SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
It must be a flurry of activity in Equestria after wrapping up winter for the season. There's a lot more to do to get spring rolling than just melting the ice! Every pony should already be on top of that, though; the anticipation builds up a lot of energy and enthusiasm, and once all the initial work is through, it's not so bad to maintain it and enjoy the fair atmosphere!It'll be even better when the spring vegetables all come in.
>>26825190
Previous thread.
>filly
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
Dropped
>>26829621
please do not drop the fillies
FOUR DAYS
CAN'T SLEEP
GIVE REQUESTS
>>26829641
did you ever do that Sweetie Belle as a deer?
>>26829641
ugliest horse with his Trixie daki
>>26829641
Twilight freaking out about her magic thesis.
>>26829641
Motherly AJ
>>26829641
Princess Lyra in a pretty dress
Pony messed up.
>>26829641
scootaloo on a beanbag chair
>>26829641
Anon being carried around in his filly palanquin.
>>26829655
I told her not to eat all those cookies
I fucking told her
>>26829660
she thought the rainbow power would give her the strength to handle it
>>26829659
>filly palanquin
Are the fillies carrying it or is it made out of fillies?
>>26829659
how many fillies would that take?
>>26829659
It's the CMC.
One corner is dragging on the ground.
>>26829641
Dash sliding down a slide while a load of cookies hit her in the face
>>26829663
it's actually just one really big filly on a cart
>>26829645
no because I hate that horse
>>26829659
what is that, like a battle formation or chariot?
>>26829664
Given their size, I'd say they can carry maybe 30 pounds each.
Maybe.
So at least 6.
Or one stronk filly.
>>26829670
it would be funnier if it were Spitfire's mane
and if it were done like 20-30 more times
>>26829671
>>what is that, like a battle formation or chariot?
>>26829671
why you gotta be a downer
>>26829675
Yeah and maybe add a Derpy with a muffin or two as well, that is always top notch comedy
>>26829674
>strongfilly just carrying a huge fucking box containing anon on her head, humming to herself
>>26829670
why is this only 4 panels?
A comic THIS funny should be at least 7
>>26829679
snips is shit
sorry senpai I don't make the rules
you know how it is
>>26829682
holy shit you're a genius
>>26829641
Centaurlestia
>>26829699
Someone contact idw, they have a new writing team here.
>>26829641
giantess celestia
>>26829641
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby#chat
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby#chat
also stream
because I guess I'm gonna be drawing all night
if your waifu comes to live with you don't forget to install a horse toilet
>>26829675
>>26829682
I can't fucking believe toxicmario's genius
truly the best comedian of our generation
>>26829725
It's too late for this shit
>>26829721
She's a pegasus, the world is her toilet.
The world outside my apartment.
>>26829733
I'm gonna pet that pony
>>26829644
now I have
>>26829739
wait hold up
>>26829741
>not "I fucking deer you"
>>26829739
>>26829741
oh I'll shoot at her if you know what I meanI bet she's never faced a NERF CHAMPION before
>>26829741
what a dear
I love it
>>26829741
goddammit here
>>26829759
FUCKER
>>26829725
How does he manage to do it every time? I want to know his secrets behind his sources of inspiration for these original, hilarious jokes.
>>26829759
I don't want to get you deer pregnant
>>26829759
imagine I posted that /k/ screencap
>>26829766
I wonder what horrible secret Derpy knows about Spitfire that she allows her to do this constantly.
>>26829725
>>26829766
Man, these are so fucking funny
Not the joke itself, mind you, but the fact that someone came up with something barely even funny and then thought "holy fucking shit I have to do ten more comics with the same joke, this is so fucking hilarious"
>>26829744
shit that's really good
>>26829647
>>26829774
I am just waiting for a new totally unrelated comic with different characters that just has these two in the last panel as an unexpected and hilarious plot twist
>>26829783
accurate
>>26829783
Yup that's about right.
>>26829784
please no more
they make me uncomfortable how bad they are
>>26829783
I feel you, twily
>>26829791
But anon there are still so many ways to milk this original idea, and each of them is funnier than the last one
>>26829797
How deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>26829797
I'm actually cracking up
This is some quality anti-humor
>>26829799
https://derpibooru.org/tags/toxic-dash-mario's+derpfire+shipwreck
fifteen, but at least one is a spanish dupe
>>26829797
I feel like this is actually autism.
Like he doesn't understand humor.
But he found this one joke that worked.
So he keeps using it.
It's like a computer trying to figure out how to be funny.
>>26829808
So it's true. The abyss does stare back.
>>26829812
let's get weird with it
>>26829799
It's more of a bottomless pit if you ask me.
>>26829650
>>26829826
m-motherly...
>>26829809
it's even always specifically derpy and spitfire who have no relation whatsoever
>>26829822
I actually laughed at the hawk.
>>26829822
There is no way this wasn't done by an autistic guy. Even the bird and rabbit in the background relates to the "instincts" theme that the dialogue is trying to push.
>>26829833
at least these usually have something going on the background
>>26829831
Because everyone loves the muffin pony! She is the funny stupid one who through her weirdness has to make the joke work. This is basic comedy theory anon, you should know this.
>>26829849
I'm now legit concerned for this guy.
>>26829840
It bothers me I can understand these.
The pony has a bell curve so the artist is probably into statistics to the point of fetishization, and autistic enough that the misunderstandings the general public has with statistical fallacies that he makes these to try and reach out to people.
It is interesting that they mostly deal with psychological and sociological statistics. Wonder if he's a government worker.
>>26829839
I think he's just Russian
but that's enough of that
>>26829856
Is...
Is AB picking up after Scootaloo's...leavings?
>>26829826
THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT
>>26829652
>>26829869
holy shit she's pretty
thank you!
>>26829869
Holy shit
>>26829854
He just struck comedic gold, that is all.
>>26829869
Would date, court, marry, have kids with, and retire happily with.
>>26829869
damn that's lovely
I wasn't going to post any more but then I found this one where the CMC literally killed a pony so I felt I had to
>>26829855
that's an interesting theory, at least
you might be on to something
>>26829865
nah, she's clearly leaving seeds behind
>>26829878
Please, no more.
>>26829894
I know, it's just too funny, right? My face hurts from laughing as well.
Here are some feels to balance it out.
when you remove context some of these are pretty good
>>26829656
>>26829909
DON'T WORRY SCOOTALOO
YOU CAN DO IT
>>26829909
FLY OFF YOU FOOL
>>26829909
just fly
>>26829909
>no parents.
>can't fly.
>shitty, scab-like cutie mark.
Kiss the waifu
>>26829917
>>26829921
Come on scoots!
Even a little newborn baby can fly!
Are you going to just lie there and be beaten by a baby?
>>26829956
u-unf
>>26829641
Trap Anon sucking Elusive's balls
>>26829956
>>26829956
Yes
Yes
Yes
>Today is National Goof-off Day
By now, Pinkie KNOWS it's today. If I were you, I wouldn't even make eye contact with her today, it will only end badly for you.
>>26829999
I'm so excited for you being excited, quadsmaster!
>>26830014
I-if I don't try to out-goof-off her, what will she do
>>26829706
>>26830024
I never said it would be fatal.
Filly in the morning
Filly in the evening
Filly at supper time
>>26830030
hahahahaha yesssss
>>26830030
I want to discuss quarterly reports with her
>>26830088
>reposting a deleted post
and the winner of the Worst Anon of 2016 award goes to...
>>26830046
When filly's your best friend you can have filly anytime
>>26830030
Yess need more centaurs
How does her suit work anyway?
>>26830145
Like a horse suit, but with another jacket.
>>26830196
>more clothes to undress
Lewwwwdddd
The mares are stomping their hoovsies again.
I'm storytiming Celestia's chapter book over here for those that haven't read it, want to take another look at it, or want to discuss it:
>>26830277
how much does it cost to rent a study filly buddy for a day ?
>>26830298
A shitload of filly treats
>>26830307
I briefly read that
>A shitload of filly teats
Where does the >filly meme come from? I've been here for a long time but it seems primordial.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/h0rs3
>h0rs3
>thought there would be more pony stuff
I hope a brony commissions him soon
>>26830323
It's a newer development from the pedophiles
OK, who impregnated Celestia?
deb
>>26830380
>>26830443
Fluttershy!
>>26830536
she's shit
>>26830554
Pets dont talk, Spike
>>26830573
why is she so tiny
>>26830580
Why are you so big, chump?
man nobby has a knack for drawing cute stuff really fast
>>26830580
It's a really huge net
>>26830590
He eats a pony every day to absorb its cuteness powers
>>26830609
What if she did that to her ponut while you were inside of her
>>26830622
Grow fingers out of it?
>>26830622
Probably like this but less horrifying, softer, and pinker
https://derpibooru.org/8648
CuteOCs
>>26830648
The fact that they were under constant stress of dying made the little cute moments all the better.
>>26829849
i haven't seen this guy in forever
>>26830648
>>26830648
>>26830659
nevermind, i'm legit retarded, ignore me
>>26830648
This one, actually.
>>26830648
>>26830669
gotta breed
>>26830760
n
>>26830760
I already have a pony but thank you
>>26830760
I want a green pony.
Preferably one with a bandanna
>>26830760
this is how we end up with so many useless unwanted ponies
>>26830760
Ooga booga, where the pony at?
Filly says she'll let you do anal if you take her to the grand opening of the new amusement park in Trottingham
Isn't mlp a girl's show?
>>26830822
I want to be friends with gem dork
>>26830825
Yes, yes it is.
But not only little girls.
>>26830796
Rarity is my favorite pony so this worked out great.I'm going to massage those hooves
>>26830641
Actually that's pretty hot.
Imagine her pinning anon against the wall with her ass and holding his dick with her vaginal dentata
>>26830830
I want to invite her over to my house for a night ofarts and crafts and board games
>>26830703
D'aww, that's adorable.
>>26830847
What the heck was the image it sounds good
>>26830854
I imagined that the tips of the claws are able to inject an orgasm inducing venom while holding a male still, specifically for the intent of completely draining him of all sexual fluid.
Of course, she doesn't HAVE to use it if you're cooperative.I also imagine that the arm parts below the claws are an extension of the nerves of her clit, so it feels really good to have them rubbed.
>losing her virginity involved traumatic insemination
>>26830882
>I imagined that the tips of the claws are able to inject an orgasm inducing venom while holding a male still, specifically for the intent of completely draining him of all
Just like my monster girl animes
>>26830903
In her case, it makes sense, especially if she needs the sperm to fertilize eggs that she's going to inject into a broodmare/unsuspecting pony.
>>26830882
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
>"Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.[14][15][16]"
good morning pony
>>26830866
It was just Rarity being cute, anon.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>26830939
why did it get deleted? I wanted to see rarity being cute
>>26830947
Janitor is probably a Dashfag.
You know they can't handle Rarity's greatness
>>26830959
Cool, thanks
>>26830964
Also, best booty
>>26830964
>>26830964
I want to touch bedazzled bum
>>26830987
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>26831035
that horse sure dresses up nice
>>26831018
Whenever you think you've had enough
Remember not to post too many Rararas or they'll become less rare
>>26831035
I want to ride this pony all over the house
>>26831042
that outfit she took camping - while impractical, was so unf
>>26831069
Rarity is really the best pony there is
That outfit was cute as heck
>>26831069pulling her ponytail while you pound her with the skirt still on
>>26831079
>>26831083
>catching that little bit of drip with your hocks before it hits the ground
>>26831009
It would take too long to explain.
Best to just accept her perfection.
http://i.imgur.com/iZUSqWV.jpg
>>26831106
I will try, Anon. I just can't stop thinking about how great she is
>>26831114
She is the best
>>26831117
>getting an entire mouthful of ponut
I wonder if she'd honestly mind the attention
Starlight is so cute.
>>26830380
I did bitch ass nigga
>>26831121
Yeah, yeah, you're cute too, Rainbow.
>>26831131
You don't just put your mouth on a ladies ponut without permission, anon.
>>26831105
My, what a considerate mare.
>>26829641
Anon being forcefully bred by Luna and celestia
>>26831143
Surely she'd want a sample before the main course?
>>26831111
unf
>>26831154
Anon being forcefully turned into bread by Luna and Celestia
>>26831178
I wish there was more porn of her in that outfit.
>>26831141
You must do your best to make mare feel as happy and satisfied as possible. It's one of your many manly duties, Anon.
did anybody else ever claim the bounty?
open season on new mlpg >art
>>26831199
Eh..no, Peg.
>>26831204
Nobby did
Check the previous threads
>>26831214
hence the "else"
i sent nobby bits
>>26831204
What?
>>26831199
I'm going to dip strawberries in that creamand feed them to her
>>26831218
draw mlpg ponies
acquire bits
>>26831199
I'll make a certain stallion happy and satisfied
>>26831216
Not that I know of
Maybe post it again when some other artists show up
>>26831204
Did you really buy Nobby a horse dildo?
Are you like bad dragon santa?
>>26831224
>tfw I'm too shit to get paid for drawing horses
>>26831191
I wish there was more porn of Rarity in cute outfits period.
http://imgur.com/a/8rh26I know I'm not the only one that wants to see her get railed in her kimono
>>26831227
he claimed bounty for drawing 1114017 & 1114018
>>26831204
I'll take your money. What do you want done?
>>26831248
marker, gloomy, junior
cute / relevant for bonus points
>>26831224
Is there like a skill level you're looking for or are you just giving away money?
>>26831254
Alright, I'll get something going. I'll be back later
>>26831261
effort in is proportional to payout
but promising to make it worth your time if you actually try.
if you're too shy to link payment addresses in thread, steam me: smugllama
>>26831273
I'd like to finish this story first, but I can try to draw something tomorrow if you're still doing it then
>>26831239
I hope Rarity wears a ton of cute outfits in S6and I hope people draw porn of her in said outfits
>>26831306
bring it
>>26831204
>>26831254
I'll leave it up to you whether she's worth it or not, but technically there's a really undeveloped pony called Archie around the archive too.
Nightmare Nyx Sparkle
Hey
hey guys
hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfRwU6rgV4U
>>26831328
tell us the story again, grandma archive!
>>26831364
this looks like a worthwhile mud
Uh oh, pony is in heat again.
>>26831367
Last time she tried to do that she just got lost in thought and fell asleep.
>>26831338
More like
Nerdmare Moon!
>>26831382
>scat
Grandma archive sure had a wild youth.
http://pastebin.com/gKKhg73c
>>26831380
oh no. now I have to spend the whole day fucking the princess again.
>this is the last Tuesday of hiatus
>>26831380
I don't even worship you, Twilight.
>>26831382
why is marker staring at me in horror?
>>26831430
because this is entirely your fault
>>26831415
>Ponykart
>>26831430
Becoming aware of the 4th wall isn't for everyone.
>>26831430
She's heard archie and she's immediately rememebed all those repressed memories.
>>26831430
You don't have to take off your pants every time you guys play a game.And stop hitting on her sister
>I missed rararatime
>>26831413
You'll need plenty of water, pillows, and lube.
And she wants her friends to watch.
>>26831443
I didn't even see that. It's sad how many projects around pony didn't get seen through to completion.
>>26831382
...Wait, is she saying "Scat"
like seriously
>>26831451
It's always time for best horse
>>26831457
It makes me feel bad that I always joked about FiM and Ponykart never getting finished because I was really hoping they would.
Princess Luna cock voring worst princess
>>26831480
Fighting is Magic is the one that really got me. It had songs, a demo, public showings, and Hasbro hadn't done anything. The looming thread of C&D was there, but when it happened I was still caught by surprise.
>>26831449never
>>26831488
which one
flurry or cadance
what if cadance unbirths flurry and they're both cockvored by luna and turned in something more useful, like cum
>>26831474
Awyis
reminder that you can only like one pony at a time
posting other ponies is cheating and heretical
>>26831495
>cadance
Suck my fucking dick, dude.
>>26831490
And honestly, it wasn't really even Hasbro that dropped the hammer. It was their pretentious legal department defending their 'copyrights' from fair use and free advertising.
>>26831495
Then she male pregs Shining Armor, Chrysalis and Celestia
>>26831499
o-ok
>>26831490
All my friends that play fightan and dislike pony were interested.
I even had a pal that wanted to watch a few episodes just so he could find a character he likedhe never did
>>26831503
>mpreg R63 chrisalys and dudelestia
huh.
>>26831499
Gladly.
>>26831502
I hate it when lawyers kill fun like that.
>>26831502
>>26831517
Fucking lawyers, man
>>26831509
>>26831516
I refuse to have my dick sucked by people who hate best princess.
I wonder if all princesses do this. Might explain why Luna and Celestia are alone.
http://i.imgur.com/kYU5jra.png
http://i.imgur.com/VOMQcqG.png
>>26831517
Same thing happens on YouTube. If you have a pony related type of video/animation you made from scratch, it'll get auto-slapped. If you send a simple 'hey Hasbro, can I please get revenue on my animation?', they always give it the green light and let you make a few cents off your work.
Their legal and Executive departments are the fucking worst. Without the support of the actual geniuses below them making the right decisions, they'd be tits up.
>>26831527
>cadance
>best
oh my god how could a single person be so wrong
>>26831528
I really wish I didn't like cockvore.
>>26831499
Why can't your dick suck me? You got a lazy dick bro? Flaccid Lassie?
>>26831528
>casual murder
I just can't get into any of these fetishes.
>>26831532
He's not wrong, though
The other princesses are shit
i say.
>>26831537
I'd like to casually murder the retard who keeps posting about his horrible fetishes here
>>26831532
That's right. Best princess.
>>26831537
count yourself lucky, then.
>>26831537
There are known cases of sexomniacs, people that rape in their sleep and the court had to let him go since they really couldn't prove it was intended rape. I wonder if Applejack can get away with it too.
>>26831509
I'd let Spike play with my dick. If he's a good boy, I'll even pop his anal cherry.
>>26831543
LAYERS, DONKEH.
>>26831545
You want to murder 80% of MLPG?
>>26831552
>that disproportioned hand
jesus
>>26831549
>sexomaniacs
I hear they have a simpler term for these kinds of people, actually. They're usually just calleda liar
>>26831560
There's a slight difference between "I'd fuck this pony" and "I'd like to get absorbed by pony's giant hyper urethra while she asphyxiates me with her unending bloody diarrhea"
>>26831565
I can't remember the term name but it's similar to insomnia.
Plus they can't argue against a documented history of the condition.
my shitty fetish general
>>26831572
>while she asphyxiates me with her unending bloody diarrhea
Where did that come from? All she did was digest anonfilly into cum. Not enough time to die from a lack of oxygen. Plus most vore doesn't give a shit about oxygen either.
>>26831572
>"I'd like to get absorbed by pony's giant hyper urethra while she asphyxiates me with her unending bloody diarrhea"
>got a chubby just by reading that
I'm beyond salvation.
>>26831574
Nah, sex is far too complicated and triggers too many areas of the brain for someone to 'unconsciously rape' someone else. They're a filthy liar that just got away with rape is what they are.
>>26831572
So your only beef is with the cockvore guy because in your eyes he's the only one that post his horrible fetish?
All princesses are best princess.
ForcedFem
>Shyra, bouncing along, waltzed into the middle of Equestria. She looked around at the strange looks she was receiving as countless onlookers eyeing her surprisingly plump abdomen. With a call she gathered a small crowd, and set to work. Lifting her gargantuan tail up and spreading her legs, her plump anus shuddered as it squeezed and pulsed. Many ponies gasped, some giggled, and others watched with anticipation. At first came the tail, now dark brown, as it slithered out of the rump, wet, damp, and limp. Then came the actual pony herself. Fluttershy, now looking more like poop, slid out of the enormous hole, falling onto the ground with a sickening 'splat'. She slowly looked up to the group of ponies around her, many of them her friends, now looking at her with shocked and disgusted faces, one even bolted away to not throw up. Shyra giggled as she addressed the crowd, informing them that this little pony-turd is to be addressed as Flutterscat now, and that she lives in her butt if you want to meet her. With that, Shyra trotted off, clouds of thick gas trailing behind her plump anus as Flutterscat sat there, dazed, in the filth covering her.
>>26831586
tumblr please fuck off if you can't believe the truth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex
>>26831588
My personal beef is that he's got such shitty tastes, but constantly posts about it when clearly nobody else is into it and finds it repulsive.
Why can't we talk about good fetishes like ass worship, facesitting, or giving ponies full body massages? You know, the good stuff?
>>26831600
But the pink one is the best and cutest.
>>26831600
Kill the whore inbetween Celestia and Luna
Also Flurry Heart
Shining Armor is okay but we need a princess to replace them, I say Nyx.
>>26831603
Yeah, that's totally legit. It's not as if the person getting 'raped' is just going to sit there and take it. As soon as they hit the person, they'd snap to.
Fucking retarded liberal science.
>>26831600
Wrong.
>>26831601
spike is almost as good as rumble at wearing dresses
>>26831610
I am always down to talk about any of those things.But I'd rather get a massage from a pony
>"Oh. Hello, Filies. Are you being vigilant and doing your part to be on the look out for manbearpony?"
>>26831619
I'd say I hope you develop the condition but you'd never have an other to use it on.
>>26831600
>those holes for Twilight's wings in that shirt
I wonder how much of her clothing, however little of it there is, she would had to have gotten modified after getting those wings.
>>26831621
rumble is not for dresses
>>26831631
Sorry to say, but I can't because it's not real.
Imagine a normal guy coming here and reading about how you want to have sex with a horse.
He'd be disgusted.
Then imagine a second guy coming here and saying how much you'd like a horse to sit on your face.
Still disgusted.
Then imagine a third guy coming here and reading >>26831602.
He'd be disgusted.
No matter what, we are disgusting. You have to accept that if you want to have sex with a horse, you will be on the same level of the freaks that ERP with EA.
>>26831610
I like the cut of your gib
>>26831611
> no pony will ever look at you with this level of adoration
>>26831621
Spike has a cute fashion designer to help him with his outfits and makeup.
Rumble has two cute babysitters to help him out with that stuff.They should have a trap offLickety Split and Pipsqueak can participate too
>>26831619
>it's only real science if it aligns with my political agenda
>>26831647
>>26831602
Didn't it turn out that that caterpillar wasn't named shyra at all and had nothing to do with MLP because that was not Fluttershy in her ass? Or am I remembering this wrong.
>>26831640
This does not justify liking cockvore or other casual murder fetishes
>>26831640
I like to think I was normal at some point before coming around here 4 years ago.
At least no one knows how into pony I really am.
>>26831635
didn't you draw him in a dress that one time?
>>26831640
They can't be disgusted if they're unconscious.
>>26831640
Who cares what the normal people think? This isn't their turf.
>>26831634
Probably all of it. She's not one to swap her entire wardrobe over a few inches and new wings. After all she held on to her old yellow dress forever.
Might have modified her clothes herself because if she asked Rarity, well, that unicorn might've just done it anyway.
I bet for the looser casual clothes she just tore holes for her wings and slid them through... damn she'd look pretty nice like that
>>26831662
I'd drawn him as a r63 that time tho.
>>26831635
rumble is top sissy
>>26831670
>I bet for the looser casual clothes she just tore holes for her wings and slid them through... damn she'd look pretty nice like that
That would be equal parts hilarious and cute to see.
>>26831658
I was deep in the closet until I started coming to MLPG and reading gay horse fanfics
>>26831656
>this does not justify having a fetish
a fetish is a fetish man, you can't "cure" it and you can't choose it. There's nothing bad with it, so why would anyone care?
The real problem are the people that forcefully post about it here.
I have a problem with those.
>>26831651
Huh?
No, it's just fake bullshit here because there's no way you could do everything required of sex, participate with reciprocation, and be able to climax without being conscious. Since it's only been documented in 1998, it's likely used as an excuse to get away with the act.
Nobody is going to admit to rape in a courtroom. They'll lie their ass off in any way possible to squash the charges. This is like people claiming to have killed other people with a gun while unconscious; it just doesn't fucking happen. They're trying to get away with doing something extremely bad and will fight tooth and nail to avoid punishment, even if it means making up some really dumb shit and hoping the judge and a shrink are liberal enough to swallow it.
>>26831635
Rumble is very much for dresses and makeup.
>>26831666
Satan please control your cock.
>>26831682
I'm 90% sure I'm straight for humans, but I couldn't explain why horsecock, futa or otherwise, does as much for me as it does. It's crazy.
>>26831683
Yeah, I suppose you're right. Some things just get stuck in a person's fantasies and they can't rationalize out of it. I have at least one of those.
But yes, I agree, the people that continuously shit it out on us are a bunch of assholes. They don't even try to present it in a decent or approachable manner.
>>26831666
Satan please guide my cock.
>>26831674
>>26831694
No he is for top cool
>>26831680
I feel like there'd be more pictures of this.
Twilight tearing wingholes in her old clothes for practicality sake and Rarity fainting in the background.
>>26831686
>I know more about the human mind and neurology than people who devote their entire life to it
>>26831705
I can explain.
Horsecocks are great.
Girls with cute feminine dicks are great.
>>26831712
>They don't even try to present it in a decent or approachable manner.
I have nothing against fetishists, no matter the fetish. I just think they should take it to /unf/ when they're about stuff about vore/scat/vomit and other extreme fetishes. I mean, it's like that guy who posted fluffy ponies last week. He was purely shitposting.
>>26831619
Liberal science? Why would a liberal let someone get away with rape?
>>26831721
That's Derpy.Dresses are cool
>>26831721
Next time I see someone fishing requests I think I'll drop that one out. I want to see what it would look like.
Satan wants you to cock vore.
>>26831723
I know that people who do really bad things often claim the 'I blacked out/don't remember doing that/I'm innocent' defense in the court of law way too often to have full faith in a relatively recently discovered "sleep disorder". It feels far more likely to be an excuse.
The biggest problem is trying to prove this condition exists. You'd have to do an EEG while they're experiencing an episode to see if their mind is behaving like a conscious or unconscious brain.
>>26831732
If there's a courtroom that will award a retarded old woman millions of dollars because she microwaved her dog to try and dry it off, there is a judge 'open minded' enough to allow rape to go on through if he really believes the person is telling the truth, which is hard to do with a psychopath.
>>26831721
NICE CLOCK BRO
So when does this get renamed the 'Trap Rumble/Cockvore Super Fun General'.
>>26831744
Dresses are alright but not on colts.
>>26831772
THANKS GYPSY
>>26831758
>It feels far more likely to be an excuse.
What you feel isn't relevant
Like, at all
You wouldn't tell a physicist that you "feel like quantum field theory is bullshit"
>>26831774
>not even mentions shit
are you some kind of scat loving faggot
>>26831774Sorry
Mane-iac's futa cock vore cock
>>26831774
better than previous threads at least. without directly invoking said failures.
>>26831779
I bet a colt in a dress is way cooler than you.
Do you think Flurry Heart has any chance of turning out okay as a character/baby-prop?
Would we be able to make a good call out of just the premiere? Or would we need more of her for that?
>>26831806
She's a baby
>>26831800
>better than previous threads at least.
what happened? Did I sleep through some fun
>>26831806
Nigga it's not going to matter.
You're going to see this kid only three or two times each season
>>26831806
i'm expecting nothing and will be pleasantly surprised if those expectations are broken.
>>26831787
Logically speaking, given the situation, what are the odds that the person defending themselves is going to admit to wrongdoing over trying absolutely any other possible defense to spare themselves prison? People are people; they'd rather go down fighting than quietly if there's any possible chance, however slim, of possibly winning and avoiding punishment.
Fuck sakes, Anon.
Also, the whole 'quantum field' example you did doesn't make sense in context. At least with quantum field theory, you can use real science to prove the existence/non-existence of something over the word of the guilty which has an obvious slant towards self-preservation over telling an accurate account of what they have done.
>>26831806
Maaaybe? If they go really over the top with her, or give her something else besides being a baby
>>26831823
That magic overload seems pretty over the top to me.
>>26831806
Somehow the baby will be an important mcguffin in regards to the plot this saturday.
We just have to wait and see.
>>26831806
I'm hoping they go full Chibiusa with her and have the bad guy show up and kidnap her or something
>>26831844
What the hell are they going to do with a baby
>>26831852
It's an ALICORN baby, they probably can drain her power or something like that
>>26831858
It'll be just like the opening scene in Hercules
>>26831858
please no.
adding dancing ponies to the bounty list.
bonus bits for animated.
i need ponies cutting rugs
>>26831822
>At least with quantum field theory, you can use real science to prove the existence/non-existence of something
https://ww1.cpa-apc.org/Publications/Archives/CJP/2003/june/shapiro.asp
Knock yourself out
>>26831882
Man I thought you were gonna link me a cool paper about quantum field theory but instead you're still shitposting with the shitposter
>>26831896
I can't believe how little I care about their conversation, but I've read every post.
post pretty ponies in pretty dresses
>>26830282
Probably gonna give it a go tomorrow, I'll be doing pretty much nothing but sit around for 8 hours then anyway
>>26831921
>no bulge
>CBT
trash
Why are Luna's balls making weird noises again?
>>26831896
http://cds.cern.ch/record/152341/files/198407016.pdf
>>26831936
dude that shit is more than 32 years old
I can't even wipe my ass with that
>>26831949
Oh suck my balls anon
http://arxiv.org/pdf/1601.01176.pdf
>>26831965
>Oh suck my balls anon
Gladly, but what does that have to do with any-
>mmmmph
>you'll never have a cute pony to take care of you when you're sick
>>26831983
please die
You guys are a bunch of nerds
>>26831993
Before I die, take this
http://phys.org/news/2015-11-derivation-pi-links-quantum-physics.html
>suck my nuts
>choke on them
>>26832014
Present a stallion and I will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjzdcdKKmrM
Please do not torment the seagulls sexually
what the fuck nobby
>>26832014
>suck my dick
>dick sucks back
>>26832056
>"Curses! He's got one of them newfangled lipped urethras!"
>"What do we do, sarge? What do we DO?"
>"KEEP SUCKING, MEN! HE'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY!"
>>26832055
what
>>26832068
you see that
he's pushing a fry against a seagull's hoo-ha
that ain't right
seagull's hoo-has are for seagull goof juice only!
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>26832056
cock vore dialog is funny shit.
"It ain't gonna suck itself."
>>26832000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQgdOY1uA6o
>>26832090
I'm only seeing the thumbnail and I don't want to see it.
>>26832081
We like a show for four to eight year old girls and we want to fuck the majority of the characters or be turned into a pony to get fucked by some of the characters
>>26832081
I don't know if this is genuine concern or ironic shitposting.
>>26832081
I am beyond your comprehension.
unf https://derpiboo.ru/1105267?scope=scpeede15423ef4abf4cf3d3600e527c1aaef65f9e5b
>>26832119
>No anal vore, scat, or diapers
I'll give it a 3/10
>>26832055
>>26832075
it's being held in front of her, I just had her body at an unfortunate place
why are you posting this here though
>>26832119
I can't argue with this boner
Twilight loves how cute you look when you're sleeping.
>>26832119
It's fucking terrible
Kill yourself
>>26832161
well I like how cute she looks when she's sleeping
so I guess we're even
>>26832161
>By the second eye she watches to your foots
draw requests?
also, any ideas for marker/gloomy/junior stuff?
>>26832182
ELEMENTS OF MLPG
BOOP
BEB
SUB
>>26832182
Twilight jizzing on Anon's face while he sleeps
>>26832182
Sun horse stack!
>>26832161
Why did she trap me in my blanket?
>>26832182
Marker drawing on Gloomy's face while she's asleep
>>26832182
Anon hibernating in Gloomy's mane until the new season
>>26832182
Flying competition between RD and TS.
>>26832182
>also, any ideas for marker/gloomy/junior stuff?
I still have this in my request folder. It's not mine but I guess whoever made it would be happy about it
>>26831610
>it's awful! they talk about their fetishes!
>i wish we'd talk about my fetishes! not theirs!
>if they talked about my fetishes instead of theirs, they wouldn't have shit taste
No anon, they don't have shit taste, you're just an asshole over fetishes
>>26832182
Person Horse Spitfire as a monster girl
I want to slowly build up a strong and healthy relationship with my pony waifu and then ask her out on a date.
Then, we'll go to a fancy restaurant and have some nice discussion that slowly gets a tad bit more intimate than it normally does.
Afterward, I'd take her home and give her a kiss on her hoof and thank her for her company on such a wonderful evening.
This would happen more and more until I'd work up the nerve to ask her for her hoof in marriage and present her with a beautiful horn ring.
If she were to accept my offer we would enjoy grand festivities up to the day of our wedding .in which we would become bound until death.
Then I'd escort her to what would then be our shared chambers and make love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
We'd grow older together and watch the children that we made go off to university and do great things in the world of Equestria; maybe using our free time to study things that seemed trivial in our youth like Philosophy or Marine Biology
And in the twilight of our lives we'd wait for the flames of our brittle existences to dwindle and go out, but we'd die happy knowing that we have such a wonderful person to spend those final days with
>>26832199
Easy portability.
Isn't mlp a girl's show?
>>26832182
Gloomy in heat
I wonder how long I can do this
Been gone since 2014. Can anyone give me a quick run-down of significant events I've missed?
>>26832250
guaranteed replies
>>26832254
I hope so, because I'm totally serious.
If I don't get serious replies, I'll be very upset.
>>26832250
>>26832261
>>26832247
Jesus fucking christ nobby
>>26832250
They cancelled pony, but after the riots calmed down we just started pretending it didn't happen
Maybe you've heard about the Ferguson riots in the news?
>>26832250
there's like 5 Twilights now
>>26832279
And the other Twilights are all better that she is
>>26832250
S5 was very good
Comics are eh
S6 starts this saturday
The toys are actually good now
>>26832261
Everyone accepted Cadance as best princess.
She's planned to show up in every episode.
>>26832182
more centaurs
>>26832247
>>26832247
Why would you torture her like that?
>>26832279
Jesus fuck, wasn't' adding wings enough?
>>26832286
I remember Season 4 being a bit lackluster, I should give 5 a try then.
>toys are good
Did they finally make good accurate plushes? 4DE was too small and they lagged forever for my tastes.
>>26832288I only like her when she's cucking Shining.
>>26832297
Dunno about plushes, but they're actually articulated
Look up Guardians of Harmony
>>26832247
How has Sai not crashed yet
>>26832182
Marker and Junior using Gloomy as a Battle Elephant.
>>26832296
>>26832316
she is growing stronger
>>26832297
s2=s5>s1+s4>>>>>>>>>>>s3
my opinions are facts
if you disagree with me your a brony shit
>>26832161
I want Princess Luna to do that to me.
Only I'm a colt.
and my feet are also covered
Plus it's a bit more covering my shoulders
and maybe a fancy blanket hoodie
and I want Luna to cuddle me.
>>26832320
That's garbo, family
s4 > s1 > s2 >>> s5 >>>>>>>>>>> s3
Season 5 was trash and it's only liked because it's the newest one
>>26832345
lol no you're brony shit
>>26832350
fite me u bish
Season one is best season and everything past s2e24 is not canon.
>>26832363
>implying any episode not written by Faust is canon
>>26832307
>Guardians of Harmony
Damn, those look super neat. I'm glad they're trying something new.
I wish the faces were a bit better though.
I'll see if I can get a Ponka to hang out with my Kirby nendo since I"ve recently converted to /toy/ism.
>>26832376
Episodes directly supervised and approved by her are still allowed to count as extended lore to the original show Bible.
>>26832370
>implying /mlp/ watches the show enough to have an opinion on it
>>26832182
Twilight dealing with her friendship letter addiction.
>>26832386
>>26832401
Is it wrong if I want to cuddle with this horse?I'm a straight.
>>26832418
Pff
Which book is that from?
>>26832428
The Celestia one Anon dumped today >>26830277
>>26832427
no anonlittle ponies are exempt from being gay/straight
>>26832433
Thanks
>>26832200
>>26832449
>bepis
>not benis
1/10
>>26832427
You can, but do keep in mind he's very little.
>>26832457
>1/10"
is that how big your bepis is
B^)
>>26832470
rekt
>>26832427
I mean, I'm totally gay and I'd still cuddle most of the mares in the show
>>26832457
It stands for Bepsi, not for benis.
>>26832297
>I only like her when she's cucking Shining.
I like NTR and all, but the royal couple is not for that.
They are for many things and many fetishes, but not that.
>>26832478
But that's a shitty bebsi knockoff you see in the laotian zoetropes
>>26832481
What are they for then anon?
>>26832470
>B^)
>not :^)
0/10 apple-y yourself faggot
>>26832492
Run away, rumble bro, that ones going to vore you with her maredong.
>>26832516
>>26832470
>B^)
>:^)
>not B^U
A lost cause, both of you.
>>26832241
>>26832528
get this hot mare outa here
>>26832516
:^) is for pure memery
B^) shows how COOL I am at delivering that sicknasty roast
>>26832526
that's only for bum tickley edits
all of you suck at this
>>26832528
Jesus, look at those lustful eyes scanning for a pray for her to pounce on
>>26832537
you're a fucking meme kid
>>26832182
Junior proving that she's a filly
>>26832528
And here I was expecting her to be surrounded by space heaters.
>>26832496
Sending ponies into wild lust
Casual public sex in front of all their subjects
Stealth magical stimulation in important political meetings.
Role reversal/genderswapping
Domination play
A bunch of other stuff
>>26832555
>>26832492
fitter noo
>>26832568
Ha ha ha.
Wiseass.
Luna cock voring Pipsqueak
Luna not having a cock at all
>>26832579
>>26832520
>maredong
This again...
>>26832636
give us answers oh wise one
will the premiere be good?
If I would request artwork of my OC's on /mlp/, what are the odds they'll be severely whorified?
I don't want this to happen.
>>26832646
>>26832660
What do you mean?
>>26832660
>>I don't want this to happen.
>not wanting to see yourself get thoroughly fucked by several stallions
Are you gay or something
Pony has no genitals. If pony is in heat, she will try to intensely cuddle you until your fall asleep with her.
>>26832666
What a devilish ass.
>>26832715
I like the anatomy on this one
>>26832666
so it will have butts
thank you wise one
How do I get Gloomy to date me?
>>26832743
I like that stallion's "anatomy"
>>26832785
chill out and take off your pants
Boop comes from there!
>>26832788
but anon I haven't posted any with the "anatomy" visible
either you have bad eyes or a really good imagination
Post some uggos.
Psst, pony. I know what you want. I've got the best merchandise in town.
Unregulated hugs. Ear scratches. Eventummy petting.
So what do you say kido, you want a free sample?
>>26832715
will she at least give head?
>>26832844
How does hay power work?
>>26832206
sorry for how slow I'm getting these outI'm sitting in public and am tabbing out whenever someone walks behind me
>>26832843
Nobby's pretty uggo
>>26832843
Oh there you are anon
I was beginning to think you found some other pony and abandoned your love for me
phew
>>26832881
>I'm in public
>>26832881
Farewell Anon, may you rest in peace
>>26832881
Go somewhere private so you can draw horse lewds
>>26832881
embrace your inner pony, don't hide it
>>26832896
dukes up senpai we boutta throw down
>>26832903
semi-public
>>26832913
>dukes up senpai we boutta throw down
nah i don't fight uggos, i might catch it
>>26832898Do you have any idea of when you'll know if you can come to bronecon? I need to know how much I have to drop on the room.
>>26832916
yeah might catch these hands
>>26832908
live young die fast
>>26832916
you can't get more sick if you're already sick
>>26832896
He'd be pretty cute if he got a better haircut
>>26832561
this looked fucking weird from the thumbnail
>>26832929
also if he were a pony
>>26829747
>nerf
you have no FUCKING IDEA how hard i'd shoot pony with nerf guns
>>26832927
i'm not sick tho
so what's your point??
>>26832918No idea at this point yet, work is pretty crazy
>>26832937
>/k/ommando goes to Equestria with his entire NERF arsenal
>war changes
>>26832000
Reading is really sexy
>>26832992
go to bed Twilight
>>26832992
>>26832996
>you'll never bring Twilight to orgasm by reading to her
>>26832996
I'll go to bed when I get tired of readingwhich is never!
>>26833015
>just one more chapter and I'll go to sleep
>seven chapters and four hours later I'm still reading
>>26833010
>Twilight is dressed up in some lingerie
>Just give her 'the look'
>hold up a book
>Her eyes dilate, she gulps hard
>put on reading glasses, thumb to the first page
>reading quietly to yourself
>she's lewding herself and panting to you quietly reading to yourself
>occasionally asks what chapter you're on
>she's able to recollect exactly what part you're on and read along in her head
>full body climax
Twilight's one weird little librarian.
>>26832948Alright, I just feel like I'm bothering you too often.
>>26833037
salright
If ponies are vegetarian, what's that thing that looks like a sirloin steak that Pony is eating made of?
>>26832898
I just want to touch your OCs mane.and butt
>>26833055
I know I can't, but that won't stop me from trying for the next two weeks. I'll get the stack ready and find some ropes; you're going to feel pregnant from all the cum stretching out your womb
>>26833066
vegetarian steak
>>26833084
>and butt
I knew that was coming
>>26833087
>ulpulpulpulp
>>26833096
the butt always comes
>>26833102
That's a pony that likes the taste of cum
>>26833096
With his permission of course.
I'm not some kind of degenerate that goes around randomly touching stallion's butts
http://i.imgur.com/M6oa8UH.png
>>26833123
Well you must begin by petting the pony
it is required
>>26833130
nice
nice
nice
>>26833130
This is it.
I'll never find any porn involving the three of them better than this.
Season 6 should have an episode were all of the ponies turn into alicorn princesses.
>>26833130
holy unf
>>26833162
What about Chrysalis ovipositing into Cadence's butt while Shiny fills the womb?
>>26833130
garbage
>>26833130
>tfw no version with just Shiny and Cadance or just Chrysalis and Cadance
>>26833130
Badass, dude
There's not enough art of Shining doing submissive stuff while with his wife and a 3rd pone
>>26833183
I think I might have to rethink some things.
>>26833183
This would also be awesome. Maybe if Chrysalis was pumping Cadence with eggs while Shining came in Chrysalis? She could pass the cum along through her ovipositor to their offsprings
>>26833130
This shit is hot
>>26833350
>I will never hang out with pank
>>26833350
>All that Mtn Dew
Why?
>>26833365
>>26833032
at least her fetish is cute
>>26833382
Is she trying to tell me something?
>>26833365
Pony worships it
her sugary idol
>>26833395
Drink more dew
>>26833414*push push push*
>>26833414
>forearm swords
???
>>26833414
>hasbro making a fighting ponies spinoff show
For once, I think they may have gotten something somewhat correct
>>26833414
Holy fuck what
>>26833453
>>26833414
Her kinky katanas excite me so
>>26833502
look at those love birds
>>26833502
Dash is shit at drawing
>>26833453
No, this is for the fighting game they are developing.
>>26833510
considering she draws with her mouth I'd say she's not bad
it's Applejack who sucks
>>26833365
It's a good drink
>page 10
Sweet death will come for us soon
>>26833537
>>26833557
nice bulge faggot
>>26833584
I want to make sweet pony love to the grumpy one
>>26833569
>>26833605
that's right
right in your grump hole
>>26833602
what's that thing she's doing
>>26833557
I want to destroy his butt
>>26833625
literally?
but if the thread dies where am I going to post Rainbow Dash?
>>26833675
/trash/
>>26833658
>>26833677
be nice
>>26833636
With. With a rocket launcher or something like that.
>>26833675
>>26833677
>>26833682
>>26833698
well fine, party in the trash can
>>26833616
I want to have gay makeout sessions with that horse
>>26833658
>Twily asks her brother who his favorite novelist is
>>26833709
Please stay away from my horsebando
What happened to Blueblood's horn and cutie mark?
>>26833752
that's actually his dad, Bubbles and him haven't had Blueblood yet
LAST THREAD
>Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria and learns she was gone for 1000 moons
>She has been declared legally dead
>Twilight's new intelligence service is looking for talent…
Remember, always assume a filly is loaded. And never let loaded fillies play with one another.
>>26833793
stop giving the fillies booze
>>26833822
>>26833822
>>26833822
Back from recess?