pony.
>>26835431
>(-
hahahaha he actually did it the absolute madman
LOSER
>>26835428
A villain has to be threatening to be taken seriously
Also being easily forgiven has nothing to do with being a Mary Sue. If she were, she wouldn't need to be forgiven in the first place
Oh hey, goat drew snektits?
Nice.
>>26835392
Thanks for the only serious response. I asked this because some anon over on a thread in /co/ tried arguing the this point that she was and I kept counteracting their points and they wouldn't acknowledge them.
One of their reasonings for saying that she was a mary sue was that it was "Unrealistic for Starlight to be that good at magic". To which I told him Sunset Shimmer also exists, and there are other ponies who are almost or are just as skilled as the main 6.
>>26835456
Wait what thread on /co/
Also competency means jack shit in the world of MLP. Trixie was more powerful but got outsmarted, Tirek was the most powerful but got outmanuveured
It's kinda baffling people havent yet realized powerlevels are meaningless in mlp
>>26835456
>somebody on 4chan said something stupid
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you
>>26835456
You probably should have led with this comment instead of "Is Starlight Glimmer a Mary Sue?" which just seemed like bait
>>26835449
Yeah, let ignore the part she manage to take the cutiemark or watch the world burn a dozen time because she anal about her friend not writing back or hey, she outmagic a fucking Alicorn. Most of the villain got banish, humiliated, or die but the bitch manage to be the 6mane BFF after all that bullshit
>>26835456
>To which I told him Sunset Shimmer also exists
And guess what? She pay for her crimes and everyone was still tick about Sunset in the second movie.
>>26835473
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/80897334/
>>26835491
>>26835491
Again: A villain has to be threatening to be taken seriously. Why aren't you calling Tirek a Mary Sue, too? Glimmer got redeemed because she wasn't completely evil, unlike the other ones. None of that has anything to do with being a mary sue
>>26835514
Again, she manage out magic everyone and steal their cutiemark and was easily forgiven AND join the 6mane after fucking them over and destroying the world a half dozen time. Emphasize destroying the world a half dozen time. Emphasize easily forgiven afterward.
>>26835512
>I HAVE NO WAY TO COUNTER THE COMMENT
>BET POST A REACTION IMAGE!
Another one
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #29
Ted Anderson (w) • Brenda Hickey (a) • Tony Fleecs ©
When Rarity meets Maud Pie at a gem convention the two seemingly have little in common. But when Maud comes across an opportunity to make a name for herself in rock academia, Rarity may be just the pony to help Maud discover her inner enthusiasm.
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #29—Subscription Variant
Ted Anderson (w) • Brenda Hickey (a & c)
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
>>26835535
brokenenglishanon please shut the fuck up
>>26835546
>gem convention
Fucking dweebs
I hope gemdork is in it
>>26835535
Again, she was a villain, she had to be more competent than the main characters. An again, she wasn't fully evil, which is why she was forgiven
And, again again, being forgiven means she was wrong, which automatically makes her not a Mary Sue
>>26835546
Another cover XD
>>26835564
If you're not aware that's just one of our resident retards obvious by his terrible English
Not that it hurts to talk about the show but his points are so painfully dumb
>>26835571
[fire emoji]
>>26835547
I'm not even BEA. If you're going to call someone a boogeyman instead of stating your stuff, then off right off.
>>26835564
Again, her selfishness almost ruin an entire village's lives. Again, her bitterness cause the world in peril a half dozen time. Again, she outmagic Twilight Sparkle in those episodes. Not only she was easily forgiven, she was part of the group and in the group shot.
>>26835571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovrGzbsQZqc
>>26835546
>Ted
> More Maud overuse
Dropped
>>26835579
Sure, I'll just off right off
work on your fucking tenses and I might believe you're "not even BEA"
>>26835579
We're clearly running in circles here, and you're refusing to aknowledge my points, so I think we're done here
>>26835589
please don't off right off
>>26835595
okay, I'm sorryI love you, Princess Celestia
>>26835589
And it seem that you would rather shitpost and call me BEA instead of contributing into the show discussion. Fuck off.
>>26835592
I acknowledge your point and I pointed out that she was more powerful than Twilight and cause the world to burn a half dozen times, moreso than any villain in the show so far. After all that, she was forgiven right away and gave us a last minute of her having fun with the 6mane.
>>26835603
Such a lovely princess.
>>26835579
You don't have any substance to the points you're trying to make. Twilight tried forcibly to stop Starlight repeatedly but that only lead to Twilight losing over and over again. Seeing as that her current course of action was futile she tried reasoning with Starlight and that yielded success.
>>26835621
I think you have a misunderstanding of what a Mary Sue is.
Pony wonders when you will give into your monkey urges and rape her.
>>26835621
Every villain so far has been more powerful than Twilight. Also she didn't burn Equestria, those were just reactions to her changing the timeline, but she wasn't the one that made those futures happen
And, again, none of those things mean Mary Sue
>>26835639
it's really taken over my tumblr feed which I've tried to make exclusively pony art
>>26835656
Have you looked into the magical world of cam rips?
>>26835635
>>26835635
I'll give into my monkey urges and throw shit at her.
>>26835666
>cam rips
Who in their right mind would watch a camrip with a ten foot pole nowadays
>>26835629
Being her student was the only way to stop Starlight but it's asinine that Twilight, one of Celestia's top student that became an alicorn, would have trouble against an unicorn at all.
>>26835649
Most of those villain end up paying the price for their crimes, and you can't say those ponies suffer due to the timeline loop made by Starlight. Starlight manage to get away from all this.
>>26835683
Someone who wants to see a movie, doesn't want to wait for the HD version, and doesn't like going to the movies alone.
>>26835618
what a qt 3.14
>>26835706
>doesn't want to wait for the HD version
BUT WHY
>>26835707
I'm tired of you using your cute mare wiles to trick me into doing stuff
no more freebies
>>26835687
Alright, sure
That still doesn't make her a Mary Sue
Isn't mlp a girl's show?
Booping Sunset Shimmer's hair squiggle and making her feel uncomfortable
>>26835719
Because I am an impatient bastard.
>>26835707
What happens if I scratch her behind the ears?
SUDDENLY
GIRAFFE BUTTS
>>26835728
Anon why you gotta be so mean
>>26835748
>
>>26835751
>>26835748
you DIE
>>26835751
>>26835751
male giraffes will headbutt a female's stomach forcing her to urinate, then they'll taste the urine to determine if they are fertile
The hour is late
I shall post this horse
He is a relatively rare horse
and a pretty cute one
>>26835941
he is alright
>>26835952
he is indeed
>>26835941
>>26835952
I like all the astronomy-related stallions
I want to have a harem with all of them in it
>>26835963
You will step away from my horsebando anonymous
>>26835941
he's got a boring ass
>>26835841
I'm a butt man. a butt connoisseur. a butt enthusiast.I'm saying I like assplay.
>>26835975
He simply does not need the cutie mark to make his butt good
>>26835941
counterposting with a cuter stallion
>>26835986
What a shapely butt
>>26835993
If you like that horse so much why don't you draw himfucking femanon
>>26835993
Soarin' is cute!
Too cute for his own good.
I'm taking him in.
>>26836018
in to your bedroom or what?
>>26836003
no I am not sharing him
>>26836018
SCRAM
>>26836021
I'm not taking him to my bedroom.I'm taking him to xierils bedroomdash is invited to the party
>>26836042
I don't remember granting authorization for stallion pone deployment
You seem to be forgetting that they are MY little ponies
it says so right here
>>26835845
>>26835841
We require more giraffe-butts
>three days
>>26836048
wait when did I agree to this
>>26836052
Hey
you can keep the one on the background, with the curly mane
I'm keeping Soarin' thank you very much
>>26835751
>>26835993
If I couldn't be a human in Equestria and had to be a horse, I'd have to choose pegasus stallion.
They just got it too good.
>>26836071
Giraffe butts can't help you with having insufficient vespene gas.
>>26836081
I'm taking Soarin and we're gonna go Eat Apple Pie. And look at cheerleaders.
>>26836089
wings are too great, man
>>26836111
FULLY ERECT
>three days and 13 hours
Remember, fillies can also be used as dusters.
>>26836157
they have many uses because of their unique nano-filly structures
>>26836084
You'd think it was red. But it wasn't. It was long and black.
>>26836106
stealing a person's pone is a crime, anon
I'm calling the ponice
>>26836084
>>26836089
>image
I much prefer Noel's take on this concept
>>26836161
if fillies are made up of smaller fillies, why can't I combine several fillies into a superfilly
>>26836167
UGG LEE!
>>26836173
a pone isn't property.
don't take part in pone trafficking.
>>26836183
nano-filly doesn't mean they are made of smaller fillies, but that they have a unique nano structure that they are made of
>>26836179
I thought it had an ulcer in its mouth or something?
This is a """""""real""""""" horny giraffe.
>>26836173
>>26836187
donkey lips
>>26836212
>donkey lips
>>26836256
Filly digitized herself.
>>26836313
RETURN TO THE PAST, NOW!
>>26836313
>>26836382
>>26836396
what is going on near the bottom of the picture though
Princess Celestia is the worst princess
3 DAYS 12 HOURS 30 MINUTES
Hoy many of you are going tomiss the premiere?
>>26836479
>Tfw you will never make sweet tender love to Applejack.
>Or like, rough barn sex, I dunno.
Captcha: select all oranges.
>>26836488
I'm going to make it for the premier
>>26836498
>tfw she wouldnt even like you to begin with
>>26836488
Probably not going to watch it unless there's an /mlp/ stream
In the meantime I'm fapping to my horse wife
>>26836464
I hope one of the ponies in the premiere asks why Cadance is the first alicorn to have a child. Why after thousands of years, Celestia/Luna never got married and had kids.
>>26836656
Why would they?
>>26836557
I dunno, I grew up on a farm so I might have a shot.
>>26836671
Everyone's going to want to know if there'll be MORE alicorn babies on the way.
Dozens of master-race babies.
>>26836656
what if Celestia had a shitload of kids and she dressed them in cute little golden outfits and let them hang around her castle
>>26836706
What if Celestia had a shitload of kids and then banished them all to different places?
>>26836757
What if YOU'RE Celestia's kid?
>>26836757
>>26836766
well, at least she didn't throw me in a dungeon in the place that she banished me to
>>26836766
Do I have a sister or brother that I can have steamy sun incest with?
Ponies are, in fact, cats.
>>26836766
>>26836787
then how come I love ponies but hate cats?
>>26836656
How do we know if there were not earlier alicorns to have kids in the past? It's still not entirely clear if Twilight/Cadence are as long-living as Celestia and Luna. If they aren't, then I doubt Cadence is the third Alicorn in recorded history. It could be entirely possible for a few other alicorns to exist coincident with luna and Celestia at any given time, only for them to die and new ones to be born/ascended.
What is the best pony headwear?
>>26836815
what is this mare love
what if ponies and our world merged and filly became a movie star and you'd see her on movie posters like
STARRING
Orlando Bloom
Christian Bale
and Filly
>>26836823
knit cap
definitely knit cap
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
>>26836823
knit cap is so cute with the little ear thingies
>>26836823
hood or knit cap
Filly wants to change her name to Prince, so she can make a prancing in France joke that will make her famous and loved by everyone.
>>26836877
I love the way her shirt is draped over her cutie mark and also hiked up a bit where her tail comes out
best clothed pony nobb ever drew
>>26836906
they were really great
Man this drawing book artstyle is just too cute.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9aggkyxkndbvfz8/Little_Pony_Drawing_Book_Clean.pdf?dl=0
>>26836823
MAGA cap
Ride on DAN!
We areaustistingdoing some banners here
>>26831846
Check it out
>>26836787
I knew it all along.
>>26836923
I'm going to slap any pony who tries to tell me about politics
>>26836942
Just Try it
>>26836957
>>26836940
fuck off
This just in, ponies are not cats, and earlier claims to the contrary were made by a terrorist organization front
>>26836975
that is anti-ponycat propaganda
This just in.
Please stop touching fluttershy's butt.
>>26836985
no
>>26836940
what's the point
it's not like any of them will ever be added
>>26836968
kill yourself autist
>>26836942
What is Equestrian Politics even like? I bet they vote for mayor mare every year because they would feel sorry for her to lose the job her cutie mark and special talent is about.
>>26837005
they have very civil debates and well respected candidates every year
but on the ballot, there is only Celestia
MARKER NO
>>26834217
unf
>>26837066
I bet marker has never even seen a bepis
>>26836998
To have Fun.
Is there any other point besides having fun to come here on /mlp/ ?
>>26837121
>jpeg.png
>>26837105
I only work at MLPG because it's my job
the pay's decent and my boss iscute, but my coworkers are fucking awful. Some guy left his Chance in the fridge over lunch, I think it touched my sandwich
>>26837133
don't make me avi your mp4
>>26837140
fucking crystalfags
>>26836985
I'm going to touch her lips with mine.
>>26837170
the way she pushes her legs together makes it loom like she has boobs
>>26837170
yes
Will the Smooze ever appear on the show again?
>>26837223
what is kissing a snootle like
Why is she so perfect?
>>26837229
she's not you just keep posting her every day
>>26835501
That thread was surprisingly decent. Seems like horse discussion there is better than /mlp/ has in a month as long as it's only one big thread in that length of time.
>>26837229
No, she failed us
BANISH HER
>>26837227
soft
slightly addictive
>>26837242
Yes!
Banish her to the highschool dimension where nobody ages and everyone's a horny teenager going thru puberty.
>>26837227
Better than a human. Their lips and tongue are really strong and prehensile, evidenced by their ability to write with their mouths.
>Anon whats a ponut?
>>26837287
>hoiks up the back of Sunset Shimmers skirt
>"BEHOLD!"
>>26837287
do you live under a dock?
>>26837343
Fillies are not horses.
>>26837346
it's a simile
mouth is alive
with juices like wine
and I'm hungry like a horse
Pony feels herself warming up to you.
Pony needs you.
I'm so hungry, I could eat out a horse.
>>26837402
>>26837401
OH NO
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE LIKES YOU
>>26837410
just hold out a sugarcube in your hand and while she's licking it put a saddle and collar on her
>>26837433
>just hold out a sugarcube in your hand and while she's licking it slide your fist up her asshole
>>26837450
shut up
>>26837410
Wait until the next heat cycle and impregnate her.
YOU CAN'T HAVE A NIGHTMARE
IF YOU NEVER DREAM
>>26837462
I like the way you think, anon.
>>26837457
What's wrong anon?
You want a sugarcube and a fisting too?
>Rainbow Dash's weirdly shaped head
>>26837486
>Rainbow Dash's weirdly shaped everything
>>26837486
that's just a bad angle, here you go
What breed of pony is this?
>>26837504
a candy pony
she's very sweet
>>26837486
>Rainbow Dash's weirdly shaped butt
>>26837496
Looks like someone wants a hug!
>>26837504
>you will never get a handful of featureless butt
>>26837518
I will not stand by while this anti-Dashbutt propaganda goes unchecked
>>26837496
This Dash reminds me of that part in End of Evangelion where the white things had Rei's face.
>>26837524
are there any EQG show accurate horse dicks yet for editing onto the girls
>>26835666
>>26835738
>>26835719
>>26835706
>>26835683
a bunch of my friends saw zootopia and I don't feel like spending $9 and the drive to be able to talk about it with them
so that's why i like camrips
plus, it's automatically better on the inevitable second viewing.
Which filly is thesilliest?
>>26836488
i'm going to be at a water polo tournament
depending on the schedule I might be able to see it in between matches, but it's unlikely
>>26837718
The poorman's Fluttershy.
I'd still r
>>26837752
>The poorman's Fluttershy.
But Anon that's not Marble.
>>26837752
>The poorman's Fluttershy.
Poor man's bait.
>>26837718
>>26837752
>>26837765
I want to cuddle Coco, Marble and Fluttershy all at once.
>>26837782
>Not poorman's Fluttershy
Poorman's taste.
Fluttershy is softest, nicest, most cuddliest pony.
>>26837815
Too bad she's a NEET.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>26837835
>>26837827
Nigger she makes a killing selling off pets and exotic creatures. Probably gets a nice stipend from the royal funds because she has some EXOTIC as fuck creatures too.
If anything, she's almost as loaded as Rainbow Dash.
She would be a sugar momma.
There is literally nothing wrong with Fluttershy
>>26837784
>a trio of soft and shy ponies all snuggled up to you under the covers
yes
this will do just fine
Why is the rest of /mlp/ so shit?
Is the new season going to make it better or worse?
>>26837518
excuse you
Dash's butt is perfect and cute and pretty and also blue
>>26837869
what made you think it's ever been different?
I mean it's no paradise here, but at least it's bearable most of the time
>>26837869
>Why is the rest of /mlp/ so shit?
You know, in my experience, half of it's "shit" because people (like yourself), keep crying about how shit everything is.
Now obviously this doesn't mean you can't criticize stuff, but people that whine instead of being the change they want to see, are the toppest of cancers.
Like, just shut up, or get out there and make it "better". Frankly I'm happy with the couple threads I frequent, as well as the odd thread I wander into.
>>26837869
Marginally better.
>>26837869
>>26837889
>I hate thing very much and want nothing to do with it
>better keep talking about how much I hate thing
you autists will never let go, will you?
let me guess, you also think we'd be better off on /co/ right now
>>26837913
>responding
>>26837913
go out in the catalog for a few minutes
go ahead, I'll wait
>>26837913
No, we'd be better off in/trash/
>>26837784
>>26837855
Literally couldn't be a cozier way to fall asleep.
>>26837842
>living with a sugar momma pony who despite wearing the pants in the house is also meek and fragile and shy
>>26837922maybe
>>26837920
The rest of /mlp/ is just a circlejerk between the recurring threads at this point. Of course he's going to point out/prefer the ones he's a part of.
>>26837920
what does that have to do with anything?
>>26837922
yeah mlpg would be so much better if it was indistinguishable from your average hyper anthro futa image dump thread
>>26837876
Dash butt is perfect no matter what color it is
>>26837932
>taking mild financial advantage of a wealthy sexy talking horse, before taking aggressive physical advantage of he smaller, weaker frame that couldn't struggle away
You're not helping my massive bonner, Anon.
>>26837947
this dude's art is hideous
>>26837954
literally his only saving grace is he can make it move
>>26837944
That's pretty unf, but why is the cheek farther away from the camera larger than the one close to it?
>>26837954
>>26837961
I've heard that from other people too. I don't get what's so bad about it though. It's not a meme, is it?
>>26837935
What does circlejerk even mean now? Any time a thread is more positive than negative?
>>26837997
shitting on every non-mlpg artist is a meme, yes
Pony wants to become the most powerful magician in all of equestria, and rule by faith.
>>26837998
I take it to mean when you talk more about thread personalities, inside jokes and meta crap than you do about whatever topic the thread was originally created to discuss.
Real talk for a sec: even though we're yelling at each other about how shitty we all are, it's a lot more refreshing than other times, when it's literally just spamming "filly" this and "lewd" that as a happy collective. I swear there was a paradigm shift at some point when that just became a stale norm to expect. Rose-tinted goggles maybe.
>>26838053
you sound pretty boring
>>26838053
we're on hiatus my dude
the thread tends to gets shitty a few weeks in
https://piczel.tv/watch/dotkwa
https://piczel.tv/watch/dotkwa
MULTISTREAM GO
TAKING REQUESTS
>>26838045
Oh, that's actually a reasonable interpretation. I too find it annoying when say, Anons say they're going to write a story about [insert topic here] for post after post, then never deliver.
Only 3 more days until the dumb baby episode. How are you guys preparing?
>>26838061
I'm 22 years old on an imageboard dedicated to a show for little girls.
Of course I'm boring.
>>26838078
piczel a shit
anyway, draw twilight smoochindiscord
>>26838078
A pony made of coffee hitting you in the face with her tail. It's how coffee pony works.
>>26838078
Fluttershy suplexing a cougar.
>>26838081
Honestly don't feel one way or another to be quite honest.
>>26837524
>>26838078
Marker trying on panties
>>26838078
lewdprincess being beb
>>26838078
ROSE IS STRAMMING???
>>26838078
>anon chat disabled
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26838078
Draw this with Luna and Celestia.
Or whichever combo of pones you like
>>26838112
I know crazy right?
>>26838114
they should be enabled
It's on dotkwa's end if it's not
>>26838078
Sweetie Belle looking at Fluttershy and Snips wondering where Pinkie Pie isbut she's not there because she's not real
>>26838078
This with ponk
>>26838112
w-what
What do you want out of this season?
Zebra land?
More family members?
Evil Celestia?
????
>>26838141
and she is drawing NAKED PRINCESSES
>>26838149
You're a liar. Post proof.
>>26838149
FUCKING LINK ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26838147
I wantᵘᶫᵗᶦᵐᵃᵗᵉ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳ
>>26838149
I don't believe you.
>>26838147
I want my MTV
>>26838085
piczel's a pretty cool guy
Lots of pony.
>>26838165
she is in here
>>26838078
>>26838147
a Celestia episode would be nice
>>26838175
Cute
I'm jealous
>>26838175
piczel a shit
and ayy thanks nob
>been using /mlp/ since it was created
>never once bothered checking out the mlp general
Guess I've been missing out on the partay this whole time
>>26838185
You're only here because your home general is dead, isn't it?Mine too. All of them.
>>26838185
Welcome aboard. Don't be a dick.
>>26838185
welcome
>>26838175
STAY AWAY FROM MAI HUSBANDO
>>26838185
Please hose yourself off before mingling.
>>26838185
>>26838191
We all must shoulder the burden on the lifeboat
It's that time of year, Anon.
It's not just the longer days, or the first flowers of spring blooming, or the sunshine driving away the chill of winter.
The first signs of estrus season start off sweet and civilized.
Guys we're all in agreement on this right?It was just an illusion she didn't use dark magic.
>>26838210
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>26838210
She's well on her way to daemonhood.
odds: draw
evens: draw stram
dubs: ultra beb
MLPG
a thread should be
>>26838220
ANON NO
THERE IS TOO MUCH STRAM ALREADY
>new pone in a few days.
oh boy here we go.
>>26838220
JOIN STRAM
>>26838191
Depends. I usually lurk/contribute to the draw thread but I've been kinda bored of it lately.
>>26838193
>>26838204
aye aye
>>26838194
I don't know what to think of this
>>26838220
rollin for trips bby
>>26838209
I'd help teacherpone through her estrus
>>26838233
>reply wall
Also, try to avoid doing that.
>>26838233
I WAS SO CLOSE COME ON
Guess its time to beb?
>>26838233
welcome to the thread
first things first you should be aware that pinkie pie is best pony
>>26838239
make a piczel account and set up shit
get in the room here >>26838078
get dot to send you an invite
>>26838233
Don't listen to >>26838243. He is objectively wrong and a faggot.
The best pony is Rarity.
>>26838147
Well I wanted more princesses and we already got one
now I guess I just want more princesses
Even some of the fillies seem to be feeling the season.
The CMC giggle and whisper among themselves, and shoot you sidelong glances.
>>26836912
I don't think I've ever seen FS so flustered
>>26838251
NOBBY DRAW MORE PONYCLOTHES
>tfw internet dying and can't even watch the stram and nobby is I think doing my request
>>26838275
wink at them
just to tease
>fic featuring:
>Heavy amounts of foot fetish play. Lots of licking. Light Dominate/submissive stuff. Lots of oral. Cum swallowing. foalcon, cunnilingus. Unorthodox drug addiction. Ponies getting high. Two ponies on human.
>>26838185
Yeah pretty much.
SAINE IS STRAMMING
Pony says that tonight she wants YOU to wear the saddle.
>>26838329
LIES DO NOT TOY WITH MY HEART!
>>26838321
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW
>>26838342
oh boy, that means it's finally my turn to be the pony
awesome!
3 more days!
Applehips
>>26838380
>iTunes leaks it in an hour.
>>26838380
come back to bed, honey
>>26838387
>Netflix leaks the whole season
>>26838387
>>26838388
>>26838380
You know, call me a masochist, but there's something calming about hiatus. For the most part you know what each day is gonna to be like. It's quiet, no weekly shitstorms to navigate through each weekend. It may be repetitive and boring at times, but it's not nearly as volatile.
>>26838396
twilight why are you always like this
>>26838394
>In a rush to fix it they release the next movie.
we ded
Anyone else watching the majestic Treeking right now?
>>26838477
he's not even doing anything
How much boop would a boop pone boop if a boop pone could boop pone?
which pony is the most talented cocksucker?
>>26838510
haha
>>26838510
heh
>>26838515
>>26838510
hoho
>>26838510
heehee
>>26838528
I wonder if all the guards are excellent cocksuckers
they have to be to serve Celestia, right?
>>26838528
>once a year, the stallions of the crystal empire line up for their free blowjob from the prince
>>26838487
all of them
clip studio is sort of cool.
Have my first pone drawn with it
>>26838560
I love a sketchy Twily
pony spilled the beans
her hopes of making chili are dashed like so many beans across the kitchen floor
>>26838560
cute pon
>>26838560
I'd hug bookhorse
>>26838571
why is pony so useless
throw pony in the trash can
>>26838548
>Princesses do not have cocks, anon
>>26838554
>the line seems to get longer and longer each year
>>26838584
"Princess" is just a title, anon.
>>26838584
Nice try Chrysalis, but everyone in equestria knows the princesses have cocks
EYEWITNESS REPORT: PRINCESSES OF EQUESTRIA COCKLESS
>>26838589
why do i keep having sexual thoughts about him
why do i want to be bros with him and casually do sexual things like suck each other's dicks while we play video games but not in a gay way, just like bros helping out bros with some just friends orgasms
>>26838614
It's just sheathed.
>>26838614
Stop reading tabloids, filly
>>26838616
because he's an incredibly handsome doof
>>26838625
yes
Hold on, I'm new here but, do the princesses really have or don't have cocks?
requests?still streaming with nobby and dotkwa
https://piczel.tv/watch/AJRinxooacj#
>>26838631
They do
they're all majestic and enormous
>>26838631
Princess have traits of all races, they also have traits of both genders.
>>26838632
Pony tying you to a pole or wall and doing sex things.
>>26838632
Marker eating a bagel.
>>26838639
you mean me as a pony?THAT'S SUPER LEWD ANON
>>26838632
train colt with a track
>>26838639
What's this from?
>>26838654
MLP:FiM
Did you think about her today?
The Filly
REQUEST
The Colt
>>26838665
APPABLOOM WITH AN OVERSIZED WEAPON
IT'S HIP TO FUCKFILLIES
>>26838665
Sweetie with her head stuck in a jar of peanut butter.
>>26838665
bored lewdprincess
>>26838665
lewd boredprincess
Twilight comes down to the school as a guest lecturer.
It's the first week of breeding season. The fillies are giggly and blushing, and the colts are nervous.
You can't stop staring at Twilight's butt as she wiggles her way through her lecture.
She catches you 'mirin, but doesn't seem to mind at all.
>>26838665
Fluttershy sleeping on her back
>>26838671
gay
sucking colts' little dicks is so much better
feeling them twitch in your mouth as they have dry orgasms
>>26838681
nah, that's lame
I want a big meaty horsedick that can really fill me up
>>26838667
just waitin' for the hammer to fall
>>26838690
is she ded
>>26838690
YOU CALL THAT LIFTING? EAT MORE APPLES YA LITTLE RUNT
>>26838685
>troubleshoes' dick is too big to fit no matter what you try
what do
I want to bathe this pony in a warm shower.
>>26838697lube up and stick a finger in
>>26838700
is
is it possible to fuck a big urethra with a penis
>>26838677
she just had to dress up for the occasion, didn't she?
>>26838705
yes
but only if said big urethra belongs to a magic pony
>>26838665
Twilight watching Anon sleep
>>26838708i think i have a new fetish
it's not gay to fuck a dick with your dick as long as balls don't touch, right?
>>26838716
fucking a cock is about the gayest thing you can doespecially when he cums and the backwash leaves you with a massive ballsack full of his spunk.
>>26838677
Of course she doesn't mind, she's my waifu
I have to tell the fillies and colts about how earth compares to equestria anyway
>>26838690
is she ok
if shiny and i put our dicks together and cadance sucks our dicks in a double barrel blowjob, and our balls touch, is it gay?technically our balls wouldn't touch because they're safely ensconced in warm stretchy ballsacks
if it involves ponies in any way, it's not gay
>>26838680
Here ya go. Still figuring clip studio out.
>>26838736
hnnng
>>26838736
unf
>>26834796raiiiiiiinbooowwww daaaaassshhhh
>>26838728
what if i wanted to totally gay it up with pony
what if i wanted to have an incredibly faggy evening of homo stuff with my stallion bro
just balls and cock and ass and putting of those things into each other and lube and thrusting and fondling and sucking andboop
is it gay if I marry shining armor
one last request before beb.
WHAT'LL IT BE?
>>26838760
stallions nuzzling
>>26838760
Sultry Twilight
>>26838760
GLOOMY ASLEEP AT HER MODELS
>>26838775
models?
>>26838769
sultry?
>>26838782
you know
like
figurines
scaled down representations
>>26838782
Lewd. She feels like a dirty pony.
>>26838790
>251
fitting
>>26838790
wrong version
>>26838796
huh, didn't even realize
>>26838803
how fucking stoned is gloomy right now
>>26838812
>>26838812
>>26838812
Flowers will be in bloom!